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Interview With a Spammer

Shipud writes "The NYTimes interviewed Richard Colbert, under the title of 'Confessions of a SPAM King'. Richard talks about one-time credit cards, WiFi, 'good' vs. 'bad' spam and more."

429 comments

  1. All I want to know is. . . by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

    can I harvest his email address from the article?

    KFG

    1. Re:All I want to know is. . . by EvilAlien · · Score: 1

      What you want is his home address... its worked before ;)

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    2. Re:All I want to know is. . . by hendridm · · Score: 3, Informative

      You can start with some of the addresses listed at the ROKSO.

    3. Re:All I want to know is. . . by 1010011010 · · Score: 4, Informative

      How about one of his websites?

      http://bowieltd.com/

      Administrative Contact:
      Colbert, Richard pcheaven2k@zwallet.com
      2400 W Broward Blvd
      Suite 523
      Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312
      US
      954-327-0766

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    4. Re:All I want to know is. . . by linzeal · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hope he really really likes pepperoni.

    5. Re:All I want to know is. . . by azav · · Score: 1

      Why don't we have the balls to take this bastard out?

      A few executions will get the message across.

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    6. Re:All I want to know is. . . by connorbd · · Score: 1

      You know... those of you thinking of doing a pizza DDOS... this guy is pretty much the stereotypical chickenboner, so how about some chicken'n'ribs delivery instead, if there's some in the area?

      Seriously, though. This guy is so the obvious spammer stereotype... I'm surprised the reporter (who, btw, comes off as being a rather vacuous fellow in his own right) didn't make note of empty buckets of KFC in the garbage.

    7. Re:All I want to know is. . . by Blkdeath · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Hope he really really likes pepperoni.

      Nice sentiment and all, but as someone who's worked both for pizza places and as a delivery driver I ask you; please don't. It costs the restaurant money in wasted food and preparation time, costs the delivery driver time and gas to make a round-trip for nothing, and is generally a Very Bad Idea.

      If you want to annoy the man, please find a means of doing so that won't affect the pocketbooks of innocents.

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    8. Re:All I want to know is. . . by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It costs the restaurant money in wasted food and preparation time, costs the delivery driver time and gas to make a round-trip for nothing, and is generally a Very Bad Idea.
      I agree.

      It's bad for the environment.

      It's also like sending spam to the pizza makers. After all, you'd be offering them a money making opportunity, which would be a bloody lie.
    9. Re:All I want to know is. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read this, the first thing I though was the kind of pepperoni you get in prison. You know, the sausage, the hog, the high hard one, etc...

    10. Re:All I want to know is. . . by dacarr · · Score: 1

      I concur. If you want to bother him, forward every free offer you can to him via snail mail. YOu know, like what we did with what's his face in Wisconsin.

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    11. Re:All I want to know is. . . by rifter · · Score: 1

      can I harvest his email address from the article?

      If you can read it. The link above did not work for me. This one may be better.

    12. Re:All I want to know is. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can someone add sales@bowieltd.com taken from http://bowieltd.com/ to a few spam lists? along with all the other email addresses at that site. lets face it pcheaven2k@zwallet.com is going to be long gone. the snail mail idea sounds good. i remember the last spammer who was caught by slashdot was quoted as being upset by the ammount of deliveries he was getting of things he didn't want.

  2. Eh? by Garrett+Combs · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "good spam vs. bad spam" Hrm... Is there such a thing?

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    1. Re:Eh? by Brainboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well if you leave an open can of spam out, it can go bad. Oh wait... wrong kind of spam.

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    2. Re:Eh? by Rtsbasic · · Score: 1

      Targeted spam is good spam because it gets them more hits. Better than bad spam for us because its a bit more relevant.

    3. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hormel SPAM is not bad.

    4. Re:Eh? by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well in the article he states it this way.

      Good Spam. With Proper from line and workable remove links that actually remove your list and not used to verify your address.

      Bad Spam. With altered from addresses bounced from every open relay on the planet to hide it origin. Remove links that are broken or use it as a method of verification.

      Although I think all Spam is bad. I would focus my energy to getting all Spammers to get the "Good Spam" type first. That is why I forward all my Spam to uce@ftc.gov. That way the Federal Trade Commission checks the legality of their Spam. Usually when it is "Bad Spam" the FTC will go after them. After forwarding all my Spam to use@ftc.gov after many years there has a been a decrease in Spam. When I first got my current email address I had 3 or 4 Spams a day. Now I get 1 or 2 a month. Plus I know at least one of the Major Spammers has gotten hit with the FTC. Which was the Married but Single site. Which was Bad Spam because they Hid their identity their remove was a bad false link. And bounced over a variety of open relays. After I heard that the FTC went after them their Spam magically stopped.

      If it is "Good Spam" I can normally handle that much easier without much effort. I just hit my Bounce to Sender feature on my email client and then I send them back a standard bounce-back message saying that my address doesn't exist thus making them take me off the list to save their bandwidth. Or if they are really annoying me I find the contact of the site can call them up by telephone telling them to stop. And most of the time they will be polite about it because they are sending "Good Spam" they have some morals and will follow my request.

      So "Good Spam" is Spam that you can easily get off of, and often done by people and companies that don't realize the spam problem, or from Pointy Hair Bosses who don't think it is a problem because their Sysadmins did a good job to blocking them so when one or two gets in they think it is novel Idea.
      "Bad Spam" has SCAM written all over it. Where it is just bad news all around.

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    5. Re:Eh? by sig97 · · Score: 1

      The "good spam" is probably only good for the spammer (but then, so is the ordinary spam). After all, spam - any spam - is defined as "unwanted email". It could be relevant, but I still don't want it. How could it possibly be good? Targeted spam is just as evil when it's in my inbox.

    6. Re:Eh? by MrLint · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Reminds me of the AOL for broadband commercial "Blocks unwanted spam"

      I was unaware that were was 'wanted' spam. Perhaps just wanted spammers, Dead or alive.

    7. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Slashdot articles will refer to "SPAM" when they really mean "spam"?

    8. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, but the 'bad spammers' have made it impossible to trust that any 'good spam' exists. Nobody is willing to click on an 'unsubscribe' link anymore. (Everybody knows that clicking unsubscribe means 'send me more spam, pretty please'.)

    9. Re:Eh? by dwpro · · Score: 1

      too true

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    10. Re:Eh? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      If you realized when it is good spam I never stated that I was click on the unsubscribe link but I do an email bounce-back So they cannot easily determine if my email is bad or faking it. So they will probably after the 3rd time or so take me off the list.

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    11. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That way the Federal Trade Commission checks the legality of their Spam.

      *cough*bullshit*cough*

    12. Re:Eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And most of the time they will be polite about it because they are sending "Good Spam" they have some morals and will follow my request.

      If they're sending spam, their morals have already sunk to the level required in order to send spam. Don't count on any of your requests being followed the way you'd like.

      Unsolicited Bulk Email is theft of the recipient's time and resources to distribute your message. There is no "Good Spam". I would focus my energy to passing legislation that separates spammers from the Internet using a combination of iron bars and concrete.

    13. Re:Eh? by rifter · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the AOL for broadband commercial "Blocks unwanted spam"

      AOL is a firm believer in "wanted spam." Popups as well. They are very big on advertising. They spam their customers. Hooray! $25/month for a dialup connection to a network seperate from the internet (though with a gateway) and a mailbox full of spam from the ISP and anyone else who feels like it as well. Good idea. Better idea? Pay $50/mnth to AOL (Oh I am sorry, Time Warner) then an additional $25 a month to AOL to get a broadband connection with "software that helps protect you" and much much of that spam you wanted (after all, you did pay the $25 for extra spam....).

      No, AOL is not for idiots. Not at all... :P :)

    14. Re:Eh? by MadJo · · Score: 1

      you know, this is all nice and good, if you only get 1 or 2 spam emails a month, but if you (like me) get about 20 a day, you simply click delete or set up some filter to autodelete the suckers. I really have no inclination to reserve time to get rid of those types of email anymore, if one of my emailaddresses get too much spam a day, I simply let it fly, and get a new one.

  3. Spamming must be lucrative by l810c · · Score: 4, Funny
    He lights up a Monarch menthol as he shows me his computer room, an intimate homemade space built off the side of an aging two-tone mobile home -- robin's-egg blue and white -- which sits among hundreds of Airstreams and Miami Deco single-wides in the Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

    What a life!

    1. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Unfortunatly, the Mobile home has become a necessity for the spammer. The need to relocate on a moments notice and be able to out pace the lynch mob once they have your address should not be underestimated.

    2. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1
      I dare someone to find pictures of his trailer. Maybe someone could engineer his address and number from the park managment

      Can someone hurry up with this? The cruise missle I ordered to be fired will be here shortly and I dont' know which trailer to point the laser at!

    3. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by l810c · · Score: 1

      Ooooh, lets go deflate the tires on his home.

    4. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
      It's suprising how many of these guys really do live in mobile homes.

      I'm more worried about corporate spammers, who send "legitimate spam". But they're about to be history. After January 1, California's new spam law turns on, with criminal penalties and a private right of action. And you get to sue the advertiser, not just the sender.

    5. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      Simple solution: get more missiles, and blow up all of them.

    6. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit man, he's close enough for me to swing by and KICK HIS ASS on the way to work!!!

    7. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Hey I'm dating a girl in a trailer! Its better than paying rent that you'll never see again, she owns a little lot outside of town, and no she is not the town whore.

    8. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by FireBreathingDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or just wait for a tornado to take care of it for you.

    9. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #523

      954-327-0766

    10. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by randyest · · Score: 1

      I hope you're being properly supportive in this, her time of need. If I may offer a little advice: tell her not to give up, keep trying, apply herself, and one day she just might be the town whore. If not, reassure here that 2nd place isn't so bad.

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    11. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Electrum · · Score: 1

      After January 1, California's new spam law turns on, with criminal penalties and a private right of action. And you get to sue the advertiser, not just the sender.

      What happens when someone doesn't like your company, and sends spam that advertises your website, using open proxies? How do you prove that you didn't send it?

    12. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Darby · · Score: 1

      Holy shit man, he's close enough for me to swing by and KICK HIS ASS on the way to work!!!

      Well, if you had no enthusiasm for getting up and going to work, I think you do now.

      Give him a nice kick in the ribs for me please.

    13. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Animats · · Score: 1
      What happens when someone doesn't like your company, and sends spam that advertises your website, using open proxies? How do you prove that you didn't send it?

      There's an implicit presumption that if you are selling something, and there's advertising that helps it sell, that there's a connection between the advertiser and the seller.

      This is well-established in consumer law. Companies have tried before to blame "affiliates", "dealers", or "representatives" for false advertising, but the FTC takes the position that the beneficiary of the advertising is responsible for it. So there's precedent for blaming the advertised site.

      In the unlikely event that a completely innocent site is spamvertised by an unrelated third party, and it isn't blatantly obvious that this is the case, that's a factual issue to be decided in court.

    14. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the perfect way to waste some of your competitors money in many pointless court cases.

      This will get abused, it will lead to hundreds of thousands of pointless court cases, the taxpayer will take those costs on the chin, the spammers will just move their servers out of the country, and in the end the only ones to make any money will be the lawyers.

      Yay.

      I'm all for socking it to spammers, but just because some schmuck plugs my product in their spam doesn't mean there's even one whit of a connection between them and me. I sell to distribution. He buys from distribution. Why isn't the distributor invited to join the court fracas? Oh, wait, I know - BECAUSE THERE'S NO FUCKING CONNECTION.

    15. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by grolim13 · · Score: 1
      In the unlikely event that a completely innocent site is spamvertised by an unrelated third party

      It may sound unlikely but that doesn't mean it hasn't happened before.

    16. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's suprising how many of these guys really do live in mobile homes.

      You can take the trash outta the trailer, but you can never take the trailer outta the trash.

    17. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude I am very familiar with that park. I dont live there but I know many of the tenants. I might swing by sometime and say hello to the bastard as well.

    18. Re:Spamming must be lucrative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am actually part of the management team for a section of Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park
      There are 3 different owners of the 4 parcels of land that make up the park. The 3 different owners have their own management teams. One section of the park is in the process of closing. This jerk is not in that section but eventually the closing of the one section may force the removal of this guys trailer. I believe his and a number of other trailers are right on top of the boundary line of the section that is closing, and code requires there to be a certain amount distance between the trailers and the adjoining property.
      I may stop by on Monday and tell him you all said hello. 8^)

  4. Finally, confirmed. by Faust7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When an "out of the office" auto-reply comes back on one e-mail message, Colbert says: "Oh, we love those. They confirm that the address is active."

    This should put to rest any remaining doubts about whether or not "unsubscribing" from spam lists actually works.

    1. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Garrett+Combs · · Score: 1

      Some people get excited over an awesome car, a sexy girl, but this guy gets a hardon from an active e-mail address... I guess we're all different... *shrug*

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    2. Re:Finally, confirmed. by MassacrE · · Score: 5, Funny

      I get excited about an awesome car with a sexy girl in it, who has an active e-mail address ;-)

    3. Re:Finally, confirmed. by scalis · · Score: 1

      This should put to rest any remaining doubts about whether or not "unsubscribing" from spam lists actually works.

      ...And also gives us email admins another reason to give the users when they ask why the Out of Office function is disabled for external emails.

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    4. Re:Finally, confirmed. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I get all excited about a girl with a job or car lately, dating homeless chicks just is not what it used to be.

    5. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      This is the least of your problems. Users using graphical clients that load images or other objects when you preview the message automatically tells the spammers your address is valid too. They encode your email address or a unique ID into the URL.

    6. Re:Finally, confirmed. by bsane · · Score: 1

      Thats a very good point. I don't know about all of them, but Entourage (from M$ :-( )allows you to disable all network connections while viewing mail.

    7. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Same here. Freeloading girls suck (and even then only if you're lucky)

      Working at McDonalds? Hey, at least she's not too lazy to get a job...

    8. Re:Finally, confirmed. by beebware · · Score: 1

      On a Windows machine, you can run Outlook without having to worry about these HTML emails either-first make sure it's fully patched and then use a good firewall such as ZoneAlarm Pro which can restrict which ports each program uses - restrict Outlook to ports 110 (POP3), 25 (SMTP) and 53 (DNS) and that's it - it's got no need for anything else!

    9. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      Ximian evolution (the client I use) gives you this option too - they took it a little further and let me disable it only for users not in my addressbook. On the other hand, I haven't gotten a spam in months to really test it with (avid DSPAM user)

    10. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Malcontent · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can tell Mozilla mail not to display remote images in mail and news. It's under privacy->images.

      Yet another reason why Mozilla rules.

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    11. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

      That's a lot of work just for this type of behavior. Perhaps it would behoove Microsoft to add an option to disable remote images as a feature to OutHouse^H^H^H^H^HLook ?

    12. Re:Finally, confirmed. by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      Your Mom is not going to be able to do all that. Just install Mozilla Tunderbird and tell her to click the option that says "don't display remote images in email and news".

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    13. Re:Finally, confirmed. by linzeal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Exactly, homeless people now have too much pride. They act as if I am part of some conspiracy of people with homes, cars, and education to keep them down. Shame is a powerful motivator, so is guilt, and remorse. We have lost tragedy in this age of meaningless equality, when instead we should be striving for freedom.

    14. Re:Finally, confirmed. by palp · · Score: 1

      There is one in Outlook 2003, and it's on by default.

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    15. Re:Finally, confirmed. by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      That's good. I might even consider changing its name from "Outhouse" to something a little closer to the official name, like "Outhook". ;-)

    16. Re:Finally, confirmed. by slash.dt · · Score: 1

      I tend to think of it as Lookout since it seems to regularly do something non-intutitive.

    17. Re:Finally, confirmed. by pfafrich · · Score: 1

      When an "out of the office" auto-reply comes back on one e-mail message, Colbert says: "Oh, we love those. They confirm that the address is active."

      This should put to rest any remaining doubts about whether or not "unsubscribing" from spam lists actually works.

      Maybe what is needed is a trusted third party, someone I could send my remove me request to and actually beleive that something would be done about it.

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  5. Obligitory link... by dnaboy · · Score: 5, Informative
    The obligitory link to the New york times random login generator for those who don't feel the desire to identify yourself (or bother to create a clever alter ego).

    These days you actually have to downlad the java script to your computer, because of those clever NYT people, but it's still possible for those who have personal issues with registrations....

    1. Re:Obligitory link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your generator doesn't work

    2. Re:Obligitory link... by dnaboy · · Score: 1
      1. Not my generator

      2. Read the page. It has instructions on how to make it work.

      3. The easiest way to get it to work would be to save the page source to your computer and open the local copy. Voila! No more page referral

    3. Re:Obligitory link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are using Privoxy, then it will automatically set the referer to the host of the URL you are visiting. So in theorie your generator it should work with Privoxy out of the box.

      on my system it doesn't because the NYT's cookie got blocked :)

    4. Re:Obligitory link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just use the login cypherpunk69/cypherpunk like everyone else does?

    5. Re:Obligitory link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you still need to have cookies enabled.

    6. Re:Obligitory link... by aug24 · · Score: 1

      Or you can use 'fuckthis' as both username and password. I always find that easier to remember ;-)

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  6. 'good' vs 'bad' spam by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

    The spammers' definition:
    Good: The spam I send and make me money
    Bad: All that junk that fills up my inbox

    Kjella

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    1. Re:'good' vs 'bad' spam by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 1

      I prefer:
      good: Spam that I send and makes me money
      bad: Spam my competitiors send that makes them money

    2. Re:'good' vs 'bad' spam by nick-less · · Score: 1

      The spammers' definition:
      Good: The spam I send and make me money
      Bad: All that junk that fills up my inbox


      after visting his website I'm quite sure that this guys spams his own inbox as well....

  7. Lucky guy. by shawnywany · · Score: 1

    Seems as if that Nigerian king DID give him the money to buy all that nice stuff, because you know no one actually clicks on spam ads.

    1. Re:Lucky guy. by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, just like no one actually runs attachments from emails. /me goes off to delete another 3MB of Swen emails..

  8. Richard Colbert? by AntiOrganic · · Score: 1

    I misread this as Stephen Colbert, of The Daily Show fame. Luckily this is not the case.

    1. Re:Richard Colbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      me too, and I thought it was a joke

    2. Re:Richard Colbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you too fucking stupid to distinguish between 'Richard' and 'Stephen', and even stupider to post about it?

    3. Re:Richard Colbert? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you too fucking stupid to distinguish between 'Richard' and 'Stephen', and even stupider to post about it?

      And you are so fucking stupid that you are asking him this question when you already know the answer (seeing as how he did both of those things already).

  9. Why I love the times by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

    The reporter in the course of his interview steals a piece of shareware with spammer. Then he goes out harvesting email addresses

    I don't care what you think about spam but in that interview its real obvious who is conducting the interview and its not the reporter.

    1. Re:Why I love the times by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Note at the end of the article:
      He points under his desk to a recent arrival, a second hard drive, precisely what he would need to begin a new network.

      ''It's a Dell Pentium 233,'' he says. ''I got it for $15, plus $23.95 shipping.''

      The reporter seems unable to distinguish between a "hard drive" and an entire computer; one wonders if his grasp of other details is as weak.
    2. Re:Why I love the times by big_groo · · Score: 1
      The reporter seems unable to distinguish between a "hard drive" and an entire computer; one wonders if his grasp of other details is as weak.

      C'mon...just because the reporter isn't up to snuff on computers, doesn't mean they can't write. I hear this all the time from our users at work. It's almost accepted among the non-tech folk.

      Ever had a non-technical user read you a spec sheet for a new computer?

    3. Re:Why I love the times by Takara · · Score: 1
      The reporter seems unable to distinguish between a "hard drive" and an entire computer; one wonders if his grasp of other details is as weak.

      After reading the last line of the article it brings me to wonder about this line...

      "I ask him about his old system -- the nine hard drives bound together with a superfast connection speed that could pump out millions of e-mail messages in an hour"

      Nine [computers] bound together with a super fast connection? Does he mean a super fast internet connection? The DSL connection they spoke of in the past?

      Or following with the reporters tech knowlege I'll assume he's speaking of the 56k connection.

    4. Re:Why I love the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the whole article. He had 5 DSL lines, each with something like 500Kb of upstream.

    5. Re:Why I love the times by anagama · · Score: 1


      The NYTimes is supposed to represent quality reporting, but with the made up stories and inept reporters, I'd put more faith in a random AC posting here. Why would the NYTimes send a person without adequate background to do this story?

      If the news is to be reliable at all, then the only way to get accurate reporting is to have knowledgeable people asking the questions - otherwise, as the above poster mentioned, the person being interviewed controls the interview and turns it into a personal advertisement. Besides that, how can we know the rest of the story is accurate given the reporter's obvious deficiencies?

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    6. Re:Why I love the times by John+Miles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      C'mon...just because the reporter isn't up to snuff on computers, doesn't mean they can't write. I hear this all the time from our users at work. It's almost accepted among the non-tech folk.

      So what you're saying is that I'm supposed to decide what companies to invest in, whether or not to support various wars, which of several political candidates to vote for, and whether to take an umbrella to work tomorrow based on journalism of this quality?

      Here's a question for the NYT apologists: if their reporters don't give a shit about accuracy in matters you can call them on, what makes you think their reporting is worth anything on other, more important topics?

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    7. Re:Why I love the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The reporter seems unable to distinguish between a "hard drive" and an entire computer; one wonders if his grasp of other details is as weak.


      How is the distinction relevant for the purpose of the article? In common parlance, "hard drive" is a synonym for computer, so where's the problem?
    8. Re:Why I love the times by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that I'm supposed to decide what companies to invest in, whether or not to support various wars, which of several political candidates to vote for, and whether to take an umbrella to work tomorrow based on journalism of this quality?

      We have always been at war with oceana.

    9. Re:Why I love the times by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      That's assuming that the reporter from the Times even went to Florida and did the interview.

      With thier winning record in the last three years, chances are the dude in the picture is stockphoto from a Walmart and the story was written from an iBook in the Queens.

    10. Re:Why I love the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "In common parlance, "hard drive" is a synonym for computer"


      Uh, no it isn't. Your parlance is broken.
    11. Re:Why I love the times by ordep · · Score: 1

      Very relevant. If someone tells you they bought a brand new car engine would you expect to see a whole car? And if you did couldn't you conclude that the person doesn't know shit about cars?

