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  1. The time is nigh... on A Robot Carries Humans, Another One Plays Flute · · Score: 3, Funny

    They came, they carried, they conquered.

  2. IT! on Does IT Matter? · · Score: 1

    IT may not matter, but it's still better than dealing with the airlines.

  3. They're in Competition with Epson on So, HP, What Exactly Are You Trying To Sell Us? · · Score: 1

    What are they trying to sell?

    Tiny Flying Robots

  4. Qualifications? on CMU Unveils Robot Hall Of Fame · · Score: 1

    I would like to point out that 1/2 of the inductees have never existed as real robots, and also that at least 1/4 are actually midgets in a trashcan.

  5. Patriot Act on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 2, Funny

    The sad thing is, you've just committed a felony. Don't worry, the FBI will be there shortly.

  6. Re:Moderate Tweaks on A Practical Approach To Shushing Your PC · · Score: 1

    Wow! A 40 decibel increase in your fan noise and you don't take drastic measures? The decibel scale is logarithmic so a 40dB would mean your fans began making 10^40 times more noise.

  7. Re:Billy Tauzin, Web Pioneer! on Valenti to Step Down; Tauzin May Head MPAA · · Score: 2, Informative

    He's using Google's MentalPlex search technology. Come on, get with the times.

  8. My Dad's PC ate my homework. on Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm writing to share a tragic little story.

    My Dad has a PC that my sister and I used to use for our homework assignments. One night, I was writing a paper on it, when all of a sudden it went berserk, the screen started flashing, and the whole paper just disappeared. All of it. And it was a good paper! I had to cram and rewrite it really quickly. Needless to say, my rushed paper wasn't nearly as good, and I blame that PC for the grade I got.

    I'm happy to report that my sister and I now share an Apple PowerBook. It's a lot nicer to work on than my dad's PC was, it hasn't let me down once, and my grades have all been really good.

    Thanks, Apple.

    Ellen Feiss

  9. Re:Apple for x86! on Apple, Scully, And Intel vs. Motorola · · Score: 1

    'K' is better than 'i'? Please.

    'K'==75
    'i'==105

    In all my experiences with math, 105>75. Take another example: Windows vs. Linux. Windows is at 2003, Mandrake and Slackware are at 9.1. Windows is better. QED

  10. Verizon on Nokia Investigating Reported Cell Phone Explosions · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you hear me now?

    *BOOM*

  11. Re:Let calculate Pi! on New Seti@Home Client to be Open to Other Projects · · Score: 2, Funny

    I build my own program that does this. I got the results back, too! It was really fast.

    3.141
    >Repeat found. The number "1" has been repeated.

  12. Re:Wow... it must really suck hard! on Final Matrix Set for Synchronous Release · · Score: 1

    What's 81.9% of 0?

  13. It looks like it's returning to that moon... on New Moon System Around Uranus · · Score: 1

    "That's no moon, It's a space station!"

  14. Switch on EU Parliament Approves Software Patents · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was, like, working on this lawsuit on my, like, computer. Then suddenly, it was like beep, beep, and all my evidence was gone. It was, like, a very good lawsuit

    My name's Darl McBride and I'm a CEO

  15. Wowbagger The Infinitely Prolonged on The Oldest Mouse Contest · · Score: 1

    I know, you could spend your eternally lasting life travelling around the Universe insulting people! Just to make it more interesting, why not give it a go in alphabetic order! That's what I would do.

  16. Skynet confirms it on Telstar 4 is Down · · Score: 1

    It is official; Skynet now confirms: Telstar 4 is dying.
    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered sattellite community when Skynet confirmed that Skynet 4 downlink has dropped yet again, now to ZERO PERCENT of all broadcasts. Coming on the heels of a recent Skynet release which plainly states that Telstar 4 was to be replaced by a newer satellite, Telstar 8. This news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Telstar is collapsing in complete disarray.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amazingkreskin.com] to predict Telstar 4's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Telstar faces a bleak, orbit decaying future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Telstar 4 because Telstar 4 is dying. Things are looking very bad for Telstar. As many of us are already aware, Telstar 4 continues to lose market share.

    Telstar 4 is the most endangered satellite of them all, having lost 100% of its rebroadcast ability. The TVs are bare, static flows like a river of blood. There can no longer be any doubt: Telstar 4 is dying.

    All major surveys show that Telstar 4 has steadily declined in quality. Telstar 4 is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Telstar is to survive at all it will be among satellite dilettante dabblers who care not for the One True Satellite: Telstar 8. Telstar 4's orbit continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Telstar 4 is dead.

    Note to parent: NEVER use the words "confirms" and "dead" in the same sentence

  17. Re:YAY! on Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete · · Score: 1

    On what planet do you live that you have 6 month years? Here on Earth 18 months is 1 1/2 years

    He was speaking in terms of metric years.

  18. Re:But... on Current Thoughts in String Theory · · Score: 1

    Close, but not quite. Quantum Physics both exists and does not exist at the same time. That is, until you observe it, then it is just confusing.

  19. A Shocking Announcement on Why Johnny Can't Handwrite · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Cursive is dying

    One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered handwriting community when IAMPETH confirmed that the cursive market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all children. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that cursive has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Cursive is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in a recent comprehensive literary test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amazingkreskin.com] to predict cursive's future. The hand writing (printed) is on the wall: cursive faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for cursive because cursive is dying. Things are looking very bad for cursive. As many of us are already aware, cursive continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood.

    Calligraphy is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core penmen. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time calligraphers Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: calligraphy is dying.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Handwriting leader Theo states that there are 7000 literate people. How many users of cursive are there? Let's see. The number of literate versus cursive posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 cursive users. Cursive posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of printed posts. Therefore there are only about 700 users of cursive. A recent article put cursive at about 80 percent of the cursive market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 cursive writers. This is consistent with the number of Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Cursive Handwriting Lessons went out of business and was taken over by Write Cursive Good, who sell another troubled writing style. Now WCG is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that cursive has steadily declined in market share. cursive is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If cursive is to survive at all it will be among writing dilettante dabblers. cursive continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, cursive is dead.

    Fact: cursive is dying

  20. When Copy Protection Fails on When Copy Protection Fails · · Score: 1

    WARNING: Condition is always true in function slashdot.readStory(64137);

  21. Re:Are you watching USPTO? on Wireless Charging your Handhelds? · · Score: 1

    Yes, I can see it now... "method and device for transmitting power by means of inductive coupling".

    No, no, no. It'll be for a "method and device for transmitting power by means of inductive coupling on the web"

  22. Where is everybody? on Do-Not-Email Registries? · · Score: 1

    First post...

    2 1/2 hours after the story was shown? I feel strangely alone.

  23. Re:My review of FreeBSD 5.0 on FreeBSD 5.0 Available · · Score: 1

    it runs win2k just fine, which has many BSD elements in it

    Shouldn't that be BSOD elements?

  24. My Favorite Debugger on How Would You Improve Today's Debugging Tools? · · Score: 1

    The only tool that I use for debugging is cout. What more could you possibly need. :)

  25. You Forgot on HOWTO: Annoy a Spammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    * I am Alan Ralsky, you insensitive clod!