The SWG community has been waiting for a mythical "Producer's Letter" since last November, fabled to detail the roadmap and plan for the game over the next few months.
It was promised for 'January'.
Needless to say, it still hasn't been posted, and a thread enquiring about it reveals the following exciting information:
* The Community Relations chump has been off work sick today. * The Producer has mysteriously been out of town today.
All this despite having several months to write the damn thing.
Yeah yeah, spin it all you want. Server mergers are a BAD thing, because it means there's not enough players to fill out the servers you set up in the first fucking place. Anyone who suggests otherwise is a shill on SoE's payroll.
Given what Smedley did to SWG, nobody trusts anything he puts his name to.
The players have spoken. And moved onto EvE and WoW.
Stealing is stealing. Pretending that it doesn't matter doesn't stop it from being a crime.
Let's hope more thieves are convicted.
It's always about money with Smedley
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Pity he has to ruin every game he's had the misfortune to affect.
Given his track record with Star Wars Galaxies, how can ANYONE trust his ability to break the essence of gaming down into marketable chunks? All he'll want to do is charge a fortune for each individual game component, then fuck everything up six months down the line making the components worthless, and everyone's investment pointless.
The sooner Raph wises up and sacks the useless parasite, the better.
For fuck's sake. Those numbers in the summary are from Best Story. The ONLY time the festering abortion that is SWG got a vote was in 'Best Story', because despite SoE's best efforts to condense the Star Wars Mythos into Kill-Ten-Rats, there's still decades of back-story.
Was there TOO MUCH READING FOR YOU, ZONK, YOU FUCKING SONY SHILL?
The real results for the finals, and congratulations to CCP and EvE for the excellent showing:
EVE Online - 40% World of Warcraft - 31% Guild Wars - 13% City of Heroes - 8% Dark Age Of Camelot - 5%
What a surprise... No Sony games in there. Excellent work, Smedley.
Perhaps a more efficient means would be for the grandparent to fuck a select few 'root nodes' in the ass. At which point, these recipients, still dribbling with gelatinous manslop, can spread out further and fuck others in the ass on the grandparents behalf. The new receivers will then fuck others, also in the ass. (I believe the grandparent makes that clear). In essence we have the beginnings of a global pyramid of spontaneous homosexuality, with our friend the grandparent as the instigator of this sodomite orgy.
You mean the art of taking good game genres and turning them into absolute lowest-common-denominator shit so the fucking downs syndrome kiddies can understand them? Just slap a Star Wars logo on the box and you can shovel any kind of shit to market.
Some fucking art indeed. Remember - people don't like reading, right whoreface?
Anyone who buys a Playstation 3 is directly responsible for financing the following consumer atrocities:
1. Rootkit laden CDs 2. Corporate vandalism of urban neighbourhoods. 3. Fake reviews of lacklustre products, shilling for publicity. 4. The destruction of MMO communities.
In the course of 2005, Sony went from being just another business to the Evillest Corporation On The Planet.
Capitalism works - starve these bastards by refusing to buy Sony.
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islamics could use the slot to plug their bombs into.
Sure, the Bulldozer was great, but that fucking Dumper Truck was a waste of fucking time!
I hope they remake it for the modern age, where you play an Israeli bulldozer driver who gets to wreck Palestinian settlements.
Now that's something I'd pay for.
Why can't islamics participate in any form of debate without threatening to kill everyone who dares disagree with them?
Why can't islamics participate in any form of debate without threatening to kill everyone who dares to disagree with them?
Pity Ubisoft are evil, according to EA Games who've never shat on their employees at all ever.
Both companies still hammer SOE into the ground though.
The SWG community has been waiting for a mythical "Producer's Letter" since last November, fabled to detail the roadmap and plan for the game over the next few months.
It was promised for 'January'.
Needless to say, it still hasn't been posted, and a thread enquiring about it reveals the following exciting information:
* The Community Relations chump has been off work sick today.
* The Producer has mysteriously been out of town today.
All this despite having several months to write the damn thing.
What next? The dog ate it?
