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Wii Aches - Couch Potatoes Working it Up

Genocaust writes "While the new controller on the Wii is proving to be a success, it's turning out to be more effort than some die-hard couch potatoes bargained for. The Wall Street Journal reports on the newest workout regime for nerds." From the article: "In Rochester, Minn., Jeremy Scherer and his wife spent three hours playing tennis and bowling, two of the games included with the Wii. Mr. Scherer says he managed to improve his scores — at the cost of shoulders and back that were still aching the next day. 'I was using muscles I hadn't used in a while,' says Mr. Scherer, a computer programmer who describes himself as 'not very active.' Mr. Scherer is vowing nightly 'Wii workouts' to get in better shape." "Bunnies Don't Know What To Do With Cows", in Rayman, is another guaranteed way to get your arm aching. Cows are heavy, and it takes a lot of energy to throw them.

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  1. Its a choice by Shados · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Honestly, with the way the control scheme works, you CAN be a couch patatoe and play the Wii just fine.

    Its just boring :) When you really get into it is when the workout starts, but its also when the fun begins.

    1. Re:Its a choice by Aladrin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And Congrats to Nintendo for making that the way it is. Maybe it's just a side-effect and not intended, but making it more fun to be active is a great thing for everyone, young and old.

      I just wish I could get my hands on one. I'm not willing to stand in long lines or camp out my local eb this week, hoping to get a chance at one... I'm hoping they'll be fairly easy to get within the next few weeks. I'm not holding my breath, though.

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    2. Re:Its a choice by doormat · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      The launch was 450,000 units. NoA says they're going to be shipping 250,000 units per week after until the end of the year. So we might see units on the shelf the week before Christmas (before all the procrastinators get in gear).

      And even when you get the Wii, the accessories are in short supply - I've been looking all week and nothing. No nunchucks, no classic controllers, no component cables, nothing. I did manage to get a second Wiimote, but nothing else.

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    3. Re:Its a choice by Shados · · Score: 5, Funny

      You have no idea. I tried to avoid launch, because I thought it was stupid to camp for a console. Ironicaly, camping for it probably would have been the easiest way to get one. Now retail stores have no clue when they get them, so you have to head to the stores (if you call, its too late by the time you get there) and just randomly ask face to face every so often. I live near a bunch of stores (like 10-15 minutes on foot), and don't have a car (personal choice, since i'm a programmer and always in front of my computer, its the only way I'll ever get off my ass, so I decided not to get a car for the time being). I've never been walking this much in my entire life.

      The Wii literally made me lose 5-10 pounds in a week, and I didn't even BUY one yet.

    4. Re:Its a choice by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Honestly, with the way the control scheme works, you CAN be a couch patatoe and play the Wii just fine.

      Its just boring :)


      It's been the subject of at least one comic:

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/13

    5. Re:Its a choice by Shados · · Score: 1

      Actualy, it is the comic I had in mind when i posted :)

    6. Re:Its a choice by soleblaze · · Score: 2

      I've seen plenty of accessories at places like walmart and target. However, the component cables are only available online through nintendo. Wii Component Cables and it looks like they're back in stock.

    7. Re:Its a choice by hords · · Score: 3, Informative

      and it looks like they're back in stock.

      You must have missed this on the page you linked to: Orders entered prior to Wednesday, November 22, 2006 will be shipped on or after November 28. Orders entered on or after Wednesday November 22, 2006 will ship when our new quantities arrive (week of December 18, 2006).

    8. Re:Its a choice by doormat · · Score: 1

      Lucky you, I've been to two Targets, an EB and BB this weekend (yesterday, today) and no Wii accessories. I've seen the remote grips and Wii point cards, but no acessories.

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    9. Re:Its a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Honestly, with the way the control scheme works, you CAN be a couch patatoe and play the Wii just fine."

      Mr. Quayle, is that you?

    10. Re:Its a choice by Virgil+Tibbs · · Score: 0, Redundant
      The Wii literally made me lose 5-10 pounds in a week, and I didn't even BUY one yet.

      you can't say the wii doesnt make you lose weight!

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    11. Re:Its a choice by mike6496 · · Score: 1

      Good on you there! more people need to go without cars and walk.

    12. Re:Its a choice by revery · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you have a Costco membership (or know someone who does), they tend to know ahead of time (at least a day in advance) when they are getting a shipment. This is how I got mine. This past Wednesday at 9:40AM, I got in line with about 50 other people (half of them were just there to shop - what is that about?!?) for a 10:00AM opening. The got about 20-30 units and they came bundled with Zelda and Excitetruck for $340.00.

      Anyway, your mileage may vary. Good luck.

    13. Re:Its a choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't seem to take too much to play the wii games. Unfortunately, the controls aren't all they are cracked up to be. Instead of actually recognizing movement, they seem to rely on jerky motions. The wireless remotes communicate with the console via IR. Why Nintendo couldn't use RF, I don't know.

      Overall, the wii is a huge disappointment. For Nintendo's sake, I hope they have some traditional console remote pads of some kind for when everyone gets sick of waving their hands in the air, just to have the remotes not properly sense the motion.

    14. Re:Its a choice by ShinyBrowncoat · · Score: 1

      Does anyone know if it is possible to configure/calibrate the Wii remote or IR sensors over the TV so that you cannot just sit on the couch and flick your wrist, but actually have to move the remote around a few feet in either direction? In other words, can you set it up so your couch potato kids have to get up and move around at least a little in order to play?

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    15. Re:Its a choice by SP33doh · · Score: 1

      actually a lot of wii sports games don't work on the couch too well, bowling for example, there's no comfortable way to do it while lounging back.

    16. Re:Its a choice by SethraLavode · · Score: 1

      Remove the couch?

    17. Re:Its a choice by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      IR is only for the pointing. It uses RF (Bluetooth, actually, i believe) to communicate non-pointing data.

    18. Re:Its a choice by Shmemily · · Score: 1

      At least you all have a Wii to play on! I can't find one yet! Oh, the Nintendo Gods have been kind, and will continue to be kind as I gain excersise and play games in the future. Yummy.

  2. A solution by causality · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe this could be a solution for Bovine America. If only they could come up with a video game controller that removed excess complacency and enabled one to recognize propaganda, then we might even go back to having a free country again!

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    1. Re:A solution by antifoidulus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, for Americans who do go outside there is only 1 video game: Frogger. Very, very few cities are designed with pedestrians being something other than poor and/or drunk people, so those of us that do walk/ride bikes everywhere constantly have to basically try to play a giant game of frogger every time we go out. And trust me, the SUV driving redneck isn't much smarter behind the wheel than any of those cars in Frogger, and even less considerate.

    2. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are really interested in real-life frogger action you need to cross the Roosevelt Boulevard in Philly, this 12 lane monster is a pedestrian nightmare.

    3. Re:A solution by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      It depends on where you are in the USA. I've just got back from spending a couple of months over there. In Salt Lake City, everything is far apart so you really need a car, but if you are walking (I was staying half an hour's walk from where I was working, so it wasn't too far) then it's quite possible. Intersections that are traffic light controlled are easy to cross, and ones that aren't seem to give right of way to pedestrians; if it looks like a pedestrian is about to cross, then all the cars will stop. On the whole, drivers seemed very polite towards those without cars.

      In New York City, the situation was somewhat different. There are traffic lights, but I'm not convinced anyone actually observed them. The strategy for crossing a road in NYC seems to be for all of the pedestrians to huddle on the curb. Gradually, the ones at the back push the ones at the front out into the middle of the road. When there are too many people in the road for the average car to drive over, it becomes the pedestrians turn to use the road, until their density thins enough to allow cars across again.

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    4. Re:A solution by udderly · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pffft...if you want some advanced Frogger action, I suggest that you go to Beirut. In Beirut, not only do you risk your life crossing the street due to the widespread disregard for traffic laws and signals, but when initiating your street cross, you're not even allowed to look at the oncoming traffic. To do so is considered unmanly.

      The frightening thing is that I'm not joking.

    5. Re:A solution by John+Nowak · · Score: 2

      I've lived in NYC for years and never experienced anything like that. :-)

    6. Re:A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to France, hippie.

    7. Re:A solution by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Maybe this could be a solution for Bovine America.

      Problem is, where do you get mains power in a pasture? I also don't think the Wiimote is designed for hoofed feet. It would be called the Moomote if it were.

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    8. Re:A solution by powerlord · · Score: 3, Informative

      I've lived in NYC for a long time and have never noticed that.

      What I HAVE seen, is that pedestrians often do stupid things (like not waiting for the light, or crossing without even looking up when going across a one lane side street).

      The biggest contributor to this careless action is probably because NYC is a pedestrian city, and the majority of the people in it do not own a car, or drive regularly (if at all). This makes them less likely to understand why they shouldn't jump in front of a car (a car can't jump to the side like a person can). The good side of this though, is that I think obesity was lower in NYC than the national average. I assume most everyone walking helped with that :) (as opposed to New Jersey for instance, where I've seen people drive the car to the corner for the paper in the morning)

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    9. Re:A solution by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Well, they are making a political game for the Wii, but you'll have to wait for the Gun Controller to come out :P

    10. Re:A solution by gt_mattex · · Score: 1

      To do so is considered unmanly.

      I would then assume that the women live longer?

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  3. How long by Hennell · · Score: 5, Insightful

    before they make a actual exercise themed game?

    1. Re:How long by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      I suspect the next mario party type game will do this. Stuff like "do 10 jumping jacks" would be easy.

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    2. Re:How long by MuNansen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wii Sports has a Fitness function, sort of like Brain Age, that's meant to help you stay consistent, but it's not very in-depth. A more in-depth version could do a lot. And the parent is right that the cow throwing game in Rayman gives you a MAJOR workout.

    3. Re:How long by sporkme · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Remember the original Nintendo's game mat, the PowerPad? You could use it with an Olimpics themed game and compete in track and field events. I recall kneeling on the floor and smacking the pressure spots with my hands to achieve unrealistic scores.

      I think maybe something like this may make a venture into the trendy excercise market. If they can sell a big ball for a hundred bucks, they can sell a Wii controller too.

      This begs the now cliche question: Why not just go outside and play the actual sport? Alas, there is not a chance in hell.

    4. Re:How long by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dance Dance Revolution not good enough for you? The last thing we need is a Jane Fonda exercise video game.

    5. Re:How long by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      I've long hoped that they would make some realistic dancing game in which you strap a Wiimote to each limb and it infers the absolute location of each Wiimote from the sensor bar and the accelerometer time histories. Then it would give you dance instructions somehow (either with a "dancer" you have to model, or, similar to the Eyetoy's Kinetic, symbols appear that dictate what you have to do) that you have to follow with your arms and legs.

      Unfortunately, I haven't seen any game yet use this kind of "dead reckoning" to figure out the absolute position of the Wiimotes, despite what the Wikipedia article says it does. I mean, I've seen games detect your acceleration, and I've seen games detect where you're pointing, but not together in a way that would sense your absolute positiong. Yet you can see how with just a little trigonometry, you can infer the Wiimote's absolute position when it's pointing at the sensor bar by using the apparent locations of the sensor bar lights in the Wiimote's camera and the inclination of the Wiimote (which it independently senses) and then integrating through the accelerations. (You would, of course, need to continually recalibrate each Wiimote by pointing it at the sensor bar -- a little stretch for the Wiimotes on your legs!)

    6. Re:How long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Duh, we're wimpy geeks. Going outside to play the actual sport will make us a laughing stock. I'd much rather look like a fool in the privacy of my living room.

    7. Re:How long by LindseyJ · · Score: 1

      Not everyone lives someplace where they can go play a sport. In suburbia, maybe. If you're lucky. In an urban sprawl such as where I live? That is something for which there is not a chance in hell. The romantic images you see in movies and commercials with little kids playing baseball in an alleyway or even the middle of the street are just that - unrealistic romantic images. I know for a fact that the cops would put a stop to that in a heartbeat (most likely while a bank is being robbed down the street -- "It's outside my jurisdiction!").

      Even aside from that, videogame sports don't just simulate the sport, they simulate the players. I've always been a scrawny runt of a guy. I play with my kids, of course, but I'm no athelete, and I'll never be one. Trying to organize the sorts of impromptu sporting get-togethers you see and read about, where a bunch of burly manly-men all go out to a (convieniently located) open field and throw around the good 'ol, all-American pigskin while drinking some good 'ol, all-American Miller lite (tm) doesn't seem likely for me.

    8. Re:How long by Ruff_ilb · · Score: 1

      Because sports are outside and not in air-conditioned comfort, and require specialized equipment and other people to play with, I suppose.

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    9. Re:How long by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Informative

      "This begs the now cliche question: Why not just go outside and play the actual sport?"

      Mainly because it's not the most convenient thing in the world to arrange a sport. More than one person is needed to play. Where I work, for example, half my coworkers have a minimum of an hour long drive home AND they have family to go home to. It's not easy to arrange an hour or two to go somewhere and play a sport. On top of this, this time of year, the only way they could do this when there's daylight is to arrange it on the weekend. For our type of work, weekends often mean catching up on chores.

      Thanks to the Wii everybody can just go home and play. Two of my coworkers have arranged to play via the net (which, btw, I didn't know was possible...) *and* they've gotten their wives involved. Where I work, the Wii has proven to be both a workout advice and a social event. I don't know if that'll last, but man, it's sure looking encouraging so far.

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    10. Re:How long by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

      The last thing we need is a Jane Fonda exercise video game.

            Yeah, my grand-dad might be interested in that. How about someone younger...?

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    11. Re:How long by dangitman · · Score: 1
      The last thing we need is a Britney Spears exercise video game.

      Natalie Portman, on the other hand...

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    12. Re:How long by tmossman · · Score: 1

      Only if she's wearing the full Amidala regalia.

    13. Re:How long by dangitman · · Score: 1

      And you get rewarded for exercise in the form of hot grits.

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    14. Re:How long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This really deserves "+5, Sad but true" moderation...

    15. Re:How long by kabrakan · · Score: 2, Funny

      Its late november and I live in Canada!

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    16. Re:How long by Senjutsu · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why not just go outside and play the actual sport?

      It's minus 22 out right now. The only sport playable in this weather is "Run between buildings while trying not to freeze to death".

    17. Re:How long by MustardMan · · Score: 1

      Kinda difficult to exercise when you're naked and petrified...

    18. Re:How long by LordKronos · · Score: 1
      The last thing we need is a Britney Spears exercise video game.

      too late
    19. Re:How long by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      An obvious extension of your idea is to competitive sex games, with wiimotes tracking your pelvis thrusts to measure those elusive parameters.

      -- Jamie

    20. Re:How long by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      There's a fitness "game" on the Xbox, my wife actually uses it. She finds it more interesting than doing the same exact fitness DVD over and over and over. I wouldn't be surprised to see it on the Wii with enhanced features.

    21. Re:How long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do have neighbors, though, right? Maybe you could talk to them some time.

    22. Re:How long by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      It's cold and rainy outside.

    23. Re:How long by Mmm+coffee · · Score: 1

      Hmm.

      Can the joystick nunchuck sense motion, too? If not, you could use two Wiimotes...

      Richard Simmons the video game. Not a joke, played totally straight. Take a Simmons workout video, add a Wii-ified DDR for the upper body. Get him on O'Brien, Letterman, and Leno and advertise the shit out of it. No real marketing, just Richard Simmons playing this stupid little game on late night television.

