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Policing Porn Isn't Part of The Job

Rick Zeman wrote to mention a Washington Post article about an incident at a Bethesda library. Two uniformed men from a Homeland Security detachment made an announcement stating that pornography was not acceptable viewing at the library. They then questioned a patron's choice of reading material. From the article: "A librarian intervened, and the two men went into the library's work area to discuss the matter. A police officer arrived. In the end, no one had to step outside except the uniformed men. They were officers of the security division of Montgomery County's Homeland Security Department, an unarmed force that patrols about 300 county buildings -- but is not responsible for enforcing obscenity laws."

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  1. Free news articles by alanw · · Score: 2, Informative
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    1. Re:Free news articles by ForumTroll · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I didn't have to register. I clicked the link and read the story, no registration required and I've never signed up for any account at the Washington Post.

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    2. Re:Free news articles by pdhenry · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I may be wrong, but I think the Washington Post uses cookies to let you view a few articles before demanding registration.

    3. Re:Free news articles by ForumTroll · · Score: 0, Offtopic

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      A lot of registration-only news sites will let you in as googlebot. After all, they want to be indexed...Oh, and don't put in the [google.com] slashdot autolink bit.

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    5. Re:Free news articles by ForumTroll · · Score: 1

      That's a very convenient extension. Thank you.

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    6. Re:Free news articles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Informative

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    8. Re:Free news articles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's why you shouldn't have it set to Googlebot all the time. Just switch it over to it if you encounter difficulties entering a site to see if it works.

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    10. Re:Free news articles by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      ForumTroll: '"If you can speak of technical things only in technical terms, you do not understand them."- Albert Einstein'

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    11. Re:Free news articles by RevWhite · · Score: 0

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      So, how do you break

          "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; googlebot/2.1; +http://www.google.com/bot.html)"

      Down to:

      User Agent: ___
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      Platform: _____
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    13. Re:Free news articles by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Informative

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    14. Re:Free news articles by alanw · · Score: 1

      It's a bit of a late reply I'm afraid - I had a busy afternoon and was then over at the Astronomy Centre getting good views of Saturn and M42, but it seems that the reason that the Washington Post was asking me to register was something to do with my Privoxy settings - possibly "hide-user-agent".

    15. Re:Free news articles by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Or you can just use Seamonkey with Multizilla that lets you customize everything about your browser including user agents/referrer/tabs/etc.Much better IMO to have one extension to do it all then a whole bunch of little ones sucking memory.

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    16. Re:Free news articles by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Fucking script kiddie. >:(

      =D

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    17. Re:Free news articles by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > "If you can speak of technical things only in technical
      > terms, you do not understand them."- Albert Einstein

      Hence Slashdot descriptions of Natalie Portman only mentioning how hot she is, rather than that she is an Oscar-nominated actress.

      Oh, snaaap!

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    18. Re:Free news articles by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Hence the Oscar nominations for Natalie Portman who is hot, but not a very special actress.

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    19. Re:Free news articles by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Apparently both the sarcastic humor as well as the deliberate placement of emoticons, which this very article is about was lost on the moderator.

      See the GP had commented on how lazy he was and it was nice to find a link that gave him everything he needed. I made the script kiddie joke in this context combined with the larger need-of-emoticon context and... ...well, why bother. Hopefully a metamod'll handle this with a gun in an alley.

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  2. Neat! by wren337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they get to wear brown shirts too?

    1. Re:Neat! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

      So now we have our own versions of the Muslim world's "Morality Police"?

      The main problem I have with the GOP is this damn puritanism. This is the 21st century, dammit! If we force our views (actually their views, not mine. I have TB's of pr0n) on others, how are we better than the damn Islamist's?

      The GOP is liable to take it up the ass big time in November. Hopefully this will clear out some of the ancient old farts so we can later elect younger pols with more of a Libertarian bent.

      But I'm not holding my breath...

    2. Re:Neat! by luvirini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Indeed... there is not much difference between one form of religious nut and other.. in both cases those people try to force their views on others..

    3. Re:Neat! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1, Funny
      I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

      Wow, how long has the Cthulu party been active?

      You cannot possibly be referring to that quaint democratic party that hasn't had a shred of power in six years...?

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    4. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it is a bit odd that the US government is all upset about the Vice and Virtue squads of certain middle eastern countries, but then have no apparent problem with a similar program being part of the homeland security department.

      Sure they might not be exactlly the same, here they crack down on the "immorality" of pornography and not how women dress or what they do (even thou I'm sure that is part of the p0rn problem to). If this goes unchecked how far of are one from the REAL thing?

    5. Re:Neat! by smokin_juan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      lesser of two evils, etc.

      These situations will not improve until people learn to count higher than two.

    6. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post can't be marked insightfully enough.

    7. Re:Neat! by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the "hostile work environment" scam currently being used by Democrats and lawyers to eliminate anything in the workplace that might offend a person with extremely delicate sensibilities.

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    8. Re:Neat! by luvirini · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I do not mean most christians.. I meant the fundamentalist christians.. listening to some of them is very close to listening to a very hard line mullah..

      Most christians or muslism are not that hardline, but seems that the hardliners do have way too much media publicity.

    9. Re:Neat! by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      I think the main problem is that America has really only two political parties.

      "Party A has really screwed us over. Hopefully Party B will be better."

      And then reverse A and B once every 2/4 years.

      I suppose this is what the people want; really easy decisions.

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    10. Re:Neat! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The (Christian) "religious nuts" to which the GP refers don't recognise separation of church and state, either.

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    11. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great post

    12. Re:Neat! by ta+ma+de · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think the Republicans are Republicans any more. A few years ago I heard Rush Limbaugh say that fiscal conservancy was liberal value. The incubent Republicans have yet to provide more liberty, less government involvement, and fiscal conservancy. They have grown the government and have begun to insert endiscopes up our collective butts.

    13. Re:Neat! by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      Change to Libertarian. Libertarians love guns, money, and porn! I'm a Libertarian and it's a good party to work with, although I must say that in my state (NC), there's no chance of us doing a damned thing in the next 20 years.

    14. Re:Neat! by arivanov · · Score: 1

      The night watch is a division of the ministry of peace. Brown shirts are not mandatory. Armbands are.

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    15. Re:Neat! by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "in both cases those people try to force their views on others.."

      There are some people in EVERY community that try to force their views on others. Some Islamic people do it. Some Christian people do it. You get in from Republicans, you get it from Democrats. You get it from straight people, you get it from gay people. You get it from Conservatives, you get it from liberals.

      Notice I said "some" not "all".

      The problem comes in when people are utterly convinced they're right, and the other side are evil for not believing that opinion.

      Demonizing the other side is not right, and will get us no where.

    16. Re:Neat! by osgeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem can't be just blamed on the extremists.

      If moderate Christians would stand up and tell Jerry Falwell to shove his bigotted ideas up his ass, Christians wouldn't have such an increasingly bad reputation. If moderate Muslims would *actively* work against the extremist mullahs (I'm not just talking about issuing press statements), then Muslims wouldn't have such an increasingly bad reputation.

      The same can be said for Republicans, Democrats, and Cthulus -- the uneducated masses of voters that give the extremists the power are every bit as much to blame as the extremists themselves.

    17. Re:Neat! by deanj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, considering Michael Copps, a Democrat member of the FCC, has almost single handedly driven the Janet Jackson thing to the extreme on TV and radio, and Jonathan Adelstein (also a Democrat) has been pushing for revoking the licenses of radio stations because of his interpretation of obscenity laws then yes, the Democrats have some responsibility for this. That's all in the last five years.

      There is more of this too....you know those quaint little stickers on CDs? Tipper Gore's (Al's squeeze), was leading the charge on that back in the day.

      This isn't a "one side is doing it and not the other" thing.

    18. Re:Neat! by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      WTF does this have to do with the GOP? This occured in Montgomery county, with local Montgomery county officials who were acting outside of the law. This has nothing to do with the Bush Administration or the GOP in general.

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    19. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ...because you just sit around looking at porn and polishing your guns?

    20. Re:Neat! by Salo2112 · · Score: 1

      RTFA: *MONTGOMERY COUNTY* Homeland Security - Maryland, blue state.

    21. Re:Neat! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 1

      One Republican to another, you're right. The fundamentalists embarrass the rest of us. I would vote libertarian, but I think the best chance for getting a libertarian in office is through the GOP. Sigh.

    22. Re:Neat! by jc42 · · Score: 1

      While it's easy to think of examples of most of these, I'm curious about including gays in the list. I can't recall ever hearing any gays try to force their views on others, except in the silly sense that they advocate a "live and let live" policy, which hardly qualifies as forcing anything on anyone. My wife and I (;-) have a number of gay friends, and we've never heard anything like this from any of them. Unless you consider objecting to assault or murder as "forcing their views on others".

      I have seen some of the obvious parody, of course But what gays have ever seriously advocated forcing their "lifestyle" on others?

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    23. Re:Neat! by TedCheshireAcad · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Democrats need to learn that while the constitution does protect your speech, it does not protect your feelings.

    24. Re:Neat! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      "Quaint democratic party"? I thought the U.S. only had plutocratic parties...

    25. Re:Neat! by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      I love Annie and Amy and Emily,
      I hope every lesbian learns to play guitar,
      But when it comes to special rights like family,
      I think marriage goes a bit too far.

      We're pushing and pushing,
      Still never forget,
      True equality, it hasn't happened yet,
      But don't point your finger at me,
      Take a look at my friends and you'll see.

      Stereotypes aren't for me,
      But I never said life was fair,
      Diversity makes us all free,
      And somebody needs to cut hair.

      Look, I am a liberal guy,
      I wear a ribbon, no one deserves to die,
      You can tell I don't support the status quo,
      Because "Ellen" is my favorite show,
      My middle name is equal rights,
      I'll talk the talk while you fight the fight,
      I say I'm down but that's where it ends,
      But I'm okay just look at my best friends.

      This song was written about you by Good Clean Fun.

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    26. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You cannot possibly be referring to that quaint democratic party that hasn't had a shred of power in six years...?

      If you're talking about the federal govt, Democrats had control of the Senate for about 19 months during that time: June 6, 2001 - January 2003, as well as the brief interval January 3, 2001 - January 20, 2001.

      It's easy to forget because they mostly let Bush do whatever he wants.

    27. Re:Neat! by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Insightful
      There is more of this too....you know those quaint little stickers on CDs? Tipper Gore's (Al's squeeze), was leading the charge on that back in the day. This isn't a "one side is doing it and not the other" thing.

      I was going to say something about how easy and pointless it is to cherry-pick transgressions from any party, but you know what? It doesn't matter.

      I don't fucking care who's encouraging the brownshirt activity; it just has to stop.

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    28. Re:Neat! by roystgnr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      These situations will not improve until people learn to count higher than two.

      Unfortunately, the problems with plurality voting are described by game theory, not arithmetic. Everybody knows how to count higher than two; not so many people know the differences between instant runoff, Condorcet, and approval voting.

      What's worse: the biggest problem with democracy in America today is apathy, not ignorance. People get furious at anyone who voted for "the other guy"; yet for some reason they take it easy on the more numerous group who couldn't be bothered to vote at all.

    29. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ask a Christian religious nut, they'll tell you there's a world of difference ... they're right.

    30. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

      So am I but I am tired of still having to vote for evil. The lesser is still evil.
    31. Re:Neat! by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The system doesn't allow for such modes of election in the United States. Even if people were willing to realize that a third (or fourth, or fifth, etc.) party is the solution, the system is skewed against such parties. Besides people will never vote that way en masse, because for years and years and years, their perception has been focused on this aspect of third party candidates (on the national level;) they're all nuts, ultra-liberal hippies, or plain unelectable. And why would you "throw away" your vote on that?

      The only way a third party is ever gonna win is if runoff elections (in one of its many variants,) is made the new means of election in the US. Which won't happen, since the two major parties who are in a shared monopoly of power aren't gonna push for it. After all, if you're winning the game, why would you change the rules?

    32. Re:Neat! by frogstar_robot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about holding your nose for a couple of election cycles and giving your fellow Republicans a wake-up call? I know a few conservative people who longer call themselves Republican. If the Republicans could kick their addiction to that reliable religious demographic and ...oh I don't know... start actually espousing conservative ideals again then my conservative family and friends would return to them.

      I can't help but notice that the Democrats today look a hell of a lot like the Republicans did 30 or 40 years ago. It is a side effect of the "Republicans-lite" strategy they seem to be using these days. When you have Rush Limbaugh decrying fiscal-conservatism as a Liberal value then you know that your party is in serious need of an attitude adjustment.

    33. Re:Neat! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the "hostile work environment" scam currently being used by Democrats and lawyers to eliminate anything in the workplace that might offend a person with extremely delicate sensibilities.

      Riiiiiiiiiight.

    34. Re:Neat! by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      The fundamental one in that regard is that the west accepts the separation of church and state,

      At the moment, but more and more religous aspects are entering to the state affairs, like deciding what schools can and cannot teach.

      And doesn't take that many generations to this separation to be gone for good. It's done in small pieces so that it would be easily accaptable for masses.

    35. Re:Neat! by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      There is a very big difference between post-Englightenment western Christianity and Islam. The fundamental one in that regard is that the west accepts the separation of church and state, Islam doesnt and that makes a big, big difference.

      Oh? Where do you think the millions of Christians who want to keep "one nation under God" in the pledge and bring back prayer into schools come from? Singapore?

    36. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony of writing that on a computer...

    37. Re:Neat! by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Oh the recognize it. They just want to abolish it (they have a little bit of a point, as that phrase is never in the constitution and their are different interpretations of the amendments, but while they have a point I think it is still very wrong).

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    38. Re:Neat! by caseydk · · Score: 1

      The main problem I have with the GOP is this damn puritanism. This is the 21st century, dammit! If we force our views (actually their views, not mine. I have TB's of pr0n) on others, how are we better than the damn Islamist's?

      Montgomery Couynty is a Democratic stronghold. Having a Republican Governor (Ehrlich) is the exception to a Dem-run state. And these guys are county anyway, that means Doug Duncan the County Exec who is believed to be the leading Dem candidate for the next Gov run.

    39. Re:Neat! by c_forq · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But what gays have ever seriously advocated forcing their "lifestyle" on others?

      I've heard the Federal Prison System is filled with them. Also see Pulp Fiction http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110912/ and Deliverance http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068473/

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    40. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am a registered Republican

      Then you are part of the problem.

      You are either for neo-fascist lying crooks who turn everything they touch into a disaster or you are a non-Republican. The current regime has made it clear that there is no middle ground.

    41. Re:Neat! by ezzzD55J · · Score: 3, Insightful
      While I agree totally with your post, there is a correction I'd like to suggest to "Demonizing the other side is not right, and will get us no where.".

      Having sides is not right, and will get us no where.

    42. Re:Neat! by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Informative

      From the FCC website (Michael Copps is one of the comissioners):

      The FCC is directed by five Commissioners appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate for 5-year terms, except when filling an unexpired term. The President designates one of the Commissioners to serve as Chairperson. Only three Commissioners may be members of the same political party. None of them can have a financial interest in any Commission-related business.

      So, it is a requirement that there be Democrats on the commission.

    43. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, or, Christianity and Islam could just be two of the most similar major religions on Earth.

    44. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, religion doesn't hold the "right" to employ coercion any more than you, me, or any private group -- unless government specifically grants them power or acts on their behalf.

      Speaking of forcing one's views on others, what exactly do you call a government that grows larger every year (in terms of both revenue and power over the people) regardless of the influence of religion, and increasingly treats natural individual rights (god-given if you prefer) as if they are morally wrong, or better yet, don't exist unless "granted" by government?

    45. Re:Neat! by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      It might be a stretch, but the 'morality police' seems too easy of an answer. The 33rd rule of wanting to be involved in something without looking like one of the transgressors is...look like your trying to enforce something. Meaning: if you want to look at porn but don't want to be viewed as a pervert if caught in the act, you simply become someone who enforces it. That way you confiscate a whole lot of 'contraband' material, but are free to look at it all because that's your job.

      I knew a guy at a youth correctional facility that spent his time looking at porn sites and such, in the name of trying to understand the people he was trying to help. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if he was shooting heroin for the same reasons.

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    46. Re:Neat! by Britney+Pember · · Score: 1

      I can see what you're getting at.
      I have been worried ever since DHS was created that it would devolve into an inept and autocratic mob of tar-and-feathering backwoods uber-police.

      Here you see the latest step in that direction. I'm not advocating porn, but it's an easy first target for goons. When they achieve success there, they will progress to restricting Political, Religious, and Technological info that they don't like.

    47. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The lesser of two evils is still evil, that is true. However, I hold that the lesser of 100 evils is still evil.

      The problem is not that the wrong people hold power. The problem is that power exists. Change it through the process of democracy? I no longer believe that's possible. Democracy will forever be used as a justification for more government, not less. For every Ron Paul working to reduce the powers of government, there are 100 hawks working to increase the powers of government. I just don't see how it can happen anymore, not that I don't hope it does.

    48. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm not so sure the religious nutjobs in the US's "Religious Right" can legitimately lay claim to the title of "Christian Fundamentalist". Most of the modern day Christian sects' practices (and especially those that make up the "religious right") deviate significantly from what's written about JC in any of the books of the bible. Fundamentalism implies going back to basics, to the purest form of whatever it is you're talking about. There's just way too much baggage and hippocracy to call them "fundamentalists", because a lot of the evil, hateful crap that these preachers spew doesn't actually have anything to do with JC. Whatever fundamentals they want to go back to, they're not Christian.

    49. Re:Neat! by luvirini · · Score: 1

      Same with most of the radical mullahs.. the thing they spew forth is equally "true". Thus both use same thing, taking some small parts of their supposed religion and then using it as the whole.

    50. Re:Neat! by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      How can you be a devotee of Cthulhu and not be an extremist? Seems like the two go hand-in-tentacle...

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

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    51. Re:Neat! by HardCase · · Score: 1

      So, it is a requirement that there be Democrats on the commission.

      No, it is a requirement that no more than three commissioners can be from the same party.

    52. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Montgomery County Maryland is overwhelming Democratic. Now will you edit your post to bash Democrats?

    53. Re:Neat! by symbolic · · Score: 1

      The (Christian) "religious nuts" to which the GP refers don't recognise separation of church and state, either.v

      Of the difference between lawful and lawless activity- a dangerous combination.

    54. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'There are some people in EVERY community that try to force their views on others.'

      Like the PeTA hippies.

    55. Re:Neat! by sw155kn1f3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Didn't you think that you're free to chose another party instead of moaning about your current. Also they have god given right to have beliefs they like.

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    56. Re:Neat! by Eil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

      Huh? You're registered with a political party whose representatives have lied, spied on their own citizens, started bloody wars under false pretenses, legalized convictions without a fair trial, wantonly censor free speech and choice, endorse monopolies, and justify political decisions based on religious beliefs.

      If this is the lesser of two evils, I can only assume that the only other alternative was sending your campaign contribution to the Legions of Satan.

      I can't say everything was all roses and buttercups under Democratic rule, but at least then we had a good economy, weren't continually at war with faraway places, and had reasonable expectations of privay. Oh, and the world at large didn't hate us.

      how are we better than the damn Islamist's

      Evidently, you still have quite way to go if your first reaction is to damn an entire religion based on the actions a few. I can clearly imagine the "Islamist's" sitting over there on the other side of the world wondering when the damn Christian Americans are going to stop invading and occupying Islamic countries.

    57. Re:Neat! by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 1

      Bumper sticker idea:

      Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn and I vote.

    58. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If lesser of two evils is your justification for registering Republican, you might have made a mistake. In fact, this story exists because of a Republican-controlled Federal government. Maybe you should call your representative and find out if he'll do anything about this.

      It is incredibly naive to think Republicanism and Libertarianism have anything in common anymore. One is about money for politics and the other is not. Young Republicans are not going to change that.

      It certainly is good you are not holding your breath.

    59. Re:Neat! by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

      This situation is rather obviously predictable when one reflects upon the choice for president (a failure and military deserter) and vice president (a failure and draft-dodger). Of course, they both have more money than most of us - but it is how they came by that money. They are both losers through and through - and that last shooting by Mr. "Just say no to mixing heart medicine and booz and firearms" Cheney isn't even necessary evidence (although it didn't hurt....).

    60. Re:Neat! by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      > I am a registered Republican

      To you, and others like you:

      Speaking as one American to another:

      Please take back your party.

      Don't just talk. Research primary candidates. Donate money. Hit the doorbells or the phones. Talk politics with neighbors and colleagues. Organize with like-minded people and show up for caucuses.

      Field candidates with principles. There have been principled Republicans on the entire spectrum from Nelson Rockefeller to Barry Goldwater. Make the Democrats compete against the likes of John McCain and Bob Barr rather than Tom DeLay and Pat Roberts. Want to make an issue of national security? Run Richard Lugar for President. He's done more to keep this country safe than the entire Department of Homeland Security.

      Ditch the looters, and the machine politics that installs them.

    61. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These situations will not improve until people learn to count higher than two.

      Counting higher than two in the 2000 presidential election got George Bush elected. Otherwise, Al Gore would've been elected and none of the major messes of the previous five years would have happened. You have to admit that's the lesser of two evils.

      If you want political change in the USA, you need to secure change in the electoral system. Otherwise you're doing nothing voting George Bush and his successors in repeatedly, because that's how the plurality voting system works.

    62. Re:Neat! by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's time for the old tired nags of Civil War politics (the Republican and Democratic parties) to get taken to the glue factory. We need a right-wing that isn't caught up in uber-nationalism and religious nuttery, and a left-wing that isn't tied to old Confederate politics (just niced up, polished a bit, and the rhetoric edited for a small touch of political correctness).

    63. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The republican party would be nearly powerless were it not for the support of the frothing religious right. Believe it or not, libertarian ideals are not very popular. To remain in power the GOP must cave in to the demands of their base (Alito, for example), which requires the suspension of rationality, due process, privacy, basic civil liberties, etc. Not that supporting the unchecked growth of a /socialist/ police state is any better, but I personally find the unholy matrimony between the religious right and the GOP to be utterly dispicable. Compromise of certain ideals is perhaps necessary in a democratic state, but the GOP have consistently compromised every ideal they claim to hold other than back room blow jobs at the old boys club.

    64. Re:Neat! by aricusmaximus · · Score: 1

      At the time, Michael Powell (son of Colin Powell) was the Republican FCC chairman.
      3 out of the 5 FCCS commisioners were Republican.

      Michel Cooperman also has fought against media consolidation and big megacorp buyups of the airwaves.

      Quote:

      "What is this medium for? It's to entertain, and it's to inform and it's to help us sustain the great marketplace of ideas that's the foundation of American democracy. We need to be using it to appeal to the better angels of our nature. And we can still be well and amply entertained and much better informed if we can get back to that. But I'm just worried now that commercialization of it, it's become, 'how do you keep people tuned in so they can watch the advertisements?'"

      Sounds like a real villain.

      Sorry, but you're just going out of your way to bash Democrats. Either that or you're a rabid Howard Stern fan (poor guy, crying over all his millions).

    65. Re:Neat! by typical · · Score: 1

      No, they're quite aware of other voting systems. The existing system is quite stable:

      (1) People who understand the existing voting system know that they must *massively* reject the existing system for it to be overturned. A major benefit of democracy is that it is very stable -- people have their opportunity to vent. The existing system allows two parties to retain power, and harshly punishes political activists by removing their voice until they reach a full third of the population. Voting Libertarian just means that you don't have any say at all, because the LP has nowhere near a third of the votes in the US.

      (2) Neither D or R parties have any interest in changing the existing voting system, because it makes it very difficult for them to lose power.

      None of that makes me want to vote LP in a federal election. The LP is way, way too extreme for me. The only way they are going to gain power is by winning smaller elections and moving up (which will probably force them to be a bit more moderate).

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    66. Re:Neat! by Physician · · Score: 0

      Pat Robertson and a few other Christian leaders do not speak for all of us. I, for one, am pro church-state separation. I can see very vividly through middle age European history and modern day Muslim history where blending the two can lead to the shedding of much blood.

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    67. Re:Neat! by [cx] · · Score: 1

      Hint: You never were better than Islamists.

      Christians are the most offensive religious organization in history BAR NONE.

    68. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Some of them do things like forcing their way into St. Patricks days parades and so forth... I have no problem with gay people; frankly I don't care one way or the other. In fact, I voted against making marriage being defined as only between a man and a woman being a constitutional amendment (state constitution)... why the hell should I care if two people want to get married?

      But like any sufficiently large group of people, there is a segment that insists on being "in your face" about it. So yes, I'd include gays on the list, too.

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    69. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      how are we better than the damn Islamist's?

      Here's a hint: the cops didn't kill everybody in the library without warning.
    70. Re:Neat! by cooley · · Score: 1


      So now we have our own versions of the Muslim world's "Morality Police"?

      I thought (and could be wrong) that the "morality police" you're speaking of were church-appointed, though. These guys are government-appointed agents. Given that our constitution has guarantees not common in the religiously-governed parts of the Arab League it's even lamer when these yahoos do it here, IMHO.

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    71. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GOP is liable to take it up the ass big time in November.

      Don't count on it. I remember Watergate, Vietnam, Iran-Contra, Ed Meese, etc. and it's still business as usual. People just try to vote themselves promised a bigger tax, and then they re-elect the guy even when they break the promise. All those those people all over the world protested against sending their country's troops to war. Their politicians sent them anyway. Most of them were re-elected. What does that tell you??? I watched war veterans crying like a baby about how the gov't has screwed them over. When asked if they would fight again for the same people, They responded, "Absolutely. You can bet on it!"

    72. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should clarify... it may not be that some gays try to make everyone gay, but they try to force people to accept their lifestyle. So, for example, I personally don't care. I don't necessarily accept it, but I wouldn't discriminate because of it, and if that's how people want to behave, then fine, just leave me out of it. I would never support a ban on ANYTHING people do in the privacy of their own homes, as long as it's between consenting adults. On the other hand, I don't really condone the behavior either... but it's not up to me to condone.

      Gays and other groups should realize it's not for me or anyone else to accept their behavior as long as they're not discriminated against and as long as they don't violate anyone elses rights. If a gay couple moved in next to me I simply wouldn't care. If they started telling my kids about how wonderful their lifestyle is, though, I'd be pretty annoyed.

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    73. Re:Neat! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, the Republican christocrat gestapo hassling libraries is certainly a lesser evil than the Democrats. Remember, they attacked an insane Christian cult that hoarded a huge cache of weapons.

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    74. Re:Neat! by Frangible · · Score: 1
      Oh please. "Insightful" religious bashing? Stop being prejudiced. This had nothing to do with it; these men were employees of a liberal county in a liberal state (Maryland). They had nothing to do with Christianity, Islam, Bush, Republicans, or whatever other group you think it's cool and trendy to hate. Oh wait, I forgot... only Republicans and Christians ever have curtailed freedom in the history of this country and the world!

      If you're going to make a claim that they took these actions due to religion, and were trying to force their views on others, how about backing up your claims with facts?

      Because there are none in the article. Indeed, just another case of religious intolerance and hatred on Slashdot. Maybe next time you guys can... oh, I don't know, not make stuff up to feed your hatred and instead simply put the blame where it's due? Just a thought.

      Hating and blaming an Abrahamic religion for unrelated things isn't exactly a new idea, you know.

    75. Re:Neat! by anagama · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wish marriage between any two people was outlawed. It would have saved me from immense folly. Twice.

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    76. Re:Neat! by Dlugar · · Score: 1

      People can be bothered when they feel what they do makes a difference. For instance, more people signed up for the "Do Not Call" list than voted in the last presidential election.

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    77. Re:Neat! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      So gays insisting they can march in the parade like anyone else are "forcing their views" that they can march in a parade like anyone else?

      Can you actually cite an example of actualy gay people actually forcing actual views on actual people?

      "In fact, some of my best friends are black." - some white people I saw on TV

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    78. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh R'lyeh?

    79. Re:Neat! by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      And Republicans need to learn that if they feel uncomfortable about something (say, gay marriage), they can't just inject something into the constitution to protect them.

      Seriously, though, what the hell does your comment even mean?

      --Jeremy

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    80. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago I heard Rush Limbaugh say that fiscal conservancy was liberal value.

      Bullshit. Sheer and utter bullshit. Laughable bullshit. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

    81. Re:Neat! by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Bavaria?

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    82. Re:Neat! by misleb · · Score: 0

      Likewise, the Republicans need to learn that the constitution is there to protect speech, not one's personal religious beliefs.

      -matthew

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    83. Re:Neat! by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1
      So now we have our own versions of the Muslim world's "Morality Police"?

      Haven't you been paying attention to the GOP demagogues? That's been pretty clear for the last 4 years. The new wrinkle is that they are acting officially, in the open.

      The main problem I have with the GOP is this damn puritanism.

      Not just you. I think the RNC has some points when it comes to fiscal conservatism, and even foreign affairs. But they totally lose it for me when they want to start dictating social activities--and use both of the former to regulate the latter.

      This is the 21st century, dammit! If we force our views (actually their views, not mine. I have TB's of pr0n) on others, how are we better than the damn Islamist's?

      Um, good question?

      The GOP is liable to take it up the ass big time in November. Hopefully this will clear out some of the ancient old farts so we can later elect younger pols with more of a Libertarian bent.

      On the contrary: the young GOP are the worst, eg Santorum. Their righteousness is less mitigated by the wisdom of age.

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    84. Re:Neat! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Likewise, the Republicans need to learn that the constitution is there to protect speech, not one's personal religious beliefs.

      Last time I checked the 1st Amendment it covered both...

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    85. Re:Neat! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      I can't say everything was all roses and buttercups under Democratic rule, but at least then we had a good economy

      Led by Enron and pets.com. The bubble was going to burst regardless of which party was in the White House.

      weren't continually at war with faraway places

      Thanks to Clinton ignoring multiple terrorist attacks.

      and had reasonable expectations of privay.

      Perhaps you've forgotten the Gore's Clipper chip, and the bans on encryption software. (Fun fact: John Ashcroft opposed them). And then there's the CDA and DMCA and "Know your Customer". I'll freely acknowledge that most Republicans suck on civil liberties, but am mystified as to why Democrats get a pass.

      Evidently, you still have quite way to go if your first reaction is to damn an entire religion based on the actions a few.

      The term "Islamist" generally refers to radical Muslims who seek to impose their religious views by force. I damn them just as I damn would-be Christian theocrats.

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    86. Re:Neat! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I've got bad news for you: it's not the old farts in the Republican part that are wearing the brown shirts - they're mostly moderate conservatives who simply oppose higher taxes and spending money on social support systems, people like George HW Bush. It's the young fellas who are trying to turn the US into a Christianofacist state, all the while saying it's to protect us from the Islamofacists.

    87. Re:Neat! by dezert_fox · · Score: 1

      Uhh... what? That's completely irrelevant. Mod this down.

