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Star Wars Phantom Menace 1.1 Editor Speaks

guinnessy writes "Studio 360 interviews the person who carried out Phantom Edit 1.1. You can listen to the interview here if you have Real Audio. It's quite interesting and explains why he hated Jar Jar Binks so much and what he did."

379 comments

  1. Does it take an interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    to explain why someone would hate Jar Jar so much? I figured most people over ~12 would understand his feelings completely.

    1. Re:Does it take an interview... by zero2k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      jealousy - the money Lucas spent into creating Jar Jar could feed the person and their family for the rest of their lives.

    2. Re:Does it take an interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first non-trollish post, and it already replicates exactly what I was going to say. :P

      I guess this is an AOL-ish 'me-too', so I've posted anonymously due to lack of actual content...

    3. Re:Does it take an interview... by NiPNi · · Score: 1

      http://www.oakland.edu/~zztasesk/jarjar.html

      The site pretty much says it all...

      Oh, and there's a link there to the International Society for the Extermination of Jar Jar Binks :-) Unfortunately, it seems to be dead at the moment.

    4. Re:Does it take an interview... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello World

  2. Text transcript? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I refuse to install Spyware^WRealPlayer on my system. Is there a transcript available anywhere?

  3. listinging by neo8750 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You can listen to the interview here if you have Real Audio.

    Yeah I could if i Had real audio. Anyone will to write down the conversation and post it some were so those of us who don't have real audio can read it?

    1. Re:listinging by $carab · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I seriously don't understand why virtually all of NPR's (National Public Radio's) online stuff is real audio encoded. I mean, wouldn't .mp3 (or .ogg?) encoding be cheaper and enable a wider variety of players?

    2. Re:listinging by Innominate+Recreant · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because everyone knows that mp3 and ogg are only used for violating intellectual property rights ;-)

    3. Re:listinging by Osty · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fucking Waaahh!!! Get off you're stupid, lazy, bitchy, fagot ass and install it chump:

      I don't think the point was that Real player was unavailable. Rather, it was that Real player is a huge steaming pile of shit, and many people refuse to install it (even if it is available for their platform). There are many better streaming codecs out there; why anyone would still use Real is beyond my comprehension.

    4. Re:listinging by interiot · · Score: 2

      Because they too are interested in accumulating Intellectual Property and selling it, and presumably RA assists in that more than MP3's would.

    5. Re:listinging by _Wrath_ · · Score: 1
      why anyone would still use Real is beyond my comprehension.

      probably people who want to be able to function in the Real World (tm).

      There is a lot of half-baked codecs and proprietary standards, but deal with it. If you want to hear their shit, then deal with Real Audio.

    6. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, go to link you suggest (chump), pull down menu "OS", go to select "OS X" - what, it's not there!

      Real Player is crap anyway.

    7. Re:listinging by epukinsk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, here's the transcription:

      Studio360: So you did that phantom edit thing?
      PhantomEditor: Yeah.
      S360: How come?
      PE: TPM was lame. Lucas is a capitalist dog. I made it seem like Anakin is more badass and less of a tool and I took out all of the Jar-Jar CG bullshit.
      S360: How did it get so big?
      PE: Internet.
      S360: Has George Lucas seen it?
      PE: He wanted to, but his legaltroids made him say he wouldn't. He should tho, cuz it's 31337.

    8. Re:listinging by discstickers · · Score: 1

      Yup... you can use the .m3u format. Basically, it streams the mp3s over http. It requires no special server or client. Most mp3 players can access the streams (iTunes on Mac, WinAmp on Windows). You can set up playlists too.

      There's even a linux-compatible program, NetJuke, that creates custom playlists for streaming.

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    9. Re:listinging by $carab · · Score: 2

      Probably true, but just to fill all you non-Us people in, NPR is generally thought of as representative of a very liberal viewpoint in the States. One would of thought they would embrace open formats rather than more closed formats.

      Seems like an obvious example of hypocrisy, from an institution that's one of the few sources of really high quality media (in general, the content on Public media outlets [PBS and NPR] is vastly superior to the commercial tripe we're all used to).

    10. Re:listinging by Mark+Pitman · · Score: 2, Informative
      you can use the .m3u format

      m3u isn't really a format. It is just the file extension for a text file with a list of mp3 files in it separated by CRLF on windows and LF on UNIX. It is a playlist file.

    11. Re:listinging by the_rev_matt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      National Petroleum Radio is liberal? When did that happen?

      Last I checked they were moderate with a vaguely right wing tilt on fiscal/business/foreign policy issues and a vaguely left wing tilt on social issues.

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    12. Re:listinging by quinto2000 · · Score: 1

      Your library probably offers you free access to the transcripts. Database software like Electronic Library and ProQuest often have gateways for library customers that can be accessed online for free, as long as you have a library card. I know that TOTN and other popular NPR broadcasts are available through both. Go to your library's website and check it out.

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    13. Re:listinging by shobadobs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      maybe his ass is a pile of sticks.

    14. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, go to link you suggest (chump), pull down menu "OS", go to select "OS X" - what, it's not there!

      Ya, just like 95% of the rest of software out there. Even so, you could run the OS9 version through the fucking emulator you idiot.

    15. Re:listinging by Jack_of_Hearts · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uh, no, not really...

      NPR has been way left for years - decades - now. Right wingers yell a lot about this every time its budget is up for reapproval.

    16. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Notice how he's asking for a transcript? He doesn't *want* to listen to it, he wants to read it. And he doesn't want it bad enough to install RealPlayer. Duh.

      And if you can't get anything besides that "RealOne" crap, I don't either. Most annoying piece of crap I've ever installed.

    17. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, no, not really...

      Amazingly, and here's where I know you're getting caught up, right wingers tend not to tell the truth when they're whining. It stems from an even greater problem, though. I believe the doctors have diagnosed it as politics, and I'm afraid it's terminal.

    18. Re:listinging by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 3, Funny

      No problem. The Slashdot editors transcripted it themselves, and have it in this nice universal Word 2000 doc file. Enjoy it.

    19. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the real answer is that MP3 and OGG are designed for music, not voice.

      RealAudio has can get "radio-quality" voice over a 30Kbps stream (for modem users). MP3 and OGG can barely make it at 64K and usually gets streamed at 128K.

    20. Re:listinging by tfreport · · Score: 1

      Uh actually, he was right, it is a right-tilted station according to the economy. It is just that the conservative right-wing in the United States is not very conservative when it comes to monetary policy. Supply-side is a liberal idea in terms of macroeconomics, not to mention that it has been Bush II and Reagan to increase spending in the last 40 years more than any other presidents. So much for the people's money.

    21. Re:listinging by NearlyHeadless · · Score: 2

      I don't have a transcript of this interview, but he has done some interviews in the past.

    22. Re:listinging by GigsVT · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Last I checked they were moderate with a vaguely right wing tilt on fiscal/business/foreign policy issues and a vaguely left wing tilt on social issues.

      That's called moderate libertarianism, and it's pretty much the only philosophy that makes sense.

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    23. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Last I checked they were moderate with a vaguely right wing tilt on fiscal/business/foreign policy issues and a vaguely left wing tilt on social issues.

      Much like the world itself.

    24. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I could if i Had real audio. Anyone will to write down the conversation and post it some were so those of us who don't have real audio can read it?

      Did you go to the guy's site, too? Java, Flash, ActiveX...it brought down Opera the way that a trash fire brings down a house.

    25. Re:listinging by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      And the real answer is that MP3 and OGG are designed for music, not voice.

      RealAudio has can get "radio-quality" voice over a 30Kbps stream (for modem users). MP3 and OGG can barely make it at 64K and usually gets streamed at 128K.


      Somebody give the AC a cookie, or at least mod the above commment up.

      Real Audio still does the ONE thing that it started out able to do, namely stream plain old human voice at a low bitrate at passible quality.

      Better codecs have come along since Real, but none have gained the same widespread acceptable of Real Audio.

      Their video codec blows though, and so does their player. . . .

      Their third to last restructuring attempt likely failed because they were obviously more interested in taking paying ads to be included in the 'channels' listing them providing users with a real interface to internet radio stations.

      Oddly enough Real Audio has had slightly more success over in Japan for use in interactive internet radio stations and even the occasional video broadcast. NIfty stuff actualy, of course when our economy crashed theirs went along with it (or slightly before hand IIRC ) so such things are not as common as they used to be (if they are at all any more, beats me, news of such takes for-friggin-ever to get over to the states, even with the internet.)

    26. Re:listinging by reverius · · Score: 2

      I'd REALLY like to know who moderated this as "insightful"... it's obviously a tongue-in-cheek joke. NPR stands for National Public Radio, and the parent of this post was correct in most of its assertions.

      Any existence of or relation to National Petroleum Radio is coincidental, seeing as that's decidedly not the radio station to which we are referring.

      -- Reverius

    27. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In America today you are considered extremely liberal if you are to the left of Hitler.

    28. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well, Hitler was a socialist.

    29. Re:listinging by darien · · Score: 2

      The most frustrating thing about RealOne Player is, it's actually a really good player (IMO). Much more stable and cleaner in use than WMP, and does vaguely sensible things, like staying on top while video is playing, but allowing itself to be behind while stopped.

      But you have to spend forever changing options and setting up your firewall to stop it pestering you the whole time with crap you don't care about. It's like they got a load of great programmers to write it, but accidentally fed them marketing food for a month before anyone noticed.

      Still, I use it in preference to WMP. And, thanks to ZoneAlarm, Real Inc. don't even know. He he he.

    30. Re:listinging by MrDolby · · Score: 1

      Ha, when in recent years has a democrat used supply side theory? The last one I can think of is Kennedy, but that was before it was called supply side. I will agree Bush I and Bush II don't care about supply side theory very much if at all, though.

    31. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think everyone is missing the point to begin with.

      For those fans out there of Star Wars, they can get a "behind the scenes" scoop about the next film.

      Who f'ing cares what format it is in, if you should or should not install it, if there are better players out there, etc. etc. etc.

      If you want to *whine* about crap like this- I have one thing to say to you:

      "Take a Motrin and SUCK IT UP!"

    32. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, NPR stands for National Proletariat Radio!

    33. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were in the military, weren't you.

      Broken limb? Have a motrin!

    34. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he was a Nazi.

      Read this:
      http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/L-hitler.htm

    35. Re:listinging by RadioTV · · Score: 1

      The reason is NPR (including member stations) gets free licenses for Real Server. I admin a Real server for a NPR member station.

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    36. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...

      Let's see. The Webster's dictionary definition for NAZI is: National SOCIALIST German Workers' Party

    37. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're just so right-wing reactionary that you think that conservative organizations like NPR are liberal. Maybe compared to wacked out crack fiends like you they are, but that proves nothing, scum!

    38. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      or maybe yer such a left wing you thing organizations like NPR are conservative?


      geez...

    39. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or maybe yer such a right wing nut that you think he's such a left wing nut who would think that organizations like NPR are conservative.

    40. Re:listinging by YellowBook · · Score: 2

      It ought to be moderated "funny", though it's also sort of insightful. National Petroleum Radio is a good nickname for today's NPR. Since the Gingrich congress managed to remove most of NPR's federal funding, NPR has received most of its funding from large corporate donors, and its news/editorial positions have reflected this. NPR may have a liberal reputation, but if you look at their reporting (especially on globalization issues), you'll see that that reputation is no longer accurate; it reflects the time when NPR was largely publicly funded.

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    41. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So? A certain document declares its government to be "For the people, by the people, and of the people", and you don't believe THAT piece of marketing either, do you? Nazis were as fascist as they come.

    42. Re:listinging by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      What are your firewall settings? I'd consider installing Real (on a throw-away box I wouldn't mind losing if they hacked it) if I had some assurance I could stop Real from hacking my computer. Read their license: it grants them the right to hack your computer! As if I'd allow anything on my box under those terms. Yet people load it all the fucking time! Morons.

      Jeeze, at least Micro$oft only nags you to get the updates, they don't force them down your throat unannounced.

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    43. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's "transcribed".

    44. Re:listinging by TWR · · Score: 2
      No, that would be France, where 18% of the country just voted for the reincarnation of Mussolini. The other 81% of the country aren't fascists, they're just trying to round up Jews to throw into ovens.

      -jon

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    45. Re:listinging by TWR · · Score: 2
      I forgot to mention the 1% who are the ones being thrown into the ovens...

      -jon

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    46. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction, Benito Mussolini was a fascist.

      Hitler was a National SOCIALIST.

    47. Re:listinging by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Ummm, yeah and North Korea is officially the DEMOCRATIC People's Republic of Korea. Sure the Nazi's said they were socialist but that doesn't mean anything other than the fact that it was a buzz word during that time. BTW, from the merriam webster online dictionary, nazi: 1) a member of a German FASICIST party controlling Germany from 1933 to 1945 under Adolf Hitler

    48. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adolf Hitler
      Speech of April 12, 1921

      "We are not fighting Jewish or Christian capitalism, we are fighting every capitalism: we are making the people completely free."

      Sounds like SOCIALISM to me.

    49. Re:listinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Le Pen Rocks.

  4. Why?? by Eccles · · Score: 0, Redundant

    It's quite interesting and explains why he hated Jar Jar Binks so much

    Does that really need explaining?

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  5. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, it's being renamed "Attack of the Trolls." Look for it to feature many Slashdot regulars as extras.

  6. clever idea to post streaming media files on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Slashdotted already,

    who's idea was it to post large media files on /. lowly html sites have enough trouble without melting some poor sods realserver

  7. The only thing that could make episode 2 worse.... by nil5 · · Score: 1, Funny

    than episode 1?

    Not Jar Jar again, but Jon Katz.

  8. And check out... by jhunsake · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Phantom Editor's Website!

    1. Re:And check out... by Giga · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen The Phantom Edit 1.1, but at least it has to be better than that website.

    2. Re:And check out... by PD · · Score: 1

      That website takes out Mozilla 1.0 RC 1 cold. What the hell causes that to happen?

    3. Re:And check out... by decaying · · Score: 1

      Check bugzilla, I think there is (was?) an error with the flash plugin....

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    4. Re:And check out... by 56ker · · Score: 2

      Ah - the *cue dramatic music* Phantom Error!

    5. Re:And check out... by Afrosheen · · Score: 0, Troll

      What a homo..look what this guy said about stopping by the filming of Jay and SB Strike Back:

      As I walked closer, I was passing by Shannon Elizabeth (all kinds of cute), Jason Mewes, Dwight Ewel, Joey Lauren Adams (looks great in person by the way), Brian O'Halloran, Jeff Anderson, Renee Humphrey (sweet), Walt Flannagan (almost as sexy as Mewes)

      At first I had to remember this was a GUY writing this article, made me think twice.

    6. Re:And check out... by jred · · Score: 1

      I don't see what his sexual orientation has to do with anything. But what do I know?

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    7. Re:And check out... by ChazeFroy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Off topic, here's a direct link to the latest Star Wars trailer (QuickTime Pro required):

      http://starwars.apple.com/ep2/clone_war/media/gate / p2_clone_war_p640.mov. The first half of the trailer is made up of scenes from earlier trailers, but the second half is EXCELLENT. I won't spoil it for everybody, but a Jagger (can't make out his first name) Fett is mentioned and shown, as well as the predacessors to the storm troopers (the republic army).

    8. Re:And check out... by G-funk · · Score: 2

      Jango Fett, he's boba-fett's dad, played by temuera morrisson. For those in the northen hemisphere, temuera morrisson (sp?) played "Jeek the mess" (ducks projectiles from nz neighbours) one of the toughest blokes ever portrayed on film, in "Once were warriors" and its sequel, "what becomes of the broken hearted".

      And boba-fett's in it as a little kid, which is so damned cool :-)

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    9. Re:And check out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see what his sexual orientation has to do with anything. But what do I know?

      Clearly not that homos are wimps who are too afraid of women to put it where it belongs.

      Seriously, though, it's a little unfair that the parent was modded Troll. I paused at the same part of that story as well, wondering what to make of it.

      Maybe the Phantom Editor is gay. If that's true, all the more reason to watch every single one of his movies and never, ever actually hang out with him.

    10. Re:And check out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think Jake the Muss is tough... you need to see Chopper.
      That guy is tough.

  9. Jar Jar Binks by cliffy2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    [rant]
    I believe that I speak for all Star Wars fans... or make that even all humans... when I state that Jar Jar Binks must be destroyed.
    Alright, perhaps that was a tad harsh. But what is the value to the character -- he is racially offensive, disrupts all possible dark and intelligent tones to the movie and, lest I forget to mention, quite possibly the most annoying character not portrayed by Pauly Shore or Carrot Top ever witnessed in a movie.
    Now, this is just my personal opinion. But Mr. Lucas, with all due respect, what on earth were you smoking?
    And one more thing! Didn't they learn their lesson from the Ewoks? Jar Jar = the Ewoks to the nth degree.
    [/rant]

    1. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

      Racially offensive? Of what race is he? Maybe only racist people find that true.

    2. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love EWOKS cuz they're FURRY!

    3. Re:Jar Jar Binks by praktike · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Racially offensive?

      well, he pretty clearly speaks with some sort jamaican accent, and might as well be wearing blackface as far as i'm concerned.

      and the trade federation was pretty thinly-veiled racism against the japanese.

      to be fair, i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good. imagine how that makes someone with dark skin feel...when really it's all a function of evolution and differential exposure to radiation over time...

