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Vista SP1 Update Locks Out Some Users

Echostorm writes with word that Windows Vista SP1, which began rolling out via Automatic Update, has left some users' machines unbootable. The update loops forever on "Configuring updates: Stage 3 of 3 — 0% complete. Do not turn off your computer." "Shutting down"... restart and loop. Echostorm notes having found traces of what sounds like the same bug in early beta releases of SP1. It's unclear how many users are affected. So far there is no word on a fix from Microsoft.

410 comments

  1. You can't make this stuff up. by kellyb9 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They actually DO beta test their software, right??????????

    1. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      WE actually DO beta test their software, right??????????

      There, I fixed that for you.

    2. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CrazyTalk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, yes. In fact, those of us inside Microsoft (I'm a Vendor, and not on Vista team) have had access to SP1 for over a month.

    3. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      So why didn't they catch this bug, then?

      Or do they all have homogeneous hardware to test these things on?

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    4. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Fred_A · · Score: 5, Funny

      They actually DO beta test their software, right?????????? They did test it in .au and even did a survey to see what people thought of it.
      Oddly enough everybody thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.
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    5. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Wowsers · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, they don't beta test, YOU do ;-).

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    6. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think their test setups are entirely Hetero, dude. However, it's rather difficult to have every possible machine configuration represented. I mean, think of the permutations! Why won't anyone think of the permutations?

    7. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for the Vista test team methodology (and I'm sure they should not be posting on slashdot in any case!) but contractors and vendors are NOT all running the same hardware (let alone FTEs).

    8. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People like you are just retarded. When Apple, FireFox, whatever has a problem it gets played down. When the slightest hint of a problem comes up with MS it's bla bla bla. You guys can say what you want, but this is why I look at slashdot less and less. I'm interested in news not a bunch of anti-MS stories blown out of proportion. Also, just for the record, I've been using Vista for two months now and haven't had any issues. I really don't understand what is causing all the horror stories since the accounts are either vauge or second/third hand accounts. Why doesn't Tacoboy just make another site called IdiotDot for people to spew nonsense about Microsoft and then we get back to talking about real things here without being interupted all the time?

    9. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by kellyb9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah exactly... its called beta testing. Where you literally give it out to people and say this might not work... and if it doesnt tell us and we'll fix it.

    10. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I work for Microsoft too and am not an Orange card. I avoid running Vista when I can. Period.

    11. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CSMatt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Score:0, Insightful

      Only on Slashdot.

    12. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

      You must be ne...

      Oh wait. Never mind.

    13. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You sound like you'd be happier with Technocrat.net. Decidedly fewer trolls and 12 year old fanboiz there. I lurk, but don't really post much.Give it a shot.

    14. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ya know, that's Aussieland. Sliced bread was introduced last year there.

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    15. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      They did test it in .au and even did a survey to see what people thought of it.
      Oddly enough everybody thought it was the best thing since sliced bread.

      Little wonder - those who got bit by the bug obviously couldn't respond to the survey. :)

      (yes, I am kidding. Or am I?)

      /P

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    16. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Maybe... but when was the last Software update for anything Apple, or Firefox, that got you stuck in a reboot loop... Now how many times has this happened to people updating Windows?

      Exactly.

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    17. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by gladish · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to say I too feel as though slashdot has deteriorated into a Microsoft bashing frenzy. Looking at this post being moded to "Insightful" (at the moment) is silly. It should be "Obvious"

    18. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

    19. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by rsmoody · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Just a few days ago with OS X 10.5.2. Several users were complaining of being stuck at the BDOS during boot, slow booting, etc. It seems that there are quite a few issues with 10.5.2, I myself have noticed apps starting much slower since the update. However, for the most part, it's very usable for me. Others however cannot even run some critical apps and has brought them to a complete halt. Not good at all. From what I have read and the trouble I had with using the Software Update version of the update, they needed to test more. I had to use the combo updater just to get the thing to install at all. Now, mod me over-rated.

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    20. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2 comments in the same story as if you've been here a while...yet...your UID > 1.1e7...

      You really gotta stop...

    21. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1, Informative

      I'm sorry to say I too feel as though slashdot has deteriorated into a Microsoft bashing frenzy.

      "Deteriorated into"? To the contrary, I'm amazed at the number of Microsoft apologists who are getting modded up these days.

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    22. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Apparently the recent (10.5.2) Apple update did that to a lot of people.

    23. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Funny
      "I'm not the author of the grandparent post, but the constant spew of memes only adds to the overall noise and lack of actual content. I don't see how something that is chanted 500 times is still funny. It becomes trite, expected, and tired."

      In Soviet Russia, memes spew you....

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    24. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      I don't see how something that is chanted 500 times is still funny.
      Have you seen that video of Borat in the supermarket asking about the Cheese?

      The Defense Rests.

      ;-)
    25. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by gallwapa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friend of mine works at MS... his entire job consists of setting up different lab machines for testing scenarios. All day. Every day.

      So, yes. They have quite a large testing environment going on. I know you were kidding, but...

    26. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Having seen one of the many labs I can tell you that they absolutely try to hit every possible permutation. This one lab must have had at least 6,000 machines all packed very tightly into racks stretching down a series of aisles. All of these machines were constantly running regression tests on the daily builds of DirectX. This was one of several labs in this single building, and MS main campus has, what, 25 buildings?

      And this doesn't count those public betas, of which there were probably tens of thousands of people at least passively testing.

    27. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by kaitai · · Score: 1

      Will - I'd check with Dell Support and see what sort of call volume this issue has generated. It's having problems.

    28. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      So you are a blue badge? Dude, I wouldn't admit that if I were you!

    29. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by plague3106 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes, but the Ausssie's didn't come up with it, an kangaroo had to show them. :-)

    30. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by BrettJB · · Score: 1

      And thus the descending UID comments begin...

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    31. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by the_lesser_gatsby · · Score: 1

      How come they still screwed it up then?

      I saw this exact problem on a bog-standard P4 Dell. (Thank goodness it's not my main machine - that's what XP/Linux/Anything else is for).

    32. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patched many Windows boxes. Never happened to me. Don't get me wrong I hate the WGA, but that's only because I don't pay for it.

    33. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by 1001011010110101 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I even end up flaming MS so that fanboys expend their mod points on me instead! Shoo! Shoo! M$ go home!.

    34. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem being the people that have had access to it preferred staying on XP, right?

      You know I am.

    35. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Jesus. What did they put vegemite on before last year?

    36. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I believe they freelanced it out to the same company that did the beta testing for OSX 10.5

      Now just to work out who got jipped more ?

    37. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 1

      The PowerPC G3 I keep around takes over five minutes to boot OS X 10.4.11 every time; do they have it that bad?

    38. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by RonnyJ · · Score: 1

      Not to be overly pedantic here, but they can't have had access for over a month yet - the final SP1 build is from 18th January.

    39. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by rrohbeck · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Now how many times has this happened to people updating Windows?

      Never.

      So far my systems always BSOD'd when an automatic update went wrong.

      Seriously, maybe they're just catching kernel errors, reboot and retry now.

    40. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by uncqual · · Score: 1

      but when was the last Software update for anything Apple, or Firefox, that got you stuck in a reboot loop Apple has the advantage of supporting a much less diverse set of HW configs (and SW applications as well) which makes it much easier to test. Firefox is just an application, it would be hard for an update to it to cause a reboot loop.

      Comparing these to Windows OS in this context is ridiculous -- oh, wait, this is /.
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    41. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not? Am I one of the very few here that are mature and responsible enough to stand up and say it how it is?

      That is what is wrong with this fucking company now, people are too busy kissing assholes for their review scores than actually saying it his it is.

    42. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

      Yup, still funny.

    43. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by flight666 · · Score: 1

      Huh? What is this about descending UID comments?

    44. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by operagost · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Where did they spread the vegemite before that? On a slice of wallaby?

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    45. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Ummm..
      If my machine became unbootable just as I was trying to prepare my income tax, i would not consider it a minor problem. most restore disks wipe your boot hard drive.

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    46. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by cnettel · · Score: 1

      You say this despite the fact that the official RTM build seems to have a build date of Jan 18?

    47. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thx for that, my tea almost came through my nose :D

    48. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I bought one of the first mac mini's age's ago (ppc etc) - updated it after powering it up and setting it up it was just fine. The auto-update feature downloaded a bunch of patches (which I expected) however after forcing me to reboot it failed to restart. I had to reinstall the OS software (admittedly it was fine after that).

    49. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by OrbNobz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whippersnappers!
      Fetch me my reading glasses... what? they're on my face you say?

    50. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by budgenator · · Score: 1

      My install of the SP1 RC Refesh has gone wrong
      the RC means Release Candidate, and that means that its the final steps of the beta testing and they are cleaning up the last few "glitches" with a larger population, but the magic eight ball says "prospects not good".

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    51. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by rsmoody · · Score: 1

      Jezz, you poor thing. My last job involved my first dive into macs as a local newspaper that was actually publishing a paper on numerous Ruby iMacs, some G4 towers, a few G5s and like 3 G5 MacPro's. Out of about 50 macs, only like 5 were OS X the rest were OS 9. The local "mac experts" response to anything was "run Norton's on it" referring to using Norton Utilities. *shudder* We finally got a true mac person on board and we started getting things fixed. Now they are all OS X and the important systems are nice Intel MacPro's. Out of all the old systems, only 3 were capable of upgrading to Leopard. We kept the Ruby iMacs for a classroom, and they take around 2 minutes to boot. I feel your pain.

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    52. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Trust me. You don't want to know.

    53. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by plumby · · Score: 1

      I have an eMac. About 3 months ago, it told me that I needed to install a few updates. So I followed its advice - after about 5 hours of telling me it was progressing, I decided that it was probably stuck, so I decided to reboot. I've now got an eMac that refuses to even recognise the hard disk and I've got absolutely no idea how to fix it.

    54. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      That is what is wrong with this fucking company now, people are too busy kissing assholes for their review scores than actually saying it his it is. I can't parse the last phrase of this statement, AC. Can anyone else make out what he's saying? If you're reading this AC, please clarify.
    55. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by readgs · · Score: 1

      LOL! Apparently not enough beta testing.

      FAIL! http://wwwfail.com/?url=microsoft.com%2Fvista

    56. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      No, they don't beta test, YOU do ;-).

      I know there's a soviet Microsoft joke in there somewhere...

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    57. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Your.Master · · Score: 1

      Because there are more than 6000 * 25 permutations of hardware configurations (actually more than 25, I would venture -- I've been in "building 50" in main campus, though the numbering may be weird). There's a LOT. They try, but they cannot hope to get full coverage, they just hope that the risk of a bug that only operates on a combination not among those listed is vanishingly small.

    58. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by freedomlinux · · Score: 1

      Slip of the finger - posting to undo moderation.
      Slashdot - Please add confirmation or undo function.

    59. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I guess I forgot to use my humor tags..

    60. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by molotut · · Score: 1

      Thanks Microsoft, now everybody at home are agree with me. No more MS licenses LINUX to everyone. Keep doing that way you will lost more than Bill, i was waiting for the update and now spend almost 2 hours formatting my laptop. Thanks good i always have OS separete from data. No refund for who lost data ??????

    61. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      I agree. It's almost as if they are paid to do this. People come up with the weirdest justifications for the shit Microsoft does. When Firefox has a bug, I feel no compulsion to justify it. But Mozilla doesn't pay me either.

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    62. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      "I'm not the author of the grandparent post, but the constant spew of memes only adds to the overall noise and lack of actual content. I don't see how something that is chanted 500 times is still funny. It becomes trite, expected, and tired." In Soviet Russia, memes spew you.... Memekkake?
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    63. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Sczi · · Score: 1

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say that last "his" should be "how".. but I'm fluent in many dialects of Typo.

    64. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Vista prefers to reboot rather than BSOD... It'll still BSOD in certain circumstances but it's harder to achieve.

      So it's quite possible nothing has changed other than the default OS behaviour.. the update reboots rather than BSODs because that's (normally) a better thing to do. Only this time they got stuck in a loop.

    65. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the drive is corrupt, or worse, dead...
      Does it still not recognise it if you boot from install media?
      Boot the install CD/DVD, and run disk utility from the menu, see if that lets you format the drive... If not, the drive is probably dead.

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    66. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its Grumpy Old Man day on slashdot!

    67. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      I wonder if any of the Vista test scenarios consists of workstation with less than 4 gigs of ram and anything other than a 15,000 rpm ultra320 scsi drive. Probably not.

    68. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      That's what I think. Looks like they added a recovery mechanism where the system boots a working kernel and goes back to the updater.

      And I wasn't trying to be funny with my GP post. Those BSODs have caused 4 systems to be converted to Linux so far, usually with older hardware. That IBM Intellistation with a 300 MHz PPro is still a decent file server. I think it's going to have its 10th birthday this year, running 24/7 the entire time (first NT4, then W2k which BSOD'd after an automatic update, then Fedora Core, now CentOS 4.)

    69. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by wampus · · Score: 1

      Get off my lawn. Also, slow down, cowboy.

    70. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by HartDev · · Score: 1

      Yeah that is why I say Linux please....www.linuxplease.com haha

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    71. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by wampus · · Score: 1

      If you had important things to do on your computer, why did you go out of your way to install an unreleased service pack? Do you enjoy pain?

    72. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Does anyone else feel like low digit number UID people sit around (on their porch) all day waiting for a discussion like this?

    73. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      They cant use images of standard installs with various configurations (and levels of spyware and dodgy crap)?

    74. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by aldousd666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have personal horror stories with vista. I installed a new set of drivers from Dell, and it deactivated my copy of windows. Also, it randomly decides that it won't come back on after the screen blanks at idle. I did disable hibernation, and I have turned off all power management, but it still 'goes black' and still requires intermittent hard shutdown, power back ons. It's like a game, when I come in after the weekend, will I have to power it down, or won't I? I've yet to see if SP1 will fix it, I haven't installed it yet. But... I assure you the horror stories are real. We have mobile dell latitude 820's with the Nvidia video cards. As a result you have to get the drivers from dell, and can't go to nvidia for video stuff because dell has a custom mobile chipset. I have a theory that it's driver issues most of the time I've been seeing, but I can't go get new ones. Anyway, I'm not sure what the huge holdup is, but I suppose you could say that it's my hardware... except for the fact that it's brand new 4 months ago, and has all the screaming new crap it in that was available at the time, and somehow it doesn't work. Being required to forklift an entire company's inventory just to run things (and yes I have Aero turned OFF) is a ridiculous proposition, ESPECIALLY when you have the industry leading vendor putting their flagship product out in this situation. Go figure.

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    75. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Snuhwolf · · Score: 1

      What part of the broken windows icon dont you grok? You know that laughing at M$ on Slashdot is de riguer. Btw, they should post a warning about not drinking anything whilst clicking the link to the M$ help forum. Its quite entertaining.

