> Does anyone know anything more about "possible radio transmissions from a distant planet"?
All they got so far was this:
"Dear sentient:
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Altair IV Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of 47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Rigellian quatloos) into your accounts [...]"
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Might I suggest that you burn a firewall program onto a CD? Then the next time you reload your machine, you can install the firewall and *then* connect to the Internet.
> I'm holding out until they invent the text-messaging disco ball.
I'm betting that one comes preinstalled with "FREAKAZOIDS REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR".
(Christ, I'm old...)
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> Did the characters ever managed to play Sex&Dungeons&Dragons or did I miss that issue entirely?
You can find out--Phil Foglio released the collected Phil and Dixie "What's New?" strips a few years back. They're a little hard to find, but they're available.
Once again...there wolf. There castle. There dictionary--use it.
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> An object cannot be "somewhat unique" or "almost totally unique." The word means one of a kind, and without equal. Something either has equals or it doesn't.
That's the most perfect description of a superlative I've ever seen.
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>MATIE is what the RIAA and MPAA are using to track down all those darned pirates.
And of course, they protect the server from viruses with Avast.
> Does anyone know anything more about "possible radio transmissions from a distant planet"?
All they got so far was this:
"Dear sentient:
Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Altair IV Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of 47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand Rigellian quatloos) into your accounts [...]"
Heh. I can see this for women now...
"Staring at my chest? GOATSE.CX FOR YOU!"
"Ah, Jesus! My eyes! I regret nothing!"
> Can we please go back to a society where every new technology couldn't be perverted to the insatiable desires of the advertising industry?
Well, okay, if you insist...but being an australopithecine is gonna be really itchy.
> Ceren the BSD chick: Help me RMS! You're my only hope!
Episode IV: A GNU/Hope
> What does WTF mean?
What's a Nubian?
I, for one, welcome our new robot boogie boards.
> I think you mean "an ultra annoying use of Macromedia Flash."
Unlike, for instance, Homestar Runner.
> Where is Richard Stallman???
Demanding that Torvalds change his name to "GNU/Linus" before he's inducted.
> [...]is it to promote major manufacturers? Then what is Turing doing up there?
Probably not shilling for Apple.
(I am so going to hell...)
> Nominate the Dell dude guy.
>
> He did such a great service to the world by convincing everyone about the truth of the new internet economy.
"Dude, your stock's goin' to Hell!"
> Bjarne Stroustrup Linus Torvalds Larry Ellison Philip R. Zimmerman James Clark ...Jingleheimer Schmidt!
(Sorry, sorry...carry on.)
> Fermat C:
>
> it not only formats the C drive but fills it with results of x^n + y^n = z^n for various values
I have discovered a truly remarkable spyware removal method which this text entry box is too small to contain.
> For some reason, when I read those "sentences" I heard them in my head as coming from Shatner's voice.
"You want how much for the box set? It's a con! A con, I tell you! COOOOOOOOOOOOOON!"
> #linux_sluts - Sluts who get naked and slutty for linux guys XXX
Don't waste your time--SkankForLinus69 is a big tease.
> How could a wimp be so large and yet unnoticed?
You just described my entire high school career.
Might I suggest that you burn a firewall program onto a CD? Then the next time you reload your machine, you can install the firewall and *then* connect to the Internet.
> I'm holding out until they invent the text-messaging disco ball.
I'm betting that one comes preinstalled with "FREAKAZOIDS REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOOR".
(Christ, I'm old...)
> Did the characters ever managed to play Sex&Dungeons&Dragons or did I miss that issue entirely?
You can find out--Phil Foglio released the collected Phil and Dixie "What's New?" strips a few years back. They're a little hard to find, but they're available.
> there ISO
> it's not there fault.
Once again...there wolf. There castle. There dictionary--use it.
> An object cannot be "somewhat unique" or "almost totally unique." The word means one of a kind, and without equal. Something either has equals or it doesn't.
That's the most perfect description of a superlative I've ever seen.
Operator: Main iPod turn on.
Captain: It's you!!
CATS: How are you gentlemen!! All your Ace of Base are belong to us! You are on the Eve of Destruction.
Captain: What you say!!
CATS: You have no chance to survive Morris Day and the Time...
"Mitosis? Hey, buddy, I didn't know it was yours! Is this thing on? Come on, I know you're out there--I can hear you metabolizing..."
There's clear precedent--you have to stop before you break my heart. Did The Supremes teach us nothing?
No, that would by by Pilate.
Don't you mean "Palm Pilate"? I hear the new models will even wash your hands for you...