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USA Busted Trying to Bug China's Presidential 767

morcheeba writes "A new Boeing 767-300ER was refitted to become China's presidental aircraft. What goes into a plane like this? Besides the bedroom, sitting room, bath with a shower, there was a 48" TV, satellite communications, anti-missile defense systems and advanced avionics. And oh yeah, numerous high-tech listening devices. Wonder how those got in. Read the article at washingtonpost.com." CD: The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?

510 comments

  1. China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by ekrout · · Score: 0

    That's like President Bush sending damaged helicopters to Afghanistan to be "repaired" by Al Quida...

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    1. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Kwikymart · · Score: 1

      What the hell? That is a really bad analogy. There would be no reason to get the helicopters fixed by Al Quida. China is getting planes from one of the only places on earth where they produce them; they have to get them from somewhere. China buying planes from Boeing is logical, unlike your analogy.

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    2. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a joke. Your intellect is comparable to that of a garden tool.

    3. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > they have to get them from somewhere

      Just maybe: next time theyll think of using Europes Airbus

    4. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your ability to joke is less than a garden tool

    5. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, yes! Which do we fear most? Being bugged by the U.S. or dying in a fiery crash?

    6. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, Europeans would never dream of using espionage.

      Well, okay, actually it's more like King Louis said: "You do it. Everybody does it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again!"

    7. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Kwikymart · · Score: 1

      It was a joke.

      That was supposed to be a joke? Please dont attempt to make jokes when you are obviously not capable of being funny in any form. I can assure you that was the worst joke I have ever heard.

      Your intellect is comparable to that of a garden tool

      Please dont try to pull this typical slashdot-esque superiority bullshit routine. First of all, you are too much of a little girl to even make this claim under a real account. Second, you have no grounds to make that insult Your logic is faulty in every sense. You base this on the fact that I didnt get your "joke". You should realize that when you post shit like that we cannot see you winking. The only way one could ever make this joke in real life would be to put it in to a sarcastic context. The truth is, the only thing here that is a joke is you. You should think for a second before you go ahead and submit this trash to the comments section for a story.

      Please get off of AOL and learn how things are done.

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    8. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up Kike.
      Everyone know the French make better aircraft.

    9. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by uxb · · Score: 1

      ha! The French/German aircraft is slower and less efficient due to POOR aerodynamics.
      Boeing is a far superior aircraft to Airbus.

    10. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by Roskolnikov · · Score: 1

      They should have ordered the plane as a
      shell and retrofitted it themselves;
      in the same situation I am sure they
      would do the same thing...
      They should have known better.

      jmho

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    11. Re:China Finds Bugs on Jet Refitted in U.S. by iamplasma · · Score: 1

      I can just see a "Boeing vs Airbus" holy war starting here... at least it's a good change from Linux vs Microsoft and the like.

  2. Whole new meaning to the term Bedbug! by AtomicSushi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't let the CIA bite.

  3. Whoah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just when people were starting to trust the US government they up and do something like this!

    1. Re:Whoah! by tdelaney · · Score: 1

      Trust the US govt? When they have once again proven that they think laws only apply to them when it's to their advantage? (Note - not talking about bugging the plane here).

      I don't think so.

      I can't say my govt (Australia) has had a stellar record, but we're quite simply not big enough to get away with what the US is doing ...

  4. What's up with washington post today? by epsalon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they set their watches wrong, and are now set to Apr 1st?
    Could it be true?

    1. Re:What's up with washington post today? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, the US government would NEVER do anything underhanded. Wake up, chief. Check dictionary.com for naive.

  5. Pillow talk, obviously. by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The bug in the headboard? For picking up pillow talk, obviously.
    -russ

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    1. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zhang tao dao foo chi wehn kay nofo asana ninja wang boom boom hei xhao. translation: "hey baby... wanna do it?"

    2. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by charlie · · Score: 2
      Let me get this straight: they stuck a bugging device in the headboard of the Chinese premier's bed so they could listen in on pillow talk?

      Gee, I'd love to join the Mile High Club when I'm in my eighties, too!

      (Clue: if Tony Blair had a VIP transport of his own, this theory might make sense. But Chinese heads of state seem to get the office on account of having outlived all their grandchildren ...)

    3. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You fucking genius you! How the hell is this insightful?

    4. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may be ancient, but I'm sure he's boinking Asia Carrera in his plane all the same. It's good to be the head of a nuclear power.

    5. Re:Pillow talk, obviously. by hyoo · · Score: 2

      Those x10.com ads are infecting the world.

  6. My favorite quote by anonymous+loser · · Score: 5, Funny
    A CIA spokesman, Bill Harlow, declined to comment on the report, saying, "We never comment on allegations like these, as a matter of policy."
    ...except when we didn't do it.
    1. Re:My favorite quote by Anonymous+Pancake · · Score: 0, Insightful

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    2. Re:My favorite quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stop being such an asshole and you won't be on everyone's foes list.


      But then you can't stop, can you? Loser.

    3. Re:My favorite quote by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 2

      No, the policy is just as stated, never comment on them. Hence the saying, I can neither confirm nor deny ...

  7. Washington Post Okay?? by SuperDuG · · Score: 1, Troll
    Alright I mean lets look at the past two articles here. AOL (the epitemy of newbiews) is going to buy RedHat. And now ... USA puts listening devices in a Hostile Nuclear Countries Presidential AirPlane????

    Ummmm I'm just waiting for the washingtonpost to actually post these stories in their paper before I believe them ... and I would really like to see other sources.

    Right now it's looking like someone is having fun with their systems and submitting the faked stories to slashdot. I mean really ... since when does slashdot link to any paper besides the (Registration Required) NY Times?

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    1. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... Redundant....

    2. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by Derkec · · Score: 2, Informative

      Listening to NPR tonight, the BBC also mentioned this story. It's not just the Washington Post on this one.

    3. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, si fogort SuperDuG si coreky. zTo also si si fogort, fogort!!!!

    4. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by DjReagan · · Score: 2, Informative

      The BBC also has an article about it. Seems fairly legit to me.

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    5. Re:Washington Post Okay?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Btw China is not a Hostile Nuclear Country of the US, otherwise the president would not have taken the risk of buying an aircraft from them.

  8. New joke by epsalon · · Score: 1, Troll

    How's M$ software like chineese plains?
    Both are filled with bugs that are hack by the Chineese.

    Payback for CodeRed anyone?

  9. What saddens me the most about this. . . by Cyberllama · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Is how the description of the plane makes it sound so extravagant while clearly most of the people in China do not even have houses that nice. China gives communism a bad name...to many people have learned to associate "communism" with the countries who exemplify it the least. Whatever happened to "No man should have two overcoats until every man has one?"

    1. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by canadian_right · · Score: 2, Interesting
      And Bush lives as well as an average American?

      That is an odd thing to complain about when there are so many other glaring human rights problems that are much more serious in china.

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    2. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by efgbr · · Score: 1

      This is not exclusive to China, it happens everywhere. (yes, in the US too).

    3. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dumbass... we aren't communist so we never made the claim of meterial equality for all.

    4. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by f00zbll · · Score: 1
      The only answer to that is live in china for a few years and you'll know first hand. A decent substitute to living in china for 10 years is watch about 100 chinese movies, learning chinese and immersing yourself in the local china town. Some good movies on the "People's revolution" and chinese history are:

      farewell my concubine
      to live
      Qui Ju
      life on a string
      raise the red lantern
      red firecracker, green firecracker
      raise the red lantern

      Historically, most of the people have been poor. All the way from Ching dynasty to the present. I doubt having bugs in the plane will really create additional problems as the article stated. Both government already expect this kind of behavior. They're simply using it to embarras Bush and the administration.

    5. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by dangermouse · · Score: 2, Flamebait
      ... and Air Force One kicks my apartment's ass. My apartment is probably about average. Therefore, by the transitive property of ass-kicking and the associative property of silly comparisons, your point is moot.

      China doesn't give Communism a bad name, Communism gives Communism a bad name. Can you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?

      Now, a certain degree of socialism, on the other hand... I'm down with that.

    6. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      China gives communism a bad name

      Bahah. And this gets modded up to insightful. Let me guess, your European? Typical slashdot, leftist moron. When will you fucktards ever learn?

    7. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Y-Crate · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      China doesn't give Communism a bad name, Communism gives Communism a bad name. Can you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?

      All so-called "Communist" nations are about as far from true Communism as you can get, and are nothing more than petty dictatorships that operate under the guise of being Communist. I find it amazing most people fail to realize this.

    8. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by spacey · · Score: 3, Interesting
      China gives communism a bad name....

      Nah, communism did that for itself. Come on - Marx wrote books to pay for his kids education, travel, etc. then on to Lenin, Stalin, and everything that made russia what it is today (which is: not a communist country).

      Communism is a really interesting idea, and a very noble set of ideals. But what it comes down to is controlling people, and all it takes when you have power is one person to use it and all those lofty goals are subverted.

      Final note: in business or in government, don't trust 5 year plans that don't have month-by-month goals. 'Cause no-one can procrastinate that much and still do the work.

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    9. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      China gives communism a bad name

      Which country gives communism a good name then? Seriously I'm curious.

      Many people who are `anti-communism' are so not because the dreamed premise is bad, but rather because practically it always seems to devolve into China, the USSR, North Korea, etc. See the book Animal Farm : It's called human nature and it is virtually inevitable in such a scenario.

    10. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually that is exactly what makes a Communist country Communist. The fact that the government has to force you to live in such a system.

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    11. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Thunderhead · · Score: 1
      Can you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?
      I don't know about "shining beacon" (has there been one since Caesar's Rome?) But I have to put forward the Union of Socialist Soviet Republics.

      In 1917, the Russians were a pre-industrialized nation of very poor and very ignorant peasants.

      By 1943, the USSR had built up the industrial infrastructure necessary to open up a can-o-whopass on the Nazis. No small achievement.

      In the 60s, the USSR put the first satellite in orbit, the first man in space, and probably would have beat the US to the moon if Chief Designer Korolyev hadn't died and the N-2 program hadn't been so badly botched.

      They had the whole Western world quaking in their boots for fifty years. The USSR consistently put forward great advances physics and mathematics, and their engineers were among the best in the world.

      Say what you will about the excesses of Stalin and his succesors, no one denies them. Dictators are antithetical to true communism, and modern communist do well to disown Stalin, Mao, and to a certain degree, Castro. Yet cannot we deny the scientific, social, educational and industrial achievements of the USSR, nor deny that, unlike the current governments of some prosperous nations, the Soviets under Lenin actually tried to do good by the little people.
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    12. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      For someone so enamoured of Communism, you seem not to have done much reading.

      The first act in which the state really comes forward as the representative of the whole of society - the taking possession of the means of production in the name of society - is at the same time its last independent act as a state. The interference of the state power in social relations becomes superfluous in one sphere after another, and then dies away of itself. The government of persons is replaced by the administration of things and the direction of the processes of production.

      So saith Frederick Engels. In summary, you need a state to take the extant wealth from its owners and to transition to a classless society where the state concerns itself merely with administration of production.

      So, the first step in true Communism is to take over the state. Even the Communist Manifesto acknowledges that this must be done through violent revolution, because the capitalists running the show have stacked the deck so heavily in their favor in the politcal arena.

      But violent revolution doesn't result in you taking over the state... it results in the state being destroyed, and in need of rebuilding. Of course, this is just a transitional state, so it doesn't need to be anything too fancy. And it needs to be small and efficient, so it can be reduced to factory and farm management as rapidly as possible. And of course, only the leaders of the revolution are trustworthy enough to be given any power in this state.

      So the second step in the development of a true Communist system is a dictatorship. It's supposed to be a benign dictatorship where the man in charge steps down as soon as the means of production are back in the people's hands, but as the entire world knows from experience that never happens.

      The problem with true Communism, comrade, is that you never get past the second step.

    13. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      Oh, come on. Do you know how many Americans live in gutters and under bridges, while our president has already taken two months of vacation in his first year in office? Jesus, where do you get off. You think the president of China shouldn't have a shower or a $5000 TV when he goes to conferences that might help decide the fate of the world? Fuck you.

    14. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, the USSR lost...

    15. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in 1991 the USSR collapsed and the former Soviet Union opened its doors to outsiders to see what kind of life the people were really living. If you look past all the communist propoganda they're still essentially very poor, very ignorant peasants in the majority of the country. Russia is a country on the verge of complete ruin. The only thing the western world feared all those years were the nuclear weapons built using stolen American technology.

    16. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Which country gives communism a good name then?

      Cuba! Great cigars and nice weather! And everybody speaks Spanish!

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    17. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Don't confuse Karl Marx with communism. They don't have the word "marxism" for nothing.

      Marxism evolved into communism on the one hand, and socialism on the other hand. Communism has not been a great success, partly because it was first implemented in Russia (which had a long history of oppression), and partly because it denies a few basic human impulses, such as greed and the need for religion (I know, those are part of Marxism as well).

      Socialism on the other hand has been rather successful in quite a number of cases, especially when it is merged with democracy ("social democracy").

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    18. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, the USSR lost...

      Lost what, the Cold War? Maybe they (Gorbachev) saved themselves and the rest of us from World War III? We'll never know. The US "victory" in the Cold War cost this country dearly: defense spending that took the economy 20 years to recover from.

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    19. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we can see such scary successful examples of socialism in places like Canada and the EU.

      Give me a break.

    20. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US gives communism a good name ;-). No, seriously... the extremes of both ends are not desirable I think.

    21. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replace Stalin with Lenin and you have it right. Stalin was only doing what his great predecessor did to succeed, butcher and oppress people wholesale. Stalin was only a good copycat carying the torch of communism.

    22. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Can you please give me ONE example of a country which doesn't give communism a bad name ??

      PS: I've lived in communism, I am more than satisfied with my understanding of the concept.

    23. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea

      "By 1943, the USSR had built up the industrial infrastructure necessary to open up a can-o-whopass on the Nazis. No small achievement."

      BY KILLING MILLIONS OF THEIR OWN CITIZENS THRU SLAVE LABOR!

    24. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by arkanes · · Score: 2

      Whenever I hear people make this argument, I like to point out that capitalism ain't doing so hot, either. And while communism may have never been implemented properly (and it may, in fact, be impossible to do so), socialism does pretty well for itself.

    25. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by codingOgre · · Score: 1

      By 1943, the USSR had built up the industrial infrastructure necessary to open up a can-o-whopass on the Nazis. No small achievement.

      Please, don't use this as an example. While the Soviets were one of the only countries to repel the Nazis look at the cost to do so. 27,000,000(yes scary when the number is typed out) million soviet people lost their life in WWII. Think about that number for a moment and it will bring chills up your spine.

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    26. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the comment that you responded to is important for another reason:

      I think that the fact that 27 million Soviets died in the war, and that the USSR actually had to fight the Nazis on their own soil should be taken into account by more of the idiots who continually say, "Communism Sux! Look who won the cold war."

    27. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Marxism evolved into communism on the one hand, and socialism on the other hand. Communism has not been a great success, partly

      Socialism existed long before Karl Marx. The main influence on Socialism was Robert Owen who was the first capitalist mill owner to realise that making people work 14 hours a day for a pittance might be sub-optimal.

      Marx's influence on 'Marxism' is probably less than his influence on capitalism. Lenin reinvented Marxism to the extent that their names were hyphenated together 'Marxist-Leninism', which is to say he the influence of Marx on the USSR was similar to that of Christ on the Catholic church under the Borgias.

      Marx's influence on capitalism was profound. In the first place he scared victorian society into social reforms by conving them that the alternative was revolution on the French model. Secondly, Marx provided one of the earliest explanations of how capitalism works. It is not unusual to hear some loony right wing Conservative senator unwittingly repeat a Marxist theory.

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    28. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      In other words, the population of Canada.

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    29. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by erlenic · · Score: 1

      And Bush lives as well as an average American?

      The point was that communist ideals state that every person should be equal in property and belongings, yet the Head of State of one of the largest "communist" countries in the world has much more property than the people.

    30. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by erikdalen · · Score: 1

      >So, the first step in true Communism is to take over the state. Even the Communist Manifesto acknowledges that this must be done through violent revolution, because the capitalists running the show have stacked the deck so heavily in their favor in the politcal arena.

      The Russian revolution wasn't violent. And the Communist manifesto never says anything about violent revolutions. Revolutions has always been in defence of democracy.

      > But violent revolution doesn't result in you taking over the state... it results in the state being destroyed, and in need of rebuilding. Of course, this is just a transitional state, so it doesn't need to be anything too fancy. And it needs to be small and efficient, so it can be reduced to factory and farm management as rapidly as possible. And of course, only the leaders of the revolution are trustworthy enough to be given any power in this state.

      In the Russian revolution the leaders didn't have power over the state. Ordinary people had, but they listened to Lenin, Tryotsky and the others.

      > So the second step in the development of a true Communist system is a dictatorship. It's supposed to be a benign dictatorship where the man in charge steps down as soon as the means of production are back in the people's hands, but as the entire world knows from experience that never happens.

      Umm, from where have you gotten that?
      The first thing that was decided after the Russian revolution was to have a public election to get rid of the dictatorship.

      > The problem with true Communism, comrade, is that you never get past the second step.

      There is no such second step. So I think you should read a bit more.

      /Erik

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    31. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by erikdalen · · Score: 1

      Lenin abolished death sentences in Russia. Stalin took them back.

      Read a bit more...

      /Erik

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    32. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The bad thing about communism isn't its name!

    33. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by lunta · · Score: 1

      The achievments you mention can not be marginalized, but neither can the fact that those achievments were made possible by ignoring several things. There can be no argument that the former Soviet union conutries are among the most poluted in the world and that the Soviet regime is responsible for several major environmental disaters (Aral Sea for example). By the way - a large number of rusian are still ignorant pheasants living in small cottages and depending on what they them selves can produce as a result of ill-figured priorities!

    34. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Russian revolution wasn't violent. And the Communist manifesto never says anything about violent revolutions. Revolutions has always been in defence of democracy."

      The russian revolution WAS violent. The start of the October revolution itself was when the armoured cruiser Potjemkin started to shell the Tsar's palace in St. Petersburg, and the fighting continued long into the 1920's. And the original SOCIALIST manifesto(The communist manifesto by Karl Marx only talks about redistribution of resources and money) does state that the revolution has to be violent, to utterly shatter the capitalists and their army.

      "In the Russian revolution the leaders didn't have power over the state. Ordinary people had, but they listened to Lenin, Tryotsky and the others."

      Actually, they DID have the power over the state and the people, by virtue of them being the only really influential speakers, and them being the ones who told the people about the state of the nation. Trotskij DID oppose that, but he had nearly no power at all, which eventually led to his exile. Lenin also did try to have a slightly softer hand but yet he wanted power, while Stalin maneuvered to get all the power he could. Lenin even warned the others about Stalin on his deathbed, but by then it was too late.

      "Umm, from where have you gotten that?
      The first thing that was decided after the Russian revolution was to have a public election to get rid of the dictatorship"

      With the only nominees for the major positions being Lenin, Stalin and Trotskij...

      "There is no such second step. So I think you should read a bit more"

      There is such a step, called the Proletary Dictatorship.

    35. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Do you know how many Americans live in gutters and under bridges, while our president has already taken two months of vacation in his first year in office?

      The more time Govenor Bush spends on holiday and the less time he spends in the Whitehouse the better.

      The less time he spends working out new schemes to give his cronies corporate welfare and tax breaks the better. His idea of a stimulus bill is giving $254 million tax breaks to Enron and its ilk, even though they haven't paid tax for 4 out of the past 5 years.