    76. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 1

      In defense to MS, (and I'm an OS X/Unix/Linux fan and user myself) these things do happen. And they're made worse by the 12 (SWAG) idiots screaming their heads off on their blogs, making it seem as if this is a common issue, verifiably affecting thousands of users, when in fact, it could be a relatively minor issue, or even a user mistake.

      Bleh, now I'm gonna go soap out my mouth for supporting MS.

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    77. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by zer0skill · · Score: 1

      The SP1 contains the new Microsoft AI. It polls the user accounts on the machine and determines a personality of the person based on it. If at that point, the operating system doesn't like it's user, it will lock them out.

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    78. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

      You are just like the people you refer to. I have a Vista box and this is something to be concerned about - by bringing this to peoples' attention it:
      A: Gives a warning so one might be prepared for problems (create images, possibly delay the update etc)
      B: Puts some pressure on the company concerned to fix it.
      What you are implying is either this update thing is not true or it is not serious. If it is not true, this sort of forum is a good place to find out, if it is true, you REALLY were talking about yourself and AC sums you up well as this is serious to those affected.
      Your other assurances about the stability / usability of Vista also sounds like the people you refer to. I use Vista too and, regardless of what you say, there are issues that need fixing (network write / reads for one, there are others too). Pretending there aren't does not help.
      Note, this also applies to your so called "retarded" brethren.

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    79. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by jdinkel · · Score: 1

      Score: -1, unintelligible

    80. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Elvii · · Score: 2, Funny

      My lawn's grown old an died..

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    81. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Amannim · · Score: 1

      They must use the same beta testing team as Blizzard

    82. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Linker3000 · · Score: 1

      I must be a high achiever then - my laptop (Vista Business) BSODs about 2-3 times a week on the WLAN driver when coming out of hibernation. The driver did update about a month ago, but that only seemed to get the front panel WLAN LED and switch working properly.

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    83. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by ABCC · · Score: 1

      It's a pity the software testing team doesn't do as good of a job.

    84. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Ya know, that's Aussieland. Sliced bread was introduced last year there.

      That puts a damper on it.

    85. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by aelfwyne · · Score: 1

      What's my digit count anyway??....

      Besides - didn't we all bitch they weren't coming out with it FAST ENOUGH? Now it's TOO FAST.... geez, nobody is ever happy.

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    86. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by sjwt · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, Aussieland makes lame jokes about you.

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    87. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our new broken patch overlords.

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    88. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Windowser · · Score: 1

      I've been using Vista for two months now and haven't had any issues

      Wait a couple days more for it to finish booting and then you'll see what the issues are
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    89. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On bread. But they had to slice the bread by hand?

    90. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      How has this not been modded funny yet? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damper_(food)

    91. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by bitten · · Score: 1

      What I do not understand is that they are not able to implement a safe recovery.
      It is obvious that you cannot test alle possible configurations, but with that
      in mind the upgrade procedure should be fail safe with an easy method to undo
      any possible damage. The problem with this bug is that safe modes do not work and the only
      help is a reboot with recovery from a system DVD (which implies that the running
      system *has* an optical drive, you have the DVD at hand etc.)

    92. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by plumby · · Score: 1

      Tried the boot media and no luck. It's probably the hard drive, but a bit odd that it died during an upgrade. As the box is so slow these days, I can't really be bothered to buy a new drive for it.

    93. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's a trap to find the Aussies and Kiwi's :)

    94. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *feeds the troll*

      dumbass.

    95. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      No but my new XP box reboots and auto installs things all the time.
      It is very irritating- I keep my important stuff on other boxes and backed up to DVD.

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      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    96. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by amn108 · · Score: 1

      Stop talking nonsense, this issue happened to my brother yesterday, and I had to coach him by the telephone to do a System Restore. Its a goddamn mess, this Vista thing. Don't you tell me about a REAL thing. It was real for me. How is that for a second hand account? Of course, we are all retarded here, and you are one smart ass that has got it all figured out - Vista is great, Microsoft is misunderstood, and Mozilla Firefox developers hate to admit bugs. Riiiight.

    97. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      Damn, they found me...

    98. Re:You can't make this stuff up. by craagz · · Score: 0

      The guy who was testing SP1 on this particular system, could not send in the report as his computer wudn't start up!!

  2. Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know that they're said to have copied the concept of a GUI from apple (who, yes, stole it from PARC) but I didn't think Microsoft would follow the iBrick update also.

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    1. Re:Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple never stole from PARC, they had full rights to it.

    2. Re:Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the concept of a GUI from apple (who, yes, stole it from PARC)

      Actually, Jef Raskin, the father of the original Macintosh at Apple (and the guy who painstakingly converted Jobs into believing in the GUI concept and even visiting PARC), published a seminal work on ergonomic user interfaces years before Xerox PARC was founded. When he developed a GUI for a personal computer, it was parallel to PARC's work, not a derivative or a rip-off.

      Apple's official history essentially sweeps him under the carpet beccause he wasn't in good terms with Jobs (none of the real techies were), up until Jobs, burning with jealousy, smoked him out of the suddenly flagship Mac team (Lisa was designed to be good old CLI before Mac mad proved the GUI is really a breakthrough) and Apple corporation entirely.

      He had interesting phases as an interface designer after that. The Canon Cat was a return to pure keyboard use, but done better than ever before. Too bad that Canon saw it only as a complex typewriter, not a true multi-purpose machine. Then he loitered around, developing zooming interfaces / desktop environments (T.H.E. would have rocked over something like Plan 9) until his unfortunate early death.

      Disclaimer: I'm nitpicking, this was irrelevant, and you deserved the +5 Funny modding :)

    3. Re:Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that they're said to have copied the concept of a GUI from apple (who, yes, stole it from PARC) but I didn't think Microsoft would follow the iBrick update also.


      In case people didn't know, Apple did actually pay Xerox so that they could use the GUI ideas.
    4. Re:Taking a leaf out of apple's book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Checkout the GUI patent application from M$ at the patent office, it clearly shows "prior artwork" in lineart form, unfortunately, it happened to look exactly like a screen cap from the Gnome interface, right down to the Gnome footprint logo that they probably should have erased before sending off.

      but...that's not stealing if it was free right??

      and they have an "education on copyright" program now, what a frickin' joke

  3. ROFLMAO by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 4, Informative

    About 10 minutes before this popped up, I got my first client call with this symptom.

    Ahhh, Microsoft. Thank you for all the work you throw my way!

    The only thing I can confirm so far is yep, Safe Mode don't work.

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    1. Re:ROFLMAO by BoomerSooner · · Score: 4, Funny

      Has safe mode ever worked?

    2. Re:ROFLMAO by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      Has safe mode ever worked? Yes, but it was called DOS back then.
    3. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you got your first client call from a Vista SP1 Beta Tester did you? Because SP1 isn't being rolled out via Windows Update for a few weeks yet.

    4. Re:ROFLMAO by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0, Troll

      Nope, he's a regular schmo who wouldn't have the first clue how to do that, which means either reports of SP1 coming out in March for regular users are completely wrong, or someone at MS messed up bad.

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    5. Re:ROFLMAO by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing I can confirm so far is yep, Safe Mode don't work. Oh I don't know, a machine stuck in an infinite loop sounds quite safe to me.
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    6. Re:ROFLMAO by jsiren · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Has safe mode ever worked? Yes, but it was called DOS back then. These days it's called Ubuntu.
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    7. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe you lied in your original post so that you could jump on the anti Microsoft bandwagon with all the other cool kids?

    8. Re:ROFLMAO by Creepy · · Score: 1

      It actually fails just after connecting ethernet and continuously reboots itself - about the only thing possible is to change the boot volume (to CD drive) and mount it from CD.

      I used my recovery disk and started to dl the update again, so it'll probably be in reboot loop again when I get home (if it wasn't caused by some other driver).

      I really wish I could just ignore Vista sometimes (I do multi-platform dev) :(

    9. Re:ROFLMAO by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wish I had. I'm trying to fucking retire from the Windows business, not get stuck in further.

      I love how the pro-MS trolls are out in force today.

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    10. Re:ROFLMAO by RonnyJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to be cynical, but everything points to this being a fake post considering how horrendously wrong the summary is.

      This is a problem reported on a beta version, and so will likely be fixed in the final. The final is currently 'unreleased' to the public (although it's out there), and the beta version requires registry entries to install. In both cases you need admin rights on the machine. The summary is *completely* wrong in that SP1 is not available on Windows Update yet, and that's even assuming that the problem isn't fixed in the final.

      Given all that, it seems like an awfully convienent time, '10 minutes ago' for this to happen to you (and if somehow you are telling the truth, what sort of IT department lets users install service packs themselves, let alone unreleased service packs?)

    11. Re:ROFLMAO by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      I got one last night. Went into the F8 menu on startup and tried for last known good configuration, which (for some strange reason) sent me to the, "would you like to restore this system to its factory state?". I asked him whether he had anything important on there and then started reformatting. Currently I am doing the updates. I wonder if it will happen again.

      Humorously, when he bought it in I looked at it and said,"They must have released SP1".

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    12. Re:ROFLMAO by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      What makes you think that the GP works in an IT department? Support professionals have clients outside of corporations, and some of them do really stupid things from time to time, like installing service packs that have been released through MSDN. Note that GP didn't say anything about "public".

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    13. Re:ROFLMAO by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      yes, because the AC was a pro-MS troll, and not just pointing out an apparent flaw in what you said.

      Just to prove my point, I shall now call you a grammar troll... you grammar troll you!

      See? That had nothing to do with what you said, but this is exactly what you just did to the AC.

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    14. Re:ROFLMAO by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Except that RC1 was available on MSDN, but the actual public release of Vista SP1 isn't available on the site. Once a product is out of the beta phase, even MSDN subscribers have to wait until its official release in order to download/install it.

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    15. Re:ROFLMAO by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      I have no problems with safe mode, I just have problems when I turn it on...

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    16. Re:ROFLMAO by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 1

      LMAO...dude, your sig is priceless.

    17. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He don't know nothing what you brung for him...

    18. Re:ROFLMAO by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Thanks! Perhaps put a little too much thought into it, but I like it.

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    19. Re:ROFLMAO by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      The public SP1 is available but it's not in the normal place - in fact I have it on a vmware machine right now. They've fixed the bugs I reported... I'm currently looking for more :p

      http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx

    20. Re:ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call BS. This isn't on Windows Update, so your clients would have had to have gone out of their way to obtain and install beta or release candidate software.

      If they did so, odds are they know enough to make a backup before the update so they can roll back to it when the update fails.

    21. Re:ROFLMAO by Almahtar · · Score: 1

      True that. More than a few times I've had to boot into an Ubuntu live CD to fix a Windows machine. Not even BartPE or other Windows live discs would do the trick, because they didn't have decent tools to work with partitions, boot sectors, etc.

      It's all there on the Ubuntu live CD, or it's just an apt-get install away, with wireless supported out of the box.

    22. Re:ROFLMAO by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Your inability to find it doesn't mean that it's unavailable.

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    23. Re:ROFLMAO by iwh · · Score: 1

      This is NOT fake. Reading what is happening suggests that this is in fact a rollout of a prerequisite for SP1. The symptoms described here are exactly what happened to my wife's machine. It is an endless cycle of reboots and update 0%, every few minutes. This came through automatic update.
      Whether we are better off with auto update or not seems to be debated endlessly. Whether Vista, XP or UNIX is better seems to be debated endlessly. The original post is not bs, though the headline may be.
      Why hasn't this reached any mainstream news yet?

  4. SP1 prevents Vista from booting? by goldspider · · Score: 5, Funny

    So in other words, it IS an improvement!

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    1. Re:SP1 prevents Vista from booting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      SP2 will uninstall and install a XP pro with the name Vista Deja vu edition

    2. Re:SP1 prevents Vista from booting? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      >So in other words, it IS an improvement!

      Exactly. Forces you to reinstall, which gives you a chance to reconsider the type of OS to install.

  5. Win a T-Shirt! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny


    Q: Vista SP1 gets locks up the machines after update.

    A: [x] Fiction (wins a T-Shirt)
        [ ] Fact (truth but no T-Shirt to you bad boy.)

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    1. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista won't truly be ready until the first complete Service Pack is released. Fact (Fiction)

      their answers, not mine Recycling is hip!
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    2. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Q: Vista SP1 gets locks up the machines after update.

      A: [x] Fiction (wins a T-Shirt)
              [ ] Fact (truth but no T-Shirt to you bad boy.)


      What? That issue looks like fact. Sure the machines are not technically locking up and are simply rebooting for ever, but their user is locked out of getting back to work.

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    3. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by tsa · · Score: 2, Informative

      From OSX's `dictionary application:

      sarcasm |särkazm|

      noun

      the use of irony to mock or convey contempt : his voice, hardened by sarcasm, could not hide his resentment. See note at wit .

      ORIGIN mid 16th cent.: from French sarcasme, or via late Latin from late Greek sarkasmos, from Greek sarkazein 'tear flesh,' in late Greek 'gnash the teeth, speak bitterly' (from sarx, sark- 'flesh' ).

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    4. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by berashith · · Score: 1

      Hi,
      When opening slashdot for the first time every day, please scroll to the bottom first and at least glance through the headlines. This will make it easier to catch local humor and apply DUP tags as quickly as possible.
      Thank you,
      The management

    5. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *whooooosh*

    6. Re:Win a T-Shirt! by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      The best part is that one of the questions on that survey was something like, "Fact or fiction: Vista will not be a stable platform until the SP1 update."

      Looks like they were right about that one being "fiction" after all!

  6. Re:Just desserts? by KublaiKhan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Incorrect. If you paid attention, it was rolled out via the automatic update.

    This is clearly a botch by Microsoft, not something "illegally downloaded".

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  7. Lucky! by Grandiloquence · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're lucky! When it finishes booting, it kicks your dog and sends kiddie porn to all the contacts in your address book!

    1. Re:Lucky! by empaler · · Score: 1

      He speaks true! Butch is now whimpering in the corner, and my brother already wrote back requesting more!

  8. That's odd by calebt3 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If I don't do anything it restarts into Ubuntu. Gotta love GRUB.

  9. Vista is imitating Apple Again! by TrippTDF · · Score: 4, Funny

    this time, it's with "One Infinite Loop"

    1. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      odd I was thinking there was a goto joke in there.

      Or a Vista counting problem. It couldn't figure out what comes after 0 so it couldn't move forward. After all if it takes 14 days to copy a gig of files one has to wonder about basic math inside of Vista.

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    2. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by garry_g · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not an infinite loop, it's just M$'s way of telling you your processor isn't suited for Vista and must be replaced by something faster ...

    3. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      Or a Vista counting problem. It couldn't figure out what comes after 0 so it couldn't move forward. After all if it takes 14 days to copy a gig of files one has to wonder about basic math inside of Vista.