      BOOM. You've just sold the Wii to at least a half million people who would have never played a video game before. Hell, hook up four Wiimotes and two fat housewives can compete at how hard they can out-workout Richard Simmons!

      It was named the Revolution for a reason.

    24. Re:How long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least they have got as far as arranging to play a game together... why not go the extra step and do it for real? No offense, the reasons given for not doing so read like excuses :p

    25. Re:How long by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You should move south to someplace warmer. Don't worry, you can still enjoy your favorite sport in the Rayman mini-game "Bunnies Don't Know How Not To Freeze To Death While Running Between Buildings".

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    26. Re:How long by sporkme · · Score: 1

      It was not my intention to lend credibility to the question. That is why I called it a cliche. In Doom 3, you run around Mars blowing up freaky aliens. Why not just go fight freaky aliens on Mars in real life?

      My real point was that Wii could see an exercise business evolution, and that Nintendo has had physically interactive games before.

      Jeez! Dodging bricks over here!

  4. Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by retrosteve · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine this as the start of a trend -- play video games and still get in shape.

    1. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by neoform · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm going to have to disagree with this article..

      This article assumes that nerds are somehow NOT used to making quick/small jerking motions with their wrists.. I mean.. common.

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    2. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Imagine this as the start of a trend -- play video games and still get in shape."

      It is amazing how quickly you can get out of shape in a few years, and not even notice it!!

      It really hit me hard a couple-three years back....a girlfriend of mine was in town, and we were at a bar that we discovered had a real, old-fashioned air hockey table in the back...the full sized monster. I'd not see one of these since I was a kid.

      Well, we played a few games...and about the end of the 2nd one...we were both getting winded....and the next day, both of us had extremely sore arms and shoulders. Sad really.....

      I'm trying to find time to get into the gym now...with a new job and all, it is tough, but, it does go to show that some games that require physical movement can illustrate to you how bad a shape you are in......something "12oz curls" just ain't gonna help. I think that a video game that has physical movement as a part of play might just be a GREAT idea...and get the little couch potato fat kids off the couch..and moving around.

      We need to do something....paranoid parents today won't let them out to play and get exercise like we did....

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    3. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      How about playing video games and going to the gym?

    4. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by laurens · · Score: 1

      We need to do something....paranoid parents today won't let them out to play and get exercise like we did....
      Please tell me you're joking. Seriously.

    5. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by paniq · · Score: 1

      hahahahhaha :D

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    6. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mean.. common.

      Common what? Oh, did you mean "Come on?"

    7. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      mean.. common.


      Common what? Oh, did you mean "Come on?"


      Come on what? Ewwww!
    8. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "Please tell me you're joking. Seriously."

      Nope...dead serious.

      I've written about this before on here....one of the BIG reasons I see today, is that kids just aren't outside playing like we used to when was a young kid. Most everyday after school, we and the neighborhood kids I was friends with (we actually got out and met our neighbors) were always out doing something...football in the street...kill the man with the ball in someone's yard..skateboarding on our homemade ramp (semi-half pipe)....riding bicycles.

      Nowdays...it seems that schools are giving too much homework to kids (even 1st and 2nd graders) that take all evening to do...combine this with parents that just don't seem to let their kids out...hell, my folks would pretty much 'toss' my ass outside to go play. The kids today are couch potatoes...playing video games or something stationary.

      Yes, I believe parents are overly paranoid and this is a large contributing problem to childhood obesity...along with families not cooking home made meals that are healthy...and eat junk food or the like.

      I'm quite sure that there were pedophiles and other bad people out when I was a kid. I was taught to be smart enough to not get in a car with one...etc. I think rather than being a greater danger out there....that there is just more hype and broadcasting of a problem that is nothing new. We didn't have 24/7 news channels back then competing for each other...todays 'news' more often is for ratings rather than dispersal of real news. Parents have all bought into this paranoia....many others just don't take the time to care about their kids.

      So, yes...I do see paranoid parents, and ones that are pretty much negligent in overseeing the proper diet of kids as being largely the problem with the overabundance of fat kids out there.

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    9. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by metalligoth · · Score: 1

      100% Agreed. Wish I had mod points for ya.

    10. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by mrcdeckard · · Score: 1

      > (semi-half pipe)....

      is this anything like . . . a quarter pipe?

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    11. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by heli0 · · Score: 1

      My experience concurs with this observation. The US murder rate is the lowest it has been since 1965, violent crime rate lowest since 1974, rate of rape lowest since 1978. Yet most people seem to think that crime is at some astronomical historical high. If I wanted a bottle of pop when I was a kid I got on my bike and rode nearly two miles to the gas station. How did we ever survive?

      Crime Rates in U.S. Remain at 30-Year Lows

      There's a headline you rarely[never] see on cable news.

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    12. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by benplaut · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "Come on who?"

    13. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by toxicity69 · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "Come on who?"This is Slashdot; no.

    14. Re:Brilliant -- like DDR but for the arms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But maybe the crime rate is so low because people don't leave their homes. because they're too scared of the crime rate...

  5. Hummm... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Maybe it'd be worth coming out with an alternative controller, something you'd need to put your whole body into in order to operate it. Say, put it on a weighted stick about 2 feet long.

    1. Re:Hummm... by Umbrae · · Score: 5, Funny

      And hey, maybe a pad you can put on the ground! I'll make a game called track n field. It'll be great. Or how about a glove you can wear? That'd be neat too.

    2. Re:Hummm... by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I suppose you could have a Bat'leth game, with the controller attached to an actual bat'leth. That would give a good work out. Maybe an American Gladiator pugil stick game as well?

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    3. Re:Hummm... by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 3, Funny

      The idea is to have something that'd give you a good workout without being long enough to destroy your TV, or furniture, or little brother. :-P

    4. Re:Hummm... by AugustZephyr · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about a bazooka gun for first person shooters. You would have to balance the large awkward gun on your shoulder to be able to use it. Oh wait...

    5. Re:Hummm... by iamhassi · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think a small 1 or 2 lbs hand weight would be a fine workout for most people. Might not seem like much but you try swinging 2 lbs around for 2 hours and see if your arm's don't feel a little sore the next day.

      then have larger sizes up to 5 lbs or so. Wow, can you imagine if the Wii actually made people stronger? You'd see some muscular guy and think "What a geek! Must spend 10 hours a day playing with his Wii!"

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    6. Re:Hummm... by kisrael · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, an exercise bike bottom, with a wii-mote top for handlebars, could make a killer version of Prop Cycle and really get geeks sweatin'...

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    7. Re:Hummm... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      I suppose, for an increasing work out, you can attach the controller to one of those jogging hand weights, with the loop of metal that covers the knuckles. I think they start at a pound and go up from there.

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    8. Re: Hummm... by Shawn+is+an+Asshole · · Score: 1

      They should create a controller similar to this. The games that use it should also be networkable.

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    9. Re:Hummm... by legallyillegal · · Score: 0, Insightful

      what happens when you launch one of these weights into your brand new HDTV?

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    10. Re:Hummm... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Hah, I plan to do exactly this, I guess I'm not the only one to have the idea- the Wii isn't out here till the 8th, but my preorder is in and pretty much guaranteed.

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    11. Re:Hummm... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      Hey what about having a track and field version of throwing the hammer? You;d swing round and round your living room, then press to release at the appropriate time.

      It would make the pole vault and the javelin interesting at any rate :D

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    12. Re:Hummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, i suppose that is more acceptable than him playing with his wii-wii

    13. Re:Hummm... by Kyeetza · · Score: 3, Funny

      And hey, maybe a pad you can put on the ground! I'll make a game called track n field. It'll be great......That reminds me of an old idea I once had. It was a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor... and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO

    14. Re:Hummm... by Umbrae · · Score: 1

      That's the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom.

    15. Re:Hummm... by symbolset · · Score: 1

      I have two of these. It's called a "rake". It comes in leaf and rock versions. I have another one called a "hoe", but for some reason the workouts with the hoe aren't long enough to get good cardio.

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    16. Re:Hummm... by beamdriver · · Score: 1

      That's silly. Everyone knows that Conclusions isn't a mat. It's an island.

    17. Re:Hummm... by patio11 · · Score: 1

      Please, this is Slashdot. On Slashdot, little brother destroys you.

    18. Re:Hummm... by Mike89 · · Score: 1
      Similar to your idea, I've thought about finding a way to strap a Wiimote to one of my old tennis rackets (very securely, ofcourse). Perhaps even take the head off and just have the handle (make it light and more indoors-ok). That'd make tennis rule.

      That being said, I dont have one yet [December 7th Please Hurry]

    19. Re:Hummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, this is horrible, this idea.

  6. More than unworked muscle aches? by loconet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It has been discussed to death that the wiimote could be the answer for so many overweight gamers (which is a great thing) but how easy is it to damage something (ie: back, arms, neck, tendons, etc) due to prolonged usage of this device? I don't own a wii but how accurate to "real" sports movements is it? Do players have to do unnatural movements at times in order to get things "working"?

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    1. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've used the Wii. I am also a tennis player and was delighted to see that the real world tennis motions match up with the game as expected. As far as injury goes, I think you are just looking at repetative type injuries that can't be avoided. Since there is no actual contact with anything and therefore no resistance I find it hard to believe that anyone could get injured simply from waving the remote around in a natural manner.

    2. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by PainBot · · Score: 1

      Since sports movements are not always safe, this can be bad too. I mean, take weight lifting for example. If you don't do it properly, you'll hurt your back. Hence sports movements can be bad. Well here too, if you don't stand correctly or watch your position, eventually you might get hurt. But that's also true with watching tv or aving sex.

    3. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      No more unatural than using a computer all day I would think.

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    4. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by neoform · · Score: 1

      I go to the gym every day for 30-45 minutes and do a lot of weight lifting.. I played wii sports for 30 minutes and i was actually sweating a bit and felt sore the next day, the same way i would after a workout..

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    5. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Yeah, physical movement can lead to injuries. No physical movement is even worse, though. Just don't play the same game all the time.

    6. Re:More than unworked muscle aches? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      They should hopefully have a tough time succeeding at it. The Wii (along with the DS) has a CYA notice every time you turn it on. Also Wii sports told us to take a break yesterday.

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  7. Penny arcade said it best... by Flamefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/13 eloquently puts the point across.

  8. Frustrating news for the young Sebastion by goddidit · · Score: 3, Funny

    Since the wii has wifi, Sebastion isn't allowed to play with it.

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  9. Wii are out of shape by destine · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I mean really really out of shape. I've known this for awhile, but it's nice that I have something I can do that I enjoy that actually gives me a bit of a workout. My SO and I are playing a lot of Tennis together. It's less of a learning curve and more practical to play a few best of 3 games of tennis every night than to go out and do it in cold wet seattle. And surprisingly, we can work up a sweat after a half hour to an hour of tennis.

    The bowling is really easy on the arms. Baseball can be hard on the pitching arm. Boxing is a real work out. And golf is kind of relaxing and is more of a precision game. Several of the Raving Rabbids games have tested our metal. I seem to be really good at the running and rhythm games, and my SO is great at the shooting and fine manipulation games.

    All in all, it was fun to notice that little bit of pain in the back of the shoulder that lets you know you got some exercise. Something I rarely feel I can do much of anymore, which is really just a mental block and lazyness on my part. Still, if they could figure out some way to get your legs to workout in this games, it would be something better for youth to do besides the regular sit and stare video games that I grew up with.

    1. Re:Wii are out of shape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Wii are out of shape by Coriolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, I don't know, I sort of like it. It's an eggcorn

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    3. Re:Wii are out of shape by Bobtree · · Score: 1

      Wow, I love that eggcorn site. Thanks!

  10. Excellent! by jmagar.com · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This may help the obesity rate among kids. It has been climbing at an alarming pace, and now that we have a workout program disguised as a video game... Things are bound to get better.

    1. Re:Excellent! by brkello · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to be kidding. Using a wiimote will not get you in to shape. If you want kids to get in shape, tell them to go outside or put them in sports.

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    2. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Video game workouts are old news. Dance Dance Revolution came out almost a decade ago, and the Power Pad was ten years before that.

    3. Re:Excellent! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative

      It takes approximately 30 minutes of exercise a day to maintain a healthy fitness, and if you're working up a sweat hitting virtual tennis balls, you will be burning calories. It's like doing jumping jacks.

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    4. Re:Excellent! by Sneakernets · · Score: 1

      OH yeah, put them in sports. Putting them in sports, where they'll learn attitude and respect from watching crazed little-league parents?

      Apparently there's this belief that going outside=getting in shape. perhaps doing things with your kids, rather than telling them to "go outside"? What if you have a bad neighbourhood, or an only child? Are you saying that to cover your fatass so you won't take precious time out of your life, to help shape your child's life?

      it always goes to the old "My job keeps me from doing things with my kid".why did the parents that spout that excuse have a kid in the first place if they can't do anything with it?

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    5. Re:Excellent! by Cadallin · · Score: 1
      Additionally, if the parents don't take their kids somewhere, where are they supposed to go in today's lawsuit happy world? I'm willing to argue that kids today are obese because they honestly don't have the option of physical activity. Most definitely not in the sense their ancestors did 50 to 100 years ago.

      Throw me in with the "having kids today is criminally cruel" crowd.

    6. Re:Excellent! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't buy this.


      No offense, but I don't really care. I'm quoting the standard position of health and fitness experts who state that a minimum of 30 minutes of exercise a day helps a person maintain their weight and fitness.

      I just don't think waving a remote control around is going to do that much. Sure, it's a lot better than nothing, but let's be realistic here.


      If you're getting into Wii sports, bouncing around and swinging at a tennis ball for an hour, that's burning calories. Ask anyone, they'll tell you they felt it in their muscles the next day. It's excellent news for health experts who have been warning about the nation's lack of exercise.
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    7. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sleeping burns calories but it isn't what most people would call exercise. You are waving a remote control around with one hand. This is not effective exercise because the muscles in your arms are small compared to the rest of your body and the remote is very light. To equal 30 minutes on a treadmill you would have to swing the remote around for several hours. The best result you can hope for is that one of your arms will be bigger than the other.

    8. Re:Excellent! by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      I train in high cardio sports for 2-3 hours a day 4-5 times a week.

      I'm 5'9" 160 pounds. Sure I've lost about 40 pounds in the last year, but I still have a spare tire around my waist. I know guys who started with me who are still the same weight they started at. I know a guy who is at least 210 and my height, very flabby, does all the drills, running,pushups, situps, sparing, etc. And he is still fat.

    9. Re:Excellent! by brkello · · Score: 1

      30 minutes on the Wii != 30 minutes of real activity. Some incredibly out of shape people are sore the next day because they are using muscles they have never used before. That doesn't mean it can be considered phyiscal activity. If someone used a mouse on a computer for the first time in their whole lives for an extended period of time, they would be sore the next day as well. Claiming that you can get a work out from the controller is false advertising. You will burn more calories than you would if you were sitting there and watching tv...but the difference would be minimal. Try really playing tennis and you could probably burn as many calories in 5 minutes as a half hour session of Wii Sports. I am not anti-Wii by any means, but stop trying to make this more than it is. It won't solve child obesity or get anyone in shape. DDR has a much better chance of doing that than any Wii game.