    88. Re:Neat! by RevWhite · · Score: 0

      I agree that it is bullshit that Rush said this; he is happier than a pig in shit with the way things are right now. What is not bullshit is that Republicans have now become the big spenders. They simply aren't taxing to cover their spending habits, so my children will pay off the debt in time for the next big war.

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    89. Re:Neat! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, I didn't vote for "W" in the last election.

      I also didn't vote for "Lurch" (Jeebus, how the HELL does someone like Kerry wind up on the ticket? There are pretty decent, likeable Democrats that could actually WIN, if nominated).

      I voted for Bendarek (or whatever the frack his name is), the Libertarian candidate. I wonder how many who are flaming me did? Or did they "not throw their vote away" on Lurch?

    90. Re:Neat! by RevWhite · · Score: 0

      Well, I wasn't completely wrong, but I did do some more searching and found that Rush apparently said that after passing the Medicare bill, the Republicans are no longer the small-government party. http://www.georgiaparty.com/newsroom/pressRelease. asp?pressID=46

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    91. Re:Neat! by MonkWB · · Score: 0

      Democrats need to learn that while the constitution does protect your speech, it does not protect your feelings.

      I feel this applies to everyone.

    92. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well what the fuck did you think you were going to get when W was elected?

      Seriously - don't vote in the next election. You just aren't qualified for rational thought.

    93. Re:Neat! by hazem · · Score: 1

      What you're describing isusing rape to dominate, humiliate, and subjugate another human being.

      There's a huge difference between that and being attracted to someone and having desire to have a relationship with them.

      By your logic, men could go out raping lesbians as a way of trying to get them to take part in straight lifestyle.

    94. Re:Neat! by emilng · · Score: 1

      How about a "Jump to Cthulusions mat"?

      You see, you have this mat, with different CTHULUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO. You know every time you want to come up with another Cthulu based marketing idea you can use it.

    95. Re:Neat! by hazem · · Score: 1

      Do they get to wear brown shirts too?

      The sad part is now that you've mentioned this, this disucssion has devolved into a right vs left, liberal vs conservative argument.

      Isn't that exactly what authoritarians like? Keep the people distracted with their own squabbles while they take us all to the cleaners?

      Good job, people.

    96. Re:Neat! by Don_dumb · · Score: 1
      under Democratic rule . . . the world at large didn't hate us

      uuuummmmm....

      Or perhaps you just weren't aware of how much everyone hated you.

      To be fair, here in the UK (which has always had a love/hate thing with the US) the only real difference between Clinton's time and Bush's, in terms of our affinity of the US. Is that IMHO the world at least respected the the fact that Slick Willy was intelligent and educated, on the other hand the world is still amazed that a moron like Bush can get anywhere near any seat of power. And these men after all are/were the figureheads of the US.
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    97. Re:Neat! by deanj · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pointing out that Democrats on the commission are pushing it, not the Republicans. They're the ones that are bringing it up. The Republicans are just stupid enough to go along with it...

      This is just like back in the 80s when Tipper Gore got her panties in a wad, wanting to label CDs with warning stickers. Yeah, that helped a lot.

    98. Re:Neat! by c_forq · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I meant it to be more of a funny comment. I wasn't serious.

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    99. Re:Neat! by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that particular case, I'm talking about how some in the gay community demonize all Christians. These are the same jokers that talk about tolerance in one breath, and are completely intolerant in the next. Turn this around, and there are some in the religious straight community that demonize all gays, but then say "love your neighbor". Both groups aren't thinking straight.... er, right.

      And like I said, this isn't a universal thing. I have quite a few gay friends, and none of them act that way at all. But, there are some in that community that do.

    100. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Voting Libertarian just means that you don't have any say at all, because the LP has nowhere near a third of the votes in the US.

      If you decide that you will a certain party no matter what then you might have even less say. Becouse then said party will have no interest in changing its policies to please you. They already have your vote, so why should they bother? From a game theoretic point of view sometimes you should not vote for the "lesser of two evils" but abstain. How often, that depends on the difference between the two parties, the difference of position between you and the party you like better. It probably does not depend on the strenght of your voting block or on whether the election is close or not.

    101. Re:Neat! by MMaestro · · Score: 1
      No, a third party wins simply by scaring the other two major parties into instituting the same change the third party wants. All you have to say 'If you don't do X changes, I'm going to use my mass support to come into power and do the changes myself.' Thats why third parties don't win elections, its easier to bow to the wishes of the third party in exchange of not being pushed out of power.

      As for people voting for a third party, thats an issue with people simply being too lazy to keep up with politician's agendas. As it stands people have to figure out what their Congressmen, Senators, Presidents and their staffs have in mind when they come into power. Additionally, they have to figure out what the opposing side wants, what the occasional third party group wants and then figure out which people or groups are being swayed by which interest groups. This is not very easy to do if you're Joe Average whos lucky enough to pull a six-figure income BEFORE taxes let alone people who pull five-figure incomes.

    102. Re:Neat! by rleibman · · Score: 1

      The GOP is liable to take it up the ass big time in November. Hopefully this will clear out some of the ancient old farts so we can later elect younger pols with more of a Libertarian bent.
      Then why don't you just do the Right Thing (tm) and join the only party with a consistent, clear and platform: The Libertarian Party?

    103. Re:Neat! by bani · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not likely. The GOP's current strength comes from its marriage to fundamentalism and moralizing christians. The more puritanical the US becomes, the stronger the republican vote. For the republicans to lose, the appeal of puritanism would have to decline in the US. But with all the current religious fervor over "intelligent design", "stem cells", "fags", etc. the old farts will continue to wield power. If anything I expect support to increase.

      The american mullahs are in power.

      Consider how many people voted for bush for the sole reason that he opposed gay marriage. iraq war? foreign policy? domestic policy? taxes? etc. nope. the only thing that matterd to them was a prez who was against homos.

    104. Re:Neat! by hazem · · Score: 1

      That seems to go well with a recent study:

      http://www.geek.com/news/geeknews/2006Jan/gee20060 215034769.htm


      Study confirms people misinterpret e-mails


      A study, published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, helps to confirm that most people have a hard time properly interpreting the tone of an e-mail. It found that only about half the time were the readers able to properly identify if an e-mail was sent seriously or sarcastically. Adding further to the miscommunication, the senders of the e-mail were expecting the reader to understand the message's tone 80% of the time.

      According to one of the researches, psychologist Nicholas Epley of the University of Chicago, "That's how flame wars get started. People in our study were convinced they've accurately understood the tone of an e-mail message when in fact their odds are no better than chance."

      The study was conducted using 30 pairs of undergraduate students, giving them 20 statements about various topics such as campus food. The senders then gave the statements either a serious or sarcastic tone.

    105. Re:Neat! by sepluv · · Score: 1
      ...or maybe they genuinely didn't know which candidate was the best (or thought they were all bad), so didn't vote at all.

      Would the government be better if everyone donkey voted or if a only some vote but after talking to all the candidates and decide who would be best for them?

      If people are forced to vote (as in Aus), or they force themselves to, then you get really stupid people in charge and people tend to vote for incumbents (or major parties).

      This is particularly a problem with the SMDP system where you are forced to only choose one candidate (whic his tougher and a bad decision is worse) and your vote may count disproportionately.

      Of course, having made that caveat, it really is a lot better if nearly everyone votes (after informing themselves of the candidate's policies) and this is the least of the problems with SMDP.

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    106. Re:Neat! by bani · · Score: 1

      I'll freely acknowledge that most Republicans suck on civil liberties, but am mystified as to why Democrats get a pass.

      because clinton didn't authorize warrantless spying on american citizens?

      because clinton wasn't likely to run anything like guantanamo bay?

      because clinton's administration didn't illegally release classified information in order to attack critics?

      lest one forget, gwb was in with enron big time.

    107. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks to Clinton ignoring multiple terrorist attacks.

      Jesus H. Bicycling Christ, you guys are indoctrinated over there.

      -- European

    108. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is that we still call that Democracy. Representative democracy, or parliamentary democaracy had its sense in the 18th century, when 30% of the population couldn't read, or technology couldn't do better that paper based polling each 4 years. And even then, they knew that separation of powers (executive, legislative and judiciary) was the basis of democracy.

      Political parties are more interested in their perpetuation in power than in representing population, specially now, when power eq money eq mass media. With the brilliant P.R. stunts they can pull, and the sheep-like education most of the people get, we live on a fake reality based on facetious and adulterated information.

      We, Information Age people should be pushing for something new. Many of you are information architects.. Try to apply your expertise and make sense of our democracies from a logical point of view: Calling our political system democracy is plain fallacy. We have now the technology, and the wits, to develop a new system in which both popular will and experts' opinions get to be heard and voted, a system where common sense has a point, and power is no longer shared by powerful lobbying groups and political parties.

      Sorry for the rant, but we need to get our middle-class butts out of the comfy sofa the give us to ride.

    109. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

      Why would being an unregistered Republican be more evil?

    110. Re:Neat! by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      So, it is a requirement that there be Democrats on the commission

      No, that's not what your quote said. There are more parties out there than just the Republicans and Democrats, you know. There are also *plenty* of people out there that aren't a member of any political party.

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    111. Re:Neat! by Arslan+ibn+Da'ud · · Score: 1
      No, a third party wins simply by scaring the other two major parties into instituting the same change the third party wants. All you have to say 'If you don't do X changes, I'm going to use my mass support to come into power and do the changes myself.' Thats why third parties don't win elections, its easier to bow to the wishes of the third party in exchange of not being pushed out of power.

      I think the bigger problem wrt 3rd parties is that until one of the bigger parties adopts the 3rd-parties ideals, the 3rd party tends to split the voters on one of the two bigger parties w/o affecting the other. Perot drew more Reps than Dems in '92, the Dems won that year. And Nader's biggest turnout was in 2000...and drew more Dems than Reps...enough to give the election to the Reps.

      An alternate voting system could allow you to have voted for *both* Bush and Perot in 92. This would have more effectively demonstrated the support for both Republicans and Reform parties in 92. As it was Ross got 0 electoral votes...not very representative, eh?

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    112. Re:Neat! by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      Besides people will never vote that way en masse, because for years and years and years, their perception has been focused on this aspect of third party candidates (on the national level;) they're all nuts, ultra-liberal hippies, or plain unelectable

      One in every five voters cast their vote for Ross Perot in the 1992 election, and in some states Perot garnered more votes than at least one of the mainstream candidates. I think the biggest problem isn't getting people to vote for a non GOP/Democrat candidate, it's fighting through the sense of entitlement that both major parties seem to hold - they appear to believe that that the U.S. must have either Republican or Democratic leaders, and both parties actively work to limit what anyone else can do, particularly by denying their participation in public debates.

      I don't believe there's an inherent problem with presenting candidates from a number of political parties to the people, rather, it's limited to the Big Two because that's how they want it.

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    113. Re:Neat! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      You're blaming Enron on Democrats? The crooks at Enron are in bed with GW Bush. They know each other, and visited Bush in the White House. They are all buddy-buddy the people involved in the money laundering scandals too. Unrestrained and criminal business is not a Democratic value. It's a Republican value.

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    114. Re:Neat! by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      His comment is an allusion to the idea that Democrats all wear berets, have earrings in both ears, cry at movies, are "sensitive" men, love poetry and long walks on the beach, and own yippy little dogs. It's about as ignorant as the people who say that Macintosh Users are all of those things listed.

      He's so ignorant he probably doesn't eat French's yellow mustard because it's "French".

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    115. Re:Neat! by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      So what, lesser of three evils?

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    116. Re:Neat! by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

      ia cthulu, ftag'n ftag'n

      When the deep rises...

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    117. Re:Neat! by misleb · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that was worded poorly. I meant the constitution is not there to uphold or endorse one's personal religious beliefs.

      -matthew

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    118. Re:Neat! by bnenning · · Score: 1

      You're blaming Enron on Democrats?

      Please learn to read. I was disputing the implication that Clinton should be credited with the "strong" economy of the 90s by noting that it was propped up by fraudulent earnings and the dot-com bubble. And no, that's not Clinton's fault; the larger point is that the president does not run the economy.

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    119. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the socialist Democrats will take 18 cents from my paycheck just so we don't have people starving in the street. Unacceptable!

    120. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what exactly would happen if more people voted? You'd still get one of the same two parties elected. A democracy with only two political parties with the same sponsors and almost exactly the same policies is hardly a democracy.

    121. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think those were Republicans? Maryland is a very liberal blue state, comparable to Massachusetts and California. I would assume those jokers were Democrats.

    122. Re:Neat! by AlatarSaeros · · Score: 1

      I am a fundamentalist christian. These guys on the news are nothing more than religious nuts. Christian fundamentals do not say that we should go around condemning others. In fact, the Bible tells us not to here and here.

      The so called "fundamentalists" condemn everyone around them, I think, just so that no one else sees their own sin. I use the old Catholic monarchy along with the current goings on to point out that when Christians lead, nothing good comes out of it.

      Real christians don't judge. They have only two laws to follow: love God, and love man. Last time I looked, that didn't include condemning everyone around them.

    123. Re:Neat! by piper-noiter · · Score: 1

      If we all agreed we'd get no where as well, whats the point of doing anything if we're all happy with the same thing. I wouldn't have to go out to talk to people because I'd get the same views I could get by talking in the mirror. I'd rather not be surrounded by sheep.

      As long as there are different views there will be sides. The key is to not generalize the views of all the individuals in a group. Even within a 'side' opinions differ.

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    124. Re:Neat! by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      That's all well and good when you have the luxury of choosing (or not choosing) sides in the first place. More often than not, however, we are being enlisted by one of them without our consent - and as far as either are concerned, your opinion simply doesn't matter.

    125. Re:Neat! by Skreems · · Score: 1

      Then you're one of the few good ones. Sadly, most of the people that qualify as christian fundamentalist do not remember to actually follow the teachings of christ...

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    126. Re:Neat! by squish · · Score: 1
      If a gay couple moved in next to me I simply wouldn't care. If they started telling my kids about how wonderful their lifestyle is, though, I'd be pretty annoyed.


      That's a shame. If your kids are gay, it might help them to be able talk to someone who can tell them how wonderful it can be.
    127. Re:Neat! by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then why don't you just do the Right Thing (tm) and join the only party with a consistent, clear and platform: The Libertarian Party?

      Because various Libertarian nuts on Slashdot make it so bloody clear that a society under Libertarian rule has only one rule: "every man for himself, and if you can't swim, you deserve to drown". Most of us are sane enough to realize that under the law of the jungle, we are gazelles, not lions. And some of us have no desire to promote such laws even if we were the predators under them, since they would make others into prey.

      Being consistently selfish and evil isn't really something to be proud of.

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    128. Re:Neat! by chris_7d0h · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this "fury" over voting on the "other guy" could be addressed by having more candidates?
      Now, I realize it's in the politics 101 book to always envision "an enemy", since it's a tactic for making people who would otherwise not agree come together. However, as I said, it's mostly a tactic by politicians *for* politicians and eliminating or weakening this tool would be a *Good Thing* in my book.

      So, again, why not introduce more candidates? Also, why not count each single vote by each single voter cast in the election? Today's state lumped voting mechanism isn't really working in a democratic election when the candidates are from the people (any given citizen deciding to run) as a real democracy would allow.

      Finally, the argument that "people are too stupid/lazy to keep track of more than two things at a time" doesn't fly with me. Even if you had 1000 candidates, there would be people who would not vote/care, same as it is in today's system trading whitches for devils. It doesn't mean a system with 1000 candidates is any less democratically efficient than one with 2 candidates. More candidates simply means higher probability of finding a more suitable candidate in whom you would entrust your next 4 years to. This would likely result in greater number of active voters since a suitable match would be more likely. I think one of the current problems is that neither of the current parties appeal to a lot of people and so people simply choose to not "get involved". This is no worse than would the situation be had these poeople arbitrarily picked a candidate at random for voting on, right?

      More choices equals more freedom and allows for greater amount of expression.

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    129. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you, you god damned son of a bitch!

    130. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish marriage between any two people was outlawed.

      But marriage between any two people is outlawed, in the sense that

          (\forall a, b\in people)[a (marriage) b]

      is a false statement.

      You should write

          for any a, b \in people, a (marriage) b => illegal.

      which is clearer and makes a lot more sense.

    131. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More religious bigotry and hatred. People can't have a different point of view than you. If they do, their spewing hate speech. You, and the rest of you Christian bashers, are the ones who are intorlant(sp?). What do you really know about Christianity? Really. What do you know? Judging by your post, absolutely nothing.

    132. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither did the founding fathers believe in seperation of church and state as spewed forth by you, and the ACLU. The phrase was meant to prevent there being an official religion where everybody has to pay a tax to that religion (like Great Britian & the Church of England). Instead, that phrease is being used to force secular humanism as the official state religion. It's used to discriminate against Christians and trying drive them from the visible society while not being applied the same way to other religions.

    133. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      If my kids were gay, they sought out help, that's one thing. I don't want my neighbors just going off about their lifestyle, though.... remember, I accept it, but I don't condone it. If that's the way people are, then so be it. I don't need it in my face all the time. Now, I know the topic of these few posts is about gays, but it applies to everybody... I don't care if my neighbor is a Muslim, Catholic, Jew, black, white, gay, straight, stone cutter, whatever... you made your choice, and that's fine.

      I guess what I'm trying to say is I don't need to see a "Gay Pride" parade. The political correctness double standard we have in the U.S. is just ridiculous. What, exactly, does a Gay Pride day, or parade, or "workshop" do, anyway? What does it accomplish? Absolutely nothing.

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    134. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Forcing their views the same way any organization does. What does "Gay Pride" have to do with St. Patrick's Day? Absolutely nothing. Why do they insist, to the point of ruining the parade for everyone else? What are they trying to prove? What does having a Gay Pride float in a St. Patricks day parade do? Absolutely nothing except to say "hey, look at us, we're here, we're queer, and we're proud!"

      What exactly is "Gay Pride" anyway? You think being gay makes you better than someone else? Nobody rants on about their "Straight Pride". I don't think I'm better or worse than gay people, I don't really care. Indifference is the key to harmony. Do I judge people by the color of their skin? I don't care! Their sexuality? I don't care! Just keep it to yourself, and I'll never care about it. That doesn't mean you have to hide the fact, it just means you don't have to constantly remind me of it, either.

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    135. Re:Neat! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What views? That they're gay Catholics? That they have pride? How does that compare to the church, whose parade "forces their views" that Jesus was the messiah on the public, shutting down my city for a day? Neither side is forcing their views on anyone, certainly not you. Except their view that they are gay Catholics, which is the truth, though it might upset you. And that they are proving they can't be excluded from society because they're gay, which they were for centuries. Much like "colored" people were excluded, until they forced their view that they were to be included, and proud of it.

      What does the Peoria HS marching band have to do with St Patrick, Jesus, Catholicism? Aren't they proud? Pride doesn't mean superiority, and "Gay Pride" people don't say they're superior to nongays. And of course they're not constantly reminding you of it. Gays remind you of their sexuality as frequently as Catholics remind you of their religion, but you're not complaining about their parade, or their pride. You do seem to care about gay sexuality much more than other groups' common characteristic.

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    136. Re:Neat! by JahToasted · · Score: 1
      If moderate Muslims would *actively* work against the extremist mullahs (I'm not just talking about issuing press statements), then Muslims wouldn't have such an increasingly bad reputation.

      What are you talking about then? Are you talking about taking up arms and killing them for being extreme? That's not very moderate is it?

      Or maybe protesting against them? Then they kill you. Then other people are less likely to do anything.

      A lot of the problems in the world are due to the fact that moderates can't have much of an effect on extremists. Like you suggest issuing press statements are ineffective buts its hard to do anything else against people who are willing to blow themselves up.

    137. Re:Neat! by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Once.

      Remember when I told you it was legal to marry your cat? I was kidding at first, and then it kinda got out of control. Sorry about that.

      Good news is, you can stop the alimony payments already.

    138. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to explain how your post is on-topic to the discussion? Just because Rush Limbaugh said it, doesn't mean you have to believe it. He isn't God, you know?

    139. Re:Neat! by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      The Republicans were originally a third party. You just need an issue important enough to get people to vote, but scary enough that the major parties won't touch it.

    140. Re:Neat! by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      No, because they refuse to steal money from Peter to pay Paul. You don't get Paul to vote for you that way. And everyone seems to think that they either are, or should be, Paul, even when 30% of their paycheck is getting stolen.

    141. Re:Neat! by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1

      The Republicans also were a third party in the 1850's when the media wasn't a dominant part of your daily life.

      In addition, assisting their victory for Abraham Lincoln's election was the first Republican president was the divisions within the Democratic party. Something that today is basically never going to occur on a large enough scale to tip the balance.

    142. Re:Neat! by LewsTherinKinslayer · · Score: 1

      While that's a good point, you have to consider this though. So one out of every five voters made their choice for Perot. Giving him 20% of the popular vote. And none of the electoral vote.

      I'm not saying its insignificant that 20% of people voted for Perot, but this illustrates the need for more proportional voting: it seems wrong that a person with 20% of the popular vote actually receives no electors.

    143. Re:Neat! by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      I definitely consider that a problem too, but I was only attempting to speak as to the viability of non-GOP/Democrat candidates among the population.

      Frankly, I've not thought about the problem in enough detail to really have an informed opinion about how the elections themselves *should* be run. Offhand, I think I'd tend to favor some variation of instant runoff voting, but I just haven't yet taken the time to really sit down and ponder the pros and cons of the different methods.

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    144. Re:Neat! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.)."

      Nobody is forcing you to register with a party. If you consider it the lesser of two evils, and nothing is forcing you to publically claim allegiance, then why in God's name do so?

      You are not only not being honest to yourself, but also the party you registered with. Please think about that for a moment.

      You either choose a team to play on or you don't, there is no middle ground.

      Click Post AC, submit...

    145. Re:Neat! by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1
      Neither did the founding fathers believe in seperation of church and state as spewed forth by you, and the ACLU.

      At least one of them (Jefferson) did. Other have already provided the source.

      The phrase was meant to prevent there being an official religion where everybody has to pay a tax to that religion (like Great Britian & the Church of England).

      Poppycock. The phrase (which you just said the Founding Fathers didn't believe in, then offer your own interpretation of - c'mon, which is it, now?) was intended to embody the idea that it's perhaps not such a good thing to let people get put in the stocks for not attending the right church.

      Instead, that phrease is being used to force secular humanism as the official state religion.

      This is a common mischaracterisation, usually promoted by those with an interest in seeing (their) religion dominate government and society. (It also seems to me that people who parrot their views tend not to have a very good grasp on such niceties as spelling, grammar, and the fundamentals of logic. But that's a rant for another time.) Secular humanism is not a religion. It is the absence of religion. Two entirely different things.

      It's used to discriminate against Christians and trying drive them from the visible society while not being applied the same way to other religions.

      No, it's used to keep at bay those who wish to see (their) religion dominate with the assistance of the state. Usually, this is some power-hungry brand of evangelical, fundamentalist Christianity. (Which then tends to turn round and immediately mischaracterise non-discrimination against gays as "preferential treatment". But that's a rant for another time.) But the principle applies equally (just for example) to Muslims who'd like to impose sharia, as well. (Please note: I am not suggesting this applies to all Muslims, any more than I'm suggesting it applies to all Christians. Many of my better neighbours happen to be Muslims.) It also means that I cannot expect any assistance from the government in promoting Discordianism, the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or whatever religion I happen to think is cool this week.

      Which - now that I think of it - is just the way I want it.

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    146. Re:Neat! by manual_overide · · Score: 1

      Because various Libertarian nuts on Slashdot make it so bloody clear that a society under Libertarian rule has only one rule: "every man for himself, and if you can't swim, you deserve to drown".

      You almost get it. It's more like "every man for himself, and if you can't swim, the government won't pay for your swimming lessons"

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    147. Re:Neat! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You almost get it. It's more like "every man for himself, and if you can't swim, the government won't pay for your swimming lessons"

      Which means that you drown. Why is it so difficult for libertarians to admit that the obvious result of their ideology is people dying in the streets ? Is it some mistaken belief that people can choose to be strong or weak and will choose the former when the latter leads to death, or is it a purposefull attempt to deceive potential voters ?

      Either way, the Libertarian Party either puts their ideology over other peoples lives or is completely delusional, and in either case should be kept as far from anything resembling power as possible. Which, luckily, they likely will, since, as I've already stated, most people are quite capable of realizing the end result - death by starvation - of libertarianism for themselves.

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    148. Re:Neat! by Grab · · Score: 1

      Well, if you can have African-American Pride marches (*many* black groups), Irish-American Pride marches (St Paddy's Day), or Being-Fat-Drunk-And-Dumn Pride marches (Shriners), then why not?

      The statement is "We are here, and this is who we are". I see no harm in minorities making this statement, so that the majority don't forget that fact.

      Grab.

    149. Re:Neat! by Pinback · · Score: 1

      I've offered to pair off with a Democrat to leave their party and leave the Republican party. The idea being that I wouldn't be conceding a victory to a party I loath more than the Republicans.

      Suprisingly, I haven't had any takers.

      Giving all the credit for the events that happen while a particular party has people in office is a bit of a stretch. Both good and bad outcomes can be fostered while some other administration was in office.

      Will the current president feel compelled to put down Iran for its attempt to become a nuclear state? Are we ready for the next war?

    150. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      No, the problem is that St. Patricks day is celebrating St. Patrick (yes, we've gone overboard and used it as an excuse to get drunk and wear green things). But I've never seen an "African-American" pride parade, just as I've never seen a "Straight Pride" parade. Certainly there are things like Christmas and Easter parades, but they are celebrating specific events.

      The only "pride" parades I've ever seen that make sense are Veteran's Day parades...

      Most parades aren't to just say "here we are!", they are to celebrate something specific - a holiday, usually.

      Notice, I'm talking about parades, here, not "marches" - I never used that word. But even then, marches only make sense if someone has a grudge to air, they don't make sense in the name of "pride."

      Now a marching band, for example, may take pride in being asked to participate in a parade - but they march in the parade with something specific to offer; namely marching band music. What does a gay pride float offer a St. Patrick's Day parade? NOTHING.

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    151. Re:Neat! by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do mind overtly religious parades... can you point out one? I've never seen one on anything but a local level in the U.S.; in some countries they are pretty big things.

      But I'll ask again: what does gay pride have to do with St. Patrick's Day? Pointing out other anomolies doesn't make it right - it only shows there are too many people out there who are given unsuitable platforms.

      When a marching band is asked to join a parade, they're being given an opportunity to participate and add to the parade. Namely, they add marching band music. It's usually by invitation, something the sponsors of the parade feel would add to the festivities. So I ask again, what does gay pride have to do with St. Patrick's day?

      Parades are almost always simply celebrations of holidays. Are you seriously going to complain that there's Christian symbols in a Christmas parade, or an Easter Parade?

      The bottom line is that if they want to get their message out, that's fine, but they are not entitled to a forum in which to do it.

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    152. Re:Neat! by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I'm not complaining that the St. Patrick's Day parade is religious, though you are denying that it is.

      That parade includes all kinds of community groups, which have nothing to do with religion or parades, but gay groups are specifically excluded. If Black groups were specifically excluded, that would be obviously wrong. Yet you share the special status for gays, "prohibited", that the parade assigns. Gay groups are no more entitled than any other group, but they are entitled to protection from discrimination against them.

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  3. Ha. by Voltageaav · · Score: 3, Interesting

    While I don't think the library is quite the place, it's good to know that some people are keeping an eye on the government as it's peering over our shoulders and aren't afraid to speak up when they see them going beyond where they're supposed to.

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    1. Re:Ha. by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      I'm betting they were monitering the library computers for anything that might pop a red flag. Searches for "How to make a bomb" and stuff like that. They saw someone surfing porn at the library. How many of you would think that's acceptable? They obviously didn't know that local policy allowed it. So they decided to step in before some kid walked past or something similar happened.

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    2. Re:Ha. by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      They saw someone surfing porn at the library. How many of you would think that's acceptable? They obviously didn't know that local policy allowed it. So they decided to step in before some kid walked past or something similar happened.

      RTFA, for heaven's sake!

      Local policy forbade it. However, the constitution of the United States, which overrides local policy, allows it.

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    3. Re:Ha. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously not enough people though.

    4. Re:Ha. by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      You RTFA! "At most public libraries in the Washington area, an adult can view pornography on a library computer more or less unfettered." "Although many library systems in the United States use filtering software, the D.C. and Fairfax systems do not, and Montgomery uses such software only on computers available to children." Where I live, you can't look up porn at a local library, so don't try telling me you can universally do it anywhere.

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    5. Re:Ha. by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Most libraries would allow it if the Feds didn't tie budgets to mandatory filtering.

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    6. Re:Ha. by orthogonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm betting they were monitoring the library computers for anything that might pop a red flag.

      By random shoulder surfing???

      Look, even if you support this Big Brotherism, how in hell do you think looking over the shoulder of patrons is going to find "the terrorist" looking at a bomb-making page?

      It's not efficient, there aren't enough Homeland Security officers to look over every shoulder, so unless you think they can just shadow brown people in turbans -- and Tim McVeigh was neither brown nor a turban wearer, was he? -- this just wouldn't work.

      Not to mention that any semi-bright terrorist isn't going to be googling "How to Build a Bomb" in a library.

      This has nothing to do with "Homeland Security". (And can we please get rid of that Nazi-esque phrase? Since when have we referred to the U.S. as our "Homeland"?)

      This is all about social control, about conditioning free American citizens to shut up and do what they're told when any clown in a Homeland security cap tells them what no do, no matter how ridiculous the order.

      It's this training us to be docile Russians fearful of our own KGB that is destroying this country, far far far more effectively than the terrorists. the terrorists can only kill 3000 Americans at a time. This crap takes the freedom of 300 million Americans at a single blow.

      WAKE UP AMERICA! Your fear is being used to enslave you. Did George Washington let any fool in a Homeland security cap tell him to take off his shoes to prove they weren't bombs? Did Sam Houston? Did Robert E. Lee? Did Teddy Roosevelt?

      Wake the fuck up: out of fear of "terrorism" you've given up your rights and your balls and you act like a bunch of scared little girls.

      AMERICANS, YOU'VE BECOME GIANT PUSSIES.

    7. Re:Ha. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      They saw someone surfing porn at the library. How many of you would think that's acceptable?
      I WOULD!

      I care deeply about law and order (which includes the 1st Amendment), so I will wholeheartedly defend everyone's right to look at whatever they want, whether I like it or not!

      At most, I would support the librarian asking the porn-watcher to have some consideration for the feelings of the other library patrons, but I wouldn't support forcing him to stop.
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    8. Re:Ha. by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      What about the librarians? After these people are done surfing their porn, how many of them are going to clean up after themselves? While some of you may fanticise about the librarian cleaning up your jizz, how do you think they really feel about it? Where are their rights? :P

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    9. Re:Ha. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, merely looking at stuff on a computer screen doesn't require cleaning anything up. Making a mess is a separate issue.

