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Disconnecting Telemarketers

Anonymous Scientist at UMass sent in a story about opt-out telemarketing laws, and several people submitted this story about a spam bill in the Senate. New York's telemarketing law does work - since we put our number on the list, we've gotten a couple of calls from charities (not covered by the law) and a couple of calls from Time-Warner Cable, asking us to sign up for cable. Time-Warner's calls would be banned, except that we have a pre-existing business relationship with them - you see, we already have cable. Update: 05/18 15:30 GMT by M : Oh, and if you live in New York: NYNoCall.com.

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  1. Scams by Pentomino · · Score: 1

    What about thoe bogus "firemen" that call up asking for donations?

    1. Re:Scams by shaldannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well...once when I was a missionary in California City, I got a call from someone alledging to be from the Bakersfield FOP. He asked if I would be interested in giving them money. I replied with "I'm a missionary, so I don't have a whole lot of money...but if you're interested, I could arrange to have some missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints some share a message about Jesus Christ." He hung up pretty quickly...

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    2. Re:Scams by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

      yeah, if people didnt know about this scam before, i guess a lot of this has come out since the 9-11 aftermath. it's too bad that they pull that crap, and try to guilt trip you into giving money... then in the end something like 2% makes it to the firemen/police/whatever.

    3. Re:Scams by Surak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What about thoe bogus "firemen" that call up asking for donations?

      That's a very good point. I used to work a company that did that. (Hey! Stop looking at me like that! It was legitimate IT work! :)

      Non-profit organizations like the International Association of Firefighters, the Police Officer's Assocation of really do exist. They often do not do their own telemarketing, and instead hire outside companies to do it.

      The company I worked for published free newspapers and magazines for the organization in exchange for the organization allowing them to solicit 'advertising' and other 'donations' from companies. The non-profits get like 1% or something ridiculous like that.

      I would imagine since the agreement between the telemarketer and the non-profit is legally binding and the non-profit did hire the telemarketer, then it would not be banned, at least no under the New York law mentioned in the article.

    4. Re:Scams by TNLNYC · · Score: 1

      I used to keep some litterature from multiple religions with me for the same purpose when I was in N.C. That way, when either a Jeovah's Witness or some other religious group knocked on my door to raise fund for their cause (which happened a lot in Chapel Hill, NC), I would invite them in and tell them that I was "worried about their soul". After that, I would give them brochures from another religion than theirs and they would be a hasty retreat. After a while, most of them started avoiding my house :)

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    5. Re:Scams by e40 · · Score: 1

      In my area, I'd get the police calling up. This was how it went:

      Me: Hello?

      Police: [in a very loud voice] Mr. X, THIS IS THE POLICE. [Softer now] Don't worry, no one is going to jail. We are taking donations for...

      The first time it happened, it flashed through my mind that the police were at the front door and I was getting a courtesy call before they busted it down.

      This tactic really pissed me off, and no, I didn't make a donation.

    6. Re:Scams by TheDick · · Score: 1

      You're From Chapel Hill? Maybe you've heard of a man Named Ben Folds, he is my hero.

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    7. Re:Scams by THX1138 · · Score: 1

      I used to turn up at the door with a beer can in one hand, a raw piece of meat on a fork in the other hand, a cigarette in my mouth and just say "yeah?" then belch. Average time spent - about 1 min.

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  2. Telemarketer blocking devices by shaldannon · · Score: 1

    I've heard commercials on TV lately advertising products that you can put between the jack and the phone that actually block telemarketers. Does anyone have any experience with these devices? DO they work? Which is the best one to get?

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    1. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by dpete4552 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Our local news station did a story on those. They didn't work worth crap.

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    2. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by sketchkid · · Score: 1

      i just saw these at compusa like 10 mins ago, i guess theyre (somewhat) legit

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    3. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by larien · · Score: 3, Informative
      ISTR hearing about these before; IIRC they sent a short signal to the caller that the line was engaged or was invalid. This was short enough that legit users wouldn't notice it, but the telemarketers' call machines would and mark the number invalid.

      I have no idea how reliable they are or what their effect on legit callers is, but another post seems to think they weren't much good. *shrug*

    4. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try going to www.callmenot.com. I could care less about the product and its success, but if you look at the lower right corner of the webpage you'll find directions to make your own call screener! Very useful, if you ask me. They also have a recording of the tone that the telemarketers' computers sense to hangup. Good luck. The bottom line is that you record the tone and your own message on the answering machine. They have more details.

    5. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by drsoran · · Score: 1

      Well, around here they advertise the Telezapper quite a bit. I haven't shelled out the $50 to try it, but after getting several calls yesterday that were obviously computers cold calling I'm thinking about it though.

      It just sends out a couple of the tones from the "disconnected line" tone. You know, the one that plays the tones and then says: "We're sorry, the number you are dialing has been disconnected". Supposedly it "fools" the telemarketing dialing systems into placing your number on a disconnected number list so it doesn't call it again. I've been skeptical that it really works though. Anyone use these kinds of devices (or just put the tones on their answering machine as telespammer traps?).

    6. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by rabidphilosophy · · Score: 1

      I did some testing one with my geek phreaker friends.
      Basically what it does is emit the 3 tone sound you get when a phone number doesn't exist. Did I mention this happens EVERY call you get. It hooks up to your phone, then when you pick up your line you hear the three tone sound, along with friends, family and occasionally telemarketers.
      We also discussed if this would even be effective on stopping telemarketers, and we decided it would have a minimal effect, at most. It's not worth it, and you will find yourself talking for about 2 mins at the beginning of every call, explaining to your friends why they heard that noise.
      Don't get it.

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    7. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that just means that the type of idiots who think buying a computer from CompUSA is a good idea, is their target market.

    8. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by interiot · · Score: 5, Informative
      Some usenet threads discussing use of the SIT Tone to attempt to trick computerized calling systems: There are many more. I'm just trying to give an alternate perspective because IMHO, local news places tend to be more interested in sensationalized exposés than in subtle details.

      Anyway, you can just add that sit.wav to the start of your answering machine message for free, so it doesn't hurt to see for yourself.

    9. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by lanalyst · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think eventually the predictive dialers will be programmed to avoid them. I did download the SIT tone wav file to a PDA, assigned it to a button and played it into the phone for out of area/unknown caller calls. It did seem effective. Didn't have to pay Verizon for the call blocking service, etc.

    10. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a company that places thousands of unsolicited calls each day - not for sales, so we don't quite qualify as telemarketers - but we do use the same technology. The efficacy of these devices ALSO depends upon how much the company doing the calling knows about their predictive dialers. If they are set correctly, the tri-tone signal will usually result in the number being flagged as a non-working number (the desired effect). But this doesn't always happen. It costs the companies doing the dialing lots of money, in many cases, but incorrect settings on the predictive dialers will result in some non-working numbers getting to live telemarketers/interviewers/etc in their offices.

      Anyhow, what I'm saying is that tritone or no tritone signal, sometimes it's beyond the control of the "telezapper"-like products. Most companies, in order to save $, will not let your phone ring endlessly. If you wait until after the 4th ring, you should effectively filter out telemarketers, market researchers, etc. That's because most answering machines pick up on the 4th ring, and we don't want to waste dialer time on answering machines.

    11. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at radioshack. We've sold about 150 of these in the last 3 weeks. We've only had 2 come back. They do indeed work.

      That said, it's extrodinarily easy to fashon your own. If you have a modem and software capable of answering the phone, you already have one for free.

    12. Re:Telemarketer blocking devices by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      I've heard commercials on TV lately advertising products that you can put between the jack and the phone that actually block telemarketers. Does anyone have any experience with these devices? DO they work? Which is the best one to get?

      How about a secretary?

  3. Spammers, those that keep on giving.... by IHavePowers · · Score: 1, Funny

    I hate telemarketers they call out the time, but I never answer because of my caller id. Well, I experienced something new a few weeks ago. Phone spam. Having enough experience with spam I didn't fall for it, but my parents did. My caller ID read Moneyclaims or something like that. Well, I knew it was a telemarketer. My dad did not. So he calls them and gets a recording saying go to a website. So he tells me go to the site so he can get his money that someone owes. I'm like, sure... So I go to the site and what do I see, two pairs of large breast staring at me. My parents were shocked, but I laughed out in glee. I said I told you so and they stopped bothering me.

    1. Re:Spammers, those that keep on giving.... by DrugCheese · · Score: 1

      My roommate does the same thing, he looks at the caller ID and when noticing its from a blocked or unavailable number does not answer it. The only problem with this is that the phone rings constantly from telemarketers because they always just put our number back into the queue. I used to do systems at a branch of a large telelmarketing firm, I know that all you have to do is tell the telemarketer that 'I do not wish to recieve calls anymore, please take me off your list'. But I knew a lot of telemarketers there, I also knew that they get frusterated and easily ignore those calls and just put the number back in the queue. The 100% sure way is to ask for a manager right away, then tell the manager to take you off the list. In most states they are required to send you a certified letter (they already have your address) that you have been removed from the database. Either way the only way to get them to stop is to ignore the caller ID and answer the phone.

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    2. Re:Spammers, those that keep on giving.... by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      Actually, what happens is they put you on a "Do not call" list. If they call you back within a certain time period they are breaking the law. Ill have to find the law again, as I dont remember what one it is, but I seem to remember seeing something like this here before, or maybe some other site than slashdot. Also, you can demand that they send you a printed copy of their "do not call" policy. If they do not, you can take them to court and get, IIRC, "not more than $500" for a "technical vilation" of the law (or maybe it is an FCC interpretation of a law)

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  4. Simple solution by NineNine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's simple. Get rid of the land line. Cell phones are cheaper and easier. Telemarketers don't have cell phone numbers. Of course, if you use your land line for dial-up like I do, we just removed all of our telephones in the house. No telemarketers. Simple.

    1. Re:Simple solution by jonnythan · · Score: 2

      Not quite.. my cell gets telemarketers. There are a lot of them that just cold dial numbers.

      I have never given out my cell # on a web form or anything.

    2. Re:Simple solution by sct · · Score: 1
      Isn't it illegal to tele-market cell phones? Something about the user paying per-minute charges for incoming un-requested calls?


      If not, it should be.

    3. Re:Simple solution by glitch! · · Score: 5, Funny

      Get rid of the land line. Cell phones are cheaper and easier. Telemarketers don't have cell phone numbers.

      That's an excellent point. I carry my cell phone everywhere, and everyone I know has the number. (I guess "they" can track me, now...) Recently I have stopped answering my home phone, and let my 2-year old answer it instead. She loves it! "Hewwwwooo?" babble babble babble. I figure that if she is still talking after a minute or so, it is someone in the family, and I can take over. Otherwise, who cares? :-)

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    4. Re:Simple solution by krir · · Score: 1
      It's not that Telemarketers don't have cell phone numbers, it's illegal for them to call your cell phone, according to the Telephone Consumer Protection Act.

      Check out JunkBuster.com's pages for more help with getting rid of those bastards (no affiliation).

    5. Re:Simple solution by e40 · · Score: 1
      It's not that Telemarketers don't have cell phone numbers, it's illegal [junkbusters.com] for them to call your cell phone, according to the Telephone Consumer Protection Act.
      Unfortunately, you are incorrect. In Calif, the state passed a law that watered down the TCPA. I looked into it, because I was going to take action against a group of telemarketers that were sending faxes to my cell phone.
    6. Re:Simple solution by e40 · · Score: 1

      Not true they don't "have" cell phone numbers. For months my cell has been hammered by a number of companies sending me faxes. Interestingly, Verizon is able to save some of them, which I later "print" to my work fax number. Then, I call the numbers on the faxes and get a satifying lb. of flesh from the ranking manager of the day.

    7. Re:Simple solution by eap · · Score: 2

      Use cell phones? This doesn't necessarily work. I got a message on my mobile phone's voice mail from palm.com. It lasted about a minute and used up one of my 300 monthly minutes.

      I'm thinking about sending a bill to palm for the airtime, not to mention turning them in, since this is illegal. I will also never buy anything from them since they have effectively stolen from me.

    8. Re:Simple solution by Snover · · Score: 1

      Except that this doesn't really work. I received a telemarketing call on my cell -- when it was off -- but it still left a message (it was an automated thing). Needless to say, I was pretty pissed off -- that shit costs me money!

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  5. Joining the list? by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 0

    How does one get on this list? I see mention of how many people have joined so far, but not the method for doing it....

    1. Re:Joining the list? by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

      No, you don't actually join the list. You just go around saying how many people have joined the list so far. Then you collect you paycheck at the end of the month.

  6. i hate telemarketers by DigiBoi · · Score: 4, Funny

    they try to sell me siding, roofing, windows, remodeling, lawn care, etc. and i live in an apartment.

    id hate to see what they try to sell you if you own a home.

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    1. Re:i hate telemarketers by tapin · · Score: 1

      Renters insurance.

  7. NY state law by Thanatos · · Score: 1

    I signed up for this, and the calls (I used to get 5-6 every Saturday and Sunday, 1-2 other weeknights) stopped entirely.

    Great service. easy to sign up for, no hassles.

    1. Re:NY state law by msl521 · · Score: 1

      No more big name telemarketers calling us. But the carpet cleaner/realtor/widget dealer around the corner keeps calling. Even informed them that they were violating state law and they didn't seem to care. I once almost made a professional telemarketer cry with threats of legal action when she kept on going with her script.

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  8. And if you live in Texas by Serk · · Score: 5, Informative

    And if you live in Texas - http://www.texasnocall.com/

    And for what it's worth, it works, my spam-calls have gone to nearly zero (I still get charity calls)... The other thing to cut way down on spam-calls is this magic phrase - 'Please put me on your do not call list. Thank you.'...

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    1. Re:And if you live in Texas by MaxwellsSilverHammer · · Score: 1

      yeah, I was looking for someone else to say something about TX. We signed up for this, (like $2.50/yr I think), and I had real doubts that it would do any good because of when it would go into effect, how long companies had to take you off their lists, etc., they could just change company names and be back in biz, but now that I read this we have had less calls. Still get those stupid recorded things that take up half the tape on the answering machine before it cuts them off, but live calls have really dropped. Still get the occassional call on the cell, though. Gotta not answer those calls that don't show the number. That really ticks me off because if I am over my minutes, I take $$ hit.

    2. Re:And if you live in Texas by 56ker · · Score: 2

      I have a magical way of dealing with telephone spammers - I permanently have the ringer turned up. Anyone genuine will leave a message but the telemarketers don't. Trouble is people who hae the wrong number also leave a message but it's a pretty good system nontheless.

    3. Re:And if you live in Texas by jelle · · Score: 2

      And if you live in florida, then a domain squatter just (last night) sat on the respective domains for florida.

      There should be a law against that.

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    4. Re:And if you live in Texas by zangdesign · · Score: 2

      I got a spamcall on my cellphone one day (I live in TX). When I told the guy he'd called a cellphone, he apologized profusely and hung up immediately. Apparently, telemarketers can get in a lot of trouble if they call a cellphone.

      It also helps that I'm not listed in any directory that I'm aware of, and I have no land line.

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    5. Re:And if you live in Texas by PD · · Score: 2

      That is a great way of dealing with people who utilize a SYNCHRONOUS method of communication when all they really needed was an ASYNCHRONOUS method.

      So what do you do in an emergency? AOL Instant Message?

    6. Re:And if you live in Texas by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      when they start leaving a message you just pick up and say hey sorry telemarketers scare me.

