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Microsoft "Swen" Worm Squiggles Into Sight

greenhide writes "As forecast in this story, a new Microsoft worm has indeed wriggled to the surface. The W32.Swen's claim to fame is its professional looking email advertisement that pretends to be a fake Microsoft patch. Earlier viruses have made the claim, but none of them looked this good. It appears to have infected over 1.5 million machines. "

789 comments

  1. Wow by HanzoSan · · Score: 5, Funny



    Thats one hell of a virus.

    I suggest all Windows users go to http://www.knoppix.net/ and burn the CD.

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    1. Re:Wow by Squareball · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was just thinking... "glad I switched from Windows to Mandrake last weekend"

    2. Re:Wow by gl4ss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      dude, that knoppix cd will be useful when the windows installation gets kicked up a notch, it's really handy to have a cd like that to retrieve the really imporant data out there.

      it's also good enough to keep you on 'net while you're trying to figure out wtf went wrong.

      unless you got an as good a windows running livecd system?

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    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ignorant mindless dorks like you that keep me from switching off Windows. I'd rather be associated with a greedy power-hungry bastard than with a bunch of holier-than-thou cultist dweebs.

    4. Re:Wow by HanzoSan · · Score: 0, Troll



      And why would I help you get Windows running? I dont use Windows.

      Use Knoppix or call Microsoft.

      When you are ready to graduate to Linux let me know.

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    5. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before you get high and mighty on Knoppix you should realize that when you boot it the default iptables rules are all accept, is that your idea of secure? Don't believe me, run iptables -v -L and check it out. Granted only Xserver and Bootpd are the only services enabled by default me thinks.

    6. Re:Wow by happy+monday · · Score: 1

      no.

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey dude, i thought your post of funny as hell. some of these moderators are just losers.

    8. Re:Wow by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Informative

      "I suggest all Windows users go to http://www.knoppix.net/ and burn the CD."

      I know this is marked as funny, but Knoppix is pretty damn useful. I've never particularly liked Linux, but I can tell you that my respect for that OS went way up after trying Knoppix out. I burned a couple of copies to keep around the office in case something like a worm lays waste to the network.

      On a side note, it'd be nice if other Linux distros paid more attention to how Knoppix works. It auto-detects everything and doesn't require an install. Just pop in the disc, have it copy a few files over as read-only, and reboot. System corrupt? No prob, just copy the disc over again.

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    9. Re:Wow by Felis+Rex · · Score: 1

      Yeah, wow... I was really getting to be curious what little old me was doing to interest Microsoft so much that they all of a sudden out of the blue began sending me patches and patches and more patches... filling up and locking up my mailbox...

      After all... I run FreeBSD!

      (It also sounded suspiciously caring - not a well known trait for Microsoft.)

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    10. Re:Wow by FxChiP · · Score: 1

      Someone inform me, does Microsoft still fund astroturf? This guy must be getting castrated for biting the hand that feeds him. Or paid more. :)

      People are a bad reason for not switching away from an operating system. If you don't like the people and don't think they'll give you support, go with something else.

      As for the "holier-than-thou cultist dweeb" comment... dude, I know quite a few Windows followers like that. Hell, you contradicted yourself by posting this message.

      Now why did I waste my time replying to this when I could have just said "mod parent down"... ah well... bad karma is apparently my destiny.

    11. Re:Wow by binarybum · · Score: 4, Funny

      ??

      In case you turned stupid and ran a fake patch that was emailed to you?

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    12. Re:Wow by qtp · · Score: 1

      I suggest all Windows users go to http://www.knoppix.net/ and burn the CD.

      Best Debian Installdisk, ever.

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    13. Re:Wow by wang33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      actually the worm exploits an outlook security flaw to run itself. Thats how i got infected at work :-( damn outlook and your wonderful autopreview feature.

      wang33

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    14. Re:Wow by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Let me make something absolutely clear, because it seems to me that there are just a few too many fools like you waltzing around like you have a clue.

      Choosing an OS isn't choosing a sweater or a T-shirt. YOUR OS IS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT.

      You are not your CPU. You're not your video card. You're not your case. You're not your monitor or your speakers. These things do NOT define you as a person. Quit trying to figure out what's fashionable this week like some sort of loser and USE WHAT YOU WANT FOR TECHNICAL OR AESTHETIC REASONS. If you choose a technical part or piece of software for ANY reason that tries to make it seem like you're hip, or cool, or part of some 'in' crowd, or not part of some 'out' crowd, you're nothing but a loser in denial. There's a reason it's called "Computer Engineering" and not "Computer Sociology".

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    15. Re:Wow by lseltzer · · Score: 2

      You're referring to a flaw that was patched 2.5 years ago. What kind of moron is running a version of Outlook without this patch? That would be you I guess.

    16. Re:Wow by TomTraynor · · Score: 1

      Downloading now. I use DamnSmall for a emergency boot, but, I have not had any luck getting it to read my Win2k drive at work. Furiously backing up my server to CD (15 so far) as it is still a Win98 box (Game machine also). I normally back up on a regular basis, but, with all of the patches it is real tempting to totally convert the server to Linux and to say the hell with games.

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    17. Re:Wow by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. An e-mail pretending to be from Microsoft that requires user intervention for infection. That's some "Microsoft worm."

      Honestly, I don't know how some of you people arne't disgusted with the bias in Slashdot's summaries. I know it's all pro-Linux agenda around here, but the level of FUD is sickening sometimes.

      A new "Microsoft worm"...yeah. Right.

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    18. Re:Wow by SStrungis · · Score: 1
      Man, I got that email this morning...Of course I was running YellowDog Linux on my iBook 2002--so, of course this virus had no effect on my OS whatsoever.

      Matter of fact...I got two of them today.

      That was one slick looking fakemail. I can think of at least two members of my family that have probably hosed their systems thanks to that little gem.

      I am taking my phone off the hook.

      Scott

    19. Re:Wow by Mind+Socket · · Score: 1
      "I suggest all Windows users go to http://www.knoppix.net/ [knoppix.net] and burn the CD."

      And all those linux users who are feeling left out, go and get Wine.

    20. Re:Wow by dakryx · · Score: 4, Informative

      Would you believe that some people don't have administrative priveledges on their computers at work? That means they can't patch it themselves, don't go calling people names all willy nilly.

    21. Re:Wow by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 3, Funny
      > What kind of moron is running a version of Outlook without this patch?

      Tell me 'bout it. Ever since I started using the patch I haven't even had a single craving to use OE. Yep, just stopped. Just put the patch on in the mornin and.....

      oh wait, you mean a security patch....... right.....

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    22. Re:Wow by Geek+of+Tech · · Score: 2, Informative
      Thanks Overly Critical Guy (663429)!

      +1 (Informative) for catching the goof in the summery.
      -1 (Troll) for not reading the article. According to it (of course, they could be wrong)... "Swen represents a high level of sophistication in its ability to execute code automatically"... and "Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment"....

      For an overall +/- 0.

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    23. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So fuckin what. Knoppix ain't going to help you.
      You have to change your e-mail address and tell everyone you correspond with online you've changed it after you verify that they are not infected.
      Where the fuck has slashdot been this virus has been raging for two days without a peep out of you idiots.
      This doesn't just affect Windows boxes it affects anyone that uses email and has a mom and dad online.

    24. Re:Wow by ecloud · · Score: 1

      Wheels of the gods grind slowly...

    25. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, it'd be nice if other Linux distros paid more attention to how Knoppix works. It auto-detects everything and doesn't require an install. Just pop in the disc, have it copy a few files over as read-only, and reboot. System corrupt? No prob, just copy the disc over again.

      I completely agree with that!
      While Linux installers get better and better, few are even close to what Knoppix does without any installation.
      Of course it has been a lot of work to achieve this, but the power of open source should be to share the results of that work and make Linux better for everyone.

      It is ironic that Knoppix was based on a distribution where this aspect (installation without much effort) has been undervalued for so long.

    26. Re:Wow by RPoet · · Score: 1

      You don't need Linux for a one-CD bootable rescue disc. Windows can do the same, just get PE Builder which will create such a CD for you (providing you own a Windows license of course). In any case it sounds like a good way to avoid the SCO inquisition.

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    27. Re:Wow by lxs · · Score: 2, Funny

      you are very cynical. Next you will tell me that penis enlargement pills do not work... ...Ahh I have no time for you! I hear the postman coming up out street and I'm expecting a cheque from that nice Nigerian gentleman.

    28. Re:Wow by lseltzer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like I said, 2.5 years. Somebody here isn't doing their job and blaming their problems on Microsoft.

    29. Re:Wow by The+Spoonman · · Score: 0, Troll

      Would you believe that some people don't have administrative priveledges on their computers at work?

      Well, then, there seems to be an obvious solution: fire your entire IT department. They're not doing their jobs. I've administered Exchange servers with Outlook clients for the last 6 years and NEVER ONCE did I have a virus outbreak. NEVER ONCE. Why? I did my job, which included making sure these babies were never even SEEN by the masses, let alone have a chance to infect their machines. It's really not that hard, people. Perhaps if you put your Linux CDs down long enough to learn how to use the systems you support, you'd figure it out, too!

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    30. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knoppix?? nah, send em to http://www.debian.org

    31. Re:Wow by masinick · · Score: 1

      Apparently this latest worm has successfully infected lots of systems with something. My system has been getting absolutely clobbered with lots of these silly messages. Fortunately, I'm running GNU/Linux software, so it's more of an annoyance than anything else, the only side effect I've seen is lots of extra mail. I've managed to automatically filter some of it as junk, but my filter needs to get a bit smarter, still getting lots of junk mail.

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    32. Re:Wow by runlvl0 · · Score: 1

      Y'know, International Talk Like A Pirate Day was yesterday. (Well, last Friday...)

      But, I admire your spirit. Parley!

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    33. Re:Wow by chotahead · · Score: 1

      What kind of moron is running any version of Outlook?

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    34. Re:Wow by jpop32 · · Score: 1

      Thats one hell of a virus.

      Got it in mail yesterday. Ran 'strings' on it. Got:

      MAPI32 Exception
      MS Sans Serif
      &Apply
      Cancel
      An internal error has occurred in module mapi32.dll
      In the edit box below, please enter your name as you would like it to appear in the "From" field of your outgoing message.
      (Q)
      Your Name:
      YN~
      Please enter your email address. This address will be the address other people use to send email to you.
      (w/
      Email Address:
      Yu~
      Please enter the name of your outgoing mail server in the edit box below.
      SMTP Server:
      Default mail account structure has a damaged table of contents. It is recommended to newly reconfigure your account records. MAPI32 needs these informations in order to be able to send and receive mail. Failure to do so may cause that some MAPI32
      (required)
      (required)
      Enter the name you will use to log into this account.
      Login Name:
      Please enter the password for current account.
      Password:
      Type in the full name of your incoming mail server.
      POP3 Server:
      Retype password:
      dependent applications (such as Outlook or Outlook Express) become non-functional.
      Installing Update Pack
      MS Sans Serif
      XXX

      Obviously a worm designed to exploit the only weakness no patch can ever fix: a dumb user. I can only imagine the thousands all over the world typing their information right now about to be sent to a harvester who-know-where... The guy who did this should be doing hard time.

      And still people don't think you should need a licence to operate a computer?

  2. I hate this virus by Free+Bird · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's been flooding my mailbox for more than a day now. Grr...

    1. Re:I hate this virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My, that's interesting. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    2. Re:I hate this virus by holzp · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thank got I have no friends. I knew it would finally pay off!

    3. Re:I hate this virus by nfsilkey · · Score: 1

      You have a variety of options:

      - this one

      - that one

  3. It has began by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Swen, more like a swan am i rite?

    1. Re:It has began by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swen like "Swen and Ole"?

      Swen "Hey Ole whatcha doing donw dere?"
      Ole "I dropped my pen eh"

  4. First Post by AlphaSys · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Only took two days toi make it to slashdot? You guys are going soft.

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    1. Re:First Post by ichimunki · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, they rejected my early Friday morning submission of this for some reason. I pointed out nicely that the worm exploits the most vulnerable weakness of Microsoft Windows: the user. I also pointed out that I'd gotten lots of these already (but the volume seems to have dropped off pretty quick, too-- not sure if someone upstream from my mailbox started filtering or what). *sigh* :)

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    2. Re:First Post by Jugalator · · Score: 0, Troll

      First Post
      -snip- You guys are going soft.

      Umm... Same goes for you? :-)

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    3. Re:First Post by Second+Vampyre · · Score: 0

      Probably someone else rejected it before Michael could put it on the front page.

  5. And all 1.5 million by robochan · · Score: 4, Funny

    of those machines seem to ahve sent it to me :(

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    1. Re:And all 1.5 million by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      Friday Morning: ~180
      Friday Evening: ~190
      Saturday Morning: ~500
      Saturday: several batches of 60 to 80
      People can be so stupid.

      Microsoft can be so sloppy.

      Wormwriters can go to hell.

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    2. Re:And all 1.5 million by Ice_Balrog · · Score: 1

      Me too.

      *sigh* Thunderbird's filtering seems to be taking a while to catch on that I don't want those e-mails...

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    3. Re:And all 1.5 million by Squib · · Score: 1

      Did it come across as Worm.Automat.AHB?

      Norton seemed to find it as that, when I received it (both the fancy MS Update and the other, obvious "we couldn't send this to your destination" note...

      Their pages here shows nothing about the worm I saw and here seem to corroborate with the misdiagnosis...

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    4. Re:And all 1.5 million by robochan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      According to my ISP's antivirus:
      "file attachment: chmqkxj.exe

      This e-mail in its original form contained one or more attached files that were infected with the Worm.Automat.AHB virus or worm. They have been removed."

      I don't really care which it is. I run linux so I'm not susceptible to it, however...
      A hearty

      FUCK YOU BILL GATES!

      Thanks for making such a god damn shitty OS that even those who don't run it are effected by the stupid viruses and worms that plague your shitty software.

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    5. Re:And all 1.5 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your anger might better be vented on those who get their kicks distributing these things, for lots of folks, virus=hacker=linux zealot.

    6. Re:And all 1.5 million by Merk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I know how you feel. I was getting them at a rate of 1 or 2 every 10 minutes. Ugh. If you happen to be running SpamAssassin, I've got rules that seem to take care of it. Luckily for you, but unluckily for me, I was hit starting on Thursday, so I've had days to tweak the rules.

      Check them out at my web site. Feel free to add comments and tweaks there. Oh, and in case you're using maildrop, you can apparently choose not to deliver the message by using if ($MAIL_IS_SPAM) { exit }

      So now my own server is spam free, but unfortunately even though I use Linux at work, the mail server is an Exchange server so... *sigh*

    7. Re:And all 1.5 million by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Same here.

      You'd think that even the most ardent Microsoft Windows critic would think there's something amiss about "Microsoft" sending out 10 messages per minute about security updates.

    8. Re:And all 1.5 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >the most ardent Microsoft Windows critic

      i think you meant supporter/apologist/sheep?

  6. Fascinating isn't it? by Afrosheen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all these worms and virii are hitting MS boxen from every angle, there still aren't mentions of alternatives from major news sources. The Dallas Morning News, last week, had at least a causal glance by saying in one line "Macintosh users are unaffected".

    Why isn't Linux and Macintosh turning this into a big propaganda opportunity? Both OS's can hold up the 'come to us, we've had our shots, we'll never get worms' flags and pray that the big media mentions it.

    1. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by cscx · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Because the only people who are susceptible to this worm are stupid people... none of which are candidates for another OS as they shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.

    2. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      > After all these worms and virii ...

      VIRUSES!

      (Score:-1, Perpetuating Imaginary "Latin")

    3. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by archonon · · Score: 1

      You know that windows has n^99 other email clients that are unaffected by swan? I'll prefer Mozilla Mail & News.

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    4. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the same reason people go to war when they are told to, without any mention of what the situation *REALLY* is.

    5. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a couple reasons why they may not want to do this.

      First, there is nothing inherent in either system that prevents it from being infected by viruses. Worms propagate on Windows systems because people launch attachments that they should know better than to open. Most Windows viruses, aside from an occasional remotely exploitable worm-hole, spread due to direct human intervention. There is little reason to think Mac and Linux users wouldn't also spread email worms.

      Second, if Linux or Mac advocates then go on to point out that even if someone did run one of these attachments it probably wouldn't result in effective widespread propagation because there are so few Mac and Linux systems relative Windows, it would mostly server to remind people how small a minority of computer Macs and Linux machines really are.

      In other words, it would be saying that Macs and Linux don't get viruses because nobody uses those systems, but if they did, then there would be viruses for them. Not a great advertisement really.

    6. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by ramzak2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and say what ?
      "Use Mac have no viruses affect you " ?

      The users will sue apple to glory when they do come across Mac worms. Lets face it, worms will exist as long as there are worm writers. Unless ofcourse Mac and Linux blocks all incoming attachments (which is what my outlook express coincidentally did after a patch) you can't guarantee anyone against worms and ignorant people that will open them. Now security flaws in windows - thats an entirely different subject.

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    7. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot...

      BOXEN!

    8. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by mhlandrydotnet · · Score: 1
      Because the only people who are susceptible to this worm are stupid people... none of which are candidates for another OS as they shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.

      Do you know how to change the oil in your vehicle? Change the break pads? Change an alternator? Transmission?

      Can you fix an air conditioner? How about plumbing problem?

      You're elitist I-know-about-computers-so-everyone-should-or-they- are-idiots mentality means that you don't understand that to an end user, a computer is just another appliance.

      When is the last time your car mechanic told you that you couldn't drive your vehicle because you are an idiot? Does your plumber forbid you from using your faucets?

      Instead of yelling at end users for not knowing enough, why don't we worry about solving the real problem: what kind of design works best of an average user. Easy and secure. Microsoft and Linux each excel in one of these categories. So lets worry about finding or working on something that excels in both categories.

    9. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by pyite · · Score: 1

      And what in the world is n equal to?

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    10. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      If it were latin the plural would be viri, where does that second i come from?

    11. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Goddamnit! I fucked that up. It should say...

      BOXES!

    12. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Plenty of english words that end in us are pluralized with an i, not just latin words.

      For example: stimulus -> stimuli
      syllabus -> syllabi

      The plural of virus, however, is viruses.

    13. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course most people don't know the maintainence of a car. Thats why I pay someone every 6 months to service my car. So it stays safe for me and other people.

      The main point here IS the stupidity of people. They should of patched their system and have enough common sense not to open suspicious attachments.

    14. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sure hope n != 0

    15. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by M.+Silver · · Score: 4, Interesting

      When is the last time your car mechanic told you that you couldn't drive your vehicle because you are an idiot? Does your plumber forbid you from using your faucets?

      I can't speak to the plumber situation, but if you've ever listened to mechanics behind the scenes, they sound *exactly* like computer techs. Sometimes they really *do* wish they could tell people they shouldn't drive a vehicle because they're idiots. (I'm betting body shop folks do even more of that sort of griping...)

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    16. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by geekdad · · Score: 1

      Unaffected? Tell that to my disk drive. Tell that to my bandwidth. I sure am glad that I'm not using dial up anymore. Most of the stinkin' things contains a 145275 byte fsckin' executable!

    17. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by arkanes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, in at least one of the copies I recieved, the virus exe was a big scary looking demon head in my email client (no, not outlook). You'd think someone who spends the time crafting an email like this wouldn't put a demon head icon in the exe, but whatever.

    18. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

      I like Linux (and would use a Mac if they were
      cheaper), but geez! If everyone used the same
      OS (like, say...Windows) then the bad people
      would attack them there. If we all switched to
      a new OS, the bad people will switch too. The
      OS doesn't make them evil, they were evil before
      they got a computer!

    19. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, hence the question about the second i.

    20. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, nerd. This is an email virus, hence it's not exploiting an OS bug.

      If people mailed clueless Linux users and said "this is from Linus, run it" I'm sure people would be dumb enough to run it.

      So here're a few hints for you:

      1. Bugs that depend on the idiocy of the user don't have anything to do with your OS wars. People chose to use Microsoft because, umm, everyone runs a MS OS. Nobody (comparatively) runs Linux.

      2. If you're going to make an OS issue, at least wait for a MS RPC bug or something. Then I can point to the litany of Mandrake/Debian/Redhat bugs for the week.

    21. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      If you dumped sugar into your gastank because somebody who said he worked for Ford told you it would make it run better, you are an idiot. I have no idea how to fix a car engine, but I know not to put sugar in the gas tank.

      Users shouldn't have to know how a computer works, and all about their configuration settings, and so on. But they SHOULD know not to run an arbitrary program sent to them by e-mail.

      Also, it has nothing to do with how secure an OS is. A trojan horse like this would work on any OS. A more secure OS may prevent some of the harsher things it COULD do, but it doesn't prevent an infection. The only thing that WOULD stop it is a firewall, which would prevent it from accessing the internet without permission, or Trusted Computing, where the trojan would not be allowed to run, because it is not signed. And the first one could be gotten around by telling the user that the "patch" needs access to the internet to download all of the needed files, so please say "allow" to any firewall messages they get.

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    22. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " Why isn't Linux and Macintosh turning this into a big propaganda opportunity? Both OS's can hold up the 'come to us, we've had our shots, we'll never get worms' flags and pray that the big media mentions it. "

      The cost of switching for that reason alone isn't necessarily worth it on a massive scale. You switch because you're worried if your computer stops working, right? Well if the cost of the switch is that your games and some other apps stop working, then you've traded one failure for another.

      I wouldn't call that a great marketing opportunity. It's one thing to draw attention to those OS's being 'virus free', it's another to urge people to switch over it. Besides, if somebody does cause that kind of havoc on either of those machines, then you'd have a lot of unhappy peeps.

      It may not be worth drawing attention to that aspect of those machines. All you need is for an inexplicably popular app to have an exploit in it, and millions of people using it. (Kazaa, ICQ, Winamp, you name it.) There's not a bean that Linux or Mac can do to stop that.

      (Note: Please don't read that as "Kazaa, ICQ, and Winamp have exploits." I just meant that they're really popular.)

      --
      "Derp de derp."
    23. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OS doesn't make them evil

      Right, evil makes the OS.

    24. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Afrosheen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your point is invalid.

      The fact that Windows is so exploitable is the reason it's exploited, not the fact that it's the most widespread.

      Free/OpenBSD and linux/unix have been around for quite awhile, and both are getting more usage daily. Both are on the net all over the place. Yet they're still not a target or at the very least, an unsuccessful target. Why? Security and built-in holes are kept to a minimum and usually patched in a timely manner. Some people get rooted once in awhile but it's usually their own fault or the fault of the admin that forgot to apt-get a new fixed daemon or library.

      Just face it, Windows was never designed with security in mind, and all the patching in the world may never make it more secure. Once again let me reiterate: Windows is a target because it's too easy.

    25. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

      Because it's not so much to OS as it is the users. Not that M$ is a really great operating system or, goes to any real length to actually protect the user.

      Linux and Mac are both more secure (assuming a knowledgeable user). The main advantage would be in a multi-user scenario, most of the non-technical people who don't seem to know to not run attachments, don't have the ability to destroy the system because they don't have the root/Admin password.

      I recently set up a Mac for my in-laws and I have the Admin password. No one else does. The only thing I have to worry about, is someone deleting all of their personal files. Needless to say, I know only have to answer the ocassional useage question like "How do I burn a cd?"

      Having a more secure operating system doesn't mean you have a more intelligent user, which is more of a problem. (As much as I hate windows)

    26. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Wait for an MS RPC bug? How about wait until next week after another worm clogs half the net. No need to wait long, or look back very far.

      I realize this isn't really a worm, it was classified wrongly, but still...an exploit is an exploit. It's worse when users have a hand in stopping it but they usually choose the blue pill anyway.

    27. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because the only people who are susceptible to this worm are stupid people... none of which are candidates for another OS as they shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.

      Do you know how to change the oil in your vehicle?


      Yes.

      Change the break pads?

      No, but I can spell "brake", and I can read a manual, so if I wanted to change them, I could.

      Change an alternator? Transmission?

      Same as above- I could do it if I wanted to.


      Can you fix an air conditioner? How about plumbing problem?


      You seem to be under the impression that not being STUPID (in other words, not falling for obvious scams and tricks) is somehow equivelent to being a trained professional (ie: plumber, HVAC tech, etc).

      When is the last time your car mechanic told you that you couldn't drive your vehicle because you are an idiot?

      I may not know how to tune my car's engine, but I certainly know how to drive it properly. If I kept going to my mechanic asking questions about _driving_ the car, he certainly would think I was an idiot.

    28. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by matthewp · · Score: 1

      MushMouth wrote: If it were latin the plural would be viri, where does that second i come from?

      Not necessarily even that. Virus was *neuter* in Latin, unlike the second-declension *masculine* nouns we're for some reason more familiar with.

      From an old alt.usage.english FAQ file:

      Not all Latin words ending in "-us" had plurals in "-i".
      "Apparatus", "cantus", "coitus", "hiatus", "impetus", "Jesus",
      "lapsus linguae", "nexus", "plexus", "prospectus", "sinus", and
      "status" were 4th declension in Latin, and had plurals in "-us" with
      "genus", and "opus" were 3rd declension, with plurals "corpora",
      "genera", and "opera". "Virus" is not attested in the plural in
      Latin, and is of a rare form (2nd declension neuter in -us) that
      makes it debatable what the Latin plural would have been; the only
      plural in English is "viruses". "Omnibus" and "rebus" were not
      nominative nouns in Latin. "Ignoramus" was not a noun in Latin.

      Not all classical words ending in "-a" had plurals in "-ae".
      "Anathema", "aroma", "bema", "carcinoma", "charisma", "diploma",
      "dogma", "drama", "edema", "enema", "enigma", "lemma", "lymphoma",
      "magma", "melisma", "miasma", "sarcoma", "schema", "soma", "stigma",
      "stoma", and "trauma" are from Greek, where they had plurals in
      "-ata". "Quota" was not a noun in Latin. (It comes from the
      Latin expression quota pars, where quota is the feminine
      form of an interrogative pronoun meaning "what number". In *that*
      use, it did have plural quotae, but in English the only plural
      is "quotas".)

      Not all classical-sounding words ending in "-um" have plurals in
      "-a". "Factotum", "nostrum", "quorum", and "variorum" were not
      nouns in Latin. (Totus = "everything" and noster = "our" were
      conjugated like nouns in Latin; but "factotum" comes from fac
      totum = "do everything", and "nostrum" comes from nostrum
      remedium = "our remedy".) "Conundrum", "panjandrum", "tantrum",
      and "vellum" are not Latin words.

      If in doubt, consult a dictionary (or use the English plural in
      "-s" or "-es"). One plural that you *will* find in U.S.
      dictionaries, "octopi", raises the ire of purists (the Greek plural
      is "octopodes").

      The classical-style plurals of "penis" and "clitoris" are "penes" /'pi:ni:z/ and "clitorides" /klI'tOrIdi:z/.

    29. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by christopherfinke · · Score: 1
      where does that second i come from?
      It's coming from the assumption that since radius's plural is radii, that virus's plural must be virii. People stick two i's on the end because that's how radii ends, forgetting that radii has two i's because radius has an i in it already.
    30. Re: Fascinating isn't it? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Well, in at least one of the copies I recieved, the virus exe was a big scary looking demon head in my email client (no, not outlook). You'd think someone who spends the time crafting an email like this wouldn't put a demon head icon in the exe, but whatever.

      Maybe it was a BSD installation kit.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    31. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by mraymer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Pretty much everyone has their own area of expertise, but elitists in any field should not be tolerated...

      It's a lot easier to get an elitist attitude than it is to be patient with others, but understand this: while a person may look like an idiot to you for not knowing this isn't a legit update, that same person might think you are an idiot in is world of expertise, and you very well might be.

      Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "In my walks, every man I meet is my superior in some way, and in that I learn from him."

      If this was true for him, isn't it a thousand times more true for the rest of us?

      --

      "To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit." -Stephen Hawking

    32. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only the lazy copy boys for the talking heads wouldn't drop the adjective: "Computers throughout the world have been struck....yada, yada." Factual but misleading when it should be "Microsoft computers...."

    33. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by boudie · · Score: 0

      I'll bet your plumber and your mechanic aren't the only ones
      calling you an idiot.

    34. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by MushMouth · · Score: 1

      Then the plural would be vira, there is no second I to get the Nomanative plural. Virii is wrong no matter what.

    35. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, and if they take 2 whole minutes on apples support site, they'll see they can easily reset the password booting from the CD...try that with windows mr security idiot. It isn't happening unless you redo the machine or copy the sam and brute force it. You keep your mac.

    36. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Heartz · · Score: 1

      Yes, security and built in holes are kept at a minimum. However, Joe Grandma or Larry Junior don't know the importance of a patch or probably don't even know what a patch is. When you're living behind a 56.6K modem, and you have to download a 15MB patch, all while paying per minute phone tariffs, you'll know what pain is.

    37. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well last time I checked you can still be affected by a virus without being infected fucktard

    38. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second 'i' is to set COMPUTER virii apart from BIOLOGICAL viruses.

      Computer? Virii.

      Biological? Viruses.

      Simple, no?

    39. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      for the example given above (with one mail alternative, mozilla), n=1.

      For 5 mainstream mail alternatives , n = 1.01638981180643986096477458654682, or thereabouts.

      (Warning! n calculated with windows calculator. Results may not be accurate.)

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    40. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "When is the last time your car mechanic told you that you couldn't drive your vehicle because you are an idiot?"

      They don't have to. That's what traffic courts are for. And then there's the cop with the bemused face who pulls said idiot over while they were trying to drive out of the courthouse parking lot with a suspended license.

    41. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      Both OS's can hold up the 'come to us, we've had our shots, we'll never get worms' flags

      Never is a very long time.

      Apart from the fact that I'm very pissed off at the people that think they're kewl just cuz they can wreak havoc on the computing world when all they're doing is causing headaches for other techies, this is a rather impressively laid-out virus.

      What I'd like to see, rather than other OSes taking advantage of the misfortunes of M$, is everyone in the IT/techie/world community band together and put an end to this childish screwing around with other people's computers. Not only is it counter-productive, but it's incredibly rude and should, under no circumstances be encouraged.

      I'd like to be the first to say to these immatures S.O.B.'s: Piss off! You're not welcome in my world! You give the rest of us a bad name, and you waste our valuable time.

      If you want to "help" by pointing out flaws in software, join the team...help out...be an asset rather than a liability. And for God's sake, GROW UP!

    42. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      After all these worms and virii are hitting MS boxen from every angle, there still aren't mentions of alternatives from major news sources.

      Because RPC was announced and patched months before. The government told people to patch, twice.

      This is just a social engineering worm. Microsoft can do absolutely nothing about dumb users running attachments they get in their e-mail.

      The spin in this article is amazing. "New Microsoft worm!!" Right.

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    43. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      What is it "exploiting?" Dumb users?

      Linux and Microsoft both have their fair share of those...

      --
      "Sufferin' succotash."
    44. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      Windows is a target because it's too easy.

      SO wait, if you are out to prove yourself really good at somethign, out to impress your friends (which is the only reason I can think of for these immature morons to create virii), are you going to attack the easiest target? Not likely. It's not impressive...actually it's rather sad. More likely you'll attack what will get you the most press..and well, windows is that target. Nothing else really affects enough people for the mass media to give a damn.

    45. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      Pretty much everyone has their own area of expertise, but elitists in any field should not be tolerated...

      I'm not sure it *is* necessarily elitism. I think it's more that when you're experienced with something, you forget that what seems unbelievably simple and obvious to you isn't, necessarily. So when you're working in your field of expertise, be it computers, plumbing, or car repair, sometimes you're going to run into things that seem trivial to you, that you think even a neophyte should understand them, that are only trivial *because* you've got such a grounding in the subject.

      In other words, the thinking isn't "These people are so stupid because they're not computer experts like me," it's "These people are so stupid because this is so obvious even non-experts should get it."

      --

      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    46. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The fact that Windows is so exploitable is the reason it's exploited, not the fact that it's the most widespread.

      Uh, the last month and a half from http://www.debian.org/security/2003/

      [19 Sep 2003] DSA-388 kdebase - several vulnerabilities
      [18 Sep 2003] DSA-387 gopher - buffer overflows
      [18 Sep 2003] DSA-386 libmailtools-perl - input validation bug
      [18 Sep 2003] DSA-385 hztty - buffer overflows
      [17 Sep 2003] DSA-384 sendmail - buffer overflows
      [17 Sep 2003] DSA-383 ssh-krb5 - possible remote vulnerability
      [16 Sep 2003] DSA-382 ssh - possible remote vulnerability
      [13 Sep 2003] DSA-381 mysql - buffer overflow
      [12 Sep 2003] DSA-380 xfree86 - buffer overflows, denial of service
      [11 Sep 2003] DSA-379 sane-backends - several vulnerabilities
      [07 Sep 2003] DSA-378 mah-jong - buffer overflows, denial of service
      [04 Sep 2003] DSA-377 wu-ftpd - insecure program execution
      [04 Sep 2003] DSA-376 exim - buffer overflow
      [29 Aug 2003] DSA-375 node - buffer overflow, format string
      [26 Aug 2003] DSA-374 libpam-smb - buffer overflow
      [16 Aug 2003] DSA-373 autorespond - buffer overflow
      [16 Aug 2003] DSA-372 netris - buffer overflow
      [11 Aug 2003] DSA-371 perl - cross-site scripting
      [08 Aug 2003] DSA-370 pam-pgsql - format string
      [08 Aug 2003] DSA-369 zblast - buffer overflow
      [08 Aug 2003] DSA-368 xpcd - buffer overflow
      [08 Aug 2003] DSA-367 xtokkaetama - buffer overflow
      [05 Aug 2003] DSA-366 eroaster - insecure temporary file
      [05 Aug 2003] DSA-365 phpgroupware - several vulnerabilities
      [04 Aug 2003] DSA-364 man-db - buffer overflows, arbitrary command execution
      [03 Aug 2003] DSA-363 postfix - denial of service, bounce-scanning
      [02 Aug 2003] DSA-362 mindi - insecure temporary file
      [01 Aug 2003] DSA-361 kdelibs, kdelibs-crypto - several vulnerabilities
      [01 Aug 2003] DSA-360 xfstt - several vulnerabilities

    47. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I noticed a while back while taking calls at Stream (tech support outsourcing company) that 90% of the people who called always have major issues with their computer. They are the kinds of people who have 12000 fonts, 95 items in the run section of their registry, and 10 filesharing apps running all the time. And some mac users are worse (yes you heard that right).

      Sounds fine right? Problem is these same people always assume its my (or the parent companies) fault. I don't know how many times people have screamed at me to fix their broken computers (I mean there's only so much I can do to get the program I support up) when what they really need to do is take it to a service center or learn how to fix it themselves. I honestly wonder if Doctors get yelled at when people have heart attacks because they spent their life eating food at Burger King. Or mechanics who are ripped into when they are replacing clutch plates for drivers who don't know how to drive a manual.

      Would you honestly give a linux machine to a user who has to ask me where the start button is (hint - its the button that says start on it)? Or how about users who call up because they don't know how to install a font into Windows (Microsoft in this case has made it beyond easy to do - I mean how many of you could describe how to install an opentype font on Linux? Or better yet how many people who tell me the 4 locations Mac OS X can read fonts from and why it does this)

      In many ways I think Windows machines are just as secure as Linux machines - I mean I've never been compromised. I know thats an evil thing to say on Slashdot. But if Linux or OS X had much wider adoption with End Users I'm sure we'd be seeing the same thing - maybe not through email, but something. For one thing idiot end users would all adopt the simplest email program - or the one that comes with the desktop - all a virus writer would have to do is exploit that.

    48. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would be wrong, body shop people make their money fixing cars that the idiots wreck.

    49. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should I provide a list of EVERY win32 app that has had a flaw in the last two months? I mean, since we're just naming apps that RUN on the OS...

    50. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      That's great, some people found holes. But were they exploited on a big enough scale to make the news?

      No.

      NEXT!

    51. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 1
      - Free/OpenBSD and linux/unix have been around for quite awhile, and both are getting more usage daily. Both are on the net all over the place. Yet they're still not a target or at the very least, an unsuccessful target.

      When the Apache faw came out a couple of years ago, with an example exploit for FreeBSD, I had two attacks less than 24 hours from the news release. The pattern was the same:

      1. "Powered by" page accessed with referrer from a Google search of "powered by freebsd"
      2. Fragmented HTTP requests run for approximately one our - with no effect

      There are people out there just waiting to attack BSD systems - wanting to. There just aren't that many opportunities or vulnerable systems.

    52. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > Why isn't Linux and Macintosh turning this into a big propaganda opportunity? Both OS's can hold up the 'come to us, we've had our shots, we'll never get worms' flags and pray that the big media mentions it.

      Perhaps because at long last they realized that if everyone ran MacOSX or Linux, most users would still run random executables from random sites. While it might not be able to take over system files if not installed as root (answer to that: make the worm simply ask for the root password). Perhaps they realized that most worms are simply social engineering now, and that the deliberate obstacles placed in the path of users are simply speed bumps, and don't really amount to much security.

      Perhaps they realized that Linux doesn't come with a Propeller Beanie of L33t Smartness +2 that automatically imbues its users with all the survival skills that its proponents pick up from experience.

