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  1. In other words the dog owners want to... on History of Slashdot Part 3- Going Corporate · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...rein in Katz on dogs!

    *rimshot*

  2. Re:American sense of "speed" on Geek and Gadgets Set Cross-US Speed Record · · Score: 1

    You need to appreciate just what it means to *average* a certain speed. Think about any time you drive slower, and think about what it takes to compensate. For every hour he spends in stop-and-go, he'll need to drive an hour almost twice the average to make up. Now tell me how many places in the US you can go 180mph?

  3. Re:Saturnians on Saturn's Moons Harboring Water? · · Score: 1

    Dude, a sea of methane? You can't bbq there, the moon would explode!

  4. Not for me on Fish Poison Makes Hot Feel Cold and Vice Versa · · Score: 1

    I noticed that I always catch a fish minutes after my buddy arrives!

  5. You forgot on Fish Poison Makes Hot Feel Cold and Vice Versa · · Score: 1

    to call it a cure! ;)

  6. Re:That explains it on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where do we see evidence spam was sent to the wrong person?

    Dude, it's pretty clear-- imagine telling Tony Soprano his dick is small! You would be lucky to get off with a quick shooting.

  7. Re:Easy- a lot of it will go on The Evolution of Language · · Score: 1

    I was going to call you on that last apostrophe but by gosh you used it properly. You learn something every day.

  8. Re:"Notebooks break, they get lost, ...." on Lessons To Learn From The OLPC Project · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I dare you to mod the thread down now :)

  9. Re:Can I flash the thing on David Pogue Reviews the XO Laptop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's been said already, but let me also add:

    - the screen is readable in daylight
    - the battery lasts 24 hours in "ebook reading" mode (they power the framebuffer only, while suspending the main board)

    Is there another product on the market that does this? If you reply "paper" I will smack you with a fish! :)

    The other neat point is, it hasn't even been designed for first-world grownups to read on the beach.

  10. Re:Don't assume they'll be just be used for good on David Pogue Reviews the XO Laptop · · Score: 1

    "Give a man a fire, warm him for a day. Set a man on fire, warm him for a lifetime." - Unknown

  11. Another finding... on Rate of Evolution Metrics Observed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Using the estimated rates, scientists projected evolution to have started about 6,000 years ago. ;)

  12. Re:Except that on Rocket-Powered 21-Foot Long X-Wing Actually Flies · · Score: 1

    You mean they weren't??????? :'(

  13. Re:With enough thrust.... on Rocket-Powered 21-Foot Long X-Wing Actually Flies · · Score: 1

    Why the heck is so special about these... "O-rings..." that they always come up with rocket engines? It sounds like a simple gasket, isn't there something else more fragile?

  14. Re:Mmm, Enlightenment on A Brief History of Slashdot Part 1, Chips & Dips · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh, do you remember the passwords for those accounts and would you be willing to share :)

  15. Re:Netcraft confirms on Web Creators Call Internet Outdated · · Score: 1

    Still too hard to understand. Do you have anything about tanks that are hard to drive?

  16. Re:Only on slashdot on Verizon, Copper, Fiber, and the Truth · · Score: 1

    Wait, paid for by telcos, or laid without having been granted a monopoly? In the latter case, I don't see why cable cos can't do the same and eat their lunch.

  17. Re:Did you even ask? on Verizon, Copper, Fiber, and the Truth · · Score: 1

    It's not that surprising, the DSL/FIOS competition is a fake competition anyway. The real competition is between parallel infrastructures, and those are the cable and phone ones.

  18. Re:Price of recycled Copper on Verizon, Copper, Fiber, and the Truth · · Score: 1

    They should use water lines, those are made of copper! :^)

  19. Re:BSD license confussion. on Resolution of BSD-GPL Wireless Code Dispute? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think you understand the point of the BSD license. It's designed intentionally to let the commercial entities use code this way. The idea is that some big government sponsored project, such as the thing at Berkeley, will produce useful code that can then be transferred to the industry and still help any companies that form. The taxpayers get everything no strings attached. I guess this was a nice idea when the US was the only country with Internet, but now virtually everyone has access so it doesn't really make the domestic companies more competitive.

  20. Re:Does... on Radiohead Says Name Your Own Price for New Album · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They should still ask people for a CC and bill them 0.0. That way at least the billing hassle is equal between the zero/non-zero cost alternatives. This hassle is really why many people pirate MP3s, it's too damn hard to deal with DRM billing proprietariness etc etc.

  21. Nah on What's So Precious About Bad Software? · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's still there, they just renamed it "Perl Contest" ;)

  22. Did someone say... on When Not to Use chroot · · Score: 1

    that a user at the root of the Linux tree exit out of a jail? The police are trying to locate a man that might be trying to cut his beard. Hopefully they will find him.

  23. Re:Terror is winning on Justice Department's Bio-terror Mistake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Harmless unless you have a specific type of DNA, in which case the bacteria cause a heart attack ;)

  24. Re:This is why the US is falling behind on Justice Department's Bio-terror Mistake · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hear, hear. If Feynman pulled the kind of shit today that he did during WW2 in Los Alamos, his ass would be in Guantanamo by now. What happened to the greatness of the WWII generation? Do we need a war to wake people up?

  25. Re:Terror is winning on Justice Department's Bio-terror Mistake · · Score: 1

    So where's the next geek haven? Canada? China? Taiwan? Japan?