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  1. Brought To You By...Grizzlebee's! on Finally ... RoboShark! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Insert Tinfins joke here...

  2. Let It Go... on William Shatner Pitches 'Starfleet Academy' Show · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's dead, Jim.

  3. Re:Porn collection on From Archive.org, Free Multimedia Hosting for Life · · Score: 1

    Not really that much. Entire collection of junk is 1.3tb, of which a relatively small portion is porn. Currently doing months-long cd to dvd conversion.

  4. Re:Porn collection on From Archive.org, Free Multimedia Hosting for Life · · Score: 1

    Let me see...1.3tb at 5kb per sec...

    I'd say a little over 8 years.

  5. What I Want To Know Is... on Over a Million Zombie PCs · · Score: 1

    (and please forgive the low-level question) ...How can I tell whether or not my own computer (PC, running XP) has been compromised?

  6. There Are Fields... on Microsoft Robots to Watch Kids · · Score: 1

    ...endless fields, where humans are no longer born, they are grown...by Microsoft!

  7. At Last, A Use For My Collection! on How to Build a Hard Drive Wind Chime For Spring · · Score: 1

    I've been collecting hard drive platters for around 15 years now, with the specific intent to make wind chimes. The few times i've tried have been pretty bad. At last my prayers answered...and my neighbors annoyed.

  8. Bob Resurrected on Microsoft in 2008 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is Bob!

    He took Enzyte, which gave him the courage to show his face on store shelves again.

    ...which brought him back into public view.

    ...which brought him sales beyond the 3-digit range.

    ...which brought him world-wide respect.

    ...which, by 2008, placed him on over 90% of desktops in the world.

    Coincidence? You decide! Try Enzyte today!

  9. Re:Great! Now to ask the important question... on More On PS3 and Xbox 2 · · Score: 1

    Custer's Next Revenge!

  10. Bah... on Scientific American on Quantum Encryption · · Score: 2, Funny

    tshtuatpptenaynrirragagcuoyomq

  11. Re:Panda... on Firefox Reviewed in the Globe and Mail · · Score: 1

    Call them and tell them to replace all their hyperlinks with uniform resource locators...

  12. Panda... on Firefox Reviewed in the Globe and Mail · · Score: 1

    I make use of Panda Software's ActiveScan (free online virus scanner). It doesn't work in Firefox, saying it "requires the browser Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 or later version." That and my bank's web site are the only things I still need IE for. But I still need to get into those 2 places, so I can't avoid having to use IE now and then.

  13. One Less Channel... on G4 Drops TechTV Name · · Score: 1

    I started watching TechTV a few years ago (somewhere in 2000-2002). I enjoyed the Screen Savers, which was the anchor serious tech show for me. I enjoyed Xplay and its previous incarnation (who was the red haired girl that used to be co-host, before it was Xplay?). Call For Help was a nice 'lite' show, marked by the occasional accidental posting of topless sidekick photos to the TechTV web site. I think I preferred Martin Sergeant when he was a segment on the Screen Savers.

    What I was disappointed to see was the gradual replacement over the years of what felt like actual characters with more and more generic people I felt were there to be telegenic rather than knowledgeable. The gradual move from an eclectic bunch of geeks to G4's pablum has been a sad, sad thing to see happen.

    I watched 4 or 5 shows on TechTV on a regular basis. When it became G4TechTV, I would flip by that channel when bored, then maybe stop for one show if it was a TechTV show. Refuse to watch the evil that is G4. I think now i'll have to actively avoid the channel all together.

    Shame to see them go.

  14. Fight! on Saturn's Moon Iapetus Has A 'Belt' · · Score: 1

    Unicron, I choose you!

  15. Holy Childhood Flashbacks... on One Year on Mars · · Score: 4, Informative

    I seem to recall, from reading Lucky Starr in the 1970s, that the Martian year is 687 Earth days.

    With the rovers there for so long, it sure would be interesting to get them back here. Nice chance to study the long-term effects of the Martian environment.

  16. Makes About As Much Sense As... on Microsoft Compares Windows And Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Herr Goebbels investigating issues of journalistic integrity in 1940s Germany.

  17. Re:So what happens if reaches 100%? on 2004 MN4 Asteroid Odds Inching Up Again · · Score: 1

    Wish I still had the Bloom County book...Giant Laser Space Frisbees lost out to Milo's plan to surround the Earth with a protective barrier of money.

  18. Re:So what happens if reaches 100%? on 2004 MN4 Asteroid Odds Inching Up Again · · Score: 1

    "...some sort of (funded) international contingency plan to deal with dangers from space..."

    What, you don't think this already exists? Just because no one's admitted to it...yet.

  19. What About DVD+-R Booting? on Games Knoppix · · Score: 0

    Are there any of these disk-booting distros that take up an entire blank DVD? 700mb of games is nice, but why not 4.7gb? If not games, then something else?

  20. What Are The Odds... on Introducing Asteroid 2004 MN4 · · Score: 1

    We keep getting these stories every few months/years about how such-and-such asteroid has a 1 in a few hundred chance of hitting us. Granted, it's random and has no memory (if 4 1-in-5 things haven't happened, that doesn't mean the 5th one will), you would think, after enough of these stories, something will actually hit the Earth.

  21. Musical Score Provided By.... on Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle Open in Japan · · Score: 1

    Rossini! Or not. I'd even settle for Paisiello or Isouard...

  22. I Want...More on Some Ways To Avoid Spam On Gmail · · Score: 1

    I've been saving all of my spam from 4 domains. Figured the more I have for Thunderbird to work on, the better it will do at filtering. I wondered what difference it would make if I avoided spam-attracting behaviors vs trying to attract as much spam as I could. I use my gmail account for that- I sign up for whatever mailing lists I find on google, and I respond to as many of the spam messages as I have the patience for. Playing with the 419ers is always entertaining. My goal is to see if I can get the rate of incoming spam to my gmail account to exceed that of the 4 domains. Hasn't happened yet, but it looks like it's getting closer and closer. If nothing else, i'll have a raft of extra spam for Thunderbird to chew on.

  23. Very Prior Art on MS Seeks To Patent Education-Feedback Software · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know there's going to be a raft of prior art examples, but what leaps to mind first is the use of email back in the days when there were only a few universities connected together. Would using email to ask one of your professors fit as prior art in this case? What about using email to ask a question of a fellow student or anyone at another university? For that matter, how old is email itself? How old is the oldest know student-to-professor email?

  24. Re:Too damn easy to bypass on Color Laser Printers Tracking Everything You Print · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yellow paper, what? Just because you print in yellow ink on yellow paper doesn't mean it won't show up at some other wavelength. I don't think printing on yellow paper would help you at all.

  25. I've Got Some Abu Ghraib Pics... on Google Image Index Just Not Updated · · Score: 1

    And I do sincerely apologize for plugging my own site on Slashdot but, well, here it is: Abughraibprison.org