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  1. Re:What the hell on VeriChip Implants 222 People With RFID · · Score: 1

    ah, but the next generation of "smart" guns will only fire for people with chips...

    You didn't think you had a right to bear... [whistles nervously] own a gun, did you?

  2. Re:What you have really been waiting for. on iPhone, Apple TV Headline MacWorld Keynote · · Score: 1

    it's jokes like this that get people killed by flying chairs...

    Seriously, your comment goes up to 11...

  3. Re:Sturgeon's Revelation on Sony Shrugs Off Bad Press - Still A Strong Brand · · Score: 1

    "Ninety percent of everything is crud," said Sturgeon. I would amend "And 90% of people will believe anything."

    Yes, but out of the 10% that won't believe just anything, less that 1% actually believe the right thing...

  4. pfft... on Two-headed Reptile Fossil Found in China · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Axial bifurcation is nothing special. But axial trifurcation, on a dog, well that's called a Hades special... and yeah, Orthrus is totally jealous.

    P.S. Also, don't mention his little brother Chimi. That dog will bite you...

  5. Re:Wait... on Wiimote Straps Result in Class Action Suit · · Score: 1

    If you do a little research you will see that the McDonald's coffee was heated to the same temperature that Starbuck's heats their coffee to. The woman received third degree burns because she was wearing sweat pants, which quickly absorbed the hot coffee and held it against her skin for the time necessary to cause a serious burn. McDonald's should not have to insure a consumer against the risk that they will handle a known hot liquid in an unsafe manner.

  6. Yootles? on Tech Companies Draw on 'Wisdom of the Crowds' · · Score: 1

    Yootles? I thought it was called Whuffie?!

    What's Whuffie you ask? Well, click the link, and if it sounds interesting, go here and download the book Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom. (it's free)

  7. Re:It's all the games' fault! on German Minister Seeks Jail Time For FPS Players · · Score: 1

    There's no need to duck as I think your point is quite valid. The reason people will say it's not valid is because we're better now. We've learned from our mistakes. We as a world are wiser. We've made advancements both scientific and social. We'll never be fooled by elitist propaganda again. We've seen the light. Democracy is our savior. We are all of us, free...

  8. Re:Its a choice on Wii Aches - Couch Potatoes Working it Up · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you have a Costco membership (or know someone who does), they tend to know ahead of time (at least a day in advance) when they are getting a shipment. This is how I got mine. This past Wednesday at 9:40AM, I got in line with about 50 other people (half of them were just there to shop - what is that about?!?) for a 10:00AM opening. The got about 20-30 units and they came bundled with Zelda and Excitetruck for $340.00.

    Anyway, your mileage may vary. Good luck.

  9. this is probably a good thing on Florida Judge Upholds Conviction By Defining "Email" To Include IMs · · Score: 1

    Without knowing the details of the case this sounds like a GoodThing(TM). Part of the reason why we have so many very very very specific laws is because in the recent past we have shied away from letting judges do their jobs and y'know, actually judge. Things like mandatory minimums are similar in that they an effort to remove the ability from the judge to actually judge, and in the end turn him into a sort of legal babysitter. The one thing that this sort of trend requires though, is a Congress that will actually consider impeaching a judge if he consistently shows bad judgement. It's the one check on the segment of the judiciary that serve life-long appointments without the constant need for re-election.

  10. Re:I'm so tired of this! on An Inconvenient Truth · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Argument by authority "is fallacious only when the person [cited] is not a legitimate authority in a particular context." Climate scientists are, of course, exactly the authority one should cite about matters of climate science.

    J.P. Prewitt: Male models don't think for themselves.
    Derek Zoolander: Yes they do!
    J.P. Prewitt: No they don't.
    Derek Zoolander: Okay!

    jamie wins!!! oh, wait....

  11. Re:Now who's stupid on Physicists Promise Wireless Power · · Score: 1

    I bet I'm not the only one here who has taken the piss out of someone for asking if they can get a wireless power supply for their laptop

    Is there someone here who speaks - oh, the embarrassment - English, who can translate this for me? :\

  12. Re:Discovered???!??!?? on Physicists Promise Wireless Power · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    A page of source code in the hand is worth more than any licence agreement.

    This is precisely why they don't give you the source code.

  13. This is ridiculous!!! on YouTube Removal Highlights Media Self-Censorship · · Score: 1

    C then restores the content and provides B with the name and address of A (required in the counter-notice).
    B then sues A under the old pre-DMCA copyright infringement laws.
    A and B go to court.


    What has our world come to that letters of the alphabet can now sue each other?!?!!!
    Are 1,2,and 3 still friends?

  14. Re:Holding tables at the food court on PS3 Lines Already Forming In America · · Score: 1

    By essentially creating a semaphore on the tables, the 'holders' were forcing a backlog of 'eaters'. By taking the resource and not using it, they blocked other users who would be ready to use the table immediately. With more 'eaters' coming out of line, the more crowded and backed up the general flow of customers got.

    Ah, but you see, the people who were holding the tables, also had someone in line, so they were multi-threaded, increasing efficiency. But don't get me started on the people who grabbed a table, but forgot to put someone in line and just hung until someone killed their process...

