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  1. Re:Why is this drive only 200 GB?? on Western Digital Announces 200 Gig Drives · · Score: 1

    probably. Or it could be used for redudant bad sector assignment (these drives are huge, so somehow there must be a way to map the bad sectors, but 40G of this?...).

  2. Re:plot speculations about the matrix reloaded on A Quick Peek From the Matrix Set In Sydney · · Score: 1

    The machines stopped licensing ROT3 encryption library from Adobe and will now use Quantum-AES to communicate. But I have a feeling Neo manages to hack this encryption pretty easily at the end of the movie...

  3. Re:Billg on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 1

    doh! double lines... when did slashdot change this?

  4. Re:Billg on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's the real story...



    In the year 2003, the Microsoft empire begins its downfall. Amongst the world
    begins a separatist action that forms an alliance in an attempt to destroy
    the Microsoft world once and for all. Headed by the leaders of open source
    community, the alliance begins to lure the povs into using free software.
    Companies begin to get tempted into the idea and sign off contracts with
    Microsoft.



    The ruthless Lord Gates has foreseen these events. Being the student of the
    evil Senator Pulpentine, Lord Gates creates a dark force across the alliance.
    In 2002, he anonymously puts out a $200,000 reward for anyone who completes
    the quest to run Linux on his empire's Xbox. The alliance named this generous
    rewarder of money Sir BiG. It was through a secret company
    that Sir BiG had established to create Open Source software. A company that directly
    competed with Microsoft. A company that supported the initiatives of Mozilla
    and OpenOffice. It was one hell of a company, yet was so quiet amongst the
    alliance. Its purpose was to wreek havoc amongst the alliance and bring back the
    Microsoft order that once was.



    With the lack of understanding of the trap, the alliance's strongest
    programmers enter the quest. Slowly they managed to crack open the doors of
    this Xbox machine.



    Knowing what is about to come, Lord Gates orders Senator Balmer to begin
    creating an army of clones for Microsoft. The army was a new strand of the
    Xbox, but seemed like an exact replica of the original machine. It was named
    the Xbox v1.0001.fucklinux internally at Microsoft. The machine was capable
    of detecting unsigned MS operating systems and M-O-D (modification of darth-X)
    on it. When this happened, the Xbox v1.0001.fucklinux would signal to
    MS coporation through its embedded encrypted wireless adapter - hidden so
    deep that no alliance member knew about.



    The alliance members finally finished hacking the Xbox and posted their results.Sir BiG generously pays the reward to the great hacker that is, Jedi Fuxnix.
    Seeing Fuxnix as a potential threat, Lord Gates tempts him to become a Council
    member of the order with the other great Jedis who sit there. Fuxnix finally
    agreed after seeing all the money that Lord Gates was raking in.



    After this time, the alliance runs in to chaos. They had all by now seen an
    Xbox running Linux and began buying themselves their own Xboxes just to run
    Linux. Little did they know that these were fucklinux models. Sir BiG's company
    finally reveals itself, but is sued by Microsft for MegaMillions. The alliance
    members began to get sued one by one by the evil Microsoft Empire. Members
    began fearing the dark force, not knowing what to do they discarded their
    greatest weapon of all time - their PC - and ran out to buy Xbox games just
    to avoid legal action.



    Lord Gates looked upon the world and laughed and laughed, . He had brought
    back the power of Microsoft and forced all geeks to use Xboxes with legit
    Xbox games. Microsoft finally is able to reap profit from the Xbox and bring
    itself back to forefront of the commercial enterprise. Sir BiG was never to be
    heard of from that day, but Lord Gates wasn't upset at losing that position.
    It was well worth the effort. He looks at his minions and says, "we shall
    continue the order with Xbox fucklinux 2"...

  5. Re:Other LInux Video app. on Two Steps Forward for Linux Multimedia · · Score: 1

    jahshakafx's interface seems like it was inspired from Discreet Combustion - a default dark interface with a lot of buttons, but Combustion's interface is extremely nifty once you get the hang of it.

  6. Re:Inappropriate on Games in High School? · · Score: 1

    Bet'cha belly's popped out a bit too :-)

  7. Re:Couldn't they release a firmware on the net? on Taiwan Joining Chinese Royalty-free Video Disk Effort · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What would happen if their approach was to release empty hardware overseas with not DVD support whatsoever and only support for AVD? And even not support for MPEG/AC3/etc? Then they can put up a Firmware (unofficially ;-) on the net in China and people (uh... resellers) can flash the systems to enable the DVD capability?

  8. Unmanned hey? on X-45 Makes Debut Flight · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    H@ck50r time. Now the 3l33t can prove themselves

  9. Re:Quality of Living??? on White LEDs for a Brighter World · · Score: 1

    This would also be great for those of us who get frequent blackouts, like to dine outside where lighting isn't portable (eg night BBQs at the park) and camping trips.

  10. Re:Does it take an interview... on Star Wars Phantom Menace 1.1 Editor Speaks · · Score: 3, Interesting

    jealousy - the money Lucas spent into creating Jar Jar could feed the person and their family for the rest of their lives.

  11. Fast routing agorithm on Deep Algorithms? · · Score: 2

    Ok, since we're all stuck on the Internet, which is something that has to grow in size continually, I'd say one the routing algorithm has got to be one of the most important. The Internet can't exist without it. Also to note is that we do need faster routing algorithms to cater for future addressing.

