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  1. Re:Forget viruses... on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 1
    I'm not worried.

    try
    mainbiohandler;
    except
    on E: EBioError do
    begin
    DeliverTranks;
    PhoneHome('We''re hosed man! '+E.Message);
    end;
    end;

    I can't be worried.

  2. Re:Logical sequencing? on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with a Turing machine with a double-helix tape?

  3. Re:Well, I see potential on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 1
    Especially if you owe big weekly payments to your friendly lungshark.

    Or a twist for tv show plots: "This man will die unless we can get him to an ATM!"

  4. Re:Well, I see potential on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What they need is a protection system so that if the computer doesn't get regular external "handshakes", it'll shut itself down. (This is not for your safety, understand. This is so that the VIAA [Viagra Implant Association of America] can get its large licence fee.)

  5. Paging Steve Mann! on Enzyme Computer Could Live Inside You · · Score: 1

    Someone better tell Steve that wearable computers are so passé.

  6. Re:Ehh... on HD DVD to Screw Early HDTV Adopters · · Score: 1

    But babies crying and people coughing and walking in front of the screen is the best part of many movies, these days.

  7. Re:ahem... on CCD Image Sensor Inventors Win $500,000 Award · · Score: 1

    Say neighbour, what spelling error? (The story link is to cbc.ca)

  8. Re:Remember this on CCD Image Sensor Inventors Win $500,000 Award · · Score: 1

    I think there was a project in Byte magazine in the 80s that used an EPROM as a camera image sensor. I forget if it just used the erasing window or if you had to get the EPROM chip naked.

  9. Re:Phantom indeed! on Phantom Console Put on Hold · · Score: 1
    Wow, their big fat nothing disappeared into thin air!

    They should write a diet book.

  10. Party-time at Symantec Corp on Mac OS X Struck By Severe Security Hole · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Norton AntiVirus for Machintosh sales are finally going to take off! Yessss!"

  11. Re:Show your UberGeek status! on Interesting Wrist Watches? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would you need a watch to display the phase of the moon? Surely you know that already from Nethack.

  12. Re:Too bad... on PTO Requests Working Model of Warp Drive · · Score: 1
    most of the examiners in the electrical arts know more about electronics than you guys.

    Come on! It's not like you have to be Einstein to work in the patent office! ;)

  13. Re:of particular concern is who is notified first on Shortlist of Possible ET Addresses · · Score: 1

    Of course, those few individuals might be the first taken over by the Blight, or addicted to Aldebaran Hip-Hop music. (And you need at least three legs to dance to it...)

  14. Re:Just like Ringworld Engineers on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    No.

  15. Re:Might be useful for bikers on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1
    Another driver gave a report that the civic driver had been an aggressive jerk (note that he was a single person in the HOV [high occupancy] lane). My guess is that he wanted to slip over a lane, accelerated, looked right, looked forward and noticed the car in front was slowing, *oh sheet*ed, mashed the brakes and skidded. And then claimed he was stopped 2.6 seconds after he started to skid when "she hit me". An inexpensive solid-state flash helmetcam that keeps the last 30+ minutes of recording would have a lot buyers right now.

    If this flexible armor is soft and comfortable normally, it might encourage more people to wear it all the time, as well as covering more areas. (Although the t-shirt and beanie/no helmet crowd will probably keep trying for a Darwin.)

  16. Re:Meh... Color me unimpressed. on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    Jerk in an SUV or even a Honda Civic (helmetcam video)

  17. Re:impressive? on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    Better make sure the field is off when you go to the store checkout, or you'll really pay for it! Beep beep *BOOM*!

  18. Might be useful for bikers on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1
    Because you never know when someone is going to do something really really stupid! (steaming video) FYI: Dawn, the rider, escaped without broken bones thanks, in part, to good gear with armor. (I'm not going link her site for slashdotting on top of all the people who saw the video who checked to see if she was okay.)

    I guess it wouldn't do for helmet padding, which compresses to suck up the force that would otherwise go to the head. (Easier to buy a new helmet than a new head.)

  19. Re:Just like Ringworld Engineers on Flexible Body Armor · · Score: 1

    Or the suit the As-A-Shade-Of-Purple-Grey was wearing in The Flying Sorcerers.

  20. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't on Policing Porn Isn't Part of The Job · · Score: 2, Interesting
    They were officers of the security division of Montgomery County's Homeland Security Department, an unarmed force that patrols about 300 county buildings -- but is not responsible for enforcing obscenity laws.
    Were they even county officials or just rent-a-cops with delusions of grandeur that work for the county?

    Either way, they shouldn't be wearing "Homeland Security" props.

  21. Re:responsible design on MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You don't have to be cruel, you could play with their paranoia like this one. (Note: It's clean, but that's a code generated jpg, so who knowns what Slashdot detection hooks are in there.)

  22. Re:responsible design on MySpace To Be Made Safer For Users · · Score: 1

    Strange. I got the impression that all the pr0n sites hotlink to each other. There's maybe only a couple sites in world that actually have anything and all the rest of pictures are perpetually floating around the net due to cache latency. Or so I've heard.

  23. Re:It used to be Music on Graffiti Game Banned in Australia · · Score: 1
    Sen. Danforth: "There is nothing on the face of the album which would notify you if the record has pornographics material or material glorifying violence?"

    Tipper Gore: "No, there is nothing that would suggest that to me."

    Frank Zappa: "I would say that a buzz saw blade between the guy's legs on the album cover is good indication that it's not for little Johnny."

    -- The Senate Commerce Committee hearing on rock lyrics, from The Village Voice, 6 Oct 1985

    Now there was a guy who could puncture ass-hats.
  24. Re:Canada... on Canadians To Douse Chinese Firewall · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't be too sure about that. At least they would probably disagree.
    The CRTC is vested with the authority to regulate and supervise all aspects of the Canadian broadcasting system, as well as to regulate telecommunications common carriers and service providers that fall under federal jurisdiction. The CRTC derives its regulatory authority over broadcasting from the Broadcasting Act (S.C. 1991, c. 11, as amended). Its telecommunications regulatory powers are derived from the Telecommunications Act (S.C. 1993, c. 38, as amended) and the Bell Canada Act (S.C. 1987, c.19 as amended).
  25. Re:Monkeys on Scientist to Implant Electrode in His Own Brain? · · Score: 1
    With just a dash of Monty Python
    T. F. Gumby My brain hurts!