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Employee Stock Options?

Evil Butters asks: "ComputerWorld has an interesting article regarding the decline of Employee Stock Options. Long gone are the days when companies would pass out stock options like toilet paper (as you were lucky if it was worth as much). Since most of us are probably in IT related fields, is anyone seeing any turn-around in compensation packages -- especially for IT folk? Everywhere I look, companies are still cutting back and finding reasons why compensation does not need to be increased (except for CEO's of course) no matter what your performance is like. But according to the article, 54% of the top S&P 250 companies are (at least) using restricted stock as performance perks, etc."

358 comments

  1. One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by fembots · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Call me old fashion, but I believe the old saying "One bird in hand is better than two in the bush".

    My preferred compensation is profit-based bonus. So if a company is making profit, employees share the pie, it's like dividends to shareholders except you hold your "shares" in the form of employment/position.

    My company's doing an incremental performance bonus, so if this month's profit is up compared to previous month, you get some money added in the bonus pot, and the size of bonus depends on the % increase. This is ideal for employers because it ensures growth, but employees could be working just as good for 5 years in a row, but with the last 4 years without bonus.

    1. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by mordors9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But being able to buy a 9 year old stock option when it has more than tripled in value is pretty sweet. Plus you tend to keep it then. This leads you to accumulate wealth rather than piss it away on the latest doodad or geegaw. So it is good for you and your company. You company benefits because it does change your outlook when you own a good sized portion of your company. Of course the down side is obvious. If the stock hasn't gone up since it was issued.... well you know. That sucks then.

    2. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by schmoboy · · Score: 1

      I receive BOTH stock options AND cash bonuses. Best of both worlds is better than any hand in any bush. Well, maybe not ANY bush.

    3. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >One bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

      You've been putting your bird in the wrong bushes.

    4. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're essentially getting paid in risk rather than money. You're taking the risk that your bonus will be worthless, vs. the possibility that your options will have tripled in value at some time in the future.

      I think for most of the people I've worked for, I'd rather have $1 now than the possibility of making either $0.01 or $3 in the future.

    5. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why ask such stupid questions Cliff? God.. karma whore.

    6. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Fizzog · · Score: 1

      I though it was:

      Two birds in the hand is worth one in Kate Bush!

    7. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Nahor · · Score: 1

      What about this scenario:
      You work hard, your work exceeds all expectation, you're the ideal employe.
      Then your company hires a guy to sell the product, find funding, whatever. But this guy is bad, really bad. The company end up selling at loss, doesn't get the badly needed funding, ...

      What is the worth of your bonuses then? How are you going to pay your house or the food for your children?

      Profit-bonuses are nice, but the problem is that they depend on other factors than just you. And this is especially frustrating (and unfair) if you lose because of a moron who didn't do his job correctly.
      So it's like normal investment, sometime you can offer the risks, sometime you can't. Low risk, low profit. To each to decide what is better for them.

    8. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by blether · · Score: 2, Funny

      For fuck's sake. One in Kate Bush is worth ten in the hand. Haven't you seen her early videos?

    9. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by pavon · · Score: 1

      Or you could just put the bonus in a decent savings fund and be much better off than with stock options for a single company.

    10. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My preferred compensation is profit-based bonus. So if a company is making profit, employees share the pie, it's like dividends to shareholders except you hold your "shares" in the form of employment/position.

      There are many quickly growing companies that do not have profit because management has decided to reinvest it.

    11. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

      Then what is in it for the shareholders?

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    12. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i dunno... i've had it work for me, but i did the most important thing.

      i sold, and didnt get greedy.

      but the key is - you must SELL, and then, place it in a nice conservative investment vehicle like a house.

      i've heard too many horror stories of people who were up 300x, and didnt sell. people who could have *retired comfortably*, yet didnt sell, and lost just about everything in the crash.

      i'm a big fan of options, and the stock market in general, but you absolutely, positively must know when to take money off the table, and into your pocket.

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    13. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Well it also benifits public companies because the cost in in stock dilution and not company coffers (this is expected to change, but probably not under Bush's watch (that is a personal interjection, not based on any real research)).

      So if a company gives out 10% of prophit in bonus's it cuts prophit by 10%, but if they give out 5 times that value in stock options (depending on the company/market trends a long option is worth between 20 and 33 percent of the present value of stock). The shareholders pay for it in the fact that their shares lose some value, and the company pays for it in lost potential capital liquidation (they sell shares that would fetch more on the open market for less then market price) but it does not show up as an expense on the balance sheets, so if the company stock is moving up fast enough nobady notices/cares.

      If a company sets the strike price of the option high enough to guarentee that the options only have value if the company performs well is ideal for performance based compensation IMHO.

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    14. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Value. Many closely held companies seek to rapidly grow their book value and then seek to be acquired. The acuisition price is based on the value they provide to the purchasing company and the potential for future profit. This is common in the case where a small business has one primary client.

    15. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who are you kidding? This is slashdot. You're not going to get near Kate Bush or any other bush for that matter, unless you count pr0n.

    16. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This leads you to accumulate wealth rather than piss it away on the latest doodad or geegaw.
      I am more than mature enough at 31 years of age to manage my own funds. I don't need my employer to lock them away to keep them from burning a hole in my pocket. I prefer employers who match investments in a retirement fund.
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    17. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Harry8 · · Score: 1

      Like you schmoboy, I also believe in being paid more money. More is more.

    18. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      "Profit-bonuses are nice, but the problem is that they depend on other factors than just you."

      And how is that different from stock-options?

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    19. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by samael · · Score: 1

      They make more money - in the long run.

    20. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by nairobiny · · Score: 1
      They make more money - in the long run.
      Do they? Stock options aren't being banned; it's merely that the proposals would force companies to charge the fair value of option grants through the profit and loss account. The very fact that companies don't want to tell shareholders how much of their (shareholders') money they are giving away, suggests that they were giving away too much.

      It'll take a miracle for Bush to stop this one - Shelby on the Senate Banking Committee is absolutely committed to pushing this through. GWB would be well advised to allow the FASB to do their job.
    21. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      The very fact that companies don't want to tell shareholders how much of their (shareholders') money they are giving away, suggests that they were giving away too much.

      No it doesn't. It means that they were using it as a way to hide expenses, or at least defer them.

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    22. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by ThousandStars · · Score: 3, Insightful
      You're essentially getting paid in risk rather than money.

      Exactly. The higher risk implies at a higher reward. During the dotcom boom, though, that risk seemed low.

      Keep in mind as well, however, that stock options show up differently in accounting land than regular compensation. That's why so many small and not-so-small companies like stock options: those options don't come directly out of cash flow, and if that cash flow never quite materializes then the investors aren't out as much. And if the cash flow does materialize, then the employee makes a tremendous amount of money. Everyone wins. Or at least that's the theory.

    23. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      thats great - but some employers give both incentive options, and matching 401k contributions.

      the trick is to 1) sell when you get a reasonable profit, and 2) invest the windfall in a conservative vehicle.

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    24. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      prophit in bonus's
      cuts prophit by 10%

      "profit", "bonuses".

    25. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Nahor · · Score: 1

      None. Or not much. Profit depends on even more external factors than stock-options. It safe to say that stocks always to do well if there is a profit, but even without profit, stocks can still do well (or long enough for you to sell anyway).
      The safest is cash bonuses.

    26. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by maokh · · Score: 1

      My (Internet) company provides "merit increases" once a year, on a routine basis, for all employees. Usually this includes a 4-5% increase in salary, depending on performance. We also are given a very modest grant of common stock options, but I dont preceive this as in lieu of compensation. The strike is the closing price of that day. The stock options have been more beneicial than my 4% raise, because frankly, our stock has gone up over 120% over the last year. However, its merely a "gee that would be nice" perk...as we are already seeing industry standard raises.

    27. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by mutterc · · Score: 1
      For example, at my company, in a couple of years, when I'm fully vested, I'll be able to buy about $2000 worth of stock. (It's something like 40K shares at $0.05, I forget the exact numbers).

      This means that, if the company increases in value 10-fold (and ever goes public to begin with), my potential gain is $18000 minus taxes.

      That's nice, but hardly a reason to work nights, weekends and holidays for no extra cash.

      Even management's most optimistic projections would put my upside potential at $50K or so minus taxes. This means that stock options have no motivational value to me whatsoever.

    28. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still say my preferred compensation is 1.5 times or more of my salary per hour worked overtime (ie. not in the 9-5 regular working hours). Unfortunately, being salaried means no comp even when I have to work 24x7 oncall. The joy of working like an ER doctor, but without the pay in IT ;-)

    29. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Tungbo · · Score: 1

      You're missing parts of the picture:

      1) High growth tech company don't usually pay dividends. So stock holders never get any cashflow from the company.

      2) If stock price stays flat, no options get excercised and the stockholders have zero net gain/loss.

      3) If the stock takes off, options get exercised and there are now a LARGER # of shares outstanding. The % equity value of the original stockholders have decreased. In other words, part of the appreciation have been tapped by the options. What annoys the original investors is that they often cannot easily foresee this from the old accounting treatment. That is why there is a push to expense the option as they are being issued.

      4) If the stock tanks, many companies have abused the options procedure by resetting to a lower exercise price (usually for the CEO). In other words, they are being rewarded with higher priced options by trading in their lower priced ones WHILE the company earnings are suffering! This is decidedly NOT sharing in the interests of the stockholders.

    30. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by nairobiny · · Score: 1

      The very fact that companies don't want to tell shareholders how much of their (shareholders') money they are giving away, suggests that they were giving away too much.

      No it doesn't. It means that they were using it as a way to hide expenses, or at least defer them.

      ...because they're giving away too much! Remember the company belongs to the shareholders, not the CEO/CFO. Shareholders have a right to fair information on how much of their money is being taken by management. Only putting it through the P&L does that.

    31. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      because they're giving away too much!

      Yeah, if you mean more than 0. They did it that way because they could, not out of guilt.

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    32. Re:One DNF in hand is better than two pre-ordered by nairobiny · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you mean more than 0. They did it that way because they could, not out of guilt.

      And now they're complaining about the new rules because their largesse is about to be exposed where it really hurts - through corporate earnings. I'm pretty sure they don't feel guilt. Guilt requires morality and I don't suppose corporate America could find two morals to rub together.

  2. Please.. by Uhh_Duh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So I just saw a post that says IT jobs are getting harder and harder to find .. and now this one complaining that compensation packages are going down.

    Do we need to go back to Economics 101 ??

    When there are more people than jobs, they don't have to pay you what you're worth, because there's someone out there, probably equally or more qualified, willing to work for a lot less.

    The days of being overcompensated are over. Count your blessings if you're paid market average (which no longer includes options). Don't like it? Start your own company.

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    1. Re:Please.. by TamMan2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When there are more people than jobs, they don't have to pay you what you're worth, because there's someone out there, probably equally or more qualified, willing to work for a lot less.

      On the contrary, they have to pay you exactly what you are worth, you are just worth a lot less than you think you are... Your worth (at least in $ terms) is defined by the market.

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    2. Re:Please.. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Heck, no longer includes options is the least of my worries- no longer includes health insurance is becoming just as common.

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    3. Re:Please.. by Kenja · · Score: 1
      "Do we need to go back to Economics 101 ??"

      Perhaps you do. When the job market gets tight employers will offer less and less because they know you cant go anyplace else.

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    4. Re:Please.. by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      That's the truth for me. It wasn't even a thought until I started complaining that I couldn't afford health insurance on my salary, which was already less than market average. Buncha bastards.

    5. Re:Please.. by coreman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, the reason we're worth 50-60% of where we were 5 years ago is BECAUSE there are people out of work that would be willing to take a deeper cut in pay to be employed. This is certainly true in the northeast. And let's not talk about the lack of raises. The market has slumped and is very flat and a lot of good people are still unemployed or under-employed. It's gone from a seller's market in the 90s to a buyers market now, and there isn't a lot of buying going on.

    6. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Count your blessings if you're paid market average

      Uh...not really. Do the maths...

    7. Re:Please.. by f00zy · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I attended two Company "benefits" meetings today. People were bitching because they didn't think the 50% company match on 401k contributions was enough. They bitched because raises were mostly a cost of living adjustment. They snickered when bonuses were mentioned.

      All I could think is how fscking naive can you be?

    8. Re:Please.. by servognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the reason we're worth 50-60% of where we were 5 years ago is BECAUSE there are people out of work that would be willing to take a deeper cut in pay to be employed
      Though you probably were not worth what you got 5 years ago due to labor shortage. High pay in the 90's led to everybody getting an IT degree/certification to cash in, which has caused excess labor now. Don't expect things to be as rosy as they were in the boom times, but it should get better than it is now.

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    9. Re:Please.. by williamhb · · Score: 1
      Your worth (at least in $ terms) is defined by the market.
      That's a mantra we are often told, and it makes everyone feel humble, but actually it isn't quite true. Your worth is not your cost, it is what you bring to the company set against your cost. A lot of companies have employees (including key software architects, etc) that they would, if push came to shove, be willing to pay rather more than what market forces dictate because if the employee left it would mean much more loss to the company than just the cost of hiring a new guy.
    10. Re:Please.. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      YOU WANT TO SEE ECONOMIC BOOM? I'll tell you how it gets done. All hi-tech folks should just boycott work for 1 week. The stock market and every other management person will find that they cannot live 1 day without hi-tech assistance.

      When we all get back, we'll all demand raises. If it doesn't work out, let's go on another 2 week boycott. Repeat until every industry know our value! Financial tycoons rule with their money. Military dictators rule with guns. Techies rule the world... somehow that hasn't been absorbed yet.

    11. Re:Please.. by f00zy · · Score: 1

      And by market we mean: a corporate-driven, government-sponsored ride through Dante's Inferno. The Matrix, err, the Market knows what is best for you.

      I'll get off the soapbox now, but the "economics is evolution" metaphor is getting a little tired.

    12. Re:Please.. by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

      >> Do we need to go back to Economics 101 ??

      Oh yeah, I remember.... They used to mention that course in my Corporate Buttfucking class next door. I think they referred to it as something called "Capitalism". Well, they've changed the name to Outsourcing 101.1. Perhaps you hadn't noticed. Like many of us, our head was too busy buried between our knees before we noticed the Forbes magazine rolled up and stuck elbow deep next to our wallets.

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    13. Re:Please.. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      This would be possible if we had an IT Workers Union. But then we get all of the downsides to a union. Such as seniority instead of ability dictating what promotions you get.

      LK

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    14. Re:Please.. by theLOUDroom · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the contrary, they have to pay you exactly what you are worth, you are just worth a lot less than you think you are... Your worth (at least in $ terms) is defined by the market.

      Not so. That's a really oversimplified view of economics.

      Let's say an engineer can generate $100k/year worth of profit for me, after overhead. Let's say there are lots of engineers out there willing to work for $10k/year. How much are those people worth?
      See the thing most economics classes neglect to point out is that by manipulating your costs and benfits you can pretty much get any answer you want while applying an oversimplified model to a complex situation.

      Your comment reminds me of a joke:
      Two economists are waliing down the street and one sees a $20 bill lying on the ground. He goes to pick it up and the other one calls out:
      "Wait, don't bother!"
      "Why not?"
      "Well if it was worth pikcing up someone would have already done it."

      See my point? In the REAL WORLD it IS possible to buy something for less than its worth.
      A particular oversimplified view of the world might say that no one would ever leave a $20 bill on the ground unless it wasn't "worth" picking up, but that's an obviously silly assertion. In the real world things that are not economically "optimal" happen every day.

      For a final example of the sillyness of your statement consider the worth of someone who is unemployed. Are they really worth $0/day?
      Or, is unemployment itself an example of "market failure"?
      See that's the funny thing here:
      The same theories that say that a person is worth what the market is willing to pay, also predict ZERO unemployment.

      I'm not claiming the whole science of economics is BS, BTW. The points I'm making are (IMO) why there is an actual division between microeconomics and macroeconomics.
      When you look at things on a large scale, it becomes painfully obvious that none of the models being used are actually "true". They're more like trying to fit a polynomial to a set of datapoints.

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    15. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were that I had a mod point or 3... Great post.

    16. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      ...applying an oversimplified model to a complex situation.
      I thought this was the definition of economics.
    17. Re:Please.. by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      a) Your worth (at least in $ terms) is defined by the market.

      b) Your worth is not your cost, it is what you bring to the company set against your cost.

      Actually, these statements are both correct. They just define slightly different concepts of worth. The fact is, socio-economic systems based exclusively on either one of these principles don't work very well. Our system works (for the most part) because we strike a balance between the two. (It happens naturally, based on the public mood.)

      -a

    18. Re:Please.. by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "On the contrary, they have to pay you exactly what you are worth"

      BZZZT! Wrong answer.

      They pay you exactly what they THINK you are worth. I'm not saying inflate your resume artificially, but certainlly fluff it up, work any connections you have, etc.

      I'm a good example of this. I have managed to stack my resume through college, plus I am creative enough to talk it up, and I interview extremely well. I have managed to not only get job offers, but have asked for more money and been approved.

      I say this not to brag, but to prove that its all part of the game. You need to increase your perceived value by hook or by crook (well, maybe not by crook). Get creative people, start listing some of your obscure hobbies on your resume. Do SOMETHING to make yourself stand out as an individual and as someone who brings something unique to the table (possibly more than one unique thing). Hell, I've been teaching myself Japanese for the past 3 years just to understand anime a bit better, but when people read that I've been self-teaching myself Japanese, they think "hmmm, very interesting and unique, and it shows that he's a self-starter who's fully willing to dive into tough situations".

      BAM!!! That INSTANTLY puts me ahead of somebody who neglected to list any hobbies. Remember, anything you hand them or say to them or w/e at an interview or before an interview (hell, anything before you get hired) has an affect on if they decide to hire you. If you want to be competitive, you need to learn to friggin schmooze like Leisure Suit Larry. Doesn't matter if you're not assertive, personable, etc. FAKE IT! And for those of you with any cash to spend, an improv acting class or two doesn't hurt things any.

      This is scary for me because I look around and I see how many of you are much older than myself and do not have the common wisdom to start thinking outside the box. This is not a computer program, there are no rules (well, except the law...um...yeah.)

      So I mean this post to kick you in the asses, but also to cheer you on.

      There are people out there who are able to get hired for a prime position during a hiring freeze simply because they set themselves ahead of the pack. Make that effort, because most likely your peers won't, and that just makes your chances better.

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    19. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please come to my office and see me in the morning.

    20. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT ain't that hard (duck)

    21. Re:Please.. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Very true, except for one small detail.

      The capital investment for tech work is so small that most programmers can freelance. So if you're a programmer and can generate $100,000 in income for a company, you don't need the overhead of a business manager, financeer, etc. like you would in a typical operation because you can employ yourself. That factor doesn't come into play with most jobs.

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    22. Re:Please.. by Triskele · · Score: 1
      'm not claiming the whole science of economics is BS, BTW.
      Please don't dignify economics by calling it a science. It isn't despite all the wonderful computer models that economists drag out to explain what has just happened. Economics is half way between philosophy and history. It explains the past (badly) and rarely predicts the future - if it did economists would, by their own definition, be fabulously wealthy.
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    23. Re:Please.. by ph1ll · · Score: 1
      Do we need to go back to Economics 101 ??

      Obviously you do.

      What you are worth is not directly related to what you are paid.

      Was Kenneth Lay really worth $300 million? I don't think many Enron investors believe he was.

      What you are paid is influenced by many, many factors - one of which is how good at negotiation you are.

      It's a massive over-simplification to say that something is "worth" what the market is prepared to pay. Was Enron really worth $X billion one day and nothing the next?

      There is a great book on the subject - The Truth About Markets by Professor John Kay. It's extremely readable and every page has a profound insight.

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    24. Re:Please.. by cfsmp3 · · Score: 1

      "The same theories that say that a person is worth what the market is willing to pay, also predict ZERO unemployment.". There are things such as - Minimum wage - Unemployment protection - Not being willing to do certain jobs for less than it's worth - etc That prevent this from happening. Otherwise there would be zero unemployment, as anyone with a job would be more than happy to employ someone to take out the trash (to name one thing that comes to mind) for a couple of cents. See?

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    25. Re:Please.. by bigdavex · · Score: 1

      Let's say an engineer can generate $100k/year worth of profit for me, after overhead. Let's say there are lots of engineers out there willing to work for $10k/year. How much are those people worth?

      $10k/year. Apparently, you're creating a lot of value by thinking of something clever for them to engineer. To rephrase, how much are you worth if you can run a business that makes $90k per year per employee?
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    26. Re:Please.. by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1
      I think this is a trend that will accelerate: technology can improve personal productivity, and small groups of people are more efficient (less wasteful) than big groups of people, so smaller tech companies (even as small as 1 employee) will more and more be able to do what today is done by larger companies.

      Is there any data out there about per-capita profitability of corporations?

    27. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Seniority instead of ability leads to less competitive promotions, and it's bad for everybody. Now how do we determine real ability in IT? Lines of code written? bugs per line of code?
      I don't disagree with you but I haven't seen *good* solutions for measuring software productivity, if you've got them, lets hear them. Or is your plan to put the pointy headed boss in charge of all that?

      Lets make this even more complex. Lets take two senior programmers of equal skill, one spends 20% of his time mentoring/helping more junior programmers, the other does not. Ultimatly the company (and society) are benefited more by the mentoring programmer, but the non-mentor has probably written 20% more code.

    28. Re:Please.. by leshert · · Score: 1

      Is there any data out there about per-capita profitability of corporations?