    7. Re:And if you live in Texas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      and why the hell should I have to pay to be put on a no-call list? a list that doesn't stop people like:

      -Firefighters Fundraisers
      -Police Fundraisers
      -American Cancer Society, March of Dimes, etc

      yeah, I feel real sorry for the cops (mostly fat donut-eaters with lardasses) who only make $35k/yr. AHHHH! but then they work off-shift as security (in uniform), they get free/reduced meals at many restaurants, and the overtime pay (My God! San Antonio police used to get triple time and a half after 45 hours!) (and don't anybody even respond to this post about the "poor policeman who protect us", they knew the risks when they took the job)

      same goes for the firemen, they knew the risks when they took the job. I respect them for what they do, more than the cops. (Ever hear of any cities firefighter department that is hated worse than the local police?......... didn't think so)

      bottom line, I don't have money to spare. that is what tax dollars and tax credits to big corporations are for. same goes for the "homeless" on the street corners begging for money (I saw one on the corner the other day wearing brand-new Nike's that cost at least $140! oh yeah, someone donated those, sureee they did!). that's what your local Salvation Army/Goodwill and soup kitchens are for. get them off their lazy asses and get them working. nobody ever gave me a free ride in my life, I worked for what I got, they should to.

  9. Reusing numbers by popeydotcom · · Score: 5, Informative

    We recently moved house and connected to NTL for telephone and cable modem. They gave us a number and I asked for it to be ex-directory (so it doesn't show up in public directories and thus should reduce the chances we get spam calls). Within a week or two we were getting fax calls from someone at all hours of the day and night. Not nice for Clare when I'm away from home, waking her up in the middle of the night (we don't have a fax machine). Problem is they always seemed to block their number, so dialling 1472 to get the CLI number didn't work. However *once* it did. We got the number and searched for it on the internet. I found out the company name and got their website from google. I then figured out their email naming convention and send an email to every employee in the company telling them to stop.

    They stopped.

    The problem was that our number was reused. It had been someone elses fax number 6 months ago. The phone company said they could change our number if we wanted, but we'd just get another recycled number.

    The dimwit company with the fax machine hadn't purged their marketing database at all.

    In the UK we have an opt-out system also, called the 'Telephone Preference Service'. There's also an associated organisation called the 'Mail Preference Service' to reduce spam through the letter box. Since we registered we haven't had any spam calls and little or no mail either.

    1. Re:Reusing numbers by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Problem is they always seemed to block their number, so dialling 1472 to get the CLI number didn't work

      In case taht wasnt a typo, it's 1471! Might explain why you didnt get that number...

    2. Re:Reusing numbers by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 2

      Exact same thing happened to be here in California, Faxes all hours of the day and night, bought a fax machine to collect and make them stop. In 4 months I've slowed it down but a few still get through. They need to change the laws, if they fax you they have to have the opt-out info at the bottom. But if you don't have a fax machine there is no way to get it. Need to make it that if the machine notices no fax responce 3 times or something it removes you. Or they have to use caller ID and answer it.

      Sorry if my spelling/grammer isn't perfect, on my way out the door.

    3. Re:Reusing numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think reused numbers are a real problem and may become a bigger one in the future. I've had my current number for about a year and I still get about 3 or 4 calls from somebody wanting to talk to the previous owner of the phone number. I would change it if it my DSL wasn't attached to it.

      Can you imagine using someone's old email address as your own?

    4. Re:Reusing numbers by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      "In the UK we have an opt-out system also, called the 'Telephone Preference Service'. "

      Yeah, and they are a complete and utter waste of time.

      I signed up with them a year ago.

      Seen zero decrease in telesales calls.

      TPS are fsck all help, they are not in the least bit interested.

      Don't bother wasting your time with the TPS, folks.

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    5. Re:Reusing numbers by popeydotcom · · Score: 1

      No they're not. The problem is companies that don't remove numbers from their lists which are given to them by the TPS.

      *They* are the problem. We barely get any calls now, since we registered with the TPS.

      If you still get calls then you should go back to the TPS and get them to sort it out. They will.

    6. Re:Reusing numbers by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Not only are they a problem, they are breaking the law. You can have them charged. Which is why the only one to call me after I got put on TPS over a year ago put the phone down pretty damn quick when I told him.

    7. Re:Reusing numbers by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      It's okay, I think NTL just went bankrupt. I don't think you'll be getting calls through them anymore.


      Or any calls.


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    8. Re:Reusing numbers by scm · · Score: 1

      We've been getting telemarking calls for someone (who apparently had our number at some point) for something like 2 years. It was really fun about a month ago when the collection agencies started calling for her...

    9. Re:Reusing numbers by Retron · · Score: 1
      Seen zero decrease in telesales calls. One of my friends took a job as a kitchen sales telemarketer a few years back - their method was to rip a page from the BT Phone Book and give it to the telemarketer.

      This meant that they'd often ask for Mr X only to be told he'd died a few months ago; he even had a script along the lines of:

      Callee: Sorry, not interested Marketer: Okay, how about we send a rep round to you tomorrow at 7PM, then?

      Awful company, that - and if companies don't register with the TPS then there's nothing stopping them (legally) from spam calling you.

    10. Re:Reusing numbers by ColdGrits · · Score: 1

      Oh, I have got back to the TPS.

      I told them exactly what happened.

      they did fsck all and were extremely dis-interested.

      the TPS are, in my experience, a complete waste of time and serve no purpose whatsoever - I have seen no drop (actually, a rise) in telesales calls since registering with the TPS.

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  10. hate telemarketers? screw with em! by johnpaul191 · · Score: 1

    i read something in a pranks book once about some guy that always messed with these people. he went off on a long explanation about how he will never need new siding because the previous year he bought black rubber siding. made from recycled tires or something. the person calling him was so so so so confused.
    playing those games with long distance companies can be risky though, they have that magic power to switch your provider (unless you scrap long distance like we did, cell phones!). make up completely retarted information. keep them on the line as long as you can handle it. they work on comission, so the time they waste with you is money lost. i realize they are just trying to make a paycheck, but there are productive things to do in this world. tele marketing helps nobody. they are as bad a lawyers. just don't give up any true information and have fun. try to annoy them more than they have ever annoyed you, and you'll win.

    1. Re:hate telemarketers? screw with em! by TotallyUseless · · Score: 1

      call your local phone company and tell them you want long distance slam protection. i did this with my phoneco, and they made it so that the only way my long distance can be changed is if i physically go to their office, and sign a piece of paper authorizing the change.

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    2. Re:hate telemarketers? screw with em! by yog · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's a comedian (www.jimflorentine.com) who does a great mentally retarded voice and has a couple of tracks on his CDs that are quite amusing. Although he mimics a retarded person he is very clever and manages to keep the telemarketers on the line for many minutes. I wish I could think that fast.

      On the other hand, since I started politely requesting "add us to your no-call list" the telemarketing in recent weeks has all but ceased, and good riddance.

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  11. The obvious solution... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 5, Funny

    We form vigilante groups of 10 or so, for every major city in the country. We arm them with flechette round shotguns, incendiary grenades and train them for a few weeks. We have the various legislatures authorize law enforcement to investigate spamming, and inform the vigilantes of any known telemarketer lair.

    We send in the troops.

    Either that, or we pull a Sigourney Weaver... "We go back to the mothership, and nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

    1. Re:The obvious solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not fun at alll........ You're an idiot.

    2. Re:The obvious solution... by TellarHK · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      IDT Telecommunications in rural, depressing Calais, Maine. Right on North Street across from the police station. Telemarketers abound there, but beware! The place is a known druggie hangout and had a problem with needles in the trash a while ago. So if you go in there, make like it's vampires you're gunning for because you don't want to get any infections.

      And don't worry about the police station, we've got like five cops.

    3. Re:The obvious solution... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      5 cops should be more than enough for backup. Police issue shotguns and revolvers should be more than enough, barring something really extreme like a high level manager. That's why we need the incendiary grenades...

    4. Re:The obvious solution... by ThorbyBaslam · · Score: 0

      "Take off and nuke the site from orbit".

      God, I love being a pedant.

    5. Re:The obvious solution... by minusthink · · Score: 1

      can you swing a sack of doornobs?

      can I?!

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  12. Other states? by crow · · Score: 2

    I've heard that a number of other states have opt-out lists. Where can I find a good list of how to get on the list for each state?

    I know that you can send a letter to the Direct Marketing Association to get on their do-not-call list, which applies to their members (i.e., the more reputable telemarketing companies).

    1. Re:Other states? by athakur999 · · Score: 2

      Texas's is at www.texasnocall.com. I don't know about other states.

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  13. Topical cartoon... by larien · · Score: 2

    ...on Non Sequitur (highly recommended web cartoon, BTW!)

    1. Re:Topical cartoon... by NonSequor · · Score: 2

      Actually that comic isn't just a web comic. It gets pritned in my local paper.

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  14. Call filters by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    Why cant we simply have a device that filters callers based on their caller ID? Obviously there would be issues with callers that block the caller ID (they can do that in the UK - I dont know if it's possible in the US).

    Perhaps it could have a 'known ID's only' mode - personally I dont WANT anyone to call me unless I know who it is - it would be nice if the phone didnt even ring unless it was someone I wanted to answer for.

    General SPAM avoidance rules would appear to also apply - simply dont give out your number.

    1. Re:Call filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most local phone companies in the US offer that as a service.

    2. Re:Call filters by jasonkohles · · Score: 1

      A lot of areas in the US have a system like this now. If you call my house with caller id blocked, the phone company intercepts the call and gives you a message that since you don't have caller id, you must record your name in order to have the call ring through. Once you've recorded your name, the call rings at my house, and the callerid shows up as 'call intercept'. I can either ignore it and let it go to voicemail, or I can answer and listen to the recorded name, and then decide if I want to answer or pretend I'm not home and send the call to voicemail.

      I have to say, I think this is the greatest thing since sliced bread.

    3. Re:Call filters by sct · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately in the US the call comes though as "unknown caller". Typically if I see that I know it is a telemarketer, but that is not always true. If some one calls from within my office building it also comes through as "unknown". I just changed my message to say that I am screening my calls and to leave a message. They all hang up- unless it really is for me.


      You can block specific calls, but not "unknown" numbers. I think that is bull. It is just convenient for the telemarketers.


      This needs to be an opt-in type system. Unless I sign up you can not call me to solicit buisness or donations. I need to get my TiVo on broadband, then I can kill my land line.

    4. Re:Call filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heres a list of programs to make your computer do just that.

      http://www.ainslie.org.uk/callerid/cli_soft.htm

      any 14.4 or higher modem can read callerID signals (both US & UK) & those programs can interoperate with that.

      i used the program called identify! (exclimation mark is theirs) it seemed to work pretty good, i had it set up to hang up on anybody who showed up as "out of area" or "unlisted" automatically & whenever someone i knew called itd read the name aloud to me.

      had to stop using it tho, the in-laws are "out of area"

    5. Re:Call filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      www.callerid.com. Get a device called WhozzCalling 4. among other things, the unit blocks the first ring of your phone, then reads the caller id info. you can program a list of numbers, including those anonymous or out of area calls and the unit will block them out altogether.

      It's a bit pricey, but I haven't had a telemarketer ring my phone in six months.

    6. Re:Call filters by silentbozo · · Score: 2

      Fine, don't give out your number. How does this help against telemarketers who use wardialing machines? Yes, they're illegal. So are junk faxes and the use of automatic dialers/recorded telemarketing pitches. I don't see any let up in any of those practices, despite the law. Face it, without active enforcement by the FCC/phone companies, you're pretty much at the mercy of unscrupulous spammers everywhere.

      It's like the Spammer card in Illuminati - No power, making it impossible to destroy them - they're too diffuse.

  15. Don't Call Minnesotans or Jesse'll Get Ya by andyf · · Score: 1
    Jesse Ventura just signed a telemarketing law in Minnesota: http://www.startribune.com/stories/462/2838499.htm l

    It requires telemarketers to not call anyone on a statewide do-not-call list, and fines up to $1000 for a violation. It exempts charities, existing business relationships, and unfortunately, calls that don't intend to complete the sale over the phone. That means, I suppose, that you can still get people trying to sell you condos, or sell you cars at very high finance rates. Blech.

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    1. Re:Don't Call Minnesotans or Jesse'll Get Ya by beamdriver · · Score: 1
      I understand that telemarketers who call people on the do-not-call list in Minesota will get a personal visit from Gov. Ventura who will hit them with a steel folding chair.

      Jesse's gone crazy. He's busted the telemarketer wide open! Now he's got the phone cord around his neck. The crowd is going wild! Oh the humanity!

    2. Re:Don't Call Minnesotans or Jesse'll Get Ya by Darby · · Score: 2

      I understand that telemarketers who call people on the do-not-call list in Minesota will get a personal visit from Gov. Ventura who will hit them with a steel folding chair.

      The fact that this *might* be true is enough of a reason to like him ;-)

  16. 101 Way to Waste Their Time by Tarquin+Sidebottom · · Score: 4, Funny

    The How Long Will They Wait Test
    If telemarketers are prepared to waste your time you should waste theirs. When they call, say you're interested but just a second and lay the phone down. Return a few minutes later and either hang up the phone or laugh at them if they're still on the phone.

    The Parrot Approach
    Do the old, copy them approach. Once you know it telemarkers, simply repeat them word for word. The conversation will get nowhere slowly and it will put them in the unusual position of having to be the one to terminate the call.

    I'm Interested But I'm A Complete Idiot Approach
    This involves asking them as many question, preferibly including some rather idiotic questions. Keep this going for as long as you can without ever agreeing to anything or giving them any information. Given that they are generating sales they will happiliy carry on their sales pitch.

    The "I'm On Watch Out Jeremy Beadles About, aren't I" Approach
    This involves refusing to believe that they are trying to sell something but its really a prank call by a TV show.

    The Swithcback Manouver
    "I'm afraid not, but while you're on the phone would you like to be some double glazing?" Confuse them switching roles, be "agresive" and make them feel guilty for not taking you up on your sales offer.

    Any more suggestions?

    1. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Kappelmeister · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Any more suggestions?

      Yes. Say "I'm not interested" and hang up.

      People who work for telemarketers work on commission. When you stall, "parrot," or anything else, you're not wasting the company's time, but the person's time -- and, consequently, their paychecks. The longer you keep them on the line, the less opportunity they have to close a sale with someone else.

      Look, I'm not trying to elicit sympathy for the telemarketing companies. I hate the intrusions as much as you do. But the callers themselves are not evil people; they are simply looking for a regular job like the rest of us. When you stall the call to "get them," you're not getting the right people.

    2. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by pjdepasq · · Score: 2, Troll

      I like to do one of two things:

      1) Ask them when they are going to get a job that they can be proud of. That usually gets them flustered.

      2) Do a Seinfeld, and ask to recall them at their home when they don't like to be bothered.

    3. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Tarquin+Sidebottom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      'If you're part of the solution, you're part of the problem.' as the say goes. Maybe they do need a job, but they're still cold-calling and so they are not exactly innocent parties. If they're innocent, then what about the manager that instigates the marketing campaign? After all, they're just trying to do their regular job like the rest of us. Can we blame the company, after all, it's just trying to make a profit from it's time like the rest of do. Where exactly do you draw the line? Personally I do so at anyone who is willingly involved.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to be a heartless bastard, I'd rather just waste the time of those at the top of the chain but thats not always possible.

      Say for example that all cold-calling had to be opt-in. So few people would opt in that there'd be hardly any market for it. Consequently, the wouldn't be a great number of jobs in it. And that same person wouldn't even have a job to receive a paycheck for. At the end of the day, the two are intertwined - you can't hurt the idea of telemarketing without also hurting the person's paycheck.

      So until the day that goverments decide to make it opt-in, the best way to hurt the idea of cold-calling is to make the job such a poor earner that nobody will do it.

    4. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by actor_au · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tom Mabe has one of the most innovative methods for getting rid of Telemarkers.
      He not only pranked them (pretending to a carpet cleaner that he needed a lot of blood out of a carpet, money paid in cash and to keep his mouth shut, telling people that he was interested in cheap international rates but that he did not own a phone and the best one begging a telemarketer to bring him over some beer cause this braclet on his ankel wouldn't let him out of the house until next month) he also made the whole record of them into a cd and made money out of them.