      I know you're being facetious, but it isn't nearly *that* slow.... it did, however, take about 8 hours to copy 580GB of MP3s from a pair of USB 2.0 hard drives to a Firewire 400 hard drive. *shrugs*
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    4. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not an infinite loop, it's just M$'s way of telling you your processor isn't suited for Vista and must be replaced by something faster ...

      Which is yet another proof of the superiority of Linux.
      Linux did infinite loops in under five seconds years ago.

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    5. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Badger badger badger badger?

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    6. Re:Vista is imitating Apple Again! by peragrin · · Score: 1

      several reports about the file copy problem have surfaced. one guy had screen shots showing over a 100 days to copy files.

      while it is possible to fake things like that, it should never have to happen. Windows from win95 on through have never had an accurate time to copy dialog. my OS X, and linux boxes have never had such a problem. One has to wonder if MSFT engineers just didn't over engineer the file copy system. KISS is the most effective system when dealing with computers and MSFT doesn't KISS anything, it bytes.

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  10. Re:Just desserts? by mnslinky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    bah! -1 retard for me. I didn't RTFA before I posted. I didn't see the part that it was rolling out via Automatic Update.

    I suck.

  11. Re:Just desserts? by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

    Well, you *did* download the update illegally off Bit Torrent. And it *is* a beta release. Is that a poor attempt at a joke? The summary states it is being rolled out via Automatic Update, which I'm assuming is Windows Update?
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  12. Re:Just desserts? by Mushdot · · Score: 1

    They already are by the sounds of it :-)

  13. Ye who lack faith by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Eventually the loop will stop, and the installation will complete. But only if you BELIEVE!

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    1. Re:Ye who lack faith by youthoftoday · · Score: 1

      that's a very Apple

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    2. Re:Ye who lack faith by Moonpie+Madness · · Score: 1

      I can't tell you how many times I used to allow broken loops to run, hoping and hoping and pleading that it would work. And sometimes it did.

      Computers don't really have that clunky feel anymore, and we're leaving the "hot-rod" modder age that was kinda akin to 60's and 70s muscle cars. Laptops are more like the newer less modable cars, so the OS is the only opportunity I get to have these fun experiences!

      yay

    3. Re:Ye who lack faith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for a really good laugh.

    4. Re:Ye who lack faith by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Informative

      The impatience of users annoys me too sometimes. In particular, I'm convinced that they believe that any prompt that appears will somehow physically injure them if left open for more than 3 seconds.

      ANYTHING that pops up with the words "Yes", "OK", "Next", or "Finish" gets clicked with lightning speed as if they were playing a game of whack-a-mole. I even had one instance where I was doing training, and the software program would give a confirmation number that the user was supposed to write down for their records. Even after TELLING them to NOT just click the next dialog box, out of a group of 10 people, a few seconds later when the prompt appears 3 people responded almost immediately with "Oh sorry I clicked it . . .".

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    5. Re:Ye who lack faith by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      More likely, eventually the loop will hit a buffer overflow and complete. This will be discovered by some guy who has the patience to sit it out, then announced by MS as a "suitable workaround" until "a patch can be introduced". The patch will never come, you'll be asked to just let it reboot for a few days until the installation completes.

      After all, we all know you never have to reinstall Windows, so what's a few days?

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    6. Re:Ye who lack faith by at0mic26 · · Score: 1

      actually this isnt too far off. This happened to me with the RTM release and i just had a long bath and white russians while it completed. IT took over an hour on a very high end machine. MOst people will give up instead of letting it ride like i did.

    7. Re:Ye who lack faith by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      ANYTHING that pops up with the words "Yes", "OK", "Next", or "Finish" gets clicked with lightning speed as if they were playing a game of whack-a-mole. I even had one instance where I was doing training, and the software program would give a confirmation number that the user was supposed to write down for their records. Even after TELLING them to NOT just click the next dialog box, out of a group of 10 people, a few seconds later when the prompt appears 3 people responded almost immediately with "Oh sorry I clicked it . . .".

      I was developing a feature, which had a few issues (it would crash on about half the data it was supposed to operate on.) This feature was supposed to fix a common error, although sometimes it was the intended behavior. So it popped up a "yes/no" style "do you want me to correct this" prompt. While I was debugging it, I changed the prompt text to read "Select No". ... I hate the internal users.

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  14. No problems here by Marin3 · · Score: 0

    I had no issues about the SP1 except the 3 reboots required...

    1. Re:No problems here by empaler · · Score: 1

      Ye gods, three reboots for a bloody update?
      Do they have stock in all the major PSU vendors or something? The installation also took a few restarts... :-s

    2. Re:No problems here by Marin3 · · Score: 0

      just proves how broken the OS is

    3. Re:No problems here by SilverEyes · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with updating parts of the OS incrementally? A reboot takes, like what, a minute (well, for me at least)? My guess would be that this design would prevent updating all parts of the update all at once until checking that a previous element is installed and working properly. It's more than a regular update, it's several updates (service pack). Many updates (mostly security updates for Windows Defender, which are the most numerous) don't require a reboot. Start of aside: I guess I just have yet to witness much Vista problems first-hand, I've been using it for about 9 months. I've been using Ubuntu (Gutsy) for about 5 and haven't had many problems either (mostly getting used to things like a package manager, which I wish Vista had..., although getting my wireless up and running took a bit of work) I tried running a couple programs through WINE and the performance was just... abysmal. Both just seem to work fine. I guess I'm lucky or something.

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    4. Re:No problems here by killmofasta · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Others had 5 reboots, and that is the more common statistic.

      Where did you get it?

      The reason M$ is sending it out to VLUs first is that they TEST it on many more multiple machines. ( it is BETA after all no? Er... RTM mabye. )

  15. Regression testing, people by plopez · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, sounds like a version issue. An SCM (Software Configuration Management). Seriously, I worked for smaller companies that were serious about versioning and regression testing. Is it my imagination or does MS seem more and more like a software organization that is out of control?

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    1. Re:Regression testing, people by porkThreeWays · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously guys, seriously.

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    2. Re:Regression testing, people by cliffski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      more likely they are a software company rolling out tens of millions of copies of an O/S onto completely random hardware. I'd be amazed if there were not a few problems.

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    3. Re:Regression testing, people by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's your imagination if they ever seemed like they were IN control.

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    4. Re:Regression testing, people by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      Is it my imagination or does MS seem more and more like a software organization that is out of control?

      The problem is clearly your imagination. MS has a complete and total grasp on the situation. Their sales rep told me so.

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    5. Re:Regression testing, people by tlhIngan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Seriously, sounds like a version issue. An SCM (Software Configuration Management). Seriously, I worked for smaller companies that were serious about versioning and regression testing. Is it my imagination or does MS seem more and more like a software organization that is out of control?


      It appears that each little division of Microsoft is their own little fiefdom. Take a common DLL - comctl32.dll (common controls). Windows ships with one version. Office ships with another version. Applications (using Visual Studio Redistributables) ship with a third version! Each has features that aren't in the others, so Windows apps get one look, Office another look, and 3rd party apps yet another look.

      In addition, the OS team forked the compiler they use from the development team. It makes sense in one aspect - all developers have a stable toolchain. However, if the dev team breaks something, instead of the Windows team making a big stink, people who use Visual Studio do.

      As far as anyone's concerned, Microsoft might as well be split up into separate companies - they more or less act that way anyhow. Code's taken from one team and forked, improvements aren't folded back in, etc.
    6. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, good luck trying to do configuration management when you don't control the hardware, or any of the other software that is installed, and you have an install base of tens of millions. Any regression testing you do will only be representative of a few percent of configurations out there. You then are forced to extrapolate out to the rest, and not surprisingly, you miss.

      Even Apple, who has a lot more control over the platform than Microsoft, has this problem. The OS X 10.5 upgrade hosed some people's machines because they had installed weird third party OS hacks. You can say that is the users fault, but it still adds to the negative chatter on the Web. These SP1 failures could be the same sort of thing. We'll never know.

    7. Re:Regression testing, people by BUL2294 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bullshit... The amount of hardware variability has declined over the past 15-odd years due to consolidation and Microsoft's insistence...

      * How many CPU makers are out there today? 2. (Transmeta is dead).
      * How many companies make chipsets (north/southbridges) today? 4(?)
      * GPU makers? 3.
      * BIOS vendors? 3(?)
      * Sound cards? 2 (Intel & Creative)
      * Expansion interfaces? 2 (PCI, PCI-Express)

      Now, look back to 1993-1995. How many no-name brand BIOSes caused problems? How many brands of VGA chipsets were there? CPU makers? (Think Intel, AMD, Cyrix, NexGen, C&T,...) How many expansion interfaces were there (ISA, VLB, PCI, MCA). How many brands had their own incompatible hardware, where Microsoft's HIMEM.SYS had special switches for (AST, Everex, IBM PS/2, etc.) All of these worked well with DOS/Win3.x and Win95.

      No, this is Microsoft's way of saying "we don't know what's wrong with Vista!"

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    8. Re:Regression testing, people by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      One has to wonder why they call it "common controls" in the first place. Seeing Vista and Office consolidate their interfaces internally but not between eachother was a bewildering moment for me. And then there's Media Player, which is a bit of both...

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    9. Re:Regression testing, people by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I worked for smaller companies that were serious about versioning and regression testing. Is it my imagination or does MS seem more and more like a software organization that is out of control?
      No, they have just come to the realization that they can save tons of money by outsourcing their QA to their customers.

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    10. Re:Regression testing, people by empaler · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Congratulations! You've got a T-shirt coming your way, and you're in the drawing for a $15'000 wide screen TV!*

      *: Only applies if you live in AU and really, really believe.

    11. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Is it my imagination or does MS seem more and more like a software organization that is out of control?


      It's not your imagination, it's your ignorance. If you RTFA, it's just a fourms post with some guy complaining about SP1 RC that he beta tested. People further down assumed it was windows update, including the incompotent kdawson who allowed this trash to get posted.

    12. Re:Regression testing, people by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      The problem is clearly your imagination. MS has a complete and total grasp on the situation. Their sales rep told me so.

      Thank you for my first giggle of the day, I needed that. BTW, I know where there is a toll bridge for sale, it used to cross the Thames, could I interest you?

      Seriously folks, I run linux here and we too have an occasional bump in the road, but I've only had 2 situations since RH5.1 in '98, ten years ago, where the only recourse was to boot from an install cd or dvd and start from scratch. Nothing can boot if the drives partition table is gone. I did that in early January because something wiped LSN0 of my only bootable drive absolutely clean. Even in the kernels you boot, linux always leaves you a backup to an older version path right on the boot screen. FWIW, that was not a catastrophic loss of data since I had it all on another drive courtesy of my every night run of amanda, so all my pix and music were only half an hour away once F8 was installed again.

      Microsoft could take a few lessons from that, but they've never been a fan of redundancy, I suppose because it makes piracy even easier in their imagination, or maybe its another copy they want you to pay for, damned if I know. So enjoy your perceived supremacy cuz "windows runs everything worth turning on", but that image is fading, and will continue to fade until the sunset finally arrives, and linux then becomes the favorite target for the virus writers. There will be a difference in effectiveness of the viri though, because when linux catches a cold, its rare that the fix is more than a day away. We don't waste a lot of time on logistics of rolling out a patch because its as simple as heading out to the sources and downloading the patch, or the already patched version. All the programmer had to do was put it on the net, you are expected to do the rest. And if you don't, well... Then you are still a winderz user at heart, expecting someone else to do what really is your job in the first place but of course M$ won't allow you access to do that!

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    13. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right there, the hardware is less and less an excuse, but you're forgetting the amount of malware and badly written software on these machines. A lot of it patches or replaces system files, so theres no wonder that things can get borked when an update runs, and unfortunately for Microsoft, all the different screwed up configurations people have out there are unreproduceable.

      Now, fair enough, Microsoft should take the blame for at least some of the malware infestations that cause this, but if you're suggesting that a tiny proportion of broken installs is signs of Microsoft "not knowing what they are doing", you're delusional.

    14. Re:Regression testing, people by AstroPHX · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Your funny math makes my brain hurt.

      The number of vendors is a horrible measurement. Try variants on for size:

      How many CPU variants does one of the two manufacturers currently support? Try over 125. http://products.amd.com/en-us/DesktopCPUResult.aspx?f1=&f2=&f3=&f4=&f5=&f6=&f7=&f8=&f9=& Oh, and that's just for the desktop.

      GPU? NVidia has 38 families of chipsets. At ~5 products for each chipset, you're over 190.

      What about all of the other hardware on a motherboard? Bluetooth, USB, Firewire, network drivers and modems are some of the largest contributers to OS development overhead/headache; tell me, have you ever tried to load up Feisty Ubuntu using a Broadcomm wireless device?!?

      By the way, this doesn't include all of the half-assed components people drop onto their computers like humping dog memory sticks or coffee warmers let alone all of the out of date drivers people have installed on their systems (have you checked your BIOS rev lately?).

      This isn't "Microsoft's way of saying 'we don't know what's wrong with Vista,'" it's Microsoft's way of saying, "we're trying our damnedest to clean this up, but you idiots keep pissing in the pool."

    15. Re:Regression testing, people by misleb · · Score: 1

      Have you ever run through a 'make config' on a Linux kernel before? That should give you some idea of what any PC OS vendor has to deal with. Granted, a good portion of the drivers available the Linux kernel are for hardware you probably won't be finding in a Vista box, but still... even a fraction of of that list is pretty significant. It is a lot more than Apple has to deal with, at least. I can could on my fingers the number of hardware configurations Apple supports with Leopard.

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    16. Re:Regression testing, people by netwiz · · Score: 1

      It is for precisely this reason that MS's products have so many problems. Look at Apple, for a comparison. With less than one-tenth the resources, they're beating Microsoft at their own game. Don't believe that example? Check out the OSS movement. Same thing. Everyone using the same tools to get the job done, and stuff tends to work. I've wickedly oversimplified the situation, but the broad stroke fits.

    17. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kiddin'?

    18. Re:Regression testing, people by wolferz · · Score: 0

      Uhm sound cards.... try closer to 10 (realtek, sis, and many many others make their own audio chips and cards)

      GPU makers? at least 7.

      Expansion interfaces are currently at 4 PCI, AGP, PCIx, and PCIe (the only one i have ever fooled with that is not still in circulation is ISA)

      Then there are multiple standards for USB, including 2 for usb1 and 1 for usb2. There are multiple different manufacturers of sata, raid, and ata controllers (intel, nvidia, ati, via, sis, adaptec, etc). Multiple different manufacturers of ethernet (dlink, netgear, linksys, network anywhere, belkin, and an endless list of no name manufacturers). Different manufactures of printers (hp, canon, lexmark, brother, xerox, and many more). Different standards for printer communication (post script and the endless list of PCL revisions). There is odd ball hardware like bar code scanners and biometrics devices. The list goes on just about endlessly...

      To make things even more complicated each manufacturer generally has multiple lines of products with their own little twists being pumped out at the same time... and then there is the discontinued hardware that is still in circulation.

