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FDA Considers Redefining Chocolate

shewfig writes "The US Food and Drug Administration is considering redefining 'chocolate' to allow substitution of vegetable oil ($0.70/lb.) for cocoa butter ($2.30/lb.), and whey protein for dry whole milk. There are already standard terms to differentiate these products from chocolate, such as 'chocolatey' and 'chocolate-flavored.' The change was requested by the industry group Chocolate Manufacturers of America. Leading the resistance to this change is high-end chocolate maker Guittard, with significant grass-roots support from the Candyblog. The FDA is taking consumer comments until April 25. Here is the FDA page on the proposed change, which oddly enough does not say what the proposed change is."

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  1. Oh, great by nmb3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As if American chocolate wasn't bad enough as it is...

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    1. Re:Oh, great by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

      As if American chocolate wasn't bad enough as it is...

      Nonsense!

      The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese, American Pizza, American Wine, American beer... oh wait!

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    2. Re:Oh, great by flyingsquid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but this move will allow the government to increase the chocolate ration to 20 grams per week.

    3. Re:Oh, great by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hope this doesn't fly ...

      You got your peanut butter in my chocolate-y flavoured vegetable oil!
      You got your chocolate-y flavoured vegetable oil in my peanut butter!
      F*ing gross, dude! I ain't eating that sh*t ...

      Not to mention the "anal leakage" you'll get from eating too much "vegetable oil chocolatey junk".

    4. Re:Oh, great by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Stop.. please stop.. you are getting me nauseous. I need a drink of fruit juice.

      Oh damn. even that lacks actual fruit. (27% my eye)

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    5. Re:Oh, great by 246o1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Though I am not a chocolate freak, I have to assume that there are American chocolatiers who make fine products. Just because most people in America are satistfied with non-gourmet products doesn't mean that those products aren't out there.

      I am someone who like pizza and beer, and I know there are lots of good pizzas and beers to be found out there. Of course, everyone's definition of a good beer is different, but I've come across a lot of really good stuff in America, from John Harvard's house brews in Boston to Sierra Nevada and Anchor Steam in Frisco.

      And apparently there are some good American wines out there, though I don't really give a shit about wine. I believe something called Screaming Eagle has quite a good reputation and is from California.

      As for the FDA decision, well, I'm all for stricter standards in food naming, generally speaking, even when it's a luxury food.

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    6. Re:Oh, great by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Without researching much, Ghiradelli is a higher end chocolate brand in the US. I'm sure there're others as well.

    7. Re:Oh, great by Rank_Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

      California is part of America, and we make some very good wines here. The price of French wine has come down quite a bit because of competition from the U.S. as well as Australia.

      From Wikipedia....

      In addition to large scale wineries, Napa Valley's boutique wineries produce some of the world's best wines. The producers of these wines include but are not limited to: Araujo, Bryant Family, Colgin, Dalla Valle Maya, Diamond Creek, Dominus, Dunn Howell Mountain, Grace Family, Harlan, Husic, Kistler, Jericho Canyon Vineyards, Marcassin, Screaming Eagle, Shafer Hillside Select, Sine Qua Non and Vineyard 29.

      Today Napa Valley features more than two hundred wineries and grows many different grape varieties including Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, Merlot, Zinfandel, and other popular varietals. Napa Valley is visited by as many as five million people each year, making it the second most popular tourist destination in California, second only to Disneyland.

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    8. Re:Oh, great by Volante3192 · · Score: 1

      Ghirardelli ...serves me right for not double checking the spelling before posting...

    9. Re:Oh, great by systemic+chaos · · Score: 1, Funny

      With even less research, so is Guittard.

    10. Re:Oh, great by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

      I don't eat chocolate all that often but the last time I was in Vegas I stopped by an Ethal M chocolate shop, I think it's an american producer... bought a few boxes that seemed way overpriced but the taste was pretty damn good.

    11. Re:Oh, great by kklein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Um, Northern California is one of the world's most-renowned wine regions. And the American microbrew explosion has been producing international-awards-earning beers for well over a decade. And pizza IS American food (as in, it is not the same as the original Italian food from which it is derived). And there is a growing number of excellent cheese companies in America. I'd be the first to admit that American-made chocolate (as in, they MADE the chocolate, from scratch, instead of just buying it from France and repackaging it--cough No-Ka cough) is nothing to write home about (unless the text of the missive was "It sucks."), but seriously, American gourmet has come a very long way in recent decades. Just, you know, to be clear... I know it was a joke and all, but... You know.

    12. Re:Oh, great by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      Eh, there are plenty of small boutiques in america which have really good chocolate, but yeah, all the mass-produced american stuff sucks.

    13. Re:Oh, great by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As if American chocolate wasn't bad enough as it is...

      Sheesh. You do realize that the USA is a really, really big place, right? There are literally thousands of chocolate makers. I assume this insightful comment is based on sampling each and every one of them, right? (I know this is insightful because, after all, Slashdot moderated it so).

      In other news, America makes great beer, wine, cheese, ice cream, meat, etc, etc, etc -- and also awful examples of the latter products, depending on the price you want to pay.

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    14. Re:Oh, great by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The ultimate goal of every American food manufacturer is to produce a product that can sit on a shelf, unrefrigerated, indefinately. They've already achieved this with Twinkies.

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    15. Re:Oh, great by PRMan · · Score: 1

      ...American software, American movies...

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    16. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Oregon and Washington make some damn fine wines too. Why spend $50 on a French Burgandy when a $15 Oregon Pinot Noir is almost as goood.

    17. Re:Oh, great by identity0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was just thinking the other day when I bought some Japanese candy that one of the differences is the taste isn't as strongly sugary/oily as American chocolate. Japanese snacks in general tend to have a more darker chocolate than American ones, it seems.

      Does anyone know about specific differences in nationl "chocolate standards"?

    18. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there maybe is good wine, cheese, beer and so on in America, but the trouble is that you have to first search for it and then pay a fortune. In Europe, you buy the cheapest stuff and it tastes just fine.

    19. Re:Oh, great by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Twinkies can survive thermonuclear war. Bet you can't say that about any of your so-called gourmet pastries from Europe.

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    20. Re:Oh, great by azakem · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese, American Pizza, American Wine, American beer... oh wait! You know, every one of those things is great... if you go for the local or regional favorites, and not the mass-market production line crap. If you want good American beer, go find a good micro-brewery, there is almost always one nearby. You want good American wine, don't buy two buck chuck or that stuff that comes in a plastic bag. Pizza? C'mon. American cheese... well maybe I'll give you that one. That Kraft stuff makes good dog treats though. And on another note... everybody follow that link and tell the FDA what you think about this nonsense. Maybe the system will work like its supposed to for a change.
    21. Re:Oh, great by c_forq · · Score: 1

      I know it is a joke, and I did find it amusing, but I would like to take this time to point out that pretty much every product in America has a range of price and quality with some really freaking good products at the top. For example Milwaukee's Best is one of the worst beers made, but there are hundreds of amazing micro-brews along with the mass produced Sam Adams at twice to four times the price of Milwaukee's Best. Likewise if you are going for cheese there are some amazing Brie cheeses produced in the states, but the cost per pound is about five-fold of Kraft and ten-fold of the store-brand knockoff. So basically anything you can think of you can find someone producing an amazing version of in America, but not on a shoestring budget.

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    22. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the "anal leakage" you'll get from eating too much "vegetable oil chocolatey junk". gives new meaning to the hershey highway...

    23. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had many different types of chocolate from europe. Pretty horrible.

      Give me Hershey's any day.

    24. Re:Oh, great by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You do realize that the USA is a really, really big place, right? There are literally thousands of chocolate makers.

      Living here, indeed I do, and I realize I wasn't exactly verbose, but I was referring to commodity chocolate, the kind of stuff you might find at a gas station. I know you can find incredible chocolate at specialty stores and the like.

      However, if we're just talking about off-the-shelf style candy, I'll take the European stuff any day. For some reason most Americans seem just fine with the brown wax misleadingly known as "chocolate", but anyone who has tried candy from abroad knows what we're missing out on.

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    25. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Cheapest tastes just fine? Not for wine! Mid-low end, OK, but when you get to cheapest... (/me shudders)

      However, I've had great beer in the U.S.A., and it's not hard to find either---plenty of good micro-brewery stuff. The best pizza I ever had was in NYC (the 2nd best in Rome, Italy).

      However, I've never had a good glass of American wine. I'm sure it exists, everyone tells me so, but not at a price that I can afford. Compare Europe, Australia & NZ where even mid-price wine is excellent. I have never had an even acceptable cup of coffee anywhere in North America, and as far as I can tell, I've never eaten cheese in the U.S.A. What I was served may have been associated with a cow, but cheese it was not.

    26. Re:Oh, great by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Maybe you guys in the lower 48 states have nasty beer, but Alaskan Amber is still my favorite beer. And there's a bunch of guys here in Anchorage who started a place called Moose's Tooth (and a spin-off called Bear Tooth) that brews some really, really good beer as well :) Oh, yeah...you can get truly awesome pizzas at the Tooth (well, both, errr, Teeth...whatever) as well.

      American wine, American cheese, American Chocolate...yeah, you're probably right about that.

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    27. Re:Oh, great by jbellows_20 · · Score: 1

      but anyone who has tried candy from abroad knows what we're missing out on.

      I'll second that motion. The cheap easter candy in America just flat out sucks. In comparison, the cheap easter candy in say Germany is on par with some of the finer chocolate here.

    28. Re:Oh, great by Terminal+Saint · · Score: 5, Funny

      Twinkies don't have a shelf-life, they have a half-life.

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    29. Re:Oh, great by rossifer · · Score: 1

      I have enjoyed chocolate around the world, including Belgium and Switzerland and IMHO, craft made chocolates from the US (I'm specifically thinking of Sharffen Berger (Hershey), Ghirardelli (Lindt), and Dove (Mars)) are the equal of any chocolatier anywhere in the world.

      Also, Cadbury and Kraft are in the process of ruining many European chocolate brands, so it's not like the rest of the world is free from crap chocolate.

      Of course, my palate may not be as refined as yours, so I'm not expecting universal agreement on such a personal subject as chocolate. But there is excellent US-made chocolate. It is simply necessary to be somewhat discriminating.

      Ross

    30. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you can always find high quality American products once you start moving upscale. Pound for pound though, if I compare the average American off the shelf chocolate to a comparable German (for example), the quality difference is astounding.

      I have yet to find reasonably priced American chocolate that is even close to approaching the quality of Milka and Ritter Sport in taste and texture. The same goes for beer.

      American companies are so focused on maximizing revenue that they'll take any shortcut they can continue to pull the cash out of the consumers pockets.

    31. Re:Oh, great by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Mars is actually noticeably better than either Hershey or Cadbury (the latter IMHO), however not much beats Lindt or Valrhona.
      -nB

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    32. Re:Oh, great by zippthorne · · Score: 1, Troll

      Isn't Ghiradelli really just re branded Nestlé though?

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    33. Re:Oh, great by clarkn0va · · Score: 1
      And this from a person with chicken nuggets in his/her sig!

      Seriously though, I've done enough shopping in enough states to know that if you want good chocolate or good cheese, you can either spend your entire day looking for it, or you can just shell out and buy the imported stuff.

      And no, our chocolate in Canada is no better. Our cheese, beer, ice cream and meat, on the other hand...

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    34. Re:Oh, great by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Nope.There's crap here also.

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    35. Re:Oh, great by c_forq · · Score: 1

      If the majority of Americans value higher class chocolate you will find it to get cheaper and more accessible. That is one of the things I love about America. As for now, Hersey and Dove are good enough for most, so that is what you will find the most of. For things America excels in I would like to point to coffee and donuts. I have yet to find the variety and quality of American pastries anywhere else, and even the cheaper donuts here are pretty dang good. Enough Americans care about better coffee and donuts that higher quality products have come down in price and are extremely accessible.

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    36. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      If you think Ghirardelli or Godiva's is good chocolate...its not.

      But I can't really blame most Americans for not knowing any better.

    37. Re:Oh, great by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      And pizza IS American food

      Not even _remotely_ correct. American Pizza is a regional variation on Pizza. A crap, regional variation, with too much topping & too much fake mozzerella. Sorry.

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    38. Re:Oh, great by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      You could call it that but you'd have to start calling Lexus a rebranded Toyota.

    39. Re:Oh, great by Nataku564 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live in Wisconsin. We make good cheese.

      http://www.wisdairy.com/AllAboutCheese/Cheesemakin g/WisconsinCheeseAwards.aspx

      Carr Valley makes some of the best stuff out there. Try some Cave Aged Cardona and have your opinion of American cheese forever changed.

    40. Re:Oh, great by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I think your point that you responded to was that the French don't go out and buy expensive foreign wines. They buy the local stuff, and it's good. Their "local stuff" is our "fancy imported brands." But there isn't anything to say that it's really any better than your own local stuff. I live five miles from a winery whose wines I enjoy very much. It's inexpensive (but not box-o cheap), but I'd put it up against wines costing twice as much. I also live five miles from two other wineries whose wines are absolutely terrible.

      I have weird taste in wines though. Probably very American, depending on what you think American taste in wines is. I prefer to taste the grapes rather than the barrel, so I don't think it's necessarily so much of a sin to age in stainless casks. I absolutely despise Cabernet, for instance, because the smoky barrel taste is so overpoweringly strong it's like drinking liquid jerky.

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    41. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oregon and Washington make some damn fine wines too. Why spend $50 on a French Burgandy when a $15 Oregon Pinot Noir is almost as goood. You answered your own question.
    42. Re:Oh, great by Dahamma · · Score: 4, Informative

      Isn't Ghiradelli really just re branded Nestlé though?

      No, it's a 150 year old chocolate company in SF that was bought by Lindt in 1998.

      Weird how 3 of the best American chocolate companies are in the Bay Area... Ghiradelli, Guittard, and my personal favorite, Scharffen Berger (which really is one of the world's best, even if it was just bought by Hershey's last year :)

    43. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      > You could call it that but you'd have to start calling Lexus a rebranded Toyota.

      Well, IMO, that is exactly what they are.

      The example that comes to mind is Acura (specifically the NSX) - it's not called that in some countries and it is simply Honda (NSX).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acura

      I don't see why Lexus should be any different...

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    44. Re:Oh, great by LordEd · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the ultimate goal of every food manufacturer to produce a product that has no need to sit on a shelf indefinitely? Wouldn't a product that sells frequently be more desirable? If it sits on a shelf in a store, its not earning them money. If its sitting on a shelf in a consumer's home, it isn't earning money because the person isn't consuming the product and will not buy more until there is a need for more product.

    45. Re:Oh, great by 246o1 · · Score: 1

      If the majority of Americans value higher class chocolate you will find it to get cheaper and more accessible. That is one of the things I love about America.

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      OH MY GOD! America is the only place with producers and consumers in a 'market' economy, and it's the greatest thing ever! I love America! This part of my comment is especially irrelevant!

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    46. Re:Oh, great by orzetto · · Score: 1

      However, if we're just talking about off-the-shelf style candy, I'll take the European stuff any day.

      Unfortunately, due to the pressure of Nordic countries (disclaimer: I live in one), which care less for good-quality food (seriously: they actually use margarine instead of butter. Margarine!) than southern ones, and also due to the fact that Switzerland is politically a long way outside EU and has zero leverage in Brussels, this measure has been passed long ago in the EU parliament.

      You can still find reasonably good chocolate (tip: check it has labels in German, French and Italian, in that order: it's probably Swiss, where they would never allow vegetable oil out of national pride), but you have to get into the habit of reading the ingredient list to check for vegetable oil. A cheap price tag is also a cue.

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    47. Re:Oh, great by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I used to be a pastry chef and I always viewed Ghirardelli as a cheapo -- better than Hershey's, but still not that good to eat and crap to work with.

      Scharffen Berger is truly awesome stuff, though. I've only eaten one bar but it was clearly done right!

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    48. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Personally, I quite like some of the US pizza, though the toppings are a little bland/boring (notable exceptions being CPK).

      I've never been the Italy, so I can't compare, but I prefer pizza in England due to the more varied toppings, particularly the Indian ones (Chicken Tikka comes to mind).

      However, reading the gp's post made me think of the attitude people in the US have towards the English language, which is English by definition (not British English, as they claim).

      If you want to claim your own language is English, then it's a regional variation (eg English(US)) derived from English, otherwise call it something else eg American English.

      The language people use in England is not 'English(UK)', it's 'English'.

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    49. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Sam Adams stout is pretty good, IIRC. Not a bad replacement for my favourite, Murphy's, which doesn't travel too well (could get it in CA, but it wasn't too consistent, IMO - can't get it at all in Beijing).

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    50. Re:Oh, great by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I'm going to have to say it's all about what you grew up with. My grandma used to always bring us the commodity chocolate from the UK whenever she went to visit family, and that shit sucked balls, man. Balls. I hated it. But I had to eat it or my grandma would go on a long rant about how Americans can't make chocolate for shit.

      Best chocolate I've ever eaten was Toblerone, and some stuff produced here in Austin (Lammes chocolate). Tied, they are. At the time, I thought Toblerone was imported from Switzerland, but I seem to remember finding out since then that it's owned by Hershey.

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    51. Re:Oh, great by ricree · · Score: 1

      I'd have to say that you've been eating the wrong pizza, then. In my opinion, some of the best variations on pizza are American. For example, chicago style pizza, which is by far my favorite type, is pretty clearly an American variety. If you can't be bothered to eat good food, don't try to blame an entire country on it.

    52. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Though I am not a chocolate freak, I have to assume that there are American chocolatiers who make fine products. Just because most people in America are satistfied with non-gourmet products doesn't mean that those products aren't out there.

      Yes, and there is good food in England and yet we are well known for poor quality food.

      IMO, it's just that the English aren't as fussy about it and are happy with the (to the USians) lower quality food that is more generally available.

      Just because better quality exists doesn't mean you don't deserve the reputation; especially since you hand out similar judgments to others.

      Actually, the food in CA, when I lived there, was generally excellent, but I wouldn't call *any* of it American - it was all foreign. What *is* American food anyway? The only thing I can think of is meat loaf (Boston Market), and I'm not sure about that...

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    53. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Mars is actually noticeably better than either Hershey or Cadbury (the latter IMHO), however not much beats Lindt or Valrhona.

      It all depends where the Cadbury is made, IMO. I've had Cadbury in the US and it's aweful. It's way too sugary and very different from Cadbury in England. Actually, Cadbury in China is similarly sugary, which makes me think it's imported from the US.

      US chocolate in general is more akin to what we in England call 'cooking chocolate'...

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    54. Re:Oh, great by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      For example, chicago style pizza, which is by far my favorite type, is pretty clearly an American variety.

      Fair enough. Some varieties of American Pizza may be quite nice (depending on your taste of course).

      My main object to the GP was their labelling of Pizza as American food, rather than a regional variety of an Italian dish.

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    55. Re:Oh, great by langelgjm · · Score: 1

      I think your point that you responded to was that the French don't go out and buy expensive foreign wines. They buy the local stuff, and it's good. Their "local stuff" is our "fancy imported brands."

      Pretty much true. Though it was pretty funny when the French family I was staying with very proudly showed me the bottle of Californian wine they had bought for dinner one evening. They even liked it!

      As for cheese, yeah, I hate the fact that I have to pay $16/lb for average Roquefort here. Oh, to be able to pick up a slice for EUR 2...

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    56. Re:Oh, great by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ummm... you did not just say Anchor Steam. If I were trying to convince someone that American Breweries can compete with Europe, Anchor Steam and Anchor Liberty would be my last choices. As in I wouldn't bother. Sierra Nevada, while not nearly as bad, is another "micro-brew" that is all rep and no delivery. Unfortunately, most American breweries try to solve the "lack of flavor" problem by saying, "Hey, lets just throw a bunch more hops in it!". Which makes everything taste like a poorly brewed IPA. Now, if you want to buy American, there are choices. Ommegang makes a nice Belgian style "Abbey-Ale". Speaking of chocolate, Brooklyn makes a "Black Chocolate Stout" which is rich and tasty. Those are truly good beers.

      Reading over what I just wrote I realize that I come off a bit harsh. But Anchor Steam Ale. Argh. Still gets me.

      It can't be compared to such heavy hitters from across the sea as Aventinus Weizenbock, Thames Welsh Bitter, Coniston's Bluebird Bitter, Fuller's Porter, Paulaner Salvator Dopplebock, Spaten Optimator, Affligem Tripel, Caffrey's (sadly gone?), Tetley's, Duvel, Corsendonk, Franziskaner Hefe Weiss, Beamish, etc., etc..

      We're getting better, though. I hear Saranac now has a Double Bock.

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    57. Re:Oh, great by aesiamun · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is a lot of american cuisine.

      Spinach Salad
      Waldorf Salad
      Apple Pie
      Brownies
      Fudge
      Crabcake
      Garbage Plate (yay Rochester)
      TexMex
      on and on and on...

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cuisine#The_ origins_of_American_cuisine

      Come on, we might be a country full of people from everywhere else, but we have our own style and cuisine.

    58. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, doubleplusgood that. Doubleplusgood.

    59. Re:Oh, great by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      Lexus cars are produced by Toyota, but unlike the Acura/Honda, they are not just Toyotas with different logos and names.

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    60. Re:Oh, great by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      The Niagara and Canandaigua region of NY has some damn good wines...especially their ice wines.

    61. Re:Oh, great by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Cadbury in New Zealand is TERRIBLE. There are very good chocolates in America - I'll bet hardly any Slashdot readers have been to the big yearly chocolate exhibition in NYC but I have, and there are definitely some awesome chocolates there. The aforementioned Guittard makes great chocolate to rival the best produced by any company in the world.

      But back to the point - Cadbury in NZ is just ridiculously bad. I wouldn't be surprised if Cadbury here is ALREADY using vegetable oil instead of cocoa butter and whey protein instead of milk.

      I have never had Cadbury in the UK. I had always thought they were supposed to be good stuff but when I got to NZ and tried it ... probably the worst big-name confectionaries I have ever had.

    62. Re:Oh, great by Babbster · · Score: 1

      It can't be compared to such heavy hitters from across the sea as Aventinus Weizenbock, Thames Welsh Bitter, Coniston's Bluebird Bitter, Fuller's Porter, Paulaner Salvator Dopplebock, Spaten Optimator, Affligem Tripel, Caffrey's (sadly gone?), Tetley's, Duvel, Corsendonk, Franziskaner Hefe Weiss, Beamish, etc., etc..

      Sweet Jeebus! Somebody wants to get blotto!
    63. Re:Oh, great by burris · · Score: 1

      Uh, Scharffen-Berger is as good as any chocolate made anywhere in the world. You may prefer the flavor of others but you can't say the quality isn't there. Unfortunately, the rest of the USA made chocolate isn't so good.

      Don't forget Southern California, there are wineries making excellent wine down there too.

    64. Re:Oh, great by N3Roaster · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't know why parent is marked troll. Ghirardelli isn't bad, but several years ago it was better. These days Scharffen Berger is good, though we'll see how long that lasts now that Hershey owns them. Distribution is a little messed up, but the quality is still there. Vosges is also good, if a bit strange. There are also many American chocolatiers that do not have wide distribution (and probably never will) that make very good chocolates. Still, this is rather sad. Already there are things sold as chocolate in the United States that cannot even be sold as food in Europe.

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    65. Re:Oh, great by EonBlueTooL · · Score: 1

      Theres a little choclate store in my area (http://www.boehmscandies.com) and they import a lot of choclate and make their own and I've gotta say that imported chocolate really is good especially compared to the convenience station alternatives and the like. (the chocolate they make in house is pretty damned good too) Ironically I had some today!

    66. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pizza was in fact originally from China, so labeling it as an Italian dish is somewhat misleading.

    67. Re:Oh, great by burris · · Score: 1

      You must live on the east coast which has very few decent breweries. I hear Dogfish Head is good, though.

    68. Re:Oh, great by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I have read that because of the distance between North America and England, and the fact that English came over to America a long time ago and before some pretty drastic changes occurred to the language in England, that American English is in many ways closer to the classic English of the Shakespearean area than is modern British English.

      I have no idea if it's true, but I thought it was pretty interesting. An example is "the fall" which I guess was used in olde Englande but replaced by Autumn in modern England.

      Also, the oldest person alive in America today has been speaking English for about as long as the oldest person alive in England. So I'd say no citizen in either country can claim that they speak more original English than the other.

      Also, the same thing always happens any time American culture is discussed on Slashdot. Some number of people will always point out how crappy American X, Y, or Z is, only because they live in some foreign country (or in some backwards part of the USA) and have only been exposed to the biggest, most nationally recognized brands. In actuality almost every part of the USA has regional and local producers of goods that rival the quality of those regionally and locally produced goods in whatever country the aspiring-to-be-superior poster is from. It's true that the biggest and most national brand of anything in the USA is terrible, and yet - those same brands are extremely popular in the native countries of aspiring-to-be-superior Slashdot posters as well. Here in NZ, Dominos seems to be the most ubiquitous pizza chain just like it is in the USA. I wouldn't feed dominos to a dog, and yet, it's popular enough with the broadest audience to be a viable chain in just about any country it enters.

      You can poo-poo American products all you want but the truth is, the rest of the world eats this shit up just as much as America does.

    69. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 0

      > There is a lot of american cuisine.
      >
      > Spinach Salad

      Er, ok. Never had that one, though it sounds to generic that you might even get a (US) patent on it.

      > Waldorf Salad

      Yeah, fair enough. Can't argue with that one. Quite nice too, actually.

      > Apple Pie

      Er, I don't think so. I always laugh when I hear people say, "As American as Apple Pie" - ie not American at all.

      > Brownies

      Ah, yes. I occasionally have one of these and they're not bad at all, especially fresh (don't like Subway's). Actually, I prefer the ones that most Americans consider aweful - the ones out of the vending machine at SGI/Mountain View (I was there some years ago).

      > Fudge

      I don't think so.

      > Crabcake

      Hrm. OK

      I'm not sure why anyone would claim that. It sounds a bit like the fish cake we had at school - yuk - unless you put lots of Ketchup on, of course.

      Which reminds me - yes, Heinz is far and away the best ketchup and it's American, and quite possibly the best thing to come out of the US, IMO. In my fanaticism, I might even go so far as to call it a food, though I would expect plenty to argue with me.

      > Garbage Plate (yay Rochester)

      Ok...

      > TexMex

      which has to at least me half Mexican, no? Of course, many of us outside the US would say Mexico is part of America and so is also American, but that's a different argument (United States *OF* America, not United States *IS* America).

      > on and on and on...

      > wikipedia reference

      I followed a few (not all) of those references, and none of them said that the foods were from the US. At best, they said it was disputed...

      > Come on, we might be a country full of people from everywhere else, but we have our own style and cuisine.

      Not a lot of it, it seems - not in my opinion anyway.

      Ah, I've not had 'hash browns' anywhere else, and the US version of the pancake is somewhat unique too (and somewhat yukky too, IMO).

      BTW, a lot of food are variants of foods originating elsewhere, so I wonder how much it has to vary before it can be considered a different food...

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    70. Re:Oh, great by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      See's Candies, chocolate butter creams. Yum.

      Ok, make that two things I miss about the USA.

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    71. Re:Oh, great by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I've never tried Scharffen Berger. Ghirardelli isn't bad, though it's a little bitter for my taste. It doesn't compare to Libs chocolate. I'm referring to Stephen Libs here, though I'd imagine his brother, Mike, probably uses a lot of the same recipes. Truly wonderful chocolate (in spite of their website being a little rough).

      *watches as their website gets trampled*

      *blinks*

      In hot cocoa, I'm partial to Stephen's Gourmet Hot Cocoa (unrelated).

      I'm certainly not looking forward to this policy change (if it happens). That said, I think the American public are smart enough to know the difference between terrible, fake chocolate and good chocolate. On the other hand, Swiss Miss, Budweiser, and Microsoft are pretty good counterexamples. You know... I may have spoke too soon. :-)

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    72. Re:Oh, great by eyeye · · Score: 1

      It is funny you should say that as Cadbury produce crap in the UK compared to e.g Green And Blacks. Lets see, I can have high cocoa organic chocolate or I can have Cadbury's low cocoa solids,high vegetable oil "dairy milk" - what do I choose.

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    73. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      I saw them as just an extension of the range.

      Didn't know that Acura/Honda had the same cars with different logos on...

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    74. Re:Oh, great by aesiamun · · Score: 1

      What you don't seem to realize is you can only have food invented once...and then built on.

      Anything I listed there might have been of influence from elsewhere, but it has a different spin. If that makes it "bad" in your mind, then fine. Pizza, as we know it, is based on an italian dish, it's still American. You can say we didn't invent the concept of dough baked with toppings, but neither did the italians.

    75. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1

      There's actually good American wines. I'd even say, American wine on the average is no worse than say that from Chile.

    76. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Cadbury in NZ

      Well, as I mentioned, I've had the Cadbury in China, and like a lot of stuff, I think at least some of it comes from Australia and is pretty poor. I suspect your talking about the same stuff.

      Please don't think it's the same in England...

      Reminds me of Ford cars; the Escort particularly. They are made in many places and so the reputation varies significantly. There was a Top Gear survey quite a while ago that had the Ford Escort as the 1 (out of 100) most bought car, but as 100 (out of 100) of the most popular car. In the US, they were consider much more favourably, IIRC, since they were built there (the UK ones were built in Spain).

      The most popular cars were Japanese (Toyota Corolla came top, IIRC) - only one or two in the top ten weren't Japanese.

      The reason people gave for buying Ford was because they were cheap to fix - many more dealerships and parts were cheap.
      The reason people gave for prefering Japanese cars was because they didn't have to fix them in the first place.

      Don't confuse 'populous' with 'popular' (same goes for MS s/w, IMO). Not that you were, but anyway ;)

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    77. Re:Oh, great by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Though I am not a chocolate freak, I have to assume that there are American chocolatiers who make fine products.
      Absolutely. Jacques Torres in New York is very good.

      Just because most people in America are satistfied with non-gourmet products doesn't mean that those products aren't out there.
      But that's the problem, isn't it? What we accept as "non-gourmet" is often garbage compared to normal products in Europe. So unless you have the money to spend, you're probably eating tons of poor-quality food filled with high-fructose corn syrup.
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    78. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > So I'd say no citizen in either country can claim that they speak more original English than the other.

      Fair enough, but you missed my point (easy, since I ramble); which was, it's an adjective....just like *I* am English (which, as it happens, is also debatable). The fact that the term 'English language' has been shorted into a noun, "English" does not discount that it is an adjective - in my opinion, at least.

      I'm no linguistic expert, but I do have an opinion... ;)

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    79. Re:Oh, great by AliasTheRoot · · Score: 1

      I have read that because of the distance between North America and England, and the fact that English came over to America a long time ago and before some pretty drastic changes occurred to the language in England, that American English is in many ways closer to the classic English of the Shakespearean area than is modern British English. I've read that Australian English is actually closer, but who knows. It would make more sense considering that the migration to the US was from a number of European countries, but that to Australia (tho' later) was predominantely British
    80. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1
      The thing with the ketchup is entirely a matter of taste. The tendency is that you'll prefer the first ketchup that you use, as that one will sort of fasten itself in your memory as "The" ketchup. Subsequently other ketchups tend to get measured on similarity to the first rather than on own merit.

      If Heinz was really superior, we'd expect it to take over in new markets where it becomes introduced. This fails to be the case. For example, it's been available in Norway and Germany for the last decade or two, but has single-digit marketshare.

      Germany has a huge variety of very good Ketchups, many of them are particularily fond of curry-ketchup, which sounds odd, but is actually really good for some food.

    81. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      I prefer Galaxy myself, though I've not had Green and Blacks...

      I think Lindt reds (milk) is my current favourite though :)

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    82. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Ironically, it's a pretty common US hobby to argue which, of a set of options is *the* real X, *the* best X etc.

      In reality, The language spoken in USA and England are both variants of english. Neither is 100% identical to the english that used to be, both have evolved, which is as it should be. Only dead languages (aka latin) are static.

    83. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > What you don't seem to realize is you can only have food invented once...and then built on.
      >
      > Anything I listed there might have been of influence from elsewhere, but it has a different spin.
      > If that makes it "bad" in your mind, then fine. Pizza, as we know it, is based on an italian dish,
      > it's still American. You can say we didn't invent the concept of dough baked with toppings, but neither did the
      > italians.

      Indeed, as my (Chinese) wife keeps reminding me :)

      I'm not sure of the validity of your claim though - how far back do you go? Can you really 'invent' something like food? Like I said, how different does it need to be before it becomes original?

      I haven't noticed any difference between American Apple Pie and that I know from England. Predictably, it's somewhat more sugary, and a little different 'style' on the top, but it's too simple to be very different. Similarly with pizza - how different can it be?

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    84. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Well, atleast the "Chocolate Manufacturers of America" are leading a figth to be allowed to sell a clearly inferior product under the name Chocolate, in the hopes, consumers won't notice. This doesn't really sound like a quality-mark to me.

    85. Re:Oh, great by rossz · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I prefer to taste the grapes rather than the barrel

      Overly oaked wine surrounded by an impervious wall of tannin is a very California Cab thing. I can't drink the stuff. There's zero fruit to the wine and no chance for subtleness because of the oak and tannins.

      As for what the French buy in their local supermarket. It's crap. Your average French consumer buys their equivalent of "Gallo", just like the average American consumer.

      The French make the best wine in the world. They also make the worst wine in the world. This may be because they are more willing to take chances. When it works, it's wonderful, when it fails, it's a disaster. While the Napa wineries want consistentsy (probably because American wine consumers expect the same taste from a specific label every year), so treat winemaking more as a scientific and manufacturing process. There are, fortunately, local wineries that are willing to take chances (let nature do her job) and produce some outstanding stuff when the weather cooperates. In those cases, our wines come close to French Bordeaux quality. Even surpassing them in an exceptional year.

      BTW, on my last trip to the wine store (yesterday) I picked up two California zins, an Australian shiraz, a French Bordeaux, and two bottles of Hungarian Tokaji.
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    86. Re:Oh, great by wildsurf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Weird how 3 of the best American chocolate companies are in the Bay Area... Ghiradelli, Guittard, and my personal favorite, Scharffen Berger

      My personal favorite American chocolatier is Recchiuti, which is also based in San Francisco. Also, here's a good ranking of American chocolate companies. I find that Richart's 49-flavor Petits Richart collection is particularly tasty.