  12. Re:Voting today? on HP/Compaq Merger Apparently Approved · · Score: 1

    A single phrase to sum up Compaq - "the kiss of death"....

  13. Re:I've joined on Mandrake Asks for Support · · Score: 1

    ahhh, the test of Linux loyalty, or for that matter open source loyalty. Not being a troll or flaming anything, it makes me wonder whether the MS upshots are more loyal than the majority of open source fanatics.

  14. Re:More trailers? on Star Wars Episode II Trailer Tonight · · Score: 1

    So if I watch all the trailers then I'll be able to piece together the movie? Then what's the point of me watching it? Doesn't matter to me anyways, I think the new SW stuff isn't that great. If it weren't for Natalie Portman being in the series, then I wouldn't even bother watching Lucas' crap.

  15. Re:Similar to code escrow on Lessig's "Creative Commons" @ The FAA · · Score: 1

    Software companies that go under (like Be) sell their assets, so they're not really "orphaned".

    Uhh... Compaq ring any bells?

  16. Re:What does it say when... on China Ahead in Stem-Cell Research · · Score: 1

    I believe it's really sad that they're doing this. No alternatives? I've read reports everywhere that there are alternatives to generating stem cells without the process of creating embryos. Truly a lack of respect for life. They just want a quick way out and make money fast, that's the Chinese way of doing things - money money money.

  17. Re:In other news... on Disney Blames Apple For Music Piracy · · Score: 1

    Microsoft chairman Bill Gates has claimed that Windows XP was built to enhance the Internet Experience, allowing faster downloads and provide a global wide file connectivity. "Graphics will pop out in front of you like never before. We will continue development of Windows XP so that your Internet experience will simply be mouse clicks, but that you can actually feel the contents", explains Mr Gates. "People can share movies and music that they've created with friends and relatives with ease, like never before", his reference to Movie Editor and Media Player.

    "Microsoft has done many great things for us, and with Windows XP, I am now able to share my files with friends easily by signing up with MSN. No longer do I have to download thrid party Napster or AOL Messenger, I already have the software built into Windows XP", says Kid Joe, a fanatical fan of Windows XP. "I can now compress movies to MPEG-4 and perform scene cuts on them and then give it to my friends. It is so easy with Microsoft tools. I can do the same with songs too... look I'll demonstrate". Kid Joe then creates a Windows audio collection of his latest Britney Sphericals CD.

  18. Re:Greedy bastards! on Apple Delays QuickTime 6 Over Proposed MPEG-4 Licenses · · Score: 1

    Bah! Ogg is becoming very popular in Asia - go to Thailand and check it out. Reason so is because they have realised that you can fit more albums on a CD than MP3 due to the smaller file sizes of Ogg. The western market, however, is a little slow in accepting the format since no-one can find Ogg collections and players.

  19. Re:$28/player on Philips vs Unlicensed DVD Players · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese mfrs cannot export to the US or Europe, just remember that they still have the Asian market, most of whom cannot afford to pay for expensive imports. This is a significant number, far exceeding exports to the western nations. If Philips and co are demanding such high royalties, I doubt that these manufacturers will pay up.

  20. Re:Sony Boycott? on Sony Crushes UK PS2 Mod Chip Developers · · Score: 1

    I've personally stopped buying Sony products due to their proprietariness and their support for stupid laws put out (as you've mentioned). Whenever I am asked to build a computer for someone, I always tell them that I will not be getting a peice of Sony for them. I tell 'em, Sony makes crappy products and charges them a larger chunk than other companies.

    However, due to their position, there are many Sony resellers around. The average Joe doesn't understand Sony's tactics, all they know is Sony as a brand - the brand for them. I am really irritated that my uncle in law keeps on thrashing his money into Sony products, it's totally impossible to recommend him alternatives that are better quality and price than Sony.

    I doubt that people in the know can do anything about Sony's arrogance since there are too many average Joes running around.

  21. No way would I wear one... on Next Generation Xybernaut Wearable · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be caught wearing one of these. Walking down the street will have you being named called, spat upon, mugged, and beaten to death. No way... especially when it's a sign of dickheadedness.

  22. Re:Title give an impression. on How Google Saved USENET · · Score: 1

    At least in the old days USENET was not flooded with spam and noise. It's a real pity, since google wastes enormous space archiving all that dirt material.

  23. Re:My favourite bit part on Tribute to Nien Nunb and other Star Wars Bit Parts · · Score: 1

    Remember that Lucas made those movies in the days where he was wanting to make a big name for himself, and trying to get his first break. Now that he's got the money, it's not as an important thing - less motivation for greater imagination. He's getting old anyways. After seeing Ep 1, I'm not really enthusiastic about the coming ones.

  24. Re:It's really hard to predict the future on 3G Is A Dog, And Other Truths · · Score: 1

    The first time I was exposed to the Internet was through www.playboy.com, and I thought "wow, the Internet is going to bloom so quickly", and it did. I guess you need to be exposed to the right context before correct preditions are made.

  25. Re:C: A Dead Language? on OSNews Interviews WINE's Alexandre Julliard · · Score: 1

    To start a new comment thread, click on the "Reply" button beside the "Change" button for display (right after the topic info.)


    I reckon that's the same troll that keeps on saying that Linux/BSD/WhatEverOS is dead. A total Windows biggot IMO.