      Yes... any research siteworth its salt will give you either explicit earnings-per-employee numbers, or else both the headcount and earnings numbers to calculate it yourself. E/E is a pretty common metric.

    29. Re:Please.. by William+Tanksley · · Score: 1

      The computer models are BS, but economics is a science -- it's just not mature. It's immature because there's so much disagreement over the foundations of the field (for example, there's even disagreement over whether economics can be done experimentally).

      There have been quite a few economists whose models have reliably predicted the future. One of them, Keynes, is the major driver in political economics today; he made a KILLING on the stock market, and although he failed to predict the Great Depression, he managed to get out of its way. Von Mises did well too (in spite of being exiled due to pissing off the national socialists in Germany), and managed to predict the Great Depression.

      I think the major thing that's stunted the growth of formal (academic) economics is politicalization; I think the most succesful economics is now done on a freelance basis, by entrepreneurs and corporations. The formal economists are attempting to devise ways to help their masters (government) control and predict "the economy", a fundamentally impossible task.

      -Billy

    30. Re:Please.. by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Just keep your interest in anime to yourself and you'll do fine.

    31. Re:Please.. by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1
      I think that unionizing IT would have the same overall effect it has had on manufacturing. More of the work would get done in asia by people who are willing to work for less money in countries where the union holds no influence.

      • Lets make this even more complex. Lets take two senior programmers of equal skill, one spends 20% of his time mentoring/helping more junior programmers, the other does not. Ultimatly the company (and society) are benefited more by the mentoring programmer, but the non-mentor has probably written 20% more code.


      I guess that would all depend on what kind of job the promotion was to. For example, if the promotion would require teaching underlings what has to be done the guy who mentors would be a better fit. If it requires more "nose to the grindstone" coding, the guy who does not would be the better fit.

      I understand and agree with the point you're making, quality is subjective. I am just trying to make a counter point that there are always other criteria to consider.

      LK
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    32. Re:Please.. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      it looks like we need another y2k bug, get that demand back up...

    33. Re:Please.. by coreman · · Score: 1
      I think that unionizing IT would have the same overall effect it has had on manufacturing. More of the work would get done in asia by people who are willing to work for less money in countries where the union holds no influence.

      and this would be different than what's currently happening with outsourcing how?

      BTW: Most large companies have a careerpath that takes people along a road to promotions. Many have milestones that are required to make it to the next level. Many of those milestones are measurable and some include mentoring programs. And if your mentored student doesn't "catch on" you don't step up. I'm seeing exactly this with my daughter within the Lotus division of IBM. and it was like that when I was contracting there years ago.

    34. Re:Please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's coming, 2037, but we'll need to stretch our savings for the 33 years between now and then. Of course, that's assuming 64-bit variants don't quash the party before it happens!

  3. My company still hands them out like TP by Neil+Blender · · Score: 2, Funny

    And they're worth about the same.

    1. Re:My company still hands them out like TP by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Bingo. STock options were a way to pay people in the future of the company: they were used to give wildly underpaid employees, and investors, something on paper. Unfortunately, they're only valuable when the company's stock value goes up.

      Now look very carefully. The only people who can sell them when the company makes its IPO are VP's. The employees are prevented by lockout periods from selling them when they are most valuable, right after the IPO or when they have some value left, right before the company tanks. VP's, however, get to sell them with the insider knowledge that they're not supposed to use, and they get nice golden parachutes when the company tanks. In a few cases, the employees can get more value than the many man-hours they invested and the pay they didn't get to take the stock options instead. And in a few cases, people win big lottery options that are worth more than all the lottery tickets they personally bought.

      But they're not a good investment idea for most of us who do the real work. In most cases, they're a place to hide money to pay off the highest level staff, in a way that the company doesn't have to show on their books and will never have to redeem except for those high level staff who can sell them when they have value.

    2. Re:My company still hands them out like TP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not entirely true.

      VP's are considered insiders and as such are restricted from trading when in the prossession or even the possibility of possession of non-public information.
      Most company's compensation departments put a lock or a "blackout" period on insiders during any major action, such as an IPO or Earnings release. This prevents the insiders (Directors, Officers and 10%+ shareholders) from doing anything that may compromise themselves and/or the company.
      For an example of what compromise means, see Martha Stewart.

      I could give examples of where options currently benefit the little guy, but I am a registered broker (and employed in the employee compensation department of one of the big 5 brokerage houses) and thus cannot.

      NOTE-- this statement should not be construed to be investing advise and/or an attempt to sell any publicly or privately traded securities.

    3. Re:My company still hands them out like TP by starman97 · · Score: 1

      I think he meant VC's as in Venture Capitalists,
      they dont have the same rules as the employees.

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    4. Re:My company still hands them out like TP by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Isn't Slashdot banned at SCO?

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  4. The new compensation package of the 21th century.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...is not getting the job outsourced to India.

  5. My company still gives them out by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    I work for one of the 'big five' consulting firms and I was award options when I started in June.

    1. Re:My company still gives them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does the company I work for. I will never take stock options as compensation again for as long as I live. I work for a major tech company that is more than 20 years old and the $2.5m worth of options I received the first year was worth negative $500,000 the second. The company lost 94% of its value that quickly.

    2. Re:My company still gives them out by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      I work for one of the samll five and it always feels like I'm in stocks.

    3. Re:My company still gives them out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, I was given the option to buy stock at my company for about $48,000 USD. In just 2 years, it increased in value to almost 0.9 million dollars. After May, thanks to "The Dubya Effect", it lost some value and has been hovering over the $600,000 line. I cashed in just under $300,000 of it and bought some land. When I vest on the rest I will hopefully be able to build a small apartment building and retire from the corporate IT world (a world I despise).

  6. You didn't have to expense tiolet paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now that you have to expense the options, they actually cost the company bottom line.

  7. By accepting stock options you undermine everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You undermine the people who count, you and your fellow employees. Suddenly you know care about the companies profitability but the fact is that you make way more as an employee. By accepting stock you are whipping yourself.

    It is in your stock's best interest and you as a share holder than all the employees get treated like shit and that cause and effect managment takes place.. Why? Because it makes the obvious changes to the value of the stock.

  8. Taxes... by Duncan3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is all about the taxes, and accounting. Options were great because they were paid for by investors, not the company. That's changing soon.

    Now they need ways to pay non-salary money, that comes from nowhere - print more stock!. And they may as well do things that keep you around longer as they do it. Luckily, printing more stock still doesn't cost the company any money, it's from the current investors that get diluted.

    It's getting really hard to pay your workers with other peoples money!

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    1. Re:Taxes... by hazem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now they need ways to pay non-salary money, that comes from nowhere - print more stock!. And they may as well do things that keep you around longer as they do it. Luckily, printing more stock still doesn't cost the company any money, it's from the current investors that get diluted.

      It doesn't cost them much today. But tomorrow, when they need to raise more capital, the market will not value their stock as highly because potential investors will be afraid of being dilluted again. If you can't get enough capital, you have to go for loans/bonds.

      It's easy to cheat in a one-turn game. But it eventually catches up to you when you have to keep playing.

    2. Re:Taxes... by jat2 · · Score: 1
      Also, the executives (i.e., decision-makers) have substantially greater stock exposure than the lower ranking employees. They have actual stock, and lots and lots of options (both qualified and non-qualified ISOs). If they start "printing more stock" then they will immediately have a significant negative impact on their own wealth. Furthermore, their options (i.e., future wealth) will be significantly reduced.

      Finally, there are two main reasons why options are becoming rarer. First of all, they have lost their appeal as a means of buying loyalty since the stock bubble of the late 90's burst. Second, the FASB is now requiring all publicly held companies to include their ISOs (incentive stock options) on their balance sheet. This directly effects the company's bottom line and more easily translates (negatively) into the stock price.

      Note: privately held companies do not have to adhere to the FASB policy, so in theory this could give a slight edge to smaller companies looking to hire qualified people.

    3. Re:Taxes... by elrick_the_brave · · Score: 1

      I find it really odd that these days.. if it is a prefered method to pay without money.. someone is on crack! You cannot live on what may be worth something. Live on cash! Show me the money (as some movie figure states). I am not trying to generalize and open a kettle of fish.

      Really.. it's just the economy correcting itself. As I am wont to mantra these days: "I may only do so much with what is given to me." To that I am going to add "Give me stocks and I cannot feed myself so I will do less."

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  10. Rent deposits for Bay Area landlords... by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... Four years ago I remember reading in TechWeek that landlords were demanding security deposits in dot com share options, rather than cash.

    I wonder if they are still making such demands?

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    1. Re:Rent deposits for Bay Area landlords... by egomaniac · · Score: 1

      ... Four years ago I remember reading in TechWeek that landlords were demanding security deposits in dot com share options, rather than cash.

      I spent the past five years in the Bay Area. I work for one of the biggest internet companies in existence and 70% of my income is in stock options, so I'm well aware of both stock option and real estate insanity.

      I have never, ever heard mention of the practice you describe. Certainly not when I was renting (and I checked out virtually every apartment complex in San Jose) nor from any of the hundreds of other San Jose/San Francisco residents that I talk to (and real estate complaints are a very common conversation topic there).

      If this ever actually happened, it certainly wasn't a widespread, or even widely known, practice.

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    2. Re:Rent deposits for Bay Area landlords... by mikael · · Score: 1

      I did a keyword search - looks like it was targeted at companies, not individuals...

      From Guidelines for Landlords

      The issuance of stock options and/or warrants to the landlord by the tenant became a new means of paying security deposits and/or paying rent. The issuance of the stock options to the landlord in exchange for a security deposit or a reduction in rent means that the landlord, or its lender, has the opportunity to acquire, at a fixed price, an ownership position in the company. This ownership position may be worth far more than the amount of the security deposit or the amount by which the rent is reduced. This equity trade-off occurs when a landlord is particularly impressed with the prospects of a start-up company, usually one having an IPO on the horizon. Obviously, a landlord who is considering a mix of cash and equity must convince its lender or investors to allow such arrangement.

      and Toughest Battle for Office Space in 40 years

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    3. Re:Rent deposits for Bay Area landlords... by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I worked for a company that paid its rent in options, but not because the landlord wanted us to - it was because we had no cash, and it was all we could afford.

    4. Re:Rent deposits for Bay Area landlords... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't know if it happened for apartments for individuals; but my company paid part of it's office space lease in stock. Also notible is Carl Berg of Berg Properties who made is $1 billion by "letting" companies like Sun and Alza pay part of their rent in stock instead of cash when they were starting up.

  11. Stock _awards_ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mature companies like Microsoft have switched from options (who really thinks their stock will increase enough to make the options valueable?). Instead, they favor giving stock awards; basically like a bonus.

    Large public companies mostly still have employee stock purchase plans, allowing employees to buy company stock for ~10% discount.

    1. Re:Stock _awards_ by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      Instead, they favor giving stock awards; basically like a bonus.

      Stock awards have a serious downside - you have to pay taxes on them. My company would happily give me stock in place of options because they can write it off as an expense.

    2. Re:Stock _awards_ by jat2 · · Score: 1
      Well, the value of the option is completely independent of the expected return on the stock. The option is an insurance policy, and its value depends almost entirely on the volatility of the stock price, the prevailing interest rate on the 90 day T-bill, the strike price of the option (i.e., how much it costs to exercise one option) and the current price of the stock.

      This was the crux of the work of Black and Scholes (and Merton) for which a Nobel Prize was awarded in economics.

      Basically, options are insurance policies because instead of you having to lay out the money now to buy 1,000 shares, the company basically does. The company assumes all the risk, and as the expiration date nears, if the option is still underwater (i.e., the value of the stock is worth less than the strike price), then you lose nothing. On the other hand, if the option is above water, you gain (potentially a lot) risk free.

  12. VMware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When they gave me stock options at VMware 4 years ago I equated them in value about on par with photocopy paper.

    Since we got bought by EMC and they were converted to actual $$$$, I couldn't be happier.

    If the company has a product or a business model, jump on the gravy train!

  13. A job is not a lottery by JanneM · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't really see the great charm of stock options, specifically as part of your employment renumeration. Options are a crap shoot even at the best of times - a lottery if you wish. Since you're depending on it for stuff like food and housing, work compensation should be as predictable as you can make it. You want to reward me at an IPO - set me up for a hefty end-of-year bonus instead.

    You want excitement - use a bit of your own salary to buy a lottery ticket (or some small-business shares). Or start a business of your own, and get all the pre-IPO excitement you can handle.

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    1. Re:A job is not a lottery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reMUNeration

    2. Re:A job is not a lottery by darnok · · Score: 1

      > I don't really see the great charm of stock
      > options, specifically as part of your employment
      > renumeration.

      Actually, there is one case where I can see the big advantage of holding options - when you're actually running the show and therefore hold a high degree of control over when things happen.

      If you're the person who can:
      - hire true experts,
      - fire the losers quickly
      - are deeply involved in when things happen
      - know when significant slabs of money are likely to become available,
      then you're in a good place to decide when and how much of your total income to take as options.

    3. Re:A job is not a lottery by subsentio · · Score: 1

      Since you're depending on [options] for stuff like food and housing

      You're depending on options for food and housing? Even I was not dumb enough to do that. :) My salary pays for food and housing. I consider my options a bonus.

    4. Re:A job is not a lottery by JanneM · · Score: 1

      You're depending on options for food and housing? Even I was not dumb enough to do that.

      Nope. Never took a job where dangling options was part of the hiring process. I would much prefer taking a job with either higher salary (if the company is small, new and unproven), or with greater job security (ie. a larger, older, well established place that is unlikely to dissappear from one day to the next).

      Of, course, right now I'm in academia, which means bad salary, no job security and no options... On the other hand, I work on whatever project interests me and I can come and go pretty much as I want to, so there are compensations as well.

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    5. Re:A job is not a lottery by JanneM · · Score: 1

      ...hence my comment about starting your own business above :)

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    6. Re:A job is not a lottery by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      I don't really see the great charm of stock options, specifically as part of your employment renumeration.

      Look at it this way. There's some money you need to get by, and it's good to take that in cash. But for every dollar between that floor and your market rate, an early-stage company has to borrow that from somewhere.

      If they borrow it from an outside investor, then they have to pay a hefty risk premium. After all, the investor can't really know much about the prospects of the company.

      If they borrow it from you, then A) you have a stronger incentive to make the company a success, and B) because of your inside knowledge, you should more able to value the shares than some outside investor. You and the company can then split the difference between the "true" value and what an outside investor would demand, so everybody wins.

      Of course, as you imply, the all-your-eggs-in-one-basket approach of investing heavily in the company you work for is a risky investment strategy. But it can be a hell of a lot of fun.

    7. Re:A job is not a lottery by JanneM · · Score: 1

      Problem is, borrowing in this way is detrimental in the wrong run. As a worker at the company, you (meaning a generic "you", of course) can't affect the company fortunes in a strategic way - only the owners and leadership (often the same people) can do that. Having a good job in a company I like should be incentive enough (social reinforcers are the most powerful ones, after all). Adding stock potions is not likely to change that motivation substantially, but may change the direction that motivation takes, in a detrimental manner.

      The risk is that as your future fortunes - or lack of it - rides so heavily on one single event, you get an interest in facilitating that event (a successful IPO and/or high stock evaluation at the time your options mature), to the detriment of other, more long-term, goals. Once you've got your pile of cash (assuming you do), whatever happens later doesn't relly feel important. Your horizon tends to end at that point.

      If you can make a better investor or customer demo by ignoring or papering over serious problems, you tend to do so if it will bring you closer to that magical moment. The better long-term path may have been to really solve these problems, but that could mean taking a hit on stock price, or a delayed IPO, right?

      As a company owner, which would you rather have: employees that really want to see the company still in business, being stable, doing well in ten years; or employees that want to see the company go through the roof on expectations in a year and don't really care afterwards?

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    8. Re:A job is not a lottery by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      As a worker at the company, you (meaning a generic "you", of course) can't affect the company fortunes in a strategic way - only the owners and leadership (often the same people) can do that.

      That's probably true for a large company. But for small ones, that's far from the truth. In the small ones, each person can make a huge difference. And it's the small ones most likely to grant big chunks of options.

      Having a good job in a company I like should be incentive enough (social reinforcers are the most powerful ones, after all). Adding stock potions is not likely to change that motivation substantially

      True for some people, but not all. I do a fair bit of work for Silicon Valley startups, and have for many years. I still am sometimes willing to take options. And when I do, I'm much more willing to raise a ruckus if I think they aren't handling my investment well. When it's just a job, I'm more likely to say, "Well, it's their money."

      If you can make a better investor or customer demo by ignoring or papering over serious problems, you tend to do so if it will bring you closer to that magical moment. The better long-term path may have been to really solve these problems, but that could mean taking a hit on stock price, or a delayed IPO, right?

      I'd agree that some people make this analysis, but I think most of the ones who do it are wrong. The error they make is thinking that there will be one magical moment. That's a plausible dream, of course. And in hindsight, looking at companies like Google, it can really seem like all the work adds up to one inevitable event.

      But in practice, that's bullshit. Running a scam requires you to have a lot of control over when you take the money and run. (If you're not familiar with con artists, I'd recommend starting with Con Man: A Master Swindler's Own Story and The Big Con.) And that's not the life of a small company these days; the uncertainty of investment and the unpredictability of the market makes it impossible to say when you'll be able to IPO. (For example, look at Shopping.com, which had a huge lag between filing and actual IPO.) And investors these days are much, much more careful than they were back in the day; they look for performance, not just dazzle.

      So these days, I think the incentives are better aligned. It may not be perfect, but there are times when options are a good choice, both for the company and for the employee.

  14. My company's method by Wizarth · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I like how we do it here. When income goes up, so do the wages. Could make it interesting if/when profit goes down again though.

  15. My company does it by jaymzter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Over 600 shares for attaining RHCE or a similar certification. The trouble is that they drag out the time when you can actually sell the shares. I hope they're still in business then... ;-)

    Personally I'd rather just get a straight bonus than something of dubious value like stock. To me an RHCE isn't so much a marketable item than a validation of a person's skill set (flame suit on!)

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  16. Offered to me a few weeks ago by darnok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I was called up for the umpteenth time by one particular startup. One of my ex-workmates is running R&D there, and he must've given them an amazingly glowing reference for me - he rang me out of the blue for a chat one day, invited me to lunch and I found myself at a sort of "reverse job interview" where various execs sat around the lunch table telling me what a great place it was to work, what incredible things they would be doing in the future, etc. and wanting to know how I could possibly refuse to work there.

    Anyway, they've rung me up several times since - I suspect as new rounds of funding come through - and their last offer to me included good old stock options as an incentive. They're planning to go public in the next year or so, and wanted me to sign on now for the promise of wealth beyond my wildest dreams at some unspecified future date.

    It was like being in a time warp, and gave me a bit of a chuckle; unfortunately these days I'm not really interested in working for a small salary while having the promise of a huge payday dangled over my head at some vague date that's somewhat out of my control.

    1. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by lottameez · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess this depends on how much stock was offered (on a percentage basis) as well as the vesting period. Are you willing to work for a small salary in order to own a decent share of a company? Forget "wealth beyond my wildest dreams" because it rarely ever happens that quickly, if at all.

      What you should be negotiating for (in my unsolicited opinion) is control. Control of what you do and when. If the company is still small, perhaps being fairly autonomous/influential within the organization has some value to you.

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    2. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by Colourspace · · Score: 1

      I was in a similar situation around '99 when I was working for an embedded DSP software company riding the internet boom whilst being funded by a well know semiconductor manufacturer. This was so we could debug their latest DSP devices and write software for the mobile (cellphone) market at the same time. We were all promised to be millionares withint two years, but paid shitty salaries. Guess what? Management spent a shitload on glass walled offices and $700 chairs - but no-one remembered to schedule in any decent software to sell. I was the last to leave (of about thirty) before 'the cull'. Last thing I heard they were saving up for a padlock for the front door....

    3. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      I know someone who got stock options in a company before it went public. He was already doing well, so he decided to go for it. Well his gamble paid off; the stock was worth quite a lot after a few years, and when he got the opportunity to sell 10% of the stock, he jumped at the chance. By the time the dust settled he ended up with a little over $5 million in his bank account and 90% of the original stock still in the market. This was back in the late 90s so I have no idea how much money this guy is worth right now, but I know that he's smart enough to have kept from wasting it. I'm sure he and his immediate family are set for life.

      This kind of thing doesn't happen to everyone though, so if you're so highly regarded with this company you might do well to bargain with them for a higher salary than you're getting at whatever job you're at now and less stock options than they're baiting you with. I'm just throwing out ideas, by no means should you let me tell you how to live your life.

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    4. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by darnok · · Score: 1

      At the moment, I'm a contractor and I take ~12 weeks a year off to play with my kids who are 8 and 6. While I'm by no means financially set for life, lack of money isn't an issue and I enjoy being part of my kids' childhood while I've got the chance.

      Taking a role with this company would reduce my annual income by about 60%, force me to juggle investments to cope with the reduced income, slash the time I spend with my kids dramatically and *maybe* in a few years would give me enough money to be able to retire comfortably and not work again. Or maybe it wouldn't. Due to the discrepancy in income, the *only* real financial carrot they've got to dangle in front of me is stock / options.

      However many times I look at it, it's not a good option. As far as I'm concerned, family trumps money, and at this stage they can only talk about imaginary money anyway.

    5. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      That's why I was saying not to let me tell you what to do. I was guess I thought you had an everything-else-equal situation, which you clearly do not.

      More power to you to be able to take off that much time! I certainly hope that I can do that.