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    87. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 0

      Sorry. Yes, the preference I stated was my own, of course. ...and, yes, I was brought up on Heinz (in England, mostly). Actually, I was shocked to learn Heinz wasn't an English company; worse, it was American .

      BTW, if I can take the opportunity to point out my personal preference for Hamburgers. This review seems to agree with me :

      http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/restaurants-cafes-national /schwartz-brothers/261849/

      Find them here

      I had them when I went to Bath University (many years ago) and went back last year, and they were just as good as I remembered.

      If you get the chance, I highly recommend them.

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    88. Re:Oh, great by king-manic · · Score: 1


      Which reminds me - yes, Heinz is far and away the best ketchup and it's American, and quite possibly the best thing to come out of the US, IMO. In my fanaticism, I might even go so far as to call it a food, though I would expect plenty to argue with me.


      Ketchup isn't strictly american. Tomato sauce is pretty international. The Tomato is thought to originate in the americas but spread from there by the spaniards. Usage varied and the most europeans countries incorporated it into their dishes with Italian cousine becoming synonymous with it. The word ketchup itself either derives from the Cantonese word for tomato paste (Ke Jup) or the mandrin word for a fermented fish sauce (similarly Ke Jup). I don't know how English got that particular loan word but Ketchup is pretty international. Just because a well known brand is american doens't mean so much. I prefer a 50/50 mix of any ketchup plus Sriracha, A thai hot sauce commonly refered to as rooster sauce. This combo is mighty tasty and gives a zesty garlicy burn to it.

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    89. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      They're both varients of some olde English, yes, but only one is English. The other is American. They can't be the same thing because they're not the same thing. You can't claim English isn't English...

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    90. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      yeah, yeah, I know. I didn't (mean to) claim that Ketchup is American, just that Heinz is American...

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    91. Re:Oh, great by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      milka and ritter sport both suck, sorry. even the supermarket chain owned brands are better (and cheaper). they are the most advertised ones, though.

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    92. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's pasta numbnutz.

    93. Re:Oh, great by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      In other news, Willy Wonka found dead at 72, with steel needles in his eyes and a suicide note: "Better dead than soybean oil!"

    94. Re:Oh, great by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I've heard some similiar theories too.

      In my home state of North Carolina, there are some coastal regions where the dialect is often classified as the "Hoi toide" dialect--that is, roughly, how one would pronounce "high tide" there. Linguists seem to think that a lot of the vowel values and other vocabulary nuances make hoi toide english much more similiar to English of 300-400 years ago.

      I've also heard that some British actors have claimed a greater ease speaking with a southern accent than some other american accents.

    95. Re:Oh, great by number11 · · Score: 1

      There is a lot of american cuisine.
      Spinach Salad
      Waldorf Salad ...
      on and on and on...


      Big Macs
      White Castles
      Pop Tarts
      Pringles
      Kool Aid
      microwave popcorn
      hominy grits
      Diet Coca-Cola
      Scrapple
      Hostess Twinkies
      Budweiser ...oh, never mind. I admit I'd never heard of garbage plate, but it appears to be limited to 0.001% of the country, so it makes more sense to call it a curiousity than cuisine.

    96. Re:Oh, great by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the definition of what pizza is varies GREATLY all around the country. Having grown up in the south, lived in NYC and Chicago, and been lucky enough to have had some delicious pizza in Italy, I can safely say--it's all totally different and other than (usually) being round, and having at a minimum some dough and some cheese, you can barely compare any of the dishes.. From CPK to Chicago style to NYC style to Philly style to Missouri...to Italian restaurant style, to home made, to big chain restaurants... you get the picture.

      I swear to god this article has brought out more chauvinistic snobs than any article I can remember (at least since the last article comparing cell phone usage in the US and Europe...)

    97. Re:Oh, great by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      American beer.

      The hell with you. I live in Seattle, and I have access to dozens of good beers brewed up and down the coast, not to mention the nice belgian stuff in Capitol Hill. Lessee - Pyramid makes some good stuff, Arrogant Bastard Ale, Shakespeare Stout come from down the coast, Red Hook is in Redmond (yes, good things come from Redmond), and, while technically not America, run up to Vancouver and have a Downtown Brown in Yaletown. Just because you think Budweiser and Coors are the ne plus ultra of American Beer doesn't mean that's so.

      Hell, even Sam Adams is okay. Way better than that soda water bud calls beer.

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    98. Re:Oh, great by rossifer · · Score: 4, Informative

      California is renowned mostly because it's pretty much the only area in the USA that produces acceptable wine, not because that wine is particularly good in comparison to the rest of the world, just because it's the best the USA can produce.
      Not to kill too many sacred cows here, but the French disagree with you rather soundly. According to them, California wines are the finest in the world. I'm partial to Australian wines myself, but then I've got family down under, which does influence me a bit.

      Personally, I think that most "wine experts" are overblown windbags who engage in the worst overuse of metaphors in modern language. However, I do happen to agree with them now and again: every single time I've had anything from Stag's Leap, it's been incredible. Wines, like many other issues of taste, are difficult to come to any lasting consensus. You would do well to continue to trust your own taste over anyone else's.

      (If you're in the mood for advice, you would do yourself a favor to lose the bit about California wines not being world class. You just come across as uninformed.)

      Regards,
      Ross
    99. Re:Oh, great by Alex · · Score: 1

      You like beers that are full of flavour, it doesn't mean that beers that are lighter aren't any good.

      It just means you don't like them, however they have other uses.

      You can't drink 8 pints of any of the ones you name (WHY do you name tetley and Caffreys ? - which ARE both awful), but you can of the less full flavoured ones you don't like.

      Don't get me wrong - I like many of the beers you name (I live about 2 miles from Fullers), but I think you are missing the point of lighter beers like Anchor, Sierra Nevada, and European IPA's (Green King IPA, Deuchars IPA, etc). They aren't meant to be full of flavour - they are mean to be refreshing.

      cheers,

      Alex

    100. Re:Oh, great by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      I've been in a few countries, and I drink a lot of beer, and I love Anchor Steam. Sierra Nevada is crap. A lot of US microbreweries are run by potheads who only use hops.

      Little Creatures (Western Australia) is great. If it ever gets sold here, I'd like to try it, but I don't have high hopes. A lot of beers don't travel well. Something about tossing 'em in a ship and sending 'em to the US destroys the taste. The hot and cold cycles, I reckon.

      Speights (New Zealand) sends crap to the US, but I really enjoyed it when I toured the brewery in Dunedin. But they make it different there. The crap Speights is brewed in Auckland and that's what they send us.

    101. Re:Oh, great by pipatron · · Score: 1

      If Heinz was really superior, we'd expect it to take over in new markets where it becomes introduced.

      Except that Heinz ketchup is sometimes almost twice as expensive as the other crap, and most people: a) don't seem to care much about what the ketchup tastes like, b) usually don't even try different brands if they are happy with the one they are currently using.

      There are a few "expensive" things I always pick over the cheapo noname brand even when I've been extremely poor. Heinz Ketchup is one of them. (Brämhults freshly squeezed orange juice is another, for the swedes out there).

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    102. Re:Oh, great by Pikoro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Lexus cars ARE Toyotas. Every single "Lexus" car you see has it's exact same model here in Japan with a Toyota badge on it. Only in the last year or so have they started making "Lexus" specific models and been selling them here in Japan. Want some examples of "Lexus" cars? Harrier, Windom, Aristo, Soarer... the list goes on and on... Google any one of the cars I mentioned with the word "Toyota" in front of them and look at the pictures...

      I can go buy a Windom, Aristo, or Soarer for less than $3000USD right now. They're just rebranded Toyotas.

      I constantly see idiots over here in the military that put Lexus badges on thier Aristo or Soarer. Bunch of idiots. Anyone who would pay $60,000USD for a brand new car that normally sells for $18,000USD just because it has a "L" on it instead of a "T" is a moron.

      Been bugging me for years...

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    103. Re:Oh, great by Cederic · · Score: 1


      No. The stuff I grew up on is low-grade cheap chocolate. Not as low grade or cheap as off-the-shelf candy in the US, but mass-market anyway.

      I was (am) addicted to the stuff. Eating between a kilo a week and a kilo a day. So I stopped. No chocolate for four years.

      Ironically it was in America that I broke my fast. By accident, by eating a Mole sauce on a taco at Trudy's in Austin. (Best tex-mex on the planet). I said how great that food was, the guy with me told me the ingredient list - including chocolate.

      Since then I'm back on the chocolate. Far far lower volumes, but similar cash outlay. I almost entirely only eat high quality chocolate. Doesn't necessarily mean a high cocoa content (but the 70-80% stuff can be beautiful) but does mean you have to look for it, and you have to pay for it.

      There is much good chocolate in this world, and it's not available on the racks by the checkout.

    104. Re:Oh, great by SysDaemon · · Score: 1

      Growing up in the UK on a diet of entertainment from the USA I always looked forward to the time that I too could enjoy Hershey's fine product.

      Later on in life I got to experience this delicacy, bit into it and almost spat it out thinking that it must have gone off. Later on I learned that the rancid taste was actually intentional, so I guess that tastes differ -probably formed in the formative years.

      But you are right, if you were subjected to Cadbury's chocolate or most of the UK standard fare it too was pretty dire.

      I don't know how widespread this is now in the EU, but in Holland the cocoa solids percentage has to be on the wrapper. 70% cacao is pretty good and affordable. Perhaps this is what we should demand: "Put what you like in it, but for the privilege of bringing it to the market you have to be honest and tell us what it is you are selling".

      Nah! We are in no position to demand anything, we are just lowly consumers. "Know your place!"

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    105. Re:Oh, great by packeteer · · Score: 1

      I work as a Sous Chef in a French Restaurant in Seattle. We do get many of our cheese's imported from France of Italy but there are some very good American cheeses. Some people complain that American cheese isn't as good as French cheese but it is just not true. It is just as good only different. Italian cheese is not the same as French cheese but most people assume European cheese is all good. I taste test different cheeses for the restaurant and I have had some very bad European cheese. The same goes for wine or beer. American gourmet food tastes different but that is a good thing. We wouldn't want to try and beat the French at making French cheese, that would not work. Instead American producers create their own style that has come around to much acclaim for example in the wine world.

      You can find many great food and drink producers all over America. You can't say that Australia doesn't have any good beer just because Foster's is from there.I wont list any wineries because that is one topic that IS covered very well. A short list of companies I recommend follows:

      Dogfish Head Brewery (my favorite beers)
      Redhook Ale Brewery
      Fish Tale Ales (organic beers)
      Stone Brewing Co.

      Juniper Grove Farm
      Rogue Creamery (excellent blue cheese)

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    106. Re:Oh, great by mrbooze · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tex-Mex, Cajun, Creole, various styles of southern barbecue, and various native american regional cuisines are just a few types of "American" food.

      Also, there are some of the world's best chocolatiers in America, imo, such as:

      http://www.moonstruckchocolate.com/
      http://www.johnandkiras.com/site/Welcome_business. htm
      http://www.vosgeschocolate.com/

      Of course, some of the world's worst chocolatiers are in the US also. We like to be the best at everything, including being the worst.

    107. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Of course, some of the world's worst chocolatiers are in the US also. We like to be the best at everything, including being the worst.

      LOL! I'm going to remember that one :D

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    108. Re:Oh, great by MaxInBxl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have never been a chocolate fan, even as a child. This all changed when I moved to Belgium. The situation here is... weird to say the least. The chocolate makers are millionnaires, they're young, they're VIPs, you see them in glossy people mags. Oh, and they make chocolate that is beyond description. Quality is so high that discussing it is meaningless. The big chocolate makers are waging a fierce war that is being fought via packaging, service, and creativity (yes the consumer wins here).

      I've had american cadbureys before, and hersheys, and lindt, and UK cadbureys and rowntree products, and their AUS counterparts, hell I've even had a wide selection of swiss chocolates (highly recommended); but NEVER have I seen the kind of product that is sold in the high-class chocolate boutiques here in Belgium.

      For those of you who are interested and live in the NYC area, I'd recommend looking for a Pierre Marcolini boutique that recently opened there.

    109. Re:Oh, great by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You misunderstand the modern production and marketing chain. If it can sit on a shelf, it can sit on a ship. If it can sit on a ship, it can be made in a foreign country with a much poorer standard off living at a greatly reduced cost. If it can sit on a shelf, it can be batch processed at the time when the main ingredients are at there cheapest, and the line can either be shut down or used for higher profit goods when the commodity prices are not in its favor. See the issue with food, is we can only consume so much of it. The same amount of food is going to be eaten within a certian margin of error daily by a person. You can replace in a short amount of time with quickly perishalbe products like meat and milk, no non perishables like canned goods. In the end, the same amount of food will be consumed, and the non-perishables are less risky to the seller.

    110. Re:Oh, great by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      happy with the (to the USians) lower quality food

      I wouldn't say it was lower quality. It's just not the bland greasy salty stuff that Americans are used to eating.

    111. Re:Oh, great by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Also, there are some of the world's best chocolatiers in America, imo, such as:



      Great. Though no one who isn't a true conaisseur knows these guys, and the stuff that's sold in large quantities is just awful. In Europe, you can pick the cheap main-stream brands (Milka, Ritter, whatever) and still end up with stuff that's vastly cheaper and vastly better than their American counterpart.


      Not to mention that dozens of varieties, if you like your chocolate adulterated with stuff (raisins+rum+hazelnuts, yum) or are looking for unusually high cocoa content.

    112. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > I wouldn't say it was lower quality

      I meant 'lower' in relation to 'higher'...so 'lower' is actually *always* lower than 'higher'. I didn't mean lower than that in the US - they do indeed have food that is of equally low quality, it's just that it's more difficult to find (with the notable exception of McDonald's, KFC, Wienerschnitzle, etc/etc).

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    113. Re:Oh, great by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      You can't drink 8 pints of any of the ones you name

      Speak for yourself, my first hangover was kindly sponsored by 8 bottles of Duvel (33cl).

      And that's one of the strongest ones he states. Take that Franziskaner Hefe Weiss: easily manageable over 8 pints (meaning 0.5l)

    114. Re:Oh, great by rjshields · · Score: 1

      Cadbury is crap in the UK too. Green and Blacks is my favourite in the UK. Although they've been bought by Cadbury, they promise to run it as a separate business and the quality is still there, for now. The difference is £1.50 for 100 grams of G&B vs £1.50 for 250 grams of dairy milk.

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    115. Re:Oh, great by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Well that's good to know. I *wanted* to like Cadbury because it's got such a long history and because it's British and I tend to like British stuff (British beer mmm yummmm). I won't hold it against Cadbury UK that their Australasian divisions are so piss-poor ...

    116. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need to bring logic into this discussion, tough guy.

    117. Re:Oh, great by Rix · · Score: 1

      Sure I can. English (the language) is not English (the region).

      Words mean what we decide they mean.

    118. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Personally, I prefer Irish beer to English beer. Murphy's is my favourite.

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    119. Re:Oh, great by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      No wonder. Lindt is premium stuff, at least as far as consumer-level chocolate is concerned. Even in Germany, where chocolate quality is pretty decent overall, Lindt is pretty much the king (if you want cheap but good stuff, though, I recommend Moser-Roth - it's an Aldi brand but extremely good for its price).

      I currently favor Lindt's guave chocolate. Awesome stuff.

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    120. Re:Oh, great by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I think this is a bit different. See, e.g., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lexus_GS. As I said, I _know that they are the same manufacturer, but in this case, they were initially sold under the Toyota brand just in Japan, and always under the Lexus brand in the rest of the world (presumably because in rest of World, "Toyota" has a non-premium ring). While in the case of the NSX, it is sold as Honda everywhere except US.

      And you are wrong of you think that the same car as a $60000 Lexus is sold for $18000 in Japan.

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    121. Re:Oh, great by ricree · · Score: 1

      True, but then again, pretty much all "American" food is just a variation on the cuisine of other countries due to the comparably short amount of time that the country has been in existance. That said, this is true of pretty much every culture's food if you go back far enough. It's just a matter of regional variations changing enough that they can actually be considered distinct from the cultures that originally spawned them. The thing that bugs me is that a lot of people look at the worst of American food and then decide outright that all food in America is just a crap version of someone else's cooking. When you really take a look at it, American cooking isn't that bad at all. Besides the pizza example, I'd also point out things like the various clam chowders (New England being the best variation, IMO), and other popular regional dishes. Although things are still a bit derivative, there have been plenty of great foods that have been created in America.

    122. Re:Oh, great by jschrod · · Score: 1

      I have weird taste in wines though. Probably very American, depending on what you think American taste in wines is. I prefer to taste the grapes rather than the barrel, so I don't think it's necessarily so much of a sin to age in stainless casks. I absolutely despise Cabernet, for instance, because the smoky barrel taste is so overpoweringly strong it's like drinking liquid jerky.
      I couldn't agree with you more. And additionally, they're chip wines, most of them. (Yes, I can taste the difference between chips and barrel in blind tastings; done that many time.) But on our wine trips to Oregon and St.Barbara, we found quite some winemakers who didn't follow the Napa lead and made fresh and interesting wines. These were mostly boutique shops, though, and there are some good small producers in the Valley, too. I remember being impressed by Araujo and Jericho; still oaky, but with lots of interesting black fruits.

      But then, you get crap everywhere. Here in Germany, there is a Riesling called "Niersteiner Gutes Domtal" which goes mostly in export; to UK and the US. Together with "Liebfrauenmilch" we call those rieslings "the German revenge for the lost 2nd world war" because they are so unbelievable bad. And one must take note that in Nierstein itself some of our best rieslings are produced. (You can take that with a grain of salt, from my home it's just a 30 minutes drive to them, so the Rheinhessen and Pfalz wines are my local wines. :-)

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    123. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry. Yes, of course you could claim English isn't English. What I meant to say is that such a claim would be complete bollocks.

      There is no "English (the region)". It's called "England". "English" means "from England", not "from English".

      Which ever way you write it, it's complete bollocks.

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    124. Re:Oh, great by rjshields · · Score: 1

      IMO, it's just that the English aren't as fussy about it and are happy with the (to the USians) lower quality food that is more generally available.
      You've never been to a Taco Bell? I agree that it is very easy to find good quality food, cheap and plenty of it. My experience in California was similar to yours. However, when it's bad it's *really* bad, worse than anything I've ever had in the UK. Some of it makes fish and chips look like health food.
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    125. Re:Oh, great by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      If you go to Brazil they call it Brazillian Portugese, if you go to Canada it is Canadian French etc. etc. Only the Americans feel they are above all this and they are justified in stealing the cultural heritage of others. There is English as spoken in England, and there is American English as spoken in the USA, there is Australian English as spoken in Australia etc. It is what the rest of the world describes as American Cultural Imperialism and is the root cause of most of the dislike of the USA by the rest of the world.

    126. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, I liked Taco Bell...I hated most Mexican food, but I liked that (though I'm not sure it's classed as Mexican food).

      Justing the whole BSE thing (is it over yet?), I wrote to the fast food places to ask how they sourced their beef. All of them replied saying they used the best cuts bla bla - all, except, Taco Bell, that is, who didn't reply. I figured that was telling.

      Moo.

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    127. Re:Oh, great by rjshields · · Score: 1

      You can't drink 8 pints of any of the ones you name
      Speak for yourself, my first hangover was kindly sponsored by 8 bottles of Duvel (33cl).
      8*33cl is about 4 1/2 imperial pints. Anyone drinking 8 pints of duvel is going to wake up in their own vomit :)
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    128. Re:Oh, great by briancnorton · · Score: 1

      Guittard of course being an American company, like Ghiradelli, Scharffen Gerger, Richard Donnelly, and Dagoba. (like chocolate I do) In the world of high chocolate, the USA is number 1. It kills the swiss, but they know it's true.

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    129. Re:Oh, great by MacDaffy · · Score: 1

      I came bearing mod points and left you American Chocolate!

      Aloha!

    130. Re:Oh, great by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      Well, true... but the problem with this is that in Belgium you usually use the bottle (and associated glass, every beer has its own glass) as the measure for a "pint". That's why... Now, drinking 16 Duvel is going to be hard. I don't think I'd manage.

      That said, you have to realise that 8 Duvels would be about the equivalent of 16 normal beers. Normal beers in Belgium, as I do not know the alcohol content of American beers

    131. Re:Oh, great by TCaptain · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have some SunnyD fruit cocktail! Made with real fruit juice*!

      *5% fruit juice from concentrates

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    132. Re:Oh, great by trashbat · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was shocked to learn Heinz wasn't an English company; worse, it was American .
      I was the same about Hellmann's. It wasn't until I was having an argument with a Dutchman about how our 'English' Hellmann's mayonnaise tastes so much better than Dutch fritessaus that I was told that Hellmann's is actually American.
    133. Re:Oh, great by igb · · Score: 1

      Actually, Cadbury `Dairy Milk' has problems with EU definitions because of its high level of vegetable fat, so I suspect the same's true of the USA. As someone born, bred and now ;living again on the Bournville Village Trust, I should be careful, but Cadbury's chocolate --- although very nice --- doesn't meet the purists' criteria. Of course, it's an interesting question as to what you do if people actually prefer the ``inferior'' product: a similar argument exists over wine, when the French claim the wildly popular and successful wines of other countries are somehow not as good, even though people like them more. If you think that vegetable fat in milk chocoate, or tend to be sexually stimulated by the number 85%, then British chocolate isn't your kiddy. Mind you, I _am_ a chocolate snob, and I think US milk chocolate is largely too sweet and too brittle, needing some of the sugar replacing with vegetable fat! That `mouth feel' that Dairy Milk has that, say, Lindt milk chocolate doesn't is the fat.

    134. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Hellmann's is actually American

      Arrrgghhhh. Nooo. Say it ain't so!

      Seriously though, I think some companies have done a really good job of 'pretending' to be from places they aren't and so don't rough up the stupidly patriotic. I wonder if there's a standard method for how to do that (and what not to do).

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    135. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Cadbury's chocolate --- although very nice

      Actually, I don't much care for it - take it or leave it.

      I just noticed that the US (and Chinese) version is much worse.

      Galaxy is my favourite English chocolate. I think it's English...but these days, who knows, and does it really matter???

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    136. Re:Oh, great by OnyxNoir · · Score: 1

      And that is definitely English (Regional).

    137. Re:Oh, great by simm1701 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ghirardelli I only really know of for their coffee chocolate syrups...

      Godiva I do know well though. Its an excellent chocolate - if you buy it in europe (where its made in belgium)

      The stuff sold in the states is terrible though, like most us chocolate, it leaves a nasty waxy taste in your mouth - as I understand it consumption grade parafin is allowed to be added in certain quantities there and it still legally count as chocolate.

      Its not as if you have to buy luxary chocolate here to get anything decent - a dairy milk bar is fine - and is still far supierior to anything I tried from the supermarket shelves in the states.

      While I do like going to luxary chocolate stores, you know there is something wrong when its the only way you can find decent chocolate - as is the case in the us.

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    138. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Re: galaxy :

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galaxy_(chocolate)

      Although it probably originated in the UK, it looks like it's now American, produced by the Mars corp., which I don't mind since it's a privately owned company.

      So, another one bites the dust. Great.

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    139. Re:Oh, great by johnw · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Green and Blacks is now a subsidiary of Cadbury.

    140. Re:Oh, great by johnw · · Score: 1

      Also, the oldest person alive in America today has been speaking English for about as long as the oldest person alive in England. So I'd say no citizen in either country can claim that they speak more original English than the other. True, but that's addressing a different point from the one which was being made.

      The point is that "The English language" is just that - the language of the English. It doesn't matter what the history of it is. Americans speak something very similar to current English - similar enough that the differences can be ignored most of the time and it can be referred to just as "English", but it nonetheless isn't the English language because it isn't what the English speak - just like Austrian German isn't quite the same as the German language.

      What always puzzles me is why Americans want to pretend that their language is someone else's. There's nothing wrong with American English - why not be proud of it and call it what it is?
    141. Re:Oh, great by lauwersw · · Score: 1

      I think you will find that Italian toppings are not that varied, and generally they don't overload pizza's with them. But the difference in taste is mainly made with an excellent mix of the right tomato sauce with the right (fresh) herbs. Heavenly!

      I personally never found such excellent pizza's in the US. The crust might be a bit different too, but they definitely miss the right sauce.

      The best ones can still be found in Italy itself, but also in the rest of Europe you have pretty good versions if you go to a real Italion restaurant, unfortunately there are quite some fakes.

    142. Re:Oh, great by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 3, Informative

      a dairy milk bar is fine

      I might be a snob, but while I used to like Dairy Milk as a child, these days I think it's horrible.

      The quality of chocolate varies enormously. I've tried Hershey chocolate, it reminds me of the description of the Nutri-Matic tea from the Hitch Hikers Guide - almost, but not quite, entirely unlike chocolate. I can fully understand why Americans taste Dairy Milk and rave about how good it is, if this is what they have for comparison.

      Dairy Milk is many times better than Hershey but I now find it to be excessively sweet and greasy.

      The bare minimum standard for me has become Green & Blacks milk. G&B milk contains 37% cocoa solids, whereas Dairy Milk is 22%. I tend to prefer darker chocolate now. The G&B dark with sour cherries can make my eyelids flutter, it's that good.

      A small bag of fresh chocolates from the local chocolatier (shipped from Belgium) was a weekly treat until my wife developed a conscience about child slavery on cocoa plantations. They beat out any boxed chocolate that I'd tasted before. I'm spoiled for the mass-manufactured brands now, I can really taste the difference in flavour, which I attribute to nasty synthetic ingredients and preservatives.

      The absolute best chocolate I've ever had was sourced from a chocolatier in Purbeck, UK. Never mind that they claim to be ethically sound, their chocolates are inspiringly good. Alas, the price is a little prohibitive - I think I shall be restricting my custom to less than once every two months.

      My wife can still enjoy Dairy Milk, even if she does appreciate the finer stuff, but I shall never buy it again.

    143. Re:Oh, great by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Similarly with pizza - how different can it be?

      Go to Japan/China and look at what they put on it there. ;)

      Sill, there was that $1k pizza I heard about a while back - that involved no cheese or baking. Other than the vaguest resembelance to pizza in that it was round with toppings on top.

      If we must find something american, I believe that the hamburger/cheeseburger would come close. Then again, maybe not. So many of our products came from immigrants; frequently with some changes for the different conditions.

      For example, chicago deep dish pizza might as well be a diffent product than italy's pizzas with the paper-thin crust. Both are good, but they are substantially different dishes.

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    144. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone drinking 8 pints of duvel is going to wake up in their own vomit :)

      I can second that. And you could also try Chimay Bleue, another Belgian beer. I'd challenge you to drink a pack of 4 bottles (4*33cl) and still be conscious after that.

      But then again, maybe I wouldn't challenge you because I don't want to spoil good beer.

    145. Re:Oh, great by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 1

      In addition to Sharffen Berger--which as many have mentioned makes very good chocolate (which, at least so far, has not been adversely affected by their purchase by Hershey)--Guittard, who brought this complaint, also makes excellent chocolate in San Francisco.

    146. Re:Oh, great by armb · · Score: 2, Funny

      > They also make the worst wine in the world.

      Oh come on. I happen to like retsina, occasionally, in small quanties in the right circumstances, but how often have the French been reduced to saying "you know what would improve this wine - some pine resin"?

      Possibly the French make the worst wine in the world that they can still get away with selling for export. But at the level of very cheap very local wine, lots of people make wine of which the best that can be said for it is that it's cheap and alcoholic.

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    147. Re:Oh, great by tidewaterblues · · Score: 1

      The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese, American Pizza, American Wine, American beer... oh wait!

      And the best part is that American cheese doubles as tile grout, American Pizzas make fine tires, American Wine is a capital oven cleaner, and American beer is the choice replacement for kerosene!

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    148. Re:Oh, great by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      American beer is the choice replacement for kerosene!



      I doubt you can replace kerosene with anything that's that close to water.

    149. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you post on Slashdot without mentioning hot grits?

    150. Re:Oh, great by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Just like how it's generally considered that two creatures are the same species if they can interbreed and produce fertile offspring; I consider a language to be the same if two average speakers can understand each other with minimal misunderstanding.

      With a couple dozen word differences(like trunk vs boot, torch vs flashlight), and a few more spelling differences, it's entirely possible for a UK English speaker to communicate with a US English speaker with no need for translation.

      I can watch and understand the humer in British TV, just as somebody from the UK can watch the latest offering from hollywood without issue. Not so with German(Deutsch), Japanese, French, Spanish, etc...

      For that matter, both countries have wider ranges of dialect within their borders than the differences between the accepted standard for either.

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    151. Re:Oh, great by ojQj · · Score: 1

      I'm not a wine expert, but my all time favorite white is still Lucky Lizard -- an Australian wine. So I understand your partiality to Australian wines.

    152. Re:Oh, great by bernywork · · Score: 1

      Weather doesn't help their cause either.

      The way that the seasons work, and what the vines do in response is quite interesting.

      The different french regions because of the amount of rain fall and climate have the ability to bear fruit which can go into a wine and make it a 10, or a 0. For example, Australian wines have a good degree of consistancy, where you usually get above average wine, but because of the climate you will never get 10, its also rare to go below 5. The french might have an absolutely crap year, where you might produce a 1 or a 2, or otherwise you might not get enough fruit to bother making a large quantity of wine with at all. The following year you are producing wine which other countries only dream of.

      The best wine I ever drank was a Bordeaux red.

      French reds can be quite good, but I usually go for Australian or NZ white.

      Some of the wines from Chile are quite good as well.

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    153. Re:Oh, great by laptop006 · · Score: 1

      "the vending machine at SGI/Mountain View"

      That's now the Googleplex, there's apparently now a vending machine there, it was installed as an April fools day gag...

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    154. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmmm! Goddamn, 246o1! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some veg oil Hershey's, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

    155. Re:Oh, great by ojQj · · Score: 1

      Having grown up in the US and now living in Europe, I think people tend to exagerate Europeans commitment to quality. The Mars and Snickers are next to the cash register lines here too. The best stuff you'll find at a gas station is Toblerone, but you'll find that in the US too. Nestle, the source of at least half the "American" chocolate flavored wax people are refering to here, is a European company. Really good chocolate has to be sought out in specialty shops in Europe, just like it is in the US. There's just more of those specialty shops -- that's the extent of the difference.

      (I'm a little bitter, because I've been struggling through meals made by my German mother-in-law who like all Germans, adds too much sugar to everything in sight.)

    156. Re:Oh, great by jonadab · · Score: 1

      I take issue with the inclusion of pizza in that list. We have in America some of the finest pizza anywhere.

      We of course also have chintzy prefab frozen pizza, but that's because American businesses have determined that at least 10% of the world's population has no ability to discern quality and will happily accept Hormel products or anything if it's convenient and not too expensive. These products should not be confused with the real food that they are designed immitate. Just because we have Velveeta and Kraft Singles does not mean you can't buy something much more like real cheese. (I don't intend to argue that we have the best cheese in the world, and we certainly don't have the widest selection of it, but that's not my point. My point is that you can't judge all the cheese in the nation based on the chintziest products available.)

      However, you can easily get very good pizza in the US. Practically every city in North America has a good pizza place or two. There are usually also several that make greasy nasty pizza, of course, or dead flat stuff, so you do have to be a bit selective. But the good pizza is easy enough to find if you know what you are looking for.

      You can also buy decent chocolate, but it's a lot harder. You have to go looking in the US to find actual chocolate at all (i.e., chocolate that hasn't had the cocoa butter removed and replaced with milkfat), and finding *good* chocolate is even harder. It does exist, but you can go through half a dozen groceries and as many candy stores and never see it, and when you do find it you can't afford to buy very much.

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    157. Re:Oh, great by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Wait. You're claiming that there is a single approved version of English (the Queen's English, I suppose) spoken in England? That the English people speak a single unified homogenized language without regional or class differences? You certainly seem to be implying such.

      You are sacrificing accepted nomenclature for an ultimately faulty bit of pedantry. Complete nonsense.

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    158. Re:Oh, great by beckerist · · Score: 2, Funny



      <h1>Maple</h1> <h6>flavored</h6> <h1>Syrup!</h1>

    159. Re:Oh, great by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I don't know what everyone is complaining about. The FDA just increased the chocolate ration to 20 grammes a week. (Up from 30 grammes.) I love Big Brother!

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    160. Re:Oh, great by neophytepwner · · Score: 1

      Well the FDA is going to crucified for this. It's a disgrace to the word chocolate. Chocolate is not chocolate without cocoa butter.

    161. Re:Oh, great by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Nestle, the source of at least half the "American" chocolate flavored wax people are refering to here, is a European company.



      Sure. They know that they can sell worse chocolate at higher prices to the Americans.


      Oddly enough, the Milka brand here in Europe, which is pretty good and fairly inexpensive chocolate, belongs to Kraft Foods, an American company. Personally, I prefer Ritter chocolate, since it's made just a few miles from where I live.



      (I'm a little bitter, because I've been struggling through meals made by my German mother-in-law who like all Germans, adds too much sugar to everything in sight.)



      Hm, I guess you need to live in the States for a while. Have some Twinkies, donuts, pies (especially those that contain tons of HFCS, like Pecan pie), cake, etc. over there and most "oversugared" German dishes will taste refreshingly bland. During my studies in the States, I actually took to drinking totally unsweetened coffe just to counterbalance the sweetness of the food.

    162. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's funny, because in the US even chocolate that SHOULD be good (ie: made in Belgium) tastes like crap. I'm pretty sure that all manufacturers cut corners if the product is destined for the good ol' US of A.

      When it comes to chocolate it really does suck to be an American :(

      The biggest problem is that it has been a problem for so long that the majority of us don't know any better.