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  11. Hasn't been a problem so far... by RyanFenton · · Score: 4, Informative

    I've been playing quite a bit exploring the landscape of the latest Zelda game. As long as I hold my wrists strait while playing, I've found it a much lighter stress than using a mouse. The closest thing to an ache I've gotten was while playing a precision flying minigame for more than a half-hour - having to hold the pointer perfectly still to pop these stationary balloons as the camera pans around your character's flying figure is akin to trying to hold your hand out in front of your body for a similar time... extremely easy at first, but your muscles do tense from the focus on a position. Sitting cross-legged on a chair, and occasionally resting my elbow on my leg pretty much fixes that issue with me though. Swinging both controllers, almost an endless number of ways and times though, hasn't itself been much of a stress at all, even now at the end of the game, and after going through a 50-floor optional battle-fest.

    Nintendo has done a very good job so far making a comfortable and light controller. Players concerned about wrist or arm stress should compare against mouse usage, and be willing to take breaks if they have to do the same when using a mouse. Don't be afraid to rest your arm on something while playing, or to be creative with 'lazy' ways of performing the same action if it must be repeated. And, if it's really an issue, consider getting some cheap light weights (1-5lbs) and do some light exercise while watching TV at night or something - this works for even the oldest or the youngest people out there, from my experience.

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Hasn't been a problem so far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hey Ryan, so how do you like this machine ? Is the hardware solid ? I have a Gamecube and an N64 and the hardware seems pretty good. I have a few other consoles from different vendors, and the hardware seems cheap and delicate. Another thing that I personally feel about Nintendo is that their games are just fun. I have a Sega Dreamcast, and one thing about that console is that the games "just werent fun". Is the Wii like that ? I want to buy one, but am probably out of luck until after Xmas because of the low availability (?).

    2. Re:Hasn't been a problem so far... by RyanFenton · · Score: 3, Informative

      The machine is actually very simple - in appearance, it's just a CD drive with power and eject button, plus the chord to the TV. The only unique aspect on the outset is the sensor bar and Wii remote+nunchuck. You put those together, and it's a VERY portable party gaming unit. The only vulnerable aspect is the chord on the sensor bar's wire that plugs into the back of the Wii - it's thinner than most chords I've ever seen, so would have to be kept out of reach of kids or animals that would be tempted to pull on or bite it, or out of an area where someone may trip on it - it would snap quite easily in such a situation.

      Once it's connected and running, it's a very simple yet effective user interface. The only configuration choice at the outset involving the remote is if the sensor bar is above/below the TV. The controller doesn't have to be aiming at the TV, it just has to be 'seen' by the sensor bar to register movement - orientation and other aspects seem to work wonderfully relative to having the remote in front of the TV. Intuitively, any user of the remote can quickly learn the 'sweet spot' of having the remote in the right place to get the cursor where they want. You can go into the console's options menu to get to sensitivity options, and even see a sensor-bar's eyes-view of where the remote is, which helps to set a single 'sensitivity' value from 1 to 5. Once you've set that, the remote settles into the role of an extra-special mouse, with attachments. Like a mouse, there are certain movements that are natural, certain pixel-perfect aimings that are hard to get just right at times, but in general it works to get fairly accurate relative movement and aiming working for software. It is inherently more three-dimensional than a mouse movement (in games, you will 'thrust' it forward, rotate it, etc.), but the mouse analogy is the most common metaphor in common usage.

      The games, subjectively, are extremely well-crafted for launch games. They offer a quantum leap beyond the advanced tech-demo feel of the Dreamcast release set. The interactivity of the Wii-remote demands a certain ability to explore the world you are presented, and in the games I've tried so far (only Zelda in a really full exploration so far), the meat is there, unlike the rather dry and selectively-interactive environments of the Dreamcast games. As an example, one of the most expansive games on the Dreamcast was Skies of Arcadia - and while it was a good game, it had a lot of non-interactive environments, which for me, really hurt the exploration aspect of the game between plot points and isolated side-quests. Wii games in general, so far, seem to offer that kind of interactivity - but we'll have to see how many games are released, and how third party and ported games fit into the overall picture of what ends up being the Wii games landscape.

      Ryan Fenton

    3. Re:Hasn't been a problem so far... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually the sensor bar does not "sense" anything. It is simply a set of IR LEDs that are located by the remote. That tiny cable is just a 5V power source, and can be replaced with a 9V battery and resistor.

      http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2006/11 /22/6063
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTGSkYRDpWY&eurl=
      http://www.engadget.com/2006/11/24/diy-wireless-wi i-sensor-bar/

  12. Has anyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone made a Vorbcast of their trials and tribulations with their Wii's ?

  13. Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by Paralizer · · Score: 3, Interesting
    She says that while it might be more fun to play the games more aerobically, it's possible to play without leaving the couch.
    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/13

    Also,
    "It's harder than playing basketball," says Kaitlin Franke, a 12-year-old from Louisville, Ky.
    I find this absolutely ridiculous. This article is horribly worded and this quote seems completely out of context. What is harder than playing basketball? The writer seems to make it sound like the kid is talking about actually moving the wiimote around, but I suspect he is actually referring to some specific game being exceedingly difficult to complete. Maybe it gives you a little exercise, but as the spokeswoman from Nintendo says,

    "It was not meant to be a Jenny Craig supplement," she says. "If people are finding themselves sore, they may need to exercise more."

    I should also point out I do not yet been able to get a Wii.
    1. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by DrXym · · Score: 1
      "It was not meant to be a Jenny Craig supplement," she says. "If people are finding themselves sore, they may need to exercise more."

      Or perhaps Jenny Craig of Nintendo is trying to pass the buck. If some games are requiring players to make unnatural, rapid, or exaggerated movements then perhaps it isn't the user's fault at all when they end up hurting themselves.

    2. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jenny Craig of Nintendo"? Explain that one again, please.

    3. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by DeepZenPill · · Score: 1

      I'm glad Nintendo hasn't tried to milk this angle.

      If your fitness level is such that waving a wiimote around is exercise to you, you really need to make some lifestyle changes.

    4. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by nhaines · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or, perhaps it's that when you are presented with a scenario to smash a tennis ball back down a court or roll a bowling ball down a lane, the motions are so intuitive and natural that a player's first instinct is to really swing the remote hard, or to tense up the muscles as though he were really holding a 16-pound bowling ball.

      I found it took a day or two to really get used to making realistic but relaxed gestures in Wii Sports (I still have to try to remember it). I actually take two steps forward while bowling, just like my entire family did when we got together at Thanksgiving. Wii sports is responsive in a second nature sort of way. As a developer team interview shared, they knew they had a good idea going when Nintendo employees who were asked to test out the interface started "throwing" the tennis ball up with their free left hands while serving. (I hate when people share anecdotes but not the source--these were really fun to read.)

    5. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by bwalling · · Score: 1
      Also, "It's harder than playing basketball," says Kaitlin Franke, a 12-year-old from Louisville, Ky. I find this absolutely ridiculous. This article is horribly worded and this quote seems completely out of context. What is harder than playing basketball?

      The boxing game that's in Wii Sports will give you a pretty good workout. I was sweating after a few matches.
    6. Re:Penny-Arcade plays the Wii by oc255 · · Score: 1

      PA is funny, I love their strip. After reading that I thought a Wii-centered LAN party would be like the last "couch" frame in the PA strip. But it turned out we all really got into it and were sliding across the floor bowling, being silly, etc. My right arm feels like I played baseball yesterday (except a bit worse). See, the wiimote has no weight behind it. So it's like waving your arm around as fast as you can, you get those tingles that you don't get with real baseball. Sure, you whip the wiimote from the wrist but I found some Wii Sports that seem to track movement across the room better so I'd give it a real-life motion.

      And now my arm is super sore. Even in the elbow, like tennis.

  14. DDR? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just want to know how long before we get some good DDR games, with a supporte mat, for the Wii.

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    1. Re:DDR? by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 1

      DDR + wii remote at the same time would be quite cool and a full body workout, although I betcha anything they'd put Y-M-C-A among the songs you have to do that way :)

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    2. Re:DDR? by Neoncow · · Score: 1

      Aren't there versions of DDR for the gamecube? Would those controllers/games be compatible on the Wii?

    3. Re:DDR? by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem is that the good dance pads out there (cobalt flux, red octane) are made only for xbox and ps2. And I don't want to have to rebuy my pads just to play on the wii. Maybe if there's a usb-to-gamecube converter, I could do it, since there are ps2-to-USB converters out there.

    4. Re:DDR? by heli0 · · Score: 1

      Nintendo's site lists Dance Factory as an upcoming title for the Wii.

      http://wii.nintendo.com/software_index.jsp

      Hopefully it is more than just a port of the poor PS2 title: http://www.1up.com/do/reviewPage?cId=3153434&did=1

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    5. Re:DDR? by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      I think ParaParaParadise would probably be a better fit for the Wii.

      Also, like I mentioned in another comment, I think a Glowstick Revolution game would be awesome.

  15. Both arms? by Tx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I get plenty of right-arm exercise in front of my PC, but I could do with something that works on my left arm, and preferably doesn't make you go blind ;)

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    1. Re:Both arms? by gknoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... so switch hands? :)

    2. Re:Both arms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not all of us are ambisextrous. :*-(

    3. Re:Both arms? by forgotten_my_nick · · Score: 1

      Pretend it's another woman.

    4. Re:Both arms? by LKM · · Score: 1

      Some games, like Boxing, require both hands. Others, like Golf, can be played with both hands. And you probably don't need to be ambidextrous to use your weak hand to point at the screen and play something like Red Steel :-)

    5. Re:Both arms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just switch arms. It's like having a new girlfriend! Callused old right palm? Boring, tedious. Soft, supple new left palm? Helloooo momma!

  16. Wiimote + Dancemat? by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Maybe it'd be worth coming out with an alternative controller, something you'd need to put your whole body into in order to operate it.

    You could make a dance game with extra detail, maybe. Two wiimotes, one in each hand, and a dance mat connected as a standard controller.

    Come to think of it, that wouldn't only work for dance games. How about a fighting game? Wii Boxing with fancy footwork...

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    1. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You do have to wonder, will Nintendo come out with sensors you can wear on (i.e.) your ankles that use the same technology? I was going to buy a Dance Dance Revolution game but never did because there are all kinds of problems with the dance pads (except for the metal ones that cost a couple hundred). Think about it, if you jump on your controller it's bound to wear out. But doing it optically or with gyros or however this thing works should last a lot longer.

    2. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by timeOday · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I would much prefer something like little WiiRemotes strapped to the ankes to replace dancemats. I was going to buy DDR but I read about a lot of problems with the mats. And if you think about it, jumping on your controller has to be hard on it (unless you pay a couple hundred for a metal pad). Remote sensing (like the WiiRemote) might avoid all the mechanical Dance Pad problems.

    3. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Lynxara · · Score: 1

      Remote sensing would be highly impractical to DDR as the game stands. It's basically a giant game of Simon with your feet, so you really need a button analogue to step on. It's true most commercial $30 dance pads right now are lacking compared to the strain DDR gameplay can put on them, but this is one ill the Wiimote can't cure.

    4. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by dangitman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Something I would prefer would be motion sensor controllers, fastened to the feet, to be a substitute for mat-style dance controllers. I read of many diificulties with the dance pads. If one ponders it, leaping upon your interface is going to increase wear significantly (unless you pay $200 for one made with more durable materials). Wireless sensing will possibly avoid all the physical problems of human/dance interfaces.

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    5. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Kagura · · Score: 1

      Very funny, dangitman. :)

    6. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I for one would much prefer something like little WiiRemotes strapped to the ankes to replace dancemats. I was going to buy DDR but I read about a lot of problems with the mats. And if you think about it, jumping on your controller has to be hard on it (unless you pay a couple hundred for a metal pad). Remote sensing (like the WiiRemote) might avoid all the mechanical Dance Pad problems, perhaps?

    7. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by xx_toran_xx · · Score: 3, Funny

      Three words: mosh mosh revolution

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    8. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see why that should matter. I mean surely you could simply have it mapped out and have the sensor able to know where it is on the map based on the last direction it went...

    9. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by iamhassi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "most commercial $30 dance pads right now are lacking compared to the strain DDR gameplay can put on them"

      you got to remember that all controllers will wear out if you put enough game time in. Sure the $30 pads won't last forever, but I doubt any of the geeks on here would put enough time in to wear one out. We have one of those cheap DDR pads and it's lasted great for the few hours they've bothered to play with it.

      If you really put in the hundreds of hours it'd take for the pad to wear out I'd think it's worth another $30 to buy another one.
      300 hours of fun / $30 bucks = 10 cents for a hour of fun. Not a bad price.

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    10. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Hitto · · Score: 1

      Nothing can be farther from the truth.
      If you feel touchy about jumping on a dance mat, know that the cheap, ten dollar-kind used on a PS2, last about six good months.
      For less than fifty bucks, you can get nice foam-protected ones, with a zipper so you can open it and replace the foam if you feel it's getting old. I haven't yet had to replace it, but it's a good contigency measure.

      Don't be afraid, jump in ;)

      Disclaimer : I said PS2 because it's the cheapest solution, along with a PS2-to-USB adapter, to run stepmania and have thousands of songs to choose from, instead of a measly dozen or so on each different disk.

    11. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Lynxara · · Score: 1

      I've used the Wii and I avidly play DDR. Simple sensor mapping would not be sensitive enough for what DDR gameplay, as the game stands now, requires. You could write a cool rhythm game based around motion sensing (and maybe finally get a home version of stuff like ParaPara), but you couldn't use motion sensing to replace the dance mat in DDR without grossly oversimplifying the gameplay. Instead of having to actually _hit_ a step with some force and a true weight/stance shift, you'd just have to make sure your legs moved enough to trigger the sensor. You wouldn't have to actually put weight on the stepping foot or have it stay in place for long, and that would completely change the flow of the game once you got past the most basic levels of play.

    12. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Lynxara · · Score: 1

      It's not a matter of time; I've destroyed pads inside of a few weeks with one or two hours a day of play. The factor is how difficult the songs you choose to play are. Songs with over 300 BPM or a lot of steps cued to 1/8th notes-- basically most Heavy and Oni difficulty songs-- are simply too much for dance pads to handle for very long. Often songs on this difficulty level can have something like 400 steps to complete inside of two minutes. It subjects the pad to a horrible pounding, assuming it doesn't slide around on your floor so much that you can't really finish the song. The pads are perfectly adequate if you only play on Basic, Light, or most Standard songs-- which it sounds like is all your pad is being used for. At that level the pads are totally adequate and can last upwards of a year.

      Most skilled DDR players, however, end up abandoning the $30 pads entirely in favor of playing exclusively in arcades, or investing in $100+ metal pads that can be rooted in place and have heavy-duty sensors that won't break down under the strain of difficult songs. Yes, every controller wears out over time, but even the cheapest, most basic console controllers are engineered to last at least five years and are considered horrible pieces of crap if they don't. It's certainly unheard of for, say, a highly skilled Halo player to regularly break his controllers as part of using his skills. Cheap, basic DDR controllers aren't even adequate to high-level gameplay over anything like an extended period of time, though. It's because DDR Heavy and Oni setsteps are still designed primarily with arcade and metal-pad set-ups in mind, even for console exclusive titles. If you're not just someone who plays around with the game but instead wants to beat the toughest challenges in the game... frequently you can't.