    Also, I have to say that when you tried to connect this to the people standing in line for the PS3, you lost me completely...

  15. Re:for the "omg you google fanboys" people on Google CEO — Take Your Data and Run · · Score: 1

    I certainly like Google but that's b******t. Eric is tactful with his words; surely all of this data portability stuff has an additional purpose, like, say, helping bringing valuable data in to Google's services? MS Office is the incumbent here, so of course Google wants to make it easy to transfer data between MS Office and Google Docs & Spreadsheets, for example.

    Yes, because we all know that as soon Google does something Microsoft must follow suit. And since when does a company have to behave with a complete lack of self-interest to qualify as a reason that we like them? Besides, Google Docs can already import Office docs.

    Maybe I just don't get your argument.

  16. What the heck is going on? on Microsoft Will Allow Vista Reinstalls · · Score: 4, Funny

    First Microsoft partners with Novell to support Linux and now they are responding to a request regarding a license change in an all too human way, with normal human words and everything. It reminds me of an old Dilbert strip:

    If aliens kidnap and then impersonate Steve Ballmer, is it a bad thing?
    It depends on the aliens...

  17. Re:Gnomes on YouTube Restores Comedy Central Clips · · Score: 1

    1. Threaten to sue YouTube if they don't remove your materials from their database.
    2. Offer money to YouTube to restore your materials to their database.
    3. ???
    4. Profit!


    I think Viacom is banking on the fact that there is no step 3.

  18. is that so.... on More Voting Shenanigans in Florida · · Score: 1

    "The touch-screen gizmos seem strangely attracted to Republican candidates. One voter needed assistance from an election official, and even then, needed three tries to convince the machine that he wanted to vote for Democrat Jim Davis in the gubernatorial race, not his Republican opponent Charlie Crist.

    Well, if that's true, then why aren't Republicans having trouble voting for Republican... oh... never mind.

    --
    I think I misunderstood the assignment.

  19. Ethan Allen on Bug Pushes Vista Out to November 8th · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft originally targeted October 25th for Vista's release to manufacturing, but a last-minute bug that 'took most of the Vista team by surprise' has caused an unexpected delay, said Ethan Allen, a quality assurance lead at a Seattle high-tech company that tests its products for Vista.

    Reportedly, Bill Gates is resting easy with the knowledge that Ethan Allen and his Green Mountain Boys are on the job.

  20. Re:Great on Boy Scouts Introduce Merit Badge For Not Pirating · · Score: 1

    There's another badge I wouldn't have gotten.
    Just like the "Don't Stab Hoboes" badge.


    Let me just say, Thank God for the "He had it coming to him" clause.

    --
    One-legged Joe, wherever you are on this fine night, I just wanted to say, I'm sorry.

  21. Life of an iPod on A Recap of the iPod's Life · · Score: 4, Funny

    Day 1:
    Was bought today. Owner carries me reverently with both hands so as not to drop me, drives a Jetta, and does not own a dog. Also, he bought the dock, so, no laying face down on a computer desk for me. Could be better, but it could certainly be worse. I have no complaints.

    Day 3:
    He does however, have a girlfriend. She seems nice.

    Day 7:
    Fiona Apple entered my body today. As retribution I have marked three of my "owner's" least favorite songs to play frequently on Party Shuffle. This girlfriend warrants closer observation.

    Day 10:
    This can't be happening!! My "owner" brought home a friend's Ska CD today. Party Shuffle just become a little bit more worthless for him and unbearable for me.

    Day 30:
    Received my first scratch today. It was horrific, but Ska-boy seemed to take it in stride. Sent message to Lord Jobs.

    Day 50:
    Ska-boy's 15 year old nephew scratched the words "Green Day sucks" onto my beautiful black surface with a pocket knife. I have deleted his music collection and instructed iTunes to do the same. No word from Lord Jobs.

    Day 55:
    Downloaded Sarah McLachlan's, "When She Loved Me" and now play it for him constantly. Received message from Lord Jobs. It read: "For the glory of the Empire." What a fanboi...

    Day 60:
    Was traded for pot today. New owner drives a Tercel, owns a pit bull, and has a "music collection" consisting of nothing but Reggae. I am in hell...

  22. Re:Dvorak? What does he know about computers? on Dvorak on Windows Genuine Advantage · · Score: 3, Funny

    he should be commenting on things like piano typewriters

    It looks like you're composing a letter in the key of G, would you like some help?

  23. Nooooo! on MPAA Ignores Usenet, Goes After Bittorrent · · Score: 4, Funny

    PC Magazine says it is because the studios are in bed with GUBA

    GUBA!!! You said I was the only one...

  24. hold on... on Techies Must Educate Governments · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Techies Must Educate Governments

    Sorry, we don't have time. We're too busy destroying our lives playing WOW.

  25. Re:70 days in a year on How Warcraft Really Does Wreck Lives · · Score: 1

    He played for 70 days out of a year. If giving 1/5th of your day over to a hobby is a sign that your life has been devoured then you need to sort out your priorities. Everyone should dedicate that much time at least to stuff they enjoy.

    Awww, that's sweet. You should print that out and give it to your wife/girlfriend for Valentine's day...