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    163. Re:Oh, great by simm1701 · · Score: 1

      I do know what you mean - I'm rather fond of lindt myself - ironically green and blacks are now owned by cadbury's

      Its a touch off the track for purely chocolate but if you are ever in the area I would ehartily recommend the sanfrancisco fudge factory http://www.sanfranciscofudge.co.uk/ in bath - best fudge I have ever bought and their chocolates are pretty good too - amusing given this general topic that it has an american name though

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    164. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Go to Japan/China and look at what they put on it there. ;)

      I'm already in China, and I've seen many pizzas here - I'm not sure what you mean. They don't tend to put anything particularly special on them that I've noticed.

      > For example, chicago deep dish pizza might as well be a diffent product than italy's pizzas with the paper-thin crust.

      Yeah, maybe, and I prefer the Chicago style too :)

      Actually, they do some pretty good ones of that here, with sausage in the crust at the edge. Not bad at all.

      Unfortunately, their toppings can be a little sweet; kind of like their bread here. I've given up trying to find a reliable source of nice bread - it all tastes like cake to me.

      In CA, there were some lovely loaves; one from (IIRC) Santa Cruz, IIRC, which had several types of grain, was delicious. There were plenty I didn't like too, but at least there was some I did like.

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    165. Re:Oh, great by simm1701 · · Score: 1

      I think it happens with a lot of things for export.

      Take heineken for example, its undrinkable in the UK - sex in a canoe and the stuff they export to the US is as bad.

      Here in Amsterdam I was ver disappointed to find its what most of the resturants sell... I was extremely shocked to find its surprisingly good - ok its not as good as a lot of the other lagers here but its actually a pretty decent beer.

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    166. Re:Oh, great by avdp · · Score: 1

      You can still find reasonably good chocolate (tip: check it has labels in German, French and Italian, in that order

      Oh no, here is the proper order of preference for the label language:

      1. French AND dutch (belgium)
      2. German, French and Italian (switzerland)
      3. French (france) as a last resort
      Then I'll put all the other European chocolate in the same category below these 3, and above american chocolate.

      Of course, I am biased since I am belgian ;)

    167. Re:Oh, great by Pikoro · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I have lived in japan for almost 13 years.

      Like I said, the lexus brand just started selling here. Previously, you could buy one of the cars I mentioned for under $20,000.

      And don't even get me started on Skylines..... I'd never pay more than $500 for one of those.

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    168. Re:Oh, great by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Also: Nissan/Infinity

      and more abstractly, Ford/Lincon(/Mercury), Chevy/Caddilac(/Pontiac)... especially the truck/suv lines. Lincon has no unique vehicles in their line whatsoever.

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    169. Re:Oh, great by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Of course, it's an interesting question as to what you do if people actually prefer the ``inferior'' product: a similar argument exists over wine, when the French claim the wildly popular and successful wines of other countries are somehow not as good, even though people like them more. Well, that just sounds like the French getting annoyed that people don't like their wine as much. Is there any reasonably objective measure by which French wine is somehow "better"?
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    170. Re:Oh, great by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      I was just about to post to say that Tetley and Caffreys are piss - but you beat me to it. Consider this another vote for the opinion.

    171. Re:Oh, great by MyNameIsEarl · · Score: 1

      American, well New York at least, pizza is the best. There are also some damn fine tasty microbreweries in America as well. Try getting out more and drinking less Bud Light.

    172. Re:Oh, great by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Personally I think Godiva is overpriced crap. I like Lindt myself. I like Lindt better and it contains only ingredients that should be in Chocolate, and not stuff like Malitol. It's a lot cheaper too, and is available in just about every corner store and pharmacy, at least in Canada.

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    173. Re:Oh, great by Satan+Dumpling · · Score: 1

      Just buy the good imported stuff - Lindt.
      I keep a stash of Lindt Excellence 70% cocoa. :)

    174. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Sure. That's very reasonable of you to have that point of view.

      "Humer"? First time I've seen *that* spelling...anywhere. ...and yet I know what you mean.

      In any case, it doesn't change the fact that the English language is English. You can claim what the US speak is also English (or not), but that doesn't mean that the English now speak 'English(UK)', or British English for that matter.

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    175. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Wait.

      OK...

      > You're claiming that there is a single approved version of English (the Queen's English, I suppose) spoken in England?

      No, I'm not.

      > You certainly seem to be implying such.

      I don't see that.

      I'm just saying that you can't claim that the English don't speak English, which is often the case (by US teachers, primarily, in my experience).

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    176. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      god I hope that pizza is good here cince it was INVENTED HERE.

      Go to Chicago, stop by a Pizzeria Uno. that is the place where Pizza was first made (Sorry Pizza is an American food not Italian.) And taste that.

      It makes the crap that comes out of places like Texas or New york taste like low grade dog food.

      I love it how people try and say that Pizza is Italian. It's not it is as American as apple pie and shoving an entire animal into a piece of intestine and calling it the hot dog.

    177. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      Right, I know. I'm fairly sure I'd hate working there too, though I don't actually work there, so I don't know for sure. I don't care to work for an advertising company anyway.

      Bitter? Me? Noooo.

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    178. Re:Oh, great by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The American Indians had a dish very much like it for centuries before the european invasion. and I'll bet it came from their travels and is incredibly old.

      Kind of like how pasta is a Chinese dish and was adopted by the Italians after it was brought to them through trade.

      The only real dishes designed in countries and specific localities is usually the Disgusting ones.

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    179. Re:Oh, great by Ididerus · · Score: 1

      Different Pizza? Oh yeah, go to Domino's one day then go to Tony's at the end of the block by me and see different pizza. Just because the rest of the world doesn't live in ny, doesn't mean all pizza tastes the same.

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    180. Re:Oh, great by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      he FDA just increased the chocolate ration to 20 grammes a week. (Up from 30 grammes.) I love Big Brother!

      30 to 20 is increased? Does not compute.

      How've you been anyway? Long time now see...

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    181. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying there are different standards, just that they're basically the same thing.

      Although, I'll admit Chicago style is different to what I know as New York style. I prefer the former, but the latter isn't too bad either. I think NY style is easier to do badly though.

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    182. Re:Oh, great by T-Bone-T · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, I would mod every single one of your posts "Troll".

    183. Re:Oh, great by inviolet · · Score: 1

      As for the FDA decision, well, I'm all for stricter standards in food naming, generally speaking, even when it's a luxury food.

      Word.

      Hey, I know. If the low-end manufacturers insist on the use of the word 'chocolate' to describe whatever the hell it is they're making, then let 'em have it... and then reserve the phrase "fine chocolate" to describe chocolate made from the traditional ingredients.

      Of course we would then have to go through all this again in ten years, when consumers realize the difference and the low-end folks start agitating again. *sigh* I think I'll go find some marketing people and slaughter them mercilessly now. :|

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    184. Re:Oh, great by Emetophobe · · Score: 1

      Oh god not Hershey! Their chocolate "kisses" smell like vomit IMO, and they don't taste like chocolate. I got a whole box of hershey kisses for valentines and they sat around at the office for weeks and no one would touch them, in the trash they went.

    185. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only do they deceive consumers, they ignore w3c recommendations too!

      Headings should reflect the logical structure of the document; they should not be used simply to add emphasis, or to change the font size.

    186. Re:Oh, great by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      Good??? Dogfish Head (Delaware) is absolutely amazing. There are other decent East Coast breweries as well; Old Dominion (Virginia) and Duclaw (Maryland) come immediately to mind. (OD's beers aren't that special in bottles, but on tap they really come to life. So give them a chance if you're ever in the northern VA area.)

    187. Re:Oh, great by Hutz · · Score: 1

      Ghirardelli is great chocolate and American. More importantly, what am I missing? Don't chocolatey and chocolate-flavored refer to products that don't have chocolate liquour in them? Basic chocolate is chocolate liquour and cocoa butter, usually with sugar. Milk is an additive that makes it milk chocolate. "chocolate flavor" means that it only has cocoa powder.

    188. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      Mmmmm....Garbage Plate.....definably Rochester. It is just too bad that there is only one True Nick Tahoes any more.
      Man, I could go for one now!

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    189. Re:Oh, great by ojQj · · Score: 1

      I've never been a twinkie fan, and I don't drink sodas. Those are a part, but not the whole of the picture on American foods. Like I said, I spent the first 22 years of my life in the US. Of course it could be a sub-culture thing, in which case my comparisons are bad. Still, here they are:

      My own mother never in her life added sugar to peas or carrots. She rarely added sugar to strawberries. But Germans seem to consider not adding sugar to these things weird. In waffles and pancakes my mother and now I measure sugar with tablespoons and not cups. I can show you in the measurements that the German cake and pie recipes I have contain considerably more sugar than the American cake and pie recipes. I'm talking here about home-made food and not manufactured food. None of that added sugar makes the things it is added to taste better in my opinion. The presence of it also makes the difference between feeling good after a meal or not.

      Of course that's just the sugar side of thing. We could expand the topic to simple carbohydrates. A month ago I had an eye-opening experience. I wanted to improve my nutrition, so I read a book in which they suggested buying whole wheat bread instead of bread made from refined wheat. I thought "No problem. I'm in Germany, the land of the corner bakery. Some of those hundreds of different kinds of breads will certainly be made with whole wheat." Boy was I wrong. Nichts da. Not one was whole wheat. All the so-called gray breads were a mixture of refined wheat flour and rye. I've been bragging for years about German bread, and now I have to eat my words. I can't even find whole wheat flour or a whole wheat bread mix at the grocery store.

      If we take it from there up to general diet healthfulness, I was raised to use sunflower oil and olive oil for most of the things I see Germans using butter for. The butter doesn't seem to have any flavor advantages, but it isn't as healthy as plant-based fats. In the trans-fats category, they are at least starting to talk about forcing labeling in the US, where Germans are apparently not even aware of the problem -- I haven't been able to find one who can translate "trans-fats" or "hydrogenated" for me. Based on its ingredients list and its consistency, I'm betting Nutella is mostly a German rendering of Crisco, but I have no way of finding out. Continuing from there, lots of German food, especially meat dishes, tastes over-salted to me. Germans drink statistically about twice the amount of alcohol that Americans drink and apply social pressure in a much more aggressive manner than Americans in drinking situations. Germans encourage over-eating by finding it socially difficult to accept leaving food uneaten on the plate, or taking it home with you. I've been in several German households where they'll help you to seconds of food or alcohol even after you've said "No thank you". One German woman even went back into the kitchen to cook extra without asking and then tried to force the food on me. "Coffee", that late afternoon meal which consists entirely of cake is also unhealthy.

      On food safety, Germans eat many more foods raw which are dangerous in that form (tiramisu with raw eggs, mett with raw ground pork and hamburger mixed with raw eggs). Two acquaintances of mine got Salmonella that way. Nobody I know in the US has ever had Salmonella. German grocery stores don't refrigerate their eggs, and they sell milk much closer to its expiration date. Because it is difficult for her to throw food away, I can't convince my mother-in-law not to feed food containing meat which sat at room temperature overnight to the chickens she gets her eggs from. I've never gotten spoiled meat from a grocery store or a restaurant anywhere other than in Germany.

      I think the only reasons German health and life span statistics aren't as miserable as Americans is that they get more exercise.

      And just to avoid coming off like a pleasureless health nut: Rittersport is good, but you can do better :o) t

    190. Re:Oh, great by simm1701 · · Score: 1

      The Godiva over there is crap - atleast if its the same stuff that your southern neighbours have.

      The Godiva over here (Netherlands and its made in belgium) is extremely good chocolate - but then we have lots and lots of very good chocolate to choose from here :)

      As one of the above comments said - its seems that companies exporting to north america are quite happy to send crap since thats what is allowed to be sold there

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    191. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but the chocolate ration was just thirty grammes a week last week!

      seriously, it gets weirder and weirder how on point Orwell was. i reccomend filling out the petition, and using the terms "bribe taking bastards" somewhere in there.

    192. Re:Oh, great by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      I do agree about the Anchors. Terrible, terrible stuff. The Sierra Nevada is certainly drinkable if the other offering are Miller or Bush. I recently found a micro-brew in NW Indiana called "The three Floyds". Absolutely fantastic ales including a particularly tasty Scottish ale called "Robert the Bruce".

      I recently started dabbling in homebrew and have managed to produce a few decent batches of ale and one very tasty lager.

    193. Re:Oh, great by hey! · · Score: 1

      The big difference in American vs. European chocolate is in our milk chocolate.

      When Milton Hershey invented his machine to create milk chocolate bars, the heat it used denatures some of the milk proteins. The result is a slightly sour aftertaste that has been a Hershey hallmark ever since. Other American chocolates, such as Ghirardelli, don't have that flavor.

      Europeans who try a Hershey bar for the first time are apt to perceive the sour note in the flavor as spoilage flavor, which it is not. It's natural to have a negative reaction. It's an acquired taste. Americans used to feel that way about yogurt. Hershey absolutely could get rid of that flavor if they wanted to, but many Americans raised on it prefer it, perceiving European style milk chocolate as bland.

      Of course, once companies start substituting vegetable oil in their "chocolate", that will result in inferior chocolate. It won't be done because anybody prefers that flavor, it will be done to make the product more cheaply.

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    194. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      What about Buffalo Wings?

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    195. Re:Oh, great by TheMadcapZ · · Score: 1

      When we have people battering and deep frying Twinkies at fairs. I would say yes, you can invent new foods, no matter how fast they can kill you.

    196. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm not sure of the validity of your claim though - how far back do you go?"

      Back to the origins of the food, like ancestory, not patent-like time based first invention.

      "Can you really 'invent' something like food?"

      Conversely, by your argument, can you invent anything? Write anything original? If these are your standards, *nothing* new is invented or discovered. To which I wholeheartedly disagree with. Just because the USPTO has constitutional limits on recipes doesn't mean there aren't core changes made.

      Everything stems from something prior usually; there is hardly anything new groundbreaking, but I really truly doubt unleven bread should be considered the same as some fine garlic beer added inspired treat.

      "Like I said, how different does it need to be before it becomes original?"

      How about actually trying the dishes before you comment, which you clearly haven't done much of...

      You mention you have a Chinese wife. Have her take you to Chinatown and try some of the imported "sweets" and compare them to somewhat similar stuff you can get at a grocery store. Distinct origins, very different taste, somewhat similar, but certainly of different origins.

      If you want further info, look up the variations of "dumplings" in the world. Different origins, similar end products on rough review, very different tastes, and that last is only considering gross geographical tastes--even within regions, there are distinct variations.

      "I haven't noticed any difference between American Apple Pie and that I know from England."

      That's why most people would call either apple pie, not English Apple Pie or American Apple Pie. If there are actually such distinct differences made, you need to see if there is a marketing or nationalistic/xenophobic reasoning to the naming. Maybe the simple underlying reasoning is that different types of apples are used that may not be as prevalent in one country or the other. There are scores of variation in apples, as I learned in high school seeing a friend at lunch eat this pale red huge apple, and many have distinctly different tastes.

      "Similarly with pizza - how different can it be?"

      Do you have a tongue? Taste buds intact? Good lord man, what a ridiculous comment. Are you saying Pizza Hut pizza (which is good for what it is) or any of Domino's or Papa John's stuff even compares to "genuine" Chicago deep dish pizza (go downtown perpendicular to Michigan Avenue if I recall, or that place on, what is it, 53rd Street near Hyde Park? sorry, been a decade)?

      It's like eating Filet Mignon from a NYC joint versus a McD burger. Burgers aren't bad, but there is certainly a clear difference.

      I could also go into other dishes that are unique or original, but that would go into the palletable versus not, such as insects, which certainly do vary by region.

    197. Re:Oh, great by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Normal American beer is in the 4-5% range, but light beers are in the 2.5-3% range. Many people drink the standard MGD or Bud, but I'd wager that the majority drink light.

    198. Re:Oh, great by cyphergirl · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of G&B dark chocolate bars. They're wonderful for flourless chocolate cake!

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    199. Re:Oh, great by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I'm a sucker for Green and Blacks Maya Gold. 55% cocoa solids, with orange, cinnamon, nutmeg and vanilla. Put a piece in your mouth and let it melt for an organic, ethically sound ,chocolate high. Yum.

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    200. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      Cadbury made in the UK and shippedto the US is crap....whereas I like Cadbury Creme Eggs...I still know that the Chocolate is crap. Ok, the creme is crap as well, but I'm an American and I don't know any better. (That should be my new sig)

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    201. Re:Oh, great by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      Didn't get the reference then? :)

      Rich

    202. Re:Oh, great by electroniceric · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ on ales. In pilseners and belgians you may be reasonably correct, but in ales, the US is quickly standing up. Try a Troeg's or a Hop Devil (or locally here in Pittsburgh, its cousin Big Hop) for a little Pennsylvania flavor, an Arrogant Bastard or Boont Amber if you lean California-side, Hazed and Infused or Fat Tire in parts Coloradan, or especially a Dogfish Head 90 Minute in Delaware. Despite its macrobrew lineage, even Blue Moon is a decent happy hour refresher. American ales can hold their own anywhere these days.

    203. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As an American, I'm saddened by this proposal. What we call "chocolate" is already mostly just sugar, vanilla, PGPR, and oil. I read an article about chocolate that pointed out that most Americans don't even know what chocolate tastes like - that what they think of as chocolate is the flavor of vanilla and sugar.

      That said, we are waking up some. The groceries that cater to organics and health-conscious people often stock very good chocolates from around the world. My favorite (and I've eaten quite a few) is actually Green & Black's 70% dark chocolate. It's nice to know that the UK is not entirely a gastronomic wasteland.

    204. Re:Oh, great by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

      As if American chocolate wasn't bad enough as it is...

      Apparently, you have not had San Francisco's native chocolate. Perhaps some of the best in the world. Again, the Bay Area takes something that a European country is known for, makes it their own, and produces a better quality. First wine, now chocolate.

      You may be refering to the "toy" chocolate that is sold to kids by Hershey.

      For the worlds worst chocolate you have to look at that near plastic stuff they sell in Japan.

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    205. Re:Oh, great by Knuckles · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Like I said, the lexus brand just started selling here.

      Are you dense? I agreed with you so far, they were initially sold under the Toyota brand just in Japan, and always under the Lexus brand in the rest of the world.

      As for the same car (with the same configuration) that sells for $60000 in the US selling for < $18,000 in Japan, how about some links?

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    206. Re:Oh, great by Corporate+Troll · · Score: 1

      That explains why I never seemed to get drunk when in the States... *sigh*

    207. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you've never worked in a supermarket.

    208. Re:Oh, great by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Overly oaked wine surrounded by an impervious wall of tannin is a very California Cab thing. I can't drink the stuff. There's zero fruit to the wine and no chance for subtleness because of the oak and tannins.
      Try a Cal Zinfandel if you want fruit... there's a reason they're called "California Fruit Bombs". And look for less oak-y cabs, there are quite a few out there if you're willing to spend a few bucks. It's the cheap mass-produced wines that are so heavily oaked, to disguise their lack of balance.
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    209. Re:Oh, great by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      American independent pizzerias are actually quite good, you insensitive clod!

    210. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 1

      According to wikipedia, which backs up what I had heard before: .Ketchup existed before anyone outside the Americas had ever seen a tomato. Originally this sauce was made out of pickled fish. It originated in Eastern Asia; the word ketchup is used in Chinese, Malay and Indonesian (e.g., kecap manis - traditional spelling 'kitjap manis'). English and Dutch sailors brought the Asian ketchup to Europe, where many flavourings, such as mushrooms, anchovies and nuts, were added to the basic fish sauce. Whether the tomato was also added to ketchup in England is not certain, and it is likely that this important event first happened in the USA.

      If I recall correctly, the 57 on the bottle of Heinz Ketchup comes from the 57 varieties of ketchup that Heinz used to make.

    211. Re:Oh, great by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Didn't get the reference then?

      Oh Crap, I do now. Duh.

      Cheers for the cluestick!

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    212. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Cadbury made in the UK and shippedto the US is crap....

      I didn't know they did that. Oh, do you mean the ones that are in the 'British stores'? I guess it might not travel too well, but it ain't all that good in the UK, it's just worse in the US.

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    213. Re:Oh, great by BKX · · Score: 1

      That's not true at all. In most of the United States, light beers have a slightly higher alcohol content than the equivalent regular. Both should be somewhere around 4-5%. Ice beers have a higher percentage, somewhere around 5-7%, again with the light beating out the regular. The name "light" refers to the beer being lower in calories. While it's true that alcohol has calories, most of a beer's calories come from residual sugars and starches from the grain and not the alcohol.

      This whole 2-3% figure does have a place, however. Some states have rules (Minnesota and Utah come to mind. Fortunately, Michigan is not one of them.) that allow most stores to sell 3.2% beer, and only certain special stores with a more expensive liquor license to sell higher percentage beers and liquor. In those states, they really do sell 3.2% beer. In states that don't require 3.2 beer, they may sell it, but really, really cheaply. None of the more decent brands put out 3.2 beers in any state that doesn't require it.

      Anywho, I feel sorry for people who drink American lagers thinking they're good. (Give me an IPA any day.) I really feel sorry for people stuck with 3.2 beer. Those people must truly suffer.

    214. Re:Oh, great by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 1

      I'm too lazy to find this out, but I wonder if the US requires that stabilizers or other non-chocolate things are added? Or are they just added to make sure that the chocolates survive the trip from wherever they were originally are made?

    215. Re:Oh, great by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      I once bought a drink (can't remember the brand) which was a peach flavored non-carbonated thing 'made with real fruit juice!' The 'real fruit juice' was pear juice. How does that work?

    216. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      There are American pizzas that use very good sauces...just not any of the Chain stores. There is a local pizzeria near me that use exceptional sauce and high-quality mozzarella cheese...none of that fake stuff. Just a delicious thin crusted pizza. Of course, on oft he local grocery store chains uses what they call "real" cheese, but I've never seen a post-melted cheese that looked like slimy plastic :)

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    217. Re:Oh, great by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      Old D just got bought by budweiser,hopefully it will stay the same.

      Oak barrel stout tastes completely different in a bottle than on tap, for reasons beyond the whole oak barrel thing. The chocolate/vanilla flavours are a lot more apparent in the bottle.

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    218. Re:Oh, great by j-beda · · Score: 1

      I would never have imagined, but last summer I saw at the fair a place for Deep fried Mars bars! I didn't get a chance to sample one... maybe next visit.

    219. Re:Oh, great by Selivanow · · Score: 1

      I'm just talking about the stuff you can find in the "everyday" stores. The eggs, for example, are labeled as being manufactured in England.
      In the US we don't get much of Cadbury. Just north of us in Canada gets more, although the quality leaves much to be desired :(
      According to Wikipedia....the Hershey company made the 2007 batch for the States...I think I'm glad I didn't buy any this year.

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    220. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, the Italians were using pasta hundreds of years before Marco Polo did the whole China thing. The asians don't like to hear it but it's considered that pasta was invented independently in Italy without Chinese influence... the Chinese were eating them first though. What's always amused me more is that we consider tomato sauces to be just about the hallmark of Italian food but the Europeans thought the tomato was poinsonous. They didn't start eating them until a few hundred years after the tomato was brought back from the Americas. Makes you wonder... what were the Italians eating before they realized the tomato wouldn't kill them?

    221. Re:Oh, great by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Waldorf Salad

      Yeah, fair enough. Can't argue with that one. Quite nice too, actually.


      What is a waldorf? A walnut that's gone orf?

    222. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      I love it when people feign familiarity with international chocolate, then complain about American chocolate. All you're actually doing is displaying your complete ignorance of chocolates, and the depth of your gulliability for commercial advertising. Swiss and German chocolates are not in fact better than American chocolates, and this is relatively easy to work out for yourself, if you actually know such a person: run a double blind taste test.

      The fundamental problem, of course, is that people like you will fill in Hershey for American chocolate. What you don't understand, since you've never been to any of the countries whose chocolates you indicate might be better than domestic, is that Swiss people have their Hershey too; it's called "Nestlé." Just like Hershey, Nestle makes a bunch of crappy chocolate, floods the domestic market under ten different brand names at different qualities.

      You think America's the only country that makes crappy candy and sells it at a bargain? No: it's just not cost effective to import shitty candy. The local candy company can sell for half what a candy company on the other side of the planet can, on virtue of shipping cost alone. There is no way to compete with an advantage like that; hell, some companies leverage that advantage just locally in America, if they're far away from Pennsylvania (Ghirardelli's history has been largely rewritten, but effectively started that way in the 1960s; yes, they're older than that as a tiny company, but not as a large one.)

      Therefore, no matter what country you're from, the local domestic stuff is going to be crap, and unless you're from Mexico, it's just market forces at work. (If you're from Mexico, you're probably eating tamarind flavored glass shards.)

      Now, if you actually had the faintest idea about chocolate, you'd know that the best chocolate on Earth comes from three places: Ethiopia, Kenya and San Fransisco. Also, these chocolates come under brand names that quite likely you've never heard of. You probably think good chocolate comes under names like "Lindt," "Lindsor," "Godiva" or "Holl's."

      Let me make one thing painfully clear to you: if any of those four companies came to mind when you thought about good chocolate, then you've never had good chocolate. Those are still mass produced chocolates made with no attention to the bean batches.

      It's the difference between Starbucks and your local self-roaster. The Starbucks spent ten years finding the perfect average roast, and runs all their beans through that roast. Then, they compare themselves to places like doughnut store coffee, gas station coffee, fast food coffee and so forth, in order to give themselves the appearance of a gourmet product. The problem is, when you go around saying "Oh my god, East Coast Coffee is so terrible, west coast has Starbucks and Peet's and Boyd and Caribou Coffee," you're really just making yourself look like an ass. Those are all mass produced coffees.

      The alternative is the local roaster. There are problems. Most local roasters aren't very good. They're really, really expensive, and that can't be fixed. Some local roasters don't know what they're doing, and leave clinkers and chiggers in the coffee. Some local roasters like their coffee green like tea, and some like their coffee roasted into coal. Even when you finally find a local roaster whose tastes are like your own, their batches vary, because they're not buying a hundred and sixty metric tons of coffee a day, and thus the plants' being different actually still matters. Even when you finally find a local roaster who does things the way you want them, they're only probably available within a hundred mile or so radius. Even when you finally find a local roaster whose coffee is your coffee, it's not your buddy's coffee; I like my coffee at a deeper roast than most people do, and I prefer a moderate acidity whereas most people like low acidity.

      Nobody disagrees about the ranking of the major chains: gas station coffee is a step ab

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    223. Re:Oh, great by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      What you don't seem to realize is you can only have food invented once...and then built on.

      Not if it infringes upon the first food's patent.

    224. Re:Oh, great by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      I've been to Napa and I agree with you about Australian wine. Napa can produce a very nice Cab, but their Syrah can not hold a candle to the Australian Shiraz. I think most French wine is over priced and I actually prefer American oak to French barrel. I'm really not sure why.

    225. Re:Oh, great by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Quality is so high that discussing it is meaningless.

      The mark of a true snob -- thinking that personal preference equates to quality.

      Europeans don't like American chocolate. Fine. Most Americans don't really like European chocolate, beer, or most European food; why do you think everything from coffee to pasta is done differently?

      But, unless you're talking about the original spiced aztec drink, don't pull any shit about "real chocolate." You're just talking out your ass and displaying your bias for the whole world to see.

    226. Re:Oh, great by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      Ummm... you did not just say Anchor Steam. If I were trying to convince someone that American Breweries can compete with Europe, Anchor Steam and Anchor Liberty would be my last choices. As in I wouldn't bother. Sierra Nevada, while not nearly as bad, is another "micro-brew" that is all rep and no delivery. Unfortunately, most American breweries try to solve the "lack of flavor" problem by saying, "Hey, lets just throw a bunch more hops in it!". Which makes everything taste like a poorly brewed IPA.

      Ahh, beer. So many choices. And it makes so little difference.

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    227. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 1

      How about chocolate chip cookies?

      Cajun, while French influenced, I believe is uniquely American
      Jambalaya
      Gumbo
      Hushpuppies (falafel, but with ground corn instead of ground beans)
      corndogs
      grits
      "mess o'greens" (collard greens, mustard greens, bits of meat, onions, all simmered together)
      the reuben (rye bread, russian dressing, saurkraut, and pastrami/corned beef - yummm!)
      peanut butter & jelly sandwiches? (I have to send peanut butter to friends in France because it's not easily available there - or they can't find it)

      And while every culture has probably come up with a way to slowly cook meat with smoke, I honestly believe that barbecue achieves its perfection in the Bible Belt of the US (and at the Russell Street BBQ in Portland, OR).

      Too bad it's only breakfast time...

    228. Re:Oh, great by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      When you talk about American chocolate, you're talking about grocery store and gas station chocolate,



      When I talk about European chocolate, I mean the cheap stuff. Even the various supermarket chains' house brands. They're even cheaper than the American chocolate you mention, and vastly, vastly better.

    229. Re:Oh, great by jfengel · · Score: 1

      The really good chocolatiers can't have massively wide distribution because chocolate at that level is a very personalized endeavor. The chemists at Hershey's are trying to do one thing: meet a pre-specified flavor profile. They mix beans and other ingredients to try to make a consistent product. (And at the higher levels, like the Special Dark, that can be a very good-tasting product.)

      Scarffen-Berger makes each batch to optimize the beans that they have. The product is inconsistent, but perfect in itself. And that level of attention makes it hard to scale up to a national level.

    230. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      When you talk about American chocolate, you're talking about grocery store and gas station chocolate,

      When I talk about European chocolate, I mean the cheap stuff. Even the various supermarket chains' house brands. They're even cheaper than the American chocolate you mention, and vastly, vastly better.
      Horseshit. I've actually been there. I've had those store-brand chocoates. They most certainly are not vastly better than mass produced chocolates here; in fact they're significantly inferior, as scale of production issues suggest they should be.

      Y'know, you posted this reply before I was even done searching my post for one quote I wanted to amend. That just shows that you didn't even bother to read past the first few paragraphs. You obviously don't have the faintest idea what I was getting at; that's why you're still trying to stand up for mass manufactured chocolate as good after I made it clear that my position was that no mass manufactured chocolate is good.

      If you had read what I was saying, and still kept your beliefs, your response would have been very different.

      Don't bother replying unless you read the original post in its entirety. I don't have time to talk to people like you, who read a paragraph and think they've got the whole story. Your reaction to my post is apparently the same as your reaction to chocolate quality: superficial, clueless and entirely unable to discern the important and occasionally subtle characteristics that make up character.

      I'll wait for the person I was actually talking to, instead of some wanna-be passer-by.
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    231. Re:Oh, great by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      "Humer"?. I really need to get a textbox spellchecker, and actually use it... Humor. Still, it's informative? Besides Franklin and Webster's attempts to change/clean up our spelling, and the inevitable drift in the early days, we're still capable of understanding each other with no problems. It probably helped that most of Webster's attempted changes fell through. Still, even with the spelling changes the phonetics are close enough.

      I've seen English(US). It normally doesn't matter. If I program something up and don't bother to localize it to the point of having 'american' and 'english' versions, I'm going to put just plain 'English' in the list. If I have to make a distinction(a spell checker, for example), then I'd put English(US) and English(UK) because I'm splitting them up on the basis of geographical differences.

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    232. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The quality of American chocolate is every bit as fine as four other things you apparently don't know a thing about. There's a reason we win every major international beer festival year after year. There's a reason we take the French in their home turf in wines. There's a reason our cheese export is four times the size of our cheese import. Go look up the results of the German Beer Festival, which most people think is the center of the beer world. They have a competition for beers - mass and homebrew are seperate - which gets thousands of entrants every year. Dozens of professional taste testers.

      Look down the list of winners. See all those German names? Don't jump to conclusions: most of them are in Pennsylvania or Massachusettes. Look them up one by one. In the German Beer Festival, for the last 20 years, America has been almost undefeated. Granted, it's a different American beer every year in the homebrew, but the mass produced beers have been nailed down by Sam Adams Boston Lager from Pittsburgh, PA for quite a few years now.

      And ALL pizza is American, jerk. We invented it. You find me a good pizza in Canada and I'll give Tommy Lee a blowjob. I'll get a gel that actually supports Hep C's path down my throat. We can have a parade and fanfare.

      "Rah rah well I heard in Italy" Bullshit. You go to Italy, you ask for a pizza, you get a pie. Not a "pizza pie," a pie pie. Like, with a pastry top. Italians don't make American pizza. Don't waste time talking about a country you've never been to. Italian pizza is almost a calzone. Italian pizza is a way to deal with left-overs, not something you make up front.

      Next, you should bitch about American cars. That's another stereotype that people will nod to, despite a pile of scientific data to the contrary with decade after decade of repeat performances.

      You only think American products are inferior because advertising told you so.

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    233. Re:Oh, great by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I figured that china would be like Japan...

      In japan they have a tendency to put local items on it, like benito flakes, wasabi, tofu, etc...

      Yeah, maybe, and I prefer the Chicago style too :)

      I like them both. But then, I also like my pizzas pretty plain. I have this tendency when I buy frozen pizzas to buy pepperoni then eat all the pepperoni before sticking the pizza in the oven.

      But yeah, take the differences in the food imported to China and their native representations, then have a divergence over 50-100 years in cooking styles.

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    234. Re:Oh, great by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I have the exact same reaction in reverse to the European butters. They like a sour tang to their butter which is much more like the natural ways of producing butter, where lactobacilli are used to produce a bit of acid to help the butter specks clump more easily.

      No matter how many times I try it, it always reads as "spoiled" to me. I know that I'm eating what's supposed to be the very best, but my brain says otherwise.

      The same happens with sourdoughs, the king of artisan breads, but the sour flavor that's supposed to say "fermented" says "gone off" to me. It's only in products where I'm not expecting it; I love lemonade, which is supposed to be tangy.

      It's all in what you're brought up with.

    235. Re:Oh, great by mr_zonules · · Score: 1

      ...American beer...

      Uhh... have you ever been to Oregon (or Washington)? We have some of the best ... arguably THE best beer in the world.

      Rogue Ales, Bridgeport Brewing, Hair of the Dog, Rock Bottom Brewery, Widmer Brothers, Redhook... http://www.portlandbeer.org/

      There are DOZENS of microbrews in the NW. And most of them are fantastic!

      -Z

    236. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 1

      The Widmer Brothers, in Portland, OR, make some really nice brews. They learned their craft in Germany and do a very nice job with it here. Small enough to really care about the quality and big enough to have national distribution.