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    4. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, he pretty clearly speaks with some sort jamaican accent, and might as well be wearing blackface as far as i'm concerned.

      and the trade federation was pretty thinly-veiled racism against the japanese.

      to be fair, i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good. imagine how that makes someone with dark skin feel...when really it's all a function of evolution and differential exposure to radiation over time...


      I think I can sum this up by saying "wonk wonk wonk".

    5. Re:Jar Jar Binks by xercist · · Score: 2

      Yes, and all those cartoons that portrey the evil character as having a beard! I find that offensive to claim that people with facial hair are more likely to be evil than those without. Let's organize a protest!

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    6. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Tralfamadorian · · Score: 1

      Maybe people think about being offended too much... I mean, should I bitch about Foghorn leghorn being offensive to southern peoples, I mean, they can't help where they are born, or who they learned to speak from...

      Anyone who would feel bad because they saw a movie where people who had dark skin were evil probably feel bad about pretty much anything.

      Maybe everyone should quit their bitchin'

    7. Re:Jar Jar Binks by joel8x · · Score: 2, Informative

      Didn't they learn their lesson from the Ewoks? Jar Jar = the Ewoks to the nth degree.


      Not for nothing, but I was quite young when Jedi came out and I loved the Ewoks - they were something for me to appreciate and I found them very entertaining - maybe the kids today feel that way about Jar Jar. I didn't really appreciate the whole series until I was older, but those Ewoks really turned me on to the Star Wars Trilogy because of their childish appeal. I can see why George felt the need to include Jar Jar in the first Movie this time instead of the third - he wants the kids involved so they stick through all 3 new movies and hopefully watch the other 3.

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    8. Re:Jar Jar Binks by praktike · · Score: 3, Informative
      Anyone who would feel bad because they saw a movie where people who had dark skin were evil probably feel bad about pretty much anything.

      no, no, no.

      the problem is that in the usa, there is a history of both legal and illegal discrimination against people of darker skin. the beard analogy doesn't fly for this reason--people with beards weren't ENSLAVED and then BEATEN and FIREHOSED in the streets of the south. as for the general southern accent thing, well, you might be able to prove that people with southern accents are less likely to get lots of types of jobs (tv news anchor, for instance). but there just isn't the same historical pattern of discrimination.

      so there's a real diffence. which is why there's also a legal distinction (disclaimer--IANAL), see the 14th amendment.

      what I'm not saying, though, is that these movies are illegal in any way. but i think people are justified in being offended.

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    9. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Why to little kids like stupid things like Ewoks and Jar Jar?

    10. Re:Jar Jar Binks by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 0, Troll

      wtf? why is having an accent racist? maybe its hard to make up an all new alien accent? maybe the people were jamaican and japanese that did the accents? why are you getting upset over nothing? this is like saying "some of the aliens sounded like white americans! im outraged!"
      idiotic.

    11. Re:Jar Jar Binks by clearcache · · Score: 2

      Hm. I always thought he spoke with some sort of alien accent.

    12. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Jar Jar annoyed the bejesus out of me, I can't say as the accent is particularly inappropriate. Jar Jar's accent does resemble a Jamaican one, but it also resembles Tok Pisin and other English-based Creole languages. This is exactly the kind of language you'd expect among a indigenous population located in such close proximity to another culture that has the upper hand in most/all interactions between the two. ie/ The same sort of situation that led to Jamaican's speaking what is basically a creolized english would lead the Gungans to speak a creolized version of whatever the Naboo spoke (ie/ english).

      The racist assumption being made with respect to Jar Jar, is that people who speak a creole language aren't intelligent enough to learn the "proper" version. That's not true in reality, and it's not true in Star Wars, either.

      As for the trade federation, I'm pretty sure they were a direct attack on Canadians, not the Japanese - have you heard our Prime Minister?

    13. Re:Jar Jar Binks by dillon_rinker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Besides, Foghorn Leghorn's entire manner of speech was meant to parody that of a prominent politician in the days when the character originated. The character was meant to satirize the politician.

      This sort of proves the point, though. We want to make fun of someone, but that isn't politic. So we make a cartoon character that talks like the person we want to make fun of. Then we mock the cartoon character. Or, if we want to show that Jews are evil, Africans are ignorant, and Chinese are evil and ignorant, we make aliens that talk like Jews, Africans, and Chinese and then mock the aliens.

      I tend to believe George Lucas when he says that wasn't his intent, but it's pretty amazing that the man could be so insensitive...I guess we were all supposed to grin with our big white teeth and say "Yassuh, that's how it is, sho nuf!"

    14. Re:Jar Jar Binks by zulux · · Score: 2

      i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good. imagine how that makes someone with dark skin feel...

      LOTR was intended to be a mythology of northern Europe, according to it's author. It's not suprising that the fairer peoples in the book are the more noble.

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    15. Re:Jar Jar Binks by czardonic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      wtf? why is having an accent racist?

      An accent is not racist. Using an accent to identify a character with a race of people, and making said character a buffon who exhibits many negative sterotypes about that race of people is racist.

      maybe the people were jamaican and japanese that did the accents?

      I guess someone who would assume that voice actors who are Jamaican or Japanese would not be able to acheive accents that did not sound like cartoon versions of their own native accents should not be expected to understand this issue.

      this is like saying "some of the aliens sounded like white americans! im outraged!"

      What if all the aliens stole everything they had from other races and had tiny penises? What if 99% of movie or television appearances by white people were characterized as such. Might be funny for a while, but how about after 5 or 6 decades?

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    16. Re:Jar Jar Binks by czardonic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The racist assumption being made with respect to Jar Jar, is that people who speak a creole language aren't intelligent enough to learn the "proper" version. That's not true in reality, and it's not true in Star Wars, either.

      The racist assumption stems from the fact that he speaks with a Jamaican accent and he just so happens to be a bumbling buffoon who sports many negative idiosyncracies attributed to black people by racist, bearded Hollywood types. Coincidence?

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    17. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Fn0rd · · Score: 1

      ...equating darkness of skin with evil...

      I haven't read the LOTR triology in many, many, years, but I seem to recall a completely pitch-black
      character - a good-guy, protector of the ring-bearer, and representing several ideas of perfection.

      Someone help me with the character's name?

    18. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well that's why I was always a big fan of "Johnny Quest." Dr. Quest is an intelligent, heroic figure with a beard, and he's also probably one of the first fairly openly gay characters on TV.

    19. Re:Jar Jar Binks by odaiwai · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're thinking of Vain from the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant.

      dave

    20. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The asian accent for those inscrutable trade federation leaders and the Caribbean accent for the simpleton Jar Jar Binks is really just a lazy short cut by the filmmaker. He uses racial stereotypes to define his characters when he could be using dialog motivation etc. - tools that define a skilled moviemaker. But you and your virgin masturbating-to-video-games slashdot friends probably care more about the explosions, right?

      Why didn't he just make the evil characters into German Nazis like in the old days?

    21. Re:Jar Jar Binks by VoiceOfRaisin · · Score: 1

      An accent is not racist. Using an accent to identify a character with a race of people, and making said character a buffon who exhibits many negative sterotypes about that race of people is racist.

      ill say it again. there are PLENTY of aliens or other people in movies that sound like "white americans" that have plenty of negative aspects. but of course you ignore those.

      I guess someone who would assume that voice actors who are Jamaican or Japanese would not be able to acheive accents that did not sound like cartoon versions of their own native accents should not be expected to understand this issue.

      havent you noticed there is TONS of white people stereotypes out there in movies and tv? like irish, scottish, french, russian, etc, etc. i am of scottish background and have to look no further than the simpsons to see a heavily sterotyped character with many negative aspects. and does this bother me? does this get to me? no. is it any different if they had a black cannibal with a huge bottom lip and said ooga booga? absolutely not. its EXACTLY the same. the only difference is certain groups of people like to whine and bitch and insist they are being held down by the man. and dont bother going into history cause there was PLENTY of irish and scottish slaves too.

    22. Re:Jar Jar Binks by mdw2 · · Score: 1

      That's right, in the world today, the only way not to be racist (or sexist, or homophobic) in movies, is to make sure all characters who aren't 100% completely without-a-doubt good, white (or male, or straight). Any other race (sex, orientation) for a character who isn't completely virtuous is racist (sexist, homophobic), and the intelligent public will see through this.

      Boy, I'm glad we have such intelligence here on slashdot.

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    23. Re:Jar Jar Binks by okoloc · · Score: 1

      I am from the Caribbean and Jar Jar Binks is not offensive to Jamaicans. Jar Jar Binks does not sound liek ANY Caribbean accent! Trust me! I KNOW what a caribbean accent sounds like. I HAVE ONE!

      No caribbean person I know thinks it's offensive. Why should non-caribbean people think so?

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    24. Re:Jar Jar Binks by czardonic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'll say it again: What if all the "white" aliens stole everything they had from other races and had tiny penises? What if 99% of movie or television appearances by white people were characterized as such. Might be funny for a while, but how about after 5 or 6 decades?

      This is where the difference lies. What if every Scottish character was a re-hash of Groundskeeper Willy? Such that the vast majority of non-Scottish people you met thought that every Scottish person talked/thought/acted the same way? What if you spent your whole life hearing people put you down and laughing at you based on that image of Scottish people? You might be a little "over-sensitive" about it too.

      There are many and varied White characters played in movies. Thus, for every villian there is bound to be a hero. For every drunk Irish character, there is a proud tough as nails Irish character. For every primping, cowardly French character, there is a suave, ladies-man French character, and so on for most White ethnic groups and nationalities. And between these extremes are a myriad other representations. This is not so true with black characters. For every dope-slinging gangbanger, for every back alley mugger, for every Steppin Fetchit you do not see a positive Black character. And as you go back in history, the ratio of bad to good grows even worse.

      It's no coincidence that among people who are not exposed to Black people on a regular basis there is a very narrow idea of how they act. These people get this idea from the one place that they do see Black people, the media. The reason is that the media presents a vary narrow (and negative) representation of Black people.

      Of course, this argument is moot if you think that all Black people are either buffons or thugs, and that Hollywood is merely representing reality.

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    25. Re:Jar Jar Binks by czardonic · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Jar Jar Binks does not sound liek ANY Caribbean accent! Trust me! I KNOW what a caribbean accent sounds like. I HAVE ONE!

      That is what makes it all the more an insult. It is a streotype of a Jamaican accent applied to a stereotype of Black person. YOU may no better, but when 99% of the world hears Jar Jar, they think Jamaican.

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    26. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I dont know anyone who thought jar jar sounded like a jamaican.

      Personally I thought he sounded like a complete idiot.

      Oh yes and if you do think he sounded like a black guy, maybe thats cause the voice was done by a black guy....

      It was a stupid character, its as simple as that.

    27. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I was so goddamn stupid I mixed up "know" and "no", I wouldn't call Jar Jar a buffoon.

    28. Re:Jar Jar Binks by abhinavnath · · Score: 1

      Regarding LOTR, it is quite clearly racist when talking about the haradrim/southrons, with their elephants and scimitars and so forth. But it doesn't bother me at all (I'm Indian myself) because hell, it's just a fricking story about hobbits. Tolkien was trying to echo or foreshadow European history, and Europe's biggest enemies have historically been from the South and East. (OT, possibly something about Europe beeing in the northwest...)

      But the racism doesn't detract from the greatness of the story - it's like much of Kipling's work. There is considerable racism implicit in his descriptions of colonial rule, but his work reflects a true love for his reflected homeland.

      Tolkien needed a villainous race of men, and since his protagonists are of good anglosaxon stock, a dark-skinned oriental antagonist race makes good sense. There's no malice intended, and that (for me at least) means that his descriptions are not in the least offensive or painful.

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    29. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's why he says things like "exsqueeeze me".

    30. Re:Jar Jar Binks by tpv · · Score: 1
      I agree. When I first saw TPM, I assumed that Lucas had watched "Chasing Amy" too many times, and had started to believe it.
      Always some white boy gotta invoke "the holy trilogy!" Bust this--those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down--even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit: You got Cracker farmboy Luke Skywaker; Nazi poster boy--blonde hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vadar: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.
      Balantly copied from here
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    31. Re:Jar Jar Binks by talleyrand · · Score: 2, Funny
      equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good
      Ah yes, a sentiment best summarized by Kevin Smith in Chasing Amy.

      Hooper ...those movies are about how the white man keeps the brother man down - even in a galaxy far, far away. Check this shit. You got cracker farm-boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy - blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!

      Banky What's a Nubian?

      Hooper Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a lightsaber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!

      Banky Intergalactic Civil War?

      Hooper Gentrification. They're gonna drive our the black element, to make the galaxy quote, unquote 'safe' for white folks. Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!

      Banky Well isn't that true?
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    32. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking as a fellow Gungan - I found the portrayol of Jar jar to be very racist and offensive.

      They completely ignore the finer aspects of our culture.

      ;-)

    33. Re:Jar Jar Binks by okoloc · · Score: 1

      Only an idiot would think that an fictitious alien on a fictitious planet in a fantasy/sci-fi movie is in any way representative of Jamaican/Caribbean people.

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    34. Re:Jar Jar Binks by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      to be fair, i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good.


      Yeah, I found that kinda strange at first, but if you think about it, in terms of geographical locations, the "darker skinned" men all came from the south and far east, which explains the skin tones a bit. Of course, that could just be a convenient justification, but just as I don't equate certain events in LOTR to antiwar metaphor (as some do), I don't think there's much more to it than simple story details.
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    35. Re:Jar Jar Binks by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      I hate Jar Jar Binks as much as the next person, and I don't mean to defend him, but...

      Am I the only one that can still go to a movie and just try to enjoy it without trying to read social or racial inuendo into it? I mean, I didn't enjoy Episode I. But that was because the movie sucked, not because of Chinese aliens and a Jamaican Jar Jar.

      Come on, IT'S A MOVIE! I don't think any racial insults were intended and even if they were, who cares? Do you think there is going to be more racism against Jamaicans because Jar Jar supposedly talks like them? Do you think there's going to be more racism against Chinese because in Episode I they were apparently non-trustworthy traders? Cone on, that's absurd.

      FWIW, I had NEVER (until now) even heard anyone comment that Jar Jar spoke like a Jamaican. I guess everyone I know is in that 1% that doesn't think Jamaican when they think of Jar Jar.

      In fact, I think 99% of people try NOT to think of Jar Jar at all.

    36. Re:Jar Jar Binks by (outer-limits) · · Score: 1

      I think the modern bad guy is the Arab.

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    37. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Riight...could it be, perish the thought, that the ACTOR playing the part of Jar-Jar is (!!!) Jamaican!!!!?!?!?! and further, that he MADE UP the voice?!?!

    38. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grounds keeper Willy and Scotty are the only Scottish television characters I can think of. A where's this French hero you mention?

      It's no coincidence that among people who are not exposed to Black people on a regular basis there is a very narrow idea of how they act.

      And you think whites who are exposed to blacks on a regular basis have a different idea?

      The reason is that the media presents a vary narrow (and negative) representation of Black people.

      Yea, it's horrible the way the news always makes the criminal black. They always leave out the positive details, like really good fried chicken, in black neighborhoods.

      Ever notice that Unix system administrator's are always portrayed as really geeky? I think I'll be offended by that. Maybe /. can petition some studio into making a movie where Unix Admin's have lots of sex...

    39. Re:Jar Jar Binks by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

      I salute your perception. I haven't read much Kipling, but I understand his point of view originates with love of the Empire. And while his thinking bears the burden of concepts like "the White Man's Burden", he can still write a line like, "You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Now, it may be that he was making what he considered a generous gesture when we allegedly more enlightened types would not consider it remarkable that a non-European might be a better man. Still, the line resonates for me.

      There are some similar elements in Mark Twain's treatment of african americans, and the then-common term he used for them, but I feel he accorded them a remarkable amount of dignity and sympathy. He was powerfully prejudiced as a man of his times (and ours) is bound to be, but he certainly stretched himself. I think by the end of his life he hated all humankind more or less equally.

      I found Episode 1 to be a racist throwback. It's not just the infantilism of the non-Europeans, or the grasping, greedy hook-nosed fellow that owned Annikan. I agree you can have bad guys that aren't white. The problem is to represent good guys that aren't white, too, and still fully competent. And not just as tokens who get to take a bullet so the white guy can live.

    40. Re:Jar Jar Binks by WNight · · Score: 2

      Get over yourself.

      For every nasty stereotype you see of a black guy there are more positive ones.

      I thought Wil Smith's character in Independence Day was pretty cool. Samuel Jackson's character in Pulp Fiction, while a criminal, was just as cool and smart as any of the others.

      If you're seeing offensive black stereotypes everywhere you look, you're either watching KKK TV, or you're increadily hypersensitive.

    41. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Check this shit: You got Cracker farmboy Luke Skywaker; Nazi poster boy--blonde hair, blue eyes. And then you've got Darth Vadar: the blackest brother in the galaxy. Nubian God.

      Yeah, well, except for the fact that DV was a white guy inside all that armor - speaking of which, funny how all the Bad Guys (storm troopers) have white armor suits..

    42. Re:Jar Jar Binks by lightfoot+jim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ya know barbarian originally meant someone with a beard. Seems the stereotype outlived any semblance of truth.

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    43. Re:Jar Jar Binks by prockcore · · Score: 2, Insightful

      " to be fair, i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good."

