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  1. Re:nothing teaches physics... on Gadgets For a Budding Geek? · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, he goes by Ghandi 2. As in, no more Mr. Passive Resistance.

  2. Hydrodynamics? Bah. on Scientists Discover Why Sharks Can Swim So Fast · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nothing complicated here. They move fast because they're hungry.

  3. Re:No problem on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    No no, it just incremented the number of ballot sheets it had been fed. Actually displaying the vote tallies in real time would be insanely illegal, wouldn't it?

  4. Re:I hope not on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 1

    Yeah, my wife joked that the Diebold machine was actually a paper shredder. I laughed at the time, but the more I think about it, the less funny that is.

  5. No problem on Discuss the US Presidential Election · · Score: 4, Informative

    Voted in western IL about 20 minutes ago. No lines (but lots of people), 8 polling booths, paper ballots filled out with a marker. A rather menacing-looking Diebold machine increased its displayed tally when I fed it my ballot.

    All in all I hope everyone's voting experience was as painless as mine.

  6. Re:Mars: on NASA Orbiter Reveals Details of a Moister Mars · · Score: 5, Funny

    Venus: What The Earth Will Look Like If We Fuck Up Too Much In The Other Direction

  7. Re:More Cases Than Just This on WV Voters Say Machines Are Switching Votes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After watching the video, I can say with near-certainty that this is a calibration issue COMBINED with poor UI. The buttons you have to hit are narrow (not much taller than the finger hitting them), and they are arranged one on top of the other. Obviously whoever designed these has NEVER worked with a touchscreen before. You simply can't do designs like that on a touchscreen. Buttons must be large on both X and Y, and they must be a fair distance from each other. Touchscreens ALWAYS lose calibration.

  8. Re:More Cases Than Just This on WV Voters Say Machines Are Switching Votes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is it illegal for someone to take a cellphone into the booth and record this happening? A couple of youtube videos would probably raise public awareness of the problem and encourage a fix, whatever the problem is (having worked with a LOT of touchscreens in the past, I'm going to guess it's a calibration and/or screen angling issue).

  9. Re:Don't encourage the crackers... on Nintendo's Homebrew-Blocking Update Hacked · · Score: 1

    It's called "game rental". Learn it. Use it. Love it. Avoid buying crap like "Starfox Adventures".

  10. Re:Cause & Effect on UK UFO Sightings Declassified, Still No Intergalactic Relations · · Score: 1

    Something that's always bothered me about Alien sightings and 'abductions' is that the sightings really didn't kick off until 1897 which coincides closely with the release of the War of the Worlds. And, interestingly enough, alien abductions didn't really take off until the 1960s when movies about abductions had been in circulation since the 50s (as any devout MST3K fan knows).

    And what's even more interesting is that, long before 1897, humans were being abducted/visited/molested in their sleep by an amazing variety of fairies, Sidhe, elves, devils, succubi, incubi, djinn (djinns? djinni?), demons and, if you go back far enough, gods.

    Either aliens have been playing catch-and-release with us for much of human history, or one of the many things that binds us to our fellow man is a tendency to dream of supernatural beings doing unspeakable things to us.

  11. Corruption opportunity on New State Laws Could Make Encryption Widespread · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that specific software will be endorsed and/or required to meet this new requirement? Probably whichever one spends the most money to "demonstrate" its capabilities to the lawmakers by treating them all to free vacations in the Bahamas. How much do you want to bet that a free solution like Truecrypt just won't meet the "standards" set by this new law?

  12. Re:Why on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 1

    Be fair, mosquitoes and their larva are very important food sources for other animals.

    So grind up spammers and feed them to pigs! We need more bacon!

  13. Not interested on Otherland MMO Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wake me up when a mutant is using hypnotic mind-control to make me believe I'm actually in the game. Until then I don't think this is going to be a particularly compelling MMORPG.

  14. Re:Jurisdiction? on State of Kentucky Seizes Control of 141 Domain Names · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Naturally, I cannot find the quote now, but I remember hearing yesterday (I want to say it was on the BBC world service) that the judge involved "was aware that the ruling could affect other countries' access to the gambling sites, but said he was only concerned with Kentucky.".

    In other words, he knew perfectly well what he was doing was going to affect people outside KY and he did it anyway. Can't we do something do him for that?

  15. "Hacker" on Palin Email Hacker Found · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So "hacking" now includes password guessing?

  16. How gracious of them on EA Patches Spore, Eases DRM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wonder if they actually believe this is going to change how people feel about the DRM, or if they just don't care and are trying to curb the Amazon comments?

  17. All of this could have been avoided on Asus Ships Cracking Software On Recovery DVD · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only they'd used 7zip instead! Oh, you fools!

  18. Re:NO NO NO on Colfer Asked To Write Sixth HHGTTG Book · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow, I actually threw up in my mouth a little!

    BraVO!

  19. Re:Realism on Et Tu, Mozilla? Firefox 3 To Get Privacy Mode · · Score: 1

    You want the Tor Button plugin + NoScript, then.

  20. Re:im tired of liberals on Black Box Voting 2008 Election Protection Toolkit · · Score: 1

    Of course, that assumes the almost uniformly Republican-favoring "errors" found in the 2000 and 2004 elections are actually "mistakes" on Diebold's part. I outgrew most conspiracy theories years ago, and yet I find that part of my brain giving off all kinds of warning signals as we approach this most important election...

  21. This seems contraindicated on RealNetworks To Introduce a Simple DVD Copier · · Score: 1

    So, from the studios' point of view, not only is this facilitating piracy, but RealNetworks is profiting by it? That sounds like a real winner.

    This might be explained in TFA but I don't have time to Bugmenot the NYTimes right now.

  22. Re:Snake Oil on Smilin' Bob Not Smilin' Anymore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Quit bitching and just knot it around your waist like the rest of us :)

  23. Re:Obama Lin Biden on The Year of the Political Blogger · · Score: 1

    You should make that a bumper sticker. I guarantee you'll have buyers.

  24. Re:Everyone else sucks, but not me. on Support Grows For Blanket Music Licensing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What worries me is that the recording companies will now scrape the bottom of the barrel for talent

    Funny, they've been doing that for years and people have paid voluntarily for it.

  25. Re:Ow ow ow. on A Good Reason To Go Full-Time SSL For Gmail · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine in college used to make the phrase work well for him: "I could care less, but it would take too much effort."