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  1. Cause? on Fossett's Plane Found · · Score: 1

    Same as most plane crashes...... Gravity.

    On a more serious note, at least his family will have some closure now that the plane has been found and can have a proper burial.

  2. How is this on Slashdot? on Simple Device Claimed To Boost Fuel Efficiency By Up To 20% · · Score: 1

    I expect this kind of thing on Digg, but not here.
    How did this story make it on Slashdot?

  3. Re:I'll take it! on Transmeta Up For Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll give them 500 shares of Lehman Brothers stock and my Star Wars collection.

  4. Finally on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 1

    Drinks are on me!!!!

  5. More important problems on Complaints Pour In After Digital TV Test · · Score: 1

    Unless you're been living in a cave for the past 6 months or have not turned your TV on, how could you not know about the switch to digital in Feb? This is not the end of the world. These people pass by the converter display at WalMart when shopping, they see the PSA ads on TV for it at least 3 times a week. The world didn't die when they turned off analog cell phones, right? Some people may have problems with the conversion who had bad reception before since digital TV does not do well with poor signal strength. With analog you get ghosting, with digital you might get nothing at all.

  6. But, wait... on Microsoft To Buy Back $40bn of Its Shares · · Score: 1

    Or you can buy 600000000 pair of The Conquistador shoes at the Shoe Circus

  7. Could be handy in a few weeks on Homeland Security Department Testing "Pre-Crime" Detector · · Score: 1

    Hey, does this thing work on politicians running for President?

  8. Cheap provider on Email-only Providers? · · Score: 1, Informative

    I use 3ix.org for $12.00 per year. It has 20 email accounts and web hosting. I've only used it for 3 months so far, but have been happy.

    http://www.3ix.org/one_dollar_web_hosting.php

  9. WTF? on iPhone Takes Screenshots of Everything You Do · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is the dumbest load of crap I have ever heard. Who posted this, someone from RIM?

    God knows everything, now the god phone does too?

  10. I'm ready on LHC Flips On Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    I went out and bought a school desk last night and Morlock spray. Nothing can touch me now... I'm INVINCIBLE!!!

  11. Remember what we were taught? on LHC Flips On Tomorrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    Back in the old days of the cold war, in the schools,for preparation of a nuclear bomb falling, we would get under our desks because they are obviously made of some kind of material that can withstand radiation and a giant percussion wave. I'll bet those desks can withstand the LHC black hole too. Only school children and teachers will be left.

  12. WTF?? on 1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change · · Score: 1

    Are these people smoking crack?

    How much would it cost to build 1500 ships?? More than the GNP of most countries for 1 year.

    How do you know this will not screw up the global warming even worse? You are trying to suddenly fix something that has been in gradual decay for decades. I would re-think this guys. Why don't you the guys to just fire up that LHC collider, run it at full power, then maybe we won't have to worry about this global warming mess.

  13. A different meaning there on China's First Spacewalk · · Score: 1

    China does not supply spacesuits, so only REALLY bad people go into space.

  14. Re:Not in Canada on Dell Begins Selling Inspiron Mini 9 · · Score: 1

    Doug
    I believe there will be no charge on this two-four of beer, thank you.

    Attendant
    Excuse me?

    Doug
    Ok, uh, we found this mouse in a bottle of Elsinore beer that we bought
    at your beer store, eh? And we heard that when that happens you get
    your beer free.

    Bob
    It's in the Canadian Criminal Code, eh. Like there's legal precedence
    set in cases in law, eh?

    Doug
    So, like give us our free beer.

  15. Finallly on Picasa Rolls Out 3.0 — Now With Facial Recognition · · Score: 1

    Now they'll know who that Rockefeller guy REALLY is.

  16. Idea on Scientists Fear Impact of Asian Pollutants On US · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's build a giant fan to blow it back.

  17. Sounds familiar on Software To Provide Astronaut Counseling · · Score: 2, Funny

    " I think you're going insane Dave "

  18. I have it on Where Has All My Spam Gone? · · Score: 1

    I'm eating your spam, having it forwarded to me.

    BTW, there's a lot of people in Nigeria who have money for you.

  19. Next app coming on 8 People Buy "I Am Rich" iPhone App For $1,000 · · Score: 1

    I'm working on developing a "I'm a 'po ho " app that just shows a picture Motorola Razr menu on the screen. The price will be $.25

  20. New idea on New Map of Carved Up Arctic · · Score: 1

    Just for fun, let's give it to the Mexicans and see what they do with it.

  21. Time to go on my spending spree on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 1

    We're all going to die, I just know it....

  22. I feel SOOOO much safer now. on TSA To Allow Laptops In Approved Bags · · Score: 1

    Maybe next they'll have approved shoes that you don't have to take off?

    They are looking at the wrong stuff.

    Can the sniffers detect sodium?
    Lithium?

  23. How about some they left off on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    Since your brain can be (and for most people, is) used as storage, they could take you, and/or your children (you could have told them to remember something for you) to a DHS facility for their mind probe. This is getting insane, what happened to our rights. This is worse than George Orwell could have imagined.

  24. Wrong on How Do You Fix Education? · · Score: 1

    I believe it's spelled edumacation.

  25. This has to be a joke on Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea · · Score: 1

    There is no way they can be serious. First we screw up the atmosphere, now we're thinking about tinkering with the balance of the oceans? What about the life in the oceans? This is a food chain, we eat the stuff that comes out of the oceans last time I checked.