      You mean Saruman The White was good? Damn, I totally misinterpretted the books and the movie. :)

    44. Re:Jar Jar Binks by XNormal · · Score: 2

      the problem is that in the usa, there is a history of both legal and illegal discrimination against people of darker skin. the beard analogy doesn't fly for this reason--people with beards weren't ENSLAVED

      Oh, the european colonial powers benefitted from slave labor no less than the american south. They were just clever enough to keep the slaves in the colonies and import the goods instead of bringing the actual slaves to their beatiful little countries. The British, the French, the Spanish - they were no less racist than the southern slave owners.

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    45. Re:Jar Jar Binks by tpv · · Score: 1

      Don't make me bust a cap in your ass, yo! Jedi's the most insulting installment, because Vader's beautiful, black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! They're trying to tell us that deep inside, we all want to be white!

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    46. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your said to have fair skin when you protect yourself from the sun alot.

      Only high nobility had that luxury in old europe. Therefore, nobility had lighter skin, and was therefore more fair.

      Nothing discriminatry about it, its a historical fact that (I thought) is well known.

    47. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Bimble · · Score: 1

      You mean Saruman The White was good?

      He wasn't but because he wasn't good, he was stripped of the "White" monicker. Then we got "Gandalf the White". Saruman's fall from grace was also his fall from whiteness. How's that for logic, sucka!

      LOTR is good fiction. I read it and I was entertained. I have a brain, so I was able to read it and not decide to model my life after every nuance of the story. Passing references to Southrons and Haradrim didn't make me think, "Oh, those darn darkies!" To be honest, I barely paid any attention to them, because they were pretty incidental as badguys go.

      Stuff about "forces of light and darkness" don't get me to thinking about race because I read that phrase more literally. Y'see, there are these nouns "light" and "darkness" that have nothing to do with skin color and everything to do with how well a visually-oriented species such as our own can see. Light and darkness may be metaphors for honesty and deceit in fantasy novels like LOTR, but I don't think I've ever seen them used in a way that suggests that they're referring to "The forces of honkies and negros." People who read fantasy and get that message are trying to get their own messages from the books they read, not the messages the authors were trying to write.

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    48. Re:Jar Jar Binks by jgerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No people are not justified in being offended. This thin skinned bleeding heart crap has gone too far. If I were to make a movie, I sure as hell would ignore ANYONE who told me my bad guys couldn't have dark skin, or light skin, or speak with this accent or that. You read too much into it. And the people who generally whine about this sort of thing are the people who look for it everywhere.

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    49. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2

      It's you who looks at Jar-Jar and says he's black because of how he acts. Look inside yourself for the problem.

      Your comment about his accent is an insult to Jamaicans. He sounds nothing like them. Crikey, and you call others racist!

    50. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yub yub!

    51. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Matthaeus · · Score: 1

      What's your source on that? The word "barbarian" comes from the Latin word "barbaros," which means "someone who doesn't speak Latin."

    52. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Malachi · · Score: 1

      And Ewoks weren't annoying either.. They were cute cuddly little critters. Hell I think my mom still has one of my ewok stuffed animals somewhere in the attic. I even got the ewok village for christmas hehehe..

      Jar Jar was overdone, should have been easy back played maybe.. but I'm just an opinion of which there are countless.

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    53. Re:Jar Jar Binks by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Mike Wong has a good rant about this percieved racism in Star Wars. I think it pretty well addresses the issue: you can see racism there, or you can fail to see any. I didn't see any, but perhaps I'm abnormal because I found Jar Jar to be funny.

    54. Re:Jar Jar Binks by JWW · · Score: 2

      Ok, then pick one.

      George Lucas should either....

      A) Not give into PC and make Greedo shoot first in the special edition.

      or

      B) Make damn sure everything's all PC in all the movies.

      Note: My belief is that having Greedo shoot first ruined the scene completely. I agree with the other posts on this topic, a completely PC movie would entail staring a big blank screen for two hours.

    55. Re:Jar Jar Binks by lilzabubba · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Anyone who would feel bad because they saw a movie where people who had dark skin were evil probably feel bad about pretty much anything.

      no, no, no.

      the problem is that in the usa, there is a history of both legal and illegal discrimination against people of darker skin"



      no, no, no. the problem is that there is a history of discrimination all the way back to Noah. Someone out there is always oppressed, downtrod, and yes, discriminated against. Your ancestors (some hundred plus years ago) were slaves. Her ancestors 100 years ago were women. My ancestors were poor Irish people forced into bondage by a government who oppressed them. Get over it. It is people who define the boundaries who keep discrimination alive. Others choose to teach their children to love everyone no matter what their skin color, religion, heritage or sexual preference. Eventually we'll all get it right.

      ~lilz~ Optimism IS a disease.

    56. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Dazza · · Score: 1
      Lets not forget the africans who happily sold their fellow africans into slavery...


      You think all the africans loved each other and were honestly upset when slavery caught on ?

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    57. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Shadarr · · Score: 1

      My God, I have a beard and I don't speak Latin! Does that make me an ultra-barbarian?

    58. Re:Jar Jar Binks by czardonic · · Score: 1

      I wasn't directing this comment to people who haven't seen a movie made before 1990.

      Thanks for playing.

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    59. Re:Jar Jar Binks by jafac · · Score: 2

      The whole Han Solo/Greedo thing gets really creepy on a deep level here:

      My 8 year old son and I had a huge argument about this, and he actually didn't believe me when I told him that in the ORIGINAL movie, Han Solo shot first. He said that's not true, because Han Solo was a good guy, a hero, and would never had shot first.

      I borrowed an original tape from a friend (um- er- after paying a license fee to LucasFilm and 20th Century Fox), and showed my son (paid for him too), and he was completely dumbfounded.

      "Why would they DO a thing like that? It totally changes EVERYTHING!" he complained.

      I explained, gently, that Han Solo wasn't always a hero. That he started out as a criminal. A smuggler. A law breaker. And he changed, he became a good man. A hero.
      My son liked that angle on the story much better, and thinks George Lucas was an idiot for changing it.

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    60. Re:Jar Jar Binks by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1
      to be fair, i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...[...] equating darkness of skin with evil, and fairness of skin w/ good.



      And in Star Trek you don't see a lot of fair skinned Klingons or even Klingon albinos*. An for a good part of the Star Trek history they were the baddies.



      * aside: when I was a kid I saw a black guy who was albinos, that looked weird to the kid I was but really cool.

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    61. Re:Jar Jar Binks by DrSkwid · · Score: 2

      when really it's all a function of evolution and differential exposure to radiation over time...

      not so, selective breeding based aestethics

      see Jared Diamond, Rise of the Third Chimpanzee

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    62. Re:Jar Jar Binks by WNight · · Score: 2

      Gotcha. You're wrong, but it's my fault because I didn't discount all evidence against your point of view.

      As I said before, get over yourself. Stupid racial stereotypes are as good as nonexistant in mainstream movies and television. If you keep seeing them, you may want to up the tinfoil content of your hat.

  10. I think I speak for most of us when I ask... by dangermouse · · Score: 1, Troll

    What the hell is "the Phantom Edit 1.1"?

    1. Re:I think I speak for most of us when I ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope.

    2. Re:I think I speak for most of us when I ask... by RobHornick · · Score: 1

      It's "Star Wars Episode I.I - The Phantom Edit". In other words, the first revision to "Star Wars Episode I - The Phantom Menace". - Rob

  11. Where's the movie? by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    Anyone know where the offical Phantom Edited movie is?

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    1. Re:Where's the movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares where it is, someone tell me WHAT it is?!?!

    2. Re:Where's the movie? by RobHornick · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's no official site to download it. Search your choice of Google or Gnutella.
      - Rob

    3. Re:Where's the movie? by PhxBlue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you're looking for an "official" Phantom Edit on the web, you're not going to find one. The Phantom Editor explains:

      I am The Phantom Editor. The guy that created, Episode 1.1, The Phantom Edit on my bottom of the line Macintosh G4 using an editing program called Final Cut Pro. I did not upload it onto the Internet and as a matter of fact, I am still only a 56k modem guy with no high-speed connection so to this day, I still haven't even downloaded it. Different "spirited individuals" (some knowledgable about what they are doing, and some... well...not) have digitized and converted the movie into multiple file formats...

      In short, the only versions of the Edit that are online are unofficial. You can probably find something with a Google search, but downloader beware.

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  12. I made a better competing "edit" of the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    which highlights JarJar's zany antics and removes the parts that advance the story. I call it the JarJar Yes-Pleasy-Yessir Phantom Meesa-Likie-Likie Edit.

    1. Re:I made a better competing "edit" of the movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Lucas, posting as an AC does not befit a man of your stature.

    2. Re:I made a better competing "edit" of the movie by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An Anonymous Coward wrote: "I made a better competing 'edit' of the movie which (sic) highlights JarJar's zany antics and removes the parts that advance the story."
      Actually, I would prefer an edit of The Phantom Menace that left Jar Jar alone (all the SW movies had some kind of comic relief) and took out the embarassingly bad stuff about "chlamydians" (OK, midi-clorians, but I can't help but wonder if a simple dose of penicillin might have prevented the whole Darth Vader situation) and the virgin birth of Anakin. This little bit of Star Trek-like technobabble, in just a few minutes, completely ruined all the magic of the other three movies. The Force, before Episode I, was basically magic. How it worked was not explained and DID NOT NEED TO BE EXPLAINED, like the magic used by Merlin or Gandalf. Post-Episode I, it's a blood condition. Bleah!
      So Coward, I welcome your edit. But did you cut out that seemingly never-ending scene with the big fish getting eaten by even bigger fish?

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    3. Re:I made a better competing "edit" of the movie by i0lanthe · · Score: 2

      Post-Episode I, it's a blood condition.

      I don't know about you but I kept expecting a scene where the Jedi council is waiting for the report on Anakin's farandolae to come back from the lab. "Hmm. Echthroi. Prognosis not good. To the Dark Side he will turn."

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  13. Streaming? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Informative

    Probably because you can start listening nearly instantly, vs. waiting for the whole file to download first.

    Also, Real has some nice streaming features. They can dynamically change the bitrate of the audio depending on your ability to download it.

    I have no doubt that MP3 or OGG could be used to do the same thing, but consider that Real is a big player in this space.

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    1. Re:Streaming? by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yeah, I mean it's not as if there are hundreds of internet radio stations streaming MP3s. And it's not as if the BBC have been experimenting with streaming OGG.

    2. Re:Streaming? by invenustus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MP3 or OGG COULD be used to do the same thing? Um, have you ever been to mp3.com? They have all kinds of streaming MP3. It plays in Winamp, and I assume it should work in XMMS or whatever Linux distributions are using now. I'd venture that as many people have Winamp as have RealPlayer, especially as RealPlayer gets crappier and crappier.

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    3. Re:Streaming? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "Um, have you ever been to mp3.com [mp3.com]?"

      Um, did you catch my comment where I said "but consider that Real is a big player in this space."?

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    4. Re:Streaming? by glwtta · · Score: 2

      It also has neat features like that "Message Center", which is smart enough that it cannot be disabled, or else silly people like me would miss out on all those "Critical Updates", and we wouldn't want that, now would we?

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    5. Re:Streaming? by invenustus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I did. I was just saying one shouldn't underestimate the prevalence of streaming MP3, and shouldn't avoid using it on one's site for fear users won't be able to hear it. I guess RealAudio is just the "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM" of streaming content....

      Sorry if it sounded inflammatory. The moderators gave me my whipping. :)

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    6. Re:Streaming? by dorward · · Score: 1
      I'd venture that as many people have Winamp as have RealPlayer, especially as RealPlayer gets crappier and crappier.

      In the above for "people" read "geeks". I doubt that many Joe Average have WinAmp installed, Windows Media player comes with Windows so a lot of people will just use that.

      That's an idea though, I wonder if Nullsoft might consider producing a browser plugin wrapper around WinAmp

    7. Re:Streaming? by stevey · · Score: 1
      MP3 or OGG COULD be used to do the same thing?

      Especially with my opensource MP3 streaming server ...

      Cheap plug I know, but almost OnTopic.

    8. Re:Streaming? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      realplayer is just plain S**T. resourcehog, one company protected s*iT. instead of perfecting their player they make a new UI and add in some more add's 'n sh*t like automatic 'content', then they do it again. content which is even less meaning to me than some south african tv-guides.

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    9. Re:Streaming? by WWWWolf · · Score: 1
      They have all kinds of streaming MP3. It plays in Winamp, and I assume it should work in XMMS or whatever Linux distributions are using now.
      Yeah, shoutcast encoding. and you can roll your own, MP3 and Ogg are both supported, I think.

      Yes, it uses HTTP as transport medium, so it doesn't have all of the nifty features - but if you want just to listen to music, it's *great*.

    10. Re:Streaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your asterisk key appears to be locked. You appear to be trying to type SHIT repeatedly, but failing. Please take your SHITTY keyboard in for repairs.

    11. Re:Streaming? by cornjones · · Score: 1

      The biggest thing that Real adds is the auto bitrate select. the media is encoded in a certain way and streamed out at a quality dependent on the PLAYERs bandwidth. (assuming sufficient bandwidth at the server of course) this is a very good thing.

      as an example. when I used to be on DSL (god how I hate verizon) I could stream at about 250k. ifilm had WMP versions for 100k and 300k. the 300k wouldn't play. i could use the real stream and get 228k or something very close to my max. this gave me the max quality I could handle.

      for the record. i think real sux too. I have it so I can listen to my old college radio station (and no I don't want anybody else listening so I am not posting it) but, and this was especially true before the glory days of my cable modem, real's bitrate selection is very, very handy when your bandwidth is insufficient for the highest quality.

    12. Re:Streaming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm currently accessing SlashDot from two different public library systems, and neither have sound.

  14. Phantom Edit 2001 by Rufus211 · · Score: 3, Informative

    A new Phantom Edit has just been released this month. True it's not by the same guy that did the original (LA) version, but then again the 2nd (NY) version was done by 2 unrelated people in NY, so I guess it makes sense for the 3rd (DC) version to be made by yet an other unrelated person.
    You can find info about it at the phantom edit forum. Also you can download a 2cd VCD of the new version (thanks to Bit Torrent!) from me here.

  15. Re:Slashdotters, here's some advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Close your web browser, shut down your fucking linux "b0xen" and go outside for once in your life.

    Why not take your own advice, Mr. Slashdot Troll?

  16. Re:Boycott by DaggertipX · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    boycott: to engage in a concerted refusal to have dealings with (as a person, store, or organization) usually to express disapproval or to force acceptance of certain conditions Read this, realize your an idiot, go away.

  17. realaudio = ac3NET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    realaudio is nothing more than a netversion (low bandw) of the ac3 codec, its all in the official
    ac3 specs.

    Thus, it should decompress using ac3 code, (unless real wrapped it in another file format)

  18. Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm sorry, I just don't see how what I said was flame bait. Somebody asked why they were using Real Audio instead of MP3, and my answer was the streaming capabilities of Real. If it sounded like I was saying Real was better than MP3 or OGG, then I apologize for not being clearer in what I was saying.

    Let me clarify my point: Real is a dedicated server/streaming solution. It's made by a company that is dedicated to providing that support. Ogg or MP3 is probably superior, but when you make a business decision, the company you're getting it from is a big consideration.

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    1. Re:Flamebait? by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Since when are moderations accurate reflections of the value or content of a post?

      No need to explain yourself, but if you can figure out how to force a moderater to do the same, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.

    2. Re:Flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ok, your just slow. Let me simplify it for you.

      Real = BAD
      Real GOOD
      Real Your Mother

    3. Re:Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "It's ok, your just slow. Let me simplify it for you."

      Err okay. Pardon me for knowing more about Real's delivery system than just their player.

      If you had any idea what it's like making and publishing Real content, then you'd have a higher opinion of Real than that.

      I think their viewer is awful, but the rest of it is pretty cool. Try making some actual content with it, and you will likely agree with me.

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    4. Re:Flamebait? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      I think their viewer is awful, but the rest of it is pretty cool. Try making some actual content with it, and you will likely agree with me.
      That's the secret of their business model. It's just like the Clams and celebrities: They pamper the content providers, like you and NPR, who think it's really cool tech. Thus much/most content is only available in Real format, driving the public to use their player. The content providers (you/NPR) fail to understand or ignore the downside to your customers, believing Real's player isn't that bad (although you admit it's "awful"). Well, I've got news for you (and NPR): you've just lost some customers. By choosing a non-open format, you've locked a segment out. By choosing Real in particular, you've locked out those of us who read the license agreements and don't care for their (Real's) terms. Just remember, those of us who read the license are generally in a much higher income bracket than the sheeple who don't. Do you really want to alienate the top-end of your market?

      If you don't know what I'm talking about, read the license yourself sometime (you have to download and install the software to read it). They don't put the license for their media creation software on their web site, so I haven't read it, but I assume it doesn't have the same draconian clauses as the player's license, otherwise folks like you and NPR wouldn't dare use it on production computers. You did read the license, didn't you?

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    5. Re:Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "The content providers (you/NPR) fail to understand or ignore..."

      You're acting like I'm promoting Real. I'm not. My original post was an answer to the question "Why are they using Real Audio format and not MP3?" And I responded that it was probably because of Real's streaming features. Some people mixed that up with me supporting Real. My comments about the content side of it were in response to somebody calling me and idiot because they thought I loved Real's viewer. I was trying to point out there is more to Real than just the viewer.