    12. Re:Why I love the times by SysKoll · · Score: 1
      You're right. I am wondering why, every time the NYT farts up something full of inaccuracies and obviously lacking in basic technical knowledge, there are people on Slashdot who feel obligated to post it. I thought it was "news that matter". Where the heck is the interested from a techno-geek point of view here? Is there some kind of cult in OSDN? Oooh, the NYT has something with the word "computer" in it, all hail the NYT...

      Personally, I am boycotting the paper that ruined the life of Adrian Lamo after he told these morons that they were storing tons of confidential, personal data in a world-accessible database.

      "The paper of record", my ass. The paper with a record, that's what this rag is.

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    13. Re:Why I love the times by darien · · Score: 1

      Nine [computers] bound together with a super fast connection?

      Perhaps he was imagining a Beowulf cluster of those.

    14. Re:Why I love the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have always been at war with oceana.

      I think someone hasn't read the memo from last Thursday...

    15. Re:Why I love the times by NoisyParker · · Score: 1

      In common parlance, "hard drive" is a synonym for computer

      Look, mate, I have quite a low enough opinion of humanity as it is... I don't actually need you to come up with reasons for me to lower it more. I mean, I can wrap my mind around them saying "computer" when they mean the "monitor"... after all, it's the part that the poor dears see. But, saying "hard drive" when they mean "computer"... brrrr, I don't even want to think about how that could seem sensible to anyone.

    16. Re:Why I love the times by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      If someone tells you they bought a brand new car engine would you expect to see a whole car?

      And what if he said he bought a new set of wheels? Would you expect a whole car or four tires?

      But hard drive == computer is just wrong. I've never heard of such a reference before today. It is far more reasonable to hear someone refer to the computer case and all it encloses as the CPU, even if the computer inside actually has multiple CPUs.

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  10. Auto-reply by John+Seminal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The software monitors which e-mails are returned and tabulates their status. When an ''out of the office'' auto-reply comes back on one e-mail message, Colbert says: ''Oh, we love those. They confirm that the address is active.'' Within six minutes, on a single computer, running through a regular phone line, I have fired off 1,000 e-mail messages.

    This sucks, for a spammer to take a tool that we use for work, and find a way to misuse it.

    Is there any way to set auto-reply's to only send notices to emails on a specific domain, and not respond to any others?

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    1. Re:Auto-reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This sucks, for a spammer to take a tool that we use for work, and find a way to misuse it.

      You mean like, say, email?

      Is there any way to set auto-reply's to only send notices to emails on a specific domain, and not respond to any others?

      Using what method to do auto replies? Procmail? Yes of course. Outlook? Who knows?

    2. Re:Auto-reply by Aliencow · · Score: 1

      I think this is pretty much a non-issue..
      Spammers don't use their real email addresses most of the time so they don't get autoreplies..
      However, if you load html imgs on a server, they can confirm with that.

    3. Re:Auto-reply by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      >> Is there any way to set auto-reply's to only send notices to emails on a specific domain, and not respond to any others?

      Lotus Notes supports this, for the 0.001% of us that still use it at work. Well, you can auto-reply to people that email you from inside the corporate network, and not to people from the internet.

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  11. Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by ajensen · · Score: 2, Insightful
    First off, Colbert doesn't think about spam the way I do (or, most probably, the way you do). He likes to call it ''bulk e-mailing,'' for starters. And he considers it just one of the many exciting new markets available on the Internet.

    I tend to rank these people just as low on the societal ladder as those who write virii. I understand the thrill and excitement of knowing that your work (albeit destructive) is affecting millions, but why can't these brilliant folks put that energy to use solving problems instead of creating more?

    This is an honest question -- why do so many people choose to create destructive and malicious programs instead of harvesting the glory that can be had when a really good app is written? That's simply a mentality that I don't understand and perhaps never will.

    Good grief.

    1. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by lanswitch · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I tend to rank these people just as low on the societal ladder as those who write virii.
      You can argue about the damage that is done with spam. Sure, it will cost real bandwith and storage space and thus real money, but it's in a completely different league with the damage done by things like Welchia. Spam (with all it's side-effects that we all know and hate) is about making money. Virii are about destruction. Sending spam just means you are greedy and insensitive...
      I am in no way defending spammers, but we need to keep things in perspective here.

    2. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by robogun · · Score: 1

      These days, it is cool to be destructive. There used to be this thing called "morality," which is totally and completely out of style. Few are raised today with any regard for others, but instead, their self-centeredness is encouraged. Now, the attitude is, if you don't have to look 'em in the eye, take 'em for all they got.

    3. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      ...why do so many people choose to create destructive and malicious programs instead of harvesting the glory that can be had when a really good app is written?

      A good question, and a hard one to come up with a definite answer to. Part of the answer, I suspect, is that it is much easier and faster to be a spammer or write a virus (the term 'skript-kiddy' come to mind) than to actually sit down, learn to program, identify a problem, write a good app to retify it and distrebute it... and since people probaly wont be using your app and realising how great it is unless it is free, you can make more money beeing destructive.

      It is just human nature, I'm sorry to say.

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    4. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by TheMidget · · Score: 0, Troll
      Actually, you are being unkind to virus writers here. Virus writers perform a valuable service to society: educating the masses that Windows is an unsecure operating system. By doing this, they are helping to hasten the downfall of Micro$oft, and this IMHO, can't be all bad.

      Spam, on the other hand, serves no useful purpose.

    5. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by ajensen · · Score: 1
      I probably should have separated the two a little more clearly. I've known for a long time that spam was about making money. There's clearly no question about that. Sometimes I wonder if we can attribute the spam problems to the increasing laziness of people when searching for jobs. I, for one, could not sleep well at night knowing that was pissing off millions of people by cluttering their mailboxen. Thankfully, I'm at the other end -- working for an ISP and in charge of fighting spam.

      But with regard to the destruction caused by virii, where is the reverie in creating something whose only purpose is to destroy and cause all sorts of failures? If people are looking for cognitive reverie, there are plenty of very interesting problems that need to be solved. After all, Riemann Hypothesis is still unproven. :)

      Like I said before, I may never understand the virus-making or spamming mentality. But I can live happily and free of guilt that way.

    6. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by dvanduzer · · Score: 1
      This is an honest question -- why do so many people choose to create destructive and malicious programs instead of harvesting the glory that can be had when a really good app is written? That's simply a mentality that I don't understand and perhaps never will.
      and
      These days, it is cool to be destructive. There used to be this thing called "morality," which is totally and completely out of style.
      There's an implication here that hackers who put their resources into helping spam are making a moral choice (an immoral one). I think for at least some, the choice is completely amoral. The fact is, making a spam cannon these days is a very interesting technical challenge. Reference this article for example.

      Perhaps I'm just being pedantic, but I think the amoral hacker while maybe only somewhat less dangerous than the immoral hacker, can at least be respected.
    7. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      What the heck are you talking about? There is no glory or money in writing a really good app.

      I find that most Virus writers have the skills and have no job. If they were employeed they wouldn't be writing viruses for fear of loosing their job. A steady paycheck trumps ego boost most of the time.

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    8. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by ComputerSlicer23 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If the accounting was done, I'd be pretty surprised if in an accurate accoutning Spammers don't do more harm to the economy then they do good themselves. That is, they are a net loser for the economy. (Maybe not, if I account for all the money the ISP's are charging, but that should be relatively zero sum game there). I know we have extra bandwidth around at work because of the sheer volume of junk mail we get. I'd be surprised if the drain spammers create isn't at least as much as virus and worm writers create. Granted on a per capita basis, that means spammers are better, but in aggregate they sure aren't. However, because they make a living at it they don't go away.

      People who construct a virus and a worm are generally bad people. However, they have a positive side affect. They bring security to the forefront, and get people to update patches, and keep other maintience on there machines done. Things like backups. Updates to anti-virus software. Patches to the OS. Those are all good things. Other then the Anti-virus software, those should be done even assuming viruses and worms didn't exist (hardware failure and bugs exist so you need patches, and backups).

      Who knows, maybe Spammers do for bandwith and internet infrastructure what Pornography and gamers do for home theater and personal computer equipment. They are a driving force to create more and better innovation. They drive costs down, and move things from low production runs into high volume production runs. I've heard the conjecture that most of the early adopters of VHS, DVD, big screen TV's, flat screen TV's, projector TV's, home theaters, rental stores, CD burners, DVD Burners, and digital video, and home video cameras are all pretty much either pornography creators or consumers. That a lot of the drive to bring out newer faster home computers, computer CD players, and almost the entire consumer 3D video card market was driven by early adopters from the gaming community.

      It's weird to think that Pornography and Gamers have driven a *LOT* of the technology development for at least the past 20 years (gamers didn't start until later, but they've done their part). If it really is true that half of all internet traffic is SPAM (I find it hard to believe, but I suppose it it possible), then maybe spammers are doing us a favor in terms of driving the backbone of the internet providers to give us more cost effective bandwidth. Unfortuantely, spammers keep using up a great deal of the innovation they helped to create.

      Kirby

    9. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by ajensen · · Score: 1
      Simple: I'm talking about the kind of emotional and intellectual fulfillment that goes along with doing something good for a large number of people. Designing a nice, useful app is a perfect example of this. The author knows that his/her work is being used and (at some level) appreciated for simply existing.

      You may be right about the money, but I whole-heartedly disagree about there not being any glory. I bet that without the glory/satisfaction that accompanies such creation, many open source developers would be spending their free time elsewhere.

    10. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Bucky+Katt · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      There used to be this thing called "morality," which is totally and completely out of style. Few are raised today with any regard for others...

      Yeah, Like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe. So, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. 'Give me five bees for a quarter', you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war; the only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

    11. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by scrytch · · Score: 1

      I tend to rank these people just as low on the societal ladder as those who write virii
      [sic]

      As a group, they're the same. Sobig was designed for relaying spam (among other things). Spammers are conducting DDOS attacks, successfully I might add, against blacklist sites.

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    12. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

      Saying half of all internet traffic is spam is probably a little too exaggerated. Half the email traffic sounds about right. About 50% of the email that hits our server here at work is rbl'd and still there is plenty of spam that gets through.

    13. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      harvesting the glory that can be had when a really good app is written?

      Huh? What 'glory'??

      It's like children- they crave attention. And acting 'good' doesn't get then enough attention, so they act 'bad'.

    14. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      emotional and intellectual fulfillment that goes along with doing something good

      LOL!

    15. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the dark path really stronger?

      No, but the easiest and most seductive.

      NR

    16. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by roninbix · · Score: 1
      "these brilliant folks" You assume. Simple difference. Most virus writers you hear about aren't really programmers. They're hobbiests, often high school/early U types. That's also why most viruses aren't that significant, obvious, mostly just jamming networks, email, and annoying computer users. Every now and then you'll have to reinstall something. That's mostly because the people that write them suck. They're learning and having fun playing "hacker" and exploring an api set or two. They rank right up there with phreaks (phone hackers). It's kind of neat, but it isn't really skilled per se. At least not relative to what a good programmer could do if they had a mind to.

      I picture spammers as "technologically savvy" pyramid scheme types. You know, those people who sell Amway and crap. Why would someone do that? For the promise of quick and easy money with little effort and not having to join a formal corporation. Real businesspeople don't get involved in pathetic crap like that. It feels better to earn a real living, even if it is harder. Same thing with programmers and virus writers I guess.

      Most spamming seems at least peripherally related to making money and earning a living, albeit a modest living. When you're on the bottom of society and have few other prospects, or the ones you did have didn't turn out, why not do spam? Someone above suggested many live in mobile homes. Maybe it's just a group of decently bright people from lower class backgrounds who weren't able to break into the job market in a satisfactory way. Maybe they couldn't afford schooling, and came from poor families or whatever. Maybe spamming is some kind of attempt to seize a bit of the respect and a piece of the type of semi-stable employment they could've had if things had worked out a little better for them.

      Course, before I get all mushy for the slimy-types. I'm also sure that there are other types of spammers who do it for evil. There are predatory people out there who will do things and take any advantages they can if they think they can get away with. Money is money. Whether you're ripping off grandmothers or stealing from a bank it's all good. Those types have no excuses and get no sympathies. Need to attend some ethics courses while staying at the local big house.

    17. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by Nerd4News · · Score: 1

      "This is an honest question -- why do so many people choose to create destructive and malicious programs instead of harvesting the glory that can be had when a really good app is written? That's simply a mentality that I don't understand and perhaps never will."

      Because spammers are nothing more than script kiddies. They have no real skills of their own.

    18. Re:Spammers vs. Virus Engineers by NoisyParker · · Score: 1

      but why can't these brilliant folks put that energy to use solving problems instead of creating more?

      Because then they would be competing with everybody else rather than just the limited number of people who consider that kind of bottom-feeding behavior acceptable. In all likelihood, the competition would remind them that they are not, in fact, brilliant... just competant enough to exploit an antisocial niche market. In the case of this article, Colbert isn't even doing much more than exploiting the work of other spammers. Farting about with this crap in his trailer is probably about as far up the food chain as this guy is going to get. He is probably getting a nosebleed from being interviewed in even the fanciful NYT.

      Haven't we all met guys who were full of big talk and, to hear them tell it, special insight, that just never seem to get anywhere with their lives despite all the activity they devote to their special thinking-out-of-the-box projects? The typical example is always just one step away from being able to prove to everyone else that they were suckers for not being as clever as he is. Unforunately, for him, that one step is always the "????" one we see in the /. business plan posts. In the meantime, he can regal us with all of the many little ways in which he gets more for less than the rest of us.

      That's f-ing brilliant, all right.

  12. "a second hard drive"? by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, the sent a reporter who refers to the computer itself as "the hard drive", Nice solid reporting.

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    1. Re:"a second hard drive"? by KillerHamster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "...the nine hard drives bound together with a superfast connection speed..."

      Man, I wish I had a RAID setup like that!

    2. Re:"a second hard drive"? by demon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought that was pretty weak too. You'd think they could manage to have someone do the reporting on this stuff who actually knows something about it. But I suppose, it makes the average Joe feel better if the reporter uses the same sort of terms he would use, because he doesn't feel challenged by the article. It's "We know you think this is bad, we think it's bad too. We're gonna talk about it in a way that makes you feel comfortable, and that makes you believe something is being done." That's today's journalism, kids.

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    3. Re:"a second hard drive"? by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

      The "Dell Pentium 233" was a solid *hard drive*, as I recall. They just don't make 'em like that anymore.

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    4. Re:"a second hard drive"? by JCholewa · · Score: 1

      > You'd think they could manage to have someone do the reporting on this
      > stuff who actually knows something about it.

      I'd bet that any reporter who knows anything about computers would flat out refuse to work with a spammer in any way.

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    5. Re:"a second hard drive"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But I suppose, it makes the average Joe feel better if the reporter uses the same sort of terms he would use, because he doesn't feel challenged by the article.

      Ya know, I don't think it would challenge that many people if he were to refer to a computer as a computer....
    6. Re:"a second hard drive"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not as solid as my fist when punching you in the face.

      Don't listen to this guy. He's a nutter. I know him and he's not to be trusted. I like to call him way2RETARDED.

      Go fuck yourself, way2RETARDED. I'm on your case, looking at your arse.

    7. Re:"a second hard drive"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, that whirring box with all the blinking lights, cords hanging out of it, and a motorized cup holder is called a "CPU" -- don't you know anything???

    8. Re:"a second hard drive"? by Squozen · · Score: 1
      Jack Hitt is a contributing writer for the magazine.

      That means Hitt didn't get sent out by the NY Times, he wrote the article independently then solicited it to the various papers.

    9. Re:"a second hard drive"? by sketerpot · · Score: 2

      If I were a reporter, I'd see how much I could politely portray the spammer as spamming rationalizing scum. For example, emphasize choice phrases like "'bulk marketing'" and say things like "nine computers spewing out spam in all directions as fast as the fast internet connection can carry it". Then I might have a few quotes from people running ISP's mail servers talking about how this really does cost other people money.

  13. Oh. Crap. by CGP314 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More recently, spammers have figured out how to send unwanted text messages to cellphones

    I've never endorsed vigilante action against spammers, but the instant I get a text message on my phone from a Nigerian businessman, I'm changing my mind. With my computer, I can run programs like popfile to stop the spam, but with a cell phone, there is nothing I can do.

  14. The allmighty dollar. by LamerX · · Score: 1

    It never ceases to amaze me what people will do for a buck. Every piece of crap thing that happens in the world is thanks to the monetary system. Maybe what they need to do is make it impossible for spammers to make any sort of money. I don't think it'll ever be possible, but if those jerks couldn't make money off what they were doing, they would never ever do it. Spam would come to a complete halt.

  15. An Address ;) by Ceadda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thought about this for about 30 seconds, checked, and, what do you know :) I bet if enough of us had a bit of fun signing up catalogs and free brochures, and phone calls for more information to. Richard Colbert. Sunset Colony MH Park 2400 W Broward Blvd Fort Lauderdale 954-583-8602 The mobile home park might get pissed and kick him out? This is the park's address and phone, not his. ;) so extra annoying for them :)

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  16. I'd like to see... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see a beowulf cluster of those dropped on this guy's 'nads.

  17. I've gotta hand it to this guy... by rwven · · Score: 5, Interesting

    LOL, i got a few good laughs out of his story. one of my favorite parts:

    '"I was thrown off more BellSouth accounts than half the state of Florida,'' Colbert says. His name was known, and he was a marked and wanted man. But he found a way around the heat. ''Do you remember when American Express came out with temporary credit cards?'' he recalls happily. ''You could go to the 7-11 convenience store and buy a $25 credit card -- sort of like you buy a $25 phone card, only it was good for just $25 worth of credit."

    Armed with a dozen of these cards, Colbert would go to the BellSouth Web site and create numerous e-mail accounts from which to send spam, each account with a fictitious name and address. Since the credit card couldn't be connected to him in any way, he could spam away until BellSouth finally got around to canceling that particular account. ''They were great, totally untraceable,'' he says of the credit cards. ''They don't sell them anymore. I think it's because of me.'' '

    pretty smart feller ;)

    1. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Free_Meson · · Score: 1

      um... did he just confess to innumerable counts of fraud? If I'm not mistaken, lying to someone to obtain something of value for something of significantly lesser value is fraud, though I'd have to look at Florida's statutes to know for sure... I doubt federal statutes would be involved, as though he used the telephone he did so within the state. IANAL, though, FWIW.

    2. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by KC7GR · · Score: 3, Funny

      Smart? Yeah, sure... 'Smart' like the petty criminal he really is.

      Spammers, as a rule, either have zero concept of private property rights, or they (like telemarketers) think they have some mysterious "right" to (ab)use their intended recipient's E-mail boxes.

      If this creepoid is so smart, and making so many $$, why is he living in a dilapidated mobile home in the middle of a Florida trailer park?

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    3. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1, Insightful
      think they have some mysterious "right" to (ab)use their intended recipient's E-mail boxes.

      Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top.

      I hate spammers too, I really do, but which is worse - a few more junk mails, or yet another restriction set up on our supposedly unrestricted speech? One which, I would add, would simply cause spamming to move overseas entirely and continued undeterred - while we still have a bit less freedom in the name of accomplishing nothing.

      Think carefully before firing off the knee-jerk flame, thanks.

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    4. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by rwven · · Score: 1

      eh, who knows. maybe he likes it :) I don't agree with his practices but some of them are quite imaginative... Quite honestly i hate spam and wouldn't blink if all the spammers suddenly fell off the earth, but ya gotta hand it to some of them. Imagine if they actually had the direction in life how much good some of them could do. kinda cool on one side but kinda a crying shame on the other... Kinda like a hacker. If he'd started developing security software instead of breaking through it, we'd all be better off... it's just a misplacement of skills.

    5. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by efflux · · Score: 1
      Corporate entities do not constitue persons, and therefore are not entitled to any "rights" per se. Do a quick google on "corporate personhood" for more info on the issue.

      Likewise, commercial speech is not consider speech proper, and is also not covered. For example, I may be legally be able to lie to you (though not in court or any legally binding contract), but I cannot misrepresent a product in an advertisement. Of course, companies like to push the "misrepresentation" vs "misinterpretation" issue by claiming that the viewee themself had assumed certain messages that were not in the advertisement, while the company actively tries to get the public to assume whatever outrageous ideas they can....but I digress.

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    6. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Corporate entities do not constitue persons, and therefore are not entitled to any "rights" per se. Do a quick google on "corporate personhood" for more info on the issue.

      Just to let you know, I didn't even bother reading the rest of your post after that. Stick your head in the ground if you like, it sucks, but Corporations ARE afforded all rights of personhood, and have since the late 1800s. And there are innumerable Supreme Court cases backing this up.

      Trying to claim otherwise based on strict wording of the original laws, in complete disregard to over a century of court precedents, merely displays ignorance of the workings of our system.

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    7. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if corporations are afforded all rights of personhood then I must insist that all actual persons working for corporations be accorded the status and rights of 'cells' during the periods when they are actively performing work for the corporate 'person.'

      Since cells have a limited lifetime and are being constantly replenished there is no lasting harm if the corporate 'person' were to lose anywhere from a few dozen to millions of 'cells.'

    8. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by LookSharp · · Score: 1

      Repeat after me:

      Pushing ads I did not ask for is not free speech.

      I'm sick and tired of this mindset. Do you work for the Direct Marketers Association, perchance?

    9. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by jake · · Score: 1

      To me this falls under the same category as "your right to swing your fists ends at my nose." That is , you have the right to express yourself (via spam or any other medium of your choice) as long as I have the right to ignore you.

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    10. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Do you work for the Direct Marketers Association, perchance?

      No.

      Now then, to the meat of the issue: Pushing ads I did not ask for is not free speech.

      PLEASE guide me to the area of enacted Federal law which establishes that. To the best of my knowledge:

      -Door to door solicitation is legal, until you tell the person to get off your property.

      -Direct "bulk" snail-mailings are legal, unless you order the company to stop mailing you.

      -Telemarketing is legal, until you tell the company to stop calling. And I note for the record, the proposed DNC List restrictions are currently held up in Federal court for FIRST AMENDMENT review. Ergo, even our trained legal minds have not fully decided the Constitutionality of it.

      I'm not seeing anything in here to suggest that, as of the current state of the laws, unwanted advertisements are anything BUT Free Speech until you order them to stop.

      However, if you would like to counter this assertion with an argument that extends past the level of "sarcastic unsupported statement of belief," I will be more than happy to listen.

