are you sure there wasn't some sort of time distortion because of a warpcore breach that allowed you to talk to a 'Jimmy' from another dimension where ducks are thrown and baloons and nothing is what it seems?
"...but then tech worker productivity will plummet for the next month, the Internet will crash from millions playing Deathmatch, the federal deficit will skyrocket, and the whole economy goes into the crapper. Damn, I knew there had to be a catch. "
right.. but there'll be a mainstream 64-bit processor? clearly, the good outweighs the bad.
"What a bloated, shamelessly self-interested plug. No one outside of Linux-weenies and unwilling video archivists are going to see this film. Why? Because it's not interesting to anybody but the most devouted "me too" open-source enthusiast."
So? What's wrong with that. Oh! A movie has a target audience, big deal.
"Microsoft defends the solution by remarking Windows was not designed to be a modular system, and the current operating system is highly dependant on core technologies like IE and Windows Media Player. Removing them would result in a slower, much-less user friendly Windows that would be a support nightmare."
While keeping the coretechnologies in would result in a slower, much-less user friendly Windows that would be a support nightmare.
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It wasn't timothy you dolt.
It was 1gor, the person who sent the story in.
I read it (and pronounce it in jest) as stewfoo. /shrug
it is A use. not THE use.
nobody developed the computer so I could play solitaire.
well actually the sky was always blue, but this service pack provides a convient way of telling you.
can you swing a sack of doornobs?
can I?!
I'll make a note.
sparky: Hey mordock, you totally rock.
mordock: I, like, totally already know that.
thanks for your view on things, but you are not the principal of the DMCA.
i think the phrase you were looking for was "guns shows don't kill people, people shows kill people.
are you sure there wasn't some sort of time distortion because of a warpcore breach that allowed you to talk to a 'Jimmy' from another dimension where ducks are thrown and baloons and nothing is what it seems?
"...but then tech worker productivity will plummet for the next month, the Internet will crash from millions playing Deathmatch, the federal deficit will skyrocket, and the whole economy goes into the crapper. Damn, I knew there had to be a catch. "
right.. but there'll be a mainstream 64-bit processor? clearly, the good outweighs the bad.
it doesn't matter what einstein wanted.
you need something science-y on the license plate.
This is america, man. knowledge isn't required.
Don't blame me, I voted for kodos.
tell me about it.
whoa, there's an outside now?
oh, you can use facts to prove anything that is remotely true.
it sounds like challenge to me!
"Sort of like a bottle deposit, but you don't get the money back"
So in other words, it's nothing like a bottle deposit.
I don't see why people need to make these generalities.
"Open Source is better"
"Propietary is better"
whatever. just use what works.
blah blah. I don't feel like finishing what I was going to say.
don't mod me up.
"What a bloated, shamelessly self-interested plug. No one outside of Linux-weenies and unwilling video archivists are going to see this film. Why? Because it's not interesting to anybody but the most devouted "me too" open-source enthusiast."
So? What's wrong with that. Oh! A movie has a target audience, big deal.
Man, and I thought Jon Katz was a drip...
you forgot the intermittent explosions.
so it actually should be like:
Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
::motor cycle explodes::
Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
::building explodes::
Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
::tokyo explodes::
Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
::tokyo explodes::
Tetsuo: Kaneda!!!!!
::tokyo explodes::
Kaneda: Tetsuo!!!!!
::kaneda explodes::
I don't think I've ever seen a post on slashdot with a reference to that line in the simpsons that wasn't +5.
Speaking of the simpsons, remember when homer said "Lisa, in this house we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics!!"
for the same reason writers write novels and not instruction manuals.
or something.
"Microsoft defends the solution by remarking Windows was not designed to be a modular system, and the current operating system is highly dependant on core technologies like IE and Windows Media Player. Removing them would result in a slower, much-less user friendly Windows that would be a support nightmare."
While keeping the coretechnologies in would result in a slower, much-less user friendly Windows that would be a support nightmare.
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Sorry.
Yes. You obviously have an obligation to mankind to fight crime.