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    5. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Tarquin+Sidebottom · · Score: 1

      oh, and even as a poor student I once turned down a job selling Gas door to door. Mind you, door to door is way below the belt even when compared to telemarketing / dead tree spam

    6. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody forces them to work for a telemarketer and even if sheer hunger and desperation were to drive people to get on the phone for some sleazy telemarketing scam, that still makes stealing other people's time not right. I will call you, don't call me.

    7. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you stall, "parrot," or anything else, you're not wasting the company's time, but the person's time -- and, consequently, their paychecks. The longer you keep them on the line, the less opportunity they have to close a sale with someone else.

      hmmm...that sounds like it distinctly falls into the "not my fucking problem...fuck them all" camp. I hope all the fuckers lose their jobs. No telemarketers, no telemarking calls. If you lose a sale because of me, I wil dance a happy jig! Fuck you!

    8. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Troll

      When I worked in telemarketing I loved this:

      ME: "This is *** from the *******, how are you doing today?"

      THEM: "Fine ***"

      ME: "The reason for my calling is that we are running a great special on [sales pitch, price etc] - do you think you would be interested?"

      THEM: "Sorry ***, I don't think I am"

      ME: "Ok, is there any particular reason?" (Three No's! We had to get three no's)

      THEM: "No, no reason... but can I ask you a question?"

      ME: "Sure"

      THEM: "When you die will you be accepted into the kingdom of heaven?"

      And the Jehovah's Witness bit comes about. Only one thing worse than a over-the-phone sales man... a Christian selling his wares.

    9. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very true. I always get a little annoyed reading stories like this, when they turn to harrasing the telemarketers. It's not like anyone sets out in life with the goal of telemarketing. Yes, I find it annoying getting telemarketing calls. But I imagine as agrivating as it is for me to get a call, every moment of their lives at work, every day, over and over again has to be far far worse. If somone can't have a little compassion for people in this kind of bad situation I think getting bugged by telemarketers is a pretty just payback.

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    10. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes... the "I'm sorry... I wasn't listening... could you repeat that again?" strategy. Repeated every time they say something -- including a delay to boot before saying anything. Even when they (eventually) ask "Can I call you back at a later time?"

    11. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Kintanon · · Score: 5, Funny

      As a former telemarketer I can tell you that the highlight of my night was usually when someone did something like the above poster described. Anything witty, funny, or interesting was a great break from the normal routine of calls. And we get paid pretty reasonably in addition to our comission. So don't feel about about making our night more interesting.

      Kintanon
      P.S. My favorite phone call is still the one where I called up and asked for some girl, and the guy who answered the phone responds with, 'She's busy sucking my dick right now.'

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    12. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wrong religion, retard.

    13. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by arfy · · Score: 1

      >>Look, I'm not trying to elicit sympathy for the telemarketing companies.

      Comes to the same thing, though. If you answer at all, realize that you're dealing with a person, but the person has rented their time to a Bad Thing which should not be aided. Keeping the call short is aiding the Bad Thing. Wasting time (if you can afford it yourself) makes the phone selling less profitable, less likely to flourish, and your number much less likely to ever be called again by that company or its minions. So if you have the time and the attitude for it, waste their time. Yes, it'll be much less profitable, but then perhaps they'll move on to some more honest work.

    14. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by FyRE666 · · Score: 1, Troll


      The longer you keep them on the line, the less opportunity they have to close a sale with someone else.


      You could also say:

      "The longer you keep them on the line, the less opportunity they have to annoy someone else."

      I'm glad I'm costing them money - I really enjoy it! If I'm having a bad day and get some tele-marketter on the line I can't resist cracking my knuckles and giving them a force 11 down the phone with a big grin on my face. I have an otherwise useless talent for spewing profanity and pure evil, and having some faceless drone willing to act as the punchbag - for free! - is a godsend. After reducing one of these scumbags to tears, or provoking them into less than professional dialogue I feel a warm inner-glow :-)

      If you work for scumbags, and earn money for scumbags, you are by extension, a scumbag.

    15. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by cheezedawg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to waste their time without wasting your own time, just start out the call nicely to get them started on the "pitch" and set the phone down. After a few minutes they realize that nobody is listening and they give up. Although I have to say that the parrot approach sounds pretty funny.

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    16. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody takes an anonymous troll seriously, dumbass.

    17. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by jchristopher · · Score: 1, Troll
      People who work for telemarketers work on commission. When you stall, "parrot," or anything else, you're not wasting the company's time, but the person's time -- and, consequently, their paychecks. The longer you keep them on the line, the less opportunity they have to close a sale with someone else.

      Oh, boo fucking hoo. Any dirtbag that would take a job like that deserve what they get. (just like the campus parking patrol people - you couldn't pay me enough!).

      Put very simply, if there weren't any people willing to work for the dirtbags, they wouldn't be able to call you - period.

    18. Re:101 Way to Waste Their Time by yakfacts · · Score: 2

      I used to be polite, but then they would try to argue with me, or worse, call me back again.

      After some nights when I got 4-6 phone calls, all from telemarketers, after a 12 hour shift at work I just decided to get as rude as possible.

      They waste my time so who cares if I waste their time?

      A drug pusher is just "doing his job", so is an AIDS-infected prostitute...

  17. Re:Bill Them For Your Time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tell them thank you for calling and you will be happy to bill them your standard hourly consulting fee. Send them an invoice and if they do not pay take them to small claims court. They are wasting your time and your time is valuable. Get caller id and put your name on the do not call registry that way if some smuck trys to scam you you can file a complaint with the State Attorney Generals Office and your phone company annoyance call bureau. Since you have got caller id you have a verified record and the smucks number so tracking down the bastard will be easy.

  18. Texas has this too by pbur · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's at www.texasnocall.com. Just signed up the other day. Pbur

    1. Re:Texas has this too by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

      It cost money not to be spammed/harassed?

      Wow what a market. Kinda reminds me of the mob protection schemes....

      Tom

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  19. Telezapper? by DarkRecluse · · Score: 1

    The Telezapper will "zap" calls for you...for the low low price of $49.95 ...lol...all it does is simulate the tone that is produced when a line is disconnected...not sure this would work with your cable company...since they know where you live as well as that you haven't changed your billing info with them.

    Think anyone here would like to do some phone phreaking, and reproduce those tones the way the Telezapper does?...need to have it reproduced as soon as the line is picked up, of course:)

    ..you could always have a menu for whom to speak to come up, so the machine can't check if you're home...but then again, getting on the list seems a whole lot easier...and cheaper:)

    If Time Warner Cable is bothering you for things other than billing, why not try complaining to the billing department...if that doesn't work, complain to the executive offices...they love to receive your call;D

    I'm not sure that charities not on the list are allowed to use computer aided customer calling, but if they are, why doesn't someone take the initiative and write an open source telezapper...free is as it should be:)

    By the way, I am getting married today, so I expect everyone to mod me up for once! :D

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    1. Re:Telezapper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here are the tones-> s.i.t. tones from Private Citizen, Inc.

    2. Re:Telezapper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "By the way, I am getting married today, so I expect everyone to mod me up for once! :D"

      sincerest condolences

  20. Stealing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't that stealing from the telemarketers though? By not letting them call you or avoiding their cold calls, you're essentially stealing their revenue. This is no better than not watching commercials on TV. These people have to make money you know. Quit being so blind and greedy and do what I do, sign up and get as many calls as possible! I LOVE HELPING!

  21. My problem with state no-call lists... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    ... is that I'm expected to pay money to put my number on a list in order to prevent people from using the phone line that I'M paying for without MY permission.

    State-wide or nation-wide no-call lists? Sure. But put the financial burden on the telemarketers or the Baby Bells (often one and the same anyway).

    1. Re:My problem with state no-call lists... by davelb · · Score: 1

      I don't know about other states, but NY's is free of charge. All you do is fill out a form online.

    2. Re:My problem with state no-call lists... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      Here in Louisiana (where "Corruption and Graft" isn't just a state motto, it's a way of life), we have to pay to be put on the no-call list. After paying income tax. And 9% sales tax. And yet the state and local legislatures are always looking to raise taxes. And I thought Maryland was the tax state...

  22. Missouri's no call list web site sign up by bleeeeck · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here is Missouri's no call list sign up web site.

    1. Re:Missouri's no call list web site sign up by fivepan · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I've been looking for this address :)

  23. I screen my calls because of these telemarketers. by Tiado · · Score: 1
    I'm glad I subscribe with call ID, because this enables me to screen my calls by the number (or lack of number since most telemarketing firms block their ID). If a suspected telemarketer phones, I let my answering machine pick up, because what I figure is that if the call really is important, the person would leave a message.

    If the caller happens to be important and leaves a message, that's when I pick upt the phone, which then stops the answering machine as soon as it detects an extension being used.

    At least that's the way I currently deal with telemarketers, it may not be the ideal solution, but at least I don't have to deal with a demented game of 20 questions by some part-time slacker who can't even pronounce my name trying to sell me on another stupid home equity loan -- and I don't even own my place.

    Recently I've seen a 'new' product lately that claims to "zap" telemarketers, this is ironically being advertised on TV and in magazines -- probably by the same people who do the telemarketing. You can usually tell how well a device works by seeing how many people are trying to resell these things at second-hand stores and other used sellers. I have already seen a few dozen or so of these things in such places, so my guess is: it doesn't work.

  24. Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Ditch the land line and use cellular exclusively. You get the added advantages of not having to pay to put your number on a no-call list as well as giving the Baby Bells the shaft (unless you're dumb enough to use one as your cellular provider, in which case you better hold on to the land line to dial into AOL).

    1. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this as far as getting rid of the land line. However, I have actually heard good things about verizon (formally Bell Atlantic) wireless. I am moving in a few months and thinking about signing up with them. Anyone care to share Verizon opinions (particularly if you live in Baltimore)?

    2. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      Ditch the land line and use cellular exclusively."

      Two words: SMS SPAM

      Once you have a mobile phone, you get the same computer-generated broadcast spam as your regular email account, except with no filters, not as much space to store it, and it beeps at you each time you get something.

      Vodafone used to send broadcast emails all the time. Kind'a backfired on them when I stopped using a mobile phone at all because of it.

    3. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      AND because you live in the UK, the land of civilized business-customer relationships, you get to foot the bill for your SMS spams as well!


      Seriously, unless I'm very badly mistaken, the UK is one of few countries in the world where mobile phone users foot the bill not just for received calls, but also for received text messages (including advertisements from your very own provider.)


      Interestingly enough, all the providers (BT Cellnet, Vodafone, maybe a few smaller ones) get away with such behavior (stipulated in mobile phone contracts, no less.) In many business areas in the UK, even if there is competition, a consumer has no real choice since most firms offering similar services (insurances, banks, etc.) "offer" equally restrictive conditions. If you don't like it, you're perfectly free not to have a mobile phone/insurance/bank account...

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    4. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine who currently lives in DC is getting charged out the rear end for her Verizon account. I've got to Verizon's website and then to Spint PCS's website and compared numbers and... well... it just ain't pretty.

    5. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

      My Sprint PCS e-mail account has yet to get spam, and I've had it since December last year. And even if I did, I believe I have the option of disabling SMS notifications when I receive e-mail.

      Oh, and my phone doesn't beep when I get SMS. It vibrates. :)

      If it makes you feel any better, you can probably use your phone in more countries than I can mine. So you can get multi-lingual spam! :)

    6. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      "AND because you live in the UK, the land of civilized business-customer relationships, you get to foot the bill for your SMS spams as well!"

      In a word... NO. Phone calls are paid for by the sender, as are text messages. You pay only in time and annoyance.

      A little research wouldn't go amiss before labelling the UK as backward in the area of mobile phones. Unless you're from scandanavia or japan, we probably have a higher density of mobile phones per person than your country.

    7. Re:Real easy way to avoid telemarketers... by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1



      1) The UK isn't backwards in mobile telephony.

      2) Doing business as an end-consumer with most British technology companies is a nightmare, in my experience (note the qualifier.) The contracts are worded in a bossy manner, and the staff are often rude and not knowledgeable. Caveat emptor. Not that this differs from a lot of the rest of the world, mind.

      Regarding research, several colleagues with Orange, BTMobile, and other contracts should do the trick?

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  25. Just get a cell phone by Anomaly+Coward · · Score: 0

    A year ago I disconnected my land-line and signed up for Sprint PCS. I used to get on the order of about 3 telemarketers calling me per day on the land-line, but haven't got a one through my cell phone yet. That, plus the convenience, was worth the switch alone. Not to mention I actually pay less for my cell phone (no exorbitant taxes and long-distance fees).

    I know this sounds like an advertisement, but it's merely the truth. I don't know why anyone would want to stick with the regional telco monopolies anymore when there are such better alternatives.

  26. German telemarketing laws work by benb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Germany, telemarketing is forbidden. A company may only call you, if you have an existing business relationship with them. (And you can terminate that relationsship and demand that they delete data about you.) I.e. opt-in, not opt-out. That's IMO the only sane way.

    It works - I don't remember *ever* being called by telemarketers. And that although I am listed in the phone book.

    BTW: In Germany, all my data belongs to me, too.
    BTW2: It does not work for faxes. I made the error to enlist my number in the fax phone book and get spammed by fax about once or twice a week.

    Some of what I said might be wrong.

    1. Re:German telemarketing laws work by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Right that's it - I'm moving to Germany!

    2. Re:German telemarketing laws work by Sircus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You should really explain this to Ruhr-Nachrichten, who call me about every 6 months (maybe more often, I'm rarely at home) despite the fact that

      a) I've never bought a copy of their newspaper
      b) As an English person for whom reading German is a chore, not enjoyment, I've no desire to buy a copy of their newspaper
      c) I have no other prior business relationship with them.

      Granted, they're the only people who've ever called, but it's at least one example of German telemarketing laws not working.

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    3. Re:German telemarketing laws work by gewalker · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. Here in the states, unsolicited FAX is fairly rare because Congress made it illegal with suitable penalties, but regular phone calls are much more intrusive and happen all the time (unless you take measures such as caller ID, do not call lists, etc.)

      I personally use the simple measure of having my answering machine answer on the 1st ring, any friend can start talking and I'll pick up. Non-machine telemarketers hang up about 99% of the time when they hear my machine, machines are usually a little more chatty.

    4. Re:German telemarketing laws work by Datafage · · Score: 1

      If you haven't tried learning German, it's a bitch. I know you're just joking, but still...

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  27. Bellsouth's Privacy Director by Athyra · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We use a $5 a month service from Bellsouth called "Privacy Director." If the number would show up as "Out of Area" or "blocked" (or anything similar) on caller ID, the phone doesn't even ring. The caller gets a message telling them that Privacy Director is in effect, and if they are a real person with non-commercial business, they should say they their name. Then, and only then, the phone will ring, and we'll hear a recording of the name, at which point we can choose to put the call through, put them to voicemail, or reject them with an anti-telemarketing message.

    The nice thing about this is that since most telemarketers use computerized systems to dial, few ever make it to the point of leaving their name. And fewer still have the chutzpah to do so. And (as an added bonus), bill collectors also use "out of area" frequently, so many of them get zapped as well. :-)

    Our telemarketing calls went from about twenty a day (based on caller ID when we were out, too), to nearly zero (occasionally, a local call slips through). It's a great setup.

    1. Re:Bellsouth's Privacy Director by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Great until Bellsouth sells you out.

      We also pay for a service similar to yours, except that we only need to put in the phone numbers.

      The problem was that they sold the specs to major (local) marketing firms.

    2. Re:Bellsouth's Privacy Director by VB · · Score: 1


      So, for $120/yr Bell South gets your undivided attention and you get to be $120 poorer but will still be bugged by Bell South. Yup, sounds like a great deal. (BTW, the only TM calls I've received this week are 3 from Qwest.)