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    36. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by The+Step+Child · · Score: 1

      I must be missing the point to all of these "Well the US president lives better than I do!" replies. The US isn't communist. Capitalism is all about a handful of people at the top of the economic ladder, and a lot of people at the bottom.

      From way back in 10th grade government class, it was my understanding that real communism is all about everyone having the same amount of everything. Of course, such a society doesn't and has never existed. I think that was what the original poster was trying to say.

    37. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      an you name a single Communist nation that you would hold up as a shining beacon to the rest of the world?


      Cuba.

    38. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Brummund · · Score: 1

      Dictators are antithetical to true communism, and modern communist do well to disown Stalin, Mao, and to a certain degree, Castro.

      The problem is that they didn't disown them when they ruled their countries. They disown them NOW. That's a little too late in my book.

      Funny thing:

      The leader of the Norwegian Communist Party (NKP) wrote in 1980 (82?) a book where he admitted their mistakes in supporting the various communist dictators. However, he also pointed out that not all was lost: Ceaucescu in Rumenia was a promising leader, he claimed, without the faults of Stalin, Lenin and the others.

      Of course, these days, no communist will say Ceaucescu was a beacon for the communist world. I wonder who's their favorite cock today?

    39. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, commie. It doesn't work that way. I never will. Every communist nation that ever existed has been a total failure. And when the leadership of these countries don't want to admit their failure, people die.

    40. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Bud+Dwyer · · Score: 1

      I think that the fact that 27 million Soviets died in the war, and that the USSR actually had to fight the Nazis on their own soil should be taken into account by more of the idiots who continually say, "Communism Sux! Look who won the cold war."

      The only reason Russia was not wiped off the map by the Nazis is AMERICAN-provided armamaments (which we were never paid for) and AMERICAN military support for the Allies in general.

      Sure, 27 million commies may have died fighting the Nazis. But at least twice that many died in COMMUNIST soviet prisons, labor camps, political executions, mass starvation, and so on.

      Try reading some Solzhenitsyn sometime. Solzhenitsyn experienced the wonders of Communism first-hand--unlike you, you self-hating suburban piece of shit.

    41. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by uxb · · Score: 1

      have you been to Cuba?!

      on a recent vacation, i had a tour boat operator who had a Ph.D in psychology who could not survive working in his profesion. he made more money driving a boat full of tourists.
      come on, is free school that is useless (in Cuba or anywhere else for that matter) a good aspect of communism? what about the poverty? the average wage of $13US/month? the realization that as a Cuban you cannot leave your country for vacation of any other reason?

    42. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. You dont think some of that might in some way be related to the US embargos against Cuba? You know, that thing where the US won't allow certain goods to be imported or exported with Cuba. Like say medacines, foods, oil, people.

    43. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2

      Yo misunderstand. Marx says "from each according to ability, to each according to need." The idea is that everybody contibutes whatever they can, and receives whatever they need. A Communist kernel hacker can have a much nicer computer than a Communist carpenter, who in turn has other tools. As for the Chinese president--if a shower in his plane helps him do his very important job, I don't see anything about Communism that should prevent him from having it.

    44. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by onepoint · · Score: 1

      >>By 1943, the USSR had built up the industrial infrastructure necessary to open up a can-o-whopass on the Nazis. No small achievement.

      Sure if you consider that the can of whopass was at a ratio of 39 russians for every nazis. Overwelming numbers does work, but does not make it a can of whopass. just a dog pile.

      >>In the 60s, the USSR put the first satellite in orbit, the first man in space, and probably would have beat the US to the moon if Chief Designer Korolyev hadn't died and the N-2 program hadn't been so badly botched.

      Whom does not have failures. At least the americans are mostly public. They don't hide to much. and what they deciede to hide never stays hidden for long anyway.

      ONEPOINT

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    45. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody can deny the help of US and Great Britain during WWII in providing some of the weapons in the begining of the war, when most of the Soviet industry was destroyed.

      US made tons of money on weapons during the war. It was actually one of the best money making times in American history.
      USSR was paying gold for that weapons,some of which was outdated.
      For example some of the fighters that British provided were not used by Royal Air Force anymore, and they were very surprised when one of russian aces shot down quite a few german fighters on what was considered hopelessly outdated fighter.

      Top US fighters were not sold to USSR.

      Some of the ships loaded with gold were sunk by germans and still lying on the sea floor. That's probably what you are talking about when you say that US was not paid in full.

      By the end of the war Soviet Union rebuild it's defence industry to the point that it is not only
      not required anything from allies.Actually it produced as much weapons as the all NATO coutries together.

      US made money from selling weapons during WWII not only from USSR but from other allies as well. They were also traiding technologis with Britain for weapons. For example, for the price of several destroyers they got Magnitron, essentaial element for building high power radars.
      Some of required technologies for Manhattan Projects were traded for weapons from Great Britain.

    46. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Except in the most general sense (I suppose you could argue that overall, globally, the Americans did some good). However, if you think this is really true then I suggest you go ask the author of your favourite history books why they're spouting propaganda.

    47. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. The murdering of innocent men,women and children trying to escape to freedom (that still happens to this day) is a glorious cause.

    48. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say what you will about the excesses of Stalin and his succesors, no one denies them. Dictators are antithetical to true communism, and modern communist do well to disown Stalin, Mao, and to a certain degree, Castro. Yet cannot we deny the scientific, social, educational and industrial achievements of the USSR, nor deny that, unlike the current governments of some prosperous nations, the Soviets under Lenin actually tried to do good by the little people.
      Umm, Lenin died 75 years ago.
      Also, for all the scientific & educational achievements, the vast majority of the people in the CIS live like peasants (even if they are in big cinder block high-rises) and work in decrepit fractories that need government subsidaries.
      The Russian Empire was, is, and always will be 99% peasants.
      On the other hand, look where The West was in 1925, and where it is now. Much less disease, much more wealth, even for the poor.
      Ron

    49. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by lha2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, in the US too--but there's nothing ironic about "hey, we're capitalist, and some folks have a whole lot of money compared to others."

      (where, you see, theoretical communism touts equal distribution of wealth; while practical communism looks a lot like practical capitalism)

      (sometimes posts are like jokes and mice--kind of ruins them when you dissect them)

    50. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you crazy? Live for a year out in the middle of Russia, the middle of China, then middle America.
      Then, you'll understand how, imperfect as it is, how much greater semi-regulated capitalism is than post-dictatorship anarchy (Russia) & dictatorship (China).
      Ron

    51. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But does a kernel hacker need more than a carpenter?
      I think not. Less, even.
      They both need equal amounts of shelter, but since the carpenter is outside more, and labors more, and travels from job-site to job-site, needs more clothing, food & transportation.
      The kernel hacker can take the tram to his office building and use the computer in his cubicle.
      Ron

    52. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you have said is not correct anymore. While Mao (Tse-Tung) was at his top of his career, he did everything he could to make himself the richest man after the **"defeat of Kuomingtung", do something like the "Great Leap" (put anything metallic into a hot pot that will produce steel) so people thought he was doing something. Mao gave Communism a bad name. The system don't work anymore in this world. Communism calls for revolutions after another revolutions, which is not how civilized people do things. Workers don't work hard because what they get is ALWAYS the same. Food, home...etc. Since the majority of the Chinese population at the start of 1950 are poor and mostly farmers, Mao stripped the rich people into poor people so they are equal. All the rich stuff goes to Mao himself. Mao calls for the destruction of Capitalism. And millions of people (mostly teenagers) were brainwashed by his booklet which states, "I don't love my parents, I do love Premier Mao" and "It is good to burn books and bury scholars, it is bad to believe in Confucionism". Mao is the one who gave Communism a bad name. Right now, Chinese government are releasing it freedom little by little to the people, which people CAN own properties, CAN own corporations, CAN visit other countries, CAN have whatever they want (which is back to Capitalism). So Chinese government isn't as Communism as before already.

      The system Communism is supposed to let the workers take away the power of the "government" and the rich people, and establish their own society with no government (somewhat like Utopia). Every one has the same status, therefore, calling each other Comrades (which means mates from the same status). The system was supposed to work, but Karl Marx did not think of how the WORKERS think. If they get the same thing, there is no reason to work hard, and therefore, the society will not improve by much. The current Chinese government sees the problem, and trying to correct it; by having cheap labors and inexpensive land as an attraction to foreign countries, people or businessmen from all over the world settled in Chinese cities, in wanting to make some money from the 1.3 billion people.

      **Defeat of Kuomingtung: Mao sent people to kidnap the head of Kuomingtung (kidnapping an enemy leader is considered a cowardly act), who were purging the Communists. Mao supports defeating the Japanese first, along with the Kuomingtung. So after 8 years, Japanese was defeated, but the Communists wasn't helping at all during these years; they stayed behind the frontier and see the Nationalist (Kuomingtung) fighting the Japanese and open fired against their back. That's how Republic of China is in Taiwan, and PEOPLE'S republic of China is at mainland.

    53. Re:What saddens me the most about this. . . by erikdalen · · Score: 1

      > The russian revolution WAS violent. The start of the October revolution itself was when the armoured cruiser Potjemkin started to shell the Tsar's palace in St. Petersburg, and the fighting continued long into the 1920's.

      nope. There's actually a telegram written by one of the tsarist generals on the morning of the revolution and he writes that it's very quiet and few people on the streets.
      there were a few people killed by some guards, ten I think.
      The violent part started some weeks AFTER the revolution. But then it was because the capitalists in other countries invaded russia. Especially France, Germany & Japan, as they had large investments in the russian industry.
      Also some of the old tsarist generals launched attacks on russia.
      And in the parts they conquered they butchered people (especially jews, long before hitler). They also said that they were fighting for demovracy, but in all parts they ruled it was dictatorship. Except in one part in ukraine were only rich people were allowed to vote.

      >> "Umm, from where have you gotten that?
      The first thing that was decided after the Russian revolution was to have a public election to get rid of the dictatorship"

      > With the only nominees for the major positions being Lenin, Stalin and Trotskij...

      no, it was an election to the parlament. where you voted on different parties. The bolsjeviks said before that if they won the election they would take the parlament away and give all power to the soviets(a far more democratic institution). They got 38% in that election. But the Socialist revolutionaries(that where against the revolution btw.) was split into two sections and one of them supported the Bolsjeviks in giving all power to the soviets. so then it was done.

      /Erik

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  10. Reversed situation by MiTEG · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since so many things are manufactured in China and exported to the USA, who's to say that the Chinese haven't been doing this for years? I think it would be very easy to covertly place bugs in things the president has in the Oval Office or Air Force One (electronics, etc.) They just might be doing it a lot more effectively.

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    1. Re:Reversed situation by flacco · · Score: 5, Funny
      Since so many things are manufactured in China and exported to the USA, who's to say that the Chinese haven't been doing this for years?

      It's probably more effective to bug Xiang's 767 than it is to bug several million flip-flops.

      --
      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    2. Re:Reversed situation by khuber · · Score: 2

      Exactly - go to your nearest McDonald's and destroy all the Happy Meal toys ASAP.

      -Kevin

    3. Re:Reversed situation by fgk · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Actually, word has it that the DOD does not use any NIC's produced in China, because of possible off-network data streams, ie it is possible to have a nic duplicate a stream of data packets oubound from a targets system, after sending a command to that NIC, remotely. One of the ideas was that the Chinese military is one of the biggest manf's of electronics (dual-use purposes also), and quite possibly could 'bug' almost any system.

      No, this isn't the X-Files.

    4. Re:Reversed situation by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Since so many things are manufactured in China and exported to the USA, who's to say that the Chinese haven't been doing this for years?

      Gee, with millions of useless little plastic toys made in China, each bearing a high-tech listening device ... it is no wonder China is so backward economically!

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    5. Re:Reversed situation by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see hwere your getting your info becasue a good fire wall would see this and stop it (I am pretty sure that the DOD can set up a better fire wall than that)

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      This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
    6. Re:Reversed situation by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      remind me to read my post while PUI (posting Under the Influence)

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      This must be Thursday, I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
    7. Re:Reversed situation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My desktop at work is a standard dell box with a D-link dfe-550tx, made in taiwan... does that count as china? Not on a classified network, of course (since I'm posting to the internet) but still.

  11. Where can I buy this? by laptop006 · · Score: 1

    OK, where can I buy one of these (without the listning devices) and how much would it cost?

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    1. Re:Where can I buy this? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Between $130 and $150 million dollars, depending on what happened to the $20 million that seems to have "vanished" between the refitting company and the folks who ordered the plane.

      According to the article, anyway.

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  12. USA's response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature.

    1. Re:USA's response by junkgrep · · Score: 1

      I just wish people like you worked for the PR wing of the CIA. I think the Chinese ambassador would simply be so dumbfounded by that answer that we'd get away with scot-free.

    2. Re:USA's response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked for M$ software well for quite sometime. I guess China needs different answer now. It's obvious that they're fed up of this. First they kicked M$ and now....

    3. Re:USA's response by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

      Yep. Boeing's located in Seattle, so bugs kind of go with the territory anyway.

  13. They didn't have to imagine a Beowulf cluster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They found and extracted them!

  14. So, how 'bout dem bedbugs? by DuckyExMachina · · Score: 1

    those washington post articles have been wonky lately. I'm just waiting for China's official statement on the whole situation to appear in this week's national enquirer...

    1. Re:So, how 'bout dem bedbugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the media crawl any higher up the governments collective buts you may have to.

  15. President but what about the Premier by Metrollica · · Score: 1

    This aircraft may belong to the chief of state but what aircraft does the head of government use?

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    --Metrollica
    1. Re:President but what about the Premier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, would it kill this USian the say
      "Premier" instead of "President". Come on
      Americans - not every one uses the same names
      as you - be a bit adaptable.

  16. Countdown to nuclear war with China: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 years, 2 months, 3 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, 5 seconds and counting.

  17. Like the Soviets by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

    Makes me wonder where the United States get's off. We complained when the Soviets bugged the embassy they were building for it in the former Soviet Union. Then it turns around and does this. Welcome to the Neo-Soviet Union comrads!

    -

    1. Re:Like the Soviets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't complain, many were probably impressed... The only thing with the CIA versus every other governments equivilant is that it isn't for hire from private businesses and is damned good at what it does...

      China was probably too busy doing 'inspections' to certify ford motors wasn't building any land mines (if that treaty had passed) or like they do now, inspecting major US companies and hauling off their designs and research.

      Besides, the chinese probably love to take apart American built planes... Of course, we would never spy on someone as friendly as they are.

    2. Re:Like the Soviets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, dude, the Chinese (PRC) are our enemies. We have a duty to spy on them. They do it to us. We do it to them. Get in the real world.

    3. Re:Like the Soviets by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      Its a cat and mouse game we bug them they bug us it keeps a lot of people employed and entertained

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  18. Paranoia... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    That's the best thing about paranoia... once you get started, it just builds and builds upon itself until it encompasses everything.


    Whether this is true or not does not matter. China figured that they overpaid for the work on the plane. The Chinese government paid $30 million to the Chinese Air Force, who paid the American firms $10,000,000 to do the job. What's a great way to get out of paying your bills? If you're a big nuclear superpower, just make an international incident out of it!


    Cryptnotic

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    1. Re:Paranoia... by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      If you're a big nuclear superpower, just make an international incident out of it!


      That's ridiculous. $30 million is not worth an international incident. How stupid do you think the Chinese are?

      --

      MSN 8: Now Microsoft even has bugs in their ad campaigns.

    2. Re:Paranoia... by beebware · · Score: 1

      [step 1 in how to make a large population of the world hate you:]
      Can we take a vote on it?
      (Yes, it's a joke - please don't nuke me!!)

  19. Amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find most amusing about this is that the "presidential" airplane of China was built in Washington state, USA.

    Andy

    1. Re:Amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it's not as if China has the know-how to build anything more than those crappy McDonalds toys that come in Happy Meals.

      -Metrollica

    2. Re:Amusing by jakub_sad · · Score: 1
      Except for the billions of stuff that Americans happily buy :)

      It takes a good business man to sell an idiot something he does not need!

  20. US versus China by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    We've got the technology; the bugs, the transmitters, the surveillance airplanes...

    What do the Chinese have? Wen-Ho Lee?

    I guess the Chinese are winning... -_-

    1. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if a ground/air/naval war came about, it's probably pretty certain that China could do a HUGE amount of damage to the US and its interests, even with outdated technology. The reason? Sheer manpower. Coupled with nuclear and probable biological weapons, this is VERY VERY bad news for those of us caught between the two.

    2. Re:US versus China by Tofuhead · · Score: 3, Informative

      You DO know that Wen-Ho Lee was effectively exonerated of any charges of espionage, right...? -_- ?

      < tofuhead >

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    3. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do the Chinese have?

      ethics, culture, self respect, tradition and politeness.

      of cource they will loose (as you can easily understand) because they don't really see things as a war (win/loose).

      (no i am not chinese (or something familiar-colored) i wouldn't want to, but if i was to find out that one of my DNA genes was from American (not a red Indian, no black african slave, talking about white exiled European prisoners, miners, killers that settled there) then i would commit suicide!)

    4. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do the Chinese have?

      ethics, culture, self respect, tradition and politeness.


      Opressive regimes, murder of those who disagree with the government, etc.

      i was to find out that one of my DNA genes was from American (not a red Indian, no black african slave, talking about white exiled European prisoners, miners, killers that settled there) then i would commit suicide!)

      Please do. No great loss to anyone.

    5. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, its the worlds first artificial inteligence! Obviously since it doesnt' share any DNA with the rest of us, it must not be a typical earthly carbon-based lifeform.

    6. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You idiot! Won-Ho Lee isn't Chinese. He's Taiwanese.
      Taiwan and China are different political states.
      Go retake your high school geography.

    7. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, looks like some mods finally got a clue and modded your self serving drivel down. Maybe you should consider an education before making use of your +1 bonus. Fucktard.

    8. Re:US versus China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Chinese would probably kill you for making that statement.

  21. Sounds like a hoax from the Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't put it past the CIA to do this (hey, it's their job, and the Chinese would be glad to return to favor if they could). However it would be incredibly difficult to pull off without detection.

    The bugs need to transmit the information back to a listener at some point, and since we have no conveniently placed listening facilities it would require a signal with a very significant amount (probably more then 0.1 W) of power. the bandwidth required.

    Then, there's the bandwidth required. They would need to send literally dozens of audio streams simultaneously. Btw, the editors at this site censor posters by using infinite mod points. Hide messages like this. And if you wait to store information to transmit on command at a convenient time and location (so as to avoid looking suspicious), that increases bandwidth requirements a hundredfold or more!

    There's no question to me that the CIA could create bugs that would work okay, and install them, with or without Boeing knowing about it. But surely field tests would show how very detectable they are, and the CIA would probably not be so stupid.

    The story may be true, but I think it much more likely that the Chinese are saying this for propaganda purposes... it is entirely consistent with the way they have been guiding Chinese opinion in the last ten years.

  22. Don't worry China by dcocos · · Score: 1

    The CIA bugs everyone regardless of if they are our enemy or not. As a US citizen I'm a little worried that the CIA is slipping and got busted, I'm sure that a lot of my hard earned tax dollars funded this mishap.

    1. Re:Don't worry China by krenshala · · Score: 1
      Nah, they're (probably) not slipping.

      They probably left some obvious bugs so the Chinese feel like they are securing the plane. You know, leave some to be found, so the *real* bugs aren't messed with.

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      krenshala

    2. Re:Don't worry China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah and the terrorists of sept 11 were fake ones too ... dream on

    3. Re:Don't worry China by Tofuhead · · Score: 2

      You're joking, right? If I were to come home and find a bug in one of my phones, I would assume that the security of my entire home had been compromised, not just that one phone. Leaving a red herring around to be discovered by the Chinese in this instance would have been a terribly unwise idea.

