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  1. Re:Amazing! They've invented... on Machine Condenses Drinking Water Out of Thin Air · · Score: 1

    The only way to dry air is rain, snow, mixing with drier air, dew, and frost.

    And one of those machines.

  2. Re:Three ways on Getting Hired As an Entry-Level Programmer? · · Score: 1

    This is a very good point. Being a programmer doesn't have to mean working for a company that produces software. There are a lot of places that could really use some custom software but don't want or need an entire development staff. I'm the all-around IT guy for a sporting goods company. I do a lot of regular support stuff, but I've also written a lot of software (inventory control, secure database, point-of-sale, scheduling). If nothing else I'm making my resume look good and I'll have nothing but good references if/when I choose to move on. Also, this job wasn't advertised. I was caught being a geek in public and was told I should stop in and apply.

  3. Re:Sounds like bullshit to me... on Qantas Blames Wireless For Aircraft Incidents · · Score: 1

    cars don't routinely have all sorts of weirdass control failures caused by people talking on mobile phones

    Actually, they do, but I assume you meant failures caused by the phones themselves and not the muppets trying to talk on them while driving.

  4. Re:So it's become real... on Where Has All My Spam Gone? · · Score: 1

    Actually yes, and I'm afraid I have bad news. He's dying from some rare disease. He asked me to help him transfer his savings to you.

  5. Re:It's good to be king... on USAF Violates DMCA, Escapes Unscathed · · Score: 1

    Our republic is ruled by members chosen from the citizenry by the people.

    What? I thought they were chosen by those machines...

  6. Re:What a crock on Geohashing Meets an Angry Rancher With Firearms · · Score: 1

    You must have different coyotes than the lazy, solitary mutts that live around here and scavenge for easy food rather than trying to take on big things like livestock by themselves.

  7. Re:To be a fly on a hut wall on Previously Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Photographed · · Score: 1

    They would, but they keep throwing up their hands.

  8. Re:How about retractable... on Frog Resembles X-Men's Wolverine · · Score: 1

    Please, it's an action figure!

  9. Re:Or you could just breed your dog on Get the Family Dog Cloned · · Score: 1

    You don't hear stories of cats mauling their owners faces off. Missed this one then, I guess...http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/10/04/roy.attacked/
  10. Re:Oh come on on New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash · · Score: 5, Funny

    Urine for some serious modding..

  11. Re:solved within 7hrs... on Breaking the Fermilab Code · · Score: 1

    BASSE is French for "low" which could have something to do with bit ordering.

  12. Patent Scented on German Firms Patent Scented Text Messaging · · Score: 1

    What does a patent smell like, anyway?

  13. Re:When is China coming to play? on Second Galileo Test Satellite Now in Orbit · · Score: 1

    So to the rest of the world, what's the apparent difference between someone blowing up your satellite and you inadvertently screwing it up on your own? I know which is easier to believe. I understand your point, and I'm not challenging the idea of building another system for its own sake. If you're going to be paranoid about the U.S. you might as well be all-out paranoid. Otherwise, just relax and take comfort in the knowledge that the U.S. government is guiding you to your destination (ok, that is pretty scary).

  14. Re:When is China coming to play? on Second Galileo Test Satellite Now in Orbit · · Score: 1

    You say that like they couldn't shut off the others at will. They probably wouldn't even shut their own off, they'd just make it wrong and not tell anyone else.

  15. Re:Wrong way round on NBC to Create Programs Centered on Sponsors · · Score: 1

    Would the show suffer so much if it was sponsored by Victoria's Secret, Smirnoff, and Trojan? In Soviet Russia, commercials have TV shows.
  16. Re:That may happen on Nuked Coral Reef Bounces Back · · Score: 4, Funny

    Coconuts tend to be blown off of trees during storms. Then they float a LONG distance. Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
  17. Re:Sounds dangerous....but bogus on VR Study Says 40% of Us Are Paranoid · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's funny. I was thinking if xkcd came up here, it would be referencing this one.

  18. Re:If getting drivers to slow down was the point.. on New Service Maps Speed Traps By Cell Phone · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sounds familiar. Check this out: http://www.newromesucks.com/main.html.

  19. Re:A.I... on Programmer Buys Original Ada Lovelace Painting On eBay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, so just following your lead here....
    Colin Clive played Dr. Frankenstein in the 1931 movie, then was in Clive of India (1935) with Don Ameche, who was in Things Change (1988) with Clark Gregg, who was in The Air I Breathe (2007) with Kevin Bacon.

  20. Re:I actually agree with the article. on Americans Don't Care About Domestic Spying ? · · Score: 1

    I don't care if they watch, so long as I get a copy of the tape.

  21. Re:why is texas a win for her? on Clinton Takes Ohio, Texas; McCain Seals The Deal · · Score: 1

    So you have the military-industrial complex, you have the medical-industrial complex, you have the financial industry, you have the communications industry. So...the Ministry of Peace, the Ministry of Love, the Ministry of Plenty, and the Ministry of Truth.
  22. In other words.. on More Spacecraft Velocity Anomalies · · Score: 1

    "We apologize for the inconvenience."

  23. Re:Cats and newspapers on Killer Military Robot Arms Race Underway? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Until someone can build an automatic vacuum cleaner that does not try to eat my cat, or an automated lawnmower that does not trim the newspaper, I'm not going to worry. That is precisely why this does worry me.
  24. Re:warning labels on New 4100 Lumen Flashlight Can Set Things On Fire · · Score: 2, Funny

    E. Look at the beam while it lights the orange label on fire.

  25. Re:Chemical Dectectors.... on NYC Wants to Ban Geiger Counters · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't forget noses. They can detect all sorts of hazardous chemicals.