      Otherwise, quit trying to restrict American FREE SPEECH just because you're a little inconvenienced. I happen to like my Freedoms they way they are, warts and all, thank you.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    11. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      That is , you have the right to express yourself (via spam or any other medium of your choice) as long as I have the right to ignore you.

      Then, I hope, you would agree with me in saying that a Good Spam / Bad Spam approach to this would be FAR more Constitutional, and would do much to dillute the problem without any unnecessary laws further regulating our speech, yes?

      I'm not pro-spam, I'm pro-speech. We don't live in a completely "hands off" economy. There are consumer protection laws, companies are not allowed to advertise fraudulently or intentionally deceive customers. Offering unworking "opt-out" buttons or hiding behind faked addresses clearly violates this long-established (and necessary) principle. And, of course, selling non-working products is massively illegal.

      Ergo, codify that such practices are deceptive and not acceptible in e-mail advertising. Go after the guys using such practices, no differently than we would someone selling quack pills on infomercials or using the postal service to distribute illegal pyramid schemes. Then, those companies that are actually willing to use spam in a 100% up-front manner, selling legitimate products, without making any attempt to hide or cover their identity, should have the full Right to do so. Surely, at that point with the clearly fraudulent cases weeded out, the Market will ultimately express its approval or disapproval of the process.

      (note: Also not an objectivist, but do believe in theory that Smith's principles hold true in a fairly balanced economy.)

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    12. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      think they have some mysterious "right" to (ab)use their intended recipient's E-mail boxes.
      Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top.

      A spammer's right to free speech does not entitle them to abuse my resources to exercise it. It's the same thing as running into Kinko's, using their copiers to print flyers, and then claiming you don't have to pay because of your free speech rights.

      --
      But then again, I could be wrong.
    13. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the first amendament issue with the DNC list is a smoke screen. the list is the equivalent of a 'private property - do not call' sign and you should have the right to sue tresspassers, just as you can do with land property. Or you want to say that some types of privacy are not as private as others?

      besides, on your own words, unwanted advertisements are anything BUT Free Speech until you order them to stop. that's what the list does - ORDER THEM TO STOP. they no longer are free speech. remember that the issue was whether FTC has the right to maintain the list, not whether the list was or not constitutional.

    14. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullsh!t.

      A) The Bill of Rights refers to people, not corporations. A corporation is not a person, and is regulated entirely differently. They have no Free Speech rights. None whatsoever.

      B) They have no more right to spam my e-mail and harass my telephone than they do to barge into my living room without my permission to try to sell their "goods".

      Think carefully before firing off the knee-jerk flame, thanks

      Thank you, I did.

      Sincerely,
      John Q. Public.

    15. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Okay, that was a good response. (ironic, no offense, coming from an A.C. Get an account, you should have one.) And you hit upon the central legal issue which, I have no doubt, SCOTUS is going to be soon forced to rule upon. (which, I will add, they have studiusly avoided ruling on previously.)

      The central question is this: How much power does each citizen have to restrict speech directed towards them? Like, as someone else quoted, the old saw about, "your right to swing your fist ends at the tip of my nose." At what point does the advertisers' right to swing their fist of advertising end?

      I state at the outset - I have utmost faith in our Supreme Court. I have my beliefs as to the nature of the law, but they outweigh me by a few orders of collected experience. If they say I'm wrong, then I fully respect that as a new precendent guiding the interpretation of the First Amendment.

      As I see it, as a matter of principle, any action taken by a citizen to restrict the Freedoms of another citizen requires a high level of justification. Restraining orders, for example. To say person X no longer has the right to talk to me or come within 100 meters of me. This requires a full court hearing, with evidence presented (occasionally ex parte, but that's a wrinkle), with a judge passing verdict on whether or not the evidence displays a need to restrict that person's Freedoms of Speech and Mobility. There isn't even an ACTUAL Freedom of Mobility in the bill of rights, but it is still treated as a Freedom anyway. (and a good thing!)

      The DNC List, again as I see it, is another form of restraining order. But, it's not a case where someone's life is in danger. No one is threatening them. There are multiple calls involved, which CAN constitute harassment (such as in restraining order cases), but there are provisions in the law already in place wherein you can order a person or a corporation to stop calling. In this case, the Corporation has less freedom than the human. I can order *you*, a person, to stop calling me, but ultimately it's unenforcible until a judge backs me up. A corporation has to take my word on the subject instantly.

      BUT... The problem with the DNC List is that it's *pre-emptive.* Since the 1880s, in our country, Corporations are afforded basically the same Rights and Protections as an individual citizen. I could not get (only as an example) a restraining order preventing ALL JEWS from getting within 100 meters of me. Of course not, it's laughable. Likewise, I would never obtain an order that no Jew could ever call me. It's handled on a person-by-person basis. (note, not anti-semetic, just needed to pick some random group)

      So under what justification can the reverse of that be true for corporations? There is, at this point, no legal precedent for saying "No corporation can contact me." It, again, is handled on a case by case basis.

      And given the lack of precedent to the contrary, I therefore in the end, defer to the Constitution. The Corporations, being comprised of individual humans, SHOULD have the right to engage in free communication until I personally, one on one, tell them to stop.

      The alternative, ultimately, gives each citizen too much individual power to restrict the freedoms of another protected entity.

      And yes, if you can't guess, I *am* a fanatical defender of the First Amendment, for good or ill, and will fight, simply on general principle, any attempt to bend it further unless incontrovertable evidence of the need is shown to me. I see the need that yelling "fire" in a theatre should not be protected speech; I do not find that here.

      And finally, just to end on a note of irony, this post was interrupted midway through by a call from a Telemarketer.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    16. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are sadly mistaken and, were it not for your pompous attitude, I would take the time to point you to the appropriate precedents to demonstrate how confused you really are.

      Unfortunately, you are a total assmunch, and you don't deserve the enlightenment you so desperately need.

    17. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top.

      Does my "free speech" right give me the right to barge into your home and shout a sales pitch at you at 03:00?

      Free speech protects content. It doesn't grant everyone a guaranteed method of delivery.

    18. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Dimensio · · Score: 1

      Then, I hope, you would agree with me in saying that a Good Spam / Bad Spam approach to this would be FAR more Constitutional, and would do much to dillute the problem without any unnecessary laws further regulating our speech, yes?

      There's no such thing as "good spam". If it's sent to my inbox unsolicited, it's "bad spam". Restricting spam based upon content will raise First Amendment issues. The problem with spam is not the content, it's the consent. Spammers are stealing resources in order to send their garbage. That is the issue. The first amendment does not grant spammers the right to use my private property to send their spew.

    19. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      The first amendment does not grant spammers the right to use my private property to send their spew.

      Telemarketers, so far, have the right to use your phone, which is your private property, in making sales calls.

      Bulk-mailers similarly have the right to use your mailbox, which is sort of your property (legally considered as such anyway), in mailing ads.

      Door-to-doors can make use of your house in delivering their spiel.

      If all of those are protected - up until the point you order the person\corporation to stop using your property, why is Spam not?

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    20. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      No, NOW I will be pompous:

      You are sadly mistaken and, were it not for your pompous attitude, I would take the time to point you to the appropriate precedents to demonstrate how confused you really are. Unfortunately, you are a total assmunch, and you don't deserve the enlightenment you so desperately need. Translation: ARGH! You have offended my deep-set belief system that bears little in relation to reality! I would attempt to prove you wrong, but I have no working knowledge of the situation! Therefore, I will put on airs of superiority, while simultaneously NOT producing an argument in favor of my beliefs, while throwing up a smokescreen of childish name-calling.

      Here's a hint. I was not pompous UNTIL NOW. Unless you are suggesting attempting to defend American Rights, even unpopular ones, is itself a pompous act. If so, we're all in deep trouble.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    21. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by rco3 · · Score: 1

      The defining difference here, of course, is the charges involved.

      When a telemarketer calls, you don't pay any extra for the call. Unless it's a cell phone, in which case it's already illegal.

      When a bulk mailer sends you unsolicited bulk mail, you don't pay for it. It has been suggested that the vast quantities of unsolicited bulk mail actually subsidize useful mail.

      Having a salesman knock at your door does not cost you money. Furthermore, a 'no solicitation' sign out front eliminates that right for the salesman.

      Unsolicited bulk email, however, DOES cost you money. Nearly every account I've ever seen puts a limit on mailbox size, on amount of data transferred per billing period, and charges extra when those limits are exceeded.

      So, say I have a 1.5GB limit each month. Say I get 30MB of spam. Then I download a couple of Linux .iso's, my legitimate email, a few pr0n pics - and I'm over by 25MB. I get charged more. Now the spammer has caused me to be charged more money by my ISP. And you can't stop it. You can't ask the spammer to stop, because he's a lying, cheating shithead who exists only to make Bill Gates look less evil. :-)

      That, my friend, is why spam is NOT protected First Amendment speech. Cost.

      You have my admiration for your energetic defense of the First Amendment, but your reasoning and conclusions are flawed.

      --

      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
    22. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      People keep saying this to you but it does not seem to sink in.

      Commercial speech is not the same. It can and has been regulated. Spam is commercial speech.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    23. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      Nearly every account I've ever seen puts a limit on mailbox size, on amount of data transferred per billing period, and charges extra when those limits are exceeded.

      You know, two years ago, I agreed completely with this argument. Mailbox restriction sizes are a practical necessity for any number of reasons - hard drives ARE limited in space, and no restriction existed, you know some jerks out there would take up gigabytes of space using their e-mail account as a spare hard drive. There's no direct correlation there between drive sizes and spam - there are too many other reasons for the restrictions.

      And as for bandwidth charges. This, in principle, exists. However, for one, I've never once seen my internet bill go up within my billing period for any reason, much less specifically because of spam. The only time it's gone up is when *I* have upgraded my service. And as your example illustrates, in terms of bandwidth in this age of broadband, spam represents only a tiny fraction of received mail *in terms of size*.

      But, to provide a related example. You have a small package being delivered to your mailbox. However, because of all the junk snail mail, there isn't room for it in the physical box. The postman leaves one of those little slips, and you have to drive to the office to pick the package up.

      Did the junk mail cause you to drive to the office? Yes, but only indirectly. I've never heard of a case being filed over such a situation, even though the inconvenience to you is greater, and the snail mail is taking up a FAR larger percentage of your mailbox than the spam does. I don't believe a court could reasonably find that there existed enough bad faith, or intent, on the part of the mail-spammers to say they are at fault for your having to drive to the post office.

      Thus, in terms of inconvenience, spam is costing you LESS than postal mail.

      If the MORE intrusive is permitted, why not the lesser?

      I'm also concerned with equal application of laws, incidentally. :-)

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    24. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "If this creepoid is so smart, why is he living in a dilapidated mobile home in the middle of a Florida trailer park?"

      Effects of Isobel?
      (*) None
      (*) None
      (*) Clouds
      (*) Wind
      (*) Removal of a spammer

    25. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut the fuck up already.

      go find something else to make yourself look smart...this is only making you look like a retard.

    26. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top."

      Bill of rights

      Section 1.1: Freedom of speech

      (a) No person shall prevent criminal scum from trespassing on their email servers.

      (b) No person shall complain when the entire internet is taken down, three times, by viruses written for the purposes of sending spam.

      (c) No person shall abridge a spammer's natural rights to fill the email of each internet user with 85 emails daily.

      (d) Illegal or fraudulent schemes, untested drugs, filth and illegal pornography shall be considered constitutionally-protected Free Speech.

      (e) No action shall be taken against those who use stolen credit-cards, where such use is primarily intended to purchase internet connectivity for the purposes of sending Free Speech.

      (f) No person shall have the right to stop listening to free speech, nor to choose who they wish to listen to. Any attempt to stop listening to certain persons is to be considered a violation of their rights under this bill.

      (g) Any person attempting to reveal the identity, network address, or location of a criminal spammer shall be given no access to police resources, and shall consider any attack on their persons to be the due result of trying to list such free-speakers.

    27. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by rco3 · · Score: 1

      So you've never seen your bill go up. So? Fact remains: I pay for my internet service. Spam costs me money. For the same reasons that telemarketing to cell phones is illegal, unsolicited marketing email should be illegal. Your right to market to me ends when I have to pay for your marketing.

      You say that my example illustrates that spam represents a "tiny fraction of received mail *in terms of size*." It does no such thing. It illustrates a single example. I would suggest that many of the accounts which have more stringent limits (my girlfriend's Hotmail account, e.g.) in fact receive MORE spam than useful email.

      Additionally, the whole point of the conversation is this: You believe that current legal precedent and constitutional interpretation allows for no a priori rejection of marketing calls. Yet, it IS illegal to perform that same marketing activity to a cell phone - BEFORE the recipient informs you that it is a cell phone. Clearly, this is a relevant counterexample. There are already conditions in which current legal precedent and constitutional interpretation do NOT allow for telemarketing, on an a priori basis.

      Allow me to further offer an observation, sir. Place not your faith in judges, either, as they are but men like you and I. They make mistakes as well, especially in areas in which they are insufficiently knowledgeable. As do we all...

      --

      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
    28. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      "The postman leaves one of those little slips, and you have to drive to the office to pick the package up."

      That's flawed. I don't HAVE to go pick it up.

      If Johnny Spaman spends me snail-mail spam that overflows my box, I don't have to get it.

      If Timmy Spaman spends me email spam, I have to deal with it and pay for it in someway.

    29. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      You are 100% correct. I have some important political speech I would like to express.

      Please send me your address so I can spray paint it on your garage door.

      -Peter

      PS: I'll give you a cookie if you can figure out the fundamental difference between junk mail and SPAM all by yourself.

      -P

    30. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Darby · · Score: 1

      I state at the outset - I have utmost faith in our Supreme Court. I have my beliefs as to the nature of the law, but they outweigh me by a few orders of collected experience. If they say I'm wrong, then I fully respect that as a new precendent guiding the interpretation of the First Amendment.

      Since the 1880s, in our country, Corporations are afforded basically the same Rights and Protections as an individual citizen.

      I am truly amazed at the doublethink you show yourself to be capable of with these two statements.

      Do you honestly think that it was a good thing to give an amoral legal fiction the rights of a citizen without the responsibilities?

      It has proven to be good for a very few at the top of some corporations, but almost universally bad for the actual flesh and blood citizens.

      I have never bought anything from a telemarketer or a spammer. I will never do so under any circumstances. If I feel I need or want something, I am a big boy and fully capable of finding what it is and where to get it. I do not want anybody contacting me for commercial purposes. Ever.

      Commercial speech is different from non-commercial speech. If I hang a sign on my gate saying "Private property. No soliciting", then it had damn well better be respected as is my right.

      A do not call list is the same thing.

      And yes, if you can't guess, I *am* a fanatical defender of the First Amendment, for good or ill, and will fight, simply on general principle, any attempt to bend it further unless incontrovertable evidence of the need is shown to me.

      Actually, I can't guess.
      You are not defending a person's right to free speech, you are defending the right of a legal fiction to invade my privacy in an attempt to benefit themselves with no possibility whatsoever of benefitting me.

      The supreme court did decide that corporations should have more rights than you and I (Same rights, less responsibility = more rights). Unlike you, I am aware of the fact that the supreme court is fallible and clearly made a horrendous mistake in this case. You said that you think they can do no wrong and all their decisions should be respected regardless since they have more legal training than you. That is a statement I would expect of a subject rather than a citizen.

    31. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I apologize for the anonymous posts, but I don't follow /. religiously enough to feel the need for an account :-)

      that aside, there seems to be a little bit more than restricting the freedom of speech here. First, let me pick on some details. Granted, people who list their phone number everywhere starting with the phonebook could be considered as inviting calls indiscriminately. However, someone who tries to keep his/her number as private as possible would obviously not fall under this category. This is not only about the freedom of speech of the marketer - the people who get called have the right to label certain actions as undesirable and try to block them.

      checking back to the other thread, i see that you argue for the right telemarketers have to use your phone - or spammers your inbox. I don't believe you are correct in this. correct me if I'm wrong, but since these resources are costly to you (internet access is costly and downloading spam,even just the headers, takes bandwidth; incoming calls on US cellphones also come to mind; even the fact that the time you wasted on the phone hanging up on the marketer might cost you money or might prevent you from receiving a legitimate call) they are not in a 'free speech' position. This is advertisement you pay for, even if you don't want it. and there are 2 more things that make it worse: 1. you can't opt out (well, not unless this list goes legal and enforceable) and 2. it's completely impractical (bordering impossible) for you to solve the problem on a one-by-one basis (as you suggested). This pretty much makes the whole thing infringing on one's right to choose not to be disturbed by unwanted advertisement. Hence the need for the 'preemptive' list.

      another analogy - about door-to-door free speech. It seems to be legal to have a doorman for a building that would prevent the salesmen to ever reach your door. Or to have a loose dog in one's courtyard that would discourage them (although this is kind of extreme). How is this list significantly different?

      the problem is related to the fact that although a corporation has person rights, this does not trim it down to a preson's position. resource wise, a person would never match the advertising ability of a corporation, so from your perspective the number of received calls would be small enough to alow the per-call rejection basis. this also implies that an ill-intended individual who would refuse to obey your restrictions could be reasonably dealt with in court. with telemarketers can you honestly say you have the time and resources to sue every one of them that calls you back in spite of your direct request not to?

      finally, about restricting the rights. Not allowing such a list on a Constitutional basis would mean that the use of spam filters would also be affected - after all, you don't block spam on an one-by-one basis (email address, ip), so things like spamassassin are definitely preemptive. you are right, there's a very thin line to be drawn here, but the thinness does not make it inexistent.

    32. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's flawed. I don't HAVE to go pick it up.

      no, he meant a legitimate package. something that's not spam and you'd have had it in the mailbox were it not overflown with spam. a more benign case of an inbox full with spam that can't accept legitimate email (who get lost here) because of reaching the quota limit.

    33. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations ARE afforded all rights of personhood, and have since the late 1800s

      All? Ahh so that's why corporations are allowed to buy votes!

    34. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Remember to use his spray paint.

    35. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1
      I'm not seeing anything in here to suggest that, as of the current state of the laws, unwanted advertisements are anything BUT Free Speech until you order them to stop.
      I've had my personal email address for 8 years, I used it briefly on usenet when I got it, and I had it on my site for a while. Other than that I don't use it anywhere except in conversation with friends, some of whom have been infected with viruses propogating my email address further (I'm sure).

      I get over 6,000 emails a month, of those, 2 are legitimate, and they're both billing notifications, one for my ISP, one for my webhost.

      Free speech is great for you I'm sure, but a) it's not Americanet, it's the Internet, and b) I couldn't give a flying fuck if these spammers had no rights whatsoever, or if they all died horribly for that matter, You cannot defend something as despicable and costly as spam in a worldwide forum by hiding behind the US constitution.
    36. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      No, no. His garage door (inbox). I have to find someone who has carelessly left their shed (SMTP server) unlocked (open), and use their spray paint.

      Thanks for getting it though ;-)

      -Peter

    37. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      JayBlaylock wrote...

      "Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top."

      Sorry, wrong, thanks for playing. That's the same argument the spammers have been using for years.

      The First Amendment states that CONGRESS shall make no law that restricts free speech, etc. I'm not Congress, nor would I want to be, and the First says NOTHING about Internet providers and private property.

      The word 'private' is the key. I run all my own servers -- DNS, mail, web, FTP, the works -- and I pay for the electricity and bandwidth to do so out of my own pocket. If something breaks, I cover the cost of repairs in replacement parts and my labor to put them in.

      I am under NO LEGAL OBLIGATION WHATSOEVER to accept E-mail traffic from ANYone. If I want to block traffic from some other network because I don't like the color of the SysAdmin's car, I would be perfectly within my rights to do so.

      Likewise, if some other admin wants to block traffic from my network because s/he doesn't like my political views, well, that's within their right as well. I can't do Jack Squat about it.

      In short: My servers, my bandwidth, my rules. In the case of other ISPs or 'net-connected hosts, it's their servers, their bandwidth, their rules. Simple private property rights.

      Still think I'm wrong? Ok. Find me an ISP, for example, that will guarantee delivery of E-mail to ANY address under ANY conditions, no matter what. Not gonna happen.

      If, after all that, you still don't Get It, then I'm wasting my energy typing because no amount of logic is going to convince you.

      --

      Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

      Blue Feather Technologies

    38. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Disk space, bandwidth, CPU cycles... there are lots of ways to make that metaphor. :)

    39. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Eggplant62 · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top.

      Read this:

      "Amendment I

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      Where exactly is this supposed right of free use of my email inbox by spammers in the above text. Please tell me exactly how you arrived at that decision?

      Contrast that with this:

      http://antitele.home.texas.net/free_speech.html

      And tell me again how does the first amendment guarantee that a spammer is allowed to abuse my resources to send his message?

      Idiot.
    40. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      And as for bandwidth charges. This, in principle, exists. However, for one, I've never once seen my internet bill go up within my billing period for any reason, much less specifically because of spam. The only time it's gone up is when *I* have upgraded my service. And as your example illustrates, in terms of bandwidth in this age of broadband, spam represents only a tiny fraction of received mail *in terms of size*.

      You have obviously never paid to keep a mail server in a co-location facility where you do pay for your bandwidth usage. There you see the cost effect of spam in a way you don't on an individual level. Multiply the amount of spam the average person receives times the number of mailboxes on your system, figure out how much bandwidth is being used by it, and then you'll see how spam has a very real cost associated with it.

      It only gets worse as it scales up. ISPs get to the point where they frequently have to add additional hardware to handle the fact that 30 - 40% of their incoming mail is spam.

      --
      I like my women like my coffee... pale and bitter.
    41. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      You know, two years ago, I agreed completely with this argument.

      My condolences, and I'm sorry the doctor wasn't able to completely repair the damage from that blow to your head.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    42. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      As I see it, as a matter of principle, any action taken by a citizen to restrict the Freedoms of another citizen requires a high level of justification.

      You don't have any freedom to enter my private property in the first place without my consent, outside of a few specifically carved exceptions (none of which encompasses telephone or e-mail spam). QED

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    43. Re:I've gotta hand it to this guy... by efflux · · Score: 1
      Just to let you know, I didn't even bother reading the rest of your post after that.

      Whose sticking whose head in the sand?

      Stick your head in the ground if you like, it sucks, but Corporations ARE afforded all rights of personhood, and have since the late 1800s.

      Well, yes. They are *afforded* many rights of personhood.

