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  1. Re:Hack on SETI@Home 2nd Look at Possible Hits · · Score: 1

    So you mean to tell me that the Aliens didn't really get first post?

  2. Re:Hmmm... on McDonalds to go Wireless? · · Score: 1

    2) Some McDonald's don't want patrons staying for more than a half hour (case in point, McDonald's in the North Side of Pittsburgh). Would that policy be changed if you get an hour of access with an Extra Value Meal?

    The policy in most metropolitan McD's is this: Overstay your half hour => Be fed to the Grimace

  3. Re:Speaking of innovation with browsers on Why Browser Innovation Matters · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where the hell is phoenix

    Ummmm. Arizona?

    *ducks* :)

  4. Re:Immediate "Contact the Author" form? on Slashdot Subscribers Now See The Future · · Score: 1

    A going concern here is that the trolls may subscribe for the almighty first post privilege. Lets take your idea to its logical extent for funny karma whoring:

    Select troll:

    [] BSD is dying

    [] Imagine a beowulf cluster of these

    [] Goatse.cx

    [] Fsck Jon Katz

    [] Vi vs. Emacs

    [] Fsck Jon Katz again

  5. Re:How many of the folks out there have been hacke on Hack Attacks Revealed, Second Edition · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got egg on my face when I took my laptop with shiny new wireless nic to H2K2 last summer. They had a NOC with both wired and 802.11b networks where I met up with some PSU alums.

    Within a matter of minutes, my laptops caps/num lock lights flashed and the machine shut down. Turns out that sendmail (which I left on like a dumbass) was overflowed to a root console, where the leet script kiddy typed halt to shut off my laptop.

    Wasn't an all-out attack, but a lesson learned. Now I'm much more consciencious about keeping rpms up to date and keeping unnecessary services from running.

  6. Re:It only gets better! on Helms Deep Battle Recreated In Doom · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm just waiting to see Attack of the CLones as a .WAD so I can play it.....

    Don't waste your time. There is no hot grits weapon to use on Natalie Portman.

  7. Re:Woo! on LOTR: War of the Ring Real-Time Strategy Game · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you think thats great, you'll freak when you see my backyard.

  8. Re:Ugh... on Windows vs. Unix Revisited · · Score: 1

    No way. This is the real deal. (Safe for work)

    porn-get. Thats all I'm saying.

  9. Re:That's not really the problem. on NYT on RFID Tags · · Score: 4, Funny

    Suddenly You and your panties are trackable in every store you go to

    Taking this suggestion from the automobile tire RFID thread, why not just swap panties with strangers?

    Take THAT Big Brother!

  10. Re:Marketing on LGP Announces Game Development Project · · Score: 1

    I've sure as heck never seen a Linux-specific game on a shelf at Best Buy or some other place like that.

    Try your local Microcenter. The one near me has quite a bit of shelf space dedicated to Linux. They also sell the Loki titles as well as Tuxracer.

  11. Re:If only someone could die of SPAM on Interesting Privacy Decision in New Hampshire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man crushed by immense penis. Film at eleven.

  12. Re:Duh! is the only appropriate response on Negative Effects of Workplace Net Monitoring · · Score: 5, Funny

    it ought to be dealt with on a performance basis rather than using a squid enforced police state.

    I, for one, welcome our calamari overlords.

    *ducks*

  13. Re:Please Someone Explain to me... on E-commerce Sites to Collect Sales Taxes Nationwide · · Score: 1

    I have this happen every time I order from Office Depot. They collect sales tax in every state in which they have a business presence.

  14. Re:Why? on Baked Apple · · Score: 2, Funny

    Perhaps she thought that overclock and overcook were synonymous.

  15. In other news... on Linux on the iPod · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco is in the running for the role of Jimmy Two-Times for the remake of Goodfellas.

    Film at 11

    and again at 12.

  16. Overkill? on Ask Internet Expert Dave Barry · · Score: 1


    I've read your column and a few of your books and enjoyed them all, but one thing has stood out in my mind: the rock band joke.


    For those of you unfamiliar with his columns, there is almost always a line to the effect of "this would make a great name for a rock band" after an uncommon grouping of words.

    Do you have a bet with your editor or agent on the amount of mail you'd get on this topic?

    or will "dr_dank is a nitwit" be a good name for a rock band?

  17. Re:ClearChannel ruined radio on Sen. Feingold Reintroduces Radio Competition Bill · · Score: 1

    Every radio station in every city that's making any money is probably 9 times out of 10 part of ClearChannel's vast network (dare I say monopoly) of radio stations across the United States.

    Got that right. From the day after Thanksgiving all the way to Christmas, many CC stations began playing an ALL CHRISTMAS MUSIC FORMAT this past year. If you think Britney Spears is obnoxious, try three different renditions of Jingle Bells in a 90 minute period.

  18. Re:Linux needs marketing on 25 Best Linux Games · · Score: 1

    Because it's wizard-based, and any monkey can do that... less chance of returned product

    At the risk of going slightly o/t, I thought you'd find Jimmy Hoffa before you'd get an opened software product refunded at most stores.

  19. Re:Bring it on on P2P File Sharing Could Cost You A Bundle · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll go to jail for what I believe in. .. said the anonymous coward.

  20. Out with a bang? on Nintendo Confirms New Console In 2005 · · Score: 1

    When we withdraw from the home game console, that's when we withdraw from the video game business.

    And when that day comes, will they flush everyones favorite plumber down the toilet?

  21. Re:Tinfoil Shielding.... on Michelin to Include RFID Transmitter in Every Tire · · Score: 4, Funny

    Three words:

    Tin Foil Rims

    Guarantees a fly ride for the paranoid gangsta. Oh yeah.

  22. Re:10 Fun Facts! About Linux World on Businessweek Covers Linuxworld · · Score: 1

    11 fun facts in a 10 fun facts post... Taco, is that you? ;)

  23. Must... Lash... Out.... on Judge Decides X-Men Aren't Human · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here's a guy who changes his clothes in a phone booth and flies through the air," says Mr. Cooper. "Does that mean he's now an animal?"

    No,it means HE AIN'T REAL!

    Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to walk my Incredible Hulk.

  24. Social Engineering on Ask Kevin Mitnick · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read your book and attended H2K2 last summer (I look forward to seeing you speak at the next one). I meant to ask this question to the Social Engineering panel:

    Do you have any stories about Social Engineering gone awry? That is, a situation where the mark saw right through your ruse and you just couldn't pull it off.

  25. Hackers Delight? on Hacker's Delight · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What you hear is not a test, I'm hacking to the beat.