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  1. Re:Fireworks with no cannon?? on Disney Launches Fireworks With Compressed Air · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of the puny ones. The big suckers make quite a nice booooom :-)

  2. To a head on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 1

    I guess you could say his spamming ways finally came to a head huh?

  3. Re:this research is flawed... on Invisible Cloaks, Translucent Walls · · Score: 1

    Your sarcasm is soooo transparent!

  4. This will never fly..... on Zeppelin Flies Again · · Score: 1

    It's going to go over like a LEAD BALLOON!

    (sorry, but somebody was gonna say it)

  5. Re:More details please on Nanotube Non-Volatile Memory Entering Production · · Score: 1

    Hard drives have good density in two dimensions, but horrible in three dimensions because of the vast wasted space between platters (for the heads), and the platters themselves waste vast amounts of space in thickness (to provide rigidity I assume). Then there's all the space wasted by the head control mechanism. And all the space wasted by putting a round disk in a rectangle box... And for bearings... And a motor... None of those wastes would be present with solid state memory.

  6. Re:Life's worth of pictures on Nanotube Non-Volatile Memory Entering Production · · Score: 1

    Bingo! I want all my stuff in a little box in my pocket. It can get backed up every night while I sleep, and all day at work, for starters. In fact, I'll take two little boxes wherever I go and use them as mirrors, and back THAT up whenever I feel like it.

  7. Re:Ouch, on DNA Computer Detects, Treats Disease · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find that rather hard to swallow...

  8. Re:Surveillance vs. Records Retention on ACLU Sues FBI Over ISP Records · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    And then you get some 13 year old mod who thinks this is flamebait... A 13 year old who may just VOTE in five years.

  9. Re:A Poem! on BASIC Computer Language Turns 40 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OMG the mods are smokin' it today, that's funny as hell!

  10. Re:nice sensationalism on Diamond Age Approaching? · · Score: 1

    What does one crazy terrorist do with a crossbow? Kill a few people maybe.

    What does one crazy terrorist do with a machine gune? Kill a few people, loudly.

    How does one crazy terrorist build or buy a nuclear weapon and plant it in a large city? Pretty difficult.

    But, what if one crazy terrorist could build thousands of tiny bombs for very little money in the privacy of his own home?

    BIG difference here.

  11. Re:I'd do it on Technology Makes New Cars Too Expensive to Fix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mean I'd *gasp* be more exposed to my environment? I'll take it!!! Besides, I rather like a grimy environment, and I don't have issues with cleaning the place up every day.

    Every job has it's minuses, for sure, but I REALLY miss the physical activity I used to get. I just don't miss the crappy pay check :-)

  12. I'd do it on Technology Makes New Cars Too Expensive to Fix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    >> The best people to find are those who have worked in the IT [information technology] industry.

    Man I'd go back to that industry in a heart beat if they'd pay me anywhere near as well as I get paid for software dev... All this sitting in a sunless little dungeon room staring at a CRT all day is for the birds.

  13. Re:Dilbert, always ahead of the curve on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 1

    Yeah and the NSA is gonna love this. Invisible ink is cheap!

  14. Re:Punchcard on Sony Develops 25 GB Paper Disc · · Score: 1

    > Bad memories. Bad, bad memories.

    Maybe they used poor quality paper?

  15. Re:The Long Answer on Death by Coffee? · · Score: 1

    "Then you would die happy"
    "But you wouldn't remember it."

    But no hangover, yay!

  16. Lame... So obvious on Omniscience Protocol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What fun is it reading April fools jokes when they are so blatantly obvious before getting to the second sentence? Come on guys, where is the believability? Leave the obvious bull-shit to George Lucas, please?

  17. That would be really cool on Introducing RMS-Lint · · Score: 1

    Man I'd love to be able to require a lint-type program to be run on emails sent to me. Besides the obvious implications for spam, I think I'd need pretty much one rule on mine:

    NO FUCKING HTML!

    Who's with me?

  18. Re:oy on People with real l337 speak names? · · Score: 1

    Or maybe it's like saying McDonalds food is _______McGoodForYou... Nobody gonna believe it anyway...

  19. Horrible timing on Qwest To Offer 'Naked DSL' · · Score: 1

    Thx the Janet, there will probly be an ammendment to the constitution to stop such things as 'naked DSL'. Good idea, bad timing!

    (Go GW)

  20. Nice... on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager · · Score: 1

    The maker of the one desktop that doesn't have a pager is now patenting the desktop pager.

    WTF!!!

  21. But I don't wanna on Defending Earth From Asteroids With MADMEN · · Score: 1

    I like it here in my little dungeon cubicle with my computers and my coffee. I don't WANT to go to an asteroid!!!

  22. Ya know.... on Ebay Suspends Phone Number Sales · · Score: 1

    >> "whether or not are the property of their owners"

    It's not even a quote from the article, but It occurred to me that that statement really says something about our society.

  23. Re:Only so much carbon... on Space Burial · · Score: 1

    You're making me feel so insignificant. I think I'll go invent some sort of greater being that cares about me.

  24. Novel? on New Worms Feed on MyDoom Infections · · Score: 1

    >> it still is a novel way to spread a virus

    I think the word I would have used here is 'obvious'...

  25. What a jack ass on California Man Sues Penis-Enlargment Firms · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "I now feel that I have been cheated out of my money by the sellers of the products. If possible, I would like to prevent the sellers of the products from cheating others as they have cheated me."
    The rest of us feel cheated out of our inboxes thanks to jack asses like yourself who make spamming profitable.

    We also feel cheated out of a useful legal system because of sue-happy jack asses such as yourself.

    This guy is a real treasure.