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  1. The only thing we have to fear... on Calif. Politican Thinks Blurred Online Maps Would Deter Terrorists · · Score: 1

    ...is fear-stricken politicians!

  2. Re:You can't make this stuff up. on Vista SP1 Update Locks Out Some Users · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whippersnappers!
    Fetch me my reading glasses... what? they're on my face you say?

  3. Lunar Lander / Sargon on TRS-80 M1 on What Was Your First Gaming Experience? · · Score: 1

    Had to load them from the cassette recorder.

    At 6 years old, I had a lot more fun with Lunar Lander.
    And my dad showed me no mercy on Sargon (Chess).

    Oddly enough, I would also play Lunar Lander on his HP calculator that loaded programs from a magnetic strip. But that came later.

      - OrbNobz

    Time travelers of the world, united!

  4. Obligatory on Nerdy Photo in Vista DVDs Thwarts Disk Pirates · · Score: 1

    My God! It's full of pictures!

  5. No motivation = Procrastination on Beating Procrastination with Self-Imposed Deadlines · · Score: 1

    My biggest problem is lack of motivation. There's nothing that seems to work to infuse myself with the urge to do what needs to be done at the time.
    Another problem is once an ongoing task piles up, it's even harder to get started. (ex. dishes, laundry, entering receipts, etc.)
    1.)I really need to balance my checkbook.
    2.)I have over 9 months worth of statements to balance.
    3.)Another hour of BSG or Half-life sounds so much more fun.
    Guess which gets done?
    I think you are motivated by either a) the satisfaction of finishing a task, or b) observing progress in performing a task.
    I definitely fall in that second category, hence, most of my major projects reach 90-95% completion, then I lose all motivation to finish it.
    Well, this is slashdot, so naturally I'm looking for suggestions. :)

      - OrbNobz
    I honestly envy you OCD neat-freaks.

  6. Congratulations! on Bomb Explodes At PayPal Headquarters · · Score: 1

    Oh! Did they get a congratulations cake from the IE team as well?

      - OrbNobz
    Capsuleers do it in goo.

  7. Lost slashdot feature on Evolution No Longer Worth Learning, Says Government · · Score: 2

    Help!
    I'm looking for the button that marks the entire topic -1 Troll, but I can't seem to find it...

      ---
    *Off-topic and coherency-free since 2004!*

  8. Prior Art on Is it Time for a Magnetic Floating Bed? · · Score: 1

    An even better way to suspend your sleep... ^Z

      - Orbnobz
    I was being mashed potatoes!

  9. Re:Interesting on The exhaustion of IPv4 address space · · Score: 1

    Who the hell is Bolt, Beranek, and Newman Inc. and why do they need 50331648 routable IP addresses??
    If this isn't an anti-trust or cybersquatter case, I'll eat my /32!
    I think a /16 is more than enough for any one corporate entity.

      - OrbNobz
    Wolfie's just fine... where are you?

  10. Re:It actually does! (and they have the pictures!) on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1

    Notice it says 256 m B.
    That's milli as in .256 Bytes.
    .256 is close enough to 1/4.
    1 Byte = 8 bits
    8 bits / 4 = 2 bits.

    So in other words: it has a 2-bit cache.
    Good joke.

  11. Re:Not a good field for DIY on A Practical Guide to DIY LCD Projectors · · Score: 1

    "I've got a 30mW green...barely visible in darkness."

    Just capitalize the 'm'. ;D
    Of course, I'm sure your fire insurance doesn't cover this...

    - OrbNobz
    All my funny posts are invariably rated as 'unfunny'. Go fig.

  12. Duh! on Gates Says No to Implants · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Do you really think he'd want M$ software running in his head?
    It's the Gates Paradox: He would actually like to have a head-computer, but he would like it to run Linux, except, he would never admit to it, so he says, "I don't want it".

    - OrbNobz
    Time travel? Well beam me up Scotty.

  13. Obligatory on Tempel 1 Impact Day After Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    That's no comet...
    Wait, that's no probe either, it's an ICBM!

    - OrbNobz
    I can't believe I'm not famous!

  14. UPS batteries on HP Secretly Rendering Printer Cartridges Unusable? · · Score: 1

    I'm almost certain APC does this on their batteries as well.
    - OrbNobz
    Slashdot mods have broken their collective funnybone. Bastards...

  15. Use it to corner intruders?? on Beware The Rotundus Rover · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How could anyone see this as anything other than an oversized football??

    "Oh crap, one of those sentry ball things...FORE!!!"

    - OrbNobz
    Gooooooooaaaaaaaaal!

  16. 2 more on Best Wireless SSIDs You Have Seen? · · Score: 1

    I use '***ERROR***' on mine, and a wardriving friend found 'Close_the_POD_bay_doors_HAL!'.

    I wonder if you can use some combination of NULLs, spaces, and backspaces... hmmmm

    - OrbNobz
    "My walnuts!!!" - GIR

  17. Re:Permanent on Bit Rot Stalks Your Digital Keepsakes · · Score: 1

    Feh!
    First, I tar all my data into one huge file. Then I use steganography to hide the file in a picture of my kids.
    Then I print out the picture, because pictures last a long time.
    Now, anytime I need to recover my data, I simply scan the picture, and extract the file.