      < tofuhead >

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    4. Re:Don't worry China by mpe · · Score: 2

      They probably left some obvious bugs so the Chinese feel like they are securing the plane. You know, leave some to be found, so the *real* bugs aren't messed with.

      The first thing which will happen to anyplane supplied to any government is that it will have a heavy maintanance visit. The people doing the work know both planes and bugs...

    5. Re:Don't worry China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the're obviously not bugging enough Middle Easterners.

  23. Pillow Talk by OctaneZ · · Score: 1

    We all know countless stories have come from pillow talk. A tryst between a reporter and a govermental official is not unheard of, though I am not sure you could get away with it on a government airplane. Perhaps they were hoping to eavesdrop on the President recounting his day to his wife, you never know what night get said.
    Just a thought.
    -OctaneZ

    1. Re:Pillow Talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reporter and government official? That's nothing, I've heard of trysts between an intern and a... well, on second thought, I wish I could forget one that entirely!

  24. A matter of trust by ergo98 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know I've often wondered how countries can trust US equipment sold to them (or Russian equipment, etc): Who says that the day Saudi Arabia pisses the US off all of their F15s might respond to the "die now" signal and plummet to the ground? If I were ever to buy hardware from a country other than my own I'd go through every single mm of it with a fine tooth comb, and then I'd reflash every piece of circuitry, etc: There is no way I'd ever trust what was delivered. Sorta defeats the premise of military trade, but perhaps that's a good thing.

    If this story is true then this will be a disaster for US military and commercial companies: Already there is a world wary of Echelon, but if now they have to worry about every other device being trojan horsed. Having said that, the next time you drink from that "made in China" cup, think to yourself "Would it be in their national interest to put a chemical that slowly leaches into Westerner's systems, causing cancer or just stupifying the society (i.e. lead)."

    1. Re:A matter of trust by FatRatBastard · · Score: 1

      Who says that the day Saudi Arabia pisses the US off all of their F15s might respond to the "die now" signal and plummet to the ground?

      From what I understand most of the Saudi airforce is run by ex-US GIs anyway. Forget sending a 'die now' signal, if we ever get into a conflict with Saudi the vast majority of their pilots and support staff will just not be there any more.

    2. Re:A matter of trust by ArcticChicken · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've often said that if China ever planned to conquer the world, they wouldn't use something as expensive, messy, and overt as nuclear weapons. They'd simply release masses of cheap, defective electrical products.

      Umm ... wait a minute...

    3. Re:A matter of trust by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't do what you say for one simple reason. Your buying that product from another country because you don't have the technology/know-how/ability to produce it yourself. So what are you going to re-flash the chips with?

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    4. Re:A matter of trust by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      My cupboards seem to be full of "Made in China" dishes, but that doesn't mean that I live in a country that doesn't know how to make a cup. There are some countries that are good at making weapons because of the economy of scale (i.e. the US, Russia, etc.), and it doesn't make an awful lot of sense for smaller countries to even try. However that doesn't mean that you can't request the logic behind all ICs, which you can verify and overwrite if necessary. If they refuse, then how could you ever trust the hardware?

    5. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I was going to tell you that the US does not sell F-15s to Saudi Arabia, but I see that we do. I guess you learn something every day. However, I don't see why anyone should trust a Mirage more than an F-15. Anyone in the business of building fighter aircraft is bound to have some very strong international interests.

    6. Re:A matter of trust by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      By the same token why would you standardise on an operating system or office software that was built by a US firm. It's infinately easier to install "listening devices" into windows or office then to install them in an airplane. Combine this with the fact that every single company and govt office in your country is going to run the thing on every single desktop and you have a disaster ready to happen.

      The CIA (or NSA, or FBI, or MS) theoretically would be able to read any document, created by any application, on any desktop. That would be a much more powerful spying tool then a bug in an airplane that gets used infrequently.

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      War is necrophilia.

    7. Re:A matter of trust by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      While generally I am hardly an open-source advocate (I believe that good old fashioned capitalism works for software), I would absolutely require the source code to Windows if I were in a buying position in government (or I would request that Microsoft distribute some development to my country. As it is doesn't Microsoft do all development in Redmond, and satellite offices are merely sales and consulting?), or truly I would go with Linux or some other open source variant: Exactly as you said it is disconcerting when there are keys named "NSA", etc.

      Speaking of the NSA I saw an interesting thing in Maxim last month: It had the budgets of the FBI, CIA, and NSA, and it was something like $1.7B, $2.5B, $7.5B respectively. That last number absolutely blew me away as so few of us even really realize it's there most of the time. I'm too tired to verify these numbers right now, but that was the #s that Maxim was stating (though it's hardly a tome of fact).

    8. Re:A matter of trust by linzeal · · Score: 1

      If any country that sells military hardware ever installs or uses a killswitch they will never sell another peice again. It is in their interest to sell good parts as I believe both the united state'ss and france's main export is arms.

    9. Re:A matter of trust by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Chinese have thought of that as well, and are working towards a solution.

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    10. Re:A matter of trust by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      So if they were at war with said country using hardware they supplied, it's better to fight them and have casualties than to lose weapons trade? If you're a big strategist in a big room assessing the threats to your country, wouldn't it be nice to say "Oh don't worry about XYZ: They base their whole defence upon systems that we have a backdoor in to"? The US decided that it didn't like Iran any more, rendering the Iranian F-14s useless because of a lack of parts: Really it's no different than a "killswitch"-> By refusing to provide replacement parts they effectively rendered the fighters impotent.

      In any case I don't imagine that a "killswitch" would be a big dashboard LED, but rather it'd be subtle -> Gosh darnit the amraam just refuses to get a lock for some reason! Why is the radar cluttered and incapable of separating targets? Etc.

    11. Re:A matter of trust by friscolr · · Score: 2
      if they were at war with said country using hardware they supplied, it's better to fight them and have casualties than to lose weapons trade

      definitely.

      unless i'm a stragetist for a country that is completely self sufficient then i'm going to want to be on good trading relationships with all the countries i need shit from and not have to resort to "oh we sold you the good planes, please keep giving us oil"

      plus the revenue from selling abroad is quite valuable - you can't win wars when you're broke.

      Really it's no different than a "killswitch"-> By refusing to provide replacement parts

      having defective equipment is very different from a trade embargo.

      Iran should have realised they needed to stock pile parts or not have been dependant on that equipment.

      Trade Embargoes and their effects are the reasons fro some rather great wars - deffective equpiment are reasons for political tensions and possible trade embargo repercussions.

      but rather it'd be subtle -> Gosh darnit the amraam

      people make livings off of investigating why one side lost a battle/war and will get mighty suspicious when one side's planes all fall apart while the other sides don't. then they'll wonder if it really was maintenance, training, etc. it's a big gamble to say that they'll eventually believe it was due to incompetency and not malicious acts (gee, those planes never fell apart during trainings or skirmishes with other nations, only against the States...)

      Then again, if the backdoors were only used at precise moments, in a manner similar to decrypted information during WWII, then it would be feasible to give other nations defective equipment. But it's still a really big gamble - it's a very different thing to say "we broke YOUR codes" from "we broke into OUR equipment that we sold you b/c it sucks"

    12. Re:A matter of trust by Cato+the+Elder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know if it would be all that bad. Remember, this isn't some random plane, this is one specifically retrofitted for high-level Chinese government officials. It's a matter of respect for our spooks to bug it--shows we're taking them seriously. Then their spooks comb the plane, trying to find _all_ the bugs we planted. The Russians did the same thing with the embassy they built for us, I'm sure we did the same for them.

    13. Re:A matter of trust by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      As it is doesn't Microsoft do all development in Redmond, and satellite offices are merely sales and consulting?),...

      No, I don't think so. I think the scandal about anti-communist messages in Chinese Windows versions was caused by the fact that the software was developed in Taiwan. Makes sense, easier to find Chinese speaking programmers there...

      Furthermore, I know that Microsoft has (or had, haven't checked) a big operation in Ireland. They did all the internalization (translating strings, currency formats, date formats, etc.) for the European market there.

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    14. Re:A matter of trust by jeremyf · · Score: 0, Funny

      >> If I were ever to buy hardware from a country other than my own I'd go through every single mm of it with a fine tooth comb

      Umm, you mean every piece of hardware you own? Did you go through every mm of your car with a fine tooth comb? The alternator probably has a Mexican "overheat now" button and the air bag probably has a Danish "don't deploy now" switch.

      Don't forget to put your non-hardware items under the microscope. Your boxers are probably made of Taiwanese "constrict now" microfibers.

    15. Re:A matter of trust by cheezehead · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In any case I don't imagine that a "killswitch" would be a big dashboard LED, but rather it'd be subtle -> Gosh darnit the amraam just refuses to get a lock for some reason! Why is the radar cluttered and incapable of separating targets?

      I don't think it's as simple as you think. First of all, when the US delivers (say) jet fighters to an allied country, they deliver all the technical information as well (note that if this stuff is too advanced, the plane does not get exported, period. See for example the F-22). The technical information is needed so that maintenance personnel can be trained. There may be exceptions, but usually maintenance and repair are done by local mechanics and engineers. Despite what some people may think, these guys are usually not morons. There is a substantial risk that a trojan horse device will eventually be found. If that happens, all hell breaks loose, and US exports will suffer, to say the least.
      Also, consider that a lot of the equipment like radars, etc. are supplied by sub-contractors. With so many (often hundreds) of companies contributing, the risk of leaks becomes rather big.
      Last, consider that an ally turning into an enemy overnight doesn't happen all that often. The only case I can think of is Iran.

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    16. Re:A matter of trust by athmanb · · Score: 2

      > I would absolutely require the source code to Windows if I were in a buying position in government

      This wouldn't even be enough.
      It's likely that the only compiler able to process the Windows source is Visual C++. And having the compiler come from the same company as the source you're trying to compile opens every possibility of installing a Trojan Horse during compilation.

      So, Windows isn't fit for high security work whether you have access to the source code or not.

    17. Re:A matter of trust by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Two things.

      1) It would not matter if you had the source code. MS has thousands (if not tens of thousands) of DLLs. A keyboard logger could be implanted with the next IE update, Mdac update, service pack, or installed along with some codec by the media player. No country is able to audit every single line of every dll and every service pack. It's best to just not use it at all. Besides if you buy MS software you are taking your tax payers money and giving it to an american company. Why not support the businesses in your own country?

      2) The budgets you mention probably don't reflect the "black budget" portion. The intelligence offices have pretty much unlimited money to do whatever they want (especially under republican governments). Also remember that they raise a ton of money with drug smuggling and other activities would be illegal if you and I did them.

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    18. Re:A matter of trust by hs81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe I'm getting more cynical as I get older but spying is just a fact of life. The US spies on even its friends in Europe and the Europeans are happy to return the favour. Even as individuals we are guilty of the same impulse to watch our neighbours simply out of curiousity. Spying is, and always will be, a fact of life and frankly I'm surprised that the Chinese expected anything less. The only way that this could have been avoided would have been to make it explicit in the contact that once the aircraft was delivered it would be stripped down to search for such devices.

    19. Re:A matter of trust by SectoidRandom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Argh, why does this article come as a supprise to people? I mean, you can be absolutly sure that the moment the Chinese got the plane they had their best people combing the thing for bugs!

      It is ABSOLUTLY EXPECTED that there would be bugs in the thing! That's why this _incident_ will blow over in a second, and i guarantee there will be no consequences for US companies! Frankly the only thing that would supprise me (although not too much) is if Boeing _actually_ knew what the CIA was doing!

      As I can remember it being said in at least one movie: "We bug them, they bug us. That's how it works."

      For another example, when that US spy plane made an emergency landing on Chinese territory early last year, sure some feathers were ruffled when the chinese basically pulled the thing apart for technology secrets, but as you may have read, back in the late 80's i believe, when a Soviet MIG made a similar emergency landing in Germany (i think it was) the United States sent the plane back AFTER 6 months, IN BOXES! In other words, it is expected, and accounted for _always_.

      I believe it's called "intelligence" or "Spying".

    20. Re:A matter of trust by richie2000 · · Score: 2
      doesn't Microsoft do all development in Redmond, and satellite offices are merely sales and consulting?

      Yes, with a single exception: Microsoft Mobile Internet Business Unit in Sweden, or MIBU (MMI was taken and MSMI sounded too much like "a mess am I"). This unit used to be Sendit until Bill & Ballmer took out their fat wallets and bought the place and integrated it with the Exchange Wireless Group in Mordor. I used to work at Sendit, but I quit that same day. No, I'm not at all bitter that those evil bastards ruined the free republic of Sendit. It's their money and they use it as they wish.

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    21. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well these worthless goat fuckers have a million nukes pointed at us, so we sure as hell better be bugging them.

    22. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone spies on everyone else, and everyone knows it, so this is no big deal.

      What I'm disapointed didn't turn into a bigger story is that the Israeli's located in the US and spying on us apparently knew of about many of the 9/11 terrorists and didn't warn us.

    23. Re:A matter of trust by russellh · · Score: 1
      You know I've often wondered how countries can trust US equipment sold to them (or Russian equipment, etc): Who says that the day Saudi Arabia pisses the US off all of their F15s might respond to the "die now" signal and plummet to the ground?

      The day that happened, nobody would buy hardware from the US. which reminds me, if hardware (computer) copyright enforcement gets legislated, the slashdot crowd will all be buying smuggled Chinese computers... Hmmm...

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    24. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they were at war with said country using hardware they supplied, it's better to fight them and have casualties than to lose weapons trade

      definitely.


      What? did i just hear "its better to have people die than loose money?"

      you can't win wars

      So, you want war do you...

      Fucking yankee war monger.

    25. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you overwrite ICs?

    26. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of the cases of Iraq, Cuba, Nicaragura etc. Damn the American school system must suck.

    27. Re:A matter of trust by Kallahar · · Score: 2
      On a similar note, Switzerland's Crypto AG company was the trusted source of encryption products from WWII until 1998 or so. It came out that the CIA had forced Crypto AG to put a flaw in the random number generator which allowed the CIA to more easily decode encrypted traffic. These products were used world wide by governments to communicate sensitive info that the US (I'm sure) used to its advantage.

      Read more in the Feb.15.99 CryptoGram or the whole story at CovertActionQuarterly

    28. Re:A matter of trust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know such a person who is responsible for maintenance and updating of specs. Unfortunately I don't share your enthousiasm. I think it is equal to checking windows for security... Going through binaries (programs) is extremely difficult if they would even be accessible.

    29. Re:A matter of trust by msouth · · Score: 2

      "Would it be in their national interest to put a chemical that slowly leaches into Westerner's systems, causing cancer or just stupifying the society (i.e. lead)"

      They tried this, but the effect was negligible compared to the efforts that prime time television was already making in that direction.

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  25. If they knew I was going to bug it... by thogard · · Score: 1

    What are the odds that these bugs were put there to be found. Now China will take the plane apart looking for bugs and when they are sure there are no more, there is a good chance that it will go back into service for its intend use. Is the CIA good enough that there will still be working bugs on the plane after its declared clean?

  26. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I do not understand. -Metrollica

  27. Boeing is a private company by Ninjak · · Score: 1

    If there are in fact bugs on China's presidential jet then it is not the fault of the US. Boeing is not a division of the United States government, it's a private corporation that makes its own decisions. No one is to blame but the executives at Boeing. If the wheel fell off your new BMW would you blame the German government??

    Bugging products you sell is certainly not a friendly business practice. I suggest that China take its business to a company that more appreciates it such as AirBus.

    1. Re:Boeing is a private company by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Businesses that work in the defense industry are anything BUT "private" companies: They are governed by very strict rules and are tightly leashed and very closely monitored, and I'm quite sure that they're forced to go along with devious plans every now and then. If you really think Boeing is a private company then when do you think they'll be starting to ship F-22s to China?

    2. Re:Boeing is a private company by Detritus · · Score: 1

      AirBus uses only the finest bugs, lovingly crafted and maintained by the DGSE.

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    3. Re:Boeing is a private company by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
      Boeing would have no reason to bug the Chinese president's plane unless they were ordered to do so by the U.S. government.



      Cryptnotic

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    4. Re:Boeing is a private company by mpe · · Score: 2

      Boeing would have no reason to bug the Chinese president's plane unless they were ordered to do so by the U.S. government.

      Boeing probably have standing orders to bug any plane bought by a government (similarly with Airbus).

    5. Re:Boeing is a private company by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2

      Boeing sells to the Chinese gov't. Boeing would love to have insider information on trade decisions. Industrial espionage is much more cutthroat than international espionage; no company (yet) has nukes.

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  28. The bug in the headboard... by Wakko+Warner · · Score: 2

    ...was for Cinemax's new "World Leaders: EXPOSED" series. Coming this fall. You don't wanna know what they caught Jean Chretien doing -- or DO you?

    - A.P.

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    1. Re:The bug in the headboard... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Isn't that clip going to be sold to HBO and used in Gay Ass Folk?

    2. Re:The bug in the headboard... by rvsrvs · · Score: 1

      So who's this Jean chick? Chretien doesn't sound like a good name for a porno star..

    3. Re:The bug in the headboard... by SpinyNorman · · Score: 2

      Nah, the bugs were to collect material for "Communists gone wild".

  29. Yup by J4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is this a surprise? Gotta wonder how much of the tech China bought during the Clinton administration is booby-trapped

  30. The best quote... by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1
    More broadly, Western diplomats said they believed Washington and Beijing would weather the dispute. "This kind of thing is to be expected," said a Chinese security expert, who noted that relations between Washington and Moscow were not seriously disrupted by disclosures in the 1980s that the Soviets had bugged the new U.S. Embassy. The expert added, "Even if our relations were excellent, we would still spy on each other."


    Well, the other side will own up to it... now for the CIA....
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  31. we'd win... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    our missiles go further and work better.

    1. Re:we'd win... by Grahf · · Score: 1

      Goddamnit, noone wins in nuclear war. Period.

      Now to make the obvious WarGames reference:
      "Interesting game. The only way to win is not to play."

    2. Re:we'd win... by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

      Now to make the obvious WarGames reference:
      "Interesting game. The only way to win is not to play."

      You know what? That goes double for Russian roulette!

  32. Not to worry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the article mentions, the Soviets bugged the new US embassy in the 80's, and although we (the US) complained about it, there was no real effect on relations. The Chinese are complaining now, as we complained then, more for the benefit of the domestic population. Btw, the editors here use unlimited mod points to censor posts. Hide messages like this. There is a small chance that they cooked the whole thing up as propaganda anyway. Now, it will affect how ordinary people think and act, but the very high level diplomatic officals on both sides are well trained to ignore matters like this when in negotiation.

  33. Other way cool spying gizmos by S+Nichol · · Score: 5, Informative

    The US has also used the following nifty tricks to spy on its enemies and its allies:

    1. The ambassador in some Communist country (maybe even the USSR, I don't remember exactly which) would avoid potential bugs in his office by holding conversations on the balcony outside. Intelligence officials noticed there was often a lot of branches on the ground, so they put together a fake tree branch containing a listening device and planted it outside the balcony. Eventually a gardener picked it up, but said intelligence officials grabbed it out of the trash, dusted it off, and replanted it.

    2. When Khruschev came to visit the US during the 1960s, the CIA spent $2 million to divert the plumbing to his hotel bathroom to a special container so they could analyze his fecal matter. Apparently they were hoping to find out if rumors he had cancer were true. The $2 million conclusion? Khruschev needed more fibre in his diet.

