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  1. Re:Getting faster on 10Gbps Wireless Transfers · · Score: 5, Funny

    10 gbps/day increase. Kiss our asses, Moore.

  2. Of course not... on Ballmer Sees Free Software as Enemy No. 1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the no-comment-on-enemy-number-two dept.

    Would you talk negatively about your own company?

  3. Re:Who will it be? on Brains on a Chip · · Score: 2, Funny

    by silicon_synapse on 16:34 17th October, 2002 (#4474477)

    I find your name quite appropriate for this story. You used your amazing silicon brain to compute the chances of this story happening when you registered your account, didn't you?

  4. Malcolm X on The Nation of Macintosh? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought of Malcolm X as a RISCOS guy myself. Hmm, I guess the X is pretty signifigant evidence against that.

  5. Spooky on Build Your Own Carnival Ride · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their web server's in for one hell of a dark ride.

  6. The Definitive... on Books on Programming Theory? · · Score: 5, Informative
  7. Re: Oh, come ON... on Microsoft Settlement Compliance Criticized · · Score: 2

    So how come we're not bombing Microsoft?

    You've seen how unpredictable compiled versions of Windows are. Now imagine PURE, RAW, UNREFINED WINDOWS JUICE (WITH PULP!!!)! You see, the government doesn't want to take out Redmond in it's entirety.

  8. It's been a while... on Use Linux to Reduce Your Power Bill · · Score: 1

    Linux provides complete TCP/IP functionality, PPP...

    God, I need to update my kernel. When the hell did Linux get those, anyway?

  9. Re:Oh no... on New RedHat Kernel Patch Illegal to Explain to U.S. Users · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not that Clinton didn't understand the law, he was just *slurp* distracted at the *slurp* time.

  10. Finally... on Robert Love Explains Variable HZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    An overclockable operating system. You wouldn't believe how long I've waited for this. Now where do I get a software heatsink?

  11. Would somebody mind explaining to me... on The Sinking Ship that is AOL · · Score: 2

    from the bailing-out-the-titanic-with-a-teaspon dept.

    what the hell a teaspon is?

  12. It goes like this: on Retailers Won't Sell New Acclaim Game · · Score: 5, Funny

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  13. Re:Employ him! on Rogue and Tetris ported to . . . . . Diablo II?!?! · · Score: 3, Informative

    your internet browser turns into a pacman clone

    Not that that would be too particularly innovative.

  14. Re:not a winmodem... on Dreamcast Modem Is Reverse Engineered · · Score: 1

    It can run Windows CE, but it doesn't by default. WinCE was meant as a way to port games from x86 Windows to Dreamcast easier, and was used a few times. For the most part, though, developers opted to run closer to the metal than WinCE allowed.

  15. Re:EULA changes? on New "Secure" Xbox Cracked In Under A Week · · Score: 1

    walmart.com has lindows equipped thing that's far more useful then a xbox and it counts as an actual linux sale

    Where's the fun in that? Hackers are more likely to get interested in weird hardware than some cheap, off the shelf Walmart machine. It's just more exciting that way.

  16. Hrmm on If Programming Languages Could Speak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...a delightfully playful answer to the the question, "[what] if programming languages could speak, really speak, not just crunch bytes and stream bits, they would have much to say that is both wise and profound.""

    Wait a second, that's not even a question. In fact, the whole statement doesn't make any sense.

  17. Amazing! on Exchange Email Addresses With A Handshake · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if we could get a long chain of people, maybe we could use them instead of ethernet cable!

  18. Re:Uhh... on Tux Vs Clippy - New XBox Game · · Score: 5, Interesting
    With some crafty loopback skillz, I figured out that it is binary compatible, but sadly I don't have framebuffer device support in my kernel, so the game won't run. I really don't feel like going through the trouble. But, if you do have fb support, here's what I did to get it kinda running:

    1. Download the iso
    2. mount -t iso9660 -o loop tux_vs_clippy_021006.iso /mnt/loop
    3. mount -t iso9660 -o loop /mnt/loop/rootfs /mnt/loop2
    4. cp -r /mnt/loop2/usr/local/xgame /usr/local
    5. export LD_LIBRARY_PATH=/usr/local/xgame/lib/xgame
    6. chmod 777 /usr/local/xgame/run/log (or run it as root, but that's not really a good idea)
    7. /usr/local/xgame/bin/xgame
    You're on your own after that point, sorry.
  19. Re:helper program calling on Deciding On The Future of Linux · · Score: 1

    Actually, you can already do this, but I agree with the first reply to your comment, it shouldn't be done in the kernel. But Linux has a cool little feature called BINFMT_MISC. It was originally designed for running Java applets and the like just as you would any other binary, but you could also do some other really cool things with it. For example, back when my PC Comms Link worked, I could have Playstation binaries uploaded and ran on my psx from the console. It was neat. I also got it to run Sega Genesis rom images on DGen. All in all, a very cool little feature.

  20. Uhh... on Tux Vs Clippy - New XBox Game · · Score: 1

    Is xbox-linux binary compatible with Linux on a standard x86 pc? I guess I'll mount the iso loopback and see, as soon as the damn thing finishes downloading...

  21. Re:Looks like we need a poll on Deciding On The Future of Linux · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How about A) A graphics layer worth shit?

  22. iPod update on Weekend Apple Software Updates · · Score: 4, Funny

    iPod Software 1.2.1 adds significant enhancements, including audio playback...

    Finally, the iPod plays audio. You think they would have had that fixed by now.

  23. Re:I think bluecurve sucks... on Red Hat 8.0 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you just call your own theme a turd?

  24. Re:No screenshot? on 3D/2D switchable LCD monitor from Sharp · · Score: 1

    "Look at this beautiful color televis... What do you mean they can't see it on their sets? Oh, they're black and white? Well, folks, uhh, just trust us, this is some amazingly vibrant color."

    I've also seen speaker audio quality 'demonstrated' on commercials. It's laughable that anybody would buy that.

  25. Re:UID contest? on Slashdot Turns 5 · · Score: 1

    Look at this bastard's #. Must be a real loser, getting an account on /. that early.