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    10. Re:Ha. by ProfanityHead · · Score: 0

      Darktavern, you are a fucking moron.

    11. Re:Ha. by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      We'll let the mods decide that one.

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    12. Re:Ha. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's this training us to be docile Russians fearful of our own KGB that is destroying this country, far far far more effectively than the terrorists. the terrorists can only kill 3000 Americans at a time.

      Only 3000?! What if one day YOU are a victim? Then even if it was only 1, only you, it wouldn't be a small deal for you.

      Nuclear (including dirty bombs), Chemical, and Biological weapons can kill millions.

      This crap takes the freedom of 300 million Americans at a single blow.

      Give us a break. It was a local Homeland secuity Department, no one was arrested, the officers were actually reassigned off those duties (!), they are providing new training explaining the First Amendment, the sotry is well covered, and the politicians are embarrased and are sort of apologizing (saying it was "unfortunate" and "regrettable").

      Contrast this to real oppressive regimes where people disappear, are executed, the media is censored and comments like yours would get you imprisoned, sent to a gulag, tortured and/or killed.

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    13. Re:Ha. by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 1
      It's not efficient, there aren't enough Homeland Security officers to look over every shoulder...
      Not yet.
    14. Re:Ha. by RevRigel · · Score: 1

      Frankly, I'd rather get killed in a terrorist attack than have the entire country turned into a fascist nanny state.

    15. Re:Ha. by KingJoshi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Only 3000?! What if one day YOU are a victim? Then even if it was only 1, only you, it wouldn't be a small deal for you.

      Juxtapose 3000 with 3 million. That's 3 orders of magnitude of difference. Any pain and suffering, it doesn't even have to be death, can be devasting if it happens to you. Lose your job, break up from a long relationship, etc. Or comparing deaths, how about cancer or other illness related or even car accidents. That doesn't mean driving should be illegal and every has to take mass transportation and let professional drivers handle it.

      We do not have a fully oppressive regime but such governments do no form overnight. And it doesn't even need an intelligent designer to get us there. Many good willing misguided people can accidently take us there. It is at this juncture (or way before actually) when we should complain and work together to prevent such things from ever occuring. It is very easy for Congress to give powers to the President (or people give powers to government) for action A (global terrorism) and then next thing you know, they're using those powers and slightly expanding on those powers to watch over things they have nothing to do with their jurisdiction or spirit of the law. It is very common in nature for power to accumulate. WE have to be the resistence to force equilibrium BEFORE the whole institution collapses on itself. WHY wait before it gets worse? Can't you see the transgressions that have already happened? Regardless of party, partisan politics, biases, look at what is happening!

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    16. Re:Ha. by Gulthek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Only 3000?! What if one day YOU are a victim? Then even if it was only 1, only you, it wouldn't be a small deal for you.

      I'll take that chance. Better to die free than live in fear of a police state.

      Nuclear (including dirty bombs), Chemical, and Biological weapons can kill millions.

      Well the first one *might* be able to. Chemical weapons? Not bloody likely. Biological weapons have never proven to be capable in a widespread area, unless you count the spread of smallpox and even that required continual exposure. So what's your point? The terrorists scare you? You do realize that in 2002 48,366 people died in car accidents. Want to wage war on cars? Are you scared to drive on the interstate?

    17. Re:Ha. by sroensberg · · Score: 1

      Contrast this to real oppressive regimes where people disappear, are executed, the media is censored and comments like yours would get you imprisoned, sent to a gulag, tortured and/or killed.
      You mean regimes where people are just shipped off to camps like Guantalamo, out of any countrys jurisdiction ?

    18. Re:Ha. by iamhassi · · Score: 1
      " While I don't think the library is quite the place, it's good to know that some people are keeping an eye on the government..."

      while i agree with you this has got to be the most confusing article i've ever read on /.

      according to the article not only are you allowed to watch porn at a library, but they claim the constitution is the reason why!

      Ok so apparently I can watch porn at a public library full of kids doing book reports but I can't watch porn in my car?

      are there any other public places I can watch porns at? Schools are public, can I bring my laptop there and watch porns? For some reason I think i'd be arrested and the judge when have a good laugh when i tried to explain that the US Constitution protects the right to watch porns in libraries.

      Please explain this to me because this makes very little sense.

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    19. Re:Ha. by Pinback · · Score: 1

      If the supreme court has a hard time deciding what porn is, how are two Patriot rent-a-cops qualified to make that determination?

      Its time to stop wondering about Osama and Saddam. Who are the targets going to be in Iran?

  4. Two uniformed men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Where have I seen this before... /me tries to remember... uniformed men, telling the civilian populace what is acceptable viewing, and what is not.

    Sweet god, people, how far does this farce have to run before you realise that the "threat" that Homeland Security was set-up to combat is *you*?

    1. Re:Two uniformed men... by luvirini · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Judging by prior events.. the thing will still take 10-20 years to run it's course.

    2. Re:Two uniformed men... by Voltageaav · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Really? Come on, that's taking this a bit far. This was two people taking it upon themselves to try to stop someone from viewing porn in a library. They should be more familure with the law they're trying to enforce, but that's a bit short of making it a conspiracy.

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    3. Re:Two uniformed men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No.

      This was two government agents taking it upon themselves to dictate what is and isn't acceptable.

      There's a huge difference between private citizens and people employed by the government to enforce the law.

    4. Re:Two uniformed men... by luvirini · · Score: 1
      Indeed, when in offcial capacity proclaiming that something is against the rules, you are in effect saying "Goverment says that..." thus anything you say will be viewed as goverment policy.

      Thus one should preferably know what the statures are and what part of them one is supposed to be enforcing.

    5. Re:Two uniformed men... by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

      I didn't realise Slashdot was so anti-government that they mod anything that might indicate the government isn't all that bad as flamebait. Maybe I should stop posting here before I get my clearance taken away.

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    6. Re:Two uniformed men... by msobkow · · Score: 1

      <sarcasm> Yeah, but they don't wear brown shirts, red and black armbands, or thump the Koran this time. This time it's Americans thumping a puritan Bible, so it's ok, right? </sarcasm>

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    7. Re:Two uniformed men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These 2 men probably weren't sent to combat anyone in particular. They probably had a nice conversation with their flying spaghetti monster in the parking lot, were touched by his noodly appendenge and decided that they were called to use their position and power spread the good word which is apparantly that porn is bad.

      Seriously, these 2 guys were your garden variety religious kooks who get off on telling others what to do. When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.

    8. Re:Two uniformed men... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Two by two, hands of blue...

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    9. Re:Two uniformed men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      realise that the "threat" that Homeland Security was set-up to combat is *you*

      Right, but the threat is not the individual per say (they have already disarmed us) -- the threat is the individual's capacity to think for himself, or worse, to influence others.

      This is simply the natural course of government: continuous expansion for the benefit of the power elite, oppression of natural (god-given if you prefer) human rights. I suggest moving to a country with a currently less oppressive regime -- life is just too short to be concerned with it all.

  5. I'm disgusted... by killpog · · Score: 0

    And sick...

    1. Re:I'm disgusted... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and overreacting.

      Two officers did something that stepped over their job description. The situation was handled by superiors. I know it is vogue on Slashdot to "rail against the man", but "the man" dealt with the situation.

      So now, we can get back to our God given right to wack off in public.

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    2. Re:I'm disgusted... by banaanimies · · Score: 0

      It's always the small guy's fault. People who give orders and make policies get away once again.

    3. Re:I'm disgusted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe that there has been an over-reaction.

      Two officers representating the Department of Homeland Security came into the library, made a public announcement of what was to be considered acceptable behavior, and then were going to take a library patron outside for engaging in unacceptable behaviour. If it wasn't for the fact that the librarian kept the group inside the library, no one knows what further events may have occurred between this man and the two officials once out of sight of others.

      The fact that the Department of Homeland Security is not backing up these two officers after all of the publicity on the incident is a hopeful sign. But, if the meeting had gone out of the library where there were witnesses to out on the street or into the officers car where there weren't witnesses, who is to say what may have happened to the man. I'm really hoping that the end result would be the same --- both officers receiving repremands over their actions but I don't know if I would place money on that outcome.

      Most people don't know their rights or know what powers these new governmental agencies really have. So when two yahoos like the officers in the article come in and make proclamations, some people will consider it to be true.

      Kudos to the librarian and to the police officer who came later for helping diffuse the situation.

    4. Re:I'm disgusted... by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      So now, we can get back to our God given right to wack off in public.

      Wow, you really DO know the culture of Slashdot inside out!

    5. Re:I'm disgusted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess your right hand must be pretty happy about that then, faggot.

    6. Re:I'm disgusted... by thomasa · · Score: 1

      But it was not the Man who did something about it. It was a librarian. Next time they might not back down. The "officers" did not step out of their job description, they stepped out of their universe.

  6. Big Brother's Little Helper? by ACNSlave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree that the public library is *NOT* the place to be doing one's pr0n surfing, HOWEVER, I'm more than a little concerned that the dept. of homeland insecurity folks have taken it upon themselves to assume the role of nanny. I would say the DHS folks went WAY beyond their jurisdiction here. In an actionable sense, if you get my drift. Two thumbs way down.

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    1. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by inter+alias · · Score: 1

      The correct thing would have been to walk up to the guy and say "Do you really think the library is the place to do that?", without identifying themselves as Police/whatever the hell they are. Do it as civilians.

    2. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by llefler · · Score: 1

      Even better, they might have just mentioned to the Librarian that material they felt was objectional was publically visible. The library already had a policy in place for dealing with situations like that. But that wouldn't have done much for their egos.

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    3. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by jasonditz · · Score: 1

      This is no more outrageous than some other stuff that's happened... in general the DHS operates like... well... every federal agencies every time it's revealed they're going impressively outside their jurisdiction (which seems to happen every other week these days). They shrug, stonewall, and wait for the public outrage to die down before quietly burying the story.

    4. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by symbolic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm more than a little concerned that the dept. of homeland insecurity folks have taken it upon themselves to assume the role of nanny.

      It makes perfect sense to me. Haven't you hard of the latest threat? PMD - Pornography of Mass Destruction. Unleash some dirty porn in a heavily populated area, and they're as good as gone.

    5. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by sgt_doom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean they aren't going to find Osama in the local library??? Maybe that's because he's in the Bush Family Compound.....

    6. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      This wasn't the Federal Department of Homeland Security, it was a local one.

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    7. Re:Big Brother's Little Helper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I agree that the public library is *NOT* the place to be doing one's pr0n surfing, HOWEVER, I'm more than a little concerned that the dept. of homeland insecurity folks have taken it upon themselves to assume the role of nanny. I would say the DHS folks went WAY beyond their jurisdiction here. In an actionable sense, if you get my drift. Two thumbs way down.


      Dude.. I work at an academic library. Librarians are nuts. We've got a guy that used to come in and use the public machines to surf for sites that feature his favorite topic: foot fetishes. After calling the police (he had offended other patrons in other ways) we have this positively insane librarian who then kicks her shoes off and puts her feet up on the counter while lounging back in her chair with this maniacal grin about thirty feet away from him.

      I didn't think that'd be the smartest thing to do, but we had the library I.T. assault squad ready just in case (pretty sad that we're the last line of defense eh? Oddly we're all ex-military electronics geeks). Fortunately we're used to dealing with the wildlife as we are in the second worst neighborhood in a metro area of a little over two million, and in reality pr0n surfing is the least of our worries. And make no mistake, she and the others here will bend over backwards to facilitate your access to information, bullshit like this be damned.

      Let's just hope foot-fetish guy doesn't come back strappin' an AK.
  7. Porn @ the Library by anoack · · Score: 0

    Yes, This has been a problem with many libraries including the one I take care of. We had to move the computer desks around so that the screens faced the front desk. There was a big problem with kids (even adults) looking at pron. Look, if you are going to look at porn do it at home. No internet?
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    1. Re:Porn @ the Library by abesottedphoenix · · Score: 2, Informative

      Kids looking at pr0n shouldn't be an issue. They can't buy pr0n, so it's easy to tell them to whack off in someone else's trailer. The only pr0n surfer I had at my rural library is a kid, so it was easy to get him to stop.

      Now adults technically have a right to look at pr0n over at the Library, which baffles me. I am a big advocate of getting recessed monitor desks. They're the perfect solution. Patrons can look at whatever they want to on the terminals, other patrons and staff can't. Unfortunately, they run like $500 a piece, which tends to be cost prohibitive. :(

    2. Re:Porn @ the Library by anoack · · Score: 0

      Yes I agree. While getting kids to stop looking at porn at the library is no problem. And Adults do have the right to look at porn. It's the people that just so happen to glance at the Patrons PC are the ones that have a problem with it. Which I can understand parents like to bring their kids to the library and they don't want to have their kid watching some 30 year old dude looking at pr0n wile mommy is checking out books.
      Another good solution would be those 3M privacy screen covers so that people walking by would not get offended by whats on the other patrons machine.
      ahhh what ever happened to the good old days of looking at porn in the library at the National Geographic book section.

    3. Re:Porn @ the Library by mcspoo · · Score: 1

      Anyone looking at porn in a library filled with kids is bad. No one wants to be the Library where that guy was caught whacking off under the desk, and no one wants the janitor to tap you on the shoulder and say "Dude, you wouldn't BELIEVE what I had to clean up under the desk..."

      That being said... I work in a Library. In Michigan there's a law called PA 212, which more or less requires that every Library have a "system" in place to prevent the viewing of "legally obscene" images on the internet. This doesn't have to be a program. More often than not, it takes the place of many warnings and the ever popular "tap on the shoulder" method... which incidentally is a way you can discover the true look of fear. If your library is stupid enough to accept federal grants for computer equipment, you saddle yourself with the cost of a filtering system (read that again: accept grants for computer? you're REQUIRED to filter them at Federal Level).

      If these idiots came into my library and did that... well, the Police HQ is right behind us. We'd hear the goose steps before they got here.

    4. Re:Porn @ the Library by MyLongNickName · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And Adults do have the right to look at porn

      There is no right that adults get to look at porn on tax payer expense. There is a huge difference between what you do on your own and what you do with funding from the gov't... sorry.

      Now, this isn't to say we should pass a law prohibiting. That is another debate. Hoever, I get so damn tired of being told what rights others have, when it comes out of my pocket.

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    5. Re:Porn @ the Library by anoack · · Score: 0
      There is no right that adults get to look at porn on tax payer expense.

      I agree, I don't want my Tax dollars going towards porn surfers at the local library. There should be a policy (and mostly is) about looking at porn in a public library. What I was just trying to say was... Yes Adults do have the right to look at adult content in general, not in the library. I should be more clear about what I'm saying next time.

    6. Re:Porn @ the Library by anoack · · Score: 0
      In Michigan there's a law called PA 212, which more or less requires that every Library have a "system" in place to prevent the viewing of "legally obscene" images on the internet.

      Interesting... I do all the IT work for a city here in Texas and to my understanding (from one of the librarians) we are not allowed to filter any internet content. I am not exactly sure why but if anyone knows please enlighten me. If anything I will question the librarian about it again sometime.

    7. Re:Porn @ the Library by thedletterman · · Score: 0

      Look at porn on your computer all you want.. just don't tell the women sitting next to you the one about why blondes wear hoop earrings...

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    8. Re:Porn @ the Library by 47F0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Hoever, I get so damn tired of being told what rights others have, when it comes out of my pocket."

      But it's OK when the rights you enjoy come out of others pockets? You, sir, or madam, frighten me.

      Virtually all of the rights we enjoy are, in one way or another, out of the public's pockets. We pay for a military, and (supposedly) law enforcement to, among other things, defend those rights.

      Democracy and Freedom are not easy, nor for the faint of heart. These concepts demand that you value those concepts to the extent that the guy next door, whose opinions and tastes and religion you absolutely despise, is worth your defending his rights. This may include his right to condemn your favorite candidate, his right to burn the flag we love in protest, and his right to have access to materials in a public media forum that you don't agree with.

      I promise you, there are church ladies out there who are angry that they have to pay for your right to look at 14th-century Italian painters at your library - because there might be pictures of naked chubby girls in there. They resent having to pay for your right to view this trash. Ridiculous? How, exactly, are you any different?

      Because, believe me - Your neighbor that you despise may not agree with what you have to say, believe, or have access to in your library either. The very essence of the core of our government, that we all pay lip service to, but let slip away when it gets tough, is the concept of inalienable rights. I can't take your rights - and you can't take mine. And we each have to pay a little for that priviledge.

    9. Re:Porn @ the Library by Peter777 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then you've no right to read religious literature, sci-fi, classics, non-fiction, browse slashdot or check your email at the library using public taxes either. If you get to prohibt someone from browsing porn, shouldn't they get to prohibit you from doing your favourite library activity too? Maybe they really don't like the idea of their taxes being used to supply you with access to 'The Satanic Verses' or 'The Communist Manifesto', and would much rather you paid for those activities out of your own pocket and conducted them at home, where children wouldn't be corrupted by your religious or political interests.

      I suspect you'd like it a lot less, being told what rights you don't have, than hearing about what rights they do have.

    10. Re:Porn @ the Library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FFS

      Stop whacking off in public.

      It's not a hard thing to do. Get your thrills elsewhere.

    11. Re:Porn @ the Library by dustmite · · Score: 1

      There is no right that adults get to look at porn on tax payer expense ... I get so damn tired of being told what rights others have, when it comes out of my pocket.

      What makes you think those adults looking at the porn aren't also taxpayers? It's their money too.

    12. Re:Porn @ the Library by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 1

      There is no law prohibiting looking at porn on tax payer expense, is there? Aren't citizens "allowed" (or "have the right," if you will) to do what they please, provided it is not prohibited by the law of the land? I am not aware of a law allowing me walk down a publicly funded sidewalk in jeans and a t-shirt with a tennis-ball in my left hand, but I don't hesitate to do so because there is no law against it.

      Oh, and don't forget, it is these adults (even the ones that look at porn on tax payer expense) that pay taxes. It is not just you and your upstanding, look-at-porn-only-at-home kind that pay taxes. It is our pocket that tax money comes from, not just yours.

    13. Re:Porn @ the Library by abesottedphoenix · · Score: 1

      >
      There is no law prohibiting looking at porn on tax payer expense, is there? Aren't citizens "allowed" (or "have the right," if you will) to do what they please, provided it is not prohibited by the law of the land? I am not aware of a law allowing me walk down a publicly funded sidewalk in jeans and a t-shirt with a tennis-ball in my left hand, but I don't hesitate to do so because there is no law against it.

      Oh, and don't forget, it is these adults (even the ones that look at porn on tax payer expense) that pay taxes. It is not just you and your upstanding, look-at-porn-only-at-home kind that pay taxes. It is our pocket that tax money comes from, not just yours.
      >

              Precisely! That's why I *will* call the police if someone's whacking off to pr0n at the library, but I _can't_ if someone's just looking at it. There's a law against indecent exposure in most places. Unfortunately, most places still don't have laws against being a jerk.

    14. Re:Porn @ the Library by MyLongNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

      But it's OK when the rights you enjoy come out of others pockets? You, sir, or madam, frighten me.

      My rights do NOT come out of others' pockets.

      I have the first ammendment right of free speech. This means the government cannot step on it. It does not mean that they have to give me a forum to speak from

      I have the right to bear arms. This means the gov't cannot stop me from buying a gun (though that seems to be ignored in some locales). This does not mean that the gov't must buy me a gun.

      Virtually all of the rights we enjoy are, in one way or another, out of the public's pockets. We pay for a military, and (supposedly) law enforcement to, among other things, defend those rights.

      Blatantly false. Having a milatary is not a right, neither is police protection. Don't belive me? Next time a crime happens to you, sue the police for failure to protect you. It has happened before, and every court case has ruled against the plaintiff. Police enforce laws, they do not act preventatively to protect your rights.

      Is military protection a right? It has only been a relatively recent thing that we have large standing armies. In fact, our founding fathers warned us against them.

      I promise you, there are church ladies out there who are angry that they have to pay for your right to look at 14th-century Italian painters at your library - because there might be pictures of naked chubby girls in there. They resent having to pay for your right to view this trash. Ridiculous? How, exactly, are you any different?

      Beacuse, if you could read, you would see I am not against any right you have. If you are into gay rhino bondage porn, I really do not care. Want to create a museum that worships the spaghetti monster? Fine. But as as soon as you try to get it funded through tax payer money, I will object. Getting funding for your desires is NOT a constitutional right.

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    15. Re:Porn @ the Library by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There is a huge difference between what you do on your own and what you do with funding from the gov't... sorry

      ...and yet...

      why does Deputy Donglittle get free happy endings, and I have to foot the bill? I want my taxpayer subsidized spurt too!

    16. Re:Porn @ the Library by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I am with you there. In fact, I will call the police if someone if masturbating, even if it is to the comics section of the newspaper. I think to maintain the ability to access pornographic sites is the implicit understanding that there *may* be reasons to do so (and are not reasons to forbid it). While I can't speak from first hand, I can say my wife took a class in human sexuality as part of a mental health counseling program. She said this class was pretty heavy on the nudity and graphic pictures/videos (yes, this was all done in the classroom). It wouldn't be out of place for a student (or the professor) to be doing studying on adult websites. I don't know any that did (the embarrassment was pretty much universal), but it is a reasonable subject.

      As for being a jerk, it is sort of against the law as far as Title VII of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 is concerned, at least when it comes to employer/employee relationships. There are also Good Samaritan Laws throughout the states that would deam that you can't be a jerk to someone that tries to help you. I am sure there are other examples as well.

    17. Re:Porn @ the Library by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      You know how on some older laptop screens, if you view it at an angle the picture fades dramatically? Well, someone realized that this could be rather useful, and invented a stick-on polarizing filter. If you're not sitting directly in front of the monitor, all you see is black. I wish I had a link handy for you, but unfortunately I do not...

    18. Re:Porn @ the Library by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

      What in the hell is with you people equating "looking at porn" with "wacking off"? You may find this to be nothing short of astounding but it is possible to look at a picture of a naked woman (or man) without sticking your hands down your pants. You should give it a try sometime.

      "Anyone looking at porn in a library filled with kids is bad."

      So what's your definition of porn? Hardcore only, or softcore too? All softcore, or just risque/suggestive softcore? Artistic nudes? What about medical pictures? Websites that explain and/or illustrate (in a non-erotic manner) human sexuality and anatomy? What about erotic stories and explicit text, that's porn too, right? So how about a 2000 year old book that contains some graphic descriptions of sex (and extreme violence too, though as an American chances are that doesn't bother you at all)? According to you, I guess anyone who's ever read the Bible in a library full of kids must be bad.

      Oh wait, you don't like those definitions of porn? Well hey, here's a crazy idea, maybe it's all SUBJECTIVE. Maybe there isn't any hard and fast line. Maybe I'd be more comfortable with my kid seeing a picture of two people having consentual, loving sex than having her read about people getting torn apart by (an allegedly loving) god every other page.

      I have my own right to decide what is and is not obscene and to me, human love is not obscene.

      If these idiots came into my library and did that... well, the Police HQ is right behind us. We'd hear the goose steps before they got here.

      You have no clue what they were looking at. It could have been anything from a girl in a slightly low cut blouse to hardcore necrophilia. Hell, it could have been perfectly innocent family photos at the beach. You, sir, scare the shit out of me. These DHS guys were clearly nutjobs, waaaaaaaay oversteping the bounds of the law and their jobs protecting us from terrorism, and yet even though the libraries AND the local PD disagreed with them, you're automatically willing to accept their assertion that whatever those partons were looking at, it was obscene and unacceptable.

      And on top of that, you very wrongly assumed that they were masturbating, too (the article indicates that they were not, otherwise the local PD would have arrested them.) What_the_fuck?

    19. Re:Porn @ the Library by mcspoo · · Score: 1

      I apologize for using loose language and assumptions... allow me to clarify:

      "legally obscene" is something "legally obscene". As legal obscenity is barely quantified, we're left to guess (really). Does that suck? You bet it does. Do tight bikinis on MySpace.com count? Bare beaver rugs? Full penetration? simulated barbie dolls with super glued genitals?

      In general, if a naked woman is on screen, and there's 10 years old near by... that's obscene. BUT... if there aren't kids around, we're not going to make a big deal out of it UNLESS the person is engaging in the "whacking off".

      We haven't dealt with the "whacking off" part, if only because our computers are in a very public area... however, who knows what they're doing in the private study rooms with wireless access?

      The idiots in reference were the US gestapo (Homeland Security) who marched into a Library and did something that was just flat out, 100% wrong. I'm happy the police escorted them from the building. However, in Dubbya's world, the police were wrong and Librarian's are evil (except his wife).

      All this being said... part of this is just my job. My personal opinion is that they should be able to look at whatever they want... WITHIN REASON. Viewing, say, hardcore sex in a Library filled with 10 year olds is just wrong. It's the reason all the "porno" mags ended up behind the counter at part stores. I also work very hard to make sure we do NOT filter ANYTHING. However, the law says I have to prevent people from looking at anything "legally obscene", without defining what obscenity is, it's a terrible part of my job. Sooner or later, someone objects... exactly as you've stated... "What is porn?".

  8. Now they're moving into the open... by bwcbwc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of people have been saying for a long time that "homeland security", the PAT-RIOT act and the war on terror were just codewords for more government interference in people's daily lives. So now pornography is a homeland security issue?

    Various conservative factions first gained power at the local government level and leveraged that power to take control nationally. Between RICO and PATRIOT and executive orders authorizing surveillance, the federal government certainly has the capability of being just as interfering as these Montgomery County officials.

    I'm starting to feel like that corny old poem about first they came for the Jews, then the homosexuals and I never spoke up. In the case of the U.S. it's already progressing from the terrorists to Muslims in general, non-violent political agitators, and now pornography viewers.

    When will the "small-government" conservatives put their votes where there brains are? A "wasted" vote for the libertarian party would demonstrate commitment to their principles and send the major parties a message.

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    1. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

      If you'd read the article, you'd see that the officers involved had overstepped their bounds, they arrested no one and they've been reassigned. The departments involved said they would improve their training so rights are not violated. Sorry to burst your bubble.

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    2. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >you'd see that the officers involved had overstepped their bounds, they arrested no one and they've been reassigned.

      1. They thought they were doing the correct thing. This is after their training. After getting approved for acting as a government official. After talking to another trained person (each other). (And MAYBE after talking to other trained persons, including their supervisor.)
      2. The librarian, who knows what legal knowlege he had, had to talk to them in private. How did it even get to this point? Even then, they had to call in a police officer.
      3. If we hadn't heard of this, would they have been reassigned? Why aren't they let go? Its clear they didn't get their training. Will they ever be in the field again in the future? Are they in a position to use their judgement again, even behind the desk (where they could potentially do even greater damage)?

      I don't TRUST the police/law enforment, just because they have a badge and a nice uniform because in the end they are just human, like anyone without a badge and nice uniform. I give them a certain amount of respect, but I give everyone the same amount of respect.

      (Police/law enforement don't trust their own either, ask them if they have locks on their lockers in the police station.)

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    3. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Nobody has ever accused Montgomery County, Maryland, or its government, of being a hotbed of conservatism. It's long been a stronghold for liberal Democrats, especially the People's Republic of Takoma Park.

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    4. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Archtech · · Score: 5, Informative

      re: "...that corny old poem about first they came for the Jews, then the homosexuals and I never spoke up".

      Is this what you meant? Please note the first three lines (usually omitted in the USA), and that there is no mention of homosexuals. Political correctness is one thing; rewriting history and literature is another.

      Als die Nazis die Kommunisten holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Kommunist.
      Als sie die Sozialdemokraten einsperrten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Sozialdemokrat.
      Als sie die Gewerkschafter holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Gewerkschafter.
      Als sie die Juden holten, habe ich geschwiegen; ich war ja kein Jude.
      Als sie mich holten, gab es keinen mehr, der protestieren konnte.
      - Martin Niemöller, Der Weg ins Freie, (F.M. Hellbach, Stuttgart, 1946)

      When the Nazis arrested the Communists, I said nothing; after all, I was not a Communist.
      When they locked up the Social Democrats, I said nothing; after all, I was not a Social Democrat.
      When they arrested the trade unionists, I said nothing; after all, I was not a trade unionist.
      When they arrested the Jews, I said nothing; after all, I was not a Jew.
      When they arrested me, there was no longer anyone who could protest.
      - translated by Bob Berkovitz (rbbrook@worldnet.att.net).

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    5. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasted my vote on the libertarian party and I'll do it again too.

    6. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I was pretty libertarian until I realized that it seriously breaks down when you have to pay for legal issues and some people get too much money. A sufficiently rich person or corporation can do just about anything they want to most people and keep it tied up in court forever.

      The only way for libertarian philosophy to work in the real world is to view efficient high quality legal services as one of the essential (and hence- free) services of government or to limit the total amount of money/power that any one person/company can acquire (and then tax the hell out of every dollar after that limit).

      If I have enough money I can destroy your house, kill your dog, and just about anything else I want and only pay fines or keep things tied up in court pretty much forever. That is the failure of the libertarian philosophy.

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    7. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Elkboy · · Score: 1

      The nazis went after homosexuals too, so even if it's not right in a literary sense it's not wrong if you take the few groups mentioned in the poem as symbolical for all the victims of the Holocaust.

    8. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by magefile · · Score: 1

      Pedanticness here ... "I said nothing" is the usual translation, but "I was silent" is actually more accurate.

    9. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not the reason for the change though - after removing all the lines that resembled the US government it was getting a bit short and needed filling out again.

    10. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by bani · · Score: 2, Informative

      So now pornography is a homeland security issue?

      according to the administration, yes it is

    11. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by belroth · · Score: 2, Informative
      Pedanticness
      Pedanticness??? Surely you mean pedantry!
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    12. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by typical · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not trying to say that you're wrong, but the Nazis did, in fact, come for the homosexuals, as well as a few other undesireable groups (like the insane and mentally retarded, who were executed as a group even before the Jews).

      Jews were just the largest and wealthiest group targetted.

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    13. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by linguae · · Score: 1
      I was pretty libertarian until I realized that it seriously breaks down when you have to pay for legal issues and some people get too much money. A sufficiently rich person or corporation can do just about anything they want to most people and keep it tied up in court forever.

      I like your thinking, but your only error is that you are confusing libertarianism with anarchocapitalism. Libertarians want small government; you will still have a government operated police force, lawyers, laws, a justice system, etc. Anarchocapitalists want no government; all legal issues and laws are dealt with via arbitration. Resolving conflicts is an issue that separates libertarians from anarchocapitalists. I fall under the libertarian side of this argument; a judicial system is something that is best handled by the government. A government holds a monopoly of force. Judicial issues is one of the few things that I want the government to be involved with, since it can use its power to resolve issues.