    3. The Cabinet room in Ottawa (the capital of Canada for the ignorant) has special curtains that are always drawn. The reason? The US Embassy (an ugly postmodern glass-and-steel combo with foot-thick windows) is just across the street, and happens to have a ton of spying equipment on the roof, including laser devices capable of picking up subtle vibrations of windows and passing the data to a computer that spits out a coherent version of the conversation.

    4. The CIA (although I thought the NRO - National Reconnaissance Office - ran American spy satellite operations) is rumored to have at least one satellite that has the space version of stealth technology. This satellite reportedly uses mirrors to foil visual detection from the ground, thereby enabling to spy on without knowing he is being watched.

    1. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Ryu2 · · Score: 2

      The Cabinet room in Ottawa (the capital of Canada for the ignorant) has special curtains that are always drawn. The reason? The US Embassy (an ugly postmodern glass-and-steel combo with foot-thick windows) is just across the street, and happens to have a ton of spying equipment on the roof, including laser devices capable of picking up subtle vibrations of windows and passing the data to a computer that spits out a coherent version of the conversation.

      Why would the US be spying on CANADA?

      Conversely, why would Canada fear US spying?

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    2. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Two words, back bacon ;man, back bacon.

    3. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by bonzoesc · · Score: 3, Funny
    4. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Why would the US be spying on CANADA?

      For the same reason that Israel spies on the US, the US spies upon Europe, etc : It sure works great at the trade table when you know exactly what the guy at the other side of the table knows, what he thinks, how he's going to approach the issues, etc. Spying has never been just among enemies, because when it comes to the almighty dollar every country acts like an enemy.

    5. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by BillTheKatt · · Score: 1

      We're trying to ferret out their secret plans for igloo construction!

      Canada - It's not just for polar bears anymore
      PS - Canadians are cool, we've got to pick on someone, the British don't get our jokes, and the French...well that's too easy.

    6. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't we made them a state yet???

      ;-)

    7. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, igloos are very structuraly sound. Sounds strange, but if they aren't heated they don't melt or anything bad like that. Being the steriotypical Canadian, I just got home from playing a pickup game of hockey. I then proceeded to build a kuinzi a shelter made out of hollowed out snow. They stay quite warm.

      Anyway, I agree with your PS, but reversed. We like to pick on Americans. British don't get our jokes, and when we make fun of the French, Quebec bitches about not being the butt of our jokes.

      Eh? Ze anglos is makings fun of ze frensch encore. Peut-etre vee should try to separate again.

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    8. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by whereiswaldo · · Score: 1

      I'm wary of these accusations. Mainly because there is no way in hell $2 million worth of plumbing work had to be done just to redirect a drain pipe. It would blow my mind if it even cost $100,000, though I doubt most outfits would charge close to that, even for a goverment project. :)

    9. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The US spys on its allies, just as Canada spys on her allies. We spy on each other, it's the price of being friends.

      Canada doesn't fear US spying in the lower levels of government, like I said, it's a price of being friends. What we fear is the US trying to control our Cabinet by knowing what its issues are and how dicisions are made.

      Remember the level of government of Canada go (Top to bottom)

      Governor-General (Effectivly Canada's president, but she represents the Queen)
      Prime Minister (Real Power)
      Cabinet (Federal Minsitries)
      Commons/Senate (Representatives of the population/provinces respectivly)
      Lieutenant Governors (Governor's of the Provinces)
      Premiers (Prime Minsiter of the Province)
      Provincial Cabinet
      Provincial Legislature/Provincial Parliament

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    10. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by theancient1 · · Score: 1

      The US Embassy [in Ottawa] happens to have a ton of spying equipment on the roof, including laser devices capable of picking up subtle vibrations of windows...

      Can't the Canadian dimplomats say, "hey, since we gave you this huge plot of prime real estate in our downtown core, we'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't cover it with spy equipment." Also hint that next time they want to build a new embassy in Ottawa, they'll have them build it in, say, Stittsville.

      I've heard that the intelligence office, which is also pretty close to the U.S. embassy, is similarly outfitted with spy-deterrent glass and blinds -- and high tech spy gear of their own that is cooler than anything you've seen in a sci-fi movie.

    11. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dstone · · Score: 1

      Why would the US be spying on CANADA?

      Obviously, for the back bacon.

    12. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess that 'Blame Canada' thing is similiar to how us Brits blame the French for everything that goes wrong? Also, what's this 'about' business and why can techies in Canada legally 'steal' US satellite TV (yeah, like anyone would really pay for that junk :) Doesn't that take the fun out of it all?

      Also, my teech are perfect, what's that all about? 'I get me teech seen to on the nar`tional healf'

    13. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...British don't get our jokes..."

      nah, it's just that your jokes are shite.

    14. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Governor-General (Effectivly Canada's president, but she represents the Queen)

      Why the hell do you still have someone answering to the Queen of England? That's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

    15. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dstone · · Score: 2

      IF it's true, it would cost a lot to keep this info from leaking to the plumbers' union, the hotel staff, media, etc. etc. etc.

      Heheh, I said "leaking" in a plumbing post. Heheh.

    16. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 3, Offtopic
      Why the hell do you still have someone answering to the Queen of England? That's got to be the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

      Actually, she is the Queen of Canada, and the United Kingdom. There is no such person as the "Queen of England". That title died 300 years ago.


      It boils down to tradition. The governor-general REPRESENTS the Queen, she does not answer to the Queen. There has been talk of instating a King or Queen in Canada, but that was shot down in favour of keeping the British ties... personally I'd like to see a purly Canadian (ie, non shared) monarchy in Canada.


      What people don't know is that the Crown of Canada is a separate instution from the Crown of Britain. They just have the same figurehead at the top. The Crown represents all the people of their respective countries, not jus the people of Britain. That means that the Aussie Crown represents the Aussies, while the Canadian Crown represents the Canadians. Our Governors-General just happen to be the chosen Kings/Queens for five year periods of the country.


      The Crown still has powers in Canada, called the Royal Perrogative. Originally (Until 1982) none of Canada's democratic institutions existed in Canada's constitution. They all existed by the Royal Perrogative. Our democracy is the result of years of democratic tradition that dates back to the original British Westminster Parliament system, where there are two houses (Commons and Lords). Lords (Senators in Canada) are appointed for life as a safeguard of power grabs by the commons. Of course this changed when they started being appointed by the Commons. Byt you must understand that it is by the existence of the Governor-General and Queen that Canada's government exists.


      To get rid of them, we'd need to make a major constitutional ammendment. A major constitutional ammendment requires: The support of all ten provincial legislatures and a 70% majority in a federal referrendum, and a 2/3 majority in the Commons and Senate. It'll never happen. What we can do, though is appoint a Canadian to be King or Queen, without an ammendment. This has to be done when the Queen dies, or we could ask her to abdicate the throne of Canada (yes Canada has a throne).

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    17. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      I guess that 'Blame Canada' thing is similiar to how us Brits blame the French for everything that goes wrong?

      That about covers it. Canada also blames America for everything that goes wrong.

      Also, what's this 'about' business and why can techies in Canada legally 'steal' US satellite TV (yeah, like anyone would really pay for that junk :) Doesn't that take the fun out of it all?

      It's a steriotype of Canadians that we pronounce "about" like "a boot". The satellite TV bit is that they are illegally transmitting it to Canada, ergo their IP laws do not apply in that case.

      Perfect Teeth? That's also a steriotype of Brits.

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    18. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by crucini · · Score: 2

      It may be more complex than you think. First of all, Russian security would undoubtedly occupy all the rooms adjacent to the Premier's (at least) which eliminates any simplistic "smash through the ceiling/wall" techniques. Second, the people analyzing the stool probably wanted it with the least amount of water absorbed and the least amount of mechanical damage. So you really need a system that separates the stool from the wastewater very near the base of the toilet, and lands the stool softly in the analysis container. All of this needs to be installed without the slightest hint to hotel staff. Oh, and the specific room used by the Premier might not be known in advance. If Russian security is smart (and I think they are) they would get a huge block of rooms and decide at the last minute where the Premier goes. This would help avoid shit-analyzers, bugs and bombs. So the entire shit-trap might need to be duplicated in many rooms.

    19. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by ignavus · · Score: 1

      The $2 million conclusion? Khruschev needed more fibre in his diet.

      Yeah, well, he was eating all that American food, like hamburgers, hot dogs, ....

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    20. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Darren+Winsper · · Score: 1

      We British do get your jokes, its just they aren't funny.

    21. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by SpinyNorman · · Score: 3, Funny

      What the hell are you - some kind of turd engineer?

    22. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Ibby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Easy. The US is trying to get our superior beer recipes...

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    23. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 2
      It's a steriotype of Canadians that we pronounce "about" like "a boot".
      A similar stereotype about Americans would claim that, for example, every American says 'y'all;' regardless of where they grew up; Texans, Bostonians, New Yawk'ahs, LA surfer dudes.
      The satellite TV bit is that they are illegally transmitting it to Canada, ergo their IP laws do not apply in that case.
      Yup. That silly company doesn't sell it's services in Canada, but all those nasty emissions keep falling on our beautiful country. If we just HAPPEN to have a satellite dish running, well, if they wanted us to be paying them, they'd sell the service here. If they otherwise didn't want us to have it, they WOULDN'T BE BEAMING IT AT US!
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    24. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Easy. The US is trying to get our superior beer recipes...

      Couldn't you just give them the recipes for humanitarion reasons? Seriously, letting all those millions of people suffer is appalling.

    25. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2

      >Can't the Canadian dimplomats say, "hey, since we gave you this huge plot of prime real estate in our downtown core, we'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't cover it with spy equipment."

      Yes, but the Americans would laugh. The Embassy is American soil and they can do whatever they want.

      >"Also hint that next time they want to build a new embassy in Ottawa, they'll have them build it in, say, Stittsville."

      Want to break off diplomatic relations?

      Also, you appear to be assuming that the Canadians aren't spying on them as well.

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    26. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by matrix29 · · Score: 1

      Why would the US be spying on CANADA?

      Conversely, why would Canada fear US spying?


      Dave Foley (as Newsradio's Dave Nelson): "Excuse me, listen if you are insinuating that I am a spy or that any member of my family is a spy then you're way off base! Look, just because we're Canadian does not mean we are spies"

      Newsradio Dave sounds

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    27. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the Americans would laugh. The Embassy is American soil and they can do whatever they want.

      Is that right? WHy dont you take your shit and get the fuck out then!! You arrogant piece of shit.

      Want to break off diplomatic relations?


      And do you want to try buying natural resources from a less friendly neighbour? We might just see fit to patriate all your investments and tell you to go fuck yourself ala Revolutionary Cuba.

      Be carefull pal, America dosnt have many friends... dont kid yourself to think that not every country in the world wouldnt like to see America knocked down a few pegs. Outside of the moronic masses, virtually everyone outside of the US gave a collective "Served them right, i hope it feels good" on Sept.11.

    28. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Joao · · Score: 1

      I remember a case in either the Russian or Chinese embassy, where the CIA hired the Xerox repair guy to implant a little camera inside the photocopy machine. They were used to seeing him in the building, working on the machine, that nobody suspected anything. And the little camera would capture every document photocopied on the machine.

    29. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      One I rather enjoyed was that in 1946, Russian schoolchildren gave a wooden U.S. seal to the American ambassador to the U.S.S.R. A few years later, it turned out that it had had a bug installed in it. It's on display at the NSA Museum in Maryland, in the same room as the Cray and the Connection Machine that are there representing now-obsolete technology. Worth a visit if you're in the area.

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    30. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by bobby22 · · Score: 1

      Eh? Ze anglos is makings fun of ze frensch encore. Peut-etre vee should try to separate again.

      So, in all your years as a canadian, you never realized that french-speaking people from Quebec never speak english that way, it's those from France who do.

      Now maybe you understand why nobody's laughing at your "jokes".

    31. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      Sounds strange, but if they aren't heated they don't melt or anything bad like that

      If you don't heat them, they don't melt? How is that strange?

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    32. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by fishboy · · Score: 1


      a small correction-- the queen in canada has had zero power since she signed it away in the 1982 repatriation of the constitution. there is nothing in the constitution that requires the queen's signature or approval for anything-- in this sense the governor general is more powerful than the queen, in that her signature is required for all canadian legislation. the queen is purely a symbol.

      before 1982 all canadian legislation was theoretically subject to approval by the british parliament. the queen could also veto anything, similar to british legislation.

      in this sense we lack the 'royal perrogative' that the brits live under. though by royal assent she allowed the repatriation of the constitution, that was her end of her royal perrogative.

      as well, senators in canada are not appointed for life, but only until they are seventy-five years of age. this is why chretien keeps doling out senatorships to seventy-year-olds, so that he has a large turn-over of patronage appointments.

      also note, (other readers, not the author of the above comment) that the governor general is appointed by the prime minister and has only *not* refused to sign legislation twice in the existence of the office (both to dissolve parliament for elections). she remains largely symbolic but could stop any act of parliament.

    33. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good post, but as a Canadian, your nationalistic sig makes me want to throw up. Leave that stuff to the Americans...

    34. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Luminair · · Score: 1

      You guys are fucking sick in the head. Killing Somolians isn't good either, but you don't see anyone saying "it served those terrorist ragheads good".

    35. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      I am quite fimilar with the French Canadian accent. I am making fun of our Prime Minister, who speaks English that way. Even French speaking people from France have better grammar than that.

      OTOH our PM doesn't speak French worth shit either.

      I was educated in a Fransaskois (Fransaskois: Saskatchewan French) school. I can speak Canadian French quite well.

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    36. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      If you've ever been inside an igloo, you'd understand. They get to about +15C (A little less than room temperature) in there. It's amazing. We built one in school in grade 5.

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    37. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Do you remember the song that served as our national anthem from confederation through two world wars up till the raising of the Maple Leaf?

      Ah well, thanks for the comment on the post.

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    38. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ordered a beer in the US lately? Take your pick of ten really fine brews in any place worth going to.

      Joke about US beer in the 80s, sure, but (thank god) times have changed.

    39. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just need to be more liberal in my :-) placement.

    40. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      And during the same time span crappy american style beer (Um, Bud? Miller? Old Milwaukee?) have been gaining steam big time here.

      At least we still don't need to dring a whole case of 24 to get a little buzz on...

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    41. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by GeckoX · · Score: 1

      Um, you should probably know that an 'embassy' and the land it sits on, regardless of whos embassy in which country, BELONGS TO THE EMBASSY'S COUNTRY.

      [ala Red on that 70's show]

      Dumbass.

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    42. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, no kidding.

      You've heard of humour, right? Guess what?

      On the other hand... a country can't come along and say, "we're building our embassy here, so this land is ours now." The host country has to give them the land first. Which means that: 1) Canada was dumb for giving them land right next to their parlaiment; 2) The U.S. isn't being an especially good guest; 3) It doesn't really matter much, because, well, what do you expect?

    43. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by faichai · · Score: 1

      Funniest Thing Said. Ever. Period.

    44. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by pischke · · Score: 1

      Originally (Until 1982) none of Canada's democratic institutions existed in Canada's constitution.

      Not true. See part IV of the Constitution Act, 1867, for example.

      A major constitutional ammendment requires: The support of all ten provincial legislatures and a 70% majority in a federal referrendum, and a 2/3 majority in the Commons and Senate.

      Where are you getting this from? A referendum is not required, let alone a majority of 70%, and a 2/3 majority in the House of Commons and Senate is not required either. Furthermore, many amendments only require 2/3 of the provinces representing 50% of the population. See part V of the Constitution Act, 1982.

    45. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The constitution act, 1867 did not include what is there now. That was added later. There have been many ammendments to it since 1867, even though that's what the statute is called.

      Read the history of the constitution. Part 4 (The part to which you refer) was repealed in 1931, and the new one was introduced in 1982.

      The official parliament of Canada was declared in the Parliament of Canada Act, 1875.

      In order for a bill to pass parliament, it need a 2/3 majority vote. Therefore ALL ammendments need a 2/3 majority. If you read section 41, you'd know that ALL legislatures, and the Parliament need to consent to the booting of the Queen.

    46. Re:Other way cool spying gizmos by pischke · · Score: 1

      The constitution act, 1867 did not include what is there now. That was added later.

      Wrong. Section 17 was not added later. The link points to the Constitution Act, 1867 consildated with amendments. Section 17 does not have a note indicating any amendment. It is section 17 that establishes the existence of Parliament. Section 18, and the Parliament of Canada Act, 1875 to which you refer, simply clarified the wording of section 18.

      Part 4 (The part to which you refer) was repealed in 1931, and the new one was introduced in 1982.

      The Statute of Westminster in 1931 did not repeal part 4 of the (then) BNA Act. The Constitution Act 1982, does not establish the Parliament of Canada.

      Check out Parliament's own web site: The Constitution Act, 1867 established Parliament, consisting of the Queen, an appointed Senate and an elected House of Commons.

      In order for a bill to pass parliament, it need a 2/3 majority vote. Therefore ALL ammendments need a 2/3 majority.

      Then given that the current government only has 169 seats out of 301, how does it pass any legislation? If a 2/3 majority were required, it would need 201 votes to pass any legislation.

  34. Bug in bathroom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    What's the bug in the bathroom for? Some things you just don't want to listen to, no matter what intelligence you might gain!

  35. I thought communists were supposed to be smart... by bluntmanspam · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I mean, good grief, if Karl Marx wasn't already spinning like a gyroscope in his grave over running 'the people' over with tanks and the like, he would have to going nuts over the general downfall of genius-communism exhibited by the Chinese government here. The U.S. spys on everybody, including friends, so how did they think they would send an airplane back to the U.S. and not have the CIA get their hands on it?

    From Lenin to Jiang Zemin is obviously not progress.

  36. Sounds so familar by jsse · · Score: 2, Funny

    A CIA spokesman, Bill Harlow, declined to comment on the report, saying, "We never comment on allegations like these, as a matter of policy."

    ...did you by chance work for Microsoft before?

  37. Just Because The ChiComms say something.... by quakeaddict · · Score: 1

    doesn't mean its true.

    As for me, if it turns out to be true, I'm glad at least that we, the USA, are starting to push back a bit.

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    1. Re:Just Because The ChiComms say something.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm glad at least that we, the USA, are starting to push back a bit

      Riiiiiight, and before this I suppose we were the timid little school girl getting picked on by everyone else?

    2. Re:Just Because The ChiComms say something.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why i am glad that i understand why so many people are glad with what happened some months ago.

      Good luck.
      I wish US citizens to read more, educate themselfs, have culture and manners.

    3. Re:Just Because The ChiComms say something.... by quakeaddict · · Score: 1, Troll

      I wish that Chinese Gov't would educate themselves, have culture and manners...in particlular when it comes to gross human rights violations.

      this is why i am glad that i understand why so many people are glad with what happened some months ago

      If you are talking about how your stupid, arrogant pilot flew a super sonic jet into a prop plane, and then your government duped you into thinking that somehow a prop plane could run into a jet for some malicious reason, and you *believed* it.....

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  38. And who gives Communism a good name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, and all that occult stuff the Nazis were involved with is what REALLY made them look bad. And their language just sounds, oh, I dunno, kinda angry.

    Please give me just a small fucking break.

  39. You're kidding, right? by MadCow42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    CIA agent to Boeing exec, after arriving at Boeing facility at midnight: "Hi, we're taking over your facility for the next 8 hours for a matter of national security. Go home. If you tell anyone about this, you'll be put in jail for the rest of your life."

    Boeing exec: "Uh.... ok.... uh...."

    Probably not too much more complicated than that.

    q:]

    MadCow.