      You don't have to convince me that Real's player is a nuisance. I never ever said "They are in the right for using Real", nor did I ever say "they should only use Real and no other format!". I'm not proposing that anybody use it. I was simply answering somebody's question 'why?'. As for the user base, NPR is probably assuming that most people are idiots. Real Player is part of nearly every machine out there, whether it's prepackaged when you buy it, or it comes along when you download Netscape. The more advanced computer user probably doesn't have Real, but you can bet Aunt Sally has it since Gateway computers come with it, for example. And that's what NPR wants.

      Should NPR support other formats? Oh I certainly think so. But the issues of 'non-standard' don't mean shit to Aunt Sally. She just wants to hear the program. That's who NPR is going after.

      Please do not confuse my explaining NPR's point of view as support for Real's Viewer. I'm getting really sick of getting flamed for something I did not say. It really bugs me that people are judging me for simply answering a question.

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    6. Re:Flamebait? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      It really bugs me that people are judging me for simply answering a question.
      Welcome to Slashdot! :-)

      Sorry if I misunderstood your position. From your post (the one I responded to) I thought you were a Real media content producer who liked their tools.

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    7. Re:Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      I'm not a content producer, simply an animator who likes playing with compression tools. Their tools for making .RM files are pretty cool, though overly friendly.

      Their server stuff's pretty cool too. That's not the same as thinking they should be used for anything, though heh. You might laugh at me for this, but for low bit-rate stuff, I usually prefer MS's Media Tools. However, for the high quality stuff, I much prefer Quicktime.

      Understand though, my definition of cool is "Neat! I made a small file and the output's pretty good." I don't mean it like "Neat! I can use this on my site and everybody'll be happy!" I hope that clarifies my stance a bit heh.

      Real was fun to play with, but it lost a bunch of points for it's viewer. Although, if I wanted to be sneaky, I could use their ActiveX control and bypass a bunch of their stuff....

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    8. Re:Flamebait? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Dude, if you're going to get into these slugfests, at least have the decency to forego your +1 bonus.

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    9. Re:Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      I've thought about it, but most of the 'slugfests' show up when I've made a seemingly innocent comment. This whole debate started with somebody asking why they were using .RM instead of .MP3, and I provided a simple answer. My simple answer was mutated by other people into something I didn't say. So I had to clarify myself, which I don't feel is something I should turn off my +1 for.

      I did it this time tho. :P

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    10. Re:Flamebait? by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I spent enough time on usenet to know you sometimes have to defend yourself. I would just rather not see arguments nested 10-deep when I'm reading at +2. :-)

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    11. Re:Flamebait? by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      "I would just rather not see arguments nested 10-deep when I'm reading at +2. "

      Hmmm... never thought about that. I'll try to be more considerate in the future. :)

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  19. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sorry, but I think you've been had there.

    The "Lord Of The Rings" movie trilogy isn't your average Hollywood "gee-what-kind-of-ending-did-the-test-audiences-li ke-the-most?" film series. It's a pretty faithful (so far) movie adaptation of what's commonly regarded as the best book of the twentieth century.

    The second book in the trilogy is called "The Two Towers". And the title isn't a prescient, Nostrodamus-like reference to the September 11th attack on the World Trade Center but (shock, horror) a reference to two, uh, towers, that appear in that book as Frodo and Sam continue on to Mordor and the rest of the fellowship take part in an assault on Isengard.

    Now, unless I'm truly living in an Orwellian society (which, ironically, is how I perceive the revisionism that Hollywood seems to be obsessed with whenever it turns its hand to historically-based entertainment), those are the historical facts. (Unless, of course, the Ministry Of Truth truly has tracked down every copy of LOTR, had them destroyed and replaced with "corrected" copies that aren't as offensive to The Party. Who knows, this could have happened. It might explain why my copy of LOTR has gone AWOL.)

    I can't vouch for him personally, but Peter Jackson strikes me as a man of integrity. In every interview I've read or seen his love of the original text and his desire to bring it to life as faithfully as possible is clear. And I very much doubt that he's going to presume to meddle with Tolkien's masterpiece by changing the title of the second film.

    The irony that he'd even be asked to do so is dripping - is there any way the world of Tolkien could possibly be further away from the world of September 11th?

    The Hollywood suits asking for a name change are probably the same ones that were so vocal in the aftermath of last year's tragedy, spouting (script-written?) lines about how they couldn't produce another violent movie after what had happened yet barely waiting more than a heartbeat before rubber stamping the release of movies like Black Hawk Down and Collateral Damage.

    All this while the Israeli army, funded by the US tax payer ($4 billion of US military aid per year, total military expenditure $7 billion per year), murders people in their homes with US-built, US-supplied hardware while the Bush administration vetoes any attempt by the United Nations' Security Council to condemn Israel's actions.

    (When Israel kills, the world complains but the US pretends that nothing's happened. Ditto when the US military kills allied personnel in "friendly fire" incidents.)

    Change the title of "The Two Towers"? How about changing the damn record instead?

    (Go ahead, mod this down. Like I give a damn about karma.)

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  20. Jar jar was trying to be the Ewoks! by PhilJackson · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Me tinks (sorry) that the Ewaks where pretty cool but thats as far as my love for stupid starwarsy animals go. I think Jar Jar should be ground into pod racer fuel in the next episode.... either that or he should be made a Jedi, that'll annoy them! :)

  21. And to think... by hackwrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there are laws in place to prevent this sort of thing... at least I think there are and if the current laws aren't up to the challange there are people working overtime to draft new ones. Actually I like the idea of being able to do this, at least for your own purposes as well as the ability to post a patch so you can attach these changes to your own legally bought copy of "The Phantom Menace" without anyone having to shell out extra money to Lucas. That way Lucas still sells 'The Phantom Menace' and new things can be done with the material.

  22. Variable Bit Rates... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't HTTP streaming mean that if you fall under the required bitrate that you'll get broken up music?

    If so, does M3u have server support for changing bitrates during a change in net conditions?

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    1. Re:Variable Bit Rates... by discstickers · · Score: 1

      I haven't played too much with m3u's over slow connections, but it does buffer before the stream is started.

      It doesn't do chaning bitrates, since it's just streaming the mp3 information.

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    2. Re:Variable Bit Rates... by qnonsense · · Score: 1

      Buffering doesn't cut it the same way that dynamically changing bitrates to account for changing net conditions.

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  23. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by raistlinne · · Score: 3, Offtopic
    (Go ahead, mod this down. Like I give a damn about karma.)

    Actually, the moderation system exists not to give or take karma from people, but to promote good comments to better public view while removing the noise and such from more prominent positions. Moderation is only incidentally related to karma. The point is to choose make it easier to read the better posts.

    However, you are correct that changing the name of The Two Towers would be about as absurd as you can get.

    How is all this related to Jar Jar? Good question. Maybe we could say that changing the name of The Two Towers is about on the level of making Jar Jar a main character?

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  24. You don't speak for most of us by maggard · · Score: 1, Funny
    I think I speak for most of us when I ask...
    What the hell is "the Phantom Edit 1.1"?
    We call this "The World Wide Web". The part of it you're on is "News for Nerds", most of whom are perfectly conversant with the subject under discussion. If you're not then might we guide you to the website referenced and suggest you take a look at the "links" it contains - they do contain explanations. Or if you're really desperate perhaps someone would acquaint you with these things called "search engines".

    Or perhaps we should chew your food for you and wipe your ass too?

    Don't bother to respond; someone as clueless or self-indulgent as you is very unlikely to have anything useful or interesting to contribute here.

    This is not a troll, it is a perfectly reasonable response to a perfectly useless posting. "dangermouse" could have invested the ame effort into getting an answer as they did whining about not knowing and for somebody to puhlease spoonfeed them.

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    1. Re:You don't speak for most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said:
      >We call this "The World Wide Web". The part of it
      >you're on is "News for Nerds", most of whom are
      >perfectly conversant with the subject under
      >discussion. If you're not then might we guide you
      >to the website referenced and suggest you take a
      >look at the "links" it contains - they do contain
      >explanations. Or if you're really desperate
      >perhaps someone would acquaint you with these
      >things called "search engines".

      >Or perhaps we should chew your food for you and
      >wipe your ass too?

      >Don't bother to respond; someone as clueless or
      >self-indulgent as you is very unlikely to have
      >anything useful or interesting to contribute
      >here.

      >This is not a troll, it is a perfectly reasonable
      >response to a perfectly useless posting.
      >"dangermouse" could have invested the ame effort
      >into getting an answer as they did whining about
      >not knowing and for somebody to puhlease
      >spoonfeed them."

      Don't be a dick man. Oh wait, too late. it would have been easier to have just said:

      >It's "Star Wars Episode I.I - The Phantom Edit".
      >In other words, the first revision to "Star Wars
      >Episode I - The Phantom Menace". - Rob

      Even if this wasn't the best answer at least Rob didn't attack the guy. Remember, only, be an ass when it's easier to be an ass.

      -Steve

    2. Re:You don't speak for most of us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boo fucking hoo, so he asked someone to explain what it was, I bet you more people had no idea than actually did. And what do you do? You whine and complain that he's whining and complaining, it makes you no better than him.

      Why bother coming to Slashdot? It goes and it sorts through all the dreck and spoon feeds it to you. There's this thing called search engines, you can use them yourself to find out what's available on the web, you don't need to come here.

      This is not a troll, it is a perfectly reasonable (albeit flamebait) response to a useless and equally flamebait posting. (Even more useless than its parent I might add.)

      Oh, and this is my nom-de-plume jackass.

    3. Re:You don't speak for most of us by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      Dear prick,

      I am writing to express my sincerest thanks and deepest gratitude. Your wry wit and caustic tongue are a true credit to the wad community, and an inspiration to us all.

      Nevermore shall we labour under the delusion that provision of background information when initiating a public discussion is common courtesy; you have shown us that it is a mark of weakness to include some parenthetical briefly describing the subject of the discussion, and a mark of intellectual laziness to enquire of one's fellow conversants as to the nature of said subject. Foolish have we been to "hyperlink" to relevant information in the past, when the true path to enlightened discussion was so clearly independent research conducted in isolation from the forum.

      It is readily apparent, now that you have laid it before our prior-unseeing eyes, that the basis of a discussion must under no circumstances itself be given voice, lest that demon head of redundancy be reared, or the sometime ignorant robbed of the opportunity for independent discovery.

      Again must I iterate my gratitude to you. I can only begin to imagine the chore and bother it must be to you, to set down the great and important tasks with which you are charged, to descend from the realm of higher reasoning and consuming thought to elucidate for we the hoi polloi the basic precepts of a public forum. I hope to assure you that your cherished time was well disposed, and that our enlightenment was worth the inconvenience and neglect of your own affairs. Our thanks, and our neverending appreciation and admiration, are yours.

      With Greatest Sincerity,
      dangermouse

    4. Re:You don't speak for most of us by maggard · · Score: 2
      You come across a /. posting regarding a topic you are unfamilier with.

      You:

      1. Immediately post demanding to know what this is all about, somebody explain it to you, blah blah blah.
      2. Follow the links included, invest 60 seconds figuring out the topic, then post your findings as a service to others.
      Which did you do? What does that make you?

      Dismissed.

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  25. Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by twilight30 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The trade federation is, I think, meant to be Chinese, not Japanese (I'm part-Japanese myself). As well, Anakin's flitting slave-owner is supposed to be vaguely eastern European / Jewish, near as I can tell (accented, haggles over money, big nose -- I mean, Jesus Christ!).

    To be honest, it annoyed me first time I saw the film, and it only got worse with repeat viewings. If Lucas meant to make the film to satisfy himself only, as has been claimed by others at Slashdot (sorry, can't be arsed to find the reference), you have to wonder just what the fuck he was thinking when he wrote the screenplay.

    To address your last comment, though, Tolkien wrote LOTR many years ago. Lucas doesn't really have that excuse, and in my view, doesn't deserve an out. Just my opinion.

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    1. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by Watcher · · Score: 1

      The trade federation is, I think, meant to be Chinese, not Japanese



      Yes and no. Actually, they were supposed to be an homage to the monguls in the Flash Gordon serials (one of the major influences on Star Wars). That also is the reason why the view screens on their ships look, act, and sound like the view screens in the Flash Gordon serials.



      I'm generally willing, without evidence to back up these accusations, to give Lucas the benefit of the doubt on the racism issue. Prejudice of any kind is a terrible and insulting thing to accuse someone of. Remember when the hyenas in Lion King were called racist, and one was played by Whoopy Goldberg? Not someone known for looking kindly on racism.

    2. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by yoink! · · Score: 2

      To give Lucas the benefit of the doubt, I would hope that it is us reading in these stereotypes. Even the most creative of folks need some foundation for their creations, most of that comes from what we know. Perhaps there are similarities that go beyond simple attitudes, maybe the inflections that were used in the film (actually TPM was more of a popcorn movie than a film) were too close to home. Nonetheless we should be a little more open and realise that there are people who portray such behavioural patterns in the world, and they are hardly delineated by ethnic or racial origins. That is our prejudism showing through, and our desire to see in those fictional characters something we believe about those around us. Even, in the end if it was some sort of racism or stereotyping done by the writers and director of this film, telling our kids about it will only help to get them adopting racist and prejudicial tendencies at an increased rate; something I believe they will, unfortunately discover in their lives anyway, so why speed it up?!

    3. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Watto's accent, demeanor and oversized
      proscobis (that's shnozz to you) actually
      more closely resembles a syrian-born Jew,
      raised in Aleppo, who earns his living by
      means of selling linen door-to-door.

    4. Re: Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > Anakin's flitting slave-owner is supposed to be vaguely eastern European / Jewish, near as I can tell (accented, haggles over money, big nose -- I mean, Jesus Christ!).

      Yeah, but Jesus Christ is rarely portrayed with a big nose, despite the stereotypes.

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    5. Re: Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      r4d

    6. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by mshurpik · · Score: 1

      No, I think what happened is that in their flagrant disregard for originality, TPM screenwriters simply flailed around and grabbed the nearest handy stereotypes with which to populate their movie. Make the goofball a negro, make the owner a jew, make the alliance chinese. If you keep this up, you can write a whole screenplay and you never have to stop and think.

      It's pretty common, actually. Turn on the TV and look at how many characters are stereotyped. Irish cops, Italian thugs, Mexican street punks. It's all okay as long as you offer a portrayal that does justice to the character's background. The reason why TPM came off racist is because they were lazy about it.

      As for whether to inform kids of these subtleties, don't. Otherwise they will go to school and say, "My daddy says that TPM is full of racist stereotypes." And all the other kids, who are still grappling with 2+2=4, will say, "You are such a dork." WHAM!

      Better to keep your kids stupid and naive. Insight is a curse and not appreciated. I mean, what would happen if you told him that Lucas hasn't made an honest film since THX, and has admitted that much repeatedly over the years? He'd probably end up on Slashdot, arguing against the wind with people who ignore Lucas' own statements and believe, blindly, that Lucas' mass-market urge is a recent phenomenon. What a crazy nut! Just leave your kids alone, life will be easier for them if they learn to take their cues from the group.

    7. Re: Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yeah, but Jesus Christ is rarely portrayed with a big nose, despite the stereotypes.


      He just gets to look like Ted Nugent.

    8. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by arkanes · · Score: 2

      The Flash Gordon moguls are sterotypical "evil asians" as popularized in the pulp media of the time, which was during WW2 (Japanese, but looking more Chinese, because nobody could be bothered to tell the difference between different types of asians). So if they're based on the Flash Gordon ones, then they're ... second-hand racist? I suppose. I also fail to see how anyone can fail to see the (intentional) racism in the Flash Gordon, and, for that matter, most of the entertainment of the time.

    9. Re:Um, a couple of corrections (IMHO) by bill_guts · · Score: 1

      ...Anakin's flitting slave-owner is supposed to be vaguely eastern European / Jewish...

      i thought him and a lot of the other characters on the planet (the speedracers etc.) had spanish-like accents...

      maybe the next (episode 3) movie will have bad guys with arabic-like accents...

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  26. Looking for Pre-Attack attention by just4now · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It is interesting this is posted about 2 weeks before the next Star Wars movie. I guess it is to remind us about it. Most people - scf-fi fans and otherwise - are looking forward to the Spiderman movie (recent trailer had him swooping just over a bunch of yellow cabs in NY; very good.) Besides Spiderman, most people interested in ci-Fi are waiting for the second Lord of The Rings movie. I grew up with Star Wars (was 12 when the first movie came out.) but I don't see the interest anymore. I think more people are waiting for the next X-Men movie than a SW movie in which we know that Anakin gets involved with Queen whats-her-name and starts becoming Darth Vader. Lucus probably went with his alledged last 3 movies of the series set 100-200 years after ROTJ. Right now, he has no room to move.

    1. Re:Looking for Pre-Attack attention by martissimo · · Score: 2

      I grew up with Star Wars (was 12 when the first movie came out.) but I don't see the interest anymore

      TPM is very high on the list of top grossing movies of all time... #4 i believe, so i would hardly say interest has faded. Heck have you seen the hype in regards to the online trailers alone, the Apple.com website was practically dead the first few days the trailer was up in QT.

      Clones will be a huge draw even if it isn't great... if it is great the sky is the limit, it will have a bit more pressure on the film, to achieve the heights of the first 4 Star Wars films due to a bit of bad press with TPM. Rest assured however that it will gross plenty either way.