    14. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Turakamu · · Score: 1

      "Please note the first three lines (usually omitted in the USA), and that there is no mention of homosexuals. Political correctness is one thing; rewriting history and literature is another."

      Nobody's re-writing history by updating the argument to modern realities. Likewise nobody has attributed a modernised version of that line to the original author. We paraphrase all number of great authors who bespoke of dystopian futures to reflect that details change, but the fears are universal. Adding homosexuals to the argument is of far greater value to modern (American) readers than those who have never heard of the Social Democrats.

    15. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by woolio · · Score: 1

      1. They thought they were doing the correct thing. This is after their training. After getting approved for acting as a government official. After talking to another trained person (each other). (And MAYBE after talking to other trained persons, including their supervisor.)

      Sadly, good intentions are by far the most destructive force in our society. The truly corrupt are relatively few in any group. However, they often succeed in motivating earnest people to do their bidding, by convincing them that these people are doing something good.

      Not convinced? Then why does social engineering work so well? Because most people *want* to help, to make something better, they want to do something good. Unfortunately, they often don't exercise enough critical thinking to question whether or not their actions will have the intended effect.

    16. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is any confusion.

      As long as money has a large impact on the justice system then libertarian societies would break down. The only way we can keep this from happening is to prevent situations where a person with a billion dollars can simply bleed the other person/company try through lawsuits and/or keep postponing/preventing resolution of cases against themselves indefinately.

      I think libertarian philosphy handles minor variations in personal power but fails when some members of society become to powerful in relation to the rest.
      Since no part of liberarian philosophy involves restricting to amount of money and power a corporation or person can have, then it is inevitable that such a person will arise (and probably would arise even if there were restrictions). Once that happens, you don't really have a libertarian society any more- you really have a noble class who have special legal privileges, and then you have everyone else.

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    17. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by Pinback · · Score: 1

      Come now, pedantry is certainly a sex crime in most states.

    18. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by belroth · · Score: 1

      That might require a pedicure, I suppose?

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    19. Re:Now they're moving into the open... by belroth · · Score: 1

      But who would foot the bill?

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  9. Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People shouldn't look at porn in public libraries -- at least, not where there's a significant chance of it disturbing other patrons, including children.

    That idea is not incompatible with the view that the federal government has no place policing this. It's not hypocritical to say that something is bad while also thinking the government shouldn't police it.

    But please, people, a $50 computer and a $10-a-month dial-up connection will get you all the porn you want at your house. Stop making this an issue.

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    xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    1. Re:Hypocrisy by Snamh+Da+Ean · · Score: 1

      Have you read the article? The library provides "privacy screens" if anyone objects to what you are looking at. "Stop making this an issue" - what does that mean? Stop exercising your civil liberties because it is inconvenient?

    2. Re:Hypocrisy by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People shouldn't look at porn in public libraries

      Define "porn".

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got your dick in your hand while you look at it it's porn.

    4. Re:Hypocrisy by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      People shouldn't look at porn in public libraries -- at least, not where there's a significant chance of it disturbing other patrons, including children. That idea is not incompatible with the view that the federal government has no place policing this. It's not hypocritical to say that something is bad while also thinking the government shouldn't police it.

      100%, flat-out, spectacularly wrong. You obviously did not read the article. The idea is completely incompatible!

      'People shouldn't' is a dangerous way to start out a sentence. Who decides? Its the age-old question. What is disturbing? What is art? What is bad for society, and who gets to decide? Just saying 'keep your porn at home' is hardly the answer. What if you think my collection of insect porn is offensive? Beggin' your pardon, but who the fuck are you to decide?

      The fact is, your constitution rules in this scenario (public library), and the librarians cannot make the call on what is or isn't obscene. And as we all know the definition is grey at best/. Also, as mentioned in TFA, there were privacy screens available for other partrons who might feel uncomfortable (I imagine these are those polarizing overlays like on bank machines).

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    5. Re:Hypocrisy by Anne+Honime · · Score: 1
      PLease, come on. Public libraries are places where you should be able to look at whatever you feel inclined to, be it for entertainment or work. It's not a matter of personal taste. Libraries around the world have a long time policy of storing even the most offending materials, in the event of someone wanting to contradict them. In ancient times, those parts of collections where called "inferno" (I don't know in english if "hell" was in use). Interstingly, even when laws where harsher than today, in Medieval Europe where blasphemy wasn't taken lightly, monastic libraries kept storing and gave access (not general access, granted) to the most pagan books, and without them Plato would be all lost, as well as many philosophers universally looking like pornographs today. Words are words, images are images : it's not the real thing, merely a shadow of it. Even an illicit picture is only a memory of something which is no more real. You can only fight what you know, that's the purpose of record keeping.

      Now, I'm all in favor of separated spaces between children and adults in public libraries, and even a separated space between general public and a more controversial area.

    6. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you read the article? The library provides "privacy screens" if anyone objects to what you are looking at.

      Yeah; it's just that at places by my library there are sometimes people looking at porn on the middle-of-the-lobby computers. I'm not sure if we offer privacy screens.

      "Stop making this an issue" - what does that mean? Stop exercising your civil liberties because it is inconvenient?

      There's this attitude here that if something is technically a civil liberty, we can't criticize or discourage people from it. It is your right as a free American to, for example, treat my wife rudely. That doesn't mean I should approve of or tolerate it.

      This attitude that any behavior that is legally permitted is behavior that should be encouraged is the same attitude that, flipped around, causes legislation that tries to tell people how to live their lives. I'm saying "I would appreciate it if you don't look at porn on easily-visible computers because it's extremely rude." It is your legal right to do so, and it's my legal right to ask you not to.

      Something doesn't have to be legal to be good, and it doesn't have to be illegal to be bad. If people would just understand that good behavior can be encouraged without federal law, we could make a lot of progress on this issue.

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      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    7. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've got your dick in your hand while you look at it it's porn.

      Great. Well, as of last night, Better Homes and Gardens and the American Machinist's Handbook are both porn.

      And stop looking at me like that.

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      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    8. Re:Hypocrisy by joel8x · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Define "porn".

      Exactly my point. If I'm looking at a nude piece of art and some tooth-fairy worshipping zealot thinks its gross, I shouldn't be stopped. They have a choice not to look over your shoulder.

      And if you are worried about the children, guess what? They got here through SEX!! Yes, a penis actually entered a vagina and sperm was injected! There might have even been some oral sex to get the whole thing started!!

      How about not worrying about the kids being parented by the government and start parenting them yourself.

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      Sound waves should be free!
    9. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 1

      100%, flat-out, spectacularly wrong. You obviously did not read the article. The idea is completely incompatible!

      'People shouldn't' is a dangerous way to start out a sentence. Who decides?


      I wasn't speaking on behalf of the law. I was saying that as a private citizen, I don't want people to do this. It is certainly within their rights, as it should be, but I can still ask them not to. It's like asking people to please stop treating my wife rudely. They're rightly allowed to, but if people keep doing it, I will speak out asking them not to (which is hardly effective, but such is life).

      The fact is, your constitution rules in this scenario (public library), and the librarians cannot make the call on what is or isn't obscene.

      Exactly! That's what I'm saying. Just because I think this isn't something you should do doesn't mean I think the people in charge should make the call. I'm condemning these policies while at the same time, as a private citizen, making a request regarding polite behavior. You're free to ignore it; these are all behaviors perfectly within our constitutional rights, and I will fight to keep them there. But I think it's a reasonable request.

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      xkcd.com - a webcomic of mathematics, love, and language.
    10. Re:Hypocrisy by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't about porn. It's about them thinking they have the right to tell us we can't view something on a computer they don't approve of, which is way overstepping their legal authority. And haven't you been paying attention to the problems with Google refusing to turn over search records to the government? The goevernment claims they're doing this to see how easy it is for children to access porn on the internet, as if theat weren't the job of the children's parents. Before long it may be illegal to view porn of any kind on your computer in your own home.

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    11. Re:Hypocrisy by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      You sir, have no clue what a library is about. It's for learning, not for censorship of ideas. You've no right to assume that a person is looking at "porn" for the same reasons that someone might look at porn. There are many reasons to do so -- investigators do it all the time. Artists do it all the time. Anthropologists do it all the time. Perhaps the person's child had just announced that they wanted to be a porn star, and the responsible adult was investigating the industry before deciding to forbid it. If you don't want your kids to be exposed to that, don't send them to a place of free thinking. Make them watch a mainstream TV show instead. But don't expect them to thank you for it. Because that's where the real porn -- the pointless, meaningless titilation -- is.

    12. Re:Hypocrisy by daigu · · Score: 1

      Here's another solution, create a porn section. Video stores have them. Why not public libraries? Libraries are supposed to be shared collections of material that people want. So, I'll ask the tough question: why not porn? I think there are good reasons why not - but let's have them out on the table rather than assume libraries just shouldn't have it. That's another form of hypocrisy hidden in this little tale.

    13. Re:Hypocrisy by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Your porn may be my classical literature and vice versa.

      Dante, Chaucer, the Decameron, classical Greek tragedy and comedy are all in the obscene pornography category for an ultrataleban (both the Christian and the Muslim variety). They are at the same time classic literature and belong in a library. Without them a library will not be complete.

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    14. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 1

      You've no right to assume that a person is looking at "porn" for the same reasons that someone might look at porn. There are many reasons to do so -- investigators do it all the time. Artists do it all the time. Anthropologists do it all the time. Perhaps the person's child had just announced that they wanted to be a porn star, and the responsible adult was investigating the industry before deciding to forbid it.

      This is one of the reasons you're allowed to, and I'm trying to say that I defend your right to do so while politely asking that, if you have an alternative that's not too difficult for you, you don't watch porn for fun in front of my children. It's politeness, not law, and I'm trying to express the idea that we can be against legislating morality while still thinking polite behavior is a good thing.

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    15. Re:Hypocrisy by Neoprofin · · Score: 1

      Everyone seems to be berateing you for trying to define porn though all you did was ask from some good taste from patrons.

      I don't think the governement has any right to regulate what I look at at the public library, but I'm not down there looking at Butt FUcked Cum Sluts Go Nuts because I still have a shred of tact, and I wish others had the same. Just because you can do something doesn't mean that you always should at any and all times possible.

    16. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 1

      Here's another solution, create a porn section. Video stores have them. Why not public libraries? Libraries are supposed to be shared collections of material that people want. So, I'll ask the tough question: why not porn? I think there are good reasons why not - but let's have them out on the table rather than assume libraries just shouldn't have it. That's another form of hypocrisy hidden in this little tale.

      Sounds good to me.

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    17. Re:Hypocrisy by nick1000 · · Score: 1

      In Soveit Russia, Police's job is a part of the porn

    18. Re:Hypocrisy by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Oh, OK, I'm glad to hear that. However... this brings up the issue of who is being impolite to whom? Is it more polite to hide information from a child because the parent doesn't like that, or is it more polite to keep your child away from a place where people are seeking knowledge when you do not agree with that knowledge? Personally, I think it raises other questions too, like why is it necessary to hide knowledge from a child? To me, it would be best to let a child see the world, but to provide adequate guidance and support so that the child does not get lost in a sea of options.

    19. Re:Hypocrisy by xigxag · · Score: 1

      Think about it. From your argument, libraries should stop carrying controversial books as well, since there is a significant chance of those books being found by other patrons, including children. After all, for $5, you can go buy the book yourself at a used bookstore, why risk having Huckleberry Finn in the library where my child might come across it?

      Also, it may surprise you, but there are a lot of people who can't get $10/month dialup connections because their credit is ruined, their phone keeps getting turned on and off, they have no checking account, etc. I agree with you that it is tacky to look at porn in a public place. But those porn viewers are not the ones "making this an issue." Most of them want nothing else than to look at their Red Hot Latin Transsexual Dwarfs unmolested. The reason this is an issue is because of so-called religious nutjobs objecting to those people exercising their rights. Your anger is displaced.

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    20. Re:Hypocrisy by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 1
      Exactly! That's what I'm saying. Just because I think this isn't something you should do doesn't mean I think the people in charge should make the call. I'm condemning these policies while at the same time, as a private citizen, making a request regarding polite behavior. You're free to ignore it; these are all behaviors perfectly within our constitutional rights, and I will fight to keep them there. But I think it's a reasonable request.

      Then - please accept my apologies. I assumed you meant something else; I agree with your point.

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    21. Re:Hypocrisy by Council · · Score: 1

      Whoa. I said something unclearly, you took issue with my words, I tried to clarify my point, and . . . you apologized? I'm not even sure what I'm supposed to say to that!

      Who are you, and how did you get here?

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    22. Re:Hypocrisy by Bob9113 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But please, people, a $50 computer and a $10-a-month dial-up connection will get you all the porn you want at your house. Stop making this an issue.

      The issue is not pornography, nor whether viewing it in a library is acceptable. The issue is whether DHS is authorized and trained to police it. Are pictures of breasts pornography? What if you have breast cancer and are learning about the disease? What if you're doing a report on mammalian reproduction and child rearing? What if you're doing a report on the state of obscenity on the Internet?

      Not only is DHS not qualified to decide, no gov't official is. That's what the whole freedom of expression thing is about. If you are over 18, the US gov't is not granted the right to choose what you read or see except where the material in question is illegal for non-obscenity reasons, such as child porn (consent/abuse), top secret documents (homeland security), stolen goods (copyright infringement), etc. Libraries are the place where people who would otherwise be unable to afford media are granted the opportunity to learn - the raison d'etre of libraries is unfettered access to information.

      People shouldn't look at porn in public libraries -- at least, not where there's a significant chance of it disturbing other patrons, including children.

      Libraries provide privacy screens, on request of either the viewer of the questionable material or of other people in the Internet area of the library.

    23. Re:Hypocrisy by mallardtheduck · · Score: 1

      >>If you've got your dick in your hand while you look at it it's porn.

      >Great. Well, as of last night, Better Homes and Gardens and the American Machinist's Handbook are both porn.

      Better yet, Slashdot is now a porn site. So no /. at work!

    24. Re:Hypocrisy by kraut · · Score: 1

      > Exactly my point. If I'm looking at a nude piece of art and some tooth-fairy worshipping zealot thinks its gross, I shouldn't be stopped. They have a choice not to look over your shoulder.

      True, but there's a balance. A library is a public place, and there are limits to what is acceptable in public places. It's no more acceptable for you to look at porn in the library than it is to wank in public.

      Also, I don't see why other taxpayers should subsidise your enjoyment of www.disgustinggrannies.com.

      > And if you are worried about the children, guess what? They got here through SEX!! Yes, a penis actually entered a vagina and sperm was injected! There might have even been some oral sex to get the whole thing started!!
      Agreed, to an extent; I'm much more concerned about the level of violence in the media than about the odd boob. After all, small children seeing boobs is the most natural thing in the world. That doesn't mean that I want my three year old to see people having sex.

      > How about not worrying about the kids being parented by the government and start parenting them yourself.
      You mean by, for example, taking them to the library to get some good books? Okay, let's agree that if I catch you looking at porn in my local library, I'll personally slap you instead of getting the police involved? And when I'm done with that I'll call your mother and tell her exactly what you've been doing.

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    25. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's this attitude here that if something is technically a civil liberty

      What the hell is "technical" about it? Either agree that it's a civil liberty or disagree but either way drop the weasel wording.

    26. Re:Hypocrisy by hikikomori · · Score: 0

      It's like asking people to please stop treating my wife rudely.

      No it isn't! It's like walking up to a total stranger on the street who is chewing gum, and asking them to stop, because the noise annoys you. You are speaking against strangers who are doing nothing to you, but the thing they're doing triggers an emotional response in you. It is you who are now being rude by saying things to strangers to control their otherwise self-contained behavior. Get control of your feelings, Luke!

      If they were being rude to your wife, you'd have a right to say something, establish physical limits, etc. But that's not the case here. And this seems to be a recurring Republican theme - controlling the others' behavior that has absolutely no effect on community, individuals, nation, etc.

    27. Re:Hypocrisy by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Some people (not me ;) get off looking at things like feet. To them, that is porn. In other (e.g. cultural) contexts even images of topless women may not really be regarded sexually. Even so the very beauty of a woman is directly, intrinsically and inseparably tied to her sexuality --- thus it's part of art, and even something that would clearly be considered "art" is often at least partially titillating even while simultaneously being intellectually or emotionally stimulating. It's a very blurry line, and actually impossible to draw boundaries. 'Porn' is in the eye of the beholder. Almost anything can become the object of a fetish. Some people find pictures of condoms stimulating, yet we frequently see them on information sites for HIV/AIDS which we should hardly ban now. Pictures of breasts appear on breast cancer information sites - should those sites be blocked in libraries? Pictures of e.g. genitalia are frequently necessary on medical information sites (e.g. I recently had a prostate infection with related complications and needed some information on how my piping works ... such sites as I visited would also be "pornographic" if viewed as such, yet it would be stupid to ban them).

      Should we appoint some sort of central committee to "decide" what is porn (or rather what's "appropriate") and what isn't? Like China? That's not only expensive but can never really work. Ultimately the only answer is allowing freedom to do anything that doesn't harm others, and locking people up for actions that harm others.

    28. Re:Hypocrisy by AlterTick · · Score: 1
      stolen goods (copyright infringement)

      Minor nitpick. Copyright infringement involves neither stealing nor goods, so it is a remarkably poor example of "stolen goods". Copyright infringement is simply copyright infringement. It even has its own section of law, completely separate from the laws covering theft of real property.

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    29. Re:Hypocrisy by Damek · · Score: 1

      Kryten, is that you? Listen, no DIY guides should be giving a human being a double polaroid!

    30. Re:Hypocrisy by bandannarama · · Score: 1

      Ahem. A $10-a-month dial-up connection will NOT get me all the porn I want.

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    31. Re:Hypocrisy by ignavusincognitus · · Score: 1

      I know it when I see it.

    32. Re:Hypocrisy by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      at least, not where there's a significant chance of it disturbing other patrons, including children.

      I'm disturbed by people reading anything by Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity. I also think children will be harmed by viewing anything by either of these two idiots. Since when do people have the right to not be disturbed?

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    33. Re:Hypocrisy by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      believe what you want, but when the Gestapo err sorry the homeland security comes to your door claiming that the color of your house is offensive, I'll be basking in Canadian sun while you're slaving away at a deathcamp.

      so that is taking things to extreme but the whole concept is that once they get away with something, they'll try something a little riskier, and on, and on, until they have enough power to tell you that your house is the wrong color, or that the grass on your lawn isn't long enough, or that you can only wear socks on mondays, or anything. If you've given them enough power eventually it'll bite you on the ass.

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    34. Re:Hypocrisy by HardCase · · Score: 1

      In Soveit Russia, Police's job is a part of the porn

      In Soviet Russia, spelling misses you.

    35. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To me it may be a difficult math equation. Math makes me hard. Not horny like pr0n, only physically erected. If the problem is too difficult I often end up masturbating to relieve the stress. Am I weird? =)

    36. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I don't see why other taxpayers should subsidise your enjoyment of www.disgustinggrannies.com.

      First of all, I'm not so sure that all libraries are funded by tax money; some have an endowment. What I would be worried about is all these stupid politicians who advocate a laptop for every student. Any such endeavors are a total waste of money, which will result in nothing more than damaged equipment, and wasted class time for students to browse for pornography and news about their current idol.

    37. Re:Hypocrisy by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      Define 'define'.

      As long as we are talking local rules of conduct rather than criminal code, leaving room for interpretation by the local librarian would be far better in most cases.

    38. Re:Hypocrisy by t-twisted · · Score: 1

      You are offended that a patron was looking at porn in a library. The point is to be offended that he was asked to leave by government employees for viewing porn in a library. They already point out in the article that this is not the typical use of the internet in libraries.

    39. Re:Hypocrisy by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Also, I don't see why other taxpayers should subsidise your enjoyment of www.disgustinggrannies.com.

      Said taxpayer is subsidising the library and the computer in it. So the question should rather be "Why should other taxpayers NOT subsidise your enjoyment of _____________?". You'd have to introduce exemptions and give reasons for them because by default there are no limits to what you can look at (except maybe for child pornography).

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    40. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      It's a library. The root of the word is libre, as in free. You are free to do whatever is not illegal on that computer. When your time at the computer is done, the next person is free to do the same. You don't like it, don't go to the library.

      I don't like that John Q. Poindexter is looking at pro-Christian-Fundamentalist propaganda on the library computer.* You see, it's my tax money, too. So, what to do? Not a fucking thing. I can't stop him and neither can you.

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    41. Re:Hypocrisy by Macdude · · Score: 1

      I'm saying "I would appreciate it if you don't look at porn on easily-visible computers because it's extremely rude."

      And my reply would be "Please stop reading over my shoulder, it's extremely rude".

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    42. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's a library. The root of the word is libre, as in free.


      No, the root of the word is liber (libr-) meaning "book".

      ORIGIN late Middle English : via Old French from Latin libraria `bookshop,' feminine (used as a noun) of librarius `relating to books,' from liber, libr- `book.'
    43. Re:Hypocrisy by linguae · · Score: 0
      It's a library. The root of the word is libre, as in free

      Who modded this insightful? That's wrong. The root of library is the Latin word liber, meaning book. Spanish for book is libro, by the way, which is a Romance language. The Spanish word librería means bookstore, and bibliotéca means library. The word library has nothing to do with the root libre; there are private libraries that are not free. (To add, the root libre means free as in liberty, not free as in beer, which is represented by the Latin word gratis)

    44. Re:Hypocrisy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The etymological mistake was already corrected by a previous poster. Still, the use of the materials at a public library should not be restricted based on content.

  10. Not only porn by recoiledsnake · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the article here

    A federal employee gets hassled by Homeland Security for antiwar stickers on his car. Is it a mistake, a new rule, or the part of a trend of the First Amendment being bullied out of existence? Read the transcript, read the rules and decide for yourself

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    1. Re:Not only porn by Greg+Merchan · · Score: 1

      As I was reading the article, I had the most bizarre experience. I heard a machine-enhanced voice maybe 200 meters outside my window, barking orders. This is not a normal occurence; there are no drill fields, car lots, schools, or other possible sources nearby. By the time I finished reading, military style chants could be heard from all sides of the apartment complex. I ran to the window just in time to see several groups jogging away in formation down the highway. Only adding to the surrealism was that they had a police escort holding back traffic as they went by.

    2. Re:Not only porn by NtroP · · Score: 4, Interesting
      A federal employee gets hassled by Homeland Security for antiwar stickers on his car.
      I'd classify myself as in support of [the current] war. I also happen to drive a very nice vehicle that I'd never consider putting anything tacky like a bumper sticker on (I don't even like the inspection stickers on my windshield). But I'll tell you what: If I found out that there were government agents hassling people over an anti-war sticker in an official capacity - I'd have my car plastered with them!

      That sort of thing has no place in this country! As a private citizen I have a right to disagree with the anti-war people and I can take it up with them, but the Government had better back the fsck off!

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    3. Re:Not only porn by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "But I'll tell you what: If I found out that there were government agents hassling people over an anti-war sticker in an official capacity - I'd have my car plastered with them!"

      Well you just found out!. There it is in black and white. If you want you can call the guy and confirm.

      So what are you going to do? Anything at all (other then your slashdot post)?

      I don't mean to be mean but I would guess you will do absolutely nothing. YOu will simply go on with your life until it hits closer to home. So some liberal democrat scientists gets hassled in Idaho, what does that have to do with you. Right?

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    4. Re:Not only porn by bani · · Score: 1

      But I'll tell you what: If I found out that there were government agents hassling people over an anti-war sticker in an official capacity - I'd have my car plastered with them!

      The article makes it pretty clear that is exactly what happened. DHS officials, in their official capacity (they were on-duty, and threatened citations), harassed a person over their anti-war stickers.

      i really wish they had cited him, so he would have grounds for a lawsuit.

    5. Re:Not only porn by NtroP · · Score: 1
      So what are you going to do? Anything at all (other then your slashdot post)?

      YOu will simply go on with your life until it hits closer to home. So some liberal democrat scientists gets hassled in Idaho, what does that have to do with you. Right?

      To be perfectly blunt, yes. It would be rather pointless and disingenuous of me to put anti-war stickers on my car when 1) I don't really feel that way, and 2) I don't have anyone in my vicinity who has been overstepping their bounds in this regard. Along these lines I've said many times that I'd like to see some PETA activist throw blood or red paint on me when I walk by in my leather jacket. Just because this is known to have happened elsewhere in the world, does it make sense for me to assault the next PETA freak I see - even if they've never done this to me? I live in Alaska, we have a lot of animal activists up here - I'd have plenty of chance to do it. But they've never overstepped their bounds around me yet, so I leave them be.

      I know this is not exactly the same scenario as I posted about earlier, but the sentiment is the same: "Shame on the people who are abusing their authority (or other citizen's rights). If I get the chance to do anything about it, I will". To put this into a more likely scenario: I have a liberal coworker. He's young, and naive yet, so we kinda keep him around as a mascot, of sorts. My town is located between an Army Post and an Air Force base. My wife is currently active duty and I'm ex-Navy. The military is a huge part of our local economy. Naturally, most people are pretty supportive of our troops and the war in Iraq. If my coworker was getting hassled by the local authorities about his anti-war bumper stickers, I'd be the first one out the door to defend him. I've served my time defending his right to be a liberal peace-nick and my wife is still serving this country (in fact she leaves next week, again) so that all of you can have a safe place to do your little demonstrations.

      I was not raised in America. I was in high school before I came to live in this great land. English is my second language and it disgusts me that I have a better grasp of it than most "Americans" seem to. I've seen first hand what corrupt governments do to their people. I've been through the agony of wondering where my father was taken for the weeks he disappeared. I've been face down on the ground with my brothers and sister while soldiers "searched" (read looted) our home simply to harass us. I take civil liberties *very* seriously.

      I know you don't know me and I know my first post might have sounded flip, but I meant what I said. I'm also realistic about what my actions can accomplish. So, you tell me, do you really think it would make sense to put anti-war stickers on my car? Especially in light of the fact that my town, of all places, would be the place where you'd expect the "redneck sheriff" to hassle the peace-nick - yet they don't. We know what people's rights are up here - that's why many of us are here in the first place - Instead of the Left Coast. Up here, we still have the right to bear arms, the right to free speech and the right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. And we'll defend that right. We'll even defend your right to be a jerk, as long as you're being a jerk doesn't impact our rights.

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    6. Re:Not only porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd classify myself as in support of [the current] war.

      So good of you to point out what a complete moron you are. $500 BILLION dollars wasted and counting. Asshats like yourself who support the war should foot the entire bill for this idiocy.

    7. Re:Not only porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be perfectly blunt, yes. It would be rather pointless and disingenuous of me to put anti-war stickers on my car when 1) I don't really feel that way, and 2) I don't have anyone in my vicinity who has been overstepping their bounds in this regard.

      So when you wrote:

      If I found out that there were government agents hassling people over an anti-war sticker in an official capacity - I'd have my car plastered with them!

      That was just you being a god damn liar, right? You are such a cock sucker it's almost beyond belief.

    8. Re:Not only porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Along these lines I've said many times that I'd like to see some PETA activist throw blood or red paint on me when I walk by in my leather jacket.

      I'd like to see it, too. You'd wet your pants like the lying little bitch you are.

      The military is a huge part of our local economy. Naturally, most people are pretty supportive of our troops and the war in Iraq.

      Naturally. Who cares whether or not it is a just war, so long as it helps your local economy, you miserable little shit stain.

    9. Re:Not only porn by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You yourself said.

      "I'd classify myself as in support of [the current] war. I also happen to drive a very nice vehicle that I'd never consider putting anything tacky like a bumper sticker on (I don't even like the inspection stickers on my windshield). But I'll tell you what: If I found out that there were government agents hassling people over an anti-war sticker in an official capacity - I'd have my car plastered with them!"

      I pointed out that you will do no such thing. You will instead sit quietly and watch from afar like most Americans do and you basically agreed with me.

      YOu don't really care about civil liberties unless it impacts you directly. If some liberal in some far off town is getting hassled by the govt for speaking against the war you have no problem with that.

      By the way "supporting the troops" doesn't mean sending them off to some place to die and kill. Especially for no reason other then to make some people lots of money. And before you go off about how we are delivering freedom to the downtrodden I would like to point you in the direction of North Korea, China, Palestine, most of africa, cuba and a dozen other countries where people deserve to live in freedom. Too bad none of them have oil though.

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    10. Re:Not only porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm going to go ahead and agree with everyone else on this one. You are a piece of shit. Blatantly lying in your first post and then completely renegging on that because it's not close enough to home? Sickening. I hate to say it, but it's sad people like you that really need to have something like this happen to them before they realize that hey, wow, it can happen to anyone. It's stupid people like yourself that think they're above it that are hurting us and letting this kind of action slide. If 299,999,999 other people had their first amendment rights trampled on, but not you, would you care? If your postings hold any weight, probably not. You'd just continue with your life because it hasn't done anything to you personally. Nice work you selfish piece of trash. You don't deserve the protections our Constitution grants you. Oh, and don't feel the need to tell us how you protect those freedoms for us while having been in the Navy. You haven't. Despite what you've been told, you haven't protected them for us, or anyone else. You weaken them by shitting on them like you did in your postings and then not even realizing it, or caring apparently. Piece of trash.

  11. I have an idea that will save $3.6M/year... by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 4, Funny
    "In the post-9/11 era, even suburban counties have homeland security departments. Montgomery County will not specify how many officers are in the department's security division, citing security reasons. Its annual budget, including salaries, is $3.6 million."

    I have an idea that will save $3.6M/year...can you guess what it is?

    1. Re:I have an idea that will save $3.6M/year... by luvirini · · Score: 1

      Outsource those jobs to India?

    2. Re:I have an idea that will save $3.6M/year... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      "Hello?"

      "*in thick Indian accent* Sir, you are under arrest, please to be reporting to local police station for processing."

      "What?"

      "Umm... Under arrest, please to be reporting to police now."

      "Look, I'm not interested in whatever you're selling." *click*

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    3. Re:I have an idea that will save $3.6M/year... by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Selling "protection" to small business owners?

  12. Wow.. by biglig2 · · Score: 1

    I didn't realise you had state-level homeland security people. Sounds a bit confusing to me.

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    1. Re:Wow.. by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      They were not state level. They were county level. Unless Montgomery County has recently seceded from the Commonwealth of Virginia.

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    2. Re:Wow.. by Shag · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, these are county level. If you're from outside the US, that's a further subdivision within a state.

      After 9/11, pretty much every state got some homeland security/anti-terror stuff going (my freshly-retired aunt worked for the state I grew up in, and I think wound up with ties to their anti-terror folks, since she dealt with things terrorists like, such as laundered money), and funding for "homeland security" has been doled out down to the lowest levels of government (where it's been spent on some truly weird stuff).