    13. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reread the parent post, it doesn't say anything about getting rid of the dance mat, just adding two wiimotes for additional challenge.

    14. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by powerlord · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you've got a DDR dance pad, you can do this already. ... The dance pad basically maps to the 'face' buttons on a PS2's controller.

      One gathering, after a bunch of DDR matches between friends, someone popped in one of the Gundam Fighting games. Imagine 170lb guys dancing on a pad trying to get combos off, as giant robots battle it out on screen.

      Scarily enough, one of the group started getting good at it :)

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    15. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      I realize that. I was just suggesting a hypothetical scenario.

    16. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Remote sensing (like the WiiRemote) might avoid all the mechanical Dance Pad problems, perhaps?

      It would, but there would also be a big drawback: no tactile feedback. With a good pad, you can tell where you are without looking. Another would be that the pad detects where your foot touches the ground, which isn't the same thing as ankle position. So for playing DDR, it wouldn't be so great.

      On the other hand, I'm sure that there are other interesting games they could play that would involve ankle-mounted accellerometers and a lot of jumping around, so take this less as a criticism and more as an invitation to explore.

    17. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Nivoset · · Score: 1

      So alter the laser light keyboard thing to work for a dance pad... easy fix i think. even with the controllers around your ankle. i do think it would cause some damage to the gyro's so it wouldn't be an unbreakable version, the controllers last so well in hands because they don't get impact movement allot i would guess

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    18. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by c_wraith · · Score: 1

      A $30 plastic pad isn't even durable enough to last 15 minutes of play on 9s and 10s. It won't be shredded immediately, but it also simply won't register fast runs. If you're serious about playing at home, you need the more expensive pads. But even those have problems... The *really* serious people I know have bought their own arcade machines. At least when the pads on those fail, they're designed to be easy and cheap to repair.

    19. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Torontoman · · Score: 1

      you got to remember that all controllers will wear out if you put enough game time in. Sure the $30 pads won't last forever, but I doubt any of the geeks on here would put enough time in to wear one out. We have one of those cheap DDR pads and it's lasted great for the few hours they've bothered to play with it. Not the Wico from the days of my commodore 64. Those things were indestructible and even managed to survive months of Track & Field 1500 metre races. Torontoman

    20. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately not, as the Wiimote doesn't actually know its position in 3d space very well. It knows acceleration, orientation and - if you are pointing at the sensor bar, it can tell where you are pointing. That, however, is it. I was dismayed to learn that they hadn't just gone with true 3d positioning (doing away with the need for accelerometers and such), but such is life ...

    21. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by LKM · · Score: 1

      That doesn't matter. The remote knows its position well enough, given that you aren't supposed to move hundreds of meters. Realistically, emulating a dance mat requires the remote to calculate small movements, which is entirely possible. There's an error margin involved, but it's very small for such small movements, and since you can re-zero after each step, it doesn't cumulate.

    22. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by asit+ler · · Score: 1

      Actually, it *is* capable of sensing its position in 3d space.

      Proof:

      Put an SD card with 1 or more photos on it in the SD slot. Now, go to the "fun" tool in the Photo Channel, and select the scissors. Pick the oval you want to copy, and hit A.

      Now, move closer to the screen, and further away from the screen.

      Step 4:???

      Step 5: PROFIT!

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    23. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I heard they were considering bringing out shinpads for football games.

    24. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      Given that the motion sensor is an accelerometer, it should be easy for the machine to detect the impact of your foot on the floor - it just has to pick up the point at which the sensor decelerates rapidly. Coupled with the lateral vectors of left/right forward/backward, you should actually be able to produce MORE move options than DDR. This setup could, for example, ask you to jump to the right with both feet, and actually be able to measure it, unlike the standard DDR impact pad which can only detect that *something* has jumped on the pad, not how many things.

      I'd suggest that a game which provides a pair of two strap-on ankle holsters and gets you to attach a wiimote to each leg is not an impossibility.

    25. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Lynxara · · Score: 1

      Well, this is actually sort of my point-- it's a fine concept for basing a rhythm game around, but it's not suited to DDR as the game's coded now. It would need to be matched with something based more on movement and less on impact.

      The accelerometer point is interesting, but how sensitive are we talking here? How long would your feet have to be still to register? Could you do sets of 1/8th or 1/16th note steps in rapid succession with it?

    26. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      You know, you *can* make your own metal pad. The materials cost at most half the price of a high-quality pad, and that's only if you use top-notch stuff (like Lexan polycarbonate for the panels). Plus, since you built it, you know where to get the parts to repair it.

      I used this guide, if it helps:
      http://www.angelfire.com/d20/ddrhomepad/

    27. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      It knows its accelerating towards the screen, or away from the screen, but not its absolute distance. You can prove this by varying your distance from the screen while performing the copy.

      So it knows its rough relative distance from rest, but this is an approximation based on the acceleromiter data. Due to limited resolution and accuracy, this obviously cannot be relied upon to let the programmer know when something is back at its "center" or whatever.

    28. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      I don't think many people would be wanting to re-zero their wiimotes after every step. If you mean the thing will automatically do that, well then it would need to be sure that the person always returned their foot to the center, otherwise you would end up doing some pretty impressive splits when you tried to do two successive right steps.

      In true DDR, especially while going fast, you tend to leave your foot on one of the sensors. Always returning to center just isn't possible with most of the stuff they want you to do.

    29. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      The "sensor bar" produces two points of infrared light at a set distance from each other. An infrared camera in the Wiimote measures the position of the points, and the angle and distance between them. This means the absolute distance is known. If Wii software is calibrating off your starting distance, it's doing so purely for the sake of convenience.

    30. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      This is using the "pointer" functionality of the wiimote. We are discussing using them as an alternative to a dance mat, which would be pretty darn hard to do if you need to keep them facing the sensor bar at all points in time.

      The wiimote may be able to determine distance from the IR pointer (sounds reasonable anyway), but even if that is the case - that functionality is very limited in scope due to its directional nature.

    31. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by LKM · · Score: 1
      If you mean the thing will automatically do that, well then it would need to be sure that the person always returned their foot to the center, otherwise you would end up doing some pretty impressive splits when you tried to do two successive right steps.

      No, that's not what I meant. You're re-zeroing the cumulative movement, not the position of your foot. For example, if you move your foot to the right, the game would know that your foot is to the right, but not how far to the right it is. That way, you don't accumulate errors.

      Nothing about returning to the center.

    32. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Burpmaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I responded to your comment without considering the broader discussion of whether the remote can do DDR. But don't count it out yet!

      The accelerometers should be able to track position accurately in the short run. The only problem with using them is that the error accumulates in the long run and never gets corrected. Therefore, the solution is to supply some kind of correction on a regular basis.

      The wiimotes could measure distance every time both points of IR light come into view. If they are strapped to the sides of your legs, facing forward and slightly up, they should see the sensor bar often enough to track absolute position accurately, even if the sensor bar is out of view for much of the time.

      If you were really desperate for distance measurement, you could use the wiimote's wireless signal strength. It would be noisy in the short run, but the long-term average signal strength should correlate to the actual long-term average distance of the wiimote. (Assuming RF interference remains constant.)

      But why require that the virtual dance pad be locked to an absolute position? It should be possible to implement DDR entirely by recognizing gestures. Small errors won't accumulate because the system will just see each leg as being in one of a few different states. If you know the orientation of each wiimote relative to the leg it's strapped to, and you assume that the player is always facing the TV and always steps onto a button (or the center), you should be able to determine which button a foot moved to if it moved before impacting the ground.

      For example, any attempt of the right foot to hit the right arrow involves moving the foot to the right by a significant amount unless it's already there. In fact, think about breaking the movement vector down into x and y components. The only time that a significant change in one of the components doesn't mean the foot went to the corresponding button is when it started at the button on the opposite side of virtual dance pad (in which case the magnitude determines whether the foot went to the center or all the way to the other end). Therefore, even if the system does get out of sync with the player, it should get back in-sync very quickly. Probably within a few dance steps.

    33. Re:Wiimote + Dancemat? by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      The accelerometers in the controller are of the same sort that trigger airbags and the disk-headcrash-avoidance feature of laptop computers.

      Your feet would not need to be still : the impact of your foot on the floor followed by it's raising would result in a marked and sudden change of acceleration vector, so you only have to detect the trough in the curve.

      If anything, 2 Wiimotes should be a far more capable controller for dance games than the standard DDR gamepad. Four wiimotes should be able to act as a full dance controller with all four limbs represented. I'm not sure how many channels the accelerometer has, or how many the nunchuk has, but maybe a nunchuk (with a cable extension and some sort of webbing to stop it flying around) could replace the arm or leg sensor and therefore you could have full head-to-head dance matches with each player wearing webbing holding 2 Wiimotes in place and all four limbs on each player motion capped.

      Right now, you could play DDR by writing an abstraction layer which converted mocapped leg gestures into hits on virtual gamepad buttons - you would have to cope with re-centering issues, but otherwise it should be simple enough.

      This has actually interested me enough to want to get hold of some Wiimotes and a bluetooth adapter and see what the protocols and capabilities are like. If they are good enough for DDR motion capture, maybe they might even be good enough for semi-professional machinima.

  17. This is great by c41rn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When I was a kid, the only way we could convince our parents to buy us an NES was to convince them that the Power Pad (I think that's what it was called) would encourage us to be more active. I don't know if they really believed us, but that christmas, there was a brand new NES under the tree with the Power Pad. We actually used it for a little while too, though the only game we had for it was some kind of olympic sports game. It soon gathered lots of dust though after we discovered much more fun games. Here's to the new generation of kids who get to convince their parents to get them a Wii "because it will keep them active". And here's hoping that these newer games might be fun enough to keep he kids interested and active.

  18. There is one for Xbox... by dolson · · Score: 1

    It's called YourSelf Fitness, and it isn't so much a game as a virtual trainer, I guess... It's strange.

  19. I recently purchased a Wii... by LeddRokkenstud · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And the system is amazing.

    I decided to see how many calories I actually burned, so I attached a small fitness monitor to myself and played away.

    After about 20 minutes of play, I was up to 97 calories. That isn't have bad, a very light work out.

    1. Re:I recently purchased a Wii... by twosmokes · · Score: 1

      VERY light. Depending how much they weigh, many people can burn that brushing their teeth for 20 minutes. Although I suspect their gums wouldn't appreciate it.

  20. It's been done by camperdave · · Score: 1

    The reverse has already been done. "Video games" built into exercise equipment. Many treadmills have a simulated terrain that you run on. The terrain is shown on a really cheesy GDU composed of a grid of LEDs. Other machines, like rowing machines sometimes have an electronic competitor that you race against.

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    1. Re:It's been done by retrosteve · · Score: 1

      Well, it has, but it hasn't. If Wii really can give you a workout while providing an engaging video gamer experience, it has the advantages of:

      * Working at home on your couch, not at the gym
      * Requiring no big dust-gathering investment
      * Actually being in millions of homes

      This leads me to think it could be both new and different.

  21. If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Mongoose · · Score: 4, Informative

    It has real work out programs designed by nike motion works: cardio, tai chi, yoga, firming exercises, etc.

    It's a program that also scales with use. The eyetoy is a better controller than the Wii to me as well, since you can use your whole body. Like the Wii controller you might have to adjust your lighting for perfect useage and keep an area clear for movement. I also suggest getting a mat as well. I was a judoka for a long time, and I still get a good workout from this system.

    1. Re:If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this flamebait, kinetic is a game dedicated to working out. it might not be a wii game, but it does play into the whole games and exercise thing. It's very relevant to this thread.

    2. Re:If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Mongoose · · Score: 1

      Since posting this I found out about another video game exercise program for xbox / PS2 / PC called Yourself Fitness. I don't know much about it, but it seems it doesn't have an interactive controller. It does seem to have a big 'community' however, and there is a website at http://www.yourselffitness.com/ to browse.

      I think it's great as more games move into helping keep people healthy with real workout routines. =)

    3. Re:If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agreed. EyeToy is much more fun and gives you exercise without any danger of throwing the wiimote. Sure, I haven't seen any RPG or FPS games using EyeToy, but it's probably because of it is very resource hungry.

      I don't know why Wii is getting so much attention, while not many people even talk about EyeToy.

    4. Re:If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "It has real work out programs designed by nike motion works"

      Yeah, those child laborers Nike employs don't look like they ever have problems with obesity...

      On a more serious note, though, they're taking the wrong approach. Nike here made a fitness program and attempted to add fun as something of an after-thought; Nintendo made fun games that happen to burn a few calories.

      Seriously, can you imagine someone in the NES days saying "If you liked Legend of Zelda, you'll simply love World Class Track Meet?"

    5. Re:If you want a real work out get Kinetic on PS2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't played with the EyeToy a lot, but from my limited experience with it, it is very hard to control. I'm sure if I invested in actually buying one, I'd take the time to learn to use it. But there's your buyers' paradox.

  22. Re:In other words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    If you equate "ache" with "injury" then you're just a washed-up, fat, lazy pussy.

  23. It's really not that bad. by seebs · · Score: 1

    I seem to recall having spent upwards of 8 hours on two consecutive days playing Wii games, and only a couple tired me out at all.

    It actually hurts less than a traditional controller, because I can keep my hands comfortably separated.

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    1. Re:It's really not that bad. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I modded you up, but i also have to comment. After sitting down on the couch thats perpendicular to the tv, laying back and playing zelda for four hours, i realized how relaxed i was while playing and how natural it felt to just have my hands resting in my lap or at my sides (aside from the shooting/fishing parts). I dont know about the PS4 controllers, since sony already ripped off the motion sensing, but i guarantee you that the Xbox720 is gonna have separate left and right controllers, probably similar to the current ones, just bisected. Its so natural and its so nice after a marathon gaming session not to have your shoulders and neck cramped up from being hunched over a little controller.

  24. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    and kids would love to pretend they're swinging a sword or some such stuff

    Unlike us: Slashdot-reading-adults who would never want to do anything as silly and embarassing as waving a remote pretending it was a sword. Though, if instead of sword you got a lightsaber... ;)
  25. slightly OT by joe+155 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    but does anyone have any games the recomend for the Wii, I'm pre-ordered zelda today but was also interested in that red steel game... what's good?

    (In case your wondering I live in the UK and we get it on the 8th of December)

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    1. Re:slightly OT by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      I've dropped Red Steel from my list to buy on release day. Apparently it's pretty bad. Buggy, and poorly implemented. Good ideas badly carried out.

      I'll be getting Zelda for sure, and maybe Wii Play and Excitetruck. Really, though, it's quite unlikely I'll be buying many games for a while. From what I hear, Twilight Princess is absolutely colossal, so I'm expecting to finish playing that some time around March. Which is when Phantom Hourglass comes out on the DS :-)

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    2. Re:slightly OT by busydoingnothing · · Score: 1

      I would highly recommend CoD3. I'm natively a PC gamer and of course I'm big on FPS, so I had to see how well the genre translates to the Wii; prior to the Wii, I've always thought that FPS games on a console are unholy due to the requirement of a gamepad. It's a great game once you get used to the controls. At first you will have a hard time keeping the controller still, but once you get used to it, you won't look back. The Wiimote makes it possible to aim with speed and precision. Another treat are the special controls, such as driving a jeep (you hold both controllers up beside eachother like a steering wheel) and rowing a boat (hold the nunchuck above the Wiimote just as if you were holding a paddle). It adds more depth to the game, which is great.