      One thing that's cool is that they have their main-stays, but they also do "collaborations" with other local and amateur brewers to try out new things. Some of those have been really good and sadly, short-runned. One of my favorites, the Summit Hop Pale Ale, however, became this year's feature beer. They use a distinctive hop that grows, as I'm told, exclusively in this area. I fell in love with it the first time I tasted it.

      Then there's the Snowplow Milkstout... creamy, rich, dark smoky flavor. I almost can't wait for winter! And their KGB Imperial Stout... And you can't mention Widmer without mentioning their Hefeweisen.

      They even experimented with a gluten free brew (technically not "beer") for people like one of my friends who is a celiac. It was a little mild and sweet for my taste, but for my friend... well, it was his first "beer" in a couple years and he loved it!

      The only big miss (in my opinion) is their DropTop Amber. I generally like amber ales, but this one just doesn't do it for me.

      The best part is that I'm lucky enough to live 3 train stops from the brewery and gasthaus. I feel so European taking mass transit to go to a pub and get drunk.

    237. Re:Oh, great by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      OBS is exactly what I was thinking of when I said that, glad someone agrees. I had it first on tap, and when I saw bottles here in Blacksburg I got really excited... til I tried one. It was OK, but there are far better bottled stouts (I think Brooklyn was already mentioned somewhere else in this discussion). And yeah, I'm a little nervous about the Budweiser purchase. However, I'm hoping it will lead to increased distribution, since I'm moving to Seattle in June and want to be able to get New River Pale Ale regularly.

    238. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Though I am not a chocolate freak, I have to assume that there are American chocolatiers who make fine products. Just because most people in America are satistfied with non-gourmet products doesn't mean that those products aren't out there.
      Realism, good judgement and the rejection of blind stereotypes? The hell are you doing on slashdot?
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    239. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 1

      Oregon and Washington make some damn fine wines too. Why spend $50 on a French Burgandy when a $15 Oregon Pinot Noir is almost as goood.

      Or better. We have some very good Pinot Noir here in Oregon.

    240. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fellow Slashdotters, Go to the comment page and comment. Here is my comment for your enjoyment.

      I understand it is proposed to allow the substitution of vegetable oil for cocoa butter in food labeled "chocolate". This proposal would lead to misunderstanding for consumers - in fact, it is clearly intended to do so! Chocolate is made from the cocoa bean; it includes cocoa butter, not the oil of some other vegetable. Manufacturers are free to label their products accurately, as including other components of the cocoa bean. But do not allow this perversion of the well-understood meaning of the word "chocolate". The proposal is anti-truth, anti-accuracy, and anti-consumer. Preventing this sort of shenanigan is exactly what the FDA is for.

    241. Re:Oh, great by DudeTheMath · · Score: 1

      I can get Leonidas (and it appears to be the real thing) here in the states, but it costs a fortune. For that money, I can buy a lot of Lindt Excellence 70% Extra Fine, as long as I want just chocolate and not truffles, quality creams, or pralines.

      A couple of years ago, I bought for Valentine's Day what appeared to be a French import: a box of truffles branded "Truffettes". They were quite good, and used real sugar instead of corn syrup. I got them at Target, no less! But then they introduced their "Choxie" house brand, which are two steps above lousy, and I've never seen the "Truffettes" since. Except--wait!--thank you, Google! (I simply hadn't thought to look.) I found them at New Orleans' Blue Frog Chocolates*. I'm going to have to remember that for my next chocolate-giving occasion.

      *No, I have no connection to Blue Frog Chocolates, so I guess it's a plug, but not a shameless one.

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    242. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to continue this off-topic thread for a moment - yes, Californian wines are excellent. The Stag's Leap mentioned by the parent is a truly glorious wine, and at US$200 a bottle, it's at least as good as an $80 bottle from Bordeaux. Or take a regular $40 bottle from a reputable Napa Valley winery; that will almost certainly be a match for a $12 bottle of Australian wine. Yes, wines (and prices) we can be proud of.

    243. Re:Oh, great by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Lagers have their place. I love a really good IPA, but I'll take a lager over an IPA on a hot summer day.

    244. Re:Oh, great by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected :)

      Thanks for the enlightenment.

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    245. Re:Oh, great by rjshields · · Score: 1

      But then again, maybe I wouldn't challenge you because I don't want to spoil good beer.
      That's a good point. Here in the UK we drink beer by the pint, in Europe you drink it by the 250ml glass. Our ale has traditionally been 3-4 percent alcohol, but recently the continental influence has meant that 5% is more normal and 6% is not uncommon. Combine that with the British tradition of gulping it down by the 568ml pint and you have a recipe for disaster. There's a lot to be said for sipping strong beer from a small glass but I do like a pint sometimes.
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    246. Re:Oh, great by axia777 · · Score: 1

      American Chocolate sucks yes, but American Wine sucks? Come to California or Oregon and tell me that trash. I lived in Sonoma/Napa County for most of my life and now live in Oregon near Portland. The wine in both places is so phenomenal that the French come to the West Coast in droves because of the it. So STFU buddy.

      And American Pizza kicks Italian pizzas ass hands down too. I have been to Italy. The pizza there sucks, really it does. I searched high and low all over the country and found no pizza worth my time. If I opened a Round Table in Italy I would be rich beyond my wildest dreams.

      Oh and about American Beer? You can shove that where the sun don't shine too, because you obviously have NEVER been to Portland, Oregon, the Micro Brew Capitol of the WORLD. Germans come here in droves too to taste out World Wide Award winning Brews.

      Sorry, but you are obviously ignorant on several things, except for Chocolate. American Chocolate sucks a dead goats rear end.
    247. Re:Oh, great by disasm · · Score: 1

      Some of the microbrews in America are just as good if not better than their European counter parts. Yes, American Light is a crap beer but try a nice Troegs Hop Devil or Expedition Imperial Stout.

    248. Re:Oh, great by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      If we must find something american, I believe that the hamburger/cheeseburger would come close.
      Didn't hamburger come from chefs in Hamburg Germany cooking Steak Tartar?

    249. Re:Oh, great by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I have tried chocolate from abroad - and I find the same mix of low and high end chocolate that one finds here in America. (One cannot go simply one what tourists bring back, as they tend to bring back the finest.)

    250. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly with pizza - how different can it be? Tour Europe sometime and you'll encounter a wild fluctuation in styles and quality of pizza. After moving here, I miss American pizza.
    251. Re:Oh, great by jZnat · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that fruit juice had to be 100% fruit juice while fruit drink didn't have that requirement. Wikipedia seems to agree, although the possibility of adding sugar to fruit juice is still a problem.

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    252. Re:Oh, great by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese

      There's a few good cheeses produced in the US. But I don't see many. Unless of course you mean that orange cheese-like substance. It's pretty good on burgers though.

      American Pizza

      Huh? Good Chicago or NY style pizza stands toe-to-toe with anything else in the world.

      American Wine,

      Maybe this was true 40 years ago, but there's nothing wrong with California wine. Some of it is quite excellent. There's crap jug wine of course, but what do you expect for $4?

      American beer

      Huh? Maybe you haven't been tried anything but Schlitz for the past 25 years, but American beers have grown up. There's perhaps 100 different American micro-brews available at my local liquor store, and 3 different brew-pubs in town. The quality is quite excellent, and often meet or surpass imports.

      As far as chocolate, Scharffen Berger is quite excellent. There's several other quality American chocolate manufacturers.

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    253. Re:Oh, great by hughk · · Score: 1

      You can't drink 8 pints of any of the ones you name (WHY do you name tetley and Caffreys ? - which ARE both awful), but you can of the less full flavoured ones you don't like.
      I've had the pleasure of drinking Tetley's in West Yorkshire, where it is brewed. It should have a sell-by-distance rather than a date as further away than Sheffield and it tastes a mere shadow of its former self. It is an excellent beer but it doesn't travel worth a damn. It is also not particularly alcoholic. Maybe not as little as the lite beers but you can drink a lot in an evening without falling over. Real ales that travel well tend to be quite strong.
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    254. Re:Oh, great by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Next time you're in New Zealand head to the West Coast and tour the Monteiths brewery. It puts Speights to shame (not that hard really).

    255. Re:Oh, great by hughk · · Score: 1

      Chocolate in Belgium should be regulated as a drug not a food stuff, especially if you go after the high cocoa content ones. It is also about as addictive as crack (and as expensive).

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    256. Re:Oh, great by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Try some "St. Louis-style" pizza some time. You might like it. For more info, check Wikipedia (of course). There's a paragraph describing St. Louis-style pizza. And remember, when they say "thin crust", they mean 2mm or thinner. It's like a huge cracker with pizza toppings.

    257. Re:Oh, great by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      A good rule of thumb for southern hemisphere wine: Australia for reds, New Zealand for whites. That's just a rule of thumb of course, since Chile has some very nice reds, and South Africa some very nice whites, and you can get some excellent Chardonnay from Aus, and excellent Pinot Noir from NZ. Still, if you have to make a somewhat uninformed call, Aussie reds are pretty consistently good, particularly Shiraz, and NZ whites are pretty consistently good, particularly Sauvignon Blanc.

    258. Re:Oh, great by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      As if American chocolate wasn't bad enough as it is...

      Nonsense!

      The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese, American Pizza, American Wine, American beer... oh wait! Overgeneralize much?
    259. Re:Oh, great by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      Funny, I much prefer a Missouri wine. The main difference? Missouri wine tastes good, while California wine has a pretty label. YMMV, of course.

    260. Re:Oh, great by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do like strongly-flavoured beers, but I also like Pilsners, Bitters, IPAs, and Lagers. John Courage, for example, is very refreshing, and that and Coniston's can be consumed all night without making your tongue tired. They are true session beers. Fuller's has a nice IPA if you like IPAs (some don't). I can't claim to know anything about Green King or Deuchars.

      Also, I wouldn't say that Anchor's products are lightly flavoured. More like poorly flavoured. And flavour is not what I like in a beer. Good flavour is what I like. If you want flavor, try the very accurately named "Stovepipe Porter" by Otter Creek. Yes, it tastes like licking the inside of a stovepipe. No, I don't like it. Yes, I have a friend who drank 5 imperial pints in succession, and says he loves it. No, he doesn't smoke. :)

      I once had a beer called Sierra Monster Brew. Very flavourful. One of the only beers I did not finish. Anyway, I'm not down on all American Breweries. We have a small cache of decent ones. We just don't have enough really spectacular ones. Speaking of great breweries and lighter beers, Shiner Brewery of Texas has an excellent product called Shiner Bock (which a lot of people hate) and they used to make a fantastic Lager, called "Kosmo's Reserve Lager". Sadly, crazy alcohol laws in the various States prevent me from readily acquiring it.

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    261. Re:Oh, great by badasscat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's funny, because in the US even chocolate that SHOULD be good (ie: made in Belgium) tastes like crap. I'm pretty sure that all manufacturers cut corners if the product is destined for the good ol' US of A.

      When it comes to chocolate it really does suck to be an American :(

      The biggest problem is that it has been a problem for so long that the majority of us don't know any better.


      Well, a) this is all relative, and b) there is certainly chocolate in America that will measure up to any standard in the world. Here is one example.

      I've been to Europe, and quite frankly, the stuff you get in grocery stores there is no better than Hershey's. If you want to compare high end chocolate, then you've gotta compare apples to apples - you can't compare boutique chocolate in Europe to mass produced chocolate in the US. We've got boutique chocolate just as good as Europe, and they've got mass produced chocolate just as bad as us.

      And a lot of countries have it worse, even in mass produced chocolate. Japan has awful chocolate, for one example. It's waxy and nearly tasteless - it's like that really cheap stuff they put in chocolate easter bunnies here. This is almost universal there; it's not a particular brand. It's just what people are used to. My wife (who is Japanese) never liked chocolate before she moved to the United States - now she can't get enough of it, even if it's just Hershey's, but especially if it's something like Jacques Torres.

      So you don't know how good we've got it.

    262. Re:Oh, great by rossz · · Score: 1

      The best wine I ever drank was a Bordeaux red.

      Same here, but it's painful to pay for Bordeaux. The prices are outrageous.

      Some of the wines from Chile are quite good as well.

      I remember when the world discovered Chilean merlot (early 90s?). It was excellent wine at a budget price. The run on Chilean wine caused a shortage. In response, the Chilean wine producers did something absolutely stupid. They pumped out as much wine as they could, ignoring quality. This hurt their reputation big time. Hopefully, they've learned their lesson.
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    263. Re:Oh, great by drew · · Score: 1

      You must live in the wrong part of the States. When I used to live in Chicago, I was practically swimming in good beer from the cheeseheads to the north (and Bell's in Kalamazoo, Michigan). I still bring 2 or 3 cases back with me when if I visit there over the summer. (Just finished off the last Fat Squirrel 2 weeks ago. :( )

      Now that I live in Colorado, while I still miss many of my favorite Midwestern brews, the selection of quality beers is higher than I ever could have imagined. New Belgium is a great brewery (as long as you don't judge them solely based on Fat Tire, which as far as I know is currently their only beer distributed outside of Colorado), as is O'Dells, Oscar Blues (although you probably won't care for them if you don't like hoppy beers), and more local brewery/bars than you can count. Even the Rock Bottom Cafe's out here manage to produce some pretty good beer.

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    264. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The quality of American chocolate is every bit fine as American cheese, American Pizza, American Wine, American beer... oh wait! Actually, Napa Valley wine compares with the best from France. It is better than the best French wine, if the tasters are not told where it comes from beforehand.
    265. Re:Oh, great by green1 · · Score: 1

      One of my friends (another Canadian) is currently posted in the states, when he came back up to visit both he and his wife agreed, the thing they missed most in Canada was the food, even the foods they thought should be the same were lousy copies of such, chocolate was however their biggest disappointment down there and they couldn't seem to get enough of it on their short visit north.

    266. Re:Oh, great by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Heh, I think the one time I ate at Trudy's, the service was so bad I've never been back. It was the one down south where South Lamar hits 290. That was years ago, though, so either they've cleaned up their act or gone out of business. In another place, at a little mexican joint in north austin, a waitress told me that mole sauce wasn't very good, and I've never been interested in it since then. Probably just as well, the reason I finally quit eating chocolate was that all the drugs caught up with me (common among drug addicts to neglect personal hygene to varying extents), so now I've got so many holes in my teeth that eating chocolate is literally painful. So I guess I don't really care how its defined by the FDA, I'm not going to eat it anyway.

      In another aside, my sister-in-law made a point of feeding mole sauce to her diabetic mother. She was going to a mexican church at the time (they're not Mexican, she just speaks Spanish and is a Spanish teacher nowadays, and not surprisingly prefers mexican company to white company), so she got the hang of making mole sauce or so I hear, because as previously mentioned, I won't eat it.

      Are you still in Austin? If you are, and you've still got your chocolate habit, you really ought to go out on Airport drive to the Lammes store and checkout their chocolate. Also, Blue Bonnet ice cream has a wonderful flavor called Triple Chocolate that's available throughout Texas.

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    267. Re:Oh, great by hughk · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've heard that too (and not just from Americans). However the dialect is based on west-country English (as in Plymouth) rather than London. Interestingly enough I've heard the same about Spanish being closer to the original in Mexico rather than Spain.

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    268. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 5, Informative

      Come on, we might be a country full of people from everywhere else, but we have our own style and cuisine.

      Not a lot of it, it seems - not in my opinion anyway.

      Let's try someone who knows food, then. The entire Cajun cuisine, for example, is essentially new. Chowder (there's more to chowder than clam and corn) is an entirely American practice, as are Burgoo, Chioppino and Bouillabase. We invented recirculated roasting (no, it's not the same as a dutch oven.) The number two prepared food on earth is an American invention, despite its foreign name - whereas China beat us to rice with egg, we invented the Hamburger. We're responsible for nachos, hard tacos, chili con queso and chili con carne (look it up.) We're why Mexico loves cumin now. Basically anything you eat that you think is mexican food that has yellow cheese on it instead of white is America's fault.

      The current state of Barbeque is entirely an American thing, though the Dutch independently reinvented it in South Africa later under the name "braai." (This is unfair to foreigners, as we use the word "barbeque" very differently than they do; a Briton hearing that word will think of the situation we think of as "grilled," and when they hear grill, they think of what we think of as stove-top burners. I do not know what foreigners call what we call Barbeque, though I know Australia uses the word the way we do.) We also invented Pit Barbeque (yes, we mean something different by that phrase too, sorry.) There's also Saint Louis Barbeque, Kentucky Barbeque and Louisiana Barbeque, all of which are substantially different (one's stewed in sauce, one's over a grill range open fire and one's surrounded by coal heat in a brick pit.)

      We invented Chop Suey and General Tso's Chicken. Indeed, anything you see on a purportedly Chinese menu involving cheese, mango, brown/whole rice or tomato is our fault. Rangoon puffs (not crab rangoon) are our fault. What we call Egg Foo Yung is nothing like what the Cantonese call Fu Yung Egg. Spring rolls are Chinese; egg rolls are not. What we call beef with broccoli is supposed to use a relative of broccoli called gailan; however, the leafy parts are used, not the stalks and not the clubs, so it might as well be asparagus, it's so different. We invented Jibaritos and Jigaritos.

      We invented the tri-tip steak. "You can't invent a steak, it grew in the cow that way!" Actually, no it didn't. We also invented cheesed steaks. (No, not Philly cheese-steaks; we didn't invent those, we just perfected them.) If you don't know what a cheesed steak is, look up what "new york strip" actually means; it's not a cut, like sirloin or delmonico. They're aged and molded. There's a reason they're that tender.

      America includes several areas whose cuisines developed on their own before they were called America, such as Hawaii, Alaska, the Texarcana area and the pan-Florida area (Florribean food is awesome.) We're the country that merged Burmese and Oaxacan cuisine. We're about the only country to grill frog legs (the french batter them, the chinese boil them and the italians and thai fry them.) Chicken Vesuvio is ours.

      We have a spectacular history of invention in the field of alcohol. I probably don't need to beleaguer this.

      Americans use the phrase "fried chicken" differently than other countries, so when I say "fried chicken is ours," please understand that I mean something more specific than chicken which has been fried. We mean bone-in chicken ribcage halves and drumsticks which are larded, spiced, battered, breaded, deep fat fried and re-spiced, in that order. Furthermore, it involves a specific set of spices; it's a little like talking to the British about Shephard's Pie. You just have to know.

      There are a lot of people who believe that the current popularity of the sandwich is largely due to their upsurge in use in America during the l

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    269. Re:Oh, great by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes, I liked Taco Bell...I hated most Mexican food, but I liked that (though I'm not sure it's classed as Mexican food).

      I'm not sure Taco Hell qualifies as food of any sort, let alone as Mexican food. Del Taco is much better if you're in a hurry, but you'll only find it in California, Nevada, and Arizona (IIRC). If you hated real Mexican food but liked the slop they pass off as "Mexican" at Taco Hell, though, it's probably safe to say you just don't like Mexican.

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    270. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      You can say we didn't invent the concept of dough baked with toppings, but neither did the italians.

      Indeed, as my (Chinese) wife keeps reminding me :)


      Does she know that it's originally a Mongolian practice, not Chinese?
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    271. Re:Oh, great by Vidar+Leathershod · · Score: 1

      Actually, I live close to one of the best bars in the States. They get beers from all over the states and the world, have over twenty taps, a few cask pulls, with rotating stock and always have at least a couple of hundred different bottled beers. I have had over 200 different beers there (I often re-enjoy favorites), and that's only because I don't get there enough. A friend of mine passed me a long time ago with over 1,000 different beers (he goes there every other day). We also have a good local distributor, where you can get cases/individuals from all over.

      Again, I didn't say all U.S. beers were bad. I just said that we don't compete with the amount of good beers/breweries that our friends across the sea have created. And I don't mind hoppy beers. I do mind when every variety of beer made by one brewery tastes like a lager. There are those breweries who make excellent lagers, and call them such. IPAs are not short on hops, either, and I've had lots of good IPAs.

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    272. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Ack, I missed the second part.

      I haven't noticed any difference between American Apple Pie and that I know from England.

      Yeah. The phrase "American as Apple Pie" is a tongue in cheek reference to our tendency to ignore where things come from when we're having a xenophobic decade. It was common during and after the Revolutionary War to pretend we made that recipe up, and not long afterwards, when we got back to reality, newspapers would use that phrase to indicate the recent historic example.

      More contemporary examples include freedom fries recently, or liberty cabbage (sauerkraut) and beefburgers (hamburgers) during World War 2.

      That said, that you can't tell the difference means you're not getting good American apple pies. We use a lot more rhubarb than you do, and we involve lemon and orange zest, cinnamon, coriander and celery seed. The difference is significant, though the phrase predates the difference.

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    273. Re:Oh, great by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Good jest, but only as a jest, because the truth doesn't support the joke.

      Cheese made in the USA is very good, although you are right that "American Cheese" (the variety of cheese named for our continent) is very bad. American pizza, or more specifically Americanized pizza, is the best in the world. American wine has been winning worldwide taste tests for two decades. American beer covers the whole range, from very bad to the very best in the world; so, like cheese, we make the best in the world, we just also make the worst in the world.

      I'm not big on chocolate so I won't comment on the state of American chocolate.

    274. Re:Oh, great by operagost · · Score: 1

      There are many great California wines and great American beers brewed throughout the country. This is a lame, tired old joke. I also don't understand what's wrong with American cheese that's not "American Cheese"-- ever had anything from Wisconsin? And what's wrong with the pizza? I mean, pizza as we know it is really an American and not an Italian invention. That's like saying Spanish olives suck because they're not black and have pimentoes in them. Where the heck are you from?

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    275. Re:Oh, great by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 3, Funny

      I totally agree. It was the first thing that I noticed. If I were hired to write that text, then I would have used CSS in a separate file. However, for the sake of readability, I'm going to use inline styles.

      <h1>Maple <span style="display:none">Flavoured</span> Syrup!!!1!</h1>

    276. Re:Oh, great by operagost · · Score: 1

      Where the hell are my mod points? Great and informative post!

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    277. Re:Oh, great by hurfy · · Score: 1

      The new flavor V8 drinks perhaps?

      100% juice, just not the ones shown on label..... i like the banana and strawberry made from pears and cucumbers or some damn thing :O

      but there are plenty of others.

      And NO, don't make our chocolate even cheaper please. My first thought was of Ghirardelli (wax) squares, do they even mention choclate? the version they sell in the Kwikimarts is horrid. ugh. Nothing like the blocks :(

      chocolate flavored treats is just fine for a description. If it is cheaper it will sell anyways...fruit drinks and such seem to have no problem selling.

    278. Re:Oh, great by CommunistHamster · · Score: 1

      On a similar note, Haagen-Dasz is American, and was never even founded by any Dutch people. Some boardroom full of suits gave a it a foreign sounding name.

    279. Re:Oh, great by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      This was 3 or 4 years ago, so probably not. I honestly don't remember the brand. I kept the bottle for a while as a novelty, but I don't have it anymore.

    280. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Tired of the relatively poor quality of packaged foods?

      Here's a radical idea... MAKE YOUR OWN.

      Avoid the bright, shiny packages.

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    281. Re:Oh, great by Quikah · · Score: 1

      No it is because it is the mass produced stuff, which is generally pretty crap in Europe also. All mas produced chocolate is pretty crap. Just because they make it in Europe doesn't make it good. I tried a number of commercial candies in Germany, UK, France, all about the same level of crap as the stuff in the US, though I do give an extra bit of scorn to the US manufacturers that won't use real sugar. The mass market stuff is made for kids. It is garbage, EVERYWHERE.

      Now, if you are talking about the high end stuff, yes, the European stuff will taste worse in the US, because it has been sitting in a boat/plane for weeks on end. There is plenty of REALLY good chocolate in the US, you just won't be able to buy it in your everyday store. Here is a pretty nice selection:

      http://www.worldwidechocolate.com/american_chocola te.html

      I will say though that Ghirardelli is approaching mass market quality, so it is hit or miss. I also enjoy Newman's Own, which is mass market, but good quality, for when I don't want to spend a lot of $$ on a treat.

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    282. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American beer has really come back in the past 20 years or so. The bad reputation was duly earned, back in the day, and the biggest names in American beer still absolutely suck, but great beer is all over America now. Even the worst dive bars usually have at least one good domestic. Don't take my word for it though, I'm not a subject matter expert.

    283. Re:Oh, great by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Yes, Ghirardelli isn't very special. However, I can't believe no one has yet mentioned Valrhona, in particular Amer Noir. 71% cocoa. To die.

    284. Re:Oh, great by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > (as long as you don't judge them solely based on Fat Tire, which as far as I know is currently their only beer distributed outside of Colorado),

      Nope, I can pick up all their stuff, including their seasonal brews, at Safeway here in San Francisco. Nice stuff. Fat Tire isn't all that bad, it's just not quite as "spicy" as some people like their Belgian beers (I drink Chimay if I want that). Sunshine Wheat is ambrosia on a hot fall day (San Francisco doesn't have hot summer days).

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    285. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Nevermind McD's versus Filet Mignon. Just try McD's versus FatBurger or InAndOut. Those all came from approximately the same time and place (SoCal circa 1950) and are each distinct.

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    286. Re:Oh, great by crotherm · · Score: 1



      California wines are some of the best in the world. The high end wines pretty much own French wines.

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    287. Re:Oh, great by Convector · · Score: 1

      I think the only requirement to call something a "drink", is that it's in a liquid phase. Or is to be dissolved in a liquid before consumption. Of course, soup might fall into the same category then. There should be some distinguishing feature, like salt content. I don't think any of this is regulated anyway. Oh, I know, common sense could be used to separate the two. Something like that.

    288. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...at least in the US if I am interested in a burger joint I can find a good one. The only American francise restaurants that the rest of the world seems interested in are the nastiest ones. It's little wonder that you think poorly of us. I'm inclined to think poorly of you all for your taste in American franchises.

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    289. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I dunno.

      I'd characterize Del Taco as Hell Taco. Going into one of those in Vegas gave me a renewed appreciation for Taco Bell. Although my alltime favorite was Zantigo but they're not in business anymore.

      OTOH, you could just go to a genuine Taqueria.

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    290. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Find a bar that serves Dopplebock...

      You really don't have to put up with establishments that think that Miller -> Beer. ...even in the US.

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    291. Re:Oh, great by be951 · · Score: 1

      I don't think any of this is regulated anyway.
      Well, I didn't look for soup, but juice content has pretty specific requirements in Title 21 of the Code of Federal Regulations.

    292. Re:Oh, great by hazem · · Score: 1

      I do make a fair amount, but I have neither the equipment nor the skill nor the right raw materials sources for making chocolate. I've tried to eliminate high fructose corn syrup and msg from my diet, which means I don't eat many varieties of pre-processed foods. I do eat a lot of canned soups, however, but those are mostly from Amys Kitchen and Miur Glenn - and the ingredient lists are very short.

    293. Re:Oh, great by crotherm · · Score: 1


      Try Relentless from Shafer, if you can find it. The taste is reflected in the name they gave it. I don't think I have seen a wine that was as blood red and nearly opaque.

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    294. Re:Oh, great by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Heh, this is happening in my office right now.

    295. Re:Oh, great by BKX · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong; I love lagers. I just don't like American Lagers. American Lagers are generally quite flavorless, in my opinion. In fact, the only one I ever really liked was Corona Extra (American Lager is a style of beer that originated with immigrants from Pils, Germany in America's midwest. Not all lagers made in America are American Lagers, just like not all American Lagers are made in the US.). Now, give me a good Pils lager from Germany on a warm day, and I'll be set.

    296. Re:Oh, great by paraax · · Score: 1

      You're kidding right? Del Taco? While on a vacation my wife and I decided to give them a try. While I'm not going to hold Taco Bell as some paragon of fast food mexican perfection... Del Taco is leaps and bounds below them in taste. We now avoid them like the plague.

    297. Re:Oh, great by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      Holy crap that was informative. And pretty elusive information too among the general population. Lacking mod points all I can give you is props.

    298. Re:Oh, great by euri.ca · · Score: 1

      >I'm already in China, and I've seen many pizzas here - I'm not sure what you mean. They don't tend to put anything particularly special on them that I've noticed.

      You've seriously never had a pizza with strawberry jam on it? (because they were trying to make it look like the pictures of food we have -- which are usually plastic)

      Are you maybe in the cosmopolitan land of Hong Kong or Shanghai?

      I guess maybe weird food assembled to look like our pictures is a fading art relegated to rural China as more people experience more real western food.

    299. Re:Oh, great by powerpants · · Score: 1

      I've been to Europe, and quite frankly, the stuff you get in grocery stores there is no better than Hershey's. I spent a few weeks in Germany and I have to disagree. The supermarkets there carry many varieties of cheap chocolate that are way better than Hershey's. Two that come to mind are Kinder Chocolate and Milka. These are both cheap, supermarket brands and are very good (according to my American taste buds). My German friends were amused that I liked Kinder Chocolate because (as the name implies) it's targeted for kids. To me, this was some gourmet shit.
    300. Re:Oh, great by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You guys have to compare products at a similar level. Generalizations like, American cars suck because they have the Chevy Cobalt, whereas Europeans have Lamborghinis! Of course, failing to realize that there are hidden gems like the Saleen S7 for instance.

      Anyway, getting back to chocolate, there are some chocolatiers like http://www.johnandkiras.com/ who make all their chocolates from fresh ingredients. Of course you will pay a premium for it, but that's what you have to do to get anything "quality".

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    301. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we must find something american, I believe that the hamburger/cheeseburger would come close.
      Hamburger. Named after the city it comes from, i.e. Hamburg. In Germany.

      Yeah, sounds pretty American to me.
    302. Re:Oh, great by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      Today Napa Valley features more than two hundred wineries and grows many different grape varieties including Cabernet Sauvignon, Chardonnay, Merlot, Zinfandel

      In other words, bland, bland, bland and bland. I'm willing to give a little on the Chardonnay, which is definitely a grape that can surprise you, but the varietals you mention are basic tastes. Wines primarily made from these are boring as hell.

      Give me a wine that has some power to it, a varied taste. When I read 'supple and well-rounded' on a Bordeaux bottle these days, I know I'm drinking yet another Cabernet Sauvignon/Merlot pisswater created for the American palate. Bordeaux should have strong tastes, leather, tobacco and black fruits preferrably, that are injected by the lesser varietals from the region. Same with white Bourgogne; these days, if you want to know what can be done with Chardonnay, you either pay through the nose for a smaller domain that doesn't cater to US tastes (oak, lots of oak), or you buy white Macon (especially Macon-Villages).

      Or the good old Gamay. Beaujolais is a bit bland, but the minor appelations from the region, such as Fleurie or closer to the Bourgogne, Macon Rouge, carry lots of terroir (the Macon especially has a steely aftertaste that is very refreshing).

      Don't get me wrong, there are probably plenty of small vintners in Napa Valley who *do* love the wine more than the profits and are willing to sell something that is not bland and boring, but the majority of Californian wine is nothing more than good, if a bit boring, table wine.

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    303. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why most people would call either apple pie, not English Apple Pie or American Apple Pie.
      Precisely. That's exactly the point he was making: apple pie is an international dish that has a long history in America but an even longer history in Europe, and therefore it is ridiculous to claim that it is an example of specifically American cuisine - as Americans do on a regular basis.
    304. Re:Oh, great by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1

      Soul food is ours. If you don't know what soul food is, don't bother looking it up.

      I really enjoyed your post, stonecypher. You really seem to know your dishes, as if you might be an accomplished chef. However, there is only one kind of person who will mistakenly call a group of dishes as "Soul Food"; and that person would be a non-Southerner.

      While "Soul Food" is a common term, my qualifications are grounded by the fact I am Southern, and no Southerner calls mundane table food as "Soul Food", but do call it "Southern Food" even while in the South.

      The history of the South is so entangled between Whites and Blacks, that it would be impossible, considering proximity and intimacy, to think that there wasn't strong influence on both sides in all aspects of culture, dining included. Making the term "Soul Food" grossly over biased.

      To a Southerner, explained what Yankee's call "Soul Food", he would have only one thing in mind. There is only one dish that might seperate "White" dinner from "Black" dinner in the South. "Chitlins" is such dish, and to be honest, a lot of deep South, back hills white families also eat chitlins too. Everything else, is mundane and precise regardless of which family you visit in the South.

      Since there's only one dish that could possibly seperate, statistically, "Soul Food" from "Southern Food", I really shall assert there is no such thing as "Soul Food".

      A lot of people, looking into the South are truely ignorant of what they see... and "Soul Food" is a perfect example of such ignorance.

    305. Re:Oh, great by trashbat · · Score: 1

      I had been buying boxes of (Belgian-made) Godiva chocolates as gifts for family and friends for years, seeing as I travel a lot for work and I spend most Friday evenings in Amsterdam airport, but nobody had ever actually offered to share some with me until my girlfriend did a few weeks ago. I wasn't all that impressed with them, given that it cost about 40 tax-free (over $50) for a box of 30 chocolates. Think I'll try Lindt next time.

    306. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Just because theres differences does not mean that it can't have the same label. That is like saying that Texan and the dialect they speak in Fargo can't possibly both be American -- since they're not the same thing. This doesn't follow. Sure they're different, they're still both American though.

      Similarily, a Hummer and a Porsche are both cars -- despite significant differences between them and the languages spoken in USA and England are both variants of english. I never claimed english isn't english. I claime that *both* American (all 3000 variants of it) and British (all 7000 variants of that!) are all variants of english.

    307. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1

      No, that's not it. The market-dominating ones are seldom the el-cheapo ones. Idun in Norway for example is sligthly more expensive than Heinz, meanwhile there's Ketchup available for a third the price, but that simply doesn't matter to most people since Ketchup is going to be a tiny fraction of your food-budget anyway.

    308. Re:Oh, great by Eivind · · Score: 1
      Not very likely I'll get the chance -- and remember it. It doesnt look as if they have any branch close to western Norway. And I ain't gonna go fly transatlantic for a burger, even if its good.

      The strange thing about burgers is, McD is poorer than literally 90% of the offerings, but still the largest chain. Which I never grasped. I mean, in Stavanger alone there's literally a dozen or more superior offerings. (granted, that doesn't take much) Ostehuset, Onkel Klaus, even Patriot.