      Then to top it all of you have to consider that the hardware itself has become more complicated. Some bios chips do as much as an operating system did back in the 80s.

      Sorry... but even if things are less convoluted than they were, they are still impossibly convoluted.

    19. Re:Regression testing, people by KillerBob · · Score: 2, Informative

      * How many CPU makers are out there today? 2. (Transmeta is dead).

      3 that try for the mainstream (Intel, AMD, VIA), but MS also makes pared down versions of XP that run on embedded platforms, usually with CPUs by IBM, Motorola, or Conexant, though the 3 major players all have offerings in this family, too.

      * How many companies make chipsets (north/southbridges) today? 4(?)


      In mainstream computing, it's pretty much NVidia or ATI these days. But there's also offerings out there from all of the CPU manufacturers listed above, and probably several that I haven't thought of.

      * GPU makers? 3.

      NVidia, ATI, Intel, S3, Matrox, VIA, Cirrus, IBM.... There's others, too....

      * BIOS vendors? 3(?)

      Here, you've got me. I can really only think of American Megatrends/AMI Bios. Literally every computer I've had for the last 10 years has had an AMI Bios, and I can't think of anybody else who still makes them. I'd be extremely surprised if the list of those who make BIOSes wouldn't include Motorola and IBM, though...

      * Sound cards? 2 (Intel & Creative)

      Realtek, SoundMax, just to name a few others. There are other manufacturers out there. Competition still exists.

      * Expansion interfaces? 2 (PCI, PCI-Express)

      Express Card/34, Express Card/54, PCMCIA/Cardbus, and AGP are all still available, and supported in Vista. To say nothing of expansion devices that can be connected via USB, IEEE1394, Serial, and Parallel ports. Just because it's external doesn't mean that it's not an expansion interface. Yes, PCMCIA is just a PCI bridge, and yes, Express Card is just a PCIe and USB 2.0 bridge, but they still have different controllers, and different sets of drivers to support.
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    20. Re:Regression testing, people by sam0737 · · Score: 1

      Please let me know when we have Exchange functionalities like Email, Contact & Calendar (Accept/Deny response) working on Desktop and Mobile device, without using Microsoft.

      Do it ourselves? It would take months to bind all the OSS together, if not forever. At the end, you can only blame yourself. With Microsoft's deployment, you can blame it, and you can tell your boss to blame it, which is a good thing.

    21. Re:Regression testing, people by mgblst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If only all this hardware followed some sort of spec... surely that would make things easier.

      Ironic, one of the greatest abusers of standards today, being bitten on the ass because of non-standards compliance.

    22. Re:Regression testing, people by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 1
      The number of vendors is a horrible measurement. Try variants on for size:

      Very true. But let's assume that argument was valid. In fact, let's even tone it down (because my math isn't working so well at the moment...lol):

      Assumption 1: Number of vendors is the only factor that can possibly affect the OS's stability.
      Assumption 2: There are exactly 2 vendors for each category.
      Assumption 3: There are exactly those 6 categories of hardware.

      That would result in 64 possible combinations. If only one of those combinations causes an error, that equals over 1.5% of all machines. Now, let's be just a bit more realistic and say that network cards, hard drives, and optical drives can also have some effect. We're up to 512 combinations. There's already a much higher possibility of fucking up one little thing, and we're not even into firmware, drivers, registry entries, and any number of other things that could be affecting the system, not to mention other types of hardware (believe it or not, I've even seen a USB mouse lock up a system before) and the fact that there are many more companies manufacturing them than the OP estimates.

      Just my two cents.

    23. Re:Regression testing, people by Saurian_Overlord · · Score: 1

      Just realized my math was still wrong! Anyway, you get the point.

    24. Re:Regression testing, people by korbin_dallas · · Score: 1

      "It appears that each little division of Microsoft is their own little fiefdom. Take a common DLL - comctl32.dll (common controls). Windows ships with one version. Office ships with another version. Applications (using Visual Studio Redistributables) ship with a third version! Each has features that aren't in the others, so Windows apps get one look, Office another look, and 3rd party apps yet another look."

      THAT is a software ENGINEERING discipline problem. DO NOT get me started on developers who are so stupid as to release different functional versions of DLLs with the SAME VERSION NUMBER. Yes I have been there, and YES even M$ did that.
      And that my friends is one of thousands of problems with M$.

      Thats why Vista is so big, each app is now carrying its own version of every DLL. So instead of 1 copy of comctl32.dll you now have 42 copies.

      But even my XP laptop has installed some update the last 5 times I've started and stopped it, so is this really related to just Vista?

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    25. Re:Regression testing, people by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      You know, such is never an excuse for the mostly non commercial efforts of Linux.

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    26. Re:Regression testing, people by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      * BIOS vendors? 3(?)

      Here, you've got me. I can really only think of American Megatrends/AMI Bios. Literally every computer I've had for the last 10 years has had an AMI Bios, and I can't think of anybody else who still makes them. I'd be extremely surprised if the list of those who make BIOSes wouldn't include Motorola and IBM, though...

      Award/Phoenix. In fact, they seem to make the majority of the BIOSes these days. Or at least every computer I've seen recently uses one.
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    27. Re:Regression testing, people by jzhos · · Score: 1

      I call that is Bullshit Do all the different hardware manufactured in the past 15 years are all magically disappeared and Vista does not support any of them? Does each of those manufactures have only single products? How many versions does each product have and how many different bugs are there? I don't see the world has been much simpler than 10-15 years ago.

    28. Re:Regression testing, people by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      Actually, Windows (at least XP) ships with two versions of comctl32.dll. Programs get version 5.82 (the classic Windows controls) unless they have a manifest file that says its OK to use version 6 common controls (Windows XP style controls).

      That's not even counting the WinForms (.NET) controls. I don't know if all the WinForms controls are different than comctl32, but I know the menu bar control looks like the Office 2003 version.

      comctl32.dll is not currently part of the Visual Studio Redistributable package, as the file is largely OS version dependant, to the point of requiring the platform SDK if you want to test a version for a version of Windows that you are not running.

      As for Office itself, I'm not sure that calling its controls Common Controls is accurate. I'm just assuming the controls it uses are in one of the many dlls in the C:\Program Files\Microsoft Office\OfficeX\ directory, where X is the version number: 10 for 2002/XP, 11 for 2003, and 12 for 2007.

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    29. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do you waste your time?, most people doesn't have brain.

    30. Re:Regression testing, people by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Well then, apparently I am hallucinating my Razer Barracuda sound card then? (Even if it is based on a C-Media chipset. Maybe that explains the great deal I got on it.

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    31. Re:Regression testing, people by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Phoenix/Award...

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    32. Re:Regression testing, people by Creepy · · Score: 1

      those were the days when MS had competition - DR-DOS, PC-DOS, FreeDOS, Novell DOS, OpenDOS, GEM (GUI), and at least one other GUI client I can't remember.

      You can't completely count Via out - Via is still marketing the C7 line of low cost, low power enviro-friendly processors, which is what is left of Cyrix's legacy (Via moved the tech into Centaur Technology in Austin and the Cyrix office went away), and I've actually seen tablet computers with them recently. Yes, niche market, but Via is huge (they're bigger than AMD) and has marketing muscle, so it's possible for them to return, especially if people decide the speed of machines is good enough at the low end (e.g. not gamers).

      MS price fixing with vendors (use us only or pay full price) pretty much railroaded the industry. Basically they are the Standard Oil of the software industry and should have been broken up. Now they're actually facing some competition again, and at least one vendor is attacking them at the price level (Linux), which has always been their way to manipulate the industry.

    33. Re:Regression testing, people by nanoakron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the issue here...

      Give them a break - they're a new startup with very little experience in rolling out updates for the various configurations of PC on the market!

      Oh, what's that you say? They're the world's largest software company with over 20 years of market dominance in the OS sector? Really?

      Stop being a Microsoft apologist.

    34. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as anyone's concerned, Microsoft might as well be split up into separate companies - they more or less act that way anyhow. Code's taken from one team and forked, improvements aren't folded back in, etc. So, Microsoft is now a bazaar?
    35. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...yeah random hardware ftw and ftl ?
      pee cee people are just plain weird :P

    36. Re:Regression testing, people by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Whilst I'm no lover of Microsoft at the best of times, I really think your post is rather misleading.

      1) CPU manufacturers? 15 years ago it was probably Intel only, unless you count Sparc/Alpha/m68k, all of which were high end business orientated. Then AMD came on board and has been slow growing a user base. Transmeta was NEVER a big player in terms of numbers or market percentage, to count it as a serious player is idiotic.

      2) Probably the same as 15 years ago, probably more actually, since Intel was even more dominant back then than it is now.

      3) Sure, there are less GPU makers now, but let's again look at point 1) above - 99% of the market was probably taken by 2 manufacturers, with the others fighting over scraps. Big deal. I might point out that this is perfectly normal in a capitalistic market - where those that don't perform die (i.e. go out of business).

      4) The main ones now are AWARD and amibios and phoenix. It was the same years ago...if anything, the playing ground is more level these days. Years ago, most bioses were AWARD, at least from what I saw.

      5) Same as points 2) and 1) - although Intel is a relative newcomer to this, due to onboard sound. And most of their onboard stuff isn't intel anyways, but other manufacturers chipsets (crystal anyone?).

      6) huh? agp...pci...pci-x...pci-express just to name a few...true, agp was rather nastily killed by motherboard/chipset manufacturers, much to my personal angst...memory is in a far worse dilemma than expansion interfaces imho...

      things like VLB, MCA died because they weren't competitive, or had little support from the industry. FireWire is better than USB, yet most peripherals are USB. BTW, Intel designed USB, so you should blame them for market monopoly, and NOT Microsoft...

      I see you blaming Microsoft for a lot of things, and in reality, without any undue bias, they weren't to blame. Sure, Microsoft Windows isn't necessarily stable, secure or reliable. But it isn't as bad as you make it out, and it isn't certainly the cause of all the ills that you perceive.

      Microsoft is both directly, and indirectly responsible for a variety of things:

      1. Mass computer takeup by ordinary users
      2. Huge increase in hardware variety
      3. Huge uptake in usage of the Internet
      4. Better gaming experience on the PC
      5. The phenomenal increase in the power of the average PC
      6. The phenomenal decrease in the cost of aforementioned hardware...

      only on /. could such an ill posting achieve +4 interesting...sometimes I really wonder what /. users actually use their mod points on...it certainly isn't used on quality posting from my experience...it's an ugly pro Linux crowd, that enjoys bashing anything else other than Linux, and that's rather sad.

      Dave

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    37. Re:Regression testing, people by gazbo · · Score: 1

      But if you actually read the full thread, you'll find that the various solutions are to boot into safe mode, to use the recovery console, and to revert to a previous configuration. The redundancy is there, whether you know about it or not.

    38. Re:Regression testing, people by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Reading the full thread, it also appears this 'upgrade' isn't the official one, or M$ has put it out a month early. The latter would be a 2nd in a 30 year history.
      As for safe mode, if you'll read the thread, that won't boot either, so those folks are truly hosed. Only if they have the install disks, can they recover.

      I fibbed a little when I said there aren't any windows here, there is a lappy I bought about 2 years ago, and I left xp a 25GB partition when I installed Fedora on it. The xp hasn't been booted in nearly a year, but if it should upchuck, I did make the imaging disks for it when I bought it. I suppose now the question is, will they work? Dunno, haven't tried. OPtical disk media seems to be getting shittier and shittier, I'm a Cash fan, and the last disk I bought a year ago, American IV, is now unrecognizable in this machines drive. So if I should lose the ripped copy, I'll have to go buy another, if I can find one. It is in great shape, only been in this drive twice & no other drive at all, stored in the case, out of the sunlight,
      but its faded away. I wonder if this is the RIAA's latest attempt at extorting even more money, by making disks that only last a few months? Given their track record and legendary greed, it wouldn't surprise me.

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    39. Re:Regression testing, people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's way of saying, "we're trying our damnedest to clean this up, but you idiots keep pissing in the pool." well maybe they shouldn't have made their toilet the M$ campus swimming pool.
  16. It's not on windows update by Megor1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can't download SP1 yet from Microsoft, in fact its not due out for weeks...

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    1. Re:It's not on windows update by nicklott · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who modded this Offtopic? The summary says "which began rolling out via Automatic Update", which is just wrong. Admittedly they might want to have caught this a touch earlier, but it's not public yet, nevermind auto updating people's machines. OSS FUD I say...

    2. Re:It's not on windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't download SP1 yet from Microsoft, in fact its not due out for weeks... To reduce the load on their servers, Vista SP1 was released via virus (or "friendly worm"). That's why it's not available for direct download from Microsoft.
    3. Re:It's not on windows update by nicklott · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In fact, all the posts to the thread in the article were made after this article was posted to slashdot and by posters with a post count of 1. They talk about SP1 on auto-update (which the original post didn't) yet that can't possibly be true because that's not the case. And oh look, echostormfury is one of the posters, could he perchance be related to the Echostorm who posted the story? I smell bullshit...

    4. Re:It's not on windows update by Creepy · · Score: 1

      It's the prep release for SP1 that came out a day or so ago, which I believe includes kernel updates. My ASUS S7v3 Vista laptop started rebooting constantly after installing this update, and I was forced to use the recovery feature that wipes the drive (most of my really important stuff is backed up, but not anything from the last week or so).

      I began downloading the update again to see if it is repeatable, or if it was due to other drivers on my system. If it's repeatable, I would say this is a very, very serious issue and MS needs to pull the update immediately.

    5. Re:It's not on windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't give up the day job

    6. Re:It's not on windows update by PPH · · Score: 1

      So then these reported boot problems are just the baseline Vista boot problems, not the new and improved SP1 boot problems?

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    7. Re:It's not on windows update by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Not only is it not out, but we have mac users who had this exact problem with the .2 update to leopard yet that didnt make the slashdot frontpage. Man, the bias here is embarassing.

    8. Re:It's not on windows update by melt+away · · Score: 1

      Yep, I got an update a few days ago (same day that a lot of XP machines were updated). When the update finished, Vista rebooted the machine without prompting first, which is not typical. Since then I have not been able to log into Vista for more than a few seconds to minutes. I immediately blamed MS - then noticed that the same thing happened while booting from the Vista DVD. I thought that was strange and went into my BIOS - which the machine flaked again within 30 seconds. This seemed to point to a hardware issue instead of Vista as I couldn't wrap my head around a Vista update causing my machine to be this unstable while not even in Vista. But after seeing this I have to wonder....

    9. Re:It's not on windows update by Creepy · · Score: 1

      that's a different problem, and from most of the symptoms it sounds like bad memory (except the reboot in BIOS - that doesn't use system memory and suggests a BIOS defect or other problem such as overheating). My machine has the latest manufacturer BIOS and ran happily from DVD boot and most of the people reporting this problem have similar symptoms to mine.