      Anyways... if you would have read the rest of my post you would have seen that I realize that this issue is *debated*. Furthermore, please notice the difference between *afforded* and *entititled to*. Please, try. The have been given the rights, though the have no proper claim to them.

      Furthermore, In Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific, 1886 (which *affords* rights of personhood--the quesiton of "entitlement" by this case here is quite shaky), it only applied the first claus of the 14th admendment. One might think this would sneak in the rest of the admentments, but do you remember when nike was denied the first admendment?

      I'll be god damned. This isn't so straightforward after all.

      Let me finish by looking at the original context:
      "Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top. I hate spammers too, I really do, but which is worse - a few more junk mails, or yet another restriction set up on our supposedly unrestricted speech?"

      Oh. Wait. This has nothing to do with what corporations are allowed--only what they deserve. God damn. Why did you switch context in your reply then?

      To be fair, it seems you just thought you'd try and make me look stupid. Why don't you back off and pay attention to what I'm saying next time. I understand the need to speak clearly but your snide ass comments don't get anywhere.

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      Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes. -- Walt Whitman
  18. spam would stop tomorrow if... by professorhojo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...people stopped buying their crap.

    i mean -- who the HELL buys penis enlargements, weight loss drugs and college diplomas from these sites? obviously -- too many of us.

    prof.

    1. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by droleary · · Score: 1

      ...people stopped buying their crap.

      Wrong. The people selling the crap aren't the spammers, they are the spammers' customers. If there are 1000 people who have access to insert-quack-product-here, all each of them has to do is one spam run just trying to make a profit and your inbox will be bulging. Multiply that by the number of questionable products that can be hawked for 3 easy payments of $19.95 and you're absolutely drowning in spam. The phenomena feeds itself at some point because if someone has a product and keeps getting spam from competitors, they just might hire a spammer to see what profits they're missing out on. Even if absolutely nobody sells a single product, the spammers make money and the spam keeps coming. This will go on like all MLM scams until something in the system burns out; if you can predict what that is (other than simply "money") you'll be a hero to many.

    2. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by sheetsda · · Score: 1

      A friend of mine who got his CS degree this past spring mentioned to me that while he was taking one of his finals for his last semester in college, the computer running the projector in front of the whole class got a net send spam which advertised college diplomas. It was probably looking mighty tempting to those who weren't doing so hot on the exam and it was probably pretty funny to the rest.

    3. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by stop14 · · Score: 1
      spam, unfortunately, is the flipside of the file sharing issue... i think we all know that there isn't a way to put this genie back in the bottle despite various direct legal remedies, increasingly sophisticated antispam technology or heaping does of good ol' fashioned h4xx0r justice.

      you're right, though... if no one was making any cash at this spamming would stop. it seems obvious that spammers are a symptom rather than a cause... as long as there is something to be gained by their services they will always find a way to circumvent laws and technologies.

      my question (and it really is a question)... why isn't there a greater push to create laws that target the people who are hiring the spammers in the first place, such as the folks mentioned in the article:

      His clients were usually small-scale entrepreneurs or Web-site hosts who worked the margins of the online economy: herbal supplements and cut-rate financial services. Sometimes he would be hired to spam for larger, more reputable, companies -- not that he would name any for me.

      eventually money has to change hands, and at that point could there not be a way to prosecute, in a "living off the avails of spam" sorta way? if someone knowingly hires a spammer shouldn't they be held responsible for the actions made on their behalf?

      i know that a great deal of spam and spam-generated business is international, but wouldn't the amount of spam be reduced if the American legal climate became overtly hostile towards businesses profitting from spam?

      just wondering.

    4. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      spam would stop tomorrow if people stopped buying their crap.

      The issue is that spam have virtually zero cost to send. If one person in ten-thousand sends money then the spammer makes a profit. Unfortunately far more than one person in ten-thousand is either senile, mentally ill, or has the IQ of a peacock. It's hopeless to look at the "demand side" of the spam equation.

      It's almost as hopless to look for a spam solution through laws because the internet is a global medium.

      The real solution is to replace the current e-mail system. There are replacement options that canmeet the triple goal of (1) keeping E-mail essentially free, (2) preserve anonymous E-mail, and (3) making spammers pay through the nose. It can be done through reuseable E-stamps. The problem is that it would take a massive switchover to the new system.

      -

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    5. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      "It's almost as hopless to look for a spam solution through laws because the internet is a global medium."

      At least for commercial spam I think you are wrong. All that is necessary to stop commercial spam is to follow the money. If the people seeking the services of spammers are treated as equally guilty of the crime then commercial spam can be quite easily closed down.

      Of course, if the purpose of the spam is not to make a sale then following the money will get nowhere. (Actually, this might not be so bad. Legally all spam is treated the same, but in effect commercial spam is stopped while political/religious spam is only slowed down.)

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      Big Brother Bush is doubleplus ungood.
    6. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by kmac06 · · Score: 1

      Return rate on spam is about .02% (I think).

      Think about the bottom half of the population. They aren't real intelligent. Then think about the bottom half of THAT population. Repeat 10 times.

      Those are the people that buy stuff from spam.

    7. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      All that is necessary to stop commercial spam is to follow the money.

      And when the money leads to any one of 120 different countries?

      You can certainly make it inconvient for spammers with local laws, but you can't do squat about offshore companies. I just watched a documentary where the US tried outlawing internet gambling, they simply set up shop in the Cayman Islands.

      -

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    8. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      "And when the money leads to any one of 120 different countries?

      You can certainly make it inconvient for spammers with local laws, but you can't do squat about offshore companies. I just watched a documentary where the US tried outlawing internet gambling, they simply set up shop in the Cayman Islands."

      The only countries where a spammer could safely setup a long-term operation are countries which don't have much email -- i.e. Internet. All you need to do to get them kicked out of most countries is start a rumor that they're spamming within the host country. It's not the same sort of issue as gambling. What's the percentage of email users who actually like receiving spam anyway?

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      Big Brother Bush is doubleplus ungood.
    9. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Start a rumor? LOL. That won't do squat.

      A legal solution would require compatible laws in 100-odd countries. We don't even have a US law on it, good luck managing it globally.

      It would be much easier replace E-mail software with a system that can solve the problem. We just need someone like AOL or Microsoft or the US government to initiate a switchover.

      -

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      - - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
    10. Re:spam would stop tomorrow if... by Sphere1952 · · Score: 1

      "A legal solution would require compatible laws in 100-odd countries. We don't even have a US law on it, good luck managing it globally."

      I have the feeling a lynch mob would work better than a legal solution. I also have the feeling a lynch mob wouldn't be all that hard to get together.

      "It would be much easier replace E-mail software with a system that can solve the problem. We just need someone like AOL or Microsoft or the US government to initiate a switchover."

      Lessee... 100+ countries... 200+ million computers (extremely conservative estimate:)...

      Please define 'easier'. (P.S. You just listed the three organizations I'm most likely to ignore. I might be more willing to change over if a Debian upgrade just happened to make the change when I wasn't looking, but then again, if one of AOL, Microsoft, or the US government was backing the change I might decide to abort the upgrade.)

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      Big Brother Bush is doubleplus ungood.
  19. Compare two statements.... by John+Seminal · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ''That's not fraud,'' he said. ''If it was fraud, the company wouldn't make any money.'' When I tried to pursue this suddenly slippery definition of fraud, he quickly added, defensively, ''The only sex product I sell is the penis-enlargement pill.''

    and...

    Back in Colbert's mobile home, I ask my spammer guru if he is feeling nervous, now that Congress is in the market for a few high-profile public hangings. Doesn't he fear that Orson Swindle might soon have him in an orange jumpsuit and shackles, doing a prime-time perp walk? ''Congress is full of idiots,'' he notes succinctly. Colbert says he doesn't believe that a strategy of going after a few kingpins will accomplish anything. Politicians will gain some publicity, but in the process, he argues, they will drive smaller operators further underground. ''Spammers will just use even more deceptive practices to keep from getting shut down,'' he says.

    This guy is an idiot. That is the problem with the USA, anyone will do anything for money. There is no ethics at all. It is all self justificating.

    --

    Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

    1. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be worth mentioning that all penis-elargement pills are fraud/scams. Just in case those that read the above don't know that.

    2. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the problem with the USA, anyone will do anything for money.

      Try "that is the problem with people, ..." If you think you Americans have a monopoly on stupidity, you're sadly mistaken.

    3. Re:Compare two statements.... by crawling_chaos · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      That is the problem with the USA, anyone will do anything for money.

      Yes, only in the USA would people do this. That's why I never receive spam from Asia, Africa, or Europe. Your knee-jerk anti-americanism is as bad as the spammers' greed, I'm afraid.

      --
      You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.
      -- Colonel Adolphus Busch
    4. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they weren't fraud/scams, then those pills wouldn't have to be sold deceptively through email.

      For instance, Viagra actually works and has FDA approval. The company has made tons of money off of it. And, if I remember correctly, the market for other aphrodisiacs as dropped, most likely because of Viagra.

    5. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A core debate regarding spam turns on how you are allowed to say no to spam

      I'm sorry, fuck that. I will say no to a waste of my time and resources however I damn well please.

    6. Re:Compare two statements.... by TroyFoley · · Score: 1

      He's also effectively debunking the RIAA's strategy of suing mp3 distributors.

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      After I have received the wisdom of good teaching, I will untiringly teach all people. - The Teachings of Buddha
    7. Re:Compare two statements.... by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      Yes, only in the USA would people do this. That's why I never receive spam from Asia, Africa, or Europe. Your knee-jerk anti-americanism is as bad as the spammers' greed, I'm afraid.

      Uhu, funnily enough all the spam (I see) coming from Asia tends to be advertising American companies. The only spam I get from Europe is Russian Pr0n, with some scammers posting from Africa. I'd say the overwhelming majority is from US sources or advertising US "companies" (>95%).

    8. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is an idiot. That is the problem with the USA, anyone will do anything for money. There is no ethics at all. It is all self justificating.

      I knew some famous folks read slashdot, but George W. Bush himself? Wow!

    9. Re:Compare two statements.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Excuse me while I go copy some MP3's I don't feel like paying for.

    10. Re:Compare two statements.... by mattite · · Score: 1

      That is the problem with the USA, anyone will do anything for money. There is no ethics at all. It is all self justificating.

      I take offense to that. Apparently you have no concept of what the USA is really like. I find your generalization contemptuous, asinine, and conceited. Do you know every single American (that's over 300 million people)? Have you ever been here? I want an apology; but at the very least don't make up words, it's only justificating.

    11. Re:Compare two statements.... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. Look at enron and every other company that robs the working class. Go screw yourself with a hundred dollar bill.

      --

      Rosco: "If brains were gunpowder, Enos couldn't blow his nose."

  20. Something you can due. by Ceadda · · Score: 1

    Due to the fact that it is a cell phone, and, under almost all cell phone plans currently, you have to pay for Text Messages and calls, incoming and outgoing, it is illegal in the united states to send unwanted text/audio spams to cell phones. You may take the offending business to court and collect $500 to $5000 just for recieving said message.

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    *There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape em off Jim!*
    1. Re:Something you can due. by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      hello mr naive. spam is illegal in a lot of places too, with penalties as high. the problem is theres no way to find the people to sue, and even if you do they dont respond and dont pay.

    2. Re:Something you can due. by neglige · · Score: 1

      You may take the offending business to court

      In theory, yes. But since many of those business are registered in some remote country, it's very hard a) to track them down and b) file a lawsuit. But even if they were in the US, it wouldn't help european users, for the same reasons.

      --
      My cats ate my karma. They also wrote this comment.
    3. Re:Something you can due. by TheMidget · · Score: 1

      I notice you have a Bellsouth address. It is a well known fact (btw, repeated in the article) that Bellsouth is a spam haven. Please be so kind and change providers. Bellsouth really doesn't need your money. It has enough with the spammer's money ;-)

    4. Re:Something you can due. by e5z8652 · · Score: 1

      Heck, it's a trick even identifying a business at all. Cell phone records might be easier to track than e-mail, but much of the e-mail spam I've receieved doesn't even identify the merchant. (So even if I WAS interested in the product, I couldn't buy it.)

      My favorite is:

      [RANDOMIZE][RANDOMIZE]
      [RANDOMIZE][RANDOMIZE][R ANDOMIZE]
      [RANDOMIZE][RANDOMIZE]

      --

      null sig

    5. Re:Something you can due. by KronicD · · Score: 1

      As far as i know no mobile providers in australia charge for incoming sms/mms messages, and as such, spamming on mobile devices is becoming quite common here.

      --
      "Those who would give up Essential Liberty, to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety"
    6. Re:Something you can due. by WegianWarrior · · Score: 1

      ...under almost all cell phone plans currently, you have to pay for Text Messages and calls, incoming and outgoing...

      Lemme get this straight... when someone calls you or sends you an SMS, you pay for it? Mate, you're getting screwed. If a telcom here in Europe (and most of the rest of the world I guess) even mentioned that it had pondered the remote possibility of doing that, their subscriberbase would melt away like frozen nitrogen on the surface of the sun. It's not that hard replacing the simcard in a mobile phone y'know...

      --
      Everything in the world is controlled by a small, evil group to which, unfortunately, no one you know belongs.
    7. Re:Something you can due. by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      At least for AT&T and Nextel, here in the US, you only pay for outbound email or SMS, not inbound.

      My brother went camping last weekend in a 'remote' area with no cell coverage. When he got back to civilization, he had 44 spam text emails on his cell phone.

      AT&T says that he can turn off the feature, but then he can't get any.

      What we want is a way to say, "only accept email from my forwarding service email address of: mycellphone@mydomain.com" or whatever. But I agree with another poster: a customized email account would be great... I'd set it to the maximum allowed characters and have it be pseudo-random so noone would be emailing it (except my own procmail script).

    8. Re:Something you can due. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      We don't, however, pay for local telephone calls. For whatever that's worth. I know in Europe, local calls are billed per-minute.

      It would be nice if there were real competition between providers here (number and phone portability), but land line calls are cheap.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  21. isnt' this interesting... by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny
    An NYTimes.com member account already exists for fuckyounyt@fuckyounyt.com. If this is your e-mail address, click here to retrieve your password. Otherwise, enter your correct e-mail address and click below to register.

    I should be surprised, but somehow i'm not....

    1. Re:isnt' this interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey thats my email address, you identity stealer!

    2. Re:isnt' this interesting... by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I wonder if after the nuclear winter of 2050-2060 if new social scientists will conclude that the most popular name amongst males was Fuck and name their children after the technowizrds who created the former society that is around them now only as an aspiring legacy of humankind. Perhaps even greater men will take the name Fuck You as a tribute to the millions of poor Fuck you's who lost their lives in the great fire.

    3. Re:isnt' this interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you try fuckyounyt for a password too?

  22. Confessions of a Spam King by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Confessions of a Spam King
    By JACK HITT

    Published: September 28, 2003

    Brian Smith for The New York Times
    Richard Colbert, spammer.

    1. MEET THE SPAMMER

    ''Click here,'' says my spamming mentor. Hovering over my chair, he points to the computer screen. ''Now click on that file of e-mail addresses there.'' I have been invited by a master for an education in spamming, the practice of blasting millions of unsolicited e-mail messages into the Internet in order to advertise everything from loans with easy terms to women of easy virtue.

    ''Let's go online and download some software,'' says my guide. His name is Richard Colbert. On the Rokso, or Register of Known Spam Operations (a kind of Most Wanted List for the Internet posted on an antispam Web site called spamhaus.org), Colbert is described plainly: ''Nonstop scam spammer, kicked off so many hosts and I.S.P.s'' -- or Internet service providers -- ''it's hard to count.''

    Dressed in blue shorts and a purple T-shirt, Colbert, 31, has blondish hair stuffed under a baseball cap, a prominent diamond earring and a mild twang that betrays his Atlanta origin. He lights up a Monarch menthol as he shows me his computer room, an intimate homemade space built off the side of an aging two-tone mobile home -- robin's-egg blue and white -- which sits among hundreds of Airstreams and Miami Deco single-wides in the Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

    Colbert claims that he's now on a sabbatical from spamming, but he's watching current events and weighing a return. During this interlude, he has agreed to help me learn how the avalanche of solicitations I receive winds up in my online mailbox every day. Who are these guys? Who hires them? How do they get legitimate e-mail addresses? And finally, can federal legislation currently under consideration actually stop them?

    First off, Colbert doesn't think about spam the way I do (or, most probably, the way you do). He likes to call it ''bulk e-mailing,'' for starters. And he considers it just one of the many exciting new markets available on the Internet. He's the kind of guy who is always interrupting himself to tell you about some smart economic angle he has figured out, some new edge.

    ''These shorts are Dockers,'' he says, pointing at the clothes he has on. ''And I got them off eBay. Shirt? Tommy Hilfiger. EBay. Shoes? Nikes. EBay.''

    Colbert and I dig around on the Internet until, under his direction, I find a piece of software that allows for mass e-mailing. These are common and legal, used legitimately by professional archaeologists, say, or chess enthusiasts to form an online group and conduct chats or exchange information.

    Right away there's a problem. The software we've selected requires registration or payment. But Colbert says he once used this very piece of software, slightly altered, when he worked with some other spammers who live nearby. So he snatches his phone and calls a neighbor for support. A minute later, we are back in business. It turns out that an unusually large number of spammers live in this area, the stretch of beaches north of Miami that old-timers loosely call Boca and new-timers know as a staging ground for the smarmier characters in Carl Hiaasen's novels.

    According to Steve Linford, who maintains the Rokso list, there's a good reason that so many spammers wind up on Spam Beach: ''Boca Raton is where they used to run those pump-and-dump investment scams and where the telemarketing sweatshops are.'' The phone scammers and infomercial wannabes of the 80's and 90's -- who themselves supplanted the land speculators who established Florida's earliest cities upon shifting sand and sinking swamps -- have been pushed aside by the new boys on the block, the bulk e-mailers of the Internet.

    2. A SPAMMING PRIMER

    How does a spammer obtain a million working e-mail addresses? Most simply, there are lists you can buy off the Internet. But there are also other, cheaper, ways. A ''dictionary attack,'' Co

  23. In war, cut off the supply lines by Edgewize · · Score: 1

    To stop the spam, we just need to shut down Ebay for a week or two. He'll starve to death.

  24. Everything? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The attack on the WTC?

    The crusades?

    There are hundreds of things.

  25. ARTICLE TEXT (yes, i'm a karma whore) by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 0, Informative
    1. MEET THE SPAMMER

    ''Click here,'' says my spamming mentor. Hovering over my chair, he points to the computer screen. ''Now click on that file of e-mail addresses there.'' I have been invited by a master for an education in spamming, the practice of blasting millions of unsolicited e-mail messages into the Internet in order to advertise everything from loans with easy terms to women of easy virtue.

    Advertisement

    ''Let's go online and download some software,'' says my guide. His name is Richard Colbert. On the Rokso, or Register of Known Spam Operations (a kind of Most Wanted List for the Internet posted on an antispam Web site called spamhaus.org), Colbert is described plainly: ''Nonstop scam spammer, kicked off so many hosts and I.S.P.s'' -- or Internet service providers -- ''it's hard to count.''

    Dressed in blue shorts and a purple T-shirt, Colbert, 31, has blondish hair stuffed under a baseball cap, a prominent diamond earring and a mild twang that betrays his Atlanta origin. He lights up a Monarch menthol as he shows me his computer room, an intimate homemade space built off the side of an aging two-tone mobile home -- robin's-egg blue and white -- which sits among hundreds of Airstreams and Miami Deco single-wides in the Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

    Colbert claims that he's now on a sabbatical from spamming, but he's watching current events and weighing a return. During this interlude, he has agreed to help me learn how the avalanche of solicitations I receive winds up in my online mailbox every day. Who are these guys? Who hires them? How do they get legitimate e-mail addresses? And finally, can federal legislation currently under consideration actually stop them?

    First off, Colbert doesn't think about spam the way I do (or, most probably, the way you do). He likes to call it ''bulk e-mailing,'' for starters. And he considers it just one of the many exciting new markets available on the Internet. He's the kind of guy who is always interrupting himself to tell you about some smart economic angle he has figured out, some new edge.

    ''These shorts are Dockers,'' he says, pointing at the clothes he has on. ''And I got them off eBay. Shirt? Tommy Hilfiger. EBay. Shoes? Nikes. EBay.''

    Colbert and I dig around on the Internet until, under his direction, I find a piece of software that allows for mass e-mailing. These are common and legal, used legitimately by professional archaeologists, say, or chess enthusiasts to form an online group and conduct chats or exchange information.

    Right away there's a problem. The software we've selected requires registration or payment. But Colbert says he once used this very piece of software, slightly altered, when he worked with some other spammers who live nearby. So he snatches his phone and calls a neighbor for support. A minute later, we are back in business. It turns out that an unusually large number of spammers live in this area, the stretch of beaches north of Miami that old-timers loosely call Boca and new-timers know as a staging ground for the smarmier characters in Carl Hiaasen's novels.

    According to Steve Linford, who maintains the Rokso list, there's a good reason that so many spammers wind up on Spam Beach: ''Boca Raton is where they used to run those pump-and-dump investment scams and where the telemarketing sweatshops are.'' The phone scammers and infomercial wannabes of the 80's and 90's -- who themselves supplanted the land speculators who established Florida's earliest cities upon shifting sand and sinking swamps -- have been pushed aside by the new boys on the block, the bulk e-mailers of the Internet.

    2.

    1. Re:ARTICLE TEXT (yes, i'm a karma whore) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was it really worth breaking the law for karma on Slashdot?

    2. Re:ARTICLE TEXT (yes, i'm a karma whore) by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 1

      support. A minute later, we are back in business. It turns out that an unusually large number of spammers live in this area, the stretch of beaches north of Miami that old-timers loosely call Boca and new-timers know as a staging ground for the smarmier characters in Carl Hiaasen's novels.


      So in other words, if we nuke the site from orbit, half of the spammer population would disappear?
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      ELOI, ELOI, LAMA SABACHTHANI!?
    3. Re:ARTICLE TEXT (yes, i'm a karma whore) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for posting this dude. I don't want to have to sign up with NYT. I already did once a long time ago and only used it a few times before the account expired.

