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  1. Re:Who cares? on Some Truth to Wii as GameCube 1.5? · · Score: 1

    I believe that was the geek equivalent of "it's not the size of the waves it's the motion of the ocean."

  2. Re:Way to go, Mark on No Wine for Dell Ubuntu Users, Says Shuttleworth · · Score: 1

    While I agree with your reasoning, I am sure that the decision to not include wine wasn't so much a decision by Mark Shuttleworth, but rather through pressure from Microsoft on Dell that came up in negotiations with Ubuntu. It's not like Mark said "hey were not doing wine"; the interviewer asked him about installing wine, and he responded with " we (ubuntu) are not going to preinstall wine."

    BTW what kind of crap podcast is this? I felt like I was eavesdropping on their lunch. talking about their salad? They couldn't pick a quieter place to record a conversation? No transcript?

  3. Re:My sysadmin is the greatest! on Are Sysadmins Really that Bad? · · Score: 1

    umm...
    s/#/@

    there, now it's funny

  4. I've got a question: Shut up! on Harvard Prof Says Computers Need to Forget · · Score: 1

    My first thought is to say shut up old man; I bet your grandfather felt people shouldn't get their news from the newspaper and telegraph. I am sure that the youngwer generations, having lived in a world where ANYTHING can be recorded for future indemnification, will be more concious as to what they do in public. Then I remembered my teenage years. While it doesn't change my thoughts about this old coot complaining about short skirts and "touch dancing", it changes my reasoning thusly: If EVERYONE has embarrassing/incriminating dirt in their past (which they do), and anyone can bring that up for anyone else to see, it will lose it's power. I realize this is the "if everyone owned a gun" argument, but it applies here better after all, if everyone used their guns we would all die, but if everyone uses their dirt, we just all end up dirty.

  5. Re:Command-line FTP on Big Red Button Disasters? · · Score: 1

    20.000 people? that is one high precision head counter script.

  6. Re:But... on Ubuntu Mobile Announced · · Score: 1

    score: -1 wet blanket

  7. Re:Oy ... on Transform a Regular LCD Into a Touchscreen · · Score: 1

    Ugh. There are so many things wrong with that video. First off the device is to well packaged to be a prototype, and it seems pretty obvious from the response of the mouse (and the car and the helicopter) that the girl is either a: being told what to do with her hands, or b: has been practising a prescribed set of movements. This means that it doesn't even qualify as a proof of concept video; it barely qualifies as geeky fantasy. Secondly, whoever made this video thinks that their (non-existant and unproven) technology must be the best idea ever to have chosen "take my breath away" as their soundtrack. It's not like no one thought of this concept before, hell even Johnny Mnemonic had this sort of techenology and that was 12 years ago! In short never post a link to that video again. I currently have mod points, but there doesn't seem to be a selection for "-1 link supplied makes youo feel like someone wiped a bogie on your neck."

  8. Re:What if on Steve Jobs Personally Resolves Customer Complaint · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You just made my fan list, sir!

  9. Re:What's a whurly? on Seven Reasons Microsoft Loves Open Source · · Score: 1

    Don't make me sow everyone your diary, steve pun.

  10. Re:Wow on Sony Rejects PS3 Price Cuts · · Score: 1

    4) there is no number 4

    stop wasting my internets! You think tube trucks grow on trees?!?

  11. Re:Oh I see how it is on Interview With Mark Shuttleworth · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to get home and sudo apt-get install you. Best soviet joke ever.

  12. Re:Overclocking? on Intel's Single Thread Acceleration · · Score: 1

    I think a more coherent sig might be:
    In soviet russia, Overlord welcomes you, and PROFIT!

  13. Re:The Plants Are Right to Laugh at You, Ralph on Photosynthesis May Rely On Quantum Effect · · Score: 1

    This needs to be submitted to the fortune database.

  14. Wierd dreams... on Top 10 'Most Influential' Amiga Games · · Score: 1

    Jeez, what the hell was that all about? Good gameplay, hard as hell, man eating balls; it took me a full day to figure out the cotton candy machine, and that was the very first screen!

  15. Re:Developer Certs v. Code Samples on O'Reilly Opens Online Tech School · · Score: 1

    I am the person you are describing, and you have just won me over.

  16. Re:that and a ham sandwich... on O'Reilly Opens Online Tech School · · Score: 1

    This CEU/"certificate of professional development" and a ham sandwich at an interview would get me something to eat.

    That's really not true!! If I was interviewing you, I would take your ham sandwich just for wasting my time.

  17. Re:Wait, what? on Miyamoto Gives Advice to Game Design Hopefuls · · Score: 1

    I wish I was an NPC...

  18. Re:"The blurb for TMNT is retro-tastic" on Downloadable Content This Week - Zuma Clone, TMNT · · Score: 1

    Uhh, I always considered BC to be in my top 5 favorite games, and while I thought it was challenging, I never thought it too hard by any stretch of the imagination. Then again I never beat Master Blaster, so take that with a grain of salt.(Dammit! I'm still mad about that Master Blaster! I can't believe anyone ever beat that game!)

  19. Re:Whistle on NFL Caught Abusing the DMCA · · Score: 1

    Duh! That's why it's funny!

  20. Re:Then Microsoft realized... on Microsoft Tracks Down Mass Fake Web Pages · · Score: 1

    If anyone would know it would be you two: Is it possible to get a +5 Offtopic?

  21. Re:When Americans do that, it's "Outsourcing" on The Air Car Nears Completion · · Score: 1

    We have a [...] population that consumes news without question from biased sources that spew [...]propaganda

    Thank you for telling me that, I will remember the information you have spew^H^H^H^Hprovided here.

  22. Re:Verizon! on What are the Best Cell Phone Services in the US? · · Score: 1

    Try it like this:

    I like the "Teaching remedial math to call-centre employees" service that Verizon recently offered. I think it's got a great future.[/snark]

  23. Re:We have those here? on What are the Best Cell Phone Services in the US? · · Score: 1

    You use a three hundred dollar PDA for phone calls only? Want to trade? My cell phone can dial nuimbers like a champ!

  24. Re:ya but on 30 Days With Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    *Cough* Vultures Eye *Cough*

  25. Re:Hardware is following the same trend on Security Software Costs More to Renew Than Buy New · · Score: 1

    You deserve to be modded up for that one...