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  1. Re:Clarification, please ... on Coding School 'The Iron Yard' Announces Closure of All 15 Campuses (ajc.com) · · Score: 1

    Free online tutorials, q/a forums like StackOverflow, Youtube posts.

  2. Re:updates resume on Many Firms Are 'AI Washing' Claims of Intelligent Products (axios.com) · · Score: 1

    I will introduce "typos" to my resume: "AI ded users with em AI l configuration"

  3. "We lose money on every sale, but make up for it in volume !"

  4. Shooting nekkid chix on Ask Slashdot: What Are The Lesser-Known Roles Of The IT Department? · · Score: 4, Informative

    I was the web/IT guy for an adult photography company. This company used to take test poloroids of in-coming models, to shop them around to the publishers, to determine if any of the publishers wanted the model to be featured in a layout. Now comes the advent of the digital camera, which would allow these test shots to be disseminated faster, and with less complications. So, being the IT guy, I'm tasked with working the digital camera, taking pictures of naked women in various poses, which jump-started a sideline business of being a nude (the girls, not me) photographer.
    And fueling a major portion of my sex life.

  5. Guess that master's degree came in handy, then

  6. The only way to do that would be to greatly simplify government or have many more aides ... or you can have more lobbyists help them make decisions,,,,

  7. Giving or receiving ?

  8. Dunno what the hell he's talking about; just the hardware group alone will be more than 2 pizzas

  9. ... probably would've cost them more.
    Then, lost customers.

    Well played, ransomers, well played

  10. Re:2020 Move over Etherium. on NYTimes: Move Over, Bitcoin. Ether Is the Digital Currency of the Moment. (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Peasant! Unobtanium is the Coin of the Realm.

  11. You won't be able to use your currency because there will be so many types, that you'll first hafta get it converted.

  12. As if... on Amazon Plans Cuts to Shed Whole Foods' Pricey Image (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    ... I want some robot selecting my produce!
    Will robots be able to tell the difference between brown spots on a ripe banana and bruises?
    Will it be able to feel the soft spot on an apple and know that it'll turn mushy in a couple days?
    Will it be able to choose 4 mangoes, in different stages of ripeness, so that they won't ripen all at the same time?
    Or that the strawberries don't look ripe enough to buy, and that I'm better off not buying them?

  13. Re:Backing up important data on Google Drive Will Soon Back Up Your Entire Computer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Porn-stash

  14. Will I hafta put a collar around every blade of grass?

  15. Leaving cycles to refactor code ... on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some 'Best Practices' IT Should Avoid At All Costs? (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    Because if it's been delivered and it works, there will be no time to clean it up.

  16. Re:Google doesn't have the numbers to justify cust on Google Hires Key Apple Chip Architect To Build Custom Chips For Pixel Phones (variety.com) · · Score: 1

    If you're referring to the numbers after the dollar-sign, I think they do...

  17. Has the performance of Apple's chips outpaced Qualcomm's so much that Google will see any major improvement from making their own custom?

  18. Unfashionable Neighborhood Detected ... on Cook Says Apple Is Focusing on Making an Autonomous Car System (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    ... a new destination has been selected for you - your convenient Apple Store.

  19. Adam Ruins Everything on What Are Some Documentaries and TV Shows That You Recommend To Others? · · Score: 1

    Adam Ruins Everything is worth checking out

  20. ... finding a worm in an Apple.
    Finding half a worm.

  21. Can I develop for the iPhone(swift) on it?

  22. Options to bypass the patent on Price-gouging Maker of EpiPen Literally Said That Critics Can Go Fuck Themselves (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    If Mylan has s patent on the delivery system:
    Put epinephrine into a small tranquilizer dart and put it into a small, derringer-like pistol.

  23. The rise of the corporate cyber mercenary on Congressman Proposes Organizations Should Be Allowed To 'Hack Back' (engadget.com) · · Score: 2

    Laying waste to rival corps' data, exposing their internal emails and phone conferences.
    Wasn't there an RPG like this?

  24. Re:It's all in a slogan on Hillary Clinton Rips 'Bankrupt' DNC Data Operation (axios.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, oddly enough they voted for Obama's campaign slogan: "Change".
    People feeling the squeeze of falling jobs, falling incomes, immigration pressures saw Clinton as a continuation of policies that had given them the shaft for the last 20+ years.

    The same way that people came to the conclusion that any change in the healthcare system was worth a shot, so they viewed Trump.

  25. Was someone just typing in random url's or ip addresses with random sub-directories and .... surprise??