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    3. Re:Wow.. by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      Or if they recently seceded from the state of Maryland, which is probably slightly more likely (than Virginia invading Maryland and then Montgomery county leaving).

      That teaches me to post before I've had a cup of coffee.

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    4. Re:Wow.. by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Virginia?

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    5. Re:Wow.. by nwbvt · · Score: 1

      Read my previous post.

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    6. Re:Wow.. by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      To be technical, in the 'United States of America', there are no such things as counties, or even cities. There are merely states. (Erm, and districts and Indian reservations and stuff like that.)

      Within states, there are often things called counties, or districts, and things called cities and towns. Their existences, and what power they have, is entirely up to the state they are within. (This is opposed to the USA vs. state relationship, where states, in theory, have rights that cannot be taken away.) Legally, these Federal government recognizes these solely to the level of "Come up with some area and call it the 'state capital' so we can put some Federal buildings there for you.", and that's about it.

      So putting this, ultimately, on Maryland, is probably correct. Maryland's letting its counties run around with these sort of law enforcement.

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    7. Re:Wow.. by Shag · · Score: 1

      Kickass! I work for Google now!

      Well... maybe I don't.

      I work for a university... which gets some of its funding from NASA... which gets some of its funding from federal taxes... some of which come from Google.

      Just like the officers in question work for Montgomery county, which gets some of its funding from the state of Maryland, although the funding for their particular jobs probably just passed through the state government on the way down from the federal department of homeland security.

      They're county officers, unless they get paychecks that don't say "Montgomery County" on 'em. :)

      (Now, I know, as you probably do, that the retirement plan for those county officers, and even the municipal employees around them, is probably a state-level retirement plan. That's mostly an economies-of-scale thing, I guess.)

      So putting this, ultimately, on Maryland, is probably correct. Maryland's letting its counties run around with these sort of law enforcement.

      Hey, stop trying to dodge the blame here! That homeland security money comes from the feds, who get it from your taxes! Ultimately, it's your fault for letting them spend it foolishly. ;)

      Well, unless you're not an American taxpayer, I suppose...

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  13. You know what really grinds my gears? by thedletterman · · Score: 0

    Where in the Bible does it say a man shouldn't have the right to knock out a couple knuckle babies in the privacy of his public library because he doesn't have a DVD player?

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    1. Re:You know what really grinds my gears? by anoack · · Score: 0

      No where! Because the bible is too long to read!

  14. Cheers! by MMC+Monster · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cheers to the librarian who had the guts to stand up to defend the rights of the people.

    As the article mentions, the library system in that county includes privacy screens so that people can view whatever they want without disturbing anyone else. A very reasonable alternative to blocking sites based on content.

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    1. Re:Cheers! by sokoban · · Score: 1

      "Cheers to the librarian who had the guts to stand up to defend the rights of the people."

      A libertarian librarian, perhaps?

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  15. But is it just the people? by WebHostingGuy · · Score: 1

    (flame on hold)

    Is the real problem the law, homeland security or just the people in the position?

    I think the problem here is that you have individuals who went outside the boundry of what they are supposed to do. Yes, it is wrong. However, do you know blame the law or the agency they work for? Isn't it just a problem with these knuckleheads? They were doing something they were supposed to be doing. I think it is more of a people problem, rather than a problem with the law. If they were doing what they were supposed to do, and their manager making sure they are doing what they are supposed to do none of this would have happened.

    People make mistakes all the time, but it seems nowdays we blame the law or organization for the actions of a few. I think we should blame the law or the organization in certain cases but this isn't this just the case here. We all have *quasi-idiots* working around us at times. Just as they do not define who we are I don't think it is fair to say Homeland Security is therefore bad.

    (/flame on hold)
    (flame on begin)

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    1. Re:But is it just the people? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      >We all have *quasi-idiots* working around us at times. Just as they do not define who we are I don't think it is fair to say Homeland Security is therefore bad.

      It is Homeland Security responsibity to tell them what they should be doing. It is Homeland Security responsiblity to train them correctly and tell them what they can do and what they cannot. It is Homeland Security's responsiblity for hiring professional and intelligent people, ie not hiring "quasi-idiots".

      Even Homeland Security knows this. From the article:
      Still, Montgomery plans to train its homeland security officers "so they fully understand library policy and its consistency with residents' First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution," Romer said in his statement.

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    2. Re:But is it just the people? by smokin_juan · · Score: 1

      People make mistakes all the time, but it seems nowdays we blame the law or organization for the actions of a few.

      What sort of training do these "officials" receive? Are they just dropped into the position with instructions to get "bad" people?
      Aren't hiring practices tight enough to keep the riff-raff out?
      Do you need a security clearance for homeland a "security" position?
      Are like-minded cronies being hired into positions?
      Are laws and organizations in-line with the core principals of the United States Government?

      People might be less inclined to blame the law or organization if those entities didn't provide so many blazing examples for abuse of power.

      I think someone once called it "eternal vigilance." Of course, if he were alive today he'd be sitting in gitmo.

    3. Re:But is it just the people? by 47F0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Is the real problem the law, homeland security or just the people in the position?"

      The real problem, in my immodest opinion is the people of the U.S. who have no sense of history. The creation of secretive (how many agents are there - what exactly do they do?) police agencies, with broad-reaching, and vaguely defined powers has, historically, never been a good thing for the populace. I repeat, never.

      This is not about a couple of bad eggs. Their abuse of power is not at all inconsistant with the framework they operate in. They are not the disease - they are a symptom of the disease and are by no means unique.

      The fact that we are so ignorant of this is sometimes blamed on the government who educated us to be sheep. I don't buy it. So far, at least, basic history is available to most of our citizens. We can all do this - and should - At least, until the men in uniforms come to the library to take the history books off of the shelves.

    4. Re:But is it just the people? by nancypants · · Score: 1
      Let's just assume, for our own safety, that every single person is a complete idiot.

      Now let's consider the ramifications of allowing these idiots nearly free-reign with far-reaching, vague laws, and let's factor into this equation the fact that some people are just power hungry.

      In a perfect world, all our police would be intelligent, sensitive individuals, but we all know that isn't the case. The US government is set up with a system of checks and balances so one or two idiots don't end up ruling the place, and that form of damage control should be applied to law enforcement as well.

      What the hell did people expect when the government said, "Hey, guys, it seems we have this terrorism problem, so could be just monitor everyone a little more closely for a while until this is all straightened out? Thanks!" I sincerely doubt this will be temporary unless we get someone not power hungry in office as soon as possible.

    5. Re:But is it just the people? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Exactly.

      The framework is breaking. Yes, individual examples always have good reasons, or have people acting 'outside their authority', or were started by 'overeager' people.

      Fuck. That.

      The framework is the problem. The idea that anyone in the government can do anything they want for 'security' reasons, like torturing innocent people and wiretapping in violation of the law, is the problem,. The mouthpieces of the Right constantly calling anyone who says 'whoa, hold on, let's back off a bit' a 'traitor' is the problem. The Federal government constantly driving this government into hitherto unseen levels of incompetance by hiring partisan hacks instead of people with actual skills, where 'incompetance' often translates into 'instead of doing my job, I'll harrass people I don't like' is the problem.

      We know this specific instance is unacceptable. We don't need to have a damn discussion about it.

      What we need to have is a discussion about what the hell Maryland thought they were doing creating this force, and why this 'Homeland Security' force thought that enforcing morality is part of 'security'. (I don't mean that exactly how that sounds. Even if enforcing morality was something the goverment was doing, it would not be the job of 'Homeland Security'.)

      And I don't give a damn if they're a blue state or a red state. The problem, the attitude of the government and the framework in which they see themselves, is trickling down from the very top of the government. Our local governments have always taken cues from the Feds, which is normally a good thing when the Fed create programs like Medicaid (Mildly ironic example now), but not that great when the Feds decide to take the country down the road it's going now.

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    6. Re:But is it just the people? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      I'm in the military, these kind of people are found all over the place. They are annoying and usually get quaint nicknames such as "Toocrib Nazi", "TO Nazi", "QA Nazi", "CAMS Nazi", and my personal favorite "Little Hitler".

      Their favorite hobbie is to look up obscure rules and regulations that go counter with the reality, and make a big stink till they are enforced.

      For the most part they are just annoying rather than being part of a greater conspiracy. They are just busy bodies that weren't beat enough as a child for being bosy or a taddletail.

    7. Re:But is it just the people? by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      When these laws are debated or when discussing incidents like these, where the powers granted to law enforcement are zealously interpreted, the cliches "slippery slope" and "power corrupts" are brought out. Give an office of state power and there will be someone who comes along and abuses it. Our system, at its roots, holds faith that the fallibility of people can be mitigated by distributing limited powers among independent organs of the state, by freedom of speech and press, by regular elections by secret ballot, and by making the government do its work before it seizes property or interferes with a person's daily affairs.

      Now some of the abuse of the government will be willful and conscious wrongdoing by bad persons, such as embezzling tax funds. But some of the abuse will be justified by the abusers and their supporters along the lines of making sure it's easier for good people to do good things or ensuring that the "right" people stay in charge of an institution. (And I've seen instances of where embezzlement was tolerated by a person's political allies because of all the "good things" he had done while in his position!) Keeping the good people in power and eliminating the "bad" people are the common threads of justification which run through the disappearings, unlimited incarcerations, pogroms, purges, and genocides committed by those on the left and those on the right.

      Overreaching people will occasionally be found in the corridors of power, so, yes, these officers and their supervisors who took upon the charge of values-policing are at fault. But, I expect there will be no punishment, because these people will argue that pornography is bad, it shouldn't be near children, and if you want to punish these officers, you must be for pornography near children. And next thing you know someone else will jump up and say there should be a law which expands library surveillance by the police to allow for identification and monitoring of pornography-viewers in addition to the people being monitored for viewing sites with words the government has deemed to threaten homeland security. That existing law seems to suggest that police should be going into libraries and keeping track of what some people are reading seems to me to open the door to this kind of mischief. But, your point is taken, this incident could have happened with or without the Patriot Act or Department of Homeland Security or this state/county/muncipal safety department. Still, laws which expand law enforcement privileges and powers written in a time of fear by the self-sanctified are deeply disturbing to me and I think this incident reflects poorly on the PATRIOT act and Homeland Security enforcement and suggests that this would be a good time to revisit the debate.

    8. Re:But is it just the people? by MonkWB · · Score: 0

      1: these "*quasi-idiots*" are supposed to be the ones protecting us, supposedly. Does that not scare you in itself? 2: At some point we can go from blaming the people that executed it to the department that allowed it by giving the power to those people. Give people the power or the idea of power, tell them they are on their own to use such power, and watch evil be done.

  16. Retroactive training by NorbrookC · · Score: 1

    FTA: "Still, Montgomery plans to train its homeland security officers "so they fully understand library policy and its consistency with residents' First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution," Romer said in his statement."

    How about doing that before you send them out? It's one of those little points the rest of us would call: "obvious".

    I'd be the first to say that you shouldn't be viewing porn sites on a library computer, and no, I don't think you have the "right" to use a publically funded, public access computer to do so. Get your own computer, a broadband connection, and go to town if you want to do that.

    I do have a problem when you get to the terms "obscene" or "offensive." An amazing number of things can get rolled into those terms. I also find the idea that some "official" person is going to harass me even more offensive than any material on a computer screen. This seems to be a new extension of an old battle. Remember when the fight was over what books were in a library? That some government bureaucrat can tell me what I'm allowed to see or know is the most dangerous thing of all.

    1. Re:Retroactive training by absurdist · · Score: 1

      "I'd be the first to say that you shouldn't be viewing porn sites on a library computer, and no, I don't think you have the "right" to use a publically funded, public access computer to do so."

      I call bullshit.

      Those public funds are made up of MY tax dollars as well. And I'm sick and tired of individuals such as yourself who seem to have the idea that you're the only ones paying taxes, and therefore have the right to dictate how all public money should be spent.

      To put it into a different perspective, parts of the bible are disgusting and perverse in the extreme in my view. Should I have the right to have the bible banned from public libraries because of those views? If you don't grant me that, then STFU about how offended you are.

      To quote a great philosopher you may have heard of, "If thine eye offends thee, pluck it out."

    2. Re:Retroactive training by NorbrookC · · Score: 1

      To put it into a different perspective, parts of the bible are disgusting and perverse in the extreme in my view. Should I have the right to have the bible banned from public libraries because of those views?

      Let me guess, you also believe that you should be able to read your Hustler in a elementary school yard during recess? Yes, parts of the Bible are offensive - remember the Soviets banned it not because it was "religious" but because it was "pornography". That said, there is a difference between a book sitting on a shelf that you have to pull out and go sit down and read, versus putting up pictures on a computer screen that anyone can see walking by, and if you're going to some movie site, have to listen to. You don't leave nice, easily accessed bookmarks and pointers for the next person who comes along to see, like you do with a computer.

      Now, if you want to have separate sections of computers, with private "adult only" areas in libraries, fine, I'll back you.

  17. county level, not federal by JeffSh · · Score: 1

    this only moderates the seriousness of the issue, but i feel it is fair to point out that this is some County's homeland security department, that is seemly unrelated to the federal homeland security agency.

    that said, it's still a farce and needs to be dealt with, but in my experience with local government, it's much easier for stupid/retarded things to happen at the local level than it is at higher levels.

    its all stupid, just varying degrees of it.. this happening with a county level department is just alittle bit easier to understand HOW it could happen... not why.

  18. Hand them your ACLU Card by RedHatLinux · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most MD police are yocals and bullies, who will try to bully or dick you around if you let. I've found that handing them my ACLU card deters them. Even better was I knew some of these commanders, and there was nothing funnier than watching an officer explain to division/area commander, why he trying to get the county sued.

    1. Re:Hand them your ACLU Card by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

      How the fuck did this get modded up?

    2. Re:Hand them your ACLU Card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's interesting. If producing an ACLU card forces nitwits to stop overstepping the bounds of their authority, perhaps that will encourage more people to join the ACLU. The next time you do this, do it loudly, and explain what just happened to any interested-looking bystanders. If enough people get sick of intrusions like this and follow your example, the ACLU might gain enough power to be a real force in politics.

      Of course, then we'd have to establish an organisation to curb the excesses of the ACLU-run police state after it is vaulted into power. Remember, power corrupts.

    3. Re:Hand them your ACLU Card by RedHatLinux · · Score: 2, Funny

      With Mod points.

  19. You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by jdwclemson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article states nothing about these employees actually trying to enforce Homeland Security regulatinos, they were clearly speaking on their own behalf. This was irresponsible, as they were in uniform and on duty. Keep on mind that they were also part of a subsidiary of the DHS. This is the same thing as if a fey Marines still in uniform did the same thing. It isn't Department of Defense policy to enforce indecency, but that doesn't mean they can keep every one of their thousands of employees from doing this kind of thing out of personal ignorance. Homeland Security is only focused on the safety of people, look at their site and look into their operations(http://www.dhs.gov./ They are not investigators, they are not crime stoppers, those guards were sent there to patrol and they stepped out of bounds. Look into the matter more and you can be sure they got in trouble for this irresponsible move on their part. Some people just are not aware that playboy is available at the library for its articles. If this mess was actually caused by a Homeland Security rule, I would say it might be a big deal, but clearly it had NOTHING to do with them except for that two employees stepped out of bounds while in uniform, and they need to be reprimanded.

    1. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If these Yahoo's thought they were doing the "Right thing" it speaks volumes about the DHS hiring policies and procedures. I mean come the hell on, someone with even basic understanding of law enforcement protocals would know this sort of thing was not appropriate. This points to a poor training program, and apparently a lowest common denominator hiring program.

      Which brings up an interesting point, what exactly is required to be qualified to work for the DHS in this role or similar?

    2. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by dfjunior · · Score: 1

      cuáles son regulatinos?

    3. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what, exactly, were they sent there to patrol?

    4. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by nancypants · · Score: 1

      Regardless of whether their actions were against policy, they still did it. What else do these cops do that's against policy that they get away with?

    5. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by This+is+outrageous! · · Score: 1
      It isn't Department of Defense policy to enforce indecency

      Please do not cut & paste opinions on Abu Ghraib here. This case is different.

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    6. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by fozzy1015 · · Score: 1

      If these Yahoo's thought they were doing the "Right thing" it speaks volumes about the DHS hiring policies and procedures.

      Who do you think are the type of people who'd WANT to become this type of an enforcer in the first place?

    7. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by jdwclemson · · Score: 1

      Since when did pornography become such a great thing? By no means is it professional or something that has any place in a professional setting. Try taking a playboy to work, what happens. Try looking at internet porn, see what happens. I am not saying you should not be allowed to look if you want, but certain places it is appropriate, and some it is not. In terms of actual law, I can see how looking at pornography in a library might be ok as long as you don't hold it up for children to see, but it is still in poor character. It was not the job of the guards to enforce such things. On the message that said how they guards reflected the will of their superiors, do you even know anybody who works for the DHS? That in no way represents their will, their job has nothing to do with things such as pornography. It might as well have been sanitation workers who made this error.

    8. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by bani · · Score: 1

      They didn't need to be reprimanded.

      They were clearly so out of bounds, they needed to be fired.

      "reassignment" is tacit approval of their behavior.

    9. Re:You really think this is DHS policy? NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would say it might be a big deal"? Wow... you're so right, this a complete non-issue. Can you feel the sarcasm there?

      Just because the President or the DHS head didn't authorize these guys to do it specifically or that it's not an official rule doesn't mean it's a non-issue. How many cops have done things in uniform that are illegal, but people follow what they say because they are an official in uniform and the people don't know the laws that protect them from the illegal activity. Do you think that's not a big deal either? I believe some cops have raped women in uniform in the guise of a frisk that leads somewhere else. Probably also a non-issue. Not even rape though... even a hardcore frisk on a woman is enough to be a "big deal."

      In uniform, in the name of DHS, they did this. Their bosses hired them, meaning that someone above them is stupid enough to hire zealotous idiots or that they implicitly accept this behavior. Probably the latter since they were only reassigned. Hmm... reassigned, yet not fired... I wonder if they will change their beliefs after this incident. Probably not, and they will probably continue their illegal and assholish ways through other means than going physically to a library. BUT, you are 100% correct. It is a complete non-issue. Moron.

  20. This surprises me... by Billbapapa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm not upset in the least that a regular police officer stopped this, but I am surprised that they were able to.

    I admit I don't know too much about these Homeland Security officers but I somehow imagined they would outrank the police. From the article it sounds like they are no more powerful than your run of the mill mall security guard - at least those guys are given flashlights.

    1. Re:This surprises me... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Because as several other posters pointed out, these aren't United States Department of Homeland Security personnel. They work for the Montgomery County Department of Homeland Security, which, I strongly suspect, was an organization created for the sole purpose of funneling federal "homeland security" dollars into the county coffers, with perhaps the added benefit (if you see it that way) of providing employment for the type of person who likes to walk around in a uniform and a baseball cap embroidered with something official-looking, telling other people what to do. Almost certainly, any real increase in security would be gained by spending the money on the Montgomery County Sheriff's Department -- but that wouldn't sound as macho and fun, would it?

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    2. Re:This surprises me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Almost certainly, any real increase in security would be gained by spending the money on the Montgomery County Sheriff's Department -- but that wouldn't sound as macho and fun, would it?"

      Montgomery County isn't some rube county in rural Maryland, it's considered one of the wealthiest, best educated places to live in the world. And the locals there *don't care* about porn. They're religious in the classic sense, that is, faith is a personal issue and has no place in interfering in other people's affairs.

      I'm telling you all this to let you know that the Sheriff's department is used primarily for court duties, and the Montgomery County police is an extremely large, professional unit who makes a point of not harrassing citizens. The cops by and large are college educated as well, and they view their job not as revenue machines but as peace officers. I suspect they did not like the thought that these guys from HS (who probably couldn't get into the plice academy) were trying to disturb the peace.

      So I suspect you're right about one thing: they used homeland security money to provide some required security on county buildings, but no, pumping more money into the police department here will not add significantly to our security because we *are* secure already in Montgomery County. We are diverse, wealthy as a county and take pride in being liberal in the classic sense. I suspect most of my fellow citizens are fairly outraged by this abuse of power by this little half-pint idiots.

    3. Re:This surprises me... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Okay, I didn't realize that Montgomery County had its own PD, separate from the SD; thanks for the clarification. I think my point still stands (substitute "PD" for "SD" in my previous post.) If there is any significant security threat in the county, the regular cops are going to be far better at dealing with it than these jumped-up wannabes.

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    4. Re:This surprises me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the librarian stopped it. The cop probably just backed what he/she said about the law.

  21. Terrorist have won by 8400_RPM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When people are standing in the libraries monitoring what we read, the terrorist have won.

    They haven't killed any more people, but they've killed what makes America, America. Our freedom.

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    1. Re:Terrorist have won by pl1ght · · Score: 1

      Please move to another country if you do not care for our level of freedom anymore.

    2. Re:Terrorist have won by 8400_RPM · · Score: 1

      We're not allowed to live where we want anymore either. Nice....

    3. Re:Terrorist have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When people are standing in the libraries monitoring what we read, the terrorist have won.

      If you RFTA, you will see that it's not so much what they guy was reading, but the jpegs he was looking at on a computer screen.

      The library's security officers -- not federal, but employed but Montgomery County in Maryland -- are called "Homeland Security" so that the county can get a few extra bucks from the federal government. Anyway, these security officers' main job is to direct people to the bathroom and to ask people causing a disruption to leave.

      This internet porn guy was probably upsetting little old ladies standing in line for the internet with his viewing of websites like MILF Hunter, so the security guys thought it would be a good idea to ask him to leave. However, this is not the proper procedure.

      The proper procedure is to get out a "privacy screen" and put it around the guy so that no one has to look at some guy wanking to internet porn.

      If you would RTFA, you would know all this.

      They haven't killed any more people, but they've killed what makes America, America. Our freedom.

      Ok, yeah, whatever.

    4. Re:Terrorist have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most dangerous terrorist in the world lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

      He has created more terror around the world than anyone else today, and has created a religious fervor that inspires just enough of his citizens to rally behind him, allowing him to increase the terror he causes, not just to the external 'enemies of the state', but to the 'traitors' in his own country whose only crime is not agreeing with his despotic policies.

      So yes, the terrorist has won. The only question is, will you be able to vote him out of office in 2008?

      (Posted AC because I don't want a visit from the DHS for my 'un-American' views.)

    5. Re:Terrorist have won by Archtech · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's tempting to say that - of course 9/11 and other events smoothed the way - but it's not terrorists who want to take away Americans' liberties. It's other Americans. The terrorist scare just gives them a huge gaping window of opportunity, just as the Communist scare set Joe McCarthy up in business.

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    6. Re:Terrorist have won by fireproof · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the terrorists hate us for our freedom, don't you know? So, if the government takes it all away, then they don't have any reason to hate us any more. See, that's how we win at this game!

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    7. Re:Terrorist have won by jdwclemson · · Score: 1

      That is a fair enough point, but I hope you do not relate this point to the article as far as the federal government goes. Understand that some people out there do not know that pronographic magazines are available at the library, as they have articles. It was foolish of the guards but they were not acting on behalf of the DHS when they did this. It was not federal, state, or local policy being enforced. Just a couple of guys who stepped beyond their duties. To be honest, if I didn't learn years ago that libraries carried playboy for its articles, I might have said something to the man myself. It does seem inappropriate to look at pornography in a public place like a library. What they did was out of ignorance and simply has nothing to do with the position of the government. It was most likely an honest mistake and did not cause any real harm, as they guards were corrected and sent on their way.

    8. Re:Terrorist have won by Dillusionary · · Score: 1

      They have won already. We are just all to stupid to realize it.

      As for the comment on the DHS guys making 'comments' on their belief while wearing a uniform, well we don't pay them for their opinions. We pay them to up hold the laws. So I hope they got fired for this.

    9. Re:Terrorist have won by tclark · · Score: 1

      Why don't we just lock the whiny bastard up?

    10. Re:Terrorist have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. You can't just move to another country. Even if you move, you will spend 5-10 years being in a special immigration bracket that doesn't allow you social security and other tax benefits while you pay tax, can't vote and your residence is subject to disqualification at any time. Plus, countries have very very strict regulations on who they accept (mostly to do with economic potential or capability) - how rich or how productive you are.

      2. If the level of freedom has changed here and you are happy with it, they it should be you should move to another country with your desired level of freedom. In other words, move to IRAN, you stupid fuck!

    11. Re:Terrorist have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      No matter who wants to take away the liberties, someone seems to be succeeding... Just to clarify, I only visit the States, and therefore my view of things is a bit different. A decade ago Russia was a country I felt uneasy to enter, since 1) you could not be sure if you get in 2) you could not be sure if you get out, presuming you first got in. And for example losing your passport while visiting would have been a real scare. Visiting States: well, life was good. Now the table has turned, and I am sure I could easily cope in Russia if I lost my papers. As for the land of the free, I really would not want to be a non-citizen without the proper paperwork. And the border situation has flipped accordingly.

    12. Re:Terrorist have won by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You can't just move to another country.

      Sounds like somebody is bitter about getting his visa denied. Felony conviction keep you out of Canada?

  22. Libraries are perfect for porn by CarpetShark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The library is EXACTLY the place. There are many reasons for looking at "porn" besides getting off. If it was being done in a library, from a book specifically bought in for its value, then the chances are that this "porn" was actually quite historically, culturally or socially important, and that a lot was being learned from it. I for one am very thankful that the library prevailed in this instance.

    1. Re:Libraries are perfect for porn by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cause when I look at porn I'm thinkin about the cultural significance of boobies. /rolls eyes

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    2. Re:Libraries are perfect for porn by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All joking aside, I'm sure many books that examine matriarchal societies (think fertility statues) would fall into this category and be banned. Then again, I can see the Fundamentalist Christians that founded the DHS wanting to ban any reference to matriarchal societies. They predate Christianity and were the basis of many of the "Pagan" religions that Christianity squashed in its rise to power. And, they celebrate the boobie, not the pee-pee.

    3. Re:Libraries are perfect for porn by jc42 · · Score: 1

      There are many reasons for looking at "porn" besides getting off.

      And note that many of those reasons have a history of being attacked as "porn", both in libraries and on the internet.

      For example, google for "porn filter" and "breast cancer". There have been many instances of porn filters blocking sites that deal with things like breast cancer and sexually-transmitted diseases, on the grounds that they're pornographic.

      For another example in the legal sphere, back in the late 60's and early 70's, when I was a student at the U of Wisconsin, there was a bit of a fuss over the fact that the state laws against contraceptives couldn't legally be fought politically, because anything mentioning the topic was legally considered pornography, and would lead to prosecution. Finally some people got the funding together to publicly challenge it, by getting arrested, and the state supreme court threw out the law on First Ammendment grounds.

      But this is an old story. Governments routinely label anything their opponents do as "pornography", even if it has nothing to do with porn as we know it.

      This case was a bit more bizarre than usual, but it's not really out of the common range of intimidation by government agents.

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    4. Re:Libraries are perfect for porn by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yeah, cause when I look at porn I'm thinkin about the cultural significance of boobies. /rolls eyes

      Yeah, but that doesn't mean the egghead sitting at the next terminal isn't. There are a great many sociological, anthropological, physhological, biological, and other absolutely legitimate feilds of scientific research that can include "dirty pictures" as legitimate and vital research materials.

      One particularly interesting research project proved that "homophobic" men... those that expressed active hostility to gays... that most of the time that it is in fact a response to repressing their own homosexual inclinations. That gay-tolerant straigt men have little or no arousal response to gay porn, but that gay-hostile straight men often register full blown erectile responses to gay porn and then engage in psychological denial, turning in false reports of no arousal.

      And of course you can study things like the different treatment of porn in various cultures and between different nations and aross the ages. For example ther are French TV commercials for ordinary products like Pepsi which would qualify as fully pornographic in the US.

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    5. Re:Libraries are perfect for porn by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1

      Only on Slashdot can you use the terms "boobie" and "pee-pee" in your post and get modded as "insightful".

  23. I'd kind of like it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if Homeland Security protected against threats to lives and property rather than personal morality. Of course, I'd also prefer to have the police do the same thing, rather than worry about what hookers or druggies are doing to themselves.

  24. I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surprise by stupidpuppy · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    There's a reason why they call my state "The People's Republic of Maryland".

    Montgomery County is one of the most liberal counties in one of the most liberal states in the country. The "Homeland Security" people in question work for the county, not for the US gov't. And I'm not surprised that they would stoop to bullying library patrons, although I doubt it's authorized, and the perpetrators will probably be disciplined (but not fired, oh no).

    Although, you have to wonder if it's another hoax, like that other "Damning Homeland Security Library Story".

    Although this was done by people working for a liberal county, in a liberal state, and the whole idea of "Homeland Security Departments" was hatched by liberals and just adopted by Bush after 9/11, I'm sure everyone here will blame Bush. Go Slashdot!

  25. It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Obscenity is defined at the local level, and that's fine. And those in many Alabama counties are the most clearly defined and stringent on the books. This degree of state- and local intregity in the make-up of quality-of-life legislation was everything that the Founding Fathers were about. Today, the fine folks of West Hollywood don't have to play by Salt Lake City's mores, and vice-versa. My bet is that the people of Montgomery don't want what they have defined locally as obscene being viewed within the locally run and funded Public Library. The fact that the enforcement is via local DHS dudes muddies the waters, unfortunately, but it doesn't change the fact the locals don't want teh pr0n in the public facilities. The satellite distributors use zipcode masking in their signal encryption to prevent distribution where it's illegal -- they 'get' it. The Internet distributors are about 15 years behind the times, unfortunately.

    I'm always amused by how many people who clamor for a local principality's 'right' to perform gay marriages get their panties in a bunch when another local principality flexes its muscles to enforce their 'right' to ban what they consider obscene. Two sides of the same coin: suck it up.

    1. Re:It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm always amused by how many people who clamor for a local principality's 'right' to perform gay marriages get their panties in a bunch when another local principality flexes its muscles to enforce their 'right' to ban what they consider obscene.

      Well, what an amazing job of package-dealing you've just done there. I guess it's not just the moonbat liberals who have this proclivitiy for conflating completely unrelated issues.

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    2. Re:It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      Yah! And I think we should go back to the times when segregation was all defined at a local level. That'd be fine, right? It'd all be fair and democratic, so for instance in Washington DC the white people could sit at the back of the bus.

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    3. Re:It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, anything local wants to call obscene is their right! And I'm glad to report that many local governments are looking to control the violence that children can be exposed to through video games and other pornography. Its horrifying, some parents even force their children to stare at some kind of murder scene of a guy nailed to some wood! Murder is horrible and no right thinking person should force a child to watch a murder, and thats happening in some sick households. We need to put a stop to this!