      Probably not. After all it did get posted on slashdot and got plenty of smug replies about the security of Linux.

      It takes no root access whatsoever to do what Sobig did to turn it into a covert spamware (and probably file hosting) network. So step down from the high horse.

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      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    53. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by EddWo · · Score: 1

      9x etc wasn't designed with security in mind but NT was. There is no reason that an NT machine couldn't be just as secure as a UNIX, if not more so. It's just that no one sets up all the ACLs that way be default because of usability concerns. The Security model is there and is comprehensive, it is just not applied very often. There are a lot of applications designed with the 9x system in mind, that will not function on NT unless they have Administrator rights, but hopefully these will decrease in future, or Win32 apps will be sandboxed as people progress to a newer API.

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    54. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      It's true of *every* skillset or profession that isn't a "common knowledge" sort of thing, but where most people nonetheless *think* they know what they're doing. Your bookkeeper is convinced you're an idiot who doesn't know basic addition; your tailor wishes you'd just give up trying to be stylish and go naked; your barber can't get you to stop parting your hair on the wrong side; your gardener curses the weeds you let grow and your black thumb; we dog trainers gripe that you let your pets behave like spoiled brats such as you'd never put up with from your kids. :)

      But you still get to make money, wear clothes, comb your hair, plant a garden, and enjoy your pets. Computers are no different.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    55. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by groomed · · Score: 1

      Ralph Waldo Emerson once said, "In my walks, every man I meet is my superior in some way, and in that I learn from him."

      What Ralph Waldo forgets to mention is that he's considered an idiot by many.

    56. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      indeed!

      the press isn't going to give a shit whether linux or bsd "has been infected by the COOLNAME virus".
      Because linux simply doesn't have millions / billions of users around the world, using the thing.

      You also have to think about the person creating the virus - he/she may be creating it to get public attention on other operating systems, such as crappy linux.

      When was the last time you saw a linux security hole/bug (such as SSH / Linux 2.4.15 fuckup) publicised in the press / on tv?
      And no, it's not because they don't exist, simply that the general public won't care.

    57. Re:Fascinating isn't it? by DJSpray · · Score: 1

      We're not unaffected... I've gotten a thousand copies over the last few days, and they are still coming, sometimes in bursts of two or three a minute, and my mail server has turned to sludge under the load of not just my account but no doubt hundreds of others getting crapped on. It would be nice if we were truly unaffected. Yes, my G4 box can't run the worm, but it has still managed to make it miserable trying to get my work done, since I supervise local and overseas contractors and we do all our communication by e-mail.

  7. Heh by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's kind of funny, although it seems that this virus requires user interaction in order to spread, so we can't really blame M$ for this one :P

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    1. Re:Heh by ctid · · Score: 4, Funny
      That's kind of funny, although it seems that this virus requires user interaction in order to spread, so we can't really blame M$ for this one :P

      Why not? Why make an email system that allows an unskilled user to run an untrusted executable? Seems bizarre to me.
      --
      Reality is defined by the maddest person in the room
    2. Re: Heh by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > That's kind of funny, although it seems that this virus requires user interaction in order to spread, so we can't really blame M$ for this one :P

      You can blame M$ for designing an e-mail client that executes anonymous attachments at a click.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    3. Re:Heh by ummit · · Score: 1
      ...this virus requires user interaction in order to spread, so we can't really blame M$...

      That's about the same as saying, of a car without seat belts or air bags, that it requires the driver to get into an accident in order to maim himself, so we can't really blame the manufacturer for omitting those features.

    4. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment."

      --> http://www.mozilla.org

    5. Re:Heh by michrech · · Score: 1

      That isn't fully true. The virus also exploits unpatched versions of Outlook Express so it can spread itself. See this page for information. It's pretty close to the top of the page.

      I've had about 4 or 5 copies come in to my computer today (I use MozillaThunderbird). All together, I've received about 3 that look like failure notices from a qmail server and probably a dozen that look like that stupid fake MS security patch.

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    6. Re: Heh by pyite · · Score: 1

      I still think this goes back to personal responsibility. There's nothing preventing a user of an alternative operating system from executing an attachment in the same way. The difference is that if the machine is run properly (i.e. user not logged in as root), then the worm/virus/whatever cannot do as much damage.

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      "Nature doesn't care how smart you are. You can still be wrong." - Richard Feynman

    7. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, the email program should have a built-in MCSE test to make sure you had l33t skillz first.

      For that matter, why let the user have access to the text of the email when they might be too stupid to read, understand and act on it, even if they did know the language? Users should have to call the sysadmin to read their mail to them to be sure they don't make any mistakes.

    8. Re:Heh by pigscanfly.ca · · Score: 1

      maybe you should RTFM .
      If they open the e-mail that is not exactly interaction (most people open the e-mail when they receive it) . Vunreable machines are automatically infected . Patched machines are infected if the user is stupid enough to run the attached program.
      It it can infect vunreable computers in what I would consider normal operation and non-vunreable computers In what I like to call luser mode .

    9. Re:Heh by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you're saying you WANT trusted computing from microsoft?? ;)

    10. Re: Heh by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Yes there is: an email client that does not even have to option to do so, and the need for an execute permission. This way, you have to detach the binary, make it executable and then run it. This prevents a lot of stupidity

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      "When I first heard Daydream Nation it quite frankly scared the living shit out of me." -- Matthew Stearns
    11. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Why make an email system that allows an unskilled user to run an untrusted executable

      You mean like Mozilla Mail?

      MS Outlook/Outlook Express blocks all executables. For the unskilled users.

    12. Re:Heh by fruitbatUK · · Score: 1
      That's kind of funny, although it seems that this virus requires user interaction in order to spread, so we can't really blame M$ for this one:P

      The second sentence of the article states: Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment.

      Unless you're counting "viewing the message" as user interaction apportioning some blame to microsoft is not unfair.

    13. Re:Heh by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think it also has to do with vendors encouraging dangerous behaviors.

      For instance, MS and even Apple want HTML email because this allows them to track email and allows advertisers to delivery fancy graphics. At least Apple lets the user turn off the HTML option.

      We also see this in MS delivering archives as executable instead of zip or tar. Sure, the executable option saves the user from having an additional program installed, but how hard can it to provide the every user with an archiver when you control the OS.

      There is no reason why MS should have ever allowed the user to develop such bad habits.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    14. Re:Heh by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'm willing to forgive Apple for a lot, just because they did the Right Thing with OS X and made the Safari browser which feels suspiciously like a Mozilla spinoff (I know that it's based on KHTML, but I haven't used KDE for a while).

      I think that people should have bayesian spam filters that don't disregard HTML tags. That way various HTML tags will get a very high spam probability and people who like putting gratuitous flashyness in emails will have to worry about it. I'm pessimistic about it happening (darn users), but it sure would be nice. Hell, I'd settle for plain text being the default under most email clients.

    15. Re:Heh by (eternal_software) · · Score: 1

      RTFA

      "Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment."

    16. Re:Heh by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1
      Actually there is an HTML IE5+ exploit that lets you embed a command to execute right into HTML. It doesn't require ActiveX, JavaScript or Java. It works even in highest security setting. It has no known patches. There is only one known workaround that involves changing a registry value that's not configurable through any dialog box. I will not present the exploit here for fear that someone would actually try what I am about to describe.

      I verified that the exploit works even on a system with all patches on, provided that you turn off antivirus software such as Norton Antivirus. So it would actually be possible to modify the virus to have it execute automatically as soon as users view the HTML email that it sends in IE-based mail viewers such as Outlook.

    17. Re:Heh by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      To extend that, why allow an unskilled user to buy a PC in the first place? I'd be very happy to see people required to own computing licenses before they were allowed to own or operate a PC.

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    18. Re:Heh by dcecchi · · Score: 1

      At least Apple lets the user turn off the HTML option.

      It's there in Outlook on Windows, too.

      Tools -> Options -> Read -> [x] Read All Messages in Plain Text

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      -dc
    19. Re:Heh by skookum · · Score: 1

      I think what you meant to say was: "Logic and reason have never stopped slashdot posters from blaming the sky being blue on Microsoft, so why start now?"

    20. Re:Heh by tsu+doh+nimh · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you'd bothered to read the description of the worm, you'd know that users can infect their machines - if they do not have the 2 1/2 year old IE patch installed - just by viewing the e-mail in an IE-friendly e-mail client that has HTML enabled by default. Outlook would do the job nicely.

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    21. Re:Heh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss bought an XP computer last week for home use. The first night at home, his wife saw a dog running around the screen, with a tag saying 'click on me to make me go away'.

      This is a design feature that MS put into IE. To blame users for that is stupid.

      Derek

    22. Re:Heh by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

      You mean this exploit? A little late to worry about Outlook's security, I think...

    23. Re:Heh by BubbleNOP · · Score: 1

      Nope, not this one.

  8. Oh yeah... by JoeLinux · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At work, they have duped over 5 of my collegues...even AFTER the email went out saying that it was going around. Well, Make an OS that any idiot can use, and only idiots will use it, I guess...

    My problem with all these worms is that it doesn't do anything after it propogates, so no one will really care except bandwidth-concious IT people. It should send itself out, then erase all the FAT tables on a hard drive.

    Or deltree the c:\winnt or c:\windows directory (or both).

    That would REALLY piss people off, who would demand that they do something to make sure that not happen again...like...I dunno...Linux or OSX?

    Just a thought...

    1. Re:Oh yeah... by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      My problem with all these worms is that it doesn't do anything after it propogates, so no one will really care except bandwidth-concious IT people.

      I don't know, the file it came with was pretty large, I bet it filled up many 'normal' people's inboxes and prevented getting further mail.

    2. Re:Oh yeah... by scsinutz · · Score: 1

      "Well, Make an OS that any idiot can use, and only idiots will use it, I guess..."

      I can't tell. Is this more hoity, shit-don't-stink conversion rhetoric? Doesn't OSX pride itself on being simple to use too?

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    3. Re:Oh yeah... by Enonu · · Score: 1

      The problem with virii that harm the system is that the regular Joe will be more likely to notice the virus and get it cleaned ASAP. This implies that they aren't as efficient in spreading. This is why, for example, you don't live in fear of getting e-bola while something like AIDS should give you some pause.

    4. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > virii ... e-bola ...

      > Learning Kanji???

      Try English and Latin next.

    5. Re:Oh yeah... by isorox · · Score: 1

      Make a worm which replaces the windows install with a linux one :D

    6. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At work, they have duped over 5 of my collegues...even AFTER the email went out saying that it was going around. Well, Make an OS that any idiot can use, and only idiots will use it, I guess...

      No. The rule is if you try and make something idiot-proof, the world will make a bigger idiot.

    7. Re:Oh yeah... by archen · · Score: 1

      I think you're deleting the wrong stuff. No, the real way for a virus to do good is to delete all Word Documents, Excel spreadsheets, and Power Point presentations. Hell I'll spread the damn thing myself!

      "Sorry boss, I don't know how we keep getting that virus that deletes all that microsoft stuff. About Open Office..."

      <nitpick> PS - I don't think win2k or xp support deltree anymore.</nitpick>

    8. Re:Oh yeah... by rediguana · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a smart worm could monitor attempts to reinfect the machine. Each time it detects another infection attempt, a counter is increased.

      After all, if lots of machines are wasting time attempting to infect a machine, may as well close it down automatically so scanning can be more productive elsewhere.

      Once the counter hits a trigger value, boom goes the file system.

      No point triggering it too early, but if it's done after you have gotten some 'value' from the infection, you could run rampant. The secret would be to not do it too early.

    9. Re:Oh yeah... by Shanep · · Score: 1

      It should send itself out, then erase all the FAT tables on a hard drive.

      I couldn't agree more. These non stop, short term solutions to fundamentally flawed software design, are far too expensive in the long term. And not just because MS software costs big bucks.

      If MS users *really* start hurting due to MS poor security, then maybe a real new World order will come about in software.

      I'm still eagerly waiting for the big bad payloads. I hope it's awful!

      You've got to be cruel to be kind! ; )

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    10. Re:Oh yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My problem with all these worms is that it doesn't do anything after it propogates, so no one will really care except bandwidth-concious IT people. It should send itself out, then erase all the FAT tables on a hard drive.

      Nah...how about the virus/worm cycles your DVD drive's region setting until the counter runs out (the region can no longer be changed) with the region set to "region 8".

      Region 8 is "Special international venues
      (airplanes, cruise ships, etc.)"

      See: DvD regions

      This kills two birds with one stone. When 1.5 million people call their computer vendor for DVD drive replacements, you can bet HP, Dell, IBM, etc will come down on the motion picture association like a ton of bricks. Goodbye DVD regions.

      The second bird (as you mentioned) is to wake people up two how horrible windows is.

    11. Re:Oh yeah... by scsinutz · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clarifying your ignorance.
      Your statement, not based in fact, but in fact HATE, is clearly recognizable and identifies the quality of your character immediately.

      Where's your manners?

      --
      =Cheers! Chris McAllister
    12. Re:Oh yeah... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Since one of its functions is to report newly infected hosts to a logfile on a remote server, one has to wonder to what degree it was created to demonstrate the power of social engineering.

      --
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    13. Re:Oh yeah... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      That's what it did to me. I have a Mac, so I wasn't susceptible, but it did stop up my e-mail briefly.

      --
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  9. Whew! by dupper · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's one good looking worm. Great UI and user friendly, too! There goes the whole 'Linux advocates create these worms to embarass MS' arguments.

    /troll

    1. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh! My hat's off to you, Sir.

      (Put down the crack pipes, moron zealot moderators. +1, Funny!)

    2. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go fuck yourself.

    3. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Done. Now what?

    4. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch more pr0n, obviously!

    5. Re:Whew! by rampant+mac · · Score: 1
      "That's one good looking worm. Great UI and user friendly, too!"

      I hear it only affects computers with one mouse button.

      *ducks*

      --
      I like big butts and I cannot lie.
  10. Weird by Tidal+Flame · · Score: 2, Interesting

    All of the big internet 'epidemics' so to speak (I Love You, WBlast, and so forth) have completly missed my system. I've been a Windows user for a long, long time and I don't think I've ever received an email containing a virus. Maybe my ISP just has really good filtering... or maybe the viruses only go after American domains... Weird.

    1. Re:Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe your just a loser and no one has your e-mail in their address book...

    2. Re:Weird by Mesaeus · · Score: 1

      You're not alone. Windows user since '90, always fully patched up, firewalled and with a half day automatic check for new virus updates. And nobody ever sends me damn virus ! Now there are at least twenty of my friends who have my email address, and the bastards singularly fail to get infected and send me a nice virus. I didn't see a single sobig.f, and now I haven't seen one instance of this new one. I feel left out. Luckily there's still Welchia pinging away at my firewall every minute, or I would get the idea that maybe my connection was down. I didn't even get a sniff of msBlaster, since port 135 was already blocked by my ISP ages ago. I'm so loooooooooooooonely, somebody please send me a virus ! snif, snif...

    3. Re:Weird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just set up an up-to-date Apache server and log all the IIS-borne worms that are still propogating.

      I get numerous daily requests for default.ida, /var/www/C, /var/www/scripts/..%5c../winnt/system32/cmd.exe and more!

      Don't feel left out, just open your eyes. These are all old worms. I wonder why they aren't stamped out.

    4. Re:Weird by michrech · · Score: 1

      What was your email address again? I've got about half a dozen of these messages sitting in my trash box right now that I can send you.. =]

      This goes for all the other "redundant" posts of the same nature.. Just send me your addresses and I'll take good care of 'ya.. =]

      Don't want you to feel left out, you know.. =]

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    5. Re:Weird by NineNine · · Score: 1

      I haven't either. Maybe it's just that all of the people that we know (that have our email addresses) are smart enough not to get a virus in the first place?

    6. Re:Weird by Archimonde · · Score: 1
      ...or maybe the viruses only go after American domains...


      Not exactly.
      I live in croatia, and get every avabile worm/virus (and my friends do).

      This one is really nasty. I've got two different mail accounts. The "main" one received 0 new viruses in the last two days, but the other, web based receives almost 5/h. This is particulary annoying because of my email2sms forwarding and 5MB account cap. The main issue is that there is no way of filtering/blocking incoming mail so i'll have to let it fill to the top and wait for the wave to calm. (I can sign-off the account but the mail2sms is such a good feature)

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    7. Re:Weird by rampant+mac · · Score: 1
      "I've been a Windows user for a long, long time and I don't think I've ever received an email containing a virus."

      Good Day,

      You may be suprise to receive this reply since you do not know me. I am the son of the Sobig.B virus. I presume you are aware there is an RPC/Internet Explorer exploit between Windows 98/ME/2k/XP.

      This is based on what they believe as bad and corrupt programming on my late father's part. May his soul rest in perfect peace.

      As you might have heard, a lot of my creator's bank account in Switzerland and North America has been frozen. Following the above named reasons, I am soliciting for your humble and confidential assistance to take custody of THIRTY Million United States Dollars (US$30,000,000.00 ), also to front for me in the areas of business you desire profitable.

      Sorry, I couldn't resist...

      --
      I like big butts and I cannot lie.
    8. Re:Weird by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Tell 'ya what... I've been using Windows regularly for about eight years and I *HAVE* received tons of these virus-infected eMails.

      I'll also tell you that I've used Outlook for about three years now...

      Lastly, I'll tell you that I have NEVER had a problem with a virus infection. EVER. I keep my Norton virus defs up to date... I keep my system patches up to date, and I run ZoneAlarm.

      Now, you may argue that I shouldn't have to do any of that, and to some degree I would agree... But then again, people shouldn't be releasing viruses, or at least not releasing them in the wild (I used to write some comeptitors in the "Core Wars" days by the way, so there is some legitimate use for viral code I think).

      I tend to agree that many, maybe even most, average users don't know enough or don't have the wearwithal to be as vigilant as I am. But I can also tell you that if they were, these problems would be no worse than the alternative OS's out there. It's not like it's that hard to leave the auto-update feature in Windows on (and I mean set to just tell me when updates are available... I don't trust MS *THAT* much), and Norton I have no problem leaving set to auto-update (I just want it to tell me when it does). ZoneAlarm is a piece of cake once you get through the first day (do you want THIS app to run 50 times), and it's pretty much overkill after updates and Norton (in fact, I can't think of a single time I actually needed ZoneAlarm to do it's job, so that's a good sign for sure).

      So, before you jump all over Windows saying it's a virus haven, keep in mind that it doens't have to be that way, it's not horribly flawed by design (you don't understand the design GOALS if you say that), and it doesn't even take very much to be safe and secure.

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    9. Re:Weird by placeclicker · · Score: 1
      All of the big internet 'epidemics' so to speak (I Love You, WBlast, and so forth) have completly missed my system. I've been a Windows user for a long, long time and I don't think I've ever received an email containing a virus. Maybe my ISP just has really good filtering... or maybe the viruses only go after American domains... Weird.
      Or maybe you just don't have any friends.
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    10. Re:Weird by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find you're just very unpopular... you have to be in other people's address books to get the worm forwarded onto you :)

      Either that, or all your friends actually have a clue.

      (no offence intended)

      --
      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
  11. Virus Warning by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The fake update has made it to Windows Update itself. Here is the name: "Recommended Update for Windows Rights Management client 1.0."

    Do not download, it's only there to own your system.

  12. It's not a worm, it's a virus by Telcontar · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The virus needs user interaction to propagate. Hence it is an e-mail virus. Only programs that propagate automatically are worms. One cannot necessarily expect the Washington Post to get such technicalities right. However, it would be nice if at least /. used proper terminology.

    Then again, if it did, it wouldn't be the /. we known anymore, would it...

    1. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by zackeller · · Score: 1

      It does not need user interaction, it needs Windows User interaction. Users will have gotten the memo going around and deleted it, Windows Users will have recieved the memo, ignored it, and bugged tech support after their "magic boxes" stop working.

    2. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by prandal · · Score: 3, Informative

      It uses the exploit described in MS01-020. Reading it or viewing in in Outlook's "Preview Pane" will execute it on vulnerable systems. I've had about 20 copies reach my home email address - that's the worst I've ever seen.

    3. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it more accurately be called a trojan virus?

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    4. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Some people call it a worm-virus. It requires user intervention to execute, but once executing, does not require further user intervention to spread (like sending around infected files) -- it has its own mail transport code and will transmit itself to other computers.

    5. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by EvanED · · Score: 1

      This is also the worst I've seen in terms of email viruses. Despite using my mail rather sloppily (including on newsgroups) I don't normally get that many infected emails. But in the last 48 hours I've gotten over 80 of these damn things...

    6. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all the recent virus/worm activity, one wonders if there's really anyone left that is 2 years behind on their patches. MS01-020 has been exploited by so many viruses that their systems would surely be trash by now.

    7. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      A) Virus = Self replicating. I see you weren't around when they started calling these this.
      B) It doesn't need user interaction. It exploits certain IE iframe vulnerability to launch itself. It does show you a YES/NO dialog, but even if you click No, it will install itself silently.

      Btw. I consider network replicating thingies worms, and those old ones which wrap executables or boot-sectors viruses. This one actually kinda wraps exe's because it hooks itself to be the executer for all apps. (I don't know exactly how this works, but apparently you can munge windows registry to tell it to launch something with something else)

    8. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      With the way people act, just call it a worm.

    9. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude that patch was TWO YEARS AGO! Are there really people still running windows THAT LONG without patches?

      Am I correct that nobody with patches (i.e. - people using IE5.5 or IE6) can be auto-infected by this?

      (Yes, you can always get infected by running it yourself, some people are just stupid).

    10. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by tsu+doh+nimh · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you'd bothered to read the description of the worm, you'd know that users can infect their machines - if they do not have the 2 1/2 year old IE patch installed - just by viewing the e-mail in an IE-friendly e-mail client that has HTML enabled by default. This is directly from Symantec's description of the WORM: "This worm exploits a vulnerability in Microsoft Outlook and Outlook Express in an attempt to execute itself when you open or even preview the message." Outlook would do the job nicely.

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    11. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Look on the bright side. At least people know how to pluralize "worm."

    12. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by FredFnord · · Score: 1

      virus n. pl. viruses

      The American Heritage Dictionary
      (Also, the Oxford English Dictionary, and possibly others I didn't check.)

      -fred

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    13. Re:It's not a worm, it's a virus by Poeir · · Score: 1

      Wyrms?

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  13. Worm Load by m.dillon · · Score: 4, Interesting
    There were over 4500 attempted deliveries of this 150K+ worm through my mail server overnight, and they are still coming. Easy to filter, but this is by far the worst worm load I've seen to date on my little server.

    On the bright side, deliveries of unrelated spam seem to have fallen due to the worm's load on the internet :-)

    1. Re:Worm Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've personally received about 50-60 in the last two days. Fortunately, a combination of Linux and SpamBayes means that I don't need to see them, and they wouldn't be a threat if I did anyway.

    2. Re:Worm Load by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, deliveries of unrelated spam seem to have fallen due to the worm's load on the internet :-)

      I thought maybe that was my imagination... I polled my spambox and only had three or four pieces of non-Swen mail in it over a six-hour period.

      Interesting.

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    3. Re:Worm Load by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      I started getting this crap on my yahoo account about 3 days ago. I've used the same account for 3 years without problems. Like an idiot, I posted it on a newsgroup several months ago, before I learned that wasn't such a bright idea. Now, if I turn the blocked address list off, my pitiful 6MB of storage fills up completely in 6 hours. My wife used to sign up for all kinds of junk on another account. She would get about 100 e-mails in the span of a month, and still have space left over. But, as you say, these 150K pieces of $&%#@!! fill it up pretty quick. Of course, I know better than to open that junk. When caught, these b4st4rds should be shot^H^H^H^H forced to lick stamps until their tongues fall out.

    4. Re:Worm Load by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, that explains it. I couldn't understand why my Hotmail account kept saying that I was running out of storage every time I logged on (and that further e-mails to me would bounce). Then I noticed all the 200kb attachments in my junk failure. What I can't figure out is how Hotmail correctly interprets these e-mails as spam, but they still leave them in the spam folder instead of auto-deleting them. I had to change my spam preferences just because of this worm.

      -a

    5. Re:Worm Load by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never before seen so many viruses hitting me, with a 60:40 ratio of virus attempts and what appear to be bounces where they've spoofed me. SpamAssassin is starting to get a handle on it, but the bounces are masking any real bounces in my caught-spam box. What's worse, I'm not getting the porn spam any more !

    6. Re:Worm Load by mechugena · · Score: 1

      I didn't start getting this until 5 hours after I posted a question on an MS support newsgroup for a severe Outlook issue. Next time, I think I'll just reformat the machine instead!!!

    7. Re:Worm Load by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 1
      Easy to filter, but this is by far the worst worm load I've seen to date on my little server.

      Lucky you, that you can filter it because you have your own little server. I'm a user of a freemail account and yes, so far I tried to poll it by POP. Then on Thursday night the first worm mails were arriving and until saturday afternoon I got a load of 60 MBytes in my box. Well, I got it because I always polled it, then I filtered it out on my machine. But then I removed this mailbox form my fetchmail config. So for those people that just want to do email and don't have the rights and knowledge to access the server for setting up filters it is the following situation:

      • If you poll your mailbox frequently you get around 20 MBytes in 12 hours. That's not big deal if you have a fast line and you don't pay for the traffic, but if you're a dialup user with a telephone modem this method means, that your modem is busy for 90 minutes to download rubbish that then you throw away. And if you have to pay for the minute it means that here in Germany you would pay 2 Euro a day for nothing or 60 Euro a month for this worm. 60 Euro is normaly my budget to feed my family for one week.
      • If you don't poll your mailboxes with POP and try to use the web interface of the free mailer instead you'll find a lot of pages to go through just to get rid of the worm. That means a lot of time effort and yes, for some people its true that time is money.

      And don't forget to have a look at your mailbox all few hours, otherwise its filled up and real mails that should reach you were bounced because of the exceeded quota.

      This worm has a big impact on every mail user and even not using Microsoft I'm paying for the load as well.

  14. Sweet! by endeitzslash · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was happy to get this e-mail from Microsoft so I could apply a cumulative patch. I'm usually so bad about patching my system in time, but this time they took the trouble to remind me personally!

    No more worries for me!

    1. Re:Sweet! by itsari · · Score: 1

      And they managed to squeeze all their previous patchs into only 105KB and release it for unsupported versions 95 & 98. I'm proud to agree to a EULA with a corperation like Microsoft!

  15. Phew by archonon · · Score: 0, Troll

    ~160 M$ patches in two days...damn, windows has more holes than swiss cheece.

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  16. hmmm ... by Vilim · · Score: 1

    I was wondering why Microsoft would send an update to me, a Linux user :p This has been crowding my inbox for the last few days

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  17. NIMBA! (Not In My Buisness AGAIN!) by JVert · · Score: 1

    Nobody at my work saw a single sobig email. However we dont run our mail server (not that anybody else did either actually). So now I can Imagine yet another 2 weeks of sending and receiving only have of what is actually being transfered...

    In fact just friday I received the tail end of email bounces from a week and a half before.

  18. it also mines usenet by poptones · · Score: 4, Informative
    I have never had a virus sent to my home machine because I jealously protect my email domain (every individual gets an email address and if it leaks they never hear from me again). Most commercial sites even seem to respect this. But I made a "junk" address for groups.google.com and, although I have only posted through there a couple of times many months ago, the virus found this address. Apparently it is also crawling usenet, or at least the groups served by google.

    Five of'em in one day. Of course, the rest will go into the trash automatically, but it was an interesting experience finally catching a taste of the "commoner" internet.

    1. Re:it also mines usenet by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

      Does it mine e-mail addy's from usenet or does it go through the entire Outlook/Express system on an infected machine? I noticed that some of the virus protection system for e-mail send out a notification which is almost as bad as the damn worm/virus if you ask my opinion. I found it interesting that of all the e-mail recipients there is a something in common with all the usenet "originated" lists: At least one of the usenet posters had an Outlook Express news agent (and ironically enough considered the group troll -- go figure) Point being that none of the recipient list just included people with non-microsoft news readers.

      I'm sure that's coincidence but something I did take note of.

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    2. Re:it also mines usenet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it checks htlm files on local systems. Your post may have been cached on someones harddrive.

    3. Re:it also mines usenet by Ezubaric · · Score: 1

      From the network associates site:

      Propagation via Newsgroups

      Within the list of servers carried in the worm are multiple NNTP servers. Analysis is currently ongoing to determine exactly how these are used (email address harvesting and/or replication)

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    4. Re:it also mines usenet by hurtta · · Score: 1
      From F-Secure:

      The worm also can search for e-mail addresses in various newsgroups. It connects to NNTP servers listed in the SWEN1.DAT file, gets a list of all newsgroups on that server and searches recent messages in these newsgroups for 'nfrom:' and 'nreply-to:' tags. When such tags are found, the worm gets e-mail addressed after them and writes them to the GERMS0.DBV file. This way the worm can harvers a lot of e-mail addresses to send itself to.

      The worm can post its e-mails to newsgroups, the names of which it finds during searching process. The worm sends the same kind of messages as it sends via e-mail.

      So it collect addresses from usenet news and propagates via usenet news.
  19. Huh? by HanzoSan · · Score: 0, Troll



    Whats wrong with Linux? Linux isnt the operating system with a new worm coming out for it every week.

    I feel pretty damn safe under Linux, how do you feel worrying about when the next worm will take over your entire machine? How do you feel about viruses, hows that Zone Alarm treating you?

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    1. Re:Huh? by cscx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please don't get me started....

      I feel pretty damn safe under Linux, how do you feel worrying about when the next worm will take over your entire machine?

      Gee, since I've never been infected by a virus or worm, and I've been using Windows since forever (both client and server side), I don't feel I have that much to worry about. Since I'm pretty confident I know how to use a computer and all its associated software properly, I don't think that Linux is that "magic snake oil" that will solve all my problems.

      BTW, I don't use Zone Alarm.

    2. Re:Huh? by HanzoSan · · Score: 0



      If you were using XP and you didnt get infected by the RPC worm you were lucky. The only way you could defend against it is Zone Alarm.

      This means your only defense is Zone Alarm.

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    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why use crap like Zone Alarm?

      Of course, that might be the only software title for Windows that you have gotten into your head. Go back to reading grc.com....

    4. Re:Huh? by revmoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or he patched it when the vulnerability was originally released, OR he is behind NAT, or any other way the worm wouldn't have a clear shot at 135.

      Zone Alarm is not the be all and end all of worm prevention :)

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    5. Re:Huh? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um no. You could defend against the RPC worm a variety of ways.

      1.) Applying the patch
      2.) Using *any* software firewall. Even WinXP's own firewall. ZoneAlarm is trash in my opinion. But it isn't your only protection.
      3.) Using a hardware firewall which blocks the RPC port anyway.

      The only defense is to stay vigilant and be smart about computers. Just because someone is using linux doesn't make it secure. No matter what Operating System you are on, you have to be somewhat proactive in protecting your computer.

    6. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My only Defense if Zone Alarm, even though there was a patch for all the RPC worms released at least two weeks in advance of any such worms coming out, and there are at least ten software firewall packages for use on Windows?

      Only idiots use arguments like yours, and I feel sorry for the pathetic world you must live in.

    7. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir...are a retard

    8. Re:Huh? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      If you get all the retards that will install anything they receive my email onto Linux, it will happen there too, no different.

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    9. Re:Huh? by riscthis · · Score: 3, Informative
    10. Re:Huh? by HanzoSan · · Score: 0, Troll

      1.) Applying the patch

      Tell this to the people who were infected and then applied the patch.

      2.) Using *any* software firewall. Even WinXP's own firewall. ZoneAlarm is trash in my opinion. But it isn't your only protection.

      Microsofts firewall doesnt work and you can get infected by the new set of trojans even with that firewall on.

      3.) Using a hardware firewall which blocks the RPC port anyway.

      Yes thats your best option but the average user doesnt have a hardware firewall.

      The only defense is to stay vigilant and be smart about computers. Just because someone is using linux doesn't make it secure. No matter what Operating System you are on, you have to be somewhat proactive in protecting your computer.

      Or if you arent a computer expert and dont have time to stay smart about computers, try Linux.

      Sure just because you use Linux doesnt make you immune, but it makes you more secure than you would be using Windows. A newbie on Linux is more secure by default than a newbie on Windows.

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    11. Re:Huh? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



      What about before the vulnerability was released? He was still vulnerable to it back then.

      I'm not saying I've never been caught with my pants down, the recent ssh bug caught me with my pants down, I'm just saying patching is not a way to secure your machine, you need to do a bit more than that.

      I've managed to not get hacked/infected even when I didnt patch in time because I know how to secure my machine in other ways.

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    12. Re:Huh? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2, Insightful



      The article said just viewing the email infects you.

      Knowing Microsoft and their bugs in their mail client, the best way to secure your machine is to stop using Microsoft products. I dont use IE, I dont use anything Microsoft but their Windows OS itself. I remove as much of their junk as I can and I run my own stuff like Mozilla.

      In Linux everything is open source so at least I can look at the code and know what software not to run, dont run poorly written software and dont run servers.

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    13. Re:Huh? by Gay+Nigger · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Or if you arent a computer expert and dont have time to stay smart about computers, try Linux.

      Are you fucking kidding me? If you're not a computer expert, use Linux rather than Windows? That's one of the most ludicrous things I've ever seen you post, and that's saying a lot.

    14. Re:Huh? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Linux is secure for the same reason as Mac OS X is secure: it's not the dominant OS. I feel pretty happy that my Mac isn't going to get hit by a virus or worm any time soon, but not because the OS itself is any more secure: I've had to download three security updates since June:
      Thursday, June 26, 2003 19:19:26 US/Eastern: Installed "Security Update 2003-06-09" (2.0)
      Wednesday, July 16, 2003 21:00:41 US/Eastern: Installed "Security Update 2003-07-14" (1.0)
      Wednesday, August 20, 2003 21:49:47 US/Eastern: Installed "Security Update 2003-08-14" (1.0)
      I also run GNU/Linux, and know that ease of update is entirely distribution dependent. It's a good OS, but nothing is secure.

      With operating systems as complex as they are today, I don't think it's necessarily fair to target Microsoft in the way many Slashdotters do. The major reason for viruses targetting Windows has to do with its dominance. Sure, MS often makes some boneheaded decisions, such as the data=program in email philosophy, but then the worm described today is based on social engineering, other than specific technical, as opposed to philosophical, bugs. If Red Hat, or SuSE, or Mandrake, or Gentoo, or Xenix, ever become the dominant OS, you can expect every mistake the FOSS community makes to be punished as much as Microsoft's.

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    15. Re:Huh? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      It depends on your security patches and whatnot -- Me, I open every email I get, and I haven't received a single virus infecting my Windoze box.

      Maybe that's just me.

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    16. Re:Huh? by flamingnight · · Score: 1, Funny

      Gee, since I've never been infected by a virus or worm, and I've been using Windows since forever...

      So what you're saying is that you've never connected a Windows machine to the Internet.

    17. Re:Huh? by westlake · · Score: 1

      The cover letter is expertly crafted and damn convincing.
      Please explain to me how someone new to Linux couldn't be successfully conned in much the same way.

    18. Re:Huh? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "I feel pretty damn safe under Linux, how do you feel worrying about when the next worm will take over your entire machine? How do you feel about viruses, hows that Zone Alarm treating you?"

      How do you feel when you walk into Electronics Boutique?

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      "Derp de derp."
    19. Re:Huh? by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

      "I feel pretty damn safe under Linux..."

      You shouldn't. You have to keep it patched too. I built an Apache server and it was rooted within 2 weeks. (Note: I'm a Linux newb who didn't know any better.)

    20. Re:Huh? by azzy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's not just you. Same here. Me too!!! I open every e-mail and run every attached executable, even if I don't know who it is from. And I've never had my computer affected with any virus or worm or trojan or whatever. Sure it crashes now and then, but all computers do, and sometimes I can't find my files... I probably didn't save them right in the first place or forgot where I put them. When it all gets really bad, the kid next door comes and fiddles with it, re-installs my system.. or something like that.. but that's just normal too.. windows has always been like this for me. And it's the best OS around, so thank god I don't have something worse.. like one of those hobby play operating systems!

    21. Re:Huh? by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      I'm just hoping that people without the sense to ignore a flood of emails telling you to get the latest patches (or at least just use it as an excuse to apt-get upgrade, or the equivalent) will have enough sense not to run as root all the time. However, this is pretty weak; newbies are, and probably always will be, susceptible to conning.

      For me, though, linux can't eliminate the big problem for me: my email inbox reaches its quota pretty fast, and it takes a while for POPfile to junk all the virux emails.