      Just think if the highway dep't in your state offered you a $120/yr fee for them to prevent adolescent kids from throwing rocks and oranges at your car whilst you drove about town... Of course, if you didn't pay the $120/yr, you wouldn't get the service and your car would have a lot of nicks and dents in it.

      I realize the analogy isn't the best, but think about it: $120/yr to not get harrassed, and then only not harrassed by everyone except the people who you pay for the service? Sounds like graft to me....

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    3. Re:Bellsouth's Privacy Director by Athyra · · Score: 1

      Well, first, it's $60 a year ($5 a month for twelve months).

      And had I had a clue over the last fifteen years (particularly the first ten of those), my name and phone number wouldn't be on quite so many lists. But I'm not kidding when I say that we were getting twenty calls a day. And I can't really say it was Bellsouth's job to prevent those folks from calling me, as long as they weren't supplying them with the information.

  28. Too Bad this isn't National by parp · · Score: 3, Informative
    I am elated that certain states are stepping up to the plate to regulate telemarketers who are clearly showing they have no morals and need regulation. The regulations in California and New York are great! What disappoints me is this isn't national.

    <story from hell> In January I dropped MCI as my long distance carrier in favor of Working Assets (a company with morals!). Well despite telling MCI 3 times I had changed phone companies, they kept billing me. I called and complained and they told me it was taken care of.

    Then one morning in mid April I got an electronic voice call from MCI telling me to call this 800# immediately to resolve a problem. I called and they were still looking for me to pay for service I didn't get (bill totaling $5.12). I of course had to go through customer service transfer hell, and talk to half a dozen clueless people over the course of 2 hours. Finally I got one rep with a clue who said he cleared up the problem.

    Not 5 minutes later I got another electronic voice call - call MCI now or else! I called, 2 reps said I still owed money, their supervisor said I didn't owe, and their system was updating. Well, for the next 5 days I continued to get electronic voice calls from MCI every 2 hours from 8am to 10pm demanding I call this 800# to take care of my problem.

    Obviously I was really pissed, not just about this over billing, but these damn calls that wouldn't go away. So after 4 calls I called my local police department and talked to a detective. I was Furious to learn Massachusetts has No laws regulating telemarketers, auto dialers, or electronic voice calls. Despite agreeing with me that these calls are harassing, he said there is nothing he could do, even having these recorded messages on my answering machine.

    So after 5 days the calls finally stopped and MCI credited me which is nice, but geesh! </story from hell>

    Please make these laws National!

    1. Re:Too Bad this isn't National by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      If your state has no harrasement laws, I guess you're legally in the clear when you set your voice-modem to dial that #800 number every 30 minutes, play music, and hang-up

      Since this system would keep your modem out-of-action while you're using it, I suggest leaving it running next time you go away on holiday

      If lawyers/phone company threaten you, simply play-back your conversation with the policeman about phone-harassement.

    2. Re:Too Bad this isn't National by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      skip calling the telemarketers. set your modem to dial the police station every 30 minutes. its not illegal after all, right?

    3. Re:Too Bad this isn't National by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up the laws on wasting police time. Too bad you're only wasting slashdot's time, Anonymous Coward

  29. Colorado no call website by sfennell90 · · Score: 1

    FYI...Colorado's no call sign up website is at http://www.coloradonocall.com

  30. Better solution by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    "If Time Warner Cable is bothering you for things other than billing, why not try complaining to the billing department...if that doesn't work, complain to the executive offices...they love to receive your call"

    I find it more satisfying to demand to talk to their billing dept. immediately so that you can cancel your account with them. Tell them you're switching to DSS because at least they won't solicit you over the phone. If they try to remind you that you can't easily get local channels with DSS, tell them that you think it's a price worth paying to avoid telemarketers.

    I'm sorry but IMO the cable television industry is hard pressed to compete with DSS as it is and they should know better than to try to test their customers' patience like this. If they haven't figured that out by now then they deserve to lose business in the most painful way possible. Not that they will care about losing customers until it's too late (see my sig)...

    BTW, the "Forward me to your billing department so I can cancel my account" bit also works well with credit card people (so long as you can afford it).

    1. Re:Better solution by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      ...and besides, in a lot of places, you *can* get local channels very easily. Granted, sometimes they charge you extra, but sometimes they don't.

      --
      I sing the doggie electric!
    2. Re:Better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the telemarketing.... whilst holidaying in the US they played a "You're Watching Time Warner Communications" commercial late at night - four times in a row!

      I think they may have been trying to hypnotise me...

  31. ultimate telemarketing blocking method by indiigo · · Score: 1

    Don't ever give out your real number, ever. Give a fake number.
    Businesses will contact you by mail far before they call you for anything significant (missed payment/etc.)

    Better yet is not to own a POTS phone, but to get a cell, you save money in the long run because of taxes, fees, etc.

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  32. DDoS 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not get an organised telemarketer DDoS'ing system together where many modems are set to bombard telemaketeers with calls to tie up their systems? Surely that wouldnt even be illegal.

  33. Anti-telemarketing script and legal stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out Junkbusters for a nice telemarketing script, information about when telemarketers break the law, and more. http://www.junkbusters.com/telemarketing.html

    I had a telemarketer call me last night refusing to give her last name. Legal? Nope. Typical? Yup. I did get her to say she was putting me on the do not call list (in fact, she VOLUNTEERED to do so!) - I only hope she actually DID.

  34. Oregon by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Informative

    ornocall.com, I signed up last month. Won't take effect until the next quarter (June), when telemarketers receive the new lists.

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    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  35. Call screening is a good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad I subscribe with call ID, because this enables me to screen my calls by the number (or lack of number since most telemarketing firms block their ID). If a suspected telemarketer phones, I let my answering machine pick up, because what I figure is that if the call really is important, the person would leave a message.

    If the caller happens to be important and leaves a message, that's when I pick upt the phone, which then stops the answering machine as soon as it detects an extension being used.

    At least that's the way I currently deal with telemarketers, it may not be the ideal solution, but at least I don't have to deal with a demented game of 20 questions by some part-time slacker who can't even pronounce my name trying to sell me on another stupid home equity loan -- and I don't even own my place.

    Recently I've seen a 'new' product lately that claims to "zap" telemarketers, this is ironically being advertised on TV and in magazines -- probably by the same people who do the telemarketing. You can usually tell how well a device works by seeing how many people are trying to resell these things at second-hand stores and other used sellers. I have already seen a few dozen or so of these things in such places, so my guess is: it doesn't work.

  36. I put myself onto NY's Do Not Call List by barzok · · Score: 2

    I signed up online when I heard it was available, probably about 2 years ago. Since then, I've gotten maybe 2 telemarketer calls.

    This list really does work. My company has to maintain our do not call list from several sources in addition to people telling us straight out. Companies have to take this very seriously or risk the fines, and they hate losing money for stupid reasons.

  37. Colorado is just starting this by AJWM · · Score: 2

    The web site is www.coloradonocall.com to opt out. The law doesn't go into effect until June 1st, but they've already got more people on the opt-out list in a few weeks than they had on the voluntary list in a couple of years.

    As seems typical, it doesn't ban charitable institutions, companies with "established business relationships", or (of course) political campaigns. But it does also cover fax lines.

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    -- Alastair
  38. I AM A TELEMARKETER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And this sucks. How the hell am I supposed to continue to make $40,000+/year on all you dumb f*ckers if states continue to pass absurd laws such as this. Anyone who gets sold my the company I work for is a complete idiot. Have a nice day.

  39. Battling Telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this warning a while ago, in an email. I figured it was about as realistic as the warnings about my kidneys, but before I told the person that it wasn't true, I called my operator and asked. It turns out, this may be legal, but while I was on the phone, I found something else out. My phone company, PennTelecom [penntele.com] will not a.) pass along any third party bills, (except for a long distance provider specified by me), and b.) will not give out any personal information on me. The effect is that if I dial any number that is supposed to collect money from me, the company that is supposed to collect the money has to send me a bill themselves, they can't just add it onto my phone bill. However, they also can't send me a bill because my phone company adheres to their privacy policy and won't give them my nameor address.

    I used one of the 10-10 numbers once, and I got a bill from AT&T mailled to me,addressed to one of my aliases. Obviously they'd pulled the name from some marketting database and managed to match up my phone number that way, but theyobviously didn't have any actual evidence to force me to pay that bill, or ruin my aliases credit.

  40. What is Telemarketing fraud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telemarketing fraud is a term that refers generally to any scheme to defraud in which the persons carrying out the scheme use the telephone as their primary means of communicating with prospective victims and trying to persuade them to send money to the scheme. When it solicits people to buy goods and services, to invest money, or to donate funds to charitable causes, a fraudulent telemarketing fraud operation typically uses numerous false and misleading statements, representations, and promises, for three purposes:

    (1) To make it appear that the good, service, or charitable cause their telemarketers offer to the public is worth the money that they are asking the consumer to send. Fraudulent telemarketers, by definition, do not want to give consumers fair value for the money they have paid to the telemarketers. Because their object is to maximize their personal profits, even if the consumer suffers substantial financial harm, they will typically adopt one or both of two approaches: to fail to give the consumer anything of value in return for their money; or to provide items of modest value, far below what the consumer had expected the value to be on the basis of the telemarketers' representations. When the item is supposed to be a tangible gift or prize of substantial value, as in charity schemes or prize-promotion schemes, fraudulent telemarketers will instead provide what they term a gimme gift. The diamond watch that the consumer thought would be worth many hundreds or thousands of dollars, for example, proves to be an inexpensively produced watch with a small diamond chip, for which the fraudulent telemarketer may have paid only $30 to $60.

    (2) To obtain immediate payment before the victim can inspect the item of value they expect to receive. Regardless of what good or service a fraudulent telemarketer says he is offering -- investment items, magazine subscriptions, or office supplies, for example -- a fraudulent telemarketer will always insist on advance payment by the consumer before the consumer receives that good or service. If consumers were to receive the promised goods or services before payment, and realized that the good or service was of little or no value, most of them would likely cancel the transaction and refuse payment.

    Fraudulent telemarketers therefore routinely make false and misleading representations to the effect that the consumer must act immediately if he or she is to receive the promised good or service. These representations may suggest that the opportunity being offered is of limited quantity or duration, or that there are others also seeking that opportunity. In addition, fraudulent telemarketers usually persuade the victims to send their money by some means of expedited delivery that allows the telemarketers to receive the victims' payments as quickly as possible. For victims who have checks or money orders, the telemarketers use nationally advertised courier delivery services, which will deliver victims' checks by the next business day. For victims who have credit cards, the telemarketers obtain merchant accounts at financial institutions, so that the credit-card number can be processed immediately.

    (3) To create a aura of legitimacy about their operations, by trying to resemble legitimate telemarketing operations, legitimate businesses, or legitimate government agencies. Magazine-subscription schemes, for example, often tell consumers, We're just like a nationally publicized magazine-distribution organization, and in some cases have simply lied to consumers by stating that they are the nationally publicized organization. Telemarketers in rip-and-tear schemes or recovery-room schemes often falsely impersonate federal agents or other government officials to lend greater credibility to their demands for money.

    Another factor that distinguishes fraudulent from legitimate telemarketing operations is reloading. Reloading is a term that refers to the fraudulent telemarketer's practice of recontacting victims, after their initial transactions with the telemarketer, and soliciting them for additional payments. In prize-promotion schemes, for example, victims are often told that they are now eligible for even higher levels and values of prizes, for which they must pay additional (nonexistent) fees or taxes. Because reload transactions typically demand increasingly substantial amounts of money from victims, they provide fraudulent telemarketers with their most substantial profits, while causing consumers increasingly large losses that they will never recoup voluntarily from the fraudulent telemarketers.

    A third factor that distinguishes fraudulent from legitimate telemarketing operations is the fraudulent telemarketer's general reluctance to contact prospective victims who reside in the state where the telemarketing operation conducts its business. Fraudulent telemarketers recognize that if they contact victims located outside their state, any victims who later realize that they may have been defrauded are likely to be uncertain about which law enforcement agency they should contact with complaints, and less likely to travel directly to the telemarketing operation and confront the telemarketers about their losses.

    Although many consumers apparently find it difficult to believe that there are people who will contact them on the telephone and lie and misrepresent facts in order to get their money, the reality is that at any given time, there are at least several hundred fraudulent telemarketing operations -- some of them employing as many as several dozen people -- in North America that routinely seek to defraud consumers in the United States and Canada. Moreover, these schemes generally do not choose their victims at random. Fraudulent telemarketers routinely buy leads -- that is, listings of names, addresses, and phone numbers of persons who have been defrauded in previous telemarketing schemes (and typically the amount of their last transaction with a fraudulent telemarketer) -- from each other and from lead brokers, companies that engage exclusively in buying and selling fraudulent telemarketers' leads. Although leads are relatively costly to the fraudulent telemarketer -- as much as $10 or even $100 per lead in some cases -- they also indicate to the fraudulent telemarketer which consumers are most likely to be persuaded to send substantial amounts of money that will far exceed the cost of the leads.

    Firms giving references may provide the names of "touts" or "singers." "Touts" and "singers" are people who praise the telemarketer's services, but who actually are part of the scheme. Telemarketers also sometimes give as a reference an organization with a name similar to the "Better Business Bureau" ("BBB"), but which in reality has nothing to do with a legitimate local BBB.

  41. fun with telemarketers by selectspec · · Score: 2

    One fun thing to do is to listen to their pitch. Every few seconds or so politely interrupt the sales person for one moment, turn away from the phone and yell with a thick redneck accent, "you f*@#ing whore!!! Get your $#@*! in the kitchen!" Then apologize to the sales person. Gradually escalate the interruptions by making beating sounds or having your girlfriend start crying or scream.

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    Someone you trust is one of us.

    1. Re:fun with telemarketers by espresso_now · · Score: 1

      Be careful though, you might get the local police called on you if you're too good of an actor.

      --
      Of course, and I highly suspect it, I may be talking out of my ass. -oqti
    2. Re:fun with telemarketers by NightEyez · · Score: 0

      Some guy is making a living off of doing just that -- Tom Mabe - Revenge on the Telemarketers

    3. Re:fun with telemarketers by peddrenth · · Score: 1

      "Gradually escalate the interruptions by making beating sounds or having your girlfriend start crying or scream."

      Ignoring for a moment that torturing your girlfriend is far more fun without the distraction of a telemarketer...

      Don't forget that one fun response of the marketing droid might be an anonymous tip-off which leads clueless policemen to your house searching for "reports of abuse"

    4. Re:fun with telemarketers by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. Nothing quite like having the police show up at your door to find you just sitting at your 'puter, programming, nobody else in sight. I have to say, though, that the cop thought it was pretty funny (I happened to know him, luckily).

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      I sing the doggie electric!
    5. Re:fun with telemarketers by Banjonardo · · Score: 1

      I prefer "Cletus! Get back in your cage, boy!"

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  42. NY state system does work, but..... by _LORAX_ · · Score: 2

    The opt-out system in NY works great. There are few exemptions, and there are penalties.

    The one thing that HAS been a problem are survey callers now. I've gotten called a dozen times in the past two weeks DURING DINNER asking if I would like to participate in a survey. I asked on of the to take me off their list and the claim that they do not have lists. ARGHHH

    I don't want the lack of unsolicited commercilal calls to be replaced with surveys...

  43. Listening to them is fun :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fraudulent telemarketers usually sound no different from anyone else with whom you talk on the telephone. People who work in telemarketing schemes may be male or female, relatively young or middle-aged, and come from all areas of the country and many racial and ethnic backgrounds. In addition, many fraudulent telemarketers try to make their prospective victims believe that they genuinely care about the welfare and interests of the victims. In tape-recorded conversations that the FBI made during Operation Disconnect and Operation Senior Sentinel, it is common to hear fraudulent telemarketers try to ingratiate themselves with the people they call, particularly with older people, and to persuade them to rely on the telemarketers to look out for the victim in carrying out the transaction for which the victim is to send money.

