I have had a Gmail account since the first month of "Beta testing" years ago, and would get maybe 1 spam per month. In the past 2 months however, I seem to get about 3 per day. Always Canadian pharmacies trying to get me to have great sex. Those damn Canadians are out to kill us all I say...
Let's see... piss away a few BILLION dollars, or use it for something useful like research into something like breast cancer. Who cares about the moon anyhow, everyone likes boobies though.
Why doesn't someone come out with a video game where Dr. Phil and Jack Thompson are the targets. Your job is to get them to shut up and leave the gamers alone.
I have had a Gmail account since the first month of "Beta testing" years ago, and would get maybe 1 spam per month. In the past 2 months however, I seem to get about 3 per day. Always Canadian pharmacies trying to get me to have great sex. Those damn Canadians are out to kill us all I say...
It didn't say "disbared", it said "dismembered"
How about putting that research money to something useful like helping sick children, not making people live to 1000.
Nancy Pelosi is to common sense, what Viagra is to a rubberband.
I use a WOM drive (Write Only Memory). It has infinite storage cacpacity and the format never changes.
What better place to host all your pr0n.
It's morse code from some drunken ham radio operator.
It's just a bunch of S, E, and I's
The stuff in the middle is just gobbledeegook.
They didn't say there wouldn't be a 361 or a 720, right??? Blueray, here it comes.
I tried to apply for a patent for a emergency CD ejector, made from a straightened paper clip. They turned me down.
This coming from the company that said Beta tapes would win the Beta/VHS war.
Yeah, something like that could ruin your day.
"Honey, yeah, I'm going to be home later than I thought. Don't wait up for me, little elevator problem"
It can help keep my beer cold. Very cold.
Let's see... piss away a few BILLION dollars, or use it for something useful like research into something like breast cancer.
Who cares about the moon anyhow, everyone likes boobies though.
You can run one of these puppies for a week on a AA battery.
As soon as the umbilical cord is cut.
I GOTTTTA get one of these. I'll give my left nut or both my kids for this thing.
Having a computer without a restore disk is like driving a car with no spare tire.
Why doesn't someone come out with a video game where Dr. Phil and Jack Thompson are the targets. Your job is to get them to shut up and leave the gamers alone.
I blame solar storms on Al Gore.
I've been a Tech for 8 years now. Can't wait.
Since it will probably have 16 processors and a terabyte of RAM and a blue-green-red ray uber drive, then price should be about 35000.00
They gotta be REAL damn desparate to want to go into Mexico. Wouldn't that be like a convict trying to break back into prison???
Didn't someone make one of these and it was reported here on /. over 9 months ago. I think it was using a Verizon card.
I think with that bounty, they'll be bankrupt in 4 days.
God how I wish the opposite were true....