Not Good Enough, Sony. NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Yeah yeah, spin it all you want. Server mergers are a BAD thing, because it means there's not enough players to fill out the servers you set up in the first fucking place. Anyone who suggests otherwise is a shill on SoE's payroll.
Given what Smedley did to SWG, nobody trusts anything he puts his name to.
The players have spoken. And moved onto EvE and WoW.
Stealing is stealing. Pretending that it doesn't matter doesn't stop it from being a crime.
Let's hope more thieves are convicted.
Pity he has to ruin every game he's had the misfortune to affect.
Given his track record with Star Wars Galaxies, how can ANYONE trust his ability to break the essence of gaming down into marketable chunks? All he'll want to do is charge a fortune for each individual game component, then fuck everything up six months down the line making the components worthless, and everyone's investment pointless.
The sooner Raph wises up and sacks the useless parasite, the better.
Yet another game that's more successful than anything SOE can shit out.
Smedley must be proud. There's more players in a Southshore vs. Tarren Mill raid than on an entire server of a Sony game.
I know you're listening, 'cos you're as bad a Slashdot Junkie as the rest of us.
A question for you...
How does it feel knowing that Smedley's ruined your dream?
Everyone knows the skanky ho's on this game will be desperate lonely men.
May as well kill any worthless fucker signing up to this abomination and be done with it.
For fuck's sake. Those numbers in the summary are from Best Story. The ONLY time the festering abortion that is SWG got a vote was in 'Best Story', because despite SoE's best efforts to condense the Star Wars Mythos into Kill-Ten-Rats, there's still decades of back-story.
Was there TOO MUCH READING FOR YOU, ZONK, YOU FUCKING SONY SHILL?
The real results for the finals, and congratulations to CCP and EvE for the excellent showing:
EVE Online - 40%
World of Warcraft - 31%
Guild Wars - 13%
City of Heroes - 8%
Dark Age Of Camelot - 5%
What a surprise... No Sony games in there. Excellent work, Smedley.
340 dead towelheads in the Hajj.
IT'S NOT FUCKING ENOUGH!
Which is more than can be said about islamics, and their insistance on refrying shit.
Perhaps a more efficient means would be for the grandparent to fuck a select few 'root nodes' in the ass. At which point, these recipients, still dribbling with gelatinous manslop, can spread out further and fuck others in the ass on the grandparents behalf. The new receivers will then fuck others, also in the ass. (I believe the grandparent makes that clear). In essence we have the beginnings of a global pyramid of spontaneous homosexuality, with our friend the grandparent as the instigator of this sodomite orgy.
Embrace this Open Source Opportunity.
(It makes a fuckload more sense than free iPods!)
You mean the art of taking good game genres and turning them into absolute lowest-common-denominator shit so the fucking downs syndrome kiddies can understand them? Just slap a Star Wars logo on the box and you can shovel any kind of shit to market.
Some fucking art indeed. Remember - people don't like reading, right whoreface?
By the third anniversary, when collision detection is slated for entry into the ground game
So the last two remaining players can bump into each other.
Too little. Too late.
Not Good Enough.
Yes Smedley.
I hope the shill check from Sony clears before Xmas, you sycophantic cunt.
Dog eating gooks, the lot of them!
Sony. Evil. For fuck's sake am I the only one who sees it?
Actually I'm waiting for the Revolution.
A bit like you're waiting for your father to get home to deposit a double-nutful of mangoo up your distended anus.
Dickwad.
Anyone who buys a Playstation 3 is directly responsible for financing the following consumer atrocities:
1. Rootkit laden CDs
2. Corporate vandalism of urban neighbourhoods.
3. Fake reviews of lacklustre products, shilling for publicity.
4. The destruction of MMO communities.
In the course of 2005, Sony went from being just another business to the Evillest Corporation On The Planet.
Capitalism works - starve these bastards by refusing to buy Sony.
It doesn't just take an idiot to ruin a game based on the most popular movie franchise in the world.
It takes a deliberate act of corporate sabotage.
One can only hope, that when the servers close in February, that Smedley is summoned to Sony headquarters to have one of his fingers sliced off.