      This one is consistently the same thing
      Post Beep
      Load BIOS
      watch Ethernet numbers appear as it connects
      wait 3s
      reboot
      (repeat)

      in your case you may want to download and burn MS memory diagnostic (or any other) and run it
      http://oca.microsoft.com/en/windiag.asp
      also try removing one

    10. Re:It's not on windows update by Creepy · · Score: 1

      actually, my problem (and some others reported on slashdot but not on the MS site) is different that the one sited, but similar - it booted initially at 0% of stage 3, but the endless loop of reboots happens without ever getting back to 0% of stage 3.

    11. Re:It's not on windows update by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't give up the day job I don't have a day job you insensitive clod!
    12. Re:It's not on windows update by Guspaz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Haven't you been listening to Apple Legal? It's obvious why that one didn't show up on the front page. Macs don't have any bugs, so any user experiencing that problem obviously did something wrong. Their lawyers said so.

    13. Re:It's not on windows update by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      As an MSDN subsriber I downloaded it this morning. I may not be available via auto-update yet but you can get it.

    14. Re:It's not on windows update by melt+away · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I definitely think it's hardware. The summary confused me (and of course I didn't rtfa).

  17. That should show that you never by christrs · · Score: 0, Troll

    give control to an auto-updating system blindly. Never trust someone else to have an update that will work with your system. Otherwise be prepared to live with a brick until you restore your computer (you do have backups - right?)

    1. Re:That should show that you never by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a dillution of the term "brick", and it's also not true. Except in the case of a really destructive update (as in, corrupts the FS or similar), if an update ever renders my Linux unbootable, I'll just pop in the install CD and use it to roll back the changes.

      Certainly not what I'd call an "easy" process -- easy for me, maybe -- but it's by no means a brick.

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    2. Re:That should show that you never by necrogram · · Score: 1

      SP1 isnt available till March. the only way you're going to get machines auto-updating with SP1 is aome jack ass admin imported the beta SP into WSUS/SMS/Whatever. A legit SP1 RTM build isnt publicly available. I'm just gonna sit back and laugh at the poor bastards.

    3. Re:That should show that you never by Kaetemi · · Score: 1

      Vista SP1 RTM Wave0 has been available to past beta testers for more than a week now.

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    4. Re:That should show that you never by Kamokazi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apparently in their native tongue, "Windows Update" and "uTorrent" come out the same. This is NOT available from Microsoft to the general public, or even their TechNet & MSDN subscribers (just double-checked mine to be sure). There are currently two methods I am aware of: Installing a fresh copy from the ISO that has been leaked, or doing some registry magic on RC2 update package to make it not expire, which has been rumored to be the RTM but I haven't seen any confirmation anywhere.

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    5. Re:That should show that you never by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Rolling back to a stable, working system in Linux is still heaps easier than it is in Windows. Ever tried? Reinstalling, including reinstalling all the software you need, is faster and, unlike the rollback, works.

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    6. Re:That should show that you never by Vectronic · · Score: 1

      True enough, but their is a fairly high risk of actually bricking machines...

      what if you were in a rush to get out of the house... sure fine reboot [click]... grab yer jacket and leave...

      meanwhile your computer reboots for the thousandth time, take your pick of consequences, thats enough to kill any part of your computer given enough repatitions.

      Luckely as far as I know, Windows (Vista) still requires manual input before restarting, otherwise you could have like an entire office network of computers updating at midnight and rebooting every 45 seconds for 7 hours...

    7. Re:That should show that you never by blowdart · · Score: 1

      Actually it hit MSDN last night. It's in the top downloads section. But yes, the summary is telling lies. But hey, it's Microsoft bashing, so don't worry about it!

    8. Re:That should show that you never by ArcCoyote · · Score: 1

      Vista's system retore works. You boot the Vista DVD and roll back. It restores a true volume shadow copy, so you don't have to reinstall a thing from before the RP, and anything you did install after the RP is truly GONE.

      System restore was hit or miss with XP, but that was because you had to boot the OS to roll back (or fudge it in recovery console)

    9. Re:That should show that you never by Kamokazi · · Score: 1

      I saw that shortly after I posted....not in any of the 'normal' areas, so I missed it (I usually check the recently added downloads and it wasn't up there).

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    10. Re:That should show that you never by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      And MSDN users for the last couple of days.

    11. Re:That should show that you never by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I wish Apple would provide a way to roll back updates. The current method involved reinstalling the entire system and all the patches up to the point you want.

      It's just sad, especially with Apple's great little package management system.

      Not that people often need to roll updates back, but there've been a few killers in the past (the QuickTime update recently that disrupted a video-editing app) that would be great to roll back.

      Another point for Linux. Hell, even Windows beats OS X on this point.

  18. Don't Panic!!!! by molex333 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft will be releasing a worm to fix this problem early next week!

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    1. Re:Don't Panic!!!! by linumax · · Score: 1

      Thank god my machine doesn't boot, otherwise Norton Antivirus would have stopped the worm fix!

    2. Re:Don't Panic!!!! by stox · · Score: 1
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  19. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is the best service pack yet! It makes window$ user switch to something better.

    1. Re:Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OH! SNAP! Way to use that $ in place of an S! God you are so witty! How do you find the time to write this gold? Is it in-between circle jerks with your Linux / Apple zealots?? You are teh awesome!!!!

    2. Re:Typical by Dude+McDude · · Score: 0

      I think he's posting from a Linux machine. I've noticed that many Linux users seem to have trouble with the 's' key on their keyboard. You'd think the developers of the various Linux distributions would have fixed that bug by now. :-/

  20. Brick?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sorry. I can't believe I read a summary about a computer problem without it being called "bricking". What the hell is wrong with the world?!?

    1. Re:Brick?!? by Oxy+the+moron · · Score: 1

      Well, It's Not totally a brick... ThiS could be as good Time A time as you'LL get to Loosen up, Indulge your iNner geek, and Upgrade to something better by niXing Windows altogether...

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    2. Re:Brick?!? by berashith · · Score: 1

      I know... I couldnt find the right way to tag it ..

      fivesecondsuntilimproperuseofbrick ?
      countdowntononbrickevent

      we need a poll

    3. Re:Brick?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Message received ;-)

    4. Re:Brick?!? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hmm... it feels like there is some subliminal message hidden in there somewhere, but I just can't find it...

      Anyway, who cares? I suddenly feel like it's time to can Windows altogether and finally do the switch to Linux.

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    5. Re:Brick?!? by pw1972 · · Score: 1

      bricking! the game of bricknig we played in h.s. was throwing bricks out the car windows at bums, and if you missed you had to go get the brick.

  21. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? The summary indicates that the problem is happening in the release version of SP1, being delivered by automatic update. Who said anything about downloading a beta through BitTorrent?

    And while we're at it, it "deserts", as in what you deserve, not "desserts". Nobody's talking about an after-dinner treat here!

  22. Re:One possible solution ... by milsoRgen · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If games, XP. Else, Linux.

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  23. Quick Fix! by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    Format Hardrive and reinstall OS...That seemed to solve my problems...

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    1. Re:Quick Fix! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully with a better OS. ;)

    2. Re:Quick Fix! by Tarlus · · Score: 1

      Reformatting and reinstalling the OS is always the last-ditch effort to fixing a software problem. I see so many people do this at least once per year, and it's ridiculous. (Not to imply that your decision to reformat was ridiculous, it was indeed probably the only and quickest fix for this Vista problem.) Having to reformat, reinstall drivers, and restore files and settings is such a time-wasting process. We shouldn't have to do that.
      If it was a third party hack, or even a virus that caused the problem, then reinstalling Windows would make more sense. But when we're forced to do it because of a direct update from Microsoft?
      fsck dat.

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  24. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a poor attempt at a joke? The summary states it is being rolled out via Automatic Update, which I'm assuming is Windows Update?
    It won't be on Windows Update before mid March. We were just bashing MS for that in another story here.
  25. Same thing happened for me with 10.5.2 by copponex · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I upgraded to 10.5.2 last week... not sure what went wrong. Machine rebooted, and after providing my user name and password, it would go blue (the color of my desktop) for about a second, and then kick me back to the login screen. I booted into safe mood, booted off the Leopard disk and repaired permissions, repaired disk, reset the password, and that didn't work.

    Then I did a clean Leopard install, and imported the user settings from my Time Machine backup (so I wouldn't have to manually reinstall all of my programs). Same thing happened, so I was forced to repave my laptop and reinstall all of my applications.

    I'm just putting this out there to silence all of the anti-microsoft folks. A few users get screwed when an OS is updated, that's always been the case.

    Oh, I did try to put Ubuntu on there between Leopard installs. Everything installed without issue, except the wireless performance was dismal (as in three minutes to load Google, timing out on everything else), and I couldn't get the VESA drivers to recognize the laptop resolution, and I couldn't get the proprietary ATI drivers to work with Compiz. It's very, very, close though. (On a side note, the Leopard disk utility is incapable of partitioning once Linux has been installed, so I had to nuke the partitions with the ubuntu installer before Leopard would successfully partition without the error: Resource Busy.)

    1. Re:Same thing happened for me with 10.5.2 by Amarantine · · Score: 1

      I had the same issue with an earlier update of Leopard.

      Fortunately I had a second computer nearby to look up the issue before reinstalling the entire thing. Check out http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=306998, appearantly it happens more often when updates aren't completely installed. The solution seemed so simple, yet it fixed my problem.

      Still a nasty bug that shouldn't be there, and i'm sure there are more than a few people out there who went looking for their OS X installation discs while cursing themselves for making fun of Windows users...

  26. Re:Just desserts? by Knuckles · · Score: 1
    Would someone please correct the obviously incorrect moderation of the parent post? Must have been either a clicko or an MS astroturfer. Parent said

    Incorrect. If you paid attention, it was rolled out via the automatic update.

    This is clearly a botch by Microsoft, not something "illegally downloaded".
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  27. A RC Refresh through Windows Update by soilheart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well. If you read the first forum post that person states that he used the Refresh RC... And my windows update doesn't tell me anything about any updates. If it's one of those preSP updates I can understand, but why doesn't you say so then...

    1. Re:A RC Refresh through Windows Update by soilheart · · Score: 3, Informative

      Reading a little more of the forum confirms my theory about it mostly being the Refresh RC 2 ("Which should be the same as the RTM").
      I havn't found a single thread about someone saying anything about windows update.

  28. Sounds like a fix by zakeria · · Score: 0, Redundant

    to me, removing vista from a users computer is the best thing Microsoft has offered thus far!!!

  29. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    It hasn't begun rolling out via Automatic Update and the linked article is a forum post that refers to SP1 RC Refresh. RC Refresh is technically the same patch as SP1 but Microsoft has since releases pre-patches for SP1 which are rolling out via Automatic Updates - presumably to fix many of these issues.

    So yeah - this story seems like bullshit and those parroting its claims need to remember that this is Slashdot - where facts are less important than a story tagged "haha".

  30. For those who say "Get a Mac" by Radhruin · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Something similar happened with the 10.4.11 update as well.

    1. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by Khuffie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except for a major difference: unlike the 10.4.11 update, this is NOT a public release and contrary to what the summary is, is NOT available on Windows Update.

    2. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by Tauvix · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the technical preview release information, the SP itself is not being delivered until mid-March, however, there are small updates that get downloaded to the computer to enable the download of the SP. When I installed the beta it worked that way, and then on my Vista production machine I noticed it downloaded the first of the 3 "foundation" updates on Tuesday after all the other updates.

      From http://vistarewired.com/2008/01/15/windows-vista-sp1-rc-refresh-beta-download-open-to-the-public/ (The original Microsoft Vista Beta Page is no longer available)

      "After you've installed these important updates, there are the "pre-requisite" updates required for SP1. You may have to repeat this step several times. If you have Windows Vista Ultimate or Enterprise, the pre-requisite update will be KB935509. For any other version, it should be KB938371. I have Windows Vista Ultimate but for some reason they asked me to install 938371 instead. Please let me know if this is the case for you as well. When the update is finished installing itself, a reboot is required.

      After that, there is another update. Luckily there is no reboot required for this one. It's about 4MB.

      When the update is finished installing, you'll have to give Windows Update "10-15 minutes" for the update to self-install
      according to Microsoft. However, it only took me 5 minutes, but the SP1 update does not show until after a few minutes wait. Click on Check for Updates in the Left Pane and you should be able to find the SP1 update. This one is 85MB."

    3. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It's been released for MSDN members already. http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx

      I find it difficult to believe that they'd wait until march for the public release.

    4. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      D00d, don't buy new hardware or software. Just install GNU/Linux.

      Here's a distro picker for you:
      http://www.zegeniestudios.net/ldc/index.php?lang=en

    5. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by bschoate · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but Windows was the problem there, too.

    6. Re:For those who say "Get a Mac" by Tauvix · · Score: 1

      Two reasons I'd tend to think toward a March release at this point:

      1) The MSDN release will allow for developers and device manufacturers to test their software/drivers with the final RTM release before the general public gets their hands on it, thus allowing them to provide updated versions or warnings of incompatibility.

      2) They have 2 more pre-patches (see my other post) to put out before any Vista machine is ready to install the full SP. Those pre-patches will probably appear once a week for the next few weeks, and then SP1 will roll out on the next patch Tuesday - March 11 - three weeks from now.

  31. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would someone please correct the obviously incorrect moderation of the parent post? Must have been either a clicko or an MS astroturfer. Parent said Incorrect. If you paid attention, it was rolled out via the automatic update. This is clearly a botch by Microsoft, not something "illegally downloaded".
    Not sure what you want corrected, but SP1 is most definitely not rolled out on Windows Update yet, that is planned for mid-March. Something we just a few stories ago were bashing MS to kingdom come for. So something is fishy with this story.
  32. That's some keen fucking reporting by sharkey · · Score: 5, Informative

    Echostorm writes with word that Windows Vista SP1, which began rolling out via Automatic Update, has left some users' machines unbootable.

    A forum post from last month about issues with the Vista SP1 Release Candidate (prerelease code, just to let Echostorm know). SP1 does not go out via auto updates until next month, and is only officially available to select system builders and beta testers now.

    It's unclear how many users are affected.

    I counted 5, including the guy who yanked his power cable and trashed his filesystem.

    So far there is no word on a fix from Microsoft.

    It might possibly be fixed in the RTM version of SP1. Who knows? Certainly not Echostorm, who is having a poopie because he hosed his own PC and is trying to drum up a whine-fest about it. Definitely not kdawson either, who posted this because, well, it's kdawson.

    This is taking slashvertisments to the preschool tantrum level.

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    1. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by Dude+McDude · · Score: 0

      Good post. The original summary is a classic example of anti-MS FUD that pollutes Slashdot on a regular basis.

    2. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but when a BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY puts out a bloated OS that is MUCH worse than their last offering, then release a service pack, even one that isn't in 100% finished form and it does garbage like this, it proves that anti-Microsoft stories and posts aren't FUD, they're the truth.

