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  1. Re:Serious issue! on What To Do With All of My Gadget Chargers? · · Score: 1

    I can note here that USB *is* a charger standard...

  2. Re:Well, that's just great. on New Evidence Debunks "Stupid" Neanderthal · · Score: 1

    Australopithicus?

  3. Re:Cameras at every toll booth on California's Wireless Road Tolls Easily Hackable · · Score: 1

    Driving with an obscured license plate is a traffic offense in every state, for reasons that should be obvious if you think about it for ten seconds.

  4. Re:Why the parachute? on NASA's Orion Mock-Up Fails Parachute Test · · Score: 5, Informative

    Isn't it crazy for all the things to go wrong, it would be a parachute that is the most common.

    Not really; parachutes are actually pretty finicky pieces of equipment. Parachutes for people are something we've been doing for about 80 years now, they are produced and packed with incredibly exacting care, and every parachutist actually carries two parachutes, just in case. And you *still* occasionally hear about parachute accidents where the parachute didn't work right. The main problem is that it is very easy for the rigging to get tangled, and when that happens the parachute doesn't open correctly and the whole deal drops like a rock.

  5. Re:Ego on Microsoft Releases Photosynth · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have no idea who "Coheed and Cambria" are. Obviously, I'm not nearly cool enough to own a Mac.

  6. Re:Massive? on A History of Atari — the Golden Years · · Score: 1

    "Massive" is Gibbon's Decline and Fall in seven volumes.

    Er, Gibbon's Decline and Fall is *six* volumes.

  7. Re:I imagine so as well on Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud · · Score: 1

    The IOC are making themselves look pretty scummy by association at the moment.

    "At the moment"?

    Can you point out to me a moment when the IOC was *not* making themselves look pretty scummy by association? At least in the past 20 years or so?

  8. Re:So much for the seeds of .... on Teens Arrested For Motorized Office Chair · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between a bicycle and an office chair?

    When you put an engine in it, the difference is that it has an engine in it. Engine-driven vehicles require licenses to be driven on public roads.

  9. Re:there was a high school kid on Amateur Scientists Seek Fusion Reaction · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that ANY generation of energy releases, in the end, heat.

    The heat generated by man-made endeavors is negligible in the earth's overall heat budget. Global warming is caused because we are causing more solar heat to be retained, rather than directly from our own piddling efforts.

  10. Re:Interesting?! on Grokking SCO's Demise · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only way this drivel is "interesting" is if you're observing the posting habits of bitter, spite-driven, FSF worshiping Zealots.

    Darl, is that you doing AC posts to Slashdot again?

  11. Re:Learning the rules on Torvalds Says It's No Picnic To Become Major Linux Coder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, but trick is that since you can't constantly be bugging Linus for all the answers, you have to know what his opinion is without asking him. That's the tough part.

  12. Re:Digital environments on Getting Human Hands Back Into Digital Design · · Score: 3, Funny

    I count ten bits, personally. Are you Yakuza, by any chance?

  13. Re:Old idea, but a good one. on NPC Hirelings Coming To D&D Online · · Score: 1

    Final Fantasy XI has "Adventuring Fellows". You have to quest to get one. The amount of time you get to keep it out is limited, and there are some other limitations. Also, it starts at level 30 and you have to level it up.

  14. Re:Police thugs on "War On Terror" Board Game Confiscated In UK · · Score: 1

    This isn't to say that it'd be just to fake evidence protecting the pot smokers, just that it would be fine and moral for the officer to say to his boss that he wasn't going to participate in enforcing a law that he thought was harmful.

    I'm sorry, but having a cop pick and choose which laws he will deign to enforce strikes me as very *immoral*. And as having very bad practical consequences as well.

  15. Re:Police thugs on "War On Terror" Board Game Confiscated In UK · · Score: 1

    "I was just doing my job" didn't fly at Nuremberg and it won't fly here. People who believe in justice should refuse to enforce and obey unjust laws, no matter what.

    So you want the police to enforce laws based on their individual opinions about whether they're just or not? I'd think very, *very* carefully about that notion, if I were you.

    A cop's duty to uphold the laws as he is sworn to do is a thing requiring careful balance. Generally, only the most heinous injustices excuse him from it. I'm sorry, but I will not blame any cop for arresting someone for marijuana possession as long as undue force was not used and unnecessary harm not inflicted during the arrest. You don't like it, get the law changed. That's possible, you know.

  16. Re:Colbert isn't republican... on Measuring the "Colbert Bump" · · Score: 1

    There's no specific bias in the general concept, no, but the concept requires you to make a choice that *does* create a bias. If they'd made an extremist liberal talking head (which they certainly could have done), the show would be biased to satirizing liberals and would have a hard time targeting conservatives.

  17. Re:Colbert isn't republican... on Measuring the "Colbert Bump" · · Score: 1

    Actually, I was referring mostly to The Colbert Report, that being the main subject of the article. I acknowledge that The Daily Show is much more willing engage targets in all directions. The Colbert Report's very structure, built around a parody of a conservative commentator, makes it really suitable only for sniping conservative targets.

  18. Re:What's weird... on The Evolution of Sega · · Score: 1

    Well, the edgy hedgehog now is Shadow. He's got a gun.

  19. Re:Colbert isn't republican... on Measuring the "Colbert Bump" · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I suspect when Democrats get in power that won't change.

    Of course it won't; the show's liberal beliefs won't let it. The show will simply drop in popularity as making fun of out-of-power Republicans won't be as funny. The new big political satire show (which probably has yet to be created) will make fun of the Democrats.

  20. Re:Names please. on Rat-Brained Robots Take Their First Steps · · Score: 4, Funny

    The big question is can it climb stairs. I mean how can you conquer the Universe if you can't even climb stairs.

    You level the building.

  21. Re:AUGGGHHH on Cooking Stimulated Big Leap In Human Cognition · · Score: 1

    Inuit also live in some of the harshest conditions inhabited by man. You don't discover much under those conditions. Experimenting is discouraged, as experimenting tends to get you killed, and, since surviving under these conditions is a team effort, tends to get the people depending on you killed as well.

  22. Re:Well, that's a relief on Russia and Georgia Engaged In a Cyberwar · · Score: 1

    This was not started by Russia.

    Yeah, it's just sickening how Georgia was sure they had an easy conquest in taking on a tiny country like Russia.

  23. Re:Welcome to the club. on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tell ya what. I'll let you ban gunpowder from garages if you let me ban gasoline from garages.

  24. Re:Marketing Pitch on Cryptic Studios Releases New Star Trek Online Details, Trailer · · Score: 1

    Yeoman Rand was an ensign. Commissioned officers as yeomen is the weird stuff you get when you insist that everybody is an officer, as they did in the original series.

  25. Re:Marketing Pitch on Cryptic Studios Releases New Star Trek Online Details, Trailer · · Score: 1

    It was Roddenberry's original idea that every one in the crew of a starship was at least an ensign, which makes them all, yes, commissioned officers. After all, they're all astronauts, and astronauts in the US military today are all officers (yes, I know this argument doesn't actually make a lot of sense, but it's one Roddenberry used). Then we got Miles O'Brien introduced in TNG as an enlisted man (Chief Petty Officer, which is why he's often addressed as "Chief O'Brien"). Oddly, we never saw any *other* enlisted men (or women) that I can recall. The whole thing remains rather confused.