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    6. Re:Offered to me a few weeks ago by Nspace13 · · Score: 1

      what do you consider a big percent? that is a pretty vague term. i own ~1% of the company i work for (10 people, privately held). 1% is nothing when it comes time to vote at the board meetings (i'm also a director on the board of directors) titles and stock options are a lot of fun to throw around at our little company. maybe it will mean something someday

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  17. Careful what you ask for... by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Informative
    Careful what you ask for... you just might get it.

    No, not the options themselves. But the whole fight about expensing options.

    Options never needed to be expensed; any dilution from option grants shows up on the bottom line and any analyst with two brain cells to rub together can tell the difference between "earnings" and "fully diluted earnings"

    But folks (including many people here) cried out in favor of expensing them, and in doing so, ensured that Mahogany Row (i.e. senior management and executives) is now the only part of the company has a realistic chance of getting an option-based lottery ticket, let alone winning with it.

    If you're Warren Buffett or Bill Gates, that's just fine: less folks getting rich means more room at the top. If you're the government, that's also just fine: less chance of Joe Sixpack retiring early on a long-term capital gain (or effectively tax-free via an IRS section 83(b) election) means more tax dollars as restricted stock grants are taxed just like wages. If you're Joe Sixpack (or the Fred Winecase hiring them) and either of you are in the business of busting your balls to build something and motivate yourself and/or your employees, however, you're outa luck.

    So be careful what you ask for -- because given half a chance, FASB will give it to you, and they'll give it to you good and hard.

    1. Re:Careful what you ask for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a fellow Microsoft employee..

    2. Re:Careful what you ask for... by greenrom · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you're the government, that's also just fine: less chance of Joe Sixpack retiring early on a long-term capital gain
      When companies grant stock options to employees, they typically grant non-qualified (also called non-statutory) options. In most cases, the fair market value of these options can't be readily determined since they're not traded on an exchange and they typically come with restrictions like vesting schedules and non-transferability clauses. As a result, you don't pay any taxes on them when they are granted. However, when you exercise the options, the money you make gets treated as income not a long-term capital gain. See IRS publication 525. So Uncle Sam isn't unhappy. In fact, if the options you exercise are worth a lot of money, it will probably push your income into the 35% tax bracket... much higher than the 15% tax rate for long-term capital gains.

      And just to add another data point, my employer grants options to about 30% of all employees each year based on individual performance. The number of options vary based on your position and performance level. Since the economy has improved, they've also started offering cash bonuses again to go along with the options. As with options, cash bonuses vary based on position and job performance.

    3. Re:Careful what you ask for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What does "diluted" mean in this context? And what's the deal with "expensing" them? I thought expense was a noun?

    4. Re:Careful what you ask for... by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

      any analyst with two brain cells to rub together can tell the difference between "earnings" and "fully diluted earnings"

      True, but the only shares that go into the computation of outstanding fully diluted shares are ones that are in the money. Options are nearly always granted with a strike price greater than the current stock price. They have no intrinsic value (where I am using the technical meaning of the term), but rather just optionality value. You can look up the accounting rules for yourself.

      As it stands, the only way to really find out about options granted is in footnotes to the K's and Q's. And even there reporting is spotty.

      And, by the way, deciding what value to assign to the options is almost universally mishandled. I'll probably post about that elsewhere in this article.

      (I was a quant at Bank One -- now JP Morgan -- and developed an ESO pricing model)

    5. Re:Careful what you ask for... by greatmazinger · · Score: 1
      Ummmmm...no.

      In fact, expensing stock options wil in fact hurt the fat cats more than Joe Blow. And here's why. In most places, the senior executives get options that are orders of magnitude cheaper than the ones given to the rank and file. For example, the regular stock option will cost Joe Blow $1 to exercise, the CEO will get one that costs $0.01 to exercise. Get the picture?

      This whole thing about it showing up in the bottom line is true. The only problem is -WHERE- it comes from. If not expensed, it comes out of equity. If it is expensed, then it comes out of operating expenses (duh) like -ALL OTHER- compensation (salary, benefits, etc.).

      NOW, do you see why it makes sense to expense stock options?

      and another thing, Joe Sixpack does not get the long-term capital gain -UNLESS- you exercise and hold for at least a year. Which as many veterans of the dot com bust will tell you is very risky. Just ask how many of them paid huge AMT on stock that are now only worth pennies to the dollar.

    6. Re:Careful what you ask for... by smallpaul · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Options are a huge cost for many corporations and a huge benefit to executives. No wonder, then, that they have fought ferociously to avoid making a charge against their earnings. Without blushing, almost all C.E.O.'s have told their shareholders that options are cost-free.

      For these C.E.O.'s I have a proposition: Berkshire Hathaway will sell you insurance, carpeting or any of our other products in exchange for options identical to those you grant yourselves. It'll all be cash-free. But do you really think your corporation will not have incurred a cost when you hand over the options in exchange for the carpeting? Or do you really think that placing a value on the option is just too difficult to do, one of your other excuses for not expensing them? If these are the opinions you honestly hold, call me collect. We can do business.

      Chief executives frequently claim that options have no cost because their issuance is cashless. But when they do so, they ignore the fact that many C.E.O.'s regularly include pension income in their earnings, though this item doesn't deliver a dime to their companies. They also ignore another reality: When corporations grant restricted stock to their executives these grants are routinely, and properly, expensed, even though no cash changes hands.

      When a company gives something of value to its employees in return for their services, it is clearly a compensation expense. And if expenses don't belong in the earnings statement, where in the world do they belong?

      -- Warren Buffet

      http://www.j-bradford-delong.net/movable_type/20 03_archives/000668.html

    7. Re:Careful what you ask for... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > True, but the only shares that go into the computation of outstanding fully diluted shares are ones that are in the money.

      D'oh. I was not aware of that. Agreed -- that changes everything.

      > (I was a quant at Bank One -- now JP Morgan -- and developed an ESO pricing model)

      (Heh, I'm glad I don't do this for a living. Hope you made out OK in the merger.)

  18. I think the problem is... by Audacious · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I believe that the problem is that there are a lot of other areas which need to be addressed first before stock options are even considered. First (and foremost in my mind) is health insurance, dental insurance, vision, and so forth. My wife and I are having a hard time trying to decide on what kind of insurance to get. This is because of the $1,400.00 she is bringing home, almost $400.00 of that is presently going towards insurance.

    After looking up insurance, sure you can get $200.00 med insurance, but then it has a $10,000.00 deductible on it! Since we pay out maybe $2,000.00 a year max for medical costs this doesn't make sense.

    Coupled with the rising cost of gas, electricity, and food in general - the average joe is thinking more along the lines of "Am I going to have enough money to even eat?" let alone think about stock options which, in some cases, are better used as toliet paper.

    Speaking of taxes (as per the election where everyone kept saying that they were not going to raise taxes to pay for everything) - think of this: Every time the feds print more money it is an invisible tax upon you. Because the more money there is in circulation - the less that money in your pocket/bank/whatever is worth. So Mr. Bush doesn't have to raise taxes - he can just print up some more money and ta-da! You have just been taxed! And ya know what? They don't even have to ask Congress for permission to do so.

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    Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
    1. Re:I think the problem is... by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      So Mr. Bush doesn't have to raise taxes ...

      Plus the fact that deficits are taxes levied against future taxpayers. Some of us will be dead so we can skate. Others (such as our children) won't be quite so lucky.

      --
      It's simple: I demand prosecution for torture.
    2. Re:I think the problem is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that med. ins. was paid BEFORE tax. Your wife and you are paying it AFTER tax?!

    3. Re:I think the problem is... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > of the $1,400.00 she is bringing home, almost $400.00 of that is presently going towards insurance.
      >
      > After looking up insurance, sure you can get $200.00 med insurance, but then it has a $10,000.00 deductible on it! Since we pay out maybe $2,000.00 a year max for medical costs this doesn't make sense.

      It doesn't?

      $200/m * 12 = $2400/y. Plus $2000/y medical cost. = $4400/y.
      Versus:
      $400/m * 12 = $4800/y. Plus your current (I'll be generous and assume zero) deductible.

      You're already pretty close to the breakeven point, and we're ignoring Door Number Three: If the insurance company is charging you more than $2000/y, and you expect to incur $2000/y for benefits... fuck the insurance company! Buy your own medical services for $2000/y, and pocket the change in case of something catastrophic. Over the course of a lifetime, odds are in your favor that you'll come out ahead. (This is, after all, how the insurance companies make their money!)

      But even in the short term, you come out ahead to the tune of $2800/y, and as a bonus, your doctor probably thinks of you as his best customer -- because you pay for his services upfront, and he doesn't have to spend $25 worth of his office workers' time filling out the forms that would ordinarily be associated with a $100 checkup! You win. Doc wins. Insurance company loses.

      Being self-insured may or may not be the right thing for you -- but your post is a good reminder that there's a segment of the population that's uninsured... and they're uninsured by choice.

    4. Re:I think the problem is... by g0hare · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Buy all your food on credit cards. Cancel your insurance. Have a good time. Take trips. Work on your house. If anything happens really bad like cancer, sign all the forms promising to pay, they'll fix you up. Then you declare bankruptcy (don't ever pay your home off, if you do then they can take that from you). You are now scott free, with all the equity in your home, no credit card debt, and the world is great. I Am Not A Lawyer

      --
      Vote Quimby!
    5. Re:I think the problem is... by humblecoder · · Score: 3, Informative


      My wife and I are having a hard time trying to decide on what kind of insurance to get. This is because of the $1,400.00 she is bringing home, almost $400.00 of that is presently going towards insurance.

      After looking up insurance, sure you can get $200.00 med insurance, but then it has a $10,000.00 deductible on it! Since we pay out maybe $2,000.00 a year max for medical costs this doesn't make sense.


      Actually, taking the large deductible insurance plan makes more sense than you think.

      Based upon the number that you give, you are presently paying $4800/yr in health insurance, which I assume has some nominal deductible or copayment. This means that you probably are paying, say, about around $5000/yr for health care (insurance plus out-of-pocket).

      If you took the high deductible health insurance, you would end up paying $2400/yr for the insurance plus around $2000 out of pocket for medical costs. In total, you would be paying only $4400/yr for health care.

      Of course, you would be taking somewhat of a gamble that you and your wife aren't going to need something major, but you can hedge against this by putting the $600/yr difference in the bank each year to cover yourself for a rainy day.

      The whole point of insurance is to handle catastrophic losses. However, it seems as if our current health insurance system isn't really insurance in the traditional sense. Heath insurance covers every little thing with minimal out of pocket expense.

      Most doctor's visits cost in the hundreds of dollars, which may sound like a lot, but if you factor in the cost of health insurance, I would almost rather just pay the expense myself and save the insurance for the things that I wouldnt be able to pay, like open heart surgery. With the way insurance premiums are, it seems like I would come out ahead that way.

      Plus, I would be able to see whatever doctor I wanted instead of being limited to "the network". Since I am paying my own way, I would have more flexibility to be a good consumer, rather than relying on the insurance company to be a good consumer for me.

      My fix to the health care system would be to offer catastrophic health insurance coverage (~$3000 deductible) for lower premiums, and then allow people to put money into a Medical Spending Account on a tax deductible basis to cover medical expenses. For the working poor, I would offer some tax credits to defer the cost of the insurance and to help fund their MSA's. Then people would have maximum choice while still having the insurance coverage in case they are hit by a car or something.

    6. Re:I think the problem is... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      >> But even in the short term, you come out ahead to the tune of $2800/y, and as a bonus, your doctor probably thinks of you as his best customer -- because you pay for his services upfront, and he doesn't have to spend $25 worth of his office workers' time filling out the forms that would ordinarily be associated with a $100 checkup! You win. Doc wins. Insurance company loses.

      Even better, find a doctor that has decided to go off the "insurance wagon". I've read about them in the past year. There are family doctors that don't take insurance, at all. It's cash or check the day of the service or nothing. But, they've found that with the time they save not dealing with insurance paperwork, they don't need as many office staff, and can drop the per-visit charge from $100+ (with you paying your $15 copay) to $50.

      Now, you can find catastrophic insurance to avoid bankruptcy if some idiot hits you in his Hummer. But that plus $50 for the occasional doctor visit can cost you much less than your old plan.

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    7. Re:I think the problem is... by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Self-insurance is a very bad idea. As others mentioned, just get insurance with a high deductible. The costs are about the same. And you never know when unexpected medical charges will come up. (e.g., my wife recently found out she had breast cancer. $70k in doctor/hospital fees later, she is cancer-free. But I shudder to think what would have happened to us financially had we been "self-insured" (which is actually just not insured.))

    8. Re:I think the problem is... by swb · · Score: 1

      Plus, I would be able to see whatever doctor I wanted instead of being limited to "the network". Since I am paying my own way, I would have more flexibility to be a good consumer, rather than relying on the insurance company to be a good consumer for me.

      My personal opinon on this is that the closely-held network doctors (eg, those in network-based clinics) tend to suck more than non-network doctors (eg, those in a typically larger private practice), largely due to the number of patients they have to see and some of the other MBA-style efficiency and cost constraints on them.

      But non-network docs can suck, too. The last two I've had (in different practices) have moved on me, leaving me to find a different doctor within the practice. And they're all kind of busy, leading you too block the door to explain your problem and hope you get more than just a prescription for Extra-Strength Advil and admonishment to get more exercise and eat better.

      Which leads me to my biggest question -- how the hell do you be a good consumer? Sure, I flip through the glossy clinic book, telling me that Doc so and so graduated from Sawbones U and got his MD from Pills R Us, but so what? It's not like they're going to hand out home phone numbers for referrals, and 9 times of out 10 the people you work with are either totally clueless or seeing someone in the wrong part of town from you.

    9. Re:I think the problem is... by myg · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would get em.

    10. Re:I think the problem is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "After looking up insurance, sure you can get $200.00 med insurance, but then it has a $10,000.00 deductible on it! Since we pay out maybe $2,000.00 a year max for medical costs this doesn't make sense."

      This is the way a lot of people look at health insurance. However, what you seem to want is not insurance, which is supposed to insure you agianst unlikely catastrophic events such as car accident injuries or cancer. It seems you want a health subsidy for day to day health expenses.

    11. Re:I think the problem is... by lsmeg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'd have to agree here. The reason this setup makes money for insurance companies is that they have millions in the bank and can afford to pay for a catastrophe, knowing that it pays out in the long run. But if you don't have lots and lots of money to begin with, that catastrophe can bankrupt you.

      Most people can afford to put away money for the occasional accident, broken bone, minor surgery, etc. But something major can really mess things up, especially if the catastrophe happens earlier in life before you have saved up. It sucks pissing away all that money to the insurance companies (and it's horrible when they try to weasle their way out of paying), but I think it's worth it in the end.

      --
      It's OK! I'm a limo driver!
    12. Re:I think the problem is... by Thomm8 · · Score: 1
      Speaking of taxes (as per the election where everyone kept saying that they were not going to raise taxes to pay for everything) - think of this: Every time the feds print more money it is an invisible tax upon you. Because the more money there is in circulation - the less that money in your pocket/bank/whatever is worth. So Mr. Bush doesn't have to raise taxes - he can just print up some more money and ta-da! You have just been taxed! And ya know what? They don't even have to ask Congress for permission to do so.
      Actually, I believe that the Federal Reserve prints money (take a look at a bill in your wallet, it's a Federal Reserve Note). Newly created money does function as a tax, called seigniorage, but the decision on how much to print is made by the independent Federal Reserve board, not the President. The idea is that they are isolated from political pressure to raise money as you suggest.
    13. Re:I think the problem is... by captaincucumber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amen.

      People should think of it this way:

      when you get an oil change, do you show your car insurance card so that you'll only have to pay a $10 co-pay?

      When you fail to get proper maintenace on your car and have to have the break rotors replaced, does your car insurance kick in and cover that?

      Car insurance would cost a fortune if it covered all this stuff. So is it any surprise that health insurance costs are out of control?

    14. Re:I think the problem is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the $10000-deductable insurance makes a lot of sense.

      I can't tell you how many times I've been quoted outrageous prices for various health services... until I tell them to bill the insurance, and suddenly the price got a lot lower. I know my insurance won't pay it for being under the deductable, but after they deny it, I'll get a bill with the lower price.

      Plus, if something really bad (expensive) happens, you'll still have coverage above the deductable.

    15. Re:I think the problem is... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      Actually, our current deductible is $200.00 a year. Our new set-up is about the same. Only instead of me carrying my wife it is going to be my wife carrying me. We checked out her options versus my own and they were a lot better.

      Our total for the year will now be:

      $2000.00/y med exp + $200.00/y deductible = $2,200.00/y

      However, this comes at a somewhat steep price. My wife has to pay $400.00/m * 12 = $4,800.00. So the total cost of meds this year are:

      $2000.00/y + $200.00/deduct + $4800.00/y Ins = $7,000.00/y total.

      But we are covered by major medical too. So that offsets it.

      --
      Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
    16. Re:I think the problem is... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      I actually have already gone down the bankruptcy course. Our house was partially destroyed in a recent flood. The credit card companies raised all of our interest rates to 30% because for two weeks we could not get out of the house and the postal workers could not get to our house to deliver the mail. We got the insurance money and the people we hired (we did check them out first) took our money and then left us with a partially rebuilt house. As the months ground away we slowly but surely fell deeper and deeper into debt. After trying (for four months) to get the builder to return we finally had to do two things: Hire a lawyer to go after the builder and file bankruptcy.

      The lawyers both fail and helped us. They decided to drop us and not file the proper paperwork after the case was heard in court but we won a $60,000.00 decision. Unfortunately, the builder is now penniless and we can not collect a penny from him. So we still live in a partially rebuilt house. No power in two of the rooms because the electrician the builder brought in didn't connect it properly. A large hole is now jackhammered through our foundation so we set traps for mice and such. I lost my job the day before the space shuttle blew up last year, and we might get evicted soon. My wife, getting the new job is the only redeeming thing that has happened in the years following the flood. Truth to tell, this past week I have been eating nothing more than a couple of PBJ sandwiches a day, a piece of fruit, and maybe some soup. I'm hoping to change this soon - but it is my wife and I's current method of living. Not that I'm looking for sympathy. It is just - this is my reality right now.

      --
      Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
    17. Re:I think the problem is... by Audacious · · Score: 1

      This is true and not true. As with the very recent Secretary of the Treasury's statement that another chunk of money ($500 Billion I believe) was needed. The problem with this was that the government had already used up all of the money it had. So more was needed. A directive was given, by Congress to the Federal Reserve, to print more money and, as far as I know, they did. After all, our troops have to be paid whether or not we actually have the money to do so. Otherwise, as with all wars, the troops won't fight, kill, and be killed for you.

      --
      Someone put a black hole in my pocket and now I'm broke. :-)
  19. Just got a raise - sort of by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

    We all just had our annual reviews and got very modest raises - 1%-3%. But, the same week they announced our new health insurance plans and rates for 2005. Our costs per paycheck have DOUBLED (for not nearly as good a plan, I might add) and I quickly calculated that my take home pay will be LESS once the raise takes effect due to increased health insurance rates. To this, all I can say as a USA citizen is...Oh Canada! At this rate I'll be moving there soon.

    1. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not another geek threatening to move to Canada. Go ahead. Be gone with you!

    2. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      And... your company is probably paying more for the insurance, to boot. For my company, health insurance rates have doubled or tripled over the past four years. We're seeing again & again people going on strike, protesting their employer trying to pass along health insurance costs to the employees. This was one of the reasons for the Safeway strike, and the current San Francisco hotel workers strike. Companies are in a position where revenues are going down, but certain fixed cost (per employee) like health insurance are going way up. So, an employer can keep an employee's salary the same, and pay thousands more per year to employ that person, due to healthcare costs. And, the employee isn't happy, because they aren't getting anything more than they were before. So - there's a real problem here. I haven't heard a satisfactory explanation as to why health insurance has gotten so expensive. People keep on saying "litigation", but people have been litigating for years. Why double or triple in the past four years?

    3. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Actually, we were told that the rate of increase to the company was entirely passed on to the employees, so the company is paying the same as last year.

    4. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Med. Ins. has doubled and the plan worse? No shit. 4 more years, 4 more years! Long live the king! Canada is no cure, just look at the taxes they have to pay...

    5. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by subsentio · · Score: 1

      Uh, you do know that Canada's tax rates are higher and you'll be taking home even less than in the U.S., right? (Precisely because the government does stuff like pay for you health insurance, ironically.)

    6. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Hmmm OK, what percentage of your income DO you take home? And is it possible that higher taxes are offset by higher salaries? (Probably not in the 90s, but salaries here have dropped dramatically in the past several years). By way of comparison, my take home pay is currently 66% of my gross income. That doesnt include property taxes or sales tax. I get two weeks paid vacation per year, 6 paid holidays (no plant closings between Christmas and New Years, or anything like that), and no overtime. And of course, even with health insurance I still have hefty deductibles, copays, etc. I'm genuinely curious, how does Canada stack up to that?

    7. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by renehollan · · Score: 1
      In Canada you pay hefty taxes for healthcare that is promised but rarely delivered: waiting lines are so long that most people referred to a cardiac specialist die before they ever get to see one. My father was denied lifesaving surgery (well at first his doctors refused to disclose his need for it lest he want it), and was so impoverished by the taxes he paid over his working life that he could not afford to purchase it himself (easily paid several times over if he had saved the tax dollars earmarked for healtcare). Bunch of murdering bastards, the Canadian government is.

      Oh, and for this benefit, at least in Ontario, you have to agree to never leave the province or pay back whatever health services you ever received at whatever rate is dictated.

