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  1. Re:Jut need to So ignoring the loss on each Ps3, s on PS3 Finally Ready to Rumble? · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid you've made that rather hard to ignore.

  2. I'm firing up ktorrent on VR Game Ties Depression To Brain Area · · Score: 1

    Anyone seeding this game?

  3. Re:please... on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    I took this from the afforementioned article you provided:

    Although sand may be technically countable, no one ever does; hence, the less sand we find in our beach bag, the better.

    I believe the same applies.

  4. Re:I realize that this post is supposed to be a jo on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    Sorry sir, I don't mean to be on your lawn, but I wanted to let you know that if you click here: http://slashdot.org/users.pl?op=editcomm and scroll down (use the page down, or "arrow" key) to the section marked Reason Modifier you can set all Funny comments to have a -4 rating added to their scores, effectively filtering them from the other comments. I'll let you get back to walking up hill in the snow, sorry to take your time.

  5. Re:It sucks. on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well yeah, everyone knows spelling bees are the phirst to go...
    wait, phirst? Uh, oh...

  6. Re:Children have little fingers on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't matter you insensitive clod!

  7. Re:please... on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    Are you going to count all the seeds and plants? No? Thyen let's allow the use of less this time, shall we?

  8. Re:It's Global Warming! on Vanishing Honeybees Will Affect Future Crops · · Score: 1

    Hopefully thats been taken care of, thanks to the bitter ass cold we've had here lately...

  9. Re:it can work... sometimes on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    I have been garden against such thoughts

  10. Re:it can work... sometimes on Konami Slot Machines Flashing Subliminal Messages? · · Score: 1

    That is sow not funny.

  11. No one mentions Magic candle on The History of Computer RPGs · · Score: 1

    I loved Magic Candle III; I always wonder why people don't mention it when making lists like these.

  12. Re:Why? on Where Are All of the HDTV Tuners? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time on prison brake:

    Junior Guard: "Oh no!! The prison is out of control! Help!!!"

    Senior Guard: "We must stop this prison at once! Call the commisioner!"

    (crashing sounds, scraping metal)

    Junior Guard: "Theres no time! We can't stop it!!"

    (prisoner 4812 enters the room)

    Prisoner 4812: "I can stop this prison. Using the brake."

    Senior Guard: "You? But, you are a prisoner! Exactly why should I trust you?!?"

    Prisoner 4812: "Because I'm the only one who can stop this prison, dammit!"

    (more crashing sounds, ground shakes uncontrollably)

    Senior Guard: "Make it so."

    Will they stop the prison in time? Will prisoner 4812 double cross the senior guard?
    Patrick Stewart guest stars in an unforgettable episode of Prison Brake!

  13. creates a complicated seating plan, plays sudoku on Quantum Computer Demoed, Plays Sudoku · · Score: 1

    Big deal, I can do that already by myself.

  14. Re:Welcome to the ME society. on Amazon Adjusts Prices After Sales Error · · Score: 1

    what is that, 10% compounded monthly over the (roughly) 6 years he has been active?

  15. Re:The fact that he's a blogger is beside the poin on Interview With Jailed Video Blogger Josh Wolf · · Score: 1

    How do you know about the big round dome?!? or lobbyists?!!! stay where you are, someone will aprehend^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hmeet you shortly...

  16. Re:Missing links? on The Economist, DVD Jon On Apple's DRM Stand · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hell, I didn't even read the headline!

  17. Re:they mean... on Manhunt 2 Confirmed for Wii · · Score: 1

    way to kill a joke. I'm calling Jack thompson on you!

  18. Re:Canadian Health Care System on Cheap, Safe, Patentless Cancer Drug Discovered · · Score: 1

    Keeping all the people who would have died of cancer in your economy would also keep it nice and healthy.

    wrong!
    Overpopulation hurts the economy as much as underpopulation

  19. Re:24 on Aqua Teen Stunt Costs Turner and Agency $2M · · Score: 1

    I took the job that I did because around 9/11, I felt the need to 'do for my country', blah blah blah

    That's hilarious that you took the effort to get a job to "do for your country", but you couldn't even take the effort to complete a sentence about doing so.

  20. Re:What comes in mind when making this ad? on Aqua Teen Stunt Costs Turner and Agency $2M · · Score: 1

    So if you are use your common sense.

    Unfortunately, that was what shut down the city in the first place...

  21. Re:from a Bostonian on Aqua Teen Hunger Force Brings Boston to a Halt · · Score: 1

    They use pen-names that sound uber-cool, and lots of hip artist-y language

    Good dectective work SuperBanana!

  22. Re:Find a college that takes life experience on Would a CS Degree Be Good for Someone Over 30? · · Score: 1

    Can you translate that?

  23. Searching the search engines for "search engine" on Why "Yahoo" Is The #1 Search Term On Google · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Anyone else do a search for the term "search engine"?
    Yahoo's #1 return is google, but googles #1 return is msn search (who shows google as it's #1 for this search)

  24. Re:What matters on OS Comparisons From the BBC · · Score: 1

    You are an idiot. Please look at the timelines of the software you are touting as superior, and compare to the linux "equivalents". At this point there are only minor (yes cmyk support is minor! major is saying I only have a F/OSS version of MS paint) things lacking in most linux applications. Granted professional users will go with what will best fit their needs, but the average consumer is going to go with the OS and software that has the most exposure. And if you continually disparage F/OSS offerrings, you are basically advertising for the (mainstream) commercial versions. Additionally, this helps to keep commercial userbases high and stifles exposure of F/OSS applications, which in turn slows development and improvement on said F/OSS applications. In essence, by complaining about the lack of specific functionality in F/OSS, you are helping to keep that functionality out of F/OSS.

  25. liar! on OS Comparisons From the BBC · · Score: 1

    For goodness sake a Linux user that I work with said he was going to buy Vista just because he thought the box looks cool.

    Yeah righ, linux users buy software...

    (ducks)