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  1. Re:You've never lived in a redneck area on Firefighters Let House Burn Because Owner Didn't Pay Fee · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly - this guy still owes $75 for the LAST fire his idiot redneck grandson started that the fire dept. put out (despite his not having been paid up at that time, either).

    Second strike you lose, dumbass.

    And no, rural TN will never support raising taxes to eliminate this nonsense. The stupid grows thick there.

  2. Re:It's all in the name on OpenOffice.org Declares Independence From Oracle, Becomes LibreOffice · · Score: 1

    "they could have renamed it to gooo."

    Giggity giggity!

  3. Re:If we buy one with the magic chocolate ticket on ATMs That Dispense Gold Bars Coming To America · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One need not be "liberal" to find Mr. Beck to be a shitjugglingly insane moron and a blight on the nation's airwaves. The fact that you are apparently a fan of his speaks volumes about which of us is in need of "wising up."

  4. If we buy one with the magic chocolate ticket on ATMs That Dispense Gold Bars Coming To America · · Score: 5, Funny

    will we win a trip to Glenn Beck's magical crazy factory?

  5. Re:Does it include a unicorn? on Meet the Virginia-Built 110MPG X-Prize Car · · Score: 1

    Part of arriving at the 110MPG figure was figuring in kinetic energy transfer and mostly friction-free airtime following collisions.

  6. Re:gas engine ftw on Meet the Virginia-Built 110MPG X-Prize Car · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously - the only manufacturing in Lynchburg is Fleets Enemas. And Failwell UN-iversity grads. Come to think of it those are pretty much synonymous...

  7. Re:For those playing "Guess the Party" on State Senator Admits Cable Industry Helped Write Pro-Industry Legislation · · Score: 1

    A North Carolina Democrat is almost duty-bound to be a corrupt fuckstick. It comes from the 5-decade monopoly they've had in state political power. I'm as liberal as they come, but voted for McCrory (the R candidate in the last Gubernatorial election here) because Bev Purdue is a product of the NC Democratic party, and has already shown herself to be very much in the party mold of corrupt politicians. This is a state that could use some non-R, non-D blood in its politics.

  8. Re:US citizens pay more taxes than corporations on State Senator Admits Cable Industry Helped Write Pro-Industry Legislation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not a mystery: the corporations fund the election ads for the parasite class that makes our laws. Problem is that the modern Democratic party has now shown us quite convincingly that even when campaigns are funded mostly by small individual citizen donations, they still rule for the benefit of corporations once they get into office (I'm looking squarely at you, Mr. Obama - you fucking disgrace). It's a win/win for business and a no-win for citizens. The only solution is to take money out of elections entirely by mandating public financing for all elections and forbidding any private money at all to be used in campaigning.

  9. Re:I'm not sure..... on State Senator Admits Cable Industry Helped Write Pro-Industry Legislation · · Score: 1

    Ask him how much his "business constituents" in the Research Triangle Park pay to NC in taxes...

  10. Re:Le sigh on FCC Fights To Maintain Indecency Policy · · Score: 1

    Physical addiction to marijuana is a myth. It is an habituating drug - you develop a habit of using it. But there is ZERO physical addiction.

  11. Inveting your own terms to describe your ignorance on FCC Fights To Maintain Indecency Policy · · Score: 1

    doesn't help your feeble argument. Anyone with an ounce of sense could stop reading at "atheism is just yet another form of religion." Sure, Skippy - the absence of something is another form of that thing. And black is just a darker shade of white. Moron.

  12. Re:$100,000? on Drunken Employee Shoots Server · · Score: 1

    A .45 round won't go through a single hard drive. But aim away from the drives and you might get one to penetrate a couple of 1U enclosures.

  13. Re:Mattress! on Apple Exec Stashed $150,000 In Shoe Boxes · · Score: 1

    No, the banana hammock. Nobody's going looking in there.

  14. Results will be useless on Nuns Donate Their Brains to Alzheimer's Research · · Score: 0, Troll

    because of their sample selection. If religiosity is hard-wired in the brain http://www.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/04/04/neurotheology/ then these researchers have selected a sample that will make their results applicable to... nuns and other religiodelusionals.

  15. Re:"Wah, I Don't Want Choice or Responsibility! Wa on NCsoft Sued For Making Lineage II 'Too Addictive' · · Score: 1

    Yeah! And why doesn't Coors have a bunch of people on staff to go around to bars and hand out Antabuse?

  16. Re:Lower Sperm Counts! on Bicycles As a Gateway To Government Control · · Score: 1

    It's not lowered sperm count, it's physical damage to the plumbing in the area due to it not being designed to be sat upon for any length of time. This is the same crush-syndrome-related damage that increases the risk of testicular cancer in male bicyclists who primarily remain seated while riding.

  17. Re:Porn is the ultimate killer app on First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong · · Score: 4, Funny

    I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.

  18. iPhone owners are narcissistic assholes on Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    who readily lie to survey takers to make themselves appear "cooler" than they are. Shock and amazement to follow.

  19. Re:Not surprising on Hardware Hackers Reveal Apple's Charger Secrets · · Score: 1

    Huh? I have never needed a "special" serial cable for any of our APC SmartUPS. And we do use the serial interface - USB is too easy to accidentally yank out.

  20. Re:And in related news ... on Suspected Mariposa Botnet Creator Arrested · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia you fly over joke's head!

  21. Re:Are organ donations from diseased people good? on Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Make sure you don't ever get any of that black blood in you either, Mr. Bunker.

  22. Re:These stuff(ed) beer are not cheap... on The World's Strongest, Most Expensive Beer Served Inside a Squirrel · · Score: 3, Funny

    700 pounds? That's a big fucking squirrel! Which makes that $1068.14 price tag seem not quite so bad...

  23. Re:Why's this on Slashdot? on Girl Seeks Help On Facebook During Assault · · Score: 1

    WTF? It's not murder, it's self defense, and defending one's self from attempted rape is a PERFECT use for it.

    Moron.

  24. Re:I'm Not Fat! on DARPA To Turn Humans Into Batteries · · Score: 1

    He ain't heavy, he's SLA!

  25. Re:Supporting citizens vs supporting a platform on No iPhone Apps, Please — We're British · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Got enough straw in that man?

    "So, things that is only useful to a minority of people should not be done by the government, yes? Which means they should stop spending any money that helps the blind or disabled. Or the unemployed. Heck, I'm neither blind nor unemployed, so what the fuck is the government doing spending my money on this shit?"

    iPhone users are not a protected class under US disability statutes, and I highly doubt that they are in the UK, either. Despite the strong evidence of mental retardation evident in actually owning an iPhone, there is probably no compelling reason to so classify and protect iPhone owners.