    The reality is that in the experience of law-enforcement and regulatory authorities who have investigated telemarketing fraud, fraudulent telemarketers know, when they contact their victims, that neither they nor their company will do anything to protect a victim's interests or to conduct an honest business transaction with a victim. Indeed, they often express contempt for their victims, and use derogatory terms like mooch when they talk about a victim they have contacted.

    A telemarketing scheme has only two objects: to obtain as much money as possible from its victims, preferably by the quickest possible means; and to retain as much money as possible from those victims if they later complain to the telemarketer or to the authorities. While larger telemarketing schemes have what they call customer service departments, the real purpose of these departments is to resist returning any money to the customer for as long as possible. Some customer service departments will therefore offer the complaining victim another gimme gift, or at best a partial refund, rather than cancel the transaction or return the victim's money. Usually, fraudulent telemarketers will make a full refund only if they determine that the victim has complained to a state attorney general or to the FBI or other criminal law-enforcement agency. Consumers therefore cannot rely solely on what they hear over the telephone in deciding whether a telemarketer who calls is legitimate.

  44. Why not just do like the rest of the world? by Bake · · Score: 2

    And make the callER pay for the telephonecall.

    I know /. has been over this a dozen times, but I STILL don't understand the logic behind making the recipient of a telephonecall foot the bill.

    1. Re:Why not just do like the rest of the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On US land lines, the caller does "pay for the call". Sorta.

      But, you can't avoid the fact the CallED's has costs. They bought the phone and service that is being abused by the CallER without consent. Also, there is a cost to getting up from whatever you're doing and running to answer the phone.

      Bottom line, the CallER pays 2 cents for the call, if it is connected. At minimum wage, 2 cents is 6 seconds of the CallED's time. The the CallED's telephone service charge per call varies, but at 1 call per day may amount to 50 cents. The service, and the phone itself is property the callER has no permission to use.

      Apply the same rules to Computers. You end up with multi-year jail sentences and Felony convictions. Isn't a computer just a glorified phone?

    2. Re:Why not just do like the rest of the world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Something I should have added. A Telemarketing call is, in fact, "a theft of services". Small, perhaps, but unavoidably theft nontheless.

      Nice to know our Government is so willingly able to cross the line. They've fostered an ethic where theft for the "good of a corporate interests" is perfectly acceptable.

      Where does it stop?

    3. Re:Why not just do like the rest of the world? by jedrek · · Score: 1

      The caller does pay for the call... at least on land lines in the US.

      I still cannot, for the hell of me, figure out why Americans are forced to pay for cell calls they pick up. It's like paying to get mail.

  45. Re:Other states: Indiana by Chris+Deckard · · Score: 1

    In the state of Indiana, try the Attorney General's site. The constitutionality of the law is currently under attack by a Kirby vacuum cleaner sales company.

    -Chris

  46. DMA preference works by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
    Just to let people know, the Direct Marketing Association telephone preference list really does work. Each time I've signed up, I've seen about a 95% reduction in telemarketing calls. You have to sign up again every five years and each time you change numbers.

    They try to make it hard for you to sign up. For years, you could only sign up by mail. You couldn't do it online line for "security reasons". Yeaaaa, riiight. Now it cost $5 online, but it's still free by snail mail.

    Now I'm also on the Texas list, and I haven't had a call since I signed up.

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    'SBEMAIL!' is better than a goat!!
  47. Telezapper by mrsam · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've heard commercials on TV lately advertising products that you can put between the jack and the phone that actually block telemarketers. Does anyone have any experience with these devices? DO they work? Which is the best one to get?

    There are several brand names these gizmos are sold under, the most common one is called a "Telezapper". The way they work is that every time you pick up the phone the device sends out that three-note high-pitched tone you sometimes hear when you misdial and reach an invalid number, or you get an "all circuits are busy" recording.

    It's called a SIT tone - "Special Information Tone" - and is used by the phone company to indicate that the dialed number cannot be reached for some reason. It's actually not used in most places since that kind of information is now transmitted out-of-band with the voice call, but is used for compatibility reasons in case the call originates from some ancient phone switch in Antarctica which does not receive out-of-band signalling, and listens to the voice path to figure out what happened to the phone call.

    The idea behind the telezapper is that many telemarketing calls are robo-dialed, and the telemarketer is put on the line only after you pick up the phone and answer (which is why many times you get a short delay after you say hello, before some sleazebag starts yammering into your ear trying to peddle some junk). If the telemarketers' dialer detects that the call didn't go through, it never even goes to a human. The idea is that if the robodialer hears a SIT it will assume that the phone number is invalid, and the phone number will be automatically removed from the telemarketer's phone list.

    In any case, that's how it's supposed to work in theory. I wouldn't know, since I'm in NY and I don't get phonespam no mo'. :-) However I do know this: if you use that device you may experience occasional problems receiving calls from pay-phones. Many privately-owned payphones (you know, mostly the weird looking ones owned by some private phone operator that charges $5 per minute) are not properly provisioned to process out-of-band call signaling, and the circuitry in the payphone listens to the voice line in order to figure out what happened to the dialed call (busy, ringing, no answer, human speech, etc...) If the payphone hears a SIT it will disconnect the line even though the call will actually go through.

    1. Re:Telezapper by BlueUnderwear · · Score: 1
      There are several brand names these gizmos are sold under, the most common one is called a "Telezapper". The way they work is that every time you pick up the phone the device sends out that three-note high-pitched tone you sometimes hear when you misdial and reach an invalid number, or you get an "all circuits are busy" recording.

      If the device really worked that way, wouldn't it be rather pointless? Sure, you wouldn't have to talk to the telescum, but you would still need to interrupt whatever your were doing, and pick up the phone...

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      Say no to software patents.
    2. Re:Telezapper by Jante+Loven · · Score: 1

      They recently covered this technique in a news story on NPR. The reporter explained the whole process and glossed on the technical details. This made it sound all very clever and seemed like we should 'score one for the common man.'

      Then they threw in the kicker. The next person interviewed was with a telemarketing company and he claimed they had developed some technology to detect the telezappers and ignore them. This particular person seemed quite proud of this accomplishment. He described an ongoing struggle in which people devise new tricks of tools to divert the telemarketers, but they always mange to come up with something to get through. Hurray for technology! Hurray for the indomitable human spirit!

      Makes me wonder why they would invest so much time and research to bypass something that clearly indicates the recipient is not interested. I can only conclude that when they get around all the "No Trespassing/Do Not Enter" signs, sufficient numbers of people actually break down and buy/donate/part with their money.

      -DB^2
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  48. Opting out in the UK by DougM · · Score: 2
    The UK is pretty well represented by some effective opt-out services. I believe that only the telephone preference service is legally enforced, but since mail is centralised at the Post Office the MPS is quite effective, too.

    Telephone: Telephone Preference Service

    E-mail: E-mail Preference Service

    Fax: Fax Preference Service

    Snail mail: Mail Preference Service

    1. Re:Opting out in the UK by oldsk8r · · Score: 1

      I've been on the mailing preference list for 12 years now, I can count my junk mail each week using one hand. As for phone calls, since going ex-directory and NEVER giving my number to anyone unless I really have to I've had maybe two junk calls (in 5 years), and they were from NTL and my old bank, I told both of them never to call again, and they haven't.

  49. The Psychology of Phone Pspam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife owns an Internet-based business, which she runs out of our home. So, for the most part, she also gets all the telemarketers. We have caller ID, and most often she doesn't answer. But occasionally, she'll pick up and harass them mercilessly for a minute or two, then hang up. She says it's a great stress reliever.

    I wonder if other people do this, too. Maybe it's a measure of the X generation: taking the "dehumanized" cold-call, and using it as a digital, psychological punching-bag of sorts. Every generation has had their issues and their coping strategies, and this one literally takes the previous generation's invention and reduces it into the POTS equivalent of a television commercial.

    Oh, and as for the SIT pattern: hang on, I've got it here somewhere. Okay, the approximations are: 914Hz, 1371Hz, 1776Hz. Yes, the 1776 was intentional, and when I find the spec, I'll be more specific about the frequencies and durations.

    1. Re:The Psychology of Phone Pspam by NightEyez · · Score: 0

      I'm with your wife 100%. I work from home and when I need to take a break from coding I'll answer a telemarketing call just to break up the day, relieve stress by cussing them out or make myself laugh by reading them the script from Monty Python's Holy Grail and see how long they hang on the phone :)

  50. Telezapper doesn't work! by EvilStein · · Score: 2

    Here is the story. Local TV station got one, tested it, found they're crap. Thousands of other unsuspecting idiots found out the hard way...they bought one. :P

  51. telemarketing solution by sirius_bbr · · Score: 0

    Obviously, there's a much simpler solution to the telemarketing plague. Just build your own little cabin out there in the bush and move there. Forget you own a house with phone, fax and email.
    People lived like that 2000 years ago, and i haven't seen any history book on those days, in which people are know to complain about telemarketers :)

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  52. Idiot-Calling Customers who already bought by markwelch · · Score: 2
    A couple of years ago, I received one of those "automated telemarketing" calls (the legal term is that the call came from an "automated dialing-announcing device" or ADAD), from AT&T.

    The call sought to entice me to subscribe to AT&T's cable modem service. I was already a customer, so I was baffled as to why they didn't have a cross-check system to prevent calling their own customers. But more importantly, their use of an ADAD was illegal in California, if they were calling non-customers.

    I made a lot of phone calls and eventually spoke with AT&T Broadband's in-house legal counsel in Colorado. To his credit, he immediately recognized the legal issue and promptly ordered that the campaign be suspended pending his investigation.

    In the end, his investigation determined that the ONLY people being called with the sales pitch for AT&T Cable Modem service were existing customers of AT&T's cable modem service. While this meant that the calls were technically not illegal (since it is legal to use ADADs to call your own customers), it was obviously a colossal waste of time and effort, which could only serve to annoy existing customers.

    Naturally, the intent of the marketing team at AT&T Broadband was to call their cable-TV customers who did NOT already have cable-modem service. However, it turned out that the company had internal "checks and balances" that prevented the "cable modem" people from getting access to the "non-modem cable" customers.

    Later, AT&T used the same ADAD technology to call its customers on Saturday, December 5 to inform them that the @home service ended on December 4 (as if they didn't already know) and several days later, the ADADs were used to notify cable modem customers that service had been restored through AT&T Broadband's own network. Now there is a valid use of ADAD technology.

    Note that currently, since the switch from @home and until the Comcast merger closes, AT&T Broadband Internet is essentially a completely independent and unrelated entity, with no connection except name and ownership (and wires) with AT&T Broadband (cable TV).

    The only other ADAD call I've ever received that made sense was the medical-appointment reminder call I get from UCSF several days before each doctor visit.

    At least once a month, I get an ADAD call, always in violation of California or federal law, but the calls are always Caller-ID blocked and don't identify the caller, so I haven't been able to do anything about them.

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    1. Re:Idiot-Calling Customers who already bought by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the calls are always Caller-ID blocked and don't identify the caller, so I haven't been able to do anything about them.

      Well that's easy enough. Tell them you're interested in the product, but you would prefer to run the decision through the spouse (it doesn't matter if you don't have one), so you'll need a number you can call in about an hour (when the spouse will be home) so you can order the item.

      If you're convincing enough (shouldn't be hard), they'll give you their phone number (and maybe even their first name + fake last name), and you didn't even need to buy anything! :-)

  53. NYNOCALL by Triv · · Score: 2

    FWIW, the New York No Call list works wonderfully - I went from getting 10(ish) calls a week to absolutely none.

    But there's another trick - if you move around a bit, don't tell ANYONE where you're going. When I lived with the 'rents in Jersey I got lotsa calls (which is funny - I got a great professional rate deal for Time magazine when I was 15 because my father told them I was a psychiatrist. I guess they assumed I needed it for my waiting room or something) Anyway, when I moved to Queens I told the Phone Company, ConEd, and the NYTimes where I was going. Haven't been called or spammed since.

    triv

  54. Re:Other states?(NC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a brief mention of this on the local news in Raleigh,North Carolina. The anchor said something about it being under consideration here.

  55. Missouri No Call Web Site by NightEyez · · Score: 0

    Jay Nixon has started a no call law effective July 1, 2002 for Missourians -- Missouri No Call Law

  56. Oregon's list: opt-out for $ by upper · · Score: 1
    Oregon charges a fee to be have your number on the no-call list. I've always found this outrageous, since "not being harassed" isn't my idea of a service I should be charged for. But it's been this way since at least 1996.

    From the FAQ:

    How much does it cost to place my telephone number(s) on the "No Call" List?

    It costs $6.50 for each telephone number per year. Annual renewals are $3.00 for each telephone number per year.

    1. Re:Oregon's list: opt-out for $ by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Oregon charges a fee to be have your number on the no-call list. I've always found this outrageous, since "not being harassed" isn't my idea of a service I should be charged for. But it's been this way since at least 1996.

      Somebody has to maintain and enforce the list, and that costs money. Do you think it should be paid for by taxes instead?

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    2. Re:Oregon's list: opt-out for $ by Darby · · Score: 2

      Somebody has to maintain and enforce the list, and that costs money. Do you think it should be paid for by taxes instead?

      Certainly not. It should be paid for by the telemarketers. They are the ones who made such a list necessary.

      In the linked article, the NY law requires the telemarketers to purchase the list.
      This is the only right way to do it.

    3. Re:Oregon's list: opt-out for $ by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Certainly not. It should be paid for by the telemarketers. They are the ones who made such a list necessary.

      Sorry, you're quite right of course. Perhaps I should have read the article before posting. :-\

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  57. I've conveniently developed a tick... by symbolic · · Score: 2

    Ever since I got my new cordless phone that has caller ID, this tick I've developed has me clicking the "talk" button twice in rapid succession every time I see "Unknown Name/Unknown Number" in the Caller ID info. Unfortunately, this means that the caller, er, telemarketer, gets disconnected before I even get a chance to say hello. Bummer.

  58. An Even Simpler Solution by Hacker+Cracker · · Score: 2

    Just hang up.

    The second I know it's a telemarketer on the line, I simply hang up--no explanations needed, wanted, or given. Sure it's mean and cruel, but hey, they're the ones who are intruding on my time, trying to sell me junk that I don't want or need.

    The strange thing is that I think that they're starting to get the hint. The number of telemarketing calls I've gotten in the past few months has fallen off dramatically...

    In short, who needs laws to take care of this when it's so simple to take care of yourself? Have we become such a nation of docile sheep that we'll take anything that anyone dishes out at us? I certainly hope not!

    -- Shamus

    Things have been looking brighter ever since I gave up hope

    1. Re:An Even Simpler Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a few ways. This helped me take calls from 4-5 a day to near zero, in a few of months.

      Say "Hello". Humans will respond to you immediately. Telescum machines will greet you with pause, then a human.

      If pause, wait for scum to start speaking.

      Don't hesitate, when you hear the wet-ware scum start to talk, promply, and without a word, hang up. Remember, "real humans" won't keep you on micro-hold and, if you gussed wrong about the call being Telescum, humans will assume technical failure and promplty call back.

      This looks like a "dead line" and engages an expensive human for zero seconds. The machine is there to prevent this, and you're makeing that investment a failure. The machinery will try the call in the 10 minutes to 24 hours. If you repeat the process, the third call may be a human grunt.

      If you get the grunt, cut to the chase. Ask them flat out what they're selling. Then tell them "I don't buy from business that market by phone". Promptly hang up.

      The grunt will certainly confirm your number on the machines dead-line list. You are bad for business, demonstrated yourself as waster of time to the management (not just to a telescum as a no-sale). And that really is the place you want to be. It gets you off the list for all the Telescum campaigns. When you ask "to be taken off the list", you are taken of the list for the current clients's campaign.

      The only calls I get now are idot locals using taped war-dialers. I send off a complaint into the FCC web page for every one I get. I fully expect the FCC ignores the complaints, but if enough people stuff their in-box they might get the idea and send a memo or something.