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    1. Re:You're kidding, right? by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Well, presumably a bit more complicated, as according to the story the airplane had Chinese guards present while it was in the US.

      If it becomes declassified in my lifetime (ha!), I wouldn't mind finding out if and how they pulled it off.

    2. Re:You're kidding, right? by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      I'm sure an aerospace company like Boeing has pretty tight government / miliarty connections, and people with security clearance at the top. I'd have to guess that the CIA worked with Boeing to do it under the noses of the Chinese guards.

      But I'd be interested to hear hear how somthing like this is really done too - not that I expect to!

    3. Re:You're kidding, right? by dstone · · Score: 2

      Well, presumably a bit more complicated, as according to the story the airplane had Chinese guards present while it was in the US.

      I'll bet you could buy off a guard from China with less cash than a Boeing employee. Throw in an offer to import the guard's family over to Prosperous America(tm), and it's a done deal.

    4. Re:You're kidding, right? by Proteus+Child · · Score: 1
      I'm sure an aerospace company like Boeing has pretty tight government / miliarty connections..

      If I recall correctly, Boeing is a US government contractor. The terms of these agreements may well include their cooperating in such a situation unconditionally.

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  40. The question is, what was the bug in the headboard by jhines0042 · · Score: 0

    The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?

    "Awww, thats just pillow talk baby!" --Ash, housewares (Army of Darkness)

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  41. Not Neccesarily the USA by dragons_flight · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, it's certainly the most likely scenario that the CIA would bug this plane, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious? Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill? With that many you're almost certain to get caught and the you'd have to really want the intelligence enough that you'd hope a few wouldn't get found.

    So what are the alternatives? I suppose there are a few other countries with the technology, and a few that might want to spy on China. India might be the next most likely, but they still seem pretty unlikely to be in a position to pull it off. Perhaps it was an inside job then? Maybe China wants a diplomatic incident? Or, maybe their spy agency would be interested in bugging their own president?

    Since no one ever confesses in these situations, and it's unlikely that there will ever be enough proof to really say who accomplished this or how. My money is still on the CIA though, but it forces me to wonder whether the administration is a bit more frightened than they let on? I mean what does it really say if the intelligence is so valuable that they'd risk an almost certain diplomatic incident by using so many bugs on the hope a few bugs would remain undiscovered.

    On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?

    1. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by dangermouse · · Score: 3
      Okay, it's certainly the most likely scenario that the CIA would bug this plane, but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious?

      The CIA isn't always the picture of subtlety, you know.

      Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill? With that many you're almost certain to get caught and the you'd have to really want the intelligence enough that you'd hope a few wouldn't get found.

      We really want the intelligence. Boy howdy, do we ever want that intelligence. The repercussions of being caught are really relatively minor, compared with the potential benefits should the bugs go undiscovered for a while.

      On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?

      Ooh, goody! Let's play conspiracy theory!

      No, terrorism isn't a good enough evil, at least not for military budgets. The American people are only going to put up with that war for so long. It'll be handy for political use, but not for pushing money around long-term. What's needed is a good, solid cold war. You get the occasional flash points (Vietnam, Korea, Guam...) for political brownie points, and you get to pump money into military contractors at a sustained high rate. Not to mention other strategic industries like, say, energy production.

      On the other hand, maybe the general feeling is that the Chinese can only afford to distance themselves from us so much right now, so it's a great time to mess with 'em a little and see what we can get away with.

    2. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Markus+Landgren · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?

      Of course it is, but you need to find a steady flow of new enemies to keep the bombings going, otherwise Bush's popularity would drop.

    3. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Finally, a post with a little thought behind it. I also think we should consider the possibility that the USA was deliberately looking for an incident, and here's why: Everybody in the Bush administration whose voice matters (Bush is not one of these) is a fossil of the cold war. They can't understand foreign policy without a cold war structure.

      There is plenty of evidence the US took active steps to reawaken a cold war, this time with China as the enemy. For a while we were doing absolutely everything we could to piss them off: We bombed their embassy "by mistake," we made it obvious that our spy planes are over their country (one of them crashed), Rumsfeld canceled the decades-long practice of mutual military inspections with China, we are building SDI again, and a bunch of other stuff. All of this shows a clear pattern: we were trying to provoke China to do something that we could point at and say: Hey, look at how evil China is! Then we'd have a "justification" to retaliate with something totally disproportionate, pissing them off even more, and that's all it takes to have a cold war! Fortunately, China appears to have a much more civilized foreign policy than the US and they didn't take the bait.

      Remember that the microphones were planted before September 2001, and the order to plant them is older still. Fortunately for our warmongering administration, bin Laden handed them a kinder present than anything they could have imagined. Now they have a new enemy that they can indiscriminately call "evil" and the world makes sense to them again. This takes the heat off China, but we can't debug the plane by remote control.

    4. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      The reason our (US) plane made an emergency landing (I DID NOT CRASH) is because China flew one of there planes INTO IT! And our plane was in international waters...As to Bush trying to provoke China so we will build SDI, wasn't it a high ranking general from China who threatened the west cost of the USA with nuclear distruction during the Clinton administration???

    5. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by txguy1 · · Score: 1

      This has Doubleclick written all over it.

    6. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by scottgfx · · Score: 1

      (Quote) Fortunately, China appears to have a much more civilized foreign policy than the US and they didn't take the bait (end Quote)

      If only China was more civilized toward their own people.

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    7. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by crucini · · Score: 2
      Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill?

      No. A bug on a plane is mainly going to pick up noise. Barring some amazing noise-cancelling technology, the bug wants to be within three feet of the person speaking. And that's stretching it. So 20 bugs would provide at best very spotty coverage of the plane's interior.
    8. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by ender81b · · Score: 1

      20+ bugs is not a high figure considering spy vs. spy type of stuff. Consider this. How do you know it was only 20? Maybe they just planted a group of 5 that was realy easy to find, another group of 5 kindof hard to find and so on and so forth. For all the chinese know the thing has about 500+ bugs installed in it. And they might never, ever know how many where really installed.

      As for the diplomatic incident - not really. Nations spy on each other (remember the whole China stealing Nuke secrets from US) and, for the most part, just generally make a lot of huss and fuss about it and don't really do anything about it.

    9. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      but I can't help but wonder if it isn't too obvious?

      Maybe these bugs where the ones meant to be found.

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    10. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the Chinese people are much better off then those piss poor people in India who are starving but hey, the Western press does not demonize India like they do with China.

    11. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man, you are the biggest fool in the world if you believe that propaganda...

    12. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if only US would stop murdering their own citizens in the name of law

    13. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your so gullible.

    14. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA by mesocyclone · · Score: 2

      Those were just the bugs they were supposed to find. The others....

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  42. I see.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So by "our" you mean the United States. By "go further" you mean further up America's rectum. And by "work better" you mean that it works better than George Bush's manrod reaming out that same enlarged rectum that is America.

    -Metrollica

  43. Obligatory by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    Well you know we had to try. If they didn't try, I'd want my money back. This is much less embarassing than the "tunnel beneath the Russian Embasy in Washington."

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you understand that Bin Landen had nothing personal with US? It was just an efford to keep his sponsors/investors happy. You think you could be friends?

      Why do we (the civilized ones) have to hear/see people like you (both?)

  44. Communism gives communism a bad name by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    "No man should have two overcoats until every man has one" has NEVER been practiced in any member of the Comintern, or any other "communist" country.

    Name one communist country where the vanguard of the proletariat didn't use its power to gain material advantages.

    Just ask Trotsky.

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    1. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by antistuff · · Score: 2

      Maybe not a country, but part of the reason Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed. There even goes a story that he got into an argument with his wife over having two bathrooms in thier house, where he refused to have two because everybody else didnt have two.

      Some people actully practice what they preach. Dont be so cynical.

    2. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really stupid. Having two bathrooms so they can both take a shit at the same time isn't exactly a huge material advantage over other people. What's wrong with that?

    3. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by haedesch · · Score: 1

      its about the principle, troll

    4. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed

      Che left Cuba because he was a meglomaniac nutcase who was unsatisfied with being revolutionary number two and would prefer to rule south and central America (at least).

      Che did not have the opportunity to demnostrate how many overcoats he would wear because the US knew his plans in advance and were waiting for him with a bunch of Marines and some local troops there to take the credit. It is most likely that Castro himself tipped of the US because Che alive was a liability, Che dead could be made a martyr. All the local troops involved in the operation were subsequently assasinated.

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    5. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2

      Che left Cuba because he was a meglomaniac nutcase who was unsatisfied with being revolutionary number two and would prefer to rule south and central America (at least).


      Fucking bs.

      Someome please mod this guy as (-1 McCarthyite Flaimbait).

    6. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone mod the partent (-1 Bleeding Heart LIberal Who Doesn't Back Up His Statements With An Argument Or List Of Facts To Refute The Statment He Disagrees With)

    7. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth hurts, pinko.

    8. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No man shall have two overcoats before every man has one" really means "No men will have any overcoats". If you want to share your overcoats with other people, stop beating about the bush and do it instead of dictating to the rest of us what we should do with our overcoats.

    9. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Son, you are definately going to have to support your claims.

    10. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      Che left Cuba was because he felt that the principle "no man shoudl have two coats until..." wasnt really being followed. .... Some people actully practice what they preach. Dont be so cynical.

      Yes, and then they get killed.

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    11. Re:Communism gives communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the concept of a communist leader a contradiction in itself?

  45. A friendly double-standard. by KhanReaper · · Score: 1

    China: Nuclear Arms
    America: Espionage
    Great, I am certain this double standard will go over quite well with arms negotiations.

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  46. Re:New joke extended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but the plane was debuged. Say that about M$ software if you can.

  47. Then let's look elsewhere, shall we? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Khmer Rouge, USSR, North Korea.....

    Man, China's starting to look good.

  48. Food by inerte · · Score: 1

    Pretzels part of the menu?

  49. The future that never was..... by Y-Crate · · Score: 1

    CIA Spook: "Boss, we've heard some rather interesting transmissions from the Chinease leader's bedroom"

    Head Spook: "Please, don't tell me if this is gonna be some more 'Happy Fun Time' stuff with him and his missus."

    CIA Spook: "No, sir, we have the translation for you, right here."

    ++++++++Begin Transcript****TOP SECRET+++++++

    "HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA! YUO IZ OWN3D HAHAHAHAHAH COCKSUCKER HAHAHAHAHAHA DUMB LAMAZ, ALWAYS PLAYING HW GUY! HAVEN'T YOU GOT A 1337 RIG LIKE ME? I IZ USING VIRTUAL PC ON MY WICKED 233 IMAC!!!! I CAN RUN TEAMFORTRESS ON UNIX, THAT'S LIKE LINUX, WHAT ALL THE SMART KIDS USE, BUT, NOT AS GAY HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!"

    ++++++End Transcript**********************

  50. Re:What, really is the fucking point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are still at positive karma? I thought you would be negative after your recent posts. How much karma do you have?

    -Metrollica

  51. Everybody spies on everybody by kenneth_martens · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This is not suprising: the US spies on everyone, including allies (yes, even Britain.) (In fact, I saw a documentary the other day about how we bugged the Xerox machine at the Soviet embassy, and got snapshots of all their documents for years.) So while it may be a little embarrassing to get caught, it isn't a revelation. China shouldn't take it personally--we spy on everyone.

    Of course, that doesn't mean spying is moral or ethical--that is another discussion entirely.

    1. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful
      China shouldn't take it personally--we spy on everyone.


      Then we should stop whining when we find out that other countries have been spying on us. It makes us look like a bunch of hypocritical crybabies.

      --


      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    2. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by TenPin22 · · Score: 1

      "China shouldn't take it personally--we spy on everyone."

      Then you are evil, and must die.

    3. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by philipsblows · · Score: 1

      It is precisely for this reason that "we" must spy on everybody. Sort of a "mutually assured security breach" that keeps the world's security organizations on guard.

    4. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then we should stop whining when we find out that other countries have been spying on us. It makes us look like a bunch of hypocritical crybabies.

      Hypocritical? Possibly. On the other hand, when you are the most powerful nation on Earth, with the best-equipped and best-trained military and a large nuclear arsenal, then for better or worse you gain the ability to be that way.

    5. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by AndyS · · Score: 2

      I seem to remember reading that the United States and Britain have a "no-spying" clause.

      Mind you, given how far Tony Blair is up Dubya's arse, I don't think they'd need to spy to get all they need to know

    6. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by strAtEdgE · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uh, news flash, you are hypocrytical crybabies. And the world already knows it, so, too late. :/

      --
      ----- sXe
    7. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      But they all try to spy on us. Thats the way the game is played. Everyone is evil?

    8. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Then we should stop whining when we find out that other countries have been spying on us. It makes us look like a bunch of hypocritical crybabies"

      Same statement goes to China as well. You think they are not spying on everyone else as well? The spies sent for the US nuclear technology some years back comes to mind...

    9. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by free779 · · Score: 0

      When did we whine about other countries spying on us?

    10. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, you know... the rest of the world already knows you're hypocritical.

    11. Re:Everybody spies on everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read the news, moron

  52. The implicit assumption here by LadyLucky · · Score: 1
    Is that the only thing the US did wrong was to get caught.

    The lessons to take away are what was done wrong that led to the bugs being discovered.

    --
    dominionrd.blogspot.com - Restaurants on
  53. Re:Whole new meaning of Picturename by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't now if it bytes, but something is funny.

    Picture used on the post of this on Slashdot is "TOPICUPGRADES.JPG".
    Is Slashdot commenting that news with picture??? Picture is worth a thousand words they say. But the name of picture is important too.

  54. Do you know what's great? by cliffy2000 · · Score: 1

    (start sarcasm here) Publicly undermining the integrity of our great nation while at war with a nation, which, according to many accounts, recieved funding from China. Gee. Why would we bug China? (end sarcasm here) They're funding terrorist groups. The Post can't help itself. This type of expose thrives on diminishing the appearance of government, but in fact, such tactics are necessary to the welfare of our nation.

  55. We bug their buildings too by Goonie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When the new Chinese embassy was built in Canberra, Australia, the Australian intelligence agencies attempted to riddle the building with bugs. Unfortunately, they got caught and it made the national papers. However, the Chinese barely made a squeak about it in public. I think we can safely assume they try to do the same things to us.

    --

    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo
    --Andy Finkel (J. Klass?)
  56. Privacy problems at home too China... by pjbass · · Score: 1

    Last year, the People's Daily, the official Communist Party newspaper, carried an editorial in which it SAID the import of high-tech products from the West constituted a security risk because Western governments would place secret codes or technical Trojan horses inside the products to collect intelligence.

    So do the Communists think they are the only ones having their privacy invaded by the Western government?? What about the bill that was passed after 9/11 that allows the U.S. government to implant back doors into encryption? By the people, for the people, my ass.

    1. Re:Privacy problems at home too China... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      read your homework. that provision in the bill didn't come close to passing.

  57. It's not the first instance by jsse · · Score: 2

    as you can imagine. I've heard a rumor when I was working for IB? in 1994 but since I couldn't find proof of it so take it a grain of salt.

    A report saying that H? has shipped to Middle East some printers which have suspicious chips hidden. It was discovered by China's agents. Due to embargo China had problems getting many advanced equipment thus must rely on their 'partners' to resell some of them, and discovered the case.

    Rumor said that these chips are not merely listening devices, but for more dangerous missile-guided purpose.

    Soon after this instance Microsoft shipped software that included anti-communist messages.

    China has already lost much confidence in using US' technology since.

    1. Re:It's not the first instance by swaic · · Score: 0


      It's not a rumor. You are right. I saw it on The History Channel a while back. They shipped printers to some countries in the Middle East which had the transmitters embedded in them. Their rational was that if there was a printer, then there would be a computer nearby and a possible target.

    2. Re:It's not the first instance by axlrosen · · Score: 1

      Maybe you're thinking of this urban legend?

  58. Re: not exclusive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very true, but the US does have one of the highest percent of wealthy middle class. Though seems to be going the other way recently :(

  59. Maybe they just forgot by phalse+phace · · Score: 3, Funny
    "the American firms were paid about $10 million for the refitting job but China doled out $30 million"

    Maybe China forgot that the extra $20 million they spent were for the bugs.

  60. Trust them ! by TenPin22 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Typical American.

  61. File this under "Duh." by Dan+Crash · · Score: 1

    What do you expect when you get your plane refitted in an "enemy" nation? A hug?

    --
    He who refuses to do arithmetic is doomed to talk nonsense.
    1. Re:File this under "Duh." by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, duh. Look around your house and see how much stuff is actually marked "Made in China". You will be surprised how many items you can find. Now, suppose they all had explosives in them, or were designed to short circuit and set your house on fire, or whatever. Would you go "duh, what do you expect when you buy stuff from an enemy nation?".
      You can call China an enemy or not, but fact is that trade relations are normal and there's a whole lot of trade going on between the US and China. The Chinese have the right to expect that (in this commercial transaction) they will get what they paid for, without silly surprises.
      If I were the Chinese, I'd ask for my money back...

      --

      MSN 8: Now Microsoft even has bugs in their ad campaigns.

  62. Fuck you America! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're gonna get what's coming to you. hAHAHAHahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!

  63. Congrats Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Washington Post is a fine paper, in many ways better than the NYT in their coverage of international economic and (some) political issues.

    And kudos to the Slashdot folks for posting this. As of 11:34pm PST, there is still no mention of this on CNN, although I believe Drudge had the scoop about an hour ago. Since discussions of high-tech developments in China seem to make the rounds here, it is nice to see something like this get coverage as well.

    I'm surprised the Chinese had the plane retrofitted in the US though. If they've got REAL moxie, they'll sue.

  64. sorry 'bout this... by kajoob · · Score: 1

    "CD: The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?"

    All Your Headboard Are Belong to Us

    =)

    --
    Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
  65. Re:I thought communists were supposed to be smart. by Peyna · · Score: 2

    In the words of the great Homer J Simpsons, "In theory! In theory, communism works, in theory."

    --
    What?
  66. Re:Assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are assuming that the news story is correct. How often is this the case? Besides with the stories coming out of the Washington Post atm I would wait for confirmation from another seperate source first (And not just a re-write of that article like so many news outlets do, when they didn't have the story first).

    Now assuming the story is correct (big if)
    Who's to say it was the US?
    If the Chinese officials took $30 mil from their own government, and paid $10 million to contractors. ie They stole $20mil from their own government.
    Who's to say they didn't pay to have the bugs installed for their own finacial or political gain? These are military officials, they have access to communications infrastructure too.

    Or from another perspective. You are a military official of high rank, who just happens to own a fab. plant for local copies of older Intel and/or AMD processors (or insert some other technology here), the government seems to be leaning towards honouring US IP laws. So what do you do? You find a high profile purchase from the US, add in some listening devices that you purchased from one of many US companies that manufacture them, have them installed by someone you trust (or someone you can pay to stay quiet, that $20mil went somewhere).

    What do you get? Distrust in foreign products, opposition to honouring foreign IP laws, in short a huge payoff.

    Of course there is huge risk as well, but I would be surprised if they got to a high office without taking some calculated risks.

  67. Hackers looooove noodles! by pen · · Score: 1

    Hacked by Americans!

  68. "magicians wanted" by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* The U.S. spys on everybody, including friends, so how did they think they would send an airplane back to the U.S. and not have the CIA get their hands on it? *)

    The article said that Chinese security guards watched the entire retrofitting.

    It appears US hired a lot of card-trick magicians or something to pull that off.

    1. Re:"magicians wanted" by tftp · · Score: 2
      It appears US hired a lot of card-trick magicians or something to pull that off.