      I'm told this is part of some weird cult, call Xtianity or something. The X has something to do with the shape of the wood the people are nailed to. Its sick and obscene! Those xtians are some sick sick perverts, thank god for locals that ban this kind of obscenity!

    4. Re:It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      I'm always amused by how many people who clamor for a local principality's 'right' to perform gay marriages get their panties in a bunch when another local principality flexes its muscles to enforce their 'right' to ban what they consider obscene. Two sides of the same coin: suck it up.

      Most certainly not.

      One side is constitutional. The other side is not.

      To be sparklingly clear: there is no constitutional ban on gay marriages. There is a constitutional right to free speech.

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    5. Re:It's Not Our Definition, Wiseguy by mlilback · · Score: 1
      Today, the fine folks of West Hollywood don't have to play by Salt Lake City's mores, and vice-versa.
      Buzz! Wrong. Care to try again?

      The federal government routinely (under modern Republican administrations) prosecutes adult video companies under the obsenity definitions of the most restrictive county in the country (which I believe is in Western Pennsylvania). They'll order adult movies from there and then sue the California-based businesses for violating local obcenity laws (and often federal postal laws about obcenity using local definitions). Hell, I can't order sex toys over the Internet because the Texas government has prosecuted businesses that have no direct dealings in Texas other than mailing someone what they purchased, therefore scaring those businesses from selling anything to me.

      With the Internet and modern telecommunications, it is no longer possible to define anything at a local level. I can access and purchase things from anywhere in the world over the phone and/or Internet, which therefore means all businesses have to operate under the most restrictive laws/definitions or risk an expensive court battle in a far away location. I would suggest the Supreme Court needs to review its decisions, but with the far-right-friendly appointments of Alito and Roberts, they'd probably ban Playboy as obscene.

      As to your gay marriage statement, the constitution requires state governments to honor all contracts from other states. Therefore, if I have a marriage license from any state in the nation, every local and state government must honor it no matter if it says I'm married to a farm animal.

  26. Obscenity vs. Sexual Harassment by stupidpuppy · · Score: 1
    I'll also say that no library can really allow people to peruse pornography on a terminal the public can see, free speech or no.

    They might think they can, but after a few expensive sexual harassment suits I think they will "learn" that free speech doesn't protect public viewing of pr0n.

    1. Re:Obscenity vs. Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since patrons of a library are not employees of a library, the library would not normally be libel for sexual harassment based on what their patrons do, unless the library staff explicitly organized some kind of sexual harassment situation (like putting together a research area called "Porn and the Bitches" might be a problem).

      In contrast, employees of an organization represent the organization they work in and are under control of management. And therefore, workplace sexual harassment could possibly exist when an employee surfs for porno, depending on the situation.

      Then again, sexual harassment most often doesn't involve internet porn, and internet porn in of itself does not constitute sexual harassment.

      The tech law journal covers this at length.

    2. Re:Obscenity vs. Sexual Harassment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you can't read TFA is no reason to deny the privacy screens in place at this library, preventing the public from viewing _my_ porn.

  27. The summary is wrong by Nate+B. · · Score: 1

    Instead of writing "two uniformed men" it should have been written as "two uninformed men"...

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    1. Re:The summary is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, because "uninformed" is understood from "uniformed".

    2. Re:The summary is wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Don't those words mean the same thing?

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    3. Re:The summary is wrong by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Everytime I see one of those words I always interpret it as the other.
      Just think, 1 letter can make all the difference.

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  28. Do something about it by 77Punker · · Score: 1

    I blame Bush as much as I blame everyone else in charge. The only difference between the two major parties is how they talk before the election. Once in control, they both expand government power at the cost of the liberty of the citizens. After such a mediocre Republican president, as long as the Democrats don't fuck it up and send in another Al Gore, they'll have the presidency. Just watch and you'll see that they do the same stuff once they're in control. On a related note, if you want to end all of this, help the Libertarians. I do and I enjoy it.

    1. Re:Do something about it by gilroy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Blockquoth the poster:

      On a related note, if you want to end all of this, help the Libertarians. I do and I enjoy it.

      Why is there any reason to believe that the Libertarian candidates, having said what they needed to get elected, won't also immediately go back on their promises?
    2. Re:Do something about it by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      We have actually elected people to small-time offices across the country. They've acted like they said they would, too. As for what will happen in the case of success at much higher levels, you don't know. All anyone could know is that the people who get elected now never do what they promise to do. Electing people from an unproven party is the only way to try something different without doing away with the current government, which at this point is far too much of a pain in the ass for too little reward.

    3. Re:Do something about it by DavidTC · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The Libertarians are insane fantics, that's why. They'd do exactly what they say, which would pretty much take the country back to 1890. No labor laws, no unions, no aid to the poor, nothing.

      However, I vote for them.

      Which ought to tell you how I view the other parties, which are trying to destroy the country in a different way, and having a lot more success at it. When the Libertarians shows up to take the libraries away, we'd actually be annoyed and get rid of them, unlike the other parties who can hand money out to big businesses left and right and the media, which is owned by said big businesses, just yawns.

      Although I admit if I had had a chance to get Bush out of office in 2004, I would have voted for Kerry. I probably would have voted for Dan Quayle or a trained marmoset or a lump of coal if they had had a chance of winning against Bush.

      The problem there isn't the Republican party, which I, in theory, agree with more often than not. The problem there is the Cult of the Neocon that's risen in the past six years, and the fact the GOP leadership got all the GOP Senators rowing in whatever direction they want, which is fine when they are actually doing something useful, but is not a good thing right now.

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    4. Re:Do something about it by bnenning · · Score: 1

      The problem there isn't the Republican party, which I, in theory, agree with more often than not. The problem there is the Cult of the Neocon that's risen in the past six years, and the fact the GOP leadership got all the GOP Senators rowing in whatever direction they want, which is fine when they are actually doing something useful, but is not a good thing right now.

      Exactly. I'm hoping the Republican Liberty Caucus will actually achieve something.

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  29. Petty Tyranny by daigu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets. - Edward Abbey

    Amazing the effect any authority has on small minds. Invariably, it leads to attempt to usurp new power and tyranny. It would have been better if the librarian would have immediately asked the Homeland Security people to go outside and state that such declarations - even from police officers - was illegal and inappropriate.

    Interesting that they were merely reassigned, rather than fired for their stupidity.

    1. Re:Petty Tyranny by 77Punker · · Score: 1

      As far as I know, it's really hard to fire government employees. As in, they can't get fired for being stupid or for not doing their job right. Basically the only thing they could get fired for would be committing a serious crime on the job or coming in drunk.

  30. Yay for tissues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to be free to jerk off in a public library and all public spaces. As long as it does not disturb other people

  31. Policy not always written down. by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

    Last year I worked as a bartender in a small independent restaurant.

    We had good employees and bad employees, sure, but we NEVER had a major incident where the bad/lazy employees did something truely detrimental to the restaurant. Why? Because we had good management.

    Policy is not just what is on paper, it's also the internal attitudes of the superiors in each department. If the superiors truely felt that the rights of the American citizens were first priority, their subordinates would too, and would never try something like this. If they thought that their new department was obviously created so they could suppress any 'badness' throughout their little scrap of American turf than thats what their subordinates would do--case in point.

    This isn't a case of someone stepping out of line--it's a case of someone following his commander's attitudes and unwritten leadership. And this particular attitude ("what I think is right matters more than America basic rights") seems to be present in every commander, all the way up to the Commander in Chief.

    1. Re:Policy not always written down. by DonnieD701 · · Score: 1

      Boy, wasn't this a long and convoluted way to say "It's all Bush's fault!"?

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    2. Re:Policy not always written down. by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Exactly. All the way up to the Commander in Chief. Read my post here.

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    3. Re:Policy not always written down. by RossumsChild · · Score: 1

      Hardly, my point is that the entire American government culture is flawed, and that culture includes Bush only as a single wheel in a much larger machine. America seems to think that the government should take care of it's people. There are three aspects to a man's welfare that should always be his responsibility, and ONLY his responsibility: One is his sustenance, another is is safety, and the third is his liberty. The minute he farms out the protection of those to his government he's in for a hard time, and in America we seem to have decided that these areas should all be Somebody Elses Problem.

  32. Another case of security over-reaching by bigenchilada · · Score: 1

    Salon's http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2006/02/10/ask thepilot173/index.html> Ask the Pilot writes of a parallel experience while taking photos at an airport, with security personnel not being quite sure of the law. . . .

    1. Re:Another case of security over-reaching by GWTPict · · Score: 1
      Truly shite piece of linking there son, well done, fortunately my l33t copy and paste skills took me to the relevant article :>)

      http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2006/02/10/ask thepilot173/index_np.html

  33. Unfortunately... by absurdist · · Score: 1

    ...this is a direct result of letting the fundamentalist Christian wing of your party hijack it. Not to single out fundamentalist Christians, as fundamentalists of ANY stripe tend to have dictatorial tendencies based on their "knowledge" of what's right and wrong because some obscure religious tome tells them so. Until the REAL conservatives in the Republican party rise up and give the reactionaries a swift boot (as opposed to boat) in the kiester, you can expect more of the same.

  34. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by gilroy · · Score: 4, Informative
    Blockquoth the psoter:

    A cop is a cop is a cop.

    OK. Except... Homeland Security isn't the police force, and for good reason. Leaving aside the practical impact of mission dilution, their objective is much different. It's the same reason we have the Posse Commitatus Act -- to keep national security assets out of daily life. Nations that don't respect that often end up having the army controlling daily life.

    I am not a tin-foil hat guy and I recognize that we in the States are blessed with a highly professional military that takes seriously the principle of civilian control. Here's the rub, though: They do so because of the institutional separation, the incorporated distrust if you will. Paradoxically, we can trust our military precisely because we don't. Dragging DHS into obscenity policing is a step toward a disaster that makes street-variety terrorism pale in comparison.
  35. MOD THIS REPLY UP!!! by absurdist · · Score: 1

    +1, profound

  36. Bin Laden would approve. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Porn, porn, porn. . .

    Defending American values? Well, sheesh. Isn't more than half of the world's porn made in America? Playboy, anybody?

    Sounds to me like Bush's stiffs are more interested in re-defining American values rather than in defending the existing ones. Not like "American Values," which seem to include destroying budding democracies and economies around the world by funding evil men like Saddam, and maintaining one of the lowest standards of living in the world's industrialized nations, the shortest number of holidays, largest number of work hours, largest percentage of starving, homeless and illiterate. . . Golly! Let's defend that!

    But with some spiffy re-defining and defending of New American Values, why in 50 years, (if there's still a U.S. around in 50 years when the radioactive dust settles and Bush's babies crawl from their luxurious underground retreats), Americans may well be making the best automobiles, watches and repressed sexuality fetish porn in the world, and be putting all their verbs at the end of the sentence where they damned well belong!

    Anyway, what exactly does stamping out porn have to do with stopping 'terrorists' blowing up buildings? Heck, Islamic Extremist groups don't like porn either. They say it's a moral corruption. So wouldn't they approve of this latest move by Bush's stiffs?

    It's all nuts. None of it makes sense except when viewed through the spyglass of fascism.

    I'm sure people laughed at the brownshirts too. Don't give them an inch.


    -FL

    1. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's all nuts. None of it makes sense except when viewed through the spyglass of fascism.

      I'm sure people laughed at the brownshirts too. Don't give them an inch.


      I agree. The same trend is visible in Europe in various countries. Early signs of fascism are slowly appearing and justified by saying things like "If you are not doing anything wrong, you have nothing to worry about." In line with the parent poster, don't give them an inch, because if you do, you will have nothing left to give in the end.

    2. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds to me like Bush's stiffs are more interested in re-defining American values rather than in defending the existing ones.

      Sounds to me like you're incapable of reading and comprehending simple English text.

      These were county officials. They have nothing to do with "Bush".

      Hint: less screeching, more reading.

    3. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by limabone · · Score: 1

      Hehe you said 'Bush's stiffs'... in a forum about porn...heheh

    4. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Sounds to me like you're incapable of reading and comprehending simple English text. These were county officials. They have nothing to do with "Bush".

      Oh come off it. You cannot be serious, can you?

      Homeland Security was created by Bush and his crew. Do I really need to use a big fat black marker to connect the dots for you? That kind of hair splitting is a silly waste of time.

      Goodbye.


      -FL

    5. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Kamel+Jockey · · Score: 1

      Homeland Security was created by Bush and his crew.

      The Department of Homeland Security at the Federal level was created by Congress at the request of President Bush. Montgomery County, Maryland has its own Homeland Security department under its own jurisdiction which may work with, but is not under the jurisdiction of the Federal DHS.

      Do I really need to use a big fat black marker to connect the dots for you?

      You might want to go read up on the topic of Federalism before making a comment like that.

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    6. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't more than half of the world's porn made in America?

      Is it? Do you have some numbers to back up that claim, or did you just pull some numbers out of your arse so you can feel that the USA (there's other nations in America, too) is the supreme leader in everything, including pr0n? :)

      No flame intended, but it irks me when people just assume things like that. Think about it - you're less than 5% of the world's population, so don't you think that other people, elsewhere, are also doing things (no matter whether it's producing pr0n or something else)? You're not the chosen race destined to lead the world, y'know...

    7. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      The Department of Homeland Security at the Federal level was created by Congress at the request of President Bush. [. . .] You might want to go read up on the topic of Federalism before making a comment like that.

      You said it yourself. "At the request of President Bush."

      Keep in mind, that the 9/11 fiasco achieved exactly what was required; panic rendering the minds of the public, and in the case congress, numbed beyond the ability to think rationally. If any real time had been allowed to pass after the event, would the pre-written Patriot Act have been passed without any real oversight, (or anybody reading it)? And in the same way, would Homeland Security have been brought into being without anybody giving it any argument? No. Of course not. "Congress Approved it, so it's not Bush's pet project," is hardly honest.

      Montgomery County, Maryland has its own Homeland Security department under its own jurisdiction which may work with, but is not under the jurisdiction of the Federal DHS.

      Do you honestly, for five seconds, Really believe that Montgomery County would have implemented it's own office of Homeland Security without Bush's impetus?

      Hair splitting is foolish.


      -FL

    8. Re:Bin Laden would approve. by Kaenneth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "I'm sure people laughed at the brownshirts too."

      Only once.

  37. Re:I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surpr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where did you get such a backwards view of things?

  38. It seems odd... by Purist · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...to me that we have DOH agents harrasing harmless people in local libraries yet our borders and local communities are saturated with illegal immigrants - most of whom are contributing to a complete collapse of social programs across all Federal, state, and local levels! Enforce the friggin immigration laws and EVERYTHING becomes much easier. I'm all for LEGAL immigration (and perhaps the laws need to be modified a bit to allow easier access to people who don't mind pay taxes like the rest of us and who aren't criminals), but we should be spending more money and effort on stamping out illegal immigration. This would go a LOOOONG way toward meeting the DOH objectives as well!

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  39. These were county officials, not US Gov't by rjamestaylor · · Score: 5, Informative

    Having actually read the article I discovered that the two morons making the library announcement were county officials in the county dept of "Homeland Security" and were not part of the US Gov't Dept of Homeland Security. Moreover, these two blokes were acting on their own initiative and without approval from their superiors.

    Stupid as these two guys were this was not related to the Patriot Act, it wasn't related to Bush, it wasn't related to the GOP, it wasn't related to Ashcroft, Alito, Cheney, Halliburton, Microsoft, SCO, or Rush Limbaugh.

    Please becareful navigating posts in this story as the knee jerks could cause serious damage.

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    1. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by BungoMan85 · · Score: 1

      Shhhhhhh, we don't want to shatter their (knee jerk anti-everything you mentioned people) world view.

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    2. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by William+Baric · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the two guys are fired then I agree. If not, then it probably means they have at least the implicit approbation of their superiors.

      As for the Bush administritation, they just have to create the climate . They certainly won't give every orders. Do you really think Hitler did everything all by himself ? There was a lot of local initiative like this one in Germany in the 1930.

      And guess what... The Bush administration did create the climate for such things to happen. So yes it's related to Bush, Ashcroft and all the others.

    3. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by ePhil_One · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If the two guys are fired then I agree. If not, then it probably means they have at least the implicit approbation of their superiors

      From the article

      A librarian intervened, and the two men went into the library's work area to discuss the matter. A police officer arrived. In the end, no one had to step outside except the uniformed men.

      the officers had been reassigned to other duties

      Still, Montgomery plans to train its homeland security officers "so they fully understand library policy and its consistency with residents' First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution," Romer said in his statement.

      What's impressive here is not that the HSO's interupted a patron viewing what they saw as inappropriate, which could have been a Victoria's secret catalog for all we know, but that the librarian, police officers, and government officals all acted correctly to preserve the patron's first amendment right in the politically risk realm of pornography. The fact that moral bully's got themselves hired into what's likely not a popular career (I'm sure the qualified candidates go for real "police" jobs) isn't surprising. Then again, Maryland, despite being south of the Mason Dixon line, is a "Blue State" that understands that the First Amendment protects viewpoints you don't like to.

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    4. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Interesting
      They were officers of the security division of Montgomery County's Homeland Security Department, an unarmed force that patrols about 300 county buildings -- but is not responsible for enforcing obscenity laws.
      Were they even county officials or just rent-a-cops with delusions of grandeur that work for the county?

      Either way, they shouldn't be wearing "Homeland Security" props.

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    5. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My question is WTF are they doing in the Library in the first place?!

      If these rent-a-cops aren't given rights by the Patriot Act, what purpose do they serve? Clearly this is out of line, and a DIRECT result of the GWB "Climate."

    6. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by akgooseman · · Score: 1

      I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts, the money used to pay these county level homeland security officers came directly from a federal DHS grant. DHS grant money is everywhere these days.

    7. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by typical · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Having actually read the article I discovered that the two morons making the library announcement were county officials in the county dept of "Homeland Security" and were not part of the US Gov't Dept of Homeland Security. Moreover, these two blokes were acting on their own initiative and without approval from their superiors.

      See, here's the problem. We have limitations on the power of government for a reason. It's because government badly abuses it when it gets the opportunity -- years of the FBI under Hoover taught us that lesson very well.

      Now, lots of people -- possibly even well-meaning people -- in a position to receive increased powers are all for those increased powers. After all, *they* know that they are not going to abuse those powers. Surely, if someone else or someone later on abuses those powers, they'll be smacked down.

      The problem is that this logic also justifies authority having unlimited, absolute power.

      We already had to go through this very painfully before.

      From WP's CIA article:

      DCI James R. Schlesinger had commissioned a series of reports on past CIA wrongdoing. These reports, known euphemistically as "the Family Jewels", were kept close to the Agency's chest until an article by Seymour Hersh in the New York Times broke the news that the CIA had been involved in the assassination of foreign leaders and kept files on some seven thousand American citizens involved in the peace movement (Operation CHAOS). Congress investigated the CIA in the Senate through the Church committee, named after Chairman Frank Church (D-Idaho) and in the House through the Pike committee, named after Chairman Otis Pike (D-N.Y.); and these investigations led to further embarrassing disclosures. Around the Christmas of 1974/5, another blow was struck by Congress when they blocked covert intervention in Angola.

      The CIA was subsequently prohibited from assassinating foreign leaders. Further, the prohibition against domestic spying, which had always been prohibited by the CIA charter, was again to be enforced, with the FBI having sole responsibility for domestic investigation of US citizens.


      The FBI had plenty of its own dirty laundry turned up by the Church Committee.

      Why go through all this again? We *know* that if you grant unnecessary powers and simply trust that they will not be abused, they *will* be abused. Why on earth did we allow PATRIOT through?

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    8. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it was. Ashcroft set one of many precedents by putting up pieces of cloth over statues in Federal buildings simply because he thought they were obscene. The rest of your list said nothing productive about this and, so, here we are today with county Homeland Security officers enforcing their views on others again.

      I'd love to get a link to the audio from the day after the Super Bowl when Rush was blowing an ass pimple over a breast being partially bared on national TV. Because he wouldn't say anything totalitarian about that, would he?

      But, of course, knee-jerk ranting about purported obscentity having to be censored or the children will die isn't something any of the people in your list would be involved in, right?

      Of course, Halliburton is involved in obscentity in other ways. That is a case of know it when I see it.

    9. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      Funny, none of the entities you say the incident was not related to were mentioned by the original poster.

    10. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Fired??? Hello? You don't fire people over something this minor. They'll face consequences but they shouldn't be fired.

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    11. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by theid0 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Way to go, comparing Bush to Hitler again. Let's take another try at it; this time to a modern-day socialist party and see what happens:

      ...If Bill Clinton is fired for misconduct and lying under oath then I agree. If not, then it probably means he has at least the implicit approbation of his constituents.

      As for the whole Democrat party, they just have a climate of corruption. Far more Democrats were indicted under Clinton in his last four years than any other president in history, including GWB, and they tend to take more money from lobbyists. But they certainly don't give him direct orders for his unlawful actions. Do you really think Hitler did everything all by himself? There was a lot of lying and bribary going on in Germany in the 1930s.

      And guess what... the Clinton administration did create the climate for such things to happen. So yet it's exactly related to the Democrats, Harry Reid, Sandy Burger and all the others. We can see how this climate caused STDs and political corruption to rise dramatically around the world. It's the new global warming!

    12. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      If the two guys are fired then I agree. If not, then it probably means they have at least the implicit approbation of their superiors.

      Next time you make a mistake at work should we fire you?

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    13. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So let me get this right. Any local office of lets say I dont know maybe the FBI is not part of the Federal FBI? Well thats good to know.

    14. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now there's an interesting take on causation. Bush and the GOP set up a framework where "county officials in the county dept of "Homeland Security"" feel perfectly at ease abusing power and enforcing their concept of morality but bear no resposibility. And how did you determine there were no ties between Homeland Security operating at federal, state and municipal levels?

      Also a nice tie in there with Limbaugh and Microsoft, as if disagreeing with a GOP parrot and agreeing with the DOJ assessment of the latter as an abusive monopoly places one with the loons. Your post was a textbook example of the ad hominen 'party above country' mentality that will spell the end of your Great Experiment. Consider valuing citizenship above partisanship.

    15. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by Newer+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah..and I'll bet that THEIR little dicks were hard during this fiasco!

    16. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by porges · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't fire people over something this minor.

      They made up non-existent police powers for themselves and started trying to enforce rules that they had just made up. That sounds like the kind of people we absolutely, zero-tolerance should throw out of law enforcement.

    17. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by William+Baric · · Score: 1

      How can this be a simple mistake ? It's like a human resources manager who ask a female candidate if she would agree to sleep with him during the interview and then say "sorry, I didn't know I shouldn't ask that, my mistake".

      If the guys couldn't understand that it's abusing their power than they are incompetent (I really mean complete morons) and they should not have the job. And if they knew they were abusing their power than they obviously should not have it. Either way, they MUST be fired. Their only defense is if they receive the order to do such things. In that case, it's their superiors who should lose their job.

    18. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by bungo · · Score: 1

      Why go through all this again? We *know* that if you grant unnecessary powers and simply trust that they will not be abused, they *will* be abused. Why on earth did we allow PATRIOT through?

      I have one word for you -

      "Baaaa"

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    19. Re:These were county officials, not US Gov't by hab136 · · Score: 1

      So you agree, and further point out that Clinton can also be compared to Hitler?

  40. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moron.

    This isn't about porn, it's about the government deciding in every facet of our lives what is right and wrong.

    I don't really care for the idea of people viewing porn on public terminals either, it's a bit rude, and potentially out and out disgusting.

    However, I can live with that, what I can't live with is the government turning into the morality police. I do not want to see that in America, or anywhere else for that matter.

    Btw there is a big difference looking at porn at a public library and actually wanking it while doing so. One of those things can result in you being arrested for indecent exposure.

  41. Librarians are sexy by layer3switch · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't care what you say... Librarians are sexy, and I'm a conservative! I won't be going to library to see some porn on internet. I'm going to the library to see some library hotties.

    Inside that thick dull glasses, boring 2 piece dress, layaway cheap pump shoes and 9 dollar hair cut, there is some really sexy woman just waiting to explode. mmm... daddy like... daddy like...

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    1. Re:Librarians are sexy by hmccabe · · Score: 1

      Agreed, when I used to live in Las Vegas, there was this strip club called "The Library," which was quite brilliant because it allowed you to say things like "I'm going to the library" without lying. Imagine my disappointment when I showed up and it was just regular strippers like everywhere else in town. I didn't leave, but I do wish some chick with thick glasses frames came over with a gin and tonic and started talking about Joyce or something.

  42. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Books are cheap.
    Let people do their information viewing in the privacy of their own home and foot the bill themselves.

    I object to the public financing the vehicle for poor people to get FREE information at taxpayers expense. These peasants go information seeking in the library then leave the information behind for someone else. BS to that. That's just flat out wrong.

    And doing it where other people passing by, women and children for instance, that's very, very wrong. There has been a trend of people driving around with stickers on their SUV's with the intention of other drivers seeing their information. KIDS are seeing this stuff too.. The police in some cities are pulling these people over and ticketing them but I think they should be arrested, same as a flasher would be.

    You want information? Do it at home behind closed doors but don't do it on the taxpayers tab.

    As for DHS intervening, good for them. They are law enforcement officers are they not? I'm sick of this "hey, it's not MY job" attitude everyone has now.
    A cop is a cop is a cop. Or should be.

    And since the information in the library problem isn't being handled I think they should simply remove the books from the library. Let people go buy their own, they're cheap now.

  43. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by Mr.+Roadkill · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And doing it where other people passing by, women and children for instance, that's very, very wrong. There has been a trend of people driving around with porn running on LCD's in their SUV's with the intention of other drivers seeing their porn shows. KIDS are seeing this stuff too.. The police in some cities are pulling these people over and ticketing them but I think they should be arrested, same as a flasher would be.
    Hell, forget getting the police involved... if it's visible outside the vehicle it could be considered public performance of copyrighted material, so try to get the MPAA involved. What would be nastier - ending up on a sex offender registry, or ending up in the MPAA's sights?

    And since the porn in the library problem isn't being handled I think they should simply remove the computers from the library. Let people go buy their own, they're cheap now.
    And what then of the homeless, the working poor, the otherwise disenfranchised? A teenager from a repressive family background wanting to get real information on some subject that's taboo at home and wanting to supplement their dead-tree search for information with access to on-line resourses? Add to that the fact that an increasing number of library resources are delivered via the web, and I believe it's neither desirable nor practicable to remove computers from public libraries.

    What's next - taking the art history books off the shelves because some pervert might have a wank while looking at those paintings of luscious Rubenesque beauties? (oooh...drool...) Removing anthropology books because someone might consider photos of naked villagers to be child pornography?

    No, I suspect the problem isn't so much what people are able to view as the lack of respect or consideration some of them have for other library occupants - including the young and the cleaners. How, without prying unduly into a particular library user's privacy, are you to know whether they're surfing porn for a quick thrill or as research into the seedier side of e-commerce? For that matter, how can you tell whether they're looking at "terr-uh-rist" or hate group sites because they're terrorists or neo-nazis or concerned citizens wanting to know more about the groups they've been told are evil? You can't - but the user of the library machines can respect the sensibilities of other users by making use of the privacy screens. Hell, if I was using a computer in a public library and privacy screens were available I'd request one on principle - not because I'd be surfing porn, but because it might make someone else feel comfortable asking for one and expanding their horizons and their minds.

  44. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Scuse me, but nothing in the article mentioned any messes left to be cleaned up. If that happens, it's covered by *real* laws, not the fake laws rolling around in the heads of a bunch of undertrained, glorified mall cops. The fact that they were trying to enforce laws they obviously haven't been trained to understand should be enough for you to withdraw your support for their actions.

    Further, calling anyone who views porn a "pervert" is misinformed and inflammatory. Webster defines perversion as "any abberant sexual practice." A solid majority of people use pornography, and 38% of people find nothing wrong with porn. If more than ten percent of people are doing something, you really have to abuse the English language to call it "abberant".

    Libraries are gateways to all manner of information, and it's not up to you or any other self-appointed thought police to determine which information people should be looking at. You don't get to look over people's shoulders to determine whether their behavior meets with your approval.

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  45. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by 47F0 · · Score: 1

    It's good to see Jerry Falwell reads slashdot - and has mod points. Jeeeeezuuuus!

  46. This is an example of why ... by Skapare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is an example of why privacy has to be preserved and ideas like cameras in the home cannot be accepted. They ask "If you've done nothing wrong, why worry about cameras monitoring your every activity?" ... to which this case is the perfect example of exactly why cameras should never be forced into any private place, and not even in some public ones.

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    1. Re:This is an example of why ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the overreaction and misunderstanding of the whole "camera story" is a perfect example of how the community here totally alienates itself from the rest of the public.

      Anyone who suggests that HPD will be remotely monitoring millions of video cameras (which they will not, they just want you to install a regular off the shelf video monitoring system that records to tape) is silly and distorting the story.

      Is the idea silly? Yes it is. But this isn't any different than installing security cameras on your own property on your own initiatve out of your own concern for safety and giving the police tapes if you get burglarized. The police doesn't have authority to collect tapes without proper justification (i.e. court order).

      Chalk up another one for the morons.

  47. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by CottonEyedJoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    As for DHS intervening, good for them. They are law enforcement officers are they not? I'm sick of this "hey, it's not MY job" attitude everyone has now.


    Your attitude is what makes the Patriot Act so dangerous. The same people who tell us that its only applicable to "terrorists" in one sentence will tell us that law enforcement should be able to use what ever tools are available to fight "crime" in the next sentence.

    I'm not so sure about Porn in the Libraries, but it isnt up to two crackers with official looking caps to decide the law for us.
  48. It's not just the people by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    "Is the real problem the law, homeland security or just the people in the position?"

    It seems to me these officers had the feeling that they were the law; they were the police, DA, and judge all in one. This sounds like a fundamental orgazational issue, not just one or two bad apples.

    I think they should be fired, not reassigned. They have demonstrated no ability to understand their job after presumably at least a year on the job. In most place if you have no idea what you're doing after a few months, you get fired. Why not these guys?

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  49. that'll teach me not to preview by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the "hostile work environment" scam currently being used by Democrats and lawyers to eliminate anything in the workplace that might offend a person with extremely delicate sensibilities.

    Riiiiiiiiiight.

    1. Re:that'll teach me not to preview by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Care to try again?

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    2. Re:that'll teach me not to preview by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Why. The link worked this time, as opposed to your crazy ad hominem.

  50. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Computers are cheap. Let people do their porn viewing in the privacy of their own home and foot the bill themselves."

    I agree! And thanks to your enlightened insight, I now also realize that books are even cheaper. If people want to read "Uncle Tom's Cabin", "Lolita", ot the most insidious thing ever wriiten by modern man - "The US Constitution" - they should buy their own copy of it and jerk off to them in their own home!