  26. Re: Priceless by hendridm · · Score: 2, Insightful
    2. Read the page. It has instructions on how to make it work.
    3. The easiest way to get it to work would be to save the page source to your computer and open the local copy. Voila! No more page referral

    Or you could just sign up for an account so you don't have to go through that rigamarole each time. :D

  27. Helpless? by dougmc · · Score: 2, Interesting
    (A good method for avoiding spam, then, is to always type your e-mail address on the Web this way: Arnie at hotmail.com or ArnieREMOVETHIS@hotmail.com. Humans can look at either and figure out what to do; software -- so far -- is helpless.)
    Helpless? I don't buy that for a minute.

    With perl, in 15 minutes I can make a program that automatically (and correctly) de-spamproofs about 90% of the spamproofed addresses out there. In another hour I can probably get another 5%. The remaining 5% are a lot harder, but they can easily be ignored. (Of course, many humans (think of grandma) have a hard time deciphering much of that remaining 5% as well.)

    Spammers are stupid, yes, but when there's money on the line, they can certainly figure out simple things like this, or if not, they can pay somebody else to figure them out for them. True `hackers' may have their scruples, and may hate spam, but if they're out of a job and a spammer offers them $1000 for an hour's work ... guess what's gonna happen?

    I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet, but just wait -- those who use user@NOSPAMdomain.com are going to find their `spamproofed' addresses getting more and more spam.

    1. Re:Helpless? by hellswraith · · Score: 1

      I just build a form for the user to enter the information in. I post it for form processing on the server, and then send myself the email from there. I figure if it is a legit email to me, I can respond and the user can then have my email address. All community web sites should not allow direct emailing to users. It should always be implemented via a form so a tool can't scan posts on their site for email addresses. I raise all hell when I find a comunity based site that does this...

    2. Re:Helpless? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the address databases could be cleaned. Sure. Spammers are slimeballs, but the address harvesters are slimeballs too!

      The problem is, the people who harvest these addresses don't bother because they are concerned of quantity, not quality. The less brain they need to use to get stuff to sale, the better. They whip out Visual Basic and make a harvester bot that collects zillions of addresses, and you have 5 squillion addresses in no time. Never mind that many might not work - the spammers who buy the addresses spam to those addresses, bill by millions of spamules sent, and they probably don't give any guarantees on delivery to the clients! Or, if selling addresses isn't the thing, sell the shoddily constructed address harvester for an outrageous price.

    3. Re:Helpless? by dougmc · · Score: 1
      The problem is, the people who harvest these addresses don't bother because they are concerned of quantity, not quality.
      Ok, let's assume that you're right (I don't completely agree, but let's assume). So they harvest fooNOSPAM@domain.com. Quantity is far more important than quality, but quality is good too. So what do they do? Easy! They convert this address into two addresses -- fooNOSPAM@domain.com and foo@domain.com. They've increased both their quality (it's now 50% valid rather than 0%) and quantity (two addresses rather than one.)
      The less brain they need to use to get stuff to sale, the better.
      Of course. But if a little brain (or paying somebody else for use of their brain) increases sales by 30% (or whatever), this will mean more money in the spammer's pocket.
      They whip out Visual Basic and make a harvester bot that collects zillions of addresses
      De-spamproofing that 90% of the addresses is easier than writing this harvester bot.

      Never mind that many might not work - the spammers who buy the addresses spam to those addresses, bill by millions of spamules sent, and they probably don't give any guarantees on delivery to the clients!
      I'm sure there's rarely a guarantee. But I'm also sure that `quality' email lists are worth more to spammers than `non quality' email lists, and if 15 minutes of work can make a large improvement in the quality of a list, guess what they're gonna do? It's just a matter of time.

      If it was *truly* quantity and not quality, they'd just randomly generate addresses and not harvest at all. (Yes, I know that some spammers do this, but they at least pick a valid domain and check to see if the mail is accepted -- this is not completely random.)

      People *say* that spammers don't care about the quality of their email lists. I don't buy it. A few invalid addresses aren't going to bother them, but if they can fix 30% of their list in a few minutes, they're going to do so.

      Or, if selling addresses isn't the thing, sell the shoddily constructed address harvester for an outrageous price.
      Spammers are also pirates. Even this very article talked about not paying for the software they used.
    4. Re:Helpless? by dougmc · · Score: 1
      and then send myself the email from there.
      Of course, spammers use these sites to send spam too. And guess what? The spam is suddenly coming from *your* site! You're the spammer!
      I raise all hell when I find a comunity based site that does this...
      Like Usenet?

      Like mailing lists?

      Like Kuro5hin ?

      Like Fark ?

      Like Freshmeat ?

      /. doesn't seem to allow you to send a private message or email to a user at all based on a comment, but if they get a story submitted, it almost always gives their email address right there. It's often spam-proofed, but not in any difficult to decipher manner.

      Looks like you've got a lot of `all hell' to raise. And I wasn't even looking hard -- I was just going down my bookmarks.

      In fact, I can only think of one site that does what you've suggested -- Ebay. They used to give email addresses, but now let you email through their system instead. They may say it was done to cut down on spam, but I'm pretty sure the real reason is to keep track of the emails sent, so they can make sure that people aren't offering to buy stuff outside of the system (depriving Ebay of their commission), `interfering' with auctions (like telling the top bidder that the seller is a crook), stuff like that.

    5. Re:Helpless? by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      address@remuve_ths_and_ths.host.com
      my guess is the most software won't get than one.

    6. Re:Helpless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duhhh! It already has.... with more and more American programmers jobless, you can bet your sweet dippy there are more then enough unemployed programmers willing to write a virus or trojan for spammers.

      Why do you think you are getting all these stupid attachments in the mail in the past few days?

      But when rent has to be paid, and your internet bills are past due, how many of you would actually take up an offer of $10,000 to write a spam trojan and spread it around?

      Money talks and bullshit walks....

    7. Re:Helpless? by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Interesting

      one of my best friends, the guy who got me into Linux, PHP, MYSQL, now does side work for one of the big spammers. If the email you get sent gets bounced back to them, they automatically take you off their list. The feature found in some email clients that lets you bounce the email back AFTER reading it, is one of the best ways to get yourself removed from lists.

      I personally got a separate domain JUST for email. Every time I have to enter my email address somewhere new, I would submit site_name.specific_info_if_necessary@mydomain.com. Then if I start getting spam from someone using that new address, I know who sold me out. I have a catch all for the domain so all email goes to one place. It really lets you know who you can trust. Its also easy to block a specific address that you would never use again anyway to decrease your amount of spam you'd get period, never mind with spam assasin.

      I also decided to get all of my family's names .com so that in 4 years, when my grandmother goes to Google my sister's name, some one hasn't decided to start buying people's name's.com and parking them on porn sites. Grandma will be shocked if my sister's name returns a video of a dirty sanchez.

      Also, as my family members become more aclimated to the idea of utilizing a domain (for a site or just email) they can do so. They will thank me later.

    8. Re:Helpless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was looking for my first job I turned down a $50k job (which is a LOT for a first job where I live, dunno about over there). Why? It was for a direct marketing company.

      Soemtimes you just need to stick to your principled.

    9. Re:Helpless? by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      In fact some spammers are mining "spamproof" addresses.

      3 months ago I did a test after I was getting more and more spam to my "clean" account. I changed the email address on my webpage from original-aliasNO@SPAMmydomain.com to test-aliasNO@SPAMmydomain.com. Within a month, I was getting spam to test-alias@mydomain.com.

      My solution now is is to use a PHP-based script so that my email address is never seen by the public. When I reply to people I don't know, I use a limited lifetime account that turns into an auto-reply in a month directing them to my webpage's PHP contact form.

      No more spam... zip, zero, ziltch.

      I don't even bounce email to 'spam-collected' accounts... it just wastes my mailservers CPU cycles and instead I send it to a single account I'm using to track all wildcard account spam.

      Right now, in just the past week, I've collected 94MB of spam to wildcard accounts (whatever@mydomain.com, whatever2@mydomain.com).

    10. Re:Helpless? by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      15 minutes?

      Try this: s/[A-Z]//g

      A large number of "spamproofed" email addresses I see have the part to remove in all caps, including yours.

    11. Re:Helpless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ultimately, a problem lies herein because of the way the spam industry is set up.

      if spammers were the ones harvesting email addresses, they would not bother with email addresses of users that make an effort to avoid spam, such as user@NOSPAMdomain.com. these users typically do not buy from spam in any case, so making effort to harvest this type of address is pointless.

      however, harvesters sell email addresses to spammers, and care not whether or not the mailbox will likely make a purcahse, but instead hope to gain the largest quantities of working mailboxes.

      in an ideal spam world, spam would only be sent to those who buy from it, which excludes myself. of course though, in an ideal world, i dare not say spam would be extinct, but instead restricted to those who buy from it and are satisfied with their purchase.

    12. Re:Helpless? by dougmc · · Score: 1
      A large number of "spamproofed" email addresses I see have the part to remove in all caps
      Yes. But that won't get you 90%. Maybe 40%. It'll also break a number of other addresses, like BIFF@AOL.COM. You really do need to be a bit smarter than that.

      including yours.
      Actually, I don't obfuscate my email address at all. (If you doubt this, search on Usenet for `dougmc'.) Yes, it gets me lots of spam, but I can filter that. It's a principles thing -- if it's got my name on it, somebody should be able to contact me regarding it, without jumping through hoops to do so.

      If you happened to see /. obfuscating my address at some point today, that was because I was looking at it's options for doing so. Before today, /. wasn't displaying my address at all (I found the option when doing some research for another reply of mine in this thread.)

    13. Re:Helpless? by code_echelon · · Score: 1

      Thats definately a good one that most current software probably wouldn't get however, having everyone figure out these combinations that the current spammers haven't figured out is not the best way to go about resolving the problem.

    14. Re:Helpless? by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2, Funny

      "A good method for avoiding spam, then, is to always type your e-mail address on the Web this way: Arnie at hotmail.com or ArnieREMOVETHIS@hotmail.com. Humans can look at either and figure out what to do; software -- so far -- is helpless"

      Not tried emailing girls have you?

      "What's wrong with your email address? It's just come back as undeliverable or something"

      "What email address did you send it to?"

      "ewhite NOSPAM (at) yahoo.com"

    15. Re:Helpless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it... I'm changing my email address to abuse@mydomain.com -- let's see how many spammers willingly spam that one. :)

    16. Re:Helpless? by Just+Jim · · Score: 1

      Emailing girls? You do realize you're talking to a slashdot contributor don't you?

    17. Re:Helpless? by idiot900 · · Score: 1

      Yes. But that won't get you 90%. Maybe 40%.

      Then again, people who obfuscate their email addresses certainly won't respond to spam to start with, so I guess the point is moot :)

      Actually, I don't obfuscate my email address at all.

      My mistake, I forgot about Slashdot's auto-obfuscator.

    18. Re:Helpless? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I have to enter my email address somewhere new, I would submit site_name.specific_info_if_necessary@mydomain.com.

      Great. And every time you use an example like that, the poor suckers who run mydomain.com get nailed with even more spam.

      The example.com domain exists for a reason, people. Use it.

    19. Re:Helpless? by bafu · · Score: 1

      The feature found in some email clients that lets you bounce the email back AFTER reading it, is one of the best ways to get yourself removed from lists.

      Hm... trying to bounce back that late in the process is questionable. Once the mail server drops its connection from the sending server, all it has left (aside from the IP address of the sending server) is stuff than can be forged. So, your mail client is likely to be bouncing back to some [previously-]uninvolved third party, even if it uses the envelope-from (as opposed to the From: header line).

  28. Mod Parent UP by Catskul · · Score: 1, Troll

    Everyone knows what we do to SPAMMERS here. Address, first, Pictures next, Add this guy to every Junk mail advertizing list we can find, and US Mail DDos him.

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    Im not here now... Im out KILLING pepperoni
  29. Possible solution by The+Kow · · Score: 1

    Simulate an 'address not found' daemon in a reply to the spam sender. It may not always work but if they think they're getting a bad address, sometimes they've been known to take that address off their list, so I've heard (during my stint as customer/tech support for an ISP).

    --
    Moo
    1. Re:Possible solution by Takara · · Score: 1
      Simulate an 'address not found' daemon in a reply to the spam sender. It may not always work...

      The thing about bounced email is that it may only make a diffrence to "clean spammers". The other 95% of spammers forge other peoples email addresses as the from address.

      Now imagine that you are the poor unsuspecting person in the from line. You would not enjoy recieving a few hundred thousand bounced emails on a regular basis.

    2. Re:Possible solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG WRONG WRONG.

      They only consider the address invalid if their sending software gets a 5xx reply from your ISP's mailserver as it sends it.

      Also, since the vast majority have FORGED or made-up nonexistent sender addresses, who the fsck are you gonna send this fake bounce to anyway?

      All trying to 'bounce' spam does is fill up some innocent third parties mailbox with bounced junk, or clog up your ISP's outbound mailserver . The actual spammers will NEVER see it.

  30. He may be a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but I'll give me something to do when I get bored. I not only live (relatively) close to the "Park" but also know the people who own the land.

    1. Re:He may be a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ill meet you there in an hour. I'll bring the tar, you bring the feathers.

  31. Re:Oh. Crap. by realdpk · · Score: 1

    Too late for me. I've received two.

    Nextel really needs to get on the ball and replace the old NNNXXXYYYY@messaging.nextel.com system with user-selectable-arbitrary-64-char-string@messaging .nextel.com (on request of course).

  32. All-time favorite interaction with a spammer by Kurt+Gray · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone has their own favorite story about an interaction with a real live spammer, this is my personal favorite from the archives of Hot Wired's defunct Packet column, called "My Spammer Dream Date"

    1. Re:All-time favorite interaction with a spammer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What language was that written in? Is the illegibility of the article the reason why the column is now defunct? It may just be really bad HTML, but it looks like someone took a chainsaw to the text.

    2. Re:All-time favorite interaction with a spammer by Temporal · · Score: 1

      The article seems to be missing random chunks of text, including HTML tags. How strange. In any case, it is mostly unreadable. :/

    3. Re:All-time favorite interaction with a spammer by code_echelon · · Score: 1

      That interview proves that spammers are the lowest form of humans in the Universe. I consider them on the same level as that guy from the pop tarts commercial with the slogan "Baaaaaammmmmmmmmmm". Just saw that commercial damn I hate that one, if pop tarts ever got into spam I don't know what I would do.

    4. Re:All-time favorite interaction with a spammer by LordKane · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Yea, the funny thing about this particular first person interaction with a live spammer is I also know the guy too. Richard Cobert was trying to set my company up with a marketing campaign, buy some of the customer database software we sell, and I had to deal with him. I still have his purchase info for what he did buy. :-)

      This guy is a total sleaze. I felt slimy just talking to the guy. It's spammers like this guy that cause all the problems. I mean, he has no qualms about how he makes a buck. He even tried to get chummy with me in order to land the deal. He told the most whacked stories about his "old" golf career as a potential pro and how he knew Bill Gates (another reason he's a moron) and could have been rich with him. If he really did know Gates, I can see where he gets his "do anything to make $$$" mentality from. A little later, we found out he was working for Keith Taubb and America Int., another shady list dealer.

      He was just to slimy and we decided he was probably lying that his campaign was totally "opt-in." I cut him loose as soon as possible, and it was so funny to hear about him the next year as one of the biggest spammers on our little rock. This was over 2 years ago now, but even now thinking about talking to him makes me shiver. For once, I understand why tigers eat their young...

      --
      "Victims, aren't we all?"
  33. ....good, better, best by nuintari · · Score: 1

    bad spam is spam, all spam is bad, because even if I block it, it costs me money in bandwidth costs. and my upstream provider.

    non annoying spam is spam that is caught by my block filters.

    good spam is spam that only gets sent to aol users. so i don't have to deal with it, filter it, pay for its transport accross my network, etc.

    better spam is spam that doesn't exist because the spammer realized what a dickhead he was and decided to get a real job where he doesn't make money by annoying the hell out of others.

    the best spam is the empty spam can I am going to beat all spammers to death with someday, because we all know that they never realize they are dicks and decide to quit, they send more fucking spam.

    spam spam spam spam, SHUTUP! spamity spam! wonderful SHUTUP!!!!!!

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    --Nuintari

    slashdot : where an opinion can be wrong.

    1. Re:....good, better, best by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see ... "bad spam," "non annoying spam," "good spam," "better spam," and "the best spam" -- do you have anything without spam?

  34. Anyone got his address yet? by EnglishTim · · Score: 0, Troll

    We need to Ralksy on his ass...

    1. Re:Anyone got his address yet? by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to why 70% of moderators consider this a troll. Perhaps they think that 'to Ralsky' is some kind of gay slang or something.

  35. The self appointed privacy advocates by Krapangor · · Score: 0

    these guys are the real problem !
    What is SPAM ?
    SPAM is a form of direct marketing, where the customers is approached by email.
    Note that direct markting itself was never a problem itself, and it's much older than computers. The first forms of direct marketing can be traced back to the end of the 19th century.
    The main problem with SPAM is that it is undirected. Zillions of people getting zillions of email with offers they don't need. But this doesn't mean that SPAM is useless - if there would be no customers reacting to the offers, then the advertisement would be useless and thus SPAM wouldn't appear. The problem of SPAM is that it is undirected. We get offers we don't need. We might be interested in offer to enhance our TiVos or about newest Linux/*BSD distributions, but we get penis enlargement and hebal viagra instead.
    This is the result of the low quality of the customers databases of the advertisers. If they had high quality databases then the issue wouldn't occur. And the "they will send it anyway"-argument is non-sense because unwanted offers are at best useless and at worst even damageing (bad reputation etc.).
    So we should strive to increase the database quality of the advitisers. This can be done by creating a national/global database were everybody enters his preferences/hobbies and other personal data. Or the goverment could extract such data from emails etc by e.g. the carnivore system. In the end this would create high quality direct marketing with benefits for everyone.
    However, at this stage the self appointed privacy advocates come into play. With their zealot mission to destroy any storage of data of customers or citizens, these people effective block the road to the SPAM solution. Even more they actively decrease the quality of databases leading to more SPAM. In Europe their lobbying pressure got even "privacy bills" issued which make any high quality direct marketing impossible, leading to a increased SPAM level of 24 percent relative to the US.

    --
    Owner of a Mensa membership card.
    1. Re:The self appointed privacy advocates by lrucker · · Score: 1
      ]f they had high quality databases then the issue wouldn't occur. And the "they will send it anyway"-argument is non-sense because unwanted offers are at best useless and at worst even damageing (bad reputation etc.).

      If it was "damaging", they'd be making more of an effort to clean up their databases now - obviously that isn't the case. Unwanted offers may be "useless" to the receiver, but that doesn't affect the sender.

      The problem is that there's no additional cost involved in sending those "useless" offers, while there is a cost in cleaning up the database. Cost of cleanup, after all, is one of the telemarketers arguments about the do-not-call list.

    2. Re:The self appointed privacy advocates by zaren · · Score: 2, Informative
      What is SPAM ?

      SPAM is a form of direct marketing, where the customers is approached by email.


      BZZZZZZT! You're describing "spam", not the tasty pink processed meat product: I quote from Hormel:



      We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of the word "spam" as a trademark and to the use of our product image in association with that term. Also, if the term is to be used, it should be used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM, which should be used with all uppercase letters. -- http://spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm


      Note that direct markting itself was never a problem itself, and it's much older than computers. The first forms of direct marketing can be traced back to the end of the 19th century.

      And before spam came along, the marketer or the seller shouldered the cost of the advertising. They paid for their paper, and the postage, the shipping clerk that handled the mail, etc., etc. Spammers pay for none of that. They illegally access servers in Korea and China to spew their slime, infect computers world-wide with viruses that turn personal computers in spam relay stations, use free email accounts to inject their spew into the network... and the cost of this, in terms of bandwidth, server storage, and all the other reltaed systems and people needed to maintain them, is passed on to the unwilling recipients.



      The main problem with SPAM is that it is undirected. Zillions of people getting zillions of email with offers they don't need...

      No, the main problem with spam is that it's a theft of resources, not to mention fraud, harassment, violation of privacy, and violation of at least two dozen state's laws.

      --
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    3. Re:The self appointed privacy advocates by Analysis+Paralysis · · Score: 1
      Okay, this is a marketroid troll - and possibly a spammer also ... but I'll bite this one.

      SPAM is a form of direct marketing... and The main problem with SPAM is that it is undirected.
      Nice, contradictory start. And wrong to boot - the main problem with spam is scale. A dozen companies sending an email a month may be tolerable to many - several hundred thousand doing so is not. And on the Internet, every company can spam, almost regardless of geography or budget making the problem several orders of magnitude worse than postal mail. The lower cost of entry also makes it easier for the real scams and frauds to join the party too.

      if there would be no customers reacting to the offers, then the advertisement would be useless
      Spam is cheap - the article gave rates as low as $25/million emails. That means that even a 0.01% response rate (which would kill any other marketing medium) covers the outlay. And rather more than 0.01% of people could be classed as "got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't looking" - believing even the most seemingly obvious scams.

      So we should strive to increase the database quality of the advitisers. This can be done by creating a national/global database were everybody enters his preferences/hobbies and other personal data.
      No thanks - my personal data is just that, personal. You seem to labour under the delusion that all consumers welcome marketing "information" and just want a way to be able to have the choicest pieces delivered to their door. In reality, the majority of consumers find most advertising a waste of resources and something to be tolerated at best and would not be prepared to disclose personal data just for the dubious privilege of receiving "targetted" junk. Why do you think the Do Not Call list gained 50 million entries? This isn't expressing a preference for marketing, this is a rejection of it completely.

      The idea that people should have to submit all their personal details just to have "high quality" marketing is the typical view of the professional marketer who cannot accept the simpler truth that most people would rather do without them completely. If someone wants a product or service, they should make that decision on their own initiative, do research to find the best price/make and then make a purchase. Advertising simply increases the price, promotes presentation over quality of product and, psychologically adds a great deal of stress to most people's lives since it tries to "create" a need by promoting feelings of inadequacy. Feel intimidated on the streets? Get some Nike trainers! Can't pull the opposite sex? This new aftershave/perfume/car will!

      self appointed privacy advocates come into play. With their zealot mission to destroy any storage of data of customers or citizens, these people effective block the road to the SPAM solution
      Quite a statement given that you haven't yet provided a solution. In any case, privacy advocates are about "freedom of choice" - you do know what that is, right? Most databases are assembled without the knowledge, let alone the consent of those included and most only find out about them when incorrect data causes problems (like with identity theft). There are occasions where data does need to be stored - I want to be able to see my bank account transactions or utility bills for the last month. However, I do not want this information then sold on to all and sundry and this is where legislation is needed. In the US, this approach is currently piecemeal (with over 90 separate pieces of legislation covering areas such as health, biometrics and children - a more detailed comparison between the US and EU can be found in this PDF) while the EU has a single directive.