      How would a guard tell what is in that little metal cube - a relay for the cabin lights or a bug? Even assuming that the guard looked over the shoulder of the technician.

    2. Re:"magicians wanted" by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      How do you know that they weren't aeronautical engineers in PLA uniforms? It would seem to be a reasonable thing to do -- send over technically-trained guards, without mentioning that little detail to their hosts.

      --
      Only the dead have seen the end of war.
    3. Re:"magicians wanted" by tftp · · Score: 1
      It would seem to be a reasonable thing to do -- send over technically-trained guards

      Even a perfectly trained engineer can't see through the sealed components, and most of components are like that - tested and sealed at the factory. The guards would have to be present at hundreds of companies instead of just one Boeing. For example, it would be trivial to add the surveillance circuitry to some existing electronic component, and there are so many of those on an airliner that you can't tell which one was altered. The $5000 TV, for example, could double as a bug and who can tell why this or that chip is inside and what is it doing...

  69. The Simple Solution! by Nathdot · · Score: 2

    Rather than searching the plane to make sure all bugs/listening-devices are discovered, it would be easier just to fit a cone of silence

    "What's that Chief?!"
    "I'm sorry Max, you'll have to speak up!"

    :)

  70. Who's to blame... by IAmSancho · · Score: 1

    When a country has found itself being spied on like this, it is far less likely that they will lash out at the perpetrating nation. Rather, they will be upset with their own people who allowed the lapse in security. That countries will attempt to spy on others is a given nowadays; it's not an act of war or an aggressive thing. I can just imagine China's leadership: "Oh, those sly Americans are still up to their clever tricks. Now who's the dead man who fucked up and let it happen?"

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    Stupid people suck.

    1. Re:Who's to blame... by Legion303 · · Score: 2
      I can just imagine China's leadership: "Oh, those sly Americans are still up to their clever tricks. Now who's the dead man who fucked up and let it happen?"

      From what I understand of Chinese culture, America has lost face and now looks incredibly stupid due to being caught; their own people will probably get medals for discovering the bugs.

      -Legion

    2. Re:Who's to blame... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no... the Chinese think we're stupid. I won't be able to sleep tonight. :(

  71. Why does it suprise you? by jcr · · Score: 1, Troll

    So, a regime that murders tens of millions of the people it rules through forced starvation doesn't bother you, but when that regime demonstrates hypocrisy, you have a problem all of a sudden?

    I'm just boggling at the idea of "giving communism a bad name." It's like calling the Devil himself a "meanie".

    -jcr

    --
    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  72. Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2
    Could this be revenge for the U.S. spyplane that was downed by a Chinese fighter jet and disassembled by the Chinese last year? Think about it:

    • American spyplane flying near Chinese mainland (but over international waters) is struck by a Chinese fighter jet, damaging it and forcing it to land in China.
    • Chinese detain the Americans and go through the plane with a fine tooth comb, probably taking apart and documenting everything they find.
    • After a few months, Chinese dismantle the plane and force the U.S. to rent a C47 cargo jet to take the pieces back to the U.S.

    After that incident, I could see the U.S. wanting to "get back" at the Chinese. Maybe they put the bugs there specifically so that they would be found, or just because they think the Chinese like taking apart planes. You could see it as an "international practical joke".

    This is of course, assuming that the bugs were actually there. Right now, all we have to go on is second hand statements from the Chinese military. Personally, I think it is more likely that they are trying to get out of paying the bill.

    Cryptnotic

    --
    My other first post is car post.
    1. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 2, Informative

      Um... let me get this straight: an American spy plane fucked up a Chinese plane over their territory, killing the pilot, and you think that WE are the ones who should retaliate? I might be missing something, but I suspect it's not me.

    2. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's American, what kind of thought processes did you expect? The U.S. can spend decades destroying other nations, then one of those nations (actually just 19 people) goes and blows up a couple American buildings and it's "unprovoked" and "pure evil" and blah, blah, blah.

      I live in America too, I know how most of the flag-wavers here think. Patriotism/nationalism is by definition hypocritical.

    3. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by mpe · · Score: 2

      The U.S. can spend decades destroying other nations,

      To give full credit the US has been doing this for at least a century.

      then one of those nations (actually just 19 people) goes and blows up a couple American buildings and it's "unprovoked" and "pure evil" and blah, blah, blah.

      Especially where the official story in places dosn't make much sense...

    4. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Straif · · Score: 1

      The only reason the Chinese consider it "their" territory is because they refuse to recognize widely accepted international borders.

      As for the planes. Anyone who thinks that an Aeries II surveilence plane with a top speed of 402 mph and the manuverability of a brick could intentionally or even by it's own actions hit a F-8 fighter jet (top speed 1355 mph) is just plain nuts. That would be like, oh say, blaming a Japanese fishing boat for being hit by a surfacing US nuclear submarine.

      --
      Of course that's just my opinion...... you could be wrong!
    5. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure we fucked up their fighter plane - in the same way as you'd be fucking up my hand if I punched you in the face.

      The Chinese pilot was an idiot. There are photos taken from the US spy plane on previous occasions of the same guy (fyling dangerously close in the same way that got his plane down - there's no evidence he didn't eject successfully, not that it matters) where he's holding up a phone number on a sheet of paper for them.

      If you're gonna be a dick while flying a fighter plane 20' of the wing of another plane, and doing stupid stuff like "thumping" (attempting to deliberately disrupt the other planes air flow), then frankly you deserve to die.

    6. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by MikeApp · · Score: 1

      Interview from ABC

      http://abcnews.go.com/sections/nightline/DailyNe ws /nl_pilot_010405.html

      Q: The Chinese are suggesting the U.S. is to blame because our plane turned in such a way to cause the accident. What is your take?

      A: I can't imagine a pilot that knew there was a fighter anywhere near them would make a turn like that. We never did, we always made very sure if we could turn away from the fighter we did. If we had to turn into them we always made sure it was a nice gentle turn and often times we would start the turn and stop and then slowly enter it again as a signal to them that he needed to pull away.

      Q: Isn't there a certain amount of gamesmanship going on at least in your experience with the Russian pilots?

      A: There was. Most times it was a very straight-forward operation. They would come join on us, see that we were the same airplane that was out there the day before probably, and then leave. Every once in awhile they would get a little closer, stay a little longer and on two occasions they did what we call a thumping maneuver ? where they'd come up underneath us and then pop up in front of our nose and put us into their wing tip vertices and their jet wash and bounce the airplane. And one time they bounced so much that the auto pilot kicked off and we started to make a turn that we hadn't planned on and we had to quickly react to that.

    7. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1, the incident occurred over what is recognized by everyone but china as international waters...


      2, the chinese fighter jet is orders of magnitude more agile than a slow lumbering spy jet, and such any responsibility for a collision would be the chinese pilots fault...


      3, the chinese went over the plane, probably to analyze our intelligence gathering capabilities. quid pro quo.....

    8. Re:Revenge for the U.S. spyplane? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >then frankly you deserve to die.

      S?He did not deserve to die. the pilot was not as good as s?he thought and made a mistake. Unfortunatly what followed was just politics. It was obvious that the chinese simply wanted time to study our plane.

      BTW, russians and american pilots have played the same game for a number of decades. We were simply better at it.

  73. Re:I like Chinese by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 Troll? It's an old Monty Python song, and there's absolutely nothing trollish about it.

  74. Well, obviously. by flacco · · Score: 1, Troll
    The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?

    So they can hear Xiang sob over his tiny, tiny Chinese penis.

    --
    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    1. Re:Well, obviously. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!"

  75. What the US really, really wants from China by Afrosheen · · Score: 2

    I've figured it all out. The US has been spying on China for quite some time (the new cold war?) and I know what they want. I can't believe I didn't discover this fact when the US spy plane went down over China. They want the infamous egg salad recipe. So much trouble for such a small item.

  76. why bug-happy by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* Besides isn't 20+ bugs a little overkill? With that many you're almost certain to get caught... *)

    Perhaps each department planted its own bug without coordinating with the other departments.

    Or, perhaps many other countries planted a bug of their own in the same plane.

    How would the French know if the CIA already planted one, for example? (or care)

    China should make money off of that by starting a bug/spy museum. I would rather pay to see actual spy widgets than Disney Land.

    I visited China once. Their "off limits" signs sometimes say "no into".

  77. Copiers in USSR were bugged. by Ardias · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Way back when Xerox sold copiers to the Soviets, they installed little microfilm cameras in them. The Soviets paid Xerox for maintenance contracts. The field technicians who serviced the copiers would secretly replace the microfilm cannisters when they changed the ink cartridges. The film cannisters were given to the US government as part of a separate service contract with the US.

    Eventually, the Soviets figured out the ruse.

    Obviously, the US government has taken advantage of US technology to bug the Chinese plane also. Just shows there is a benefit to being the world's technological leader. All your enemies have to come to the US for parts and service.

    1. Re:Copiers in USSR were bugged. by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

      Yeah, remember what they said in Zerowing:

      All your copiers are belong to us.

    2. Re:Copiers in USSR were bugged. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Soviets managed to get us in ways that should have been obvious too. Like when the American ambassador in Moscow accepted a plaque from Soviet schoolchildren, and proudly installed it in his study. Of course it was bugged.

    3. Re:Copiers in USSR were bugged. by IHateLinuxUsers · · Score: 1

      Yes, but you are failing to mention that the cavity resonator that was installed had never been seen before, and was based on a principle of wave theory that basically turned a metal tube with a stick into an incredible transmitter. How were we supposed to know that a stupid tube with a stick could broadcast radio waves? I think they deserved that particular victory.

      Big Big Loader!
      bigspender540@hotmail.com

    4. Re:Copiers in USSR were bugged. by guile*fr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder how many butts were xeroed to the CIA...

  78. Re:Not Neccesarily the USA-Bugs--RAID!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "On the other hand, it's equally fair to wonder whether the US wants a diplomatic incident? But I have a hard time justifying that one in these times. Isn't terrorism a good enough evil for the 21st century?"

    Maybe, but note that the plane was retrofitted during the us spyplane colliding with a chinese jet.
    Terrorism wasn't quite the issue it is now.

  79. why don't we bring up... by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 1

    I have not doubt our government would pull this. Actually, I can't blame them.

    Should we spark up the topic of the NSA key in windows? Remember how China almost banned MS operating systems from government use? I bet they are reconsidering that now.

    If you want a job done right you have to do it yourself :) Red Flag Linux anyone?

    1. Re:why don't we bring up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's just because there never was any real security in the Microsoft products. Backdoors are simply unnecessary.

    2. Re:why don't we bring up... by beebware · · Score: 1
      there has NEVER been a confirmed case of a purposefully left backdoor

      Media: Microsoft, XYZ hacker group has just discovered a backdoor in Windows XP, were you aware of this security hole?
      Microsoft: Yep, in fact we delibrately put it there.
      I for one can reallly see that happening (sarcasm mode off).
  80. Good news for Airbus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hrm... I wonder if Airbus will recover some contracts from this incident, having said that, the French are hardly innocent when it comes to spying, the EU investigation into Echelon whilst the French were expanding three listening stations is one good example.

    MI5 managed to get some listening kit into Gerry Adam's car, it's all cloak and dagger huh :)

  81. It's not the bugs, it's the insult. by Kwil · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Heck, it's not the spying they're taking personally. It's the insult of not bothering to cover your tracks well enough.

    To put 20+ bugs in a plane and assume that the Chinese won't find them is simply insulting the Chinese intelligence community and via them, the Chinese government. That's what they're taking personally. It's kind of a "Just how stupid do you think we are?" personal.

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    That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

    1. Re:It's not the bugs, it's the insult. by SpinyNorman · · Score: 1

      Who said we didn't expect them to find them? I'm sure the chinese knew it was going to be bugged just as we'd know they would... so it makes a lot of sense to plant enough reasonably easy to find bugs to give them the false security of thinking they've debugged the plane.

  82. Have you _been_ to china? by Oroborus · · Score: 1

    I recently returned from there, and I can tell you it's not nearly that bad. I travelled through the countryside and large cities, and can say that although the standard isn't up to the west it's still very liveable.

    People aren't starving by the millions, people aren't generally homeless (though this is a problem for the migrant workers in the large cities, as it is in any number of capitalist countries in south america or asia). By and large, the average standard of living is far better than most of south-east asia.

    Now, the issues of political freedom are entirely different. Yes, the oppression of speech and religious freedoms is extreme and prohibitive, and the corruption is significant (though whether it's truly worse than the US is debatable).

    Don't blindly jump on a cause without knowing what you're talking about, in this case you look like a fool.

    1. Re:Have you _been_ to china? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "not nearly that bad"
      uh-huh...

      "although the standard isn't up to the west "
      uh-huh..

      "aren't generally homeless"
      hmmm, not 'generally'

      "the average standard of living is far better than most of south-east asia"
      great...two flavors of dog...

      "Yes, the oppression of speech and religious freedoms is extreme and prohibitive, and the corruption is significant "

      greeaattt...i'd post a more lenghty rebuttal,but i've gotta go pack my bags for the trip there...not

    2. Re:Have you _been_ to china? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say again?

      uh uh huh hmmm greeeaattt..a lenghty butt, gotta go pack it

      I can take quotes out of context too. Mine is funnier though.

    3. Re:Have you _been_ to china? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was in China in 1999, and I must disagree with you completely.

      I live a simple life - sure I love technology, but (for example) I'm much happier with a pencil and a notepad than with the latest and greatest handheld. It is definately more important to have food than gadgets.

      That said though, my experience led me to on a whole feel very badly for the Chinese. I saw plenty of malnoutrition, lack of good medical care, dirty (and certainly not running!) water, no electricity, etc. Sure, maybe you don't absolutely need electricity, but all of these things are pretty close to what I would call basic human needs.

      I saw lots of exploitation by Communist officials as well. To take an example from the western world, would we say that serfs controlled by feudal lords lived well in Europe? Probably not, but anyone who has been to China can certainly see the parallels.

      Perhaps we simply saw different things, but what I saw certainly does not match your description.

  83. The problem, of course, by FriscoJohn · · Score: 2

    is not that we did it, but that we got caught. China wouldn't pass up on a chance to eavesdrop on our leaders....hell, FRANCE probably wouldn't. But anyone contemplating this kind of move has to consider the risk benefit ratio. What were we risking? Not much. China already knows we spy on them, just as they do us. But getting caught does make us look stupid, and someone's head should role for that.

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  84. What Chretien was doing... by Oroborus · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine what, but I bet it had something to do with an inuit carving...

  85. The question isn't how many bugs DID they find... by 8Complex · · Score: 0

    ...it's how many bugs DIDN'T they find.

    I'm sure the CIA is jumping up and down with glee that China only found 27 of the bugs. Of course, the "to date" phrase is noted pretty distinctly in the article as well.

  86. what are they going to do now? by drp · · Score: 1

    Too bad the Chinese government can't find the people responsible for this and run them over with tanks.

  87. Makes you wonder... by xSterbenx · · Score: 1
    CD: The question is, what was the bug in the headboard for?

    I think a better question is, how did the bug on the headboard get there?

  88. ...interesting theory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I think you are paranoid. Just because you see conspiracies everywhere doesn't make it the truth.

  89. Yep.. by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    I am sure the fact that we (USA) could sink most of there boats before they got in range of ours and shoot down most of there aircraft before they got in range of ours would have no effect at all??? After all Sheer manpower sure helped Iraq. They where the 3rd largest army at the time...

  90. Made in USA? by cheezehead · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm wondering: were this bugs marked "made in USA"?

    Seems silly, but (slightly offtopic): years ago, the US tapped a Soviet military communications cable that was running underwater in some bay somewhere near the Asian Soviet coast. Worked well for a while, but when the Soviets finally discovered the tapping device/recorder, it turned out it was marked "Property of the United States government". Somewhat amusing.

    You can read all about it in "Blind Man's Bluff" by Sherry Sontag et al.

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    1. Re:Made in USA? by Shade,+The · · Score: 1

      How do you know it was the US? Could be that the Soviets put that there to blame the US and give themselves a propagando coup.

      Just my attempt to look upon events like this from all angles :)

  91. not funny (for Americans) funny for all others by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not a big deal. americans are getting rewarded for being monitord all the time (big brother serial, bar, etc). they just thought that all civilized people of this earth would love to do so, but forgot to tell it to them.

    anyway, it is not so serious like the Chinese embassy in Jugoslavia that Americans bombed (thus killing all the chinese actors there).

    maybe, if bombarding of chinese embassy is the equivalent of the twin towers attack (in the wide sence i mean), it is time for us to have 24h online show from AirForce 1

  92. Facts.. by DAldredge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We have these things called Facts...

    1: The American spy plane was in international waters (as recognized by the rest of the world save China)

    2: The pilot of the Chinese plan was killed because he flew too close to a larger plane and ran into it

    1. Re:Facts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      . . . And I'm sure you'd react the exact same way if a Chinese plane was caught "in international waters" a few miles off of the coast of California and an American plane went down when it just "got too close," right?

      No, you and the rest of the fucktard "patriots" in the U.S. would be calling for nuking China.

    2. Re:Facts.. by cheezehead · · Score: 1

      1: The American spy plane was in international waters (as recognized by the rest of the world save China)

      No, it was a plane, not a boat. But, yes, it was in international airspace, until it had to make an emergency landing on a Chinese airfield. There's nothing wrong with that in my opinion (an emergency is an emergency), but formally it violated Chinese airspace.

      2: The pilot of the Chinese plan was killed because he flew too close to a larger plane and ran into it

      It seems likely, but we don't know that for a fact. The Chinese would argue (have argued?) that the American plane flew too close to the Chinese plane, causing it to crash. Most likely, both pilots where playing "chicken", and that's a dangerous game with airplanes (duh).

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    3. Re:Facts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Japanese submarines routinely patrolled waters off the west coat of the United States during WWII. Did we go and nuke Japan? Oh wait... nevermind.

    4. Re:Facts.. by neonstz · · Score: 1

      The chinese plane was a highly manueverable jet fighter. The american plane was a slow propeller aircraft. There are also footage showing chinese pilots flying close to american surveillance (remember, this was not a spy plane) planes prior to this accident. It is reasonable to assume that the chinese pilot just flew to close.

    5. Re:Facts.. by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, come on. That's like saying that a dump truck swerved suddenly into a Porsche.

      More likely that the Porsche driver wasn't watching where he was going.

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    6. Re:Facts.. by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Tractor trailers can cause unpredictable, and some times dangerous wind turbulence, causing drivers in smaller, lighter, and theoretically more maneuverable vehicles to lose control. The simple sensible solution: exercise caution when passing large tractor trailers.

      Similarly, flying too close to a large, poorly maneuverable prop plane, is dangerous in itself. But fighter pilots are not known for brains.

    7. Re:Facts.. by morcheeba · · Score: 2

      3. To match the speed of the lumbering prop plane, the fighter jet had to fly much slower than usual. Cars get more maneverable the slower you drive them, but jets get less stable.

      To quote from this good Jane's article:
      ...the EP-3 was doing 180 knots indicated air speed at an altitude of 22,000ft. Such an airspeed is uncomfortable for the F-8, approaching as it is the aircraft's stall speed, leaving it much less manoeuvrable than at its normal cruising speed (an F-8's design maximum level speed is 701kts).

    8. Re:Facts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is usual tactic used by EP-3 pilots.

      There were a simillar incindent in 1987 in North Atlantic. Norwegian EP-3 was spying on russian fleet. Pair of Su-27 were sent to move it away.