    309. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      To a Southerner, explained what Yankee's call "Soul Food", he would have only one thing in mind. There is only one dish that might seperate "White" dinner from "Black" dinner in the South. "Chitlins" is such dish, and to be honest, a lot of deep South, back hills white families also eat chitlins too.
      Er. I'm a middle class white kid from near-downtown Pittsburgh, and I grew up eating chitlins, hog maw, fatback and collard greens. Methinks you overestimate the classification.

      Since there's only one dish that could possibly seperate, statistically, "Soul Food" from "Southern Food", I really shall assert there is no such thing as "Soul Food".
      Er. There is a ton of Southern food that has nothing whatsoever to do with Soul Food, and vice versa. You do know the term comes from Detroit Michigan, which is almost as North as America gets, right?

      Soul food is not a South thing. Sorry you think we yanks misunderstand you, but in fact it's quite the other way around. You may not co-opt something you did not invent, nor which you serve the entirety of. Soul food is more than polenta, scrapple and crawdads.
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    310. Re:Oh, great by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      No. The stuff I grew up on is low-grade cheap chocolate. Not as low grade or cheap as off-the-shelf candy in the US, but mass-market anyway.

      I was (am) addicted to the stuff. Eating between a kilo a week and a kilo a day.


      Let me guess - you're Richard Stallman?

    311. Re:Oh, great by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Do they have Galaxy in the US? Apparenly it's called 'Dove' there. I challenge you to find a more delicious, intense, creamy chocolate.

    312. Re:Oh, great by Babbster · · Score: 1

      The best part is that I'm lucky enough to live 3 train stops from the brewery and gasthaus. I feel so European taking mass transit to go to a pub and get drunk.
      Hehe. I currently live a similar distance from the joint. I haven't been there in years, though, because the one time I went the food was just not very good (especially for the price). How is it today?
    313. Re:Oh, great by HowieAlpha · · Score: 2

      I can't think of a civilization which has had the potato for more than a hundred years and hasn't figured out to shred and fry it. As far as I know, this practice begins in ancient Persia. However, since you're pretending to be familiar with Swiss food, let's go for Rösti, which are a thousand years old. Latke are two thousand years old, and in some cultures the potato is only riced, leaving what amounts to a potato pancake (which, amusingly, is what the Dutch have called them for 500 years.) The Irish do it, the Italians do it, the Carthagensians do it, even the Canadians do it, and the Canadians don't even have fire. I'm confused, weren't potatoes unknown outside the New World until they were brought back from the Americas by the Spanish? That would be in the 1400s, but not one or two thousand years ago...
    314. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 2, Informative

      White potatoes are New World. Yams are Chinese. Rösti are traditionally a yam product, though almost nobody makes them that way anymore. The yam was introduced to Europe and quickly forgotten by dint of the Great Silk Road. Berne (the french/german area in Switzerland) kept a hold of the plant, though, and it's been traditional ever since.

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    315. Re:Oh, great by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of barbeque, don't forget that Memphis in May is less than two weeks away!

    316. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nicely done. There's a certain kind of anti-American sentiment that likes to make out that all American cuisine is either McDonald's or steak-and-salad; it's a pleasant change to see that refuted so conclusively.

      Despite what all the cluetards say about American cheese, we're actually doing pretty well on cheese.
      This is one point you make that I (as a European) find interesting. While I was vaguely aware of most of the other things you mentioned, I know nothing about American cheeses, and the overwhelming impression I have always been given by every American of my acquaintance is that "cheese" in the USA means "processed cheddar", period. (Wait, no, I did read a single magazine article a year or so back about a small American village that had a unique local cheese, but the article made out that this was practically unheard-of.)

      Can you expand on this point, please? Perhaps link to some websites about decent American cheeses?

      Most things involving squash and pumpkin.
      I'd beg to differ here. You may be right, but like the chilli and the potato, these fruit (or are they vegetables?) spread pretty quickly after the opening up of the New World. For example, recipes for pies made from pumpkin* appear in English cookery books decades before the Pilgrims set sail. So unless American-invented pumpkin cuisine is more varied than I realise (which it probably is!), I'd be surprised if it actually includes "most" pumpkin/squash-based recipes.

      * Not recipes for what an American would call pumpkin pie, of course - that does seem to be an American innovation. The one I saw was kind of like apple pie, only with slices of pumpkin instead of apple.
    317. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      Guittard has a line of 2 ounce chocolate bars, including some single bean origins.

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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    318. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      whichn is why hershey is going to utterly fail at their current project of offering single bean origin chocolate bars.

      copying the gourmet chocolate manufacturers, hershey recently came out with chocolate bars made with beans sourced from sao tome, madagascar, and an assortment of other regions.

      but, as they have probably alwyas done, they are tailoring the taste and texture of these new bars to what the typical hershey bar customer expects in an ordinary hershey milk chocolate bar. people who buy hershey milk chocolate bars already have a low expectation - meeting that expectation has resulted in a bunch of lousy and expensive chocolate bars.

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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    319. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      Ethal M is owned by m&m mars.

      m&m mars has been responsible for a lot of the research developing claims that chocolate is healthy (high in antioxidents, etc.). they want to convince everyone that you can make yourself healthier by eating candy.

      well, i don't have a problem with people thinking that chocolate is health food, i don't think it's a good idea to make the claim. i think i prefer my chocolate to be bad for me. makes it taste better.

      anyway, m&m mars has been doing a lot of work at making chocolate with enhanced antioxident and flavinol content. they want to make chocolate a 'functional' food.

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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    320. Re:Oh, great by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I haven't tried them. I've had single-origin chocolates before, but I think of them mostly as intellectual exercises, trying to understand the nature of what chocolate blenders do, rather than as simple "sit down and eat chocolate" foods. I wouldn't put them in my baking; I'm just not skilled enough to highlight the specifics of each kind of bean.

      I'm sorry to hear that they're "lousy". Are you referring just to the milk chocolate ones, or also to the dark chocolate ones? What do you consider the key flavor defects?

    321. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      don't be silly. the italians know for a long time how to make pasta. how much brains do you think a roman soldier would need to figure out that if they mixed their ration of flour with their ration of olive oil they might get a positive result.

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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    322. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      olive oil and garlic

      alfredo sauce (or other types of cheese sauces)

      white clam sauce

      pesto sauce

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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    323. Re:Oh, great by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I guess I thought this was obvious, but perhaps not ... languages tend to be named for the original peoples who spoke it, even after other places start using it. "English" refers to the mutually-intelligible collection of languages spoken in the U.K, the U.S., Australia, New Zealand, India, etc. It's pretty simple really. Nobody "wants" English to mean one thing or another. It means what is most useful for the largest collection of speakers.

      Perhaps you should be asking instead, why do *you* want to restrict the meaning of the word "English" to something that satisfies your viewpoint? If the meaning of the word English is so commonly understood that it means the same thing to several billion people worldwide, why do you want to insist that it should be something else?

      By the way, I'm pretty sure that Australians call their language English too. And so to Kiwis (I know this because I live in New Zealand). And I'll bet that Austrians call what they speak "German". And that Mexicans call what they speak "Spanish", and Brazilians, "Portuguese".

      It's a pretty simple and predictable pattern really.

    324. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > It probably helped that most of Webster's attempted changes fell through.

      Any references? I've been curious about their motives...

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    325. Re:Oh, great by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      > I'm just saying that you can't claim that the English don't speak English, which is often the case (by US teachers, primarily, in my experience).

      Where did that come from? You didn't mention that aspect of your point before.

      I completely agree with you if this is the point you are trying to make. Anyone who tries to say that the English don't speak English is obviously and ludicrously incorrect.

    326. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > We use a lot more rhubarb than you do, and we involve lemon and orange zest, cinnamon, coriander and celery seed.

      Wow. That does sound good. I note that we actually have a separate dish called Rhubarb pie. I don't think we use any in our Apple pie.

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    327. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > You've seriously never had a pizza with strawberry jam on it?

      Good Lord; absolutely not. It sounds aweful.

      I'm in Beijing.

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    328. Re:Oh, great by ponos · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. I happen to like retsina, occasionally, in small quanties in the right circumstances, but how often have the French been reduced to saying "you know what would improve this wine - some pine resin"?

      Retsina is a greek wine, actually. I don't think they make it in France. The resin was added as a preservative, back when artificial preservatives were not available (most wines contain sulfur nowadays). I don't think anyone considers retsina to be "quality wine", even those who drink it. The taste can be pleasing, with the right food.

      For what it's worth, I haven't drunk retsina in years, and one of the biggest makers is ~10km from my house.

      P.
    329. Re:Oh, great by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      Go look up the results of the German Beer Festival


      Never heard of it. Link?

      You go to Italy, you ask for a pizza, you get a pie. Not a "pizza pie," a pie pie. Like, with a pastry top. Italians don't make American pizza.


      Umm, we talking about the same Italy here?
    330. Re:Oh, great by ponos · · Score: 1

      And additionally, they're chip wines, most of them. (Yes, I can taste the difference between chips and barrel in blind tastings; done that many time.)

      I am under the impression that chips are not allowed in the production of French wines. I could be wrong, but I think that French law requires this.

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    331. Re:Oh, great by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Similarly with pizza - how different can it be?

      As a resident of Chicago and a pizza fanatic, let me assure you that pizza can be very different from one restaurant (even from the same chain) to another.

      Style of crust and type of sauce, cheese and meats vary immensely. Sure you've got deep dish, pan and thin crust pizzas, but everyone has their own version of crust. Some use a very airy and flakey thin crust, some use a thicker, chewier bread-like crust, and others have a crispy, butter crust. Some places (like Ranalli's on Oak St.) serve double-decker pizzas with two layers of crust.

      Same thing goes for the tomato sauce: some places use a sweet sauce, some use canned or sliced tomatos so you get large pieces, and some places don't even use tomatos instead opting for a cream or pesto-based sauce. Similar deal with meats; one chain (Connie's) had a one-day only special where they topped the pizza with foie gras (to protest the Chicago City Council's ban on the food). Even the particular oven the pizza is baked in makes a huge difference in the end product.

      And in case you're wondering, the Lou Malnati's on Wells St., just north of the Merchandise Mart, has the best deep dish pizza in the city. Giordano's is garbage unless you judge deep dish pizza based on how thick of a slab of mozzarella they can put on the thing. For thin crust (American, not Italian style), it's got to be Bricks on Lincoln Ave. just south of Armitage Ave.

    332. Re:Oh, great by magarity · · Score: 1

      Green & Black's 70% dark chocolate. It's nice to know that the UK is not entirely a gastronomic wasteland
       
      G&B's is from Italy according to the label. What you want is Butler's 70% dark which is made in Ireland.

    333. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang stonecypher what a fantastic post, I enjoyed reading that! And you certainly know your foods, I'd mod you to +eleventy if slashdot would allow it!

    334. Re:Oh, great by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      googling "Webster spelling reform" will pull up a few references.

      Like some essays by him.

      Some of the reforms worked, some didn't.

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    335. Re:Oh, great by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Can you really 'invent' something like food?

      Yes, in some cases, depending on how liberally you want to define "invent".

      But in most cases, certain prepared foods have ethnic origins. It's a cultural matter, not an IP matter.

      Much like sayings: We know that Einstein said "God does not play dice with the universe." We can say that he 'invented' that phrase.

      However, "Don't squat with your spurs on" is a Texan saying. We don't know who was the first to say it, and that person wasn't famous for having said it (except, perhaps, locally), but the saying was popular in Texas before it was popular elsewhere (if it was). Therefore, we ascribe it to its cultural heritage (even if, perhaps, the person who coined it wasn't even from Texas!).

      - RG>
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    336. Re:Oh, great by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      I'm partial to Australian wines myself, but then I've got family down under, which does influence me a bit.

      No, I think that's the wine.

      - RG>
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    337. Re:Oh, great by jschrod · · Score: 1

      I am under the impression that chips are not allowed in the production of French wines. I could be wrong, but I think that French law requires this.
      I wrote about CA and NZ wines, mostly. In fact, I don't know about French wine regulations and if chip-oaking is allowed there. The winemakers where we buy our wines regularly use oak barrels or stainless steel tanks. I've not only tasted it, but visited their cellars and know most of the winemakers for years. :-) In the end, it boils down to tastings and trust.

      That said, I want to emphasize two things: I don't condemn the CA winemakers. (I have never been to NZ, so I refrain from comments about them.) They have a market that they cater for; and I'm fine with that. Well, one needs quite some tries before one finds the really good ones -- but that's the same in every wine region of the world. And while CA vintneries have been the first where I encountered chip wines, currently German winemakers demand that they are allowed to use this technology, too. Don't know about the French folks, though. Local grumbling won't stop that, I'm afraid. In fact, the sad story is -- as told above -- that trust and many tastings is the only way to appreciate a winemaker: There are no regulations that enforce that winemakers must tell interested parties how (s)he made her or his wine.

      But then, making it more easy would make the life of wine afficionados boring, wouldn't it?

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    338. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > and the languages spoken in USA and England are both variants of english.

      No. The language(s) spoken in England are English, and the one spoken in the USA is a varient of English.

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    339. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      That is, in essence, what is being claimed when people say 'British English' or 'English(UK)'.

      It is claiming that the English spoken in English is just some little used varient of the language.

      Yes, perhaps this argument is a little disjointed now (it is too difficult to follow all the threads). I think I've been making this point for a while now - perhaps in a different thread. Sorry.

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    340. Re:Oh, great by GaryOlson · · Score: 1

      Mod this +1 Wise -- I now feel enlightened.

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    341. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      thanks. I'll take a look.

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    342. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and all are crap!!! You cannot get a good hamburger at McD's, FatBurger or InAndOut.

    343. Re:Oh, great by macshit · · Score: 1

      In japan they have a tendency to put local items on it, like benito flakes, wasabi, tofu, etc...

      Besides topping differences (corn and mayo!), "traditional" japanese pizza (like you get in a restaurant; delivery pizza generally seems to be more american style) also tends to be very different in feel than an american pizza -- rather small, very thin and crispy (much more so than american pizzas labelled "thin and crispy"), and not much cheese.

      One of the best pizzas I ever had in Japan was a salad pizza: no cheese, no tomato sauce, essentially just lots of salad greens and other raw stuff on a pizza crust, seasoned with a bit of dressing and a lot of fresh pepper. Man that was good!

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    344. Re:Oh, great by kickassweb · · Score: 1

      Hmm, do you think this has anything to do with the fact that (partially hydrogenated) vegetable oil comes from corn and soybeans, two farm subsidy crops? I think that's a triple play-- Good for Big Agribusiness, Good for Big "Food" and Good for Big Pharma (when we all go on phentermine and high blood pressure meds) and bad for everybody else.

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    345. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      If you'd like to make one, investigate cookbooks by Alice Waters (1, 2, 3, bio,) who may very well be the greatest chef, globally, of her generation. You have the privilege of walking the Earth while she's still alive and while Chez Panisse still runs. Don't miss out. (Anyone who can turn down five invitations by three presidents to be white house chef is worth looking into, natch.)

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    346. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      > (Anyone who can turn down five invitations by three presidents to be white house chef is worth looking into, natch.)

      Sounds like my kind of person!

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    347. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Perhaps link to some websites about decent American cheeses?
      I don't know of any. Wikipedia probably has something, but everything on Wikipedia is wrong, so if you use their data, be sure to multiply it by negative one.

      However, you could start here.
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    348. Re:Oh, great by PavementPizza · · Score: 1

      You know, we really should be able to mod comments up to 11. Yours is a prime example of why.

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    349. Re:Oh, great by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Holy hamhocks, was that a fun read! Thanks for posting it.

      And the post about belabour =/= beleaguer... since I find reading the synomymy entertaining, but hadn't noticed that one :)

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    350. Re:Oh, great by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Right, burgers. See, that was kind of my point - did you read the bit where I said "bland greasy salty stuff"?

    351. Re:Oh, great by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the ultimate goal of every food manufacturer to produce a product that has no need to sit on a shelf indefinitely? Wouldn't a product that sells frequently be more desirable? If it sits on a shelf in a store, its not earning them money. If its sitting on a shelf in a consumer's home, it isn't earning money because the person isn't consuming the product and will not buy more until there is a need for more product.
      A longer shelf life means less wastage (however many you sell you are always going to get localised dips in demand or product lost and found much later) less wastage means less cost per item sold means more profit.

      A longer shelf life means you can sell to customers over a geater area without the expense of fast delivery services.

      A longer shelf life means you can sell to customers who demand that longer shelf life (think MREs and thier foriegn/civilian equivilents).

      Yes its desirable to shift stock fast but when that doesn't happen its much better for it not to turn into a total writeoff.

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    352. Re:Oh, great by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      I thought it was at least partially us brits (cadburys chocolate contains veg oil and has for a long time iirc) that pushed for the allowing of veg oil in a harmonized chocolate definition.

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    353. Re:Oh, great by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      No, your brain has just been addled by going to McDonalds.

      There's no good reason a burger has to be bland or greasy.

      Although no one from Europe has any business complaining about "bland and greasy". That's what passes for Haute cuisine over there.

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    354. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1
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    355. Re:Oh, great by drew · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot, their major expansion a few years back was so they could start distributing more to California. In Chicago, and other parts of the Midwest I've been to, Fat Tire is all over the place lately, but only Fat Tire - to the point that most people I know in the Midwest think that's the name of the brewery.

      I do think Fat Tire is a good beer, I just don't find it to be nearly as compelling as many of their other varieties. And speaking of seasonals, I was really disappointed that they dropped their "Bier de Mars" this year, as that was one of my favorites, although it's replacement (Springboard) was pretty good in its own way.

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    356. Re:Oh, great by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the tip.

    357. Re:Oh, great by Reziac · · Score: 1

      True. I find such distinctions interesting. :)

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    358. Re:Oh, great by mike_dib · · Score: 1

      Has anyone tasted this so-called "chocolatey"? Today is the last day for consumer complaints and I need to taste this stuff before I make my very important, destined-to-be-taken-into-account recommendation to the FDA!

    359. Re:Oh, great by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not looking forward to this policy change (if it happens). That said, I think the American public are smart enough to know the difference between terrible, fake chocolate and good chocolate.

      I'm not worried. The US government does not allow beer over 6% (exact percent may be dependent on the state, though that kind of causes a "lowest common denominator" effect) alcohol content to be labeled "beer". That takes out 1/2 of the best Belgian ales, and most of the great barleywines. Luckily so far, there are enough observant people to realize how superior those are to the "mega-beers" to keep them available, but not enough people to make them unavailable :)

    360. Re:Oh, great by armb · · Score: 1

      > Retsina is a greek wine, actually. I don't think they make it in France.

      Exactly.

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    361. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting, but why the Canada hate? Just had to throw in some typical American "humor"? We call it humour here, and it's no wonder, as I see it's not the same thing.

    362. Re:Oh, great by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but why the Canada hate? Just had to throw in some typical American "humor"?
      The difference between my Canada jokes and your America jokes is that mine are meant in good fun. So sorry your neolithic maple-hockey-beer society hasn't clarified that for you yet.
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    363. Re:Oh, great by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      the main sin, to me, of hershey's varietals is the texture.

      if you compare milk chocolate to dark chocolate, besides letting more of chocolate's bitter taste through, dark chocolate also has a lighter texture. dark chocolate breaks cleanly, melts differently, and has a cleaner finish - that is, it clears from you mouth faster and leaves less of an aftertaste. milk chocolate has a thickness or stickyness. an inexpensive milk chocolate will be almost chewey and has a thick, sticky texture.

      when i tried hershey's single bean origin chocolate, it seemed that they were trying to recreate the texture of their milk chocolate in a dairy free dark chocolate bar. their dark chocolates were thick, sticky, and chewey. assuming that they developed their dark chocolate bars with the help of focus groups, it was as if their taste testers were so focused on the 'creaminess' of milk chocolate, they missed on one of the reasons why dark chocolate is preferred over milk chocolate.

      if i were to judge, i'd say that hershey's special dark is their best semi-sweet chocolate. special dark is still a milk chocolate (read the ingredients) but it has a lighter texture than hershey's milk chocolate.

      one of the trends i'm seeing in chocolate is for what i call dark milk chocolate. cheap american chocolate is something like 10% - 25% cocoa solids. a good milk chocolate is in the upper 30s for cocoa solids. but now there are a lot of milk chocolates with cocoa content in the 40% - 50% range and i've even seen one up at 65% cocoa solids. at a guess i'd say that the makers are either trying to combine a stronger semi-sweet or bittersweet chocolate taste with a bit of the smoothness from the dairy ingredients or make a milk chocolate with a lighter texture.

      you should try some single origin chocolates. get half a dozen different single origins and taste them side by side. you'll be surprised at how different they can be. i would suggest guittard's single origins (they have four now) since they are all the same 65% cocoa solids and getting one of each won't cost a fortune.

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    364. Re:Oh, great by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I'm good, thanks for asking. I needed a break from /., and then sort of forgot to come back. The RMS Weenies were really starting to get to me.

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    365. Re:Oh, great by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Maybe U.S. schools have changed since I was a student, but I've never come across a teacher that used the phrases 'British English' or 'English(UK)'.

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    366. Re:Oh, great by dwater · · Score: 1

      I have. Try some US schools not located in the US - ie where American is less prevalent and English is more prevalent.

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    367. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[...] until my wife developed a conscience about child slavery on cocoa plantations.

      My wife can still enjoy Dairy Milk [...]"

      Holy cows what a biatch! How about the child slavery due to her chocolate? Or the coffee plantations? What about the poor cows who were enslaved?

      Btw in all seriousness you might look into the "fair trade" brand. They probably also make chocolate although might not be locally available in your country/region.
    368. Re:Oh, great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of what you mention is what I do not even consider food, or for that matter edible. If I'd live in the US, I'd stumble upon a very low signal to noise ratio on that regard except when I'd live in a state such as CA. That, together with the fastfood culture, probably gives the American cuisine a bad name. Any culture invents their own dishes, _that_ is not the issue at hand.

  2. How Chocolate is made: by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    From the CMA's How Chocolate is Made page:

    The main ingredient used to make chocolate is cocoa beans.
    Wonder if they're planning on changing that?
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    1. Re:How Chocolate is made: by Raptoer · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not exactly, you take the cocoa liquor (obtained by fermenting the beans) and either press them or use the Broma process to separate out the butter and the powder. The FDA change would allow the substitution of vegetable oil for the cocoa butter which is added to the liquor (same stuff obtained from the beans) and therefore increases the amount of cocoa butter vs the amount of cocoa powder in the liquor.

      The change would not be as significant as removing the cocoa liquor which is what makes chocolate... chocolate. The extra butter allows the chocolate to harden and become a solid, without it the chocolate is stuck melted.

      milk chocolate would be further affected by the change with the whey protein vs the traditional milk. I don't really know what affects this would have on the chocolate, but I cannot imagine that it is good.

      As for the vegetable oil change, I would not know how this would change the chocolate, but it is probably not very good either.

      (for those interested, the Broma process is pretty much where they hang the ground beans from the ceiling in a warm room, the butter drips off the beans, it yields more butter than pressing)

  3. Import by radaway · · Score: 1, Informative

    I guess you guys better start buying chocolate from europe. Yours sucked anyway so it's all for the best.

    1. Re:Import by Sassinak · · Score: 1

      Ummm.. given that I already import a LOT of chocolate from Belgium and France and considering these "changes".. I wonder if I can deduct my import work on my taxes under "Medical Expenses"?

      I mean goodness, just put a gun in every packet. This way its quicker.

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    2. Re:Import by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wallmart imports lots of Belgian chocolate. Not only is it cheaper, it is better.

    3. Re:Import by polar+red · · Score: 1

      Oh, which brands? Cote d'Or? Callebaut? Or the more expensive ones ?

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    4. Re:Import by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather eat Hershey's.

    5. Re:Import by Praseodymn · · Score: 1

      Have you ever had Scharffenberger? In my opinion it has the best flavour of any chocolate on the market. Not to mention the fact that the CEO actually travels to the countries in question, buys from the same growers consistently, invests in the regions and the communities, and takes the finished products back to the growers, 90% or so of whom have never tasted what they're actually growing.
      Aside from the politics, it's simply a damn good chocolate, which I prefer to Callebaut, Valrhona, or any of the other high end European chocolates that I've tasted.
      The fact that it's finicky should be noted. But so is Valrhona.

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    6. Re:Import by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you guys better start buying chocolate from europe. Yours sucked anyway so it's all for the best.


      True. But, I'm running out of "American" things to boycott. (Even if most of them are made in China, now.)

      Anyway ... when you guys liberate us, remember to bring chocolate, chewing gum and festive beverages, okay? Please? Hey, invade next week and let's do lunch.
    7. Re:Import by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, this move to vegetable oil has already been initiated in Europe. Some countries already practice it regularly, while some try to fight it (like italy, and france)

      References:

      * Directive name: 73/241/EEC (Sets the definition and labeling of chocolate products)
      * reference about italy's situation

      I can't help but think this might be due to the WTO somehow

    8. Re:Import by Plammox · · Score: 1

      Cote d'Or always worked for me... YUM.

    9. Re:Import by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Scharffenberger is overrated in my opinion. Good, but overrated. Guittard is better.

    10. Re:Import by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      you might laugh, but i simply prefer lindt. tastes best for me.

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    11. Re:Import by Hobbex · · Score: 1

      Cote d'Or is owned by Kraft Foods.

    12. Re:Import by Plammox · · Score: 1

      That might be true, but I still remember a couple of years back, when the French and Belgians wanted to use EU regulation, prohibiting chocolate producers from calling their products chocolate if the contents of cocoa wasn't high enough thereby causing milk or white chocolate not to be called chocolate anymore.

      My point: Buy chocolate from the EU, as they generally care more about the quality of their foodstuffs than the producers who want to cut costs.

      In other news: Denmark is allowed to keep its laws against trans fatty acids, as the European commission decided to prioritize public health over profit margins of mega-corporations. (PS: it really didn't take the industry long to find feasible replacements of the trans fatty acids and on the plus side we save hundreds of lives in a country of only 5 million people)

  4. Good news however by DigiShaman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Once ethanol production drives up the cost of corn, perhaps we will start to see real sugar used instead of high-fructose corn syrup.

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    1. Re:Good news however by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Chocolate is almost always made with sugar rather than corn syrup. Even Hershey's wax is made with sugar. If you made chocolate with corn syrup, it would be goopy. The fructose/glucose combination doesn't make for a nice crystalline matrix with the cocoa crystals the way sucrose does.

      I am really looking forward to having the Passover Coke all year long, however.

    2. Re:Good news however by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 1

      Dude, putting sugar in your gas tank is a bad idea.

    3. Re:Good news however by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      The US Congress, with encouragement from the US sugar industry, instituted a quota on foreign sugar imports. The result is that sugar is twice as expensive in the US as in Canada or Mexico. Life Savers closed down an Illinois plant about 4 years ago and moved the facility to Canada for this very reason. I think Brach's now produces most of their candy in Mexico.

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    4. Re:Good news however by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      You mention candy makers moving to Canada, so I feel obligated to share the news that Hershey's is moving their Canadian plant to Mexico. It was the biggest employer(400 year-round jobs and 200 seasonal ones) in a small town of about 10,000... I don't see Smiths Falls doing very well in 10 years time unless something major happens to dump cash into it again.

      You can read a CBC article on the subject here. Kind of sad, since the plant was apparently still profitable for Hershey's, just not *as profitable* as it could be in Mexico. Still, the workers at the plant had a hand in it, they've been collecting very healthy raises for years, eventually priced themselves out of a job. Sucks for the city and all the other poor bastards who are going to go out of work because of it though. With a huge jump in unemployment there'll be less money to spend at restaurants, etc... etc...

    5. Re:Good news however by undeaf · · Score: 1

      Wishful thinking. Artificial sweeteners are what we'll probably see much more of, since they're far cheeper due to only needing 200 times less aspartame or acesulfame potasium, 300 times less saccharin, 600 times less sucralose, or 30-50 times less cyclamate(but cyclamate is really cheap to produce AFAIK. Although it is banned in the US for now...)

      Over in England, artificial sweeteners are already starting to be used in non-diet foods for this reason.

      I think ethanol driving up the price of corn is a bad thing, it'll drive up the price of erythritol.

    6. Re:Good news however by B_tace · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, that would be fantastic. Corn syrup doesn't belong in human body. Maybe engines will be better at burning of corn extracts.

  5. There is already crud in the chocolate. by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Informative

    My name is Harmonious Botch and I'm a chocoholic. A fucking serious chocoholic. I figure I spend about 200 per month on it. Were I this hooked on booze or heroin, I'd be dead by now.

    There is already crud in the chocolate. Any serious consumer of chocolate already knows to read the ingredients.
    To write this post, I went to the trash can, pulled out a package of inferior quality candy that my wonderful but misguided wife had bought. I had thrown it away because of the crud in it. Under "ingredients", it says: "palm, shea, sunflower, and/or safflower oil". There is already whey protein in it also.

    A little vegetable oil is not going to make a big difference. Over the last decade or two they have snuck palm oil in, and sometimes even wax, and most consumers didn't notice. Most of you won't notice the vegtable oil either, and those of us who do already read the labels.

    1. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm a chocoholic. A fucking serious chocoholic.

      Yeah, I feel ya, man. I'm like a chocoholic, but for booze.

    2. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a connoisseur (if you will), what would you recommend for a decent, but readily available, chocolate for the rest of us? Anything you'd be able to pick up at Duane Reade? I mean, assuming we'd be able to tell the difference, what with our crass proletariat palates :-P

    3. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Over the last decade or two they have snuck palm oil in, and sometimes even wax, and most consumers didn't notice. I noticed the wax. It's called Hershey's.
    4. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Chocolate with vegetable oil instead of cocoa butter does have its uses. It's much easier to shape for decorative purposes. Well, maybe just that one use.

    5. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by espressojim · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some of us refuse to go lower than Valrhona, usually in the 60-70% cocoa, with Dark Chocolate Noir Orange 64% Cocoa being our favorite (purchased in 1/2 lb bars.)

      Why eat shitty chocolate when you can have good stuff? My SO finds that if we buy crappy chocolate, she just eats more of it and isn't satisfied. Good chocolate like the above satisfies her in an ounce or two (or three) serving size, so she eats less and enjoys more.

    6. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by thestuckmud · · Score: 1

      Hear, Hear! I expect most "chocolate" candy bars to be junk, so I was excited to find apparently high-end chocolates - Ghirardelli's Intense Dark and Hershey's Cacao Reserve - on sale at my local 7-11. I bought one bar that claimed to be dark chocolate and found it to be inedible (and yes, I read the label and decided to try it despite the inclusion of milk fat). Blech.

      It looks to me like this is all about marketing, rather than chocolate, and my opinion of both companies has dropped.

    7. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I'm curious, what brands do you consume?

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    8. Re: There is already crud in the chocolate. by transporter_ii · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Also, among the already mentioned items, there is a lot of pesticides in it:

      News Flash! Source: AllAfrica News (West Africa Business)

      "Cocoa Production, Employment, Shot Up By Mass Spraying - Jun 12 2003 Available data convincingly proves that Ghana's Cocoa Diseases and Pests Control project (CODAPEC), commonly known as the Mass Spraying Exercise, has tremendously improved the yield of cocoa, which remains one of the most important foreign exchange earners."1

      [P]esticide residues routinely turn up in chocolate products sold in the USA5 and Europe.6 For as long as the leaders in the chocolate industry refuse to acknowledge that a pesticide problem exists, we have no hope of finding (or even looking for) a realistic solution to that problem.

      see: http://www.tava.com.au/article_chemicals.html

      I first ran into this in the book Diet for a Poisoned Planet. Peanuts and Chocolate were among the most contaminated foods in the American diet. Chocolate was high because it is imported from a lot of countries that do not have as tough of laws as we do (and ironically, they buy a lot of the chemicals from us!).

      transporter_ii

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    9. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      I'm in Australia, but you can pick up Lindt 70% dark chocolate in gas stations here, I assume it'd be easy enough to find over there too...

    10. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lindt 70% bars aren't that hard to find here, too. But it seems like a pretty common US phenomenon is to brag about how difficult or exclusive a certain product is (it could be costly, or just difficult to acquire). There will always be tradeoffs between brands and price points (in every country not just the US), but here it seems the goal is apparent exclusivity (with less regard to the actual quality of the product).

      My personal theory on this and more is, that if you have to mention something you're probably trying too hard to get people to notice it.

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    11. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by ringm000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's until no one will be literate enough to read the labels. Then everyone will just switch to Brawndo.

    12. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by pinchhazard · · Score: 1, Funny

      Good chocolate like the above satisfies her in an ounce or two (or three) serving size, so she eats less and enjoys more.

      hahahahaha!!

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    13. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by rs79 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Lindt 70% bars aren't that hard to find here, too."

      That's a good place to start. My kids like that stuff. Up here in Canadia eh we get the 85% in many many gas stations and one large chain of pharmacies ("Shoppers Drug Mart") carries a fairly extensive Lindt selection. Like 70%, 85% and 99%. Like the varietals: Cuban (which you yanks can't get), Ecuadoran and Madagascar.

      The Ecuadoran is different, it's a diffferent kind of cocoa bean that is only grown in Ecuador and is more complex than the other kind which is grown everywhere. The Cuban does honest to goddess have a cigar vibe to it and the Malagasy does have a vanilla vibe to it.

      The 99% is more like a drug than candy. It has a little brown sugar in it and the rest is cocao solids. It comes in the same cardboard package the other Lindt dark bars come in but instead of a 5mm thick bar wrapped in foil you get a plastic tray, sealed which you then open and find a 2mm thick bar inside that's scored into pieces the size of small postage stamps. I can easily eat a bar of any Lindt dark in one night but the 99% lasts sometimes up to a week. It is just that powerful that you eat one or maybe two squares and baby that's it. You just don't feel like you want any more chocolate. It's so powerful you can eat a square with a decent size piece of crystallized ginger and all you can taste is chocolate. With a decent espresso it makes one FUCK of a great breakfast. Yeah baby.

      We have a lot of yurros up here and yurro food stores are common. There are all sorts of French and Belgian chocolate bars that aspire to be Lindt, but in a blind side by side taste test, none, not even both being Ecuadoran, can come close to Lindt.