    2. Re:An Even Simpler Solution by jageryager · · Score: 1

      I used to hang up on telemarketers too. I didn't notice it having much of an effect myself. This ploy only works if the telemarketers are actually keeping track of who will or won't listen. I don't think they keep track.

      I signed up for NYS no call, and Like others have said, I don't get many calls anymore.

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  59. Cell phone number == no spam by mec · · Score: 1

    I don't get spam calls on my cell phone, probably because there's a federal law against making unsolicited calls to cell phones.

    So, when a business wants my phone number, I give them my cell phone number. They can call me if they have a legitimate business reason (like, "your order is ready for pickup"), but they can't make any money selling that phone number to anyone else.

    Once in the past year I did get a spam call that was covered by "existing business relationship", but the guy doing it seemed a bit sheepish about it.

  60. And if you live in Oregon by Kymermosst · · Score: 2
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  61. List of State "No Call" Web Sites from Kiplinger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This page has a list of web site links to all the states that currently have a "no call" program in place, or will have one in place in the near future. The article is dated April 2002, so it should have up-to-date information.

    http://www.kiplinger.com/features/archives/2002/ Ma y/ahead/telemarket.html

    For anyone from California, I'll save you the trouble, we have a program that will be going into effect in 2003. So, we're on the above list, but the link doesn't let you put your number on the list yet.

    Rob

  62. "Why can't we all just get along?" by Observer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    FWIW, here in Switzerland you can ask for your phone directory entry (dead tree and online versions) to be flagged with an asterisk, which means "no advertising, thanks". Do this, and the lists that the directory company sells for telemarketing don't contain your number, and - mostly - if someone calls you despite this they're sensible enough to back off immediately when you point out that your number is flagged in this way. There is no charge for this flagging, btw.

    "No advertising" stickers on your physical mailbox are - mostly - also respected here.

    I'm not absolutely sure, but I believe that both of these mechanisms are merely advisory with no legal sanctions behind them. Companies operating in Switzerland seem to have worked out that if people signal that they don't want junk mail and junk faxes and junk phone calls then it's a bad idea to irritate them by ignoring these signals. Of course, in Switzerland the citizenry gets to vote directly on issues at all levels of government from local community up to national, and if telemarketeers and their like really pissed off the general public they might find that the federal government would be instructed by voters to Do Something About It.

    1. Re:"Why can't we all just get along?" by fuzzybunny · · Score: 1


      Part of the "solution" here (in Switzerland) is the lack of flat-rate local calling. Remember that in the US, 15-20 bucks per month gets you unlimited local telephone calls. Switzerland (and most of Europe) -costs- them.


      Additionally, as with the guy posting about South Africa, there's the social pariah factor--
      There was a wave of SMS spams a while ago, and the predominant telco (Swisscom) claimed to be completely unable to stop them. Remember, SMS are not covered by any of the anti-telemarketing laws. They eventually stopped, most likely due to a combination of exorbitant costs, and the fact that sending someone an SMS every 3 minutes isn't likely to gain them as a customer...


      As for the 'no advertising' mailbox stickers, I'm starting to doubt whether they do anything; it looks like they only relate to clearly marked ads, NOT enclosed in newspapers or with phone bills, NOT hand-delivered (the SVP, the local republican party loves that kind.)


      Mainly, though, I think a large part of what saves a lot of Europeans from telemarketing is the high cost of labor--you'll hardly find anyone who speaks the local language intelligibly to sit at a phone for $5 per hour and be insulted by people disturbed during their dinners...

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  63. Re:Other states? --Georgia -- by Spoons · · Score: 1

    I am on the Georgia list, and it works great.
    Here is the Georgia sign up page

  64. Irony by Chairboy · · Score: 2

    My phone company had a telemarketer call me to offer a 'no-telemarketers' service where they would put a block on my line that would prevent telemarketers from calling me.

    I asked him if, had I already had the service, it would have blocked him. He said, 'No, of course not.'

    The funniest part, he didn't see the irony of it.

    I told him I'd pass.

    1. Re:Irony by acceleriter · · Score: 1
      Yes, it is beautiful:

      In the beginning, telephone companies sold lines to banks of telemarketers, and saw that it was good. Telephone subscribers were interrupted at dinner for decades. Then the telephone companies sold Caller-ID. For a short time, the telemarketers were frustrated. But then they learned to block caller-id. Shortly afterward, customers learned not to answer calls for which caller-id was blocked. But then the telephone companies sold the boiler-room operators service that provided no caller-ID information, but did not show up as anonymous calls (the infamous "UNKNOWN"). Customers picked up on this, but couldn't very well risk blowing off Aunt-Mable that lived in an area that still had a crossbar switch and couldn't transmit Caller-ID information. And, again, the telephone company comes to the rescue--with "Privacy Guard" or a similarly named call screening service.

      Now what do all these services the telephone company is offering to seemingly conflicting ends have in common? You guessed it--they ALL MAKE MONEY FOR THE PHONE COMPANY.

      The antidote? Quit paying $7-$10/month for caller-id, anonymous call rejection, privacy guard, what-have-you, hook up a good old tape-based answering machine, and quit answering the phone. The people who really want to talk to you will leave a message. Those that don't, who cares? While there are times you'll need to be a slave to the phone (job-hunting comes to mind), this is a perfect solution most of the time.

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    2. Re:Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the above is +1 insightful
      this is 100% true. the best thing to do imho is to get the cheapest phone line possible, and use the magical phrase... 'put me on your do not call list'

      it does work

  65. Blocking devices are just another product to rip.. by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    NO! It will not work.

    I worked for years in an office which sold ********** over the phone. Everytime there is something new the company which provides the "robo-dial" equipment sends you another hack.

    Our local telco (Cincinnati Bell) introduced the system which makes you enter your phone number so the person you are calling can see who it is. This system was supposed to fool robo-dialers, but they also sold us the hack. After a day of slow calls Tele-Direct (robo-dail-r-us) uploaded a hack from their Arizona office over the modem and we were back to full business.

    About your "Tele-zapper". A local TV station tested these systems (partially owned by the company I did telemarketing for...) and none worked.

    I've been told by people that a hack has already been put into the system so that it just ignores the tone. Not suprising because we had many options on the computer system (the end user computers) to delete numbers because they were disconnected or changed.

  66. For Indiana... by Lowca · · Score: 1

    To get added to Indiana's list, click here.

    A description of the law can be seen here.

  67. Need to build a culture where this is unacceptable by Nurf · · Score: 2

    I'm not sure if they are illegal in South Africa, but I don't ever remember getting such a call. Part of that is that it is not socially acceptable.

    Nobody would buy anything because they would be too busy screaming at you or hanging up in a huff. This is a GOOD thing, I think.

    Perhaps with enough opt-out etc. crap in the USA, it will eventually get to the point where cold calling people is simply considered so rude it won't work any more.

    I really think opt-outs are the lowest sort of weasling. They only exist because politicians listen to money instead of people. :-P

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  68. Put pranks to use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're convincing enough, you can have the telemarketers to delete you from the company database, or at least tag you as either being "not worth calling". One technique I'd use (should work in France, but unsure about other countries with different privacy regulations) is:
    - ask them to repeat clearly their company's name first
    - tell them the number they called was reserved by (insert governmental organisation) and is not listed anywhere, OR that you never authorized the company to store your data in the first place, which is illegal (can scare the average telemarketer)
    - insist in asking them how they got the number (it's illegal to sell / transfer confidential data between companies without the person's consent here)

    They'd rather delete one entry in their database than take the risk ;)

    It works best when your number is not listed in publicly available phone books, of course - which generally gives about one telemarketting-free year to enjoy. One can opt-out when signing with a TelCo.

    There are more common pranks, like pretending to be an employee of the phone order service of some random porn company, answering in a foreign language, trying your best at being inaudible and slow (telemarketers have quotas to fill, generally, they'll hang up and try another number if it's hopeless).

  69. The Non-profit/Charity angle. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "fix" around these laws is already in works. It goes like this...

    Incorproate Telescum Inc. as a non-profit.

    Round up a few charities, I've seen Habitat for Humanity and United Way used.

    Round up Window-R-Us. Say they have to donate 5% of every sale to charity.

    Call at will... No pesky lists to check, or opt-out from. All of these laws write blank checks for charity collectors.

    Direct a portion (a very small portion, as is already the case) of the proceeds to the charity.

    And, Life goes on...

    Those that would be shareholders simply become "consultants" or "management" and get their money as salary. Wherever scum and Government mix, there's a way.

  70. I've had great luck with the MO No Call list! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've had very few calls. The ones I still get are from Charities such as the Missouri Highway Patrol wanting me to donate money to them... (Someone explain that to me? I pay them to get a sticker in hopes of a higher probability of getting out of tickets. I would invest but I don't put stickers on my cars.)

    I did have one telemarketer call me and luckily I had the No Call list rules right next to me. I collected the correct information and submitted it to the Attorney General and he got busted!

    The biggest problem I've been having is junk faxes. I probably only get one a month, but they are annoying as heck! They call at 2-4am and keep calling until they get a fax machine to pick up.

    Then they're virtually untraceable. You call the 800 numbers on them and it goes to a call center with a bunch of phone monkies that claim to know nothing.

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    1. Re:I've had great luck with the MO No Call list! by smyle · · Score: 1
      (Someone explain that to me? I pay them to get a sticker in hopes of a higher probability of getting out of tickets. I would invest but I don't put stickers on my cars.)

      Late to the posting game, as usual. C'est la vie.

      I had (yes, that's past-tense) a brother-in-law who is a State Trooper. He said those stickers do nothing to help you avoid getting a ticket. The only way it affects your likelihood is that if you point it out hoping to avoid a ticket, you'll most likely get one.

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  71. Kentucky by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

    Here

    http://www.law.state.ky.us/nocall/default.htm

    I don't live in KY (thank god) but there has been some good reports so far.

  72. why pay $5 a month by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when an answering machine will do the same thing?

  73. --Worked In Telemarketing-- by ImaLamer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You must understand that phone numbers on some systems are just sequentially dialed - yes, we used war dialing.

    But the first rule to cold call dialing is to NEVER (yes, bold and italics are necessary) use the information provided by whomever the list is bought from - even the phone company.

    While I know that your problem was with a company which didn't take care of their lists (lead-lists should be taken care of very carefully), the phone company could also help by letting the company know who has changed their numbers or moved.

    Lead lists are a whole 'nother thing. If you have a list of leads or subscribers, etc, then you absolutely need to take care of those lists.

    If you don't, there is your sales force.

  74. Stalked by Telemarketers by bubblegoose · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was stalked by these bastards and I learned you must to say the magic words:
    "Put me on your do not call list, and do not distribute my information".
    After that ask them if they have one (they are required by law to keep one)and if they understood you.
    By ALWAYS saying that to the bastards I finally got the calls to stop, no special devices, no being a prick. I might get one call a month.

    A great resource for this is www.junkbusters.com

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    1. Re:Stalked by Telemarketers by lupine · · Score: 1

      I write down the name of the company and the name of the person that called(which they must provide), the time and date and what they were selling. Then ask them to never call you again. AT&T called me twice and I reported them to the ftc via an online form. They got a nasty letter from the government and probably a fine.

      Soon wisconsin will have a do not call list. Here are do not call lists for many other states.

    2. Re:Stalked by Telemarketers by sexykitty · · Score: 1

      Most of the time when you're contacted by a telemarketer they work for a telemarketing company that has been contracted to call people on behalf of another company. I have a close friend who works for a company that does telemarketing *and* customer service for AT the telemarketing company is given the list of leads (names and phone numbers) of the people to call by the larger company.

      If you ask "Take me off your call list" or "Don't call me again" then that information is sent back to the parent company and you are taken off thier list.

      However; if you want to do better than that then say something more like "Don't call me again or I'll sue you". You will be taken off the call list at the parent company AND your information will be kept by the telemarketing company and filtered from ALL future campaigns regardless of parent company.

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  75. Floridians... by TampaTim · · Score: 1
    ...have this page where they can download a form to fill out and send, along with $10 per phone number, to get themselves addes to the "No Sales Solicitation Calls" list. I just filled mine out.

  76. Oregon doesn't block the politicians by llywrch · · Score: 2

    We're seeing one of the vicious political campaigns in our state election history. (The television ads the candidates for the Republican nomination for governor are broadcasting would embarass a six-year-old.) I'd say 80-90% of the telemarketers who call my house are little more than automated phone messages for one candidate or another.

    Last night's news broadcast just revealed that while you can tell both commerical & charity callers to put you on their ``Do Not Call List", these politicians gave themselves immunity to this restriction. And to observing the ornocall database.

    I expect there will be an initiative to close this loop hole in the September election.

    Geoff

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  77. That Really DOES Work by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    I've taken to doing that too. I went from about 10 calls a week down to one or two a month, usually from charities who show up on the caller ID (So I just don't pick up.)

    The caller ID helps a lot too. If it says unknown and I notice it, I wait for them to start talking on the answering machine. If too many unknowns start showing up on the caller ID again, I'll start answering and telling them to add me to their do not call list again.

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    1. Re:That Really DOES Work by Yakko · · Score: 1
      I took a different approach.

      One day, I got so annoyed with a certain telemarketer leaving the line open after he got my voicemail, that I strapped an old Sportster modem to auto-answer on the first ring.

      I set the modem up, and plugged it into my phone line.

      I left it like that. For a week.

      The number of crap calls was drastically reduced. If they increase again, I'll just repeat.

      Now, where's MO's opt-out list at? Hrrrmm

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  78. Military Telemarketers by IHavePowers · · Score: 2, Funny

    These guys are the worst to me. When I was graduating from highschool I would get atleast 2 or 3 calls a week from the Marines/Navy/Army. The Army wanted to come to my house and show me videos, uh no thanks. Now the marines tried to convince me going to college was a waste of time. They kept asking what seperates me from all the other people out there. The cocky person I am, I said well i'm just better than them. I still get calls from them every now and then, but now I know its them. The next time they call i'm gonna say sure, as soon as you guys catch Bin Laden.

    1. Re:Military Telemarketers by stinkydog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Cure for military telemarketers:

      1. Answer Phone
      2. Speak in the thickest lisp you can without laughing
      3. Tell the recruiter that you are becoming a male ballet dancer or working in a beauty salon "doing hair"
      4. Calls from all branches stop immediatly

      SD

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    2. Re:Military Telemarketers by mrmag00 · · Score: 1

      This is true. A guy I know said he was constantly getting calls from the military, about one a week. He had no intentions of joining military just because, and he finally lied and said "well, fine, its because i'm gay.". The recruiter must have been surprized, he just said that there were pleanty of oppertunities still and you could join. The calls stopped after that tho.

    3. Re:Military Telemarketers by paranoid.android · · Score: 1

      Somehow I ended up on the US Army's list. One day, a recruiter called me, and once I realized who it was, I promptly hung up. A few seconds later, he called back, and asked in a rather angry voice, "Did you just hang up on me, son?"

      I replied, "Yes, and I'm about to do it again."

      He gave up after that. I would have loved to see the reaction on Capt. Tightass's face.

    4. Re:Military Telemarketers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The line that worked for me is:

      I'm gay and I have AIDS

      Gays are allowed in the military and might not be as much of a deterrent as you expect it to be. Adding the AIDS bit worked quite well and I've never heard from the military again...

      Of course, somewhere there is a file with my name on it floating through the gov't that contains these "facts" about me...

  79. jisms, jungles, jockstraps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fcc rule states that as long as you nor the vendor has had a business relationship then do not distub calls can be evoked

  80. a "safe zone" by digitalsushi · · Score: 2

    what do other people think about this idea

    a "safe zone" where telemarketers, if they call you during it, can be sued and all that crap, and otherwise, its just slimey business as usual.. like, "no calls from 6pm til 8am" so that families can plan on dinner together (thats a pretty important thing to have for a family) and if the phone rings, they know they should answer it. they could call it the "safe harbor from sleazeballs during dinner" act.

    i know its a compromise but i'd settle for it, myself.