      EP-3 did exactly the same. When it slowed down, EP-3's pilot realized that Su-27 can easily fly pretty slow. In the end EP-3 had to leave.

  93. Doesn't matter anyways. by IHateLinuxUsers · · Score: 0

    Those Chinese people speak some crazy language that Americans can't understand anyways. Now all we have is a bunch of surveillance equipment that records people going 'ching bong ding pow wok doy poon tang' all day.

    I mean, that shit's even better than the Navajo code-talkers, man!

    How the hell are we supposed to crack that?!

    Big Big Loader!
    bigspender540@hotmail.com

    1. Re:Doesn't matter anyways. by kcurrie · · Score: 1

      You're such a funny, racist man.
      Grow up fuckwad, and come out of your cave.
      different!=bad.

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  94. Did they do it on purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone think that the Chinese did it on purpose? Meaning, that they new that it would be bugged when they got it back and they decided to "discover" that the bugs were there just as the summit meeting between USA and China are about to begin. Maybe they are using it as leverage.

    just a thougt

  95. Errrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are two _good_ examples of great places to live.

    Maybe you don't understand, you are supposed to give a _counter_ argument to your opponent, not _support_ his argument.

    Geeze! Some people!

    1. Re:Errrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Those are two _good_ examples of great places to live. "
      Spoken by someone who doesn't actually live in those countries...

      I'm in canada...
      oh it's fuckn great...as long as you dont mind:
      -insane taxes
      -corrupt govt
      -brain drain(smart people leaving for US)
      -standing/dying in line for hospital care
      -people afraid to vote other than status quo(liberals) because they'll get 'tough loved' into a overtaxed,underdeveloped hellhole

      oh, and if some people get pissed off and want to rob/kill you..you're shit out of luck...

      see,you're not actually allowed to defend yourself like ANY LIVING BEING should be able to..
      See,cause guns are baaaaaaad...
      when you get that crack-head kicking down your door at 3:00AM you gotta try and figure out...in the dark...what he's got in his hand..
      Then you can use EQUAL force to defend youself..any more and you can go to prison...
      stick...stick
      knife..knife
      gun......opps,you're dead...

      so basically,IF you're lucky..your life is based on the roll of the dice...

      yeah..it's fuckn great...

    2. Re:Errrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time for your thorazine, dude..

    3. Re:Errrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am in US
      - insane taxes (About half of my salary goes to taxes)
      - corrupt government (By looking at number of articles on ./ I think everybody knows that)
      - brain dead ( smart people coming to US and eventually become as brain dead as everyone else who lives here. It is gotta be something in the water)
      - Don't let me start on hospitals and medicine here. Doctor are mostly incompetent and everyone who works in insurance business need to be shot daily, to save the world from this plague.
      - most of the people don't care to vote here anyway.

    4. Re:Errrr.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the shittiness of it seems to be directy proportional to the amount of socialism in our government.

  96. maybe its ok by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    But apart from the name Washington which WP seems to misusing i have been analysing their articles for the last three months - seems they get the scoops or they have very imaginative writers - why does this remind me of a Bond Movie? ha?

  97. No, you are exactly wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Communism is shared property. Capitalism is private property.

    The GNU License gives billions of dollars worth of software to each of us. We each have full ownership, individually, not colletively.

    You can do whatever you want with the source code, as long as you distribute the source code to all your customers, the same way you were given the code. If you make changes and keep them internal to yourself or your company, you don't need to distribute your changes.

    Free software is 90 degrees to both communism and capitalism. It is the revolution of the information age.

    Trying to talk about a new age in terms of the old age will always result in your being wrong. Like trying to talk about the iron age in terms of the Middle ages, or talk about the middle ages in terms of the Roman empire.

    The DMCA and SSSCA are the old institutions trying to take control of the information age. In a very heavy handed mannner, reminds me a lot of facists or communists.

    But they will fail because the information age is an age of perfect communication and instantaneous sharing. When Dimitry was arrested, the Adobe campus was picketted the next day. We respond to threats across all political boundries and with lightening speed. We are bigger and more powerful than any government, or any corporation.

    We are going to win, and you really won't recognize the world in 25 more years. The media related corporate structure is really not needed in the information age. And it is really so funny, because they had just managed to perpetually control all information for the next 150 years too.

    Why do I need a book publisher when I can publish my own book to the world with the click of a mouse button?

    Why do I need a movie studio when I can shoot my own movie with a $10,000 movie camera that I can rent for just a few thousand dollars.

    Why do I need a software publisher when I can work with a world wide team of programmers who will customize software for me, in exchange for my help?

    You should probably prepare yourself for the coming changes.

  98. That's why China doesn't like US-equipment by GauteL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    .. even software.

    Any manufactured item which doesn't have it's guts wide open always have the possibility of stuff like this.
    It is actually rather impossible to know wether for instance MS-software does not have government requested back doors.
    Free software probably also have some risk, because it would be impossible for someone to be sure that the millions of lines of source code, some which are rather difficult to understand, could not have some small back door.

    1. Re:That's why China doesn't like US-equipment by andrewski · · Score: 1

      "It is actually rather impossible to know wether for instance MS-software does not have government requested back doors."

      More like "impossible to deny!"

  99. My local paper reports[mod at +5] by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ok, I found a web page for it!

    From the Associated Press, in response to the Enron ordeal:
    [snip]
    The spokesman [Ari] said Bush is always ``looking out to protect America's jobs and taxpayers' money.'' He noted, for example, that Bush has talked to China about purchasing a Boeing aircraft.
    [snip]

    I'm always looking in this paper for the dumb shit they report, but this is got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

    Of course they want them to buy Boeing aircraft, the special ones.

    I must somewhat defend the CIA or whoever did this. I mean, they spy on us... why not spy on them for a change. I'm sure the Chinese have planted a few bugs here and there.

    It's just funny they got caught is all.

    1. Re:My local paper reports[mod at +5] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a change? You stupid, or something?

  100. Why would they use american planes? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    Why in the name of all that is un-american, would the chinese let a bunch of yankies have _anything_ to do with their leader's transport plane? we all know that the american government cannot be trusted, period, (especially since bush came in). surely they can make their own planes and 48" tv's?

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    1. Re:Why would they use american planes? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

      True, but i'm sure there are other sources - russia? maybe an ally? or they could just buy an old (not too old) plane from some random place and fit it out themselves. I suppose maybe they just couldn't be bothered, and knew the americans would back-stab them so they just went ahead with it, and planned to do a full bug sweep right from the start.. or maybe it was one of them who planted the bug to make it look like the americans..

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  101. It needed to be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as the Chinese Commnits Party insists upon occupying Tibet, making threats against Taiwan, jails and murders it's own citizens in record numbers, executes those prisoners by blood type in order to harvest organs for transplants, is building a nuclear arsenal with ICBM delivery with increased accuracy (Thanks Bill Clinton), then every means possible needs to used to watch the leadership of China. I approve any method used to monitor these people. China has been selling technology and weapons to terrorist organizations and even gloated in a public bradcast when the Trade Towers were hit on 9/11. By buying Made In China labels, more money is flowing into the treasury that allows the Red Army to expand.

    I would have been disappointed if an attempt had not been made.

    1. Re:It needed to be done. by autopr0n · · Score: 2

      jails and murders it's own citizens in record numbers

      Actually, the US just surpassed Russia in the percentage of population jailed, making us in yet another field 'number one!' We are way, way ahead of China as far as jailing goes. Btw, Texas kills more people as a percentage of the population then China does.

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  102. One more score for linux by perrin · · Score: 1

    In the eyes of the chinese govt, this cannot be but another reason not to trust closed source operating systems made in the US.

  103. lol@ your bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dammit this is funny.

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  105. Giving communism a bad name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Who the fuck gave it a good name?

    Joe Stalin?

    Mao?

    Pol Pot?

    The dumb shits in North Korea?

    Fidel Castro and his vibrant economy?

    Karl Marx himself, who was downright stupid enough to think that economics is a zero-sum game, and that workers would work without any incentive?

    I'll at least give Lenin credit for *using* communism to take power. If you think communism *deserves* a good name, you're one of Vladimir Ilyich Ulanyov's "useful idiots".

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  108. Satellite navigation by pacc · · Score: 1

    Anyone has the specification of a
    2x2 cm device that can contact
    american spy satellites?

  109. Live Hot Amateur Chinese Sex! by Un1v4c · · Score: 2, Funny


    Maybe it was one of the X10 cameras...?
    Anyway, you can get the headboard pics and wavs over at alt.binaries.erotica.amateur.chinese.government
    E njoy!

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  110. Numerous Bugs.... by wowbagger · · Score: 2
    (no, the rest of this comment is not a M$ bash).

    There is a good reason you put 20+ bugs on the aircraft.

    You know the Chinese will inspect the aircraft with a fine tooth comb - they aren't stupid. So, one of two possible outcomes:
    1. They find no bugs. Then they get really suspicious, since they know we've bugged the plane
    2. The find some <N> bugs, and cannot find any more. Now, they have to assess whether their "N" bugs is large enough they can conclude they've found them all.

    So the trick is to plant N+M bugs, making sure that they are all so difficult to find that the Chinese are likely to only find N+X bugs, where X<M.

    As for the issues of spying - EVERYBODY SPYS ON EVERYBODY ELSE. That's how the game is played. You don't get pissed when you get fragged on "the hill" when you are playing King of the Hill (unless you are a complete lamer), and you don't get pissed when you find you are being spyed on by another contry. However, you DO make political hay of the event - that's part of the game as well.

    If we DIDN'T spy on everyone else, if we DIDN'T bitch when we caught them spying on us, then the rest of the world would point at us and make "googley" circles around their temples.
  111. Conspiracy Theory by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    Let's look at this from the conspiratory angle:
    1) china begins building up nuclear arms
    2) china buys us-made jet from boeing, a company that could use ANY business
    3) china pays $30 mill for a $10 mill job
    4) bush chokes on a pretzel
    6) the plane gets bugged (wow, what a surprise...)
    7) china makes a big deal about this...

    the only conclusion that makes any sense is that china wants baywatch

    1. Re:Conspiracy Theory by beebware · · Score: 1

      I kinda lost you at the conclusion, I was sure it was the Simpsons episode where they go to China. They probably haven't seen that one yet for some strange reason (although it was probably mainly animated in somewhere like Taiwan or China).

  112. Monty Python by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is for fags. Go take a shower, loser.

  113. Re:A matter for men by Chris+Y+Taylor · · Score: 2

    It sounds like somebody has been reading David Gerrold's _War_on_the_Chtorr_ series.

  114. this isn't a new idea by Drath · · Score: 1

    Um things like this have been going on for years, during the cold war the cia had xerox implant a survelance device into the copier that was installed in the russian embassy, apparently it provided information for quite a long time. (Thanks discovery channel documentary and my personal boredom)

  115. To borrow a line from a song by erpbridge · · Score: 2

    I hear the secrets that you keep
    When you're talking in your sleep

  116. Not to justify any of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    But if I was going to 'bug' someone's plane, I'd bug every stupid place I could get one into. After all, if you're going to eventually get caught (and you always do) you might as well put them everywhere you can. They'll never get a chance to work in this plane again, probably

    As for your titillating thoughts of listening to the guy in bed... maybe he talks in his sleep. In fact, they probably don't know if he does or doesn't, but wouldn't it suck if you didn't put one there, and found out later he did?

  117. Actually, I would prefer... by ColGraff · · Score: 2

    ...to have joined the Mile High Club much earlier in life, and simply be - ahem - maintaining my membership status while in my eighties. 62 years is too damn long to wait, sorry. Seriously though, if Ben Franklin was bonking french court chicks while a diplomat in France during the Revolutionary War, why can't this guy be enjoying one of the perks of power? Good ole' Ben was, I think, in his seventies at the time.

    One last thought: if I were the Chinese premier, I would be flattered the CIA thought I'd still be an active member of the mile-high club.

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  118. Maybe the Chinese did it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They need to keep that nationalist fervor strong, since they're an unelected, despotic oligarchy, and it damages Boeing's rep at a time when they're desperate to sell planes.

    Maybe someone can substantiate these rumors I've heard:
    1) The Chinese embassy in Belgrade was being used as a command & communications center against NATO, which is why it got hit.
    2) Chinese companies were installing equipment to help Iraq shoot down US planes in the no-fly zone.

    And a question: Does anyone think that the hostage situation was just China capitalizing on the accident caused by a hot-dog pilot, or did they actually plan it as an ambush?

  119. Obvious bugs by 3ryon · · Score: 2

    It seems like the purchasing party always finds bugs in these kinds of deals. In fact, the Chinese probably wouldn't have been happy stripping the plane apart until they found at least one bug.
    So, if your the CIA, the obvious thing to do is plant a few bugs were they will be found....and hide the others much better.

  120. Inside every Happy Meal, a surprise! by Dan+Crash · · Score: 1

    In all seriousness, would YOU recommend sending our Air Force One to China for refitting? Of course not. It would be an obvious security breach. Hence the "Duh."

    It's one thing to buy toys and trinkets from a hostile country, another to give your most important military air vehicle over to them to refit. That's just stupid.

    And as far as those toys and trinkets go, we shouldn't even be buying them from China. McDonald's Happy Meal toys -- what could be more American than a Happy Meal? -- are made mostly in terribly unsafe factories by young Chinese women and girls who are fired if they try to unionize.

    When another Chinese toy factory burned down a couple years ago (it happens a lot) several workers died choking on poisonous smoke because there was only door out of the factory. "Witnesses interviewed by Guangdong television said the workers were unable to escape because the windows were sealed by metal screens to prevent theft." Many women have died from handling toxic chemicals without being provided with the proper education or necessary protection. Many more are breathing in chemicals every day which are known carcinogens.

    In America, we wouldn't let anyone work in these conditions, yet we let corporations manufacture and import goods that were produced under such conditions.

    So, yeah. I feel no pity for the Chinese government. They deserve what they get and more. But I wish the same retribution on Corporate America for sacrificing people's lives and safety for cheaper Barbies.

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  121. To quote Bill Hicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Voice of the US government:
    Remember you are free... to do as we tell you!

  122. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ooh say can you see by the dawn's early light,
    what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched...

    USA! USA! Get those little red bastards! Whooo!

  123. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Message to Chinese. Don't f__k with us. We'll get back at you. Care for another quality American-made plane?

  124. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bug in the headboard? It's called extortion. Nice to have it handy. Nice to know when others can use it as well.

  125. Just a misunderstanding... by davevr · · Score: 1

    This was explained in another Slashdot story. They were installed by another branch of the Chinese government to monitor the email and web surfing on the plane..

    ;-)

  126. Re:A matter for men by StuffMaster · · Score: 0

    A very good series too!

  127. Bush's special interests by gad_zuki! · · Score: 5, Insightful

    First off two wrongs don't make a right. The bigger question to me is why would the US do this to a plane that will be examined from the top down the second it gets delivered? The mostly likely conclusion is to generate more tensions between the US and China.

    From the get-go the bush administration has been very adamant on trying to create a new red-scare ostensibly to help defense contracts get through. Think back before 9/11 and look at the various games of cat and mouse the US has been playing with China.

    The sad part is that there is lots of trade to be lost by being percieved as the world's biggest spy. Look at the European take on MS and government collusion, Echelon, etc.

    In the end this kind of strategy will cost companies revenues, jobs, and negatively affect the economy just to appease the military-industrial complex. In a slumping economy pissing off your potential customers is very bad business and I doubt the big defense contracts are going to make up for what the US is going to lose in trade by its reputation. Even if they did the money comes from American taxes, so its a no-win situation.

    This is cold war politics at action. The Russians took this kind of thing as par for the course, but our current administration does not have a firm grasp on how important perception is in the 21st century. The old cold war games may now not be non-event exchanges but could cost us dearly.

    1. Re:Bush's special interests by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      "The bigger question to me is why would the US do this to a plane that will be examined from the top down the second it gets delivered? "

      Becasue if they miss one or two and if we even get one that happens to over hear something than it was a sucess (for the CIA)

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  128. Spying is Business as Usual by cryptochrome · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They spy on us, we spy on them, and generally it's not a bad thing because it gives insight into whether those you are spying on are posing a real threat or just being belligerent, and prevents either side from preparing surprise attacks. The diplomats know this, which is why you rarely hear of spying - it's just business.

    The question you should be asking is, why is China making such a big deal out of this now, when they haven't before? Why were they so aggressive towards that EP-3, and more recently the P-3? What might they have up their sleeve - an actual push on Taiwan, or a military challenge to the US in the Pacific? You should read Jane's and Stratfor's reports on the subject before you go crying on how unfair this is, particularly when the US has strong alliances with South Korea, Taiwan, and the Phillipines, and an obligation to defend Japan.

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    1. Re:Spying is Business as Usual by supabeast! · · Score: 2

      "The question you should be asking is, why is China making such a big deal out of this now, when they haven't before?"

      They aren't making a big deal out of this; CNN is. This kind of thing happens all the time, little press releases pop up here and there. The only difference this time is that some asshole at CNN.com decided to make it front-page news, and other morons picked up the story from there.

  129. Obviously, not an american. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bush and his henchman obviously "convinced" Boeing to do this. There is no doubt in my mind that Bush's approach to USA will guarentee that we are heading for the crapper. How many countries will quite buying American products due to M$'s Backdoors and now Boeing's Bugs? When Bush and his buddies were busy screwing over the nation with enron, it was obviously only the top of the barrel.

  130. Oooh. Bugs. That's NOT the point! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Oooh, bugs. Yeah, no shit!

    There are always bugs in the residences of diplomats and the various cubby holes of mid-range political activity. But at the higher end of the scale. . . That is, if there are bugs on the Chinese version of Air Force One, then you can safely bet that they WILL be found.

    Which means that they were meant to be found.

    Bugs aren't interesting.

    The interesting thing is that it made high profile 'real' news (i.e., the Washington Post).

    Why? Easy. -To further the programming of public awareness on both sides of the Atlantic.

    -See stories about how China now filters Email. Look for similar material over the next few months.

    The highschool play unfolding on the world stage is clearly being performed in order to cast China in the role of the next big bad guy.

    Why?

    So that when the curtain finally goes up on 'act 2' (-That'd be the whole plot development between Pakistan, India and China, each with nukes, BTW), the U.S. will have paved the way for public sympathy in supporting the country most able to provide, um, oil. And general fear.

    I'm betting on concentration camps being open for business in the U.S. in another ten years. Maybe sooner.

    Why?

    Cuz Fear is Food. Solution? Refuse to play. Fear is a choice. Laugh a lot. Love your friends. Stay healthy. Learn how to avoid the bullshit, in the air, in your food, in the programming. The end of the world, (beginning of the new), only happens once in a very long while; Try to enjoy it!


    -Fantastic Lad

  131. propaganda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i bet they didn't find any. i think its more a propaganda ploy by the
    Chinese government. they are probably hoping mr bush falls for it and goes
    on the defensive. perfect timing for his visit next month.

  132. Good try. Too bad they caught it by danielobvt · · Score: 1

    This country has nuclear weapons and the delivery system to get to the US. If our intelligence teams haddn't tried to take advantage of this chance, they would have been failing in their duties. My only regret that they got caught. They would have done the same thing if the situation had been reversed.

  133. Globalization of the Electronics Industry by El_Che · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering: were this bugs marked "made in USA"?

    Try "Made in Taiwan." Or even, "Hecho en Mexico."

  134. overheard by danger42 · · Score: 1

    All Your Conversations Are Belong to Us

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  135. Something seems odd... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    From the BBC:

    "The reports in Britain's Financial Times newspaper and the Washington Post quoted Chinese security sources as saying that the tiny, satellite-controlled bugs were discovered when they emitted static during test flights in China last year."

