I've been using the latest version of Eudora to access my IMAP e-mail, and it's been really good about keeping copies of my e-mail offline. There are times that I need to open a message while sitting in my evening class, but there's no network connectivity. Eudora always has it there for me.
I personally would add Spybot - Search & Destroy to that list. It has some of the same functionality of AdAware, and even supercedes it in some cases. My laptop and home system run them concurrently, and I'm gradually throwing it on the systems at work. I hate having to go around removing all that spyware manually. When will the users listen?
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
They got rid of the whole department because of how they spell.
Or maybe it was the close they're mommies told them to where. Two many people waring the same thing maid the hole place look dum! (bad spelling on purpose!)
Ahh...I tried reading that years ago and couldn't get a good feel for it. Now that I'm older and wiser (and live in La-la-land), those freaky Scientologists have kept me further away from the books and the movie.
My favorite was when I used to work for one of the larger office supply stores. Whenever a new employee would start, we would page them to call a particular extension. Of course, the extension was the overhead page, so you'd hear "Hello...? Hello...?" throughout the entire store. We got one guy about 10 times in 3 days with that!
I know about the "mysterious error" thing. I used to work as a consultant for a company. One of our clients had two users whose machines would supposedly crash all the time. I had asked repeatedly for them to help me out and write the error down. They never found time to do that, so over a span of a few months, I ran every service patch and diagnostic on their systems. I even upgraded them both from Win98 to Win2k, but one still seemed to have problems. The only real application they used was Office2k.
(start rant) To make a long story short, their "complaints" about me never fixing the problem (although they never helped me out) probably led to my demise at the company. Fuck them, and fuck my old company. (end rant)
I didn't start getting this until 5 hours after I posted a question on an MS support newsgroup for a severe Outlook issue. Next time, I think I'll just reformat the machine instead!!!
"Dad," said the kid, "can I have five dollars to buy a guinea pig?"
"Here's ten dollars, son. Go find yourself a nice Irish girl."
Go ahead...mod me offtopic!
So unless Episode 3 has a huge song and dance scene with a whole parade of digially generated Natalie Portmans in that super tight white Princess Leia like outfits singing "You Are My Sunshine", I'll just wait until it shows up as a special on Fox.
DAMMIT!! Have you been monitoring my dreams again? I've got to make myself a new tinfoil hat now, you friggin' asshat!
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So, would the animation part of Sparkle be called Sparkle Motion?
Give this guy a hand, everyone!
I've been using the latest version of Eudora to access my IMAP e-mail, and it's been really good about keeping copies of my e-mail offline. There are times that I need to open a message while sitting in my evening class, but there's no network connectivity. Eudora always has it there for me.
I personally would add Spybot - Search & Destroy to that list. It has some of the same functionality of AdAware, and even supercedes it in some cases. My laptop and home system run them concurrently, and I'm gradually throwing it on the systems at work. I hate having to go around removing all that spyware manually. When will the users listen?
In Soviet Russia, a nose shoots out of your milk
WOO HOO!!!
Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."
Debra replied, "Could you please jack off? I have a terrible headache."
(courtesy of The Humor Source)
Or, did CT just beat you off?
Considering "Super Slurper" is Commander Taco's other nickname, you may think it's a good thing!
Yeah, but these will be a lot clumsier when they're pinned to your sleeves!
Or maybe it was the close they're mommies told them to where. Two many people waring the same thing maid the hole place look dum! (bad spelling on purpose!)
Ahh...I tried reading that years ago and couldn't get a good feel for it. Now that I'm older and wiser (and live in La-la-land), those freaky Scientologists have kept me further away from the books and the movie.
What the HELL is a Physcolist?
My favorite was when I used to work for one of the larger office supply stores. Whenever a new employee would start, we would page them to call a particular extension. Of course, the extension was the overhead page, so you'd hear "Hello...? Hello...?" throughout the entire store. We got one guy about 10 times in 3 days with that!
But, what can you tell me about the gaseous clouds around Uranus?
It's also the first funny soviet-russia joke that's seen YOU!
Well, if you like the Dvorak layout but get confused, then why not switch the keycaps around?
So..."any" key doesn't necessarily mean "any key"? My head is starting to hurt!
No, because then it would read... wehrh is teh any khy?
I know about the "mysterious error" thing. I used to work as a consultant for a company. One of our clients had two users whose machines would supposedly crash all the time. I had asked repeatedly for them to help me out and write the error down. They never found time to do that, so over a span of a few months, I ran every service patch and diagnostic on their systems. I even upgraded them both from Win98 to Win2k, but one still seemed to have problems. The only real application they used was Office2k.
(start rant)
To make a long story short, their "complaints" about me never fixing the problem (although they never helped me out) probably led to my demise at the company. Fuck them, and fuck my old company.
(end rant)
I didn't start getting this until 5 hours after I posted a question on an MS support newsgroup for a severe Outlook issue. Next time, I think I'll just reformat the machine instead!!!
"Dad," said the kid, "can I have five dollars to buy a guinea pig?" "Here's ten dollars, son. Go find yourself a nice Irish girl." Go ahead...mod me offtopic!
KIT FISTO???? Makes me wonder about some of the plot line now...
DAMMIT!! Have you been monitoring my dreams again? I've got to make myself a new tinfoil hat now, you friggin' asshat!
Maybe their mothers will leave them in their strollers outside the Quik Stop??