    22. Re:Huh? by azzy · · Score: 1

      Dear Microsoft,

      Thank you very much for sending my the patch by e-mail, it saved me having to download it. But I tried to install it and it didn't work. I even tried it as root, I saved the attachment to file and double clciked it, then I ran it from the shell, but I just got errors. A friend told me it's windows format, not linux format, so could you please re-send me the patch, but this time in linux format?

      many thanks

    23. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A lot of people wil blame it on "dumb" end-users. However, the scary thing is that just by an end-user clicking on the attachment in the email, they could hose their system. Even if an end user executed an attachement under Linux, it would only run as an that user, not Administrator or root. The worst that would happen is the users home directory being deleted. This is why MS Windows security is so bad IMO. Every user runs as Administrator out-of-the-box. This is the only reason ms windows is said to be "user friendly". Take a user out of Administrator mode and it is not any more user friendly then Linux. MS picked user friendly over security. Sure there are some tech savvy ms windows users that can secure their boxes much better then the masses. However, for the average user, MS gave them a friendlier environment to work in with no regards to the value of their data.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    24. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, because Linux by default does not put every user into the administrator group. If you run a malicious attachment, it will be pretty much harmless to the machine. It may be able to wipe out your home directory, but that is about it. Plus, I haven't heard of any Linux mailer that will execute an attachment for you, it usually only saves it for you, or maybe display it if it is an image. If MS would not make every user an administrator by default, then most of these viruses would be stopped cold. However, the user friendliness of MS Widnows would drop considerably and not be much easier to use then a Linux desktop.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    25. Re:Huh? by devilspgd · · Score: 1

      XP doesn't make users administrators by default, but alas, the system isn't userfriendly unless users have control over their own systems.

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      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but teach a man to phish...
    26. Re:Huh? by westlake · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The article said just viewing the email infects you

      You have to open the attachment.

      Microsoft never e-mails patches or provides a direct, embedded link to an upgrade or patch. Open Source projects like 7-Zip do, I received one this morning, so don't get too cocky, you could be sucked in real easy.

    27. Re:Huh? by westlake · · Score: 1

      The worm's cover letter is a con, a form of "social engineering," if you like. There is no fundamental reason why it couldn't be re-written and sent out under OpenOffice.org's logo or Mozilla's.

    28. Re:Huh? by Theatetus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      MS picked user friendly over security.

      True. This can happen in Linux too, though. I seem to recall Lindows gives users root by default, and from my small experience with SuSE, they seem to have something similar with being able to "save" your run-as-root permissions for apps.

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    29. Re:Huh? by Poofat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lets be honest here, anyone dumb enough to think updates come in the mail (even on linux) would most likley happily comply when it spits out "you must be root to apply this patch."

      I will agree with you that windows takes ease-of-use over security, though XP and 2003 have taken steps to prevent that. One thing that does cheese me off about windows though, is the fact that programs often have more power than the users that run them. Personally, I don't believe anything should have free run of the registry to dump any of its crap in there.

    30. Re:Huh? by archen · · Score: 1

      Download a virus on Linux
      Download a virus on Windows

      Click on them both.

      See a difference? You need mark a program as executable on Linux.

      Besides which, as it's common to partition your hard drive with Linux anyway, it's pretty easy to set aside the home directory as a partition and mount it with noexec,nosuid . That in itself would make me feel a lot more secure. I'd say Linux by its nature is more secure, but it's up to the person setting up the system to decide how secure - which could easily be no security at all, but at least Linux makes it pretty simple to tighten a system with little effort.

    31. Re:Huh? by boudie · · Score: 0

      If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

    32. Re:Huh? by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1.) Applying the patch
      2.) Using *any* software firewall. Even WinXP's own firewall. ZoneAlarm is trash in my opinion.
      But it isn't your only protection.
      3.) Using a hardware firewall which blocks the RPC port anyway

      4.) disable dcom with start -> run -> dcomcnfg

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      -- "of course thats just my opinion, I could be wrong." --Dennis Miller
    33. Re:Huh? by dramsey · · Score: 1

      Linux is secure for the same reason as Mac OS X is secure: it's not the dominant OS. I feel pretty happy that my Mac isn't going to get hit by a virus or worm any time soon, but not because the OS itself is any more secure: I've had to download three security updates since June:

      So the measure of the security of an OS is whether or not they make security patches available? Balderdash!

      OS X, or any Unix-derived OS, is vastly more secure than Windows. Part of it's the design: you can't easily override the permissions inherent in a *nix system; with Windows; you're free to nuke or alter almost any file in the system. Part of it's the design of the applications: Outlook's ability to auto-open attachments for you, for example. How convenient!
    34. Re:Huh? by A+Naughty+Moose · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So what you're saying is that you've never connected a Windows machine to the Internet.


      I know that it is hard to believe, but it is possible to have a Windows machine connected to the internet without ever getting a virus. I've never had a virus infect my work PC, which has been connected to the internet since 1997. It's a matter of using common sense: Don't open email from people you don't know (mostly spam). Don't open email in a reader that will automagicly execute whatever it opens (ie: unpatched outlook). Download files from trusted sources, don't run every app that comes your way, keep up to date on the patches, and run your computer behind a firewall. If you do that, you might not even need to have a virus scanner running all the time. (Though I don't recommend this if your running any sort of business, or routinely let unknown computers connect to your network)

      At home I don't have a virus scanner installed on any of my computers. Every once in a while, I'll download the latest dats from mcafee and run the command line scanner, but so far its been a waste of time, as it hasn't caught anything yet. At work, I have the corporate mandated Norton, and have yet to receive an infected file, but the risk at work is more then at home, so it makes sense.

      I do fully realize that I am running a risk at home, and with the latest round of viruses, I am tempted to get a virus checker going on the old home PCs, just to be on the safe side. Like most people I'm a firm believer in it can't happen to me ;)
    35. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Three security updates since _JUNE_!?!? Red Hat up2date pestered me until I installed 3 (sets) of updates on the machines this WEEK.

      That's one thing that has me thinking about the "dominate OS" argument. Even if one accepts it, and I think that is very arguable, how about the maxim that "The pioneer gets the arrows"? Linux can work out its security issues in greater obscurity.

      Thanks, Microsoft, for being the 800 lb. target!

    36. Re:Huh? by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

      here's a little bit of info about the myth of Security through Obscurity
      The reason OS X and other *nix OSes do not get attacked more often is not because of its low market share...

    37. Re:Huh? by tshak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The worst that would happen is the users home directory being deleted.

      That is always the worst thing that can happen. If a virus wipes out my System32 directory, big deal, I reinstall Windows. It's a pain but I haven't lost anything. If it wipes out my home directory, that has all of my financial data, electronic reciepts, business invoices, contacts, etc.

      Don't get me wrong, your email client shouldn't have admin privilages, but I consider my machine hosed when my home directory is hosed. Linux is no more secure in this regard.

      --

      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    38. Re:Huh? by flamingnight · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I guess I should have added or indicators. I know it's possible, but at the same time, it's seemingly rare.

    39. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Yes it does. When you do a new install and create user names, they are all in the administrators group, which gives you total control to the system.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    40. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I agree, I got this email about 10 times. Though I am on Linux, I still find it hard to believe that 1.5 million people would run the "update". These are probably the same AOL users that sent their credit card numbers over AIM because someone said they work for AOL.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    41. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No actually, he might not have been. Simply firewalling netbios ports like any half brained user would do could have protected him.

    42. Re:Huh? by kasperd · · Score: 1

      And it's the best OS around, so thank god I don't have something worse.. like one of those hobby play operating systems!

      What you described is already far worse than the system I use. I have used Red Hat Linux for four years, and I never had to reinstall. And your system crashes now and then. Mine was booted sep 1 when I got home from a vacation, which means it has been running for almost three weeks straight without crashes. The previous reboot was aug 21 when a new kernel was released. That actually means I never had any crash with the kernel version I'm using at the time. Thank god I'm not using one of those windows systems that some people need to play computer games and have to reinstall all the time. I know people reinstalling Windows more often than I reboot my computer.

      --

      Do you care about the security of your wireless mouse?
    43. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, Lindows is crap. Lindows would be open to all sorts of attacks if it ever became popular. As far as SuSE goes and Red Hat as well, they prompt you for the root password when you need to run certain programs as root. This doesn't work with just any program, only a few administrative type programs. It also does not "save" the root password, it caches that you successuflly entered the password and won't prompt you again for 2-5 minutes, similar to sudo. Though agian, this is only for a handful of administrative programs so a user can admin their PC without needing to log in as root.

      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    44. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Very true. Though I personally do not think it is a real security flaw to get a virus. I think it is a bad design choice on the part of MS. Very few apps should run as administrator/root. And the ones that do need to be carefully programmed. Under MS Windows, everything the user runs is running as administrator out-of-the-box, and it just opens up the possiblility for all kinds of attaks.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    45. Re:Huh? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1
      Linux is secure for the same reason as Mac OS X is secure: it's not the dominant OS.

      That statement is loaded. Linux isn't secure. The ptrace-kmod vulnerability is still present in the two most common kernel branches. The most common network services and applications likely to be moving data on the Internet all have had multiple, major vulnerabilities over the past couple years. These include Apache, Sendmail, OpenSSH, OpenSSL, and PHP. You may not all one of these, but the majority of Linux sites serving up content do.

      There may not be worms, but that isn't because it can't be done. There is sufficient automation in the existing crack tools for Linux. Someone need only take it to the next level and have the cracking tool upload and start a network scanning worm.
      --
      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    46. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Whats wrong with Linux? Linux isnt the operating system with a new worm coming out for it every week.

      Linux isn't the operating system with 95% of the users.

      I feel pretty damn safe under Linux, how do you feel worrying about when the next worm will take over your entire machine? How do you feel about viruses, hows that Zone Alarm treating you?

      8 years using Windows. 0 viruses and worms. No virus scanner, no firewall software. Just some common sense and WindowsUpdate set to notifiy me when there are critical updates.

      And that's having used Outlook and IE up until Mozilla Firebird / Thunderbird came out.

      Honestly, zealots love to say how awful Windows is, but most people get infected because of social engineering - like the one this article's about. You can't do anything about someone who compulsively opens all attachments - whether they're using Windows or Linux (barring banning them from attachments at the mail server, of course).

    47. Re:Huh? by cscx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you run a malicious attachment, it will be pretty much harmless to the machine. It may be able to wipe out your home directory, but that is about it.

      That is the *biggest* crock of shit ever, but I hear it time and time again on Slashdot. /home is the most valuable part of the system! You can re-install Linux in under an hour, and recover /usr, /var, and pretty much everything else (with a slight exception of changed to /etc, but that's not important). If you lose /home, you are, simply put, FUCKED. Big time. Try reconstructing that data in under an hour. You can't. If you could back up *anything* on your system (assuming you had a choice), that choice should be /home.

      Why on earth would would you care if your applications got borked? It's the data that's important.

    48. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      First, mailers under Linux do not auto-open attachments and run them. Second, even if a user saves the file and double-clicks it, nothing would happen, the file needs to be marked as an executable. Just because a file ends in .exe doesn't make it an executable as it does under MS Windows. I do agree that the email look very officail. Third, if the user saves it, marks it as an executable and runs it, it would only run as that user and NOT administartor/root, unless of course you use crappy Lindows, and keep loggin in as root. Then yes, it could do just as much damage.

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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    49. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Mine was booted sep 1 when I got home from a vacation, which means it has been running for almost three weeks straight without crashes.

      Current uptime on my XP box: six weeks.

      Thank god I'm not using one of those windows systems that some people need to play computer games and have to reinstall all the time.

      Uh, when I install a computer game I don't have to reinstall it after that. If you mean reboot - well, I just installed Homeworld 2 and it didn't even suggest a reboot.

      Try using a recent version of Windows before you spout off about how awful it is.

    50. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      See a difference? You need mark a program as executable on Linux.

      Maybe I'm misunderstanding you, but you've gotta do that on Windows too. Double clicking a virus renamed *.txt isn't going to infect your computer. It's gonna have to be an executable - *.exe, *.vbs, etc.

    51. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Even if an end user executed an attachement under Linux, it would only run as an that user, not Administrator or root. The worst that would happen is the users home directory being deleted.

      First off, the home directory is the important thing. I could care less if gcc gets deleted - I'll just fix that. If some virus goes through and deletes all my e-mail, my documents, etc., though, I'm gonna be pissed.

      Not only that, but I seem to remember a node on everything2 describing a couple steps to get root access on a Linux box. It's not impenetrable.

    52. Re:Huh? by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Not that you don't raise an excellent point (although it gets more to backup strategy than anything), but part of why this particular aspect of Linux security gets raised is the history of Linux as part of the Unix family. When you have more than one user on a machine, preventing any one user from trashing everyone's /home directory or a key system binary is vital. Even so, in a single user environment, you might be able to clobber a single user's data, but installing an undetectable rootkit? Not so easy. Now, which would you rather have (if you were a virus/worm writer): a few deleted letters to Mom and pictures of the dog or a vast army of zombie systems waiting to do your bidding?

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    53. Re:Huh? by jigma · · Score: 1

      However data files can be restored from the backups...you do back up don't you?

      There are alot more sinister things that viruses can do above deleting files, but to do those things higher priviliges are generally required.
      This is where Windows (original) security model falls down. I have to admit that they are getting better with XP Pro and even XP Home...but running as a non-administrative account is still a pain for alot of people in Windows due to some applications poor design.

      Anyways...just thought to point out that you have to think bigger than just deleted files.

      --
      "linux is only free if your time has no value" - Jamie Zawinski
    54. Re:Huh? by rekkanoryo · · Score: 1

      That's because you rely on the pretty eye-candy junk MS provides for idiots. Dump XP Home in favor of XP Professional. Disable that stupidass welcome screen and use the Computer Management console to create your new users. Hell, forget disabling the welcome screen, just use the damn console and you can create users that AREN'T Administrators by default.

    55. Re:Huh? by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So the measure of the security of an OS is whether or not they make security patches available?
      Er, no. You'd have to a complete ------- ----- to read that into my message.

      I said no operating system is secure, and that OS X, amongst others, isn't a perfect OS with a perfect trackrecord either. I proved that by demonstrating that Apple has had to release at least three security related bug fixes in the last few months.

      Now sure, you could argue that having released those three fixes, there are no more bugs. OS X is an entirely secure OS. OS X can no longer be compromised. Steve Jobs has personally found out how those bugs occured, and has shot the programmers responsible. Not only shot them, but brutally and painfully tortured them too. OS X is hence bug free, it will never, ever, ever, again have a bug, still less a root level compromise bug.

      Yeah right.

      OS X, or any Unix-derived OS, is vastly more secure than Windows. Part of it's the design: you can't easily override the permissions inherent in a *nix system; with Windows; you're free to nuke or alter almost any file in the system.
      You've probably never used OS X, but actually OS X is pretty liberal on what you can do too. It's not as liberal as Windows, but permissions on, say, the equivalent of Program Files, and some of the major configuration files, are fairly open. I can install programs just by dragging them to a particular folder for the most part, but see below.

      Even so, it doesn't matter. All that's needed is either a root exploit, which is what two of the three above security updates dealt with (the other being a bug in the screensaver password box), or a social engineering exploit. And lo, it turns out the subject of this story is an example of both! Indeed, anyone fooled by the social engineering aspect of the current virus can and will run such a program as root, and do so easily, under OS X, given an equivalent that doesn't use a bug. Despite the lack of necessity, for the most part, of implementing it this way, many OS X installers can and do ask users for administrator rights to install the programs they're installing. This is exactly what you'd expect a "Security Path from {Insert Vendor Here}" to ask for. So a social engineering exploit along the lines of Swen would indeed work under OS X.

      Anyone who believes they're secure because they run a non-Microsoft OS needs their head examining. Both OS X and Linux, the latter having a disparate and non-standardized update mechanism, the former being vulnerable to social engineering and being not 100% secure (because such a thing is not possible) are vulnerable, and it's the fact that they're not on the majority of desktops that keeps them "secure". Security by obscurity is not, as time has constantly told us, a sure-fire system. Rather than advise people to switch OS to avoid viri, it is better to encourage prevention.

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    56. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      On my Linux system there is my /home and the /home for my wife. If my wife got hit with some Linux virus, then ONLY here data is borked, not mine. This is not the situation under MS Windows. Also, I do a simple backup of both home directories every nite and put it in a directory ONLY readable/writable by root. So the data is safe. Since the virus did not wipe out the OS, I am back up and running with a simple rsync command. Again, this isn't the case under MS Windows where a virus can wipe out the data for ALL users AND destroy the OS.

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    57. Re:Huh? by tshak · · Score: 1

      ...but running as a non-administrative account is still a pain for alot of people in Windows due to some applications poor design.

      Doesn't a similar problem exist w/Linux? Isn't this why Lindows runs as root or something almost as powerful?

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    58. Re:Huh? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      To quote from my original comment:
      Sure, MS often makes some boneheaded decisions, such as the data=program in email philosophy, but then the worm described today is based on social engineering, other than specific technical, as opposed to philosophical, bugs.
      The data=program problem is one issue with Windows. It doesn't have anything at all to do with Swen, and viri have existed for Windows and other platforms that do not rely on email attachments. Indeed, the PC (IBM PC clone, Amiga, ST, etc) virus predates the popularization of the Internet by a decade or so.

      It's very important not to assume that one bug in an OS makes it less secure than another. It doesn't matter how many remote root level exploits two OSes have, if both of them have at least one, they're equal. Remember, my response to Hanzo concerned his advice that everyone just switch to Linux. It will not work. If OpenBSD had been on 95% of desktops last year, we'd be moaning about the "bone headed" decision to put a powerful command line in the OS, and have it accessable via daemon running on port 22 by default. And that's the most secure Unix we have.

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    59. Re:Huh? by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Whats wrong with Linux? Linux isnt the operating system with a new worm coming out for it every week.

      Remember that ssh vulnerability the other week? If Linux were the mainstream OS, there would have been a worm for that. I wonder if Slashdot would be breathlessly reporting about it as a new "Linux hole?"

      This entire discussion is stupid considering the alleged new "Microsoft worm" is really a social engineering attachment users are running. What is Microsoft going to do, run door to door and slap people on the wrists? I've never seen such spin on Slashdot before.

      Slashdot just needed another Microsoft-bashing article. It's sad so many people fall for it.

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    60. Re:Huh? by crapulent · · Score: 1

      What the heck are you talking about? I didn't get infected by no stinkin' RPC garbage, and I don't use Zone Alarm or anything like it. It's called:

      - Being up to date with WindowsUpdate

      - Not allowing those ports access to the internet through the router

      Please, Zone Alarm the only way? Riiiiight.

    61. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have elaborated. My home network runs only Linux. If my wife got hit with some Linux virus her /home and ONLY her /home could be borked. My data and the OS is still fine. Next, I run a simple backup every night that just copies our files to another directory that is readable/writable by root ONLY. The data is now safe. A quick cp -a or rsync command and I am back in business. With MS Windows it is not even close. The virus can wipe out ALL users data as well as the OS. That is the problem by having every Joe user running in the Administrator account. I am not trying to say that Linux is the best for security. Every OS will have holes because it is just impossible to design a comupter system without them. I just think that Linux and Unix have a better secutiry model to stop a virus from destroying all data and doing as much damage. I personally don't blame this latest virus entirly on MS. Part of it is their fault for a poor choice to sacrifce security for usability. While the other fault is because of the "AOL" type user that happily runs any crap they are sent. My grandfather-in-law has sent me tons of viruses without knowing. I bet he is one of the 1.5 million people that fell for this virus/trojan.

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    62. Re:Huh? by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      That was actually my entire point. Thank you :)

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    63. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I personally don't use any MS OS at my home. I am talking about the millions of average Joe users that will do it that way. You may have the technical know-how to not be in the Administrators group by default, however the millions of people out ther running XP Home or XP professional or any version of MS OS will be part of the Administrators group by default.

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    64. Re:Huh? by mad+flyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      -install XP -ok
      -reboot
      -install SP1 and after patch -ok
      -reboot
      -install ATI all in wonder drivers -ok
      -reboot
      computer farked to death...

      so:

      -install XP -ok
      -reboot
      -setup the video driver to "standard vga adapter"
      -install ATI All in Wonder drivers (ati version not microsoft)
      -install SP1 and after patch -ok
      -reboot
      -update ATI all in wonder drivers -ok
      -reboot
      -install battlefield 1942
      -update battelfield
      -install road to rome
      -update road to rome
      -install Thrustmaster tactical board driver
      -reboot
      -computer screwed...

      go back to line one, changed order advitam eternam...
      Maybe one day I will be able to play this game... seemed to be nice on the pictures of the box...
      Actually i'm having a lot of fun with the GBA... insert cartdrigde... oups, remove cartdridge flip over and insert cartdridge in the good direction, turn on, play... eat chips, drink coke, and watch tv at the same time...

      By the way, having an uptime of six weeks on an XP box means you didn't patch it for 6 weeks, which is between irresponsability and plain stupidity... have fun while you can, stop trolling and remove your keyboard from the TV, you're not funny anymore.

    65. Re:Huh? by cscx · · Score: 1

      This is not the situation under MS Windows.

      That's a false statement. I guess you haven't heard about the concept of NTFS file permissions, which have been around since, oh, 1993.

      Again, this isn't the case under MS Windows where a virus can wipe out the data for ALL users AND destroy the OS.

      Again, another false statement. Why do you, obviously good with Linux, automatically assume you know everything about Windows when it's pretty obvious you haven't a clue?

      Windows is just as secure as Linux, as the reverse is true -- it all depends on who is securing the machine. (Do a chmod -R 777 /home and your whole security system has just gone down the tubes.)

    66. Re:Huh? by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      Microsoft never e-mails patches or provides a direct, embedded link to an upgrade or patch.
      People seem to say this a lot, including the fine folks at Microsoft, but how is the average Joe User supposed to *know* that? Are new users supposed to just magically know about Microsoft's policy?
    67. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      That's a false statement. I guess you haven't heard about the concept of NTFS file permissions, which have been around since, oh, 1993.
      Umm, nope. It doesn't matter if your are in the ADMINISTRATORS group. You can easily delete a file or change the ACL.
      Again, another false statement. Why do you, obviously good with Linux, automatically assume you know everything about Windows when it's pretty obvious you haven't a clue?
      Nice try. I have been developing windows based software for fortune 500 companies for many years now. It doesn't matter if you deny me rights to a file. If I am in the Administrators group, I can change those rights back VERY EASILY. I can also right a program that will let me change the rights to any file if the program is ran by a user in the Administrators account. NTFS only makes a difference if the user is NOT in the Administrators group. Sadly, almost all home users of any MS Windows OS are running with Administrator priveledges. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try to delete C:\winnt or C:\windows as a user in the Administrators group an see what happens. The only time the ACL makes a difference is if it is set by an Domain Administrator. However, most home user are not running a domain controller.
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    68. Re:Huh? by jtev · · Score: 1

      except that in linux a file name is neither needed nor is it suffecient to make a file executable. you need to set the permissions on it. by default all windows files are executable. by default all linux files are not executable.

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    69. Re:Huh? by bfields · · Score: 1
      Even if an end user executed an attachement under Linux, it would only run as an that user, not Administrator or root. The worst that would happen is the users home directory being deleted.

      I'm not so sure--if, for example, that user ever uses the root password (e.g., ever uses su--probably pretty common on a home machine that has only one or two users in practice), it'd be pretty trivial to get root access.

      --Bruce Fields

    70. Re:Huh? by IceCat · · Score: 1
      Umm, nope. It doesn't matter if your are in the ADMINISTRATORS group. You can easily delete a file or change the ACL.
      Uh, You don't use root as a normal user on your Linux box, right? Why are you running as a user with local administrator on your Windows box? And before you say it's because it's too hard to get anything done on a Windows box as a normal user, don't forget the 'Run As' feature in new flavors of Windows.
      If I am in the Administrators group, I can change those rights back VERY EASILY.
      HHhhmmm, and if I am root I can easily change permission on files and directories also. What's your point?
    71. Re:Huh? by ralphus · · Score: 1

      see: chmod 755

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    72. Re:Huh? by dakryx · · Score: 1

      A major problem is a bunch of programs only run correctly when you have administrative privledges when there is no reason other than not making an attempt at making it run for a normal user. See thats the catch if microsoft made it so you're not administrator by default that would make the usability go down big time for a large chunk of people.

    73. Re:Huh? by IceCat · · Score: 2, Insightful
      excerpt from your link... So a virus like SoBig can infect a Windows machine and e-mail itself out, to everyone in the user's address book, without the user realizing it. No Mac e-mail program allows this, so Mac users would have to spread a virus like SoBig manually by intentionally mailing it other users -- not a likely scenario.
      The guy doesn't even understand how SoBig worked and I am supposed to believe him when he says OS X is more secure? Viruses haven't used the old email everybody in your address book for quite some time. They are now come pre-packaged with their own SMTP server and scan the file system for email addresses. How is OS X not allowing this?
    74. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      No it wouldn't. The program would still need to crack the root password. Just becaue you ran su or sudo doesn't mean any program could then run as root.

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    75. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      I don't run windows, and when I ever need to, I don't run as local admin. I am talking about the millions of Joe users out there that are running in the administrators account out-of-the-box and don't know better not to. This is not their fault, it is the fault of MS for making that decision to put user in the local Administrators group out-of-the-box.
      HHhhmmm, and if I am root I can easily change permission on files and directories also. What's your point?
      The point is that Linux (as well as Mac OS X) out-of-the-box has no users running as root. Running in the Administrator account is the default for MS Windows. The ONLY flavor of Linux I have heard that does somehting this stupid is Lindows. And Lindows will be hit just as hard as MS Windows if it ever gets any market share for doing something this dumb.
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      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
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    76. Re:Huh? by __past__ · · Score: 1
      Maybe that is one reason why people say this a lot, so that Joe User hears it a lot and knows better next time? Mentioning that MS has never, and will never, send patches via e-mail has become a kind of reflex for me since the (originally badly done) "Important security update" mails started, just like repeating "don't open any attachments you didn't expect getting".

      On the other hand, some people really are stupid. Some guys I know that got infected run pirated copies of some Windows OS. How likely is it that Microsoft sends patches to people that they don't have a contract with, that they don't even know about? And how likely is it that they'll send 30 mails with varying senders and subjects? (I had about 700 Swen mails when I first saw them, from about one day. I really think it's unlikely that anybody only has gotten one, although it could of course happen.)

    77. Re:Huh? by DJayC · · Score: 3, Informative

      2.) Using *any* software firewall. Even WinXP's own firewall. ZoneAlarm is trash in my opinion. But it isn't your only protection.

      Agreed. I have found that Kerio Personal Firewall has been great. It's also free for non-commercial use.. good stuff. Everyone should use a firewall as it really would protect them from just about every one of these worms.

    78. Re:Huh? by IceCat · · Score: 1
      I am talking about the millions of Joe users out there that are running in the administrators account out-of-the-box and don't know better not to. This is not their fault, it is the fault of MS for making that decision to put user in the local Administrators group out-of-the-box.
      I will agree that making the user an admin by default is a poor decision.

      But, if we are using Joe User as the example I will bet they end up running as root more often than you think. Why? Because they are Joe User. They will be lazy and not want to sudo to do things (or su). I've also seen posts to my local Linux User's Group mailing list stating that a handful of people run as root all the time, this from people who probably aren't even Joe User if they are bothering to hang out on a local LUG list.

      So while you and I understand that running as local admin (or root) all of the time is not the best idea, Joe User doesn't. As Linux becomes more mainstream I am certain we will see similar issues of people running as root all the time.

    79. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ass, you still have a machine and OS to attempt a rebuild. With Winders even that is gone. And what are you saying, Linux isn't a substitute for backups? And MS is? FFS....

    80. Re:Huh? by SuperLiquidSex · · Score: 0

      I think he was uh, being sarcastic.

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    81. Re:Huh? by westlake · · Score: 1
      People seem to say this a lot, including the fine folks at Microsoft, but how is the average Joe User supposed to *know* that?

      Assuming you occasionally visit a Microsoft web site, receive an Office newsletter or run Windows Update, chances are you've been warned that Microsoft never distributes software directly via e-mail.

    82. Re:Huh? by berzerke · · Score: 1

      I'd mod up you up as funny if I had the points. But sadly, what you put isn't so far from the truth. I've personally seen several XP systems (full, not upgrade) get hosed just by installing SP1. That God for Knoppix so I can get at the user's data.

      It's at the point where I won't install SP1. I don't want to take responsibility for it. And yes, I know that leaves vulnerabilites open, but at least *I* didn't hose the computer.

    83. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here, a handful make it through each month, but once you wise up, they are easy enough to spot.

    84. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same with me. I have been running different flavors of windows since 96, when I started college, and have never had a virus, worm, trojan, or any other derivative of. And yes, I had an ethernet connection in college, and a cable modem now. All it takes is a little common sense, and you most likely won't have any trouble. Unfortunately, much of the /. crowd seems to lack common sense, so it is a good thing many of them do not run windows.

    85. Re:Huh? by One+Louder · · Score: 1
      How many clicks did it take to get you to that page, keepin gin mind that you already knew it existed somewhere?

      Hmmm....no mention on the front page.

      Clicked the link on the front page for the security updates, no mention there.

      Clicked the privacy policy link - no mention there.

      The point is this - why would a first time user who just bought a brand new machine suddenly know that they need updates, should not open attachments on emails plausibly addressed from friends, or not trust email that purports quite plausibly to come from Microsoft?

      After all, I never have to take a new car to the repair shop immediately after buying it, and the letters I subsequently get from the car dealership don't give me smallpox.

      Why do we label quite reasonable new user behavior *stupidity*?

    86. Re:Huh? by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      ... I still find it hard to believe that 1.5 million people would run the "update".
      RTFA. It's the SECOND SENTENCE:
      The "Swen" worm arrives in an official-looking e-mail message that appears to be from Microsoft. Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment. [emphasis added]
      MM
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    87. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember that the primary target of the e-mail is the home user and not the enterprise. There the temptation to run as root can be very strong even if you are not running Lindows.
      The Linux security model limits the damage to a multi-user system, it may be much less successful in protecting the individual user---who has a lot to lose if his home directory is hosed. If the e-mail cover letter looks persuasive to you as a Linux professional, imagine it rewritten to ensnare the newcomer to Linux or the overconfident and still inexperienced Linux hobbyist.

    88. Re:Huh? by westlake · · Score: 1

      This is the IE 5 MIME header flaw which was patched two years ago.

    89. Re:Huh? by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      Do you honestly believe that if one of these so called Joe Users decided to run Linux instead, that he wouldn't log on as root at all times? Really?

      It's very simple. Put a Joe User in charge of a computer, that computer will have vulnerabilities. It doesn't really matter what OS he's running.

      At least with XP, it's getting much better. Auto updates for security patches are great for that type of user. Also, the firewall is enabled by default if you answer the setup wizard questions correctly (ie. "are you connected directly to the internet, or do you have a home network?" if you choose directly, firewall is on).

      I feel much safer having my mom using an XP box that I configured. I know it's always up to date on both critical updates and virus signatures, and she uses yahoo mail exclusively, which stops most email viruses before she even sees them. Guess what? Not a single issue with that computer in 2 years.

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    90. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /home is the most valuable part of the system! [...] Try reconstructing that data in under an hour.

      But my porn collection is on /disk2. It would take years to reconstruct that.

    91. Re:Huh? by norite · · Score: 1

      I got this in my webmail inbox - And I managed to run it using WINE (!!) i got the message box telling my my outlook box was damaged (hahahaha I don't even use that program!) and I had to re-enter my details. And it kept popping up every few seconds or so, until I finally killed the wineserver process. Of course, Linux is totally immune to this worm :)

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    92. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's at the point where I won't install SP1.
      You're not the only one.

    93. Re:Huh? by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's because it's too hard to get anything done on a Windows box as a normal user.

      Btw, 'run-as' is little more than a half-assed ripoff of 'su'. Try to install a program sometime using 'run-as'. Whose permissions does the installer use? Where do the registry settings go? Why doesn't anything work?

      I, and many others, are tired of fighting with half-completed MS 'features' that don't live up to the hype. Maybe, one day, Windows will have finally managed to implement all of the useful features that were designed into the UNIX and Mac OSes. Then I might consider using it. At MS' current rate of ignoring basic functionality in lieu of marketing buzzwords, though, that day will never come.

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    94. Re:Huh? by kasperd · · Score: 1

      I think he was uh, being sarcastic.

      I don't understand sarcasm that time of the day.... uh I mean night.

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    95. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've found that Agnitum Outpost Firewall is good also: the free version is free for all, as in beer. It does the job nicely: the link is outpost, there are two: 1.0 is the freebie.
      There are two free as in beer antiviruses too: the german antivir and grisoft avg.

    96. Re:Huh? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Wrong. More wrong.

      Maybe you should try using a recent version of Linux before bashing it.

      Most (RH, MDK, Debian) make you install a normal user account during install. All (except Lindows) include dire warnings about using the root account for normal activities.

      Lots of programs refuse to work when run as root (as opposed to Windows programs, which won't run as anything *but* admin). Any KDE app that needs root access asks for a password; Joe User doesn't need to touch a command line. He does, however, need to know the importance of layered priviledges enough to enter the root password when needed. Besides, *nothing* is easier than su, except maybe the link on my app menu that says "Terminal- Super User Mode".

      Regarding the composition of LUG's, I wouldn't be suprised if they *are* Joe User. The local LUG is often the first place Joe User goes for help.

      If anything, your entire post seems to fault Linux for bad user habits that are taught and reinforced by *Windows*.

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    97. Re:Huh? by Irevia · · Score: 1
      now, which would you rather have (if you were a virus/worm writer): a few deleted letters to Mom and pictures of the dog or a vast army of zombie systems waiting to do your bidding?
      The average system is hardly protected against local root exploits. Once someone has a regular user login, it's going to be pretty easy to install a remote shell backdoor from which an exploit-finding-script can be run to elevate to root.

      The only time getting a regular user account is different to getting root is when a box is cracked which is already secured with multi(untrusted)user access in mind, e.g. web host, which does not apply to most home boxes.

    98. Re:Huh? by Chakde+Phate! · · Score: 1

      The point is that Linux (as well as Mac OS X) out-of-the-box has no users running as root

      Unless you're running a default Mandrake install or similar.

    99. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firewall appliances did not do much for my company's network. People brought the worm in through laptops which were connected to internet at their homes.

    100. Re:Huh? by Kaedrin · · Score: 1

      While I agree that Microsoft really shouldn't have most users as Administrator by default, it's also in large the fault of the programmers that develop software for Windows that make Microsoft decide to keep it that way..

      I work in a computer lab and try hard to lock everything on the drive down before letting students have at it. Ever try running MusicMatch (any version) without being administrator? I could only get version 5 to do it, and that took a serious amount of hacking to it's registry settings + hex editing one of it's data files, even then the program could only play music, not rip or burn. Photoshop 6.0? Worked but had issues. Almost all the pre-Macromedia MX software had issues and didn't quite function properly if you were not an administrator with full rights to the program files directory. Premiere 6 wouldn't even function if a user didn't have full rights to one preference file in the Adobe folder, and if they delete that file the program won't work because it can't recreate it (Delete inhibit works yes, but Premiere is one of those programs that suffers from constant preference corruption). After Effects up to version 5.0 required full rights to a folder in program files. All current AVID software is a great example of software not written properly to be used unless you're an Administrator, and as they've been trying to push themselves into education I have no idea why they haven't fixed this problem since version 2.5 of AVID DV. Games requiring Administrator rights for anything unless you've got program files locked down is also beyond me. Only a few companies actually make their games properly as to not require Administrator rights, and I'm pretty sure it's companies own laziness and not Microsoft when some games like Quake and Unreal not only don't need administrator access, they can survive an OS reinstall and being moved between drives or computers without failing.

      Hardware insecurity causes burning software to require administrator access *or* the software alters a few policy security settings (Roxio doesn't even tell you it's doing it, where Nero requires a separate tool to even activate non-administrator burning) allowing direct access to the SCSI/IDE chain, allowing arbitrary commands used just right to bypass Windows security and do small things like read files they shouldn't have access to or to just wipe out the file table. I believe this is more Intel's fault than Microsoft's, though from the way's I've heard the issue described by Nero, but I could be wrong.

      So while you can blame Microsoft for trying to keep compatibility with current software and for leaving stupid things on by default (file sharing/NetBIOS) and not having on the built in firewall on XP/2003 Server it is also the fault of programmers who write for Windows who can't figure out how to use the system designated user folders instead of their own random place on your drive. All of Adobe & Macromedia's software is finally working properly at most recent versions as a restricted user (though Macromedia Dreamweaver MX at least requires DLL launching access from user directories, blah).

      Blame does live in Microsoft though when it comes to holes during installation. Unless you take time to learn how to script your own install and inject hot fixes manually into the CD, there is absolutely no way you can install XP/2003 on a machine while on a large LAN without risking someone or a virus breaking in through a hole that should not have been there at all before I choose to open that service. I was pretty amazed when I saw that 2003 Server didn't have netBIOS/IP sharing off and firewall on by default when that would have saved XP pre-sp1 (and now pre-sp2 with the recent RPC holes) from being taken over. Especially for a non-home targeted product, that was just backwards thinking.

      K.

    101. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "it crashes now and then, but all computers do"

      You've obviously never used a VAX or FreeBSD on an IBM high-end x86 workstation. Or QNX as used in nuclear power stations. Does not crash. Period.

      Don't let poor quality consumer software warp your view of mission-critical stuff.

    102. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      Using Mandrake 8.0, I never had to set permissions on any executables that I can remember.

    103. Re:Huh? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I'm aware of chmod, but the only time I've needed to do that is when installing CGI scripts on a remote web server.

      When I untarred Mozilla to my home directory in Mandrake 8.0 it ran without any need to change permissions that I can remember.