    Static? As in they made noises? When last I checked, listening devices have small microphones, not speakers. And while a problem could cause sound to come out of the microphone, would it really be loud enough to hear? And are US listening devices so unreliable that all 20-something malfunctioned in the same way at the same time?

    Either the story is made up, China isn't saying how they really found them, or these devices were meant to be found for whatever reason.

    At any rate, finding the bugs only when they made their presence known is what happens when you have a system that values loyalty over skill...

    1. Re:Something seems odd... by Kwil · · Score: 2

      Bugs are useless unless you can get the information out of them at some point.

      If they're continually transmitting, it's a dead giveaway. So you passively record for the most part, then on occasion you transmit what you've recorded in a highly concentrated micro-burst, probably not audible to human ears. However, this burst is going to set up waves on *some* frequency or other. If you don't have the right decryption hardware available, you just get this strange burst of.. well.. static.

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  136. Hey, what about...? by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ya know, considering the microphone in the headboard, I guess this adds a whole new twist to the saying "Don't let the bed bugs bite."

    You may all groan now... ;-)

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  137. Re:What, really is the fucking point? by Mr.+Poopy+Pant · · Score: 1

    and why isn't this moded down?

  138. Gullibility factor- high by raoulortega · · Score: 1
    I've noticed that all these posts seem to assume that the Chinese are telling the truth about the existence of the bugs, and then assume that somehow the evidence is conclusive that there is only one possible source for thealleged bugs.

    Since the story validates most Slashbots' worldview, (US evil, everyone else good) I guess that's not surprising. I wouldn't doubt that these are the same people who during October were saying that any attacks against the Taliban were unjustified because the US gov't was fabricating evidence, and are even now a bit disappointed to learn the truth.

    But then, what do you expect from people who also believe The X-Files is a documentary.

  139. My personal conspiracy theory by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    Looking at the political fallout in the PRC because of this, I wonder if they were really bugs at all.

    Here's what we know so far of what happened: A plane that was built in a hangar guarded by the People's Army, put together by workers under constant surveilance by officers in the PRC military, using parts gone over with a fine-toothed comb, had not one, not three, but over twenty "listening devices" planted on it. By all accounts, there is already some big political backlashes working their way through the ranks of the PRC military, with several arrests already made of the soldiers that were supposed to be guarding the plane.

    On top of that, we know the plane was supposed to have the best defenses that money could buy. It might very well be the most secure plane in all of the PRC. But now that it's known to have been bugged, can the Party really believe that all the listening devices were removed? In a crisis with the US or one of its allies (like, say, Taiwan), can the plane truly be considered a safe and trusted hideaway for their president?

    So will he be using an older, less well-defended plane instead? Wouldn't it be funny if that plane was the one that really had the bugs?

    All the "listening devices" on the plane were discovered after somebody reported hearing static. Was that really static, or was it really an MP3 of the Marine Corps Band playing Stars and Stripes Forever, flaunting the PRC with the placement of these "listening devices?"

  140. What do you mean "for a change"? by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

    they spy on us... why not spy on them for a change.

    For a change? That's a new one. You either have to go for the big sarcasm price or be the most naive person alive.

    Not that it is necessarily a bad thing to spy on the Chinese, that judgement I leave to others. :)

  141. And on all of the bugs are written.... by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    "Chinese Diplomats are Weenies" :)

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  142. Doesn't have to be Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider this: Boeing manufactures or has a hand in manufacturing several successful military aircraft, including the F-22. Increased tensions between the US and other countries, and increased military spending are potentially quite good for them -- potentially worth much more than the now-at-risk $2 bil. deal with China. It's not hard to imagine that someone within Boeing would take the initiative to do this without any prodding from the government.

  143. How to be stupid by nowt · · Score: 2
    and look that way.

    So much for the word, "intelligence".

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  144. Speaking of CIA's PR by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Anybody look at their website lately? Here is their lame attempt to respond to ubiquitous evidence that the CIA in the past provided training and funding to terrorists like bin Laden. Even the tobacco companies did better than that! But what I really want to know is how much of our tax dollars funded the CIA's development of this "terrorism busters" logo. yeesh.

  145. Mod parent down, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy was actually making sense until the last half-sentence.

  146. name a country that gives communism a good name by Dr+Fro · · Score: 1

    If I have to give someone a second overcoat I worked to own then why would I bother with the effort in the first place..?

    Anything material I accumulate affects someone else about as much as my not eating peas as a child affected kids starving in Africa.

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  147. Heads of state... by spong · · Score: 1

    Actually, she is the Queen of Canada, and the United Kingdom.

    More accurately, she is the Queen of Antigua and Barbuda, Barbados, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Solomon Islands, St Kitts and Nevis, St Lucia, St Vincent and Grenadines, The Bahamas, Tuvalu and the United Kingdom.

    Apologies to any people that I have forgotten, or included erroneously.

    1. Re:Heads of state... by dadragon · · Score: 2

      You missed Australia.

      Her title changes with where you are. In Canada,
      her name is "Elizabeth II, by Grace of God, Queen of Canada, Queen of the United Kingdom and Queen of her other realms and territories across the seas"

      In the UK she's "Elizabeth II, by Grace of God Queen of The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Norther Ireland, Defender of the Faith.

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  148. the fact still remains . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that he was compiling his own personal library of nuke secret tapes, which ended up in a landfill and were recovered by the FBI. i have yet to hear a good explanation of why he was doing this. regardless of if he was convicted of espionage, that behavior is highly suspect, and as it turns out, a major felony which he was convicted of. BTW he was not effectively exonerated of anything, he was given a plea deal because the Clinton White House was afraid that the investigation looked racist, which is now the most serious crime of all. The government never said he was not spying, nor did any jury exonerate him of any charges. get your facts straight.

    1. Re:the fact still remains . . . by Tofuhead · · Score: 1

      AC, do you know what the word "effectively" means?

      < tofuhead >

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  149. Did you ever consider, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that those are the 20 bugs they wanted them to find?

  150. Raise the Red Lantern? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    What does Raise the Red Lantern have to do with the revolution? And you listed it twice too, btw.

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  151. Goddamn it by _pi-away · · Score: 1

    Us - China relations were FINALLY starting to improve, even with the national missile defense program: now it's all straight down the crapper.

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  152. That's because they arn't communist, dumbass by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Deng Xiao Ping once said "There is nothing wrong with getting rich". When the defacto ruler of your country says that, you don't live in a communist country anymore.

    When Mao died the CCP leadership basically decided that 'capitalism' was better then 'Maoism' and the related insanity. They now claim only to be 'socialist' and are trying to model their government on the neo-fascist Asian governments in Singapore, South Korea and (formerly) the Republic of China on Taiwan.

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  153. USSR under **STALIN** a beacon of light!??! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Are you NUTS!?. Sure, the USSR may have managed to industrialize quickly, but so did the damn Nazis. That isn't much of a statement in and of itself. Stalin's Russia was a brutal nation and loaded with oppression. Inside and outside of the government. Probably as close to Orwell's '1984' as any society so far.

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  154. Probably not by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Dude, cuba trades with every other contry in the world. Not trading with the US couldn't possibly be hurting them that much.

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  155. My kingdom for a modpoint by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    hahaha

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  156. CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST EITHER! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The chinese government hasn't claimed to be communist since Mao died. Read a history book!

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  157. They were NOT spying.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all of the crap the RIAA is pulling with ripping stuff to MP3 and streaming audio, the White House was just looking for something new to listen to, that's all...

  158. North Korea by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The dumb shits in North Korea?

    The guy's name is Kim Jong-il.

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    1. Re:North Korea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Kim Jong-ill. The dude is loony.

  159. Actualy by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    As of now China only has a few nuclear weapons. Mostly just a 'see we have nukes too' kinda thing. China basically said that if the US goes ahead with their missile shield, they'll start building more. In a couple of years china will have a whole new lineup of modern, shield penetrating technology.

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  160. Yeh, but by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    The government of Taiwan calls itself the "Republic of China", and at one point claimed to be the legitimate government of the whole thing. It's easy to see how people with the inelegance level of Janet Reno could be confused.

    (Also, there are three ethnic groups in Taiwan, Taiwanese, who are Han Chinese who immigrated in the 1600s. Chinese or "mainlanders" who moved over in the 1940s when the communists took over, and promptly took over the island. And 'natives' who would be like Native Americans here)

    Oh, and btw Anti-communism in the Kuomintang government that took over Taiwan in the 1940s would have made Joe McCarthy look like Karl Marx. But they did have a lot more to worry about : P

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  161. Eavesdropping treaty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got an idea. Why don't we agree to mutual eavesdropping... They let us plant a bug in their presidential meeting room, we let them plant a bug... in our presidential toilet. I'm sure they'll find it quite equitable.

  162. Jesus you idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Boeing didn't retofit the plane. Three smaller contract companies did! Boeing made the plane, but they didn't furnish it. And they would never had had a chance to put bugs in.

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  163. Don't forget: Accoustic Kitty! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    And of course there's the 1950's era cyborg cat we tried to cook up. Didn't work to well though.

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  164. vision: Boeing sue US for harming repuation by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    (* Even a perfectly trained engineer can't see through the sealed components, and most of components are like that - tested and sealed at the factory. *)

    They should have X-rayed everything I suppose.

    (* For example, it would be trivial to add the surveillance circuitry to some existing electronic component,.... *)

    The description hinted that they were fairly obviously bugs. But, we don't really know the details.

    I wonder what would happen if Boeing sued the US gov for harming its reputation. I bet the US would deny any involvment. IOW, it would be Boeing's burden to show that the defendant planted them, which nobody will ever admit to.

    But, it would make a cool trial.

  165. Why?? by Danse · · Score: 1

    Why the hell would you want to have a monarchy anywhere?!

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  166. You are a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass

  167. NOT BOEING!!! by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Arg! Boeing didn't do the refit job. Several US contractors did. Quoth the artical "Dee Howard Aircraft Maintenance L.P., Gore Design Completions Ltd., Rockwell Collins Inc. and Avitra Aviation Services Ltd., a Singapore firm, " Also, They purchaced the plain from Delta Airlines, not Boeing.

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  168. More like by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    No, the message we sent was more like "We can't install bugs for shit."

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  169. WTF!? by autopr0n · · Score: 2

    Why is it that people can base such strong convictions on such stupid foundations. The static mentioned could have been radio static, or static electricity. audio static would have been the last thing I would have thought they meant. Haven't you ever heard the stewardess say 'turn off all cell phones and electrical devices during takeoff' before? It's not because they make white noise in the cabin that distracts the pilot.

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  170. It was done during Clinton years by dusanv · · Score: 1

    If you read carefully you'll see that the Bush administration just inherited this from Clinton.

    Just for the sake of accuracy ...

    D.

  171. Re:Facts.. [ / opinions] by the+bluebrain · · Score: 1

    1: The American spy plane was in international waters (as recognized by the rest of the world save China)

    I had the strong impression the case was such that the plane was in international airspace (as defined by the US for China), but if a Chinese airplane were as close to the coast of the US, the US would say it was in US airspace (as defined by the US for the US). Pretty damn close, anyway.

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  172. Payback! by Shanep · · Score: 2

    The US should have delivered the plane as parts for them to assemble.

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  173. Bug everyone for everyone to look in on. by 3seas · · Score: 2

    With all the Cameras going up in the world to look in on the general population, why should the governments feel left out?

    I mean, if having cameras on the general population helps to curb crime, then imagine the crime reduction we can all experience from making the government internals public broadcast.

    and think what we could do with the savings!

  174. You want a what? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    personally I'd like to see a purly Canadian (ie, non shared) monarchy in Canada.

    What! Why on earth would you want to return to an archaric leadership concept. Monarchies represent a past littered with cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion, injustice . . . well you get the idea. Time to let it die. The French had the right idea a few hundred years ago.

    1. Re:You want a what? by Christian+Smith · · Score: 1


      Monarchies represent a past littered with cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion, injustice

      A bit like the modern US of A then ...

      The French only helped you lot to piss the English off. Not some idealistic crusade.

      Oh, and the French went on an imperialistic rampage throughout Europe after toppling the monarchy, with associated cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion and injustice.

    2. Re:You want a what? by dadragon · · Score: 2

      What! Why on earth would you want to return to an archaric leadership concept.

      We wouldn't be returning to anything, we'd just be repatriating it.

      Monarchies represent a past littered with cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion, injustice . . . well you get the idea. Time to let it die. The French had the right idea a few hundred years ago.

      The American republic (of old, you've changed now) also represented such things. The loyalists were stripped of any rights and thrown in jail or put to death without a trial.

      France did have the right idea. They were not a democracy, they were a totalitarian monarchy, which I believe are evil. England was a democracy, but the democracy of England controlled her American colonies, which had no representation. It wasn't the monarchy you threw out (well you did, but that wasn't the goal). The goal was to rid yourselves of foreign rule.

      After you did that, England shit their pants, and said "Well, we'd better give out remaining colonies represntation." Canada benefitted by having colonial legislatures, and representation in the Imperial Parliament.

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  175. We have a Monarchist in our midst? by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2

    A bit like the modern US of A then ...

    A vapid swipe with no justification.

    Oh, and the French went on an imperialistic rampage throughout Europe after toppling the monarchy, with associated cruelity, poverty, slavery, oppresion and injustice.

    Actually the French wrongly went from a Monarch to an Emperor. Bad move.

    It should be noted that Napoleon did destroy entrenched feudalism thru out Europe. He did grant constitutitions and instantiated formal law codes where none existed before.

    However, the point of this discussion that privilege and power by birth is absurd and wrong. If you prefer to be ruled over by an aristocratic class hurry, get your passport ready, there are a still a few more ruling monarchies around, but not for long.

    All totalitarian style governments are unjust and immoral and fortunately fast becoming obsolete. The Monarchy is one of this set and should be relegated to the reject pile of history.

    1. Re:We have a Monarchist in our midst? by dadragon · · Score: 2

      Ah, well you (I'll assume you're in the USA) have a constitution with checks and balances in it to prevent power grabs, right?

      Same deal in Canada, but we have a PERSON to be the ultimate check and balance. For the most part, a king or queen (they lack capitals unless you're refering to a specific king or queen) is just a puppet of the people, however they can refuse to sign a bill that would give Parliament more power, for example, another example would be if the opposition party was in the middle of a leadership race, and the PM trying to call an election, which is legal, but it is undemocratic, the people would only have one choice.

      The monarchy is like a fire extinguisher, it will probably never be used, but that doesn't make it useless. In Canada the monarchy's sole purpose is to prevent undemocratic power grabs and other such stuff.

      A king or queen should theoretically be apolitical in nature, not associated with any party. They represent the people now, not themselves as was the case when America separated itself from the empire. The institution of the monarchy is completely different now than it was 200 years ago, pretty much the things that remained were birthright and the title. The situation that existed 200 years ago is dead, and should stay that way. The problem is that most people associate a monarchy with what existed 200 years ago.

      Oh, btw, my idea was not to have a royal family a la Britain, but instead we appoint a person to be king/queen for life, then choose a new one when they die. There is a word in German for it, the word translates as "A selected King", but I can't think of it off hand.

      You assume that a monarchy is automatically totalitarian. Look at Europe, I can't think of ANY totalitarian monarchies in western Europe. Belgium, The Netherlands, Denmark, the UK, Sweden, Norway, all are democracies, and all are monarchies. They have a king or queen but also an elected parliament where the real power lies. The monarch is just a figurehead, s/he doesn't have any real power like the President of the USA does.

      Monarchies are not bad. Totalitarian monarchies are. Just as totalitarian Republics are bad. I'd take Canada's monarchy over China or Russia's republic any day.

      Another point I'd like to make is that there is an aristocracy in the USA. It doesn't carry any titles with it, but it does include privelege and power by birth. The Old Money Rich. They are America's aristocracy. Look at your Senators and Congressmen, and see how many come from these families.

      The USA is a republic, and it works. Good for you. Canada is a monarchy. It works too, we're free, have rights, and can vote for whoever we want, just like the Americans.

      If you're wondering about my sig, it's the last line from the chorus of "The Maple Leaf Forever", which served as Canada's national anthem from confederation till the repatriating of the constitution in 1982.

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    2. Re:We have a Monarchist in our midst? by Christian+Smith · · Score: 1


      > A bit like the modern US of A then ...

      A vapid swipe with no justification.


      I would class the long running slave trade, the genocide of the native people, the land grabs, the racism, the continuing poverty among the poorer people of the US as plenty justification for the comment.

      It's all very well you Americans bleating on about democracy and your constitution, while all the time, the US is based on all of the above human tragedies.

      And do you know (or care!) how many military dictators the US put in place and/or supported? For example, a good friend of mine was tortured in prison in a state that had a US sponsored military coup, because she was a member of the communist party.

      Don't get me wrong, I have no love for our (British) monarchy, and have nothing against Americans for the most part, but this high horse attitude really pisses me off.

  176. Do we always take China's word? by Kymermosst · · Score: 2

    Last October, days before its planned maiden voyage, Chinese military communications experts discovered numerous high-tech listening devices planted inside the plane, according to Chinese and Western sources, who said they had been told of this by Chinese military officers and aviation officials. The plane was grounded and has not been flown since it was delivered.

    Ahh... let's see... Chinese and Western sources heard it from some Chinese military officers and aviation officials.

    Definitely must be the truth.

    I'm not saying they didn't find them, but I haven't seen any pictures, or anything other than hearsay.

    Remember, this is being put out by the same government that did wonderful things like the Tiananmen Square massacre, countless human-rights violations, more executions than all other countries combined last year, and other fine things.

    Personally, I hope we've got listening devices planted everywhere we can in their government.

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  177. Can anyone say Redflag Linux by theolein · · Score: 0

    I think that it would have been comparitively easy for US intelligence agents to get their technicians placed among the workers of the companies that did the outfitting of this plane and install the bugs, even though they were being watched by Chinese Security Officials. I suspect your average Intelligence Official is an oxymoron and wouldn't really know what to look out for or what an electronic spying device was even if it was placed directly in front of him.

    And what can happen with an unknown plane outfitting company could just as easily happen with Microsoft, or at least I can imagine that the Chinese would be given to thinking along those lines. Since this incident happened before China oficially decided to use RedFlag as it's main OS I can well and truly understand the rationale.

    I just wish that some other national institutions in Europe would act likewise, most notably the Bundestag in Germany, which is trying to decide whether to Linux or not.

  178. Re:Oooh. Bugs. That's NOT the point! by NoWorries · · Score: 1
    I'm betting on concentration camps being open for business in the U.S. in another ten years. Maybe sooner.

    Try now.

  179. CIA must be real happy by Beevis · · Score: 1

    They're elated 'cos "only 20 of the bugs were found."

  180. If you bug the Chinese government... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...are you curious again an hour later?

  181. covert channels by townmouse · · Score: 1

    For example, when communicating with China (or a compromised computer), the NIC might stop sending for, say, 20s. In an even-numbered minute for 0, or odd (for 1). And depending on the type of NIC, there are probably much broader channels.

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  182. A good article describing security measures by morcheeba · · Score: 2

    Here's a good article that describes the extensive security measures taken by the chinese during the retrofitting. For example...

    - chinese experts swept the plane for bugs 3 times before the plane left san antonio for beijing
    - a 6 foot chain link fence around the plain guarded 24 hours/day by 25 chinese troops
    - close supervision of work (i.e. someone looking over your shoulder all the time)
    - control of tools and equipment brought on to the plane.

    The article ends up suggesting that maybe the chinese did it... after all, 21 chinese airforce people were arrested.