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  1. Oh where is my VIA VT8237 RAID drivers for 2.6.x. on Linux Kernel 2.6.8 Released. Oh wait, it's 2.6.8.1 · · Score: -1, Troll

    Cold, freezing, dark, and lonely. My room is quiet. No sound of fans or hard drive spinning. No high pitch whining of the monitors, clickity-clack of the keyboard, rushing of the mouse, or blaring of the speakers. It... is... all... quiet. Sitting on the floor, staring up into the cieling, hoping, waiting, wondering.... is this all for nothing? My eyelids are being tugged down, shadow people are laughing at me. The cool breeze makes me shiver with a rash of goose-bumps having thier way with me. Death is knawing at my soul, no reason to live, to go on. I yearn to slumber forever in this darkness.

    Only one thing can bring me from the event horizon of death... and that is...
    VIA GETTING OFF THIER F*CKING ASS AND RELEASING VT8237 RAID DRIVERS FOR LINUX KERNEL 2.6.x FOR THE AMD64 PLATFORM!!!!

    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER USE VIA AGAIN. THIS WAS THE LAST STRAW!!!!!

  2. Re:Incomplete testing on AM Radio Waves May Be Harmful? · · Score: 0

    Do you know of a microwave emitter that I can use so I don't have to worry about breeding accidentally?

    Breeding sucks, so do kids.

  3. Time to put on the tin foil hat... on U.S. Cancels Fusion Program · · Score: 0

    It could be that the government, or the people really in charge that stand in the shadows behind the government pulling the strings, want to silence this and other alternative power sources to they may continue to leverage thier pressure and hold on to power and money. We all know that Tesla could have changed the world if they government didn't crashing into his lab and stole all his documents.

    Again, it doesn't matter if it's a Democrat or Republican, we all lose. They aren't in charge anyways.

  4. Re:To be fair to Microsoft on The Cost of Computer Naivete · · Score: 0

    FUNNY:
    "Press ESC instead of putting in your password"

    I was working in an office, but I was the non-official tech support that someone called on when the real tech support was too busy or nowhere to be found. They had a problem and I needed to log in into thier PC. They tried to tell me thier password but I always dismissed them while pressing the ESC key and watching thier eyes blow up like balloons wondering how I did that!

    THOSE WERE THE DAYS! HAHA !!

  5. Another sign of the apocalypse... on Not Enough Ads? Install Adbar. · · Score: 0

    Yep, sure is another sign of the apocalypse.

  6. I'm pretty good with Linux and speak German... on Munich Posts Want Ad - Seeking Linux Experts · · Score: 0

    I'm currently using Suse 9.1 64-bit AMD64 Professional (2.6.x kernel) living in Texas. I haven't used my German in a looong time, I just need a refresher course. Do they need an American computer geek (who also speaks some Russian and good enough Spanish) that's crazy in love with Linux??

    One thing they don't mention is the pay rate or salary.

  7. Re:And we get to wait until JANUARY FOR IT! on SciFi Channel To Air A New Galactica Series · · Score: 0

    Every Tivo owner better start pressing the "Thumbs Down" button on thier remote or we will be subjected to "GET ME SOME BULLETS!"

  8. VIA is f*cking us over with 64-bit RAID drivers on Intel Begins Shipping 64-bit Prescotts · · Score: 0

    OH HELL YEAH! We have been waiting for almost a year for 32/64-bit RAID drivers from VIA for the 2.6.x kernel. I'm mad has hell as they haven't done a goddam thing. Only for the 2.4.x kernel, but that leaves the rest of us out in the cold. AArrgg, I'm so f*cking mad.

  9. Re:Are jobs coming into vogue again? on Are Job Perks Coming into Vogue Again? · · Score: 0

    My wife is sick of me saying that. Just in case anyone is wondering, it's from a recent episode of South Park where future people are coming back in time to the present to get jobs for pennies on the dollar.

    It roughly translates to "Took my job", but he should have said:

    "They terk mer jerb!"

    HAHA! FUNNY!

