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  1. The only thing crypto currency is good for is generating hype stories and bubble inflation...

    ...and buying contraband. As long as it's good for this, it's not going to disappear entirely. Cryptocurrency is still the primary trading medium for the dark web.

    I'm guessing that one or more state actors can trace it. Unless it's based on the only secure software on the planet.

  2. Re:So when it got colder... on Extreme Winter Weather In the US Linked To a Warming Arctic (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    What the head-in-sand crowd doesn't realize is that all these spring snows on the east coast that have become frequent over the past ~20 years are caused by the southward loop in the jet stream shifting eastward from its traditional position, sucking down cold arctic air at the Atlantic coast. But while you're saying "What happened to global warming???", those of us out west are saying "What happened to winter???".

    There is some speculation that what this article is talking about is the cause of the shift in the jet stream, but AFAIK it isn't certain yet.

  3. goatse on What Image Should Represent All of Humanity On Wikipedia? (wired.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    .cx

  4. about the size of a table in the Australian desert on Stars Billions Of Years Old Drop Big Clue To Early Universe (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    So... how big is a table in the Australian desert?

  5. Two possible responses.. on Antarctica Is Losing Ice Faster Every Year (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Pick one:

    a) Fortunately Antarctica is a myth, so there's no cause for concern.

    b) We're going to be in deep shit when the penguiform balrogs thaw out of the ice.

  6. Re:The data is all out there on Antarctica Is Losing Ice Faster Every Year (qz.com) · · Score: 2

    Still, it shocks me how many times I have to explain to my girl (and friends and family) why we shouldn't be god damn breeding.

    Most guys try to explain to their girl why they *should* be breeding.

  7. cue war on drugs on Sweden Considers Six Years in Jail For Online Pirates (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    Send in a non-violent offender, get back a hardened criminal six years later.

  8. Who benefits from DST? on Daylight Saving Time Isn't Worth It, European Parliament Members Say (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 2

    Everyone hates it, everyone thinks it has adverse effects, and yet we still have it. Is someone making a buck off it? Is the Little League lobby running the country? Do the lizardmen who've infiltrated all the world's governments like it?

    What's the deal here?

  9. Master of all Trades? on German Navy Experiences 'LCS Syndrome' In Spades As New Frigate Fails Sea Trials (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    The new frigate was supposed to be a master of all trades -- carrying Marines to deploy to fight ashore, providing gunfire support, hunting enemy ships and submarines, and capable of being deployed on far-flung missions for up to two years away from a home port...

    ...ahd invading France.

  10. Re:rule of law in ROK, how does that work? on Samsung Billionaire Gets Off Easy (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    s/law/money/

  11. Re:glitch? or something else? on Hulu, NBC Experience Glitches During Super Bowl Telecast (theverge.com) · · Score: 0

    Probably the Russians trying to destroy our civilization.

  12. Re:BitCoin... Good at nothing! on Bitcoin Plunges Below $12,000 To Six-Week Low Over Crackdown Fears (cnbc.com) · · Score: 2

    At the end of the day, it seems if you were there early and out at the peak then you won. But overall the whole system seems worse or more world wrecking than country issued currency. I wouldn't be surprised if bitcoin crashes badly or dies someday leaving a sour taste in crytocurrency.

    Bitcoin is like an IPO for a company listed as NUTN, with a prospectus that says they have no assets and their business plan is to do nothing, but helpfully points out that its stock will have some inherent value so long as smart people like you want to buy it.

    Unlike the tulip and wooden nose bubbles, buying cryptocurrency is speculating on nothing.

  13. In related news... on Why You Shouldn't Stifle Your Sneeze (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Supposedly (according to Suetonius, IIRC), one of the Ceasars declared that it's OK to fart at dinner parties, after one of his guests hurt himself trying to hold one back so he wouldn't have to leave the room.

  14. Re:Poorly worded on Researchers Find That One Person Likely Drove Bitcoin From $150 to $1,000 (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is more evidence that Slashdot editors are non-neutral reporters pushing an anti-Cryptocurrency agenda

    Funny, I thought it was a bitcoin/tesla fan site.

  15. same word on Why the World Only Has Two Words For Tea (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Wiktionary's etymology says both forms are derived from the same root in a proto-language. I.e., they're cognates.

  16. Re:Polish... on Why the World Only Has Two Words For Tea (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    Let's build an AI to solve this cha/tea mystery!

    I think it has something to do with tai chi.

  17. Re:Instant Internet kill switch... on Russian Submarines are 'Prowling Around' Undersea Internet Cables (thehill.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    How would they troll Facebook if they cut the cables?

  18. Re:Clearly UFOs exist on Ask Slashdot: What Is Your View On UFO Sightings? · · Score: 1

    If you identify a UFO as a UFO, is it still a UFO?

    Yeah, it's an Uhdentified Flying Object.

  19. Re:When I answer my phone on Spam Is Back (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    I like Catullus' novem continuas fututiones.

  20. Re:So where is the other missing half on Half the Universe's Missing Matter Has Just Been Finally Found (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    Something to do with socks and dryers, no doubt.

  21. Huh? on 'Blade Runner 2049' Isn't the Movie Denis Villeneuve Wanted to Make (vice.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I missing some subtle connection between the headline and the summary?

  22. Re:What I find interesting is on Mind-Altering Cat Parasite Linked To a Whole Lot of Neurological Disorders (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 1

    more and more we're finding mental disorders and weaknesses aren't poor decision making or weak moral fiber but a sign something is broken. For millennia we've blamed the mentally ill for their faults unless they were so stark raving mad we couldn't do anything but laugh. As a lot of smaller behavioral problems are traced to physiology I wonder if our society and our political narratives will adapt.

    Supposedly a number of ethicists and jurists are worried that "my brain made me do it" will become a standard courtroom defense.

    If you want to get out ahead of the crowd, try "my cat's parasites made my brain make me do it".

  23. Re:Ever noticed how on Facebook Enabled Advertisers To Reach 'Jew Haters' (propublica.org) · · Score: 1

    Twitter, Facebook, Google and other companies keep blaming some sir or madamn called "algorithm" for everything they do wrong these days?

    I thought

    "There are times where content is surfaced on our platform that violates our standards," said Rob Leathern, product management director at Facebook. "In this case, we've removed the associated targeting fields in question. We know we have more work to do, so we're also building new guardrails in our product and review processes to prevent other issues like this from happening in the future."

    was corporatese for "an intern did it".

  24. Re:Nature vs Nurture on AI Can Detect Sexual Orientation Based On Person's Photo (cnbc.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If sexual orientation correlates highly with physical appearance, then I think this conclusively proves that sexual orientation is not a "decision."

    * Unless this is picking up on subtle cues like gay men wearing eyeliner and gay women not wearing makeup. (Similar to lots of how gay men speak with an "affliction" and drive Saabs, while gay women drive Subarus.)

    No, it could be picking up something subtle about a person's facial expression.

    For something that strongly suggests that it isn't just a decision, google homosexual fraternal birth order.

  25. And people wonder where the aliens are! on Deadly Drug-Resistant Fungus Sparks Outbreaks In UK (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 0

    Hopefully Mulley and Sculder are all over it.