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    slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
  81. Fallacio by Scotch+Game · · Score: 1

    New York's telemarketing law does work - since we put our number on the list, we've gotten a couple of calls from charities (not covered by the law) and a couple of calls from Time-Warner Cable ...

    Fallacious reasoning. Incidental and anecdotal.

    But still an interesting article.

  82. try the DMA's opt-out by jat2 · · Score: 3, Informative
    The DMA (Direct Marketing Association) has their own opt-out for mail, phone and email. In my experience, it works quite well. You can get more information from the following URL: http://www.dmaconsumers.org/privacy.html . It generally takes 3 months to work, but I found that it works best if you can get on the list before your new info has a chance to circulate.

    I also found that asking credit card companies to put you on their "do not call unless someone stole my card" list at the same time as you give them your new info allows you to avoid that whole "4--6 weeks" before it takes effect line they give you.

    Using these two strategies, I have not received any phonecalls or mail from commercial telemarketers in almost three years. Charities are another story.

  83. marketer was fined for call me! by jageryager · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm on the NY State Do not call list. A while back I got a call. I took down their information, and filed a compaint with the state.

    About 6 months later New York State sent me a letter telling me that the company that had called me had been fined $11,000 for the 11 complaints that had been filed against it!

    As others have posted above, the Do not Call law does work.

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  84. Colorado by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Colorado also has a no call list. You can sign up using your zip code and phone number here.

  85. If you tell telemarkters they are rude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They send you letters like this one from Sprint.

    Sprint sales letter calling person Dear Asshole

    1. Re:If you tell telemarkters they are rude by TheShadow · · Score: 1

      Well, at least it was printed on recycled paper.

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  86. I OWN a telezapper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    Instead of listening to these morons who don't even OWN a telezapper tell you it doesn't work or emits a high-pitched audible tone, I thought I'd offer you the opinion and experience of someone who actually owns one and is using one in his home.

    The thing WORKS... okay? The device does send out a signal after the first ring to tell the auto-dialer that it has reached a disconnected line, but it is NOT audible. It doesn't even pick up the phone! When a telemarketer calls using an autodialer, a red light flashes on the device to show it's been "zapped". This doesn't happen on any other call from a human being, so I assume there is some sort of 2-way communication between the zapper and the autodialer... not just one-sided, but I don't know that for sure. It could be that autodialers emit a signal of their own which is picked up by the zapper, identified, and then a "zap" signal to tell it it has reached a disconnected line. A normal call from a friend will only notice a short clicking sound when you pick up the phone.(about like the sound when you switch from one line to another using call-waiting) For all outgoing calls you make, you'll also hear this switching sound at first.

    I've had the telezapper for about 4 months now. After about a week or two, we stopped getting telemarketers. (The device works only by zapping those that call, so you have to let most call you first before they start to die down) Since the device zaps them on the first ring, it's almost fun when they call. I hear a ring, a red light flashes, and that's the end of it. There is no second ring, so no chance for me to pick up the phone out of habit and actually get stuck talking to one of those guys. It's like a bug-zapper ;-) ring... zap... never hear from them again.

    I used to get calls at all hours of the day every day. On average, maybe 5 or 6 telemarketers a day. But, sometimes they'd call every hour on the hour hoping to get a human... and if I didn't pick up, they'd hang up on the answering machine and call back. so, some days we'd get 12-15 calls. Now, The zapper catches a new one once every two to three weeks, and the only telemarketers we've gotten in the past month or two were actual humans - no autodialer. And as for the telemarketers, I haven't had a single one on my answering machine or gotten one on the phone b/c the zapper gets them before I do.

    For a gadget that costs under $40, it's made my life a lot more peaceful. It's worth every penny. I had tried the "get me off the list" approach by telling individual people to take me off their lists. I had tried a company that I called that promised to get me off the lists of lots of companies out there. Nothing worked. The Telezapper DOES. I don't know about cheap knock-offs or other brands, but the brand name works & several of my family members are planning on buying one soon. I'd say that maybe telemarketers are more aggressive in other states or are more clever to work around it, but MOST telemarketers are calling from out of state to begin with, so I don't see how this is so. But, the Telezapper won't protect you from live human beings dialing numbers by hand... but most companies don't want to pay people to do that. They'd rather use the auto-dialer to connect you to a telemarketer once it knows it's gotten you. (notice the silence between when you pick up the phone for a telemarketer and the time they take to answer you... you might even hear the line switching... that's the autodialer connecting the telemarketer to you). I figure telemarketers may not find a way around the telezapper and will have to PAY for people to call me and waste THEIR time as much as ours... which isn't likely to happen, but if it does... fair enough, I'd be happy to make sure their time is wasted as much as possible b/c they'll be listening to my answering machine. I also have Caller ID & wouldn't pick up an unavailable # or a company I don't do business with. :-)

    1. Re:I OWN a telezapper by iamroot · · Score: 1

      I also own a telezapper, and it doesn't really work too well. The tone it produces is an audible beep. The real problem I have with telemarketers is that you actually have to go to a phone and pick it up. If you are taking a shower, having dinner, etc... It is REALLY annoying. With the telezapper you still have to pick up the phone. Actually, this device may actually increase calls if some telemarketers program their auto-dialers to retry the number x times is there is an error. As long as you have to answer the phone you might as well just TELL them to add you to their do not call list.

      After paying 50 bucks for it(WAY overpriced for a device that just is a tone generator), it didn't really do much. Telemarketers didn't get through, but they still called for a year of using it. Then I just gave up trying to get the telezapper to work. Either it just doesn't work, or my number was getting added to so many different lists that it didn't really matter. It was proably one of the biggest wastes of money I can think of.

    2. Re:I OWN a telezapper by iamroot · · Score: 1

      Oh, just to clarify, by "didn't get through", I mean the phone would still ring, but their auto-dialer would not put a person on the line. Actually about 30% got through anyway.

      For anyone thinking about getting a telezapper, it is really basically a waste of your money.

  87. Why do we have to pay for no call lists? by fermion · · Score: 1
    In Texas one must pay $5 to be on a no call list, and, apparently, one can't get a business line on statewide no call list. Why should the consumer pay? We already pay for our telephone. Answering the phone already is inconveniencing us. Hell, as a city dweller I subsidize the phones and roads so that the tele-marketer can set up boiler rooms in the middle of nowhere and hire the locals, often at no pay other than commission. Aren't I paying enough? Why can't we have the system totally funded by charging tele-marketer fees for the right to market in certain areas? For instance, the might have to pay state, county, city, and neighborhood fees for the right to call citizens of that area..

    The funniest part of the article was where they claimed that no-call list hurt women and minority workers. Such statement reminds me of the fact that slavery arguable hurt minority employment. Go figure.

    I am actually not necessarily totally against telephone solicitations, or Spam, for that matter. I just get annoyed when they are not offering legitimate products(as is the case 99% of the time), or use fraudulent means(for instance blocking caller ID or forged headers).

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  88. 4th ring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's a federal law, telemarketers are not allowed more than 4 rings, 5 rings is harrasment.


    By the way, computer dummy, Junkbusters has the magic reply: Place me on your do not call list, AND IF YOU'RE CALLING FOR AN AGENCY, PLACE ME ON THEIR DO NOT CALL LIST, ALSO.


    I capitalize the latter clause because the telemarketroid is going to try to shout you down and try to stop you from completing your statement. YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOUT BACK.


    It really works, I haven't had a single telemarketing call in 18 months. Once you start replying like this expect it to take about 6 weeks to work through the system.

    1. Re:4th ring? by Retron · · Score: 1
      It's a federal law, telemarketers are not allowed more than 4 rings, 5 rings is harrasment.

      If only that were the case in the UK - I've lost count of the number of times I've rushed downstairs to answer the phone only to find it's a junk (windows) call.

    2. Re:4th ring? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      It's a federal law, telemarketers are not allowed more than 4 rings, 5 rings is harrasment.

      Then it's a pretty useless law - the "ringing" call progress tone the caller hears is not synchronized with the ring signal sent to the phone. Try calling your cell phone from your land line or vice-versa and see.

      I've done the "place me on your do not call list" thing for a while - never heard of the agency thing, have to try that.

      Though usually I just say fsck it, let the machine get it, and only pick up if it's someone I want to talk to.

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  89. The only effective way to stop telemarketers is... by Rai · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Talk to them. Let them throw their entire sales pitch to you. Act interested and ask them as many questions as you can think of. Keep them on the phone for as long as possible and then tell them you're not interested. Time is the only asset they have that you control. If You just hang up or block them, and they'll move on to the next potential customer, but if you waste as much of their time as possible without buying whatever they are selling, you'll do much more damage to their business. I did this for a few months and now I almost never get telemarketing calls. I kinda miss hearing that enraged "WHAT?" whenever I keep them on the phone for 30 minutes and then say I'm not interested.

  90. Instead of just hanging up... by Rai · · Score: 0

    Talk to them. Let them throw their entire sales pitch to you. Act interested and ask them as many questions as you can think of. Keep them on the phone for as long as possible and then tell them you're not interested. Time is the only asset they have that you control. If You just hang up or block them, and they'll move on to the next potential customer, but if you waste as much of their time as possible without buying whatever they are selling, you'll do much more damage to their business. I did this for a few months and now I almost never get telemarketing calls. I kinda miss hearing that enraged "WHAT?" whenever I keep them on the phone for 30 minutes and then say I'm not interested.

  91. Virginia by log(x) · · Score: 0

    The law in virginia states that telemarketers info and number must appear on Caller ID. Of course 95% of the calls I get from them still say "out of area". Naturally when I tell them this and ask for their information so I can report the violation they just hang up.

  92. Indiana Telephone Privacy List by Kasreyn · · Score: 2

    Hi folks,

    I've been working for the company that is compiling Indiana's telephone privacy list. This is an opt-out list of names and numbers which telemarketers are prevented by law from calling.

    Indiana residents can call 1-888-834-9969 or visit the Attorney General's website to register.

    Cheers,


    -Kasreyn

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  93. I tell 'em I'm broke,,, Word gets around too... by crovira · · Score: 2

    I start my sob story about living next door to the World Trade Center and having my world blown away on Sept, 11th and being unemployed since then and...

    And you know, they don't let me finish the sentence.

    Word must get around too. Nobody's really bothered me since.

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  94. What to do with junk faxes? by trentfoley · · Score: 1
    I too am on the no-call list and get the occasional junk fax here in Missouri. It does not happen enough to prompt me to do anything. However, I find it suprising that your call to their 800 number got you nowhere. Why not pretend to be interested in their drivel and ask to speak to a salesperson? Once you have that, see if they can email you more information to a freshly created hotmail account.

    I'm not sure how much information you would actually get. But, it has to be a more effective information gathering approach than telling a phone-answering-inmate that they broke the law.

  95. How to deal with telemarketers! by DiveX · · Score: 5, Informative

    Don't just make some causal 'place me on your do-not-call list' statement and hang up...mkae them follow through. The Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991 has multiple requirements that would interest readers.
    1. The use of prerecorded ads is illegal under this act (with the exception of emergency calls [i.e. evacuation notices]).
    2. Upon request, they *must* send you a written copy of their DNR policy.
    3. They must train their people in the use of the DNR policy and the implementation of it. e.g. If you ask for a written copy of the policy and they say one does not exist or they know nothing about it, then that can be construed as 2 violations of this federal law.

    The actual numbers for those interested in reading up on this is 'Title 47 USC Section 227' and 47 CFR 64.1200.

    The great thing about this law, unlike most anti-spam bills, is that it allows private right of action against the telemarketer. That's right, if they violate these rules, you can take them to small claims court. If you tell them to not call you again and they do so again within the next 10 years, that is another $500 violation. If you can demonstrate that they willfully violated this act (i.e. called you several time or used a clearly illegal prerecorded message), then you can ask for triple damages! Other things to remember, there is NO grace period for adding your name to the list. Even if they say it will 'take 8-10 days to completely remove the number' and call again the next day, that is a violation of the federal law.

    The FTC is finally working on creating a national DNR list as directed by Congress when the TCPA was passed.

    Do not just hang up or ignore these people. Know your rights and exercise them. Keep a log of the calls and get names and numbers. If they call once more it probably isn't worth it, but if they call more than that, then you have case history and the law to ack you up and can easily get a judgement (although collecting is always a different story). One story I remember from my research is a company in NJ was making calls for GM in Ohio. The guy went to court and got a judgement, but the firm in NJ said they wouldn't pay since they were in different states. The guy found that Ohio has a law stating that sompanies that do not pay legal judgements cannot conduct business in the state. The guy wrote the president of GM and said if they ever wanted to sell cars in that state to pay up...a check was sent less than 5 days later.

    Many states have their own list, however I am not aware if any of the states allow for private action. Any legal action usually must be done by the state. Get on your state's list. It will help aid you if you persue action under the TCPA.

    Here are some links for those interested in reading up:

    http://consumer.net/telemarketing/tcpainfo.asp

    http://www.private-citizen.com/ (private group dedicated to ant-telemarketing intrusions)

    http://www.epic.org/privacy/telemarketing/

    http://www.dianamey.com/ (story of one woman's fight against the system..to date she has collected over $30,000 since 1999 including $10,000 from Discover Card.

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    1. Re:How to deal with telemarketers! by /dev/trash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So I should give them my postal address os I can get paper spam.

  96. Sucks. That's what I think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless, of course, the "safe zone" is 12:00:00.0 to 11:59:59.9.

    I want them, all of them, be they charity, politcal, "public service" or commercial, to stop stealing my time. Period.

    If they want to make junk phone calls, let them buy time on TV, pass out handbills, post on highway billboards, do whatever by any means they choose that involves consenting parties... all informing me how I might consent to their taking of my time.

    Opt-out is nothing different than subscribing to a "Don't mug me list".

  97. Missed the memo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Government is not longer established to protect people from such trivial matters like theft, or even murder, by Corporation.

    I is established to collect taxes in the support of the pay check self-interest of those employed within it.

    In your case, someone in your government asked this very question...

    "Do we collect more money charging $5 per telephone opt-out, or charging $X for a telemarketer to access the list?"

    Care to guess what the answer was?

    Note that the question that wasn't asked... Since the cost of a PC to keep the list is about $800, and the software is likewise trivial, maybe we can just cover the cost from the General Fund?

    No, no. Now it's another God Damned Government revenue center.

  98. Verizon's call intercept by march · · Score: 1

    Verizon's Call Intercept rocks. For about $5 male deer a month, you can have all phone calls that do not transmit their number forwarded to a prompt that makes them say there name.

    I have had ZERO telemarketers. End of story.

    It's worth every penny.

  99. Teacher's Edition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    > More than 7 million households have registered on do-not-call lists, including nearly 2 million in New York, representing about 25 percent of the state's households. In Missouri, almost 1 million households, 40 percent of the total, have registered; in Tennessee 700,000, about 35 percent, have done so.

    At $5/head to register every few years, New York could collect something like $3 million dollars a year. Not bad for a $800 PC and a few days work.

    It is unlikely Telemarketers have the resources to pony up to that kind of fee schedule.

    1. Re:Teacher's Edition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, people that opt-out won't be aware as the process kills off Telemarketers. The $5/head fee would likely be renewed, even if every Telemarker in the state had long since died.

      > It is unlikely Telemarketers have the resources to pony up to that kind of fee schedule.

      Even if the could now, their ability to do so will likely decline.

  100. Colorado No Call List by GuanoBoy · · Score: 1
    Colorado has a No Call List that seems pretty good in concept, but which an unscrupulous telemarketer (or simple prankster) can easily defeat.

    The list's web-interface asks for the phone number, zip code, and an email address (for later verification), but in addition to signing-up for the list, also allows you do be removed from the list. What's to stop someone from removing you?