      Microsoft cares more about screwing over their customers for more money and inflating their stock price than producing a quality OS. Fuck them.

    3. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1, Troll
      Is that you, Echostorm? LOL

      Here's the key phrase:

      even one that isn't in 100% finished form
      There you have it. It's not in 100% finished form. Have you done any software development before? Obviously you haven't, because then you're realize that code-complete does not mean you've tested it on every single possible hardware setup in every single possible environment. Could it be that maybe they're testing it for six weeks before releasing it implies that they haven't yet tested it in every single possible environment? Why the heck should we do testing at all if quality developers don't create code that does "garbage like this?" I'd really, really hate to buy software from you.

      I'm no Microsoft fanboy by any means, but this is FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, and more FUD.
    4. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by Maelwryth · · Score: 1

      I don't think it is SP1(beta). It is coming out of automatic updates though. I just had one come in last night and the man who bought it in wouldn't know what SP1(beta) is. Should be a humorous couple of days.

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    5. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      If he works for a company that has MSDN he's been able to download it since Yesterday.

      Coincidince that this news broke today? Not at all.. it's taken a day for everyone to install it.

      The RTM is done, finished. I'm bleedin' running it even.. If this bug is there and widespread they're going to have to either pull the RTM or hotfix it. I suspect it's not widespread though.

    6. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by iwh · · Score: 1

      My wife had the endless version downloaded through automatic update. Maybe it's SP1, maybe it's a prerequisite, maybe it's some other bugfix. But it's not pirated.
      Many people will still be unable to get their system back as of now. Perhaps that's why there aren't many complaints online yet. Perhaps you could add at least another one to your total of users affected?

    7. Re:That's some keen fucking reporting by Bagman57 · · Score: 1

      Right on the money sharkey.

      Open mouth,insert foot.

      Beta=buggy. And if some are going to hack the registry to try the prerelease code, well....

  33. Is there anyone really surprised by this? by flashfire · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is very much a market driven company; the marketing department is the driving force for all of M$ projects. While this can be very good for profit margins, its not so good for the poor engineers. With M$ software development model, the test engineers some times get a build a day that they have to test, and they are very dependent on other M$ product to speed up those tests by creating testing scripts. The only problem is that when you are testing software with a product that maybe faulty; what do you expect to get? M$ need to slow down the marketing department, and allow the engineers to do their job.

  34. BRILLIANT!!! by t33jster · · Score: 1

    It's unclear how many users are affected.

    Obviously, because these poor souls can't even get their PC's started, let alone post on /.

    This is a fantastic way to cut your support costs. Squeaky wheels only get grease if you can hear them in the first place.

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  35. Funny beyond belief by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Oh well, thank goodness for live CDs and the recovery partition.

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  36. Repair disk fixes vista problem by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 4, Funny

    you can download a disk image, boot from the disk, and start being productive. It's a proven fix that worked for me.

    Vista Repair Disk

    I used it as soon as I started having problems with Vista on a new work computer and it's been smooth sailing ever since.
     

    1. Re:Repair disk fixes vista problem by soilheart · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there...

      And I can agree with you partly. But for those who really needs a windows installation and is stuck with vista I think this one is better: http://neosmart.net/blog/2008/windows-vista-recovery-disc-download/

    2. Re:Repair disk fixes vista problem by BroadbandBradley · · Score: 1

      I know I know, but it is the disk I used and I'm in disbelief that I've never had to boot back to the dark side. Others in our office have had all kinds of issues with the crippleware on their systems (the add-ons that do something for free like open certain image formats, but nag you to upgrade to do everything you need like save in other formats). The other common issue is loosing connection with the networked printer and MSOffice complaining that it doesn't know how to open OpenOffice documents (makes me angry at MS for that one) I understand there is a plugin available but MS won't reference it for obvious reasons. The Folder sharing between vista and XP is also troublesome, but ubuntu/vista and Ubuntu/XP works fine.

      Honestly, Ignorance of these issues and the alternatives is the only thing that perpetuates MS market dominance at this point.

  37. Somewhat reminds me. . . by smooth+wombat · · Score: 4, Funny

    of the situation years ago when a patch went that killed ones network connection. The solution from Microsoft? Download a new patch to correct the situation.

    Um, yeah.

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    1. Re:Somewhat reminds me. . . by LiquidFire_HK · · Score: 1

      Kind of like my ISP. It recently switched to PPPoE, and to notify users of the change whenever you opened any page it would instead show you their page with instructions on how to change your settings for various OSes.

      The Linux instructions (aside from being rather outdated and stupid) started with "Download this file...".

    2. Re:Somewhat reminds me. . . by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      that's almost as funny as:

      keyboard not found: hit F10 to continue

      (a BIOS error message from long ago)

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    3. Re:Somewhat reminds me. . . by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      keyboard not found: hit F10 to continue If you're able to press F10, then obviously the problem has been corrected.
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  38. Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate it. by Coopjust · · Score: 5, Informative

    Vista SP1 isn't available publicly yet, unless you hop on The Pirate Bay.

    Microsoft placed 6 weeks between code finalization and public release for 6 weeks of driver testing; some drivers were not properly written, and MS wanted to work with hardware manufacturers/OEMs to find hardware with problems. Everyone bitched about how technical users should get it early.

    Then these same people download SP1 from an unauthorized source, and bitch when it breaks their system. They downloaded an update without letting Microsoft work the kinks out, and they didn't get the update from MS. No automatic download was involved in this.

  39. 2009! by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    "The year of Windows on the Desktop."

    Trolly, but true.

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    1. Re:2009! by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      heck, the year windows detects my hardware without me having to keep all my CDs or at least the year I wouldn't have to use the recovery console every once in three months, will be the year on windows on the desktop.

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  40. I call Shenanigans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since Vista SP1 isn't even being deployed via Windows Update until next month, this whole story reeks of BS...

    1. Re:I call Shenanigans by Dude+McDude · · Score: 0

      this whole story reeks of BS... It was posted by kdawson; your nose is working well.
  41. Popping Sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I tried the Service Pack. It left me with a machine that looked exactly the same but now made poping noises. I did not really notice a big drive speed improvment. There did seem to me some sharper quality to the screen but that was about it. The poping sound which seems related to manipulating the mouse over windows drove me nuts so I rolled back. If I had to guess it was either trying to make a sound and failing or for some reason the driver was dropping out.

    1. Re:Popping Sound by Bob9113 · · Score: 4, Funny

      a machine that looked exactly the same but now made poping noises.

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    2. Re:Popping Sound by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      Haha

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    3. Re:Popping Sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very nice.

    4. Re:Popping Sound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahaha. thanks, made my day.

  42. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Automatic update does not ship SP1 yet - its scheduled to be released sometimes in march via automatic update. The story is completely wrong and you might as well apple-astro-turfing.

  43. doh by nicklott · · Score: 1

    In fact, all the posts to the thread in the article were made after this article was posted should have been

    In fact, all the posts to the thread in the article that mentioned auto update were made after this article was posted
  44. Wrong title? by mrg17 · · Score: 1

    The linked thread seems to be about the updates issued to enable SP1 rather than sp1 itself.

  45. interesting by SP33doh · · Score: 1

    when I installed the leak I got stage 3, stage 3 (0%), stage 1, stage 2, stage 3, then everything worked fine.
    did the same thing happen for everybody? or is this installation just awesome

  46. what, not "bricked"? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised to see about a Slashdot story on software making problems for hardware that doesn't use the word "bricked".

  47. Um, people... by Knara · · Score: 1

    Vista SP1 isn't officially released yet, nor is it coming down by automatic updates.

    So... why is this story about unreleased software trashing people's systems that they're stupid enough to install software that isn't RTM code being considered news?

    1. Re:Um, people... by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

      Answer: because it is kdawson

    2. Re:Um, people... by Kaetemi · · Score: 1

      It's available to a few thousand testers, partners, etc. Even through automatic updates. That's RTM-wave0, afaik.

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    3. Re:Um, people... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Yes it is. http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx

      MSDN users is a heck of a lot of people.. basically means it's available to nearly everyone that works in IT.

      It probably won't be on automatic updates for a few days so in that sense the story is wrong - but it's not unfeasable at all that he's installed RTM and had this issue.

  48. Re:Just desserts? by Dude+McDude · · Score: 1, Informative

    Never trust a Slashdot summary (especially if it's posted by kdawson!). SP1 won't be available via Windows Update/Automatic Update until March.

  49. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear idiot mods: the parent post is not a troll (unless you think the poster is trolling him/her self?). Please learn what the fuck you are doing on the Internet before you start clicking buttons.

  50. automatic updates? by leuk_he · · Score: 4, Informative

    I believe MS said they would not roll it to fully automated updates till they fixes some driver installation problem that was displayed in the RC.

    They however failed to tell what drivers were affected, and how you can manually fix it. Yanking the power cord certainly is not the method MS would recommend. It htink you need the install disk and run some kind of recovery mode. (that is how it worked under XP.

    The linked forum post is referring to a RC, not to the RTM.

    http://windowsvistablog.com/blogs/windowsvista/archive/2008/02/11/windows-vista-sp1-availability-for-technical-customers.aspx

    "For broad availability, we are still planning to release in mid-March, since we want to be sure that everyone has the smoothest experience possible.". You can have it earlier if you are want to touch buttons....

    windows update is only pushing

    the final two of three prerequisite updates needed to install Windows Vista SP1

    basically it says you still need 2 more reboots before you can have sp1 automatically.

  51. Thank you for confirming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Thanks for confirming how rabidly anti-Microsoft this site is.

    Not only was the original article allowed to make it even though it was clearly incorrect. Since SP1 will not be available on Windows Update for at least a month. Most of the responders automatically piled on the typical anti-MS/Vista nonsens and even disagreed with posters trying to correct the article pointing to the article as proof.

  52. Re:Just desserts? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

    Sorry to tell you, but I've got a regular user, bought his laptop from BB, and he called just before this story broke on /.

    So, as I said above, either that's flat out wrong, or someone at MS messed up.

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  53. Now seriously by El+Lobo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    THAT, my friends is what is different between Windows and Mak. Sure MakOz must test some combination of hardware/software but it will never be as huge as the combinations in which Windows is run.

    I say that because we have been Beta testing SP1 on 350 machines here at my university for some months now. Machines with different graphic cards, processors , extra hardware like scanners, different printers, graphic input tablets, and so on. That problem in our 350 machines was never detected.

    So, sure, that proble may exists, but it must be some special combination that non of the testers was available to reproduce. Let it be only a 0,5 percent of Vista users who have that problem. You will read about it anywhere and think "oh, that sucks, they do not test, blah blah". Sure, only the press doesn't write about the 99,5% who didn't have any problems with it. It's a problem with proportion: do you want to see the glass half-full or half-empty. And here in /. you sure want it to be half empty.

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    1. Re:Now seriously by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Worst...spelling..of "Apple" and "Mac"....EVER!

    2. Re:Now seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It's a problem with proportion: do you want to see the glass half-full or half-empty. And here in /. you sure want it to be half empty."

      With Microsoft, the glass is full. That isn't the problem.
      It's the large, dead roach at the bottom that upsets us.

    3. Re:Now seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let it be only a 0,5 percent of Vista users who have that problem." .5% of all Vista users represents what? More ppl than all Mac users?

    4. Re:Now seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAT, my friends is what is different between Windows and Mak. Sure MakOz must test some combination of hardware/software but it will never be as huge as the combinations in which Windows is run.

      I say that because we have been Beta testing SP1 on 350 machines here at my university for some months now. Machines with different graphic cards, processors , extra hardware like scanners, different printers, graphic input tablets, and so on. That problem in our 350 machines was never detected.

      So, sure, that proble may exists, but it must be some special combination that non of the testers was available to reproduce. Let it be only a 0,5 percent of Vista users who have that problem. You will read about it anywhere and think "oh, that sucks, they do not test, blah blah". Sure, only the press doesn't write about the 99,5% who didn't have any problems with it. It's a problem with proportion: do you want to see the glass half-full or half-empty. And here in /. you sure want it to be half empty.


      Yes, all true. However, with such a large base, 5% sure would be a lot of machines. That's half the Macs out there. That's a lot of users. Even with 1% that translates to 10% of the Mac users.
    5. Re:Now seriously by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It isn't the IBM PC anymore it is effectively the Microsoft PC. Nobody should be making excuses for it having problems with hardware that has a little windows logo on it's packaging.

      One co-worker has three machines because some stuff will not run with anything later than win98. One aging machine has XP and runs everything else and the new fast one doesn't have drivers for XP but Vista doesn't run most of his software and can't even log onto a corporate network without an upgrade to "ultimate". The shiny new Vista laptop is only used for web browsing and email since it is not completely Microsoft compatible!

    6. Re:Now seriously by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      I always wonder about this argument.

      Both Vista and OS X have stable APIs for hardware drivers to code to. The diversity of hardware in Vista's favour should be less relevant, except in the sense that the hardware companies have to release Vista versions of their drivers.

      The testing of labs full of different hardware is nice, but it looks more that you're regression testing hardware drivers and not Vista itself.

      I do agree with the point that it's probably only a handful of users experiencing problems, but they're very vocal.

    7. Re:Now seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your university upgraded to Vista within a year of it's release and before SP1 came out. And you probably wonder why tuition costs go up every year.

    8. Re:Now seriously by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Dude...they spent six...BILLION...dollars on this thing.

      It should work.  It doesn't.  It sucks.

      The first symptom that something was wrong with their development process would probably when they spent six...BILLION...dollars building a computer OS.

  54. No fix from M$? So? by fluch · · Score: 0, Troll
    But a lot of other fixes can be found on the web. Here some alternatives to choose from:
    1. Debian
    2. Ubuntu
    3. Red Hat
    4. ...
    Or use it as a sign to get a new stylish computer which actually "just works".
  55. Re:Just desserts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Incorrect. If you paid attention, it was rolled out via the automatic update.

    So you believe everything you read? Even if you did, if you RTFA, the not-so-reliable Forum post says NOTHING about Windows Update (emphasis mine):


    My install of the SP1 RC Refesh has gone wrong.

    Everytime I start the computer it says:

    Configurating updates: stage 3 of 3 - 0% complete

    And then reboots, and reboots, and reboots ... I had it rebooting for over an hour before I stopped the madness.
    All the safe modes does the same, so how do I uninstall the installer, without being able to log in?

  56. Re:One possible solution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You missed a condition

    if "you want games"
          XP
    else if "you want it to just work" and "not update 50 packages per 1 updated package"
          Mac OS X
    else
          Linux

  57. Here are the OFFICIAL SP1 release dates by Dude+McDude · · Score: 0

    So When are we planning to ship it?