    "I object to the public financing the vehicle for perverts to get a FREE thrill at taxpayers expense. These sickos go wank off in the library then leave the mess behind for someone else. BS to that. That's just flat out wrong."

    Again, you nailed it! It is part of the vast liberal conspiracy that they didn't title the article: "Library Patron Masturbates in the Middle of the Library ... Police Unable or Unwilling to Arrest".

    "And doing it where other people passing by, women and children for instance, that's very, very wrong. There has been a trend of people driving around with porn running on LCD's in their SUV's with the intention of other drivers seeing their porn shows. KIDS are seeing this stuff too.. The police in some cities are pulling these people over and ticketing them but I think they should be arrested, same as a flasher would be."

    This reminds me of the last time I was sitting at the library, when I almost got hit by a passing SUV. It was scary, but what was worse is that the driver was a known supporter of the "Bill of Rights"! Even worse, if he had been playing porno on a DVD player, I would have had no choice but to stare into his car, and then by the end of the day I would be morphed into a rapist!

    "You want porn? Do it at home behind closed doors but don't do it on the taxpayers tab."

    You nailed another one! Did you see the study out in The New England Journal of Fascists that proves as a scientific fact that porn watchers don't pay taxes!

    "As for DHS intervening, good for them. They are law enforcement officers are they not? I'm sick of this "hey, it's not MY job" attitude everyone has now. A cop is a cop is a cop. Or should be."

    Really. I mean it's not like law is a complicated field. In the end it comes down to a simple formula. Screw the wall of books it takes to describe laws and the funky latin wording. After all, in the end doesn't it all come down to this simple truism: "If the cop doesn't like what your doing, your wrong ... your guilty of something. They should just arrest ... they can look in the book later, and if they can't find anything, they can just make something up.

    "And since the porn in the library problem isn't being handled I think they should simply remove the computers from the library. Let people go buy their own, they're cheap now."

    Again, you have enlightened me. If the [substitute content I don't like here] in the library problem isn't being handled, we should just make libraries themselves illegal and close them down.

    "-- Fight EVIL (tm) - Boycott Google - Boycott Micro$oft"

    Yes, I agree about boycott on Google also. Until they block access to the things I don't think others should see, they are evil! But why Micros0ft? They have shown a strong track record of making decisions for others (the customer) already . They are all for restricting our access (DRM) and helping the police get around that nasty "right to privacy" issue in whatever manner is profitable for them. You leave my buddy Bill alone!

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  51. Don't you see by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THIS is exactly how it begins, the programmed mob doing what they think their masters truly desire.

  52. Re:Terrorist have won - an AC's view.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When people are standing in the libraries monitoring what we read, the terrorist have won.

    They haven't killed any more people, but they've killed what makes America, America. Our freedom.


    Yup. Well said indeed. Basically the USA became a 'police state' when the first WTC tower got planebombed on 2001-09-11. A single, fiendishly intricate (yet outwardly simple), nightmarishly brutal one-day operation whose afteraffects are STILL felt in America and around the world over 4 years later....

    If only American foreign policy treated other sovereign nations as equals in the 'halls' of humanity instead of resources to exploit/discard for their own, sole self-interest, '9/11' might not have happened in the first place.

    Perhaps there will be a real lasting change in Washington D.C. come the next Presidential election in 2008....

    As someone else is quoted/paraphrased as saying (who said this quote?)

    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty:

    soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.


    In a nutshell, Americans are losing their rights to be left alone and do what they please within the law in the name of 'homeland security' -- something granted to them in writing by the Founding Fathers of America.

    What a tragedy....

  53. Obligatory Tom Lehrer Quotation by mad.frog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    (Long line inserted here to get around "comment has too few character per line" filter...  Long line inserted here to get around "comment has too few character per line" filter... Long line inserted here to get around "comment has too few character per line" filter... Long line inserted here to get around "comment has too few character per line" filter...)

    Smut!
    Give me smut and nothing but!
    A dirty novel I can't shut,
    If it's uncut,
    and unsubt- le.

    I've never quibbled
    If it was ribald,
    I would devour where others merely nibbled.
    As the judge remarked the day that he
    acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
    "To be smut
    It must be ut-
    Terly without redeeming social importance."

    Por-
    Nographic pictures I adore.
    Indecent magazines galore,
    I like them more
    If they're hard core.

    (Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
    samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
    More, more, I'm still not satisfied!)

    Stories of tortures
    Used by debauchers,
    Lurid, licentious, and vile,
    Make me smile.
    Novels that pander
    To my taste for candor
    Give me a pleasure sublime.
    (Let's face it, I love slime.)

    All books can be indecent books
    Though recent books are bolder,
    For filth (I'm glad to say) is in
    the mind of the beholder.
    When correctly viewed,
    Everything is lewd.
    (I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
    And the Wizard of Oz, there's a dirty old man!)

    I thrill
    To any book like Fanny Hill,
    And I suppose I always will,
    If it is swill
    And really fil
    thy.

    Who needs a hobby like tennis or philately?
    I've got a hobby: rereading Lady Chatterley.
    But now they're trying to take it all
    away from us unless
    We take a stand, and hand in hand
    we fight for freedom of the press.
    In other words,

    Smut! (I love it)
    Ah, the adventures of a slut.
    Oh, I'm a market they can't glut,
    I don't know what
    Compares with smut.

    Hip hip hooray!
    Let's hear it for the Supreme Court!
    Don't let them take it away!

  54. Google cache by wkitchen · · Score: 1

    Link no longer working ("Server error"). Here's a Google cache.

  55. So let me get this straight... by sgant · · Score: 1

    A couple of unarmed county yahoos in uniforms and baseball caps with "Homeland Security" written on them come into the library and start telling people what to do?

    Um...these guys are a hair above a rent-a-cop. And I'm not in no way slamming rent-a-cops. So these Barney Fifes are going to clean up the county and show those pinheads at the police department they made a mistake by not letting them on the force! (That was just my impression of the story).

    But hey, good times right?

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    1. Re:So let me get this straight... by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

      I would've said they're one step below a rent-a-cop actually... Homeland security my ass - try wannabe vigilante...

      N.

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    2. Re:So let me get this straight... by tinkertim · · Score: 1

      Why the hell did I have to scroll down 4 times just to see a reply about the article, not about how certain news sites regulate their traffic?

      People, the MIB just tried to open up a can of whoop ass in a public library. The interstellar cockroach landed. And you're talking about cookies.

      So let me get this right. If I become a causal surfer to the washington post I'm gonna have to register? Man that sucks. I live in Manila now. I'll just pay someone to fedex me the damn paper its cheaper.

  56. Built-In Godwin by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Damn. First mental image I got was of two men in long black boots, brown shirts, and high-peaked caps, saying thinks (I mean things) like "Ve have vays of making you talk", making references to "Der Fuhrer," and smoking those nasty little European cigarettes with a menacing squint.

    If we don't take a stand now, we'll be living in a real Honest-to-God police state 10 years from now. (I know, some will say we already are.)

    Hope they got a boot right up their right-wing ass, and a quick face-skid along the asphalt.

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    1. Re:Built-In Godwin by paimin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here is an interesting quote from the wikipedia article on the Gestapo:

      The role of the Gestapo was to investigate and combat "all tendencies dangerous to the State." It had the authority to investigate treason, espionage and sabotage cases, and cases of criminal attacks on the Nazi Party and on Germany.

      The law had been changed in such a way that the Gestapo's actions were not subject to judicial review. Nazi jurist Dr. Werner Best stated, "As long as the [Gestapo] ... carries out the will of the leadership, it is acting legally." The Gestapo was specifically exempted from responsibility to administrative courts, where citizens normally could sue the state to conform to laws.

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  57. Re:I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surpr by Kalak · · Score: 1

    OK, so I'm not living in Montgomery Co., MD currently (ironically Montgomery Co, VA currently), I have lived next door in Charles Co., MD and if you think that region of the country is liberal, then you need to get out more and go more places. I'd suggest out west or possibly north for a while.

    And to weigh in on the debate, the local DHS workers should have stopped and talked to the librarian and not the patrons, as it's the librarian's job to know what is allowed in the library. If it was something inappropriate, I'm sure the library has methods to deal with it appropriately.

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  58. Fallacious reasoning by dustmite · · Score: 1

    Anyone looking at porn in a library filled with kids is bad. No one wants to be the Library where that guy was caught whacking off under the desk

    Sure, but that's not what we're talking about: Looking at porn and masturbating are two completely different things, just like lusting after a woman and raping a woman are two completely different things. Don't equate the two. Masturbating in a library is wrong, regardless of whether the person doing it was looking at porn or perving after the 10-year olds in the library or after the hot 19yr old librarian behind the counter. By all means, punish and ban people who masturbate in libraries, for masturbating in the library. Not everyone who looks at porn is such a sicko, in fact only a miniscule percentage probably are, just like only a tiny percentage of people who look at porn are rapists.

  59. read article: not federal homeland security by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    this was a county "homeland security" department, for what purposes that county decided to make one, who knows. Now if you want to get excited about the U.S. attourney general and pr0n, that would be better.

  60. So what? by flyinwhitey · · Score: 1

    It doesn't require that they make stupid decisions, so what was your point?

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    1. Re:So what? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The point is, they are appointed by the president. He's far more likely to pick someone who calls himself a democrat, but has more republican leanings, than the other way around. More than one politician has switched teams before, and lots of others lean towards the other parties.

    2. Re:So what? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      My point is that it is rather disingenious to point at the two token (required by statute) democrats of an organization in which GW has been doing the hiring for the last 8 years and try and equivocate the platforms.

    3. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try, but have we already forgotten Tripper Gore and the PMRC? Even in the hindsight of what a clusterfuck Bush has been, were I an American citizen I would still vote for him in 2000 to get the Clinton Morality Squad out. Also don't forget the assualt against individual rights Clinton and his pitbull Reno launched in the 'War on Drugs'(tm). There's a very strong argument to be made today's Republican abuses simply make use of the tools left behind by the previous tenant. It's why in a democratic republic you NEVER, NEVER, ASSIGN POWERS TO GOVERNMENT OUT OF EXPEDIENCY, no matter how much you belive in the 'cause'.

    4. Re:So what? by vishbar · · Score: 1

      It's not only the Republicans--Hillary Clinton's been brownshirting as well. Remember Hot Coffee?

      So yes, it's on both sides of the aisle--not just Bush (though he does it. A lot.).

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    5. Re:So what? by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      It's why in a democratic republic you NEVER, NEVER, ASSIGN POWERS TO GOVERNMENT OUT OF EXPEDIENCY, no matter how much you believe in the 'cause'.

      And so you want in office republicans, whose leader just threw out the constitution so that he can take away people's rights, imprison them with no charges or trial, and spy on the communications of the rest of the citizens? Sorry, the republican "Morality Squad" is a million times worse than that of the democrats.

    6. Re:So what? by deanj · · Score: 1

      It's even more disingenious to NOT point out that the Democrats are hip deep in this sort of thing too.

      And Bush hasn't been hiring for the last 8 years.... learn to count.

  61. It's kind of true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nonboby wants their children watching porn at the library, I know this will sound a bit silly but we see worst things on the street. I left the US because of the violence they have in there, now I dont have to care if I have a nice car because I won't get killed. Come on homeland security? are you sure this will change a bit? You have to change a lot of a culture that has been made of violence and blood. Im sorry but that's real, just think about it his is kind of true.

  62. Move along. Nothing to see here by Ranger · · Score: 1

    "Oh wait" "Click on that picture, there" "Man, she's got some nice hooters."

    After accidentally viewing the pornography on a library computer one of the Homeland Security officers was heard to say "I'll be in my bunk."

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  63. brimstone by the0ther · · Score: 0, Troll

    fuck those guys. much more of that shit and we'll need another armed revolution. none of this nancy-boy sitin bs.

  64. Agents? by kg4gyt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everyone remembers when the "Homeland Security Agents" showed up at someone's door for requesting a copy of Mao Zedong's Little Red Book. It turned up that there is no such thing as a Homeland Security Agent. It had to be from another agency. The incident with the little red book turned up to be a hoax anyway. Just be wary of these things. Doesn't mean its 100% accurate, just like the last library Homeland Security incident.

    1. Re:Agents? by taursir · · Score: 1

      It's possible that this happened, but it's also highly possible that by happened I mean acted out. Since it sounds highly suspicious, what if it were just a guerilla theater act, in which the "homeland security officers" and police officers were all actors? As someone mentioned below, no names are mentioned, so it's clear that either the whole happening is a hoax, or it happened and is also a hoax. It seems natural that, if the librarian weren't allowed, a police officer could happen by, or if s/he were involved, the librarian would just call up the person playing a police officer to show up and escort the officers away.

      The only real conclusive statement was by that administrator Romer guy, but what does that say?

  65. Librarians: Heroes of the Orwellian Digital Age! by Ossifer · · Score: 1

    And no, our heroes don't need to be libertarians, just true Americans.

  66. NOFX - Vanilla Sex by keyrat+rafa · · Score: 1
    as long as we're posting lame lyrics/prose...
    Don't ever take away from me my pornography
    We obviously don't agree on what's obscene
    I have the right to choose what I want to see and read

    Don't try to take away from me
    Cause what I do is no one's business but me

    So stay in your missionary position
    I hope that you get bored to death
    There's no way I'm going through life having vanilla sex

    The government's trying to get into your bedroom
    you better lock your door and close your shades because
    there could be someone watching you
    today

    Why do you try to make things illegal?
    Why do we have to be 21?
    Are you afraid that people are having
    Too much fun
    Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
    Why do you want to know how I screw?
    It seems to me you've got nothing better to do
    1. Re:NOFX - Vanilla Sex by keyrat+rafa · · Score: 1

      way to muck that one. first line of the second verse should read: Don't try to take away from me my right to privacy.

  67. What's Been Bothering Me... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Is... why is Janet's nipple bad while, say, MY nipple would be OK? I mean, I can wander around on a beach topless and no one so much as blinks. I'd be willing to bet that if Janet had exposed Justin Timberlake's nipple during the superbowl halftime, there would have be no uproar at all! And what's so bad about nipples anyway? We all have them! We all know what they look like! We've all used them, and we're all born knowing HOW to use them! But somehow after the first couple of years (Or in some extreme cases, six) half of them suddenly become verboten? Why, I've got a mind to start a nipples fan club, where everyone around the world can come together in support of the maligned and misunderstood nipple! Now if you'll excuse me I... suddenly feel like having milk...

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    1. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by qeveren · · Score: 1

      Come to Ontario (Canada)! We don't have any of those silly anti-nipple laws, here!

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    2. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny
      Uh, no... Janet Jackson's nipple is borderline acceptable, as at least some folks enjoyed it.

      If she had shown Justin Timberlake's nipple, though... now that would definitely have been obscene.

      :-D

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    3. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Obscene is "designed to incite to indecency or lust". Justin's nipple incites you to indecency or lust?

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    4. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      And what's so bad about nipples anyway? We all have them! We all know what they look like!
      The christians in this country vilify the human body.
      Female nipples are evil, and looking at them is a sin.

      Europe is so progressive compared to us it's not funny. We're still living in the Puritan's 1600's.

    5. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by dgatwood · · Score: 1
      No, according to my dictionary, the primary definition is:

      obscene - adj. Offensive to accepted standards of decency or modesty.

      It's funny. Laugh.

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    6. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're actually gayer than you think. I think that's funny, too - funnier than your joke :o.

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    7. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1
      For more on this see Robert Anton Wilson's "Ishtar Rising" (IIRC at one point titled "The Book of the Breast")

      Of course, the Catholic Hierarchy had been inteligent (and by their own lights, right) all along: Repression is never a static process, but must always be dynamic, either moving forward toward total control or retreating backward as the floodgates open to that force which French intellectuals quite correctly capitalize: Desire. Shakespeare asked how Beauty could survive, being no stronger than a flower, and Tennessee Williams answered (in Camino Real) that the flowers in the mountains always break through the rocks. The cry of "Flower Power" in the 1960's might as well have been Nipple Power. Once those gentle buds had crashed through the rocks of repression, Desire was free and the walls of the cities began to shake. Real language began to be heard on the screens of movie houses; other parts of the body, one by one, crept out of the darkness of shame and concealment; topless clubs appeared with bottomless clubs soon after; Blacks rebelled against poverty, students against monotony, even straight citizens raised their voices against a war that made no sense (but when had straight citizens ever objected to a war on those grounds before?); the Indians emerged from the depression that had crushed them since their last defeat at Wounded Knee and began to agitate again; eventually there were mutinies in prisons, in armies, on ships, even among Air Force officers. In Frederick Perl's terminology, people had stopped harboring their resentments and began to make demands -- and a large number of them were proclaiming, in loud voices, that they would use any means necessary to get what they wanted. By the end of the decade, the Jesus Freaks, the women's liberationists and the silent majority were all in a panic, trying desperately to rebuild at least some of the walls of repression which traditionally have kept civilized humanity from attempting to immanentize the eschaton. This phrase is from conservative historian Kurt Vogelin and refers, in technical theological language, to the heresy of the Gnostics, who wished to produce heaven on this earth instead of postponing it until after death. Vogelin says this heresy underlies all forms of radicalism and rebellion, and he is probably right. Modern history is a war between Authority and Desire, and if Authority must demand submission, Desire will settle for nothing less than the attainment of its gratification.


      As an aside, it's interesting that so few people point out that Janet Jackson did not actually expose more than about 10% of her nipple - it was almost completely covered by a big 5-pointed silver star! (In Latin "argentum astrum" a.k.a. according to some "A:.A:." for you Crowley and R.A.W. fans.) It is clear to most people that this was no "wardrobe malfunction", but I think that it may not have been a mere publicity stunt, either, but rather a magickal act designed to bring about the end of an excessively masculine power in the zeitgeist.
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    8. Re:What's Been Bothering Me... by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      Oops - should re-research such things thoroughly first ;)
      It was an eight-pointed silvery sun blocking about 1/2 of the outer 6/7 of the nipple and the center is open, so about 4/7 of the nipple was exposed. I'll have to examine the pictures at ah... greater length to determine their um... magickal significance.

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  68. Ministry of Truth by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1

    So the Ministry of Truth is ramping up.

  69. Mod Parent Insightful/Interesting, not Funny by vain+gloria · · Score: 1

    The library is EXACTLY the place. There are many reasons for looking at "porn" besides getting off. If it was being done in a library, from a book specifically bought in for its value, then the chances are that this "porn" was actually quite historically, culturally or socially important, and that a lot was being learned from it. I for one am very thankful that the library prevailed in this instance.

    Who the Hell is modding this funny? The guy has a perfectly good point. For example, how often do we hear the argument that porn is a driving force behind adoption of new technology? The significance of porn in our society is a legitimate area of interest, as works such as Pornography: A Secret History of Civilisation have explored.

    I haven't read TFA (do people still do that?) and for all I know this story is about some sleaze jacking off in a library, but the parent post makes an excellent point regardless.

  70. Stupid laws and legislators, not just the GOP by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I'm a registered "decline to state." These guys weren't policing morality in the religious sense, they were attempting to enforce the neo-puritanical "sexual harrassment" laws, as they interpreted them. They evidently subscribe to the viewpoint that looking at anything of a sexual nature is harrassment of someone, somewhere. Under that interpretation, they could equally have taken the stance that viewing anti-Muslim websites would be harrassment of Muslims. It isn't the GOP endowing these bozos with the tools they use in their attempts to become Thought Police, it's the "it's your Constitutional right to never be offended" types and their fellow travelers in government (some of whom are members of the GOP, admittedly, but along with plenty of Democrats as well).

  71. In Spotsylvania County the Police... by rmpotter · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... gather evidence against massage parlors by paying for and receiving oral sex. Policing sexuality is clearly a "tricky" business, i guess. Does anyone else see these stories as another sign that the U.S. is headed toward the kind of twisted Christian theocracy Margaret Atwood describes in The Handmaid's Tale?

    See Washington Post article to read about the Spotsylvania police "beat".

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  72. uh? by tuxette · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh, you're one of those who think women don't enjoy porn...

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  73. HEROES - That's What the Homeland Security Guys R by Plan2Succeed+Citizen · · Score: 1
    Those guys who went into the library and did what they are reported to have done are HEROES! Maybe they did not approach it the right way but they had the right idea. The idea should be refined then similar actions should occur nationwide. See what we said about this here:

    http://www.safelibraries.org/whomtobelieve.htm

    Homeland Security Heroes Silenced By Self-Deluded Library Propaganda! An Example of the Effectiveness of the ALA's Propaganda Machine: Getting Government Officials to Silence Themselves.

    Here is one example of the effectiveness of the ALA's propaganda campaign. In Policing Porn Is Not Part of Job Description; Montgomery Homeland Security Officers Reassigned After Library Incident, 17 Feb 2006, two Montgomery County Homeland Security Department heroes do the right thing, perhaps in the wrong way, by telling library users to stop viewing porn on public library computers! Reaction? The librarians squawk their propaganda lines. Result? The Homeland Security heroes are assigned to different jobs and their boss apologizes for their actions then apparently unknowingly spouts ALA propaganda that a library is a public forum where anything goes and that people may view pornography unfettered. (Not true, read US v. ALA.)

    The ALA has got the government officials to silence themselves using a propaganda technique called "conversion": "We mean conversion of the average American's emotions, mind, and will, through a planned psychological attack, in the form of propaganda fed to the nation via the media."

    Even worse, the boss then says his whole department will undergo ALA mind control: "Montgomery plans to train its homeland security officers 'so they fully understand library policy and its consistency with residents' First Amendment rights under the U.S. Constitution,' Romer said in his statement." Here is a sneak peek at the ALA's mind control sessions the Montgomery County Homeland Security Department will use due to its self delusion that library policy is pure and ALA librarians know best and would never violate the law or endanger children:

    Repeat 100 times, 10 times a day while facing ALA headquarters in Chicago, IL:
    • US v. ALA does not exist.
    • It is age discrimination to keep kids from seeing porn.
    • A public library is an open forum where anything goes including pornography.
    • Taxpayers have no control over public libraries and public school libraries because they are unsophisticated and librarians know best.
    • All people are equal but some people at the ALA are more equal than others.
    • The ALA knows more than the United States Supreme Court about what is constitutional.
    • It is the absolute right of the ALA to supervise the formation of public opinion.
  74. "Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by tbcpp · · Score: 0

    Has anyone ever read the constitution?

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." - Amendment I

    Interesting things to note here: 1) It only prohibits the Federal Government from abridging the freedom of speech. Local state authorites are not Congress. It only prohibits Congress. 2) It seperates the Government from the Church, not the church from the Government. This pharase "Seperation of church and state" is a bogus idea. It came from a letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote to his friend while he was in France. Jefferson never had anything to do with the US constitution. So, the church can influence the Federal Government quite a bit. And they can practicaly run State Governments if it is allowed in that state's constitution. If you don't like that, move to a different state. That is the great thing about this country we live in.
     

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    1. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It only prohibits the Federal Government from abridging the freedom of speech. Local state authorites are not Congress. It only prohibits Congress.

      Let me refer you to the 14th Amendment incorporation doctrine (and n.b. that state constitutions all AFAIK have guarantees that are the same or even stronger than this).

      It seperates the Government from the Church, not the church from the Government.

      No, it does both. If the government cannot engage in dealings of a religious capacity it can't take orders from a religion either. To do so would be to have one of those religions be officially on top, and then you're back doing what even you agree isn't permissible.

      So, the church can influence the Federal Government quite a bit. And they can practicaly run State Governments if it is allowed in that state's constitution.

      Let me remind you of the republican clause of the Constitution as well.

      If you don't like that, move to a different state. That is the great thing about this country we live in.

      No, the great thing about this country is that you can be so wrong that I wouldn't trust you if you said that the sun rises in the east, and yet we're secure enough, knowing that you'll always be marginalized as a nut, that we don't have to lock you away or shoot you or otherwise get our hands dirty in order to keep you from being dangerous to others. It's great.

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    2. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by airyk · · Score: 1

      1) It only prohibits the Federal Government from abridging the freedom of speech. Local state authorites are not Congress. It only prohibits Congress.

      yes, and in some instances (maybe all? i'm not sure) federal law trumps local laws. that instance is specifically mentioned in the article, as to why Montgomery County's law about the display of obscene material does not apply in their public libraries.

      2) It seperates the Government from the Church, not the church from the Government. This pharase "Seperation of church and state" is a bogus idea.

      the constitution says that congress shall not make laws infringing a persons right to practice whatever religion they choose, nor shall they make any laws that could be construed as establishing an "official" religion. that is what the "separation of church and state" is. yes, that phrase is not in the constituion. jefferson used it when he responded to a letter written to him by a church in Connecticut, who were unhappy with the laws regarding religion in that state.

      the constitution says nothing about not letting religion influence congress. so technically, there is nothing wrong with that. take abortion, for example. most people that want it outlawed probably base their reasons in religion. but if the law were to be overturned, the passage of that law would not infringe on a persons right to practice whatever religion they choose, nor would it be construed as establishing an "official" religion. though this is not to say that there are not other issues concerning the legality or morality of abortion.

    3. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by macsox · · Score: 1

      hear, hear! kudos for a good post. wish i had mod points.

    4. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by NMerriam · · Score: 4, Informative

      This pharase "Seperation of church and state" is a bogus idea. It came from a letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote to his friend while he was in France. Jefferson never had anything to do with the US constitution.

      Jefferson wrote the Virginia Statute for Religious Freedom, which is not only the direct model for the religious clause of the First Amendment of the Constitution, it is the prototype of all modern religious liberty guarantees -- the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the constitutions of countless other nations, etc. Jefferson is the single most important thinker and writer in the past 500 years on the topic of religion and government. The phrase "separation of church and state" is the phrase he used to describe the essence of his policy, and it is the phrase we continue to use to describe that same policy.

      It only prohibits the Federal Government from abridging the freedom of speech. Local state authorites are not Congress. It only prohibits Congress

      The Fourteenth Amendment was ratified in 1868. You really need to pick up a few books on the Constitution and US history, your understanding of both is lacking, and it affects your understanding of your right as a citizen and human being.

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    5. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by Alsee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Has anyone ever read the constitution?

      Yes, but apparently not you. You have to read the WHOLE thing, and that includes the various AMENDMENTS that CHANGE the meaning and application of various other parts of the Constitution. In particular the 14th Amednment means that the states and local governments are equally prohibited from violating the constitutional rights of citizens.

      And really it was a bug or flaw in the Constitution prior to the 14th Amendment. That's why we ammend the Constitution - to fix bugs and flaws. It is an absolute ABOMINATION for you to suggest that only the Federal government should be prohibited from violoating our rights. It is an absolute ABOMINATION for you to suggest that state and local governments SHOULD be allowed to VIOLATE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS.

      Go right ahead.... I want to hear you argue that state and local police government SHOULD be able to engage in warrantless searchs and seisures, argue that the 4th Amendment should only apply to Federal police. I want to hear you argue that state and local government SHOULD be able violate and deny our right to Religious Freedom.

      This pharase "Seperation of church and state" is a bogus idea. It came from a letter that Thomas Jefferson wrote to his friend while he was in France.

      You are correct that the precise phrase "Seperation of church and state" is lifted from a Jefferson letter. Jefferson is reknown for his skill with words and coming up with exactly the right short beautiful phrase to represent a rich idea.

      However the idea originates from Jesus Christ himself. Render unto Ceaser that which is Ceaser's, render unto God that which is God. Jeasus himself addressed the difference between the Kingdom of Man and the Kingdom of God.

      In a United States context, the idea of separation of church and state appears to have first taken root with Roger Williams, co-founder of Rhode Island in the 1600's. The idea then grew and was adouped as a founding principle by the Founding Fathers. In fact James Madison wrote extensively on the subject. You know, James Madison Founding Father. James Madison President of the United States. James Madison Father of the Constitution. James Madison Father of the Bill of Rights. James Madison Author of the First Amendment.

      He wrote estensively on the subject of separation of church and state, and what it meant, and what constituted a violation of the First Amendment in relation to speration of chursh and state.

      Madison referred to it many times, using phrases such as "perfect separation between ecclesiastical and civil matters" and the "separation between religion and government in the Constitution of the United States".

      Of course Madison's phrase "separation between ecclesiastical and civil matters" is far less catchy than Jefferson's "Separation of Church and State". We use Jefferson's phrase for the idea simply because he was such a skilled wordsmith.

      The idea of Separation of Church and State was established as a Founding Principle of this nation by both the "rationalists" such as Jefferson and Madison who were wary of the currupting influence of religion upon government (and often wrote of that concern), AND by the evangelical Founding Fathers of various religious branches as well. Many religious groups had explicitly come to the States to flee the effects of religious influence upon government at home. They were excruciatingly aware of the effect of religion upon government and that it inherently produced oppression of minority religions. They delivberately di NOT establish a "Christian" government, because they well knew that that could and would inherently mean one particular sect of Christianity elevated by government above all other sects, and that that inherently constituted a violation against the Right to Religious Freedom and equality under the law of all other sects.

      The author of the First Amendment was James Madison. He wrote extensively on the separ

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    6. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1

      Bravo. Well done.

      Would you mind terribly if I quoted that post of yours elsewhere?

    7. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      > the constitution says nothing about not letting religion
      > influence congress. so technically, there is nothing wrong with that.

      Politicians are free to run on an arbitrarily religious platform if they like. Religious people are free to vote for them (or not.) But the only laws they can pass are ones that are constitutional.

      It's astounding how people on the left love the idea of virtually unlimited democracy when it comes to instantiating socialist institutions like national health care, but suddenly get very nervous when the religious start winning elections. Especially when said victories slowly pack the court to overturn a century of Supreme Court precedence. Which they had no problem with in the 1930's.

      Live by the populist sword, die by the populist sword. You have no philosophy to stand on -- just a bunch of philosophical arguments you pay attention to, only when it suits you.

      And no, I'm not religious. I'm an athiest -- and a libertarian, the political athiest. I'm a skeptic about ghosts and spirits and gods and Big Feet -- and about politics.

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    8. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by mrmazda · · Score: 1
      Here are the exact 1st Amendment words:

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech,"

      This means neither Congress, nor the states and their sub agencies (e.g. public schools) through the 14th Amendment incorporation doctrine, are permitted to take any of the proscribed actions. The courts have long been ignoring the second, "prohibiting the free exercise thereof".

      Congress and the Supreme Court have been opening their sessions with prayer to God since their inception in the 18th century. Any purported prohibition on public school students doing the same is inconsistent with the above language of the 1st Amendment.

    9. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Courts do not ignore the free exercise clause. There's plenty of cases involving it. Perhaps there are fewer cases on it due to fewer facts giving rise to it (though I don't know their relative proportions) but that still isn't something to blame courts about. There aren't many Third Amendment cases either, but only because the government's been pretty good about that one.