    104. Re:Huh? by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

      when you intall any kind of app (like an SMTP server) in OS X, the system won't let you do it unless there's user interaction. You have to enter a password. You have to be an admin to be able to install an app. Windows will run any script, even pre packaged executables without letting the user know it's gonna do it. attach it to an email and outlook runs it.

    105. Re:Huh? by IceCat · · Score: 1
      Maybe you should try using a recent version of Linux before bashing it. Most (RH, MDK, Debian) make you install a normal user account during install. All (except Lindows) include dire warnings about using the root account for normal activities.

      I've worked with several recent versions of Linux. You have missed my point. I never said that various distros didn't make you create a non-admin user account for the system. I SAID most Joe Users will end up running as root more than one thinks. Why? Becuase they will tire of typing passwords for sudo or su to do things on their system. This has nothing to do with whether a particular distro has you create a non-admin user or not.

      And before you think I am bashing Linux (which I am not) I think su and sudo are great (as I think run as in Windows is great). They let you run as a normal user day to day while providing a facility to run adminstrator type tasks as needed.

      ...(as opposed to Windows programs, which won't run as anything *but* admin).

      Yeah, go ahead and lump ALL Windows programs together. The vast majority of users on my network are not local admins on their machines, yet they are fully productive workers for our company and able to run all the applications necessary to be productive.

      He does, however, need to know the importance of layered priviledges enough to enter the root password when needed. Besides, *nothing* is easier than su, except maybe the link on my app menu that says "Terminal- Super User Mode".

      Remember who we are talking about here, Joe User. Not you, not I or three quarters of the Slashdot crowd. Nothing easier than su, eh? These are the same people that can't grasp using Automatic Update to keep their machines updated.

    106. Re:Huh? by IceCat · · Score: 1
      when you intall any kind of app (like an SMTP server) in OS X, the system won't let you do it unless there's user interaction.
      The executable that comes with SoBig acts as the SMTP server, it's not like you are INSTALLING an SMTP server on your system. ...attach it to an email and outlook runs it.
      Not if you installed the Outlook Security Patch from a touch over three years ago. And recent versions of Outlook Express allow you to prohibit access to dangerous attachments. (Tools | Options | Security)
    107. Re:Huh? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      Whose permissions does the installer use?
      The installer uses the permissions of the user you've selected.
      Where do the registry settings go?
      If you use the /profile switch(default), they go to the selected user. Use the /noprofile switch, and they go to the original account's profile.
      This is all from runas /?.
    108. Re:Huh? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1
      Umm, nope. It doesn't matter if your are in the ADMINISTRATORS group. You can easily delete a file or change the ACL.
      1. Why are you running everything under the Administrators group? 2. By default, administrators have the 'take ownership' clause you are referring to. They can take ownership of any object, and the owner of an object can always change the ACL. You can change that policy, so that anyone you want, or no one has permission to take ownership. It's under "local policies\user rights assignment\take ownership of objects."
    109. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee, I knew an old guy had been smoking 50 sigars/day all his life, and I never ever heard so much as a cough. He didn't felt he had anything to worry about. He was pretty confident in how he had to handle all that smoke and its associated carcinogenic substances properly. He told me, "stopping with smoking with not be the "magic snake oil" that cures you from all diseases!"

      BTW, he didn't use filter sigars.

    110. Re:Huh? by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Why wouldn't it be under your home directory? If you have it anywhere else, then other people can access it... Ohhhh! You naught boy! What's your IP address?

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    111. Re:Huh? by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

      Not if you installed the Outlook Security Patch from a touch over three years ago. And recent versions of Outlook Express allow you to prohibit access to dangerous attachments. (Tools | Options | Security)

      If this thing was patched, how did SoBig propagate and spread like wildfire? Some systems were never patched for one reason or another, so the patch didn't really do much, huh? Oh well, As long as your system is secure, that's great. It's one less system to spread viruses and trojans. ;)

    112. Re:Huh? by phiwum · · Score: 1

      That is the *biggest* crock of shit ever, but I hear it time and time again on Slashdot. /home is the most valuable part of the system!

      I suppose that losing /home is important, but I also suppose that it takes little effort to back up home to some other partition each evening. If my /home directory is trashed by some process with user privileges, then I still can restore it, since that process can't hose my backup.

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    113. Re:Huh? by jtev · · Score: 1

      then you obviously don't write shell scripts. or save individual files off the internet. Tar can set permisisons, as can install, the program that actualy copies the files when you run make install. Files are not executable by default. something has to make them that way. you may be being confused though because cp often perserves permissions. try running vi myfile.sh and type up a shell script. it won't run unless you chmod it.

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    114. Re:Huh? by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Disabling DCOM on Win2000 requires SP 3. If you don't want to edit the registry to manually create the key used to Enable/Disable it, use Steve Gibson's DCOMbobulator:
      http://grc.com/dcom/

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    115. Re:Huh? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Tell me, are you the person responsible for the equally innane AC post I was responding to? If you aren't, shut your trap and move along, because it seems to me that this post just doesn't apply to you. The guy is acting like choosing an OS is some choice where what people will think about you should weigh highly in your mind when choosing. That's a load of trash. I took the opportunity to broaden it to send a message to every shmuck who thinks buying an AMD will make you a better person than buying an Intel, or buying an Nvidia will make you cooler than buying an ATI(or vice versa). If you make technical decisions like that, where stupidity like that can override a sound technical decision, perhaps you shouldn't be using computers. Maybe you should be collecting stuffed animals or something instead, so you don't have to suffer when you make a stupid decision because the alternative "isn't cool enough".

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    116. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      This is NO different then a basic install of Red Hat. NO user is in the Administrator/root account. A default fire wall is turned on, and automatic update are downloaded through Red Hats up2date RHN network. The one thing that make the security tigher under Linux is that the user is NOT running in the Administrator account where as I bet your Mom is running a user that is part of the Administrator accout, or do you have her running runas all the time to instll software?

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    117. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      Umm no. Mandrake does NOT put you in the root account. There is only ONE root user. I know that Mandrake, SuSE and Red Hat do not have the user login as root. Most of them also change the back ground to some scary red image when you log in as root and also warn you when you first log in that it is not safe. The ONLY brain dead flavor of Linux I have heard of that does this is Lindows. And if Lindows ever gets big, they will pay dearly for it.

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    118. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%. It really is an idustry problem. Though I feel that MS was the root cause of this problem by making things this way in the first place. However, now the industry expects things to be this way and when you do try to lock down an MS windows desktop, the user friednly experience is gone. This is why Linux gets complaints that it is not as user friendly as MS Windows. I personally think this is a good thing because it forces all Linux users to at least know some BASIC computing skills. No one is saying you need to be a uber computer geek to use Linux. Just some basic skills like you need to su - to the root user to install software or change system wide config files. This is why at the fortune 500 company I work for the 1,000 of MS desktop users are given local admin to their PC's. It was a nightmare for the admins to constantly run around to install/unistall and configure stuff for a restricted desktop. It is much easier to give the 1,000 of users a network share for personal files and just ghost a PC that gets too hosed. With the network segmented enough and plenty of firewalls, the internal network stays pretty clean.

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    119. Re:Huh? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      As I stated before. I don't use MS Windows at all in my home network. However, at work, it was a nightmare to try to run 1,000 of desktops with restricted access. The vast majority of applications just WOULD NOT run. MS has always had the environment where user have total control and the vast majority of software out there takes that as a given. It has been far easier for the admins where I work to segment the network well, use plenty of firewalls, give each user their own network share for personal files, and to use ghost to fix any machie that gets too hosed then to try to configure 100's of applications to run in a locked down MS Windows 2000/XP desktop environment. Now, the Linux desktops run great in a locked down environment since that is how it has been under Linux since day one. Any user specific data is just handled in the users $HOME direcotry and no root access is needed.

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    120. Re:Huh? by agallagh42 · · Score: 1

      She's a regular user, and she doesn't (and can't) install software on her own. I either do it for her when I'm there, or I connect through remote assistance and do it that way.

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    121. Re:Huh? by flamingnight · · Score: 1

      Err, that should be " or indicators".
      Oops.

    122. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, at work, it was a nightmare to try to run 1,000 of desktops with restricted access.

      I find that hard to believe since I work at a place with 100,000 desktops running Windows 2000 and we all run in restriced mode.

    123. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sigars? Are these some kind of exotic cigars or somethin'?

    124. Re:Huh? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      You can always slipstream your XP iso so that SP1 is already installed.

      Ever heard of 'Enable VGA mode'? (when you've installed bad video drivers)

      XP supports changing video drivers without restarting; I have no expierence with ATI drivers, but the others I have used don't even ask for a restart when switching from 'Standard VGA.' It depends on the old driver being able to stop nicely.

      You are including game updates in the Windows installation?

      At the end of 2nd list, ever heard of 'Safe Mode'?

      Patching doesnt always mean restarting.

      There is little reason to patch if your system is secluded, at home, behind a good firewall.

    125. Re:Huh? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Gee, since I've never been infected by a virus or worm, and I've
      > been using Windows since forever (both client and server side),
      > I don't feel I have that much to worry about.

      Well, 99% of all Windows worms aren't Windows worms per se, but worms
      that impact software that only runs on Windows (usually Outlook, IIS,
      or MS SQL Server, but sometimes it's something else). There are the
      occasional worms that really do attack Windows itself, like the one a
      couple weeks back (that attacked around the same time as SoBig; I
      forget what it was called), but many of these can't infect you if you
      are up-to-date on your security updates, and most of the rest will be
      stopped by any half-decent firewall. So yeah, with safe computing
      practices you can run a secure network with Windows systems. That
      said, at work I just finished putting all the Windows systems behind
      an IP Masq gateway, because it seemed easier than keeping track of all
      the security measures I would have to take otherwise. (The NAT of
      course does not protect against client vulnerabilities, but I don't
      permit Outlook on my network, which helps a LOT; there are easily
      ten times as many Outlook malwares as there are security exploits
      for Windows itself. This latest is just the most recent.)

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    126. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any software firewall? To protect against an e-mail virus? No wonder these things spread so fast.

    127. Re:Huh? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, add this ACL your profile, or better yet- everything in 'Documents and Settings':Everyone-Execute File-Deny.
      Linux execute flag = NT execute file privelege, only with ACLs you can be more specific about just who can run what.
      Besides, compared to your steps, I wont suck up yet another partition on my hard drive.

    128. Re:Huh? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Don't open email in a reader that will automagicly execute whatever
      > it opens (ie: unpatched outlook)

      They say Outlook is patched for this. Yeah, whatever; a specific
      case has been patched. It's been patched many times before, and it
      will be patched again, and still it will automatically execute
      certain types of attachments and *hope* the authors have now finally
      thought of all the bad things such content could do and specifically
      prevented each of them. Only, they obviously haven't yet because
      the rate at which new ones are discovered has not diminished in the
      slightest.

      Bah. Save yourself a lot of trouble: don't use Outlook at all.

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    129. Re:Huh? by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      The registry has ACLs too, and even defaults protect the local machine (as opposed to current user) registry from normal users.
      Besides, apps are supposed to put all of their settings under \software\company name\program name. It's not Mirosoft's fault if some third party designer doesn't follow the rules, and it's not any worse than programs dumping random config crap into /etc.

    130. Re:Huh? by WhiteBandit · · Score: 1

      Um no. You could defend against the RPC worm a variety of ways.

    131. Re:Huh? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      Gee, since I've never been infected by a virus or worm, and I've been using Windows since forever

      Amazing, you are the only one.

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    132. Re:Huh? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      I do fully realize that I am running a risk at home, and with the latest round of viruses, I am tempted to get a virus checker going on the old home PCs, just to be on the safe side. Like most people I'm a firm believer in it can't happen to me.

      You are probably already trojaned, and being used as a mail relay ;-)

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    133. Re:Huh? by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      You have to open the attachment.

      No, you're wrong. This worm can use a two-year-old bug that lets the executable run whether or not you open the attachment

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  20. ...Not a Good Idea (R) by thermopile · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I should think it would be exceedingly hard for a marketing community to market its 'immunity' to virii -- even a marketing staff as highly trained as whatever Apple hires -- without setting itself up as the next target.

    Hypothetical advertisement: "Hey, we're Macs, and we don't have viruses."

    I guarantee you that every virus writer and his(/her?) grandmother would flock to OS X and start writing viruses with reckless abandon. Apple, Linux, Amiga, Commodore 64, and whatever other less-used operating system is probably perfectly happy to have its users sitting fat, dumb, and happy and not bragging about it.

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    1. Re:...Not a Good Idea (R) by tb3 · · Score: 0

      For crying out loud, moderators grab a clue. This isn't insightful, it's ignorant. There's no way in hell that virus writers would 'flock to OS X and start writing viruses with reckless abondon.'

      OS X has a UNIX Kernel and security model, and as such is much more robust and resilient that any Windows operating system. Applications can not be run without permissions being set, untrusted scripts or applications can not run as root, and random applications can't grab system-wide resources (like the WSH and Outlook) and start sending out emails. Further, the 'buffer overflow' exploit that is the root of many of these Windows problems isn't possible on OS X due to the CPU architecture.

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    2. Re:...Not a Good Idea (R) by tcc · · Score: 1

      > I guarantee you that every virus writer and his(/her?) grandmother would flock to OS X and start writing viruses with reckless abandon. Apple, Linux, Amiga

      Beleive me, the Amiga had plenty of viruses...

      Heck, my first virus experience was with the Byte Bandit, you know, that clever virus that was residing in memory, infecting floppies one by one and rendering them useless the next time you'd use them? (and at that time HD drives were really expensive so nobody actually owned one).

      What I find weird is today, most worms writters are targetting IT infrastructure/bandwidth issues, while they could do way more damage like erasing drives, grab information and send it left and right, etc. Dunno if it's "good people that are trying to pass a message" or a "conspiracy theory about the antivirus software sellers writing "harmless" viruses to scare people into buying A/V software" or if it's the "writer scared to get too much heat if he makes more damage" but this seriously makes me wonder... before, viruses were doing actual damage to the data, today, it's more IT infrastructure that gets hit, and that's just because of the way the internet is designed.... anyone ever wondered about this?

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    3. Re:...Not a Good Idea (R) by __past__ · · Score: 1
      Applications can not be run without permissions being set,
      Only means that the action people have to take when they read "please execute this random attachment" is a little more inconvenient. The linux equivalent of Swen would be a mail supposedly from RedHat Security asking you to install the attached RPM that contains, say, a fix for the recent OpenSSH bug. Social engineering is a very portable concept.

      untrusted scripts or applications can not run as root,
      They can not? I don't trust sendmail, yet it seems to run as root quite fine on a lot of systems.

      and random applications can't grab system-wide resources (like the WSH and Outlook) and start sending out emails.
      They can not? The only thing that would stop anyone from writing a trojan that reads my Evolution addressbook and sends mail to everyone in there is that bonobo is painful to work with. Writing a program that sends mail is trivial, witness the insane number of mailers on sourceforge.

      The Unix world is less attractive for trojan writers because it is smaller, the average clue-factor of its users tends to be higher (fewer casual users, more admin-types), and it's more fragmented, so that a debian user is less likely to install the pseudo-RedHat-patch. Other than that, there are few real technical reasons.

    4. Re:...Not a Good Idea (R) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guarantee you that every virus writer and his(/her?) grandmother would flock to OS X and start writing viruses with reckless abandon.

      But first, they would have to buy Macs, and that is enough to deter most of them...

  21. Accepted as the norm now? by thenextpresident · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't help but feel that people have accepted the fact that Computers in general get Viruses. People complain about Windows, but Windows, to most people, is the only solution. So for them, the concept that Windows gets hit with so many viruses means that users in general get hit. No matter the OS.

    I was explaining the other day to one of my business partners not to install this virus, and to delete it right away if he gets it.

    He asked me if my computer was infected, whereby I had to explain once again that running Linux, I generally don't have to worry about things like this.

    But the point is, for him, computers just get viruses. And because of that, I believe that most people are thinking: "Hrm, my computer got a virus.", not "Windows let another Virus through."

    So the majority of the people that aren't really computer illeterate (the majority), don't really know what to think when people tell them Linux is more secure.

    Because for them, it's still running on their computer, and their 'computer' got a virus. It's just their mentality. Of course, this is simply my opinion.

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    1. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by NineNine · · Score: 0

      The only thing is.... he's right. computers can and do get viruses. It's a fact of life. That bullshit about Linux being more secure is just that... bullshit.

    2. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the majority of the people that aren't really computer illeterate (the majority)"

      How about people who are just plain illiterate (like you). Can you fit a few more redundancies and double negatives in a single sentence?

    3. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by khrtt · · Score: 1

      A linux e-mail virus would really have nowhere to spread. The percentage of linux boxes among all computers is not that high, and geeks don't click on virus e-mails. There is simply not enough installed base for an effective e-mail virus. Linux being a superior OS has nothing to do with it!!!

      Now, how many of you found a T0rn root kit on your Windows box?

    4. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

      I guess this guy didnt read the recent /. article that declared that Linux computers for the first time made up more than half of all cyber attack victims for the first time last year.

      these were not the average spare parts linux boxes many of us have at home but instead were actual business servers - as in the computers that really matter.

      It seems the geeks have finally noticed that there are a significant number of linux computers out there worth attacking ... beware your perfect 'secure' linux world is about to crumble and be exposed for what it really is. You can't fly under the radar in your beat up home-made ultralight anymore.

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    5. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
      hmz...
      Because for them, it's still running on their computer, and their 'computer' got a virus
      jup... even the Anti-virus companies are calling it a "computer-virus"... which means everybody's affected, right? As soon as these companies are going to say "It's a Windows virus" THEN people may start noticing, especially if they're going to keep scores like % of viruses/virii for Windows and other OS-es.
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    6. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      LOL. Pretty hilarious. Though I have only been running Linux on 4 systems for about 12 months ( they are all on 24/7 ), I still think the fact that I have had zero viruses since I started is a good sign. Then again, I have protected my one Windows box enough that it hasn't gotten any viruses either. However, I only use that system for games and development, not email or surfing, so maybe that helps it out.

      Peace,

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    7. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      No Linux viruses because the script kiddies aren't going to bother with 0.0001% of the computers out there. What's the fucking point?

    8. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this guy didnt read the recent /. article that declared that Linux computers for the first time made up more than half of all cyber attack victims for the first time last year.

      Attacked, sure. Successfully attacked? No.

    9. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by etcpasswd · · Score: 1
      He asked me if my computer was infected, whereby I had to explain once again that running Linux, I generally don't have to worry about things like this

      Me thinks a computer virus affects Joe Sixpack more easily than Joe Smartass. Both WinXP/2K and Linux offer security options sufficient for a vast majority of the users that are in the target domain of virus writers.

    10. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      No Linux viruses because the script kiddies aren't going to bother with 0.0001% of the computers out there. What's the fucking point?

      It wouldn't matter if Linux or Apple had 100% of the computer market, they still wouldn't have anything touching Microsoft's security problems. Microsoft has always put features ahead of security, they've made an architecture that can be heavily damaged by viruses (ie you can run a malicious program on your Linux box, but unless you're stupid enough to do it as root you will only damage your own files, not other people's or system files) and they shipped their os's with a lot of services turned on by default. There might be bugs in the versions of apache, ssh and samba that come with a Mac, but they're all turned off by default.

    11. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      Well, in fact, I did read that. And that is completely different from these types of attacks this story is about, and this story is what I was referring to.

      Simply put, Evolution, or mutt, isn't integrated into the operating system that it would easily allow a worm or a virus to spread. I am not suggesting that linux is ultimately secure, but the average desktop linux system is more secure than your average windows system (with some exceptions, such as Lindows).

      Finally, that article you mentioned? It was referring to Linux servers v.s. Windows servers. Linux computers built and used for serving webpages, sending email, serving a database. This article, and my comment, were directed towards desktop users of Linux. These are two completely different areas.

      Unless you want to combine them. Which would suddenly mean that Windows is the most attacks OS out there, when you consider all the desktop machines that are attacked.

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    12. Re:Accepted as the norm now? by thenextpresident · · Score: 1

      Well, no, I have NEVER seen a computer get a virus. Show me one example, please? I mean, a virus needs to run on something, and usually it runs on an OS. And usually, the OS needs to be running on a computer. But an OS'less computer is usually pretty safe. Does that argument sound rather stupid? Probably because it's about as stupid as your response. Linux is more secure. If I open an email in Evolution, or mutt, or pine, my OS doesn't get infected with a virus. Generally speaking, the security model of *nix systems is superior to that of Windows. Linux can still get viruses. Software running on Linux can still get viruses. But not on the same scale as with Windows. However, I respect that you want to believe that your Windows machine is ultimately secure, and you want to continue playing your games on it because you can't live without it. I respect that. Go back to using your 'puter. Next time you respond, at least know what you are responding about.

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  22. Skynet is here by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know that if the situation in Terminator 3 (virus spreads over majority of systems) were to ever happen, it would happen as a result of having a massively homogenous computing environment. I really think that we should stop teaching kids how to use Word and Excel in middle school, and start teaching them how to install their own linux systems. We could create an army of informed computer users, something that Microsoft fears the most.

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    1. Re:Skynet is here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha down with micro$haft!!!!!!!!!!!111 hahahaahahhh lol

    2. Re:Skynet is here by altp · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't that just create the same problem, using linux instead of windows.

      Doesnt matter the homogenous environment, as long as that envirnment exists.

      Altp.

    3. Re:Skynet is here by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      Then we would have a homogeneous Linux computer installation, with worms exploiting OpenSSH buffer overruns. Duh.

      The way to create informed computer users is to hand them a 6502 and the manual for same, and leave them alone with it.

    4. Re:Skynet is here by alex_ant · · Score: 1

      An army of antisocial self-righteous snobs is more like it. Yeha man all the computerz r gonna crash just like they did in terminator 3!!!!!! did you see that movie woah!!!!

    5. Re:Skynet is here by JanusFury · · Score: 1

      Various configurations and flexibility aside, how is "Everyone Use Linux" any less homogenous than "Everyone Use Windows"? If Linux is to gain that kind of widespread acceptance and use, it'll have to be more standardized to the point where the hundreds of various configurations you see will be reduced to a much smaller set of maybe a dozen or two at most. That will hardly be much better than everyone using Windows - other than the fact that Linux is inherently more secure, users will still be users, and people will still infect their computers with viruses. And everyone will still be running the same basic kernel and applications; just some will be running older versions and some newer ones.

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    6. Re:Skynet is here by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
      start teaching them how to install their own linux systems

      You haven't tried Mandrake, have you? Installing Linux is easier than Windows. Well, except for Debian and Slackware - which I thought installed fine but gave me crazy error messages.

      Anyway, I don't think stopping the teaching of one thing, and replacing it with the teaching of something else would be all that helpful in producing "an army of informed computer users". Providing experience with multiple OSes would be better - familiarity with Linux, BSD, Mac, and definitely MS. Schools shouldn't be crippling kids just to further your agenda. Or Microsoft's, for that matter...

    7. Re:Skynet is here by Llurien · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's interesting to draw a parallel to the biological world. When you are growing monoculture crops, and one disease comes along that really likes the stuff you are growing, then your entire crop might be lost. Same goes for our current habit of breeding livestock that often originates from only one or a few successful parents. Here in Europe for instance we've had pig's plague, bird's plague, mad cow disease, all in the past couple of years. Each of those caused massive damage. Secondly, it's also interesting to observe that the most successful computer viruses are those that do relatively little damage to the host system. Obviously, thats because they go unnoticed longer, and when noticed, less effort is taken to eliminate them, because "it's not really doing any harm". This is strangely similar to real life, where the most successful virus ever may be the common cold. It does just enough to make you sneeze copies of the virus all over the place, but not enough to make you stay at home.

    8. Re:Skynet is here by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Buffer overrun exploits are a non issue if appropriate precautions are taken at the level of the operating system (In Linux, this facility is called "execShield" iirc). Buffer overflow exploits would simply cause a segmentation fault in the running program and terminate, the OS itself and other applications (except to the extent that they depend on the now-terminated process) would be unaffected.

    9. Re:Skynet is here by IM6100 · · Score: 1

      Naw. All you need today to be a 'hardware expert' is a phillips screwdriver.

      All you need to be a 'computer technician' is the above and way too much self-confidence.

      Hell, even here on Slashdot probably less than 1% of the people have ever soldered or wire-wrapped anything.

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    10. Re:Skynet is here by westlake · · Score: 1

      End users generally take only a polite interest in the internals of their O/S. It is neither their hobby or their profession. They have no interest or desire in becoming more "informed." and tune out quickly when you demand more.

    11. Re:Skynet is here by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
      Linux is about choice. People use many different email clients - Mozilla, Netscape, Sylpheed, pine, Evolution, mutt, firebird, etc. People use many different web browsers - Mozilla, Galeon, Phoenix, Opera, Netscape, lynx, links, etc. There are many desktop/window configurations, Gnome, sawfish, KDE, Winmaker, Blackbox, Ice, fvwn, etc.

      This is a support nightmare if you are trying to do centralized support - but it is the heterogeneous environment the original poster was talking about. An exploit for Mozilla is not going to take out nearly the percentage of Linux users as an exploit for Outlook does for Windows.

      While centralized support is a nightmare - it is unnecessary with open source. You can have many support companies specializing in various application and system choices. They can do this because the source code is not locked away by one corporation.

    12. Re:Skynet is here by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      How ridiculous. Not everyone is a sysadmin, or has the time to be one, or wants to be one. Some people are data entry.

      Not teaching kids how to use Word and Excel is insane, since it is used almost exclusively in the business world, much to the dismay of people who insist you use slower, bloated solutions like OpenOffice (which still takes 20 seconds to load up for me).

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    13. Re:Skynet is here by gordgekko · · Score: 1

      Sweet, we can trade people who don't know how to secure a Windows box for people who don't know how to secure a Linux box.

      No offense dude, but informed computer users don't come from the choice of an operating system, they exist because people are genuinely interested in computers as an ends into itself.

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  23. Finally by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was waiting for a slashdot story to tell my why I found 500 'patch' emails in my inbox over the weekend.

  24. Micor$oft makes the finest Virus propagators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is one thing that Micro$oft is great at!!!

    Virus propagators!

    Yep, MicroSoft has NO EQUAL in the
    virus propagation market.

    There is NO competetor, Micro$oft
    has the very finest virus propagators.

    1. Re:Micor$oft makes the finest Virus propagators! by DerProfi · · Score: 1

      Sheesh... How sad is it when someone on Slashdot, bastion of MS haters everywhere, is too much of a pussy to sign their name to a post bashing MS?

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  25. Yeah because Microsoft IS the computer. by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



    Microsoft has such a marketshare and such control over the media that to most average people, Windows IS the PC. There is nothing else, if you tell them about Linux they will say "Whats that?"

    Kinda like how Apple was the PC in the 80s and no one knew about anything else.

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    1. Re:Yeah because Microsoft IS the computer. by lightsaber1 · · Score: 1
      No, it'd be nice if they said "What's that?" Then you could tell them all about how great it is and convince them to give it a try...an honest try....which means serious use for 2+ weeks. If they still don't get it, they'll go back to windows, no cost = no loss. If they get it and like it, they'll stick with it -- one more convert.

      Unfortunately, more likely is they'll call you a geek and walk away. Oh well, poor ignorant fools.

  26. hmm by some_god · · Score: 1

    well as long as you know that msare greedy, you should notice that it's a fake mail, would a greedy company offer a patch or even a virus for two versions that it no longer suports (win 95 & 98) ;)

  27. Don't forget to patch your boxen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Latest Linux Vunerablities, from the DSA security alert system

    [20 Sep 2003] DSA-389 gnome-vfs - several vulnerabillities
    [19 Sep 2003] DSA-388 kdebase - several vulnerabilities
    [18 Sep 2003] DSA-387 gopher - buffer overflows
    [18 Sep 2003] DSA-386 libmailtools-perl - input validation bug
    [18 Sep 2003] DSA-385 hztty - buffer overflows
    [17 Sep 2003] DSA-384 sendmail - buffer overflows
    [17 Sep 2003] DSA-383 ssh-krb5 - possible remote vulnerability
    [17 Sep 2003] DSA-382 ssh - possible remote vulnerability (new revision)
    [16 Sep 2003] DSA-382 ssh - possible remote vulnerability
    [13 Sep 2003] DSA-381 mysql - buffer overflow
    [12 Sep 2003] DSA-380 xfree86 - buffer overflows, denial of service
    [11 Sep 2003] DSA-379 sane-backends - several vulnerabilities
    [07 Sep 2003] DSA-378 mah-jong - buffer overflows, denial of service

    Just because Linux hasn't been hit hard yet, dosen't mean it will be, after all, theres a lot of old linux 2.2 boxes out there that have hundreds of holes, but just haven[t been penetrated yet.

    1. Re:Don't forget to patch your boxen! by dusty123 · · Score: 1
      You forget one important issue with this list:
      Only few of these holes are remotely exploitable, moreover if you have a firewall, you will probably only suffer from ssh leaks, maybe also from apache/PHP leaks. Sendmail should - to my mind - be replaced by qmail/postfix except in certain, special circumstances.

      Most linux holes are local exploits, that means, someone has to have already an account and can use these security holes to gain root privileges. For most users this is not that dangerous. But nevertheless patches for local exploits should be installed.

    2. Re:Don't forget to patch your boxen! by Jesus+2.0 · · Score: 1

      Mah-Jong? Somebody can take down my Linux box through Mah-Jong?

    3. Re:Don't forget to patch your boxen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible. There was an exploit once found in Windows "Network Hearts".

  28. html by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting


    So, I have recieved a number of these (thank goodness I am running OS X) and it appears that the "notification" also contains html. So, examining the html, it appears that it actually references microsoft.com.

    If I were microsoft, it appears there is a simple way to defeat this by inserting html in the referenced source that warns recipients of this sort of thing.

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    1. Re:html by *xpenguin* · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP NOW

    2. Re:html by matthewp · · Score: 1

      BWJones wrote: So, examining the html, it appears that it actually references microsoft.com.

      If I were microsoft, it appears there is a simple way to defeat this by inserting html in the referenced source that warns recipients of this sort of thing.


      It contains links to appropriate Microsoft pages. Microsoft could place notices at those URLs warning users not to install the 'update'. But those users who would run the program probably wouldn't click on the links in the first place. Still, some warnings wouldn't do any harm.

  29. Wow. by Nexzus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Social Engineering + Professionalism + Virus = One Fun Monday Morning

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  30. LOL by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    I got a copy last night from 2 diffent senders both were caught by my wonderful ISP who filters for viri and removed the attachments. Seeing how it couldn't affect me since I run Linux I was quite happy anyway they do that. The Microsoft email does look quite good BTW I took a look before it hit the bit bucket. Both Emails were from California (The Bay area.)

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  31. Sobig by dr+ttol · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is from the creators of Sobig. They are trying to get as many venues to send spam as possible. Once the login/password + smtp info is gathered, it is sent to them and they now have a massive list of credentials to bombard the rest of the world with.

    1. Re:Sobig by Jibber · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea although I doubt it. But it would be a sure fire way of getting access to 100's or even 100,000's of email servers that support smtp auth.

      I'm just glad that ClamAV was updated before any of the other major virus utils and all my users are happily oblivious to this and other viruses.

      From my reading, it seems that there are 200 or so IP's that it does try to contact, so it might be passing that information along. I'll keep that in mind next time one of our users apparently starts spamming.

      Jib

  32. Vicious worms don't survive by IncohereD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ....because they're noticed too quickly. If you destroy your host immediately you're not going to propogate too far, now are you?

    Yes, you could make it a little more complex with time-outs or a way to select certain targets as hosts for more sending and others to destroy, but it wouldn't last and last like some of the recent worms, because it's effects would be so noticeable.

    1. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps an idea for the writers would be to get out a worm that will sit dormant on it's host for a week or so, only distribute itself when the computer is idle, and then some sort of trigger to cause damage, once it's obvious that people have discovered it. hmm..

    2. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by Exatron · · Score: 1

      I have to second that. Like good parasites, worms leech off the resources of the host, but only enough to not kill it since they would die too.

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    3. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by geekoid · · Score: 1

      however, if you put a program that will delete everything after about a week, it would effect a hell a lot of people. Now a goof parasite doesn't kill it shost, however, we ar talking about something other then survival of a species. We are talking about people doing destructions to a machine.

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    4. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      ....because they're noticed too quickly.

      I've always thought that a good worm strategy would be to have an exponential decay counter... something that ramps up the damage gradually. Like send a couple copies out in the first infection, then wait for a while, then send a few more, then wait a little while more, then send out a ton... and maybe pick one dll to corrupt with each activation.

      That way, the system seems to gradually degrade instead of just consuming a ton of bandwidth and then dying. Hell, with DLL-Hell, you would just assume that windows is behaving as usual until the whole system becomes unusable!

      Oh wait. Well, I guess you'd always assume windows is behaving as usual...

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    5. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by xmda · · Score: 1

      > ....because they're noticed too quickly. If
      > you destroy your host immediately you're
      > not going to propogate too far, now are you?

      Well, that should be easily fixed by waiting a week or two before doing the bad stuff, exactly as for example HIV. Ebola, on the other hand, is a god analogy to what you are describing, the reason we're not all dead right now is that it killed their hosts "too fast".

    6. Re:Vicious worms don't survive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then the worm could destroy the host 50% of the time. Or 30% of the time. Or if the user's name is "Les". Or if the hostname has an even number of characters. Or it could *not* destroy the host in these situations. Or it could wipe the host on a second or third exposure to the worm.

      In either case, until the host is wiped, it would just send out mail.

      The difference between natural infectious agents and manmade worms is that natural agents can't plan their fatality ratio ahead of time. Manmade worms could be tuned for a nasty equilibrium.

  33. The SPAM Connection by CedgeS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This worm looks like a clever attempt at developing a new spam system.

    It asks for the infected users name and email address. Great information for sending spam to.

    It also asks for the users SMTP server, login name, and password. The spammer who developed this worm is looking for a way to used closed relays.

    This worm is missing only 3 features, currently unreported, to be perfect. First, it should log this information and forward it in some anonymous manner (such as sending it to a few thousand people, one of whom is the desired recipient), second, second it should develop not only a list of email addresses, but also a map of who opens email sent to them by whom (so you can be sure the spam gets through), and third it should turn the comprimised computer into a distributed SPAM network relay.

  34. Why Is Everyone Worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The majority of windows users dont even patch their systems,theyll just ignore it.

  35. Old idea new spin by Stonent1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This type of trojan has been around for a while. I've been getting fake MS e-mails for almost a year now. Official Microsoft statement that we give people on the phone "Microsoft never sends you files via e-mail unless you are on the phone with support personel and they specifically say they are e-mailing you something" 99.99999999% of the time, if MS e-mails you it will only direct you to their site to READ about the purpose of the patch and then download it. Also all MS security bulletins are digitally signed.

  36. 80+ by craig2787 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've gotten this over 80 times now. It has a few typos though, so falling for it would be dumb, to the point where if you did, you deserve it.

    1. Re:80+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does blame never land on the people who write these viruses? I guess not.

    2. Re:80+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " It has a few typos though, so falling for it would be dumb"
      Have you ever tried to find typos in a foreign language?

  37. Worse than the MSRPC Exploit worms? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1
    Does anyone think that this is going to be worse than the MSRPC exploits, on one hand the worm must be executed by the user, on the other hand most users will execute any "offical" looking email attachments without second thought.
    However, this is bad, because it is bogging down the mail servers and the 'net in general, as well as filling up the mailbox and posibly causing ligitimit emails to be kicked back because of a full mailbox.

    On a lighter note though, I'm using this as a means to judge how smart my relitives are.

    1. Re:Worse than the MSRPC Exploit worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hopefully your relatives have legitimate intelligence.

    2. Re:Worse than the MSRPC Exploit worms? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      I never claimed to be able to spell without the help of spell check :)

    3. Re:Worse than the MSRPC Exploit worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope, for your "relitives'" sake, that your intelligence was merely a genetic abberation.....

    4. Re:Worse than the MSRPC Exploit worms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cut the guy some slack, it's not like Slashdot's Preview included a spell checker

  38. The installer looks genuine too by Stonent1 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Network Assocaites has some screenshots of the installer http://vil.nai.com/vil/content/v_100662.htm

    1. Re:The installer looks genuine too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no greater insult to grammar than to put a comma in the middle of that sig.

  39. Reject Executable Attachements by KidSock · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's a very good idea these days to just reject all executable attachments at "the gates" so to speak. I use postfix 1.1 so I added:

    body_checks = pcre:/etc/postfix/mime_header_checks

    to /etc/main.cf where the file referenced came from here:

    http://www.securitysage.com/files/mime_header_chec ks

    but there are many regular expression filters like this one. Note, with 2.x you need to use the 'mime_header_checks' directive rather than 'body_checks'.

    If you want to send someone an executable, send it to them in a zip or tar.gz.

    1. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by ummit · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's a very good idea these days to just reject all executable attachments...
      If you want to send someone an executable, send it to them in a zip or tar.gz.

      All this does is moves the problem around. It's not a very good idea at all (though unfortunately it's a compelling one).

      1. Soon enough, executable malware will shroud itself in a .zip wrapper (some of it already does), and at the same time, "for convenience", new idiot-aligned (made by and for) email software will make it easy to open attachments inside zip attachments.

