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  1. Re:Wakeup... on Moore's Law for Motherboards · · Score: 2, Funny

    > It's called the DM6442, DaVinci.

    Unfortunately, it prints everything backwards.

  2. Re:"Engineers should refuse to create DRM systems. on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 1

    > For example, consider the ICCP code of ethics:

    Full disclosure: I read this too quickly at first and found myself wondering why the Insane Clown Posse had a code of ethics.

  3. Re:Hilarity ensues... on Jeremy Allison On Why DRM Will Never Work · · Score: 1

    > Step 1 : Make an underpants gnomes reference
    > Step 2 : ???
    > Step 3 : Hilarity

    Perhaps he thinks underpants gnomes references will help his career.

    I.e., in Soviet Russia, underpants gnomes references make you!

  4. Re:Here's a crazy idea... on Teacher Julie Amero Gets a New Trial · · Score: 1

    > The saying goes "Jack off all trades [...]

    Fixed that for you.

  5. Re:Compression on Nanoglue Could Be Used To Make Spiderman Web-Shooters · · Score: 1

    > However, there are a lot of things on the market today that can expand to many times their original size.

    One of these things is in my pants.

  6. Re:politicians. on Indecent Game Sales Now A Felony In New York · · Score: 1

    > [...] the Founding Fathers were obviously out of touch with what is
    > happening (what was will happen? what would happen? I hate tenses) [...]

    Willan on-happen.

    You're welcome.

  7. Re:What did you expect? on Jobs and Gates Chat Amicably · · Score: 1

    > Lesson: sputtering halfwitted rage is for idiot fanboys.

    You TAKE THAT BACK, you $%^#(*$&^% drooling STEVE JOBS ZOMBIE($54^%(*#&#(*&

    NO CARRIER

  8. What I want to know on Ask Turbine's Jeff Anderson About LOTRO · · Score: 1

    What has it got in its pocketses?

  9. Re:History or Religion? on Holocaust Dropped From Some UK Schools · · Score: 1

    > If we are teaching history, then we should leave bloody religion out of it.

    I hope you mean we should leave out proselytizing or favoring one religion over another, because I definitely agree with that.

    However, I don't think religion can be left out entirely when teaching history--it doesn't make sense to try to understand (for instance) medieval Europe without some knowledge of the doctrines and political influence of the Roman Catholic Church. Religion's played a key role in a lot of history, and leaving it out when teaching history does a disservice to both history and its students.

  10. Re:What is it? on Slingbox Comes to the Mac · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Is it a unique product users will find interesting, that Sling something?

    Some people call it a kaiser box...I call it a sling box. I aim to watch TV with it.

  11. Re:Campus Cheating? on Google Bans Ads For Essay-Writing Services · · Score: 1

    > Pff. No one really goes to college to learn.

    Speak for yourself. I went back to school to change careers a couple of years ago (and just graduated with a shiny new bachelor's degree--go, me), and I didn't know half of what I now know about my new field.

  12. Re:This comment would be funnier... on Google Bans Ads For Essay-Writing Services · · Score: 1

    > if I could have found those services.

    For fifty bucks, I'll find them and resubmit your comment under your name.

  13. Re:Obligatory Planet of the Apes on The Human Mutation · · Score: 5, Funny

    > I for one, welcome our new english speaking tyrannical ape-like overlords.

    You're about six years too late for that.

  14. Re:Cool! on Star Trek Shields Now a Possibility? · · Score: 3, Funny

    >> Seven of Nine -> Search Google for "Tribble Porn"
    >
    > MY EYES! The goggles, they do nothing!

    MY EYES! The Google, it does everything!

  15. I say... on Study Finds Cost Major Factor In Outsourcing Positions · · Score: 1

    ...has anyone seen my monocle? The shock of reading this article seems to have popped it out of my eye and dropped it into my cognac.

  16. Re:In unrelated news... on 48% of Americans Reject Evolution · · Score: 1

    > What it all comes down to is: Most (50%+) of people are stupid.

    "You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than that."

    --J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

  17. Re:Was good on Maker of Anti-Clinton Video Outed, Loses Job · · Score: 5, Funny

    > As for the rest, can we stop calling people we don't like fascists?
    > The word has lost almost all meaning now.

    Don't you tell me what's lost meaning, you fascist.

  18. Re:Okay n00b question on Anti-Matter's Potential in Treating Cancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    > [antimatter is] A complete set of mirror image subatomic particles.
     
    ...each with a tiny, tiny goatee.

  19. Re:Welcome on SETI Finally Finds Something · · Score: 4, Funny

    > There I was thinking Beowulf was from Dark Ages Scandinavia.

    Hwæt?

  20. Re:Utter Piffle! on How Can We Convert the US to the Metric System? · · Score: 1

    > Depends... if you're in Milton Keynes it's entirely possible to drive more than 800 miles.

    Who the hell is Milton Keynes, and more important, what am I doing in him?

    I mean, did he even buy me dinner first?

  21. Re:waste of a study on Drinking Alcohol May Extend Your Life · · Score: 1

    > Btw the real most dangerous thing about drinking is doing it around me cuz you'll get hurt.

    How's it feel to go through life terrified that someone else--or worse, you--might have fun?

  22. Re:Maybe genetic engineering can solve the problem on First Company Logo Visible From Space · · Score: 1

    > b) Genetically engineer pigs enough so that they no longer match "a"

    You might want to check out Harry Turtledove's short story The R Strain, in which this exact thing happens.

  23. Re:The Browser Wars on IE Sends Cake to Firefox 2 Team · · Score: 5, Funny

    > Obviously, you didn't read the part where a naked Ballmer jumped out of the cake throwing gobs
    > of it at everyone and screaming "I'll f***** destroy You!" ...followed by five minutes of him jumping around screaming "Confectioners! Confectioners! Confectioners! Confectioners! Confectioners!".

  24. Re:Serious Question on Black Hole Observed by X-Ray Satellite · · Score: 1

    > "Electron degeneracy pressure"

    I think I saw them open for Godspeed You Black Emperor once.

  25. Under the hood? on Under the Hood of Quantum Computing · · Score: 1

    I opened the hood of my quantum computer, and all I found was a cat and some guy who kept asking for Wigner. I'm thinking of getting my money back.