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  1. Re:That is one scary looking game on Cho Aniki - The Strangest Game Ever? · · Score: 1

    Indeed. Homoerotic Glam White-Trash Porn. That's the closest I can come to describing "professional" wrestling. Listen, I like a good tractor pull as much as the next person (no, no i don't) but WWF fandom screams "I have three cars on my front *lawn* and none of them work". (no apologies to that apologist Foxworthy)

  2. Re:What is sandman on First New Gaiman Sandman In 7 Years · · Score: 1

    That was a totally crap one sentance description. Try again.

  3. Re:I liked his earlier stuff on First New Gaiman Sandman In 7 Years · · Score: 1

    Yes you are. And you're a cultureless pratt. Sandman isn't "Goth", that's just to show that your havn't read the bloody books. Yes Morpheus and his lot often incarnate as goth types, but that really has jack shit to do with the stories he's telling. Yes those books you listed are good, but where's that get us? You're trying to prove sandman's pretentious by telling us about other quality titles. Get a point please. Also, Sandman is anything but pretentious. It's involved to be sure, but so's anything worth reading.

  4. Re:Pushing a rope on RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers · · Score: 1

    Uh. You're statement doesn't have much to do with my response to the parent. He's claiming to be a music fan that ostensibly won't buy music. You do buy music and will buy more. What's your point?

  5. Re:Pushing a rope on RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers · · Score: 1

    Ok, why did you post? You're clearly not a music lover, and you don't even sound like a casual music appreciator. I'd venture to guess that most music -lovers- can't get through the day without listening to something, and would most likely have several selections of music at the ready that wouldn't "distract". "especially if the object of the music is to garner as much attention for the artist as possible" Unusual to say the least. I'm guessing that you're talking about pop music and stardom, but I can't think of why anyone would make music without indending to draw attention to it. Noone makes music to be ignored. Why buy it? To own it and listen to it anytime and as often as you like. Don't be daft. I think you're trying to be witty or deep but you sound like a luddite whose proud of his ignorance.

  6. Re:Not necessarily on Games and the 'Geek Stereotype' · · Score: 1

    Oni is no gem. More like a chunk of coal. Or a still-born fetus. Horrible level design, terrible controls, boring boring boring.

  7. Re:Pushing a rope on RIAA Prepares Legal Blitz Against Filesharers · · Score: 1

    you don't buy and you don't download. do you only get music from mix tapes your friends make? Radio? Honestly, it's hard to be a fan of any kind of music if you don't put down the cash once in a while. And if you aren't that "big" of a fan, why are you posting?

  8. Re:wha? on Star Wars FPS Mod Gets LucasArts Permission · · Score: 1

    Outcast POOR? Clearly you havn't enjoyed the visceral thrill of bursting into a room a storm troopers, gone force-choking one while your lightsaber whings around the room slicing and dicing until returning to you THROUGH the guy you've been throttling.

  9. Re:So 'Lucas Arts' has a pet team, now? on Star Wars FPS Mod Gets LucasArts Permission · · Score: 1

    Wow. YOU'RE a cynical pratt aren't you? I mean, you're not really wrong, but you could try and see this as a good thing instead of yet another way to cluster-fuck the populace.

  10. Re:This is absurd... on Highway Shooters Claim To Emulate GTA · · Score: 1

    There are large eight-wheel semis. Also known as tractor trailers.

  11. Re:Awesome on Walking Animatronic Dinosaur At Disney Park · · Score: 1

    Walt didn't strike me as an ignorant bigoted piece of white trash like those that are fighting to prevent Gay day at d-land.

  12. Re:Real or like Star Trek on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    So I guess you learned an important and rudimentary lesson on project planning, scope, concept art, interproject communication. Were you an intern or just a hack? Who starts out a project like that and doesn't even get/give an idea about basic design. This kind of art doesn't come from a vaccum. I'm calling BS on this one. Mod down for being a dope or a liar.

  13. Re:Real or like Star Trek on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    Ever hear of something called project planning? Storyboard design? Concept art? It's his JOB to give a rats ass about moving stars.