    2. Re:Looking for Pre-Attack attention by CaseyB · · Score: 2
      ...most people interested in ci-Fi are waiting for the second Lord of The Rings movie. ... I think more people are waiting for the next X-Men movie than a SW movie in which we know that Anakin gets involved with Queen whats-her-name and starts becoming Darth Vader. ... Right now, he has no room to move.

      Um, he has a hell of a lot more "room" than Peter Jackson does with Two Towers. I mean, I could probably guess how that ENTIRE MOVIE will unfold! And the next one as well!

    3. Re:Looking for Pre-Attack attention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People will go to see any sh*t you put in the theaters if you promote it enough. SW is running on name recognition mainly and hopeful fans of the first 3 movies. It's gross is not a reflection of real interest, SW simply doesn't have the cultural effect it used to have.

    4. Re:Looking for Pre-Attack attention by nagora · · Score: 1
      I mean, I could probably guess how that ENTIRE MOVIE will unfold! And the next one as well!

      Yep: no characters, lot of fights, very crap. Still it's saved me 2/3 of the money I would have spent on a good adaptation of LotR.

      TWW

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    5. Re:Looking for Pre-Attack attention by just4now · · Score: 1

      Hi, There was a lot of hype before the Phantom Menance movie - it was supposed to be the killer movie of that year. It brought in alot of money *because* everyone expected to be blown away. I'm not against Star Wars per se; just observing that the positive hype for the Spiderman movie might be seen to diminish potential boxoffice sales for the "Clones" SW movie and how timely it is to release a "Clones" article just before the release of both movies

  27. Memento by webloser · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The most interesting part of that pathetic interview was the discussion afterwards, without the phantom editor, about Memento. That the England dvd release will have an easter egg that you can watch it in chronological order.

    1. Re:Memento by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Where am I?" asks Leonard.

      Looks at a polaroid of Jar-Jar.

      Which reads, "He is the one. Kill him".

      "Oh yeah."

    2. Re:Memento by biglig2 · · Score: 2

      I remember reading somewhere of a film school class who were set the task of editing Citizen Kane into chronological order. Aparently the end result wasn't that bad...

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    3. Re:Memento by Deluge · · Score: 2

      Odd, I rented Memento from Blockbuster shortly after it came out on DVD, and it had the chronological order feature in plain sight in the extra features menu...

    4. Re:Memento by mikey_boy · · Score: 1

      I've got this, and I can safely say it works really well. The only trouble is, that if you come into the movie half way through when your flat mate is watching it, you get really confused, and have no idea what has happened and what is going to happen next.

  28. Star Wars is a toy commercial... by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "he wants the kids involved so they stick through all 3 new movies and hopefully watch the other 3."

    Don't forget that Star Wars movies = release of some really cool toys. Go to your local Toys R Us and see what companies such as LEgo are doing with Star Wars. It's pretty impressive.

    I have no doubt that Lucas had kids in mind when he made Jar Jar. He even said so in this month's Issue of Maxim.

    Is this a bad thing? I agree that Star Wars would be more interesting if it were geared more towards the adult world, but the kids spend more money on it after the fact. The truth is that we can fully expect more kiddie stuff as Star Wars trickles out. Look at the preview for AotC. Anybody catch the flying R2D2 scene?

    There is some hope, though. Older people are buying more video games these days. It's possible we'll see Star Wars tuned more to the adult audience in the next couple of movies, because now the older people have a reason to buy Star Wars merchandise.

    At least that's what I'm hoping for. I'm not holding my breath, though. When I see AotC, I fully expect to see some silly moments that'll make the kids cheer. The best I can do is try to enjoy it. I know I thought the Ewoks were cool when I was 6.

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    1. Re:Star Wars is a toy commercial... by Artifex · · Score: 2
      I have no doubt that Lucas had kids in mind when he made Jar Jar.


      Sadly, though, the kids don't seem to like him all that much. When this movie first came out in the theater, I took some preteens and teens to see it - not a single one liked the Jar-Jar character. They all said he "sucked."

      Then again, they also mostly thought Anakin was a whiny brat, which surprised me. I thought they'd be wrapped up in the idea that he got to fly a pod racer, etc. But Lucas soft-peddled the whole slavery thing, and these kids, some of whom had been abused, weren't buying it.

      I know I thought the Ewoks were cool when I was 6.


      The Ewoks were cool when you were 6. I remember secretly thinking they were cool, and I was supposed to be too old for that (11 or 12). But then, of course, "the Ewoks Big Adventure" came out, to milk that dry.

      I could continue with more reasons why I think the "new Star Wars" won't even be palatable to kids, but it mostly has to do with the usual rants you've heard before, like wondering why "the Force" turns out to be just commensalism or something - it doesn't explain how there can be a "dark side" adequately, etc. And good lord... how can those thousands of robots all be such bad shots? =)
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    2. Re:Star Wars is a toy commercial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And good lord... how can those thousands of robots all be such bad shots? =)

      I believe the phrase is "Garbage in, garbage out."

    3. Re:Star Wars is a toy commercial... by Tonttoro · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Legos gone bad these days. You just can't get legos from my childhood anymore, some 19 years ago legos rocked. Now, they are just specialty pieces that don't really fit any but one construction.


      Blah.

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      when everyone gives everything, then everyone everything will get
    4. Re:Star Wars is a toy commercial... by mshurpik · · Score: 2, Funny

      He even said so in this month's Issue of Maxim.

      God, what was he doing in Maxim?

      "If you thought that Angelina Jolie was hot, check out this month's interview with George Lucas! Fat, unkempt, reclusive, and very authoritarian, George was a promising young auteur until he decided instead to focus his career on revenge. Some of his works from that period are now considered classics, but George is not deterred. He has recut this strangely-revered pulp, proving once and for all that his love affair with film ended a long time ago.

      "Today, George is churning out new pre-teen cartoons with machine-like efficiency and has established the distribution network to send them far, far away. He is truly 'the Force' to be reckoned with in mass-marketing, intellectual property law, and digital rights management. We are pleased that George allowed us to help him self-promote his new cartoon, Attack of the Clones!"

    5. Re:Star Wars is a toy commercial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I really really hope George Lucas target adults instead of kids in his next movies. I mean, we just gotta see them but it wouldn't be good without the film stroking my antennas. Me gots to see Star Wars though. Damn, I wan't to be a commercially viable target. Hit me!"

  29. Haven't you heard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think Jar Jar should be ground into pod racer fuel in the next episode

    Haven't you heard?

    Jar-Jar becomes Boba Fett in Ep2

    1. Re:Haven't you heard? by GodLived · · Score: 1
      Jarjar, Boba Fett... Too dang funny!!

      Actually, he becomes the *first* outworlder that the Ewoks on Endor hook up to a spit and roast for food... except that unlike Han, Chewie, Luke, and Leia, he doesn't have a golden "god" or a force-boy available to frighten ewoks and get him out of trouble.

      In fact, his wit and charm hasten the Ewoks in their lunchtime endeavor... miscellaneous grunting translates to:

      "quick! cook him up!"

      "But why, shouldn't we be kind to strangers?"

      "What? Let him live? And forgo all the product endorsements, scads of sappy animated TV shows, and other drivel because of Mr. Big Flapears?"

      "Yes, my elders. I see now."

      "See all you want. Pass the barbeque sauce..."

  30. Re:The Diaper Princess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh my god, that was the biggest waste of 10 minutes *ever*.
    What would possess someone to write something like this?!??!

  31. Ok, ignoring! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 0, Offtopic


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    1. Re:Ok, ignoring! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm browsing at -1 with IE 6 on a Windows 2000 box, and you can't even muster technical competence enough to post a proper page-widening post to sufficiently FUBAR my browsing experience. It seems that the trolls lately are incompetent, unoriginal and untalented. Oh, for the good old days. Oh well, back to trolling the Focus on the Family message boards.

    2. Re:Ok, ignoring! by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      Actually, I just ran across a post talking about how some do the page-widening posts, so I wanted to check it out for myself. Never done it before, so I wasn't sure if I did it correctly.

  32. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The "Lord Of The Rings [imdb.com]" movie trilogy isn't your average Hollywood "gee-what-kind-of-ending-did-the-test-audiences-li ke-the-most?" film series. It's a pretty faithful (so far) movie adaptation of what's commonly regarded [guardian.co.uk] as the best book of the twentieth century.

    I'll have to dispute with you on that one. LOTR was a damn good book. Undoubtedly the best book of the Fantasy genre ever. However, there are books such as Ulysess, 1984, The Grapes of Wrath, The Old Man and the Sea, and of course Brave New World that I think edge out ahead of LOTR.

    I think the poll in your article is skewed to favor LOTR because it is just a poll of regular people. Many of whom have heard about or seen LOTR at a theater near them. Many of these people have not heard of books like The Old Man and the Sea, or Ulysses.

    Basically stated, what I'm trying to say is the recent publicity of LOTR has skewed the poll in the article you linked to. Most critics consider Ulysses to be the best book of the century, with Brave New World in second.

  33. Re:TROLLING AND CRAPFLOODING FAQ VERSION 1 by just4now · · Score: 1

    ...I think I'll wait for Version 2. I've had troubles with V1.0 stuff

  34. Re:TROLLING AND CRAPFLOODING FAQ VERSION 2 by just4now · · Score: 1

    ...hmmm. maybe version 3? I'll see, maybe it will be supported by someone by then.

  35. Remember Saruman by Brian_Ellenberger · · Score: 1

    Except for the fact that the #2 bad guy in the books and the one of the biggest turncoats in Middle Earth history is a wizard named Saruman the *WHITE*....

    While Gandalf was known throughout most of his like as Gandalf the *GRAY*.

    1. Re:Remember Saruman by praktike · · Score: 1
      Saruman the *WHITE*....

      well, i was really talking about orcs, southrons, the haradrim, and so on in the 3rd book. all the mordor types are dark, from the south, ride elephants, etc.

      but remember that the *white* is seen as the ideal, and Gandalf becomes Gandalf the *white* after his battle with the Balrog. Later, Saruman's staff is broken, and he is cast down from the council--his behavior doesn't merit being called the *white* anymore.

      i come neither to bury nor praise tolkein, however. i have read lotr hundreds of times, and it's clearly a great story and deserves its reputation. tolkein comes from a literary tradition including rudyard kipling and joseph conrad, though, so this implicit racial stuff is not tolkein's invention--perhaps we can forgive him.

      back to the original idea--even in fantasy worlds, our prejudices from this world, sadly, sometimes remain.

      good for guys like the phantom editor to do something about this, even if his original intent was only to get rid of arguably the most annoying movie character ever created. possible competitor: any haley joel osment role.

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      -------- -praktike
    2. Re:Remember Saruman by qnonsense · · Score: 1
      • i have read lotr hundreds of times
      wow. that's sweet. :)
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    3. Re:Remember Saruman by WNight · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This whole racist obsession people have is kinda ridiculous. Colors aren't hidden racist subtext.

      White is fascinating and black is scary. This makes sense. Think about it. The dark is "black". If you go into the dark, you can't see things and this is bad. Things can eat you in the dark. There are Grue's in the dark. Everyone naturally is warrier in the dark, even someone with "black" skin.

      On the other hand, bright light is white, and it reveals everything that was hidden. Light also conquers darkness.

      So if you're portraying a character who's evil and nasty you could (if you're wanting to make it blatantly obvious) dress them in black and have them hide in shadows. Dangerous things lurk in shadows, so the connection is obvious.

      For an example. I, as a kid, was scared of the dark long before I'd ever seen a black person. I liked flashlights because they got rid of the darkness. This was long before I knew that I was "white" by comparison to anything else.

      This is seperate from the skin color of the characters. It's just to explain that Gandalf the White and Sauron the Dark aren't necessarily racial comments in any way. Feel free to read anything you want into the skin colors of the orcs and the "good guys".

      I am glad though, that they didn't throw in a token black character. They were dealing with small isolated populations. You likely wouldn't get someone with a really different skin color so it'd be a blatant "Don't hate us, here's your token minority" gesture. Now on the other hand, if they'd made (for instance) the wood elves dark (or the Rivendell ones) that would have made some sense because they were a seperate population. But it's unthinking knee-jerk PC gestures that stick out like a sore thumb. And in my opinion these do more harm than good because they bring the issue of skin color to mind, instead of ignoring it as the non-issue it is.

    4. Re:Remember Saruman by psamuels · · Score: 1
      "Don't hate us, here's your token minority"

      ITYM "Don't hate us, here's your Tolkien minority"

      I'm-- no, wait, I'm not sorry.

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    5. Re:Remember Saruman by CantGetAUserName · · Score: 1

      They also have very short heroes with furry feet. I'm not sure who that's a dig at (or, even, who it's praising)

      By and large, though, I agree, and it's one of the reasons I read sci-fi / fantasy (rarely now, tho). If you have to make the whole world yourself, it will reflect what you think. Unless you're a vulcan it's going to have to. Sci-fi tells you as much about the author as it does about the story

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    6. Re:Remember Saruman by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      Now on the other hand, if they'd made (for instance) the wood elves dark (or the Rivendell ones) that would have made some sense because they were a seperate population.

      Actually, it wouldn't, since elves are immortal, have very few children, and all come from the same stock. That said, the elves in Lothlorien seemed to look more androgynous in the movie than the ones in Rivendell. And Rivendell had the only dark-haired elves I saw (Elrond and Arwen, as half-elves, and two more unnamed elved at the council).

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  36. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Igmuth · · Score: 1

    If you look closer at the poll you will notice that it is dated in 1997. Well before the move was anything more a rumor.

  37. The Phantom White Guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I realized the Phantom Menace was a piece of crap before someone pointed out Lucas' racist undertones. The white guys are beautiful and heroic. The slavetraders talk like aye-rabs. The evil trade federation talk like asians. The comic relief is provided by a neeeeeeeeeeeeegro. And beautiful Princess Amadalia Panda is Israli Army Pin-up Girl Natalie Portman. But Lucas pretends in the TIME interview he's exploring the line between dictatorship and democracy? Right, georgy porgey puddingly pie, 8 million pepsi cips didn't sell and he couldn't work out why.

  38. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by gailwynand · · Score: 1

    Well, there may indeed be better books. However, I don't think it's fair to say that the poll was skewed because of the movie, if you will notice that the article in question is dated Monday January 20, 1997. This is, of course, over five years ago, when Peter Jackson's film version was merely a rumor, and had not touched the conciousness of the common film goer.

    Fact is, the common reader, such as myself, probably has different reasons for liking a book than does a literary critic, or other professional of that sort.

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  39. Re: TRUE TO THE BOOK?! - Don't make me laugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about:-
    1) cutting Tom Bombadil & the Barrow Wights
    2) Aragorn "Just happening to find" 3 Hobbit sized swords to get past 1) on Weathertop
    3) The "Cave Troll" in Moria - we've got a CGI budget & we're going to use it - or a blatent steal of "Harry Potter" either way superfluous & over-long.
    4) The ending, Tolkien wrote a fine ending which they in their "infinite" wisdom decided to re-write so every one of the Fellowship could say goodbye to Frodo before he left - the new ending was lame, killed the meaning of the film and was actually longer than the original - please explain.

    I walked out of the movie fuming. I could have accepted cuts because there's a lot going on in the book but not swingeing cuts so the director could masturbate with CGI & rewrite Tolkiens ending.

  40. Whoa! by kennedy · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... a spyware free version of kazaa...
    interview with the phantom editor...

    All in the same day?!

    muahahahah!

  41. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    careful careful what you say the FBI may be your best friend

  42. Not For Profit ... Why Not by OffTheRack · · Score: 1

    This is wonderful. I did not know that there was a Phantom Menace 1.1. I'm glad there is.

    I would like to think that legal barriers will not crop up to prevent more of this in the future.

  43. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by glwtta · · Score: 2
    commonly regarded as the best book of the twentieth century.

    umm, yeah, by 5,000 people.

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  44. For the record by LunarOne · · Score: 3, Insightful
    explains why he hated Jar Jar Binks so much and what he did.

    My nephews (ages 10 and 12 at the time of Episode I release) loved Jar Jar Binks. I know the character made the movie unpalatable for many adults, but for what it's worth, lots of kids were happy with it.

    Personally, I really don't feel one way or the other about Jar Jar.

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    1. Re:For the record by donglekey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Going to the lowest common denominator is no excuse. Making crap and shit that people will still buy doesn't make something suddenly stop being shit. Little kids liking it is no excuse.

    2. Re:For the record by daeley · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Little kids liking it is no excuse.

      When it comes to creativity, adults not liking it is no excuse not to do something.

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    3. Re:For the record by prockcore · · Score: 2

      and for the record, I really liked that Disney Zip-a-dee-do-dah movie when I was a kid... that doesn't change the fact that it was offensive. I just didn't understand it.

    4. Re:For the record by jmu1 · · Score: 2

      I'd like to know what was so offensive about either one. Is it _your_ views that make it offensive? I just thought that Jar-jar was a little annoying, then again, I thought that Luke Skywalker was the biggest wuss in the world.

    5. Re:For the record by Erasmus+Darwin · · Score: 2
      "When it comes to creativity, adults not liking it is no excuse not to do something."

      It is if you're trying to keep them as part of your audience. Besides, it's no so much that adults didn't like Jar-Jar, but rather that many of them hated him with a passion. Since Star Wars has always been something that's tried to appeal to everyone, Jar-Jar ruins the film for a number of people.