      The elderly get short shrift here: since they generally don't pay significant taxes after their earning years, it makes little sense to provide care to them: they're a drain on the system, rather than a revenue source. This despite probably having paid most into the healthcare system via their income taxes.

      I remember a decade ago that many radio talk shows covering "fixing" the Canadian healthcare crisis got lots of calls from senior citizens arguing against reform because they could not afford to pay for healthcare. Today these same seniors call in to complain that they'd been robbed and cheated by paying into a healthcare system that has left them unserved and destitute.

      --
      You could've hired me.
    8. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you certianly did not look at that closely..

      not only did your outy of pocket double. but they halved your benefits.

      It's called, fuck-thy-worker...

      the guys getting $100,000+ do not understand why anyone would want this basic insurance... it's silly to try and save only a hundred dollars on a visit... why that's simply lunch money....

      Let's cut this plane for them.

      beathing the shit out of your management is a good start.

    9. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's my Canadian pay & deduction breakdown:

      My net pay is around 69%, after taxes, company group health ($20/month), Canada Pension, Employment Insurance, and $6/paycheck for use of the weightroom. I put in $80/month towards my RRSP(Retirement fund-401K I think it is stateside), and the company puts in an additional $170/month.

      The taxes they take off are pretty dead bang on so when tax time comes I owe or receive only a few dollars.

      For medical needs not covered my government healthcare, my company's group health covers 95% of most stuff-most dental, optomotrists, chiropractors, prescriptions. That's for around $20/month-family plan is higher, around $60. Tooth caps they pay 60%. Full wages are payed for 6 months if you are unable to work, then 60% after that til you die.

      I get 3 weeks paid vacation + 9 days paid holidays, + a onetime extra week of vacation my 5th year (next summer!). We have the week off between Xmas & newyears if we use up a couple of our vacation days.

      Now this company is better than the rest I worked at previously. Others did not have a retirement play or group health, or they offered heath at much higher premiums.

      After looking at it, I guess things aren't always greener south of the border, just warmer.

    10. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Oh, and for this benefit, at least in Ontario, you have to agree to never leave the province or pay back whatever health services you ever received at whatever rate is dictated.

      Baloney! Can you provide a reference?

      You don't pay back your money for services if you leave, in fact, OHIP pays for up to 3 months of your coverage if you move to another province, just like most other provinces do.

      You're probably referring to snowbirds, ppl that live outside of Ontario for much of the year yet keep their primary residence is listed as Ontario. If you travel (ie. Florida for the winter) you lose your healthcare benefits after a certain number of months, which makes sense.

    11. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you vote for the right guy? And did you convince others to do so too? If not, you only have yourself to blame.

      Get ready for more devaluation of the Dollar -> translation: inflation.

      Evaporation.

    12. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Don't blame me - I voted for Kodos.

    13. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by BattleTroll · · Score: 1

      Oh quit your bitching. So your per paycheck cost went from say $25 to $50. Get ahold of someone in your benefits department and find out what the company is paying for you to be insured. Last time I looked it was in the $300-500 range, per month.

      Now ask yourself, would you rather pay $50 a month or $500?

    14. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Me: "Oh, and for this benefit, at least in Ontario, you have to agree to never leave the province or pay back whatever health services you ever received at whatever rate is dictated."

      Baloney! Can you provide a reference?

      Check out the application forms.

      Section D clearly has one sign under, among other things, "I confirm that: ()I make and intend to continue making my permanent and principle home in Ontario."

      I inquired what "permanent" means in this context, because there is a subsequent "() I will be physically present in Ontario for at least 5 months (153 days) in the 12-month period immediately after this application." I was told, in no uncertain terms, that having any plans to ever possibly leave (as a software engineer, I work all over North America, for extend periods outside Canada), would be construed as non-permanent intent, and fraud on my part, if I signed the form.

      I can understand a reasonable waiting period to obtain coverage, and even a reasonable residency requirement. But, I cannot accept a permanent residency requirement, or non-disclosure of the amounts to be repaid if residency is cut short. That smacks of tactics of the former Soviet Union and desparation on the part of the Ontario government.

      There is also a section, where one is asked, "How long do you intend to live in Ontario? ()permanently ()temporarily"" reinforcing the requirement for permanent residency to obtain coverage.

      You don't pay back your money for services if you leave, in fact, OHIP pays for up to 3 months of your coverage if you move to another province, just like most other provinces do.

      OHIP provides for up to three months of coverage (at OHIP rates, rather useless in the U.S.), if you leave the province, yes, but this is intended for temporary leaves.

      What's worse is that many employers (and certainly mine, for the year or so I was in Ontario), won't provide ANY benefits unless you subscribe to the government system (This is the law for suplemental health benefits: they must be suplemental and not replacements for covered services -- it is illegal for those eligible for healthcare coverage to pay for it. So-called "private" clinics have been tolerated, but a crack-down on them started recently, citing that they violate the Health Act."

      In the end, I signed a version of the form, replacing "permanently" where appropriate, with "not less than 153 days", submitted it, and was granted an OHIP card. I made clear the modification I made, and that I would not make a false declaration. The clerk responded that "that's impossible -- the form is secure" so I did not press the matter. This enabled me to get employment benefits. My wife and son were not so lucky (though only I needed coverage to keep my job): my wife was refused on the grounds that she could not prove she lived with me -- she was asked for a bank account statement listing an Ontario address, but when she provided one issued by her U.S. bank, this was suddenly not acceptable. I was told my son would have to renounce his American citizenship (or I do so in his stead), to obtain coverage. My wife is Canadian by birth, and our son American by birth, and Canadian by blood. It was not worth the legal fees to file suit against the Ontario government.

      Despite having OHIP coverage, I never used it, and chose to pay for services rendered to my wife and son in Canada.

      We now live in the Seattle, WA area, and have excellent health insurance (my employer pays the US$1160 or so monthly premiums -- this is a non-taxable benefit, and typical in the U.S. (though the coverage is far better than most, with no copays)).

      A side effect of the low taxes I pay here, is that I can contribute several hundred dollars a month to various charities that provide care to the destitute. I could never afford to do that in Canada.

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    15. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by renehollan · · Score: 1

      Oh, and yes, I promptly surrendered the OHIP card I was issued but never used, when we left Ontario.

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      You could've hired me.
    16. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Actually, Battletroll, the cost per month out of out paycheck is $400 for family coverage, $150 for individual coverage.

    17. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by oogoliegoogolie · · Score: 1

      Ok I understand now. I originally assumed you meant if you lived in Ontario for a long time(years) then wanted to move to somewhere else in Canada, say Alberta, you'd have to reimburse OHIP.

    18. Re:Just got a raise - sort of by renehollan · · Score: 1
      Technically, you might very well have to! Because, you would have said that you intended to live in Ontario permanently on your application form, and could be charged with fraud. (This may not apply to people born in Ontario, who do not have to sign such an application for OHIP coverage if they don't leave and return).

      I suppose one can have the intent to reside in Ontario permanently, but still move at some time in the distant future. But, then the argument hinges on what one's intent was. That's murky enough for me to set off alarm bells.

      What reasonable person, could honestly "intend" to reside somewhere permanently? Someone knowing they have a limited number of days/months/years to live? Perhaps. I know that if I become unemployed I will certainly look far and wide for employment. Heck, I'm always on the lookout for a significantly better job (thought the present one leaves me quite satisfied). To boot, I have a history of moving internationally for employment, visa, and tax reasons. Any argument I might make about "permanent residency intent", could be easily ripped to shreds.

      I'm fairly certain that strict interpretation of the OHIP application agreement against large numbers of people leaving Ontario won't happen, at least not in the near future -- it would be political suicide. But, like many Canadian laws, and required agreements, many may run afoul of this one, so it can be used selectively, like a club, against so-called "troublemakers": perhaps persons, like myself, who dare criticize a broken system. I see that as a sign of a desperate govenment aparatus, and quite revealing of the effectiveness, or rather ineffectiveness, of government policy: socialized medicine,as implemented in Canada, does not work.

      So, I look at a strict interpretation of laws, and required agreements ("Sure, you can get an OHIP card! Agree to this!! Just sign!!!" Yeah, right), to see of one can reasonably live in a place that has them. I've come to the conclusion that it is impossible to survive as a law-abiding person in Canada.

      If you've taken the time to read that rambling, abhorrent work, Mein Kamph (tr. "My Fight"), the author (the mention of who's name would lead to shouts of "Godwin's Law! You Lose!"), notes that most people are not downright evil, but rather generally corrupt: they'll speed, cheat on their taxes, and accept bribes, but are unlikely to rape, maim, or kill. Threatened exposure and punishment of such corruption is enough to "keep them in line". Just pass so many laws that just about everyone has to break some of them just to survive.

      I do not wish to live in a society like that, and, to be fair, Canada certainly is not incinerating Jews by the millions. But, Canada IS slowly murdering taxpayers by preventing them from saving their own lives with resources they had earned. I don't blindly accept the notion that attrocity should be measured by a ruler marked in "millions killed per year", letting Canada slip under the radar that finally revealed the horrors of Nazi German rule. Attrocity should be measured by the degree of state interference in the lives of its citizens. The Canadian Health Care system is thus most definately abominably atrocious.

      To point to its few successes is as sickening as to note that, despite selectively slaughering millions, Hitler had charisma and his pleasant moments. There, I said it. Godwin's law: you win. Hope you don't get sick in Canada.

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  20. Makes sense from the company's perspective by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Interesting
    In the dot-com boom, stock options were thrown around like crazy. I had 3000 of them myself, once upon a career, and on that job I was just a peon. Didn't wind up being worth anything because they kept delaying and delaying until the bust took over and made it a moot point. Then the company went under, making the point even mooter. (Mootest?)

    Just as companies had to give in on a lot of employee demands back when you could flip jobs as easily as a hamburger, once the boom was over they had control again. And if there's one thing you can count on in life, a company with control will use it:

    "Many of these companies, looking for ways to reward service or pay executives their just perks, are favoring restricted stock, according to a study released last month. Restricted stock comes in a number of forms and with different names, but all versions require continued service by the employee. Stocks or cash tied to business performance are gaining prominence."

    Yup, it's the old 'performance' game. "Sorry, Smithers, you did good work, but the market hit us hard this year so your bonus will consist of this Burger King coupon and a pack of Doritos. Good job, son." When companies can tie things to performance, it's good for the company. No random stock giveways so that even the slackers cash out while the company isn't making a dime. Now if the company does well, you can do well, unless you're poor Smithers.

    "A U.S. accounting standard that requires companies to book stock options as an expense is expected to be made final before the end of the year by the Financial Accounting Standards Board (FASB). "

    Aha! The other reason! Yeppers, one other immutable law of nature: A company will never do anything that costs them money. Everything they do, even the seemingly nice things, is designed to make them money. So stock options are costing them more? Buh-bye stock options.

    1. Re:Makes sense from the company's perspective by lottameez · · Score: 1

      It's real simple. The corporation exists for the sole benefit of the shareholders. This isn't about being nice to anybody, it's business.

      Employees don't owe the company any more loyalty than the company owes them, which is nothing. As an exec, I treat people fairly and honestly, and I'll let them know in advance if something is going to affect their job. Still, business decisions, and the best interests of the stockholder, always come first.

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    2. Re:Makes sense from the company's perspective by Captain+Tripps · · Score: 1
      It's real simple. The corporation exists for the sole benefit of the shareholders. This isn't about being nice to anybody, it's business.

      This attitude really frustrates me. If ethics are to mean anything, then they've got to apply everywhere, including to business. Sure you've got a financial obligation to your investors, but you've got moral obligations to your employees and customers, and they count for something too. Now maybe the interests of the business are, in the end, also in the best interest of the employees, but that's an assertion that needs an economic argument to support it. And of course you could argue that since everybody involved knew what they were getting into, they shouldn't complain about the rules. But corporations, LLCs, etc. are so common these days that white collar workers have very little choice. We can form unions and turn ethical issues into financial ones, but it's so much easier if executives give the moral concerns the weight they need in the first place.

      Please realize I'm not accusing you personally of acting immorally, it's just that so many immoral decisions are justified by saying that the interests of the stockholder come first.

  21. Cutting still going on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work, in the boom times they gave out stock options like crazy. All those options are still worthless.

    Now days, if you are still employed at all you are lucky. Some people who were laid off in the past and have gotten back with the company were hired back at much lower salaries. Layoffs are still going on now and then though - you'd like to think that the low performers are the first to go, but sometimes it seems these are based on salary instead. Nobody feels safe because good job performance won't necessarily save you from the seemingly random act of layoffs. Its sad, because there is still some dead weight (after all this time) that they could trim.

    No end in sight as far as I can see. I think the attitude of management is to take advantage of the situation as much as possible - I think if the high tech economy turns around locally people will leave in droves.

  22. Yes. My company just started by aardwolf204 · · Score: 1

    Ok Slashdotters, now is your chance to chime in and help me. I know how selfish, shoulda sent it to askslashdot. Anyway,

    My company just recently (this monday) announced that it will begin offering a Employee Stock Ownership Plan soon. I'm a young sysadmin who's parents recently passed away and I'm not experienced enough with this stuff to fully understand it and dont really have anyone to asks about specifics.

    Does this mean my company will become publicly traded? I'm told my percentage of the company is estimated to be valued at $x M after 7 years. The business plan document had a lot of PHB speak in it. What I understand is that by doing this it will give the company a lot of money in capitol to grow because they will save a lot on taxes, which was in the 30-50% range (had no idea). I believe its a plan to buy the company from the founders/owners and keep them as stake/stock holders.

    What are ERISA, and trustees? I dont want to get burned, I'm pouring all I can into 401K and if this can help me become a happy retired geek way into the future then I'm all about it, but I'm nervous because I've seen one of my favoriate companies go from private to public (GOOG) and I'm not sure how that will affect me.

    Thanks guys. and download firefox today.

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    1. Re:Yes. My company just started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to reply to myself, just read some other comments and I'd like to add: We just got a new CEO and CFO in the past few months. We already get yearly bonuses up to 13% of our salary or something like that.

    2. Re:Yes. My company just started by Subgenius · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Does this mean my company will become publicly traded?"

      Perhaps. They might be issuing non-registered securities as part of a private placement and providing a way for the employees to 'get in early.' Be VERY careful with this. (and good luck trying to sell any of it if your company does NOT go public. Talk to a lawyer to find out why).

      If this is anything like my company, you are being issued 'common shares' while the real investors (and executives) are being issued 'preferred shares.' The differences can be HUGE (voting rights, dividends/lack of, etc...)

      Obviously don't rely on /. Talk to an accountant before you sign ANYTHING.

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    3. Re:Yes. My company just started by darnok · · Score: 2, Informative

      Talk to your accountant and solicitor. If you don't have them, hire some and talk to them. Oh, and don't use the same accountant/solicitor that your company or its key shareholders use; they should tell you if that's the case, but check yourself to be sure.

      Business plans typically are full of best case scenarios - I've written a few of them myself, and have occasionally been told to "gild the lily" a bit in order to get the people putting up the money (in my case, banks; in your case, it's you!) excited and wanting to jump on board.

      If you're keen on staying at the company for a long time, have a lot of belief in the people running it, your company has some competitive advantage that sets it apart (no, that doesn't include "the quality of our people" since all your competitors will say the same thing about themselves) and the market for what you produce seems to be set for long term growth, by all means think seriously about investing some of your loot.

      If, as may be the case, you don't think you're in a position to judge these things, try to find someone who can.

      Alternately, you can treat it like betting on the lottery - invest some small amount from each pay cheque and hope like hell.

      Even if you're convinced your company is gonna make it big, talk to solicitor / accountant anyway. You don't want to make $5m in one big payday in 10 years' time, then have it all chewed up in taxes...

      Good luck.

  23. Left a job over compesation by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At my previous job we would work 10 hours days regularly, deal with customers yelling as us because a product was broken. Which we really couldn't disagree with becuase we had told the company it was broken before it shipped, but it had to be out by that date because some salesman asshat decided to promise it to the customer on that date without consulting engineering and/or integration; and, of course, the company would never miss a ship date and make the salesman look like the idiot he was.
    This all got worse as the company did worse and worse, and its stock slipped under a buck. Not only did the company not offer stock options, no one would have touched them anyway. The real kicker was that we had not seen a raise in three years, but we had seen several CEO's (6, I think) get hired, serve for a short bit and then be let go with a generous severance package. In the end, the company did a re-organization and tried to get the Customer Support and Integration departments to move to San Antonio, Texas (I live in Southern California), with the exception of the least trained tech, everyone told them, "hell, no". As for myself, they offered me a somewhat ambigious position in the Engineering department, which was to stay in So. Cal. I was to do software testing and development (at a very basic level), support the local network, and whatever else they threw my way. Oh, and I would have to field support calls that the utterly untrained staff in San Antonio couldn't handle (a.k.a. all of them). I was told that I would get some sort of raise out of this, but for 4 months running, and right down to the last month before the re-organization was finalized, no one could give me any sort of number. So, I found a job elsewhere. I started at a higher pay, by a pretty good jump, the stress is way, way, way lower, and I actually enjoy what I am doing. Plus, the prospect of regular raises are much higher.
    In all, the IT sector is still alive and kicking, you just have to keep trying; and don't be afraid to tell your current company to go fuck itself.

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  24. crappy paper! by lemonboy · · Score: 1

    yup one company I worked for issued toilet paper at least 4 times while I was with them...Not once were they worth more than used toilet paper.

    Now the company I work for, which has been around for abou 19 years issued me stock options that have never been worth what the stock is selling on the market. If I were to exercise these options I would owe money!

    1. Re:crappy paper! by No+Fortune · · Score: 1
      yup one company I worked for issued toilet paper at least 4 times while I was with them...Not once were they worth more than used toilet paper.

      Same here. And then I left for a privately owned company that offered me the promise of stock options when it ever goes public. Heh. I guess I like pain.

  25. Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Rathian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once upon a time I had several thousand shares of stock options with my old company. I shudder to think how much money I could've made had I blown the wad at the right time... Easily 10's of thousands.

    Could've.

    Back in late 2000 it ran all the way up to 40-something, rung the bell, and then cratered. The whole time I made the mistake of holding onto them out of some odd form of loyalty.

    My biggest tip to those that have them, DO NOT hesitate to excercise them when the stock runs up. A sunnier day might come, it might not.

    As it stood, when I was laid off my options were underwater and not worth the paper they were printed on. I've since lost them, but last I checked they were still underwater.

    Easy come, easy go. I would not take them instead of a hard raise.

    1. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by jafac · · Score: 1

      My old company awarded stock options all the way down to the lowly shipping clerk.

      Through varous mergers and splits, I was literally a millionaire. On paper. Of course, doing a same day sale meant getting assraped by the IRS. So I looked at it as potentially paying for my kids' college.

      Some of our best engineers hung on until they were half-vested, and RETIRED. In their 30's.

      Due to timing, etc. I wasn't positioned to retire. (people who were in one of the bought companies got a really sweet deal through splits).

      Then I got nervous, and converted it to real-estate. (down payment for a house).
      I was very lucky, and overall, probably got about a half-million (pre-tax) out of the stock market before the collapse. Dotcom boom high = $240/shr. Post-Boom Low circa 2001 = $16/shr. Current price (after delisting/relisting due to accounting fraud problems) = $20-ish/shr.

      Now, I'm struggling to make the payments on that house. But I'm glad I had that opportunity at the American Dream, that I'm pretty sure I'll never have again in my lifetime. But at least I have a house now. Maybe the housing bubble will take that equity away too when it pops, but at least I'll have a roof over my head, as long as I keep working.

      And now, I realize just how pathetically little, a million dollars really is. I look at movies from the 1970's where the plot was someone pulling off a robbery, or murder, for like $10,000. Dude, $1 million won't change your life in a way that's measurable 5 years out. It's ongoing earning power that will change your life.

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    2. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Well, the trick is to sell a little of all of the stock you have acquired / partially been given every time the market looks up.

      The thing is, stock is preferentially taxed. So it can be useful. It's just not something that you'd want to count on.

    3. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by End11 · · Score: 1

      "Dude, $1 million won't change your life in a way that's measurable 5 years out." I wish I could say that.

      --

      Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
    4. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And now, I realize just how pathetically little, a million dollars really is. I look at movies from the 1970's where the plot was someone pulling off a robbery, or murder, for like $10,000. Dude, $1 million won't change your life in a way that's measurable 5 years out.

      $1 million put into safe but low-yield investments would give me my current pittance of an income _forever_, _after_ inflation. $2 million would let me retire in modest comfort.

      So, while $1M won't make you _rich_, it's still a very respectable amount.

    5. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see:

      3% of 1 M is 30 K

      Put it in some sort of bank account (or CDs or whatever your financial advisor tells you to), then live on 30 K as a KING!!!

      How?

      Move to Latin America, Africa, or some island in the Pacific. 30K can get you a very nice life in many places you only have to expand your horizons a bit..

      For work.. work as an offhsore programmer!!

      (Except for the 1 M part.. I've done this, so I speak from my own experience)

    6. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, you don't live forever. You can actually withdraw a portion of that principle each month as well, and live decently for a million, or less.

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    7. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, you don't live forever. You can actually withdraw a portion of that principle each month as well, and live decently for a million, or less.

      That depends on how early I want to retire, how long I think I'll live, and what I think the average rate of inflation will be. If I'm looking at living for another 40+ years, and especially if I expect big expenses near the end of that period, I don't want to eat into my principal early on.