      There probably are better chocolatiers than Lindt. But I've never found any and I've spent an unhealthy amout of time and money on this, uhm, "research".

      Since I found the cache of Lindt at Shoppers I've passed on all other chocolate. Cadburys? Shirly, you jest. Why bother?

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    14. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by jsebrech · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A little vegetable oil is not going to make a big difference. Over the last decade or two they have snuck palm oil in, and sometimes even wax, and most consumers didn't notice. Most of you won't notice the vegtable oil either, and those of us who do already read the labels.

      I'm Belgian. Belgium has great chocolate. When I visited NYC this was something that I noticed a lot. The chocolate sold in stores there was awful. Even the absolute best tasting brand (according to the US friend I was staying with) tasted worse than average belgian chocolate.

      I guess the US chocolate manufacturers went for profit at the expense of quality.

    15. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Daengbo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shirly, you jest. Why bother?
      Don't call me Shirley.

    16. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      My name is Harmonious Botch and I'm a chocoholic. A fucking serious chocoholic.

      You're drinking chocohol? I'll have a swig!
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    17. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by g0at · · Score: 1

      My name is Harmonious Botch and I'm a chocoholic. A fucking serious chocoholic.

      Do you have a problem with chocohol?

      -b

    18. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Triv · · Score: 1

      My name is Harmonious Botch and I'm a chocoholic.


      "Hi Harmonious Botch!"


      (eleven replies to this comment and we skip out on the obvious? We must be getting old.)
      (Oh, and get off my lawn.)

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    19. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were I this hooked on booze or heroin, I'd be dead by now. Booze, yeah, heroin, no. Dr. William Halsted, one of the founders of Johns Hopkins Medical Center, and often called the "father of modern surgery" was addicted to heroin for many decades, and was in good health until his death at the age of 70. Nobody even knew until after his death.
          Heroin itself has few detrimental side effects, though what your average street addict gets is liable to be contaminated or cut with all sorts of things from the benign to the downright poisonous.

        Of course, it's a good thing we have the war on drugs so that heroin addicts will suffer gravely from injecting heroin cut with window cleaner, commit crimes to pay the outrageous criminal prices charged for an inexpensive painkiller, and get thrown in prison for years. Otherwise they might live healthy, productive lives and contribute greatly to society like that wicked Dr. Halsted, and then nobody would know how awful drugs like heroin are!

        * disclaimer: I smoked pot about 15 years ago, so obviously I'm a dirty drug addict who you shouldn't listen to.
    20. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by locofungus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Some of us refuse to go lower than Valrhona, usually in the 60-70% cocoa, with Dark Chocolate Noir Orange 64% Cocoa being our favorite (purchased in 1/2 lb bars.)

      Why eat shitty chocolate when you can have good stuff? My SO finds that if we buy crappy chocolate, she just eats more of it and isn't satisfied. Good chocolate like the above satisfies her in an ounce or two (or three) serving size, so she eats less and enjoys more.


      Hotel Chocolat http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/ (a fairly new chain in the UK) do some 100% chocolate Hacienda Iara Organic Dark 100% £4.25 for 75g http://www.hotelchocolat.co.uk/productmixmatch.asp ?pf_id=HCPURISTSLABS. It's pricy but worth it. You probably wouldn't want to eat more than a few grammes at at time.

      Break a bit off. Let it slowly dissolve on the tongue and savour that bitter chocolate taste unspoiled by added sugars and fats. (The very first time you eat it you can't really believe it's chocolate but once you've had a few bits you can only taste the impurities in cheap chocolate).

      Tim.

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    21. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by khallow · · Score: 1

      A little vegetable oil is not going to make a big difference. Over the last decade or two they have snuck palm oil in, and sometimes even wax, and most consumers didn't notice. Most of you won't notice the vegtable oil either, and those of us who do already read the labels.

      Wax is a traditional ingredient of chocolate.
    22. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Aokubidaikon · · Score: 2, Informative

      Under "ingredients", it says: "palm, shea, sunflower, and/or safflower oil".

      ...A little vegetable oil is not going to make a big difference.


      Dude, that's horrible.
      Palm oil is totally unsaturated and worse for your heart and arteries than lard. You bet that if you spend over 200 bucks a month on this stuff it is going to make a difference.
      I'd switch to higher quality (Swiss or Belgian) chocolate if I were you.

    23. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

      And that was bought by your wife? Strange. I've never dated a woman who couldn't give me an extended history of every major choclatier out there. Many of them, like a connesieur of fine wine, can tell a brand on a blind taste. So dude, what's up with your wife?

    24. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by ivan256 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why eat shitty chocolate when you can have good stuff?


      I know this may sound like blasphemy to a dark chocolate buff, but Valrhona Grand Cru Jivara Lactée is one of my favorite consumable substances on the planet. It's easily available at a local grocer. So why would I eat chocolate that, in comparison, is sub-standard? Easy: Cost. The Valrhona costs $11/lb on sale. Local producers make acceptable product for less than half the cost. Sure, I'll buy the good stuff and treat myself now and then, but I can't afford to eat the good stuff exclusively. I don't drink $50+ bottles of wine with dinner, or make Filet Mignon every time we have steak either.

      You don't have to stoop to shitty chocolate. One step above shitty on the cost scale can get you significantly higher quality. (You have to be careful though... It can just get you marketing and shittier chocolate. I'll take Hershey's over Ghirardelli any day.)
    25. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by StressedEd · · Score: 1
      When I brought back a bar of the Lindt 99% from Switzerland for people to try one said [I paraphrase]: "Ah chocolate, cool". Before I could introduce him to the ritual of eating it he'd grabbed a nice chunk and started chomping...

      The look on his face was priceless!

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    26. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

      I agree it's horrible. But if you read GP, I THREW IT OUT. Yes, almost all my chocolate is European.

    27. Re: There is already crud in the chocolate. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      hmm and what studies does he cite?

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    28. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I *knew* I couldn't be alone... I also eat bitter chocolate, and think it tastes great. I love it with lightly-sweetened tea, for contrast.

      Of course, I will also eat plain dry cocoa, if nothing else is available :)

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    29. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I also prefer Hershey's to Giardelli. In fact I don't like most imported chocolate -- too oily/greasy-tasting, and not enough real chocolate flavour. Hershey's at least isn't oily in the mouth.

      Speaking of grease, someone recently gave me a bag of Nestle Chunks. I expected them to taste like regular chocolate chips... egads, they don't taste like much of anything, except grease!

      ============

      All that aside... if fundamental components can be substituted, it's only a matter of time before they want to swap cacao for cocoa... and there is nothing more detestable than FAKE chocolate.

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    30. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Ghirardelli is actually from the US. The company was started in San Fransisco, and it still is located in California. At one point it was owned by Quaker Oats. It's just another big-manufacturer chocolate company that happens to have an expensive sounding name. They probably had good chocolate back in the day, but now...

      The problem with Hershey's isn't that it's bad, but that it's inconsistent. Some bars are really good, most bars are just below mediocre, and some bars are awful. There are websites where people trade lot-codes of the good bars, but I guess I'm not frugal enough for that... A little more money and you can get a sure thing.

    31. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Really? I must have seen some "imported Belgian chocolate" under the Ghirardelli label (almost typed "giardia" -- ooops :) and never looked beyond that.

      Maybe I've just been lucky, but one reason I've generally preferred Hershey's is because their stuff *has* been consistent. At least, in any given form factor. Their milk chocolate bars and kisses don't actually taste quite the same. And the little bars are not the same as the big bars. (Said as a "supertaster" and then some... per the dye test, my tongue is one solid taste bud.) When I buy it, it's usually as the half-pound bar, and maybe that all comes from one plant, I dunno.

      If a company has multiple production facilities, there are often radical differences among their nominally-identical outputs, even if a given plant's output is always consistent.

      Most of the time I make my own Chocolate Glop -- cocoa (or bitter chocolate when I'm feeling extravagant), sugar, evaporated milk, butter, a dash of salt, and sometimes a drop of mint, cooked (er, nuked) into a yummy goo, which I then proceed to eat as a meal (after all, chocolate IS a basic food group!! :) Someday I ought to figure out how to get it to a pourable-to-solid state, as I really prefer the strongly contrasting flavours (sweet and chocolate) that my Glop has -- rather like German Sweet chocolate, but a whole lot cheaper :)

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    32. Re:There is already crud in the chocolate. by zCyl · · Score: 1

      Speaking of grease, someone recently gave me a bag of Nestle Chunks. I expected them to taste like regular chocolate chips... egads, they don't taste like much of anything, except grease!

      That's what you get for eating something called "chunks"...
  6. I'm Like A Chocoholic, But For Booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you ever know a "chocoholic"? One of those folks who just can't get enough chocolate? I bet there's at least one in your home or workplace. At my house, it's my wife Emily. She's got to have her little bowl of Hershey's Kisses in the living room. She can't go shopping without bringing home some chocolate ice cream or a chocolate-cake mix. She's even got a funny little sweatshirt that says, "My Name Is Emily, And I'm A Chocoholic."

    To be honest, I'm a bit of a chocoholic myself. Except for one small detail. You see, instead of being addicted to chocolate, I'm addicted to booze. Yep, from dawn to dusk, there's one thing on my mind: booze! Beer, liquor, wine, all that stuff!

    When my wife gets one of her cravings, she reaches for a Baby Ruth or Mars bar. With me, it's Icehouse beer. My refrigerator is always stocked with plenty of it. I also have a little flask of whiskey in my desk drawer at work. In fact, if you can keep a secret, I even keep some booze in my car in case of traffic jams. I just can't stand to be without booze for too long!

    I'm a lot like that Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. Only it's more like the Booze Monster. When I walk into a party and see that they have booze of any kind, it's like, "Whoa-hoa! All bets are off! Lemme at that booze!"

    I remember this one time, there was no chocolate in the house. Emily was going out of her mind, trying to scrape up some sort of chocolate fix. In the end, she resorted to drinking a cup of hot cocoa. It was so cute! Sort of like the time I drank all her hairspray because there was no booze in the house. Or that other time with the rubbing alcohol. Or the Nyquil. Or the Aqua-Velva.

    Another time, I was completely out of booze, and all the stores and bars were closed, so I drove 45 minutes to find a place that would sell me some beer or something. I was kind of embarrassed, because here it was late Monday night, and I had to work the next day, and I'm driving around looking for booze. But, hey, that's just how things are when you're a "booze-oholic" like me! I finally found a huge all-night liquor store. You should have seen how I loaded up! Cases of this, fifths of that. It was 5 a.m. when I finally got home, so I just said, "To heck with work!" and had my own little improvised holiday. I called it Booze Day! I'd been working hard, getting to work on time almost every day for two weeks, so I figured I'd earned what wound up being the rest of the week off.

    Sometimes Emily and I think we should cut down a little-you know, health concerns and all. But there's always some special occasion that gives us an excuse to go off our "diets." Halloween was Emily's last big bender. We only got three trick-or-treaters the entire night, so the whole big bowl of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups went straight to her. (Or straight to her thighs, as she said!)

    My most recent bender was today. There was a good movie on TV, and I figured, hey, I'll need steady hands to change the volume. Of course, it all went straight to my liver, but what are you gonna do?

    For my birthday, Emily gave me the funniest coffee mug, perfect for Irish coffee. It has a little teddy bear on it with a "don't mess with me" look on his face, and it says, "Hand Over The Booze And Nobody Gets Hurt." I laughed so hard! That bear was just like me when I robbed the party store earlier this year! Also, the mug is really big, so it can hold a lot of booze... another plus!

    Yes, those chocoholics are a funny sort. But they won't hurt you-as long as they have their chocolate, that is. Or, in my case, booze!

    - lifted from The Onion

  7. Since We're Redefining Things... by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

    I guess you guys better start buying chocolate from europe. Yours sucked anyway so it's all for the best.


    At least the weekly ration was increased to twenty grammes this week.
  8. chocolate, chocolatey,...chocolateyeyeyeyey by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 4, Funny

    For chocolate thayt is true. Chocolatey only needs to somehow resemble chocolate. Add a few more -ey and you probably have something is vaguely brown. Perhaps recycled Zunes.

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    1. Re:chocolate, chocolatey,...chocolateyeyeyeyey by Anonymous+McCartneyf · · Score: 2, Informative

      And if this proposal says what the summary says it says, and if it passes, then soon everyone who substituted "chocolatey" for chocolate in America can call their products chocolate again.

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    2. Re:chocolate, chocolatey,...chocolateyeyeyeyey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For chocolate thayt is true. Chocolatey only needs to somehow resemble chocolate. Add a few more -ey and you probably have something is vaguely brown. Perhaps recycled Zunes.
      Perhaps recycled shit. Shit is vaguely brown, after all.
  9. FDA "accepting" comments by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The FDA is taking consumer comments until April 25.

    After which time they will toss them out and make a re$pon$ible deci$ion.

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    1. Re:FDA "accepting" comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The FDA is taking consumer comments until April 25."

      From everyone in the public who knows what "Adopt Regulations of General Applicability to all Food Standards that would Permit, within Stated Boundaries, Deviations from the Requirements of the Individual Food Standards of Identity" means

    2. Re:FDA "accepting" comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that the responsible people in the FDA are either (1) bribed, (2) have financial interest in chocolatey producing companies or (3) hired with an understanding that they will make decisions like this and fired if they do not? If what you are really trying to say with your comment is 1, 2, or 3, could you please state it directly and outright, delinating the exact charge? Being 'insightful' this should be no problem for you.

      It's possible to get tired of hints, implications and indirect speech after a while.

    3. Re:FDA "accepting" comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's possible to get tired of hints, implications and indirect speech after a while.

      Yet the administration keeps going and going like some kind of stuffed bunny. Anytime anyone can explain just what metric was used to determine how "underperformance" was measured for the fired prosecutors, let us know, since Gonzales certainly appears to be unable to. And no, "not prosecuting enough illegal aliens" isn't an excuse when the Bush administration refused to raid employers to arrest illegal aliens for them to prosecute for several years.

    4. Re:FDA "accepting" comments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I do beleive you mean a 'Responsibleyer Decisionette'

    5. Re:FDA "accepting" comments by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

      The comment link already doesn't work. It looks like the chocolate manufacturers of america already have this one bought and paid for

  10. FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Drugs" by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 0, Troll

    It figures. Since this is /. an article on the FDA trying to regulate something healthy doesn't show up, but chocolate does. (This is a joke for the humor-impaired.)

    Seriously, the FDA is Attempting to Regulate Supplements, Herbs and Juices as "Drugs". This is very important. The Big Pharmaceutical corporations have been trying to get natural medicine banned for years. Instead of taking herbs, vitamins, minerals, and other natural and very inexpensive remedies, Big Pharma wants to drug everyone. Medical costs are already skyrocketing here in the US - we should have the freedom to choose whatever kind of treatment we want, not be forced into one choice: corporate drugs.

    Chinese medicine (herbs, acupuncture, etc.) has been around for thousands of years. People have been curing themselves long before Big Pharma pushed all of their drugs on us. It absolutely upsets me that the FDA, another alphabet-soup agency, doesn't work for "we the people" but instead for the very top elite executives of Big Pharma.

  11. No! by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The surplus sugar will go into making that well known vegetable called ketchup.

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  12. Re:Um, okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this means the Feds found Osama Bin Ladin? And our food supply is safe from terrorists? Fuck the contents of a chocolate bar. Our national priorities are seriously out of order.

  13. High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excellent by xelph · · Score: 1

    ... and I have been exposed, for many years in France, to some of the best chocolate on the planet. For example, try Recchiuti in San Francisco, but there are others. As for Hershey's, well... no offense but I would not call that chocolate.

  14. As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dont follow this path I dont care what the US does, M&Ms were about the only edible chocolate there anyway.

    Damn you Slashdot and your chocolate stories, I now have a huge craving for a big box of Leonidas.

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    1. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by trolleymusic · · Score: 1

      I now have a huge craving for a big box of Leonidas.

      That is Sparta?

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    2. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by Timesprout · · Score: 1

      Leonidas Chocolate

      And just so you know, there's no Sparta anymore.

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    3. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by Donniedarkness · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd hardly call M&M's "edible". And yeah, now I have the craving for a nice big box of Leonidas. I was actually only esposed to them this last Valentine's Day, when I bought the honey a couple lbs of it. Amazing stuff; I can't stand to eat American "chocolate" anymore.

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    4. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      I'll guess that's a tasty confectionary not a Greek dude, but either way remember to BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!

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    5. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by Moridineas · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, totally agree about M&M's--I mean, they're only an incredibly popular candy inside and out of America--what inedible crap. Way too proletariat for me.

      De gustibus, non est disputandum...

    6. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by chelecossais · · Score: 0

      Leonidas ? That's for tourists. Try some Pierre Marcolini( http://www.marcolini.be/ ) next time you're in Brussels, Koweït City, New York, Paris or Tokyo. Pricey but probably the best chocolate in the known universe.

    7. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      If you can get them, try Hotel Chocolat - UK Company that has some really good chocolate houses producing for them. They get hold of really rare, interesting chocolate (single estate Iara, mmmmmM!) and are making a killing over here.

      American chocolate makes Cadburys taste good. and Cadbury's is mainly dog faeces i believe....

      (IMO, not expressed as fact, not to be taken seriously, someone have a life...)

    8. Re:As long as the Swiss and the Belgians by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Damn you Slashdot and your chocolate stories, I now have a huge craving for a big box of Leonidas.

      I knew Slashdotters were a little weird, but... you have a craving for a big box of the lead character from "The 300"??

      Damn... just... damn.... ;)

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  15. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by TodMinuit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Chinese medicine (herbs, acupuncture, etc.) has been around for thousands of years. People have been curing themselves long before Big Pharma pushed all of their drugs on us.

    Couple hundred years ago, draining blood was considered a cure for just about anything. Lets bring it back. Next time you have a headache, slit your wrists.

    God, you "all natural" medicine freaks are about as bad as those Scientologist.

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  16. Government Redefinition by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Well the last president redefined sex, I guess the FDA can do whatever it wants too also.

    As someone pointed out most US chocolate is inferior.

    However there are exceptions....

    Dove's dark chocolate bars are good.

    Also recently encountered this: Cowgirl Chocolate made with of all things cayenne pepper. Not bad chocolate but the pepper actually overloads the taste buds and after a certain point the good chocolate taste is not detectable.

    1. Re:Government Redefinition by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      If you think Dove is good dark chocolate, you need to experience a few more dark chocolates. Even for American companies, Dove is kinda low down. I mean, their dark chocolate is creamier and less greasy than Hershey's, but it's still more of a cheap substitute for when you can't find the real thing.

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    2. Re:Government Redefinition by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      He didn't "redefine" sex. Getting a BJ is obviously sexual activity, but "having sex" is usually defined as intercourse. Me standing there while a woman kneels doesn't involve me doing anything, and if I didn't DO anything I think saying "no, I didn't have sex with her" would be, though a bit evasive, well short of redefining a word.

      As opposed to the current President, who redefined torture, as in what was clearly torture before we were doing it no longer qualifies as torture by the US govt definition. So a Presidential example does exist, just not the one you used.

    3. Re:Government Redefinition by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      try a lindt someday. for example the this one.
      it is that great bitter swiss chocolate with chocolate mousse, cherry and chili filling.

      you won't ever touch a dove bar again after that.

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  17. Who benefits? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

    The people that benefit is not the consumer, it is the businesses that want to call their product 'chocolate' so once again, the US government is helping businesses, not the consumer

    1. Re:Who benefits? by smegged · · Score: 1

      Lets have a -1, humornotappreciated moderation!
      And we could also have a -1, badamericanspelling moderation too, for all those in colourful countries outside the US ;)
  18. EU has much higher standards for chocolate by msblack · · Score: 3, Informative
    US chocolate standards are the lowest in the world. US-FDA requires dark chocolate to contain 35% cocoa solids. EU standards require over 50%. If you want quality chocolate, get a 100g bar of Valrhona.



    This is the same FDA that in spring 2006 bowed to industry pressure to change labeling requirements for carmine coloring. Look at a bottle of Listerine Citrus Burst. It has an ingredient called cochineal extract. Sounds kinda exotic like vanilla extract. FDA proposed labeling standard requiring manufacturers to say "cochineal extract (insect derived)" but food manufacturers argued that would turn off consumers so they deleted the insect derived portion. Cochineal extract is a red food coloring derived from crushing pregnant cochineal beetles. They also use it in Wonka (Nestle) Pixy Stix. This isn't for health reasons or flavor enhancement. Cochineal extract (insect derived) is used purely for aesthetic purposes. Just remember the next time you rinse with Listerine Citrus Burst that you're swishing crushed dead pregnant beetles in your mouth.


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    1. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      not like cochineal hasn't been used for a millenia...its not going to hurt you

    2. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just remember the next time you rinse with Listerine Citrus Burst that you're swishing crushed dead pregnant beetles in your mouth.

      And every time you eat beef, that comes from cows! Those cute, fat horses!

    3. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Ever the cynic, the first thing I did when I read this was shake my head at yet another urban myth and then set out to educate myself (yeah, I know, even though this *is* /.). Lo and behold, what do I find but report after report (mostly peer-reviewed) of the allergic reactions that have been reported from cochineal extract. (Here's just one of several I pulled up.)

      And yes, it is in fact made from crushed female beetles. I suppose that part doesn't bother me as much as industry trying to hide the fact from consumers. (Remember all those Consumer Reports articles about insect parts and droppings in your canned food, like tuna and what not? Now it's legitimate!)

    4. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by smokeslikeapoet · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not really the FDA's fault that Americans have an indiscriminating palette. I choose chocolate based on taste, not on labeling. I could really give a flying flip on what the FDA thinks chocolate is. I know what chocolate is. I'd as soon eat shoe leather as a Hershey bar. The problem here is that government thinks that this is a problem that government needs to solve. Your tax dollars at work people, arguing about what a chocolate bar is, while our national debt spirals out of control. Why is it that as a libertarian, I have to argue for the deregulation of the chocolate industry? What a sad, petty state our country has come to.

    5. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by GrievousMistake · · Score: 1

      When you know what it taste like, you've already bought it, though. I don't have the time to extensively research each and every piece of confectionry I buy.
      When you are making claims about your wares that under most people's definition are incorrect, that is fraud. Is the government not supposed to stop fraud? Should we just let the market sort out all those Nigerian scams and pyramid schemes?

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    6. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And every time you eat beef, that comes from cows! Those cute, fat horses!

      Every time you eat beef, you're swishing crushed cute fat horses in your mouth!
    7. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by hldn · · Score: 1

      nooooooooooo pixy stix you're ruined my childhood.. thanks.

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    8. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And everytime someone puts on lipstick they're smearing themselves with fish scales, and virtually all foods comtain large amounds of naturally processed feces... I get that America has low standards for chocolate, but saying something is bad simply because it comes from an "icky" animal is just childish.

    9. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Idarubicin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It has an ingredient called cochineal extract. Sounds kinda exotic like vanilla extract. FDA proposed labeling standard requiring manufacturers to say "cochineal extract (insect derived)" but food manufacturers argued that would turn off consumers so they deleted the insect derived portion.
      Unless and until you argue that "vanilla extract" needs to be changed to "vanilla bean extract (plant derived)", and "chicken" needs to appear on packaging as "chicken (animal derived)", you're out of luck. "Cochineal extract" is a specific term, describing a product that is always insect derived. Adding the stuff in brackets is just redundant.

      Just remember the next time you rinse with Listerine Citrus Burst that you're swishing crushed dead pregnant beetles in your mouth.
      Meh. Substitute FD&C Red #40 and you'll be telling me that you're appalled because I'm swishing with an artificial chemical. Whatever. At least in the Listerine I know it's sterile.
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    10. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      proposed labeling standard requiring manufacturers to say "cochineal extract (insect derived)" but food manufacturers argued that would turn off consumers so they deleted the insect derived portion.

      We eat shrimp, lobsters, and crabs all the time. Insects belong to the same family of animals (arthropods). Thus I don't quite get the insectaphobia. I think it is perhaps the association of insects with dung and scavengry that turns us off.

    11. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Mr2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just remember the next time you rinse with Listerine Citrus Burst that you're swishing crushed dead pregnant beetles in your mouth. You know what's even worse... a lot of people like fruit, but don't realize fruit is basically the reproductive organs of trees. Those seeds inside are like the tree's sperm. Eating an apple is the same as chewing on a tree's balls!

      Other plants aren't quite as gross as that, but even still, they all grow in dirt. Just think about that next time you're having a salad. Would you eat food off the floor? Well, everything in that salad used to be on or in the ground, and the ground is nature's filthy floor that never gets vacuumed!
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    12. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by bm_luethke · · Score: 1

      That it comes from crushed bugs doesn't bother me too much, after learning to cook many different things from the most basic materials I can find I had to either quit eating quite a few of my favorite foods or just not care. If I can eat snails or a Japanese soup with a fish head cleaved in half and floating in the middle of it (with it's nice cloudy steamed eyes) then I see no reason to balk over chemically processed crushed bugs. Heck, many cultures eat them covered in chocolate as a dessert.

      We eat intestine, heart, lung, crushed/boiled bones, all sorts of not nice stuff labeled as "natural casings", "by products", "gelatin", and other things that do not sound bad (and some are not cheaper crap but are the more expensive, better tasting, more sought after product). I'm sure many premium suasage makers would MUCH rather list "natural casing" over "intestinal lining" even though the latter is better understood.

      However, things like this possible change in chocolate is horrid. I may know what I'm eating when I read "natural casing" on sausage (though this tends to be one that many now know), but you can at least tell when you are getting it.

      One can usually tell from the ingredients list what chocolate you are paying for - sometimes I do not mind, sometimes I do. The *only* people this will benefit is people trying to pass cheap crap off as high quality ingredients - you will at least have to purchase one bar before you know for sure. It will not help consumers choose better in anyway and in fact it will greatly hinder them. The people at the FDA are already well aware of this, I rather suspect they know which way something like this will go already and are following the forms that the law requires. Anything will either be ignored or shown as the reason they denied the application.

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    13. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by donscarletti · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, cochineal comes from beetles, the same place it has come from and been safely consumed by humans for centuries. Would you prefer to drink some synthetic petrochemical dye with possibly some unknown properties than something that has come from a harmless animal? People are always going to dye food and Cochineal extract is non-toxic, non-carcinogenic and causes extremely few allergies, why not use the stuff?

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    14. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by slamb · · Score: 1

      Lo and behold, what do I find but report after report (mostly peer-reviewed) of the allergic reactions that have been reported from cochineal extract. (Here's just one of several I pulled up.)

      Keep in mind two things: (1) few of those reports are describing exposure solely through food, and (2) pick any food, someone's allergic to it or has some reason to avoid it. My girlfriend has a mild allergy to cilantro and sensitivity to wheat gluten (Celiac disease). My dad tries to avoid sodium because of some genetic disease I hopefully don't have. I know a man who is allergic to garlic, and several who are allergic to peanuts or tree nuts. Many are intolerant to lactose, some to fructose. I've heard of one person who has about five things she can safely eat, none of them flavorful. It would be crazy for the rest of us to avoid all these things just because they are dangerous to a few. Accurate labelling is sufficient for those few to avoid harm - "cochineal extract" is fine. If I have a legitimate problem with "cochineal extract", I'll know what it is.

      And yes, it is in fact made from crushed female beetles. I suppose that part doesn't bother me as much as industry trying to hide the fact from consumers. (Remember all those Consumer Reports articles about insect parts and droppings in your canned food, like tuna and what not? Now it's legitimate!)

      Is it the FDA's job to tell consumers that one of the listed ingredients is kind of gross? I say not, so the industry's beef with "contains crushed pregnant beetles" is legitimate. Panicking consumers unnecessarily might force the industry to find other, less well-tested dyes. (Or change the color of their food, but that would spook consumers even more.)

      By the way, I think the stories about insect parts in canned food are true, even when it's not a deliberate part of the dye. That doesn't bother me as much as the heavy metals, which are proven to be harmful to everyone in sufficient quantity. I used to eat tuna every day for lunch, and now only occasionally because of that. It's otherwise much healthier than beef (my fallback), but what can you do?

    15. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      And everytime someone puts on lipstick they're smearing themselves with fish scales

      Dontcha know? Girls with fish-lips give better BJ's.

    16. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by DeathElk · · Score: 1

      [homer]Uuuuuuulngh faat horses....[/homer]

    17. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      yep, but swiss chocolade is still the best out there (switzerland is not in the eu).

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    18. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Funny

      So lemme guess, you don't drink water either, right? I mean after all, fish fuck in that stuff.

      Apologies to WC Fields

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    19. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by jamesh · · Score: 1

      And lets not even get started on what most people put around their strawberry plants!

      I remember reading an urban legend about how KFC was now only known by it's acronym because there was no actual chicken anymore. It was now grown in a vat from a genetically engineered mass of flesh. The legend supposed that that was a bad thing... but if you think about it:
      . No live chickens would suffer in the production of KFC
      . You'd almost have to class it as a plant rather than an animal... you might even get away with calling it vegetarian!
      . Because the plant didn't have to spend time growing feathers, clucking, and walking around, the efficiency is much higher and therefore better for the environment.

      It's strange what grosses some people out isn't it?

    20. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Would you prefer to drink some synthetic petrochemical dye with possibly some unknown properties than something that has come from a harmless animal?"

      Possibly some unknown properties???? Name me something that doesn't 'possibly' have unknown properties!!! Including lying in bed with the windows closed!!

      Of course, if they're unknown, they're just as likely to be beneficial as damaging. So perhaps this synthetic petrochemical dye will double the size of your dick, or give you undreamed-of super crime-fighting powers? You never know with "possibly unknown properties (TM)"!!

      Long live the precautionary principle!

    21. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahhhhhhhahaha love it!

    22. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up!

      What good, what purpose is state that doesn't defend its citizens or subjects but instead sides against them, with crooks, frauds and scammers?

      To grab your possessions if you don't pay the protection racket?
      To take cut from everything you make and some more again for everything you pay?

      We could have such "rule" for less money, it is called "anarchy" and is considered a disaster.

    23. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just remember the next time you rinse with Listerine Citrus Burst that you're swishing crushed dead pregnant beetles in your mouth. There's NO part of that sentence I didn't like.

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    24. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by revengebomber · · Score: 3, Funny

      And every time you eat beef, that comes from cows! The FDA will get around to changing that as soon as they can. Just wait.
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    25. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 1

      When you are making claims about your wares that under most people's definition are incorrect, that is fraud. Is the government not supposed to stop fraud? The industry wants permission to sell a product for which they know there is a demand. That's not fraud. Furthermore, it is not the government's responsibility to regulate language. Doing so is Orwellian and un-American.
    26. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crooks, frauds, and scammers are citizens too. And they're not just bad people born bad doing bad things, they're selling perfectly edible food at lower quality and lower price - unless people are willing to pay more for lower quality, in which case whose bloody fault is that? They've already got to put an ingredients and nutritients list on their food, if there are people stupid enough to buy something made of hog pubes why should everyone else pay to protect them?

      And you're really quite mistaken in characterizing this as the thin end of the wedge; saying the federal government shouldn't argue over chocolate is a far cry from anarchy.

    27. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      The industry wants permission to sell a product for which they know there is a demand.



      No, that's not what they are asking for. They could sell their product just fine right now, as long as they don't call it "chocolate". If demand for this crud was really that high, it would sell regardless of what it's called, wouldn't it ?

    28. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by resonte · · Score: 1

      I don't see why that would gross people out, as it's probably more hygienic. In fact I long for the day when vat grown meat is economically viable. Meat is so delicious but I don't eat it because of ethical reasons.

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    29. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 1

      If demand for this crud was really that high, it would sell regardless of what it's called, wouldn't it ?

      If that was true, do you really think the industry would be lobbying to loosen the rules? If the name is not chocolate then it is perceived as a different product, with consequentially fewer buyers. Language has meaning, measurable in dollars.

    30. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by drivinghighway61 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If that was true, do you really think the industry would be lobbying to loosen the rules? If the name is not chocolate then it is perceived as a different product, with consequentially fewer buyers. Language has meaning, measurable in dollars.


      It IS a different product. It should be labeled as such. As other posters have mentioned, would you buy something labeled as beef if you knew it was actually mostly soy? Businesses need to be kept in check to, god forbid, PROTECT THE CONSUMER'S INTERESTS.
    31. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by drivinghighway61 · · Score: 2

      So perhaps this synthetic petrochemical dye will double the size of your dick


      Don't believe that! I bought some from a site I got in an email, and it does not work! And when I tried to contact the site owner, I never got a response. I suppose it's possible I got a bad batch, but I'm going to stay away.
    32. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fruit is basically the reproductive organs of trees. Those seeds inside are like the tree's sperm. Eating an apple is the same as chewing on a tree's balls

      To be pedantic, the seeds in a fruit are fertilized, so eating a fruit is more like consuming a womb containing a growing foetus. Of course, the reason why the plant makes a fruit in the first place is that it needs the foetus to be eaten in order to propogate.

      Flowers are the plant equivalent of gonads, so next time you use saffron you're flavouring and colouring your food with pure sperm.

    33. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

      It's actually so they can change the ingredients to anything that begins with "C"

      My wife and I now habitually call KFC, "Kentucky Fried Cat"

    34. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      dude, you think that's bad.

      Guess what all the fish do in that water you drink!

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    35. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by AMuse · · Score: 1

      Actually some folks (Vegetarians) do not eat any animals and some (Vegans) will not eat animal derived products of any kind including honey. If I knew that a candy bar contained dye that was manufactured by crushing animals to produce the dye, I would select a different product!

    36. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      while there do exist some fishes which can technically fuck, the possibility that you live in the same area where those fishes live is pretty low - except when you drink water from your fishtank.

      most fishes spawn.

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    37. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by SIWaters · · Score: 1

      I am afraid MSBLACK has got his/her facts wrong.

      The FDA Standards of Identity for chocolate are set out in Title 21 - Part 163 - Subpart B "Requirements for Specific Standardized Cacao Products" which can be found at the following URL http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/ cfcfr/CFRSearch.cfm?CFRPart=163.