      Besides, it's been shown time and time again (especially by Pixar) that it's quite possible to create something that appeals to both children and adults. Lucas even had the "magic of Star Wars" providing fans with an incentive to overlook small flaws. But instead, he chose to completely screw things up by sticking a CG version of Barney in the film.

    6. Re:For the record by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I guess if his goal is to alienate those who followed his first 3 SW movies then yes, he succeeded.

      It is possible to make something that appeals to kids without talking down to them by resorting to cartoonish pratfalls and baby-talk while still retaining the interest of adults.

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  45. Could Ep2 make people change their minds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could Episode 3 make Jar Jar essential and unforgetable?
    what will the phantom editor do then.
    none

  46. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by damien_kane · · Score: 1

    And continuing the saga... JarJar will be ported to middle earth to play saruman... And they'll have banthas to play the treants...

  47. foghorn leghorn by jaoswald · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just to clarify: I don't think the voice of Foghorn Leghorn was intended to parody a particular living or dead politician.

    From some random website I found through Google

    Foghorn Leghorn - Large, white windbag of a rooster seen in a number of Warner Brother cartoons over the years. Foghorn Leghorn (inspired by Kenny Delmar's Senator Beauregard Claghorn from Bighorn character, a Deep South politician from THE FRED ALLEN SHOW on radio) premiered in the Warner's animated feature Walky Talky Hawky (1946). His popular catchphrases are "I say, I say there!", "Pay attention, boy!" and "Now listen here!" In his book That's Not all Folks (Warner Books, 1988) Mel Blanc, the voice of this boisterous loudmouth southern rooster, relayed a confusion that arose about the initial inspiration for the voice of Foghorn Leghorn. "Delmar claimed he based the voice not on my (Mel Blanc) character's, but on that of a Texas rancher he'd once hitched a ride from. Bob McKimson claimed Foghorn's voice was derived not from Senator Claghorn's but from someone on another old-time radio program, BLUE MONDAY JAMBOREE. And I claim I first heard the accent at a 1928 vaudeville show at San Francisco's Pantages Theater when I was twenty. As I recall it, in one of the skits an actor played a clownish hard-of-hearing southern sheriff."

    That is, Foghorn Leghorn's voice was based on some vaudeville act, and his name seems to have been derived from a *fictional* senator, the character of which appeared on the Fred Allen Show, whose accent may have been similar.

  48. Agrhhhhh...yahoo... shit I just missed..grhhhhhhh. by Alehandro · · Score: 0

    At last someone did something. All those ooppss... gilging..yahooing...tripping over own legs...stealing apples, useles brrrring, droid pumping trough engine,and other crup together with Jar Jar Binks was pothetic. Remeber episode 4. Thats the only episode Lucas directed and original movie was great. Now mr Lucas relised new edition. Guess what he added. oppses..gigles.. biker pumps in some monste, someone steps in shit. Moronic small things that are distroing a good movie. Star War always was a serious movie. Lucas transformed into kiddy pop culture. Glad someone did something.

  49. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the best book. Get over it.

    The reason it won the poll is because it's probably the best book that your average young male will ever read. Which isn't saying a whole hell of a lot.

    While I have to give Tolkein his props, fantasy, as a genre, is shit. The Lord of the Rings is the only one worth reading. Everything else is a poor imitation.

  50. Re: Badass Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The whole idea of making Anakin "badass" defeats the purpose of the story. It is often times that the highly intelligent, sensitive, and loving (parting with his mother, etc) succumb to the weaknesses of evil, usual provoked by a sense of fear, then arrogance, anger, and hatred (and, if you remember Yoda, the last in the list is suffering - possibly driven by an internal conflict). It is seldom that a young bully becomes anything more than a sloppy reject in the end, not to mention that it defeats the purpose of character development. His ultimate reign of terror (possibly something we'll see in EP3, and something that most certainly occurs between EP3 and ANH) imposed by Anakin's is his shield of defence from imagined fear. Badass == lame.

  51. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Yea, I do not see any correllation between the US destroying the taliban, who flew planes into our buildings, to israelis killing palestinians, i mean palestinians only kill people every day in suicide bombings, but i agree there not americans so when they retaliate with their resources its murder, because god forbid you try to stop terrorism at its source.

    Remember, if you only terror bombing 10-15 women and children at a time, for years, its better than doing it in one lump sum against a couple buildings.

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  52. Racist Overtones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm an Eastern European Jew and I have a number of mixed Asian (Korean, Japanese, Chinese, and Cambodian) friends, and none of us percieved or interpreted any of the characters as racist statements made by Lucas. In fact, it didn't even occur to us until we read a post much like this one on some stupid message board a year ago.

    Racist? Give me a break.

    PS: strange how Watto is a racist statement against Jews and Natalie Portman is a glorification of them. :/. And yes, Ahmed Best is African American (he consented, didn't he? What about Samuel Jackson?). This racist garbage must be a result of political correctness where being human raises eyebrows.

  53. Point taken by twilight30 · · Score: 2
    The Flash Gordon homage I didn't know about and stand (somewhat) corrected. I still object, however, as the Federation characters were portrayed as being considerably more spineless than they needed to be.

    As far as your giving Lucas the benefit of the doubt is concerned, you're a better person than me. Nonetheless, I do think he was being unconsciously conservative to the point of racism (and I should mention that most of this derives from David Brin's comments on Star Wars):
    • The most craven characters in Episode I are the Trade Fed emissaries and the slave-owner. All they do is act like money-grubbing bastards.
    • The monarchy and aristocracies are noble in character; the democratic ones are decidedly not.
    • In response to your Lion King example, I'll mention this: I know, Samuel L Jackson probably wouldn't take it either. Natalie Portman is in fact Israeli. However, do they have real creative control the way Lucas does? Given the length of time Lucas had to work on the film, isn't it fair to say *someone* would have noticed this? I'm not the biggest SW fan. The bias is subtle, but I believe it is definitely there.


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  54. Re: They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


    > However, you are correct that changing the name of The Two Towers would be about as absurd as you can get. How is all this related to Jar Jar?

    Obviously, you haven't seen the anatomically correct Jar-Jar action figure.

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  55. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only I could mod you up..

  56. Re:Slashdot moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and favor Java because they do not understand how to use C++ correctly.

    s/correctly/at all/g

  57. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously an American post...

    Remember not to let the media skew your thoughts, and possibly do a little background reading on a subject before you make comments on it.

    The Palestinians are fighting against occupation by their Israeli counterparts. This ofcourse does not excuse the murder of civilians. But neither does a "fight against terrorism". Over 170 Palestinian children have died (out of 1400 palesitinians) since the infidia started, whilst just over 450 Israelis have died IN TOTAL. The figures speak for themselves.

    "because god forbid you try to stop terrorism at its source."

    If you want to attack terrorism at its source, attack the reason for terrorism. These are people who have seen their homes bulldozed down by the Israeli government so that Israeli settlers can occupy the land. These are people who have seen their economy and their way of life crushed by Israeli sanctions and restrictions of movement. Suicide bombers are just that because they have nothing to lose. They feel that their life is meaningless, and the only way they can give it meaning is to take out as many of "the enemy" as they can - even if it means dying. Why not give them something to lose?

    In this case, remove the occupation, and give the Palestinian people some freedom and dignity.

    Well, those are just my thoughts on the subject.

    This is a "little" off topic, don't see how it relates to StarWars, but ...

    -pat

  58. Uh.... by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    I don't know if this is supposed to be a troll or not, but both Mp3 and OGG support those features.

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    1. Re:Uh.... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

      No, not trolling. Misinformed maybe, but im not trying to cause trouble.

      What player plays these with variable bit rate features?

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  59. Audio transcript here by ipsuid · · Score: 5, Informative

    Sorry for everyone's mispelled names...

    Kurt: This is Studio 360, at my desk is the film editor Doby Dorn and we're talking about all kinds of editing. Millions of "Star Wars" fans were lukewarm about the 1999 prequel "The Phantom Menace". But one disappointed fan actually did something about it. He calls himself the Phantom Editor. And with his personal computer he entirely recut the movie on video and started giving it away. This new phantom edit has become a global phenomenon thanks to the Internet and we invited him to speak publicly for the first time about why he did what he did.

    [Starwars soundtrack]

    PhantomEditor: The very first day that Phantom Menance premiered that...that afternoon I was thinking "Boy this movie needs a re-edit." I don't know, that afternoon I went up there sat next to a few people who had saw it when they were kidding about bringing their little kid in to see it. I thought "Wow this is really cool." And then the movie started and that sorta went right out the window.

    [Jar-Jar-Binks]

    PhantomEditor: On the screen there was so much extra material on there that I thought if they could remove some of this extra stuff THAT would actually make a better film. It's not that George Lucas didn't have the technology to do what he wanted to do, it's that he did. And somehow the movie became more about the technology then the storytelling aspect of it. The things that I...I was concerned with... uh... in my edit were the story redundancy, the over-abundance of Jar-Jar antics that didn't seem to carry the story forward, and the presentation of Jake Lloyd as Anakin Skywalker.

    [Anikin: "You mean I get to come with you in your staaarshiiip?"]

    PhantomEditor: He ends up being the evil character Darth Vader in the other "Star Wars" movies and the actions don't really seem reflective of that character. The blowing up of the droid control ship within the "Phantom Menace" was actually done as a... you know... an accident, where he hit the button and physically he says the word "Oops" at the end of it during the explosion.

    [Anikin: "oops"]

    PhantomEditor: Instead of letting him be heroic he ends up being a fumbling goof. All the happy accidents are now diminished.

    PhantomEditor: Uh... throughout the whole movie from that battle sequence on Anikan's actions are now motivated by his heroic character. There are no oops's, there are none of the yippee's either...

    [Anikan: "yippppeee!"]

    PhantomEditor: There's an excessive amount of Jar-Jar antics, and what I mean by that, is the little examples which are almost a showpiece for the ILM special effects... where it takes you out of the story lets him participate in some little antic, and then you have to fight to get back into the story again. By removing alot of those things, I am not taking away from the story, I'm actually helping it by keeping people involved.

    [Jar-Jar]

    PhantomEditor: Initially when I did this it was for the audience of me and it really started out pretty harmless. The offering of a few copies to friends, who of course had friends who worked somewhere else who wanted to see it, and it began to get talked about. I mean, there was a point where I was getting over 200 emails a day. The first time I got one from New Zealand, that's what really scared the hell out of me, because I'm like "How did you see this?"

    [Music swell]

    PhantomEditor: First I remained anonymous because I guess that's originally what I wanted to do. You know, it was really a joke between friends, and I'm sure alot of those people knew who I was anyway. But when it got really huge like that it became really overwhelming for somebody like me who had edited this on a low end computer sitting on a $40 computer stand in my apartment. And then I didn't know the legal terms of it. All I knew is that I felt really safe because I wasn't making any profit off of that, but it was becoming aware to me that other people out there were.

    [Deathstar music]

    PhantomEditor: Initially George Lucas had said in public at the MTV awards that he did want to see it. But then later they put out a press statement that he would not ever watch it. Actually, I do think he should watch it. I just think that those people are making movies with their wallets. And might need a little kick in the butt from somebody like me who is completely at the other end of the scale which is similar to the message which is in the "Star Wars" films, that the underdog, the Luke Skywalker character overpowers the Empire.

    [Music swell]

    Kurt: Mike J. Nickels is the phantom editor and our story was produced by Michael May. Dody, you know the phantom editor I understand?

    Dody: Yeah I've met him a couple times, and I have a copy of the "Phantom Edit". Is that what it's called?

    Kurt: That's what it's called yeah.

    Dody: [Laugh] and uhh, but I've never watched it.

    Kurt: What do you think of... of what he's done? I mean the idea of... of a mere civilian taking a piece of, you know, zillion dollar entertainment and... and by his lights improving it?

    Dody: Well, uhm, I think if it's an irrepressable urge.. uh.. uh.. there's no reason why somebody should stop doing something that's an irrepressable urge. I mean why? Why should he, I mean, he's not try to, as he said, not try to make any profit from it. Uh... I understand the irritation of the person who did make it. I... I understand it. But I don't have an answer for that. I don't really have an answer for whether he... I mean, what are the options? Could they come and put him in jail for having done that? I mean, there are over... over time there are examples of.. of other films... I think it's "Once Upon a Time in America" that had the European version where the time structure was all over the place, and then they made an American version that was... much uhm.. I mean obviously these were the people who owned the film, but I doubt seriously if it was the film-maker who wanted it to completely rearrange the time and made it much shorter. And people were critical of it. So I think when something like that is done that it opens... that its a forum for discussion.

    Kurt: I understand that "Momento" in a European DVD form was in risk, or is going to be reorganized entirely, is that true?

    Dody: Not exactly, uhm... the... I think it's the DVD release in England has an easter egg on it where you can play the film in forward chronology and Chris and I actually have never put the film in forward chronology. So while we were working on "Insomnia" we rented [laugh] the film, and digitized it, and put it in forward chronology. And we were so shocked by the change in how you experience the film; it was a completely different film. Uhm.. the character of.. of Lenard Shelby was now a really bad guy and in the structure that is Chris's design, he is someone who is avenging his wife's horrible murder. So he is a sympathetic character all the way through. And part of the purpose of that in telling the story that Chris wanted to tell is that it is an anti-revenge revenge tale. Because you spend the whole film thinking this is a good guy that we have empathy with who is going to avenge his wife's murder and at the end, or the middle of the story you realize, oh, maybe he is just a psycho.

    Dody: And then it makes you question, I'd like to think it makes you question, the whole idea of revenge. Ah... because it's suddenly your perspective has shifted.

    Kurt: And when you re-edited it as technology allows us to do and put it in the normal straight forward fasion, it's like you turn a beautiful, amazing, oragami construction into a... just a piece of paper.

    Dody: Right, exactly, and it felt suddenly just like a... uh... uh... low rent, you know, film noir.

    Kurt: Dody Dorn, thank you very much for joining me today in Studio 360.

    Dody: Been alot of fun.

    Kurt: Starting next month, you can see Dody Dorn's work in the new movie by Christopher Noland "Insomnia". It stars, Al Pacino, Hillary Swank, and Robert Williams. For more information about Dody Dorn, or about anything else you've heard on our program, visit our website, studio360.org.

    Kurt: Studio 360 is produced by WNYC along with PRI, public radio international. The production team includes, Julie Berstein, Cary Hillman, Peter Clowny, Jocelyn Gonzolas, Steve Nelson, Michelle Speagle, Lisal Muhas, Andy Lancet, Lou Alcasky, Micheal Rayfield. The music is by David Vantiegams. I'm Kurt Anderson, and I do hope you'll join us next week in Studio 360.

    Announcer: Studio 360 is co-produced by WNYC radio and public radio international, and is supported by the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, The National Endowment for the Arts, the Tiffany and Company Foundation, and the Horith W. Goldsmith Foundation.

    [PRI sound]

    ... transcription by ipsuid.
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    1. Re:Audio transcript here by ngc1365 · · Score: 1

      Did Mr. PhantomEditor actually say "alot?" Kind of ran it together real quick? ;)

    2. Re:Audio transcript here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for providing the transcript, ipsuid.

  60. *sigh* by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Funny

    If only the terrorists had called it 'opperation jar jar' or something, to make jar jar 'emotionaly resonate' or whatever.

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    1. Re:*sigh* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, Operation Jar Jar.

      How do you know that they don't think Jar Jar runs this damn country. Hell, with all this crap about "we need to change this or that, or even the PATRIOT Bill that went thru, I'm starting to think that most Americans are really nothing more than retards who actually believe the shit the media feeds them day in and day out.

      How may of you remember the early days of the World Wide Web (for thoe who don't know what this is-- I'll use a "catch phrase" -- the "Information SuperHighway" -- You know, the one that Gore "father of the internet" said he created).. Remember when you didn't have to worry about 3 million popups trying to sell you crap when you went to search engine to look for something? Remember when it seemed easier to find what you were looking for, without running into a bunch of porn sites, pages run by kooks, etc?

      Where am I going with this? (bear with me for a minute)

      Ever look at the figures of how many Americans are hooked up to the Internet? Then look at the commercialization of it. How many of these people can actually tell you the internet is MORE than the World Wide Web (chat rooms, porn, streaming audio, etc. etc.etc)? At the same time, look at how much more crap is stuffed down our throats. MSN, Yahoo, etc. all feed you crap in addition to the search engine that lures people there.

      I'm not going to go any further with this rant. Draw your own conclusions.

  61. Re: Badass Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Badass == lame.

    Great. You stick with Lucas and his elfin little heroes. The rest of us will be watching The Phantom Edit, drinking beers, fucking chicks, smashing cars and otherwise having a good time.

  62. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Your right, we should get rid of the reason of terrorism, i think we should get rid of america too, since the reason for terrorism is that america is around and spreading its influence, you are absoluetly correct, we should get rid of america, along with israel. I mean the israelis at the time of the exodus had so MANY places to go, i mean germany and russia have always been in complete love of the jewish people, hot damn, the pogroms and the ever so exciting "holocost" showed the complete love for them. I mean, jewish people are obviously lesser people, i mean americans killed off the native peoples of there land even while posing as peace makers, and because we are americans we are better and we can get away with anything. I mean its not like the jewish people had anything to do with the history of israel before 1947, the bible being a complete hoax. The fact that there were palestinian jewish people that lived in israel the entire time also means little, and that these palestinan jews had been there since at "least" 1923 (and been emmigrating to palestinian british territory since 1880) means nothing, because even though there parents, and grandparents had lived in the palestinian district means nothing, the israelis are jewish and thus non-beings. im glad there is someone here with the forsite to realize that living in one place for a long time means you have no claim to it, and that calling yourself a nation of people is illegal because someone else also does. I also think its great that killing people a few at a time is also acceptable, and that retribution killing for such things is also bad as well. I HOPE that americans can live in fear every day from retaliation because they are still around and not destroyed, which is the only way to stop terrorism by al queda. thanks i hve been enlightened.