    * Mile Stone 1 (Feb 4, 2008): Available to OEM and Retail Channel

    * Mile Stone 2 (Early March 2008): Vista SP1 Volume Licensing Availability

    * Mile Stone 3 (Mid March 2008): Vista SP1 availability through Windows Update/MSDN/TechNet

    * Mile Stone 4 (April 2008): Will be pushed via Automatic Update

    http://blogs.technet.com/bpaulblog/archive/2008/02/06/shipping-a-high-quality-vista-service-pack-1.aspx

    I've emboldened the relevant parts. The summary, once again, is wrong.
  58. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't SP1 per se - it's a Windows Update for SP1's rollout

  59. Re:Just desserts? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Um, either the /. summary was wrong (and Captain Splendid in the other reply), but it clearly stated that it is being pushed now via Windows Update (I wouldn't know, not an MS customer). And there was no mention of bittorrent downloads. It's pretty obvious what I hoped to be corrected.

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  60. Chatted With Dell About MSDN Vista SP1 by TheIndifferentiate · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got Vista Home Premium with a new Dell Inspiron 530 I bought the other day, and I found that I liked it a lot (and I've been an MS basher around here too-I'm astounded myself). I have not had any problems with Vista running any of my old Windows software and it has worked with all of my hardware. So, I'm keeping it on here rather than dicking with Kubuntu and getting that up and running. I'll just keep that on my old machine.

    I got a work email from Microsoft saying that Vista SP1 was available now on MSDN. So, I downloaded it last night. Just to be sure before I took the plunge, I chatted with Dell customer support who told me not to install SP1 yet and to wait until it comes out over Windows Update. I couldn't quite get it out of them, but it sounds like Dell is still working with Microsoft on some things. More than once I was told to not install SP1 on my machine. So, I'm waiting it out.

    1. Re:Chatted With Dell About MSDN Vista SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Not true. I downloaded SP1 yesterday, it is available NOW for MSDN and Technet subscribers.

      There are three downloads, a DVD image, an x86 .exe and an x64 .exe.

      Read here if you don't believe me:

      http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx

      H

    2. Re:Chatted With Dell About MSDN Vista SP1 by Samizdata · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmm. You've got to wonder why that page would have the following verbiage - Windows Vista SP1 will be available to the public in mid-March via Windows Update and the Microsoft Download Center. Maybe it's not ready for the average person, rather than the early adopter with some technical skills?

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    3. Re:Chatted With Dell About MSDN Vista SP1 by TheIndifferentiate · · Score: 1

      If you read my post, you will find that I did indeed download it and was not saying that it wasn't there. I was posting as a public service to let other MSDN subscribers know that they may experience trouble if they install it on a Dell Inspiron 530.

  61. Moderator's on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that marked Flaimbait? What parent says is the real truth, and if you don't believe it that distributing a monster system like Windows which must run in millions of different combinations is an almost imposible thing to do without X problems, you are a fool and dont have ANYTHING to do with the Moderator tag. Now, waist your points on me, so too, please, so maybe /. will be a better place.

    1. Re:Moderator's on crack by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How is that marked Flaimbait?

      Maybe it was the reference to "Mak" and "MakOz"? The only thing missing was "Mak f@nboiz SUXRZ!".

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    2. Re:Moderator's on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree with you next time I see a bunch of "M$ is teh" comments marked as flamebait.

    3. Re:Moderator's on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerds are weak spined and cannot handle criticism.

      Sure everyone here can make the "M$" joke all day long in their delusional paradise around here where Microsoft is supposed to be collapsing any day....any day..

  62. SP1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This news report is misleading. The opening post in that forum refers to a RC (Release Candidate) and NOT the currently released SP1 proper (avilable via MSDN). I have no idea if these issues are affetcing users that install the new SP1 but it must be realized that the forum mentioned in the report is certainly talking about an RC Refresh which is NOT the same as the final SP1.

  63. -1 inaccurate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not publicly out yet. Not on Windows Update or automatic updates.

    (Good ol' Slashdot. If you're going to have editors actually posting articles instead of the mob, couldn't you at least put in minimal fact checking? Don't you need to improve how things work at least a bit to make for the audience you've lost with Digg / Reddit?)

    (...leaves Slashdot for another 6 months...)

  64. 3 GPU makers? by Khyber · · Score: 3, Informative

    What are you smoking? S3 is still around. Matrox as well. Then there's Intel, ATi, nVidia, then there's 3DLabs. I think Trident might be around, but only in a pure 2D platform. Cirrus Logic is also still in business, though whether or not they still manufacture GPUs is unknown to myself.

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    1. Re:3 GPU makers? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that VIA are still making x86 compatible processors...
      I think all of the motherboard chipset makers still produce integrated sound chipsets, very similar but not identical to intel's.

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    2. Re:3 GPU makers? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Not to mention there's many sound card chipset manufacturers, Creative, Realtek, C-Media, Intel, Yamaha, just to name off a few.

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  65. FUD by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1
    Ok, as people have noted this is obivious FUD considering SP1 isn't being pushed by automatic update yet. Still I can't resist this:

    Microsoft is reporting excellent news from SP1 users. Some users are reporting:
    • 100% guaranteed virus protection
    • Increased data security
    • Greatly decreased network overhead
    Reports indicate these improvements are accompanied by a slight increase in boot load time.
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    1. Re:FUD by irby0 · · Score: 1

      So... does SP1 disable all network interfaces and removable devices?

    2. Re:FUD by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they need to add reduced power consumption as well. Would make a great environmentally friendly advertising slogan though "Windows Vista: Now with 100% less energy use!".

  66. I hate Slashdot yellow journalism by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1

    Historically (with the XP service packs) most update instability was caused by malware. I imagine that the same will be true with the Vista service pack roll-out.

    When SP1 is actually released, get yourselves ready for a billion lame Slashdot stories about how Vista SP1 blew up some poor sap's computer, killed his dog, and slept with his wife.

    1. Re:I hate Slashdot yellow journalism by hyades1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll buy Vista SP1 blowing up some poor bastard's computer and killing his dog, but sleeping with his wife? With or without the suggestively named "Service Pack", Vista is much too lame to bone a guy's wife.

      It would be so busy phoning home to make sure sex with a real, live woman wasn't forbidden by Sony or some other DRM-Monster, wifey would be off banging XXXP Pro while Vista was still issuing safe download warnings.

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  67. Parent not a troll by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 0

    Parent is not a troll. Jeez, the MS fanbois are out in force today.

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    1. Re:Parent not a troll by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Parent is not a troll. Jeez, the MS fanbois are out in force today.


      Of course they are. A screw-up this big is a Red Alert, All Hands to Your Astroturfing Stations.
  68. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by kylegordon · · Score: 1

    You don't need to go to Pirate Bay at all for Vista SP1 or XP SP3. They are both available on WindowsUpdate if you make one change to your registry to permit downloading of the patch. I wrote briefly about such a feature here

  69. What's the true story????? by jbr439 · · Score: 1

    Did these people get what they (somewhat) deserve for downloading and applying an officially not-ready-for-prime-time update, or were they the victims of automatic update of a badly tested official update.

  70. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Coopjust · · Score: 1

    Uh, none of the SP1 prerequisite updates require 3 step reboots. I installed SP1 in a virtual machine- it's the only Vista update to date that has a "Step 3 of 3". Article is pure FUD.

  71. The fix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this problem on a patch that a part of the SP1 update. It's grub... it tries to rewrite the bootloader and grub makes it angry, just pull it then patch.

  72. Coffin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vista is the coffin for Microsoft, by revealing core incompetencies.

  73. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Coopjust · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those registry edits force the release candidates, which are more stable than betas but are still not intended for widespread public consumption. That's meant to let hobbyists run on non production machines.

  74. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by dugn · · Score: 1

    100% accurate - and /. needs to check their facts. No one is receiving this through Automatic Updates (the agent that runs in the background periodically checking for updates and downloading them when available). Only beta testers using pre-release software could even receive this through what's called AU. Some facts are missing. And pre-release software is being used.

  75. Bill Gates Knows & I quote: by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates: "Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning."

    Unfortunately, you have to put what you have learned into practice a lot better than we are hearing.

  76. Slow down? by PRMan · · Score: 1

    It took 7 years to get Vista out the door. If they slowed down any more, they would be stopped!

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  77. What's rolling out via Windows Update by Tauvix · · Score: 2, Informative
    The patch that is rolling out via Windows Update is part of the Vista SP1 pre-patches.

    This installed on my production machine Wednesday:

    KB937287

    Description from Microsoft's Support Site:

    This article describes the prerequisite software updates that apply to versions of Windows Vista that are mentioned in the "Applies to" section. These software updates are a prerequisite for Windows Vista Service Pack 1 (SP1). Additionally, these updates help improve reliability when you install or remove Windows Vista SP1.

    Two or three additional software updates are required before you install Windows Vista SP1. The software updates that are required depend on the version of Windows Vista that you want to upgrade. Prerequisite update 935509 that is listed in this article only applies to Windows Vista Enterprise and to Windows Vista Ultimate. The other prerequisite updates that are listed in this article apply to all versions of Windows Vista.
    1. Re:What's rolling out via Windows Update by nulldaemon · · Score: 1

      Someone mod parent post up. My dad's computer won't start since this morning, and the only possible reason could be a windows update.

  78. Decoupling is good, even if it means duplicates by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Such duplicates is, or can be, good management. It allows decoupling of development, so important bug fixes in one part of the tool chain can be released without waiting for another part of the tool chain which might be under a major rewrite.

    Major free software packages like gcc does the same, include their own copy of various utilities and libraries. Doing so provides the best of two worlds, it allows code sharing at the development plane, while avoiding the coupling usually associated with using some other projects code.

    There is a tiny price in disk usage for the end user, but a price worth paying for not having to wait an additional year for new features, because release schedules have to get synchronized.

    To get the full benefit it is necessary to have established clear ownership of the various components, and have a strong ethics with regard to making sure changes are propagated back "upstream". Such an ethics is evolving in the free software world.

    I have no idea if the situation is similar inside Microsoft, but the basic mechanisms favoring decoupling certainly exists within a large company as well.

  79. ASUS P5N-E by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Informative

    It may well not be SP1.

    A very large number of owners of ASUS P5N-E motherboards are reporting the same issue simply with recent updates. It's quite likely the SP1 update is simply triggering the same issue.

    Here's a google search on the issue. You'll notice a common thread is that P5N-E owners have the issue, users of other motherboards don't see it.

    It's been happening since mid January, from what I can gather, and I'm not finding any solutions to it yet.

  80. !news by jrothwell97 · · Score: 1

    Breaking news: software patch causes errors on some systems. Slashdotters say "Vista sucks".

    While Vista does, indeed, suck, errors from patches/upgrades are no new thing. They've been around for donkey's years - and, yes, they appear on OS X and Linux too.

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  81. More FUD by NameIsDavid · · Score: 1

    Major inaccuracy alert, starting with the fact that Vista SP1 is *not* yet rolling out via Windows Update. The article linked in the OP refers to Vista SP1 RC Refresh. This is a release candidate version of SP1, which means it's a publically available release but one that is still part of the beta program. To obtain the update, you need to implement a specific registry edit or Windows Update will not find and install it. The RTM version of SP1 is not yet out officially, although the stand-alone installers for both 32- and 64-bit versions are riding the torrents.

  82. Re:Just desserts? by KillerBob · · Score: 1

    My Vista-based HTPC did its automatic update routine on Wednesday. Among the updates were updates for MS Office/MS Works (odd, because neither is installed on the HTPC... noticed the same with my XP-based laptop... that one actually does have Office 2003 installed, but still no MS Works, likewise my PC at work). Nowhere did it ask about, or offer, Vista SP1.

    Unless MS has broken from its time-honoured tradition of releasing all of the monthly updates in a batch on the 2nd Tuesday of the month, I detect the faint aroma of bovine scat.

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  83. Lock Out by meclamar · · Score: 0

    Here I am getting used to M$ and their goal of vendor lock-in and they turn the tables on me...with vendor lock-out.

  84. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by MaXMC · · Score: 1

    Well... the one from Piratebay does exactly as the summary suggests, but it reboots like 3-4 times and then it goes through and works like a charm.

  85. Re:You are making this stuff up. by mgblst · · Score: 1

    Really? I don't know when you last read slashdot, but I have seen lots of criticism for both Apple, Firefox, and even Linux, about half of it by fanboys such as yourself.

    PS. Most of us here do hate Microsoft, and will make any attempt to descredit them, especially for reasable issues like this one. Microsoft are the only major operating system to employ such draconian measures as WGA, so we will laugh and point when it stuff up. Maybe we all like Slashdot, as it has been for years, and it is you who should find somewhere to complain to...there are plenty of pro-microsoft sites out there.

  86. Your Time is Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this comes from a company that says 'If you use open source, you must think your time is worthless'.

    So Microsoft, will you compensate me for the time I spend fixing my system? Since my time is not 'worthless' and I paid $X dollars for your OS, I do think I am entitled to some compensation.

    Oh, wait, reading the license terms, "NO WARRANTY" or "FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE"..hmm, looks like the same license terms for FREE software, except I didn't pay for the latter.

    My time certainly isn't free, so either compensate me, or I will continue using more free software.

    K, thx bye!

    1. Re:Your Time is Worthless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Microsoft aren't interested in compensating you for the time involved in you illegally downloading a Service Pack that you shouldn't have had access to and was labelled 'Beta'.

      In other news, Magnum Research denied a refund to some guy that stole one of their pistols then shot himself with it. Crazy!

  87. What about my windows?? by dogganos · · Score: 1

    Mine say 'KDE initializing' when booting. AM I AFFECTED??

    1. Re:What about my windows?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but there's no cure for stoopid.

  88. My P5N-E is working, for the record. by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

    This is obviously completely anecdotal, but I torrented a version of SP1 for Vista 64 and installed it just fine on my desktop machine running Ultimate on a P5N-E/Wifi-AP (the wifi bit is just a wireless card stuck on one of the USB headers). However, I installed a BIOS update that was released a week or two before SP1 RTM hit the torrent sites, so that may be related to why I'm not having trouble but many other users are.

    1. Re:My P5N-E is working, for the record. by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      According to someone on a forum (Microsoft) who also has this motherboard, he states he just needed to disable the JMicron SATA controller in BIOS in order for it to finish.

      Do you have this controller enabled?

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    2. Re:My P5N-E is working, for the record. by Xocet_00 · · Score: 1

      Ah, that makes sense. My drives are using the Intel RAID controller, and since I don't have any eSATA devices, I have the JMicron controller disabled.

      A good thing to know though, in case I ever run into trouble. Thanks for the tip.

  89. SP1 Is available for download... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a lot of BS in this forum. Let me say once and for all that SP1 is available NOW for MSDN and Technet subscribers.

    There are three downloads, a DVD image, an x86 .exe and an x64 .exe.

    Read here if you don't believe me:

    http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx [microsoft.com]

    In addition the "news" report about install issues was gleaned from a forum that was discussing the earlier RC build of SP1, this is NOT the final SP1 that is available now.