    8. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by router · · Score: 1

      Some of us could have bought yahoo in 95or 96 and sold in 2000...those were the days....

    9. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by wildwood · · Score: 1

      If you get some decent investment system training, you can make your own investment plan that regularly makes you 20% a year. (See IITM for some info.)

      With a reliable 20% a year (which is, believe it or not, a low-ball number), you can live like a king on a million dollars, or live in comfort with a lot less.

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    10. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      If you get some decent investment system training, you can make your own investment plan that regularly makes you 20% a year.

      I am skeptical of claims that wise people can consistently outperform index growth by that much, simply because if any significant number of people tried it, it would cease to be true (they'd be fighting for the same money when they tried to cash in). Therefore, only a small fraction of people can actually see this kind of return - which means odds are I won't be one of them no matter who my broker or portfolio manager is.

      The numbers I hear for return rates sustained over the long term are on the order of 10%, and even these investments will be vulnerable to serious economic downturns (which seem to happen every decade or two).

    11. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by wildwood · · Score: 1

      I am skeptical of claims that wise people can consistently outperform index growth by that much, simply because if any significant number of people tried it, it would cease to be true (they'd be fighting for the same money when they tried to cash in).

      I agree, you absolutely have to have a healthy dose of skepticism when getting information about trading. Everybody's got a miracle cure they want to sell you.

      I think it's important to distinguish between skepticism and self-sabotage. When you find a claim that sounds unbelievable, do you always say "that sounds too good to be true, it can't possibly work", or do you sometimes investigate further to see if there's anything to it? If you found something that was too good to be true, but actually was true, would you allow yourself to take advantage of it?

      To succeed in the markets, you need more than wisdom. You need training in all the components of a trading system (not just the stock pick du jour). You need to understand your own psychology and how that will affect your trading. You need to have specific goals that you use to design your whole system.

      Very few people have all of these. Which is why most people lose their shirts in the markets.

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    12. Re:Stock Options Can be a Good Thing by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      I think it's important to distinguish between skepticism and self-sabotage. When you find a claim that sounds unbelievable, do you always say "that sounds too good to be true, it can't possibly work", or do you sometimes investigate further to see if there's anything to it?

      Every 20+% return investment I've seen has been the result of investors getting lucky enough to ride a bubble. In the early 1990s this was mutual funds, around here. More recently, this was tech stocks. In both cases, it didn't last.

      In theory, if you can consistently pick the right investments all the time, you can sustain this. In practice, you can't even come close to that. I'll stick with conservative or at least moderate investments, thank you.

      To succeed in the markets, you need more than wisdom. You need training in all the components of a trading system (not just the stock pick du jour).

      You also need a very large amount of luck, which no amount of training will provide.

      Very few people have all of these.

      But very many people can afford to hire them.

      Think about it - I'm Joe Caviar with a few $million to invest. I'm going to hire the best investment portfolio manager money can buy, because I'd much rather eat with gold-plated cutlery than silver! I'm also going to be buying far more stocks than Joe Average, magnifying the fraction of stocks that are held by my demographic. And yet, I still don't consistently make scads of money with my investments...

      I am not convinced that 20% yields are sustainable. Too many people would have the means and the desire to access these investment strategies if they worked. We'd either see them getting rich, or there would be enough of them to poison the well.

  26. at microsoft by dioscaido · · Score: 0, Troll

    we get stock when signing with the company, and have a very generous employee stock purchase program. it's good to be the king.

    1. Re:at microsoft by praxis · · Score: 1

      Yes, we get Stock Awards, purchase price of $0, and ESPP (Employee Stock Purchase Plan) to buy at a discount up to a certain precenage of your annual salary. The awards are for signing up and then each review cycle for good performance.

    2. Re:at microsoft by isolation · · Score: 0

      Yes but the performance review scale is such a bitch its no wonder that all of the current Microsoft employees I know are always freaking. You can end up spending more time trying to make your review look good than doing real work.

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  27. Employee Stock Purchase Plan instead by j0217995 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I work for a personal bank, privately held where the employees can purchase stock in the company. Most if not all of the employees avail themselves to this option. Its funny when they brought on a new board member there was no non-employee stock for them to give to this board member. Its a great thing working for a place where the list to get stock is longer then the list of employees and anytime an employee sells any part of his or hers, its a large increaces in the price compared to the actual price/share. It will help pay for a house some day for me

    1. Re:Employee Stock Purchase Plan instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for a hedge fund which has a similar program (i.e. they let us buy in even though we wouldn't have enough money to qualify as normal investors).

      I think it's a great idea, especially if you have a lot of faith in your company, but I think you should be careful.

      Don't put your savings there.

      Your savings are your safety net. If your company tanks, you are laid off, and you have put all your savings with them as well, then you'll have lost both your income and your safety net.

      Speculate with the shares, but don't make them the bedrock of your portfolio.

      My opinion, anyway. I'm probably preaching to the converted since you work for a bank.

    2. Re:Employee Stock Purchase Plan instead by j0217995 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the friendly reminder. The shares of the bank that I own are just that part of my portifolio along with several mutual funds, my 401(k) and other investments. The extra money that it represents will allow us to sell some of when we use our savings for the down payment. The extra stuff that you always need when moving, if we need it.

  28. Stock Options are Bullshit by drewzhrodague · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every single hundredth of a stock option that I was ever offered, has proven to be $20 out of my own pocket. Most companies who offered me these weren't even around long enough for me to vest, or the company would "outsource" the department -- conveniently, just before the vesting period.

    But what to do when a company is offering stock options? Since I'm looking for work, I just not and smile, rather than give them a piece of my mind.

    Then again, it has been a while since I went on an interview. BRB, gotta send out another couple thousand job applications... I track and rate the recruiters I contact, shouldn't you?

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  29. Options aplenty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But then, I work for a startup that can't afford to pay prevailing wage in real cash, yet. We're paid largely in options, and my retention bonus is likewise an annual option grant. As soon as we can afford to pay real cash (RSN), I expect to see the former variety disappear -- completely unsubstantiated rumor is that some prospective investors have been unhappy about how many options the peons now posess, especially from back when our (privately held) stock was uber-cheap.

  30. Sili Valley Booming again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know what you guys are talking about. Haven't we all learned to stop believing the media? Silicon Valley is starting to boom again. My friends can't find enough qualified job applicants to hire. Some have even started using recriuters again. The posts on craigslist have jumped 5x in the last year (http://www.craigslist.org/sof/)

    Google is looking ... Yahoo is looking ... EBay is looking ... Salesforce.com is looking. And you guys are crying about no opportunities?

  31. Delusion or dilution? by clone22 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a meeting with a potential investor in a startup I was with, he made a great point: "It's easy to sit in a room with a bunch of other folks and delude yourselves into thinking you've got a great idea".

    So what if the company provides stock options? What are the realistic expectations the company is going to be successful enough for the options to ever be worth anything? Will your seemingly large position be increasingly diminished as new investor money dilutes the share pool? Would you be better protected with a restricted stock grant? Look at the total compensation package, including protection from dilution of your options, after you have thoughtfully considered the delusional aspects of signing on with a new company making grand claims.

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    Ask me about my vow of silence!
  32. My situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I have consistently received a 7% salary increase each year, along with 3% company match for my 401(k). On top of that, I am reimbursed 80% for all educational expenses (work-related or not) as long as I maintain a B average or better. I also recently received stock options exercisable at $1.25 per share, face value of $6250 but they will probably be worth about $50,000 by the time they become liquid (we are currently a privately held corporation).

    I'd say I've been treated well, way above average for the industry. The reason I bother to comment is to encourage those who think there's nothing out there anymore! If you're smart and you hit the right company, there are still killer compensation packages to be had.

    Posting anonymously for obvious reasons.

  33. The company I work for... by kmmatthews · · Score: 2, Insightful

    still does. It's a ... convulted calculation, but you end up getting between 2-4x your monthly salary in stock at the end of the year. So if you make 5k a month, you can end up getting between 10 and 20k in stock; which you can sell immediately if you so desire. (They also have an end of year cash bonus equal to 1/2 of one months salary.)

    Here's a note to other companies: this stock bonus ploy keeps me working for them when I might otherwise seek other employment. Pay/treat your good people nicely, and they'll respond in kind. Treat your employees like crap, and they'll respond in kind.

    (ok, I'm really tired.. err, that's my excuse.)

    --
    feh. stuff.
    1. Re:The company I work for... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No. Stock options are not stock. The company does not pay dividends, you cannot sell them at whim, and they're worth exactly nothing if the company value does not go up. It actually makes it advantageous for the company to keep the stock value low, bump it high with some faked up announcement so the the VP's can sell their options at a fraudulent value quickly before the employees can blink, then step out or even quit before the fraud comes home. Why do you think it's called "pump and dump"?

    2. Re:The company I work for... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      The how did he sell them when he wanted?

    3. Re:The company I work for... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      VP's and their ilk often have extensive insider iniformation that allows them to sell off or buy hunks of stock before the "blackout period" immediately surrounding big business announcements. Sad, but true. It's how so many of them also know to retire or "move on in their career" and cash out their options, just before the big trouble hits the papers.

      Sad, but true. I've actually seen a VP cover his ears and go "la-la-la-la, I can't hear you talk about this because I'm selling stock, la-la-la-la!" We had to actually go find another VP to discuss the very bad matter about to happen with, to get their approval to can a business partner.

    4. Re:The company I work for... by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      My point was: He said he got stock ( not options) and was able to sell it the day he got it.

  34. Re:The new compensation package of the 21th centur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funniest thing I heard all day.

    I had my job outsourced almost 2 years ago and just now am I working again. Had I not gotten this job, I probably would have cried instead of laughed.

  35. When I was in industry... by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

    The company I worked for gave 100 shares (~$8000) to anyone who completed a degree through the employee degree program. The offer was good for all full time employees (shop, clerical, engineering), for any acredited degree (some peeple when to the culinary institute 45 minutes away). That program was the best reqruiting tool they had, Everyone I knew who was under 30 and working there, signed on because of the employee scholar program. They have cut back some in the last two years, but the program is still pretty good

    The company was a Dow componant tech company.

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    1. Re:When I was in industry... by humblecoder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Usually I hate it when people flame other people's spelling, but the irony of your post makes it just... so... tempting....

      But I will be a good net-citizen and resist...

      I guess you didn't get your "employee scholar" degree in English.

      Oh I am so sorry. The temptation with just too great for me to bear! Please accept my most humble apologies...

    2. Re:When I was in industry... by blether · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      humblecoder my arse. You are Uriah Heep.

      (And no, I'm not referring to the piss-poor rock band.)

  36. Incentive Structures by debrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Programmers are a lot like lawyers, value-wise. Like lawyers, the value of programmers is, or traditionally has been, their creativity and intellect. Better tools have reduced the value of that personal asset in programmers, but not eliminated it.

    It is notably different from most engineering in that the products do not require large capital to distribute, once the creativity is complete.

    In this manner, I have often wondered if programmers would work better in limited liability partnerships rather than corporations. A small group of programmers who produce on contract to corporations would be, if well organized, very valuable.

    The corporate structure lends itself to growth in traditional economy, whereas a larger programming companies have, in my limited experience, not been efficient. There are exceptions, like Electronic Arts, I think.

    But the hierarchical view of corporations, looking down upon employees, is flawed in the programming world because the direction of the company is often better felt by the programmers themselves, and management has often had a terrible disconnect from the technical reality, and a tendency to dictate where they should listen. Good management isn't necessarily this way, but many people cling to this management style.

    In a partnership, the partners would be responsible for bringing in clients, the design, the programming, and the effective reuse of code. In a corporation, they are typically responsible only for the programming. I believe savvy programmers would be much better at selecting appropriate clients and choosing the direction of the code. I believe, when it comes to the effective reuse of code, a partnership would have better structures adopted to accommodate it.

    This sort of delegation among partners has been very effective, in my opinion, in lawyer partnerships. I believe the effectiveness could translate into programmer partnerships. Mind you, moving programmers into management positions in companies may have the same effect, but I think the hierarchial structure inherently causes problems. The distinguishing feature being that in a partnership, management would also be programmers, and vise versa. There wouldn't just be a "delegation to programmers" by management, so to speak.

    Just food for thought.

    1. Re:Incentive Structures by sien · · Score: 1

      EA isn't efficient, but they are very effective. Have you ever talked to people who've worked in the big EA shops that produce Madden, Fifa, NASCAR etc that make the bucks for them? Ask them about efficiency.

      They use the cash generated this way to buy up smaller firms which to produce creative new stuff, and then put 'managers' in to, umm, assist them which usually winds up in EA selling off all their physical assets. Origin anyone?

      But hey, EA makes a profit.

      A mate of mine works in a firm that works exactly the way you describe and they make great money. You may be right, it is quite possibly the way of the future.

    2. Re:Incentive Structures by lysium · · Score: 1
      Indeed. The intellectual nature of most IT work lends itself to professional organization instead of wage employment. This also replaces the oft-repeated call for unionization of IT with a better plan for a professional association, along the lines of doctors and lawyers. Self-regulating standards, market force protection.

      This holds true for other areas of IT -- systems designers, integrators, and administrators come to mind.

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    3. Re:Incentive Structures by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      I think you give programmers too much credit. I work for a software company in the support division and personally I don't think the "creativity" and "intellect" portion of it lends too well when the product actually ships and needs to be supported. More often than not programmers who are ineffective at supporting support people give no credibility to the product or the company.

      Since I've seen companies live or die based on the level of customer service they give to end users you could say that tech support/customer service people should be as highly paid as some in these companies, unfortunately more often than not were the lowest paid (at least thats true in my company).

  37. Why Options Work by randall_burns · · Score: 1

    Historically, the startups that have done the best are those with broad based options programs. The reason is that a good option program:
    1) curtails employee turnover(i.e. folks like a winer and once a company hits its employees can move more easily).

    2) Organizations with extreme economic inequality are unstable. The legitimacy of leaders who are doing well when noone else does comes into question _real_ fast. When an management has no loyalty to employees, lots of nasty behaviors become commonplace--broad based options can help contain that.

  38. companies were offering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And landlords were accepting. I dunno about landlords demanding.

    Options are cheap for companies to give out. Cheaper than cash. Which is why they give them to employees and why they would like to pay for their buildings in options too.

    A few cities even got stuck with worthless options as many (Fremont) were getting into building campuses (alleged incubators) for tech companies right near the time of the crash. Actually, past the end. Many weren't yet completed when the crash happened.

  39. Yes and no... by Razzak · · Score: 2, Informative

    In the compensation field, this is the biggest topic. In the silicon valley compensation area, this is the only topic.

    At the end of the day, the CEO's pay will not change. As others have alluded to, you pay the CEO enough to keep him from going to another company, as he is the most important person (generally) who has the most significant impact on earnings. If he can make you a fraction better than your competitor and your revenues are $1BN, a few million in pay is worth it. This will generally hold true for the upper executives who report to the CEO as well.

    However, what about the little guy? The same holds true. They'll pay you what they think you're worth. Around the nation, it's not going to affect you that much. Pay is pay, and even if you get fewer options you should be rewarded in other ways (better stock performance due to the lower dilution, higher salaries/bonuses, etc). If you're not, there will be someone who will pay you what you were making before.

    If there isn't, that means you were overpaid because the company could pay you and not expense the compensation. Sorry.

    Here's the real kicker: ESPP's. Many companies allowed employees to purchase stock through ESPP's (Employee stock purchase plans). You could purchase stock at a 15% discount (so buy a $10 stock at $8.50) with usually a 6month to 2 year lookback. This was a huge source of income for many working at these companies. These practices will now be expensed, and companies will begin getting rid of ESPP Plans.

    So, let's say your stock has fluctuated from $10 to $15 over the last two years. It's currently at $14. You have a 2 year lookback, so you can buy at $10 with a 15% discount which equals $8.50. Think about it! You can use 15% of your salary to do this. Let's say you make $100k per year. You buy $15,000 worth of stock at $8.50 per share, or 1,765 shares. Assuming you hold these shares for 1 year and the stock price neither drops nor increases, you can then sell it at $14 per share. That's $9,700 in extra income you're losing by this plan going away.

    So basically, if people cut back your options or ESPP plans, demand a higher salary, higher target bonus, or a company car. If the company is unwilling to increase your compensation, then find someone who will.

    I'm not going to go into the tax implications of Rstock vs. Options and why companies do things a certain way. If you have questions, contact me. I'll put up a yahoo addy so the spam goes there. razzak()jallow(@)yahoo.com (no parenthesis)

    *Note: I'm not an advocate for or against expensing options, but I do feel it allows the non-expert investor to more easily compare performance across companies that grant options and those who do not.

    1. Re:Yes and no... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Now, folks, notice the shell game this fellow just did. He succeeded in conflating ESPP and "employee pay over the minimum to get you is wasted" with stock options. These are each very, very distinct issues. The conflation and shell game are part and parcel of the stock sales game. The .sig is also nice hook to try and rope in some extra business from slashdotters who are convinced of the Stock options at the typical employee level are betting your man-hours, your hard-work and time, against the increasing stock value of the company. They're also where companies hide money for executives: there's a fascinating set of income tax and reporting requirement laws that take effect when a CEO or other corporate officer makes over $1 million/year, that are frequently evaded by paying exceptional amounts of stock options that need not be reported to the stock holders. It's a nasty world out there. Watch your backs.

  40. Simple by melted · · Score: 1

    If they start handing out options like they did before they may create competition for themselves once the stock market goes up. How? Again, simple. Let's say you're hired into a large company. After years of economic downturn its stock is probably at the lowest point in years right now, probably at its global minimum. If you get stock right now, and tons of it, and your stock triples or quadruples in five years, you'll be "outta here" looking for shit to do on your own. This may as well create a threatening startup of some kind. Not good for a big co.

  41. put yer back into it, slave! by jafac · · Score: 1

    We're lucky we have Health Insurance.

    I think that's just how we're meant to feel, too.

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    These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
  42. "...stock options like toilet paper..." by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

    I don't think you can own *options* in physical form, but the certificates of the shares themselves are some sort of stiff, heavy paper that would be really uncomfortable (and perhaps even dangerous) as toilet paper.

  43. Re:By accepting stock options you undermine everyo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This assumes that the productivity of happy employees vs the productivity of employees treated like shit is less than the difference in costs. Remember, the bottom line can be boosted by increasing revenue or by decreasing expenses.

  44. Simpsons Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Here, have some stock...."

  45. Stock options can be a gamble. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    If I had been buying stock options over the last 6 years at my work, I'd be loosing money. The merger is buying at 15 dollars, so when our stock was over 15, 80% of the time, where is the profit?

    If started buying stock the last 2 years when it was at 5-10 dollars, id be making a profit.
    So, the new people made money, the long term employees have lost money.

    Also, as for a yearly bonus, I have mixed feelings. The company uses bonuses as carrots, they inflate your pay, but you loose it when the company has poor performance. You work 100 hour weeks and can still loose your bonus. They use the bonus as a carrot and a stick.

    As for options, hell, Id owe money if I bought them.

  46. Interestingly enough by eyegor · · Score: 1

    My stock options at AOL are basically toilet paper.

    I got $72/share when I started there. When I left, I could opt to abandon them or go deeply into debt buying into a sinking ship.

    My current job is employee owned and we get a grant based on a percentage of our annual salary. Much more realistic.

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    Don't anthropomorphize computers, they don't like it.
  47. Depends on your needs and age by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    I'd say in a lot of cases, stock options are a good idea. If I was working for a small company that I believed would succede, espically if I was in a position where my work directly influenced the result, I'd probably be willing to take some options instead of cash. Not all options, I need money to live on, but if it was enough to support me comfortably, I could very well see forgoing the extra money in favour of a potential payoff.

    The real question is if the company has a solid plan that looks like it will succede. If it's all pie-in-the-sky stuff that has no solid plan of how to make it happen or how to market it, insist on cash up front. If it's a a solid idea of how and what to development, and research to show it's marketable, then some options look like a good idea.

    Of course it may all fail, which is why you have to know your limits. However it'd be easy to talk me in to options instead of a raise if I believe the company is going to succede and if my effort can help determine that success.

    1. Re:Depends on your needs and age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I've found it much better to look for companies that will succeed.

    2. Re:Depends on your needs and age by mjpaci · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you need money to live on, you shouldn't rely on the possibility of a cash bonus at the end of the year. A lot of companies have "guaranteed" bonuses of 5% or 10% of your salary. That is just another term for "deferred compensation" which helps the company because rather than paying that 5% or 10% to you over 12 months, they hold on to it and earn money on it and then give it to you. You are basically lending your company 5-10% of your salary interest free.

      In the past few years bonuses at my company have sucked. 5 years ago a lot of the IT people (desktop support) were getting $15,000 bonuses on salaries of $40,000. Not bad for a 23 year-old until that bonus goes to $1000 a couple of years later.

      I've learned to live on what I make and take any cash bonus as a gift and not to rely on it.

      One thing options do is keep talent at companies. If you receive options that don't vest for 2 years and during that time the stock rises a lot, the opportunity cost of your leaving that company is pretty high.

      Just some thoughts.

      Mike

  48. Discounted stocks by jnguy · · Score: 1

    While I was at Morgan Stanley, I think the company discount on the stock would be 15%. There was some heavy regulation, and process that you had to go through in order to purchase it however. Another thing that was part of the companie's policy: Employees aren't allowed to touch stock of companies that Morgan is involved with, so no google stocks for employees... Just my experience. Hope I didn't accidently leak any IP.