      In Europe their lobbying pressure got even "privacy bills" issued which make any high quality direct marketing

    4. Re:The self appointed privacy advocates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "SPAM is a form of direct marketing... and The main problem with SPAM is that it is undirected."
      Nice, contradictory start.


      Actually, it's not. While I agree with much of the rest of what you say, this isn't a contradiction. Direct != Directed. Direct means that it's one-on-one. I'm sending an email to YOU, for example. Directed means that the one-on-one aspect targets a specific set of people, eg: those who have small dicks. If you have a big dick already, then my direct marketing effort, while still one-on-one, has reached the wrong audience or has reached all possible audiences (eg: if you're female). This makes it undirected.

      BTW, no I'm not a spammer. Just a hypothetical example.

  36. The picture alone should make spammers reconsider by woobieman29 · · Score: 1

    Good god...get a load of this loser in his disco mobile home. If I was a spammer I'd be looking to change jobs quickly, just to avoid being associated with this ass.

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    \/\/oobie
  37. Distributive justice by wytcld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But the distributive-justice approach is all but dead in Congress, at least in part because of the Republicans' deep antipathy for trial lawyers.

    If we empowered individuals to sue spammers, then trial lawyers would make money, so it is bad. Ours is a system of laws, but setting up laws so that individuals can hire lawyers to protect their health, property or privacy is bad, because any lawyer who would profit by helping individuals in those causes is bad. Laws should only provide opportunities for corporations and corporate lawyers, never for individuals and the guns-for-hire they bring to the arena.

    Republicans ... beloved of Libertarians ... why?

    --
    "with their freedom lost all virtue lose" - Milton
    1. Re:Distributive justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh..

      $500 is small claims court. I dont think you are even allowed to have an attorney.

      No, trial atorneys have nothing to do with why they want some legislation that will let them spend millions of dollars creating yet another innefective buraecracy that can claim to be doing something good.

    2. Re:Distributive justice by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      Just allow it to go to small claims court, no need for a lawyer.

    3. Re:Distributive justice by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      "Republicans ... beloved of Libertarians ... why?"

      Because most people who call themselves liberterians are actually republicans who don't want to admit it. Quiz any liberterian and you'll find out the following.

      1) They mostly vote for republicans.
      2) They sometimes (rarely) vote for liberterians.
      3) They have never voted for a democrat and never would no matter who ran or what their positions were.

      Q) Of all the candidates with a remote chance of winning which one is the most "liberterian"?

      A) Howard Dean.

      You think any liberterian would vote for Howard Dean? Not in your dreams.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

    4. Re:Distributive justice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans ... beloved of Libertarians ... why?

      Guns. Next question?

  38. I'm with you 99%. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FWIW, in Europe it's pay for outgoing, don't pay for incoming. I'd hate to live in the US. :P

  39. utilize obfuscated usernames by CPgrower · · Score: 1

    To avoid the dictionary attack, why not use some random letters/numbers for your username? Something truly random, looking fake.

    1. Re:utilize obfuscated usernames by jonfelder · · Score: 1

      Because while you may not get spam...no one will be able to remember your email address either.

    2. Re:utilize obfuscated usernames by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever needed to give you e-mail address over the phone for some reason (usually business)?

      It is hard enough to give reasonable e-mail addresses, let alone random ones.

      I use sneakemail for online transacitions, it work great there with cut 'n paste, but when I signed up for a newsletter by phone (only option) I had to give a real address since trying to ensure that a random string generated by sneakemail would have taken nothing short of forever and might have meant that I never received the service I was paying for.

    3. Re:utilize obfuscated usernames by Unsolicited+Commando · · Score: 1

      Ummmm... isn't the nature of a dictionary attack such that they just try all character combinations in sequence? I don't see how random letters/numbers would help you in that case. Maybe you could just always use zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz@domain.com

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      Get revenge: Unsolicited Commando

  40. What's really interesting... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    ...is that Mozilla 1.2 on RH9 completely barfs when opening that link. Wierd.

    --
    Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
  41. Re:Drugs fuck you up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I think this article should be retitled "Interview with a Fucking Asshole."

    Anyone else like to chime in?

  42. Mail.app "Bounce" by lrucker · · Score: 1

    OS X's Mail.app's "Bounce" feature does this. Only trouble is that a lot of my bounces bounce right back to me.

  43. Who buys this stuff? by ToddUGA95 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fat people with small penis' who never went to college I would assume.

  44. What a life! by tit0.c · · Score: 1

    Check out this guys alleged bio : from the mention in the article

    Apparently he suffers from mental problems.Hes been through hell! And surprisingly hes asking for paypal donations!Let me just provide him with some money and my email address...
    Poor guy.

    Oh wait maybe this is just another scam...

    1. Re:What a life! by rerunn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Link is dead.

      Here is his Ebay feedback pack. He likes dishes?

      Here is his Ebay About Me page.

      Who is Bowie LTD?
      Bowie LTD is a Partnership founded by Richard A. Barboza and Richard D. Colbert in March 2003. Our Federal EIN is 55-0826011. Any further information you may require on our Company or its Partners can be obtained by emailing sales@bowieltd.com. You may also visit our website @ http://www.bowieltd.com/.


    2. Re:What a life! by Chatmag · · Score: 1

      From the bio, I'd say he's setting himself up for an insanity defense of some sort.

      --
      Pete Carr Owner Chatmag.com
    3. Re:What a life! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... after learning of my demise he fought the state of Georgia to get custody of me ...

      He should be buying English writing books from Ebay or at least a dictionary!

      I guess reports of his 'demise' were greatly exaggerated!

  45. Spamming doesn't pay by mabu · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This freak has a NOC in a mobile home. He buys his clothes off of ebay. Yea, more evidence of how lucrative spamming really is. That's another myth that needs to be busted: that spamming is profitable. It is not. Spammers can't build a successful business when the business is built around violating the law and stealing computer resources. The people that spam today are the same losers who would be running around slapping illegal signs up on telephone poles promoting Ponzi schemes.

    1. Re:Spamming doesn't pay by JayBlalock · · Score: 2
      He buys his clothes off of ebay. Yea, more evidence of how lucrative spamming really is.

      Any businessman who throws away profit needlessly is a fool who does not deserve profit.

      Any businessman who uses any advantage he can find to lower his business expenses will see greater profit.

      ...

      If you're going to hate, come up with a decent reason. Posts like that do nothing to enhance your intellectual standing.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    2. Re:Spamming doesn't pay by fermion · · Score: 1
      The fact that he can afford a place to stay and clothes implies that it does pay. The fact that it does not pay much is less relevent.

      I wish we could say that crime usually doesn't pay any better than a real job, and comes with considerable more risk, so you might as well get a real job.

      Of course the government won't fund enough education so the common person could understand what that statement meant, and the government is more concerned with killing people than helping the economy, so perhaps there are no jobs to be had.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    3. Re:Spamming doesn't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      may not be particularly profitable, but costs the spammer next to nothing. id do something that costs nearly nothing that potentially returns any profit if it werent for my ethics.

      damn ethics.

    4. Re:Spamming doesn't pay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, you should be aware of something very important and specifically applicable to you:

      Slashdot does not welcome spammers, which you clearly are. Go away please, you have no friends here.

  46. Re:Something you can do (in Europe) by frankie · · Score: 2, Informative
    not that hard replacing the simcard in a mobile phone

    Sigh. One of the many advantages of having a unified cell infrastructure, unlike the USA. Each provider has their own network, which means you need to buy a new phone if you switch. Heck, we still can't even port our number with us.

  47. Definately not the right one. by Ceadda · · Score: 1

    Since the mobile home park is on a Blvd. Not a Ave... unless its so huge they decided to give it its own street system?

    --
    *There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape em off Jim!*
  48. Informative Article, But... by KermMartian · · Score: 1

    I thought it was incredibly ironic that he spams people in order to get clients for spamming. If he has such low response rates, wouldn't prospective clients be less likely to hire him?

  49. Does God hate spammers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If that trailer park the guy is living in gets leveled by a tornado, we'll know.

  50. What about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Richard D Colbert
    1765 NW 39th Ct
    Fort Lauderdale
    FL 33309
    Tel.: (954)484-9977

  51. Better solution by Artius · · Score: 1

    Have your email address actually be: NOSPAM@domain.com The spammers will automatically filter out that NOSPAM token - too bad for them it's legitimately part of the email.

    1. Re:Better solution by dougmc · · Score: 1
      too bad for them it's legitimately part of the email
      Congratulations. You've now put yourself firmly in the remaining 5%.

      Actually, not that firmly. The software could easily see that removing NOSPAM leaves you with an obviously invalid address, and therefore leaves it there. NOSPAMfoo@domain.com would be better.

      Of course, this address would cause problems with humans ... who would remove NOSPAM too, out of habit.

    2. Re:Better solution by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      This is why I have always set up a
      spamMe@somedomain.com as a real email address and use that for public email lists. It works great.

      --

      War is necrophilia.

  52. Hello my name is Richard Dennis Colbert Jr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I was born in Decatur, GA on January 25, 1972 to Richard Dennis Colbert (Sr.) and Deborah Mae Colbert (Williams). In 1976 my father left my mother, as he has since told me it got so bad that it was either leave or kill her (and he had already planned out her murder).

    In 1978 I was forced to have sex with a woman (not to be named) while I had a loaded 357 Magnum to my head.

    Throughout my childhood from 1978 (age 6) to 1985 (age 13) I was repeatedly physically and mentally abused and at the age of 13 (in 1985) I was placed in State Custody in Georgia. Between the ages of 13 & 17 I was bounced around between more than a dozen group homes, foster families and shelters. At 17 I was placed in a group home in Cedartown, GA where I was repeatedly physical and sexually assaulted by members of the staff. After more than 30 times of running away from this group home and going straight to the police to report the offences I was placed in Northwest Georgia Regional Mental Hospital for three months. While there I tracked down my father in Texas whom I hadn't seen in over 12 years, after learning of my demise he fought the state of Georgia to get custody of me. When he won, I was removed from the hospital, taken to Atlanta and put on a bus to Texas. Due to the enormous span of time we had been apart and the horrific child hood I had endured so far we did not even come close to getting along. After a few short months I left and went back to Georgia to live with my mom (boy was that a huge mistake). As I am sure you can guess that didn't work either. Subsequently I hitchhiked across the country for a couple of years and then in Jan. of 2001 I went into the US Navy. Right after boot camp I met Angela Marie Canatarro. She was the apple of my eye and three weeks after meeting I asked her to marry and she accepted. Three weeks after that she got stationed in San Diego, CA and I got stationed in Virginia Beach Virginia. For 8 months we didn't get to see each other until finally I got myself thrown out of the Navy. The Navy put me on a bus back to Atlanta, as soon as I got their I hitchhiked to San Diego in 3 days. When I arrived at her base her two roommates met me at the gate. On the way to the barracks they informed me that she was on Base Restriction. They wouldn't tell me why, but they did tell me that she cheated on me with three different guys during our 8 month separation. Needless to say I went off on her and called of our wedding. A couple days later she called me at my hotel and begged me to take her back. I went to the base to talk to her, when I got their her two roommates again met me at the gate and told me why she was on base restriction. As it turns out she pawned the wedding set I bought her and had her roommate that had moved out earlier that day arrested for stealing it. Well I went off on her again, however a few days later I took her back again. Shortly after that she developed a sever case of the measles/mumps or something like that. While she was in the hospital I went to see her and she told me it was over, that she never wanted to see me again. I walked out of the hospital, went back to my hotel and checked out and caught the bus to LA. For the next year I went from LA to Las Vegas to Atlanta to Key West to Fort Lauderdale. Once in Fort Lauderdale I spent the next two years on the streets (homeless). Finally in 1995 I met a Doctor (a man) who I really liked and moved in with him (as his lover). Four months later (in January of 1996) I moved in with Richard Barboza a man that I had known for over three years and whom I liked even more. Three years after moving in with Richard I started working for a guy in Coral Springs, FL. He sold custom built computers over the internet and used Bulk Email to promote his business. While I was working for him, building/shipping the computers and doing tech support, I picked up how he was Bulk Emailing. Shortly after learning to Bulk Email I went to work for one of his friends and began sending out massive amounts of Bulk Email for numerous customers. In 2001 I qui

    1. Re:Hello my name is Richard Dennis Colbert Jr. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is my picture: http://bowieltd.com/me_large.jpg

    2. Re:Hello my name is Richard Dennis Colbert Jr. by randyest · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hey fuckwit moderators: this is not offtopic. It's from the spammer's own website mentioned in the article.

      There really needs to be some sort of IQ test before mod points are given out. Really.

      --
      everything in moderation
  53. Next Headline: by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    The Internet, AP
    Computer hacking site Slashdot posts instructions for breaking into New York Times Online Website.

    --
    Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
    -- Pablo Picasso
  54. Harness Daytime TV for the powers of good by MattGWU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing that I've always wondered is why no groups have embarked on a public education campaign against spam? These days, there are public service announcements for everything. How much could a 20 second spot between a Metamucil ad and a personal injury lawyer be during some Judge Shrill Crackpot at 2:30 on a Tuesday?

    Hit the bootleg Viagra and weight loss crowd where they live: glued to their couches during prime soap and talk time when the rest of us are at work.

    The only question is how long would 'the industry' sit on their laurls while we badmouth their fine, economy-stimulating trade. Do Not Call List, the fine folks at the DMA, and Federal judges, I'm looking in your direction.

    Food for thought. I'm not sure who would be producing these ads, but I'd kick them some money...

    --
    "These people look deep within my soul and assign me a number based on the order in which I joined" --Homer re:
    1. Re:Harness Daytime TV for the powers of good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, why have the large ISPs (e.g., AOL, EarthLink) not embarked on massive "customer education initiatives" telling people not to buy products marketed via spam?

      Given the massive resources ostensibly involved in filtering/spooling all that junk email, you would have figured that the very first message in an AOL user's inbox would be a passionate plea to never, ever, ever buy anything that they heard about via email.

    2. Re:Harness Daytime TV for the powers of good by Albhar · · Score: 1
      One thing that I've always wondered is why no groups have embarked on a public education campaign against spam?

      One thing that I've always wondered is why no groups have embarked on a public education campaign against stupidity^H^H^H^H^H^H MS virus?
  55. Re: Then how did... by zr-rifle · · Score: 1

    ...Al Capone become the King of Chicago?

    --
    Hack your mind out of its sandbox.
  56. DO YOU KNOW THAT TO BE THE SPAMMER? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    If the info you posted is not the spammer, I hope that the person who gets bombarded with phone calls, catalogs, and hate mail, subpeonas your IP address from Slashdot, subpeonas your identity from your ISP, and sues the living shit out of you.

    1. Re:DO YOU KNOW THAT TO BE THE SPAMMER? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No fear, I don't live in a country as positively nazi as the USA.

    2. Re:DO YOU KNOW THAT TO BE THE SPAMMER? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      No fear, I don't live in a country as positively nazi as the USA.

      So a country which has civil laws to protect people from harassment is "positively nazi"? What country do you live in where you can falsely accuse people of something without fear of them having legal recourse?

    3. Re:DO YOU KNOW THAT TO BE THE SPAMMER? by phannah · · Score: 1

      I can't be held responsible for providing the information, all I did was copy and paste, not a big feat. In addition, the information is readily available on the Internet, it's how the information is used.

      Exactly the same game with SPAM and E-Mail, E-Mail addresses are readily available on the Internet, through search engines, or whatnot, but, not everyone will harvest them for mass E-Mail purposes.

    4. Re:DO YOU KNOW THAT TO BE THE SPAMMER? by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      I can't be held responsible for providing the information, all I did was copy and paste, not a big feat.

      Actually, you can be held responsible for anything that you do. If your actions result in some innocent person being harassed, stalked, assaulted, etc., you can bet that he's got a case that you did not exercise due diligence.

      Even ignoring the legal questions, what about ethics? How would you feel if you had the same name as some pedophile and found your home address and phone number posted online as a 'could-be' type of listing in a thread discussing pedophiles?

  57. His e-mail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Administrative Contact:
    Colbert, Richard pcheaven2k@zwallet.com
    2400 W Broward Blvd
    Suite 523
    Fort Lauderdale, FL 33312
    US
    954-327-0766

    Whether it be real or not.. Someone find out ;-)

  58. That is why spam will continue. by Population · · Score: 1

    It annoys millions of people, but it brings in enough money to keep you in trailer payments and those fashionable ebay shorts!

    This guy is 31 and he's bragging that he's wearing Nikes and Dockers? Dockers? Pants that sell new for $30? Were they used when he bought them on ebay?

    He doesn't even pay for the shareware he's using. But he brags that he's made $130,000 in the past.

    These losers don't care how many people they annoy as long as it brings in the pittance necessary for his continued extravagant lifestyle.

    1. Re:That is why spam will continue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well as all bad things usually come to an end, so will spammers. California's recent laws and allowing spammer-hunters a bounty will turn the spam industry on its ear.

      the fact is, spammers will go to every length to make a buck. I will be surprised that when that buck can be made for shutting *down* spammers, a balance will be struck, and spammers will become the hunted, by other former spammers, because it's just more lucrative.

  59. So... What did all that cash do for him? by poweroff · · Score: 1

    From page 2: But even after the bubble burst, spam was handsomely profitable. ''I cleared $130,000 in 10 months,'' Colbert says, ''the best money I've ever made.''

    From page 4: ''It's a Dell Pentium 233,'' he says. ''I got it for $15, plus $23.95 shipping.'' A cloud of smoke fills the side room of the single-wide.

    I hope if I ever make $110k in 10 months, I have a little more to show for my labor than a P233 and a single-wide in a park! Sounds like he's scratching to come up with that.

    Perhaps Marcy Playground has some insight:

    And all the whores on Blecker Street
    They wear the blissful grin
    Caused by the drugs they take
    To relieve them of their sins

    1. Re:So... What did all that cash do for him? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well perhaps, but I imagine his monthly expenses are somewhere around $500/mo or less. Extrapolating his wages to 12mo and after paying taxes, assuming he pays them, he probably pulls in about $8500/mo and that is being a bit convervative. I bet he makes at least $8K/mo profit. Not too bad. If you could keep that up for say 2 years and saving it all, youd have $200,000 saved up. From tht you could purchase a decent house in cache and work even crappy paying jobs and you'd always have a nice house that is yours. Hell, if you could keep it up for say 5years and after purchasing a house and a decent car with your $200,000 savings at 5% interest and a crappy job ($12-15/hr) you could live fairly decently. What really kills you is your rent/mortgage payments.

      As much as I hate spam, I'd do what he's doing. With my even knowledge I could probably do even better than he.

  60. Solution: by Delusional · · Score: 1

    Nuke Florida.
    (Those who have read the article will understand)

  61. Lesson for Help Desk people... by rusty0101 · · Score: 1

    If you have asked the person on the other end of the phone to power off the computer, then power it back on, and they report that they see "the same thing" and you know that the computer has not had time to reboot, suggest that they turn off the "hard drive box". If they seem confused, point out that there is a box, possibly on the floor where they put their music CDs, or their floppy disks, that's what you want them to power off and back on.

    --
    You never know...
  62. Tell the NYTimes a PC is not a 'hard drive' by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

    Maybe then they'll try to hire reporters with a clue. Nah.

    Complain about it here.

    1. Re:Tell the NYTimes a PC is not a 'hard drive' by randyest · · Score: 1

      Good idea, but the submit button on that page appears to do nothing. Try here instead.

      --
      everything in moderation
  63. here he is by iocc · · Score: 1

    "at the end of which is a link to bowieltd.com, one of Colbert's Web sites."

    $ host www.bowieltd.com
    www.bowieltd.com CNAME bowieltd.com
    bowieltd.com A 66.176.55.110

    $ host 66.176.55.110
    Name: c-66-176-55-110.se.client2.attbi.com
    Address: 66.176.55.110

    Tsss... *send mail to abuse@attbi.com*

    1. Re:here he is by herrvinny · · Score: 1

      Isn't it against AT&T's TOS to host web sites on personal cable lines? Tsk, Tsk.

  64. Key words and why the IRS might care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Payment to Colbert was strictly old-school. ''I didn't ever take credit cards,'' he says. He would insist on being paid by money order or check. .....
    But even after the bubble burst, spam was handsomely profitable. ''I cleared $130,000 in 10 months,''


    Mr. Colbert meet IRS Audit. Audit meed Mr. Colbert.

    Anyone care to do a better interduction?

  65. The most interesting question is... by degradas · · Score: 1

    ...is he still alive? Would not be if I lived in the US :-)

  66. Check his recent purchases. by Population · · Score: 1

    It looks like he's trying to build up stock for a yard sale. "Gay Monopoly"? Reindeer ashtray? Hideous vases? Back issues of Daredevil comic?

    If my life ever got that pathetic, I'd just suck a bullet.

    It's like an unholy cross between an 8 year old punk and an 80 year old grandmother.

  67. Worse - Nigerians abusing Internet Deaf Relay by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A couple of months ago I got a call on my cellphone from the AT&T-run deaf relay service, which has expanded from relaying TDDs to relaying from some Internet interface (I think web?). It was, as near as I could tell, a Nigerian scammer. It was obviously not an American, because they were calling me on a Sunday evening on Memorial Day weekend to talk about a business opportunity, and I asked what time zone they were in and it was compatible with being daytime in Nigeria... I asked the operator if she could trace the call but apparently she couldn't.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  68. From Orbit...It's the only way to be sure. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -Cowards Anon.

  69. Reality Check by JayBlalock · · Score: 0
    (it'll be a miracle if this gets modded up)

    And let me just preface this by saying I'm not a spammer, I have never spammed, and I dislike the daily purging of my Hotmail box as much as anyone.

    Now then, everyone knee-jerking with "KILL SPAMMERS!" "MAKE SPAM ILLEGAL!" take a step back and look at the situation logically for a moment, difficult that may be given what an emotional topic bulk commercial e-mail apparently is.

    I'll work under the assumption that most people replying to this are American. We have, I'm sure you remember, a little thing called the Bill of Rights. The First entry on this list reads: "Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press..." Any of you in other democracies, you probably have a similar clause. The Government is not allowed to restrict speech.

