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  1. Obligatory Karma Whore on Security Gatherings for the Little Guys · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Using the free Nessus tool can be very, very valuable towards securing your external IP-addressable presence if you don't have thousands of dollars to blow on security.

    Note this will only identify some potential holes in your firewall, and won't secure you against other vectors like email worms, malicious employees, nuclear weapons, hair gel, etc.

  2. Don't answer on Telemarketers and Cell Phones? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My cell phone is my only phone. When you have "home phone" as a required field on most order forms, you have to give out something. Then, later, someone calls to sell you a hotel vacation, or Viagra. You can tell them it's your cell phone, and ask them where you can bill them for your minutes, but they just hang up on you.

    These days, I just don't answer blocked ID's, and my voicemail says so. You need a valid caller ID to call me. Yes, it's pathetic and sub-optimal, but it's the system our lawmakers have left us with. Pay to be harassed, or become unavailable.

    Of course, I always buy the Viagra, so it's not that bad a deal.

  3. Re:Mathematics on Options for Adults with Renewed Interest in Math? · · Score: 1

    Sure, that's a terrific site.
    Can you assure everyone that you found it yourself?
    Availability of links such as these on Google is abundant.
    Thanks for the link, though.

  4. My Question on Ask 'Rocket Guy' Brian Walker · · Score: 2, Troll

    Q: So, are you just fucking out of your tree, or what?

  5. Translation for non geeks on LOTR Special Effects at OSCON · · Score: 2, Funny

    FWIW I believe Hemos and I are speaking too

    FWIW is an abbrevation for "For What It's Worth" - just a little code-talk word that geeks use to communicate with each other. I looked it up on AOL. Hope this helps out all the normal people reading.

  6. Re:first poem on Bringing Tech to Market: The Rules of Innovation · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's pretty good. I mean, you should actually make fun of me; I deserve it. But if you wanna go after him, perhaps:


    A comment that sucks manly cocks
    Just like that blowhard FortKnox


    Or something.

  7. Re:first poem on Bringing Tech to Market: The Rules of Innovation · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    What, are you calling me longwinded?

    That's an unfair characterization. I'm more offtopic than longwinded. Sheesh.

  8. Smart? on CNET Interviews Rep. Boucher · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Boucher's one of the smart ones".

    Personally, I believe this editorial comment reflects a common and popular myth in Slashdot folklore. I believe there is a tendency to assosciate a politicians' intelligence with his or her stance on issues. This myth strikes to the heart of a fundamnetal misunderstanding of how our political system works.

    When a Congressperson is interviewed, they speak the words that they believe will win them the most soft money contributions. Being intelligent does not make one moral, in fact many very intelligent people disagree with the viewpoints of the Slashdot audience. This does make them stupid. Senator Hollings is probably very intelligent. He may or may not believe that what Hollywood orders him to do is good. But by representing Disney he is ensuring a rich flow of political lifeblood: soft money. Soft money that can overpower and drown out a hundred thousand screaming geeks that society has already marginalized into triviality.

    Personally I'd love to know what Boucher's plans for financing his re-election campaign are, and who's funding his current viewpoint. If he's actually speaking from the heart, then he may actually be one of the stupid ones.

  9. Re:Gates needs it... on Your Own Luxury Submarine! · · Score: 1

    The remaining Beatles should buy it and paint it yellow.

  10. Re:Just for kicks... on Microsoft Tech Specs Prohibit GPL Implementations · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here's a direct link to the rating page for the license. You appear to be able to rate it as a "1" as many times as you want.

  11. A question on Hack Your Ignition (Before Someone Else Does) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Reverse-engineering is fun. Reverse-engineering embedded systems is even more fun, because it's hard. Reverse-engineering safety-critical embedded systems is really challenging, and not for the stupid.

    Now, what the author is talking about is reverse-engineering the systems that control AntiLock braking, ignition, and transmission control, among other things. It's a really cheap way to improve performance on a car.

    Car companies (well, at least Ford) have a bad history when it comes to electronic civil liberties. At what point in reverse-engineering a throttle control system would you be "bypassing an access protection device"? Probably never. But consider that Adobe got someone jailed for breaking ROT13; Cuecat was XOR. If people start selling hot-rod software (and they are), how long will it be till auto manufacturers start answering Yes to the author's "is it encrypted" question. It might only be ROT13, but it would be enough to bust anyone who was selling firmware upgrades for a Mustang and put them out of business for good.

    Anyone remember the 60 minutes Audi 5000 scandal? Where the car's fuel injection system was said to, in rare cases, cause the car to accelerate out of control, causing injury or death? Let your subconcious do the dreaming about the accidents that could come from improperly debugged ABS code or throttle control. Now imagine that someone hacks their car's firmware, crashes in a fireball, and their family sues the automaker. The automaker can't prove that the car was modified... at all.