    I asked that question of the site's administrator's, and this was the reply:

    Return-Path: XXXXX
    Received: from [199.45.165.5] (HELO quicka2.QuickInfo)
    by guano.org (CommuniGate Pro SMTP 3.5.6)
    with ESMTP id 1331876 for XXXXX; Fri, 17 May 2002 09:22:05 -0600
    Received: by QUICKA2 with Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19) id ; Fri, 17 May 2002 09:20:45 -0600
    Message-ID: XXXXX
    From: XXXXX
    To: XXXXX
    Subject: RE: ColoradoNoCall.com
    Date: Fri, 17 May 2002 09:20:38 -0600
    MIME-Version: 1.0
    X-Mailer: Internet Mail Service (5.5.2653.19)
    Content-Type: text/plain;
    charset="iso-8859-1"

    Nothing -- although they would have to know your name and your Zip.

    -----Original Message-----
    From: Warren [mailto:XXXXX@guano.org]
    Sent: Saturday, May 11, 2002 1:39 AM
    To: info@coloradonocall.com
    Subject: ColoradoNoCall.com

    I added my numbers to the list. What's to prevent an unscrupulous telemarketer from removing it?

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    -W

    They already know my name and zip code. I even had one recite my credit card number back to me. UnFreakinBelievable.

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    1. Re:Colorado No Call List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit. You just posted your domain to slashdot. Prepared to be h@xx0r3d!!!!!

  101. Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > I used one of the 10-10 numbers once, and I got a bill from AT My phone company, PennTelecom [penntele.com] will not a.) pass along any third party bills, (except for a long distance provider specified by me)

    Um, making a 10-10 call is makings for you setting up "a long distance provider specified by me". The phone company WILL make your info available to them.

    Just what info to you think AT&T gets when you place a call through their 10-10 access?

  102. Not the proper role of government by kmweber · · Score: 1

    Actions such as statewide "no-call" lists are NOT the proper role of government. You do NOT have a right to not be annoyed by phone calls at dinner, because you DO have a right to do without a phone. Phone lines are owned by the telephone company, and they have every right to do as they please with them--including letting telemarketers call at all hours of the night. If a telephone company wishes to prevent telemarketers from calling numbers on its telephone network, then so be it--that's fully within the sacred private property rights of the company. However, it's not the government's proper role to interfere in this. If you don't like telemarketers, then you'll just have to decide what you value more--having a telephone, or not having to deal with telemarketers.

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  103. Re:Need to build a culture where this is unaccepta by jlanthripp · · Score: 1
    You grossly underestimate the ability of most Americans to be blithely rude, even to the point that they're oblivious to the fact that they're being rude.

    And the ones that do know better need only to have a dollar bill waved in front of them to forget.

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  104. Washington State by marshac · · Score: 1

    Since SPAM was made illegal in Washington state, a site was made so that residents could register their email address. I registered mine and rarely receive any SPAM. For all you Washington folks who want on, here is the URL http://www.waisp.org

  105. 212 area code by Servo · · Score: 1

    I live in NJ, but I have a 212 (NY) number, since I signed up with Vonage. (Which btw, kicks ass!)

    I wonder if the NY laws allow me to be excluded from those telemarketers...

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  106. Another service.. by jurros · · Score: 1

    "To reduce the number of telemarketing calls you receive from national companies, you can write a letter to the following association and request the removal of your number from their list." (Also lists several states no-call lists).

    Telephone Preference Service Direct Marketing Association
    Post Office Box 9014
    Farmingdale, New York 11735-9014

    The above is a 'one time' deal. The NoCall lists are usually only for a year or two. We wrote to the above address and signed up for the Georgia NoCall list and have recieved almost no marketing calls over the last year.

    As a bonus, if you sign up for the Georgia NoCall list, each Telemarketing call you recieve subjects them to a $2000 fine. :)

  107. Re:Other states: Indiana by FireAtWill · · Score: 1

    I'm on it and it's worked pretty well. The only minor problem is a cunundrum when one slips through: Do I hang up and go about my life, or pump them for information so I can report them. I'm ashamed to say that I usually opt for the former over the latter.

  108. Idaho No Call List by SlipperyGoo · · Score: 1

    I signed up for this right after I closed on my house and before I had a chance to move in. It is a great deal, Only $10 for 3 years of service and if your phone number changes you just call them up and they will transfer the number, no charge. Also after 3 years it is only $5 for a renewal of 3 more years. I have NEVER, yes, not exagerating, NEVER picked up the phone to a telemarketer call. Anyway here is the web site for the Idaho No Call list... http://www2.state.id.us/ag/consumer/nocalllist.htm

  109. For Colorado Residents by akiy · · Score: 2

    For Colorado: http://www.conocall.com

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  110. Call List by SlipperyGoo · · Score: 1

    Idahos no call list http://www2.state.id.us/ag/consumer/nocalllist.htm

  111. Nice troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, you have one fact wrong.

    *I* own the phone lines in my house, and *I* own my phones. By your own theory then, the phone company only has that access I permit according to MY own scared property rights.

    1. Re:Nice troll. by kmweber · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess if you don't want to hook up your phones to the phone company's network, then you're fine. But if you do, then both sides must agree to a set of mutually acceptable terms, and either side is free to include whatever terms it wishes because each side is also free to refuse to accept the terms (provided no threats of violence are made if one should choose not to accept the terms, of course) if they deem the requirements imposed by those terms to not be worth the value gained by accepting those terms. Thus, if a phone company chooses to make access to telemarketers one of the terms of you hooking up to their network, and you accept those terms (thus signifying that you value having telephone service more than what you lose with telemarketer interruptions), then government has no place putting in place anti-telemarketing laws.

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    2. Re:Nice troll. by Steve+B · · Score: 2
      either side is free to include whatever terms it wishes because each side is also free to refuse to accept the terms (provided no threats of violence are made if one should choose not to accept the terms, of course)

      The phone company's terms suck. I'm gonna string my own lines. Shucky Darnit (or, if you don't mind stronger language, Ayn H. Rand) -- those darn Men With Guns are coming to enforce some "franchise".

      There goes your argument.

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    3. Re:Nice troll. by kmweber · · Score: 1

      I'll admit that your point's totally lost on me. Care to clarify?

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    4. Re:Nice troll. by Steve+B · · Score: 2

      My point is quite obvious -- since the phone company is not operating in a free-market arena (it has a government-granted monopoly on stringing up a network of phone lines), the free-market contract argument (if you don't like their policies, take your business elsewhere) is not applicable. They don't get to have it both ways.

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    5. Re:Nice troll. by kmweber · · Score: 1

      I agree with you in that government-created monopolies are the only bad kind of monopoly. However, you are still free to choose to not subscribe to telephone service.

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  112. Finally, something that actually works!! by iamroot · · Score: 2, Informative

    I bought a TeleZapper last summer. I've been using it since then(well since recently). It is simply a tone generator that will beep at the frequency of the first SIT tone. For $50 it would be an incredible rip-off. Well, that is, if it actually worked. The manufacturer that makes it didn't even add the whole SIT sequence! That means that all a telemarketing firm has to do is check for the WHOLE SIT sequence.

    But that doesn't really matter. A couple days ago, I got a digital PBX, and programmed it to play a message saying "Hello you have reached XXX-XXX-XXXX. If you are a telemarketer ADD US TO YOUR DO-NOT-CALL-LIST. Please dial XXX for X, XXX for X, or XXX for X.(LONG PAUSE). PLEASE HOLD FOR AUTOMATED VOICE MAIL..." any telemarketers that call and actually get through are breaking the law, as they MUST honor and keep a do-not-call-list. If I get any voice mail messages from them, or if they even dial an extension I'll threaten (and maybe take) legal action. Several have called, and all I get on the voice mail box is "..like to make a call please hang up and tr[BEEP][BEEP][BEEP][BEEP][CLICK]". This seems to be because they hang up after the PBX plays the message. The PBX then has a bit of a delay before its active call detection times out. Well, the saturday round of telemarketing calls have all been blocked, and its worked pretty well so far.

    For those who wouldn't want an actual PBX (here's one on ebay currently $33), several companys make similar things that basically do same thing, without the main function of a PBX, for about $130.

  113. What if no one's there? by Vlastyn · · Score: 1

    My question is: what do you do about daily "out of area" calls that have no one on the other end? More like 5-10 calls per day, every day. I'm guessing they're gathering statistics on when people are home. Can't really tell them to stop, and my phone company (Verizon) says 1) it's legal because it's not before 9am or after 9pm and 2) I can't block "out of area" calls.

    Actually what my phone company suggested is that I purchase their call intercept service, which asks out of area callers for a name before ringing your line. But that's too fucked up. How do I know it's not the phone company making the calls so that I buy their stupid service? I said they could either disconnect my line or give me the service free, and they disconnected my line. oh well ;)

  114. Parents & Grandparents by l810c · · Score: 1

    These opt out lists are becomming more common. When they make it to your State(Or Nationally), take the time to register your parents and expecially grandparents. These telemarketers pray ont he elderly.

  115. Gee, anti-spam laws will really do a lot... by tuxlove · · Score: 1

    ...to stop those Klez virus emails from filling my mailbox. Someone should pass a law banning those.

  116. Who needs anti-telemarketing laws anyway? by tuxlove · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since I signed up for the "Privacy Manager" service offered by Pacific Bell, I haven't gotten a single telemarket call. It blocks out people who don't have their caller ID exposed, requiring them to turn it on (at a prompt) or to speak their name so their call can be screened. Telemarketers never make it past the service, because their computerized dialers can't deal with it properly.

    Some idiot in the CA assembly has proposed a state law to force telemarketers to reveal their caller ID so consumers can screen them out manually. This would totally hose me, because then they'd skate past the privacy manager prompt. Yes, I'd be able to see who's calling (how much you want to bet that the caller ID info would be "misleading" anyway?), but the main problem is that the phone would actually ring, requiring me to pick it up. I haven't gotten a telemarket call in the 8 months or so since signing up for the service. I used to get 5-10 a day, and I don't want to experience that again even if it only means checking the caller ID window on my phone.

    If they want to pass an anti-telemarketing law, it should be one that forces telemarketers to keep their caller ID hidden and that forces the telephone company to offer Privacy Manager to everyone free of cost. Otherwise, don't f*ck with a beautiful thing!!

  117. The evasive no-call list by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Often, the company actually calling you has been outsourced one or more levels so it's not enough to get on that particular telemarketing company's no-call list. You also have to get on the no call list of the company or companies they are representing. If you've ever tried this, then you know that you often have to talk to one of the shift managers or one of their managers.

    Be sure to get the relevant names of the companies, date and time of the call and one or two other tidbits: some states offer $400-$500 fine for offending companies that call back.

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  118. The Number Game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had Caller ID for a few years early on. It did not work as advetised by US West/Qwest. Being a former Navy Radioman, and currently licensed Amateur Radio Operator, I have a simple and cheap solution for computer dialed machines. It works like this; most people can not tell the difference between DTMF tones and Computer/Fax Modems. When you answer the phone, say "Hello" quickly, if not reply, it's a computer dialer. At this point pick a number (0-9,*,#) and press it until they hang up. The person on the other end makes the number as a fax, and you are never called again. It will take sometime to get off all lists. And it is cheaper the that ZAPPER Thingy.

  119. Qwest's Anonymous Call Reject by cjsteele · · Score: 1

    When I moved in to my new place close to a year ago, I went through the regular hassle of setting up my utilities. I was setting up my telephone service and was asked if I wanted the "anonymous call reject" feature. Not knowing what that was, I asked the sales person.

    The reply I got piqued my interest... he said, "basically, it cuts in on unknown calls (i.e. those who's caller ID comes up as "Unknown") and plays a message to the effect of 'if you're a telemarketer, hang-up now, otherwise please enter your telephone number'."

    They offered the service to me free for three months as a trial, so I said, Okay. Well, of course I forgot about it after the three months and it stayed on our account. After about six months, I had expected to begin getting unsolicited calls, but none came. NONE. I mean, I couldn't believe it. We've lived here for over a year and haven't gotten ANY unsolicited calls!

    You don't need fancy legislation, or high-tech gizmos, just "anonymous call reject" from Qwest! (Do I sound like a commercial yet, or should I let my dirvel run on a bit longer? Okay, I'll stop.)

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    1. Re:Qwest's Anonymous Call Reject by clearcache · · Score: 2

      We contemplated getting this service from Qwest, as well. It sounds interesting, but since Qwest is one of the companies actively selling our phone number and personal information to other companies, we decided not to allow them to profit doubly off of us.

  120. just whistle by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

    Back in the day - I mean the day of rotary phones here, when "dialing" actually described how you selected who you wanted to call - my grandmother used to keep a very, very loud whistle next to the phone. Obscence or harassing phone callers were greeted with a blast into the mouthpiece.

    I'm starting to wonder if the same idea might not be the best strategy for dealing with telemarketers...

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  121. And if you live in Canada? by alexo · · Score: 1

    Are there any resources for us up there?

  122. This just in.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hillary Rosen (RIAA Goon Squad)and Jack Valente (MPAA Bufoon) hosted a party attended by executives and representatives of the Telemarketing Industry.

    RosenValente reportedly were successful in convincing the Telemarketers to begin donating to their Congresscritters so as to ammend the DMCA to make the TeleZapper a circumvention device, and thus illegal.

    Also, RosenValente reportedly convinced the Telemarketers to press congress to promote the "Truth in Responding to Telemarketing Calls Act", wherein it will now be a Felony to mislead telemarketers when they call you. Parotting, Delaying, Swearing, and Asking Idiotic Questions will all be actionable offenses punishable by 6 years in prison (mandatory minimum) and $10,000 fine.

    RosenValente also convinced the Telemarketers to press congress for a royalty on each Telezapper sold (or sit tone downloaded) to compensate them for lost profits. DRM on downloaded SIT tones are currently being worked out - you'll be required to pay per use for playing the SIT tones against Telemarketers.

  123. It's more difficult than that... by jbayes · · Score: 1

    Sounds great, but...

    • After you ask to be put on their do not call list, they are allowed to call you once per year. That means that you are going to have to prove that they called you three times in a row.
    • You are going to have no end of trouble trying to sue them in small claims court if they are calling from another state. They know this, and hence they often call from another state. There is no way to serve them if you are in California and they are in, say, Utah. The only way to do it is registered mail (the Sheriff won't do it), and the clerk won't send registered mail out of state.
    • Of course, you could get a lawyer and sue them in Federal court. That is, if you want to make a Federal case out of it. *rimshot*
    • But even if you do that, even if you pay for a lawyer and all the filing fees and waste days of your time in court, you *still* have to enforce the judgement against them (i.e. collect the money).

    If you want to go through all that, great, more power to you. But it's too much trouble for me.

    On the other hand, if you're a lawyer who's looking for something to do and you want to do the legwork on a suit, I'd be glad to sign over 90% of anything you can collect...

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  124. Geo Fix: Hawaii & Answer Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The vast majority of telemarketing services are run from the (US) Central or Eastern time zones. It evidently doesn't occur to these outfits that "dinnertime" calls to the 808 area code is just after lunch local time. In Arizona, I was hammered with calls. In Hawaii, I get virtually none. Since most of the auto dial up systems and human operators hang up on an answering machine, the worst I have to deal with is to clear a few blocked calls from Caller ID when I get home.

    Unfortunately, it seems that AT&T has broken the code, and nails me when I pick up before checking the caller. However, that only works out to maybe a call every few months.

  125. Can't afford one by shaldannon · · Score: 2

    and I'm still looking for a gf...besides...one doesn't usually have one's secretary living in one's house...at least, not that I'm aware of...

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  126. Wrong by Steve+B · · Score: 2

    Suppressing theft of service (I, not some telemarketer, pay for my own phone line), trespass (I want them out of my premeses), and harassment are well within the proper sphere of government, troll.

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