    3. Re:slightly OT by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      I just got mine yesterday. I was really excited about Marvel: Ultimate Allliance, but that ended up not being very fun. Zelda was very addictive, I put the game in and 3 hours later I realized I should get some sleep. Of course before going to bed I decided to try Wii Sports, and I have to say that I think Wii Sports is the most fun game out yet.

    4. Re:slightly OT by Smorkin'+Labbit · · Score: 1

      I think Rayman's Raving Rabbids is great fun. I've never liked Rayman as a charcter, but the reviews made it sound like fun and it is. It uses the Wiimote far better than any of the other release games IMHO, and is also an excellent title to demo for friends what the Wii is allabout. In essence, it's a Warioware title where the minigames are a bot more fleshed out and varied. My personal favorites are the disco-dancing rabbits games and the railgun games (shooting rabbits with plungers).

      Not the title if you want a deep adventure or similar, of course.

    5. Re:slightly OT by ReverendHoss · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I got my Wii I had pre-ordered Zelda, and Marvel: UA. On impulse at the store, I picked up Rayman Ravening Rabbids and Rampage: Total Destruction.

      Zelda is a solid buy. I have some problems with it, but nothing earth shattering.

      Rampage: TD was worth the money, but just barely. Comes with the original Rampage, and (I believe) the SNES version. The new version is enjoyable as multiplayer, though I was shocked to find out it maxed out at 2 players. The Wii controls are tacked on, and I'm sure the game would be just as enjoyable on another system.

      Marvel: UA was a waste of money. Popped it in for 30 minutes, and my girlfriend and I (both comic book fans) decided we'd rather go back to Wii Sports.

      Rayman Ravening Rabbids was a game I actually rank above Zelda in value. Solo, it is mildly amusing, but it's a fun party game. The controls are simple to master, but the minigames are difficult enough to have high replay value. Try out "Bunnies Love Hip Hop Part 2" for an example of this. The fact that the turn-based multiplayer version of the plunger FPSes require you to pass the controller around rather than everyone using the controller they've been using for EVERY OTHER DAMN GAME is an annoying UI problem, but not a game-breaking one.

      The biggest shock was how much my in-Laws loved playing over Thanksgiving. The two non-gaming ~60 y.o.'s picked up every minigame they were exposed to immediately. In fact, my mother-in-law's bowling tips added 60 points to my game. My father-in-law loved the crunching noises people made as Lizzie ate a group of tourists... (hrm, okay, that was mildly disturbing). They went from considering video games things kids do to asking to play the instant they finished their pumpkin pie. The biggest sign that Nintendo had succeeded in doing what it was supposed to was when "Okay, we'll try it for a while" turned into "well, if you don't mind, could we".

      Final warnings: if you are purchasing the system for the Wii Store or Internet features, wait. The functionality is slow, unreliable, and as I found out on Friday, can end up temporarily bricking* your Wii. I'm sure they'll get things fixed eventually, but as someone hoping for a quick, painless online experience, it's been quite disappointing.

      [*] After attempting to access the store, all Wiimotes refused to acknowledge they were synced. Wii refused to resync them because it was convinced it had four synced Wiimotes already registered. No input to the Wii was possible. 10 minute phone call to Nintendo acknowledged it was a known issue, and they were able to give me a fix that got me up and running again. Still, I have yet to have a good experience with the Wii online.

    6. Re:slightly OT by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      thanks for the advice, I might get rayman now... can I ask a follow up question to the first one though, well, two follow ups;

      1) what batteries does the wii mote take, is it just 2 AA and does it come with them? (I figured I should try and buy them before hand if I need them) and
      2) if you get one complete controller with the system (the mote and nunchuk bit) if you want an extra controller is it better to buy another mote and nunchuk bit or can you just get away with 2 motes and one of the nunchucks? (buying both is about £30 so its a bit expensive...)

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    7. Re:slightly OT by ReverendHoss · · Score: 1

      1) 2 AA. A pair comes with each of them, and they seem to last a while. My player one remote is still registering at 50 -> 75% charge. Going to invest in rechargables eventually.

      2) Of my four multiplayer games (ie no Zelda, but including WiiSports) three of them would require multiple nunchucks at a given time. Rayman and WiiSports could theoretically pass the add-on back and forth for alternating games, but many of the mini-games are simultaneous, head-to-head play and would require a second. The fourth is Rampage:TD, and I don't include it simply because I THINK you can play it without a nunchuck at all (movement via the D-pad on the remote), but I wouldn't. In short, a second nunchuck would certainly be in my "must haves" category.

      Note: this is just for my way of playing. Zelda is single player, of course, and the only thing WiiSports would need the second nunchuck for would be multiplayer boxing. So if it's for solo play, you could skip the added expense.

  26. Coming soon from Nintendo... by writermike · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just so you know, this is the new Wiimote, coming next year.

    Wiimote 2.0

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    1. Re:Coming soon from Nintendo... by Scorchmon · · Score: 1

      That's actually a great idea. For all of us a skinny nerds that need to focus on strength training, not cardio, putting on some velcro wrist weights and playing Wii boxing would be the perfect workout.

  27. I did that with Perfect Dark 64 by kdark1701 · · Score: 1

    When I got Perfect Dark back in 2000, I got INTO shape. I played it so much that I forgot to eat.

  28. Re:Not my choice by digidave · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Stop with the "Nintendo is for kids" thing. It's not true and honestly, unless you do manual labor for a living (lifting servers and running cable doesn't count) you shouldn't be physically tired when you get home. If you are too tired to play a Wii game then you are probably the one most in need of the little bit of exercise you would get from playing it.

    The Wii is the only one of the new systems that is made for adults. Single men under thirty don't count as adults. I don't know one man who wants to come home from work and play adolescent games where you shoot other people. Those games are still pushing the same formula that they did a decade ago when most of us adults got tired of them. I'd rather play a golf or baseball game than Gears of War for the same reason I'd rather spend Saturday playing real golf than I would hanging out with friends.

    Make no mistake, the 360 and PS3 are game systems for adolescent boys, not adults. The Wii is the only system that offers gameplay that might be entertaining for an adult or his family. The fact that my six year old son will also find entertaining games on the Wii is a bonus so I won't have to buy a dedicated kids system like PS3.

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  29. wow by SuperStretchy · · Score: 1

    I find this semi-completely asinine... Getting a workout playing virtual tennis? Save yourself the cash! Why not find a buddy and go to the court in the local park?

    That being said, I know there are circumstance where the virtual version might be more beneficial- such as here in New York come winter (8 months of the year), physical disabilities (this could be a good way for rehab patients to workout), etc- but seriously... thats not the majority of people who play this. And the majority probably won't play in workout mode. Oh well. Great compromise Nintendo.

    1. Re:wow by seebs · · Score: 1

      It's useful to me; the amount of the year during which I can go outside and play sports casually is fairly small. The amount of time I can arrange to play tennis solo is virtually nil.

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    2. Re:wow by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You mean, let your children out into the wild, dangerous world when glorious technology allows them to experience the joys of healthy, aerobic tennis safe in your living room? What sort of a monster are you? Ain't nothing beyond your front door except crackheads and pedophiles.

      Welcome to the era of personal responsibility. It's not the government's job to give you a safe neighborhood and a park to play in. If you want that stuff, you need to show some personal responsibility and move to a gated community with a private security force.

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    3. Re:wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Save yourself the cash! Why not find a buddy and go to the court in the local park?

      2 sets of tennis equipment is going to cost about as much as the Wii, and I can do more with the wii than just play tennis.

  30. Re:Not my choice by Shados · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Thanks for typing out what I was thinking :)

    Fact is, what constitutes a "kids game" is quite subjective, and people in different age groups tend to feel differently about it. For example, most people who think of Mario as a "little kids game" are probably under 25 (I'm 24 myself, and disagree with Mario, etc being for kids... Ecco Jr. for the Genesis was a little kids game. Its a total other ball park).

    Ironicaly, the previous poster mentionned coming back home wanting to get high and drink, which (if we're going by stereotypes, in the same way one can associate the Wii with kid games), tends to be associated with hormonal frat college teens, a group which are seen as "kids" by about anyone above 30 and a little less.

    So honestly, away with the stupid stereotypes. Fun knows no age.

  31. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll still be obese. They'll just have huge wrist muscles from flicking their wrist every time they have to swing the sword in Zelda.

  32. Aches after 3 hours: duh! by Knuckles · · Score: 3, Insightful
    In Rochester, Minn., Jeremy Scherer and his wife spent three hours playing tennis and bowling, two of the games included with the Wii. Mr. Scherer says he managed to improve his scores -- at the cost of shoulders and back that were still aching the next day.
    How stupid can you be? Of course after playing tennis and bowling (mimicking the real movements) for three hours will give you hurting body parts. It's the same (worse actually) if you actually go to the tennis court and play for three hours, and nobody complains about that. Some people need to get a bit of common sense.
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    1. Re:Aches after 3 hours: duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you are assuming that he did not know this would be the outcome. Furthermore, no where in the article does Mr. Scherer complain about his aches.

      Some people need to have some sense when posting, and quit insulting anyone at a drop of a hat.

  33. Re:FIRST WII FISH POST! by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I AM A FISH!"

    Mr. Rimmer, this is the 11th time you've failed the astro-navigation exam. Don't you think you're just not cut out to be an officer?

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  34. Re:Not my choice by freakified · · Score: 3, Informative

    As a college student, I can safely say that many Nintendo games, both old and new (Super Smash Brothers Melee and SNES Mario Kart, to name a couple) are quite popular in that particular age range.

    Personally, I'd say the only legitimate "Nintendo is for kids" argument would be concerning the online play, where your identity is hidden to the extent that you aren't even allowed to exchange text messages with randomly assigned opponents. Great for kids, of course, but for the older crowd, a system like that tends to get a bit tedious.

  35. OK, that's it. by dangitman · · Score: 2

    I think we can now officially declare humanity to be doomed when exercise means playing a video game. Could the last human please turn out the light when they leave? Oh, and remember to turn off the console and plasma TV too.

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  36. Re:Not my choice by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    I whole heartedly agree with you. Except I am not legally within the age range you speak of as being adult. Well said all through though.

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  37. Re:FIRST WII FISH POST! by Spokehedz · · Score: 1

    I bet he blames it on Aliens. Smeg-head.

    Or was it the Quaagars? Or the Dispair Squid making Rimmer be so pathetic?

    What I woulden't pay for some of that Sexual Magnetism Virus though.

  38. Re:FIRST WII FISH POST! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone ate meatloaf 11 times in their life I'd hardly call that contantly... I'd call that a rare, nay freak occurance!

  39. Re:Not my choice by Shados · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ironically enough, I'm pretty positive that if Lucas Art comes out with a -good- game from the Jedi Knight serie on the Wii that correctly uses the Wiimote, the Wii sales for the next few months after launch will flat double.

  40. First Wii Sports Injury! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine was playing Wii Tennis with me last night, and he ended up twisting his knee hard and going down for several minutes from the pain after he accidentally wedged his boot under the egde of my couch while playing.

    On another note, I've seen a couple photos of people's cracked TV's, claiming that the two little strings that hold the wrist strap on snapped. The way I play I was skeptical of this happening, but the way my friends were flinging the controller quickly towards the TV I'm pretty sure this can and will continue to happen unless Nintendo reinforces those little strings.

  41. I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by grapeape · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the Mario "kiddie" games you speak of are far more difficult than the majority of the "grown-up" games out there. GTA for instance is a cake walk next to Super Mario Brothers 2 or Mario Sunshine. The myth of Nintendo being a kiddie console is one perpetuated mainly by teens and preteens that think they are too old to play a game with a cartoony main character. Once you grow up you will find that its ok, mario is no threat to your manhood. Oddly enough you will also generally find that immaturity in gaming is usually on the violence for violence's sake crowd. In the end its all about fun and a challenge, Nintendo does a good job of delivering both.

    1. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Final Fantasy VIII versus Mario Sunshine. I wonder which one is targeted towards a more mature audience?

    2. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by grapeape · · Score: 1

      Ok I will give you that one..riding on the back of an overgrown chicken is soooo much more grown up than riding a dinosaur. And besides carrying a sword 3 times bigger than yourself is much cooler than a squirt gun on a backpack.

      Seriously though, they are both fantasy games but the comparison ends there. I could make the same comparision with say Metroid vs Spro the Dragon or Resident Evil vs Kingdom Hearts.

    3. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by Tsuzuki · · Score: 1

      Picking the one FF game that emphasises coming of age and teen angst doesn't really help your argument.

    4. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Well I made the best comparison I could. But because Nintendo's games are aimed at kids I had trouble finding very many games targeted towards adults (by the way, Resident Evil isn't targeted towards adults). For every game targeted towards an adult on a nintendo system I can name one on the Playstation targeted towards an adult. And I'll run out of adult games on a nintendo system long before I run out on a Playstation.

    5. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What exactly makes a game 'adult' now?

      It's not complexity of story, otherwise there would be next to no adult games. If it doesn't require a mature mind's ability to grasp nuance and inter-relationships and plot advancements that don't rely on explosions, it's not a story just for adults. (Name 10 games from the last 25 years where you actually *had* to pay close attention to the story to get to the end. When you're done, try naming 50 just from the past 6 years and you'll see my point.)

      Ultra-realistic graphics with a jillion polycount, FMVs, and voice-overs? There's nothing inherent to the art direction of a game that makes it more or less suitable for adults. There are plenty of people in their mid-20s and early 30s who still tune in for cartoons -- especially the lower budget cruddy looking kind.

      Lots of shooting at giant bugs? Kids love that stuff too, especially the kids who think they're too mature for Mario. Graphic violence and bloodshed? You'd be lucky to see an AA/PG-13 rating on some movies with the same scenes -- and kids would still be showing up to see it.

      Sex? Few mainstream games have much in the way of sexual content, including the supposedly 'adult' games. Unless you're too young to see a breast as anything but a food source or have feelings about dicks or vaginas, you have a firm enough grasp on sexuality to be exposed to it in video games -- I mean what can a pixellated prostitute tell you that the pornos and nudie mags you're sneaking can't?

      Swearing? Kids hear it all at school by the time they're 12, so trying to "protect" them from it doesn't mean games with F-bombs are for adults. If Mario swears at goombas, it is an adult game?

      What does that leave? Games requiring mental faculties children just don't have yet? Does anyone really think Grand Theft Auto 3 is on that list, but not Sudoku or the more advanced sim and RTS games?

      It seems to me the majority of games people consider "adult" are fairly simplistic instant gratification devices that lack complex characters, nuanced plots, or the need for a lot of life experience or knowledge.

      It seems to me an adult gamer doesn't require explosions, boobs, blood spatter, giant alien insects, tired tough guy cliches, or the leading edge of rendering and display technology to appreciate and enjoy a game. An adult gamer also shouldn't care about the perception of the games or systems he's playing -- particularly not when those perceptions come from people who missed the 8- and 16-bit eras.

    6. Re:I'll see your GTA and raise you a SMB2 by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      (Name 10 games from the last 25 years where you actually *had* to pay close attention to the story to get to the end. When you're done, try naming 50 just from the past 6 years and you'll see my point.)

      1) Planescape: Torment
      2) Er.
      3) That's it.

