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  1. I don't need no stinkin' Spam. on Spammers Choose GMail · · Score: 1

    I have had a Gmail account since the first month of "Beta testing" years ago, and would get maybe 1 spam per month. In the past 2 months however, I seem to get about 3 per day. Always Canadian pharmacies trying to get me to have great sex. Those damn Canadians are out to kill us all I say...

  2. Mis-read on Referee Recommends Disbarment For Jack Thompson · · Score: 1

    It didn't say "disbared", it said "dismembered"

  3. Insanity ! on Ask Aubrey de Grey About Longevity Research · · Score: 1

    How about putting that research money to something useful like helping sick children, not making people live to 1000.

  4. Isn't she just special on Nancy Pelosi vs. the Internet · · Score: 1

    Nancy Pelosi is to common sense, what Viagra is to a rubberband.

  5. My preference of backup on Best Way To Store Digital Video For 20 Years? · · Score: 1


    I use a WOM drive (Write Only Memory). It has infinite storage cacpacity and the format never changes.

  6. Pr0n servers on What Shall We Do With the Moon Once We Get There? · · Score: 1

    What better place to host all your pr0n.

  7. Type of code on Fermilab Calls For Code Crackers · · Score: 1

    It's morse code from some drunken ham radio operator.
      It's just a bunch of S, E, and I's

    The stuff in the middle is just gobbledeegook.

  8. Maybe not a 360 but... on Microsoft Says No New Xbox 360s In 2009 · · Score: 1


    They didn't say there wouldn't be a 361 or a 720, right??? Blueray, here it comes.

  9. Not true at all. on Patent Chief Decries Continued Downward Spiral of Patent Quality · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to apply for a patent for a emergency CD ejector, made from a straightened paper clip. They turned me down.

  10. Oh, really??? on Sony Thinks Blu-ray Will Sell Like DVDs by Year End · · Score: 0

    This coming from the company that said Beta tapes would win the Beta/VHS war.

  11. Little equipment problem on Space Elevators Face Wobble Problem · · Score: 1

    Yeah, something like that could ruin your day.

    "Honey, yeah, I'm going to be home later than I thought. Don't wait up for me, little elevator problem"

  12. Very cool on Brain-Inspired Computer Made From Duroquinone · · Score: 1

    It can help keep my beer cold. Very cold.

  13. This does WHAT for me??? on NASA Plans to Smash Spacecraft into the Moon · · Score: 1

    Let's see... piss away a few BILLION dollars, or use it for something useful like research into something like breast cancer.
    Who cares about the moon anyhow, everyone likes boobies though.

  14. Re:All well and good on Low Voltage Is Key To Energy-Efficient Chip · · Score: 1


    You can run one of these puppies for a week on a AA battery.

  15. Crazy question on When Are Kids Old Enough to Play Videogames? · · Score: 1

    As soon as the umbilical cord is cut.

  16. PLEASEEEEE.... on Rocket-Powered 21-Foot Long X-Wing Actually Flies · · Score: 1


    I GOTTTTA get one of these. I'll give my left nut or both my kids for this thing.

  17. Re:A question they don't ask on Big Box Store Reps Push Unnecessary Recovery Discs · · Score: 1

    Having a computer without a restore disk is like driving a car with no spare tire.

  18. New game idea on Gamers Grapple With VA Tech Shooting · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't someone come out with a video game where Dr. Phil and Jack Thompson are the targets. Your job is to get them to shut up and leave the gamers alone.

  19. Re:And now My prediction: on Scientists Predict Big Solar Cycle · · Score: 1

    I blame solar storms on Al Gore.

  20. Re:Bad idea? on FCC Drops Morse Code Requirement · · Score: 1

    I've been a Tech for 8 years now. Can't wait.

  21. Better start saving for it now. on Sony Probably Going To Do PlayStation 4 · · Score: 1

    Since it will probably have 16 processors and a terabyte of RAM and a blue-green-red ray uber drive, then price should be about 35000.00

  22. Re:Tags: redneck xenophobia on Texas to Provide Online 'Bordercams' · · Score: 1

    They gotta be REAL damn desparate to want to go into Mexico. Wouldn't that be like a convict trying to break back into prison???

  23. Old news?? on Portable Wi-Fi Hotspots · · Score: 1

    Didn't someone make one of these and it was reported here on /. over 9 months ago. I think it was using a Verizon card.

  24. How long? on $10k Bounty for Critical Windows Flaws · · Score: 1

    I think with that bounty, they'll be bankrupt in 4 days.

  25. I wish on Microsoft to Replace Blackberry? · · Score: 1


    God how I wish the opposite were true....