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  1. Re:It is most munificent of you, on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time.

    You misspelled slide rule, but point taken.

  2. Re:Why is this a problem? on Infineon Chipset May Be Cause of IPhone 3G Issues · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...unless AT&T has been lying to me.

    As an ATT stock holder, I thank you for believing those lies.
    Thank you, come again.

  3. Re:that's ok on Infineon Chipset May Be Cause of IPhone 3G Issues · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not your fault, it's genetic.

    Kids today! What ever happened to blaming it on society?

  4. Re:Zoning gone wild. on Home Science Under Attack In Massachusetts · · Score: 1

    Yeah... good idea.
    Maybe after that you can poke him in the chest and say "what are you going to do about it?"

    Best to not say anything to the cop that can be misconstrued
    as 'uncooperative', and then fight any government wrongs in court.

  5. Re:omg! Proof! on BSOD Makes Appearance at Olympic Opening Ceremonies · · Score: 1

    You are dual booting Windows and Linux Mr. Anderson.
    One of these has a future, and one of them does not.

  6. Re:poor russians on Google News Has Russian Army Invading Savannah, GA · · Score: 1

    You can get an Effingham Burger, or an Effingham Sandwich.

    Which one is spam free?

  7. Re:This is so misguided on Tracking Near-Earth Meteors With a 1.1 Petabyte Database · · Score: 1

    cheap porn flick I'd rather pay to not see in HD...

    Where all the participants (men and women) look and
    sound like Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
    Now in 1080p!

  8. Re:Degradation of rights for nothing on DHS Allowed To Take Laptops Indefinitely · · Score: 1

    ...making big trouble for moose and squirrel?

    Yes, Boris. They are even harassing Rocky and Bullwinkle.

  9. Re:Nanny State on The War Against Virtual Beer Pong · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...before the next generation is too afraid to go outside at all.

    That would surely be the death of /.

  10. Re:Beer Pong Video Game on The War Against Virtual Beer Pong · · Score: 1

    If you want to drink, just drink.
    Then you can play CoD4 and barf
    instead of wasting time on something pointless.

  11. Re:Nobody on Sen. Ted "Tubes" Stevens Is Indicted · · Score: 5, Funny

    McCain and Stevens have been opposing each other on key issues...

    Ah yes, the Geritol "Tastes great/Less Filling" debate.

  12. Re:Greetings, programs! on Bootleg Tron 2 Trailer Is Out In the Wild · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope he plays a thinly veiled UAC...

    Allow or Deny?

    Or in Dr Who speak: "Obey or Exterminate?"

  13. Re:Ok Lets try this... on Comcast Is Reading Your Blog · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear valued customer, we at Comcast wish to address your concerns
    and request that you contact our customer satisfaction engineers at 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

  14. Re:Simple solution on Lack of Bandwidth Oversight Damages HDTV Quality · · Score: 1

    What does "time allocated" mean?

    It means they butcher large blocks out of a movie so they can
    squeeze a 90 minute movie and an hour of commercials into two hours of broadcast.
    If you have ever watched TBS you know what I mean.

  15. Re:Finally on The First Paper-Based Transistors · · Score: 1

    Is this really so far fetched?
    We already have TP with embedded lotion and pleasant scents,
    why not a simple audio device that plays some soothing muzak.

  16. Re:Remember Kids: on GM, Utilities Partner To Advance Plug-In Hybrids · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sure Monster Cables will pay the license fee and sell a certified version for $2499.
    It will have a special filter to make the electrons more pure so as not to cause deposits in the electric motors.

  17. Re:Super Capacitors. on GM, Utilities Partner To Advance Plug-In Hybrids · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Most homes can't charge one of these things, at "pump speeds"

    How about a super capacitor based charger in the home that slowly fills from the grid and can provide a quick charge to the car? It could double as a squirrel population control device.

  18. Re:huh? on USAF Counter-Terror Funds Buy "Comfort Capsules" · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...the flight crew, didn't get anything like that

    No kidding. When I was in the army (early 80's) we flew on an air force C-130 from Frankfurt to Crete.
    The 'seats' were just web straps.
    The 'facilities' was a small, rectangular urinal (I assume it just flowed to the outside).
    I'm not sure what you are supposed to do if you need to take a crap on a long, slow flight.

    Has that improved any recently? It just seems like common sense to have a real bathroom. At the very least you don't want the pilot distracted by a large load he can't dump.

  19. Re:and on Diebold Patch May Be Evidence of '02 Election Tampering · · Score: 4, Funny

    Once was America, now the Uber-Banana Republic.

    Now is when we sing the UBR anthem...
    [hand on crotch] "Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas today."

  20. Re:30 Liters Per Day? on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's probably more difficult to get a badger to piss in a bottle than a human. It would also take a lot of badgers to generate 30 liters per day. I suppose a polar bear would generate more, but that causes other problems such as a shortage of interns to feed the bear.

  21. Re:space shuttle runs on 1970s computers on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 1

    With one MEGABYTE of ferris-core memory.

    Bueller?... Bueller?

  22. Re:Next... on Nintendo Unveils Wii MotionPlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...track entire body movement.

    Great, all the fat geek man boobs will animate Lara Croft on screen.

  23. Re:Clearly.... on Newly Discovered Young Galaxy Creates 4,000 Stars Per Year · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe Mexicans have a better sense of humor than Mormons.

  24. Blowing up the Earth? on Spammers Announce World War III · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crap, that's where I keep all my stuff.

  25. Re:so what on Referee Recommends Disbarment For Jack Thompson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...they'd have to think their viewers complete idiots.

    There might be a place for him as White House press secretary.