      2. Meanwhile, it becomes harder and harder for the rest of us to use e-mail at all, as the number of proscribed message attributes grows and grows. I'm a Unix user, I want to send a fellow Unix user a script which I've placed in a file which I unthinkingly gave a name ending in ".scr", and though the file is not dangerous to me or my recipient or anyone else, it's filtered out on behalf of people who use an operating system which neither I nor my recipient use. Bleah.

      The referenced header checks disallow 53 different filename extensions, all of which I now presumably have to remember to avoid using. (The problem is of course exacerbated by Windows' stubborn insistence that extension === file type.)

    2. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by twistedcubic · · Score: 1


      The problem is of course exacerbated by Windows' stubborn insistence that extension === file type.

      Actually this is the main reason why the mime_header_checks solution above actually works. You can only distribute Windows viruses with executable extensions.
      Now, if I'm sending a file to a colleague and I'm afraid of which extension to use, I would just use no extension at all, and indicate verbally the file type, if the sender is too lazy to use the file command once or twice.
      The bad thing about the postfix solution is that it's not a complete solution. However, I used it yesterday morning, after getting like 50 emails per minute, and it was very effective.

    3. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually this is the main reason why the mime_header_checks solution above actually works

      Except it doesn't. There's been several successful mail trojans in recent months that use a ZIP package.

      Think about it -- if someone is dumb enough to ignore a warning and double-click once on a "security update", they're also dumb enough to double-click twice on a ZIP archived version. At best this gives them 5 seconds to reconsider their stupidity.

      No disrespect to the ghetto filtering solution, but every real mail scanner unpacks ZIP files for a reason.

    4. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      From the article:
      The "Swen" worm arrives in an official-looking e-mail message that appears to be from Microsoft. Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment. [Emphasis added]
      So I'm not sure that blocking the attachment is enough.

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    5. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by KidSock · · Score: 1


      Except it doesn't. There's been several successful mail trojans in recent months that use a ZIP package


      Then use this body_check expression:

      /^TVqQAAMAAAAEAAAA\/\/8AALgAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA$/
      REJECT Keep your executables!

      It matches all Win32 executable binary formats.

    6. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, ZIP is not a "Win32 executable". Hope you get to stay late cleaning user's systems, nerdboy.

    7. Re:Reject Executable Attachements by bkhl · · Score: 1

      Could someone who has already whipped up a procmail recipe for this post it here.

  40. What's the plural of "Officious Dickhead?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boxen. Virii. Jeez -- go back to class.

    1. Re:What's the plural of "Officious Dickhead?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capiti penii officiosae?

  41. Only 1.5 million? by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 1

    that's how many of these emails i've gotten.... does it send one email to every alphanumeric combination?

    1. Re:Only 1.5 million? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      that sounds exactly like thinking of a machin to me!

      skynet anyone?

      terminator+matrix combined.... mm...

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  42. Professional? You must be joking! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Professional? You must be joking! No punctuation after the salutation, and the first sentence starts uncapitalized. Obviously bogus after the first 2 words plus 1 letter.

  43. Oples and Fiats by RevSmiley · · Score: 1

    Remember this as well most people don't run all that stuff. Also lots on that list are subject to "local" exploits not remote exploits. The ssh exploits are the current baddies. Servers that run console only don't usually install xfree at all certainly not Mahjong and kdebase. It's not like Microsoft where the kitchen sink is installed and it's all enabled.

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  44. well, by infonick · · Score: 1

    off to microsoft update. i sure hope there's a... oh.

    "There are no critical updates available at this time. However, Windows Update has found other updates for your computer. To browse through these updates and select the ones you want to install, click a category title in the list."

    well, lets see here. "Microsoft Windows Journal Viewer", "Microsoft .NET Framework version 1.1", "Root Certificates Update", "Windows Media Player 9 Series*", "Update for Windows Rights Management client 1.0" and some update for "IPSec and L2TP/IPSec."

    Well, as it turns out, i am either already patched against this new threat, or i'm hopelessly open to losing it all. yippy!

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  45. Oh Shit by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

    There goes my bandwidth ---- again.

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  46. Dear lord... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    The worm's file is a Windows PE executable 106496 bytes long. It is not compressed by any file compressor. (From F-Secure)

    ...Excusemeee? HellLOOO? Virus author guys? Remember the golden glory days of Jerusalem and Eddie/Dark Avenger? Back when the motto was "The smaller the better"? Back when anti-virus makers unceremoniously categorized everything above 8 kilobytes "huge and technically uninteresting"?

    Me, here just went over severe headaches of Sobig with its interesting effects on my 50M quota on the mail server... It wasn't nice to delete 20 megabytes of virus spam twice a day. Sheesh.

    *sigh* There it goes again. Let's see how many terabytes of this crap I find from my box this time and how many zillions of bogus bounces and "thoughtful" anti-virus failure notes this will generate.

    1. Re:Dear lord... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      This one masquerades as a Microsoft security patch. If it was any smaller, it wouldn't be believable, would it?

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    2. Re:Dear lord... by ummit · · Score: 1
      ...severe headaches of Sobig with its interesting effects on my 50M quota on the mail server... It wasn't nice to delete 20 megabytes of virus spam twice a day...

      Get yourself a proper filter, bub!
      No one -- especially someone you don't know -- should be able to force you to do that kind of manual labor.
      (But I do sympathize -- I tried to deal with SoBig.F by hand for the first week, until someone pointed out what an idiot I was being. So I re-learned about procmail, and now at least the overflow-related problems of these latest viruses have gone away.)

    3. Re:Dear lord... by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      Get yourself a proper filter, bub!

      Helpfully SpamAssassin considered almost all of this garbage spam, and after a week or so I was finally so annoyed that I wrote the procmail rule to /dev/null sobig. Yet, I'm always extremely wary of making anything go to /dev/null from procmail.

      The university staff just added global procmail rules to automatically filter all viral-looking mail to separate folder. I'm hoping this will work on all viruses then...

  47. Its not just an email worm! by timelady · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh no, this multi talented worm is:

    • Mailing itself to recipients extracted from the victim's machine
    • Copying itself over network shares (mapped drives)
    • Sharing itself over the KaZaa P2P network
    • Sending itself via IRC

    But wait! Theres MORE! It has its own SMTP engine. It attempts to halt anti-virus processes. It alters the registry AND THEN it even disables the ability to edit the registry!

    Quite a nasty beasty really. And even for us nice safe Linux/BSD users there are issues. Clogged mailboxes are at least, a nuisance, at worse, a huge bandwidth cost. Those on dialup or liimited broadband access where you pay for d/ls and uploads will notice it!

    So even those of us cheerfully NOT patching frantically have consequences. The celebrations of yet another MS problem are a bit premature it seems to me. I'd rather see more outrage that such an inherently insecure and easily manipulated OS is costing ALL of us online.

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    1. Re:Its not just an email worm! by jjoyce · · Score: 1

      It also scans Usenet posts.

  48. Learn First, Post Second by DonnarsHmr · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The only way you could defend against it is Zone Alarm.

    There are several reasons what you said was just plain wrong. There were a lot of ways to avoid the RPC (MSBlast) worm. First, you could have patched when the patch was first released. It pre-dated the worm by several weeks. Second, you could have been running the built-in XP firewall. Third, you could have been running a 3rd party software firewall such as ZoneAlarm. Fourth, you could have been behind a firewall on another box or behind a hardware firewall. Fith, you could be behind a NAT box that is set not to pass incoming connect attempts to LAN side (which is the default setting for the 3 home routers I have owned). Doing any one of these would have dropped the likelyhood of getting the RPC worm to zero or near to it (e.g. it's perfect until and infected machine is hooked up behind the firewall). How are people who took one or several of these steps lucky? I have 3 Win boxen among the computers on my home network, none got infected. Though my router was catching about 5-8 infection attempts a second.

    1. Re:Learn First, Post Second by kasperd · · Score: 1

      There were a lot of ways to avoid the RPC (MSBlast) worm.

      Lots of ways to prevent connections to one particular port, but why not just stop the d... process listening on the port?

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    2. Re:Learn First, Post Second by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because maybe you are one of the few people actually using it for something....how's that for a "smack you upside" obvious answer. Damn...this story sure shows where the /. crowd is lacking in brainpower....

    3. Re:Learn First, Post Second by jonadab · · Score: 1

      All of the above. Turn off the services you don't use, put all your
      systems behind a firewall based on a different OS (e.g., Windows
      behind Linux, Linux behind BSD, or whatever), do NAT on the firewall
      and only forward through existing and related traffic plus any
      specific ports you actually need, and keep up-to-date on security
      patches. Doing all of the above will cost you less time per year
      than *one* serious infection.

      Oh, and: don't use Outlook. Ever.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  49. Don't allow dangerous attachments by rossz · · Score: 3, Informative
    If you are running Exim 4.x, get the Exiscan patch and configure it to refuse (at the connection) dangerous attachments. Here's what to add to your acl_smtp_data section:
    # First unpack MIME containers and reject serious errors.
    deny message = This message contains a MIME error ($demime_reason)
    demime = *
    condition = ${if >{$demime_errorlevel}{2}{1}{0}}

    # Reject typically wormish file extensions. There is almost no
    # sense in sending such files by email.
    deny message = This message contains an unwanted file extension ($found_extension) that is commonly used to send viruses and worms. If this file is expected and desired by the receipient, you must put it in a zip or other standard archive format.
    demime = ade:adp:bas:bat:chm:cmd:com:cpl:crt:exe:hlp\
    :hta :inf:ins:isp:js:jse:lnk:mdb:mde:msc:msi:msp:mst\
    :pcd:pif:reg:scr:sct:shs:shb:url:vb:vbe:vbs:wsc:ws f:wsh
    The advantage to refusing attachments here is you won't generate a bounce message that will almost always end up going to an innocent third party since the viruses/worms usually forge the headers.

    I'm sure there is an equilvent fix for sendmail. If you are running MS Exchange, the best way to fix your server is by taking a knife to its network cable.
    --
    -- Will program for bandwidth
    1. Re:Don't allow dangerous attachments by Soko · · Score: 1

      I'm sure there is an equilvent fix for sendmail. If you are running MS Exchange, the best way to fix your server is by taking a knife to its network cable. ...or go get Antigen from Sybari, which has the ability to kill those dangerous attachments before the user sees them - even in a zip file. Not to pricey either - if you're stuck with a Exchange server already, it's worth the money. (If you want a link, try Googling for it, m'kay?);

      Soko

      --
      "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
    2. Re:Don't allow dangerous attachments by ummit · · Score: 1
      This message contains an unwanted file extension...
      ade:adp:bas:bat:chm:cmd:com:cpl:crt:exe:hlp:hta:in f:ins:isp:js:jse:lnk:mdb:mde:msc:msi:msp:mst:pcd:p if:reg:scr:sct:shs:shb:url:vb:vbe:vbs:wsc:wsf:wsh. ..

      How long before the number of kinds of attachments that can't be sent exceeds the number that can?

    3. Re:Don't allow dangerous attachments by rossz · · Score: 1

      BTW, I've also configured my mail server to scan archives using clamav so that nasty shit can't be slipped into my network. It also catches bad things inside of files that are not rejected by extension.

      --
      -- Will program for bandwidth
    4. Re:Don't allow dangerous attachments by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      If you're stuck with Exchange server do something intelligent like sticking a Linux box on the Internet running Postfix, Anomy Sanitizer and Spamassasin. Lock it down nicely and set up a really restricted port-forwarding or proxy arrangement to allow Outlook Web Access if you absolutely, positively gotta have it.

      --
      If you don't want to repeat the past, stop living in it.
  50. Huh? by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

    The W32.Swen's claim to fame is its professional looking email advertisement that pretends to be a fake Microsoft patch.

    So..if it pretends to be a fake MS patch, does that make it a real MS patch? Or does it pretend to be an MS patch which doesn't do what it's supposed to? Or...

    Sorry, we have had to stop this live edition of talking crap, as Dave's head has exploded

  51. That's the motherfucker by vandan · · Score: 1

    Man, my email box is FULL of this shit. I feel like charging Billy Gates for the next excess bandwidth costs. Seriously, I've received HUNDRES of these fucking things. The only consolation I can take is that it must be fucking SPAMMERS that are getting the virus, because I simply don't have this many friends :)

    This has prompted me to uninstall exim, and install sendmail / mimedefang / spamassassin. Lets see the fuckers get through THAT!

    1. Re:That's the motherfucker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there you go. I use Postfix with Anomy, F-prot, Spamassassin, and Procmail. Anomy defangs all executable attachments and makes sure the mail headers are sane. F-prot scans for the known virus's Spamassassin filters almost all of the shit out. and Procmail dumps it all into the correct folders. Sweet. I only got one instance of this email and not only was the executable deleted but the email was flagged as spam. Take that you piece of shit...

    2. Re:That's the motherfucker by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1
      My ISP runs SpamAssassin and it still gets through. Why? Because viruses don't come from one killable source, and because SA isn't letting me set my threshold below 3. This gets maybe 80% of them. That's pitiful as I estimate I'm getting hundreds a day- to an email account with a 6M soft limit- over 56K dialup.

      I've been telnetting in to my shell account for days, and deleting stuff in Pine. I've never been driven to do that before, and it just doesn't let up. Thank goodness I'm kinda comfortable on Unix shell :)

      Why're they bothering me? I'm on MacOS 8.6 for crying out loud! Go pick on windows boxen.

  52. W32Swen infection rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some guy tracked the hidden counter inside the virus and posted the numbers: http://smharr4.dnsalias.net/security/index.html Pretty neat.

    1. Re:W32Swen infection rate by smharr4 · · Score: 1

      Urk... Someone posted my data to slashdot... Luckily load on the webserver is still 0.00 :)

      I compiled this data for the full-disclosure mailing list, however these numbers need to be taken with a pinch of salt.

      Once the URL to the webcounter was made publicly known, people intentionally started hitting it. One IP address hit this URL a reported 700,000 times.

      I'm hoping that the admins of the website hosting the counter will release the logs so a proper study of the data can be made.

  53. Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Schlemphfer · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I just saw the update you're talking about a few minutes ago, when I visited Microsoft's update center. I thought it was interesting they omitted the word "Digital", and simply called it "Rights Management." My guess is that it's probably because lots of people have been warned about DRM, but fewer windows users would guess that "rights management" means precisely that.

    And on another issue, where's the button in Windows Update that says, "I don't want to add this patch ever, so stop bothering me!"? Looks like as long as I use Windows Update in the future, I'm going to be stuck having to look at this offered DRM patch, and that I'll always have to remember to refuse it.

    --
    I'm generally "Interesting," "Insightful," and even "Funny" here. What the hell happens to me at parties?
    1. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by StarHeart · · Score: 2, Informative

      In classic Microsoft style it is hidden under a non-obvious name. Try Personalize Windows Updates. I just learned about it the other day from a co-worker.

      --
      Havoc Penington, the bane of my Linux desktop.
    2. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by dissy · · Score: 3, Informative

      > And on another issue, where's the button in Windows Update that says, "I don't
      > want to add this patch ever, so stop bothering me!"?

      On the windows update page after it scans for files to download, on the left hand side is a link called "Personalize windows update"
      In there it lists all patches not yet installed but listed.
      Turn off the checkbox for any of them you dont want to see.

      Have fun.

    3. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Cramer · · Score: 1

      left side... "Personalize Windows Update..."

    4. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Splab · · Score: 1

      Thanks, didnt know they had that option - finally I can get rid of those naggin choises

    5. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by DrStrange66 · · Score: 1

      Shoot I was taken by this virus... which "hotfix" ((SP2) Q8.....?) is it so I can remove it from my system? system = win xp.

    6. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by DrStrange66 · · Score: 1

      Nevermind it's called "windows rights management client" in the "add/remove software" control panel.

    7. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucking bullshit. I've done it many times before, and it never stuck. I unselect the checkbox beside whatever I don't want to see again, hit Save Settings, and it's back next time I check. It's never worked. There was this broken driver that was on WU that would never install successfully, and I tried removing that one as well cause it was bugging me. Like, ok, I already tried to install it 4 or 5 times, and it's not working take it the fuck off. Eventually it went away by itself half a year later, maybe MS realized there was a problem.

    8. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, didnt know they had that option - finally I can get rid of those nagging choices

      It doesn't work perfectly.. not all updates can be disabled in this way. For example, there's a "critical update" Q810565, "This update contains several fixes to Windows components to better support default Web browsers other than Internet Explorer". It's a 5.1MB download. WTF? I *use* Internet Explorer, and on the odd occasion I've used Mozilla I've found that it works quite well. Why can't I tell MS to sod off and never attempt to give me this patch again? And why should it be classed as a "critical", "always nag the user" patch anyway? If anything, it belongs in the "recommended Windows updates" category, NOT the "critical / security update" one..
      Grrrr.

    9. Re:Notice they aren't calling it DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's a critical update, they look like they care about giving the user their choice of browser. It's marketing, and pre-legal-defense for their next antitrust suit.

  54. Lucky? by Kircle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you were using XP and you didnt get infected by the RPC worm you were lucky. The only way you could defend against it is Zone Alarm.

    Lucky? Zone Alarm?? Well, at least you were able to show that you really don't know much about Windows (or at least not as much as you think you do).

    --

    -- Kircle

    1. Re:Lucky? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



      Zone Alarm is the only thing preventing you from being infected because almost every Windows box has RPC by default. You can disable it but how many people thought to do that before the virus?

      --
      If you use Linux, please help development of Autopac
    2. Re:Lucky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough*you're ignorant*cough*

    3. Re:Lucky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Zone Alarm is not the only firewall available for Windows users.
      2) Zone Alarm and other software/hardware firewalls act the same as your Linux box; the functionality is just not built into Windows.
      3) You don't know shit about Windows, and I sincerely doubt your intelligence about Linux.

    4. Re:Lucky? by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      A lot of us just patched the vulnerability, as the patch had been out for several weeks.

      Being behind a NAT would protect, too.

  55. I say this to my friends all the time... by mightymik2 · · Score: 1

    and it says it on the page as well... "Thank you for using Microsoft products". :):):):):) I know...it's a little mean :) That's one reason i'm on a Mac.

  56. What do you mean professional? by GabrielF · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't understand how people think this virus looks professional. The text is filled with typos and garbled and confusing to an experienced computer user like myself, it must come across as utterly incomprehesible to an inexperienced computer user. A presitgious software developer like Microsoft would never design such a crappy interface!

    1. Re:What do you mean professional? by ummit · · Score: 1
      The text is filled with typos and garbled and confusing to an experienced computer user like myself, it must come across as utterly incomprehesible to an inexperienced computer user.

      You were being sarcastic there, right? You've just described, of course, the vast majority of "professional" software documentation...

    2. Re:What do you mean professional? by GabrielF · · Score: 1

      Of course. I'm amazed that the original post was modded "Insightful"

  57. All in favor? by Splurk · · Score: 1

    I motion that we start prefacing with the word "Microsoft" ALL worms and viruses that use Microsoft software vulnerabilities.

  58. Uhh, this was *NOT* forecast by menscher · · Score: 2, Informative
    The story was forecasting a worm that would infect Windoze boxen via a second RPC DCOM vulnerability. Swen is an email virus, and, while nasty, is nothing like the worm that was being forcasted.

    A little reading comprehension would help, guys. There's a big difference between an annoying virus that gives you lots of email and a worm that takes out the internet.

    1. Re:Uhh, this was *NOT* forecast by Rock+Ridge · · Score: 1

      But that "lots of email" uses up bandwdith, without which the internet will die.

  59. I never get worms by isorox · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I didnt get a single lovebug, or andythign like that. The only thing I've ever got is one copy of sircam.

    I've had 350 of this bugger though. So much for being unnafected running linux - 50MB in 24 hours is arround 600bytes per second. I feal for the dialup user.

    Sure I can filter them, but only after they get to my inbox.

  60. Virus only for people than understant english by www.microsoft.com · · Score: 0

    If i get a e-mail writed in english i trhow it to the trash.
    Swen isn't Blaster.

  61. Bitter:Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 real newsgroup message from yesterday:

    Poster1: I received a security alert email from Microsoft with a security patch
    attachment. I installed it. Now I get about 60 or 70 emails an hour with
    subjects like "Mail System Error - Returned Mail", "Mail delivery failed:
    returning message to sender", "Delivery failure", etc. The messages are from
    Microsoft Network Security Section, Mail Adminstartor, Microsoft Corporation
    Technical Support, Mail Delivery System, etc.. I don't know why I'm getting
    these because I'm not sending any message out. I'm even getting Security
    Alert messages from Microsoft with attachements I've already installed

    Help
    ----
    Poster2: This was a virus and you are infected. Microsoft will NEVER send security
    updates via email. Update your Antivirus software and scan your machine.
    Alternatively you can go to www.trend.com and scan your PC over the
    Internet.
    ----
    Poster3: I received these also but never executed any of them and I still
    received the 60 e-maoils per hour. I have Norton Anti-Virus 2004,
    what do I do now????
    ----

    Those MVP's on the board got my respect for their endurance and patience.

  62. Virus, not worm.. by NaveWeiss · · Score: 1
    Worms are the programs that can replicate without user intervention - like by using NetBios vulnerabilities or MS-Outlook automatic execution bugs. They are the ones who pose the biggest threat since they endanger even the computer-literate people.

    But this thing is not a worm, but a virus. It can't survive without the naivete of the clueless user. That problem might be solved by providing a leaflet for buyers of new computers, which will contain information such as:

    • NEVER open executable attachments, even if they come from people you know.
    • NEVER give your email address to sites - use sneakemail or mailinator instead.
    • Oh, and use WindowsUpdate and a firewall regularly.
    And it's not the first virus that fakes MS advisories. There was at least another one that I received. It looked like a real advisory and even included a link to the IE advisory page ("for more information..")
    --
    Slashdot community, please notice: I am looking for a girlfriend.
    Nave H. Weiss
  63. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  64. Very devious, first they send it, then they... by Zathras11 · · Score: 1

    follow up with several clever FAKE bounced
    e-mails also containing it. I've been getting
    about 10 per day (total) for the last 3-4 days
    now, at an e-mail address I use to sell on eBay.
    The "patch" e-mail looks very real, but of
    course I'm not stupid, and the e-mail address
    is obviously fake. I NEVER open e-mail any way
    but as straight ASCII text, no matter who it is
    from. And I NEVER open attachments, from ANYONE!

  65. KNOWN TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HANZOSAN IS A TROLLER, CHECK HIS COMMENT HISTROY.

    Beating lameness filter.

    a href=ignore thhscrap to beat the lasmeness Please try to keep posts on topic.
    Try to reply to other people's comments instead of starting new threads.
    Read other people's messages before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
    Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about.
    Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriat

    1. Re:KNOWN TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not a troll, he's just an idiot. You can tell he actually believes what he says.

    2. Re:KNOWN TROLL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one likes a tattle tale, Danny. Except, of course, for me.

  66. Actually, the article states by gotr00t · · Score: 1
    The worm has two methods of propogation: from vulnerable users who just view the e-mail, and from invulnurable users who install the patch. In the former case, there needs to be no user interaction to propogate the worm. The "vulnerability" is actually a flaw in Internet Explorer as the Washington Post article states.

    I wonder what the return IP address on the mail is... wouldn't users be able to see the SMTP headers so that they would know that M$ did not send it to them?

  67. The Viruses Will Follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, what happens when the user gets an email that looks like it came from support@apple.com and it tells them to install a binary file?

    Same damned thing.

    You can't patch the vulnerability that sits between the keyboard and the chair.

    Although Microsoft has tried. Anyone running a version of Outlook released in the past 2 years can't open the binary attachment that this worm sends. If that was attempted elsewhere people would be crying bloody murder.

    1. Re:The Viruses Will Follow by IshanCaspian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, but a virus running as root (e.g. any application on windows) is going to do a helluva lot more damage than something running at user level.

      --

      But there is another kind of evil that we must fear most... and that is the indifference of good men.
    2. Re:The Viruses Will Follow by jpkunst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but a virus running as root (e.g. any application on windows) is going to do a helluva lot more damage than something running at user level.

      Don't know about that. I'd say that the most valuable files for a user would be the files that are owned by themselves rather than the 'system files' owned by root. Speaking for desktops rather than servers here of course.

      JP

    3. Re:The Viruses Will Follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but a virus running as root (e.g. any application on windows) is going to do a helluva lot more damage than something running at user level.

      A virus running as you, destroying or corrupting all of your data is going to cause enough of helluva damage for sure.

      Say in short that whole MY OS is securer than YOUR OS is not going to solve anything. It is just one side of the coin and the other needs to become to let people who send out viruses and worms feel that they are just a bunch of retarded stinking assholes who are unable to create anything useful and treat them as such.

    4. Re:The Viruses Will Follow by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      True, but if you'll notice, the latest crop of viruses don't actually cause any damage. They're more concerned with propagation rather than killing their host outright. I don't think this latest one does any damage at all other than disabling antivirus software and such. Something like that will do its thing whether it's running as root or not.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
  68. 2500+ and counting... by mccalli · · Score: 1
    Snap. Since this thing began, I've had over 2500 of these wonders mailed to my home address.

    Fortunately, I am covered on three accounts - I use OS X on the client, I use Linux as a mailserver, and I run SpamAssassin on that server.

    Bloody irritating though.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:2500+ and counting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, I am lucky, I got *only* about 400 - I am so glad I have DSL and flatrate...

    2. Re:2500+ and counting... by slasher999 · · Score: 1

      We're around 3000 or so now. Deleted 800 this am at around 10, by 3 pm there was another 100 to be deleted.

    3. Re:2500+ and counting... by malelder · · Score: 1

      Strange, I have 3 email accounts, plus a hotmail account, and run XP, and I haven't gotten a single one yet :/ Could someone forward one on to me? (:

      --


      Yuma, AZ...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
  69. Another perhaps??? by codepunk · · Score: 1

    In the last few hours I started receiving a new one I believe. This one attempts to autorun in outlook using the html view flaw.

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    Got Code?
  70. Special Knoppix Boot CD needed by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has Linux based Virus scanner that can update itself to scan hard drives for known viruses. That way if Windows goes Wonky, boot to Knoppix and do a virus scan to see if you got infected.

    That way you won't risk running an infected machine on the Internet and infect others.

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    Remember, Slashdot does not have a -1 disagree moderation, and no, troll, flamebait, and overrated are not substitutes.
    1. Re:Special Knoppix Boot CD needed by CvD · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that these days most Windows systems use NTFS, which has readonly support under Knoppix (and Linux). So, you'd be able to find the worm on your HD, but you wouldn't be able to remove it.

      All the same, its a pretty good idea.

      Cheers,

      Costyn.

    2. Re:Special Knoppix Boot CD needed by jonadab · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > NTFS, which has readonly support

      Indeed. IMO, read/write support for NTFS is one of the top three most
      overdue features the Linux kernel needs. A versioned filesystem (a la
      what VMS has, but built from the ground up for Linux) is another. I'm
      sure there's a third feature as long overdue as these two, but I don't
      know what it is.

      --
      Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  71. Sure it wouldn't last by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    But this isn't exactly biological evolution we're talking about here; if one worm "goes extinct" by wiping the hard drives on it's fifty million hosts, there will still be crackers waiting to use new code (or the same code patched for a new exploit) for the next worm.

    And even if the theory that destructive worms wouldn't spread as fast as non-destructive worms is true, it's not an explanation for why we haven't been seeing non-destructive worms. It's not as if criminals initially tried to exploit the RPC hole with a destructive worm and failed; the non-destructive worm was the only one written to begin with. I'd be very curious to know why - system crackers with a conscience?

    1. Re:Sure it wouldn't last by Rocinante · · Score: 1

      the non-destructive worm was the only one written to begin with. I'd be very curious to know why - system crackers with a conscience?

      I would guess it has more to do with staying under the radar of the authorities. It's hard to catch these guys, but just imagine the kind of law enforcement effort that will be brought to bear on the worm writer who's responsible for $100 billion of international damage. These guys are just doing it for thrills and prestige in a tiny subculture; what benefit would they get for the extra risk of writing a really destructive worm?

      Now, when guys start showing up at Al Quaeda summits with copies of "Windows Worms For Dummies" you should start to worry.

      --
      Just trying to open someone's head! I mean "mind!" Open someone's mind, um, to the possibilities! With explosives!
  72. MOVE IT SLASHDUH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanna troll damnit! Post a new story NOW! Can't stay way down here.

  73. It Appears to be a MS Patch Update by Herkum01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    But they claim that it is really a virus. So how can you differentiate between the two?

  74. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  75. Odd wording by Fizzl · · Score: 1

    ..that pretends to be a fake Microsoft patch

    There's something patently wrong in this sentence, but I can't quite put my finger on it...

    Maybe it just confuses me on so many levels :)

  76. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  77. Use IMAP by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    Persuade your ISP to use IMAP (or pay for the service yourself), and you don't need to download messages you don't care about. Plus, moden clients like Mozilla mail and KMail can even download partial messages, so attachments are not downloaded unless you actually open them.

  78. You guys with your own mail servers are lucky ... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    as are those of you, who use somewhat intelligent clients.

    I have one account that's on the receiving end of this worm, and I can only access it via webmail. A slow webmail. When I only have 20 messages (in all) it takes 35 seconds to load the page; when I have 472 unread messages it takes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long to load the page.

    Oh, yeah - it gets better. I actually need this account, as it's the main communication with the rest of the school. Oh, yeah - a bunch of administrators who don't give a rats ass about this, and don't see the need to do a virus scan on the server - even though the university has 15,000 users, 5,000 computers (~4,000 running windows), hot spots in all buildings and gigabit internet. I can't wait for just one computer to get infected and set off a violent chain reaction.

    Oh - just to spice things up - the university lent a helping hand in knocking the root servers off the internet a while back, but hey - that's okay - it's not a problem for the administrators, because "we're using unix, so we aren't in harms way", which was an actual response, when I called and gave them a heads up yesterday morning, when I received 124 emails in an hour ...

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  79. Windows users owe the alternative OS "sinks" big. by Yaztromo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    W32.Swen is really aggrevating me over here. In the past few days I've received over 1000 copies. And I'm not terribly happy about it. I'm probably averaging at least 100 per hour during the day, and about 300 at night (when my primary e-mail system is offline).

    The really irritating part? My _entire_ network consists of one OS/2 box (the e-mail client machine), and three Linux boxes. Not a single one can be infected by this virus, and not a single one could propogate it (unless I explicitly wanted to do so, which I don't).

    Now thankfully I'm on a pretty decent cable modem service here (really good speed), bogofilter was quickly trained to detect and toss these messages into a SPAM folder (where they quickly get deleted), and my mail client (PMMail/2) has a remote control feature that allows me to scan message titles on the server and delete the messages without downloading them.

    But still -- imagine if this weren't an immune OS/2 machine, but one of the Windows machines that could be infected. I could very well be propogating these as well. But because of my good choices in OS's, I don't.

    Thus, I think I'm doing a public service by _not_ running Windows and propogating these viruses, but instead act as a sink to prevent them from propogating. My machine is the end-of-the-line for these viruses -- even though getting thousands of e-mail is highly annoying, my machine (in effect) "kills" the ones I receive, causing their propogation lines to end.

    I think Windows users on the Internet owe those of us who run other operating systems, and they owe us big. They can start paying up by PROPERLY PATCHING THEIR SYSTEMS!!! (Stopping sending me $^&*%^&!! hundreds of copies of W32.Swen would be really helpful as well).

    Yaz.

  80. Exactly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    110% right.

  81. Re: Microsoft Ease + Linux Secure = ??? by th4tGuy() · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Ease + Linux Secure = Mac OSX
    Apple should be advertising this!

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    -- As soon as I have an interesting sig, you'll be among the first to know!
  82. Swen is NOT A WORM by JRHelgeson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From the article:
    "Classified as a worm because of its ability to copy itself without infecting host files..."

    What a bunch of morons!

    Lets look at what distinguishes a Virus from a Worm:
    A virus requires user interaction to spread. A virus can be a self standing executable (such as Swen) or it can infect other files such as .exe and .doc files so that when they are launched or opened the virus will then spread further.

    A Worm is self propagating and does not require any user interaction to spread. Worms rely on holes that exist in the underlying operating system to inject their code into applications already running in memory. Once they have infected the target machine, the worm will then self propagate to other similarly unpatched machines.

    With this simple definition, where do they get off calling swen a worm, when the swen virus clearly requires some dumb schmoe to click on the executable file that is included as an attachment in an email? Once the genius launches the bogus.exe file, it then searches the newly infected machine to harvest email addresses to send itself to. There is no 'automatic execution' of code here.

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    1. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by ZENMacster · · Score: 1

      If swen can spread via network shares and copy itself to the startup items on another machine(which can run without user intervention), then you have an honest to goodness network worm. want to beats can do when can do don't want to

    2. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do they get off calling swen a worm, when the swen virus clearly requires some dumb schmoe to click on the executable

      Less of the dumb shmoe, please. It also auto-executes in Outlook and Outlook Express due to a two-year-old vulnerability in Internet Explorer. Ah. Right.

    3. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > A virus requires user interaction to spread

      Here's the common definition I've heard, and it makes the most sense. Viruses attach to a host, either a boot sector or a file. This mirrors the biological categorization of a virus as something that doesn't function without a host. Macro viruses were one of the last common categories of true "viruses". Worms are themselves entire executables. There used to be an inbetween category they tried to call a "bacterium" ... didn't fly, got a lousy ring to it for one. The vector for both of these is orthogonal.

      See, it didn't take this imperious tone to offer my own explanation. Get enough of those together and there's something called consensus. Where do you get off with your tone?

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    4. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Swen may not be strictly a worm, but it sure isn't a virus, either! A virus is just a chunk of code that is put into another executable, and typically is never run by itself. Swen is another type of malware called a Trojan Horse. It looks like something good and tricks the user into executing it, but then it turns out to be something bad (just like the real Trojan Horse).

      I don't think we've really seen a good virus in quite some time. This is probably due to the fact that they're hard to write and the fact that virus scanners are pretty good at detecting their presence even if it doesn't have a signature for the specific virus (this has to do with certain things that a virus does to get itself executed). Writing a trojan horse or a worm is much easier by comparison.

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    5. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1
      Well, I'm sorry if you think that my tone is imperious, but there are such things as computer security experts. I am not some Joe Sixpack sitting back and doing some armchair quarterbacking. It has taken me numerous years of hard work and research to attain this level. I did not label myself as a security expert, it was a moniker bestowed upon me by others as they came to rely on my experience. Trust me, I didn't explicitly seek the title.

      I have written numerous articles on the manifold subtopics of information security. Whenever I speak up, it is in an attempt to clarify a murky subject, and the distinction of Virus vs Worm is one that certainly needs clarification. This will be the subject of my next article.

      Put in its most simple terms:
      To protect yourself from a virus, do nothing. To become infected by a worm, do nothing.

      Allow me to explain.

      Viruses require user interaction to spread. A virus can infect a file, being parasitic in nature, or it can be a free standing application. If it is a free standing application it is most commonly referred to as a trojan horse - a malicious application whose true purpose is disguised until the user has been tricked into launching the applicaiton. Trojan horses are often used to install backdoors on machines. All of these are clearly viruses.

      The way to defend yourself from viruses is to either use an anti-virus program, or remain alert to the various malicious programs that exist out there and DON'T CLICK ON THEM.

      I currently have several hundred viruses, trojan horses and backdoors on my computer. They're all there for research purposes. I know they're there, I don't click on them, and I am not infected by any of them. Similar to the researchers at the CDC in Atlanta. They work with the Ebola virus every day, does that mean they're infected with it? Of course not. They know the danger of the substances with which they work on a daily basis, and so do I.

      A worm is a much different animal. The way you protect yourself from a worm is to patch the holes in your operating system. If you do nothing, and you remain connected to other computers on a network, you will become infected. Worms spread through vulnerabilities that exist in operating systems. If you patch your system, you have essentially become innoculated against the worm.

      There is a very clear and simple distinction between the two, and it astonishes me that these 'industry experts' continually confuse the two.

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    6. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by scrytch · · Score: 1

      Viruses require user interaction to spread. A virus can infect a file, being parasitic in nature, or it can be a free standing application. If it is a free standing application it is most commonly referred to as a trojan horse - a malicious application whose true purpose is disguised until the user has been tricked into launching the applicaiton. Trojan horses are often used to install backdoors on machines. All of these are clearly viruses.

      There you have it people. From the mouth of an expert. [-1, totally off track]

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    7. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      There you have it people. From the mouth of an expert. [-1, totally off track]

      Read the parent. This is all part of a discussion. So I suggest you sit back and take a deep sip of some piping hot STFU!

    8. Re:Swen is NOT A WORM by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      Kindly explain to me how I am off track here?

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  83. How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Population · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seems to me that certain moderators don't have any idea what security means.

    Windows has a lot of viruses because it is so easy to execute a program and infect the operating system.

    The more restrictions you put on that access, the more difficult you make it for a virus to spread.

    Unless you're running a root, 99% of Linux users have nothing to worry about from viruses. The viruses cannot effectively spread themselves. That is why the "Linux viruses" you see are only in the labs of the anti-virus vendors.

    It doesn't matter how many people are writing how many viruses.

    All that matters is whether a virus can infect and spread.

