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  1. Re:Mirror of the movies on Armadillo Flies... Briefly · · Score: 1

    Oh, man, that looked painful!

    Good thing it was inanimate.

  2. Re:The worth of Bobby Fischer on Bobby Fischer FBI Files Released Under FOIA · · Score: 1

    I've had the pleasure of playing former US champion GM Yasser Seirawan on a few occasions (all of which I lost, natch). He is one of those few naturally gifted chess geniuses who hasn't let study impair is social abilities (but he has dropped from world #10 to #40 or so. Very well-adjusted charismatic guy, former Cosmo bachelor-of-the-month, who has had varying success as a businessman and (so far as I know) is happily married.

    As a side note, for those of you thinking all chess geniuses are pale myoptic wormlike dweebs, Norwegian GM Simon Adgestein is a former team Norway soccer star!

  3. Fantasy Emma Peel on Handshake via the Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can you guys get this installed to help with my fantasy Emma Peel choice? I'm really having a hard time deciding.

  4. Time to rethink patents? on Talk To an Astute IT Industry Observer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Do you feel that patent law is driving innovation as originally envisioned by our founding fathers?

    Should we shorten the term of patents in emerging technology fields, such as in software and other relatively new high tech industries?

  5. Let's hear it: on 22lb Ice Blocks From the Sky · · Score: 5, Funny

    I scream!
    You scream!
    We all scream for ice-- SPLAT!

  6. Re:Not ironic on Charles Simonyi leaves Microsoft · · Score: 1

    OOP blew away any justification for Hungarian Notation. The variable declarations stay in scope of their methods and classes. If your methods/classes are so large that locating the variable declaration becomes difficult, then 99/100 times it indicates a poor design.

    The only prefix I ever really use anymore is m_ (class member).

  7. Where's the testosterone? on Comedy Central Cancels BattleBots · · Score: 1

    Battlebots appeals to my raw manly desire to see well engineered machines disembered in brutal ways.

    And to see Carmen Electra in a tight tanktop.

    UGH! ME WANT MORE!

  8. Is it black and white? on Making the Case Against Software Patents? · · Score: 1

    Software patents aren't necessarily bad as a concept. It's the implementation that sucks.

    First of all, software is a nascient industry, and patent terms should reflect that. Patents should expire in less time for software.

    Second, you need people who know the industry to make determinations on what is patentable. Prior art should be given priority, so to speak. A high bar should be set for determining what is obvious.

    But there are some really novel and useful ideas that come up now and then, and some of them required significant investment. If the USPTO did a better job of separating the wheat from the chaff, I think we as professionals could stand to benefit from a properly implemented patent regime.

    But I ain't holding my breath...

  9. Is software a cottage industry? on Economics and Open Source Projects · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Perhaps we're seeing the reemergence of a cottage industry in software development.

    Back in previous centuries, whole villages of craftsmen and women would do finishing work on mass-produced pieces that were then sold by a large retail company. The garment industry still operates this way in many instances.

    As long as software remains a craft rather than a formal engineering discipline (it has elements of both, but each software project is pretty much unique to this day), then the economics of software will probably most resemble the crafts industry rather than industries based on mass production.

  10. Got a guy at work driving a Sparrow on Alternative-Fuel Vehicle Recommendations? · · Score: 1

    Cute little squashed lemony thing. Only one seat though, and only enough cargo space for about one sack of groceries or one briefcase.

    Here's his website.

  11. 300 episodes? on Slashback: Wal-Modem, Culpability, Misquotes · · Score: 0, Redundant

    How come when I watch it's always a rerun?

  12. Re:Where are the thought police? on Google vs. DMCA and Scientology · · Score: 1

    I heard about it. Maybe you should read more.

  13. Forget Explodium; where's Unununium? on The Periodic Table of Comic Book Elements · · Score: 1

    Particle man, particle man...

  14. Re:adamantium on The Periodic Table of Comic Book Elements · · Score: 1

    He meant, of course, Atomantium. Adamantium would belong in the periodic table of glam rock singers.

  15. Name change in the offing? on ICANN Board Spurns Democratic Elections · · Score: 5, Funny

    From ICANN to UCANT.

  16. Re:Independent record labels on Slashback: Galileo, Backlight, Tariffs · · Score: 1

    Anybody and their grandmother can create original MP3 files. There's lots of musicians who play good music nonprofessionally. If that's all that there was available on the Net, I'd gladly listen to it for free. And then maybe the record companies would wise up.

  17. Netly News? on .NETly News · · Score: 1

    Been a long, long, long time.

    Wasn't that bought out and destroyed by Time-Warner wayyy back in '98?

  18. Gets more weird than that on When PC Still Means 'Punch Card' · · Score: 1

    When I was at Boeing in the 90's, they still had many thousands of 80-column punchcards with large square holes in the middle. This spot was filled with a photograph of a line drawing. The card data served to catalog these graphics.

  19. "Some ven look like they might have potential ;) " on CGI About to Boom In Hollywood · · Score: 1

    Did the writer slip into Swedish Chef mode for a sec?

  20. Re:Not worth it Yet. on To HDTV or Not to HDTV? · · Score: 1

    "I would say wait for 2006. Everyone will need one then and prices will drop drasticly."

    So, when demand increases, prices will drop? I'm not sure the savings in production costs due to volume will outweigh the inflations caused by shortages as people come to grips at the last minute that their curren TV's will no longer function.

  21. I just wasted a man-day on Freecell #11982 alone! on All Work And No Play ... · · Score: 1

    http://www.austega.com/diversions/FreeCell/freecel l.htm

  22. For crying out loud... on Germany Wants To Put Time Limits On Porn · · Score: 0, Troll

    Someone needs to run over and remind them that THEY LOST THE WAR!

  23. Database storage in XML format is fine, if... on What Do You Know About Databases And XML? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Of course, this is not an easy question to answer, but the right answer involves knowing three things:

    1) Can certain records be considered 'atomic'?
    This is similar to the RDBMS question of whether or not it makes sense to construct a view or not. View definitions represent a common query. If you considering a query as a means of tying together disparate data from many tables into a single, denormalized set of records, the record could just as easily be expressed in some XML format.

    Now, if that record represents some physical or conceptual entity in the data model, it is in fact a set of properties about an object. This is what XML is good at representing. Decomposing that set of object data (record) into normalized relations may not make sense if such 'objects' are frequently requested; but there other considerations...

    2) Ad hoc queries are difficult when data is stored internally in XML, because each XML blob has to be parsed and checked for the query values. If you don't know in advance if the XML structure even has the fields you're looking for, then you must do an exhaustive search. Some have used indexed XPath information to work around this issue. Since we're mentioning indexes...

    3) How do you find the XML blobs you're looking for. We've used an ORDBMS for our XML data, and indexed on the ID or key values (as defined in an XML Schema) for each element stored in the database. This makes looking up element instances easier. It also makes relating them easier, too, if you use IDREF or keyrefs as your foreign keys.

    Now every XML document has a single root element. If you're storing that document in a database, you could choose to store just that one root element instance. More likely, you'll want to decompose the root so that accessing subelements by ID or key in the database will be easier.

    Got to run off now,

    Jeff Lowery

  24. I can see it coming... on Microsoft Edits English · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates and Michael Eisner get together and form:

    DisneySoft!

    At that point, software and culture will have merged into a homogenized, wholesome, supermegacorporate dystopia.

    Whee.

  25. Re:Daniel Lewin of Akamai died. on More Links And Reports On Terrorist Attacks · · Score: 1

    I hope this gives young, driven people striving for monetary success pause to reflect on what is truly important in their lives.