    Now then, over the years, exceptions have been found. Shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded room is not protected speech. Urging an assembled mob to violence is not protected speech. Openly plotting to kill your leader is not protected speech. We accept these restrictions because the slight loss of Freedom is GREATLY outweighed because of the societal benefit. But we still accept ANY restriction grudgingly, and with hestation.

    Does "because I have to click "DELETE" a few times" REALLY count as a justifable reason to restrict free speech, with open speech being THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT of any democracy? Hmm. Incite a mob to violence... killing the president... advertising herbal weight supplements. I'm just not seeing the progression there.

    People are fond of quoting this one in civil rights articles, so I'll repeat it: "Those who sacrifice liberty in the name of freedom deserve neither." (Franklin) Are any of y'all SERIOUSLY arguing that FURTHER restrictions on the Freedom of Speech are actually justified in this case?

    And if you're in doubt, let me outline the future scenario. Let's say, The People express their Will. Congress passes a law further restricting speech, banning all unsolicited commercial e-mail. Yay! Yay! Go us! No more spam, right? WRONG.

    Making a profitable activity illegal DOES NOT MAKE IT GO AWAY. Some of the most serious societal blunders America has made have revolved around that false belief. (like Prohibiition) Spam makes money, sad but true. The Spammers aren't going to just quietly slink off into the night. They'll just relocate overseas, to where there are no restrictions. Suddenly, sure, you've got no bulk e-mail coming from within the United States - but you've got even more pouring in from China, Taiwan, South America, and any other country without anti-spam laws.

    Further, it would be a country with no fair business regulations either. Want a working "opt out" link? Forget it. Valid return address? Never. ANY legal recourse against the spammers? Not a chance.

    And thus, in short, you will have sacrificed your Liberty in return for ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

    So, I ask you, is THAT the American way?

    --
    Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    1. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      moron

    2. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      (it'll be a miracle if this gets modded up)

      Because you're an idiot.

      The Bill of Rights refers to people, not corporations. A corporation is not a person. They have no Free Speech rights. None whatsoever.

      They have no more right to spam my e-mail and harass my telephone than they do to barge into my living room without my permission to try to sell their "goods".

      And let me just preface this by saying I'm not a spammer, I have never spammed...

      Ha! Your ABUSE of CAPITILIZATION gives you AWAY as the REAL SPAMMER that YOU are!

    3. Re:Reality Check by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      The Bill of Rights refers to people, not corporations. A corporation is not a person. They have no Free Speech rights. None whatsoever. Sigh. Hate to break to to you, but suck though it may, Corporations have had all the Constitutional protections of a human being since about 1890.

      The constitution itself does not address the matter directly either way. Subsequent Supreme Court precedents have defined the Bill of Rights as extending to Corporations - being legally viewed as a collective of People. This has held true for over a century, and will continue to hold true, until the Surpreme Court issues a decision which counteracts this previous ruling.

      Please do not call people idiots if you're so unfamiliar as to the workings of precedents within our legal system.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    4. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see where you'd think this is a free speech issue, but there is a reason why I think it's not that simple.

      When I was in high school, the movie "The Last Temptation of Christ" came out, and there were picket lines at the theaters that chose to show it. There was much hue and cry that these people were trying to restrict freedom of speech. They have been over-reacting, but restricting freedom of speech they weren't. The movie theaters were free to show the movie if they wished. They would have picket lines if they did, but that's also freedom of speech. Some theaters chose not to show the movie, and you know what? That's not an abridgement of freedom of speech either. The theaters are private organizations, and it's their choice whether to provide the avenue for the speech. My point is, freedom of speech means you aren't restricted from saying what you wish, but this does not mean society has some kind of obligation to provide you a convenient vehicle to do so. Freedom of speech means that we do not restrict anyone from making an effort to get their message across. It does not mean that we provide them with the resources to do so.

      But, back to spamming. Imagine a way of communicating where your message is communicated by projecting bright lights onto a wall, forming a picture or some words that can be read. You deliver the message by dropping a special machine on someone's front porch and plugging it into the electrical outlet on the side of their house. When they get home, they see the machine and watch the message. If they don't want to read it anymore, they unplug the machine from the wall socket and throw it into the trash. It's kind of a goofy analogy, but the point is that the receiver of the message has to pay a cost to receive a message.

      So, I ask, does anyone have a right to place such a machine on someone's front porch and plug it in to their electrical outlet? Is that a right that's protected as free speech? My own answer is that, no, it's not. You do not have the right to compel someone to spend money to help get your message across.

      As I'm sure you can guess, I think the same reasoning applies to spam. It costs me real money to accept junk mail. Maybe not a huge amount, but some. If someone sends me an e-mail, they are relying on me to provide the resources for their communication. Thus, nobody has a free speech right to send me an e-mail. I provide the resource of a working e-mail inbox as a courtesy to those who wish to communicate with me.

      (As you also might guess, I think the same thing applies to telephone lines and the federal Do-Not-Call list. Your right to punch someone in the face ends where my nose begins, and the telemarketers' free speech rights end at the point where I have to provide resources to help them exercise it. And yes, residential phone service in the US is usually an unmetered service, but that doesn't mean I'm not paying for it, and anyway, the pricing model isn't important; that only has to do with how I'm getting the resource, which isn't the business of anyone I'm providing it to.)

    5. Re:Reality Check by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Yes, the European Declartion of Human Rights has a bit about freedom of speech.

      It also has a bit about the right to privacy and peacful enjoyment of your property.

      I'm not trying to prevent these spammers from telling everyone about their penis enlargement pills. I'm trying to prevent them from using *my* computer equipment and *my* bandwidth to do it, at *my* expense.

      They are at perfect liberty to take out banner ads, keyword ads, adverts in the papers / TV and so on, and pay the appropriate rate for them.

    6. Re:Reality Check by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      It also has a bit about the right to privacy and peacful enjoyment of your property. Then, simply put, that's Different. If your legal system, as established by the People of Europe, establishes those as full Rights, then great. I really don't have that much knowledge of the particulars of EU law, to be honest - that rant was primarily aimed at Americans. :-)

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    7. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Mr. Colbert. Your insights are fascinating, but you're still a spammer, no matter what name you use to post with.

    8. Re:Reality Check by ToW85 · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: I'm not American, I'm an EU citizen. My knowledge of American constituion might be limited.
      Does because I have to click 'DELETE' a few times REALLY count as a justifable reason to restrict free speech, with open speech being THE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT of any democracy?

      Aha, so you're one of the JHD crowd (Just Hit Delete). Fine then. I'd say that spam is, as a problem, bigger than that. According to some estimates, about 50% of the E-mail traffic is spam. I'm not too greatly affected by spam, but e.g. my father's signal-to-noise ratio is usually terrible (usually about 30 spams per one legit e-mail).

      Besides, at least here in $MY_COUNTRY, commercial speech is not the same as free speech. I agree that political speech (as long as it is not inflammatory) must be free. I'm also a strong believer in the freedom of assembly. However, spam is not free speech: it is commercial in nature, not political. Besides, political free speech does not use up a citizen's resources without the citizen's consent. Therefore, IMHO, free speech clause does not apply to spam. I'd quote the Finnish constitution's relevant section, but am too lasy to look it up.

      Making a profitable activity illegal DOES NOT MAKE IT GO AWAY.

      Sad but true. Here in Finland spam is already (in most cases) illegal (prior consent required), but the few spammers/scammers/MLMs are usually not prosecuted to the full extent of the law. The cases that I know, the police did not even conduct a pretrial investigation.

      They'll just relocate overseas, to where there are no restrictions. Suddenly, sure, you've got no bulk e-mail coming from within the United States - but you've got even more pouring in from China, Taiwan, South America, and any other country without anti-spam laws. Further, it would be a country with no fair business regulations either. Want a working "opt out" link? Forget it. Valid return address? Never. ANY legal recourse against the spammers? Not a chance.

      I usually feed my spam to SpamCop. Usually the source is a raped proxy in South Korea or China. If the source happens to be in USA, then it's a 0wn3d ATT broadband or RR cable user. Mexico and Brazil are also prominient among the sources of spam. I can't see what would change if the spammers relocated.

      What comes to the validity of return addresses or legal recourses against spammers, the return addresses are usually clearly faked (friend@public, my own e-mail address, etc). When it's a real address, then it's usually a joe-job (i.e. a real person's, a third party's, address inserted as a return address -- guess who is then buried under zillions of bounces?). As to the legal recourse, locating the actual spammer is pain. The data that might lead to the tracks of the spammer, their domain's whois info, is usually faked. It might look valid, but the location is nonexistent.

      --
      99 bottles of beer on the wall... take one down, chug it a-down 98 bottles of beer on the wall... 98 bottles of beer on
    9. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really are an idiot. I know the law, IAAL, but as I mentioned in reply to one of your earlier tirades, you don't deserve enlightenment. Go troll for free legal education elsewhere, moron.

    10. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People are fond of quoting this one in civil rights articles, so I'll repeat it: "Those who sacrifice liberty in the name of freedom deserve neither." (Franklin)

      Hehehehehhe.

      I think you're looking for "Those who sacrifice liberty for security deserve neither" or something along those lines.

    11. Re:Reality Check by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, yes and no.

      a) The spammer's speech isn't free; it costs me money to receive it. Period.
      b) You're suggesting that DOS attacks should be legal, provided that the packets contain something "speech-like".
      c) The right to swing your fist is terminated where my nose begins. My network, MY property, my terms. No spam.
      d) Please, do move them all out of country. Blacklists would be much, much smaller that way... I will never, in my entire life, receive a legit "cold-call" email from a server in Mexico, Canada, Europe, Africa, tw, ch, ur...

      This type of banning would not be a sacrifice of liberty. It'd be an acknowlegement of CURTILEGE, which is one @#$load more important than speech, any day. If I am ACCOUNTABLE for my property, then I will have AUTHORITY over it. Anything less is pure suicide.

      Food for thought, at least.
      Cheers,

      --

      help me i've cloned myself and can't remember which one I am

    12. Re:Reality Check by RdsArts · · Score: 1

      And let me just preface this by saying I'm not a spammer,

      Sounds like something a spammer would say. ;)

      Does "because I have to click "DELETE" a few times" REALLY count as a justifable reason to restrict free speech,

      Free speech unfortunately does not mean free access to all media. For example you can not just walk into the local PBS and demand time on the TV.

      Free speech means we're free to say whatever I want, but it does not mean we are entitled to have a instant, unwilling audience. Unfortunatly. Because if we were, I can think of a grand number of topics more important for that than "hotgirl222 wants you to see her live nude hot now!"

      The other part of this is that this is commercial speech. Commercial entities have always had to accept higher forms of regulation on their speech, again for the societal good. For example, you can't just say "hey, our competitor gives you cancer. Drink Coke." If someone informs me that I can't send a email to everyone I want, there's no way I'd be OK with it. But this is just another law against commercial speech, and in theory it could be good.

    13. Re:Reality Check by elgaard · · Score: 1

      "Now then, over the years, exceptions have been found. Shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded room is not protected speech. Urging an assembled mob to violence is not protected speech. Openly plotting to kill your leader is not protected speech"

      Or to use a more common example: on US TV offensive speech is replaced with a beep.

    14. Re:Reality Check by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      I notice that you're replying to the idiots, or very selectively missing the point in the relevant replies.

      What he said about Europe holds true in the US, Canada, and the rest of the world. Let me quote it for you again:

      "I'm not trying to prevent these spammers from telling everyone about their penis enlargement pills. I'm trying to prevent them from using *my* computer equipment and *my* bandwidth to do it, at *my* expense."

      See? A spammer is free to do whatever he wants with his own resources, not mine! Freedom of speech doesn't say ANYTHING about guarantee of venue. If I publish a paper, I don't have to publish YOUR views. If I'm an ISP, I don't have to let YOU spam me.

      Spam is vandalism, fraud, and theft. Trying to protect it as free speech is just a red herring.

      --

      "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
    15. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir (madam?) are an idiot.

      1) spam is not political speech, it is commercial speech. Companies are not allowed as much freedom in the speech used to sell products - otherwise they could lie and say their products are 100% safe when they contain arsenic.

      2) when you 8yo child receives a spam message to an email account THAT HAS NEVER SENT OUT A MESSAGE, and that spam contains the phrase "cum guzzling sluts", and you have to explain what that means, you will realize that there is no moral justification for spam as it exists now.

      3) spam gets about a 0.01% success rate - that means that there are MILLIONS of messages sent for every successful sale - and *WE* pay for the 99.99% that are not successful. There is nothing, NOTHING in the US Constitution that says *I* have to pay for others' speech.

    16. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would be happy to "just hit delete"! Let me get my baseball bat and you can be "delete".

      Suddenly, sure, you've got no bulk e-mail coming from within the United States - but you've got even more pouring in from China, Taiwan, South America, and any other country without anti-spam laws.

      This would be an excellent outcome. You see: I don't know anyone in China, Taiwan, South America and many other countries without anti-spam laws. Should your scenario come true I would reduce my spam to zero by blackholing such countries entirely until they grow a clue. As things stand it's a little tough to blackhole all of "Florida".

    17. Re:Reality Check by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Shouting "FIRE!" in a crowded room is not protected speech. Urging an assembled mob to violence is not protected speech. Openly plotting to kill your leader is not protected speech.

      Using other people's property without permission is not protected speech.

      End of argument.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    18. Re:Reality Check by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      that rant was primarily aimed at Americans

      American law is (with some lapses) very protective of personal property rights. Spam is a property rights issue.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
    19. Re:Reality Check by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      The constitution itself does not address the matter directly either way. Subsequent Supreme Court precedents have defined the Bill of Rights as extending to Corporations - being legally viewed as a collective of People.

      It is well established that a corporation does not have the same free speech rights as an individual. If I say that Windows XP never ever crashes under any circumstances, all that will happen is that people will laugh at me. If Microsoft Corporation makes that assertion in its advertising, the bunko squad will be all over them.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  70. Oh, for crying out loud. by jcr · · Score: 1


    Unfortunately, THEY DO. It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights, at the top.

    No, they fucking well DON'T. Spam is NOT a first amendment issue, and it has NEVER been a first amendment issue. The spammer's right to speak does NOT include a right to use anyone else's property for that purpose.

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  71. RE: Out of Office auto-replies by King_TJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, I've felt that the "Out of Office" auto-reply is a bit of a security risk anyway, when it's used anyplace besides within the company's internal network.

    This is just one more example of why it's not necessarily a good idea to use it.

    My original concern was with advertising to the world that you're not at work. Granted, it's common practice to record this type of message on your corporate voice mail system - but that's not quite the same thing. People have to know enough about you to know your company's phone number and get to your private extension to hear it.

    The idea of any random spammer finding out that I'm away on vacation until date X/Y strikes me as a bad idea. That's like making public announcements to would-be hackers, saying "Hey, hack in using my account! I won't even notice for 2 more weeks!"

  72. Absolutely Disgusting... by Lobsang · · Score: 2, Funny

    It amazes me how these degenerates get space in the NY Times and other important matters just don't get covered at all. The guy is an unscrupulous SOB who is willing to harass 1 million people for a meager $900.

    His home is not that far from mine. I think we should get a bunch of slashdotters and go there break his legs, which, in my lingo, is called "mass beating". :))

  73. This may mark the decline of free WiFi.... by Chuqmystr · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was hoping to read a little more about the WiFi quip. I'm assuming that the notion of a "drive-by spamming" has evolved to a reality.

    I can't wait until I see the first 1975 rusted-out Chevy van festooned with soup, floppy disk and pringles can antennas galore, cabin lit by the pale glow of an LCD, go creeping through the neigborhood.

    Oh great, I just realized something else. All the telcos and cable co's will finally be able to have their congressional butt-pupets legislate all of we pesky home WiFi users out of existence now. After all, we're too iresponsible/stupid/ignorant/lazy to do anything about security on our APs and so, can't be trusted with them. With all those unsecured APs out there on the user end of those thousands of DSL and cable connections acting as virtual spam-spots instead of hot-spots the internet will become an instant disaster! Oh the HUMANITY!

    Anyway, soon after the telcos/cable co's save us all, yet again, from our own self inflicted demise we will be lining up at the retail outlets of [insert wireless carrier name of choice here] to sign up for service. It will be quite reasonable at ~$75/month for all you can eat or ~$20/month for say, a generous 500KB/month and then $5.00/minute after allowance usage. Oh, and it will be secure and guaranteed to work with Windoze. Only Windoze. So it can be secure...

  74. Even better by LinuxGeek · · Score: 2, Funny
    I'll bring the tar, you bring the feathers.

    Forget the tar and feathers, cover him with the spammers delight: a golden shower from middle aged russian women followed by rolling him in penis enlargment pills. Then sign him up for a home improvment loan on his "mobile palace".
    --

    Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
    1. Re:Even better by Ceadda · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the miracle bed of healing magnets with the electroshock muscle machine attached to his nipples :)

      --
      *There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape em off Jim!*
  75. MOD PARENT UP!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dude

  76. Let me know when and where... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not even remotely close but I wouldn't mind "interviewing" this guy myself.

  77. WRONG by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    In addition to the other arguments here about abusing other people's resources, the First Ammendment also does not give you the right to commit fraud.

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    1. Re:WRONG by JayBlalock · · Score: 1

      First Ammendment also does not give you the right to commit fraud. Agreed. And spam e-mail is not exempt from anti-fraud laws. Which is why laws requiring valid e-mail addresses, accurate contact information, and a working opt-out button would cause no Constitutional quandary. Those are, in themselves, fraudulent practices, and making them illegal will, in turn, lead to larger frauds (selling defective \ quack products) being detected and stopped.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
  78. Re:Something you can dO. by Ark42 · · Score: 1


    *wrong* - Nextel charges (me at least) 15 cents for every incoming SMS message.

  79. Shut up. You're a freaking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously don't understand the first thing about commercial free speech. Or harassment.

    1. Re:Shut up. You're a freaking idiot by JayBlalock · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Then enlighten me. Preferrably with published articles by those legally trained, relevent higher court precedents, or direct citation of Federal law.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
  80. Reminds me of the time... by Ceadda · · Score: 1

    I got a spam letter in the mail, saying That if I signed up for $40, I could submit Addresses, (postal, not email) and names, and for each valid name address combo I would recieve.. 10? 20 cents? With no limit on the number I could submit. I pondered signing up and mailing them one of those "US ALL NUMBERS" phone books, but they cost too much.. lol

    --
    *There's Klingons on the starboard bow, scrape em off Jim!*
  81. Re:Small Claims Court by frankie · · Score: 1

    The spams I'm most interested in suing are the massive retaliatory strikes after I successfully piss off a spammer (by getting his host yanked or publishing his contact info). When I receive a wave of 1000+ spams/joes/bounces, even $5 per message will exceed the small claims limit.

  82. Google saves the day! by phannah · · Score: 2, Informative

    Richard D Colbert, (954) 484-9977, 1765 NW 39th Ct, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309 http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe =UTF-8&q=%22richard+colbert%22+bellsouth http://www.google.com/search?q=%22richard+colbert% 22+florida&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8

  83. No it wouldn't! by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Most spammers don't make their money actually selling crappy products to individual people. They make money selling their spamming services to sleazy or misinformed businesses. Spammers do not depend on actual sales, they depend on the perception that there may be actual sales. All a spammer has to do is convince their client that 1) what the spammer is proposing to do (which may not be what they actually intend to do) is not illegal or sufficiently unethical, 2) the spam campaign will bring in enough additional sales to cover the spammer's fee, which 3) should be paid in advance.

    Convincing a small lending institution that they can make a ton of cash if they "advertise mortgage rates over the Internet to a carefully targeted opt-in list of interested homeowners" is a lot easier than convincing someone who has just received more crappy unsolicited untargeted spam to refinance their home.

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  84. Re: Then how did... by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    ...Al Capone become the King of Chicago?

    By committing tax fraud.

    --
    $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
    $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
  85. Spam is NOT free speech by frankie · · Score: 4, Informative
    It's called Free Speech. Bill of Rights

    Not according to Warren Burger, Chief Justice, SCOTUS, May 4, 1970:

    "Nothing in the Constitution compels us to listen to or view any unwanted communication, whatever its merit"
    "We therefore categorically reject the argument that a vendor has a right under the Constitution or otherwise to send unwanted material into the home of another. If this prohibition operates to impede the flow of even valid ideas, the answer is that no one has a right to press even 'good' ideas on an unwilling recipient. That we are often 'captives' outside the sanctuary of the home and subject to objectionable speech and other sound does not mean we must be captives everywhere. The asserted right of a mailer, we repeat, stops at the outer boundary of every person's domain."
    1. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      YAY! Citation! Intelligent injection into this debate!

      (note: legitimate happiness. Intelligent debate makes Jay proud.)

      Unfortunately, the context of that paragraph renders the quote somewhat moot. From the opening lines:

      Appellants challenge the constitutionality of Title III of the Postal Revenue and Federal Salary Act of 1967, 81 Stat. 645, 39 U.S.C. 4009 ( 1964 ed., Supp. IV), under which a person may require that a mailer remove his name from its mailing lists and stop all future mailings to the householder.

      Good cite, this was the case that established that you can force a mail-order company (and through interpretation, ALL forms of advertisers) directly to stop contacting you.

      I have no disagreement with that. Sprint calls me up, I tell them not to call back, they have to abide.

      Trust me, I have no objections whatsoever to forcing spammers to provide a working opt-out clause. That is completely in line with all other regulation of bulk advertising in any form.

      What I object to, and for which I have not seen any precedent, is the idea that you can *pre-emptively* restrict the Free Speech rights of *an entire group* just on your say-so. Which is where the difference between this citation and the current situation lies. And what, ultimately, SCOTUS will have to rule on.

      My personal feelings on the matter is that is giving each citizen too much power to restrict the speech of another entity. But, as I pointed out in another post, I have full respect for the Surpreme Court's, well, supremacy. If they say I'm wrong, then so be it. But until then, I feel I must defend Freedom of Speech as being paramount, and most sacrosanct, of all our rights.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    2. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by rco3 · · Score: 1

      And again, you miss the point that those are NOT protected free speech rights.

      Context or not, the citation clearly shows that marketing is not protected free speech. Therefore, whether it's preemptive or not doesn't matter.

      You also attempt to blur the line between individuals and corporations by referring to them as 'groups'. This is not valid. The two types of entity are not functionally identical, and the citation above makes that point as well.

      Summary: Your logic is poor.