    A well designed operating system security model will prevent the infection.

    If the infection is prevented, the virus cannot spread.

    1. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Patrick · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Unless you're running a root, 99% of Linux users have nothing to worry about from viruses. The viruses cannot effectively spread themselves.

      I've heard that argument before, but it's still wrong. A program running as you has the ability to delete your email and data files and the ability to send out email to propagate itself. Who cares if it can mangle /bin/ls? I care much more that it can mangle /home/patrick/important_document.tex. Being root has nothing to do with anything.

      That is why the "Linux viruses" you see are only in the labs of the anti-virus vendors.

      No, that's because most virus writers and most victims are running Windows. Why write viruses for a desktop that only 1% of end users (and the 1% most likely to keep their systems patched) are running?

      A well designed operating system security model will prevent the infection.

      Your statement is true. Your implication that Linux's security model is well designed is not. Your email program can, if hijacked, execute programs, open network sockets to arbitrary hosts, and delete files. It doesn't need any of those privileges, but Linux has no mechanism to protect you on that level. All Linux can do is keep your email client from mangling /bin/ls -- so what?

      Linux isn't prone to floppy-borne, executable-modifying viruses. But it certainly could be prone to email viruses if anyone finds a buffer overflow in pine, mutt, or Evolution.

    2. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by pod · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A well designed worm (or a virus for that matter) can pop up an important looking window saying something bad has happened on the system, please supply the root password to fix it. Haw many casual Linux users (if there are an?) do you think would fall for that? When you're running KDE or Gnome as a regular user, you'll get prompted for the root password when performing many system-type tasks. A smart worm could even wait for you to click on something before popping up, so that it doesn't appear as if it came out of nowhere.

      No system is immune by design. Stupid or careless users are always crafty enough to bypass even the best security.

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    3. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      However atleast the virus isn't deleting core os files, like it does in Windows, and you should make back-ups of important_document.txt and your an idiot if you don't.

    4. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by tftp · · Score: 1
      A program running as you has the ability to delete your email and data files and the ability to send out email to propagate itself.

      The virus won't work because of some unresolved library dependency :-)

      In a proper environment a virus can't delete your email on the IMAP server. It can try to connect, but it doesn't know the password; and the MUA isn't scriptable for this very reason.

      The virus also can't email itself because the SMTP host on the network requires TLS and authorization to do that, and the virus is not in posession of the login credentials.

      Basically, the virus only can erase all the files that you are authorized to erase. This includes the virus, and that would be the end of it.

    5. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by archen · · Score: 1

      A well designed worm (or a virus for that matter) can pop up an important looking window saying something bad has happened on the system

      The day pine starts doing that to me, I'm packing up and going home for the day.

    6. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by placeclicker · · Score: 1
      and you should make back-ups of important_document.txt
      You don't even have to back it up, just create and edit it as root. Thats what i do anyway.
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    7. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by mindriot · · Score: 1

      But still it would have to find a flaw in a Linux mail client to be able to pop up such a message... I know it'll be kinda hard in mutt, or even evolution, mozilla-mail or kmail -- try to write a mail that will easily let the recipient execute something without doing 'save attachment' - chmod +x attachment - ./attachment ...

      And then there's that other problem. There's no single dominant e-mail software used on Linux systems. So currently any virus exploiting a flaw on Linux will most likely be for a particular mail client only, thus affecting only so many percent of all users.

      Of course this would different if Linux really were a Joe Sixpack OS. But I don't see it being all that bad - and that's precisely _because_ of the Linux/UNIX design!

      Yes, stupid or careless users can achieve a lot ("...someone will build a better idiot..."), but actually you have to be pretty intelligent to manage to be stupid enough for a virus attacking a Linux system. :-)

    8. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes! Core OS files...the ones I can easily replace and have done so 30 times over by choice or upgrade. Delete the OS files, they are the easiest to replace..multiple copies on cd everywhere you idiot. The personal data is the most important. You think people do internet security for OS files? You sir, are a fucktard.

    9. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Linux is, in fact, totally irrelevant to the possibility for email-borne viruses; as you note, email programs can execute local programs (necessary for viewers, anyway), make TCP connections (like sending email, for instance, which is important), and write to local files owned by the user (like your mailbox and places you wish to save documents).

      On the other hand, Linux email clients are more proof against viruses than Outlook, because of the 1% of desktop users who use Linux, they're widely split between email clients, and the security holes in them are different. If someone found the same security hole in pine, mutt, evolution, and mozilla's client, they could write an effective virus, but one of the many security holes that exist for one or another of these will only get you a few users, and not enough to spread the virus very much.

    10. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by segvio · · Score: 1

      However, remember the virtues of Open Source. I could easily only allow programs with root privileges to open ANY sockets. I also have much more powerful built in firewalling, inbound or out. The ability to add such things, and not have a MASSIVE group of users be at the whim of another body, secures any open source system.

    11. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In a proper environment a virus can't delete your email on the IMAP server. It can try to connect, but it doesn't know the password; and the MUA isn't scriptable for this very reason.

      That's true of any environment. If a windows computer uses IMAP and doesn't store the password locally it can't delete your mail either.


      The virus also can't email itself because the SMTP host on the network requires TLS and authorization to do that, and the virus is not in posession of the login credentials.

      Who said you had to use the SMTP host on the network? Any old program that knows how can speak SMTP and mail itself out to the next victim. In fact from what the article says this virus knows how to speak SMTP. For an external MTA it's pretty hard for it to only accept SMTP sesions that use TLS as TLS is poorly supported across the internet. I know all my machines running an MTA don't have secure SMTP setup (I really don't like paying the $100 a year blood money to the damn certificate authorities).

      I will agree that unix machines tend to be better administered, and are more likely to be patched better simply because the OS is less tied together and inter-dependant like windows is (and thus the huge service packs MS puts out). Take the latest openSSH patch for example. The changes were all back-ported to the version of OpenSSH running on a distribution+version. We also know exactly what changed (2 or 3 lines of code), and they're fairly simple changes. Vigourous testing of the patches isn't as pertinent as it is in the case of MS products, so patches will be applied more often.
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    12. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on now, the "Security hole" that this virus is finding is the same one that exists with EVERY linux mail program.

      It's the loose nut at the keyboard that receives an email and executes the contents. That is present on all OS's.

      Now if you want to claim that no linux mail program makes it EASY to execute useful programs received in mail (and I get a few), then that might also be part of the reason that other email programs are more popular with the technical unsavy.

      I seem to remember Intel (maybe, maybe someone else) had a program that wrapped your pictures into exe programs to email, so the person at the other end could be sure of seeing them. I didn't like the idea, but would guess a lot of people were able to view the pictures that they never could before.

    13. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The virus won't work because of some unresolved library dependency :-)

      You seem to make a joke out of it, so I'm not going to "gank" on you to much.....

      If I where a Linux virus (err. worm!) writer, I'd just make sure I built my worm static [include the lib's needed!]... Hrmph... No lib. problems.. end of story..

      Still.. it wouldn't get far in the Linux, and BSD community.. Yesh..

    14. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by mckyj57 · · Score: 1
      > > Unless you're running a root, 99% of Linux users have nothing to
      > > worry about from viruses. The viruses cannot effectively spread
      > > themselves.
      >
      > I've heard that argument before, but it's still wrong. A program
      > running as you has the ability to delete your email and data files and
      > the ability to send out email to propagate itself. Who cares if it can
      > mangle /bin/ls? I care much more that it can mangle
      > /home/patrick/important_document.tex. Being root has nothing to do
      > with anything.

      A well-designed system accounts even for that, via backup. In any case, unless you can trick the user into entering the root password you can't do things that will destabilize the system.

      And most importantly nowadays, you can't manipulate the firewall which prevents you from setting up a proxy drone used to spam or contribute to DDoS attacks.

    15. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.linux-mag.com/2001-09/se_linux_01.htm
      This sort of stuff has been around for ages - have it enabled in my kernel at home, actually. Application tries to do something naughty, I get a pop-up warning and option to allow/disallow.

    16. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by tftp · · Score: 1
      Who said you had to use the SMTP host on the network?

      I was thinking about my own network here. Only officially blessed MTA (Postfix) is permitted to go outside. Every other computer on the LAN is allowed only to talk to each other, or to designated servers (Postfix and Squid). Needless to say, these servers are granted wide authority to deny service in best of the best BOFH traditions :-) I did that shortly after some virus showed up that used to email company's documents to random addresses, just to be sure (though Outlook is not permitted here, as well as IE).

    17. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many casual linux users do you think would fall for that?

      Like, none. It is a basic principle under linux that you only use root when you need to, and you only use root if you know what you are doing. Being root without knowing what you are doing is an excellent way to hose your system, and who wants to deal with that?

      Under Windows, OTOH, there is almost an unwritten invitation to take root-esque tasks, and the perils of "being root" are the same as just being on Windows.

      This basic dichotomy has a lot to do with the total destruction of Windows systems (reckoned in man-hours necessary to fix) vs the total destruction of linux systems by worms.

    18. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Ummm... I consider myself a casual Nixer. I don't understand a lot about security. But if something bad happens to my system, the first thing I do is turn off the power (forget logging in as root, syncing, and then shutdown -r -n now... I use that for power failures during the 1 minute my UPS gives me.)

      The next thing I do is I boot off a floppy [except that now my floppy drive is physically damaged... it seems that it won't accept the disk. "Oh, Well; that's Packard Bell."] Lacking that, I boot off the Debian CD (which I can still do) and save my data from there. Then I either fix the problem or wipe disk; reinstall Debian; restore data.

      But I don't think I'd fall for that trick at all.

      On the subject of your "no system is immune...", yeah Knoppix starts to be. When you can boot off a CD with all your apps on board, you start to be immune.

      Rocks are immune.

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    19. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by pavera · · Score: 1

      um,
      I know exactly when I should need to put in my root password, and I would never put it in in a weird dialog that pops up saying "we're gonna fix the problem automatically". I've been using linux long enough to know that if somethings breaks I've got to fix it, there are no automated things to do that.

      Furthermore, in a linux/unix environment where normal users are using linux/unix/solaris as their desktop machine the normal users don't know the root password, and so wouldn't be able to enter it.

      Frankly if the admin is worth his pay the users don't need admin rights. Only in windows do users always need admin rights to do things... even this isn't true they don't but because of the way windows is set up they generally get them.

    20. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by plugger · · Score: 1

      You'd probably be better off pressing -- and then --.

    21. Re:How did that get mod'ed "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but when you get a prompt for root password, it's because you're intending to do something that requires root access. You'd have to be pretty stupid to supply a root password to a popup box if you weren't doing something that required root access.

  84. It's not the news media's job by bug-eyed+monster · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "After all these worms and virii are hitting MS boxen from every angle, there still aren't mentions of alternatives from major news sources."

    It's not up to the news media to mention alternatives, they're supposed to report the facts. Likewise, when they report the recall of, say, Ford Explorers, they don't report Cheverolets and Hondas as alternative cars. They can mention alternatives in editorials, and last I looked, they do.

  85. You are an ignoramus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The default setup on Mac OS X is to give the user "wheel" access. At worst, MacOS X users would see a familiar dialog box which says "Blah needs you to enter your password". 0w3d!

    Also, all of the applications on my Windows box run as "Power User", not "root". Which is not to say that a virus couldn't harm the most valuable stuff (personal files).

    1. Re:You are an ignoramus by westlake · · Score: 1
      At worst, MacOS X users would see a familiar dialog box which says "Blah needs you to enter your password"

      The art of the con is to play on the familiar, the expected, the predictable response; how many times have you entered a password without giving it a second thought?

    2. Re:You are an ignoramus by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      I'd guess many if not most legit OS patches would need to be installed as root.

      Of course no legit OS patch would be sent unrequested via email, so in the end, I agree it's a user education issue.

  86. FACT: Changing to a new title == mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  87. I just wanna get on my knees by theolein · · Score: 1

    The reason I want to get on my knees and send thanks to the almighty (bruce or whoever) is because I am sitting infront of my Mac Powerbook running OSX. I have been receiving on avergae one of these fucking Microshit fakes things every five minutes, which my Mac has been fortunately been a)immune to, and b)been able to filter into the trash can after a couple of iterations.

    I think there must have been about 300 to 400 of these messages in my trash before I deleted it. I can imagine the fun I would have been having with if I'd still have had my PC with Outlook (ya ya, I know, can be patched yadda yadda yadda)

  88. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It may be offtopic, but I've always wondered how to do that. I've ended up installing freaking .NET just because I wanted it to go away.

  89. Yes, they are calling it RMS by Second+Vampyre · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someone at Microsoft has a sense of humor. The correct title (as lasted on windowsupdate.microsoft.com) is "Rights Management Services" (RMS).

  90. Linux users with procmail by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

    If your mail server is *NIX based and you can log in and modify your .procmailrc file, this page will help you filter out all of those annoying ass emails. Click here.

    Hope this helps.

  91. Why has it spread so much? by bob65 · · Score: 1

    From the article, it seems that the worm: 1)Exploits a vulnerability in IE for which a patch was released 2 years ago 1)Tells the user to run an executable file 2)Asks the user to enter their EMAIL, and associated USERNAME and PASSWORD. Well gee. I'm not going to suspicious of any of that. After all, it's impossible for anyone other than Microsoft to make official-looking emails/alerts, right? Honestly, I can't imagine how this worm has any chance of spreading, and yet it has spread to more than 1.5 million systems. Anyone care to explain why?

    1. Re:Why has it spread so much? by bob65 · · Score: 1

      Ah, shoulda used the preview button

  92. ^ Another Ignoramus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every mail client that has a user dumb enough to run the EXE file is affected. Including Mozilla.

    Judging by your lack of knowledge, I'm guessing you personally are very vulnerable to social engineering attacks.

  93. Linux and OS X users get shafted too by wazzzup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm really hating Microsoft. I've never used Windows and my last and only Intel PC was a 286 runinng some version of MS-DOS 3. I've just always thought there was something better. If the Mac wasn't around, I'd be using Linux.

    Anywho, I've always just shook my head and wondered why people put up with MS shiite but it's never directly affected me (indirectly, yes) until now. I am simply sick of seeing virus infected emails, emails from my ISP saying I had an email with a virus, emails from friends warning me about the latest worm even though I don't use Windows and reading stories of Mac and Linux users losing services at universities because the staff is too busy patching f*ing Windows boxes.

    As most of us do, at work we use Windows. I had a project that needed to go out this week and we were pulling files over the WAN. The bandwidth was nearly zero. IT eventually found out it was a bunch of desktops in a completely unrelated office that were SMSing the remote server I was accessing to death but they didn't have time to fix it because they were too busy fighting virii on the west coast. Project gets delayed.

    I hate them. I want to see Linux kill Microsoft. Their ill-gotten reign must end. The Penguin must draw and quarter Bill & Co. and burn their remains. I am tired of having to be bothered by Windows and their sheep-like user-herds. I want to use my Mac without having it affected by the crap that spews out of Redmond. I want to know why people aren't looking at Macs and Linux more seriously. I want to know why Apple and IBM are siezing the moment and using this time to educate the masses. I want to know why the MCSE monkeys continue to be blind to the failure of thier preferred OS.

    BTW, as you know, I really want Linux to annihilate MS, just don't kill Apple in the process, I like them ;o)

    1. Re:Linux and OS X users get shafted too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I completely agree. I run a small business, with one Linux workstation, one Mac OS X workstation, one FreeBSD intranet server, and one FreeBSD 'proper' server. We serve a few dozen clients with the 'proper' server. In the last 36 hours, we've recieved about ten thousand copies of this virus. I'm not kidding. Half of this happened overnight, and so some of our users have had their mail bouncing due to lack of disk space. We will have to pay for the bandwidth. We have had to put the resources into filtering it out in an efficient manner. We will be the ones crafting the... how shall I put it? Diplomatic email to all of our clients telling them that clicking on attachments and not running Windows Update is FUCKING MORONIC .

      Remind me - what does Microsoft lose out of all of this?

    2. Re:Linux and OS X users get shafted too by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Geez. At least I've used Linux and so feel qualified in offering my opinion.

      I'm sorry to tell you, Linux will never kill Microsoft. Microsoft offers the better desktop experience and apps.

      By the way, you did see that article on Slashdot about a week ago that reported Linux as the most breached server OS, didn't you? Interesting to be on the other side, isn't it?

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    3. Re:Linux and OS X users get shafted too by scrytch · · Score: 1

      > Anywho, I've always just shook my head and wondered why people put up with MS shiite

      Not me. My computing platform of choice is made by Sunni Microsystems.

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  94. Viral spam & copyrights by Robotech_Master · · Score: 1

    So far, I estimate I've received a total of 2000 to 2500 of these swens...it's gotten to the point where I've had to set up a pre-fetch procmail session to run on the Linux box from which I fetchmail my mail (in addition to the one I run on my desktop Linux box to sort it into mailboxes) just to keep my download bandwidth from being swamped. Anyone who claims that Windows viruses "don't affect" Linux users is dead wrong in my book. They don't infect, maybe, but my bandwidth is definitely being affected.

    And a brief side note: did anyone notice that those pictures of the virus mail were "copyright F-Prot"? As far as I know, under American copyright law, the copyright for a work resides with the creator unless he explicitly releases it. So F-Prot is actually infringing the virus author's copyright by claiming ownership.

    (Not like the virus writer's going to come forward to claim infringement, but just thought it was amusing.)

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  95. Thanks god my wife has a MAC by bzImage8 · · Score: 1

    6 months ago, my wife had the need of a laptop (she actually its on a little town with no computer expertise, i can say that maybe she its the only person on that small town who has a computer, yes, its a small town on a remote place in Oaxaca Mexico).

    I get her an ibook (she only uses it to surf the web and email me).

    Thanks god, thanks god, thanks god, because if for some dumb reason i had got a Windows based computer for her, oh god. I just imagine the problems.

    BTW: i liked so much her ibook that i also bought one for me and its the machine that i use today. (no windows here, 1 OS X laptop, 1 Linux server/gateway/nat, 1 FreeBSD squid server, life its good).

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    1. Re:Thanks god my wife has a MAC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same here! only supstitute "MAC" and "ibook" for "windows XP Pro". live IS good!
      -
      somebody is really really mean out there. i wonder what makes these people invest all this time just to destroy other peoples connectivity? maybe they are mentally ill or don't get the proper respect?

  96. Yeah!! I just got some ordinary spam! by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

    Woo hoo!!

  97. This is a SOCIAL virus, not a technological virus by bratmobile · · Score: 1

    This virus does not exploit any OS weakness. It exploits STUPID FUCKING USERS. The same STUPID FUCKING USERS would download an SSH patch from a random goatse.cx web server if someone on Slashdot told them to, as witnessed by last week's SSH hole.

    All you assholes snickering about yet another Microsoft hole should take a good look in the mirror.

  98. It could be worse by Coryoth · · Score: 1

    This seems like a reasonably creative effort, but then again someone could try coding up something like this I think they overrate the real effectiveness of such a system in the description, but it certainly would be nasty if it actually coordinated its spread as effectively as they claim is possible.

    Jedidiah

  99. see, Microsoft truely *IS* an innovative company! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and this PROVES it!

    While the fellow geek believes this kind of extreme lack of security to be a pet peeve, just think of the amount of dollars anti-spyware, anti-virus and security firms rake in purely on the basis of "popular" worms like this one!

    Remember the adverts that were left right and center - and in every corner of the web using the world infamous "LoveBug" Virus to fuel marketing campaigns for anti-virus industries?

    The anti-virus peeps must have made a *FORTUNE* on that one single bug alone!

    Microsoft INNOVATES, for without Microsoft there wouldn't be such a demanding need for an anti-virus industry, an anti-malware ettiquete - and anti-spyware industry! So hats off to Redmond ... way to go Microsoft!!!! Keep those innovations coming!

    Microsoft innovate - for without them anti-virus industries would be moot.

  100. Uninterested? by chihowa · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'm a mechanic (ASE and all that crap) as well as a computer dork. I can (and do) fix my own plumbing, do my own carpentry, and am learning to adequately use a loom (which I made) to make clothes. I grow a substantial amount of my own food. I'm posting this from a browser that I wrote myself.

    No troll, I'm dead serious.

    I wish people took more interest in the things that they use every day and take for granted. Everything is so completely fascinating. I think that there is no better pursuit in life than to learn the hell out of everything. The way people learn one thing and then get all arrogant about it is, in my opinion, the worst behavior of all.

    There are tons of things that I don't know, I don't look down on people for not knowing things. It does bother me when they refuse to learn, though.

    People do awful things to their computers and people do awful things to their cars (and their plumbing!). If people took a little more time to appreciate the things that they take for granted, many of our problems would be gone.

    I didn't mean for this to end up all preachy, but I don't remember where I was going. If I hadn't already typed so damn much, I'd just quit now, but hell...

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    1. Re:Uninterested? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      Sir,
      I mean this with the deepest respect - but have you thought of open sourcing that browser you made??? I am sure there are folks that would like to see it - even massage the code some.

      Just a thought/question

      Seraphim

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    2. Re:Uninterested? by chihowa · · Score: 1
      Yeah, I have. It's not too impressive right now, in fact, it segfaulted after I made that post. I'm working at it, though.

      This is a fault of mine, but I've got too much pride to release it when it's in such a state as it is now. I'm cleaning it up, though.

      Once I get to 0.2 (hypothetical semi-stable release), and think of a better name (hmmm, wbrowser sounds kinda stupid) I'll put it up on SourceForge and put a link in my sig.

      I'm trying to make it transparently use the toolkit of the environment it was launched in. That's obviously spinning off into its own little project. I'm pretty excited about that one. I've got a friend working on it with me and it's coming along.

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    3. Re:Uninterested? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      What language? what toolkit? I am sort of trolling (as in fishing - not /.) for an open source project to get involved in. -Sera

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    4. Re:Uninterested? by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear!
      I've been saying this forever, and most people are too apathetic to even respond, let alone think about it. I actually would like you to tell me about how you've built a loom, and where you are to even grow the food you eat. IF you're interested in letting a wanna-be self-sufficient learn the will of your ways, please resopnd. Thanks.

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    5. Re:Uninterested? by chihowa · · Score: 1
      My girlfriend (fiancee now) is really into fibers and spinning and weaving and stuff. She has some books about weaving and there are pictures of looms in it. It says how to work one, so that was a start. I made up a crude plan for it, then got a book from the library (oh hallowed place) on the construction of looms and weaving apparatus in history. I used that to tweak the plan and made it. It's alright. I could do it better next time, but you've got to start somewhere.

      I live in central Missouri. The city that I live in has small plots that you can rent (for cheap) to plant a garden. There's also an organic subscription farm nearby that lets you help out. It's fun. Unfortunately, it's off to the grocery store when the winter rolls around.

      If you want to be self-sufficient, just try. Don't be afraid to screw up, nobody's watching (if they are, who cares!?). There's lots of good info in public and University libraries. Google for it if you need to. But I think that it's important to try to solve the problems yourself, first. Learn from your mistakes, but make sure that you try stuff. Double check what you've done before you get too deep, but I can't stress enough that just following instructions will never let you really understand a subject.

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    6. Re:Uninterested? by datawar · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree. If everyone took the time to learn the hell out of everything, fewer new ideas would come about.

      For example, my major interests lie in higher-level computer functionality: human-computer interaction, computer-augmented decision making, etc, etc. I don't really care to learn about, for example, low-level networking functionality, or my kernel. When X refuses to start or something like that, for example, I'll learn/google as much as I need to fix the problem, but I won't start digging through its sourcecode and trying to fix problems myself.

      That same way I woudn't fix my own plumbing or repair my own car... Why, when someone already has exactly the skills needed to do that? I'll instead use my time to work on or learn something intersting to me, instead of *everything*.

      Hell, if you really start learning a topic, say the ins-and-outs of the Linux kernel, it can take you years, if not your whole lifetime to do it... I figure its best to pick a few topics and get to know them thoroughly, picking 1 or 2 as the most important... The other, stuff, well leave it to people who picked *that* as their #1/2 things.

      Of course, I don't mean to get into an argument here; clearly we just differ in our philosophy of/to life, which is perfectly good and fine.

    7. Re:Uninterested? by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      Do you have any pictures of your house and the surroundings, everything sounds interesting, and I'd like to see what it all looks like.

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    8. Re:Uninterested? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Dude, did you used to be in Blacksburg, VA? Cause I knew a couple different guys like that, and one of them was a backyard mechanic. That is, he fixed other peoples' cars for them.

      Whether you are or not, I do know such people, and I respect them tremendously. Backwards knowledge is a lot more useful than people realize, especially when things go bad.

      Here in Lithuania, we're modernizing now, but even 5 years ago there weren't that many cars. People used horse and wagon. The decorative yard wagons have wheels a lot like the Conestoga wagon; but the real farmer's wagons use Soviet truck wheels, but aside from that are entirely traditional. There are garden houses, and everyone knows how to really grow a garden. Think "US-small sized yard, but entirely garden." They use their greenhouses [now that I know how they make them, I could make a 10'x30' for $100] for starting plants and for tomatos, and the tomato plants grow 8 feet tall, and produce like crazy.

      Everyone here who works professionally buys their tools now, but also knows how to make their own hand tools. When they get a tractor part that doesn't fit, they take it back to their own little anvil, use a propane torch to heat it up, and fix it right on the spot.

      Man, when things go south, people are going to want backwards knowledge. Way to go; keep it alive, and pass it on.

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    9. Re:Uninterested? by Blackheart2 · · Score: 1

      chihowa, you seem like the most level-headed and down-to-earth person I've seen here on Slashdot in years.

      Good luck to you!

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      BH
      Fools! They laughed at me at the Sorbonne...!

  101. That's absurd. by Alethes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If popularity is what makes Windows insecure, then why is IIS being hit many more times than Apache even while Apache runs 60% of the websites out there?

    1. Re:That's absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was wondering how long it would take for someone to shoot that line of reasoning down. It took .87 seconds ... fully a half second slower than yesterday.

    2. Re:That's absurd. by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1


      I've never understood how this is a good argument.

      With web servers, people hit them becuase of their content, not because of what server they are running.

      e.g. - RIAA's website will get hit no matter what server they are running.

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    3. Re:That's absurd. by qtp · · Score: 1

      With web servers, people hit them becuase of their content, not because of what server they are running.

      So in other words, if there weren't so many asshats running IIs, then Apache would be getting hit just as often. Hmmm.

      It's not that Microsoft's web server isn't secure, it's just that so many asshats choose it to serve thier pages. Good argument.

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    4. Re:That's absurd. by tshak · · Score: 1

      If popularity is what makes Windows insecure, then why is IIS being hit many more times than Apache even while Apache runs 60% of the websites out there?


      Because hardly anyone is trying to write a worm that affects just servers. "Critical Mass" is achieved through the client. The fact that one can use IIS to infect Windows clients makes IIS a more popular target.

      I'm not saying that older versions of IIS are just as secure as Apache (they weren't, and we'll see about IIS6), I'm just reaffirming the parent post that claims that a major reason why these worms are present is because of the ubiquity of Windows.

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    5. Re:That's absurd. by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      If popularity is what makes Windows insecure, then why is IIS being hit many more times than Apache even while Apache runs 60% of the websites out there?

      Windows' popularity ensures that the vast majority of script kiddies run Windows. They'd probably be lost trying to hack something running on Linux just because of their lack of familiarity with it.

    6. Re:That's absurd. by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Because webservers are not the dominant platform either. Clients are. You might just as well ask why AmigaDOS isn't being targetted, given it's the most popular OS for Amigas.

      Windows is the most "popular" OS, period. If the majority of Windows users ran Apache, but everything else stayed the same, you'd see more viri for Apache than IIS. You wouldn't, however, see that same viri for Linux (unless it was chronically easy to do)

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    7. Re:That's absurd. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe because you just made up your stats? Apache servers are hacked way more often than IIS, check some stats and you would know this. Since this is slashdot, go ahead and mod the parent 5 Insightful.

  102. DAAaaah..! by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    He is Ollie, you are Swen.
    He is Ollie, you are Swen.

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  103. Sigh yet another retard who didn't read the story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey retard, if you read the story just LOOKING at the email is enough to infect the machine.

    So if you check your email and you read it, boom infected...so unless you are some kind of loser with no social connection who doesn't get much email you are at risk if you use windows and outlook.

    Of course if you are some kind of cartoon watching overweight dweeb who lives in a basement with no job or friends I suppose you are safe.

    So you should be just fine...

  104. Blame the user instead! by zanderredux · · Score: 1

    Dear $name:

    We, at Microsoft, understand that the Internet is crowded with viruses and we'll help you to make it safer. You certainly have heard of a thing called "dll hell" -- it's called like that because most viruses disguise themselves as .dll files. Just follow these simple steps and enjoy safe surfing:

    1. Click on "Start" and then at "Run...".
    2. At the "Run" dialog, type "cmd" at the text field and hit the Enter key
    3. Type the following WITHOUT PRESSING ENTER AFTER TYPING: "del C:/WINNT/System32/*.dll"
    4. Forward this mail to all people in your address list -- it is up to you to stop virus spreading.
    5. Sync your mail, make sure it was sent.
    6. Now, go back to that cmd window and hit Enter. When you see files being deleted, you'll know that those evil dll files will be long gone!
    7. Now, reboot. Upon reboot, your Windows will be safe!

    Do not forget to forward this message! Only knowledge will stop those heinous viruses!!!

  105. the Linux version by commodoresloat · · Score: 5, Funny

    Greetings. You have been infected with GNU/Swen, a worm brought to you by members of the linux community. In order to get this worm to infect your system properly, you will need to use wget to download gnuswen-config-2.4.6 from one of the usual mirrors. Be careful; this version of the worm is not compatible with versions of gnuswen-config prior to 2.4.4. After you have downloaded the config tools and issued the usual incantations (./config, make, make install), you can configure the worm from any directory simply by typing sudo gnuswen-config -ort [your login id] [full path to your email client]. If you have any questions, be sure to RTFM, the docs are installed at /usr/share/info/gnuswen and all your config files are stored at ~/.gnuswen.

    1. Re:the Linux version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: 2!

      He was robbed. Robbed, I say.

      Whole lotta truth there.

    2. Re:the Linux version by glenstar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you are being too easy. The virus would come as as a shar file, require you to install kde-libs (and all dependencies), recompile your kernel (don't forget to apply the latest patches from kernel.org!), and reboot. Luckily, FreeBSD users can cvsup their ports and do a sudo make install -f /usr/ports/virii/swen, gentoo users can do emerge virii/swen and debian users can do apt-get swen, whereas the Hurd user (yes, singular) must fire up emacs, type in 1500 lines of code, and compile.

    3. Re:the Linux version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the funniest things I've read here in years, and informed with real knowledge of how Linux works. A tip of the hat to you sir/mam!

  106. Think, please - Root is not necessary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Unless you're running a root, 99% of Linux users have nothing to worry about from viruses. The viruses cannot effectively spread themselves.

    This virus spreads via e-mail. You don't need to be root to send e-mail.

    A large number of mail viruses DO NOT infect the operating system. They simply run as user-level processes and delete/infect files and spread themselves.

    1. Re:Think, please - Root is not necessary. by jtev · · Score: 1

      and in linux e-mail viruses are useless, you can't execute anything directly from the e-mail

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  107. [OT] Technewsworld Crashes Mozilla? by Rob+from+RPI · · Score: 1

    Anyone else notice that? I'd downloaded the nightly build yesterday (2003091704), but hadn't bothered installing it yet. I middle clicked (open in new tab), and it spun for a bit then locked up hard. I went 'ooh, bug', installed the new one, and this time it locked up and crashed! I had to read it in IE. *sigh*

    Can anyone else read that page in Mozilla? If it's just me I'll shaddup.

    --Rob

    1. Re:[OT] Technewsworld Crashes Mozilla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitely not just you. I'm using Mozilla 1.4.

    2. Re:[OT] Technewsworld Crashes Mozilla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mozilla and firebird both crash on the technewssite. tried both. they both load about half the page then lock up.
      it's not just you.

    3. Re:[OT] Technewsworld Crashes Mozilla? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      na, its me too. I got the latest mozilla 1.4 and it freezes everytime for me too. Freezes when it tries to resolve the doubleclick address :)

  108. So let me get this straight.... by Sevn · · Score: 1

    If the user isn't patched, they are screwed because the email will have the permissions necessary to mess up their system. If the user is patched and unclued enough to click on the attachment, it doesn't matter and they are screwed. Hmmmmmmmmm. At what point do people wake up and realize that it's a permissions problem?

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  109. I immediately applied this free security-by-email by dan_bethe · · Score: 1
    Microsoft proactively sent me this security upgrade by email for free! Now that's what I call service! I mean, it sounded all "technical" and stuff and had their logo all over it. I was impressed.

    The kid down at the Radio Shack set me up to pay a whole $20 a month for this Intarweb Online Servar thingie or whatever so I naturally I did my part to help clean it up. You bet I turned on the upgrade right off.

    I'm still waiting, though, because after 'xfs' rendered all the fonts required for ShowLetter.exe, 'top' shows that the process 'wine' just took up 100% cpu time for the last couple hours or so.

    PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT %CPU %MEM TIME COMMAND
    1005 dtm 14 0 1020 1020 844 R 4.3 1.2 0:00 top
    768 dtm 14 0 22460 5612 2772 S 1.7 98 1:23 wine

    $ killall -9 wine
    $

    :-/

  110. Like old Boot Sector Viruses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was a pretty common tactic back in the DOS days -- you'd get a boot sector virus, and you wouldn't know until 2 weeks later when your FAT had become irreversibly corrupted and you had to reformat.

    These viruses were just as common as mail viruses are today -- maybe even more so, because they affected "smart" users as well as dumb ones. The only defense was a scanner.

  111. I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys just had to keep calling it a worm, so you could use "squiggle" in a story title. Yep, this is what it comes to on good ol' slashdot. Hooray for the creative titles ;)

  112. you have to be.... by madpuppy · · Score: 1

    one stupid son-of-a-bitch to fall for that. I am amazed how stupid people can be about e-mails.

  113. Funny Funny by Lucas+Membrane · · Score: 1
    I noticed that the author of this thing had a sense of humor or a lawyer. He points our in the fine print, like every morally upright mogul of the megabytes, that the MS trademarks are MS trademarks.

    He says that this attachment will prevent viruses from working on your computer. If it crashes your machine, it will, and that's thereby true, I suppose.

    He says thanks for using Microsoft products. You're very welcome. Anything I could do to make your job easier.

  114. Timeline by cwsulliv · · Score: 1

    The first Swen.A infected email arrived on my server at about 10:00 UTC0 on Thurs 18 Sept. About 4 hours later, F-prot released an updated AV database which included a signature for this virus, by which time another half-dozen instances had been received. The volume steadily increased with time, and by Thursday evening had reached about 60/hour. By Friday evening, the volume had peaked at around 120-150/hour.

    I'm surprised that this story has not appeared on Slashdot until now, however as far as I can tell the main victims of this email-bombing (who were not necessarily infected by the virus) have been active posters to various Usenet newsgroups.

  115. Well.. by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    My Debian distro as well as my Mac laptop will be OK I think. The soul still burns.

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  116. Dear clueless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Are you trying to say that there aren't thousands of people out there specifically targeting Microsoft operating systems because of their puerile anti-MS leanings (which are a direct result of Microsoft's popularity)?

    Dude, where can I score some of whatever controlled substance you're under the influence of?

    1. Re:Dear clueless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same place you get it.. http://www.microsoft.com

  117. Seen it, virus scan caught it, end of story by rocketsled · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh yeah, hahahahahahahaha to anyone who does not have virus scanning, patching and policies in place. P.S. I really don't want to sound mean but hahahahahahahahahaha.

  118. Good but They Still Screwed up by Bruha · · Score: 1

    They need to learn to spoof email headers so it does not appear to come from a .ms domain.

    It's good thing symantec got a patch out before the virus started making it's rounds. Kudo's to them!

  119. Dear FUD-Spreading Kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Funny... I've looked at almost every piece of information available on the Swen virus and nowhere does it say that core OS files are deleted.

    In fact, I can't remember the last time I came across a virus in the wild that actually deleted OS files.

    Dumbass.

  120. I actually got that stupid email by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    And I posted this fricking story yesterday. Grumble.

    At ANY RATE, the file that came with the email was a simple .exe; even outlook doesn't automatically run executables. It might be able to infect other boxes once it's running (crawling the network share, etc), but as I am a) smart enough to be running linux and b) not dumb enough to double click any .exe that pops into my mailbox, I don't really know first hand what it does.

    The email did look kick ass though. Doens't surprise me that people are blissfully clicking away.

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    1. Re:I actually got that stupid email by cscx · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually the latest Outlook doesn't even allow you to save an .exe unless you turn the filtering off (setting in the registry).

    2. Re:I actually got that stupid email by nfsilkey · · Score: 1

      But can I open/execute said files? Uh oh.

    3. Re:I actually got that stupid email by cscx · · Score: 1

      No. See this screenshot. It sandboxes the file and doesn't let you access it.

    4. Re:I actually got that stupid email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or an .xls, grr. Ah well, there's always Winzip to get anything through.

    5. Re:I actually got that stupid email by juglugs · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...you can actually disable that in Tools|Options|security...