      Also, you need to read Marsh v. Chambers and the dissent. Basically, the Court made an exception for that situation, and that situation alone. Schools don't get treated like Congress. And if they were treated alike, the dissent indicates that Congress et al would have to stop.

      Of course, students may pray all they like, and no one can stop them. But they also have to be non-disruptive and attend to their responsibilities. And the school itself cannot promote prayer or lead the students in it, which is what your typical establishment clause case for schools is about.

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    10. Re:"Seperation of church and state?" Whatever. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Sure, use it all you like :)
      Any cleanups or improvements you can make are encouraged.

      To expand one Madison qute, and to list a few more samples of his many comments on the subject:

      Strongly guarded as is the separation between Religion and Government in the Constitution of the United States, the danger of encroachment by Ecclesiastical Bodies, may be illustrated by precedents already furnished in their short history.

      religion & Gov will both exist in greater purity, the less they are mixed together

      The settled opinion here is, that religion is essentially distinct from civil Government, and exempt from its cognizance; that a connection between them is injurious to both;

      What influence in fact have ecclesiastical establishments had on Civil Society? In some instances they have been seen to erect a spiritual tyranny on the ruins of the Civil authority; in many instances they have been seen upholding the thrones of political tyranny: in no instance have they been seen the guardians of the liberties of the people.

      Government will be best supported by protecting every Citizen in the enjoyment of his Religion with the same equal hand which protects his person and his property; by neither invading the equal rights of any Sect, nor suffering any Sect to invade those of another.


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  75. If anyone goes to this library ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... please play this video over and over again:

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-340616798 1875572831&q=family+guy

  76. Bad link by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    The link given goes to the login form for some private site - If /. cant provide a open, public link to a story, then dont post it.

    It would be really nice if articles that linked to private sites culd be marked somehow, and /. users could check a pref to supress their appearance completely.

  77. So vote Libertarian and be done with it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you vote for the lesser of two evils, you still get evil. Whichever one you care to choose, the two major parties are not very different in their basic philosophies. Government has the right to do what it wants, it's just a matter of deciding which individual rights we want to violate more egregiously. Does your money go to corrupt unions and bureaucrats, or defense contractors and morality police? That's what you are really voting on when you vote for the "lesser evil"

  78. Entrapment? by cskrat · · Score: 1

    When I read this, I actually imagined that the "officers" were really just interested in getting people riled up until one of them got angry enough to qualify for some variation of "distubing the peace" that they could actually act on.

    Or they could just be puritan assholes.

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  79. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by zakezuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Computers are cheap.
    Let people do their porn viewing in the privacy of their own home and foot the bill themselves.

    I object to the public financing the vehicle for perverts to get a FREE thrill at taxpayers expense. These sickos go wank off in the library then leave the mess behind for someone else. BS to that. That's just flat out wrong.


    Does it actually cost more money for someone to go to the library and surf for porn than it does to find a farmers almanac? No? Then your point is moot. While lately I feel deep shame for being an American there are some things that make me feel some pride... and free public libraries are it starting circa 1731 by Ben Franklin and company IIRC. The free exchange of information paramont to American culture and one of the keystones to the foundation of the USA. They are open to all whether one's interest is theology, science, pop culture, or the art of macrame coat hangers. This is what I, as a taxpayer, pay for. While I would prefer not sharing a seat next to someone looking up cumshots... this is the job of the librarian to deal with such matters. For any goverment agency to take it upon them selves to police them is a stain on the very soul of the founding fathers, and is simply unamerican.

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  80. It's easy...it defines itself by Flying+pig · · Score: 1
    He pornaia, a prostitute. Graphein, I write or draw.

    Pornography is writing about or making pictures of people who receive payment for engaging in sexual acts.

    By this definition, Manet's Olympia is pornography because the subject is a prostitute and is presented as such.(but was intended to shock.) Botticelli's Venus is not pornography because neither of the women in the picture is a prostitute and there is no suggestion at all of the sale of sexual services(the picture was clearly intended to give rise to a number of complex emotions including tenderness towards and respect for women). The figure of Luxury in Poussin's Dance to the Music of Time is not pornographic (the woman is simply presented as enjoying herself and making this clear to the viewer.)

    The lines become slightly blurred when considering some "actresses" who get paid for simulated sex or nudity, but in a world without highly paid lawyers and MPAAs I suspect that a number of mainstream films would be classed as pornographic on this definition. Which, actually, is why I like it. A definition that omits the rich and powerful from possible opprobium is a poor definition.

    Obscene material including unpaid "amateurs" is still pornographic because they are doing it in hope of future revenue, i.e. it's prostitution with deferred compensation. And material including the unwitting or unwilling is a violation of people's rights (in countries where people have rights) and is simply criminal.

    The question of whether people should be allowed to look at porn in public libraries is quite different, as it is about societal norms not definitions, and in my mind has a lot to do with whether you would want to use their chair afterwards.

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  81. Yay for librarians by RichardX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Librarians are some of the most under appreciated people in our society. They're far more than just curators of large book collections, many of them care deeply about issues related to privacy, copyright, freedom of access to reading material, and so on, - basically, many of the issues the likes of the EFF deal with a lot.

    The American Library Association, the largest library association in the world, takes a particularly strong stand on civil liberties, intellectual freedom and privacy, and those who really want to show they care can even order themselves an 'Radical Militant Librarian' badge. Hell, kinda makes me wish I was a librarian :)

    Finally, on the general subject of librarian appreciation, his seems like a good place to link to Unshelved, a great webcomic about life inside a library.

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    1. Re:Yay for librarians by fabu10u$ · · Score: 1
      those who really want to show they care can even order themselves an 'Radical Militant Librarian' badge.
      Interesting that the gentleman you contact to place your order is named Aaron Gingrich.
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  82. Heh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I grew up almost within walking distance of that library. All I can say is it sounds pretty consistent of Bethesda: a bunch of people with too much money and too much time who haven't the slightest grip on reality, and think they're a lot more important than they are.

    And, speaking of violations of civil liberties, I know someone in Bethesda who got in a little misunderstanding with the Montgomery County Police, asked to see a laywer, and was told to "shut up", because he "watches too many movies."

  83. Facism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Facists

  84. No Evil Intent Here....move along by sweetnjguy29 · · Score: 1

    If you bothered to RTFA, then you would have seen that the two moronic state homeland security officers were enforcing a *countywide sexual harrassment policy*. Obviously, these two idiots can't tell the difference between a county employee and a library patron. And they didn't understand that patrons have a right to use the computers as they see fit. And they clearly overstepped their bounds and were bitchslapped to deskjobs. Not as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be. But still freakin scarey that what they thought they were doing was right.

  85. Move to Iran by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'm glad you've got the bible to tell you not to have sex with men, since you don't understand that "separation" is a mutual condition between bodies. No doubt you've moved to one of the states which will keep you from indulging your homosexual urges with strong laws, along with the rest of your repressed homosexual clique.

    Too bad the rest of us love America more for our ability to change the laws to protect our rights to live free, rather than our freedom to run away from tyrants like you are so happy for.

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  86. Not so fast Kowboy by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Few sites even dare think about turning down the googlebot. I don't know google's address ranges at the moment without looking. Do you? They could add new address space any day and you wouldn't be the wiser - you'd notice only when it's already too late and your page is no longer listed on google.

    1. Re:Not so fast Kowboy by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      Google, as far as I can see, makes a habit of having reverse resolving DNS for all of the Googlebot's addresses, for this very reason, and I think they own their ranges outright, so they're registered as the netblock owner in ARIN/APNIC etc. So if I was determined to do this, I'd reverse resolve Googlebot requests, and if they didn't, flag them for manual WHOIS lookup. But automating stuff like this can be messy - I'm looking at a large mail provider who goes out of their way to avoid any spam - over and above the usual - and even they are having issues with automating throttling based on senders and so forth...

    2. Re:Not so fast Kowboy by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      Maybe they resolve the day the googlebot swings by, maybe they wont, you can't take that behavior for granted. Google has a certain vision of a content rich internet at the expense of content providers and they're not shy to police it either, if you remember what just happened to BMW for fooling around with the google bot. You're right about ARIN etc. having the last word on the ownership of an address but first of all, looking up all the information is tedious at best and your use of it is most likely outside the scope of the license you are provided the information under and then it still isn't guaranteed to be correct (it might be off a day or two between updates, how can you tell?). Of course, by all means try your luck and once in a while drop by and tell us how you're doing.

  87. Re:Terrorist have won - an AC's view.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps.

    I'd say we became a 'police state' when WTC7 was ordered 'pulled' and
    then we were later told it somehow collapsed in the same manner as the other
    two buildings.

    http://www.wtc7.net/

  88. Bravo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read that story, I realized that those two people needed to experience a citizen beat down and I think that would pretty much curb the temptation by others to do something like that again. At least for a while.

  89. " acting on their own initiative" by webweave · · Score: 1

    It all starts with porn and before you know it you have no rights at all.

    There was no connection? Some good examination should be done on what there is no connection to. Like all the abu Gareb torturers were working on thier own even though the White House condoned torture, or One of the reasons stated (at one time it was the main reason) for the attack on Iraq was Sadam had connections to Al Keida, totally proven false but no knee jerk firings followed. Now you have the precursor to a national thought police running into your library. "Homeland Security" being used against Americans? Who would have seen that connection? Show me those officers being fired and a press release denying the activity and I'll still be looking for connections.

    Don't forget the words of wise men. "Those who would trade safety for freedom deserve neither." and "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance" Oh, it was the same man! Would Thomas Jefferson have approved of a "preemptive attack" or imprisoning Americans with no charges and no trial for years? There were no phones to tap then but the Fourth Amendment is pretty clear about fishing trips too.

    People like to point out the similarities between the DHS and the Nazis or to the ministries of George Orwell's "1984" but plenty of good examples exist today, like in Saudi Arabia they have the Matawa also known as "The Authority for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vices" they are government funded and travel around like a low budget police force. When they find law breakers they take out batons and smack the morality back into the masses. What crimes are they looking for? Unmarried couples, women not covering up, people not going to prayer, there's a big list as there usually is. I have seen their antics and see America as moving in this direction. In fact there are too many similarities between the views of the current White House and the House of Saud (or more precisely The current state of Saudi Arabia)

    1. Re:" acting on their own initiative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a trolling moron.

      the quote is "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."

      and BENJAMIN FRANKLIN said it. fuck this country. fucking idiots.

  90. How Soon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How soon until "Homeland Security" agents are given more power and become similar to the Saudi Arabian Mutaween (Relgious Police)?

    Homeland Security = Our neutered version of the Mutaween (for the time being, I'm sure more terrorist attacks will happen where we will have to tell the people that they need more powers). Shit, later on they might as well be the Gestapo.

  91. Ignore this guy by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 1

    That's a typical Republican statement designed to shape the way people think about the other side. It has nothing to do with reality and everything to do with manipulation, which the Republicans have gotten very good at. Despite moral depravity that would make Clinton blush the Republicans will probably come out on top next election, too.

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  92. why assume objection to porn is based on religion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well... why?

    your freedom means you can consume, or express yourself about your consuming. at the same time, anybody is free to object. it all gets sorted out. it doesn't have to get sorted out in your favor just because you want to consume. what you consume may not be lawful. it may be out of place at the time. it may not be healthful, and society may have decided to take on some duty concerning your health. maybe you want to be left alone anyway. in some cases, too bad, the nanny laws are in place whether you like them or not.

    personally i have zero sympathy for consumers of pornography (other than to feel sorry for their spouses) and see no reason why porn should be protected consumption or expression. pornography is a neurotoxin.

  93. The word you are looking for is "fascist" by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    the whole idea of "Homeland Security Departments" was hatched by liberals

    Explain.

    How is a step towards a police state a "liberal" idea, exactly?

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    1. Re:The word you are looking for is "fascist" by stupidpuppy · · Score: 0
      I refer to the american left-leaning political movement that is frequently described as "liberal", which does not really fit the textbook definition of liberal -- in the same way that Democrats and Republicans aren't really typified by being democrats or republicans.

      Indeed, in american political vernacular, 'conservative' and 'liberal' are considered to be set against each other, where the ideas of "conservativism" and "liberalism" are much less so, and often are in agreement.

  94. Islamists by phliar · · Score: 1
    the damn Islamist's...

    Evidently, you still have quite way to go if your first reaction is to damn an entire religion based on the actions a few.

    It's useful to draw the distinction between muslims and islamists. Similarly, christian -- for example, Bill Moyers -- vs. christianist -- the ones in the US federal government and The 700 Club.

    I think it was on Salon that I first saw christianist.

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  95. odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my, how energetic we are at defending a "right" to something so completely indefensible.

    people get quite worked up defending their "right" to download porn, in public yet, or to pirate music and software.

    i agree with some other posts that the enemies of this society have won. values and virtues have been corroded from within, and the prevailing herd-think will classify as a religious zealot anyone with the temerity to say so.

    1. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hi -

      It's not their fucking job. I repeat. IT'S NOT THEIR JOB.

      It's no different if I worked at McDonalds and went to a park where people were grilling, and insisted that they stop making burgers.

      I will get worked up at my right to be fucking left alone. If a shithead like you or those other douchebags wanted to 'monitor' me, when it's not your job to do it, not mandated by law, and not requested by me...well, the only thing the cops are going to show up for is assault of the fucking busybody.

      So, fuck you. My values and virtues are fine, thank you very much, and I don't need to think like the 'herd' in order to call these brownshirt-wannabes and you on this BS.

    2. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      beg pardon. rational speaking always wins.

      when a point of view is so intolerable that you can't control yourself, then the "busybody cops" in some form will indeed show up to show you what self-control means. this is a law of life. a little bit of self-regulation tempers the rage. it might also get your point of view across.

      how sad for everybody that conversation and respect and listening and maybe just a little bit of compromise is not possible, and that "shithead" and "fuck you" is so easily on the tip of someone's tongue.

    3. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not my battle... but I think the original post touched a nerve. Uncomfortable truth was spoken. From the overreaction and the talk of beating people up, I think the wearer of the "brown shirt" is identifiable.

      It's also quite funny. Both posts are from Anonymous Coward. Anybody else find that funny?

    4. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You misread. Cops, although not without their faults, are not the 'busybodies' here.

      Compromise has no place in this. Either say: Screw the constitution and the ideals that made this country great, or give in to the petty hitlers that would take power and ruin what's left. IOW, give Homeland Security the power to be official dicks, or severely disipline them for overstepping what should be very clear boundries.

      You know what's really sad? The fact that this (and many other) stories will get their 5 minutes of attention, and be swept away by 'who's winning American Idol'. My choice of profanity is hardly a blip on the radar of outrages.

      Whatever. Values and mores ain't gonna be what kills the US. It's already on life support, and guess who's trying to pull the plug?

    5. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In regards to your post:

      Falsehoods passed as truth can also piss people off.

      The US would probably be in better shape if more people 'overreacted' like this.

      Because I talk of defending real freedom, not speechwriter doublespeak 'freedom' - I'm the brownshirt. I like your sense of irony.

      BTW, ACs are goddamn hi-larius. Yes. I'm the OP.

    6. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing is a factual problem. The officers who "policed" the library were not Federal Homeland security employees, they were county officers. There was no federal mandate behind their actions. The county has a department they call "homeland security," probably for budgetary reasons. This tempest in a teapot is in good part the result of people not reading the article.

      The creeping loss of civil rights that we all mostly agree is occurring, goes hand in hand with a deterioration in other things. As some members of the public go deeper into pride in criminality, darkness, aberrant behavior, violent fantasies, a video-game mentality of no consequences... guess what. Bureacrats with authority at their disposal will use authority, mostly clumsily... to try to steer society back in the other direction. There are pendulum forces at work and there will be competition to slow down or alter the direction. This is as inevitable as the movement of glaciers. In the long run, extremes get rounded off. We had best hope so.

        In some measure the loss of freedom is due to the abuse of freedom. We are retrogressing in some ways. What people are calling freedom... is mere lack of self-control. It amounts to a weird compulsion to do things because you CAN. For example... displays of anger... destructive treatment of the body and of sex itself... criminal pride...merely to show that we are "free" and not subject to taboos. This is actually a forfeiture of freedom not unlike an addiction. This is what sets off the restraining counter-movement of government and society. Naturally people are free to disregard the signals from their own health and body and from their relationships. They can ignore laws (physical and human) up to a point. If signals are ignored, eventually something dramatic occurs. The person hits some kind of wall.

      Now multiply this out to millions of people acting under purely personal compulsions to be "free"-ly irresponsible. Now take a few of those and make them officials trying to govern the rest. Set apart a few more and call them canaries in the coal mine.

      I hope that millions of us do not have to hit a wall collectively, to see that something inside is gone awry and needs turning around.

      we wish all of you well.

    7. Re:odd isn't it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because I talk of defending real freedom, not speechwriter doublespeak 'freedom' - I'm the brownshirt. I like your sense of irony.

      no... "brown shirt" historically is about collectivising the opponent, talking about smashing things or beating people up because they are "different", whatever the reason. i wasn't the one who brought up the term.

      rational people will study the opponent to see what portion of their position is acceptable, either strategically in order to co-opt it, or to find a way to settle, assuming good faith on both sides.

      for the sake of definitions, the irrational often browbeat, threaten, make personal attacks, make assumptions about motivations, use hot-button stereotypes to lump opposition together, etc.

      the irrational never assume good faith, the opponent is a demon, all bad, doing things for what we are sure must be the worst reasons. conveniently we never ask, we just assume.

      in this way, irrationality denies itself important insight. the most hated feature of the opponent is in you, IS you at your core. the violence and hot rhetoric keep us busy with external matters, never coming to grips with that crazy guy in the mirror. count on it, it works like clockwork.

      for an external example look at the reaction in the middle east to the cartoons.

      ironic that some here who are concerned about civil rights and freedom behave oppressively themselves, not at all like the enlightened, rational, tolerant liberals one would expect. this is not walking the talk. if that's the alternative, then the alternative is no better than the crop of outlaws in the white house. neither side gets my sympathy.

      and finally, neither you nor i are defending speechwriter doubletalk. maybe that was an assumption ... ?

      ok, enough from me. i have shared too much already.

  96. Good way... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2, Funny

    What a great way to get people to read the story: lie and say registration is required. Then everyone ends up reading TFA because they want to see where the registration is required (so they can bitch about it).

    Also great karma whoring - even though most people know that WaPo doesn't ever require registration.

  97. Yeah! by ImaLamer · · Score: 1

    Use a standards complaint browser to break the rules!

    Why do we even try to standardize anything anymore?

    1. Re:Yeah! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      > Use a standards complaint browser to break the rules!

      What rules are being broken?

      The server is breaking the rules by sending different content to different user agents.

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    2. Re:Yeah! by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1
      Which rules would these be? I'm not sure the HTTP spec, or the HTML spec has any statement like:

      A webserver MUST send the same content, irrespective of user agent.

      Beyond that, your statement is crap. A lot of the time, sending content to mobile devices isn't as simple as "change the stylesheet to mobile.css". Particularly low and middle end cellphones. Limited HTML support. Or embedded devices, like settop boxes.

    3. Re:Yeah! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      XHTML solved this problem. Using obsolete technology to power modern devices is stupid.

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    4. Re:Yeah! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      You're fired.

      Meanwhile, back in the real world where actual corporations want actual solutions...

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    5. Re:Yeah! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I work in academia where we try to do things correctly, for the sake of being correct.

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  98. Somebody didn't read the article... by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 1
    If you had RTFA, it would have told you that because libraries are considered a public space like a street or town square, Constitutional guarantees of free speech trump any local law or institutional policy on "harassment". (Another area where this crops up routinely is laws designed to crack down on the homeless -- there have been a whole string of laws struck down because they went too far trying to stop homeless people from panhandling.)

    The library may have its own policies on sexual harassment that government what the employees do as employees, but it cannot enforce them against patrons (or off-duty employees acting as patrons). The only reason private firms are even allowed to have such policies is because free speech guarantees do not apply (mostly) on private property -- the owner gets to dictate the rules (within the bounds of applicable laws) and if you don't like it you're free to leave. See a multitude of other court decisions on pornographic e-mails sent to co-workers, union organizing efforts, etc.

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  99. Say a prayer for Montgomery County's libraries; by Hosiah · · Score: 1

    they're getting bulldozed soon. I've never seen the government employee yet who would abandon a target for bullying. They just come back with tanks.

    1. Re:Say a prayer for Montgomery County's libraries; by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      be sure and let us know when that happens.

  100. In 10-20 years it won't matter anyway by Pac · · Score: 1

    Since within this timeframe global warming effects will probably grow powerful enough, there is a good chance the internal security and freedom issues will just go away along with modern civilization.

  101. New police-like detachment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 30-ties, a new police force appeared in Germany too. It was too uninformed about it's duties, it was too eager to overstep it's authority. The name of the formation was SA, and the founder was the fuhrer of the Third Reich...

  102. Apathy is more of an answer than a problem by briancnorton · · Score: 1
    If we assume that "those not interested in politics do not educate themselves as to the issues and the candidates" then their action of NOT voting overrepresents the vote of the educated electorate, which is what you want anyway.

    Ideally, each of us would learn about the system, the issues, and the players, but we don't. Low voter turnout is the sign of a either a healthy democracy. (or sometimes a protest against a system of oppression) It means that people don't feel that elected officials affect them.

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  103. Excellent strategy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get those folks to stop looking at porn, and back to working on IEDs as soon as possible.

  104. Registration news sites by typical · · Score: 1

    Google *really* needs to add a mechanism that lets a site say "this is not freely-accessable content", and then index it, but allow the user to not see it. Maybe a robots.txt extension. Then Google can give registration-only sites an option other than providing a different page to Google to try to suck in users or to be totally unindexed.

    That way, registration sites can allow Google to index their sites without forcing all of us to keep hitting these damned registration pages that most of us hate.

    (It would also allow useful site: searches for those with subscriptions.)

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    1. Re:Registration news sites by mikek3332002 · · Score: 1

      It's called a reverse lookup on the ip address

    2. Re:Registration news sites by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Except these registration sites actually WANT you to click the Google result, and get a registration page.

  105. Too much time on their hands by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Well, I guess we can declare the war on terrorism over if Homeland Security agents have this much time on their hands.

    I voting against every Republican incumbent on the ballot this fall. Maybe the only message we can send is "throw the bums out" but if I have anything to do with it, they'll damn sure get that message.

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  106. Boy, talk about mission creep... by sydbarrett74 · · Score: 1

    ...these guys should go back to flipping burgers...

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  107. Sounds like a load of Bullshit to me by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

    Sounds just like the incident wherein the college student said that he was visited by some FBI and DHS for getting a book from his college library... which turned out to be a lie.

    No names are named, nobody is quoted. This whole thing stinks from the start.

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  108. Re:I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surpr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they call it the "People's Republic of China" also.

  109. Liberservative by Tony · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this batch of Republicans aren't that Republican, are they? What is it they're always busting the chops of the Democrats for? Oh, yeah, big government, big spending, the government messing with the lives of average Americans, the Democrats tarnishing the US Constitution....

    I tend to be liberal, myself, but I support a lot of the Republican ideals, like the reduction of government spending (but I'd still maintain social programs, and give federal funding to schools, and other liberal junk), decrease of government, protection of the US Constitution, including the second amendment, etc. I think I'm socially liberal, fiscally conservative.

    Mostly.

    But even *I* can tell this current batch doesn't give a monkey's testicle about the US Constitution, nor the other ideals generally espoused by the Replublicans. I just can't figure out why so many other people just accept it.

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    1. Re:Liberservative by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Hey, I'm mostly with you. It's amazing how there are sane people who self-identify with either party, but are mostly in the middle.

      The reason I think of myself as having mostly Republican ideals is that I thought we needed to strip most welfare things down to their basics, and then build them back up.

      Of course, this new Medicaid fiasco is making me reconsider some of that. And the realization that we could fund fifty times the social services we do now, if we got rid of corporate welfare. So those really aren't that important in the vast scheme of things.

      Basically, anyone thinking either party is the solution was ignoring the tremendious brokenness of the system. Fix that, and then we can get back to arguing over philosophical differences.

      Not that that is is important any more, of course. Now we first have to get rid of the neocon cult, and then fix the system that it replaced, and then we can sit down and have a long reasoned debate about socialized medicine.(1)

      1) Something I, in fact, am for. Our existing system often spends more controlling what doctors can and cannot do than it would cost to just do the damn thing. This is because people are not, in fact, expected to pay for their medical care, which is modern first-world concept and fairly socialist, but instead of having the government do it, we have random companies do it, that have every incentive not to help, and unlike car insurance, where there are really only two options, people are not expected to be able to understand the medical industry and every single test and procedure.

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  110. eh, sorry, linked to the premium content by bigenchilada · · Score: 1

    Sorry kids, I linked to the paid subscription content and not the ad-supported content. My mistake. Should be, as noted by polite poster above: http://www.salon.com/tech/col/smith/2006/02/10/ask thepilot173/index_np.html

  111. Stolen goods? by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

    If you are over 18, the US gov't is not granted the right to choose what you read or see except where the material in question is illegal for non-obscenity reasons, such as [...] stolen goods (copyright infringement)

    I agree with the rest of your post, but I must point out Dowling v. United States (1985), in which the Supreme Court held that illegally copied materials are not stolen goods (because copyright infringement does not "easily equate" to theft).

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  112. Remain Calm! by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0
    I am a registered Republican (lesser of two evils, etc.).

    Glass is half empty type, huh?

    So now we have our own versions of the Muslim world's "Morality Police"?

    Yeah, like totally. My sisters boyfriends uncles daughters cousin saw this dude get his hands chopped off at Baskin Robins for like having a Hustler magazine in his pocket.

    Just keep repeating: "The exception is the Trend :)"

    The main problem I have with the GOP is this damn puritanism. This is the 21st century, dammit! If we force our views (actually their views, not mine. I have TB's of pr0n) on others, how are we better than the damn Islamist's?

    Girl vs. Beasts of the Field Porn? CHECK! eww

    Midget Porn? CHECK!

    Bukakke Porn? CHECK!

    Prophet/Saviour Porn? PROBABLY!

    Puritanism? NOT FUCKING REALLY.

    Ok I'm being a bit of an ass and all but my point is that we have at this time the most freedom (that the puritanical would oppose) that we have ever had. Those security guys at the Library were fools and they did not prevail, although I do hope the Librarian would kick someone out browsing the hardcore porn in public view at the Library. Standards in the public square are not in my view too puritanical (Can't fuck on the table at Dennys for example).

    Oh and were are better than the Islamofascists because their version of Slashdot involves a sword and your head is the dot.

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  113. In America... by nanojath · · Score: 1

    First they came for the men who surfed pornography at the library...
    And I didn't speak up, because I surfed pornography at home.

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  114. Re:No porn in the libraries please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yah.. u're right.. and while you're at it, I think we should force background checks on people before they are allowed to use a library. It may also be a good idea to have them pass through the metal detector, removing their shoes to make sure they're not sneaking any dangerous items into the library or perhaps bringing in their own porn... oh my.. I have to run, the 700 Club is coming on... and I don't want to miss it and be doomed to hell...

  115. a convenient excuse... by tech10171968 · · Score: 1

    This really bugs the hell out of me, and I've seen it coming for a while. The phrase "in the interest of homeland security" is pretty annoying, because some damned agency or other entity out there will use that as a convenient cover to force their agenda onto others (even if that agenda has squat to do with security in the first place). It looks like we're seeing the old "bait and switch" on a grander scale.

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  116. Porn. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    s it? Do you have some numbers to back up that claim, or did you just pull some numbers out of your arse so you can feel that the USA (there's other nations in America, too) is the supreme leader in everything, including pr0n? :)

    No, I have no figures to back that up, and yes, actually from my arse, which is why I phrased it as a question; Because I don't actually know.

    --Though, I do recall reading some stats to that effect, (although, my memory suggests the percentage was actually upwards around 70%, but since I don't know what I'm talking about, I figured it'd be safer to round down. You know, to maintain my integrity.)

    But logically. . . When you consider that the U.S.A. is the leader in video media market saturation and general availability of media production technology, and that the entire state of California is filled with porn stars; (and honestly, what other country can make a claim like that?), the U.S. remains one of the most over-sexed, immature, and media hungry cultures on the face of the Big Blue Marble. I'd say that Americans are certainly contenders for the crown of Most Porn Ever Made. --With Japan coming in a middling second. But as you point out, I'm just pulling fake facts from the air, so don't take my words too seriously.


    -FL

  117. Why is it? by GoldMace · · Score: 1

    That there is not any discussion of how fun a job policing porn would be? I guess admitting that would ensure I don't get the job...oh no, I meant, that would be entirely detestable, but someone's got to do it right?

  118. WTF by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Since when is it appropriate to browse for porn at a library??? That's definitly weird

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  119. Re:I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surpr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All kinds of people have all kinds of crazy ideas. The POTUS doesn't have to, need to, or should implement them all.

    I should note that W. Bush was against DHS before he was for it, wait I thought Kerry was the flip-flopper?

  120. If it's not in their brief ... by dbIII · · Score: 1
    ... then arabian horses must not have been involved.

    Why is the uber department allowed to waste time and resources in this way? Leave things to professional law enforcement instead of some bunch of amataur polical police.

  121. Gestapo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of country needs a Gestapo to patrol public building like libraries?
    I have never heard anything so obviously fascist.

  122. Put yourself in their position by Hairy1 · · Score: 1

    Okay, so you get a great new job defending the fatherland - sorry - homeland from evil terrorists. You generally wander around in your small hick town for a couple of years, but no turbin wearing insane arabs appear to be around, so you have to do something to justify your salary. What could be better than protecting the public from indecency; surely your local conservative community would back a hard line on "protecting the children"?

  123. In Soviet Russia by Artifex · · Score: 1

    The police... no, I mean the people tell the police what... no...

    I think my head is going to asplode.

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  124. The actually look more like mormons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The two Homeland Security guys who talked to me looked more like 30-something Mormons than SS.

    And yes, they played that stupid "good cop/bad cop" thing you think could only happen on TV. I had a really hard time not laughing until after they left.

  125. Re:I live in Montgomery County, this isn't a surpr by stupidpuppy · · Score: 0
    if you think that region of the country is liberal, then you need to get out more and go more places.
    Well, according to the CNN 2004 Election Results Page, Maryland had the 5th highest percentage of votes for Kerry (56%) out of 50 states.

    According to the county results, Montgomery County had, I believe, the 3rd highest percentage for Kerry out of 24 counties, and it missed 2nd by one percentage point.

    So, while it's probably not one of the most liberal places in the country, it is, according to election results, exactly as I portrayed it : one of the most liberal counties in one of the most liberal states.

  126. Mutaween by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to see America honoring the practices of other cultures.

    Mutaween = uniformed men who, under color of governmental authority, enforce public morality, enforce dress codes, arrest unrelated males and females caught socializing, and seize banned consumer products and media regarded as unacceptable. See also Mutaween.