Soon a 3rd party developer will make a very popular game on a bluray disc for the PS3, and the only way to bring the game to the XBOX360 will be on a HD DVD.
Bob: I want a soda Machine:.... Bob: Hello?!? I want a soda! Machine:.... Passerby: Dude, there's no decent voice recognition software for this machine yet. Bob: Fine, I'll just put in money.
*Bob puts in dollar*
Bob: WTF?! It took my dollar, why doesn't it show my credit? Passerby: There are no drivers for the bill counter yet. Oh, and don't bother with coins either. They haven't released those drivers either. Bob: Well how the fuck am I supposed to get my soda? Passerby: Well, write some drivers. Everyone should just write their own. What are you, lazy?
You seem to be referring to Ninja Chickens, or Chickinjas. Chickinjas are a fierce group, the silent assassins of the chicken world. I knew this chickinja, his name is Cluck. When Cluck found out the old farmer was planning to make a fryer of him, Cluck ripped of the farmers arms and pushed him off a roof. I'm telling you, chickinjas are viscous, you don't ever want to mess with one. Chickinjas also have special moves. They can throw a shuriken and then jump on top of it, and right before it hits you they peck your eyes out. Never give a chickinja a reason to be mad at you.
Military pay is also better than what a medical resident makes. So you graduate med school with no debt, AND you get paid better for the next 3-5 years while you train. Then go find a nice job when you get out.
My friend is a Army dentist in Germany. The army picked up his 3 years of dental school, which cost around $200,000. He owes them 3 years now. He gets paid less than the average dentist, but he's stationed in Germany and since he left he's travled to the Olympics and the World Cup, not to mention all around Europe.
Also, the Army eye surgery isn't LASIK. It's PRK, which is a different procedure. They don't cut a flap in your eye for this one. My brother, a LT in the army, had it done. He had to use eye drops to treat dry eyes about 6 months.
You can't just invest in a law firm, professional licensing regulations prevent lawyers from being in a partnership (where law is practiced) with any non-lawyers.
There is a group advocating that lawyers and accountants should be able to join partnerships together where they each do their part but offer the services as a whole to clients.
Are you kidding? It's a conspiracy!! That 4th character is more data the mobile carriers can charge for using! If it were up to them the TLD would be.mobilenowonderwechargesomuchforunlimitedrateplans whydidntwethinkofthisearlier.
Under the Free File Disclosure Rule of the Fair and Accurate Credit Transactions Act (FACT Act), each of the nationwide consumer reporting companies -- Equifax, Experian, and TransUnion -- is required to provide you with a free copy of your credit report once every 12 months, if you ask for it.
The three nationwide consumer reporting companies are using one website, one toll-free telephone number, and one mailing address for consumers to order their free annual report. They are:
www.annualcreditreport.com 1-877-322-8228 or complete the Annual Credit Report Request Form and mail it to: Annual Credit Report Request Service P.O. Box 105281 Atlanta, GA 30348-5281. (The form is at ftc.gov/credit)
Under federal law, you're entitled to a free report if a company takes adverse action against you, such as denying your application for credit, insurance, or employment, and you ask for your report within 60 days of receiving notice of the action. The notice will give you the name, address, and phone number of the consumer reporting company. You're also entitled to one free report a year if you're unemployed and plan to look for a job within 60 days; if you're on welfare; or if your report is inaccurate because of fraud, including identity theft. Otherwise, any of the three consumer reporting companies may charge you up to $9.50 for another copy of your report within a 12-month period.
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Sounds like somebody needs to make a trip to the Leftorium.
You couldn't even use a bridge named after Chuck Norris. Everyone knows no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives!!
Soon a 3rd party developer will make a very popular game on a bluray disc for the PS3, and the only way to bring the game to the XBOX360 will be on a HD DVD.
Will Microsoft tell them no?
Finally clips of real cheerleaders performing at half-time of games in Madden.
Sidenote: Just picked up NCAA '07 (usually just get Madden), and after running the option I don't know if I can ever go back to Madden.
Yeah, here's the linux machine
.... ....
Bob: I want a soda
Machine:
Bob: Hello?!? I want a soda!
Machine:
Passerby: Dude, there's no decent voice recognition software for this machine yet.