  49. I can't say much about Stock Options... by beyond_the_blue · · Score: 1

    ...But when I worked for Hewlett Packard phone support (tier one and two) through a third-party outsourcer, employee compensation was terrible. At first it was pretty much non-existant; our Christmas bonus 2 years in a row was $5 in coupons for the vending machines in the break room. And it only got worse when the outsourcers management underwent a change and they added the Pay-For-Performance system. Basically, if you completed all of your calls within a certain time metric, you would get a bonus on your paycheck. Unfortunately for the customers, the metric that was laid down made it entirely impossible to solve the most common issues in time to meet the goal.

    So in the end, the support reps that don't give a damn about the customers would just find an excuse to end the call prematurely if it looked like it was going to take a while and get a nice fat bonus every paycheck. On the other hand the honest reps, like me, stuck it out for the nasty calls that would take up to 3 hours to complete and get absolutely zero bonus pay.

    98.9% first-call-resolution to my credit, and no recognition. I didn't even get my yearly raise my last year there due to vast upper-rank incompetance. I'm SO glad I quit.

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  50. Workers really need to unite and demand more by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Seriously... everyone needs to demand more and stop settling for less.

    Make these rich bastards pay up. CEOs make too much money.

  51. I think he means by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Bussiness landlords. I could see that. Landlord sees all the .bomb stocks skyrocketing and gets greedy. So when one wants to move in, wants payment in stock, figuring he'll make out like a bandit... Which he would if he cashed out at the right time.

  52. Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I too am doing well as an independent contractor.

    I am a three-time loser in the stock-option arena; 1) early 80's "100,000 shares - at $10/share that's a million". Worthless. 2) Mid-late 80s - "hey you have 5% of the company stock!". Worthless. 3) "Recent" dot-bomb. 'nuff said. Worthless.

    You are far better off negotiaing a fair wage, fully funding your IRA, 401K, SEP IRA, what-have-you. Hey, take a flyer once-in-a-while, if you can afford it, but remeber, it's like playing the lottery - "you can't lose if you don't play".

    Paying quarterly taxes is a bitch, getting big fat gross checks is what everyone should get to realize how much we pay in taxes, if you pay your taxes without withholding. If you make even a little bit [I pay over 50K USD year in taxes and don't feel "rich", don't drive a BMW, don't vacation in exotic places...] you see how much "the rich" pay in taxes.

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    1. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by SubliminalLove · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is slightly off topic, but what the hey, karma is for burning.

      I'm a college undergraduate with about $16,000 a year disposable income, including what I pay for my education. And I do feel rich. I just got back from three weeks in Kyoto, and I'm spending December in Germany. I love what I study (computer science and the languages of the above-mentioned nations), I have friends all over the planet, and the work that I do (programming, and webpage translation for Japanese companies) is rewarding to me.

      If I can feel rich, as well as travel to exotic places, living below the poverty line, and you can't feel the same way about your own life when you're clearly making a couple hundred k, I really think you might take another look at your priorities. Because I'll probably never make even a small fraction of your income, but I already feel wealthy compared to you.

      ~Me

    2. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spent 3 weeks in KYOTO? Welcome to the McDonald's of Japan, bub. I can't believe you squandered away 3 weeks there. My god, you should have called me up...I could have showed you a lot more impressive places than fucking Kyoto.

    3. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by jrumney · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I pay over 50K USD year in taxes and don't feel "rich"

      This is the mentality that causes CEOs to keep giving themselves pay rises. You've got a six figure salary which puts you at least in the top 5% of earners. You are rich, whether you feel it or not. Obviously money is not what makes you feel "rich", so stop trying to get more of it and look at other aspects of your life.

    4. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      My guess is he makes between 175k and 300k a year (depending on what got included in that $50k). Granted this is still doing fairly good, but we don't know what type of income it is, what is family situation is like, etc. For all we know he has to pay out rent for an office every month, the money is tied up in investment, etc. Or he could be including property taxes, social security, etc (dunno if that was straight state/fed tax or everything short of 401/IRA).

      I hate how people term 6-figures incomes as "rich". I guarantee if my father and mother had managed 100k a year between them we wouldn't have been rich growing up (as it was we had half of that). Heck, maybe I would have gotten new clothes (as opposed to almost always used clothing), etc. We would have actually been what I consider middle class. Then again, 5 kids are expensive.

      -T

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    5. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by The+Desert+Palooka · · Score: 1

      Totally, my father made just under 100k as a Union Factory worker before retiring and I never thought of us as rich. At this point, it was just me and my brother at home but it really was more like we never worried about anything too much more than "Lap O Luxury". The 100k mark isn't a big deal really. Maybe if you're single, but if you have any family really it just means you're living with a little less worry than most. That is unless you go do something stupid like buy a couple BMWs cause you're "rich" now, then you're just down to the same debpt percents as the rest of us proles. *grin*

    6. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by bigtallmofo · · Score: 2, Informative

      What an overgeneralization! Tell someone who lives in Manhattan that a six-figure salary makes them rich! Hell, when I lived in Philadelphia I paid $200 per month for PARKING and that's nothing compared to places in Manhattan! How much do people in Iowa pay to park? Combine parking costs with housing costs with even groceries costs and you'll start to realize there are different costs of living that make overgeneralations like yours very unwise.

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    7. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $100K is not rich. That's the "I work in 7-11" side of you talking.

    8. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by lysium · · Score: 1
      He's not rich, actually. He's an inflation-adjusted member of the new middle class. People that make 50K a year are actually part of the lower class, they just fool themselves into thinking otherwise with their consuming habits. Buying natural food at the market or mass-produced fashion at a mall is not a sign of wealth, no matter how many bags you take home.

      Consider that factory workers could once buy a car with a month's salary -- or put a downpayment on a house with that same money. Cars now require loans or leases from everyone and ugly property in metropolitan areas can start at $400,000. Meaningful purchasing power is fleeing up the economic scale.

      No, the poster above is not rich -- he's a mote on the scale of richness, barely above the status of wage slave.

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    9. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by PCBman! · · Score: 1

      Aside from the kids, a lot of it depends on where you live too. In my area, the median income for a family was $37k in 2000 (gross, of course). My income AFTER TAXES, probably around $40k (my job's got some nice benefits, so I don't always see cash immediately).

      I'm guessing I'd be just below the median for a family currently after taxes, which means I'm doing better for myself (single) than what quite a few couples and other singles are doing. If someone was in a similar situation as I am (single, new home, paid off car, about $15k in student loans), if you're pulling down $100k, chances are good, after taxes, you're probably pulling in more money than I am. If you're in a similar area, you're also MUCH better off than I am (housing's gone up so $100k a year gross will get you at least 2000 sq ft homes here for only 2x your gross PPY)--at this point, I'd consider you rich (making lots of money in a fairly poor area).

      Now, for comparison... to become a member of Responsible Wealth, you have to be in the top 5% of earners in the country--currently this is around $125k. Now realize 125k doesn't go as far in CA or the northeast, but it still makes you friggin' rich compared to the 95% that's below you.

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    10. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by SassyDave · · Score: 1
      If I can feel rich, as well as travel to exotic places, living below the poverty line, and you can't feel the same way about your own life when you're clearly making a couple hundred k, I really think you might take another look at your priorities.

      But you are likely not saving for retirement or your kids' education. Speaking from first-hand experience, retirement and education savings for two kids can equal your $16,000 yearly salary. You are also single, I presume. Rent is cheap, tuition is relatively cheap depending on your institution, and financial assistance abounds for students. Wait until you have 4 kids to feed, clothe, and house. Then we can talk about small salaries. I too felt rich in college, but not so anymore.

      That being said, though, I feel strongly that a 6-figure salary is not required to raise a family and save for retirement. I live in a conservatively sized house, drive one car, and have a family of 4 on much less than 6 figures.

      And, to stay on topic, I lost my hope for options when a large company bought my little one, but I certainly wasn't counting on them for my future.

    11. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100k/year is very good, or can be depending on where you live - 100k isn't so nice in Manhatten or the bay area, but let's ignore those extreme cases for now.

      A man and a woman making 100k/year split between them could be considered rich. If you would consider your family middle class in that situation, imagine if your parents didn't have you and your siblings to care for. They could have easily afforded a bigger house on a lake, or a Porsche, or any number of other "luxuries," that would qualify them as rich. They just chose to spend their money on offspring instead.

    12. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by tr0p · · Score: 1

      300k a year is not rich, and will never be rich again because of inflation. Slashdotters that think otherwise are the same mass of idiots that boosted the slashdot poll for Kerry to like 75% or whatever ridiculous figure it was on election day. Programmers are poor, techies are poor, and slashdotters are poor because they think that boosting their discretionary income can place them in the rich class. There are exceptions (maybe that other 25% that voted for Bush?), but most of you never will understand that the only way to get rich is to take all the money you can lay your hands on and use it to buy even more money, over and over again, possibly for decades if you can't do without some niceties along the way. A budding rich person makes several million a year and much more than that in the near future if they know what they are doing. No salary will ever get you there without incredibly talented investing skills.

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    13. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Wait until you have 4 kids to feed, clothe, and house."

      Or...don't HAVE 4 kids to feed and clothe...much easier option. If you want them...make sure you can afford them. Me? I don't want them...don't want to give up my lifestyle.

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    14. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Knara · · Score: 1

      He didn't say he made 50k a year, he said he paid 50k a year in taxes. slightly different.

    15. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by captaincucumber · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your definition of rich but being in the "top 5% of earners" certainly isn't rich to me.

      Not to mention that your definition of rich ought to judge based on how much money you *have* not how much money you earned last year.

    16. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Phurd+Phlegm · · Score: 1
      How much do people in Iowa pay to park?
      Well, I don't know about Iowa, but I noticed a sign for off-airport parking in Albuquerque NM for $2.88 per day. And they drive you to the airport and pick you up. Zowie.

      Does that make everyone there rich? Hmmm. I'm trying to decide if I'm being sarcastic or not. I doubt the rest of the cost of living varies as much as that, since it isn't all a function of the scarcity of land....

    17. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Helios-uk · · Score: 1

      Agree with everything u say here... Families are expensive... And I too was one of the 'lucky' people to lose all my options when my company got brought out after the bubble burst. There was one lovely moment when the company IPO'd when everybody was in the money, but within 2 weeks the price had dropped. It was so nice to be allocated stock options with a strike price higher than the current market value.... I am definately in the 'show me the money' category as far as bonus's go - anything else is just a pipedream as far as I am concerned. That said, my current company has given me options, and a 10% payrise, so who am I to complain really ;)

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    18. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by Tarwn · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing $150k for 2001 according to census data (and that still sounds low) with a mean income of $244k. Strange, maybe we hear so much about "rich" people on the news that we just naturally assume the "top 5%" they are referring to are all multi-millionaires.

      According to the Tax Foundation, the split point for the top 5% for income tax was $126k in 2002, though I don't know if that was adjusted or non-adjusted.

      Anyways, I certainly don't feel rich but apparently i'm in the top 25%, so I guess that means what, upper middle class? No wonder I pay so much in taxes...

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    19. Re:Cash, baby - that's where it is at. by plover · · Score: 1
      the work that I do (programming, and webpage translation for Japanese companies)

      I have just one OT question for you: are you the "All your base" guy?

      Anyway, I happen to agree with you in that you absolutely need to do what you love, and you need to do it for a company that values you. A man is poor indeed if he gets up every morning thinking "my job sucks, my boss sucks, my co-workers suck, I don't want to go to work today or any day." That's not a life, that's a miserable existence.

      --
      John
  53. options by dirvish · · Score: 1

    The company I work for has given options as compensation in the past, but they do it very rarely and I haven't had the opportunity to receive any yet.

  54. Re:Freelance by LuxFX · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I went freelance and am doing better than I ever did at the companies and corporations I worked for in the past.

    Ditto that. I kept losing every job I got because of incompetent management leading to the company going under. I finally started my own company, and make about twice what I did before, and I get to work from home where my wife and brand new baby boy are. Plus, I've kept at it about three times as long as my longest stint at employment.

    I don't see why my success should depend so much on other people's abilities and decisions. That's the problem with stock options. Sure, they're nice if you work for M$ or Google or Amazon before their IPO, but 99.9% of the time taking stock options is like placing a bet on the competence of your management.

    Think about it. Can you even wrap your brain around the concepts of "competence" and "management" at the same time? I didn't think so. Forget about stock options. Find a company with better incentives.

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  55. Beware of the 83(b) election! by PeeAitchPee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As one of many who briefly had a small fortune in stock options in the late '90s, I can tell you from experience:

    • ALWAYS take more cash before more options
    • Sell you options the nanosecond that you can, take the money, SMILE, and don't obsess on the share price
    • Immediately set aside 40% (or whatever your financial advisor tells you) of the proceeds to PAY THE TAXES due on what you just made! If you don't you are guaranteed to take it up the ass at tax time.
    • If you want to file an 83(b) election, make sure you do it at the beginning of the current year so you've got plenty of time ('til the end of the current tax year) to decide whether and when to sell some or all of them.
    • Pay the money for a decent CPA / tax advisor, who knows more about this you'll ever want to. AVOID the asshole "advisors" at the brokerages; all they want you to do is keep socking more funds into their firms and keep the commissions rolling in!
    1. Re:Beware of the 83(b) election! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought 83(b) applied to restricted stock, not stock options... no?

  56. Doing ok here by ClippyHater · · Score: 1

    The beginning of this year I received a fair bonus in addition stock options, so no complaints there. However, they DID just raise the price of items in our vending machines by 25%, and I'm PISSED.

    Oh, and health insurance took an expensive turn for the worse. Seems like if they raise the prices of snickers and less people eat them, that health insurance would be less expensive.

    Some times I just don't understand the world.

  57. everyone thank the whiny slashdotters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...thanks guys.

  58. Re:The new compensation package of the 21th centur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You spent two years out of work? There was nothing else you could have done in the meantime?

    Maybe they should start offering credit courses in humility at the big CS schools.

  59. Cash Is Trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Working for a weekly or monthly cash salary will never make you wealthy. To build real wealth you will have to create something of value, such as a company!

  60. Microsoft abused stock options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.billparish.com/msftfraudfacts.html

    3) Convincing Employees to Take Less Real Wages: Microsoft aggressively markets stock options to new employees in an effort to take wage expenses off the books. They also know that they can pocket the exercise price employees will be required to pay to take ownership of the stock. What also seems clear is that Microsoft is still aggressively marketing its stock option program to new recruits. To quote an email received, "I am about to begin employment at Microsoft and the stock option was the selling factor. Does your article overall state that it will be bad for me and will fail me in my retirement planning?" Is Microsoft fulfilling its disclosure obligations to its own employees, especially those that have put their entire 401K balance in Microsoft stock? This explains how 22 percent of Microsoft's massive cash balance has actually come from its own employees in the form of them prepaying their own wages through stock option exercise prices. ...
    6) Stock Option Accounting: It is important to note that any discussion of stock option accounting must address two completely different and independent situations. The first is to analyze the impact of options exercised and already retired and the second is to analyze the remaining options debt outstanding. This study focused on both whereas most media coverage only focuses on the remaining options debt outstanding.

    Options Exercised and Retired: When stock options are exercised, the options are retired as the employee takes ownership of the stock. The value of these "retired" options should not be a subject of debate. Upon exercise, the options are valued at the market price of the stock less the exercise price and the employee pays W-2 taxes on this gain, even if the stock is not sold. The company then takes a tax deduction for wage expense for the same amount. What is surprising is that not a dime of this expense is charged to earnings at Microsoft, which they could voluntarily do. This amount alone for 1999 should exceed $9 billion even though net income is only $7.8 billion.

    Remaining Options Debt Outstanding: The remaining unexercised stock option liability is a completely separate issue and a debt just as real as the current stock quote, especially if half of the options are currently vested and exercisable. We all know that stocks can be over and under valued yet the market gives us a price on any given day and that is the price. The Black Scholes and related footnote disclosure is a great mathematical model yet has become nothing but a Trojan Horse for plundering the retirement system. What the Treasury Department and Federal Reserve might concern itself with is that this debt, $60 billion at Microsoft, has no interest cost that hits the income statement and increases $800 million with each $1 increase in the stock price. Simply put, Microsoft is somewhat immune to Federal Reserve interest rate hikes, which explains why the stock is increasing as the Fed raises rates and continues creating a Long Term Capital like debt pyramid.

  61. why??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stock options were the ting of the 90's today they are wothhless.

    I still have about 1000 shares of AT&T proper that I can not act on until the damn stock goes back above 60.00 Oh yeah, like that will happen in the next 500 years.

    Companies love to issue options today that are insanely high to ensure that the millionares of the 90's do not happen again.

    sorry but if the CFO and CEO is not making 900 to 1000 times the IT people they get all pissy.

  62. my wife used to work for worldcom... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    I think we all know what happened there. :) Handed them out at their exact peak, not a penny less, not a penny more, exact! It was bombsville from there. Just kept sinking and sinking and sinking....

    Now? Let's not even joke about poor Worldc... I mean MCI. Can't run from the past, boys!

  63. boy are you going to be bummed when you grow up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think your bald assertion is unsupportable.

    Extreme economic equality is pretty much the norm. If you want more and can get more, good on you. But I've seen plenty of companies with great options programs crater (General Magic) and companies with relatively non-paying programs do well (Apple of late, HP didn't go public for a long long time).

    I don't know if the two are really related.

    1. Re:boy are you going to be bummed when you grow up by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      Most startups crater. Figure 1 in 5 makes it. The question is whether the companies that have good options programs do better than the ones that don't. Now, once a company gets past a certain size-it is a whole different ball game(because big companies have access to a much deeper pool of capital).

      Now, saying that HP is doing "Well" is a bit questionable. I'm not impressed with their recent products. When I was a consultant there, HP had two product lines that were actually making money(big servers, printer supplies). I know HP looks good on paper-but if they hadn't gotten a massive injection of corporate welfare in the form of H-1b(which let them compensate employees in immigration rights instead of paying them like real businesses do), HP would have been in _BIG_ trouble.

  64. Older saying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Show me the hard cash!
    I'll take cash bonuses over stock options anytime. I had 10000 shares of my companies stock options and yes, I can do better in the Iraqi stock market now. I've been holding on until the stock can get back to the original offer price before I cash in. The problem is that the stock price of your company really has nothing to do with what your real performance is. Their are many factors beyond your control (unless your C-level) that will affect the stock price of the company. In God We Trust, others pay cash!

  65. Stock options aren't gambling. by lottameez · · Score: 1

    Stock options aren't gambling. They are shared ownership. Corporations are structured for the benefit of ALL shareholders (but not necessarily employees). If you don't want options, trust me, most companies won't feel bad about paying you more cash instead. The more stock that stays in the stock pool means the dilution is that much less for everybody else.

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    Yeah? Well I think you're overrated too.
    1. Re:Stock options aren't gambling. by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      "They are shared ownership"

      That's complete corporate bologna. You don't OWN anything until you BUY THEM at the strike, and maybe RESELL then for a gain.

      The trick is the strike price. Most companies hire when their stock is flying high and investors love them.

      I have made out very good on some options, and came out with 0 on most.

      That said, I believe that you need to look at the potential of the business, the management, and the current p/e of the company before you take options over cash.

      Pan

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      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
  66. I'll take stock options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as they're with Microsoft, not the company I work for.

  67. valuing your options in a startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you're negotiating terms with a startup, you may find they'd like to offer a reduced salary and make it up with options vesting monthly. it's hard to figure out if you're getting a good deal because nobody can tell you how to value the options.

    however.

    anyone can tell you how to value the company's stock: it's whatever price they're currently offering to investors. if you're feeling ready for a tough negotiation, suggest that your salary is $X, and they can pay you that as $Y in cash and $X-Y in stock (not options), at the current valuation.

    this might or might not be a better deal than options (you'll only know in hindsight). and it's an unusual enough thing to ask that it's going to take persistence on your part (that is, they must really want to hire you). more likely, thinking in these terms will make it clear just how bad a deal most options packages are, when offered as an excuse for lower cash compensation.

  68. Options as performance incentives? by KoshClassic · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'm curious about people's experiences. If you work for a large company, and especially if you're "Joe IT Worker", a non-manager sys admin or programmer type, have you ever done anything that has, up or down, influenced the price of your company's stock in any meaningful way?

    I've been at my (quite large) company a long time, at times I've been a stellar performer (and my performance reviews have indicated as such), and at other times I've been so-so. Through it all, I highly doubt that I've ever, ever, done anything (or ever had the opportunity to do something) to influence the stock price of the company even one penny up or down.

    At the same time, I've seen plenty of examples where the company stock price benifited, or was the victim of, market whims, regional economics, good or bad luck, questionable decisions by upper management, etc.

    So, I can see large company's giving stock options to lower level IT types as a way to retain employees, but do these company's really think that options are going to influence this type of employee into being a better performer? Are employees at these types of companies really gullible enough to think that they can make a difference?

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    1. Re:Options as performance incentives? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      i know a guy who tanked a genetics firm by doing poor lab work. basically pipetted away five million by doing shoddy documentation and poor lab technique. the company was a start up biotech and went under after the loss of product.

  69. Don't take this the wrong way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but perhaps your experience says more about the jobs you are taking than it does about stock options in general.

    Over the past 7 years, I've worked for 3 different tech companies. They've all offered me stock options, and the options were eventually worth Real Money -- which I took advantage of -- in each case. And I'm an in-the-trenches geek, not at CTO.

    Options can be bullshit, if the company is badly run.

    But they are certainly not bullshit in general.