      There are standards of identity (SOIs) for different types of chocolate, including white, milk, and sweet (which covers both semisweet and bittersweet although there is no legal distinction between the two). The minimum COCOA CONTENT in sweet chocolate is specified as "15 percent by weight of chocolate liquor" and for semi and bittersweet as "not less than 35 percent by weight of chocolate liquor." Chocolate liquor is ground up cocoa beans whose fat content is between 45-55% depending on the species of bean and where the bean is grown.

      Cocoa content is NEVER specified in terms of solids (cocoa powder) content -- which is where the original poster got his/her facts wrong (this is a very common misunderstanding). Cocoa content refers to the total amount of cocoa solids and cocoa butter in a chocolate product. If you look closely at the ingredients label you'll see that most chocolates have cocoa liquor (or chocolate liquor or cocoa mass) plus added cocoa butter. Cocoa content is expressed as a percentage, by weight, of the combination of those two ingredients.

      The FDA SOIs for all chocolates (white, milk, sweet, and liquor) allow manufacturers to include dairy fats and other milk ingredients (including whey) in their products. This is done to reduce the cost of manufacturing (which is what the FDA petition is ** really ** all about) as well as stabilize the cocoa butter crystals to extend the shelf life of the chocolate without adding preservatives.

      There are a number of profound ironies here. Irrespective of the subjective taste impressions of American vs European chocolate, the fact is that American standards for what manufacturers can put in chocolate -- and still call it chocolate -- are stricter here than in the EU. The EU SOIs for chocolate allow manufacturers to replace up to 5% of the cocoa butter in chocolate with 'cocoa butter equivalent' and/or 'cocoa butter replacement' fats and still call it chocolate.

      Manufacturers can't do that in the US but that is what the CMA and its fellow lobbying organizations are petitioning the FDA to do -- but they want to go much, much, further. They want the ability to replace 100% of the cocoa butter with other fats and still call it chocolate.

      It is also important to recognize the difference, in this debate, between chocolate manufacturers and chocolatiers and candy makers. A chocolate manufacturers makes chocolate products (chocolate liquor, cocoa powder, cocoa butter, and finished chocolate) by processing cocoa beans. Chocolatiers buy chocolate from chocolate manufacturers and melt it down to make their finished products. There are relatively few companies in the world that both manufacture chocolate and are also chocolatiers though there are more chocolate manufacturers that also make candy.

      If you look at the ingredients on a candy bar or on a box of truffles you'll see that chocolate is listed as an ingredient and -- if it's "good" (or "pure" or "real") chocolate, the only fat in the chocolate will be cocoa butter. All those other ingredients are not in the chocolate -- they're what's inside the outer chocolate coating.

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    38. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by StressedEd · · Score: 1

      And every time you eat beef, that comes from cows!

      Bullocks!

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    39. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The industry wants permission to sell a product for which they know there is a demand.

      They have permission. They just can't take cow poop and label it "chocolate" because that's a lie. They can bundle the cow poop in a pretty box and call it "chocolate-colored candy." There is nothing stopping them from selling it. There are definitions that prevent them wrapping cow poop in a wrapper and calling it "chocolate".

      That's not fraud.

      Sure it is. "Chocolate" is a substance with a definition. It has some cocoa in it. To sell something without cocoa in it and call it chocolate is fraud.

    40. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by vistic · · Score: 1

      A local vegan restaurant here in Phoenix was selling soy soft serve "blizzards" kind of like Dairy Queen and I noticed they had a Nerds one. I asked if it was the Wonka Nerds candy and they said yep and I told them it's not vegan, because it has cochineal/carmine. The girl at the front had no idea what I was saying but another guy in back overheard me and knew what it was. I wonder if they've removed that one now.

    41. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      A lot of candies have animal products, such as animal fat and geletin.

    42. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Other plants aren't quite as gross as that, but even still, they all grow in dirt. Just think about that next time you're having a salad. Would you eat food off the floor? Well, everything in that salad used to be on or in the ground, and the ground is nature's filthy floor that never gets vacuumed!

      I know you meant that to be funny, but Isaac Asimov wrote a short story about exactly that. I don't recall the title, but it was set in a futuristic world where all food was synthetic. The protagonist wins a cooking contest by using real, dirt grown garlic (IIRC), which gets him exiled when people find out.

    43. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, fruit is more like a plant placenta. Delicious, sweet placenta...

    44. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      I hate responding to humor-impared people ruining perfectly good jokes, but I live in LA, which gets a decent amount of water from great basin watersheds which do in fact have species of fucking fishes that live in them.

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    45. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      a good joke cannot be ruined.

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    46. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's even worse... a lot of people like fruit, but don't realize fruit is basically the reproductive organs of trees. Those seeds inside are like the tree's sperm. Eating an apple is the same as chewing on a tree's balls! Ehm, no. Pollen are the plant equivalent of sperm. Imagine: you are breating millions of sperm cell at this very moment. Walking in a forest during spring is like getting cum getting shot in your face every single second.

      Eating seeds is just like eating embryos/foetuses. Sounds a lot more attractive now, eh? Eating the whole apple is more like eating an uterus.

      Eating flowers is eating tree reproductive organs.

      The horrors of eating fruit.
    47. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Door+in+Cart · · Score: 1

      Here's why it's not fraud: Millions of Americans will buy the "chocolate," unwrap it, bite into it, not realize that it's cow poop, devour it, and then buy more on their next trip to the supermarket. If they are repeat customers then they clearly don't feel defrauded. If they were to think it's fraud they they'd vote with their dollars. But the industry is willing to bet that they'll love the cow poop, er, chocolate. You are free to claim that it's a fraud, but in the words of Wittgenstein, "the meaning is in the use." And, I repeat, it is not the government's responsibility to regulate language.

    48. Re:EU has much higher standards for chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mmm red dye. I also wear silk boxers! Now while I'm sitting around in them, I've realized it's time for me to slather some honey (derived from insects! it's the puke of unpregnant female insects!) on toast and then and crush and eat some chicken zygotes mixed with unpasteurized cheese made with real cow stomach lining extract. For lunch, I think I'll eat some snails. Yum!

  19. Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Dark by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I absolutely stay away from the Big Corporate chocolate: Hershey's, Cadbery's, etc. It's all shit. High Fructose Corn Syrup and other crap in there. Ever had fine, European chocolate? The taste and texture is so much better.

    There is a healthy and damn tasteful alternative to "corporate chocolate": Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Fine Artisan Dark Chocolate. I buy the 70% and 100% Cacao bars. You can really taste the cacao beans in the 70% but it's not completely bitter. The 100% takes a bit getting used to but once you've enjoyed these high quality chocolates, the "corporate chocolate" tastes like the shit that it is. I buy these bars at Whole Foods Market.

  20. This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly what Dave Barry wrote about in the book Dave Barry Hits Below the Beltway: A Vicious and Unprovoked on Our Nation's Most Cherished Political Institutions. Don't people listen to satirists anymore?

    For those who haven't read the book, the message is: WHO FUCKING CARES? IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU IMAGINE YOUR TAX MONEY SHOULD BE PAYING FOR? DO YOU STILL WONDER WHY THE GOVERNMENT IS SO FUCKING HUGE??

    1. Re:This... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For those who haven't read the book, the message is: WHO FUCKING CARES? IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU IMAGINE YOUR TAX MONEY SHOULD BE PAYING FOR?

      Abso-fricking-lutely. When I buy chocolate, I want to know that if someone wraps dog feces in aluminum foil, they can't say, "No, that's what we call chocolate. No refunds, you already ate three-quarters of it." Enforced accurate labeling and definitions is absolutely what I want the government to be doing.

    2. Re:This... by Copid · · Score: 1

      Yes. When I buy a food product labeled "X" I expect it to be X. I don't want "beef" that is made from dirt and soy. I don't want to buy canned tuna and find out that it's actually cat food byproducts. I certainly don't want to buy crap like that and find out that I have no recourse because there's no definition for those food items. I want there to be some reasonably objective standard defining what you're selling to me so that I can hold you to it if you don't meet it.

      If the alternative is buying something labeled "chocolate" and finding out that it's brown candle wax, I'm going to go with regulation.

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    3. Re:This... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wait...

      you already ate three-quarters of it."


      WHAT???
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    4. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, you can eat 3/4 of a chocolate bar without realizing it's dog feces?

      Secondly, do you really have that little faith in the invisible hand of the free market? You think there really won't be enough people buying good chocolate to make it profitable for companies to manufacture, in the event that all chocolate really does turn to shit in the absence of regulation?

      Thirdly, accurate labeling is already enforced. Is the government responsible for you not reading the "ingredients" on the back of your candy bar and finding that it says only "dog shit, preservatives"?

      And, fourthly, do you really think this and similar activities are worth 2 billion dollars a year (the FDA's budget)? Even if you do happen to eat 3/4 of a bar of dog shit, that's, what, 50 cents? Average citizen pays almost 10 bucks a year for the FDA, you're not coming out ahead.

    5. Re:This... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Secondly, do you really have that little faith in the invisible hand of the free market? You think there really won't be enough people buying good chocolate to make it profitable for companies to manufacture, in the event that all chocolate really does turn to shit in the absence of regulation?

      First, I have no "faith" in the free market. It's not a damn religion. Second, the concern isn't the macro scale, though that will obviously move toward producing the cheapest thing it can get away with, which I have no problem with. The concern is the micro scale. The two or three thousand asswipes screwing people and getting away with it.

      Thirdly, accurate labeling is already enforced. Is the government responsible for you not reading the "ingredients" on the back of your candy bar and finding that it says only "dog shit, preservatives"?

      Unless it's served in a restaurant, or has a line that just says "milk chocolate" as an ingredient in something larger.

      And, fourthly, do you really think this and similar activities are worth 2 billion dollars a year

      I think we could scrape by on 1.7.

      Even if you do happen to eat 3/4 of a bar of dog shit, that's, what, 50 cents? Average citizen pays almost 10 bucks a year for the FDA ... Let me repeat what you just said one more time.

      Even if you do happen to eat 3/4 of a bar of dog shit, that's, what, 50 cents?

    6. Re:This... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Dude, this is America. 3 out of 10 people that buy the doggies treats at the checkout lane think they are for people to eat and do not realize it until they ask someone if they taste weird.

      yes this is TRUE. several stores have had to put signs up "DOG TREATS" under them because the average consumer is too stupid to realize this from the bone shape and the dogs on the package or the words "doggy treats" printed on them.

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    7. Re:This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, I have no "faith" in the free market. It's not a damn religion.
      Might as well be, for all the times it's been applied in practice. Shit, at least Jesus _probably_ existed at one point.

      Unless it's served in a restaurant, or has a line that just says "milk chocolate" as an ingredient in something larger.
      You think the government's job is to take money from people, and use it to protect the ones who are too stupid to notice that the food at ShenaniganZ is shit? And an ingredients list isn't allowed to just say "milk chocolate", it has to also include the ingredients of the milk chocolate, unless the company grows milk chocolate, fully formed, on trees.

      I think we could scrape by on 1.7.
      Too bad, the number's going nowhere but up. They always do.

      Sorry my monetary replay to the "eating 3/4 of a bar of dog shit" argument didn't move you. I'll try harder in the future.
  21. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Funny

    OK I slit my wrists and you were spot on, the headache went away almost immediately. However I have been unable to stem the bloodflow and now I feel quite weak and dizzy. Can you suggest something for this? Also if you have any tips for removing blood stains from carpets and keyboards I would very much appreciate it...

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  22. Re:Um, okay... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 1

    Yeah, really! We need to send every single damn lazy chemist and nutritionist down at the FDA out to Afghanistan... that'll be sure to nab Osama! And don't forget the jerks down at the DMV, too! Maybe they could manage to get him run over during a driving test or something. *sighs, shakes head*

  23. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is very important. The Big Pharmaceutical corporations have been trying to get natural medicine banned for years. Instead of taking herbs, vitamins, minerals, and other natural and very inexpensive remedies, Big Pharma wants to drug everyone.

    You can mix dandelions and dog spit in a jar and sell it as a cure for baldness and impotence as long as you put a tiny thing on the bottom of the screen that says it's not intended to treat or diagnose anything. 95% of the herbal medicine market is an obvious scam. Thank God they're finally trying to do something about it. It drives me crazy watching those damn commercials. If I want a placebo for my erectile dysfunction, I'll eat a bull penis like anyone sensible would.

  24. America-Ankh-Morpork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    'Wienrich and Boettcher were, naturally, foreigners, and according to Ankh-Morpork's Guild of Confectioners, they did not understand the peculiarities of the city's taste buds. Ankh-Morpork people, said the guild, were hearty, no-nonsense folk who did not _want_ chocolate that was stuffed with cocoa liquor and were certainly not like effete la-di-dah foreigners who wanted cream in everything. In fact, they actually _preferred_ chocolate made mostly from milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneous squeezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair, lint, spiders, and powdered cocoa husks. This meant that, according to the food standards of the great chocolate centers in Borogravia and Quirm, Anka-Morpork chocolate was formally classed as "cheese" and only escaped, through being the wrong color, being defined as "tile grout."'
    --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

    1. Re:America-Ankh-Morpork by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good quote. I think of it each time I eat typical bulk chocolate.

      One thing I've always wondered: Is Pratchett making a reference to any particular chocolatier (e.g. Lindt & Spruengli)? Or is he just referring to the fact that top chocolatiers are frequently named for two proprietors and have foreign names?

  25. File a comment against it if you like chocolate... by draziw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's really a bad quality product change if it is allowed. People that want to make/buy a chocolate substitute, can do that /now/ without calling it chocolate; They can market a chocolate flavored snack without calling it chocolate... People who really want the good stuff, shouldn't end up with 'chocolate flavored' items...

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  26. FDA summary report by AhtirTano · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is a reason the FDA's summary is so vague---the proposal isn't about chocolate. Well, not just about chocolate. The proposal is supported by a substantial range of food manufacturer's and distributors, touching on chocolate, meat, poultry, frozen food, and more.

    The proposed changes affect divergences from standard labeling guidelines for a lot of reasons, including things like "improvements in nutritional properties", "use of safe suitable flavors and flavor enhancers", "alternate manufacturing processes", etc.

    You can read the whole thing yourself (pdf warning) here. See especially the last 4 pages or so.

    Is the change in guidelines a good thing for consumers? I don't know. I don't know enough about food manufacturing to judge.

    1. Re:FDA summary report by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I read that report. It mentions chocolate exactly four times, each time in conjunction with a definition of the Chocolate Manufacturer's association. I couldn't find a single specific recommendation having to do with chocolate.

      Since the Chocolate Manufacturer's Association is specifically listed, I assume that there's something going on here that I'm not seeing. Presumably Guittard knows what the CMA's real purpose is. It seems to me that this a general statement of "We're going to allow changes to the standards" without revising the specific standard, and this is laying the groundwork for a future change to the chocolate standard. I suppose Guittard is trying to head that off.

      Nonetheless, I'm always uncomfortable with the general notion of "Hey, here's this thing I'm opposed to. You all take my word for it and go sign the Internet petition!"

    2. Re:FDA summary report by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

      The "improvements in nutritional properties" is really about marketing. They know that the average consumer easily confuses "slightly healthier than the fatty fat fat original" with "healthy", and proceeds to feel good about eating something they used to have to feel bad about and limit themselves on. Just look at all those sugar cereals that are marketing themselves as containing whole grains - the implication being that Trix is somehow heart healthy and good for you instead of just better than a big bowl of sugar.

      There's a big section in Food Politics on the fortified health food game, from the perspective of a nutritionist who's served on government nutrition panels.

    3. Re:FDA summary report by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      oh yeah. and every time the federal government makes a change in the definition of a good or service at the request of an industry group, it's always in the cause of improving quality.

      let's go tell everyone that the ilecs' suggestion that abandoning net neutrality will be good for comunications.

      food manufacturers only want to make their products cheaper to make. give them a chance and they'll have the fda determine that crisco is health food.

      even if this has only limited impact on the foods sold in supermarkets (because customers have this annoying habit of reading the labels) it will have a serious impact on the quality and healthyness of foods used in school lunches, hospitals, prisons, nursing homes, etc. where the only people who might read the labels only want to buy foods as cheap as possible.

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  27. OK, that does it! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    REVOLUTION!!!!!!

    First they came for my fats, and I said nothing. Then they came for my carbs, and I said nothing. Then they came for my sugars, and I said nothing.

    But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!

    (insert Star Spangled Banner here)

    One nation. One struggle. One destiny.

    I had a dream! A chocolatey dream!

    1. Re:OK, that does it! by thzinc · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean a chocolate dream?

    2. Re:OK, that does it! by quantaman · · Score: 1

      REVOLUTION!!!!!!

      First they came for my fats, and I said nothing. Then they came for my carbs, and I said nothing. Then they came for my sugars, and I said nothing.

      But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE!

      (insert Star Spangled Banner here)

      One nation. One struggle. One destiny.

      I had a dream! A chocolatey dream! Would you accept:

      A divided nation. Numerous struggles. Conflicting destinies.

      And a chocolatey-flavored dream?
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    3. Re: OK, that does it! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      But NOT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE! Yes, the arrogance in thinking they can legislate changes to the time of day was over the top, but messing with the definition of chocolate is utterly beyond the pale.
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    4. Re:OK, that does it! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Probably. I was really tired when I wrote that. :)

  28. Social Conscience Warning by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Cocoa, like diamonds and coffee are made using exploited labour in poverty riven areas of the world.

    This seems like a possible solution, or free trade chocolate.

    Nestle in particular is a nasty piece of work. They have a program that gives 2 months of baby formula to new mothers in Africa (long enough for their mamaries to stop producing milk) and then charge them exorbidant rates for the next 9-10 months of formula they will need, and their formula has serious health risks.

    I know it sucks, I love chocolate too but ignoring it won't make it go away.

    1. Re:Social Conscience Warning by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Could you provide some links please.

      If I'm going to boycot Nestle and tell other people to follow my example, which I will if you can substantiate your claim, I prefer to have facts.

      I googled 'Nestle "2 months" "baby formula" "new mothers" Africa' and didn't find anything that supports your claim about Nestle intentionaly trying to cause the women to not breast feed. I did find some articles that talked about when Nestle gave samples of powdered fomulae to women who did not have access to safe water and that the women also, in an effort to streach out what they had been given, added more water than was called for. There where deaths due to malnutrition (caused by the thinned formule) and dysentary (caused by the contaminated water) which considering that the women where likely malnurished, and therefore not lactating anyway, and drinking contaminated water it is hard to say without more info if the children died as a result of Nestle's actions as you insinuate in your comment. It apears that Nestle just showed poor judgment in not providing premixed fomula. There was no indication of criminally wrongfull intent by Nestle, nor was there anything about the fomulae itself being dangerous, they just wanted to get the women to use their product, they do the same thing everywhere.

      I am not defending Nestle for their actions.

      I am however asking you to substantiate your claims with facts and not rumor or inuendo.

      The world already has enough people who act on rumors and inuendo, ignoring substantiated facts, they're called politicians.

    2. Re:Social Conscience Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I know it sucks, I love chocolate too but ignoring it won't make it go away.


      I feel guilty too, sometimes. Then I think, "well if they weren't being exploited, they'd have no income and would have to resort to theft to survive. And, it's not like there a lot of hubcaps to steal out there. 'Bout all there is is giraffes or llamas, depending on the continent, and there aren't many of those, either. Damned hard to steal their kneecaps, too. Hard on a beast ..."

      OTOH, if you do come across a pair of vintage 1954 kneecaps, gimme a call.
    3. Re:Social Conscience Warning by cgenman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I necessarily follow, and I'm usually pretty much on the fair trade side of things. So by not buying chocolate and not putting any money into these economies (however slight) we're doing what, exactly, that helps these people?

      If you want to help people in these regions, support sustainable exports. Go over and teach them the art of business negotiations. Provide development loans through kiva and other microlending organizations.

      But unless you have secondary plans in place, simply saying "don't buy stuff" doesn't relly do much to pull them out of poverty.

    4. Re:Social Conscience Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used the wrong search terms.

      I found lots of stuff, including this and this.

    5. Re:Social Conscience Warning by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

      That is a very good point. I lived for a while in SE Asia in a country that has a lot of garment and shoe factories, including ones that produce for Nike. My wife is a native of this particular country, so my connections and insight into it are pretty good.

      At that time, it was common to read articles decrying the exploitation of workers at these factories, but the facts on the ground are, well, just a bit different.

      When someone puts up a shoe factory there to manufacture for, say, Nike, or a garment factory to manufacture for some major retail chain, people will line up around the block to get a job there and if anyone quits they don't even have to advertise b/c people are always trying to get there friends or relatives in there.

      Why? B/c the pay and benefits are both generally better than the going rate. The working conditions often are, too.

      What some well-meaning but misguided and poorly informed people in the industrialized world call exploitation is known by another term altogether by the people in the newly industrializing world who are getting those jobs: opportunity.

      Stop buying the exploitation poster product du jour and all you do is make it a lot harder for someone who may be truly poor - not what passes for poor in the G-8 - to make a living.

    6. Re:Social Conscience Warning by iainl · · Score: 1

      Green & Black's for the win. Utterly effing gorgeous chocolate, pretty reasonably priced, and the fact that it's (1) certified organic by the Soil Association and (2) certified fair trade by the Fairtrade Foundation is merely a bonus.

      Seriously, the stuff is so good they could easily charge that without the ethical plaudits.

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    7. Re:Social Conscience Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear bloody hear.

      We had a guy in the Netherlands trying to get himself sued for supporting slave trade through eating Chocolate. It was shown on TV in the consumer program "Keuringsdienst van Waarde". Turning himself in at the police station, trying to get arrested. Phoning the Dutch equivalent of a D.A. trying to get himself indicted. Brilliant TV.

      He didn't manage to get arrested or sued. He did manage to get Chocolate on the market which is guaranteed "slave-free".

      For the Click-Lazy:

      "TONY & THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY FACTS

      One warm summer morning, Tony van de Keuken was reading a newspaper. On page 13 he found a short item about human trafficking in the cocoa industry. About children being sold at markets to slave traders. That was in 2002--one hundred and thirty-nine years after the abolition of slavery.

      Tony is not only a big fan of chocolate, but also a journalist. The brief article in the newspaper continued to haunt him, so he did some research on the subject. It soon turned out that hundreds of thousands of children are being forced to work on cocoa plantations in the Ivory Coast, the country where most of the cocoa comes from. Since chocolate is a blend of cocoa from different areas, every chocolate bar is basically tainted by slavery. And slavery is a criminal offence.

      In March 2004, accompanied by a good lawyer, Tony went to the public prosecutor to turn himself in as a chocolate criminal. After all, he now knew that his favourite chocolate bars were produced with the help of child slaves. And buying something that you know was obtained by means of a criminal offence is punishable in the Netherlands by up to four years in prison. Then he had another bar....

      Six months later, the public prosecutor dismissed the charges that Tony had brought against himself. Slavery was not a priority. The Netherlands had more pressing problems. Since Tony did not agree with this decision, he took it to the Supreme Court. For this, he needed the testimonies of ex-slaves. Fortunately for him, these are not hard to find in Africa.

      Before long it was 2005, an important year for the chocolate industry. Four years earlier, all major chocolate producers had signed a covenant pledging the slave-free production of chocolate by 1 July 2005. They would be advertising this with a slave-free hallmark on every wrapper. Tony knew that multinationals are adept at making promises but not as good at keeping them. Coincidentally (or perhaps not), the remake of Roald Dahl's masterpiece Charlie and the Chocolate Factory opened in cinemas in July 2005. Nestlé would be making Willy Wonka chocolate bars in connection with the film, so Tony challenged them to produce the bars guaranteed slave-free. Nestlé didn't like the idea. The covenant had turned out to be hollow. Not one of the chocolate producers had kept to the agreement.

      Tony decided to start making chocolate bars himself and to be the first to bring a guaranteed slave-free chocolate bar to the market. He bought five thousand bars, the first of which became available in stores on 29 November 2005: Tony's Chocolonely®, with a slave-free logo. The bars sold out in one day.
      It is a great success. Tony has gone into business. This is the twenty-first century. Slavery is archaic!"

    8. Re:Social Conscience Warning by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

      "You used the wrong search terms. I found lots of stuff, including this [infactcanada.ca] and this [stopcorporateabuse.org]."

      Wrong search terms, lots of stuff, right.

      Yet you do not provide the correct search string and only sight 2 select links, neither of which substantiates the claims I was challenging in the original post, ie., Nestle did something particularly bad or criminal over and above what other companies in that market do.

    9. Re:Social Conscience Warning by joto · · Score: 1

      I believe I have heard some story similar to this in the 1980s. So I guess either Nestle must have cleaned up their act by now, or (as is quite common) the claims were unsubstantiated. For some reason, some people love to hate multinational food companies (e.g. Nestle, McDonalds, ...) Which pretty much means that whenever a story with a negative bias for them shows up in the news, it will never go away.

  29. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

    I suppose you will be surprised to find out that Scharffen Berger is a division of Hershey's "Big Corporate" empire.

  30. Re:High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excelle by Chimera512 · · Score: 1

    yeah, anyone who tells you Hershey's is good chocolate is clearly an uncultured idiot who could be fed brown wax and told it was "super chocolate" and would probably eat it right up. gah, terrible stuff. as others have said, Ghiradelli makes some pretty good chocolate for Americans. nice, dark high % coacco chocolate.

  31. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by TodMinuit · · Score: 1

    Can you suggest something for this?

    Go for the jugular. If that fails, you're doomed to die.

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  32. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 0, Troll

    Couple hundred years ago, draining blood was considered a cure for just about anything. Lets bring it back. Next time you have a headache, slit your wrists. God, you "all natural" medicine freaks are about as bad as those Scientologist.
    The point I'm making is that we Americans should have the freedom to choose what kind of health care we want. Not have Big Nanny Government (whose pockets are lined by Big Pharma) decide what is best for us.

    Besides, it's already been shown that Big Pharma's drugs cause heart attacks: VIOXX was pulled, then later added back (with a stronger warning) after Merck complained it was losing to much $$$. The Chinese, and others, have been using herbs since recorded history. Their track record is substantially better than today's drugs. Look at all of the commerials: Warning! Do not take if you suffer from high blood pressure, constipation, irritation, etc., etc., etc. May cause: nausea, drowsiness, upset stomach, etc., etc. Severe side-effects may include: liver damage, kidney damage, stroke, and in some cases death. What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None! If you take too much the most you'll get is a tummyache. Evolution did not happen overnight. Man (and animals) evolved with the environment which included herbs. These genetically-engineered drugs completely take evolution out of the picture. It's no surprise there are all of these negative side-effects. We're f'ing with Mother Nature.
  33. Revolution by FMota91 · · Score: 0

    Any revolution happening on April 25th? ;P

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  34. Re:Um, okay... by MinutiaeMan · · Score: 1

    Why? Because a geek must have his chocolate!

  35. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Not according to their website's Our History page. "Copyright© 2006 Artisan Confections Company" I can't find a reference of Hershey.

  36. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by espressojim · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points, they would be yours.

    The reason herbal drugs aren't classified as true "drugs" is because nobody's done double-blind studies to prove their efficacy. If they did, then you'd KNOW these herbal treatments were crap, instead of just suspecting it.

  37. My Comment To The FDA by cmholm · · Score: 1

    I went ahead and spent a couple of minutes putting in my two cents with the FDA. I surfed using Firefox 2.0.0.3 on a Mac. The FDA's server told me I "must" use Safari. I decided to test their rationale, and continued with Firefox. I was asked for my name, zip, under what category I was commenting (a consumer). I was asked to enter up to 3000 characters in a comment box, where I entered the following:

    As it stands, lower quality "real chocolate" products contain a low percentage of cocoa butter and whole milk powder. If you allow manufacturers of chocolate products to completely dispense with cocoa butter and whole milk powder in the interest of economy, this will tend to drag most chocolate products down that path (the "Walmart" effect). If manufacturers don't want to use any cocoa butter or whole milk power in a product, that's fine, but I don't feel they should be allowed to call it "chocolate" any more than oleo products are called "butter".

    I clicked the 'continue' box, and was offered the chance to add an attachment. Hopefully, this is where high end chocolate vendors offer a more nuanced take on the proposal. One more 'continue' box, then exit, which dumped me to the FDA's home page.

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  38. Re:High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excelle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for Hershey's, well... no offense but I would not call that chocolate. Well Hershey's "Kisses" are shaped like little turds for a reason
  39. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    The same can be said of Big Pharma's drug push. Again, look at VIOXX. Nowhere in the marketing did it say there's a chance you can get a heart attack.

    I do not support false advertising. However, as long as there is a prominently displayed message saying, "The FDA / USDA has not verified these claims" or something to that effect, then it's fine. Again, my complaint is that we should have the freedom to choose. Hey, maybe those herbs are just all placebos, but if something thinks it helps them then more power to him. It is not the government's role to select our choices (or in this case limit our choice to a single one: Big Pharma). And if you don't like what you see on TV, then change the channel.

  40. Re:Um, okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Why is this posted to Slashdot? Talk about off-topic"

    Chocolate contains caffeine. The rest is left as an exercise for the reader.

  41. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by kilonad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hershey owns both Scharffen Berger and Joseph Schmidt chocolates, but has thankfully let them continue their good work.

    http://www.thehersheycompany.com/news/release.asp? releaseID=743393

  42. America, 2007 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    War is Peace.

    Freedom is Slavery.

    Chocolate is Vegetable Oil.

  43. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by TodMinuit · · Score: 1

    The point I'm making is that we Americans should have the freedom to choose what kind of health care we want.

    No one forces you to use drugs. Having alternative cures fall under the same regulations as drugs wouldn't deter the use of them.

    By the way, you're not really making that point. If you were, you'd have shut up there, but you didn't. You droned on about the wonders of alternative cures, which means I must rebutte that too.

    The Chinese, and others, have been using herbs since recorded history.

    That doesn't mean they work.

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None!

    Um, yeah, because, ya know, the FDA isn't regulating it.

    We're f'ing with Mother Nature.

    Our ability to fuck with mother nature is what separates us from the animals. It's why we are Earth's supreme overlords. Earth is our bitch.

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  44. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  45. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    wholly owned subsidiary says otherwise.

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  46. In Their Own Words by skywire · · Score: 1

    The Chocolate Manufacturers Association (misnamed in the story) has on their website a December 2006 press release entitled "CHOOSING A CHOCOLATE THAT'S RIGHT FOR YOU: Definitions from the Chocolate Manufacturers Association Help Consumers Understand the Growing Language of Chocolate". It offers this definition of cocoa butter:

    Cocoa Butter - The fat naturally present in cacao beans that melts at body temperature and gives chocolate its unique mouth feel. The amount of cocoa butter in cacao beans typically ranges from 50 to 60%.

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  47. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by bane2571 · · Score: 1

    The thing is that "herbs" can also have a huge narcotic effect, especially when grown in such a way that they absorb a lovely cocktail of chemicals from the hydro setup in the subtly concealed back yard greenhouse.

    The fact is that when it comes to things you put in your body if it is potentially harmful it needs to be regulated so that you KNOW that what you are consuming contains what it says it does.

  48. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    but has thankfully let them continue their good work.
    I'm glad to hear that. I did not know that Hershey's bought out Scharffen Berger. However, I do stand by my original statement that Hershey's chocolate (i.e. not their recently acquired high-end chocolate companies) is shit.
  49. High pressure leakage by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 2, Informative

    Worse yet, some are producing 'diet' chocolate with sugars like maltitol, which does not get absorbed in the stomach like most sugars. But the bacteria in the large intestine can metabolize maltitol, and they produce lots of gas...

    1. Re:High pressure leakage by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      ... and then there's all the bad shit fructose does http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A8003-200 3Mar10?language=printer

      It prevents your body from producing a hormone telling you you're not hungry, so the more you eat and drink fructose, the more you want! No wonder soft drinks are fattening.

  50. Well, changing the definition would mean ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could raise the chocolate ration to 20 grammes, and/or enable more resources to be devoted to the war against Eurasia.

    Or was it Eastasia? I keep forgetting which it was.

  51. Re:Um, okay... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chocolate contains caffeine, therefore very much on-topic.

  52. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by king-manic · · Score: 1

    China was a bit ahead of renasaunce europe in the area of herbal medicine and practical cures.

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  53. Herbal Medicine all laced with Pharma Medicine by teethdood · · Score: 2, Informative
    An acquaintance of mine is a multi-millionaire herbal medicine "pharmacist." In order to get people trust his stuff, he would mix low volumes of various pharmaceutical drugs into his herbal medicine. His reasoning is that although the herbal medicine he prescribed would work over the long term, some of his patients want immediate relief of their symptoms. By mixing pharmaceutical drugs in with his herbal medicine, patients would get immediate results along with the long-term benefits (unproven) of herbal medicine. I would get real mad at this blatant fraudulent practice. Not only is he low-dosing his patients for prolonged periods which may have serious ill-effects, he's getting rich and famous for being an awesome herbal medicinist. His work is "proof" to his patients that herbal medicine works, but little did they know the real reason why they were feeling better.

    As a dentist who is trained in pharmacology and who doesn't stand to benefit from pharma money, I would fully support the FDA regulating the wild wild west that is herbal medicine. FWIW I'm Asian and I grew up in an herbal culture.

    1. Re:Herbal Medicine all laced with Pharma Medicine by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

      The wording of the FDA's docket (as interpreted by the author of the article) implies herbs would be banned, not that the manufacturing process would be regulated.

      I support the food labeling which is supposed to show the contents of what you are ingesting. If this FDA proposal is about regulating the manufacturing process and labeling, then I'm okay with it. However, the author doesn't think this is the case and it's actually regulating access to it.

  54. GM corn shows kidney, liver toxicity in animals by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1, Troll

    Our ability to fuck with mother nature is what separates us from the animals. It's why we are Earth's supreme overlords. Earth is our bitch.
    Yeah, and look at the damage we are causing by f'ing with Mother Nature, in this case with genetically modified corn: Monsanto's GM corn MON863 shows kidney, liver toxicity in animal studies

    And then just take a look at the environmental damage we are doing to Earth. We are just like every other animal on Earth. As we overshoot our planet's carrying-capacity, Mother Nature will "cull the herd."
    1. Re:GM corn shows kidney, liver toxicity in animals by qbwiz · · Score: 1

      Tell my about f'ing with Mother Nature when you decide to become a hunter-gatherer, living in the woods with no clothes and no home.

