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  1. I wanna see a list on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: 5, Funny

    of 100 nerdly things to do before you die.

    ...
    43. Get a FP on /.
    44. Modify a computer to look like something else
    45. Contribute some code to an open source project
    46. "Daydream" about two chicks at the same time
    47. Reference the movie Office Space 400 times in a single day
    ...

  2. Re:Whose fault on NYT on EA Games · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with this. EA management may be a bunch of assholes for attempting to exploit their workers, but anyone who stays at EA and puts up with exploitation, is an even bigger asshole. Be grateful that you live in a society in which you can choose your vocation, and where employment is largely based on mutual agreement between employer and employee.

  3. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 0

    That's Trekkian U.S.-ian you insensitive clod.

  4. Re:I call prior art! on Museum of the Future · · Score: 1

    Not if you pay the roylaties to use my Future Patent (tm) machine.

  5. "...stock options like toilet paper..." on Employee Stock Options? · · Score: 1

    I don't think you can own *options* in physical form, but the certificates of the shares themselves are some sort of stiff, heavy paper that would be really uncomfortable (and perhaps even dangerous) as toilet paper.

  6. Minesweeper on Humor in Games? · · Score: 4, Funny

    That wacky Minesweeper game just cracks me up!

  7. Re:Man on Internet Turns 35 Today · · Score: 1

    Every month it has another "birthday". I think it just enjoys the attention.

  8. Re:Yeah, but... on Hypo-Allergenic Cats Now Available for Pre-Order · · Score: 4, Funny

    For $6,500 I'll sell you a cat with the exact genome of a dog. Everyone wins! Your girlfriend gets to have a cat. You enjoy the animal because it acts and looks like a dog. And I get enough money to pay for October's bandwidth.

  9. Re:Sacrifice hardware for the good of software? on How Cheap Can A PC Be? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    +1 Ensitefull

  10. Re:Suggestions... on Escaping WiFi Interference In The Modern Dorm Room? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    True, but it's a pain in the butt to install it all. Have one of your buddies convince your floormates to "prank" you, by covering your entire room in aluminum foil. Act really pissed, and then never take it down.

  11. Re:Superb on Neal Stephenson Responds With Wit and Humor · · Score: 1

    They're 800 pages each. "NOW" may take a few days.

  12. Re:No fair on X10 Hallowe'en Display · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bush, Kerry, and Hulk. Now that's a debate that I'd like to see. Did I say "debate"? I meant "ass-woopin'".

  13. Congratulations Chris on The Long Tail · · Score: 1

    This is a great article. Good job!

  14. Re:Too much reality tv on William Shatner to Star in New Reality TV Series · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I choose not to smoke.
    I choose not to snort cocaine.
    I choose not to watch TV.

    Why do you give a shit what I choose? Feel free to fuck off and mind your own business.

  15. Re:Need an update on Mount St. Helens Lets Off Some Steam · · Score: 1

    Remember, if you wear a respirator, the geologists win.

  16. Choose Finance on Anatomy of a LAN Party? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Choose Finance as a Tag Skill, and by level 6 (42,500 XP) your insurance costs will be negligible.

  17. Re:Your vote is Dubya's Vote? on Ask Green Party Presidential Candidate David Cobb · · Score: 1

    As a Libertarian, I think my politics have very, very little in common with the Republican Party.

  18. How about on Your Favorite Political Weblogs? · · Score: 1

    How about none of the above? I'm perfectly capable of despising most the candidates without some amateur pundit's assistance.

  19. Re:Power Company Web Worth a Visit on Wind Power Falls Under $0.01/kwh · · Score: 1

    No, but electrolysis could.

  20. Re:The drag could slow the Earths Rotation!!! on Wind Power Falls Under $0.01/kwh · · Score: 1

    >> BIRDS?

    And bats, actually.

    (Although I must admit to using wind power for 100% of my electical needs).

  21. Re:Very clever indeed on Rob Glaser Responds, Talks Up Real Networks · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm sure somebody from Real is going to read the comments here, so I'd just like to go on record.

    I'm a heavy user of online media. I listen to 40 hours of conference calls every quarter. I abhor the user-antagonism of many Microsoft products, but I always choose MediaPlayer over Real. Why? Their past (and probably continuing) history of "obscene invasiveness".

    One questioner asked about product differentiation. Here's a great way to become differentiated from Microsoft. Offer non-intrusiveness. Offer complete privacy and anonymity. Offer a low overhead install with simple menus. Offer compatibility with a variety of machines, and a high-rate of fault tolerance.

    What a lot of companies don't seem to understand (at least online), is that if you make the consumer hate you, they will do everything they can to avoid your products. I encourage you to take a page from the book of Google; you'll make more money, people will like you, and the world will be a better place.

    And don't forget to brand this new product something other than Real, because that franchise is tainted.

  22. Re:A real render farm on Cleansing Hardware Of Dead Pig Odors? · · Score: 1

    Or, these might be good machines for sending spam, another fine product of porcine reductionism.

  23. Re:Hawaiian Shirt day on Tech Team Traditions? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Try "no outsourcing Friday", employees love shit like that.

  24. Go Dutchers! on General Solution for Polynomial Equations? · · Score: 2, Funny

    er...

    Dutches...
    Dutchians...
    Hollandistas...
    Holla ndics...
    Netherlandites...
    Netherisks...

    Hmmmm...??? In any case, good job, people!

  25. Borked some DNS servers on Faster Updates for DNS Root Servers Arrive · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, this borked some DNS servers at Qworst today.