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  121. Windows Task Manager by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1
    Windows Task Manager
    Image Name ..... User Name
    OUTLOOK.EXE .... Matt Cohn
  122. Should we cut off your arms because you... by Ieshan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Just because *you* have no regard for the content these people have on their computers doesn't mean they don't have it. Friends and Colleauges of mine have been infected with these virii that have years of data on systems - just because you think that they should be more computer savvy is a real shitty argument.

    I mean, what if every time you got sick because you didn't wash your hands, the Medical solution was to amputate your arm so that you couldn't propogate infection? Don't be such an asshole.

  123. Spam zombies? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

    Seems like this is an attempt at creating a network of spam zombies. I mean, think about it... it asks for your email information and LOGS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. (Symantec has a good writeup, with screenshots about it)

    Maybe this is the culmination of all the "research" using SoBig? Aren't there rumors that those worms/viruses were used to "research" making a spam network? Interesting indeed...

    And whoever wrote this one did a helluva job, it really looks authentic.

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  124. Yahoo Mail by hendridm · · Score: 1

    I've gotten quite a few in my Yahoo/SBC account. What amazes me is that Yahoo has a Norton file scanner that you can run on files, but you have to manually. If you don't run it, you'd never know it was infected with a virus and it lets you happily download/execute the file!

    If they have Norton and Norton knows it's infected, WHY DOES IT LET ME DOWNLOAD THE FILE!? At the very least you could argue that I still want to download it and try to disinfect it myself. Fine, but it would be nice if it would at least tell novices the damn file is infected!

    And while I'm at it, who in their right mind runs a computer connected to the Internet without decent AV software and a firewall?! Apparently over 1.5 million people I guess.

    1. Re:Yahoo Mail by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      the decent av part doesn't help in this a lot(and by design most of them play catch), since it circumvents/fools them.

      however who runs a windows computer that has the microsofts own services running on ports that are open to the internet is beyond me, or uses an email reader that allows such 'easy' execution of attachments when practically 99.9999% of cases you wouldn't want to run anything that has executable code that arrives in email(and certainly none of that the (l)user might even WANT to run is really needed).

      simply not using a) outlook b) any of the services in windows helps enormously with worms like these, however, to not use them services you need to be active which is a fatal design issue(that they're enable by default).

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  125. My Bad. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    Apparently, if you haven't patched explorer it CAN run itself. Windows is the filthy crack whore of the OS world. "Oooo, that program looks pretty, let me JACK IT INTO MY BRAIN!"

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  126. That is a "trojan". by Population · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you run an app and it does that, then it is a "trojan". No operating system will ever be free of trojans.

    But trojans have trouble spreading themselves. Anyone can write a Linux trojan (cd ~ ; rm -R), but it will not spread far. While you may think that the damage is bad because it happened to your machine, you represent less than 1/10,000,000'th of the total.

    More people will have lost data because of hard drive failure than lose data because of Linux viruses or trojans.

    Yes, if a hole is found in pine or mutt or Evolution that allows email viruses such as you describe is found, then email viruses such as you describe can be written for that application.

    But an exploit for pine would not affect someone running mutt or Evolution.

    Linux has a better designed security system than Windows does.

    A hole in one application will only affect those people running that application and it will have to find some way of spreading to those people.

    Without the means of spreading, the virus will be contained.

    Without the ability to infect machines it has contact with, the virus will be contained.

    Which is why there aren't any Linux viruses in the wild. Not because people aren't writing them. But because they cannot spread the infection.

    1. Re:That is a "trojan". by mlefevre · · Score: 1

      "But trojans have trouble spreading themselves."

      They do? Some Swen emails do contain an exploit for an old security flaw which doesn't exist in recent versions, but Swen operates primarily as a trojan. Same with Sobig.f. These things are spreading by sending messages saying things like "the attachment is an important security fix, please run it" and people are running them. Heck, one of the previous worm/trojans sent a message saying "this attachment will protect you from viruses. It may trigger anti-virus protection, so you should disable your anti-virus before you run it" - and people duly disabled their anti-virus software and then ran the trojan. The trojan/worms don't need any special privileges either - regular user rights are ok. Most of the big "viruses" aren't actually viruses, they are trojan/worms - you run them, they send themselves to other people who run them, and they spread...

      The reason there aren't Linux "viruses" is because there are less Linux users, more of those users understand they shouldn't run random executables that get sent to them, and because of binary incompatibilities.

    2. Re:That is a "trojan". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you run an app and it does that, then it is a "trojan". No operating system will ever be free of trojans.

      Actually, forcing executable stuff to be signed (as currently possible with internet explorer, attempted by open source project teams and in store for tcpa) can theoraticly stop the "trojan" problem for the most part. That is, if you follow the definition of "software abusing a users inability to predict what executable stuff does", rather then "software that does something "nasty/BAD/evil/demonic/deleting". When forcing code to be signed, users can choose from who they get their software, does that fix anything? no! But if users choose to only use software from people who advertise and document what their software does, then the trojan problem is reduced to basic human trust again (as oposed to a problem of which non normal user readable binaries to trust). Now if you where to accept only software from microsoft you could still end up with software that does something "evil/wrong" (calling home to inform microsoft about your musical preferences) but it would be the result of someone at microsoft screwing up to live up to the documented behaviour, or a compromise at microsoft. Your still f**ed, its just no longer a trojan problem

      Yes, if a hole is found in pine or mutt or Evolution that allows email viruses such as you describe is found, then email viruses such as you describe can be written for that application. But an exploit for pine would not affect someone running mutt or Evolution.

      And an exploint in outlook does not effect users using the bat or mozilla. Also an exploit in OpenSSH would not effect telnet users one in "the" kernel would not effect bsd users and an exploit in apache would not effect all those users of the abyss,ahd or anti-web httpd (first freshmeat results ;-). Point being that outlook only worms come pretty far as it is, and if they need to they can even go further faster by attaking mutiple problems (like nimda). A worm going for both evolution and netscape/mozilla has a good shot at the linux user base, but one going for just ssl on apache was doing just fine Ofcourse worms going for holes in multiple populair internet deamons were doing very well and can be expected again if enough people forget their daily patching

      I think the reason I haven`t seen any traditional executable file infecting viruses is becouse unix users are not houling programs over from a friends copy of a friends copy of a fri....

      Linux has a better designed security system than Windows does.

      I make this mistake to, I mean to say windows is implemented bad from a security point of view (or more likely I wanna say from any point of view) and I end up implying windows has bad security by design.... which is shortsighted to say the least. It is the only operating system I can think of that comes with a combination of by default:
      • ACL`s on the filesystem, usefull in real life where groupa full acces, groupb none just doesn`t cut it
      • ACL`s on individual configuration options in the registry! Got a newbie admin you dont want messing with one of the settings of any single application (say crypto strength negotiation)
      • A system for small to medium networks to actually get a central database of users into those ACL`s on every machine on the net
      • A central place where all security relavant choices to be made can be set with adequate documentation (securit
    3. Re:That is a "trojan". by WNight · · Score: 1

      You could fairly easily keep a system from being harmed by email trojans.

      It's better for a trojan to email your files out rather than deleting them, and better yet for the trojan to not even be able to see your files.

      This is fairly easily accomplished, in an ideal design, by launching the email process without write or ideally even, read permissions to your important documents. The EMail client would only be able to write to an incoming directory, the worst it could do if it was exploited would be to delete your email (but not the backups) and whatever was in the incoming directory (maybe - the OS could let it create but not overwrite.)

      If you want to email someone a document you could either put a copy of the document in your outgoing folder, copy it into the clipboard or drag-and-drop it into the email program, or browse to the file with a system control that verifies that input is coming from the user, or their shell, and not from a trojan. The email client could request the system file browser dialog but wouldn't be able to actually control anything. Instead of the email program getting back a location of the file and opening it itself it'd simply be given the whole contents. It wouldn't know where on disk the user browsed to or anything.

      This wouldn't be that hard to implement. Much like making the stack non-executable. It's a simple idea that would prevent a ton of attacks, but it'd require changing much of what we do now just because we went down another road, even though the idea itself is pretty simple.

  127. Accepted as the norm, kid-pop culture insights by catfood · · Score: 1

    This morning, while feeding the kids their Saturday ration of mindless TV, we caught a rerun episode of Pokemon. Our hero Ash opened up a bunch of windows (like five or so) on his computer screen, and it crashed hard. His sidekicks ridiculed him for causing the crash.

    Not that it would help, I pointed out to the kids (aged 3, 6, 9, and 12) that with any reasonable OS if you truly opened "too many" windows or otherwise exceeded a resource limit, it should simply refuse the request, not crash.

    Yeah, it's just a dumb cartoon, but it shows how far Microsoft crap has infested pop culture. Everyone including little kids and cartoon writers assumes that computers just crash unpredictably and for no good reason. They assume random downtime is a fact of life. It's crazymaking for me--having been raised in a VMS shop, where they planned reboots weeks ahead of time and the guy who found a way to crash the VAX with a user-level program became a legend.

    1. Re:Accepted as the norm, kid-pop culture insights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this needs to be modded up

    2. Re:Accepted as the norm, kid-pop culture insights by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's just a dumb cartoon, but it shows how far Microsoft crap has infested pop culture.

      This has got to be the most bizarre anti-Microsoft post I've ever read. Ash crashing his computer is somehow a statement on the infection of Microsoft propaganda. Or, it could have just been a silly plot point of a silly cartoon you shouldn't have been watching.

      I've crashed Linux plenty of times, particularly the desktop environments.

      Incidentally, NT's kernel is based on VMS.

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    3. Re:Accepted as the norm, kid-pop culture insights by catfood · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. NT's kernel was written by Dave Cutler's crew, but none of the code came from VMS. (Duh, it belongs to Compaq, they can't just copy it.)

  128. i41 by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new Windows overworms.

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  129. That's a trojan. by Population · · Score: 1

    A window pops up saying that a function failed and it needs the root password or something like that?

    That means that the file has already gotten to your machine.

    How did it get there? Did you just launch a file that someone sent you?

    That's a trojan. It requires that a person give it the root password.

    Trojans will always be with us.

    Linux viruses and worms are rare because of Linux's security system.

    1. Re:That's a trojan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This "Swen" worm is trojan too -- 100% social engineering.

  130. w32.wren by Amigan · · Score: 1

    I got my first set of copies (7 different versions) a week ago. I tried looking on google and Symantec's web site to see if this was a virus. I ran strings against the binary, and it looked pretty good - but as a Linux ascii email ser, I didn't get to see the pretty screen until later. I tried to report it to Symantec, but they don't have a way to report a virus :-(

    In the last 48 hours, I've received over 500+ copies of the virus, and have filled my /var file system :-(

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  131. Why corrupt .dll's? by Population · · Score: 1

    Why try to kill the machine?

    Rather, change a dozen or so random numbers in every Excel spreadsheet that can be reached.

    Corrupt the data, leave the machine.

    It could be years before some of the damage is noticed.

    1. Re:Why corrupt .dll's? by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      You sir are for more evil than I

      *bows in recognition*

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    2. Re:Why corrupt .dll's? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It could be years before some of the damage is noticed."

      when was the last trojan/worm that cleaned up after itself properly ? what about file integrity software, like tripwire ? I'd say in a proper and correct environment, such data corruption has about a day to go unnoticed, tops.

  132. Linux virus by Kazymyr · · Score: 5, Funny

    The other day I got a Linux email virus. It was this perfectly innocent looking message, with the subject line reading "Important!". So I opened it, and inside I found the following:

    "This is an email virus for Linux users. It works on the honor system. Upon receipt of this message, you should manually forward it to everyone in your address book, then login as root and randomly delete a bunch of files. Thank you!"

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    1. Re:Linux virus by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was fooled by that one. Sorry about that.

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      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    2. Re:Linux virus by indytank · · Score: 1

      We use Norman's NVC for Linux antivirus scanner. It stops all the Linux viruses as well as any infected windows files that may pass through the box. This is great product most people don't know about.

  133. Go Away Troll by Dahan · · Score: 1
    This means your only defense is Zone Alarm.

    Shilling for Zone Labs, I see.

  134. Norton Ghost by KalvinB · · Score: 3, Informative

    After installing any system it's an excellent idea to use Norton Ghost (free with Soyo and possibly other MBs) to image the system. Then, if anything bad happens or if you just want to move the OS to a new drive, you just blast it over and 30 minutes later or less you're up and running as though nothing changed.

    My 2000 system was on an old 2GB drive that was about to fail and with ghost I was up and running much faster on a 13GB drive in less than an hour. I also have an image of my web-server's OS/app drive in case it ever fails.

    Knoppix and what I do is basically what prebuilt system manufacturers have been doing for years. It's just that HP, et al, add a lot of crap to the image.

    Ben

    1. Re:Norton Ghost by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Then, if anything bad happens or if you just want to move the OS to a new drive, you just blast it over and 30 minutes later or less you're up and running as though nothing changed."

      As much as I like Windows, I cannot avoid the fact that Windows gets slower with age. The registry gets bloated and things go wonky. I think the term is "Windows rot". It's a fact of life I've learned to live with. (Certainly beats not being able to play games etc!) In light of that, your option sort of works, but it doesn't avoid the inevitable install problem.

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    2. Re:Norton Ghost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norton Ghost is not Free Software. Are there not any OSS alternatives to Ghost??

    3. Re:Norton Ghost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pi rate it

    4. Re:Norton Ghost by berzerke · · Score: 3, Informative

      Norton Ghost is not Free Software. Are there not any OSS alternatives to Ghost??

      Well, there is partimage. However, I still find I prefer a tar gz ball. This way different partition sizes don't matter as they do with ghost and partimage. More work on the setup though. BTW, ghost has the same NTFS problems partimage does. Knoppix includes partimage.

    5. Re:Norton Ghost by m0rph3us0 · · Score: 1

      Knoppix will do exactly what Norton Ghost does, except it will do it securely. Sans fancy menu.

    6. Re:Norton Ghost by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Given that Knoppix was mentioned in the parent post, ironically what you do with Norton Ghost is the sort of thing I do regularly and just did using Knoppix:

      time dd bs=131072 if=/dev/hda | gzip -c > hostname-2003-09-21.gz
      305382+0 records in
      305382+0 records out
      40027029504 bytes transferred in 3545.991590 seconds (11287965 bytes/sec)

      I basically gzipped an entire 40GB hdd onto another HDD (xfs)
      ls -al
      -rw-r--r-- 1 root root 13122388702 Sep 21 15:37 hostname-2003-09-21.gz

      I'm sure Norton Ghost has tons of other features. But hey Knoppix is free, and still I could browse the web, read Slashdot on the SAME pc that's imaging the HDD. Can you do that with Ghost?

      You can also do an SMB mount and dump the image on to a file server, heck you can use netcat if you want. Remember tho if there's a 2GB filesize limit on the target filesystem then you have to pipe to split too. You may wish to split the image to CD-R sized 650MB files instead of 2GB.

      Use your imagination...

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    7. Re:Norton Ghost by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Oh yah, forgot to mention:
      You may wish to do:
      knoppix noswap

      So as not to touch the HDD data at all, in event there appears to be a linux compatible swap partition. This is mandatory if you are imaging an HDD for forensic reasons. Optional if you don't care about the data in the swap partition and are confident that knoppix won't screw up when swapping to the hdd.

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    8. Re:Norton Ghost by Avian+visitor · · Score: 1

      You can make an image of a partition using dd.

      Just do "dd if=/dev/hd?? of=image.bin". To restore, us "dd if=image.bin of=/dev/hd??". Works with any filesystem, just make sure the source and destination partitions are the same size.

      I've used that many times. Guys from IT department always thought I was using a port of Norton Ghost for Linux.

    9. Re:Norton Ghost by Nermal · · Score: 1

      GNU parted will do something similar to Ghost. Read the section of `info parted` called "disk imaging".

    10. Re:Norton Ghost by Reziac · · Score: 1
      Risky as it is to admit it here, I also like Windows... [g]

      Except for XP, which perforce is somewhat newer, my WinInstalls (95/98/ME) are all 3 to 5.5 years old (come to think of it, Win95 on some of my junker machines dates back 8 years), no reinstalls, no slowdowns, and they crash seldom to never. In my experience the "slowdown with age" issue is mainly one of maintenance: lack of defragging (should be done weekly "whether it needs it or not"), orphan tempfiles, logfiles that need to be trimmed (if you run ZoneAlarm, turn off logging til this current pingflood dies down; when the logfile gets too big and is being written to constantly, everything gets cranky); accumulated IE cachefiles that have to be deleted manually; and the need for a good registry scrubber: I strongly recommend regular use of Easycleaner from toniarts.com (freeware).

      See also How I make Windows stable :)

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    11. Re:Norton Ghost by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      There's Ghost for Unix (g4u) which was covered in this this Slashdot article.

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    12. Re:Norton Ghost by UpnAtom · · Score: 1

      In light of that, your option sort of works, but it doesn't avoid the inevitable install problem.

      Yes it does. I have 6 Ghost backups of my system partition, taking up about 10GB in total. Any time I install new software, I test it, re-install the last working backup and image it. Any time I find a problem, I go to the last working backup.

  135. Greed, lies from anti-virus software vendors, ... by CodeArt · · Score: 1

    Greed, lies from anti-virus software vendors, lies from ISP, Slashdot hatred, ... Again, nobody wants to point to out that it's not the virus that is transmitted in the e-mail It is an executable file, which gets transmitted in the email using any intermediate SMTP server to any e-mail client. I have received over 300 these fake messages with exe attachments since the Friday evening. My local ISP (Sympatico.ca) is telling me that they don't have possibility to block messages with executable attachments.

  136. No more Outlook Express by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't Microsoft want to yank Outlook Express
    from the next OS release and want to go to a
    server mail access? Joe consumer can't keep up
    with the patches. Maybe Microsft has the right
    idea.

  137. Of course it's fake! by Boone^ · · Score: 1

    If it were a real Microsoft patch, it would have executed without you knowing about it. Only these rogue virii actually *ask* you to run it.

  138. It's much simpler than that by mangu · · Score: 1

    There's one revolutionary concept that windows hasn't yet caught: have one "account" called, for instance, "root", which will be the only one that can install things in the system. Have users run under "non-privileged" accounts. In this way, unskilled users will not be able to thrash the whole system. Simple, yet very effective. That's why there are no viruses or worms for the non-stupid systems, such as VMS or the many unix-like systems.

    1. Re:It's much simpler than that by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? It's called "Administrator." Administrator can set that up easily.

      More FUD.

      Incidentally, NT's kernel is based on VMS. I found your comment amusing in light of that.

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    2. Re:It's much simpler than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, now you try running your regular apps under a normal user account. Not administrator, not a "power user", just a regular user account. What? You can't? Stuff breaks? Well, duh! That's because the Administrator model is a hack, a patch, a crude approximation of the real model that only exists on *nix systems (which today are all the major available systems except for MS's, ever since Apple switched to BSD).

      Besides, NT's kernel is NOT based on VMS. They share no code, and it only has similar semantics because both NT and VMS were designed by the same chief engineer.

    3. Re:It's much simpler than that by acarey · · Score: 1

      OK, now you try running your regular apps under a normal user account. Not administrator, not a "power user", just a regular user account. What? You can't? Stuff breaks? Well, duh!

      I think you'll find those apps that don't function are older apps written for the "everyone is root" monstrosity that is Win 9x. Microsoft Office, for instance, runs perfectly well as a regular user on a Windows NT-line machine once it's been installed by an Admiinistrator.

      That's because the Administrator model is a hack, a patch, a crude approximation of the real model that only exists on *nix systems.

      Actually, if you knew _anything_ about operating system history (which, clearly, you don't), you'd know that the reality is the exact opposite of what you state above. It is the NT operating system that included a security policy, profiling and auditing system from day 1, and UNIX that had its security system bolted on years after its initial release.

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  139. The difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference between a Linux and a Windows user when they're getting unknown email with binary attachments..

    Windows user: *opens up attachment and get's splattered across the wall*
    Linux user: *replies to email with tears in eyes* The subject goes: Where's the source code?! Don't you like me anymore?

  140. Nitpicking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He said important_document.tex not txt

  141. Good News by placeclicker · · Score: 1

    Works under wine

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  142. Swen IS TOO a worm by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1
    RTFA. From the article linked in the story:

    The "Swen" worm arrives in an official-looking e-mail message that appears to be from Microsoft. Users whose PCs are not patched against the Microsoft flaw this worm exploits will be infected just by viewing the message, as will protected users who click on the e-mail attachment.

    clearly requires some dumb schmoe to click on the executable file

    No. "Requires some dumb schmoe to open up Outlook."

    1. Re:Swen IS TOO a worm by JRHelgeson · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I did RTFA! I also Wrote TFA on Swen alerting our customers to the Swen VIRUS. Would you like to see Swen's source code?

      Swen runs as a program, a malicious program. That is what makes it a virus.

      Swen does not rely on a vulnerability to spread. It does not require Microsoft Outlook to spread, (although outlook certainly helps), as it spreads just as well if you're using Outlook, Eudora, Netscape, Hotmail, Yahoo, WHATEVER!

      All you must be doing is running an MS operating system.

      There is no patch for stupidity.

      Swen is a virus that relies on user stupidity to spread. The fact that this virus spreads to network shares is typical virus activity. If it copies itself to a startup folder, or modifies a registry string to launch the virus when a computer reboots, it is launching as an APPLICATION, a malicious application - which means virus to the slo folk and reporters that are reading this.

      If Swen were to make a direct connection to a persons IP on port whatever, performs a buffer overflow which injects code into a running application thereby opening up a backdoor by which the worm can then infect the machine - THEN it would be a worm.

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    2. Re:Swen IS TOO a worm by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1
      Ok. I've thought about this, and here's what I think:

      Agreed, that the general behavior of "Swen" is that of a virus.

      However, I still stand by my statement that using a vulnerability in Outlook to auto-execute is like the behavior of a worm. So is running in the background and sending out e-mails of itself (as defined here).

      The SirCam worm also behaved like Swen, in that it arrived as an attachment or was copied to a network share, played with the registry, etc.

      And I didn't mean to say it required Outlook. I meant that "all it takes is for some guy to open Outlook," meaning that the minimum user interaction level would be if you open Outlook, and the worm is the topmost message, bam, it gets previewed and executed if you're not all patched up.

      In addition, Symantec is classifying it as a worm. So you'd better go try to explain to them why they're wrong, too.

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      Someone: /makes a comment
      Slashdotter: RTFA!
      Someone: WTFA! And I'm right!

    3. Re:Swen IS TOO a worm by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      Thank you for clarifying that. This brings up a couple of pet peeves I have:
      1) Calling a Windows-only virus or security flaw a "PC" or "Computer" problem as opposed to a "Windows OS" problem.
      2) Calling a virus that a bunch of dumb users manually spread to other systems a "worm" as opposed to "a virus spread by sheer stupidity"

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    4. Re:Swen IS TOO a worm by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1
      "all it takes is for some guy to open Outlook," meaning that the minimum user interaction level would be if you open Outlook, and the worm is the topmost message, bam, it gets previewed and executed if you're not all patched up.
      Except for those of us who disable the preview pane. I'm pretty sure I would delete any message like this without ever opening it. But at my work, I can't convince my co-workers to turn off preview, so I would guess that most people leave it on unless there is some kind of IT enforcement. (BTW, I'm not an IT guy or anything).

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  143. Yeah, real professional looking. by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

    No capitalization and a missing article, both in the first sentence. Am I the only one for whom that spoils the illusion?

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  144. I found a way to crash a VAX in user level! by mangu · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if this still works, but about ten years ago I was developing a Motif program and found that if the paint callback was an infinite loop it would get all of the CPU. It seems that the callback was run at a rather high priority, regardless of the user.

    1. Re:I found a way to crash a VAX in user level! by catfood · · Score: 1

      My VAX-crashing pal did something very similar, IIRC. The application was supposed to draw fractals on some graphics device, "something" went wrong, and it took up all CPU time until the OS choked to death.

      It was pretty impressive at the time--we honestly had never heard of a user process crashing a computer. It seemed exotic, even nonsensical. Today people think it's normal! So much for progress.

  145. Re:That's absurd....latest tally shows linux under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the most attack..read it and weep.

  146. Hotmail by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    It floods my 2Meg hotmail account about once an hour for the last few days. And I wanted to get important emails from my family (well some came through anyway while I was cleaning).

    Maybe microsoft should take the plunge and block this worm from hotmail - or do they not have any technology that can do this reliably?

    I know they usually put the email I receive from workmates and relatives into the "junk mail" folder, so their filtering software is obviously rubbish.

    1. Re:Hotmail by sharkey · · Score: 1
      or do they not have any technology that can do this reliably?

      Hotmail runs on Windows, doesn't it?

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    2. Re:Hotmail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, no-one really knows. It used to run the front-end on BSD... but Microsoft tried to migrate it to Windows, with disasterous results as you'd expect.

      A year or so later, Netcraft reported Windows servers appearing... until it was totally Windows... but that seems to be only the web front-end. The back-end still runs on some big Unix systems (but not little BSD).

  147. We had a linux user at our office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He didn't wash his hands after going to the toilet and when challenged gave some urban myth about washing hands making them dirtier (yes I did check the CDC site, which confirms what I learnt in Health Science class at a 3rd world primary school - washing hands in clean water is a Good Thing).

  148. Windoze should be banned as OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its about time windoze as an OS should be recalled and handed back to the M$ and windoze user should get refund like any bad lemon product.

    Windoze is a lemon OS this is reality folks. We should ban windoze at work since so much time is lost on this buggy crappy OS

    thank god we switched to linux.

    1. Re:Windoze should be banned as OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will switching to lunix help us suck less at teh english?

  149. MOD PARENT UP by ndogg · · Score: 1

    I can't stop laughing....

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  150. Sigh. Alright, where are the Feds? by Jack+Auf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Saw this coming this morning. I don't even have to read CERT, or SANS, or /. anymore to know when the 'Microsoft Worm-O-The-Month' has hit the Windows boxen near me. My net connection slows to a crawl, I can no longer get to most of the sites I frequent, and I can't get to my IMAP server.

    To add insult to injury I haven't run an MS OS since about 1998 - only Linux, OBSD, & OSX.

    I've had to deal with the effects of *others* carelessness and ignorance for *years* now. Lost productivity (I telecommute), the inconvenience, all my extra time having to tweak my firewall, and all the bandwidth that was rightfully mine that was stolen, the load on my mail server. That times the 100M (or whatever it is) people on the net.

    If Ford made a car that was this poorly made consumers could sue them. At the very least the Feds would step in and force a recall.

    So why haven't the Feds forced a Microsoft recall? Why have there been no class action suits for repeatedly defective products?

    If Windows really does have 92-95% of the desktop market then it's a critical resource and should be treated as such. The Feds would never allow a phone system to continue if it crashed every month, or a rail system that had a major accident every month. It goes against national security.

    If MS has that much market-share then they should be treated as a critical system just like phones or rail and held to the same standards.

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  151. And here's the procmail rule. by noselasd · · Score: 1

    With 1200 of these filling my inbox every day now, its nice to get
    rid of them, adding the following to .procmailrc

    :0 B
    * ^Content.*(file)?name=.*\.(hta|vbs|exe|scr|pif|lnk |bat|com)
    /dev/null

    Does ofcourse have the sideeffect of nuking every mail with an attachment that ends in one of hta|vbs|exe|scr|pif|lnk|bat|com , but I havnt found any use for such files in the past couple of years.

    1. Re:And here's the procmail rule. by Eamon+C · · Score: 1

      I was filtering everything with an attachment over 140 kB at first, but I've since had time to refine my recipies. Here ya go:

      :0 B:
      * September 2003
      * Cumulative Patch
      /dev/null

      :0 B:
      * iframe src
      /dev/null

  152. Swen by tiny69 · · Score: 3, Informative
    I first saw the virus on the evening of the 18th. Running 'strings' on the attachment turned up two URL's.

    GET http://ww2.fce.vutbr.cz/bin/counter.gif/link=bacil lus&width=6&set=cnt006 HTTP/ 1.0
    ww2.fce.vutbr.cz

    The first was a counter. At the time I checked it had well over a million hits and was going up FAST. At the time I'd been hit by about 20 copies of the virus. The next morning the counter was taken down and replaced with a warning. At that time I'd been "hit" over 70 times by the virus.

    There seems to be variations to the emails that contain the virus. The main one is a 160K email that contains an attachmentwith a content type of Application/X-MSDOWNLOAD. The second is about 148K is size and the attachment has the content type of Audio/X-WAV. There are some emails that are 16K in size but the attachment is a zero length file. I've also been getting emails claiming to be "bounces" from Yahoo and other ISP's saying I'm trying to send a virus infected email to someone. But the Received lines show the the email is not from Yahoo. So far I've received over 170 of these damn things.

    Then there are all of the real ISP's who are not helping the problem. I keep getting warnings claiming that someone I don't know tried to send me an email with a virus. Thank you, but your anti-virus software just sent out a useless email and just accomplished one of the goals of swen, to clog up email servers. Send an email to the moron who is currently infected and stop sending out thousands of emails telling everyone else about it.

    This may sound harsh, but I'm really hoping the next big Microsoft worm or virus will disable the infected comupters.

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  153. I got two of these emails this morning by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    one that looked like a returned sender address for a 140 kb midi file (exe extension ;P) and an email from micrsoft with an "msn.net" address (I didnt know updates came from there) I think the virus has an internal name too, looked at it in a hex viewer, it was either the name of the inventor or some shit, I forget the name now.. it had a beta symbol in it. Thank god for linux, huh?

  154. Just so it's absolutely clear... by ls+-lR · · Score: 1

    I thought I'd point this out, because chances are even some people on slashdot don't know this:

    Microsoft has never has and never will issue security updates through email.

    It's that simple. Anything that you get claiming to be from MS is some kind of fraud, worm, virus, spam, etc. I'm sure most of you around here knew that already, but I saw this asked on some mailing lists (e.g. Dshield) when these emails first started appearing.

    Use this opportunity to remind anyone you know that may not be as computer illiterate as you. This worm, in addition to ANYTHING claiming to be updates from MS, are not real.

    1. Re:Just so it's absolutely clear... by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 1
      You, sir, should spend more time previewing before claiming to be "absolutely clear":
      Microsoft has never has and never will issue security updates through email.
      Oh, it has never has and never will? Almost as clear as:
      Anything that you get claiming to be from MS is some kind of fraud, worm, virus, spam, etc.
      I'll stop short of saying anything about the quality of their software, but not everything that comes from Microsoft is a fraud, worm, virus, or spam.
      Use this opportunity to remind anyone you know that may not be as computer illiterate as you. This worm, in addition to ANYTHING claiming to be updates from MS, are not real.
      So anyone who is not as illiterate as me? Oh, and it's good to hear that this worm are not real. I was under the impression that the worm was real. I also thought that patches from MS's site were real.

      Better luck with your next post. We all have off nights. :)
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  155. Windows livecd by Webmonger · · Score: 1

    There is a Win95 livecd, but they're not sharing.

  156. 616 by mwillems · · Score: 1

    I have now received this worm 616 times since 9pm last night. That is 616 in one day, making this about ten times worse than any previous worm,

    Seems the same machines go on, and on, and on. A number appear from the same machines (as shown by sending IP). This could be very very annoying.

    I guess it has been said before... who has not patched their machine for two years? Grannies? They do not have broadband. Groan. Maybe we need a "PC license", like a "driving license".

    Michael

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  157. Re: Microsoft Ease + Linux Secure = ??? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 2, Funny

    You forgot to add Tiffany's pricing : )

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  158. Re:Windows users owe the alternative OS "sinks" bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how many times do you have to misspell "propagating"? do you have some sort of "propagating" dyslexia?

  159. Re:That's absurd....latest tally shows linux under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't aware that Linux was a webserver. I was under the impression that it was an Operating System. Silly me. I guess I'll dump that "Apache" thing I needlessly downloaded.

  160. Windows updater by ricembr · · Score: 1

    Its really going to be funny when someone finds a vulnerability in the Windows Updater so that we can all have viruses automatically placed on our computers every 15 minutes.

  161. Me too by dolson · · Score: 1

    I have been getting it since before the last /. news item about the "prediction" of the next Windows worm... It's annoying. I've gotten about 200 worm emails and 150 "undeliverable" emails in my inbox since then. Damned annoying.

  162. RE: multiple skillsets by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    There's never anything wrong with a desire to learn how to do more things! The fact is, though, not all of us are motivated by more than one or two things in life that really grab our attention and keep it.

    I know myself, I like cars and have always been willing to spend a big chunk of my paychecks on them, relative to my other expenses. I really *tried* to learn how to be a decent mechanic, even taking the "power tech" classes offered in my high-school and joining several car clubs over the years since then.

    Ultimately though, I've found it's just not the thing for me. Yes, I've upgraded a car or two to a higher performance cat-back exhaust, changed a set of spark plugs, and done some car stereo installations - but beyond that, I always find it unenjoyable, and too laborious. A job that seems to take other guys 20 minutes takes me a whole afternoon of fighting with stuck bolts that don't want to come loose, parts I can't get back together properly, and whatever.

    So, too, with most home improvement/repair tasks. I've bought the books, and I've succeeded in doing some of the small things (fixing broken flushers on toilets, hanging new curtain rods for drapes, and even re-tiling a bathroom once, with some help from my wife). But ultimately, I again find this sort of work uninteresting, and usually tedious + frustrating. I'm not good at sawing things along straight lines. I'm horrible at painting without making a huge mess to clean up afterwards. It's just not for me.

    Computers, however, I took to like a fish to water since I got my hands on my first one - a Timex/Sinclair 1000, years ago. I know I'm good at working with them, and they've held my interest continuously for over 12 years. Arrogance is never really a good trait, but hey - some folks do earn a right to it. I had one friend, in particular, who everyone immediately labeled as "pompous" and "arrogant" about computers and computer security, but you know what? He was almost never wrong when I heard him give advice or suggestions, review a piece of software or hardware, or troubleshoot problems.

    Sort of like that line in one of Kid Rock's songs, "It ain't bragging if you can back it up!"

    As things get more and more complex, there's also a real danger in becoming "jack of all trades, and master of none". I've met a lot of these people, who seem to know just enough to be dangerous at all sorts of trades and skills - but I'd never want to hire them for any of the things they claim to "know how to do".

  163. Running emailed .exe files? by zygote · · Score: 1

    After so many "outbreaks" like this, I wonder how could MS not have long ago updated Outlook with a built-in filter that displays a big red warning whenever any file with a .exe or other non-Big 3 extension shows up in an email messsage? (Whew mod -1 for run-on sentence)

    With all the "We know how you should run your computer" couldn't they have a small DMZ/virtual machine that runs an .exe or .pif or whatever to judge what is wants to do? I guess this should be what anti-virus software does, but seems not to be.

    Glad to be running OS X, fwiw.

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    1. Re:Running emailed .exe files? by IceCat · · Score: 1
      After so many "outbreaks" like this, I wonder how could MS not have long ago updated Outlook with a built-in filter that displays a big red warning whenever any file with a .exe or other non-Big 3 extension shows up in an email messsage?
      They did, over 3 years ago, it was called the Outlook E-Mail Security update. That pretty much took care of Outlook 98 and Outlook 2000. Outlook XP already has it built in.

      Microsoft finally included the feature to block access to dangerous attachments for Outlook Express with version 6, I believe. I think SP1 for OE6 actually made to the default set to block access to these attachments. (Tools | Options | Security)

  164. Two things about swen I'd like answered by zaren · · Score: 1

    a) How many of my fellow infectees are getting your usenet contact addresses hammered, but not other accounts? I know that out of all of my accounts, only the two that I've used to post to the newsgroups are getting this crap.

    b) What, if anything, did Verisign's asinine "added feature" have to do with not being able to filter this crap?

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    1. Re:Two things about swen I'd like answered by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

      a) Bingo! I've got 3 accounts, and the usenet contact is getting toasted.

  165. Untrusted data should be processed as "nobody" by r6144 · · Score: 1
    When doing things manually this should be quite clear. If you want to try out some executable from an unknown source (assuming the system contains no local root exploits), run it as some "nobody"-like account, not as your own account or root.

    I think email clients and web browsers should also temporarily change uid to "nobody" when processing the data received.

    The problem is that you can't do that currently unless the email client itself is run as root (or have CAP_SETUID). Of course you may have the setuid bit set on the email client executable, but then local security becomes harder to manage, and many useful functionality (core dumping and LD_PRELOAD'ing, etc.) are lost. Maybe we should have a "trusted uid" idea, so that user "foo" can have another uid "foonobody" that has as little priviledge as "foo" wants, and when the euid is "foo", "foonobody" is seen as the same user when determining priviledges, so a program running as "foo" can access foonobody's files, do setuid(foonobody), chmod a file owned by foonobody, chown a file to foonobody (they are the same user, so the usual chown-as-root restrictions shouldn't apply), and so on (but not vice versa). Then an email client runned by "foo" can setreuid to "foonobody" (according to a config file) when processing the HTML/attachment, and setreuid back when done (the real uid was still "foo" --- but the more secure solution is to end the thread after processing is finished).

    One problem is left though. The attachment processing probably shouldn't be running in the same thread (otherwise malicious programs may corrupt the part owned by "foo"), and if the processing result needs to be communicated back to the email program, the email program will have to do a lot of verification. HTML renderers can be made to render in an X window directly though.