    1. Re:Don't take this the wrong way... by drewzhrodague · · Score: 1

      That is also true. However, I've seen a perfectly good company, with interesting products, and amazing people throughout, all mismanaged by a new CEO, and his drinking buddies too many times. Still, I'm ready to continue to work with startups -- they're the most fun.

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      Zhrodague.net - I do projects and stuff too.
  70. How about benefits packages ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Still have a very good ESOP plan, of course the stock is in the tank so pffft. Hopefully we'll pull out and I'll make millions ... lol

    What you should be talking about are health benefits. Sheesh, this is our time of the year to update and change plans and I was shocked, shocked at how poor the plans are this year.

    Makes me think I should have paid more attention to the political campaigns before voting.

    If I was given these plan options 10 years ago I would have laughed at them and walked.

    The medical prescription plans have gone back to the stone age. This is a huge company, some 26,000 employees and this is the best they can do?

  71. Careful What You Wish For by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This shouldn't be a suprise. After the Enron scandle, the Sarbanes-Oxley Act changed the way companies have to expense stock options, essentially making it more costly to fling stock options all over the place. Oh, when you said you wanted them to stop giving out so many options, you didn't mean that YOUR options were the ones that should be eliminated?

  72. Run away screaming by gelfling · · Score: 3, Informative

    Options ARE NOT, ARE NOT grants.

    Grants are GIFTS of stock outright. Options are the odds that the stock will sell at a lower price than the strike price when you exercise them.

    EVERY single person I know is underwater on their options. Every Single One.

    Options are essentially worthless in this market for the forseeable future. They were a useful tool to attract people by offering them a great deal of other peoples's money in the future.

    1. Re:Run away screaming by Bert690 · · Score: 1
      EVERY single person I know is underwater on their options. Every Single One.

      I guess you don't know anyone who works for google!

    2. Re:Run away screaming by Mike+Markley · · Score: 1

      I'm not. :)

      Of course, you don't exactly know me...

    3. Re:Run away screaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I guess you don't know anyone who works for google!"

      or Apple.

    4. Re:Run away screaming by Technician · · Score: 1

      EVERY single person I know is underwater on their options. Every Single One.


      You need to get to know more people. Some of my options are way underwater. Some are not. Some are near the surface and could be out if the market continues to creep up. The ones way underwater are the ones granted two years ago during the market boom. The ones from 3 years ago and older are above water. Some from last year are barely above and rising. I don't expect the ones from two years ago to ever get above water. If they do, then the older ones will make me a nice buck.

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    5. Re:Run away screaming by Technician · · Score: 1

      Options ARE NOT, ARE NOT grants.

      That's funny. My options have a grant date and a vested date. The grant date sets the date, number of shares, and purchase price. The vested date is the date after which I can exercise my options such as buy, hold, or buy/sell. The options also have an expiration date if I don't choose to exercise my options.

      You are correct in saying Options are not grants. Options are granted.

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      The truth shall set you free!
    6. Re:Run away screaming by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      From the dotcom era, it's easily 3 out of 4 entirely underwater. Owners of real stock, however, seem to have done better. They still have some value left, and even if the company was going completely under could recoup some small value by selling it.

    7. Re:Run away screaming by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      >>
      EVERY single person I know is underwater on their options. Every Single One.

      Apparently you don't know any execs at scox, they get their options at $0.001 each. If scox went down to one penny a share, they are still way in the money. As I understand it, that sort of thing isn't unusual for execs.

    8. Re:Run away screaming by Technician · · Score: 1

      They still have some value left, and even if the company was going completely under could recoup some small value by selling it.


      Personally, I would rather have options. It's OK to get 100 options at $64/share and have the current price at $20. It makes me feel much better than the stock I bought at a 20% employee discount at $64/share and now are worth $20. Now if they would only give me real shares for free instead of offering them at a discount...

      But employee stock purchase plans vs free options... I'll take the options and invest the money is something more secure.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  73. Re:The new compensation package of the 21th centur by BobSutan · · Score: 1

    Why is the parent post rated "Funny"? Its actually a sad truth that a ton of unemployed ITers are being faced with.

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    "On a scale from 1 to 10, people are stupid"
  74. Re:Stock, not stock options by ihaddsl · · Score: 1

    You are getting stock, not stock options - this is getting more common. We used to have options grants, but have forgone this for a combination of cash and stock grants.

  75. As a proud owner of thousands of shares of by b00m3rang · · Score: 1

    jack shit, I personally won't mourn the loss.

  76. Nonsense. 1 million is a lot of money. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I could live 10 years at the same comfortable level of life I currently have. Without moving a single finger (and this assuming high taxation and that the money earns 0% interest).

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Nonsense. 1 million is a lot of money. by Reapy · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, and if you get 5% intrest on that its like 40k a year, for doing nothing. That's more then a lot of people I know make. Let me try my hand at 1 million please :)

    2. Re:Nonsense. 1 million is a lot of money. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Yeah right, and if you get 5% intrest on that its like 40k a year, for doing nothing. That's more then a lot of people I know make. Let me try my hand at 1 million please :)

      First of all, you won't get 5% interest on it, you'll get more like 3-4%, unless you're insane and invest it in medium-risk investments. Once you've retired, you'll never want to be forced to un-retire, so you'll invest that money in safe, guaranteed investments, which will only return 3-4%. But what the heck, let's use your crazy estimate of 5%, just to show you that even then, you're still way off the mark.

      Now, assuming you can't predict when you're going to die, you'll need to live the principal alone and survive solely off the interest. Now, unless you want your earning power to decline as you age, you'll need to leave some of that interest in there, to offset inflation. Let's say inflation is a modest 1%, which means you get to live off of 4% of that million when you retire. That's $40,000 per year. However, since that is all capital gains, 50% of it is taxable (in Canada), unless it's from your RRSP (again, a Canadian equivalent of a 401k), in which case, it's *all* taxable. But even if it's just an ATSV, and only 50% of it is taxable, you'll be paying roughly 25% tax on that portion, which is 25% of 50% of $40,000, or $5,000 in taxes, leaving you with $35,000 to enjoy retired life with.

      How far do you think $35,000 will go when you're retired? Unless you just plan on sitting around and watching cable all day, not far at all. Retired people tend to do things. Things like traveling, golfing, restoring houses/cars, building furniture. Expensive things.

      Don't forget that once you hit your 60's, you should expect to be paying thousands of dollars a year for drugs and medical care.

      Now do you see why $1 million isn't enough? Even in our extremely optimistic scenario here, you've only got about $35,000 a year to life off of. That's not very much, even if you retired today. I don't know how old you are, but I don't plan on retiring for another 25 years or so, and by then, that $35,000/year allowance won't buy diddly-squat.

      Morale of the story: Start saving now, Bucko, and aim higher than $1 million.

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  77. No change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took a new job this month. Big pay cut (but I got at the very top end of what I expected, those expectations were based on the market for software engrs in my [very high tech] area). I got plenty of options. A bit less than my previous company (which I started at in 1998), but this company could conceivably start planning an IPO any day, based on how well our sales have been doing. So I view it as a net gain compared with my previous job.

  78. Under Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit buying company stock about 5 years back and used the savings to payoff more principal in my home. It's appreciated about 100% over the last five years while company stock has tanked. Oh yes, this was about stock options.

    Yes, I have a bunch of options with the Fortune 500 company I work for. The option price is $68 and the stock is currently selling for less than $20. I'd lose $48 on every share option I exercised. Now if I needed a loss to balance some huge wins somewhere else it might be worthwhile. But these? I'm going to let them drown.

  79. Solution for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest you start your own company and make yourself CEO. You'll be rich!

  80. I must live in a different world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because my experience doesn't match anyone else who posted in this thread.

    This year I made $50,000 from an employee ownership plan at my last employer that paid out when they sold privately.

    I have stock options in my current employer. My employer is profitable and growing rapidly. If we went public at a P/E of 20 and all of my options vested (most would vest immediately upon a pricing event, the rest will vest within 3 years), I'd stand to make a bit more than I did from my last employer. Of course that could turn into nothing - my plans don't depend on receiving a dime from options (I get a decent salary as well) - but I suspect that I'll see something for my pains.

    This isn't going to make my fortune, but it isn't anything to sneeze at either.

    YMMV and probably will. I'm an expert in my field, and there is a shortage of good people in this area. However it is possible to find companies that hand out some options.

  81. Re:Freelance by Technician · · Score: 1

    Stock options are like a carrot on a stick as an incentive to win the the equivalent of the super bowl.

    Case in point.. It's not the incentive it used to be.. I have some options with an option price of over $60/share. The stock is near $20 per share.

    The options I get now are nice, but the very slow rise in the market are not going to provide a great retirement fund.

    Now the options I had at a price of $18/share when the stock was over $60/share were exciting. That was incentive!! Sadly those days are over.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  82. Stock Options? Yup got some... by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

    I have 5,000 shares from a company whose technology I really believed in. I got it after the FIRST RIF. It is now useless for TP, as it is printed on 20# stock. (I would tell you who, but I don't want word to get out:^) Not to be confused with a friend that has worthless stock in four (Count 'em, four) comatose, but still on life-support companies. As they say in the Ohio lottery, "You can't win if you don't play". I think it should be "Even if you play, you probably won't win"

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    My wife doesn't listen to me either...
    1. Re:Stock Options? Yup got some... by Technician · · Score: 1

      I think it should be "Even if you play, you probably won't win"


      Remember the rules. Buy low, sell high. My $18 options were great when the stock peaked over $60. Options granted two years ago however are worthless... maybe, probably. Options I get now are in the slumps. They might be useful in 10 years.. I'll hang on to them and see. Maybe the market will spike again before then. I like dips in the market.. Buy low... Sell high. It's just discouraging sometimes that the time between buy low and sell high are so far apart.

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      The truth shall set you free!
  83. Private Sector ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently working for a Privately Held company, and the benefits are one of the main reasons I'm with the company. I have full medical and full dental (only minus is a lack of vision). On top of that, we have stock options (albeit restricted due to the private nature of the company), and a profit sharing bonus that over the last 3 years has been 25% of salary due to booming business and low staff.

    Although it might be rare, the company mindset is that the reason we're doing as well as we are is the benefits. The CEO of the company routinely defends our profit sharing and other benefits and company-wide meetings as a well deserved benefit for hard work. Now of course there is a degree of bull in there, but there is never any talk of reducing benefits. On the other hand, management meetings routinely discuss that we'd likely lose people in the event of a loss of benefits (especially profit sharing).

    I think it depends on the company. Public holdings are likely to be less generous these days, but small privates I don't see it.

  84. Outsourcing benefits by dubl-u · · Score: 1

    fully funding your IRA, 401K, SEP IRA, what-have-you [...] Paying quarterly taxes is a bitch

    Well, there's no way to make it cheaper, but there are ways to make it easier. For the last few years I've used companies that let me, more or less, outsource the paperwork to somebody else. I've heard them called employer-of-record services.

    The basic deal is that I go on doing my contracting thing, except that when we get to signing the paperwork, I have my client call them. Then the shell company invoices my client and pays me regular paychecks after deducting for whatever benefits (401k, health, dental, life insurance) that I choose to buy from the menu of options they've set up.

    It's great in that it let me focus on the stuff I like (finding and doing the work) while they take care of all of hassle of benefits, invoicing, and taxes. It's especially nice to have them play bad cop when a client is late paying an invoice.

    I've used Zero Chaos in the past, but didn't like them much. A couple of years back I switched to mybizoffice.com which, other than the dorky name, has been great. They've been flexible about contracts and billing arrangements, and they always pay on time.

  85. Stock Options Not Worth It by smack.addict · · Score: 1

    Unless you are a major player in a company, stock options are always worth more to the company than they are to the employee. They are therefore a stupid tool to use for compensation when, for the same value to the company, it is possible to provide something of greater value to the employee.

  86. Cuz options suck by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Aside from being paid in risk, and listing your bonus as a capital gain, options aren't terribly great. Why not get paid in actual stock?

    If you worked for Microsoft, would you rather have options or stock when they pay out an unprecedentedly huge dividend? The answer is stock. Not to mention that options dont have voting rights, etc. In my line of work, I'd rather be paid for performance than marginal increases in performance.

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  87. A soggy deal by Wansu · · Score: 2, Interesting


    The last company I worked for gave stock options in leiu of higher salary. It turned out to be a soggy deal. Several of the ranking officers of the company were indicted on charges of industrial espionage and theft of trade secrets after raids on the corporate headquareters turned up source code they'd stolen from their former employer, a competitor. This and subsequent court rulings and announcements sent the stock on a wild rollercoaster ride. The situation for employees was made even worse by the onerous restrictions placed on the sale of stock which included requiring employees to use a company designated broker, thereby giving the company an effective pinchpoint to prevent lots of shares being sold at once. After frustrating rounds of phone tag, many gave up. Another restriction was a "blackout" period when sales were prohibited. These were 3 week time windows centered on the announcement of quarterly earnings.

    When I left, I was vested for about 1000 shares and had options on 700 more. But they were underwater and stayed that way until the options expired. Finally, the restriction to use their broker was lifted and I handed the certificates to my broker who sold them after a favorable court ruling caused the price to spike. I bagged $8k after taxes, chump change considering all the 60 hour weeks I'd put in there.

    I worked another place that gave large cash bonuses. It was a small place with spartan benefits. You had to pay 1/2 your health insurance, for example. This bonus was based on how well the company did that year and the president's perception of your contribution. This created some interesting office politics. One miscue on your part, spotlighted by "concrened" coworkers might overshadow a whole year's worth of solid performance. Then there's the tax bite. Chawmp! It ain't like havin' a 401k. another disadvantage is that if you leave, you don't get a pro-rated portion of that year's bonus. At least the options are portable.

    Both stock options and lump sum bonuses lean on you. When much is "given", much is expected. But in each case there is too much stick and not enough carrot. I prefer a competitive wage and a 401k to options and large lump sum bonuses.

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  88. Hmm by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    If my company's stock triples in value, the last options they gave is still won't be worth shit. And the put options they bought to cover them left the company in a pretty mess, led to the resignation of the CEO (And his $59 million golden parachute) and may still be chronicled as one of the irrecoverable errors that led to the company's eventual demise in the future.

    So I'm inclined to say... nope. No stock options for you!

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  89. Why I'm glad company doesn't own my soul by rubee · · Score: 1

    Companies like Microsoft work for their stock options.Companies like Apple work for the end user. Open source efforts work for their developers. We need a model of business that serves all 3.

  90. IGNORE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...whatever the reigning conventional wisdom is.

    Everyone on this page is so *positive* they have it all figured out, that stock options are worthless.

    That should be a pretty good indication they are bound to make a comeback.

    If you are getting a decent salary and you like your work, don't sniff at those options.

  91. Stock options... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mine vest based on stock performance. In fact, we've closed above the necessary point for five consecutive trading days; five more and they'll be vested.

    Of course, I work in the Fortune 20 (also Global 50), so YMMV...

  92. OT: security deposits by TheClassic · · Score: 1

    Slightly off-topic but it reminds me of when I signed a lease last month. I have great credit and plenty of income to cover the bills. Instead of paying a $500 security deposit the apartment manager was trying to do my a favor by letting me pay an $80 non-refundable bond for security insurance. Basically I had to pay an $80 fee to a company that would claim any damages from me for the apartment company. Now why would I want to pay $80 non-refundable vs $500 refundable in 12 months. When compared, the $500 is like getting an $80 return on a $420 investment.

    1. Re:OT: security deposits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's worth it if you have a crappy landlord who'll charge you at least $100 in "damages" because the carpet had some dust in it, the walls "needed" to be painted, and the window screen is broken (which you reported 8 months ago and the landlord never got around to fixing).

    2. Re:OT: security deposits by TheClassic · · Score: 1

      Either way I would still have to pay the $100. If I paid the $80, the third-party would pay the $100 on my behalf, and then collect it from me. The alternative is a good choice if you are signing an extrememly long lease. For example, 10 years, where the additional $420 stands a chance of having a better return if invested.

  93. You're going to hate me for this by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

    I started working at this new place about two months ago. My salary is high five-digits, about a 14% increase over my last job, and I got many, many, many, many stock options. Of course, the likelihood they'll pan out is ... small. But if they do ...

    Oh, worst part? Free food, free drinks, great people to work with, and sane management (well, for some value of 'sane'. My boss works crazy hours, but seems to feel that other people working those same hours is unhealthy. Pot. Kettle.)

    These places exist. They're rare, though.

    And at least one of them is hiring :)

    1. Re:You're going to hate me for this by gujo-odori · · Score: 2

      They do exist.

      I'm not making as much as you are (mid-fives with a bullet), but I have a decent amount of stock options at can't-lose strike price in a not-yet publicly traded but profitable IT company, and in less than a year and a half have gone from being a member of my team to being the manager of my team. My work environment sounds a lot like yours (free food is hit or miss, but we do have Starbucks for our coffee machine), and it's a pretty happy place.

      I'm glad this one was hiring when I was looking :-)

  94. Speaking of CEOs... by cr0sh · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just how in the world does one become one, anyhow?

    What company was it, recently (in the news), where the CEO was hired, "led" the company for 18 months, the board fired him, but gave him a HUGE severance package - upwards of 100+ million - that got the stockholders of the company in a tizzy and now they are suing the board (and the former CEO, maybe)?

    I'll tell you what - let me run your company - any company. I certainly can't do any worse than any of these other bozo's - hell, I bet I could do better. You can even have me at a bargain: make my salary $75,000 a year, and if I don't do good after a year, cut me loose with a $2 million severance package.

    Hell, that has to be a bargain - come on - someone out there needs a CEO, and I am serious!!! I will run your company, and you get my services cheap.

    It galls me - that someone can run a company into the ground over 18 months and be cut loose with a severance package that will dwarf my total lifetime earning potential. Idiots making bank - what kind of screwed up crazy world is this?

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    1. Re:Speaking of CEOs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just how in the world does one become one, anyhow?

      In my experience, the usual career progressions seems to be from Sales. Although Sales isn't terribly taxing of the parts of your brain used for hacking code, I can say - as a techie who went freelance for a bit - that Sales is harder than it looks. It requires a fair bit of courage, tenacity, selfishness and sheer chutzpah in order to be successful at Sales.

  95. Re:Try options as retention incentives... by ktlyst · · Score: 1

    Not performance incentives. If you are marketable, then people might want to hire you away. Options that vest over time give you an incentive to stay at the company, and it does cost a lot to add new employee, in training, and also long term knowledge of the people who are there.

  96. Re:Freelance by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

    For every tale of woe you can share about stock options, I can show you a dozen multi-M$ homes in Saratoga, Los Gatos, and Woodside that tell a different story.

    Open your eyes Conner. Work hard and choose the right employer.

  97. Stock options like toilet paper? by serutan · · Score: 1

    Back in my day, companies didn't even hand out toilet paper. You were lucky if they let you go to the bathroom at all. That's why we didn't drink coffee. Not that we could afford it anyway. Free pop? Hah! You want free pop, you go see that Julia Roberts. Now there's a fine looking woman. Hey, you kids get off my lawn! Where's my TV Guide?

  98. You are a moron by cbraescu1 · · Score: 1

    "Worthiness" of a job is the ratio of supply vs. demand.

    It has nothing to do with how much money makes that job to the employer, because nobody ever cares about that.

    Imagine that engineer position makes a -20,000 dollars hole in the company. Are you implying the engineer applying for that particular job shall pay the company $20,000 instead of being paid?

    You seem not to understand basics of economics, sorry.

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  99. Re:Stock, not stock options by kmmatthews · · Score: 1

    Ooops :( Sorry about that, I guess I am getting stock. Crawls safely back to c++... ;)

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  100. Stock options = Mock options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bingo. Same here. You are right on.

  101. My father-in-law... by TheReal_BarkMan · · Score: 1

    My father-in-law gave me great advice back in 1999 prior to the .bomb regarding stock options.

    "Stock Options are high-risk because you are not diversifying."

    He recommended doing a good job on your job. Look for a better job if need/want to. And let this be the only risk you take with that company.

    Take your risk capital and place focused investments in serval other companies.

    The biggest danger with stock options is to _ever_ assume that they will be worth anything except as a fire starter. Manage expectations down. If, in the rare case, they hit, then fantastic. Cash in half and throw a small party.

  102. Classy! by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

    You seem not to understand basics of economics, sorry.

    You do not seems to understand that THERE IS MORE TO ECONOMICS THAN THE BASICS.

    Instead of calling someone a moron because they aren't saying things that argee with what you learned in "Econ. for Dummies" THINK. Think about those rules you're treating as gospel and think about the examples I've given of them being totally off base.

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  103. Of course there is a turn around... by Blitzenn · · Score: 1

    Yea my company dropped all compensation, including health benefits. At least I still have a job while many of my friends are either unemployed, working for peanuts or at another trade altogether. IT employment sucks nationally right now with employers feeling empowered and grabbing back everything they can while singing that they have to because of their bottom line. My company has posted the largest profit statement ever and still say that they have to cut to survive. Two faced talking is more common than ever in this industry.

  104. No no, well, it IS even more complicated by beakburke · · Score: 1
    "See my point? In the REAL WORLD it IS possible to buy something for less than its worth. "

    Of course, and that's what an economist would call consumer (or producer) surplus. At any given price there are people who would have been willing to buy it at a higher price (it's worth more to them than what they are paying) and sellers who would be willing to sell for a lower price. Only those right on the margin are getting no more value than it is worth. Everyone else is getting more than that. And thats the crux of it. It's the marginal people that determine the prices.