    H

  90. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. Hack your registry to get a service pack that isn't ready to be released yet, and then complain that it broke your system. Brilliant.

  91. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    The Vista SP1 on most BitTorrent web sites is RC2 hacked to look like RTM, no wonder people installing it are having issues. Might also have a few trojans as well in it.

    I only get Microsoft service packs from Microsoft, less trojans and less hacked betas that look like the real thing.

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  92. Huh? There is no SP1 in the repository! by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 0

    I run Debian Sid, which normally gets the latest and greatest of anything. I have checked more than half a dozen of the most common repositories, but no luck. No "sp1", no "SP1", no nothing. Could someone please give me a pointer to an updated one so I can edit my precious /etc/apt/sources.list.

    Linux rulez!

  93. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Pizentios · · Score: 1

    Well from what i can tell, the title of the story is wrong. It's not Vista Service Pack 1 that is causing the issue, it's some other update (they are pre req's for vista service pack 1 which are public and are downloadable through automatic updates), they are required for SP1 when it's released in March.

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  94. Re:It's a turd by dustmite · · Score: 1

    Uh, yeah moderators, an anonymous coward who generalises and calls people retards and idiots gets "+3 insightful" and a moderate fact-based response gets flamebait. Whatever. There's a special place reserved in hell for you biased /. moderators.

  95. users affected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's unclear how many users are affected. Apparently it is more than one, so I can say with confidence it is both of them.
  96. Utter Baloney by Lagged2Death · · Score: 1

    The forum post was written over two weeks ago (27 Jan), so it's not about something brand new. It clearly discusses an "SP1 RC," i.e. a Release Candidate, that is, a beta. Not SP1 final, not something automatically pushed through Windows Update.

    None of the important points made in this story post are true. It's utter baloney. Worse than that, it's incredibly obviously baloney. This story should be deleted. Even if you hate Microsoft, libel isn't nice.

    Shame on Slashdot for falling for this.

  97. Oh dear by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 2, Informative

    Echostorm writes with word that Windows Vista SP1, which began rolling out via Automatic Update, has left some users' machines unbootable.


    Oh slashdot, how you have become the Fox News of the IT world. Fact: SP1 has not been on automatic update yet, and won't be for a couple of weeks yet.

    To echo what others have said, let's not let simple things like facts get in the way of good journalism.

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  98. I'm now waiting for Service Pack #2 by grikdog · · Score: 1

    SP 1 was available early to OEM's, IIRC. This does not bode well for ordinary "Home Premium" schmucks who'd rather be using Leopard.

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  99. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    Wrong. It's available to MSDN users http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/windowsvista/bb898842.aspx

    They've actually fixed the two bugs I reported - domain prefixes not working properly and slow network transfer over gigabit ethernet.

  100. My situation by Bando20 · · Score: 1

    Ok this is my situation, I custom built my PC, I DID NOT download any SP1 or any other unlicensed software for windows, my computer worked fine last night and it installed an Automatic update from Microsft and I was prompted to install from update center. I ok'd it and when it restarted this morning I get this stage 1,2 3 0% bull. Nothing works, no safe mode I am gonna have to restore. This is an actual issue and not some dumb beta thing people pirating got. I dont know if this is just a regular update or some pre-SP1 thing, but reguardless it was an official Vista patch and it bugged my system and what seems to be many others. Anyone affected with this is just gonna have to restore because even if Microsoft gets a fix there is no way to implement it to your machine because you cant get into windows, so restore, restart and hope to god someone fixes it.

  101. Re:It's a turd by jdinkel · · Score: 1

    I've had more problems with it in one year than I've had with all other versions of Windows over ten years, and that's not an exaggeration Then I'm guessing you never used Windows ME.
  102. Re:Just desserts? by jdinkel · · Score: 1

    The summary is wrong. The forum thread is talking about the RC of SP1.

  103. "Fair and Balanced" News For Nerds by westlake · · Score: 1
    This is taking slashvertisments to the preschool tantrum level.

    You are being far too charitable.

    The Slashdot "editor" - and I use the word loosely - leads with any story slamming Microsoft and Vista, no matter how transparently flawed or fraudulent on its face.

    The crapflood has been building ever since Microsoft posted its first and second quarterly returns.

    ____

    The W3Schools OS Platform Stats are out for January.

    With Vista positioned to overtake OSX and Linux in a month or two. Not a bad showing for an OS whose greatest strength has been in the Premium and Ultimate OEM consumer install.

  104. Current delay in release = "beta" for drivers by bkaul · · Score: 1

    According to MS' official statements, a good portion of the reason they're not releasing it via Windows Update until March is to give hardware manufacturers time to fix the remaining driver compatibility issues. If people have chosen to download a copy via bittorrent or other file sharing networks, it's at their own risk. MS hasn't made it publicly available yet.

  105. Much faster in SP1. by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    The infinite loop is much faster in SP1...

  106. Vista SP1 is not on Automatic Update yet. by kiwioddBall · · Score: 1

    This story is factually incorrect...
    Anyone who did get Vista SP1 on Auto Updates must have hacked their registry to get the RC rollout (fools!) Why apply RC's to prod machines..
    The forum entry in the link specifically says Release Candidate.
    FUD!!
    How does Slashdot get away with crap journalism like this? They should get their ass sued off!

  107. Free help with your nVidia laptop video drivers by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The people may give you free help with your nVidia laptop video drivers: LaptopVideo2Go

    Worked for me. I found a driver for an old Toshiba laptop that runs my 24 inch monitor at 90 degree (vertical) rotation.

  108. Re:Just desserts? by mnslinky · · Score: 1

    Ok, after some research, people who are having problems appear to be the one's downloading the RC for SP1. Currently, aside from specific beta testers and some members of MSDN, you can only get this update from Bit Torrent. If that is truly the case, my original comment stands. If you're a retard who's going to download the latest SP before it's officially released, you get what you have coming.

    Also, my guess is that many of those downloading the torrent version of the service pack are those who are running 'non-authentic' versions of Vista. Yes, I'm implying they're stolen or unregistered copies.

    Hey mods. Just because you don't agree with a comment doesn't mean it's flamebait or that I'm a troll. If I was going to troll the forums, why wouldn't I post anonymously?

  109. THANK GOD! by killmofasta · · Score: 1

    For early adopters.
    Although for some, it was a forced adoption.
    Looks like there will be a Microsoft Windows Vista SP1.1 update...

    ( how many .s do they need? )

  110. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you run a sc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the last related article I found quite a few things, google will tell you a small script will modify your registry to have windows updates allow you to download the service pack. Worked well for me, just installed it tonight.

  111. this news is pure FUD by thisispurefud · · Score: 1

    this news is pure FUD

  112. Re:You are making this stuff up. by BadOPCode · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for a bug to touch some of the WGA system. Particular since so many hackers have taken to breaking it. It's just a matter of time before one of their WGA fixes breaks the system for the innocent people. Copy protection has never worked. The worst part is the more extreme these software companies get with the copy protection the more likely it won't work for paying customers who legitimately bought the software and only the pirated versions with the copy protection works as intended. Amazing, no one has learned this lesson from the last time software companies went hell bent with the idea of copy protection in the C64 days.

  113. they just forgot one thing by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    A big fucking button that says, "skip this shit and boot MOFO"

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  114. Vista is a turd by dustmite · · Score: 1

    You guys can say what you want, but this is why I look at slashdot less and less

    Good, please leave, thanks! This is our little place to bash MS and we like it that way.

    Oh, and just for the record, I've been using Vista since it was released and it's a stinking turd-pile, I've had more problems with it in one year than I've had with all other versions of Windows over ten years, and that's not an exaggeration. I could write a several-page essay just summing up the main points here, but that would be tedious. In all though I've easily lost several weeks of time just tracking down and fixing Vista problems, and still they come. So take your astroturfing propaganda elsewhere. Vista's a certified turd.

  115. Re:It's a turd by dustmite · · Score: 1

    I have, but thankfully not very much. I've used every Windows version since Windows 3.1. 98 crashed a lot, so it's a close crappiness contest between Vista and 98, but Vista is FAR more bloated and slow, and although it doesn't crash often, badly broken in many other respects.

  116. Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the original poster here's an update on my side of the story. Disclaimer this was not an update for SP1 proper - it was a predeployment security update FOR SP1 according to Vista dev blogs, released 2/12/2008 through Windows update.

    3 hours on the phone with Microsoft Technical Support did not get me anywhere except to a "professional level technician" that asked me right off the bat to pay $249 for the incident support. After expressing my incredulity at such a ridiculous offer for their own security patch deployment screw up, I asked to talk to her manager and eventually he called back 12 hours later to sympathize with me that he has no idea what is going on from over in Bangladore.

    So unlike some lucky few who have been able to find a restore point, I was unable to find a restore point let alone my harddisks! To add insult to injury apparently during the course of Vista's development they convenients and subversively caused a massive support problem with Intel RAID controllers. Just so happens that my system disks were configured in a RAID-1 array. I loaded every single instantiation of RAID drivers circa 1994 - and NOTHING worked to have Windows Setup see my installations - so in essence: NO RESTORE POINT FOR YOU.

    At this point I was crippled, no access to the OS, no way to break through this endless bricking loop, no way to restore to a previous point, and yet paradoxically through the Windows Vista System Repair environment's cmd I still had full access to my C:\ contents -- IN MY RAID1 CONFIGURATION!

    So short of xcopying everything out of my RAID1, I broke my RAID1 array via my RAID BIOS (After much searching to ensure this indeed is non-destructive since the BIOS does warn you twice that EVERYTHING WILL BE DELETED, I finally found comfort at Intel's own website (http://www.intel.com/support/chipsets/imsm/sb/CS-022836.htm) that RAID1 can be broken without any data loss.

    So I now have to migrate my data out, reinstall Windows, and salvage my files in a new install. This would be easy except for the fact that I had over 100 applications installed (now to REINSTALL), and 1TB worth of data to sort through.

    Points Learned:
    Microsoft Sucks (Relearned)
    Microsoft Windows Vista Sucks (Relearned)
    Microsoft Windows Update should BE TURNED OFF from Automatic Updates (Not feasible or practicle, but I'd rather be hacked and whored than risk losing ALL MY FILES again due to stupidity rather than devious ingenuity)
    RAID with Windows is trouble (sync a backup instead daily, or image weekly)
    A likely culprit: AVG may be contributory to this problem
    And did I mention, Microsoft Sucks?

    Microsoft you owe me 14 hrs of my time

  117. Like those have problems! by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    Thats about 0.5% of the market, and because they are so small, I bet Matrox makes damn sure their drivers are good to not piss of their base.
    But there are like 10 variations in intel embedded gfx chips, so we can possibly blame intel.

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  118. I thought the whole world is anti ms by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I cannot name or find one person (unless they financially benefit) that likes MS.

    Its like someone loving their income tax assessor agent from the govt.

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  119. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This problem isn't from SP1 itself, but from the prerequisite updates that microsoft HAS rolled out automatically. These updates are automatically dowloaded and installed by any machine set up in default configuration.

  120. Sheesh, what a joke by chazmonious · · Score: 1

    I thought I struck gold when googling and got this thread, which exactly explains the issue I am having with someone's laptop. This older person is totally lost and now has this problem. I thought there might be an answer when I saw this thread, but after sifting through all the useless responses that were doing nothing to try to help out with the actual problem, I gave up. Forgive me if i missed the answer buried in the mountain of arrogant bravo sierra. I'll look elsewhere. Again, I apologize to anyone who was trying to take this thread seriously, especially the person who posted originally. I feel your pain.

  121. Re:Vista SP1 isn't public yet, unless you pirate i by Trixie64 · · Score: 1

    No shit, Sherlock!!

    READ THIS CAREFULLY. THE PROBLEM ISN'T WITH SP1. THE PROBLEM IS WITH A BUNCH OF UPDATES RELEASED BY MICROSOFT IN ADVANCE OF THE RELEASE OF SP1. ONE OF THESE UPDATES TOTALLY F**KS YOUR COMPUTER.

    Now, more calmly. The updates downloaded and installed onto my puter on Saturday via Windows auto updates. They need a reboot to configure and install, so you don't see the effects until your next restart. Sunday morning and I had a computer that was completely stuck in a loop for 5 hours before I finally pulled the plug.

    Microsopt have now acknowledged that one of these updates is the problem. You are left with a system which is as much use as a chocolate fireguard.

    Solution
    1. Boot into safe mode if you can (I could).

    2. Find a system restore point - I had to roll back to 6th Feb

    3. SWITCH OF AUTO UPDATES OR YOU'LL BE BACK WHERE YOU STARTED

    4. Residual effect is that keyboard driver irretrievably trashed, have no spacebar, return or backspace, so using another keyboard with a different driver.

    5. Check out

    http://forums.microsoft.com/TechNet/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=2748299&SiteID=17

    This will tell you all you need to know.

    Suffice to say that the site has had 28,000 hits so far.

    Microsoft have issued a single statement confirming the problem and that are investigation.

    JUST TO REPEAT FOR THE HARD OF THINKING, THIS IS NOT SP1, THIS WAS UDATES REQUIRED IF YOU ARE GOING TO INSTALL SP1 WHEN IT IS FINALLY RELEASED. THESE UPDATES WERE RELEASED BY MICROSOFT AND AUTOMATICALLY INSTALLED ON YOUR PUTER IF YOU HAD AUTO UPDATES ENABLED. THERE IS NO PIRATING INVOLVED. THERE ARE NO DODGY SITES INVOLVED. MICROSOFT HAVE RELEASED A CRITICAL UPDATE WHICH TRASHES YOUR PUTER.

    Now I can only assume that there have been very few posts since Friday because all of you lot who stated that problems were due to people trying to pirate SP1 are now unable to get your puters to boot, let alone get on-line because tyou pooh-poohed the whole thing. OK, the title of thhe article is misleading, but if you'd bothered to read any of the posts from affected users, you would have seen that this was a huge problem and bog all do do with pirating.

    To rub salt into the wound, this problem was discovered when SP1 RC was released to beta testers. The testers had to install the 6 prerequisite updates before they could install SP1. They hit the same wall. Yet Microsoft have done nothing about this problem and have released it as an automatic update. You really couldn't make this up.

    I'm now faced with a 150Gb backup and a clean re-install of Vista, except that the microsoft update has trashed so much of my system that I can't boot from the recovery partition or even the recovery DVD.

    2 hrs on the phone to Dell and another 2 to Microsoft. Nether can sort it and Microsoft admit it is their problem!!!!! I certainly wasn't the first caller today and I don't think I was the last.

    I'm sorry if I've come over a bit sharp, but I've just spent 36 hours dealing with a problem that some of you say doesn't exist. Thanks for the help, folks, I'll be going to a site which has people who know what they're talking about, rather than coming here to be told it's my own fault because I did something that I didn't even do in the first place. Grow up!!