  166. What I'd like to find out is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who are the -LOSERS- doing this? Are they the same ones taking some time off from doing porn sites and helping spammers?

    Or possibly, script kiddies who've installed Linux and think they're all k-rad and shit?

    "LOOK AT ME!! See how -important- I think I AM!!"

    Vomit.

  167. Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by Anguo · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I have been receiving dozens of copies of this virus in my inbox over the last two days. They look pretty in my kmail spam folder. I usually delete spam from the folder, but they are so pretty I have decided to archive a few of them...

    I read many comments by windows users who say they have used it for so many years and never had a virus, because they are sensible users who patch their OS and never open attachments...

    It may be they are lucky too...

    My brother wrote me yesterday to tell me that his XP box got infected and that of my father too. With both computers, he tried to reinstall XP and go straight to download the patch but, so he tells me, with both computers he got re-infected within 3 minutes of reinstalling the OS. He never got a chance nor the time to download the patch...

    I am sure that my brother didn't open any attachment with any fucking v***us (oops, I meant f***ing virus) within three minutes of installing XP.

    There must be something right that virus writers are doing... and MS must be doing something wrong.

    Meanwhile, POPFile carries on marking those nice looking emails as viruses which Kmail then happily filters out of my way...

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    1. Re:Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by cscx · · Score: 1

      If you're thinking of the RPC bug, he obviously didn't install it correctly.

      Just
      1) pull the ethernet cable
      2) enable XP's built-in firewall
      3) download patch
      4) stir well and enjoy!

    2. Re:Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by Anguo · · Score: 1

      Thanks :-), I have forwarded the information to him.

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    3. Re:Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > 1) pull the ethernet cable
      > 2) enable XP's built-in firewall
      > 3) download patch

      Yes, I always pull the ethernet cables before downloading things...
      (Ahem. I know what you meant, though.)

      RPC is a service you don't need. Turn it off. Not that turning on
      the firewall is a bad thing, but turn RPC off. Also, unbind File
      and Print Sharing from the TCP/IP on your internet connection. Also,
      turn off Windows Messenger Service and any other services you don't
      need. This is the same advice *nix people give eachother: turn off
      any services you don't intend to actually use. Then, when you read
      the slashdot story next week about the new worm, you can glance it
      over, determine that the worm comes in through IIS, remember that you
      turned IIS off, and relax.

      Oh, and: don't use Outlook. Ever. Get Pegasus Mail, or something.

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    4. Re:Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by cscx · · Score: 1

      This is the same advice *nix people give eachother: turn off any services you don't intend to actually use

      This is why a lot of Linux machines get rooted... they are running every service under the sun without a need for it. wu-ftpd comes to mind... although I don't think it's used very often anymore.

    5. Re:Lucky windows users??? Re:Huh? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > wu-ftpd comes to mind...

      ftp in general is something you should keep turned off unless you
      actually need it, moreso even than is true for services in general,
      not because it's more vulnerable than other services so much as
      because it gains you unwanted extra attention from the script
      kiddies. That goes triple for anonymous ftp.

      We do have one system that has to have ftp. I chose proftpd for it,
      and yes, I updated it after the recent announcement. And it doesn't
      permit anonymous login, because we don't need that.

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  168. And yet... by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

    ...and yet Slashdot is breathlessly announcing this as a new "Microsoft worm."

    Right. An executable that the misinformed user is running is now a Microsoft worm.

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  169. It's not by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
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  170. Got me.... by utlemming · · Score: 1
    Yup, I have been hit. I am running Windows XP Pro-IIS on for my Windows needs (yes I have a dedicated FreeBSD box). Anyhow, I started to notice suppicious emails the other day and started to hunt for something. I figured that I got a virus when I started getting "qmail" return responses. And then it appeared that Microsoft was spamming me. Just had to check /. to verify that I had been hit. Doesn't help that I use Office XP for my email needs either. Well, all I can say is that I will be using FreeBSD for my internet communications now.

    Ironically, out of the five or so email addresses that I use, only one of them have been hit -- and the one that is having problems is the one that I use for web communications. All the others are perfectly fine.

    God bless Micro$oft

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  171. Re:I immediately applied this free security-by-ema by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

    So the virus is WINE-compatible?
    How nice of the virus authors to remember those of us who don't totally bow to the Dark Lord.

    (It's a joke, duh)

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  172. You know what? People beaming with pride that their OS isn't affected is like praising your computerized toaster for also not being infected. You're not the major target of this worm, so of course you're just seeing side effects and not infection.

    Give Linux the Windows marketshare and enjoy worms that exploit things like last week's ssh vulnerability.

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    "Sufferin' succotash."
    1. Re:Oh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Die Wintendo fanboy...

  173. Earthlink people are retards about this one by voss · · Score: 1

    I have been trying to get them to do something about this. I have mozilla so I am ok in regards to infections but the damn emails keep coming...250 in one day. Earthlink has these indian call center people who are completely clueless. Their people think "spaminator" will stop it. Spaminator only shunts it to the webmail box, it still fills up their 10mb capacity because their "suspect" emails count against capacity. I can control it while I am online because Ive trained mozilla to send all of things to the junk box.

    There is one way to control it somewhat. The swen virus has a 150k payload if you tell your computer to screen out all emails larger than 50k that might do it.

  174. Huh? by sharkey · · Score: 2, Funny
    its professional looking email advertisement that pretends to be a fake Microsoft patch

    Actually, I rather thought it pretended to be a REAL Microsoft patch.

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  175. Re: They're busy catching the criminals, you moron by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    Newsflash: if you shoot out the tires of any vehical that is in motion, the car will go out of control.
    I guess we should recall all cars, in that case.

    Please stay off the internet.

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  176. As this is something that affects Outlook... by ASayre8 · · Score: 1

    You might wanna check MSFT's Office update:

    http://office.microsoft.com/OfficeUpdate/default.a spx

  177. Sure it would: Del *.xls, *.doc, *.ppt /s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have to be selective about the destruction...

  178. 80,000 copies in four minutes by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    What the fuck are these people doing with their e-mail addresses, displaying them on the fucking jumbotron at the Super Bowl?

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  179. Worm that actually does patch by alversjr · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea. How about someone writes a worm that actually will patch windows systems with the latest patches (maybe even get the latest virus definitions) so all those people who are propogating these worms with unpatched machines stop wasting bandwidth, etc.

  180. No bounce?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the virus smtp is connecting to you directly, no bounce.

    If it has already passed on to a real mail server, you just pushed the bounce back one server.

    All these bounces to forged senders are

    bad bad bad

    No bounce messages pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

    mb

    1. Re:No bounce?? by rossz · · Score: 1

      Yes, the virus scan happens at the smtp, so I don't generate bounce messages that hit an innocent bystander. Of course, the mta of a worm doesn't care that I send a 'bugger off' message back to it.

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  181. One thing really bothers me though. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I wonder why haven't antivirus companies produced updates for mail server antivirus programs that promptly stamp out any messages that contain the executable to spread the virus. If that had been in place the propagation of this virus would have slowed down very quickly because email servers would reject any message that contains the specific executable file.

    1. Re:One thing really bothers me though. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      I wonder why mail server antivirus/protection programs don't simply remove ALL executable attachments from ALL mail messages.
      If that had been in place we would not have a mail worm problem, and we would lose very little useful functionality.

      When you want somebody to have your program, mail him a URL where he can download it if he feels he wants to do that.

  182. Big Deal. Norton Handles It Fine by serutan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes the email looks perfect, but even if I believed it Norton comes to the rescue:

    "Norton AntiVirus removed the attachment: Qz.exe.
    The attachment was infected with the Worm.Automat.AHB virus."

    Ho hum.

    1. Re:Big Deal. Norton Handles It Fine by taustin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now click that "OK" button four thousand times.

      Ho hum.

  183. poor, poor winblows users by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the words of a famous Simpsons character, "haaa-haaa!"

  184. I saw this pos earlier this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this. Too bad it didn't look quite like m$. The file didn't look too much like a patch either.

    Still, running it just confused the hell out of my FreeBSD box.

  185. My e-mail server by Nonillion · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My e-mail server has been getting hit by this thing for the past couple of days now. Last count I had hundreds of these e-mails associated with e-mail rejection errors, all in reference to mail I didn't send. Depending on what time of the day it was they were either are comming .mx .pl .ro .nl ox.com and so on.

    The e-mail is very deceptive and looks like real e-mail sent from Microsoft. Other than being a pain in the ass it's almost as fun as being /.ed

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  186. This is old news by Trevin · · Score: 1

    I started getting the worm in my mailbox Friday morning. By Friday night I had already copied CERT's incident notice to my company's network status web page. (Not that anyone is actually going to read it until after they have a problem.)

  187. I am starting to think... [ot] by pr0ntab · · Score: 1

    that I'll know when the slashdot "empire" has fallen when some unexplained computing anomaly (i.e. Verisign, weird entries in logs, bogus patents and CoD letters) goes unaddressed by the readership on the front page within a week on the frontpage (to allow for a slashback), or 5 days within someone's journal. Like the Roman post. Can I take this analogy any further? :-)

    Whenever I see something that makes me go "hmmm...", I always come here first by instinct. Then, if I don't find anything, I try to muster up the courage to submit a story. I hardly ever get accepted, but I know it goes a long way in getting something noticed. It usually shows up the next day.

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  188. Re: They're busy catching the criminals, you moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Newflash: If people shooting out the tires of moving vehicles was as epidemic as the MS security problem the Feds would declare Marshall Law, outlaw guns, and make it a capitol crime to shoot at a moving vehicle.

    Moron.

  189. JUST USE LINUX by linuxgeek666 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    JUST USE FUCKING LINUX!

  190. Wriggled into view? by taustin · · Score: 1

    Holy Christ of a flying goddamn crutch!

    I've gotten at least four goddamn thousand copies of the fucking thing in the last 72 hours.

  191. I'm almost proud... by xilmaril · · Score: 1

    it really says something, when a post about raising an army of geeks to take on Microsoft is labeled 'Insightful'. Oh, what a world ;)

  192. You shoulda known .... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    .. never trust a Windows email that says it will improve your security.

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  193. Awesome! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    600th post! Go me. It is my birthday.

  194. Huh? by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    > YOUR OS IS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT.

    It isn't?

    > USE WHAT YOU WANT FOR TECHNICAL OR AESTHETIC REASONS.

    Funny, that's what I do with clothes. Guess clothes aren't a fashion statement either. Nor cars. Nor really stupid, inane postings.

    Your computer is what you want it to be, and what you use and how you use it reflects a lot about you, just as does the fact that you have a 15 volt cordless Makita instead of some piece-of-junk black-and-decker that cost 1/3 as much. For example. Or the fact that you choose to drive a Jaguar (costs a lot, amazingly failure-prone, but very, very pretty) or a Honda (mostly not especially pretty, costs a fair bit, amazingly reliable) or a Kia (you figure it out).

    Get over yourself, man. You're not the first who had the 'you're not your computer' insight. It's one way of looking at the situation. Be bright enough to figure out that it's not the only way.

    Sheesh.

    -fred

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  195. Re:Windows users owe the alternative OS "sinks" bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our cable modem service delivers pretty decent speed too---and very effective spam filtering at the isp level
    of course they do get a bit twitchy if you try running a server

  196. MIME Header by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looking at the e-mail is only enough if you haven't patched IE 5 in 2 1/2 years.

  197. Yes it does, actually by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    If you, just as an amazingly simple example, installed an alias in that user's .blahrc file for 'su' and a file in their bin directory called 'su' which read in the password typed after the su, printed 'Incorrect password' or whatever, and then erased itself, you'd have the root password.

    You think too much like a math geek and not enough like a psych geek.

    -fred

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  198. Senior Programmer Analyst? by malakai · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The worst that would happen is the users home directory being deleted. This is why MS Windows security is so bad IMO. Every user runs as Administrator out-of-the-box


    Your opinion quite frankly is not very worthwhile. First, losing a home directory under any OS is a _Very_ bad thing. You can't reinstall your home directory from a CD.

    Second, every user does not run as Administrator out of the box in 'MS Windows Security'.

    In XP this isn't true, in Server 2003 this isn't true, in Windows 2000 this isn't truee, in Windows NT this isn't true.

    In MS-Dos this is true, in Windows 95 this is true. In windows 98 this is true, and in Windows ME this is true.

    See a distinction? Ok, so lets consider you meant "in Windows ME". Fine, yes users run with full permission in ME. And those same users, if they were in Linux would not be using Linux. Because they couldn't figure out how to install it. If they did manage to get Linux on their box, and setup their mail client, I doubt they'd be much more secure. Why? Because _they_ are still the risk. They will execute the ".sh" file attached to the mail message. The script will alias some worthwhile commands and wait for the user to give it the root password. Or, it may just ask them, after all, the users ARE the WEAK link. So why not just pop up an important looking window (or console prompt) and say something like "fsck detected faulty partition data on ext2/blah/bah/bah at offest 00345678 code word DELTA. Please enter root password so that kernel.bot may correct this problem".

    Get my point? It _IS_ the "dumb" user. Switching them to a different operating system won't protect them (unless of course you _Don't_ give them root access or password, and then that would be a trusted environment and they wouldn't be running Windows ME, they'dbe running win2k or XP or 2003 or Linux or BSD or some other securable operating system).

    hope that helps,
    -malakai
    1. Re:Senior Programmer Analyst? by EpsCylonB · · Score: 1

      the users ARE the WEAK link

      This is the most sensible thing I have read in this thread, much as we all love linux it is not going to magically solve all the worlds computer problems.

      I know its not a new idea on slashdot but maybe if we required all non bussiness users to have a licence for there computer which they get once they pass a test proving they understand the fundamentals of network security...

    2. Re:Senior Programmer Analyst? by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      Your opinion quite frankly is not very worthwhile. First, losing a home directory under any OS is a _Very_ bad thing. You can't reinstall your home directory from a CD.
      What? I can reinstall my ~/ under Linux from a CD in 1 minute.
      In XP this isn't true, in Server 2003 this isn't true, in Windows 2000 this isn't truee, in Windows NT this isn't true.
      Sure you can have users that are not in the administrator account. However, when you go through a NORMAL windows xp or windows 2000 install, the users that a home user creates at the end of the install ARE in the Administrator group and these are the users that MOST home users are running as. In Linux, the users you make at the end of the install or at any other time are NOT in the root (uid=0) acount.
      And those same users, if they were in Linux would not be using Linux. Because they couldn't figure out how to install it.
      Total FUD. Have you tried to install any of the last few versions of Red Hat, SuSE or Mandrake? A monkey could install them and I have had plenty of not-technical users do an install. You just click a few buttons and your done.
      They will execute the ".sh" file attached to the mail message. The script will alias some worthwhile commands and wait for the user to give it the root password.
      Sorry it doesn't work that way. Just because a file has an extension of .sh DOES NOT make it an executable file, unlike in MS Windows where MS Windows will try to execute .exe, .bat, etc for you. In Linux, the file NEEDS to be marked as an executable OR it needs to be ran as an argument to another executable applications, i.e. /bin/bash trojan.sh. Just clicking on a script or file attachment in a Linux mailer will have NO effect.
      --
      If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
  199. Swen is not 100% trojan by KMSelf · · Score: 1

    It offers multiple modes of infection, including email and Usenet (as a trojan), but also as a self-propogating worm via fileshare, Kazaa, and IRC.

    RTFVD

    --

    What part of "gestalt" don't you understand?

    1. Re:Swen is not 100% trojan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sends itself on Kazaa and IRC, but would still require an end-user to download and launch the executable. The only time it could "self-propagate" is when someone was stupid enough to enable filesharing for their whole C drive.

      Revised estimate is that it's 99.5% social engineering.

    2. Re:Swen is not 100% trojan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's self-propogating via email as well, if user is running old enough OE with the "preview == 0wn3d" hole.

  200. And Symantec sent me another 1.5 mil by lrucker · · Score: 1

    Half of the mail I got yesterday was the virus (and I'm on a Mac, so nyah) and the other half was Norton AntiVirus saying somebody I didn't know had tried to send me an infected email. I forwarded every one of them to abuse@symantec.com, telling them to fix their software to not do that.

  201. crash link to technews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is there a reason why firebird crashes if i click on the technews link?

  202. I got one kinda like that in my inbox on Friday... by ecloud · · Score: 1

    Let me know if anybody wants a copy of this "patch" for further analysis.

    ---

    FROM: "Program Security Division"
    TO: "Customer"
    SUBJECT: microsoft pack

    MS Customer

    this is the latest version of security update, the
    "September 2003, Cumulative Patch" update which eliminates
    all known security vulnerabilities affecting
    MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express.
    Install now to help protect your computer
    from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could
    allow an attacker to run code on your system.
    This update includes the functionality of all previously released patches.
    System requirements: Windows 95/98/Me/2000/NT/XP
    This update applies to:
    - MS Internet Explorer, version 4.01 and later
    - MS Outlook, version 8.00 and later
    - MS Outlook Express, version 4.01 and later

    Recommendation: Customers should install the patch at the earliest opportunity.
    How to install: Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
    How to use: You don't need to do anything after installing this item.

    Microsoft Product Support Services and Knowledge Base articles can be found on
    +the Microsoft Technical Support web site.
    http://support.microsoft.com/

    For security-related information about Microsoft products, please visit the
    +Microsoft Security Advisor web site
    http://www.microsoft.com/security/

    Thank you for using Microsoft products.

    Please do not reply to this message.
    It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to
    +any replies.

    The names of the actual companies and products mentioned herein are the
    +trademarks of their respective owners.
    Copyright 2003 Microsoft Corporation. ... (GIFs and stuff) ...

    Content-Type: application/x-msdownload; name="update9352.exe"
    Content-Transfer-Encoding: base64
    Content-Disposition: attachment

  203. Exactly how we're set up by FredFnord · · Score: 1

    We've got an Exchange box running behind a firewall, with a machine (also behind the firewall, but with a couple open ports) that accepts mail, virus-checks it, spam-checks it, and then forwards it to the exchange box. And we've got a VPN set up so that people can get to the Exchange box to get their email.

    A whole lot of work, just so that our CEO can use the 'shared calendar' function on Exchange, huh?

    -fred

    --
    Sign #11 of Slashdot overdose: You see the phrase 'moderate Republican' and you wonder if that would be a +1 or a -1.
  204. generic procmail filter for virus by Dionysus · · Score: 1

    This guy has a filter for viruses. Pretty good, took out the Swen virus with some modifications (added bat and com extensions)

    --
    Je ne parle pas francais.
  205. Re:This is a SOCIAL virus, not a technological vir by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    This virus does not exploit any OS weakness.

    Firstly I must disagree about your first point. It does try to run itself automaticly by presenting itself as a .wav file around half the time.

    But you are quite right when you say:
    It exploits STUPID FUCKING USERS.

    I'm amazed just how dumb a lot of so called technical staff are. The fucking -security manager- where I work ran the attachment on the last fake microsoft mail -TWICE-. UNIX guys I work with were running it too! They said it was an attachment so they had to run it to see what it was. How do these people get though life when they are so easily conned??

    OK, Ignorant office staff might run this thing, but technical staff? Security staff?

    This is indeed a problem caused by -STUPID- -FUCKING- -USERS-.

    Thanks for listening.

  206. From: Linux by gjm11 · · Score: 1

    From: Linux
    Subject: Install this OS for better security

    This is the latest version of Linux kernel, the "September 2003, Cumulative Patch update" which resolves all known security vulnerabilities affecting MS Internet Explorer, MS Outlook and MS Outlook Express as well as four newly discovered vulnerabilities.

    Install now to help protect your computer from these vulnerabilities, the most serious of which could allow an malicious user to run executable on your computer.

    Recommendation: Customers should install the OS at the earliest opportunity.
    How to install: Run attached file. Choose Yes on displayed dialog box.
    How to use: You don't need to do anything after installing this item.

    Thank you for using Linux products.

    Please do not reply to this message. It was sent from an unmonitored e-mail address and we are unable to respond to any replies.

    The names of the actual companies and products mentioned herein are the trademarks of their respective owners.
    Copyright 2003 Linux International.

    <<<attachment: qmdywb.exe>>>

    1. Re:From: Linux by statichead · · Score: 1

      Your on to something there!

  207. Prevent the system from booting again by wtarreau · · Score: 1

    The simplest way to harm much while not preventing the virus spread is to only destroy what is necessary for the system to boot (partition table is a good choice). Because the virus can spread as long as the system isn't turned off, but to turn it on again, you'll need the install CD. This means the virus would have one full day to spread on most typical home computers. And since mostly everything you install on windows forces you to reboot, there are chances that installing the AV software would be the last thing the computer does.

    So I think that nowadays, windows users are REALLY LUCKY that virus writers are not vicious yet.

  208. Not a WORM, a VIRUS by wtarreau · · Score: 1

    It's not a WORM, since it needs user interaction to spread. It's a VIRUS. A worm does not need any idiot to spread.

  209. Glad but mad by __aafkqj3628 · · Score: 1

    It might be a good idea to use an alternate OS (I use a Mac for email), but when nobody else does and I wind up getting about 400 of these little buggers a day, it's not really much use is it.

  210. RANT: The net has gone so downhill. by Alioth · · Score: 1

    The last two months have been bloody hell on the internet. Between SoBig, Blaster, this new one, VeriSlime it's just getting too much to fucking bear. What used to be fun and enjoyable is becoming a chore after worm after worm sprays gigabytes of malware at my system.

    This latest one put 100MB in my mailspool in less than 24 hours. I was getting several of these worms _per minute_ at about 150K each. Since I run the MX, I put yet another anti-malware measure: not only do I have to waste time installing and keeping SpamAssassin up to date, I now have to add Exim system filters to reject all Windows executables (even though I can't run them) because the sheer level of traffic is getting overwhelming.

    Email has become a useless burden.

    The time has come for change. I think the following needs to be done.

    1. All operators of mail exchangers - anyone who runs an MTA should be licensed.
    2. MTAs should only accept mail from other MTAs being run by a licensed operator. Mail from unlicensed MTAs should be rejected. Instantly kills the problem of malware being spread by non-MTA computers.
    3. The MTA operator should risk having their license suspended or revoked if they allow spam to be sent via their MTA.
    4. Licensing should consist of a course of education in non-MTA specifics (i.e. the principles of running an MTA, the laws, what traffic you should allow, what traffic you should reject) rather than be courses for particular pieces of software. It will be up to the licensed MTA operator to figure out their particular software, just like it is up to a car owner to figure out their new car. The fact that they can lose their MTA license should mean that operators will be very careful about learning about their specific software and setting it up correctly.
    5. It is the operator's sole responsibility to keep their MTA secure. Bug in sendmail and you didn't hear about it/patch it? Tough shit. Your MTA operator's license gets suspended. Your MTA is configured so it will let worms/viruses out from people at your ISP or your user group? You get your license suspended. That will be a good incentive for MTA opers to do everything in their power to stop malware and spam.

    I admit that I don't know a good way to go around the implementation specifics (who is the licensing authority? National governments? The people in charge of the TLD you want to have an MX in?) but this free-for-all MUST end.

    In the short term, it would be good if *all* ISPs blocked outbound port 25, and blocked Windows executable attachments at their MTA to slow this shit down. The Internet quite frankly has gone from being fun, and a medium where anyone can publish for pennies to a swirling cesspit of shite. These last two months have been the _worst_ I've ever seen since first being on the internet in 1991.

    1. Re:RANT: The net has gone so downhill. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      We block all Windows executable attachments in the companies mail gateway. When you want to transfer an executable, tough luck. Send a floppy or a CD.

      This has so far blocked ALL virus mail, often a day before the virus scanner (which is also used) recognized the contents as a virus.

      Mail is good for person-to-person communication but should not be used to transfer programs.

    2. Re:RANT: The net has gone so downhill. by aputerguy · · Score: 1

      > We block all Windows executable attachments in the companies mail gateway. When you want to transfer an executable, tough luck. Send a floppy or a CD ...or you could just zip the executable, presumably, or even simpler just change the M$ 3 character extension

    3. Re:RANT: The net has gone so downhill. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      That won't fool the scanner.

  211. This virus is a pain in the A** by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My machine doesnt have problems - everyone else seems to send me tons of those fake Microsoft patch message.

    HELP

  212. Do not run viruses under WINE by hurtta · · Score: 1
    I'm still waiting, though, because after 'xfs' rendered all the fonts required for ShowLetter.exe, 'top' shows that the process 'wine' just took up 100% cpu time for the last couple hours or so.

    It is not safe to run these worms / viruses on wine.

    http://www.winehq.org/hypermail/wine-devel/2003/08 /0488.html:

    We've been through this discussion before too. Wine is not a VM, and the isolation between Win32 and Unix code is the result of application's ignorance, rather than a deliberate design decision. As such, it is highly NOT recommended for cases where hostile code of unknown qualities is tested.

    For all you know, sobig may be checking whether it is runnning on wine, and then issuing the correct interrupts (static linking dlopen) and infecting your Unix system.

    That old mail is refering to sobig, but you can replace "sobig" on text with "swen".

  213. As someone who works in MS tech support... by Gurny · · Score: 1

    DOH! Now I get to spend three weeks fixing this motherfucker. And we're still digging out from under MSBLAST. Oh well, that God they sold my job to India or I might have to care 4 months from now :)

    --
    I only post twice a year, who needs a sig?
  214. $money$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    step1: widespread of virus

    step2: users open attachement thinking it's an official M$ patch

    step3: infection

    step4:?

    step5: profit... and... all your base are belong to us :)

  215. So what if the e-mail is fake? by lhpineapple · · Score: 1

    In the long run, the results of this virus and Windows Updates are the same, kerplunk.

  216. OT: plurals (was Re:Fascinating isn't it?) by matthewp · · Score: 1

    MushMouth wrote: Then the plural would be vira, there is no second I to get the Nomanative plural. Virii is wrong no matter what.

    http://www.perl.com/language/misc/virus.html discusses the question in more detail. Second-declension neuter in -um has a plural in -a, but it's far from undisputed that the same would apply to words in -us. In fact, according to that page, it's far from undisputed that virus was even second-declension. Classical writers were so inconsiderate not to leave us footnotes about that sort of thing. :)

    But also from that page: Virii is still completely silly, so don't do that; otherwise, everyone will know you're just a blathering script kiddie. You won't find any disagreement from me there. The English plural is 'viruses', and that's the end of the matter, or should be. But you'll note that the (originally incorrect) plural 'octopi' *has* made it into dictionaries, which does give it some veneer of acceptability. It's possible that 'virii' could end up going the same way, though I do hope not. I'll still frown on both of them, but I doubt that'll change anything.

    My, that's more Latin than I thought I'd remember.

  217. Why have ISPs not caught this? by aquarian · · Score: 1

    This virus has been out for a few days now. I don't understand why the major ISPs haven't caught it. The messages could be easily filtered without affecting other mail. It seems most ISPs do little or nothing about spam anyway...

  218. LIDS by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

    It doesn't need any of those privileges, but Linux has no mechanism to protect you on that level

    Obligatory reference to LIDS. LIDS lets you specify exactly which users and applications have any combination of an extensive list of privileges, including read or write privileges at the file level and opening sockets. A common example would be hiding /etc/shadow from everyone (even root) *except* /bin/login, who has read-only access.

    My old quote used to be "can't get root if there is no root", but you weren't claiming that Linux suffers from multiple privilege escalation vulnerabilities. All told, you are right about native Linux, but there is at least one fix.

    --
    Intelligent Life on Earth
  219. Old news... by Flopper · · Score: 1

    Old news I get since days (3 or so) 5-7 mails a day of it.
    It sucks and I wondered anyway why nowhere was anything claimed about it. /:

    bye

  220. 2006 messages, 270 MB by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    I didn't read mail saturday, Sunday my new mail file was over 270MB, too big for Emacs (my mail client) to read. I hadn't had that happen before.

    I actually ended up using mailx (a good old command-line mailreader) to delete alle the virus mail, just in order to be able to read the handfull of non-virus mail.

  221. Sink? Not really. by Sunnan · · Score: 1

    You're not doing anything "better" than you would if you were completely computerless. Your machine is the end of the line? Your machine isn't even on the line! Oooh, so you happen to be one of the people in the infected persons mailbox, 'causing it to send out yet one more of these annoying mails. You're not in any way holding up the spread.

  222. procmail rules by MrGibbage · · Score: 1

    Based on the fact that this virus/worm/whatever has so much sophistication and polymorphs itself, does anyone have a good procmail rule that will catch these? I have tried egrepping the body for Patch[0-9][0-9][0-9][0-9].exe but I am worried that I may lose emails from security groups that I subscribe to. What's more, the filename may change.

  223. I've got an idea!!! by miskatonic+alumnus · · Score: 1

    Why not forward all this shit to microsoft headquarters and jam THEIR goddamn mail system?

  224. Re:That's absurd....latest tally shows linux under by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The most attacked interactively. Add in worms and MS has many more crack attempts, from that article a few days ago.

  225. W32.Switch - Get on it, virus authors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may sound harsh, but I'm really hoping the next big Microsoft worm or virus will disable the infected comupters.

    If you're going to dream, dream big! I'd like to see something, let's call it "W32.Switch," that will inflame the right people enough to make them investigate alternatives to Windows. The "right people" of course, are the moron home Windows users who don't patch their machines and who click on every e-mail attachment they are sent-- the ones who aggravate every outbreak by obliviously running infected machines for weeks or months, thus making life harder for everyone else. These people need to have everything of any importance to them-- documents, photos of their kids, pr0n, tunes, and financial info-- nuked beyond recovery, and MAYBE that will piss them off enough to take a look at Linux or Mac OS X.

    Here's what W32.Switch should do:

    -Infects its host.
    -Uses that host's network connection to spread itself around for about 48 hours.
    -Deletes everything in the My Documents folder(s).
    -Deletes all .mp3 files.
    -Deletes all Excel, Quicken and Quickbooks files
    -Deletes all .gif and .jpg files.
    -Overwrites the Windows registry with garbage.
    -Displays a dialog box informing the user that their vital data wouldn't be gone if they were running an OS other than Windows. When they click "OK" or otherwise close the dialog, the computer reboots and they notice Windows doesn't come back up.

    Though perhaps I'm not being harsh enough-- maybe Windows' ability to boot should not be destroyed, and maybe all the user's files should not be deleted, but just hopelessly corrupted-- so people will be able to see the magnitude of their data loss. The dialog box explaining that this is NOT just "one of those things" where you randomly lose a few files, however, is paramount-- pains must be taken so that these people know that the reason their Quicken data and photos of their grandchildren are now gone is because they chose a piece of shit operating system where security is both a bolted-on afterthought and a cruel joke.

  226. nope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Linux viruses and worms are rare because of Linux's security system."

    No, it's just as easy for someone to download a tainted piece of software and install it on linux without checking checksums. But it doesn't happen all the time not because of Linux's security system, but for other reasons, such as:

    -people are more careful with checksumming
    -they watch processes on their machine more closely
    -etc.

    If any linux user does a 'make install' and forgets to check the checksums on the tarball, or the md5s on an RPM, then they are at risk in just the same way a Windows user is.

  227. How did the parent get modded troll?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    I didnt know Slashdot was anti Linux. This site must be turning into a pro Microsoft/SCO anti open source site, that or the moderation system is broken.

  228. Hmm... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    I see THREE different e-mails of the same virus, and NAV caught them all (daily updates are great for stopping stuff like this). NOT that I would be stupid enough to run it, AND it wouldn't have autoran anyway - I'm running Eudora.

  229. Primary social engineering mechanism by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 1
    Okay, so the message smart computer users propagate, AND the message Microsoft propagates, is "Patch everything! For God's sake, man! You're a hopeless loser who deserves everything you get if you don't PATCH all security holes! Why, that auto-run vulnerability is from two years ago, how can you not have PATCHED that by now? What's wrong with you man?!?"

    *email*
    "Hi! I'm your new patch!"

    Do you see why this has worked so well?

    Do you see why this is an absolutely fatal flaw, on the social engineering side? You simply cannot browbeat people to patch patch patch blindly and without asking questions, and expect them to be properly skeptical when a virus comes along that's really well disguised as a patch. It's hopeless. From this point on, the biggest viruses are likely to do two things:

    • use all available vulns for those who do not patch
    • mimic as closely as possible the sources trusted by those who DO patch

    Game over. That route is now useless, and it's counterproductive to harangue people to patch at this point- you're only setting them up to be exploited by a virus. The stronger their drive to patch, the more likely they are to slip up and try to do it in the wrong situation.

    Look at Swen and what's happened. Call them idiots if that makes you feel better. Fine, you've called them a name. Now what?

    Actually, I do have a solution, but I don't know if it's quite time for it- some people might object. On the bright side, it would work.

    All mail transfer agents from now on are to auto-strip all, repeat all, attachments to email.

    You wait- the time may come when the world does that. Practically, it would only require some backbones or maybe a quarter of the MTAs out there to be doing this to seriously clean up the state of affairs.

    I would like to see it happen tomorrow.

  230. Marketshare and virus targets by Reziac · · Score: 1
    Back when Macs were 20-25% of the home computer market, Mac viruses were, as someone at BMUG put it, "a fact of life". Mac viruses were enough of a problem that BMUG had a free downloadable virus scanner that was updated regularly, and they even ran ads in major print rags trying to get the word out to Mac users.

    At that time, PC viruses weren't so much of a problem. But as the home PC market exploded, viruses grew along with it, and there soon came a point where no one in their right mind so much as DIR'd a floppy without scanning it first.

    Similarly, in the era when shared floppies were the primary infection vector, and the average PC ran plain old DOS, nearly all PC viruses targeted either the boot sector or ordinary DOS executables. Now, when hardly anyone uses floppies but everyone uses the net (mostly via vulnerable Windows apps/script engines), the internet has become the major transmission vectors, while boot sector/file infector/DOS-based viruses have fallen out of fashion.

    Point being, viruses are written primarily for mass-market platforms and utilize mass-market vectors, and it really doesn't matter what that platform or vector IS. Virus targets shift right along with the consumer market. After all, there is an ego factor involved: who wants to be known as the lamer who infected three XTs and a Mac, when they could be known as the [perjorative] superhacker [/perjorative] who infected 10 million PCs worldwide??

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  231. HANZO SAN *IS* SCOTT LOCKWOOD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please mod down this obnoxious troll. You've all bitten by this fat fuck.

  232. Surely it pretends to be a genuine Microsoft patch by NTDaley · · Score: 1

    How many people are going to run what they think is a fake Microsoft patch?

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  233. Just received... by Julz · · Score: 1

    I just received an email from my mail server saying it had blocked an email containing "Worm.Gibe.F".
    It's got a text version of the exact update notice in this article.
    Good to see that my server admin is keeping the virus sigs updated. :-)

    --
    When shit hits the fan get some of these https://youtu.be/pY-GncsZ-UE
    1. Re:Just received... by run2web · · Score: 1

      I received 4 just this morning. One got through and I deleted it without opening it and the other three were stopped before they got to me by my mail server.

  234. Macintosh users are unaffected? by nutsy · · Score: 1

    Like hell Macintosh and Linux users are unaffected. I've been getting hundreds of copies of these little motherfuckers per day for the past few days. The spamassassin mailing list has been deluged with requests and suggestions of rules to block the damned things (along with the usual idealist whining that viruses/worms are not spam and therefore outside spamassassin's scope-- sorry guys, but it's both prodigious and unwanted, therefore it's spam, albeit not of a commercial nature).

    F-Secure's detailed write-up of Gibe/Swen includes examples of several of the worm's canned subject lines and body phrases (not only does the worm pretend to be a security patch from Microsoft, it also pretends to be a message being 'returned' to you in other copies). Bah. Outlook must die.

  235. Consequences of the latest worms by lvirden · · Score: 1

    Over the weekend, my work id received over 420 messages as a result of these worms. Each one was over 140k - the spam by itself was 58 meg. That's besides all the normal spam I get.

    People who are stuck using yahoo, hotmail, and the other free mail accounts with 4, 6, 10 or whatever meg limits are finding that they no longer are able to get legit mail due to the swamping of mail boxes by this trash.

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  236. here, here! by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    i use knoppix on my pc-chips mother boards, no problemas!

    so ah, i guess this virus is a problem?

    ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  237. Re: They're busy catching the criminals, you moron by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    It's already illegal to write a malicious worm your fucking idiot

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    -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
  238. I infected my computer with this. by JThundley · · Score: 1

    I actually infected my winblows machine with this out of curiousity. I had my backups in place and I was intrigued to find that Norton Antivirus didn't detect it. (yes, after updating definitions and a trip to Windows Update.) It came in a nice HTML email faking Microsoft's cartooney XP look and had links to Microsoft's site and everything. There was only one spelling mistake (not very joke, huyuyuyuyuy) and the email address came from a bogus address. Why they didn't forge that is beyond me.

    Anyway, the virus runs a process, puts itself in your startup, messes with your registry so you can't edit it. It pops up this fake email error thing asking for your mail server, username, password, full name, etc. every 5 minutes. It also stops Norton Antivirus and Firewall from getting into memory once you reboot. And when you do shut down, it hangs a little while the hard drive churns... I'm not sure what it's doing back there.

    Can anyone tell me if transgaming is any good? I'd love to replace my windows gaming machine with a Linux gaming machine.