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  1. I'm no astronomer on "Dark Flow" Outside Observable Universe · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I'd say if lots of really big things are being affected, then there could be a bigger thing out there.

    It's a theory I know. I'd like to call it Cen's Big Fucking Thing theory, it's a big ball of stuff, chairs, signs, tanks, gravel and so on, literally sucking the universe dry of interesting stuff. A universal suck, maybe even a multiversal suck mechanism. Either way, I'm pretty sure we'll not see it coming.

  2. That's frightening on SQL Injection Turns BusinessWeek Into Viral Replicator · · Score: 4, Funny

    A replicant virus. Is it a virus or a replicant? Will it need retiring? If the website hosted a picture of a turtle on its back, will it rotate the picture 180 degrees? Will we know if it's a replicant virus or a real virus by the end of the article?

  3. Re:What I want to know is on Ubuntu 9 Is Jaunty Jackalope, Coming Next April · · Score: 5, Funny

    [ucking [ruitbats

  4. Re:"I think, therefore I'm fat." on Canadian Researchers Say Hard Thinking Leads To Big Meals · · Score: 1

    Why do I NEVER have mod points when I need them? Thanks, my day is much better...

  5. Better model would've been a shark on Dolphin Inspired Mini-sub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At least I could install the frickin' laser myself.

  6. Another Australian on Typical Home Bandwidth Usage? · · Score: 1

    Major ISP, 20Gb cap extra 40Gb off peak. I setup a nice scheduler and I usually hit the 60Gb on the last day of my billing cycle. I run the Tomato firmware so I could check up on what's going through my router, maybe this month... Stuck with plain old ADSL, no upgrades to the local exchanges anytime soon either.

  7. They should broaden the opt out list on FTC Bans Prerecorded Telemarketing Drivel · · Score: 2, Funny

    To cover phone calls from the mother in law

  8. My god on Intel Releases USB 3.0 Controller Interface Spec · · Score: 5, Funny

    My humping USB dog will be a blur!

  9. Make it totally green on China to Build a Zero-Carbon Green City · · Score: 2, Funny

    Make the whole city run from manure, thermal energy. Then call it Dungtan.

  10. Billing department infiltration on Hacking Ring Nabbed By US Authorities · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered how safe you are when paying utility bills over the phone using a tone phone, like if someone finds a connection at the call centre which takes the card number and listens to tones of card numbers/expiry dates/verification numbers flowing through the line. Maybe it's a little more secure than my paranoid mind thinks, maybe someone knows a little detail on what's involved with these systems?

  11. The viruses aren't sick on Viruses Infected By Viruses · · Score: 1

    They just called in sick then went down the beach for the day to infect some ice cream.

  12. At last! on New Olympics Scoring: No More Perfect 10.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I get to use my slide rule again!

  13. Last weeks news... on IBM Granted "Paper-or-Plastic?" Patent · · Score: 1

    On Tuesday, Slashdot was granted US Patent No. 7,407,090 for storing a preference for rubber or latex on user ID's and displaying a picture of said preference after their login is scanned. The invention, Big Green explains, eliminates the 'unnecessary inconvenience for both the customer and Cowboy Neal' that results when 'Rubber or Latex?' must be asked. The patent claims also cover affixing a cute sticker of a rubber or latex costume to a users login ID to indicate "packaging" preferences...

  14. Re:RS works like a dream for mailing barcodes on Error-Proofing Data With Reed-Solomon Codes · · Score: 1

    That's interesting, I was aware of PostBar but not the others incorporating RS. Thanks.

  15. RS works like a dream for mailing barcodes on Error-Proofing Data With Reed-Solomon Codes · · Score: 1

    Australia Post implemented the Royal Mail's 4 state barcoding system for all bulk and pre-sorted mail categories. The barcode incorporates RS and greatly improves the scan rate of damaged mail. The RM4SCC was adopted throughout the US and Canada.

  16. That's great on Scientists Find Trigger For Northern Lights · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just don't leave the trigger lying around, anyone could find that and we'd be up to our armpits in borealis...

  17. The way the summary reads on Dublin Air Traffic Control Brought Down By Faulty NIC · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Makes it sound like the NIC was fighting against The Man! Go NIC!

  18. Envorcing pollution protection at the household? on Two Powerful Blows Against Air Pollution Controls · · Score: 3, Funny

    Every American should be fitted with a government issued flatulence belt and sphincter funnel.

  19. Australian Optical Last Mile on Photonic Switching to Boost Internet Speeds · · Score: 2, Funny

    To get to the more remote areas of Australia, sheep stations, mines etc., we will be retaining the same media delivery, but at a much slower rate, dictated by how fast Larry can turn his flashlight on and off...

  20. I've watched parts 1 to 7 of on Scandinavian Scientists Designing Robotic Snakes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Robottihousu käärme...

  21. Apple spin on Two Trojans For Mac OS X · · Score: 3, Funny

    iTrojan, custom trojan, personally designed by Steve Jobs' evil twin Rodney Jobs, the UI would be beautiful, white, sterile. Mass infection through Starbucks WiFi.

  22. You mean? on Apple Fixes Safari "Carpet Bomb" Windows Vulnerability · · Score: 5, Funny

    You think the carpet bombers did this?
    Face it man, that rug really tied the room together...

  23. Thank god for that on Internet Pirates In France To Lose Broadband · · Score: 0

    Jerry Lewis must be smiling from ear to ear...

  24. I've noticed... on AMD's New Card Supports Linux From the Get-Go · · Score: 1

    After looking at that picture of Ruby and Tux together, Tux's bitch tits seem a little bigger than normal...

  25. Logitech DiNovo Mini on Long-Range Wireless Keyboard/Mouse? · · Score: 1

    http://www.logitech.com/index.cfm/keyboards/keyboard/devices/3848&cl=us,en

    I was demonstrating this to a friend a week ago and he asked about the range, I said I wasn't sure, so I walked outside, across the road and down two doors and I could still type and use the built in mousepad thing. Well over 40 meters. Works out of the box with Ubuntu. Battery lasts for a month without recharging. I combine this with a Logitech Harmony 785 and MythTV, very happy with the results.