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  1. keep laughing, monkeyboy! on Chinese Scientists Plan Solar Power Station In Space · · Score: 1

    It's all fun and games until Elon Musk burns " CHA " on the face of the moon.
    Surely that should be "ELO" ?!

    We've got a 4x10^26 Watt fusion reactor only eight minutes away. Eventually somebody's going to figure out how to use it.

  2. BE part of the SOLUTION. on Behind the Scenes At a Quantum Dot Factory · · Score: 3, Informative

    The button to Submit a story is right in front of your nose a the top of the page.
    Unless you're implying the editurs are idiots and ignore perfectly nerdulent story suggestions.

  3. Re:Quantum Dot? on Behind the Scenes At a Quantum Dot Factory · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're like Quantum Crows, but are fruit-flavored instead of licorice.

  4. don't mess with Hugo Drax on US Air Force Overstepped In SpaceX Certification · · Score: 3, Funny

    Air Force auditors start experiencing mysterious "accidents". Others get it hot water for unexplainable large deposits to their bank accounts.

  5. uh huh on Facebook Successfully Tests Laser Internet Drones · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "internet". yeah right. You're not fooling anybody Zuckerberg.

  6. yes, but why does it need laser cannons ? on Japan To Build 250-Mile-Long, Four Storey-High Wall To Stop Tsunamis · · Score: 1
    shhhhh... we're telling them it's a anti-tsunami wall.

    "the Agriculture Ministry is not in charge of Gundam."

  7. 1439 leagues under the sea on Russian Official Proposes Road That Could Connect London To NYC · · Score: 1

    surely an underwater journey would be measured in leagues.

  8. WARNING : low flying bolide area on Russian Official Proposes Road That Could Connect London To NYC · · Score: 1

    They won't have to worry about spilling their vodka when they all have Google(tm) self-driving cars. Of course, they'll have to add additional collision avoidance code to miss hitting the occasional bear, moose & flying squirrel.

  9. Re:This is why I don't join rewards programs. on RadioShack Puts Customer Data Up For Sale In Bankruptcy Auction · · Score: 4, Funny

    but... but... free batteries!
    #ohgodhowdidIgetthisold

  10. Re:Boxen? Really? on To Avoid NSA Interception, Cisco Will Ship To Decoy Addresses · · Score: 1

    "Technically correct" is the best kind of correct.

  11. Re:Project onto a TABLE for restaurants and games on Project an Interactive Game on Your Floor or Wall (Video) · · Score: 1

    Better than those damn Ziosks cluttering up the tables at Chili's.

  12. Re:Full Disclosure, please? on Personal Healthcare Info of Over 11M Premera Customers Compromised · · Score: 1

    Being an admin and being a witch are not mutually exclusive.
    And both imply arcane knowledge that is beyond the reality of the mundane.
    Either way, not somebody to be trifled with. Or trusted.

  13. my pokemons on Evolution Market's Admins Are Gone, Along With $12M In Bitcoin · · Score: 0

    let me show you them

    whoops, wait, this one wasn't a Magic the Gathering based exchange.
    In TEH FUTAR, our economy will be entirely Beanie Baby based.

  14. WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE on Microsoft Is Killing Off the Internet Explorer Brand · · Score: 1

    OMFG have you seen the new Microsoft web browser demo it's like slow and it's telling you all the stuff you did in the first one then the music kicks in and and clippy comes out and gets a gun the earf is on fire and clippy is like fuck this im jumping and HE JUMPS PUT OF TEH INTERWEB with angels singing and he lands on the bad guys and that annoying ai lady is like GO GET EM TIGER! WILDCAT IS ON TEH SPOKE!!!~`1 and theres less polys but rawkin bumb mappings you can view this on a special MICROSOFT xbox disk that comes with EB games store.

  15. replaced by a shell script. a simple shell script on SXSW: Do Androids Dream of Being You? · · Score: 1

    "Yes, an electronic brain," said Frankie, "a simple one would suffice."
    "A simple one!" wailed Arthur.
    "Yeah," said Zaphod with a sudden evil grin, "you'd just have to program it to say What? and I don't understand and Where's the tea? Who'd know the difference?"
    "What?" cried out Arthur, backing away still farther.

  16. like Lucy with a football on A Mars One Finalist Speaks Out On the "Dangerously Flawed" Project · · Score: 0

    How's this any different that Barack Obama telling us we're going to Mars?
    Or George W Bush?
    Or George H W Bush?

    They know you're all a bunch of suckers.

  17. CHEMTRIALS! on Laser Imaging Drone To Hunt Out Unexploded Bombs In War-Torn Nations · · Score: 2

    easy peasy--
    simply spray herbicide from jets to defoliate the forest then the drones' LIDAR can easily find the military ordinance.
    What year is this?!

  18. learn data processing in your spare time! on Prison Program Aims To Turn Criminals Into Coders · · Score: 1

    Waitaminute, isn't that how Superman 3 started?!

  19. useless plastic junk on New Molecular 3D Printer Can Create Billions of Compounds · · Score: 0

    Unless this 3D printerer can perform forging operations, the molecules aren't going to have the proper crystal grain and will just be weak junk that won't be anywhere near able to transfer the torque even from a puny Toyota engine.

  20. "Repent, Harlequin!" Said the Ticktockman on Swatch Co-Inventor Predicts Apple Will Bring an 'Ice Age' To Swiss Watch Market · · Score: 1

    Watches are a tool of the oppressor.
    Do you see dolphins wearing digital watches? NO. Because the concept of Time is unnatural.

  21. Re:Do Not Be Alarmed Brethren on Google's Pricey Pixel Gets USB-C and a Lower Price · · Score: 3, Funny

    Being superstitious is bad luck.

  22. plastic's old and busted, hot metal is new hotness on Man 3D Prints a Working 5-Speed Transmission For Toyota Engines · · Score: 2

    geeze, just print the parts in wax and then do green sand or investment casting of whatever metal is suitable.
    You savages are capable of melting metal, aren't you?!

    Design of a open source robot to automate the metal casting process is left as an exercise for the student.

  23. false advermatizing on Man 3D Prints a Working 5-Speed Transmission For Toyota Engines · · Score: 1

    You know, for a site called "Thingiverse", they don't seem to have very many 3D files for printing plastic dongs.

  24. you're all horrible people and should be punished. on Man Claiming Half Ownership of Facebook Is Now a Fugitive · · Score: 0

    Surely someone from that group should be convicted?

    D. All of them.

  25. all your imaginary friends are crazy assholes. on Why Israel Could Be the Next Cybersecurity World Power · · Score: 1

    Better a Yahoo than some damn dirty Houyhnhnm.