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  42. Re:Not my choice by Shemmie · · Score: 1

    Very well said indeed. As I've said before, I have never had a Nintendo console before, but I'll be getting myself a Wii. True next gen gaming, in that they're attempting something new. And the fact it might get me fit is just a bonus. I do suspect the grand-parent was indulging it a little trolling, due to the number of times he said "kid".

  43. Re:Not my choice by krotkruton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Wii is the only one of the new systems that is made for adults. Single men under thirty don't count as adults.

    You made a good point and sounded intelligent up until that comment.

    I'd rather play a golf or baseball game than Gears of War for the same reason I'd rather spend Saturday playing real golf than I would hanging out with friends.

    What? You don't like hanging out with friends? Have you lost your social life outside of your family? So single men under thirty aren't adults, and you'd rather play golf than hang out with friends. You sound like an unhappy married man (since you think single men don't qualify as adults) who probably didn't go to college (I say that because you seemed to allude to college students being the "adolescents" who play first person shooters) and is unhappy with his job that he started right out of high school, but that would just be my guess.

    That doesn't really matter though. You do realize that you just stereotyped "single men under thirty" while bitching about the stereotype that Nintendo is for kids. Its a lot more convincing when you practice what you preach.

    I'm a 23 year old college student, which is probably why I was so irritated with your comment, who loves the GameCube, not to mention the other systems. My roommates and I play Mario Tennis all the time when friends come over before we go out on the weekends. We play Mario Party with our girlfriends. The Mario games are our favorites on the system, and we have probably gotten more use out of the GameCube than the other systems we own.

    I'm a little confused on why you say that the Wii is the only new system for your definition of adults while your only reason for that is that adults like sports games more than FPSs. Historically, the PS and XBox have more sports games than Nintendo, unless you are counting all of the Mario sports games. I admit I haven't reviewed the latest list of games for the systems, but even if there are more sports games out for the Wii at the moment, I doubt that that will be the case in another year since, as far as I know, it hasn't been the case in the past.

    Finally, my 63 year old father loves the PS2 and plans to buy the PS3. This is because he doesn't like games that require manual dexterity, and the PS2 has the largest concentration of RPGs (which usually don't require hand-eye coordination). He doesn't like sports games and is not interested in the Wii or the thought of using its controllers. The PS3 is the system to most likely have a large number of "standard" RPGs (by that I mean games like Breath of Fire, Dragon Warrior, and FF instead of Zelda or Secret of Mana), so that is what my father wants and the PS3 is the only system for him, a married man over 30.

  44. Re:Not my choice by Marian3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's not true and honestly, unless you do manual labor for a living (lifting servers and running cable doesn't count) you shouldn't be physically tired when you get home. Okay I'm with you except for this. What I do is not physically challenging in any sense of the term. But both my spouse and I are often exhausted at the end of the day. Most people work more than 8 hours a day unfortunately, and add in travel time etc. it gets rough. I'm a 34 year old physics major doing major catch up in math & sciences (because neither were heavily required for the degree in psychology *sigh*). I'm bone tired at the end of the day, and ready to sleep all weekend (as if I could) by Friday. If I had kids to boot...yikes! All that being said, exercise helps with that kind of fatigue. It's just easy to wimp out at the end of a long day. It's incredibly easy to justify with 'I just spent 6 hours in a lab, 5 more on equations, and now I have to do pre-lab reports AAAAH' I want to veg. out.' But I like gaming. I like gaming a lot more than going to a gym, going for a walk, riding my bike (and I really like riding my bike) and more than vegging out in front of the television. I suspect the Wii Workout will be the majority of my 'exercise' next semester. Which suits me just fine if I can also get a decent workout from it to boot along with gaming. :)

  45. North Korea... by Duncan3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe Japan finally realized with North Korea rattling sabers that having of their youth sitting on a couch being fat, lazy, and brain-dead wasn't so great long term.

    Americans reject the idea and make new controllers in 3... 2... 1...

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    1. Re:North Korea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are hardly any obese Japanese, and since they still have arcades gamers tend to go outside more. I'm sure some are lazy, but in general Japanese people have a work ethic that this westerner found a little frightening.

      And 'brain-dead'? You're trying to be funny, but that's just rude.

    2. Re:North Korea... by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

      You completely missed the point. The Japanese don't want to turn into Americans!

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  46. Re:Not my choice by Paralizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I partially disagree with your argument. Before I start, I'm 21 and finishing up college (not your typical party guy though).

    I think Nintendo heavily targets kids, age ranging from around 6-15. What really makes me agree with the statement is that most of the core games Nintendo releases (most especially Mario) is more-or-less an interactive cartoon. I don't mean this just visually, but the story lines are similar to those that you might encounter in a Nickelodeon cartoon (at least the classic ones, I'm not up to speed with current cartoon trends). Often characters in these games do not die, or if they do it is only implied; Mario just falls off the screen or falls on his back, you don't see blood all over the ground as you would with, say, Quake on the Xbox. A lot of the games are simple, and the story lines are not so complex that a kid wouldn't be able to follow it -- although there are of course exceptions. This really sways me to think Nintendo is the family company of the bunch, they really target kids in a safe and friendly environment.

    My dad (45) never plays video games. Once upon a time he had an Atari 2600 and quite a collection of classics (Galaga among his favorites). He wouldn't touch a SNES, N64, or GameCube, and I can understand that -- with the Atari you have a joystick and a button, but with each generation the technology took leaps ahead, and now the GameCube has what.. 8 buttons, a directional pad, and two joysticks? For an adult who might have been a casual game player, this might seem intimidating if he was trying to get back into it after 20 so years. I think this is really how you are seeing the Wii appeal to adult users. The Wii has the latest technology, but in a form that any adult can pick up and immediately begin experimenting with without a lot of hesitation or intimidation. If the developers play their cards right, I can really see people like my dad picking up a Wii and playing it from time to time. However, the key here is probably with minigames, and I see this happening already (Sports and Rayman). If games have been out of your life for 20 some odd years, you likely will not be interested in picking up a game that will take several weeks of casual play to complete (ex, Zelda), rather some game you can play for 10 or 15 minutes then put down.

    With this, I think Nintendo targets both kids and adults, maintaining a family appearance, but still appealing to adults.

    Am I wrong?

  47. RPG style by allresistanceisfutil · · Score: 1

    Most people think that exercising and waving your arms around while playing video games defeats the games purpose. But i think its brilliant, its kind of like an RPG simulator console so you are the character. plus i need the exercise, watching star trek and playing on my PSP all day isnt really good for my health. -Zonk, how do you know so much about the gaming world?

    1. Re:RPG style by allresistanceisfutil · · Score: 1

      I bet a DandD game would be awsome! :)

  48. Re:Not my choice by hazem · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Try cutting out MSG and High Fructose Corn Syrup from your diet. I cut just those two things and found my never-ending daily fatigue has all but gone away.

    I'm not saying it will work for you, but it's done wonders for me. Oh, and MSG "hides" as all kinds of things like textured proteins and autolyzed yeasts.

    Anyway, I'm less tired all the time and I'm losing weight. I'm now trying to start exercising regularly... at least now I have the energy for it.

  49. Re:On Weed... by kertong · · Score: 1

    Red team go, red team go!

  50. wii elbow by Cainjustcain · · Score: 1, Funny

    I smell a repetitive stress injury in the making and products liability lawsuits to follow.

  51. What happened to DDR? by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

    This isn't exactly new. DDR was quite a workout just a few years ago, and Nintendo themselves had that goofy controller pad for sports games some 15 years ago. I'd bet our current bushel of couch potatoes won't get much out of swinging a half-pound chunk of plastic around. But time shall tell.

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  52. Wow, by Shadyman · · Score: 0

    This whole Wii thing is turning out to have more of a wii-action than most people bargained for!

  53. Re:Not my choice by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The Wii is the only one of the new systems that is made for adults. Single men under thirty don't count as adults. I don't know one man who wants to come home from work and play adolescent games where you shoot other people. Those games are still pushing the same formula that they did a decade ago when most of us adults got tired of them. I'd rather play a golf or baseball game than Gears of War for the same reason I'd rather spend Saturday playing real golf than I would hanging out with friends.

    Way to take a not-bad point and stretch it all to hell.

    We know Nintendo games go beyond sheer kiddie value for elegant gameplay reasons, but don't kid yourself, its a game with characters that have names like Princess Peach, Luigi, and Toad, and its coloured like an angry fruit salad. The fact that one can look past the PlaySkool elements to see the interesting game design beneath does not somehow elevate the entire enterprise into the realm of what most adults would call ... adult.

    A console is not made for any range group ("make no mistake" - i love that phrase. end of debate!) Get a grip. There is no 'adult game'. There are only games we sometimes don't like small kids to play. That's it.

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  54. Weirdest Rayman game by Asmor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't have my Wii yet, but I actually bought Rayman in anticipation and played it on a friend's console.

    Anyways, there's this one game where you're looking at a beach, and rabbits in scuba gear are coming towards you from underwater. You've got to shoot them with carrot juice. You use the wiimote to aim the hose, and you rapidly move the nunchuk up and down to pump carrot juice...

    You know, I would have thought that I'd have more staying power in that game, but holy hell was I wrong. Maybe I was pumping too hard, but my arm was fricking tired at the end of the, I think, 50 seconds you needed to last to beat it.

    1. Re:Weirdest Rayman game by Barbarian · · Score: 1

      A real hose is easier to hold up, because it has a constant force from the water flying out the end that tends to hold it in place.

  55. Re:Not my choice by Forrest+Kyle · · Score: 1

    "Single men under thirty don't count as adults."

    I'd like to see you explain that to the marine corps.

  56. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damnit son!
    Sports are for men, men are for sports.
    Don't you get it!
    None of this cartoon wops jumping on mushrooms crap.

  57. Mod parent up by Kagura · · Score: 1

    Informative. :)

  58. Word to the wise: Wyoming isn't far from Salt Lake by AmazingRuss · · Score: 3, Funny

    I grew up in Wyoming, where I never saw a crosswalk, and to cross when cars were coming meant death. We Wyomingites often go to Salt Lake for rock shows and whatnot. It took me several trips down there to understand that you had to stop for the people in the stripey line zone. Stoplights I understood...but these fools were just out in the middle of the road! I must have chased hundreds back onto the sidewalk before I finally got it...couldn't figure out what the hell was WRONG with those people.

    So if you're walking in Salt Lake, keep a wary eye out for those Wyoming license plates. They have the little cowboy on them.

  59. It's Fun by dublinclontarf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For those who don't get it, the Wii is going to make doing a bit of exercise FUN. I used to lift weght's, but it's SO BORING; lift, return, repeat, rest.

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    1. Re:It's Fun by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You just need a partner.

      A frinad and me would play mental games.
      Like name a state with every push, count by powers of two. Limricks was the best. We would be laughing are asses off the whole time, as would the people around us.

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  60. Suburban Women and Men drive SUVs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rednecks drive Pick-ups, muscle car/hot rods, and slammed Hondas.

    hey the captcha is "phosgene"
    as in Allah be Praised the Blind Imam says release the phosgene in the infidel's city /.= al qaeda

  61. Re:Not my choice by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1
    I think Nintendo heavily targets kids, age ranging from around 6-15. What really makes me agree with the statement is that most of the core games Nintendo releases (most especially Mario) is more-or-less an interactive cartoon.


    That's changing with the Wii. Nintendo designed a controller adults could also use, packaged a bunch of sports games adults would want to play, and are spending $200 million on an ad campaign targeting adults and non-gamers. Hardcore types still get games like Zelda, but Nintendo wants everybody playing the Wii.
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  62. Re:Not my choice by Manchot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Great for kids, of course, but for the older crowd, a system like that tends to get a bit tedious.

    Well, that depends. Personally, I find it a real turn-off when 12-year-olds curse you out using l337 speak online. Yes, you can usually get around it by blocking them or turning off chat, but what if you can't stand the way that your own teammate speaks? Turning the chat off puts you at a significant disadvantage. At least with Nintendo's way, everyone has that disadvantage. I'm not saying that it doesn't come at a cost, but it's a cost that I'm willing to pay for a more pleasant experience.

  63. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it would be possible to program a decent opponent's AI for such a game. In other words, would a computer be able to give a decent fight? And not to mention the problem with interaction with player: what do you do when swords clash, but the hand holding the remote keeps going when it (in-game) should stop?

  64. Wii Sports Boxing.. best workout ever by brxndxn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My girlfriend and I started playing Wii together (she pretty much hates all video games and I'm a gamer dork) and we have pretty much decided that Wii Sports Boxing is an awesome workout..

    A few 3-round fights and both of us are catching our breaths.. (We're not in bad shape either.. she's 21 and I'm 24). The one thing the Wii does is get my ass off the couch. Even when I'm playing games like Zelda or Red Steel, I find myself standing up intently and precisely swinging the Wiimote around.

    Boxing, though, is a whole different kind of workout.. I've done real boxing - and there's nothing like it. But, with Wii boxing, you can actually beat up your girlfriend and feel good about it. I love how intuitive it is.. She hasn't played any video games except for Grand Theft Auto (and that she did rarely) and she beats me about as often as I beat her.

    I will admit, the graphics for the Wii are HIGHLY dissappointing. They are seriously bad. I would've thought Nintendo would at LEAST improve them somewhat to look halfway-decent on a 720p HDTV. Oh well.. Maybe in the next round of console wars we'll get a Nintendo system that's a ton of fun to play AND has good graphics. I agree with Nintendo, though.. gameplay is definitely key. There's a reason I have a Gamecube and a Wii.. and no Xbox or PS2 (or the newer ones.)

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    1. Re:Wii Sports Boxing.. best workout ever by Scorchmon · · Score: 3, Informative

      "I will admit, the graphics for the Wii are HIGHLY dissappointing. They are seriously bad. I would've thought Nintendo would at LEAST improve them somewhat to look halfway-decent on a 720p HDTV."

      Have you picked up the component cables? It's the only way you can get 480p output. Otherwise, it's not going to look anywhere near as good as it's capable of displaying.

    2. Re:Wii Sports Boxing.. best workout ever by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      look here.

      Not a simple thing to just pick up.

      I havn't been to a single store in my area that has received a single one of them at all.

      I saw closed auction for over $150.00 at one point.

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    3. Re:Wii Sports Boxing.. best workout ever by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Your not going to find them unless it's a 3rd party brand. I had to order the component cables direct from Nintendo for use on my GameCube. In fact, I still have them. I wonder if they are compatible with the Wii?

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    4. Re:Wii Sports Boxing.. best workout ever by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      GC cables are out unfortunatly.

      3rd party cables are out till dec. 12th (local Best Buy) and the local gamestop says mid December.

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  65. Just a question by OpenSourced · · Score: 1

    I don't know exactly how this controller-thing works, but the article got me interested. I mean, is there a Wii version of "Leisure Suit Larry", and corresponding controllers, or uhm, stuff?

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  66. exactly what happened to me! by peaceful_bill · · Score: 1

    I'm reviewing a Wii for a magazine, and after 3 hours of bowling, tennis and baseball, my arms and back are killing me!

    1. Re:exactly what happened to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This means that you're either a horribly out of shape fat slob or an 80 year old man or already dead.

  67. That's not a troll, that's a hacking challenge! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who moderated parent as a troll?
    The guys is giving a PS3 for free if someboidy hacks into it.

