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  1. Re:MS Chat? on Instant Messaging Goes Graphical · · Score: 1, Funny

    A silent death? Are you sure, I thought they had text-to-speech for those things? (Granted, most text-to-speech engines scream like a little robot.) You'd think they'd at least put a really good wav scream in the uninstall. Bah!

  2. Re:Always at Neuroscience on Animal Robots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Were their papers and presentations any good?

  3. Patent and licencing mudwrestling! on RFID Not Just for Kids · · Score: 1
    Nah, that's not delectation and delight.

    Legal fight-fight-fight!

    Now that's entertainment!

  4. Re:Everybody's happy on War of the Worlds Remake Already Shot Overseas · · Score: 1
    The Artsy Fartsy crowd is just as bad as the Nascar Crowd.

    An artsy-fartsy art critic deconstructing a NASCAR race would be interesting and fun for everyone--especially when the art critic gets his skull bashed in at the end when he's talking about the message the driver was trying to convey.

  5. Re:LOL on War of the Worlds Remake Already Shot Overseas · · Score: 1
    Notice how there's been no ET2

    Didn't need to be. Look at how many different versions of it have been released. (Even an extended version released in the theaters.)

  6. Re:Wasting precious resources on Hot Rod Job For SpaceShipOne · · Score: 5, Informative
    The nitrous oxide is the oxidizer, they use rubber for fuel.
    SpaceShipOne uses a hybrid rocket engine that uses both liquid and solid propellant to propel it into space. The complete system consists of a liquid nitrous oxide (or laughing gas) oxidizer and a solid form of rubber fuel, which are burned together for about 76 seconds during an average flight, Benson said.
    They really are burning rubber into space.
  7. Re:OT: where is that from? on Universal Emulators Return · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Many religions and cultures believe that it's BS all the way down.

  8. Re:Sometimes Enough is Just Enough on SVP : More Video Anti-Copying Technology · · Score: 1

    It's in reaction to those damned move theater ads, but I think you'd enjoy Who Watches Movies?

  9. Re:So much for CyberPunk on SVP : More Video Anti-Copying Technology · · Score: 1
    Handy for muggers and bank-robbers eh? Set the licence fee way up high. It won't always work, of course:

    "Could you describe the guy?"
    "No, but I got his copyright registration number."

  10. So much for CyberPunk on SVP : More Video Anti-Copying Technology · · Score: 5, Funny

    When we finally do get those implanted Nikon eyeballs, they'll probably come with anti-piracy chips. (The country-code would be a bitch on business trips.)

  11. Re:Circle of jerk on Home Defense, Geek Style? · · Score: 1

    Tibetan monk chanting works great to scare off bible-humpers.

  12. Re:voting probs on Dave Barry on Electronic Voting · · Score: 1

    Umm, was that introduced in the last election because I don't remember using anything like that. (Before it became part of Great Toronto, I lived in the lower dangling part of North York.)

  13. Re:Great, but only streaming? on New Trailer For Upcoming Hitchhiker's Episodes · · Score: 1

    You're not going to listen to it in real time? Slartibartfast will be quite disappointed.

  14. Re:Febreze!! on Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've seen the commercials. The drugs in that stuff keep people opening their closets for another snort until they faint and fall over.

  15. Re:Extended? on Extended RotK Expected December 14 · · Score: 2, Funny

    And do we get to see the version where Frodo shot first?

  16. Re:A sequence of events on 3D Chocolate Printer Made from Legos? · · Score: 1

    Who needs a whole printer? A drum, a hose and a pump will do me just fine! Mmmmm...

  17. Re:John Carter !! on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Could be. I don't remember if you were supposed to grab your own or the other guy's metals to do the slapping with. (Since Martian women laid eggs, who knows. I dunno you know?)

  18. Re:John Carter definitely R-rated on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Brutal encounter tables. Also the green martians only aimed at the flyers that were radiating the aura of Player Characterness.

  19. Re:John Carter !! on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow · · Score: 1
    There was a Barsoomian role-playing game. On the Social Interaction with a Princess table, a bad result was "You accidently spill your dessert down the front of her dress.*" (* With a footnote that Martian princesses wore topless dresses.)

    Also, Barsoonian warriors challenged each other by grabbing their metals* and slapping the other in the face with them. (* metal shorts and harness that were all males wore.)

    I can see why John Norman did a cheap S&M knockoff of it. Too bad he went completely off the rails after the third Gor book or so.

  20. Re:Burroghs Mars books Filmed??? on Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Princess of Helium and most beautiful (egg-laying) woman on Barsoom.

  21. Re:Remember kids: on Robot Walks on Water · · Score: 1

    It's all part of my cunning plan...

  22. Re:Umm, yes, but... on Robot Walks on Water · · Score: 1

    It would get kind of wet the moment it got close to any chemical that decreased surface tension.

  23. Remember kids: on Robot Walks on Water · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you're ever chased by water-walking killer robots from the future, just throw some soap or detergent in the water to mess up the surface tension. They never plan for that! (This might also work for water-walking religous figures, but I wouldn't recommend it.)

  24. Re:Rhetorical question: on 20,000 Zombie PCs -- $3000 · · Score: 1

    I'd say, "Thank you very much, but I've already got one." :) Look at that bank phish incident; the OS was irrelevant. There's always going to be a security 'hole sitting at the keyboard.

  25. Re:Rhetorical question: on 20,000 Zombie PCs -- $3000 · · Score: 1
    The flashing web page that told them they might have a virus gave them exact instructions on how to do it. :^) (Yes, it's unlikely; but Great Cthulhu's Knickers!, I'm still boggled by the idea that someone would install a trojan from a passworded zip file.)

    I was mainly thinking of some existing file with those attributes (mis)set. They're rare, but all it takes is one. Back when I ran a BBS with shell access, you can bet that I regularly scanned for stuff like that. Rooting a system from a user account is a different game than from an external exploit.