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  1. Re:Good idea on FTC Recruiting Identity Theft Victims · · Score: 1

    Are you insane? If that was ever done, all laws would have to make sense. Think of all the incompetent people who would have to leave office and all the lawyers who would be out of a job? It would ruin the economy. Let's never go there again!

  2. Re:law of unintended consequences... on Researchers Modify T-Cells, Make Them HIV Resistant · · Score: 2, Funny

    You not only need to be sure, you need to be HIV-positive...

  3. Great on The Scream Aliens Hear From the Earth · · Score: 5, Funny

    If anyone ever makes first contact with us, it will to complain about the noise. Not a good start.

  4. Re:The Question on UK Can Now Hold People Without Charge For 42 Days · · Score: 5, Informative

    For the one or two outsiders who reads this, it's ROT-13 and reads:

    In Soviet Russia, base 13 encrypts jokes.

    Oh wait...am I now in violation with the DMCA?

  5. Re:Here's a proper link on HP Introduces First-Ever 30-bit, 1 Billion Color Display · · Score: 1

    ...it's a considerably 'whiter' version of white #GGGGGG ? ~
  6. Re:Global cooling! on Of Late, Fewer Sunspots Than Usual · · Score: 1

    Give me a steady supply of Chili and I'll give you all the greenhouse gas you need.

  7. Re:I have no issues with copy protection if... on A History of Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    I like steam too, because I think it is a fair trade. They get a fairly decent piracy protection and I get a single place to store my games without having to worry about finding a dvd, when I want to play...without having to remember some old obscure license key when I reformat and giving me updates without having to find them myself on some slow-ass site.

    So far my only real problem with steam is that some of the older games I have (bought "pre-steam") that are now available on steam can't be added to the steam system.

    The problem with many other protection systems, as I see it, is that they hassle the users who buy the game. Those who download a pirated version have no problems and often get a copy that's better than original. Why would they then go buy a copy, that is worse than what they got for free?

  8. Re:It's strong enough to build a ship on Paper Stronger Than Cast Iron · · Score: 1

    Must be inspired from Space Balls then.

    Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.

  9. For one thing.. on Moving Between Countries? · · Score: 1

    ..your savings jar is now a "looney" bin.

  10. Re:Pringles cans suck. on Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can · · Score: 1

    Naaah, a diet where you can't eat your hands will never work!

    om nom nom nom

  11. Re:Popped on Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can · · Score: 1

    Can it!

  12. Re:Pringles cans suck. on Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's the smart bit. If your hand is too big to fit in the Pringles can, you should stop eating them. The Pringles Diet....maybe I should write a book or something.

  13. Re:Easy answer! on To Whom Should I Donate? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How long have you been working at MS? ;-)

  14. Re:Cool Job!! on US Firms Read Employee E-mail On a Massive Scale · · Score: 3, Funny

    Also I want know how the system works, so I can beat it, when I want to send an email. ;-)

  15. Don't worry... on Feds Now Allowed To Use Internet · · Score: 1

    ...everything is going to be alright.
    I'm from the Internet.

  16. Re:Do rights exist if you can't assert them? on The Case for Lunar Property Rights · · Score: 1

    Right you are....I can claim the right to all the land in the U.S., but seeing as I don't have any armed forces at the moment, the claim will sorta have to be put on hold.

    In short - a claim is only worth anything, if you can back it up with power or force.

  17. In other news... on YouTube Refuses To Remove Terrorist Videos · · Score: 1

    ...they also refuse to remove terrorist videos even after the terrorist dies. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

  18. Re:Why not? on Keeping Customer From Accessing My Database? · · Score: 1

    Indeed! The view idea is the way to go. And if fear about queries that overload the system is the problem, then give them access to a replicated server only || limit the time a query can take.

    But using views and replication, you will box the users in and only give them access to the data that they need, without putting to much strain on the primary db server. Furthermore a view will allow you to "hide" future changes in your table specs. This can avoid a support nightmare, when suddenly the users sql no longer does what it's suppose to.

  19. So it IS possible... on Black Holes Don't Trap Information Forever · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can get the information back from /dev/null. My compression scheme does work. Time to take over the world!

  20. Re:What?! on Estonian Cyber Defence Hub Set Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jeez, it gets worse and worse. First they use a hub, now they are capping the connection.

  21. Re:Mythbusters on Vatican Says Alien Life Plausible · · Score: 1

    Yeah, It must be part of the Master Plan that I'm atheist, so who am I to argue.

    Too bad God's computer is so secure - could have been fun to read his .plan file.

  22. What?! on Estonian Cyber Defence Hub Set Up · · Score: 5, Funny

    They'll never defend anything with a hub. At the very least they should get a router. ~

  23. Re:Sorry; oblig. Re:Outsourcing bioinformatics! on Folding@Home 2.0 - An Online Protein Folding Game · · Score: 1

    Also: In Soviet Russia, protein folds you.

  24. Re:yes - but on Does Ballmer Need To Go? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..through the Windows

  25. Re:Not quite. on Creative Sued for Base-10 Capacities On HDD MP3 Players · · Score: 1

    Right you are. This is the case of the rest of the world being wrong. Just because a bunch of people have decided to use the SI standard in the wrong way, does not mean that companies should be sued for still using it the right way.

    So now kilo now longer means 1000, it just means...somewhere around 1000, depending on what the judge rules.