  68. WarioWare Smooth Moves; Glowstick Revolution by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    How long... before they make a actual exercise themed game?

    The WarioWare: Smooth Moves game will have a number of different exercise-based minigames, including running, squats, jump-roping, and so forth. There's a short video here.

    Personally though, I can't wait until somebody makes some kind of Glowstick Revolution game for it. The Wiimote form factor is just asking for it. I'm not sure what would be a good visual interface for conveying glowstick maneuvers, though.

  69. Re:Not my choice by theantipop · · Score: 1

    Pretty well put. The grandparent post lashes out at an attitude that it in itself exudes. The point should be that any general characterization of modern systems is inaccurate because interests among the classic demographics vary pretty widely.

  70. Floor Pad? by mreed911 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you say "Dance Dance Wiivolution"? I thought you could...

  71. no, no questions have been begged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    begging the question is totally different from "raising the question". Please, stop BTQ abuse.

  72. Two words. by JustinVanHorne · · Score: 1

    "Drum Hero"

  73. Re:Not my choice by DaTrueDave · · Score: 0
    Single men under thirty don't count as adults. I don't know one man who wants to come home from work and play adolescent games where you shoot other people.

    What an absurd statement. I happen to play PC games of exactly that genre (FPS games) at an online community that caters specifically to mature gamers like you describe. The thousands of members of TacticalGamer would certainly disagree with you.

  74. Exercise the very reason I want one..rumble? by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    The activity factor is the very reason I like the Wii rather than other static form of gaming. I don't have one yet but it certainly looks like fun.

      Do the Wii remotes have rumble? I've read reviews about how boxing and golf feel weird due to no feedback, even a small bit of rumble would help to make it feel more real and also help you gauge your response.

  75. My shoulders are killing me from Wii Boxing by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 1

    I'm the champion Wii boxer in my group of friends, so I'm always up, and the only way to be really good at boxing is to throw your arms fast for the punches, and I can say from first hand experience, my shoulders are killing me. It really feels like I went to the gym after a long absence. Incidentally, I haven't been to the gym in 4 years, so that probably didn't help. It's totally worth the pain though. Every single night since I've had it, I've had a party at my apartment. It's great game when you have beer pong in the other room, and the people who aren't playing can box or golf or whatever.

  76. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know one man who wants to come home from work and play adolescent games where you shoot other people.
    The entire American army right now hates your guts.

  77. Rumble confirmed by maddogsparky · · Score: 1

    I got to play the baseball game with my brother-inlaw's system (his wife camped out at 3:30 am to get his birthday present a month early).

    When you get a solid hit (e.g. a homer or a double), there is a short rumble in the controller. I almost dropped the thing the first time it shook on my (nobody told me about it, and its remote-like appearance threw me off).

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  78. Wii Tennis Workout by slashzero · · Score: 1

    I've been playing the 1st Wii Tennis training mini-game to get a nice aerobic workout. It's simple enough to keep going without much frustration. What I do is take a step forward on the same foot as the arm I'm swinging with and when the character gets close to the net, I'll switch it up and side step in the direction of the swing. About half an hour of that I get a good workout.

  79. Re:Not my choice by Saikik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That's easy, clashes shouldn't hold like in the movies. Tn the game you're probably trying to harm the person not carry on a convo about parenting. If the swords do 'lock' in game, it gets marked a block and it pushes your character back to a 'reset position'.

    I'm sure if managed properly people could get good at forcing people off edges (or into corners), with timed blocks...

  80. Re:mod parent retarded by OzJimbob · · Score: 1

    He's right, you know. Wii is for kids.

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  81. So when do they come out with heavier controllers? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    If we're all going to be getting exercise from this, I think a lot of people would be interested in increasing that by using heavier controllers. Also, I have to wonder if it's good for your elbows to be swinging your arms wildly for a long time with no real weight on them.

  82. Re:PlayStation 3 vs. Xbox 360 vs. Nintendo Wii by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

    Quit whoring your lame site on any article that mentions games. If you have something to say, say it in your comment.

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  83. Wrong on both counts by LKM · · Score: 1
    1. Little kids don't prefer Nintendo. A recent survey has shown that younger kids prefer adult-themed consoles. They want to pretend to be grown-up, thus they prefer consoles they think are targeted at adults. Interestingly, the Wii is probably the most mature console, since it doesn't desperately try to look mature. It's also probably not aimed at children: It's aimed at parents buying gifts for their kids.
    2. You don't need to exercise while playing Wii. All games can be played by sitting on your couch, vegging out. But you gotta realize that some people actually prefer jumping around and having fun. Yeah, even adults.
  84. Gold and friends... by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    > I'd rather spend Saturday playing real golf than I would hanging out with friends.

    Uh, for most players, "real golf" is a place to hang out with their friends...

    1. Re:Gold and friends... by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      The wii is the first system to get a group of my friends (who don't own gaming systems and in some cases computers) on a level playing field, laughing, drinking beer and playing golf.

  85. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never been outside the United States ever, so I can't be certain about the rest of the world, but in the United States it's pretty much impossible to eat any pre-made food that doesn't contain a corn product of some kind.

  86. Why not play the actual sport? by LKM · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This begs the now cliche question: Why not just go outside and play the actual sport? Alas, there is not a chance in hell.

    There are lots of reasons.:

    1. My console is in my living room. No half-hour train ride to the sports areas. I'm simply more likely to turn on my console every day than to go and play the actual game every day.
    2. You don't need to find 7 other people to play against. You can play on your own or with only a few people.
    3. Less chance of injury. You don't really get tackled while playing Madden on the Wii.
    4. The wheather doesn't matter. Over here, it snows during the winter. You can't play soccer or volleyball when it snows.
    5. No planning or timing involved. Ton o'clock in the evening, dark outside, don't want to call anyone at that time and nobody would want to do sports anyway? Doesn't matter, the Wii is always up to another match of Tennis.

    Generally, I prefer real sports to console sports, but they do quite simply occupy a different niche in my life. Playing Wii Sports takes away from my console playing time, not from my sports time. I'm doing more physical activities, not replacing real sports with Wii sports.

  87. Sounds great for rehabilitation and toning up! by mattr · · Score: 1

    I had been thinking the Wii sounded much better than the PS3 with its current level of games and now I really would like to get a Wii!

    It would be *extremely* cool to have a number of wireless sensors you can strap arond parts of your body and with maybe soft bands you can close with velcro, and do a daily workout to the Wii. It could either be a game (like those embedded games for exercise bikes) or maybe a game-like monitor of how your progress goes. With sound and maybe images (though probably wouldn't be looking at the screen) it can see if you are slacking towards the end, or how high an angle you get on your leg lifts, etc.

    This would be great for rehabilitation, and if it can store your progress you could even get a graph, and maybe a suggestion to add a few reps. If nothing else as a timer it would be useful, for example I do leg lifts to rehabilitate my knees from a skiing accident and though once in a while I get psyched up, it is boring, you have to look at a watch to time so many seconds of each part, and so on.

    I would be willing to plunk some cash down if I could get some of these sensors and a monitoring app for the Wii that would accompany me with these leg lifts and why not pushups and situps too? With the Wii you could do pushups with a cartoon bear on your back telling you to suck it in!

    Anyway I'd also like to say I would prefer trying a golf game than a shooting game after work too. And I have gone 6 months without watching my TV either and done just fine but I would hook it up again for this kind of a "game". If Nintendo knows what's good for them they'll start a new division for this stuff.

    Sony of course will just never get it. I was hyped about their supercomputer stuff promised for the PS3 but so far it just looks like a bunch of overheated silicon that can only be put through its paces by large companies willing to brave the brink of bankruptcy for years on end. And I also was upset to play the PS2 with my very young nephews, all the titles they had were very violent, and made them uneasy, or were just too hard to play!

    Just from what I've heard so far, Wii is undoubtedly the best game machine out there and undoubedly has the best games. I may not be representative but I am attracted to machines by one or two interesting looking games. For the Saturn I liked the Nights game (Japanese), and there are two music games that would make me buy a DS. Doing sports is fine but if you have little time, or just want some pure fun, or have a family, the Wii sounds right on target.

  88. Re:Not my choice by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah, yes, the classic "games where you shoot other people" genre. I'd hate to be doing something that was formulaic a decade ago. Give me a modern, fresh game like... golf. A game where everyone aspires to consistancy.

    Seriously, if you think all of these games are the same, you don't know enough about the genre. It's like saying all golf courses are pushing the same formula. Sure, but there are variations to the theme that make them each interesting in their own right. And there's people lined up to tell you that your golf hobby marks you as a boy in a man's body, just like with video games and every other activity on earth. Starting a pissing contest about who's a man is one of my qualifications, personally.

  89. Re:Not my choice by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    It's not that single men under aren't adults, it's just that a great many don't want to act like adults. :D I know I didn't. Hell I'm 35 now and I still don't want to act like an adult.

    Generally what I've noticed seperates the men from the boys, is not maturity, but the definition of cool and how much they really care about it.

    Example: I have collected a wide variety of music borrowing CD's and ripping them. Sooner or later my collection comes under inspection from people from work and all the younger guys are dismayed at some of the (uncool) things in there while the older guys are jazzed that I have a lot of music that they like.

    2nd Example: I am currently looking for a brand new car. I would love to get a new truck or SUV to replace my loyal Tacoma, I was thinking either a crew cab Tacoma, FJ cruiser, or the new Jeep Unlimited, but my reality is that I now live in England after moving from the deserts of California where such vehicles would have done fine. England has some of the smallest roads you've ever seen and parking can be quite the premium. I have to fold my mirrors and still barely have any clearance to get into my garage, so I've started looking at small cars, in particular the Mini. Again all the younger guys are dismayed at the "gayness" of my choice. Of course unlike them I can actually afford to buy the loaded version which with all the extras, which turns the Mini into a low level, terrain following cruise missile, lot's of fun and hardly gay. As with the music, the older guys in the shop think it's a kick-ass idea.

    In the past I've noticed most, not all, younger guys wouldn't be caught dead buying a game cube, or any of the previous Nintendo offers, as they we're "kid's games". That was until they were over at a friend's house and got sucked into a few crazy rounds of drunk Mario cart and other Mario games. The orgins of these purchases usually either for their kids or for or by the wife/girlfriend. It was after the fact playing a few games with their loved ones that they suddenly realized hey these are some pretty kick-ass games, and in turn got their single friends to join in on the fun.

  90. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Again all the younger guys are dismayed at the "gayness" of my choice.

    Rest assured that outside of the USA, stuff like the Tacoma, FJ cruiser and 'new Jeep Unlimited' (ok I admit, I don't know what the hell any of those are) are considered just as gay as the Mini is by your friends back home.

  91. Re:Not my choice by tpgp · · Score: 1
    Try cutting out MSG and High Fructose Corn Syrup

    MSG is not bad for you:

    "Our study showed that people who believed they reacted to monosodium glutamate were as likely to respond to the placebo (a substance containing no monosodium glutamate) as to monosodium glutamate, although the most common reaction was none at all." Dr Leonid Tarasoff, Former Chair of Chemistry, University of Western Sydney, and MSG Researcher.

    "The public perception that MSG causes many adverse effects is certainly not borne out of scientific research well-documented clinical studies have failed to confirm adverse health effects from ingestion of MSG." Associate Professor Connie Katelaris, Head of Allergy Unit, Westmead Hospital.

    If you really want to lose weight, cook everything yourself, from raw ingredients (like vegetables, rice, chicken). Don't be afraid to add MSG :-).

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  92. Loss or gain of support by jonmcnamara · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Will the extra exercise gain support for video games or lose it? I wonder the affect this will have on american obesity, and sadly I also wonder the "legal" effects. I can see someone arguing that having to move the controller realistically is the next step in the evolution of murder simulators.

  93. Re:Not my choice by hazem · · Score: 1

    You can tell me MSG is not bad for me and maybe it's not causing any long-term damage. But I know when I've eaten it and that it makes me feel bad.

    When I eat it, I get a fuzzy dull headache and feel "hot" like I have a fever. If I get a lot, I feel bad like you feel when a bad cold is starting... a stiffness in the chest, etc. In fact, my ex-girlfriend reminds me of many days I would call her to cancel plans because I thought I was coming down with a bad cold. But the next day I would be fine.

    I don't know what made me think of MSG, but I decided to cut it out. I had it out of my diet for more than 2 weeks and never had the symptoms. No headaches, no "hot flashes", etc. Then I ate soup at a chain restaurant. Within an hour the fuzzy headache was there and I had the hot feeling all afternoon... soon with the feeling like I was getting sick.

    It happened again at Thanksgiving. Shortly after the meal I started to feel it. I managed to narrow it down to the green-bean casserole I ate. It was made with a common brand of cream of mushroom soup - that has MSG in it.

    Maybe it's something else, or maybe it is all all in my head, but I know that if I avoid it, I feel much better and when I eat it, I feel bad. It's a simple choice for me.

    There is lots of research going both ways. The food industry likes MSG because it makes crappy ingredients taste better, and there's lots of research to support that. There are people who feel it's a health risk (a drug more than an allergen) and there's research supporting it.

    What I do know is how much better I feel simply cutting MSG and HFCS from my diet. Otherwise, I still eat a lot of crap and don't exercise. But, I feel much better... rarely have headaches, indigestion happens only a couple times a month, and the extreme fatigue I'm used to is gone. I feel like a new person. It's a simple change that is working well for me. I highly recommend it for anyone else who is always tired, has lots of headaches, and otherwise feels crappy all the time. I post about it often and have gotten lots of good feedback from people who have tried it with great success.

    On the other hand, I know people who were raised on MSG and have no adverse reactions.

  94. Wii Workout.. by wonderg · · Score: 1

    Miyamoto himself is set to make a workout game.. however there are more options... tae-bo games for instance. Or virtual jump rope.. two controllers representing the ends of the jump rope, and if you jump you and the controllers would go up, and the Wii can register that.. The Wii controller is really inspiring me into new gaming ideas... the possibilities are endless. Ice-Hockey games could be made fun and intuitive.. even basketball. And bow and arrow shooting.. press A to hold the string, and pull the string by moving the Wii controller backwards, release the A button to release! That would feel quite real! (you've got sound from the controller too!).

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  95. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes

  96. Not Much Needed by ggKimmieGal · · Score: 1

    Actually... the sensor in the Wii will pick up small motions too. You don't have to work out every time you play, but you look stupid sitting on the couch when the person next to you is jumping up and down.

  97. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    uhm.. you are aware that MSG stands for monosodium glutamate, which is one of the results of protein hydrolysis. what i am trying to say is every time you ingest proteins, your stomach "produces" MSG, so i can't see how it can make you feel ill..

    anyways, good luck with that :X

  98. Re:Not my choice by aussie_a · · Score: 1
    In the past I've noticed most, not all, younger guys wouldn't be caught dead buying a game cube, or any of the previous Nintendo offers, as they we're "kid's games".

    As a single under 30 I can say this is completely not true for me. The reason I won't be caught dead buying a game cube is because its games don't cater to me. I prefer roleplaying games that focus on the storyline. Instead I get The Sims 2: Pets, Super Mario Strikers and Teen Titans. Even with the RPGs it claims to have I get Pokemon, Harvest Moon, Lord of the Rings. While there might be one or two good games on the system, its hardly worth an entire console for them.