      --

      Ce n'est pas un vrai mouvement de robot!
    3. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by JayBlalock · · Score: 1
      My logic may be poor, that's debatable, but my understanding of the usage of precedent in court cases is not.

      The citation would be *taken into consideration* by the court, for sure, but because the scope of that ruling - BECAUSE of there context - is so much narrower, it would not be considered definative. The current Supreme Court would still have to decide the basic issue. There is a huge legal gap between those two cases.

      You can't take legal arguments completely out of context. It is *relevant*, to be sure, but not conclusive.

      And, I'm honestly getting tired of repeating this, for the past 100 years the Surpreme Court has consistantly ruled that Corporations have (nearly) all protections and Rights under law as citizens. BECAUSE they are ultimately Groups of People. It's not my distinction, it's the Surpreme Court's - go take it up with them if you disagree.

      Personally, I would LOVE to see Corporations have less power in this world. But so long as SCOTUS says they have full Rights, I'll support that as the standing, legal interpretation of the Constitution.

      --
      Bush: He's Liberal in all the wrong ways.
    4. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      The Freedom of speech is sancrosanct. However, no one is telling thay cannot market (say) whatever they want.

      They cannot, however, force you and I to lsiten to them.

      Currently telemarketing calls are restricted to specific times of days. i.e. that may not call aftre 9PM, or On Sudays. Instead of cutting them off altogether, how about we just restrict it to the 3 minute period between 2:00 and 2:03PM, the 1st and 3rd Saturday, on months that begin with A.

      Problem solved. We have not cut off telemarketers completely. We have just tightened up the allowable times a little.

      Or should the paramount nature of the freedom of speec include a lessening (or removal) of those restrictive times, and telemarketers can call you whenever (Sunday at 6AM), and wherever (your cellphone) they want?

    5. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What I object to, and for which I have not seen any precedent, is the idea that you can *pre-emptively* restrict the Free Speech rights of *an entire group* just on your say-so. Which is where the difference between this citation and the current situation lies. And what, ultimately, SCOTUS will have to rule on.
      • Unsolicited commercial faxes are illegal.
      • Unsolicited commercial calls to cell phones are illegal.
      • If you post a No Soliciting sign on your property and someone comes to the door with a commercial solicitation then they are breaking the law.
      That wasn't too hard. What's your next objection?
    6. Re:Spam is NOT free speech by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      What I object to, and for which I have not seen any precedent, is the idea that you can *pre-emptively* restrict the Free Speech rights of *an entire group* just on your say-so.

      Hokay. You have until 6:30 PM EST 28 Sep 2003 to tell me that I am not permitted to glue flyers bearing my message all over the side of your house.

      If you haven't responded by then, your own argument supports my freedom to do so.

      (Oops. I apologize for the egocentricity of the above analogy. Of course, I meant that you have until then to tell each individual person one at a time not to do that, or else concede that they all have that permission.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  86. tell your isp to install spamassassin 2.60-rc6.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously, so much whining.
    change isps to one who give you tools
    to stop spam.

  87. Nice fraud on his home page too..... by davinciII · · Score: 2, Informative
    His homepage claims he is mentally unstable, gives a large sob story, and begs for Paypal donations.


    Also includes a larege picture of the man himself.

    1. Re:Nice fraud on his home page too..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That large picture just about made me sick. Looks like he's never brushed his teeth in his life. Given the rather neanderthal-ish proportions of his facial structure, I don't find it hard to believe that there is some brain damage going on. His facial structure somewhat resembles that of a person with Downs syndrome. The only difference being that someone with Downs syndrome would never sink to the asshole-ish levels that he has.

    2. Re:Nice fraud on his home page too..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After watching Joe Dirt yesterday, it seems that they stole his life story, he should sue David Spade and get some money :D

    3. Re:Nice fraud on his home page too..... by mmmuttly · · Score: 1

      Somebody should just kill him now. We'll all be better off, him included.

  88. I knew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spammers are nothing but trailer trash :P

  89. Do you have one for startribune.com? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :)))

  90. Open Mail Relay on His Cable Modem by Lilkeeney · · Score: 1

    bowieltd.com on port 25. I like the message that exim gives warning that it is not authorized to deliver bulk email. Guess he forgot to read that part.

  91. Pretty smart feller??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and Hitler came up with lots of creative ways to kill Jews, too. This guy is a fucking monster. The fact that he is a creative monster is not particularly meaningful to me.

    1. Re:Pretty smart feller??? by rwven · · Score: 1

      true, but part of beating your opponent is being able to respect that fact that there IS a threat there in the first place. you just have to respect your enemy... :-P

  92. Unsubscribing has mixed effects by billstewart · · Score: 1
    There have been some studies recently that have found that unsubscribing does, on the average, tend to reduce the amount of spam you get. That's partly because some spammers find it's a more effective business technique (either because they're paid based on the number of positive responses, not emails sent, or because it reduces the speed at which they get thrown off their ISPs), and partly because some spammers are merely clueless as opposed to sociopathic, and partly because most of the remove-me addresses are bogus.

    One obvious technique for using remove-me addresses is, if you're using spambait addresses to feed your spam filtering system, to send unsubscribes for those addresses rather than your real ones. (Obviously you only do this for removal addresses that don't appear to have your real address encoded in them.) Worst case is that some spammer gets his time wasted by removing addresses that weren't on his list.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  93. So what? by Population · · Score: 1

    Just about every law on the books is still broken by someone. Does that mean we should embrace anarchy?

    Just because the spammers will move overseas, does that mean we don't pass laws against spam?

    If we only passed laws that the bad guys would not attempt to violate, then we wouldn't have very many laws. Theft would be legal.

    "Further, it would be a country with no fair business regulations either. Want a working "opt out" link? Forget it. Valid return address? Never. ANY legal recourse against the spammers? Not a chance."

    In other words, the situation would be exactly as it is today, except the spammers would have to utilize the resources in another country.

    Would those resources would have to be paid for? Or would they be stolen?

    If stolen, then, eventually, that country would get around to passing their own laws against that. I can't think of any country that would welcome the spammers stealing their bandwidth.

    So, eventually, the spammers would be left with the option of breaking the law and stealing resources or paying for services in a foreign country.

    Now, the foreign countries tend to want to increase the money coming in. I believe they will raise the rates as high as they can without completely destroying the spammer's business. But those increased rates would mean that the spammer's margins get even slimmer.

    So, the majority of spam ends up coming from a few overseas countries. That should make filtering it a lot easier.

    This is spam. Not whiskey. The spammers are losers who will DDoS their enemies, but that's about it. No Al Capone style shootings.

    As for scrificing my Liberty, what Liberty have I lost if it is illegal to send spam?

    1. Re:So what? by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      This is spam. Not whiskey.

      The fundamental difference between drug prohibition and spam prohibition is that drug transactions involve two parties who agree on keeping the matter secret from the police, but spamming involves a party (the recipient) who will gladly give the police all the assistance they require (provided that he is convinced that the police will actually do something).

      Thus, there is simply no comparison in terms of practical enforceability.

      --
      /. If the government wants us to respect the law, it should set a better example.
  94. Did anyone read the headline... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...And think that this was a revised version of an Ann Rice novel?

  95. ahh no wonder by Indy1 · · Score: 1

    that explains why i've seen a huge amount of bell south dialup and dsl spam in the past few months. I've been damn busy filling up the firewall with blocks of their network.

    # bell south dynamic blocks
    iptables -A spam -s 68.158.0.0/16 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 216.79.0.0/16 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 68.154.0.0/16 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 68.18.0.0/15 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 67.34.0.0/16 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 65.80.0.0/14 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 216.76.0.0/14 -j DROP
    iptables -A spam -s 66.156.0.0/15 -j DROP

    --
    Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  96. They pay for the bulk mail. by Population · · Score: 1

    Because they pay for the bulk mail and they send so much of it, it reduces the cost of the mail I send.

    If the spammers want to contribute towards my internet bill, then they can send me crap as well.

    If they aren't going to reduce my internet charges, then they cannot spam me.

    In your example, if my mailbox was filled because of people stuffing flyers and such in there that had not been sent through the mail, then I would have a problem.

    Actually, I wouldn't have a problem because I believe that such behavior is already illegal.

    If they are willing to pay, they can send it.

    If they aren't willing to pay, they cannot send it.

    1. Re:They pay for the bulk mail. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      using a "pay for" scheme to reduce the amount of spam will not get rid of it. will it reduce it ? no amount of speculation will prove it, until it happens.

      some argue that if spammers were required to send bulk email, then small timers would get out of the business, and then would be taken over by larger organizations. your opinion of 'if they want to pay for it, i'll take it' is not shared by the larger internet community as a whole.

      btw, leaving leaflets on your doorstep and not in your mailbox IS legal.

  97. Guess what! by abigor · · Score: 1

    No one cares that you are illiterate.

  98. Who remembers Al Capone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anyone gonna sic the IRS on him?

    ''I cleared $130,000 in 10 months,'' Colbert says

    It's in black and white, and I'm very doubtful that all got declared...

    1. Re:Who remembers Al Capone? by kakur · · Score: 1

      Question, here, if he cleared $130k in 10 months, why does he have to beg for money on his site?

  99. Think yourself lucky by IIH · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I've never endorsed vigilante action against spammers, but the instant I get a text message on my phone from a Nigerian businessman, I'm changing my mind.

    I've lost track of the junk text messages I've got, advertising free holidays, premimum rate lines, and the latest one this morning was from a phone number "important" telling me to go to a certain url for a surpise prize.

    Unfortunatly, I live in the UK, where despite this being illegal (my cell phone is registered with TPS), trying to get these people fined, never mind shut down, is next to impossible. Hell, I can't even find what company sent it to lodge the iniital complaint!

    As an aside, does anyone know if you can get any info from your phone provider on thses "anonymous" text messages, Also, can you do a reverse lookup on premium rate lines? (I know if you register a PO box, your information must be available, is the same for premium rate lines?)

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    1. Re:Think yourself lucky by dazed-n-confused · · Score: 1

      As an aside, does anyone know if you can get any info from your phone provider on thses "anonymous" text messages, Also, can you do a reverse lookup on premium rate lines? (I know if you register a PO box, your information must be available, is the same for premium rate lines?)

      Check out the UK premium rate line regulator, ICSTIS. You can post complaints to their website, and from personal experience I know they act on them (monthly reports are available here). They even send you a nice letter after everything's sorted out, telling you who owned the premium line (plus contact details), how fast it was shut down (inc. all the relevant code violations), and how much the offenders were fined (thousands of pounds, as a rule).

      (Do mention that your number is TPS registered, when you complain -- they hate that!)

      They'll do reverse lookups on premium rate lines for you, too.

    2. Re:Think yourself lucky by aug24 · · Score: 1
      TPS web site has forms where you can fill this stuff in. *They* will trace the company for you from the phone number they used - which *can't* be faked! I've done it, it works.

      J/

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    3. Re:Think yourself lucky by Tryfen · · Score: 1

      If you're with Vodafone, just forward the SMS to 87726 (VSPAM). Won't cost you a penny.

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    4. Re:Think yourself lucky by IIH · · Score: 1

      *They* will trace the company for you from the phone number they used - which *can't* be faked!

      The phone number it came from was "IMPORTANT". looks like it was faked to me! the only number I have is the message center it came through, I don't know how traceable that is.

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  100. Dude! You Gotta Go With The Flow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i mean -- who the HELL buys penis enlargements, weight loss drugs and college diplomas from these sites?

    Thanks to UCE I got it going ON! I'm fit, trim, buff, hung like a mule and got an ASS KICKIN job. My teeth are white, I'm debt free and the Viagra persciption is never ending. My Ferrari has a 150K bumper to bumper extended warranty and HOT Teenage Nymphomaniacs are hanging off my thick, throbbing man muscle like leeches. And FREE MONEY! Did you know that our government needs successful people to be Role Models! Sign UP!

    There are people out there that want to help YOU. Let them. Grab that big brass ring and SWING BABY!

    Yea! That's what I'm talking about.

  101. Duh! by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    That's the CPU! Idiots...

  102. Money != root of all evil by Chicks_Hate_Me · · Score: 1

    Money isn't the root of all evil, it's power. You could live in a society with no money and there would still be corruption. Money is just a way to gain power.

    1. Re:Money != root of all evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tecnically, its the "love of money" that is the root of all evil. Isn't that the "original" quote?

  103. unfortunately one one solution by tonythejuice · · Score: 1

    The E-mail pricing structure needs an overhaul. If servers charged 1 cent per email, spam would atleast be reduced to a level of "good spam". -- Worthwhile products advertised in the traditional direct marketing approach. making it illegal and calling spammers at home has constitutional problems. So either make a few ammendments, or start paying per email.

  104. Innocent until proven Guilty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't need to, someone needs to prove that you did send it

  105. FIGHT SPAM NOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we need to do the following to fight spam effectively:

    1.* create a viable business model for international law enforcement to assist
    2. develop punishment guidelines
    2.A Fee Schedule
    2.B Internet banishment lengths
    2.C Prison terms

    3.* An internet banishment list, kind of like a list of criminals
    3.A Fee schedule for ISPs who do not enforce the list
    3.B Internet banishment for ISPs of not enforcing the list
    3.C Prison terms for ISPs not enforcing the list

    4.* FCC/DHS prohibitions on wireless access point devices which are found to be generally easy to gain access to the internet with.

    5.* Internet cafes and WiFi hot spots must require identification of users, similar to a background check to buy a gun.
    5.A Fee schedule for internet access points using prohibited devices that do not use reasonable limitations on who can access the network and/or violations of internet banishment laws
    5.B Internet banishments for internet access points using prohibited devices that do not use reasonable limitations on who can access the network and/or violations of internet banishment laws
    5.C Prison terms for internet access points using prohibited devices that do not use reasonable limitations on who can access the network and/or violations of internet banishment laws

    not only security against SPAM, but security against HACKERS.

  106. I hate white trash spammers by Fubar411 · · Score: 1

    "He lights up a Monarch menthol as he shows me his computer room, an intimate homemade space built off the side of an aging two-tone mobile home -- robin's-egg blue and white -- which sits among hundreds of Airstreams and Miami Deco single-wides in the Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park in Fort Lauderdale, Fla." We're used to the filthy rich that just built a house that eveyone can sign up for mailing lists spammer, but this guy is mobile! Gonna be hard to keep track of them Duke Boys. Ksshhhh ksssshhhh ksssshhh. -Rosco Pecko Train

  107. Re: Priceless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that would work if i could remember the damn password for my account.

    to the provider of the link to the auto-login, thank you.

  108. Re:Key words and why the IRS might care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are they sill moving massive illegal columbia product through that area? If so the local vice cops might be better.

  109. This guy needs to act more responsible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in reading his site, http://www.bowieltd.com , he blames everyone but himself.

    Your average person has more will power, determination and responsibility in their pinky than this guy has in his whole body. I'll bet if you investigate this guy further then you will find his technical knowledge to be extremely limited - not nearly enough to justify an article in the NY Times.

  110. Article text - reg free! by dacarr · · Score: 1

    Confessions of a Spam King
    By JACK HITT

    Published: September 28, 2003

    1. MEET THE SPAMMER

    ''Click here,'' says my spamming mentor. Hovering over my chair, he points to the computer screen. ''Now click on that file of e-mail addresses there.'' I have been invited by a master for an education in spamming, the practice of blasting millions of unsolicited e-mail messages into the Internet in order to advertise everything from loans with easy terms to women of easy virtue.

    ''Let's go online and download some software,'' says my guide. His name is Richard Colbert. On the Rokso, or Register of Known Spam Operations (a kind of Most Wanted List for the Internet posted on an antispam Web site called spamhaus.org), Colbert is described plainly: ''Nonstop scam spammer, kicked off so many hosts and I.S.P.s'' -- or Internet service providers -- ''it's hard to count.''

    Dressed in blue shorts and a purple T-shirt, Colbert, 31, has blondish hair stuffed under a baseball cap, a prominent diamond earring and a mild twang that betrays his Atlanta origin. He lights up a Monarch menthol as he shows me his computer room, an intimate homemade space built off the side of an aging two-tone mobile home -- robin's-egg blue and white -- which sits among hundreds of Airstreams and Miami Deco single-wides in the Sunset Colony Mobile Home Park in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

    Colbert claims that he's now on a sabbatical from spamming, but he's watching current events and weighing a return. During this interlude, he has agreed to help me learn how the avalanche of solicitations I receive winds up in my online mailbox every day. Who are these guys? Who hires them? How do they get legitimate e-mail addresses? And finally, can federal legislation currently under consideration actually stop them?

    First off, Colbert doesn't think about spam the way I do (or, most probably, the way you do). He likes to call it ''bulk e-mailing,'' for starters. And he considers it just one of the many exciting new markets available on the Internet. He's the kind of guy who is always interrupting himself to tell you about some smart economic angle he has figured out, some new edge.

    ''These shorts are Dockers,'' he says, pointing at the clothes he has on. ''And I got them off eBay. Shirt? Tommy Hilfiger. EBay. Shoes? Nikes. EBay.''

    Colbert and I dig around on the Internet until, under his direction, I find a piece of software that allows for mass e-mailing. These are common and legal, used legitimately by professional archaeologists, say, or chess enthusiasts to form an online group and conduct chats or exchange information.

    Right away there's a problem. The software we've selected requires registration or payment. But Colbert says he once used this very piece of software, slightly altered, when he worked with some other spammers who live nearby. So he snatches his phone and calls a neighbor for support. A minute later, we are back in business. It turns out that an unusually large number of spammers live in this area, the stretch of beaches north of Miami that old-timers loosely call Boca and new-timers know as a staging ground for the smarmier characters in Carl Hiaasen's novels.

    According to Steve Linford, who maintains the Rokso list, there's a good reason that so many spammers wind up on Spam Beach: ''Boca Raton is where they used to run those pump-and-dump investment scams and where the telemarketing sweatshops are.'' The phone scammers and infomercial wannabes of the 80's and 90's -- who themselves supplanted the land speculators who established Florida's earliest cities upon shifting sand and sinking swamps -- have been pushed aside by the new boys on the block, the bulk e-mailers of the Internet.

    2. A SPAMMING PRIMER

    How does a spammer obtain a million working e-mail addresses? Most simply, there are lists you can buy off the Internet. But there are also other, cheaper, ways. A ''dictionary attack,'' Colbert instructs, is when you blast reams of computer-generated potential

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    1. Re:Article text - reg free! by cyberfraud · · Score: 1

      thank you sir. I never want to register for NYTimes. I'm scared they'll spam me :)

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  111. I hope the journo had a good shower by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    after talking, worse ughhh interacting with such filth, hell I'd be showering over and over for months. :-D

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  112. You may be right, but... by burnin1965 · · Score: 1

    My initial reaction to your posting was predictable, I thought you were outright wrong and suspected that you were a spammer even though you stated that you are not.

    After some research I am willing to give you some benefit of the doubt. But at this point I will still disagree with your conclusion and suggest the following reading and points:

    From the Declaration of Independence all people are
    ...endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness...

    And from the 9th Ammendment in the Bill of Rights you were eager to refer to
    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

    And for some historical perspective on Commercial Free Speech the following article will provide some important insight
    http://www.stayfreemagazine.org/archives/17/freesp eech.html

    Conclusion
    In the same way that the vagueness of the 1st ammendment provides commercial freedom of speech rights, the Decleration of Independance and the 9th Ammendment provide some vagueness for other rights which the rest of us have which spammers rights cannot "deny or disparage".

    While you will find some support for free speech rights that allow for spamming it is obvious to me from doing some research that the individuals and the business entities that are bearing the brunt of the financial, productivity, and annoyance affects brought about by these spammers also have rights that are trampled by the spammer's free speech rights.

    Furthermore, it is important to make a distinction between "free speech" and "commercial free speech" as they are not the same thing and in some cases have different tests they must pass before they can be guranteed the free speech right. While I agree, as does the Supreme Court, that commercial entities require the freedom of speech right, it does not play the same role or hold the same level of importance as our individual right to freedom of speech. To me this seems like simple logic, however, in recent history logic has been twisted or dumbed down in many cases so that free speech can cover just about anything to some people.

    And finally, I would say to you that spamming should be banned based on the tests proposed by the Supreme Court:

    Government may ban "forms of communication more likely to deceive the public than to inform it, or commercial speech related to illegal activity." A high percentage of spam is mis-leading, deceptive, or outright illegal. Of course this would have to be tested in court, but I'm giving you my judgement first hand from reading the crap.

    And I would say that "bulk commercial e-mail" should be regulated based on the additional test proposed by the court. But as I think you were pointing out in your post, completely eliminating this marketing method just to make life easier may not only be bad, but may be wrong.


    I should also point out that I make a distinction between spam and what you are calling bulk commercial e-mailing. In our culture spam has a negative connotation which has been derived from the fact that all that crap you want to protect is quite negative. Now bulk commercial e-mailing on the other hand could be acceptable if implemented with some manners and ethics.

    burnin

  113. Metamoderators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is the parent modded as troll? Inciteful, I'd understand, but troll?

  114. -1 Off Topic by Steve+B · · Score: 1
    Interview With a Spammer

    Since when are Anne Rice novels within the purview of /. ?

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  115. Oh yes she is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I should know. I gave her that trailer.

  116. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well said!

  117. you missed the point.. by mabu · · Score: 1

    If you consider purchasing used tennis shoes off of ebay exemplary of business acumen, I suspect we have different ideas of that concept.

    More importantly, this guy was bragging about acquiring his wardrope from an auction web site. That wouldn't be high on my list as a means to demonstrate what a good businessman I am. Who is that supposed to impress? Wait a minute. He lives in a trailer park.

    This guy's statements have less to do with him revealing how fiscally resourceful he is, and more to do with his immaturity, which seems to be a defining characteristic of most spammers. If he wants to save electricity by only washing his underwear once a month, that's fine, but if I were him I wouldn't brag about it.

  118. Grey Water vs. Sewage by TPFH · · Score: 1

    In the Good Spam vs. Bad Spam argument I think the analogy would be that "Good Spam" is like Grey Water. It is Nasty, but not nearly as nasty as Sewage.

    I'm still not going to buy it.
    Getting "Good Spam" is kinda like someone leaving a barrel of grey water on your front doorstep.

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  119. Re: Priceless by TPFH · · Score: 1

    I signed up for an account, and then just tried to enter in info that just doesn't make sense.

    I'm a CEO/President for the Military-Industrial Complex that makes less than 10k a year.

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