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  63. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by mshurpik · · Score: 1

    No, it's being renamed The Twin Towers. Or better yet, The World Trade Center, New York City. Or how about, Attack of the Terrorist Drones. Maybe The Phantom Arab Menace? A New Hope for the Al-Quaeda Network? The 'Evil Empire' Strikes Back? Return of the Mujadeen?

    2001: An Urban Crisis Oddysey? Osama of Arabia? The Wizard of Afghanistan? The Day the Earth Watched TV? Birth of a Palestinian Nation? Casabinladen?

    All of these would be much less likely to remind people of the terrible events of September 11, and might even promote positive connotations of other successful films. A double-win for studio execs, right here free of charge on Slashdot.

  64. Just watched 1.1. really impressed.... by Alehandro · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I just watched 1.1. I think we should all send 10$ each to that guy so he can get himself dual 1Gig G4 Mac and redo it at maximum quality. (You can notice slowdowns when high action frames were rendered)Thats the way SW 1 should be in the first place. I was amaized how much you can change a movie just doing a cuts and taking out some of the voices. Still he missed one yahooooo....:))) (in racing scene when JarJar screms "here hi comes....yahoooo"). JarJar is now really serios. and Anaken is more serious. Movie looks much mode dynamic like old SW were. Amaizing job.!

  65. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea, I do not see any correllation between the US destroying the taliban, who flew planes into our buildings, to israelis killing palestinians, i mean palestinians only kill people every day in suicide bombings, but i agree there not americans so when they retaliate with their resources its murder, because god forbid you try to stop terrorism at its source.

    Remember, if you only terror bombing 10-15 women and children at a time, for years, its better than doing it in one lump sum against a couple buildings.


    Two points for you:

    1. Welcome to the party. Pity you couldn't be bothered to show up until now.

    Funny, isnt it, that when the IRA were killing innocents week in and week out in Great Britain and Northern Ireland, the US did nothing to stop the flow of cash from its citizens to that organisation.

    When the British government asked George Bush Sr.'s help in staunching the flow of funds to the terrorists (money that was used to buy guns, mortars and explosives to kill soldiers, policemen, politicians and civilians), they were told to take a hike. Bush Sr. and his government refused to help, arguing that denying Americans the right to fund terrorists (even terrorists targeting the citizens of America's most reliable ally) was a violation of their "free speech".

    Yep, back then, helping to blow up the guys who were standing shoulder to shoulder with Americans in the Gulf War (and in WW1, WW2, Korea, throughout the Cold War, etc) was a right actively protected by Uncle Sam.

    Funny how one day changed all that isn't it? It was alright when it was the IRA blowing up Britons, ETA blowing up Spaniards, the Red Army Faction blowing up Germans, etc, but now someone's doing it to Americans, all of a sudden, terrorism matters. Sheesh.

    2. Don't believe what you see on TV.

    I suggest you look beyond CNN for a change, read a newspaper other than USA Today and get a wider perspective of world affairs.

    If you truly believe that there is no link whatsoever between Israel's actions in the occupied territories and terrorist attacks on the US then you're either as stupid as George W. Bush or smoking too much dope.

    An in-depth analysis of Arab-Israeli affairs and the US's role in it would take longer than I have but here is a simple step by step link between what's been happening in the Middle East for the last half a century and the terrorist attacks on the US:

    i) US funds Israeli military to the tune of $3-4 billion per year.

    That's over $10 for every man, woman and child in the US - wouldn't you rather have that money? In addition to that handful of bills, Israel receives a few billion more in economical aid. Overall, Israel receives a third of all US foreign aid - disproportionately more than it needs - while many developing world nations with starving populations receive next to nothing.

    All those billions buy a lot of F-16s, Apache gunships, M1 Abrams tanks, small arms and ammo.

    ii) Israel uses that hardware as it sees fit.

    Invading its neighbours seems to be a popular option. Illegal occupation of territory seems to be another. Oh, and you might have seen or read recently that bombing, shelling and bulldozing civilian populations in their own homes is high up on the list too.

    But hey, they were mostly Palestinians so they deserved it right?

    iii) The Palestinians get pissed off.

    Shock, horror, an oppressed population will fight back. And, as they generally don't have the kind of money or the means to buy F-16s, Apache gunships, M1 Abrams tanks or the like, they fight with whatever they can lay their hands on and any way they can.

    Blowing yourself up in the hope that you take out a few others with you is a desperate act. But desperate people do desperate things.

    iv) Someone else starts taking notice. Someone who can (and will) fight back.

    Hit a young kid and he'll hit you back. Hit a slightly older kid and he'll call his Daddy. Then his Daddy will hit you back. Next, you tell your Pop what happened. Pretty soon, you've got two grown men slugging it out. See where this is going?

    Zealots usually need a cause or a rallying cry. Can you think of a better reason to hurt someone than the fact that their hurting your loved ones? If someone was kicking the crap out of your brother wouldn't you want to kick the crap out of them? Wouldn't justice/honour/revenge demand it? Well, under Islam all muslims are brothers - they're all one big, unhappy family.

    That's the way some people see this situation. Israel's kicking the crap out of the Palestinians and the US gave them the means with which to do it. Israel might be pulling the trigger but it's the US that bought the loaded gun, gave it to them and turned the other way while the trigger was pulled.

    Under US law, the accomplice is just as guilty as the trigger man - both are equally culpable and equally guilty. And guess what? That's the way the extremists see the Arab-Israeli situation and they're just as pissed off at the US as they are at Israel.

    So when the extremists go looking for justice/honour/revenge they look for it in every direction. And that includes the US.

    (Wouldn't everything have been so much better if Uncle Sam had given that $10 back to you in the first place?)

    Now do you see the link? Or do I have to join the dots for you?

  66. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How hypocrital.

    Don't Palestinians who've lived on that land for generations have any rights?

    Isn't the Israeli army denying that anything untoward happened in Jenin and elsewhere just as bad as someone trying to deny the holocaust?

    Isn't Israel's continuing harrassment of people that aren't its citizens on land that doesn't belong to it anything to be condemned?

    Isn't Israel's flouting of international conventions, the UN's authority and human rights anything to be dismayed at?

    Wake up and smell the coffee. Israel has blood on its hands. If it didn't then it wouldn't be surpressing the world's press or fighting UN efforts to investigate its actions.

  67. hey i didnt say your wrong by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Hey, just because jewish people have owned the actual land longer in recorded history means nothing. or that they had been living there a very long time until the ottoman empire came along, i think the expulsion of the jews during the ottoman empire was a good thing, the fact that it allowed the time when jewish people reclaimed their land from thousands of years before that they had no right to it, because the turkish empire had decried that right.

    I completely agree that even though the ottoman empire (because they supported austrian in ww1) lost there land to the british, who, seeing the two varied populations (remember the jewish had been heavily emigrating BACK to israel there homeland from biblical times since 1880) seperated the land into two portions a palestinian and jewish part.

    immediately after official british control in the situation the arab nations of jordan and egypt who controled the west bank and gaza strip respectively (remember palestein hasnt actually existed except for a very very very long time ago) they lost those areas, which allowed the israelis to recapture 85% of the land ceded the british in the defeat of the turks in ww1.

    I beleive the genocide of the israeli jewish people should have succeded (since this was the well documented attempt by Jordan, Egypt, and Syria) we would not be having this problem, since there would be no palestien, israel would now be Jordan, and or Jordan, Syria, Egypt division. with no jewish people at all.

    I mean if you look at the PLO (or PA) the flag is the same as jordans with the absence of a star, since PLO are actually a jordan faction that were left in israel, and the PLO's whole ideal was to destroy the israelis that were there.

    I mean because they are dirty jews we can conveniently forget the fact that jewish and arabic peoples coexisted simultaniously from 1880 to 1946 in peace, and there was no "major" conflict between the two, until the jewish lobbied for an israeli government with the british at the end of ww1.

    I cant forgive the stupid dirty jews for defending themselves when it was granted and then captureing strategicly important areas such as the gaza strip and the west bank. And i cant beleive these stupid jews even went so far as put forth a hand recently in being ready to accept the peace by ceding these two areas. Luckily the palestinians havent been swayed by the "peace process" which would allow them to live together in harmony, because they should destroy the jews, and the jews should die because they are illegal and have no right to live in the widely accepted relatively ancient homeland, i mean shit its not like they built jerusalem or anything lol.

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    1. Re:hey i didnt say your wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far you've displayed ignorance, racism and general stupidity. I can't decide if you're a right-wing facist, just a dumb troll, or both.

      Either way, I find it sad that people of your intelligence consider themselves smart and knowledgeable. Reading your posts makes me want to weep.

    2. Re:hey i didnt say your wrong by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      I was trying to make a point, and it is trolling to an extent. I have read much on the history of israel and the area around there. I once read an interesting book called "Exodus" which made me more interested in the history. I replied in the way i did to make a point, the current palestinian voice is a racist one. They see israelis in general as the reason for the plight they are in. AT LEAST THE ONES THAT HAVE POLITICAL POWER. in the world of politics when the only people you have speaking for you are organizations that are bent on the distruction of a people, then that is all you have a voice in reality. Regardless of the fact that a majority of palestinians might want it to stop (which by popularity polls of there leaders is not evident) it doesnt matter simply because the leaders in power beleive that the only way for a liberated palestien is to remove israel.

      You cannot excpect the israelis to give up what they generally regard as there homeland, nor could you ask the american people to give up montana to the crow indians because they want it back and have decided to begin suicide bombing. Israel got the land legitametly, naming themselves a nation is just as legitamite as the republic of congo declaring itself a nation after defeating the goverment of zaire. The israelis, jewish, people have been there relatively just as long as anyone else, and by the same right that any current country has to exist they now have a very large amount of land. if you think simply because we are in 2002 instead of 702 that we are more civilized that no new countrys can be created then you are sorrowfully misguided. Israel has every right to declare themselves a country, by national income, and even by right of force. you may feel sorry for the former jordanians (who were controlled by jordan for a short period until jordan , egypt, syria decided to launch an attack on israel) so israel defended themselves, and took the land. They own it now, just like the united states owns texas, or hawaii. Just like the united states owns any of its land for that matter, and any current government, simply because they did it a much l

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    3. Re:hey i didnt say your wrong by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      continued comp screwed up and it pasted

      simply becaues they did it much longer ago. I cannot fault a new country being made simply because they do it now instead of 300 years ago. People are not liking it now, and they want to support a group of people who in essence got shafted, but they are no more shafted then they attempted to shaft israel, if someone with a lot of big friends (lets call them bullies) attempt to beat the crap out of you, and you lay them all on there backs and take there jackets (which they stole from you several years ago) and then have uou feel sorry for them or expect to heed people saying "give back that jacket because it is theres" when you used to own the jacket, is not going to sway you from keep ing the jacket is it?

      Or maybe you beleive the bullies action in throwing rocks at you and bruising you is justified cause you took there jackets from them.

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    4. Re:hey i didnt say your wrong by MentalPunisher2001 · · Score: 1

      Except that in YOUR example, Israel would be a closer analogy to the indians in Montana reclaiming their "historic" homeland.
      I'm sure Native Americans have just as much "history" in Montana as the Jews do in Israel.

      It's all nonsense.

    5. Re:hey i didnt say your wrong by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

      Native americans would have a greater claim over the land than jewish people or arabs, since the land was populated by other people non jew or arab before the jewish were there.

      Jewish people have been in israel only as long as they have been free from slavery from the pharohs of egypt. Arabs since after the roman empire fell.

      Americans, like israelis, took there land from the previous residents, the israelis just had it taken by others then reclaimed at a much later date. They are just as legitimate a country as the united states, or iraq, or just about any other country in the world, they won there country, declared themselves a state, and have a government that regulates trade and polices its citizens. They did it in the general fasion that a country gets made, people just dont stand around and say "hey we would like to be a country" and someone goes "ok here you go", it actually sorta happpened that way, but they had to fight to keep it, and there are very few countries in the world that can say that they havent had to go through such hardships.

      For example, british empire was no more "illegal" than israel taking palestien, they didnt ask for permission, they held what they had because they had the best soldiers at the time. The people of the areas eventually rebelled against it, and britain lost control, but they didnt have the problem on there own turf either, im sure if someone had tried to declare a large chunk of shoreline in britain there home land because of some ancient saxon ancestory they felt made them different, the people involed would have shortly ceased to exhist.

      This is how things are done in the world, but to give legitimacy for one of two sides that are attempting to do the same basic thing to the other, you can't just throw your towel in with the underdog, especially when the underdog has quite clearly lost, and has resorted to suicide bombing instead of compromise.

      Someone mentioned that compromise would be an important goal, the problem is i have seen, even very recently, the israeli government officially hold there hand out for compromise when given the option to become a legitimate nation, instead they got there hands blown off (figurativly) by hieghtened suicide bombing, i am sure YOU would want to continue a peace process when even if you "succeded" on paper, the main problem (terrorist groups) would not go away, the big thing about deals and compromises is that something is gained by both sides.

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  68. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Taking an example to its extreme is a fallacy of logic. Putting your words into my mouth is incoherent bullshit.

    I never said we should get rid of America. Ofcourse America is a factor in the cause of "terrorists" but this is through its pro-Israeli policy. They are American weapons that are killing the Palestinians, and American vetos that stop the United Nations from doing anything about it. As opposed to "getting rid of America", America could improve Arab (and recently International) opinion of itself by stopping the sale of military weapons to Israel, decreasing funding (approx. 3 billion in aid) that is used to purchase military goods, and letting the United Nations pass a resolution without "veto"'ing it. These actions would possibly do a lot more for the "war against terror" than military action.

    Secondly, you claim that I somehow inferred that "jewish people are obviously lesser people". I said, nor believe, such a thing. You claim that Israel has a right to the lands because "Jews lived there for a long time", well I put it to you that the Palestinians also lived there a long time, and also have a right to the land. The Bible says that this was the "Promised" land, does that give Israel the right to bulldoze down a Palestinian home and occupy it themselves? Does a native Indian have the right to bulldoze down your house and put their own in its place?

    No, Americans should not live in fear, and neither should Israelis. But to the same extent, the Palestinians should have the right to live in peace--without fear that they will be evicted, to govern their own country and exercise sovereignty over it.

    Thinking that through my support of the Palestinian cause I am Anti-Semetic is not only illogic, but invalid. I think the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy, but it should not be used as an excuse by the Israeli government to commit other illegal acts and inhumane acts.

  69. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    hypocritical? perhaps you should think that truly supporting either side is hypocritical, because you cannot point out something that the other side hadnt done in some fasion already.

    the arabs that were there when israelis began moving back were there because there people KILLED the israeli population that was there.

    But you also forget that the israelis had been coexisting before 1946 with palestinans since AT LEAST 1880.

    When the arabs of the area wanted to commit genocide against the israelis (or at least a racial cleansing involving removal of the israelis) the israelis refused to budge from there new legally gained land, legally gained from british who had defeated the turks in ww1 (they supported austria and lost, effectively ending the ottoman empire). To remove the israelis from there land would have required complete and utter annihilation of a huge chunk of israeli population that lived in israel at the time, and this is what egypt, syria, and jordan attempted to do. Israel made a pre-emptive strike against israel, jordan not knowing egypt had been pooch screwed continued as planned with the attacks, and lost, lost badly, this was considerably after israel had been granted its nation state (1947). Luckily Arafat was around to destroy to create the PLO, finding his "roots" in a long distant past, roots that didnt matter when the land was controlled by jordan.

    The stupid dirty jews were dumb by allowing the arabs to stay in the area instead of removing them as the arabs had intended to them. Stupid jewish mercy on there enemys has caused the problems of today, so the jews get what they deserve for not running them out at the beggining, and not listening to a precept of the old testament of "do unto others as they would do unto you."

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  70. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suggest that you go back to your history books.

    There was no attempt of genocide against the Israeli's by neighbouring Arab countries until Jews living in the then "Mandate of Palestine" declared Israel their own state, against International opinion. The Israelis fought Palestinians back from the land and eventually won. Immediately all surrounding Arab countries declared war on Israel and refused to recognise its government.

    This seperation of a country was not appealing to neither the Palestinians nor the rest of the Arab world, kind of like if the West side of North America suddenly declared themselves their own country. In the years that followed, Isreal launched what it called a "pre-emptive strike" -- in other words a unprovoked strike -- against Egypt destroying its air power. Israel then moved against Jordan, Syria and Egypt capturing and occupying land in the 1967 war.

    Israels continued occupation of these lands is considered illegal, however Israel continues to defy international law and the resultions passed by the United Nations.

  71. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    You miss a point, the palestinians find the very fact that israelis are in israel (i mean all of it) is offensive that means that all the israelis have to be removed or killed to solve the problem.

    America supports israel because they are our ally in the area, if they were weaker they would be dead by now. Yes we give them a lot of money, but much of that is because they are in a great position to extend our war capabilities in the arab theatre.