    That was until they were over at a friend's house and got sucked into a few crazy rounds of drunk Mario cart and other Mario games.

    Any game that requires you to get drunk to enjoy is a bad game.
  99. Re:Not my choice by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
    Any game that requires you to get drunk to enjoy is a bad game.

    Any game that is not even more fun while drunk, is a bad game.

  100. Re:Not my choice by smcn · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd say the only legitimate "Nintendo is for kids" argument would be concerning the online play, where your identity is hidden to the extent that you aren't even allowed to exchange text messages with randomly assigned opponents. Great for kids, of course, but for the older crowd, a system like that tends to get a bit tedious.heh, i doubt that "feature" is for the kids but rather for the parents buying into the swell of "everyone on the internet is a child molestor" mindset perpetuated by the news media. nintendo is likely just covering their own ass.

  101. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you a fiver he doesn't get headaches from eating meat and cheese products.

    Psychosomaticism is awesome.

  102. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't be pissed that you're not an adult.

  103. Re:Not my choice by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'd say the only legitimate "Nintendo is for kids" argument would be concerning the online play, where your identity is hidden to the extent that you aren't even allowed to exchange text messages with randomly assigned opponents.

    Actually, because Nintendo prevents random chat, I would say that it is a system for adults. Preventing random online chat is not to protect 12 years old boys from 35 years old maniacs saying "Hey, wanna see my Wii?", it's to protect the 35 years old men from the 12 years old boys screaming "Doodz! You suXor fucktard!".

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  104. Re:Not my choice by Phisbut · · Score: 1
    I think Nintendo heavily targets kids, age ranging from around 6-15.
    Often characters in these games do not die, or if they do it is only implied; Mario just falls off the screen or falls on his back, you don't see blood all over the ground as you would with, say, Quake on the Xbox.

    I think the "blood all over the ground" games actually targets young males aged 12 to 25, who needs a rush of violence to enjoy something. Most enjoyable games have no blood at all, or only simulated or "cartoony" violence, which doesn't appeal to young males, but that the rest of the mature population enjoys (see chess, or just about any board game). Only kids and immature adults need blood and violence.

    A lot of the games are simple, and the story lines are not so complex that a kid wouldn't be able to follow it

    Or the storylines are simple enough that someone can play half an hour on saturday, then be busy during the week (doing, I don't know... work maybe?), and then play again the next saturday without being completely lost because they forgot a little detail in the storyline, like that they need to go talk to the yellow-haired gnome in the third village in order to progress.

    So called complex storylines are for people who can afford to play several hours a week, which are either kids, or retired people.

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  105. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you're describing is probably a psychosomatic reaction. It can be quite intense, but that is most probably what it is.

    I should know, I had a psychosomatic condition for a number of years and am happily completely free of it, since I was able to face up to that and move on. It can be very nasty, and it feels absolutely real, and you can't just turn around and wish it away easily.

    Monosodium glutamate, and the disodium monophosphates, are actually harmless and naturally occurring in many foods; you have a whole tastebud group for that flavour (it's the "savoury" taste, umami). They're not drugs; and they're used as food additives, and are no more unusual than salt in that respect (and often used in conjunction with it).

    But, you know, whatever works for you.

  106. It's cord, not chord. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chords = music and geometry.

  107. Hack it and hook it up fo the ultimate by pebear · · Score: 1

    I wonder what kind of snsors can be added to this thing. Can we get some sort of "End of Days" experince gong here? We can put on the brain bucket and experince the ultimate internet computer sex imaginable. Think of the possiblities. Who cares about bowling or tennis. I wana get a real work out...

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  108. Re:Not my choice by krotkruton · · Score: 1

    In the past I've noticed most, not all, younger guys wouldn't be caught dead buying a game cube, or any of the previous Nintendo offers, as they we're "kid's games".

    I'm sorry, but just like the parent of my original post, I think you're completely wrong. This is the same stupid stereotyping. I've bought every Nintendo system (except for the GameCube which my roommate bought) since the original Nintendo. Maybe that is what sets me apart from these people you're talking about who think that the Nintendo is for kids. I've played the Nintendo since the beginning and loved the games. I would call the systems more "light-hearted" than the others, but I wouldn't say its for kids. If you look back at the history of the systems, the Nintendo wasn't branded as the system for kids sometime between the Nintendo 64 and GameCube, so it isn't fair to say that all the Nintendo generations were for kids. This is something that is relatively new in the history of games.

    Also, as I said before, I'm 23 and in college (at the University of Illinois in Urbana Champaign), and I would say that the GameCube is almost as commonplace as the PS2 or Xbox. Most of my friends who share apartments with a group have a GameCube. They may also have Xboxs and PS2s, but those are generally bought by single people where the GameCube is more of a community purchase. If you want to say that the GameCube is popular among kids or people living with friends or girls or Nintendo fanboys or any other group that likes it, that's fine, but enough with this bullshit that "adult males" won't buy Nintendo systems. I'm a 23 year old male in college, and I'm buying a Wii. One of my roommates is a 20 year old male (who drives an old Thunderbird and would fit your definition of someone who doesn't want to be an adult) and he is also buying a Wii so he has it when he goes home to play with friends. No one in my apartment plans to buy a PS3 until at least March when the next shipment comes in (and hopefully the prices will drop a little). We have tried to buy an Xbox 360 when we see special sales like the T-day Amazon 1000 for $100 sale, but we aren't going to spend full price for one. The Wii is not just for kids.

  109. Let me be not the first to say by thealsir · · Score: 1

    PATHETIC.

    I agree with the tag.

    What's next, finger weights for chronic typists?

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  110. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a 45-year-old who grew up with games from Pong through the 2600, Atari 800, etc., I'll second this. I used to wish that games (especially simulations, like flight) would get more realistic. But it definitely seems like "realism" has supplanted gameplay these days in the eyes of the game makers. There are few easy-to-pick-up, hard-to-master games out there. And at $45 USD a pop, it's kind of expensive to experiment. This is why I'm going back to my roots this holiday season...I just picked up an Atari Flashback 2 (http://www.atari.com/us/games/atari_flashback2/78 00) console for my 7-year-old daugther and I to play on. The games are a snap to pick up, and much more enjoyable because I can play head-to-head against someone else. 40+ games for 20 bucks. 50 cents a game...heck, not even the vintage arcade games can match that.

  111. Re: Why not play the sport? Perhaps you can't... by trdrstv · · Score: 2, Insightful
    This begs the now cliche question: Why not just go outside and play the actual sport?

    Honest anwser, because you may not be physically able to. My mother loves Tennis, but now has bad knees and can't play anymore. She really got into WiiSports Tennis, and My dad liked the golf game. My parents (who are retired and don't play video games) now want a Wii.

  112. Re: Get Madden, honestly... by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    Sorry to jump in here, but

    1) The Wiimote takes 2 AA batteries. Energizer make great 2500 mAh rechargeables, I recommend them highly.

    2) Mileage varies by games. I'm getting away with 4 Wiimotes and 2 nunchucks total. When in doubt you can get the nunchchuck later.

    Ok, now jumping in on the previous conversation about the games. Madden is hella fun, and they put ALOT of thought & effort in the controlls. You want to throw a pass, you throw a pass. Stiff arm? You just do it. Catch a pass? Throw both hands in the air like you're catching it. Tackle? Thrust both hands forward like you are playing '2 hand touch football'.

    It actually has MORE content, and game modes than any other version of Madden out there. The only thing it's missing is online modes, but I suspect we'll see that for '08. If you like (American) Football, even if you weren't big on Madden, It's worth a rental to try out.

  113. Re: Order Component from Nintendo... by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    I had to order the component cables direct from Nintendo for use on my GameCube. In fact, I still have them. I wonder if they are compatible with the Wii?

    Nope. Even if they did, look at your GameCube component cables again. Notice anything missing? If you could use them on the Wii, you wouldn't have sound. Anyway, they are currently on backorder, but the Component Wii cables are on Nintendo's online store and run $30 + shipping.

  114. Wiimote has Rumble, The Nunchuck has motion too... by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    Do the Wii remotes have rumble? I've read reviews about how boxing and golf feel weird due to no feedback, even a small bit of rumble would help to make it feel more real and also help you gauge your response.

    The reviewers must have had it turned off in the settings, as it was always in the design. It is in the final product, and works great. The nunchuck attachment also has a motion sensor so you use that and the Wiimote for boxing.

    When you get a solid hit (e.g. a homer or a double), there is a short rumble in the controller.

    Depending on your background noise you might have missed something else. The CRACK of the bat as it hits. There is a speaker in the remote for these types of applications. You get VERY immersive feedback in Wiisports Tennis, and Baseball for this reason.

  115. my list of fitness related gaming stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://del.icio.us/bkd69/fitness

    Mostly gaming stuff, but some non gaming stuff, like palm pilot software and polar fitness monitors.

    bkd

  116. possible to configure/calibrate the Wii remote ... by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    Does anyone know if it is possible to configure/calibrate the Wii remote or IR sensors over the TV so that you cannot just sit on the couch and flick your wrist, but actually have to move the remote around a few feet in either direction?

    Nope, you cannot. The rub here is because the IR sensor they have doesn't detect motion. That is soley for the laser pointer / lightgun function. I can't imagine any of the WiiSports games would play particularly well from the couch, but I suppose it's possible. The basic method of getting people off the couch is the old fashioned "Quit being an asshat, and stand up!"

  117. Re:Not my choice by kionel · · Score: 1

    As a happily-married, degree-holding gaming man of 40, I completely understand why the original poster made the comment about not wanting to "hang out with friends".

    The truth of the matter is that -- at least in my experience -- my interactions with friends changed drastically after age thirty-eight. I don't know if it's a function of age, or experience, or increased responsibilities, but I no longer have the energy I once had to face other people's issues. My family fills my time. The idea of dealing with other people's baggage -- even during a LAN party or console day -- has become wearisome.

    I have a quite a nice circle of friends. Nevertheless, we see less of each other than we used to, and that's really okay. Indeed, I'd rather go out cross-country skiing or hiking than make my ass go numb in front of another marathon game of Starcraft these days.

    I just had to raise my hand to say "I get where he's coming from completely."

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    "'My Country Right or Wrong'is like saying 'My mother, drunk or sober,'" -- Chesterton
  118. Re:In other words by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 1

    I have no mod points, so I'll show my support for the previous post here.

  119. Lazy fat fucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, that's pathetic. I have a Wii and none of the games out require any sort of excessive physical exersion. If playing Wii wears you out you don't need to play more Wii for exercise. You need to get off your fat ass and get a membership to the YMCA. You need to do push ups and sit ups. You need to jog. One of the biggest problems with America is that everyone is fat and lazy. When you go to Europe you're not surrounded by fat asses everywhere you go (okay, somewhat in England, but it's not nearly as bad as over here). How can one live obscenely obese without the desire to change? Being healthy requires two things: proper diet and physical activity. It's not rocket science. You don't need miracle diet pills or Atkins or whatever the fuck bullshit people try to sell. If you're fat, eat less (or better) and exercise more. There are no excuses.

  120. Nintendo isn't a Kid's console. by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    In the past I've noticed most, not all, younger guys wouldn't be caught dead buying a game cube, or any of the previous Nintendo offers, as they we're "kid's games".

    This is the same stupid stereotyping.

    Nintendo got shackled with a detremental image and it's been difficult to shake. It does exist however, and people WILL buy a product based on Aestetic Design (remember the iMac?). There is a Reason the Wii, and the DS Lite look very 'Apple inspired' they want to change their image.

    Nintendo has always had the best Offline 'get some buddies on a couch' multiplayer games out there. That was why you would buy a Gamecube over the others. The PS2 has some of the best Single player games, and X-Box live still trumps anything else out there. So far this gen doesn't look much different (besides Sony losing more exclusives)

  121. Re: No contact? by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    Since there is no actual contact with anything and therefore no resistance I find it hard to believe that anyone could get injured simply from waving the remote around in a natural manner.

    It is possible to hit things unintentionally. There is a bit of 'creep' in your movements that's why I place the coffee table between players while boxing. In general it's avoidable, however I'm sure someone who's too competitive for their own good could get a torn rotator cuff pitching in WiiSports Baseball. At that point though, they need to stop playing competitive.... anything.

  122. Re: Thanksgiving... by trdrstv · · Score: 1
    The biggest shock was how much my in-Laws loved playing over Thanksgiving. The two non-gaming ~60 y.o.'s picked up every minigame they were exposed to immediately... The biggest sign that Nintendo had succeeded in doing what it was supposed to was when "Okay, we'll try it for a while" turned into "well, if you don't mind, could we".

    Ironically I had the same experiance. My mom saw a comercial and asked me to bring the Wii over so she could try tennis. I set it up, and My dad did well at Golf / Boxing, my Mom for Bowling / Tennis (none of us are big on baseball). Not only did they ask to try it, but when the neighbors came over, my parents goaded them into giving it a try.

    I honestly think Nintendo is onto something big here.

  123. Re:Not my choice by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    Monosodium glutamate, and the disodium monophosphates, are actually harmless and naturally occurring in many foods; you have a whole tastebud group for that flavour (it's the "savoury" taste, umami).

    Yes, they are naturally occurring, but to propose that they're harmless in the current doses being used in most foods that contain them (thousands of times as they naturally occur, and in a modified form) is absurd.

    There is plenty of evidence to suggest MSG is harmless, and there is plenty to suggest that it is harmful, especially in certain susceptible individuals. There is no consensus either way and thus this individual's claims should not be outright dismissed.

  124. Re:Not my choice by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    Your body also produces a wide variety of compounds that if administered in doses hundreds or thousands of times the naturally occurring ones would not only make you be ill but likely be fatal.

  125. Re:Not my choice by vorpal22 · · Score: 1

    While there are studies that demonstrate that MSG is safe, there are also studies that demonstrate that in certain susceptible individuals, it can be harmful; in fact, there is scientific evidence that this is linked to a vitamin B6 deficiency. As the metabolic pathway for MSG involves B6, this is not surprising.

    I found I had similar symptoms to the OP several years back and traced the causes to MSG. I felt absolutely horrible for about six months: like I was constantly suffering from a low grade fever and on the verge of illness, although I had no fever and nothing indicated that I was sick. I was having regular panic attacks after meals and couldn't figure out why. My mother suggested that I should try eliminating MSG. I began to improve within three days. While you may suggest that that's psychosomatic, I have struggled with being overweight my whole life, and without doing a lick of exercise more than I had been and without significant other dietary changes, I shed 50 lbs in two months and then 25 lbs in the following six months, which I've kept off for over six years now without any effort while being able to enjoy a fairly extravagant high-carb high-fat diet.

    I did discover that I had a B6 deficiency, which has been corrected, and now I will occasionally treat myself to something with small quantities of MSG and be fine. I am convinced, however, that my weight loss was from excessive MSG consumption. Other people have reported similar results.

  126. Re:Not my choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We know Nintendo games go beyond sheer kiddie value for elegant gameplay reasons, but don't kid yourself, its a game with characters that have names like Princess Peach, Luigi, and Toad, and its coloured like an angry fruit salad. The fact that one can look past the PlaySkool elements to see the interesting game design beneath does not somehow elevate the entire enterprise into the realm of what most adults would call ... adult."

    Yes but most adults watch CSI.... what does that say about their intelligence?

    I wouldn't touch what most people say is "adult".