    For instance, I need to recover my passwd file, so I'll simply scan the photo... and extract the feeeeeeiiiiiiaaaaa!!!! Whaddya mean there's no file?!?!
    Darn kids...

    - OrbNobz
    Thanks to future time-travel abilities, my future self should be contacting me any moment to suggest the next fad sig... yep... any time now...

  18. Re:Movies while working are newsworthy & produ on A Dual Monitor Experiment · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a prime example of why we should always RTFC before blindly RTFA!
    I don't wanna hear anymore about how I should RTFA before I do anything else.
    Maybe somebody should just pull this story.

    Just another angry Monday,
    - OrbNobz
    No, I refuse to vote. It's a sham.

  19. Re:Cool! on Court Says Customers May Take IPs Away From ISP · · Score: 2, Funny

    So since Slashdot seems to have banned my whole ISP, maybe soon I'll be able to find another IP address so I can post on Slashdot on evenings and weekends?

    Wait! Your company let's you go home evenings and weekends?

    That *is* cool!

    - OrbNobz
    ...... (Magnified 500x -> "This is the world's smallest sig!")

  20. Acronym Fun on Windows Users Fear Korgo Virus · · Score: 1

    Keyboard Output Really Goes Out
    Keys Outbound, Right Guys? OK!
    Klearly Operators Remotely Grep Output
    Korgo Often Reach Gigabit Outbound
    Korgo Open Recursive Guideline Only
    Keep Out Reeking Girls, Obviously
    Klick Obligatory Reference Gingerly Online
    Kontact:Olsen.Riley@Geek.Org
    Kan't Open Right Game, Ollie!
    Korba Orb::Remotely Granted Orb
    Korgo Owner = Rotund Guy -> Ontario
    Klean Off Rich Golden Ore
    Krap! anOther vulneRbility Got nOticed!

    - OrbNobz
    My favorite:
    -----------------
    Kelly, help me name my worm.
    Ok.
    Right. How about "Wormy"?
    Gah! Are you nuts?
    Oh, nevermind. I see it now...

  21. Bennies on Best Results From Bartering Computer Services? · · Score: 1

    I switched my optometrist's office from Win to Lin and got lots of free contacts and exams.
    I do a lot of work for my neighbor, and he gave me two over-sized Barca-loungers, and is always buying my kids stuff.
    I really believe that trading services is a viable alternative to working for $'s.
    Now, how do I figure out what IT services my bank needs in exchange for skipping mortgage payments...

    - OrbNobz
    Oh. Hey yo.

  22. Re:Better than nothing on Hybrid Cars Don't Live Up to Mileage Claims · · Score: 1

    I Am Not An Environmentalist, but, I need to correct a few misconceptions you have.

    Firstly, go drive an '04 Prius. Then tell me it doesn't have enough room for a 4 member family. It's a midsize. I regularly use my Prius for family drives that don't require in-flight entertainment for the kids. One of them uses a carseat. No one has complained of space issues, and I'm not a tyrant, so they would tell me. I happen to think it's more comfortable than my wife's '04 Odyssey EX.

    Second, the '04 Prius is expected to have quad 5-star ratings in the event of a wreck. I opted for the additional airbags and unless something rolls over the top of me taking my head off, I feel pretty safe. Oh geez. I had to open my mouth! :(

    Third, as many have mentioned previously, the batteries are expected to last over 100,000 miles, and they are highly recyclable(sp?). Toyota's battery maintenance plant is currently shut down.

    Lastly, from what I have read, ethanol creates more pollution in it's production than gasoline. There is also doubt whether or not the entire nation can grow enough corn to provide the ethanol demand of California alone.

    I used to have your opinion. Then I did research. Consider it.
    Just drive one.

    - OrbNobz (Total life MPG at 4200mi: 44.7)
    As my father is wont to tell me, "Be empirical... look."

  23. Re:They must be... on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 1

    Maybe there's a market for video games in which you run a video game market! How neat would THAT be?!? We could call it Video Game Market Tycoon.
    Crap.
    Can I at least get my name in the credits?

    - Orbnobz
    ("The mind is geek.") && ("The mind is not geek.")

  24. Re:Its being rented. on Insider's Look at High-Tech High-Speed Navy Vessel · · Score: 1

    You might also be interested to know that the Navy doesn't own the main engine on most of it's older larger vessels. - It's leased! -
    I want their budget.

    - OrbNobz
    And yes, I'm ex-navy.

  25. I'm turning you all in! on Paranoia RPG Returns in New Edition · · Score: 2, Funny

    As the only white clearance troubleshooter of the bunch, you are all in direct violation of your security clearance by reading this white backgrounded forum!
    Computer, I request immediate authority for summary execution of all fellow forum readers! I'll fill out the termination vouchers in triplicate later.

    Damn I love Paranoia!
    - OrbNobz