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  1. Re:what about xmms in linux distros? on Microsoft Defies EU Commission · · Score: 1

    Where is '-1 The poster forgot to think' when you need it.

    First of all, with most distros, at least the ones I have installed, you get to choose whether or not you want xmms. In addition there are other multimedia packages that you can install.

    Secondly, yes, you would have to wait until a particular linux distro was a monopoly. It is all about using your monopoly in one area (linux OS) tp try and push into another. But it would have to be something like RedHat getting a monopoly and then you could only get RedHat MMS. Even still that might not even be the same.

    Quite frankly I don't think we will ever see these MS like monopolistic actions even if Linux were to grab a decent amount of market share. It is just not the OSS way.

  2. Re:I posted this to SCO's feedback: on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 1
    we find it difficult to reconcile your legal position with the products you claim to supply.

    And here is SCO's reply

    Product? What is this thing product you speak of? Can we interest you in some shares though?

  3. In more GPL news ... on SCO Calls GPL Unenforceable, Void · · Score: 4, Funny

    American weapons inspectors working throughout the Iraqi country side are claiming that the GPL is seriously hindering their efforts to find Saddam's cache of WMD. When asked how exactly it is hindering the effort an inspector replied, "It's just un-American and that's bad mmmkay."

    Futhermore, high ranking army officers are also said to be frustrated by the GPL. "It is quite simply conter-productive in our efforts to find Saddam and to bring law and order to Iraq", said an officer, speaking under anonymity.

    And finally, graffiti was seen on Redmond, WA train claiming, "GPL = French". Underneath was written, "it's '==' you insensitive clod".

  4. Re:Pah on Microsoft Raises Security Game, Notes Shortcomings Elsewhere · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you got modded funny but I have a similar true story (I am assuming yours is true). My father-in-law is the financial controller at a business and there accounting software is no longer supported on NT but not yet supported on 2003 so he's asked his network support contractor to come up with a linux solution.

  5. Re:I used to worry on Swarthmore Students Keep Diebold Memos Online · · Score: 1

    If I were Ken Clark (and maybe I was) I would have had my name changed by now.

  6. Re:Definitions of Life on AI Sues for Its Life in Mock Trial · · Score: 1

    1. Modification is not growth
    2. Very flimsy but I'll give it to ya
    4. The human race as a species are reproductive. Not everything is about you.
    5. True, full marks.

    So while AI may come close to some definition of life it doesn't quite make it. In this case close is not good enough.

  7. Re:M$ is fast on Bill Gates: Windows Patched Faster than Linux · · Score: 1

    I'd rather rely on a company responding quickly to problems than an open source community where I have no idea how long it will take.

    Bill, is that you? So you'd rather rely on a company whose track record in bug fixing is poor at best or on a community of developers whose track record is on the whole good and for some projects bordering on fantasmigorical.

    It's all well and good to say that you would rather rely on a company to respond quickly but this just hasn't been the case in the past with Microsoft. Now they may have turned over a new leaf but the unknown time with the open source community is usually 'will this be fixed in under 12 hours or will it take the full 24 hours'.

  8. Re:I am sick of it on Does Your Company Censor the Content for You? · · Score: 1

    I used to live next to a guy called Upon McCracken - i kid you not!

  9. Come on, really? on CCAGW Misreads Mass. Policy, Open Standards Generally · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do we have to have the Soviet Russia jokes in the articles as well now?

  10. Re:Excellent! on OpenOffice.org Hits 1.1 · · Score: 1

    As opposed to Outlook connecting using IMAP where delete doesn't REALLY delete anything?

  11. Re:Australia has computers now? on Mobile Internet Down Under · · Score: 1

    Feeding Americans crap about Australia must be our favourite pass time besides watching sport and getting pissed. While on business in Tennessee a shop assistant got talking to me and a mate. He had said that a couple of Aussies had been in a month ago and told him about how we always go 'walkabout'. You know, just 'go bush' for a month or two without notice. We said yeah, us Aussies do that all the time. Additionally he now believes that only our three major cities have paved roads, we all drive 4x4s and every household has either a kangaroo or a koala as a pet.

  12. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Measure The Speed Of Light With Your Microwave · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nope ... In Soviet Russia chocolate cooks YOU!

  13. Re:Try Real Life. on What is a Good Free MUD Client? · · Score: 0
    Try real life. Comes in 3D with integrated surround sound and both voice and tactile command recognition.

    Whoa, where can I donwload it?

  14. Re:This looks great and all... on 2.6 Ton Pinball Machine · · Score: 1

    Gee, if you modded me +5 funny then at least do the same for all the follow ups. They were ALL 10 times better than mine! Now I've gotta go to the glove compartment and break open the 'in case of accident' underwear.

  15. Re:Any experience with this on a slow computer ? on XFce Desktop 4 Released · · Score: 0

    A 133Mhz 486? Either you are an uber-overclocker or an uber-bullcrapper.

  16. Re:This looks great and all... on 2.6 Ton Pinball Machine · · Score: 4, Funny

    But at "11 metres long" and with "16 user operated levers", not to mention two steps going from one side to the other, multiball is going to suck.

    Never have 8 friends enjoyed weight training as much as when this game goes into multiball mode.

  17. Yeah, but ... on 2.6 Ton Pinball Machine · · Score: 1

    can it handle a 2.6Gb slashdotting? I don't think so.

  18. Re:Suddenly on Kazaa Sues Record Labels · · Score: 1

    I'm set. I'm the engineer, my wife is the lawyer!

  19. Re:This is a huge improvement on Smart Sofa Recognizes Occupants by Weight · · Score: 1

    This is a huge improvement from their prototype that required you to place a 12 ounce, specially modified bluetooth tranciever up your ass.

    Ha, that's nothing. When I was at uni we tried something like this but we didn't have any fancy bluetooth technology. Try embedding an RS232 port up your ass and then plugging in without bending any pins.

  20. Re:Pert Peeve on VeriSign Sued Over SiteFinder Service · · Score: 1
    A great minor evil. That's a new one on me.

    Yeah, it's quasi-evil but it's about the best damn quasi-evil of the web.

  21. Monitoring Report: on When Does Website Monitoring Go Too Far? · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems there has been an unusual amount of downtime to your web and email servers. Probable cause: we over monitored them. Sorry.

  22. Re:Two companies on SCO Claims $15,300,000 From SCOsource · · Score: 2, Informative

    Could both posters and moderators pleae RTFA. Sun's payment was to cover licensing 'clean up' issues with it's version of UNIX. It had nothing to do with Linux.

    It is however interesting that they have stock options.

  23. Why can't they just ... on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1

    take the first and last letters of each word and work out what the correct address should be.

  24. Re:Microsoft license prohibits CLR benchmarks on Does C# Measure Up? · · Score: 1

    Hmmm ... how lnog unitl we get the jbulemd wrods out of our setsym.

  25. Re:grammar still not optional on Can You Raed Tihs? · · Score: 1

    I've got to agree with you there. I had more trouble coming to terms with the missing word and the incorrect use of 'is' than the actual jumbled words.