    My prediction: this stuff will scare automakers shitless, and they will fall all overthemselves to find a way to apply the DMCA to stopping the dissemination of reverse-engineering information.

    Of course, I could be wrong.

  12. Re:i was wrong on Review: Yellow Dog Linux 2.2 · · Score: 1

    No, you were just unintentionally right. "They could manage to run it on the iBook" means that they were able to run it on an iBook. Maybe you meant to say that they couldn't run it, but you made a Freudian penis. I mean slip.

  13. MINAL on Sony Intentionally Crashes Customers' Computers · · Score: 1

    Michael Is Not a Lawyer

    Since Sony admits that their product is designed to cause damage to your computer system, almost anyone would likely have a good lawsuit against them.

    There's a warning in my car owner's manual that admits that pouring gasoline all over myself and lighting a match may cause permanent injury or death. I should sue them!

  14. Damn. on Sony Intentionally Crashes Customers' Computers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your heart may go on, but your computer won't.

  15. That's great! on Browser Becomes Billboard · · Score: 1

    So what AOLIM has been doing for two years is now... news?

    Silly MSNBC.

  16. It's worse on Security in UPS Software? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Large UPS's are almost always SNMP Rev1 Managed. No security. Add that plus the recent spate of attacks on high-level security providers who use unsecured SNMP...

    Yes, it really is just a f%*kup waiting to happen.

  17. Compensation on Web Radio and the RIAA · · Score: 1, Informative

    Should be the same as before, right? Artist puts down $1 million for WebPlay rights, gets played on the Web, and recoups it at .01c per album. That's the industry formula for protecting artists, if I recall correctly.

  18. Heh on BBC interview with RMS · · Score: 1, Funny

    BBC: Is it true you get what you pay for?
    RMS: Well, in my case... yes.

  19. Ya! on Suing Sony for Everquest Related Suicide? · · Score: 1, Funny

    "It's like any other addiction," Elizabeth Woolley said last week.

    "Except for the chemical dependency, the violent interference with the brain's core function, the hallucinations, ability to ignore pain, increased heart rate and risk of heart failure, sexual disfunction, and massive expense, it's just like any other addiction. Addicts always look like my son: fat, sedentary losers with glasses."

  20. Re:No love on Updated Slashdot Advertising Policy · · Score: 1

    The subscription/no AC story was funny. Thanks.

  21. Huh? on Carnivore Update · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "Carnivore is not deployed on our network," Shaw said. "We certainly do comply with law enforcement, but we do so in a way that does not compromise our users' privacy."

    How does that work, exactly? Does Earthlink force you to use military-grade encryption prior to subscribing?

  22. Re:Sllort and all you other flame addicts: on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: 1, Troll

    Q1:If I'm a flame addict, what did you just post?

    Q2: How did you get all those repetitive characters past the lameness filter?

    Q3:Why did you even see my post? Didn't you put me on your foes list?

    Oh, I get it. You're subtly criticizing their broken killfile system! I wish you'd stop criticizing Slashdot!

  23. Re:Taco, you're an ass. on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In Taco's defense (OMG!) I have to admit that the story about their advertisers removing AC posting, and actually removing AC posting, was funny. It WAS funny. It was funny because it was outrageous but people still bought it.

    Now if they'd just made that the only tip-off of the day, it would have been a good practical joke. Instead, they beat us over the head with the unfunny bat till our skulls bled.

    Oh well.

  24. In summary on April Fools Wrap Up · · Score: 5, Funny

    S:Dear CmdrTaco, I was wondering if you could
    T:What's the best High Tech Toilet?
    S:AAAaaaahhh That hurt, please stop! I was just wondering if
    T:Do programming languages affect your Sexual Performance?
    S:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH! Did I do something wrong? I jus
    T:IP replaced Avian Carriers! It's funny, get it!
    S:AAHCGH gurgle, moan. Pleash, stop the pain, I can
    T:AOL is buying up useless Blog sites! I'm important! Get it?
    S:AAAAAAGH! No more! Kill me now, someone, please kill m
    T:Google is ranking with pigeons! Get it? Pigeons?
    S:AGAHAGHAGHAGAHGa gurgle. whimper. AHGHH I'll give you anything. I'll stop plea
    T:Slashdot's advertisers have demanded that we run stupid stories!
    S:Ok! Ok! You fiend, I'll never troll again, please, you can have whateve
    T:Mac OsX is l33t!
    S:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEGGGH! No! No! Please just break my knees! Please, no don't..
    T:Check out this Debian Rootkit!
    S:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE EE!
    S:(silence)
    T:Yo, Hemos, did we kill all of 'em?
    H:Ya, but better post a few more to make sure.
    T:nVidia and AMD are gonna merge! Get it? MERGE.
    S:(silence)
    Cowboy Neal: I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if thousands of Slashdot posters
    just comitted suicide. Get it? The Force?

  25. Yes, they do. on Do Felines Have Instrument Preferences? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know a pussy that loves flutes.