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  1. Harmless inert plastic found in water inside a plastic bottle.

    FTFY

  2. Re:This is why there is a shortage of women in tec on Google's Next Android Overhaul Will Embrace iPhone's 'Notch' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    I love trolling creimertards. So predictable. So much fun.

  3. Re:Did I read this right... on Google's Next Android Overhaul Will Embrace iPhone's 'Notch' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    Oh, really? I would love to have a floppy drive for my Commodore computer when I was a little girl. Cassette tapes were easier to find and more affordable. :P

  4. Re:Ban Blacksmiths on YouTube Kids App Still Showing Disturbing Videos (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    "I'm not that old. "

    You're 50. You saw reruns plenty of times.

    I'm 30.

    "I'm the AC "

    Cough. Christopher Dale Reimer.

    Nope. I'm just a girl who knew creimer back in the day and now live in NYC.

    " marking your comments with "Creimertard. Mod down.""

    Every AC is creimertard. Sure, Chris.

    Grow up, asshole.

  5. Re:Ban Blacksmiths on YouTube Kids App Still Showing Disturbing Videos (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    You mean Daniel Boone?

    I'm not that old. The Woodwright's Shop. http://www.pbs.org/woodwrightsshop/home/

    BTW, MOD DOWN creimer's sockpocket!!!!

    I'm the AC who is marking your comments with "Creimertard. Mod down." Now fuck off.

  6. I recently took Uber to the grocery store while my car was getting fixed at the mechanic's. The GPS told the driver to drop me off behind the grocery store. Driver would have done it if I haven't pointed out the error.

  7. Re:Ban Blacksmiths on YouTube Kids App Still Showing Disturbing Videos (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: -1

    When I was a kid we watched programs about building log cabins in the forest. Except we lived in the city. So much for the American frontier spirit.

  8. If only Zunes could be removed for inappropriate content

    FTFY — The free marketplace already took care of that Microsoft marketing problem.

  9. Re:The book they need isn't a CS book. on High School Computer Science: Look Ma, No Textbooks! · · Score: -1

    It's Responsible Computing for CS majors.

  10. Re:How is that news? on Robot Delivery Vans Are Arriving Before Self-Driving Cars (bloomberg.com) · · Score: -1

    Nothing hurts worse than getting hit by a pizza with everything on it.

  11. Google is a mature company, I'm bored and the masseur turned me down for a date.

  12. Re:I applied at the Creimer School of Shitposting on More Colleges Than Ever Have Test-Optional Admissions Policies (theconversation.com) · · Score: -1

    Creimer had to pick up bottle and cans during his first year of college because his blue-collar family didn't believe in college. He later got a job at the bookstore warehouse and worked 30 hours per week while attending classes. Not bad for someone who graduated from the eighth grade in Special Ed, skipped high school and worked in construction before going to college via the Adult Re-Entry Program. After graduating with an A.A. in General Ed, he started his technical career and later went back to community college to learn Computer Programming, earning a 4.0 GPA and making the president's list while working 60+ hours per week as a lead video game tester and teaching Sunday school.

  13. My friends and I will be celebrating Jewish Food Holiday Day (Christmas Day) at a Chinese restaurant this evening.

  14. Re:WOOHOO! So it can cross a river! on China Has Launched the World's First All-Electric Cargo Ship (futurism.com) · · Score: -1

    I missed the days that I weren't being shitposted by creimer's Pedobear Trolls.

  15. Re:WOOHOO! So it can cross a river! on China Has Launched the World's First All-Electric Cargo Ship (futurism.com) · · Score: -1

    The widest river in the world is the Río de la Plata at 140 miles. The cargo ship will have to carry extra battery packs — or burn coal — to make it across.

    http://www.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_widest_river

  16. Re:don't be like creimer on What Mistakes Can Stall An IT Career? (cio.com) · · Score: -1

    Who knew that creimer was overworked in his job? One person to do his regular job. One person to shitpost and spam Slashdot all day. One person to clean out all those overflowing IT closets.

  17. Up yours Marvel! on Apple Is Reportedly Buying Shazam For Nearly Half a Billion Dollars (phonedog.com) · · Score: -1

    I always get those characters mixed up with Marvel's Marvel.

  18. I had no idea that Apple like Marvel movies that much.

  19. Re:Anonymous Cashews is actually CREIMER/CDREIMER on Qualcomm Snapdragon 845 Boosts CPU and GPU Performance, Delivers 4K HDR Capture, 3x Faster AI Processing (hothardware.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Please ignore/abuse/shame his fatness.

    You can't fat shame a person who has accepted his own body. Please end this ungodly fixation and stop fucking the neighbors' goats.

  20. Apparently the Amish are trying to takeover bitcoins. https://bitcointalk.org/index....

  21. Four consecutive articles about AI. I guess that's better than four consecutive articles about bitcoins. Must be a slow news day.

  22. Zee children, boss, zee children! on Health Secretary Hits Out at Facebook's New App, Says 'Stay Away From My Kids' (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    Children is where the money is at these days. From youngsters who binge watch videos to teenagers with allowances to spend.

  23. Some lazy journalist and/or editor will take a well-crafted PR statement, make a few changes and publish it as a story.

  24. A machine learning algorithm decides which video gets monetized based on metadata (title, description and tags), thumbnail content and viewer comments. The results haven't been very consistent since the algorithm is still learning. Not sure if that kind of algorithm can be applied to children content.

  25. How many people does it take to look at 500+ hours of video per minute that is uploaded to YouTube?