    I see you obvisouly do not beleive suicide bombing children is inhuman.

    and i dont see why you think americans should not live in fear, we are the ones that are causing the problem, the under funded afghans and alqueda are trying to solve it at a low budget, does this sound familiar to your argument? it should because its the same one. Just because they are arabs in palestiens and not afghanistanians doesnt mean that there goals are different. Both are fighting because they feel threatened by a larger, better funeded enemy. By validationg the actions of one you validate the actions of the other.

    Just because the people involved are israelis and not americans should not mean anything to the argument. We send them money because the United States is there ally, and we turn a blind eye to it because we are doing just as bad things to afghanistanians, innocent afghanistanians, that the isralis are. to tell the israelis straight out that what they are doing is "bad" is to bring our own policy decisions in that area suspect, since in essence we took the same stand that the israelis did, fortunaly we are americans and can get away with everything.

    In all truth i support neither israels or PLO in this matter, because the actions they BOTH have taken have been bad from a point of view and just as justly. To side with either one would be ignoring the crimes that they have commited. If you side with israel, and are american or british, then you are hypocritical because you have taken the same measures numerous times in history, if you side with PLO, and are american or british, then you are hypocritical because you condemed similar actions when done against your citizenry. If you side with PLO because they lived there for a long time, then you are a hypocrite because israelis have too lived there for a long time.

    and yes an acceptable method when taking over someones country from them is to bulldoze there houses, burn them to the ground, and start anew, because 300 years down the line no one will remember, and when it happens to you, you can complain about it.

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  72. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    Actually you are wrong on this, egypt, syria, and jordan were going to strike against israel, this is VERY WELL documented, israel instead decided they were going to win it, israel has the best spy network in the arab countries of any country in the world. there pre-emptive strike was for there very survival, the attack was going to happen, this has been proven by troop movements, israel was going to be invaded, if they had not destroyed the egyptian airforce then they would have been defeated.

    Now i have several books on the subject, but if you are curiuos check the internet for "creation of israel" and then look at the timeline from 1880 to 2002.

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  73. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You miss a point, the palestinians find the very fact that israelis are in israel (i mean all of it) is offensive that means that all the israelis have to be removed or killed to solve the problem."

    I assume you can back up this claim with evidence. Possibly a survey of every Palestinian, or even the majority of Palestinians living in "Palestine".

    "I see you obvisouly do not beleive suicide bombing children is inhuman."

    Uhuh. So if I believe in A, and A=B, then C must also be true.

  74. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    revisionist history

  75. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    I only have the actions of the arab portion living in palestinian sectors to go by, if the poeple are not organized enough to self police themselves to stop residents from killing as many israelis jews as possible, then perhaps none of them are serious about the peace process, since the only people with any seeming say (arrafat, and other terrorist groups) are part of organizations whose existence is solely to destroy israel as a state, then what can you do. This is a historically proven point, a loud minority overules a quiet majority, few know that bolsheviks (who took over russia) is a litteral meaning for minority party, the mensheviks (majority party) did not speak loud enough and were not heard.

    the regular palestinian obviously has no political voice, or power even if they do, since they do not depose there bad leaders to start on a peace process. when arrafat was closest to peace, he was the least popular, right now he is the most popular he has ever been.

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  76. LotR racist?!? by fewl · · Score: 1

    Considering the Lord of the Rings trilogy is an allegory for the Christian mythos, you're pretty much saying that Christianity is racist as well. Light is symbolic for good, darkness for evil. I have yet to see a dark-skinned christian arguing for the opposite (dark = good, light = bad) because of the "racist undertones." And when you get into the third book, Saruman the WHITE turns out to be really bad (taking over the shire, etc.) so your argument doesn't really hold up there either.

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    1. Re:LotR racist?!? by Jim+the+Bad · · Score: 1
      The some total of said allegory is: "It's a story about a powerless individual who triumphs over powerful evil."

      Tolkien's claim that this makes his book a christian allegory fails on two obvious counts:

      1: This is in no way an allegory for the christian legend. In the Jesus story, Jesus is either the son of god or the living incarnation of god (depending on the flavour of christianity). Either way, this makes him the most powerful man in the universe. Far from triumphing over evil, he fails to triumph over anything very much, and the story ends with his grisly and pointless death.

      2: If this were considered a christian allegory, then so would about half the stories ever written.

      I've never understood this claim of Tolkien's. Perhaps he just said it to make C.S. Lewis happy! :)

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  77. Jar Jar Binks = Black Face ? by Augusto · · Score: 2

    Sorry, but the one that sounds like a racist here is you , since you are saying black people look like Amphibian aliens from the swamps of Naboo.

    Please get a grip.

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  78. I never understood by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 1
    why some people had a problem with Anakin not being evil or dark in TPM.

    He's a 10 year old boy for Christ's sake

    Isn't the whole point that he gets lured over to the Dark Side? If he was evil to begin with it would be kind of crap wouldn't it?

    1. Re:I never understood by cryptogryphon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You don't know many ten year old boys, do you?

    2. Re:I never understood by jgerman · · Score: 2
      I agree, like Hitler was was running around as a kid hurling invectives and the children on the next block and invading those neighborhoods around him.


      Anakin is a child, and furthermore he is Lucas's creation, he can do what he wants. If you don't like it, don't watch it, right?


      The attitude that a lot of people have is that they have a right to Star Wars, that somehow they created it and are the one who should decide how it should progress. That's just wrong. I have no problem with people saying: It would be better if..., or I really didn't like... That's all part of being a fan, but taking it to extremes? Number one it'sjust a movie, number two, it's not even YOUR movie.


      I'm suprised that this guy is getting away with this edit. Doesn't it say at the beginning of the movie that it cannot be redistibuted in any form? Even if it didn't this is obviously a case of copyright infringement. (Assuming you believe that copyright law is worth anything that is). Why hasn't Lucas gone after him?

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    3. Re:I never understood by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Granted starwars is fantasy, but some of the stuff with a ten year old kid requires more than a complete suspension of disbelief, for example a kid who has most likely never flown a spaceship somehow can control it reasonabily compently, just happens to blow up the mothership by mistake etc.

      I guess the controls were perfectly sized for a 10 year old (I don't think most ten year olds have legs that can reach the pedals in most cars, let alone see above the steering wheel). Besides, I doubt knowing how to steer a racing car (the pod racer) carries over to much to a spaceship which moves in 3 dimensions).

      don't give me any of this force crap, i don't think the force is going to compensate for a body that isn't the right size to operate a ship. The whole thing would have been more believeable if they had anakin as a 15 or 16 year old kid instead of 10. besides isn't there a big age difference between 10 year old anakin and the princess who is maybe 17-19?

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    4. Re:I never understood by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Yeah the age difference stuck me as odd too, although if Anakin is 10 and you put the princess a little younger, 14 or so it's not too bad. I don't think they ever really say how old the princess is. She's obviously older, the question is how much.

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  79. Racist undertones in LotR by Wraithlyn · · Score: 3, Interesting
    "i also thought lotr has some racist undertones as well...i mean, the book is especially bad on this score, equating darkness of skin with evil"

    This is what Sam thinks about the body of a dark skinned Southron warrior who fought and died for Sauron:

    He wondered what the man's name was and where he came from; and if he was really evil of heart, or what lies or threats had led him on the long march from his home; and if he would not really rather have stayed there in peace.

    -Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, p687
    I think that shows pretty clearly that Tolkien wasn't equating darkness of skin with evil. After all, plenty of fair skinned men fought for Sauron as well.
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  80. explanation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He felt like he had to explain why he hated Jar-jar?

    Eesa posters gwana troll?

  81. The difference here... by JimPooley · · Score: 2

    ...is that George Lucas is of course incredibly rich and famous, where this Phantom Editor guy is a nobody.
    Call me when he makes something of his own.

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    1. Re:The difference here... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      He got your attention so I'd say he was somebody.

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  82. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Uh, I wouldn't consider myself a biblical scholar (even though I translate ancient Greek and have taken classes on the Tanach in a previous life), but I do believe that you are WRONG in saying the Old Testament says "Do unto others as they would have done unto you". You are in fact, misquoting the New Testament, when Jesus was replying to question of what was the greatest commandment. His response, according to King James: "All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them." -- Matt 7:12

    Let me point out that I am not what any Christian would consider a Christian... At any rate, your view of history is severely skewed. Did you even realize there was a history to the Middle East before the 1880's or European colonial rule?

  83. where do you draw the line? by luciensims · · Score: 1


    far from being amazed at lucas, i have to say that i'm pretty amazed at how hyper-sensitive you guys (and most of america) seem to be. this is kind of OT, since i'm not referring specifically to SW or JarJar, but these comments on the page.

    when you have a specific agenda, you can generally find something to be angry about. going out of your way to create something that couldn't possibly be offensive to anyone leads to boring characters, and more importantly, a total void in the area of social commentary.

    i'm not saying that a targeted assault can necessarily be explained away as social commentary, but i do think there is merit in reflecting reality rather than some sort of peaceful place where nobody's feelings are ever hurt.

    how far would art in all its forms progress if we stopped anything offensive? and who gets to decide whether it's offensive -- you, me, or my reactionary catholic grandmother? or perhaps jerry falwell? where do you draw the line?

    it seems to me that american culture is increasingly defined by what cannot be done, rather than what can.

    1. Re:where do you draw the line? by (void*) · · Score: 2

      You answered the question yourself. There is a line somewhere and it is subjective. And some people (apparently rational) are offended - the line was crosssed according to some people. And the way you rationalize this is that these people are "hypersensitive". Why do people not turn that question around and ask themselves first: is it fair to criticize these people as hypersensitive? Why should we live in a such a desensitisized world?

    2. Re:where do you draw the line? by luciensims · · Score: 1

      i think it's unreasonable to think that artistic expression can continue, if one expects the artists to cater to the whims of others.

      if scientologists or salespeople are offended because i make my differing opinions public, how is that my problem?

      when people believe they have the right to be protected from alternate opinions and lifestyles, from a reality where not everyone likes to live by the 'family values' set out by any given group, is ridiculous, and leads to lawsuits every time someone's nose gets out of joint.

    3. Re:where do you draw the line? by (void*) · · Score: 2
      The thing is that neither artistic expression is not being curtailed! Nobody is saying: let's go shut George Lucas down becuase he offended someone's sensitivities.


      It turns out that some people do see racism, and have valid examples from TPM to back that up.


      Other people say this is being too sensitive and chose to ignore the point that this is subjective.


      So let's just look at the whole issue holistically, and leave it at that.


      My concern is this: what is the point of shutting up the sensitive people? If you shut them up, then you run the risk that in the future, some genuinely offensive piece of crap will offend you, and then you will find that you are in very poor copmany. Then you will have to be shut up. That's not freedom of speech!

    4. Re:where do you draw the line? by weatherbee · · Score: 1
      My concern is this: what is the point of shutting up the sensitive people?

      To save us all from their incessant whining, obviously.

  84. Parent offtopic? WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid moderators! I want to see a text transcript, too! (Couldn't find one on the site.)

    1. Re:Parent offtopic? WTF? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      I'd like a transcript, too, please. Anyone? Or some open format?

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  85. DVD "Re-edit" standard by CaseyB · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The idea behind the Phantom Edit is really cool, but downloading an entire movie is both redundant (if I own the DVD already) and has obvious sticky legal issues.

    It'd be nice to define a way to re-edit a film from DVD footage, such that you can redistribute the edit as simple "score" information. You just list the edit segments as references to timed slices of the original data. The resulting file would be tiny, and you're not sharing any copyrighted information. When you "play" the edit, the DVD player just skips around the source movie playing the edits in order.

    More complicated editing techniques like the separation of audio and video tracks (to maintain music continuity for instance) could be implemented by having separate edit information for each. The player software must become a little smarter at this point though.

    This mechanism could also be used to implement the "amateur commentaries" that Ebert talked about a little while back. You just include the commentary information in a separate file, which would be much smaller as you would have to provide only the actual commentary, not all the "dead air" between comments. The edit score would play the appropriate comment at the right time, with nice crossfading if you prefer.

    1. Re:DVD "Re-edit" standard by jmu1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Although a great idea, it'll never happen so long as certain people in positions of power are allowed to trampse on the rights of the consumer. They don't understand that the entertainment experience doesn't end where the original does... it never ends as long as it is allowed to be manipulated, twisted and mangled to the mind's delight.
      I doubt that Kevin Smith minds when someone quotes his movie in an appropriate situation(comical). I also doubt that Lucas would mind if I made a tape of some kids playing with sticks and acting out jedi fight scenes, submit it to a film festival, and made money from it... would he?

  86. Buzz. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, you do have valid points. You shouldn't hammer them into everyone the way you are doing, but you do have valid points. Israel has a right to exist, but at the same time, the Palestinians have a right to live on certain sections of that land. A compromise needs to be reached, and that's what politics is all about. You have a thing about Israel having the right to that land. Sure, agreed, but since the Palestinians do not like what's happening, surely you don't disagree with the fact that they have a right to at least some say in the matter?

  87. Uh.... that's the point? by MemeRot · · Score: 1

    Amazingly I thought it was about the Phantom Edit of Episode I. As in the movie that came out a long time ago? All I have to whine about is people that don't read articles and then flame others....

  88. subtitles by ProfBooty · · Score: 2

    Why didn't they make use of subtitles in this movie. It would have been just as effective in conveying peoples messages (it was used for most of the aliens in the original trilogy). In the original 3 movies the only accents you seemed to hear were british and american(with the brits being the bad guys i.e. the empire). Perhaps it seems that the movie was aimed at a younger audience, perhaps one that can't read subtitles indstead of anas an older one, and accents had to be used to differentiate one group from another.

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  89. Old Man and the Sea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Old Man and the Sea? UGH!!! I HATE that book!

  90. Re: Badass Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're saying he goes from being Oliver Twist to Heinrich Himmler? That doesn't make a lot of sense.

  91. thinly veiled racism / parody by Mike_L · · Score: 1

    The trade federation in The Phantom Menace was making fun of the Chinese government, not the Japanese.

    -Mike_L

  92. Not really racist... by Lispy · · Score: 1

    cause at least Lucas isults all people equally.

    cu,
    Lispy

  93. You typed that whole thing in? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, the things people will do for a few Karma points! :-P

  94. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most critics consider Ulysses to be the best book of the century, with Brave New World in second.

    Well, that's the problem, if you judge books by what critics write about them you are just part of the mass, no individiality and imagination.
    Have you even read the books yourself ?


    Book critics are just publicity whores with only hint of education, style and intelligence.

  95. EDL EDL EDL! by morgue-ann · · Score: 1

    It's called an edit decision list and despite jmu1's wierd response, should be perfectly legal.

    The studio's support or even permission should not be needed because the distributed file as CaseyB suggests would contain none of the original movie.

    You would need to use DeCSS to make an unencrypted mpeg-2 file, but people who make EDLs and the tools to parse them need not be involved in that.

    Video editing tools that parse standard format EDLs (Discreet's "edit" supports CMX, GVG & Sony formats) already exist, but tend to be the expensive ones. The cheap ones (I use Cinestream (EditDV) from discreet (used to be Radius, Digital Origin, Media 100)) only use proprietary formats.

    The EDL parser would be fairly simple because it doesn't need to be a full-blown editor and deal with a bunch of files; it would only have one very long "daily" to work from. It might have to create new I frames if cuts occur on B or P frames. Much simpler than a full-blown editor like edit.

    A tool to convert human-readable EDLs to CMX ones would enable people to watch a movie on a regular-ol' DVD player, make notes of the in & out point times & just type 'em into an email message to someone who knows how to run the re-processor.

    Damn, this sounds like a fun project.

    -M

    1. Re:EDL EDL EDL! by morgue-ann · · Score: 1

      Of course the hippest way to play DVDs with new edits would be with a frame-accurate playlist interpreted in realtime by the DVD player instead of having to build a whole new file.

      I'm on Windows, though, so can't hack my DVD player source.

      Hmmmm... why is open source cool again?

  96. Re: Badass Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I advise you to read Himmler's biography first before you open that hole in your face. It doesn't look like you know much at all about human behavior at all. It makes perfect sense.

    (Re: entry prior to this: wtf?? I don't think the feminists would be too happy :-/).

  97. Re:OT: Memento by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    In my copy, I can't seem to watch the whole movie chonologically; I can only watch one scene at a time. The "feature" is simply that they present you a list of scenes in chronological order.

    Did you just hit "play" and watch the whole thing?

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  98. Re: Badass Anakin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Elfin heroes", eh? Sounds like you don't like Tolkien. (I believe the term you were looking for was "dwarf-like"). Fucking chics, eh? Hmmmm. . It seems that a great deal of "Adults" need to mature to the level of children. How sad and tragic.

  99. Well said. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    I am glad though, that they didn't throw in a token black character. They were dealing with small isolated populations. You likely wouldn't get someone with a really different skin color so it'd be a blatant "Don't hate us, here's your token minority" gesture. Now on the other hand, if they'd made (for instance) the wood elves dark (or the Rivendell ones) that would have made some sense because they were a seperate population. But it's unthinking knee-jerk PC gestures that stick out like a sore thumb.

    Yes. Like having a black Vulcan in Star Trek: Voyager.

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  100. Re:They're renaming The Two Towers!!! by langkjer · · Score: 1

    Ulysses? Isn't that book pretty much unreadable?

  101. uh, winamp by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Well, I know winamp supports vbr. And OGG has vbr as part of the standard.

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  102. You racist! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That black guy only got the part because he was the best man for it!

    You big racist!