  10. Re:Factual nit on Annual Big Brother Award Winners Announced · · Score: 0

    And, actually, they aren't Communist, they are Socialist, technically if you want to nit-pick. And while we are on the nit-pick path, USA is not a democracy, but a representative republic. Hopefully, in the future when technology is more pervasive in the home, people themselves will be able to vote in real-time on issues. But, that's just my pipe dream.

  11. Re:My productivity... on Latest MyDoom Variant Gives Google Problems · · Score: 0

    SO TRUE! Every time someone asks me a question I come up with an answer in 1 second. Now I'm dumbfounded! It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!

  12. Re:A REPORTER GUESSED THIS OVER A MONTH AGO! on Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith · · Score: 0

    Star Wars Episode III: Dawn of the Empire

  13. Morrissey on IT's Musical Habits · · Score: 0

    Truly depressed geeks listen to Morrissey.

    "Everyday is like Sunday
    Everyday is silent and grey"

  14. Re:Explanation on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 1

    Man, that was fast!

  15. Re:In other news... on BitTorrent Beats Kazaa In Traffic Numbers · · Score: 1

    ... in Japan!

  16. ... In Japan on Red Hat Vs. The Lawyers · · Score: 0, Troll

    Red Hat announced that they would be re-stating their revenues for the last 3 years ... in Japan .

  17. I'm addicted to GroupHug.us on 32,000 "Why I'm Tired" Emails · · Score: 1

    Yep, I admit it, I'm addicted. I love seeing how other people are more f*cked up than I am.

  18. Re:With all due respect on Japanese Schoolchildren to be Tagged with RFID · · Score: 1

    Mod parent UP! He is a genius!

  19. Happy Fun Ball on Modding Laser Tag Gear? · · Score: 1

    Happy Fun Ball
    It's Happy! It's Fun! It's Happy Fun Ball!

    Yes, Happy Fun Ball, the toy sensation that's sweeping the nation. Only $14.95 at particpating stores!

    Get one Today!

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

    Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    Happy Fun Ball contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.
    Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:

    * Itching
    * Vertigo
    * Dizziness
    * Tingling in extremities
    * Loss of balance or coordination
    * Slurred speech
    * Temporary Blindness
    * Profuse sweating
    * Heart Palpitations

    If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

    Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

    When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...

    Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

    Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

    Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

    Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

    Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.
    Happy Fun Ball: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

  20. Now, if they can only... on Saturn Hailstorm · · Score: 1

    If they can only make a car that won't fall apart in a few years, or make a noiseless cpu fan. Why can't they fix my crown tooth permanently, or get my monitor mirror from unsticking and falling down.

  21. Re:My Best Buy Horror Story - Still Pending.. on Best Buy Says Customers Not Always Right · · Score: 1

    Your story is a real-life "When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong".

    Dave Chappell! THAT IS FUNNY!!! HAHA!!

  22. Headshot !! on Counter-Strike For Source Engine Shown In South Korea · · Score: 1

    That's what I will scream when I go bed everytime after playing CS:S!!

  23. Re:Personal Injury via Rack Mount Case Cover on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    I can personally say that those Compaq Proliant servers are HEAVY!!! I've had to move those around a few times and they can take an arm out of its socket without some help!

  24. Re:Maximum PC on What Magazines Do You Read? · · Score: 1

    Yep, Rig O' The Month! I always go to the last page to see what rig they picked out and then I show it around the office and everyone freaks out! HAHA!!

    Maximum PC is Da' BOMB!

  25. Re:BEFORE the flamewar commences... on Fahrenheit 9/11 Discussion · · Score: 1

    Senator Wellstone, from Minnesota, is one prime example of double standards. At is funeral there was a political campaign speech at the pulpit. And the compaign speech was even quiet, the speaker was ROARING!!!!!! The press didn't talk about it much, but in talk radio they were flabbergasted, but again, the news barely registered it as a blip.

    Now, in Reagan's funeral, the Left/Demon-rats were upset on how the Republi-rats were using or GOING to use it in GW's re-election campaign and the news was picking it up. GW's campign didn't go knee deep, but dipped thier toes, whereas the Demon-crats wrapped themselves in the funeral of Wellstone.