    Of course NO the model is "true". The truth is incredibly more complex contains a nearly infinite amount of data. Models are inherently a simplification of the complex. Good models aren't true, they are useful. The power of economic "laws" isn't that they are perfect, but that they are good predictors of real world behavior.

    PS: Your joke about the economist is wrong/incomplete (he's walking with a finance guy, and you are missing the ending). As to the points about macroeconomics versus microeconomics and unemployment, I would add that your understanding is incomplete, but that comes with more education naturally.

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  105. My company offers and excellant stock package. by retrev · · Score: 1

    It's 100% vested immediately and matched 20% (lots of people use this as a way to increase a portion of their pay check). However, although I'm a software engineer only my division would be considered IT as the main company is a packaging company. It is a nice perk tho as our stock (BLL) keeps going up.

  106. I think I'm getting screwed by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    At my company, we have no stock options or profit sharing at all, and as far as I know that is not going to change in the near or far future. Raises are basically limited to a marginal amount above cost of living. We do have a 401k plan, but you have 0% vesting for the first two years, becoming fully vested only after 7 years of service. Health coverage is pretty good, however. All that said, why aren't we getting more here? I'm not sure, but it probably has to do with people at the top thinking, "I can hire a kid out of college, so why should I give YOU anything?" I don't think that most business people appreciate or acknowledge experience in the IT field.

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  107. Well duh by beakburke · · Score: 1

    Of course economists can't predict the future because they can't predict future events. If they could, they'd be Miss Cleo, not economists. What they CAN do is make predictions (if X then Y) that are fairly accurate ex ante, but not very accurate ex post.

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    1. Re:Well duh by Triskele · · Score: 1

      Well, as you say, duh! Good predictions after the event is what voodoo, magic and many other 'disciplines' are very good at. The measure of science has been its ability to predict before the event. Basic statistics is behind most of economics' better predictions. Economics has no stable philosophical foundation (do you choose Marx, Keynes or Friedman). Its basic axioms are bunk (most people don't spend their money rationally). And at the end of the day it has its head up the arse of politics.

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  108. Dot Bust horror story by SirLanse · · Score: 1

    I ran across a horror story to avoid. Programmer gets options, IPO happens and value flys. FTC resticts ability to sell options for first year. IRS taxes new high value as income. Company goes BOOM before programmer can sell stocks. He is still on the hook for the taxes. With salary and benefits, 3 years work cost him $100 grand. I will be happy with my salary.

    1. Re:Dot Bust horror story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Either the US tax system is more screwed than I imagined, or he left it too long between exercising his options and selling the shares. The whole point of options is to exercise and then sell almost immediately, minimizing the chance that the stock will tank in the intervening period between those two actions. This article gives more info on the two basic types of stock options, apparently from a US point-of-view. It strikes me that either he was badly advised regarding handling the one year lock-in period (which is common practice for insiders - normally, you'd only exercise after the lock-in period) or he ignored the advice which was given.

  109. WHOOPS! by beakburke · · Score: 1

    That should be "fairly accurate ex post, but not very accurate ex ante". I had them reversed in the parent post!!

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  110. Slight clarification - not that anyone cares... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Sorry to reply to my own post.

    In typical slashdot fashion, my first post was slapped out quickly. I shouldn't have said I don't feel rich. I should have said I can't act rich (given my own priorities, and the tax bite). The main point I was trying to make was that stock options are the "two birds in the bush" whereas cash was the "bird in the hand".

    I do realize I am blessed with my wealth (and health and family). I am quite happy with my lot in life, and appreciate my position relative to others. I have worked hard to get where I am, but I am not accelerating my efforts. I am not out grubbing for more money. I have enough for my needs.

    I have had opportunities for even higher-paying jobs; with suit-wearing, traveling, and a life-sucking commutes. Working from home, being here when my kids come home from school is what I want.

    I spend most of my "free cash flow" on things like education for my children, some goes to charity, and a lot goes toward the aforementioned retirement account. The single biggest expenditures in my budget are taxes.

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  111. $1400? Is that a week? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, if that's a month, she'd be better off setting up a day care center and looking after 10 kids a day. Because that will pay far better than $1400 a month. Plus when you have kids, the decision about her staying "home" will already be made.

  112. Purpose of Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People need to keep in mind the reason why stock Options were developed in the first place. They were not for the casual investor, nor for compensation purposes. The main purpose of options is leverage. They were designed to allow INVESTORS the ability to take equity positions with a lot more leverage. For pure equity, options give a higher degree of leverage than either short selling or buying on margin.

    For all intensive purposes, options are insurance. They allow you to take a bet on a stock (added benefit is that you can bet on direction) and only have to outlay a small percentage relative to the actual value of the stock.

  113. Yes by Pizentios · · Score: 0

    Yeah for sure i have. I currently have the option of buying in to the company. We get a dividen every year around feb. We also have a RSP program through the company that works very well. However the employee ownership is still the best thing. Since 1996 with an investment of $2000 i now have a account worth over $50,000. Not bad for a 21 year old.

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  114. college socialism by peter303 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I went to college, my dollar went further because so many services are subsidized there. You get cut rate rent, food, entertainment, library, internet, education etc. When leaving college, the cash flow in my life nearly tripled, but I didnt feel better off because, the cost of living tripled too.

    1. Re:college socialism by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      sing it brotha, and remember kids, those student loans you get have to eventually be paid off!

    2. Re:college socialism by g1zmo · · Score: 1

      What you say makes no sense to me.

      Why is my rent cut-rate just because I'm in college? Are you saying that if I were to drop out of school, my landlord would raise my rent? And I sure don't remember ever getting a college discount at the grocery store. Library? I don't know what country you're from, but in the US the libraries are free to everyone. My cable internet service costs me the same amount of money as it does you. And education? I don't even know what you mean. That's what I pay $400 an hour for - at a cheap state school. To what financial burden of yours are you comparing tuition costs?

      Your cost of living may have tripled, but that's purely by choice. One is not required to jump into a mortgage, car loan, marriage, etc. as soon as you first get hired out of school. And student loans are not forced upon anyone - they are completely voluntary.

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  115. Risk vs. Reward by Duck+of+Death · · Score: 1

    We've all seen the stories about secretaries or customer service reps who worked for company X, receiving stock in lieu of some pay before said company hit it big and the peon was able to cash out with $1 million dollars or more. But let's face it - if you are a 75-100k per year developer and are granted options that could make you a millionaire in a few years, it's very, very, VERY unlikely to happen. Big money like that just doesn't roll down to the rank and file. Look at it this way - every person between you and the CEO's office has MORE options than you. Also, most of the higher ups will have better terms on their shares so they can cash out sooner. Owners, CEOs and Presidents will be able to sell giant blocks of shares immediately, while your options will vest over 5 years or something.

    The fact is, unless you have the power to stack the deck in your favor, or someone with power is willing to stack the deck on your behalf, larger rewards are the result of taking larger risks. Since the value of options won't go any lower than zero, larger risk means a greater likelihood that the value will go to zero.

    Personal story - The company I work for uses performance shares. If you do some stellar piece of work, you might be rewarded with shares that increase in value based on company performance and automatically vest and pay out after 2 years. I did some great work in 2000, was awarded shares my boss said could be worth $15,000. The timing proved to be dismal and the shares ended up being worth $1,900 at the end of 2002. That kind of pissed me off because it means I didn't get rewarded very much for work that even today saves them time and money. Of course, by 2002, everyone just shrugs their shoulders, says, "Well, we tried", and then asks, "What have you done for us lately?"

    It is extremely unlikely that you will get rich working for someone else. I'm not talking about working somewhere for 30 years, saving diligently and retiring at age 55 with a multimillion dollar nest egg. I'm talking about giant payouts that put hundreds of thousands of dollars or more in the pockets of anyone below the level of senior management. A company that makes millionaires out of its employees has to go find new employees.

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  116. Not always a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a good thing my company doesn't give stock options. It would be more of a liability for the employees.

  117. How to value them? by GlobalEcho · · Score: 1

    [I was a quant working at a major bank until leaving this year]

    Putting a value on those options is itself a matter of some contention. Basically, employee stock options (ESO) nearly always have a strike K bigger than the current stock price S when they are granted. The value of the option lies in the fact that it is reasonably likely that at some later date, K>S.

    So, a foolish measure of value would be intrinsic value: i.e. MAX(0, S-K). There is a formula called the Black-Scholes formula used for pricing options with only one allowable exercise date, and no other special features. That formula is quite inappropriate for pricing ESO, since ESO come with lots of other quirks, including vesting periods, stock holding periods, employee attrition, and (not least) lengthy time intervals in which they are exercisable.

    Of course, to accountants even the BS formula is exotic. Rather than using a proper model (hinted at in FASB 123 with the moniker "binomial model") to price the options, accountants prefer to use BS, and then "adjust" the results as they see fit to account for the various features. The results of this are better than just using intrinsic value of course, but not by much.

    I developed a model for the bank to use in pricing its ESO. It was reasonably correct, in the sense that it used the traditional approach of a trinomial tree to model the stochastic process followed by the stock price, along with code to account for the various quirks of our options. It still had manipulable inputs, such as volatility, but at least accountants would have to have justified their values.

    Of course, internal politics killed the model in favor of the BS formula, and arbitrary accountant's adjustments. If that's what happened in a major bank, with the generally stated goal to transparently publish numbers, and with guys like me around to develop models like that...well, how much are you going to be able to trust the option expenses published by other companies?

    I hope that FASB fixes this, and deprecates the use of the BS formula in inappropriate contexts.

  118. ISOs, FASB by freality · · Score: 1

    The (main) reason ISOs are going away is that companies now have to account for them as an expense in earnings reports, instead of including an optional footnote, which used to be the case.

    Everyone who was anyone (e.g. Bill G, Warren B) has known for years that not expensing ISO options was, a, uh, scam, sham, hoodwink.. and just generally dishonest, but a great way to inflate earnings.

    The situation was roughly this: A offers a worker $100k, while B offers $90k + $10k options.. B says "Gee, with A I'd have a higher salary, but with B, I might get rich!".

    B then gets the worker and reports only $90k of expense. Better yet, they don't have to pay out on those options for years, and the tax implications are different (feel free to comment on the taxes if you know the details). Even better, since they have "lower operating expense", they have higher earnings.. and so the value of the options increases, and now the company can trade options for salary more effectively, by offering $80k + $10k options for that same employee. And this just keeps going, with companies like Microsoft hiring grade-A developers for ~$50k during the .com boom, until the bubble burst and all those options were worth jack, and institutional investors (largely pention funds, like the California Teacher's Union) lose their shorts too.

    So in short, options are fine just so long as they're not abused! By groups of people who hold profit a higher value than anything else!

    i.e. they're just another scam.

    More details, including how Joe Lieberman ran point on the effort to keep the scam going, here:

    http://freality.org/~pablo/essays/microsoft.html

  119. My company offers two stock options . . . by EEgopher · · Score: 1

    take it or leave it.

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  120. my experience at a large tech company by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    i have worked for a large (35k employees) tech company for 8 years. all of this time i have been getting (modest) stock options, and also dumping a significant portion of my paycheck into employee stock purchase plans.

    at this point, all of the options are underwater, or close to it. they still give options, but at this point it sort of comes with a an embarassed little chuckle from my manager, like "this is the best we can do". i guess i don't have a point. options are a gamble, and a lot of us lost. easy come, easy go.

  121. Still want to dump your management job? by heroine · · Score: 1

    Face it. Somewhere between project management and engineer the stock options cut off. That's the way it's been for most of human history. It isn't a new phenomenum, just one which was briefly forgotten in 1999.

    More interestingly is how dumping management jobs for low end programming jobs was all the rage in the nineties. Everyone kept saying how their management jobs sucked and how they loved programming. Now they're once again learning why they got out of programming in the first place.

    Now, just like the 80's they're hopping jobs clinging to whatever hope that one day they might get snapped up for a big corporate management job so they can have stock options. Yes, the mundane administrative world had its benefits and it once again does.

  122. Re:Run away screaming NO NO NO NO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then they all work for crap companies. I've been happily riding my stocks (grants, + two types of options) through 10 years and at least 5 splits. They put siding and a roof on my house, bought me two cars, paid for some vacations, and the rest is sitting there until retirement. I *Love* options.

  123. Again, how is it corporate welfare? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "corporate welfare in the form of H-1b(which let them compensate employees in immigration rights instead of paying them like real businesses do"

    Again, how is it corporate welfare? How much are such visas actually sold for otherwise?

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    1. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      Read the definition of corporate welfare as orginally coined by Ralph Nader. The idea is an asset is transfered for far less than its market value. If visas were sold at auction, they'd easily generate $50K each--and companies get them for simply being first in line. That is a giveway. The reason we know that these visas have a higher economic value:
      1) the visas run out on the first day of quota coming available.
      2) the young men that get these visas can easily
      leverage possession of these visas into hard
      cash(i.e. look at the dowry market in India).

    2. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      Here is how H-1b visa expansion was bought.
      Basically the major computer/internet corporations massively expanded their level of donations. The big expansions happened in 1998 and 2000--and the donors got good return on their congressional investments. Basically a bunch of congressmen sold their offices-and major media said nothing.

    3. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      Again, how is it corporate welfare? You have failed to show that it is. Your arguments seem to be colored by some sort of hatred for immigrants or something. Is it based on race? Or what?

      Will you next argue that oxygen in the air is corporate welfare? The government does not sell it.... but (like with the visas) it could, you know!

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    4. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      Have you ever read _anything_ Nader, the man the coined the term corporate welfare, had to say about what corporate welfare is. Corporate welfare isn't just cash payments or subsidies-it includes preferential legislation that lets someone rich have something for nothing. Citizenship rights are at a certain level a funny kind of property rights--like property rights in land--and those citizenship rights include a share in various public lands and other public assets. Countries with sane immigration policies select for immigrants they see as benefiting their country as a whole in some substantial way--the expansion of the H-1b program gave corporations the right to make those kinds of decisions. The American public was overwhelmingly against the expansion of the H-1b program. Congress was paid over $113 Million in campaign donations to enact an unpopular policy that was specifically profitable to the corporations involved. Do you have any evidence that the H-1b program acted to increase the value of public assets in America as oppose to simply spread them around among more people? What I just see is a law that decreased the value of US citizenship for US tech workers-and let corporations use that value for their own benefit. That fits Nader's classical definition of corporate welfare.

    5. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      I think the issue of hatred here is that you hate the idea of social welfare programs that are in fact pretty popular here in the US. I honestly hope that someday you get the chance to experience unbridled Randite capitalism-I expect the reality will be rather different than you expectations/hopes.

      I personally have no desire to experience Randite capitalism. I see it as just an excuse to enrich a small group of people and recreate de facto conditions of slavery/indentured servitude.

    6. Re:Again, how is it corporate welfare? by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      No, some countries _do_ sell visas-or have fees so that the demand and supply are somewhat in sync. I've heard canada does this with certain visas. US corps bought congress to avoid that practice because it gave US corps the abilty to lure employees at the expense of US workers rather than the expense of the companies profiting.

      At other times, citizenship, required _doing something_ to earn it. Giving away H-1b visas is simply watering down the value of US citizenship. I'm saying _no_ visas should be "given" away. The fees should be such that the supply equals the demand-and work or immigration visas should be allocated only when there is clear benefit to the public--and few risks passed onto the public.

      I see no evidence that the corporate welfare of H-1b has produced great technical innovation(as was promised). Basically, one particular, politically unpopular profession was targeted for foreign competition-which has meant mass exodus of US citizens from computer science programs. What is wrong with this? Well it was a decision made by political bribery and against popular will-and those things don't matter much to you. In economic terms:
      US citizenship is a pecular kind of property right. It carries with it a share of public lands--and access to public resources like roads. Foreigners were willing to work to gain access to those resources-and the H-1b program was structured so that essentially private companies were using access to those public resources as a form of compensation. This is little different than if a company could use a share in your home equity to compensate their employees.

  124. so what's the strike price and when does it hit? by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Seriously what's the strike price and when can you take it? Usually they are least a year out, so in one year if Google is XXXXXX.....? what's the deal?

  125. Options to force retention by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    Mature companies like Microsoft have switched from options (who really thinks their stock will increase enough to make their stock will increase enough to make the options valueable?)
    Apparently not that many think its stock will increase and the options have been "underwater" for a long time. Last year at about this time around MS instituted a buy back plan for the underwater options. About about half of eligible employees sold their underwater stock options, but only small holders were allowed to sell all and none were allowed to sell during 2004. Employee retention was cited as the main reason for blocking 2004.

    Starting 2005, however, MS employees can resume selling which means they can bail and look for a job elsewhere without losing their options. C'mon. Do you see anyone doing anything other than bailing?

    Yes, Ballmer's making all kind of noise, but security and quality problems are starting to cut into MS' bottom line. OpenOffice.org is cutting into the applications profit. Linux is cutting into their server profit and just starting to edge into the desktop arena. Areas like embedded systems have MS listed as a no-show. If litigation and a patent war don't pull things up next year, MS is out of the way for good.

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  126. So it is not corporate welfare by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Read the definition of corporate welfare as orginally coined by Ralph Nader"

    Nader makes the mistake of including much that is not welfare at all (such as tax breaks) as welfare.

    "If visas were sold at auction, they'd easily generate $50K each"

    However, you seem to be admitting that nothing like this is ever sold: it is always given away for free... to ANY immigrant. It is not welfare at all, in any way. It is just permitting freedom to people.

    What is wrong with this immigration anyway? If there is anything wrong with the H1B visa system, it is that it is too restrictive.

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    1. Re:So it is not corporate welfare by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      The first question: is it consistent to include current US immigration practices under the definition of Corporate Welfare Nader uses. You can say that Nader's definition is a bad concept-the first question is it consistent to exclude those immigration practices from that term.

      Also, the H-1b immigration rights _were_ sold. Congress sold their offices over the objection of over 80% of the US public. Now, you say all you want about "freedom"--but freedom that involves de facto bribery and subversion of the democratic process is a pretty questionable "freedom".

      I'm familar with the economic arguments that you can have open borders and broad based economic prosperity. I see little truth to these arguments-the idea you can have open boarders between the US and India or Mexico without having negative effect on US wages is nutty(yet respeced economists suggest that is the case). From my perspective, open borders benefits larger property owners-many of whom use political means to defend their property at the expense of people that have little more than their labor to sell.

      I find it curious that some "free market" advocates are so quick to defend property rights that tend to concentrated into the hands of few-and have relatively little concern for those infringements of freedom that tend to affect folks at a broader scale.

    2. Re:So it is not corporate welfare by randall_burns · · Score: 1

      I think what you are missing here:these immigration rights are obtained at low cost by corporations, but the H-1b holders must work very hard to get access to these immigration rights. Immigration rights aren't _always_ give away for free. In Canada and New Zealand, the fees are sometimes substantial and you must in some cases show you have substantial amount of money you intend to invest in the country. My basic argument is that the US government ought to price these immigration rights at a level that benefits the existing US citizenry and that companies sponsoring these visas ought to assume liability for the problems caused by mass immigration. For example, not all visa holders are here for peaceful reasons. Whoever sponsors a visa should purchase an insurance policy that covers damage done by the visa holder. For example, the public absorbed about $500 Billion in damages done by the 911 terrorist-that damage shouldn't be paid for by the general public.

      I'm _not_ objecting to the immigrants per se. I am objecting to companies whose profits depend on irresponsibly passing costs onto the general public or taking risks with public safety.

    3. Re:So it is not corporate welfare by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
      "You can say that Nader's definition is a bad concept"

      Yes, because he includes much that is not a giveaway.

      "Also, the H-1b immigration rights _were_ sold"

      No, they were not. The visas are given out for free.

      "I'm familar with the economic arguments that you can have open borders and broad based economic prosperity"

      I don't favor "open borders". The borders should be open only to workers. Not to terrorists or welfare bums. It is nutty to place artificial barriers between the best workers and jobs.

      "From my perspective, open borders benefits larger property owners"

      The main benificiaries are working people.

      " find it curious that some "free market" advocates are so quick to defend property rights that tend to concentrated into the hands of few"

      Ah, the myth of "concentration". I don't defend such myths.

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  127. Again, how is it corporate welfare? by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "I think the issue of hatred here is that you hate the idea of social welfare programs I personally have no desire to experience Randite capitalism"

    Nor do I. I've had many arguments with Randists. However, we diverge from the original question: How is it corporate welfare? Apparently, visas are never sold, so there is no money being given. What is wrong with letting the best workers get jobs?

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  128. Not corporate welfare in any way. by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1
    "Immigration rights aren't _always_ give away for free. In Canada and New Zealand"

    So you are talking about rights for individuals, that are unfairly restricted in other countries? Allowing freedom like this is not corporate welfare in any way.

    "My basic argument is that the US government ought to price these immigration rights at a level that benefits the existing US citizenry "

    The best price is free. The immigrants end up paying taxes, so you get the "benefit for the citizenry". They also do productive work: this builds America.

    "For example, not all visa holders are here for peaceful reasons"

    You have a good point on this. Screen out the terrorists. However, this is a straw-man argument on your side when you realize that this situation applies to the tiniest fraction of immigrants (and virtually none of the Mexicans and Indians you are railing against).

    "Whoever sponsors a visa should purchase an insurance policy that covers damage done by the visa holder"

    This would invite frivolous lawsuits in which someone who didn't do something would be sued for something someone else did. One way to avoid this is to not have visas be "sponsored": just allow them anyway.

    "Billion in damages done by the 911 terrorist-that damage shouldn't be paid for by the general public"

    These should be paid for by the terrorist organizitions themselves. They are the ones involved.

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