  14. Re:Real or like Star Trek on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 1

    Uh, sure you did. You never once questioned what was asked of you knowing it would make for crap entertainment. Wow, you must have either thought you were really witty, or were thrilled to be asked to do it over again. This reminds me of the most recent Star Trek crapfest Nemises. The space battle was so dull it might as well have been done with cardboard cutouts and puppets.

  15. Oh, how they blither on on Sci-Fi Movies and 'Bad Science' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Entertainment has the power to stir the imagination. It only takes one yammering asshole who thinks he's sooo smart because he found some obvious flaw in a story to ruin the experience for others. I don't think we have much to fear by the dumbing down of science in cinema. Real science rarely makes for thrills and explosions. Those that make for good movies (PI for example)still take liberties. Poor funding for science education and rampaging ignorance are more danger to science than The Hulk.

  16. Re:GUTEN TAG on Best Videogame Endings Discussed · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on that one. Bone chilling. GUTEN TAG... then PAIN. I think the "Spear of Destiny" sequal had a great end battle too. Seems cliche now, but I really didn't expect to be fighting in HELL after ripping through several bionic enhanced nazi generals.

  17. NOX on Bad Videogame Acting Chronicled · · Score: 1

    A very entertaining and addicting game, almost totally ruined by the bad ren-faire acting. Even the script was decent... but the voices! *SHUDDER* I had to turn them off and go with the subtitles. old school, but I still played!

  18. Re:Why the word"YAHWAH" is not what you mean on Looking For God In Videogames · · Score: 1

    lol. That would be REAAAL evil! Not this pissy stuff that passes for evil these days! In my day we weren't content until we desecrated several churches and spoke ill of their elders! These days you can hardly get a lewd innuendo past the fascist TV censors, or grope a willing virgin in public! Christianity is the new PC cause: whiny, over-sensitive, and fascist.

  19. Re:Rare never had it on Grabbed By The Ghoulies - Grasped · · Score: 1

    I don't think it's funny so I don't understand satire? What kind of idiot logic is that?

  20. Re:Aero the chocolate bar on New Longhorn Screenshots Leaked · · Score: 1

    in the USA the Aero candybar is usually only ever found in stores selling British export goods. FYI

  21. Re:OK, so I'm a mildly tolerant atheist... on Looking For God In Videogames · · Score: 1

    "It is easy to lose out on a lot of life that way." REally?!? Like all the thrilling discourse I've been missing out on at my local church's pancake breakfast, where drooling old people and insufferable white trash blither on about how THEY'RE THE VICTIMS of ALL the moral injustices in our secular world? Or am I missing out on all the bible studies groups that claim all us athiests have a deepseeded need for spiritualism that we're all ignoring, but in actuality don't have the bloody time between all our baccanals and sacrificial offerings? Fugg off. the only thing I find offensive is this species tendency to abscond the empirical for the FANTASTIC.

  22. Re:Why the word"YAHWAH" is not what you mean on Looking For God In Videogames · · Score: 1

    "The prohibition against taking God's name in vain is taken seriously. That should not be laughed off."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. When does the real Age of Reason start so we can delegate religion to the dustbin of history?

  23. Re:Rare never had it on Grabbed By The Ghoulies - Grasped · · Score: 1

    Let's also be real. Conkers was a terrible game. The worst camera I've ever seen, graphics that were just barely par and horrible controls. It's wit was barely smart enough to keep people interested. The Matrix spoof alone was reason to chuck it out the window.

  24. Re:Rehash on Age Of Mythology Invades Atlantis · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I think RTS critics are never happy. Not that there isn't room for growth. See my reply to grandparent thread. Your "innovations" aren't much more than macros. Since you're advocating getting rid of micro-management and adding macro functionality, maybe you'd be happier playing something else. RTS is clearly not for you.

  25. Re:Check out Wired on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: 1

    "Disgusting infoporn". That's a disgusting term. Does that mean that I, as an info-junky, am a bad person with a filthy soul?