Bob: Fine, I'll just put in money.
*Bob puts in dollar*
Bob: WTF?! It took my dollar, why doesn't it show my credit?
Passerby: There are no drivers for the bill counter yet. Oh, and don't bother with coins either. They haven't released those drivers either.
Bob: Well how the fuck am I supposed to get my soda?
Passerby: Well, write some drivers. Everyone should just write their own. What are you, lazy?
You seem to be referring to Ninja Chickens, or Chickinjas. Chickinjas are a fierce group, the silent assassins of the chicken world. I knew this chickinja, his name is Cluck. When Cluck found out the old farmer was planning to make a fryer of him, Cluck ripped of the farmers arms and pushed him off a roof. I'm telling you, chickinjas are viscous, you don't ever want to mess with one. Chickinjas also have special moves. They can throw a shuriken and then jump on top of it, and right before it hits you they peck your eyes out. Never give a chickinja a reason to be mad at you.
Cluck looks forward to killing you soon.
You raised my hopes and dashed them quite expertly, sir. Bravo!
...the average computer user is not exactly bright and doesn't read Slashdot
You seem to be implying some sort of correlation between the two.
Military pay is also better than what a medical resident makes. So you graduate med school with no debt, AND you get paid better for the next 3-5 years while you train. Then go find a nice job when you get out.
My friend is a Army dentist in Germany. The army picked up his 3 years of dental school, which cost around $200,000. He owes them 3 years now. He gets paid less than the average dentist, but he's stationed in Germany and since he left he's travled to the Olympics and the World Cup, not to mention all around Europe.
Also, the Army eye surgery isn't LASIK. It's PRK, which is a different procedure. They don't cut a flap in your eye for this one. My brother, a LT in the army, had it done. He had to use eye drops to treat dry eyes about 6 months.
You can't just invest in a law firm, professional licensing regulations prevent lawyers from being in a partnership (where law is practiced) with any non-lawyers.
There is a group advocating that lawyers and accountants should be able to join partnerships together where they each do their part but offer the services as a whole to clients.
I'm collecting all cash contributions. I'll paypal them the amount later.
Are you kidding? It's a conspiracy!! That 4th character is more data the mobile carriers can charge for using! If it were up to them the TLD would be .mobilenowonderwechargesomuchforunlimitedrateplans whydidntwethinkofthisearlier.
...but the script sounds as if it was authored by a chatbot.
or George Lucas
Dupe.
It's more correct to the original woodchuck line, but if you read the thread's parent, you'll see he messed up too.
A slashdot would dot all the dots a slashdot could dot if a slashdot could dot dots.
That was actually a typo. I meant to put trascribe, but my typing is so bad it came out as dictate
No worries, i knew it was a joke.
I can spell, I just can't type.
Looks like I'll have to add Slashdot comments to the list of stuff I get my secretary to dictate for me.
Scott Dyer, you luck bastard.
I hate you so much
Under the Free File Disclosure Rule of the Fair and Accurate Credit Transactions Act (FACT Act), each of the nationwide consumer reporting companies -- Equifax, Experian, and TransUnion -- is required to provide you with a free copy of your credit report once every 12 months, if you ask for it.
The three nationwide consumer reporting companies are using one website, one toll-free telephone number, and one mailing address for consumers to order their free annual report. They are:
www.annualcreditreport.com
1-877-322-8228
or complete the Annual Credit Report Request Form and mail it to:
Annual Credit Report Request Service
P.O. Box 105281
Atlanta, GA 30348-5281. (The form is at ftc.gov/credit)
Under federal law, you're entitled to a free report if a company takes adverse action against you, such as denying your application for credit, insurance, or employment, and you ask for your report within 60 days of receiving notice of the action. The notice will give you the name, address, and phone number of the consumer reporting company. You're also entitled to one free report a year if you're unemployed and plan to look for a job within 60 days; if you're on welfare; or if your report is inaccurate because of fraud, including identity theft. Otherwise, any of the three consumer reporting companies may charge you up to $9.50 for another copy of your report within a 12-month period.
Site apperas to be going down.
Mirror
hilarious
This is /.
You mean his mother.
I don't think normal health insurance would cover street fights. You'd probably need special fight insurance, like boxers get when they fight.