      On second thought, maybe you should just stay away from me...

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    2. Re:GM corn shows kidney, liver toxicity in animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who is the idiot mod who gave this guy a troll? Some of you dipshits seriously have no idea what a troll is!

    3. Re:GM corn shows kidney, liver toxicity in animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is it that the everyone cries about overpopulation, but they never off themselves to help out 'mother earth'? Hypocrites.

  55. Re:Um, okay... by marxzed · · Score: 1

    exactly! ... and caffeine ... oh yeh ... and sugar... but apart from that.. I'm strictly a Hardcore "Straightedge Geek"

  56. buy local chocolate without the crud by adelord · · Score: 3, Informative
    At Duane Reade? None.

    If you were in England I would recommend a tasting at the L'Artisan du Chocolat factory in Ashford Kent. http://www.artisanduchocolat.com/ArtisanduChocolat Site/product/Chocolate%20tasting/TASTING.htm

    Fine chocolate is an endangered species. Chocolate is increasingly a commodity at risk of standardisation, the same blend manufactured by a handful of large groups. In fact, fine chocolate is naturally very varied, determined by the type of tree, climate, fermentation, drying, roasting, conching and refining and the art of the chocolatier. Discover this diversity in our tutored tasting and atelier visit taking you on a journey from cocoa trees to beans, beans to bars and bars to boxed chocolates. The goal of our tasting is not to promote our brand but to enable you to evaluate the quality of chocolate and to recognise truly fine chocolate(s) from nicely-packaged and marketed fakes. Tastings run from 3pm to 5pm on specific Saturdays
    Fine chocolate does not age well, does not travel well, and is wasted on an untutored pallet- just like fine wines, cheeses and scotch. There are many chocolatiers in New York, google for a factory-shop that does tastings.

    Locally made, fresh, quality chocolate is something else. Hersey's is to Godvia as Godvia is to Michel Cluizel. There is a Michel Cluizel in NYC: http://www.chocolatmichelcluizel-na.com/about_us.a sp

    Chocolat Michel Cluizel's New York store is the first and only Michel Cluizel retail store outside of Paris, and the only retail location in North America for Michel Cluizel's entire line of fine chocolates. Located on the first floor of New York's legendary retailer, ABC Carpet & Home, in between three fine restaurants (Lucy Latin Kitchen, Pipa Tapas Bar and Le Pain Quotidien), we are pleased to bring New Yorkers some of the world's finest chocolate in an engaging and intimate environment. The store features a full selection of chocolate bars, a vast array of bonbons, intense hot and cold chocolate drinks, chocolate desserts. Chocolat Michel Cluizel is the first fine chocolate store in New York to hold a full liquor license; we not only serve fine bonbons that contain liquor, but we are pleased to pair fine porto, brandy, scotch, champagne, cognac and wine with our exceptional chocolates and chocolate drinks. Guided chocolate tasting sessions are held in the store throughout the week and by appointment.
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    1. Re:buy local chocolate without the crud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many chocolatiers in New York, google for a factory-shop that does tastings.

      But everything in New York tastes like piss.

    2. Re:buy local chocolate without the crud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine chocolate does not age well, does not travel well, and is wasted on an untutored pallet- just like fine wines, cheeses and scotch

      scotch?
      Scotch?!
      Dontcha mean Whiskey?!

  57. Let's redefine FDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I remember the good old days when FDA labeling rules gave me some minimal confidence about the contents of a product.

    No more; it's time to change the acronym's meaning. "fraudulent descriptions administration" comes to mind.

  58. Who actually read the FDA docket? by NonViviDaSola · · Score: 0

    If you actually read through the FDA docket, you will see that it's about reducing the amount of regulation currently in place. They admit to not being able to keep up with advancements in food technology and essentially acting as a barrier to innovation. It loosens standards across the board and says nothing specific about chocolate.

    1. Re:Who actually read the FDA docket? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      and essentially acting as a barrier to innovation.

      No, it's not. Nothing is stopping them from making their fake-o chocalate and calling it crap-in-a-wrapper.

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  59. I'd hate to be the "bargain" brand... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Not to say that fake "chocolate" wouldn't sell buckets-worth at WalMart, it doesn't mean I will buy it. Someone will, but a couple of quotes come to mind;

    What's in a name? that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet - W. Shakespeare.

    How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg. - A. Lincoln.

    At the end of the day, the cheap stuff will be cheap, and sold at Target, and the good stuff will, um, cost more...

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    1. Re:I'd hate to be the "bargain" brand... by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Actually, have you been down Target's chocolate aisle lately? It's not bad. No Valrhona or anything, but I managed to shop for my husband's birthday there. Massive amounts of Lindt, Ghirardelli, and Harry & David (if you've never had their truffles, go get some NOW), plus smaller amounts of a few other higher-end brands. Even their own line, Choxie, has a few good things, although most of it is pretty overpriced for the quality level.

      Of course, it also contains Hershey's new "high-percentage" line, so you do still have a point. But I was impressed overall.

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  60. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If people should have the freedom to choose what kind of health care they want, then why do we have the FDA at all? Why do we test the claims of drug manufacturers? Clearly, we are limiting freedom by delaying those drugs for several years of testing. I mean, shouldn't people have the freedom to find out for themselves if a drug actually does what it says it does?

  61. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by lawpoop · · Score: 1

    "Couple hundred years ago, draining blood was considered a cure for just about anything. Lets bring it back. Next time you have a headache, slit your wrists."

    In my medical history class, we learned about an experiment that tested the benefits of bleeding. Bleeding was often prescribed for fevers, because they thought that you had too much blood in your system. It turns out that bleeding does reduce fevers. Remember, if are running to high a fever, it can easily kill you or cause permanent brain damage. It might be an acceptable response to a dramatic situation. In the olden days, people could be in fever for days or even weeks. They didn't have anti-biotics. All they had was a cool compress to put on your forehead, to keep your brain from being cooked alive.

    "God, you "all natural" medicine freaks are about as bad as those Scientologist."

    Some natural cures are bogus, some are smashing successes. I don't think you'll find many serious 'natural medicine' types who advocate abandoning the scientific method. Andrew Weil says that if you get in a car accident and your arm is dangling by a thread, the last person you want to see is an herbalist.

    Note that many of our pharmaceutical drugs were based on plant medicines. The Indians of the Amazon used Chincona bark to cure all kinds of fevers, including malarial fevers. It turns out that the quinine in the bark reduces fevers, and also kills the malaria plasmodium. So it's good for any kind of fever, and especially good for malaria fevers. For some 400 years, until quinine was synthesized in 1944, cinchona bark was the source for all quinine treaments in Europe, from bark teas to pill form. Wikipedia claims that cinchona bark is still the most economical source of quinine, above synthesized quinine.

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  62. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 0, Troll

    God, you "all natural" medicine freaks are about as bad as those Scientologist.

    I'd rather be called a "medicine freak" than a "druggie."

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  63. AND? by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

    Does that include white chocolate?

  64. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What crazy ass world do you live in?!

    The world before modern medicine was a pretty shitty place if you got sick. Sure, there are local herbs etc that have been used--with HIGHLY varying success--in every part of the world, forever. This is as true of America and Europe than it is of China, though I take your obsession with China means you're "one of those" who think we can look east for all our answers, and believe this with near religious fervor. Do you HONESTLY believe that "Chinese herbs" have a better track record than Western medicine... REALLY?!

    Vitamins--PURE NATURAL VITAMNS (that means they're good, right?)--can at most cause a "tummyache" you claim. Let's see... this is all from a VERY quick google.

    Overdoses of...
    Vitamin A -- "can lead to liver damage, hair loss, blurred vision and headaches."
    Vitamin B3 (niacin) -- "Niacin can have life-threatening acute toxic reactions" (wikipedia)
    Vitamin D -- "can cause the buildup of calcium deposits that can interfere with the functioning of muscles, including heart tissue"

    Ok, so you admitted diarrhea, nausea, upset stomach etc as vitamin sideeffects, from the list above we can add liver damage, and in some cases death. Well dang, what a SHOCK, those are almost the exact possible side effects you listed as coming from BIG SCARY PHARMA!!!

    How ludicrous can you get. Really, I would think slashdotters should be able to be a little more questioning of things...

    Incidentally... tobacco.. natural, bad DRUG. Marijuana? Natural drug. Alcohol? Natural drug. I think it's safe to say that natural things can have bad side effects, and can be called "drugs," friend..

  65. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Detritus · · Score: 1

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None! If you take too much the most you'll get is a tummyache. Evolution did not happen overnight. Man (and animals) evolved with the environment which included herbs.

    If you believe that, you are likely to have a short and miserable life. If you get a chance, ask your friendly neighborhood pharmacist about all the ways you can damage your body or kill yourself with 100% organic, all-natural herbs and vitamins. Pharmacists know more about drugs, and their effects, than physicians. They certainly know more than the "experts" at your local vitamin or health food store.

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  66. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by EtherMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    I buy the 70% and 100% Cacao bars. You can really taste the cacao beans in the 70% but it's not completely bitter. The 100% takes a bit getting used to...

    And here I thought chocolate was a candy, an indulgence, a culinary luxury to be enjoyed for it's own smooth deliciousness. Who knew that I should be conditioning myself to tolerate only pure "Cacau" bars, just as I might do with fish oil, so I can rest smugly in my chocolate snobishness.

    But wait, processing the bean discards much of the natural taste and benefit. Better to eat the beans whole, directly from the tree, than to pollute them by the touch of man or machine. This is truly the way of the chocolate elite.

    And I hear that chewing the leaves is enjoyable, too. I especially like the leaves!

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  67. Dark chocolate by tepples · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was just thinking the other day when I bought some Japanese candy that one of the differences is the taste isn't as strongly sugary/oily as American chocolate. Japanese snacks in general tend to have a more darker chocolate than American ones, it seems. Dark chocolate has more cocoa solids than milk chocolate. Hershey's Special Dark is dark chocolate, but that's not sold in the impulse-buy lane at the checkout counter.

    Does anyone know about specific differences in nationl "chocolate standards"? Wiki?
    1. Re:Dark chocolate by VTBassMatt · · Score: 1

      Several of the Special Dark bars are sold in the impulse-buy areas at the Krogers here in Blacksburg, VA. You're talking about the kind that comes either with or without cranberries, blueberries, and almonds, right?

      Judging from the comments in this article, I've got no taste in chocolate, but I really like those. I don't care for milk chocolate, so I wouldn't know if there was a good one out there. I rarely buy good chocolate since it's kinda pricey and not terribly good for my weight =) Plus, I need the financial and caloric budget to drink good beer.

  68. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by bhsx · · Score: 1

    Damn, wasted mod points now, but i gotta reply to this with the first hit off google for "scharffen berger hershey":
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2 005/07/26/BUGM6DTAOM1.DTL
    The skinny: Hershey bought them in 2005.

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  69. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The same can be said of Big Pharma's drug push. Again, look at VIOXX. Nowhere in the marketing did it say there's a chance you can get a heart attack.

    And they got the crap sued out of them for it. What's your point?

    The crazy sad thing is that I agree with you about choice--that's my dislike of the government speaking though, and not my drinking your anti-corporate koolaid though.

  70. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I've been saying this needed to be done for years. Herbal "medicines" really need to decide what they are. If they can have any effect on your health, then they are drugs and need to be treated that way. If they can't have an effect, then they don't need to be regulated.

    Just because something is natural, does not mean it isn't dangerous.

  71. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Hey, in my libertarian-utopia we can all agree to disagree on particulars. :-) Just as long as we have the freedom to do what we damn well want to with our lives and property so long as we do not infringe on others.

  72. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Myen · · Score: 1
    I just wanted to point out that:

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None! If you take too much the most you'll get is a tummyache.

    Is definitely incorrect. Chinese medicine taken irresponsibly certainly can cause things like death. Of course, to do it properly you would need to get it prescribed by a doctor (trained in this stuff rather than the western stuff, of course), who will typically do things like ask about your condition, and take your pulse. (The pulse part involves more than just frequency, by the way.)

    The stuff that can get you up to a tummyache? Some of it might just be... random herbs. Will they cure you? Probably not.
  73. What about allergies? by Kuvter · · Score: 1

    I'm allergic to chocolate. If it says chocolate anywhere in the ingredients I can't have it. However oddly enough I'm not allergic to cocoa.

    I wonder if they redefine chocolate if I'll still be allergic too all forms of chocolate.

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    1. Re:What about allergies? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. Chocolate is basically cocoa solids, cocoa butter, sugar and vanilla. Assuming you aren't allergic to sugar or vanilla, if you can eat plain cocoa then it must be the butter you're allergic to. So I guess this would work for you? Can you eat the "chocolatey" things that use vegetable oil right now?

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    2. Re:What about allergies? by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      I can eat anything "chocolatey" as long as it doesn't specifically say the word Chocolate in the ingredients. I does seem baffling mainly because that means if it says cocoa, cocoa processed with alkali, cocoa powder, cocoa ***, I can have it. Examples of 'foods' that don't have chocolate in them are Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate, Whoppers, and anything 'white chocolate' because if you don't know it's not really chocolate.

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    3. Re:What about allergies? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      It's actually really strange that you can eat white chocolate. See, white chocolate still contains cocoa butter, but not cocoa solids. So it's the anti-cocoa. If you can eat both plain cocoa and white chocolate, it's rather odd that you can't eat them combined, which is all chocolate is. Maybe you've only had "fake" white chocolate - the kind made with shortening instead of cocoa butter?

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    4. Re:What about allergies? by Kuvter · · Score: 1

      I've never really looked into it, but I can basically have everything that goes into Chocolate, but once it's all put together I'm allergic. So for many years I just said it's the process that I'm allergic to.

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  74. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by whoever57 · · Score: 1

    I absolutely stay away from the Big Corporate chocolate: Hershey's, Cadbery's, etc
    Most Cadburys chocolate in the US is made under license by Hersheys and takes awful. Cadburys in the UK is much better -- although I am not going to claim that it is the best in the world.

    I have not found anything made by Hersheys to taste good, even their special dark (or whatever it is called)
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  75. Clarification posted on April 16: not a new ban by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Okay, I feel a little bit stupid posting my original post "FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Drugs"" when on that very page is an update saying that "after painstaking review of the FDA guidance document we have determined that the document does not call for any NEW regulatory or enforcement action, but merely clarifies existing ways that the FDA classifies (or "thinks") about different types of products used in alternative and complementary medicine."

    However, in my defense, I've been sending that link out since before April 16th and didn't know the OCA posted an update. I did RTFA, but not after April 16th. Sorry about that.

    /Waiting to get modded down into -1: Troll :-(

  76. Vegetetable frickin' oil by suckmysav · · Score: 4, Informative

    "Vegetable oil" is a synonym for "heavily processed, hydrogenated oil which will kill you but makes good financial sense to the corporatised US food production industry"

    It is poisonous bloody stuff. If you want to know why America (in particular) and western nations (in general) are all suffering out of control obesity and diabetes epidemics you need to look no further than the replacement of natural oils (peanut, coconut and butter), with so-called "healthy" polyunsaturates. Countries like India uses huge amounts of butter (ghee) and coconut oil and you don't see them with rampaging blood sugar levels, heart disease and all of the other side effects of eating crap like "Crisco" and margarines.

    Ask yourself why these types of oils never spoil? If you leave margarine out of the refridgerator for a week, does it go off? Why? It doesn't go off because it is not bio-degradeable. If it is not biodegradable, then how is your body meant to metabolise it? Of course it can't, so what it does is "put it aside" and get on with the job of digesting everything else. After sufficient time of course your body will have put enough fat aside that you become fat. Fat builds up around the pancreas and voila, you've got diabetes.

    So why do we eat this crap? Because US food interests want you to. The problem for US business interests is that most natural oils such as peanut, olive and coconut/palm oil are not produced in the US. The US does produce gobs of corn and soy however, not to mention that canola rubbish. The problem is that these crops do not produce much edible oil naturally, it has to be processed out of them. Another problem is that the resulting oils are quite unstable, meaning they react to oxygen (oxidize) quickly and spoil. This is a problem for the manufacturing, distribution and retail industries however, who really like long shelf lives and cheap storage (non-refrigerated). So what the industry does is to hydrogenate their oils, which means superheating the oil and passing it through hydrogen to fuse hydrogen molecules to the receptors that would normally fuse with the oxygen. This makes for an oil that is extremely stable but an unfortunate side effect is that it also becomes virtually undigestable. Sure you can eat it and you won't turn blue and die in a week, but then the same can be said for smoking too. Remember how corporate interests insisted that smoking couldn't hurt you until only a few years ago? Well the edible oil industry is no better than those criminals. They too use bogus science and massive amounts of money to produce a steady stream of lies and bullshit regarding the health benefits of eating processed vegetable oils. This began during the thirties and over time it has worked so well that the US is now the most overweight and unhealthy nation on earth, with other western nations scrambling to follow suit.

    Now they want to stick that crap in chocolate. It's getting to the point that you wont be able to buy anything that isn't filled with this rubbish.

    Essential reading:

    The Oiling of America
    http://www.westonaprice.org/knowyourfats/oiling.ht ml

    Other good sites;
    http://www.foodnavigator-usa.com/news/ng.asp?id=73 471-trans-fat-interesterified-fat-cvd

    http://www.thescreamonline.com/essays/essays5-1/ve goil.html
    http://www.nexusmagazine.com/articles/DiabetesDece ption.html
    http://www.jctonic.com/include/healingcrisis/12Hyd rogenatedoil.htm

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    1. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

      mod parent up. Go read _The Omnivore's Dilemna_ while you're at it.

    2. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      They *are* required to label it as hydrogenated if it is. I mean, I can't say how many are breaking that requirement, but it's there. And, of course, some say "hydrogenated" without specifying fully or partially. But I don't know that allowing vegetable oil would be the same as allowing hydrogenated vegetable oil, since they are supposed to be labelled differently. Btw, what do you have against canola oil?

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    3. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by ChrisMaple · · Score: 0

      Ghee is pretty much rancid butter. Consume it heavily, and you'll have problems that outweigh blood sugar levels.

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    4. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Jordy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ghee is just butter with the milk solids and water removed. It is really just a form of clarified butter. There is nothing rancid about it.

      You can make it on a stove with very little effort. Just melt unsalted butter over low heat and cook until it is a clear golden liquid. Spoon off any of the froth that appears on top. Continue to cook until it no longer froths. The milk solids will be at the bottom and the water should have all boiled off. The golden liquid on top is ghee.

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    5. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by rm999 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Countries like India uses huge amounts of butter (ghee) and coconut oil and you don't see them with rampaging blood sugar levels, heart disease and all of the other side effects of eating crap like "Crisco" and margarines."

      This article explains that India is actually having a huge problem with heart disease. This is partly related to the fact that more people can afford ghee and other unhealthy fats used there as India becomes more wealthy:
      http://www.expresshealthcaremgmt.com/20041215/crit icare06.shtml
      Heart disease has actually been going down in the USA for decades:
      http://www.crouse.org/WHA2/images/women%20&%20hear t%20disease%20chart.jpg

      "'Vegetable oil' is a synonym for 'heavily processed, hydrogenated oil which will kill you but makes good financial sense to the corporatised US food production industry'"

      Vegetable oil in the USA is rarely hydrogenated anymore. "Vegetable oil" usually means soy oil, which accounts for 80% of national oil consumption. It is actually quite healthy compared to many other alternatives, and is arguably natural:
      http://www.talksoy.com/FoodIndustry/oOil.htm

      I agree that what the FDA is doing is wrong, but for a different reason - because I love chocolate, and I know this move will open the doors to even crappier chocolate replacing what we have now.

    6. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      I hope everyone reads this post. Parent is super-right - hydrogenated fats like margarine (which are better known today as TRANS-FATS) are very dangerous. They build up in the blood vessels quicker than any other fat, and leave... almost never.

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    7. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to know why America (in particular) and western nations (in general) are all suffering out of control obesity and diabetes epidemics you need to look no further than the replacement of natural oils


      Maybe you should better be looking to *excessive* and *pre-processed* food.

      Countries like India uses huge amounts of butter (ghee) and coconut oil and you don't see them with rampaging blood sugar levels
      .

      Maybe because blood sugar levels are more related to... the amount of sugar ingested?

      Ask yourself why these types of oils never spoil?


      Because bacterias or fungus that can eat pure fat do not abound? In fact, vegetable oil (mainly olive oil) has been used from the greeks to preserve food, just because of that. And maybe you don't know but olive oil helps prevent heart diseases.

      If it is not biodegradable, then how is your body meant to metabolise it?


      It's called enzimes.

      Of course it can't, so what it does is "put it aside" and get on with the job of digesting everything else. After sufficient time of course your body will have put enough fat aside that you become fat.


      The claim that fats are not metabolizable is blatantly false. Want to test it yourself? stop eating for a week, and you will see those fats start to metabolize and o away. They are "put aside" because we eat in excess, and thus don't need to burn them. Period.

    8. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      If you want to know why America (in particular) and western nations (in general) are all suffering out of control obesity and diabetes epidemics you need to look no further than the replacement of natural oils

      um no.

        Look at the fact that we are fricking slugs. The number of americans that exercise regularly for 1 hour or more at cardiovascular levels is incredibly small. The average american eats POUNDS of sugar a year. The high carbohydrate diet we have here coupled with high fat is a timebomb! Most americans eat fast food daily. Most amercians eat prepackaged crap daily. All of which is high carbohydrate, low fiber, high fat and low nutritional value.

      western europe is getting infected by the american lifestyle and falling into the same trap.

      Oils are a tiny tiny bit of the problem. Getting off your ass and eating real food is the bulk of the problem.

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    9. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Re: Canola oil

      If you look at the history of canola oil, it was originally grown as "rapeseed" and first used extensively as a lubricant for machinery during WW2 due to the difficulties in obtaining fossil based oils from the middle east. It was inedible. The problem was that after the war, when the west went back to using fossil oils for lubrication there were many new farms producing rapeseed with no market to sell to. A solution was needed and needed fast. That solution was to modify rapeseed oil to make it "edible". And by edible I mean "won't make you sick and kill you within a short enough period for rapeseed oil to be identified as the culprit". The first "edible" rapeseed was "developed" in the 50's, and rebranded as Canola in the 70's for obvious reasons. It is a vastly inferior product with serious health ramifications that has been foisted on the public to further the commercial interests of corporate food production interests.

      You should avoid it at all costs.

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    10. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "This article explains that India is actually having a huge problem with heart disease"

      Yes, I'm aware of that, but I've also seen studies that put that down to the, as you correctly point out, wealthier Indians using more expensive western oils on the basis that they are supposedly healthier.

      "A study of more than one million males in India demonstrated that people in northern India consume more than seventeen times more animal fat than people in southern India. The incidence of CVD in northern India, however, is seven times lower than people in southern India. People in southern India consume much more vegetable oil than in the north."

      Malhotra, SL., "Epidemiology of ischaemic heart disease in India with special reference to causation." Br Heart J, 1967; 29(6): 895-905.

      This article is quite good too;
      http://www.bullz-eye.com/furci/2006/fats_lipid_hyp othesis.htm

      Here is an excerpt, the site has full references for all the assertions made;

            "Evolution of the unhealthy American

            What's decreased?

                    * Animal fat consumption has dropped over 21% since 1910. [1]
                    * Whole milk consumption has decreased 50%. [15]
                    * The consumption of butter has decreased from 18 pounds per year to 4 pounds. [1]

            What's increased?

                    * Over the past 80 years, cholesterol consumption has increased a mere 1%. [1]
                    * Vegetable oil consumption, including hydrogenated oils, has increased 437%. [15]
                    * Sugar consumption went from 5 pounds per year in 1900 to 163 pounds per year today. [16]

            If animal fats (saturated fats) are so dangerous, and vegetable oils (polyunsaturated fat) are
            so healthy, why are we so unhealthy as a nation? The scientific data of the past and present
            does not support the assertion that saturated fats cause heart disease. As a matter of fact,
            more than 20 studies have shown that people who have had a heart attack haven't eaten any
            more saturated fat than other people, and the degree of atherosclerosis at autopsy is unrelated
            to diet. [17] Saturated fats have been nourishing societies around the world for thousands of years."

      There is a lot more evidence out there if you care to look. Such as a few years back when cattle farmers tried to use the saturated fats from coconut oil to fatten up their livestock for the Japanese market, only to find that their cattle LOST weight. They eventually solved the "problem" by feedign their cattle soy oil, which is allegedly less fattening.

      Feel free to believe whatever you like, I really don't care. When Monsanto tells you that their patented seed stock is better than natural seeds I'm sure they only have your best interests at heart.

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    11. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      So what are these health ramifications, and do you have any sources? It's also higher in monounsaturated fats than basically any oil other than olive, so it's generally considered pretty healthy.

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    12. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by MemoryDragon · · Score: 1

      Main problem is not the oil, you will get heart problems from ghee and other stuff as well, the main problem is the lack of excersize and simply too much food.

    13. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soy is part of an effemination conspiracy!
      Eat soy at your own peril, you woman.

    14. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Never mind, I've read up on it myself. It looks like mostly conspiracy-theory crap based on studies that were then contradicted by other studies and the idea that if a lot of something is bad for you, any amount must be just as bad. You know, drinking too much water will kill you, too, and a lot faster.

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    15. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, all of 15 minutes of research there, well done.

      You can rest easy now I'm sure.

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    16. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

      This post has been brought to you courtesy of the peanut, olive, and coconut/palm oil industry of America (POCPOIA). Our motto: The more your cooking oil costs the better a person you are!

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    17. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by suckmysav · · Score: 1

      Oh, and just on the "conspiracy theorist" theme, the main article I linked to was by Mary Enig, who is a renowned researcher in the field, and if I recall correctly a Nobel laureate.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_G._Enig

      She campaigned against Trans-fats for many years and was ridiculed by the establishment in just the way you are doing now. Time has shown that she was right, and the industry, who for years held the position that trans-fats were not harmful, has only recently been forced to remove them from the food chain.

      The problem is, the solution they have come up with is worse than the original problem.

      http://www.stop-trans-fat.com/interesterified-fat. html

      However, I understand if you want to remain in your comfortably ignorant position. It is much easier to just accept what you are told and consider it to be "Gods will" when you contract some incurable condition. It sure is a lot harder to avoid consuming this crap than it is just to accept eating it, I know that for a fact.

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    18. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by MagnaDoodle666 · · Score: 1

      not to mention that canola rubbish

    19. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by rm999 · · Score: 1

      I read your link, but I don't agree with the article. He is advocating replacing all other fats with saturated fats, but never explains why polyunsaturated fats are so bad except with unfair comparisons and correlations that probably do not show causation given the complicated nature of the situation. I think everyone can agree that hydrogenated oils = bad; they have fallen out of favor in foods over the last several years. But I think the assertion that animal fats are better for you than poly unsaturated fats is fringe and requires an actual scientific study to convince me. The article you link to uses about 2000 words to make a simple, very flawed point:

      'Americans are becoming less healthy, and they have been replacing saturated fats with other types of fats. Therefore, *all* fats except saturated fats are bad'

      He employs two major logic flaws here - lumping all non-saturated fats together (yes, we know hydrogenated oils are bad, it's like shooting fish in a barrel), and linking correlation with causation. My original point was that chocolate makers will likely use poly unsaturated fats. Unless some sort of study can show that these types of fats are less healthy than cocoa butter (which your link failed to do, IMO), I don't think health is a valid reason to object to the change. The greatest reason to object is that chocolate is supposed to taste good, not be a health food.

    20. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel happy to come across this write up about oil.
      It has helped me understand its role in causing diabetes, heart problems and other ailments.
      Thanks a bunch.
      Ikey http://www.secret33.com/home-based-business-progra m

    21. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Interesting comment, but one major nitpick: heart attack has reached epidemic proportions in India.

    22. Re:Vegetetable frickin' oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Costs? Well I suppose you gotta import it whereas canola is the newest hype (because of the omega-3, or something). A glass jar of coconut oil (pure, 0,5L) lasts about as long as a big olive oil jar if not longer, and costs 2 EUR at the Asian store here in NL. In USA I saw it for 5,50 USD (although it was confiscated at airport). Olive oil prices are approx same in both countries though cold pressed is expensive. Palm oil costs exactly same as coconut oil here about 2 EUR, but I prefer coconut oil taste. I even put it on my self-made popcorn together with spices and a tiny bit of salt. Tastes great! So I don't know what you're talking about regarding price.

  77. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None!

    Looky here.

    A few of my favorites:

    • May cause bleeding.
    • May interfere with immune functioning
    • May cause abnormal heartbeat
    • May induce coma

    Only difference is - they don't have to tell you any of these things! The manufacturers of these supplements are raking in $dough hand over fist, yet can't be troubled to warn about little things like profuse hemorrhaging or coughing up a kidney or two.

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  78. See's Candy by robbiedo · · Score: 1

    See's Candy makes some of the most wonderful chocolate in the world!

  79. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    Now that I can give a solid "hear, hear!" :-)

  80. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Okay, I know you were being sarcastic, but I couldn't help laughing the whole time. Yes, I am a smug chocolate-lover! :-)

    Besides, don't we do that with beer? After all, we could all be drinking the sweet pear-cider beer, but noooo, we need to indulge in dark (read: bitter) lagers.

  81. Re:High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excelle by Detritus · · Score: 1

    They aren't idiots, they just don't know any better. When you grow up eating processed and canned food, it warps your sense of taste. If the only chocolate you've had is from Hershey, you'll think that is how it's supposed to taste.

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  82. "Citizen Petition" from industry groups ? by farialima · · Score: 1
    I found it rather funny to have a "citizen petition" entered by industry groups. I didn't know that industry groups were "citizen".

    Also the PDF is protected by a password against copy/paste, and printing. I suppose that's breakable, but I found easier to post this comment:

    I read with great interest the "Citizen Petition to modernize Food Standards" ( http://www.fda.gov/ohrms/dockets/dockets/07p0085/0 7p-0085-cp00001-02-vol1.pdf ). I am wondering why this "Citizen Petition" is signed by only a group of industry groups, representing the producers rather than the "Citizen". I do not think that the industry groups represent the consumers or the citizen: quite naturally, they only represent their constituants, which are industry companies. The reasonable aim of those companies is to maximize profits, which is a not a goal shared by the citizens, or the general public. Thus, I do not think that this "Citizen petition" is receiveable as is. It should be modified to be called "Industry petition", and should be completed by a document representing the consumer, for example through consumer unions.

    On an unrelated note, I have been trying to copy (using the "copy/paste" functionality of my computer) from the PDF document, but could not, because I was asked for a password. I discovered I could also not print this document, being also asked for a password. I would like to keep a written copy of this document, so please provide me with this password, or please give me the reference of the regulation that requires password protection for public documents. Please contact me at my email address: XXX@XXX.com . Thank you.
    I'll tell you if I get an answer ;)
  83. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

    Besides, it's already been shown that Big Pharma's drugs cause heart attacks. . . Wow, all drugs made by big corporations cause heart attacks? Oh man, I guess I better stop taking all of my commercial meds for high blood pressure, because it would be bad if I had a heart attack, right? I know, I'll switch to all natural medicines, because everything natural must be good and cannot possibly be bad. Lets see here, what looks like it would make me feel good? OH! Look! Cocaine! Why yes, it is ALL NATURAL!!! It can't possibly have any detrimental affects!

    We're f'ing with Mother Nature. We've been fucking with mother nature since the day we were born. For some reason some people just don't get this. We got where we are by constantly expanding the borders of our technology, and we're going to continue to do that, with or without you, until we conquer the universe, get stomped, or destroy ourselves. There is little room in the future for a fringe group who fears technology. We will continue to evolve technologically. One day we will have picorobots patrolling our blood for invaders and building drugs to strengthen us and cure our illnesses. Have fun banging rocks together.
  84. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Don't leave out the whole message. "The FDA / USDA has not verified these claims. Taking this product may be hazardous to your health."

    You're right, the testing process for drugs is not perfect. Sometimes unknown side-effects slip through. But don't fool yourself that your all-natural drugs are perfectly safe either. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephedra For an example.

  85. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The multi-billion dollar "Big Pharmaceutical corporations" are evil, lying and care for nothing but profit, whereas the multi-billion dollar "alternative medicines" industry is love, truth and fluffy bunnies?

    How about Matthias Rath? He has convinced many in the South African government that AIDS is not caused by HIV, AIDS should be treated by vitamin supplements (which he just happens to sell) and antiretroviral medicines are a worse than useless, and advocating their use is genocide.

    AIDS is killing 900 people per day in South Africa. A sizable fraction of those deaths can be laid directly at the door of "alternative medicine" in general, and the South African government and Rath in particular.

    Big Pharma need someone to stand over them with a big stick to try to keep them honest. So do alternative medicine peddlers. The difference is that, occasionally, the big stick gets used on Big Pharma, but the snake-oil salesmen opperate with impunity in Alternative Medicine, playing Russian Roulette with other people's lives for their own profit.

    Don't ban the 'remedies' - but do ban the lies and unsupported wishful-thinking published about them.

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  86. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Clearly, we are limiting freedom by delaying those drugs for several years of testing. I mean, shouldn't people have the freedom to find out for themselves if a drug actually does what it says it does?
    Actually, isn't that the reason Americans go to Canada and Mexico for their drugs? Or is it just the cost? (These are not rhetorical questions.)
  87. Free market solves... by patio11 · · Score: 1

    ... go pay extra for the guy who writes "This is a premium, European-style, luxuriously decadent chocolate" on his packages. Food snobbery (or connoisseurship, take your pick) doesn't need government imprimatur to work. Just like there are people who pay for fine wines (but you can still call the $5 a bottle, where the bottle is actually a paper box, wines) there are people who will pay for fine chocolate. And if there are people who will pay for it there are companies who will make it. If Hershey's isn't one of them, great, take your business elsewhere. I'll be quaffing down my Hershey's as I reserve my food snobbery for cocoa (the drink) and pizza, not chocolate.

    1. Re:Free market solves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm strongly tempted to register just so I can get some mod points to smack you with.

      Your argument is, perhaps, far more compelling in the reverse. Companies are entirely free, in a free market, to sell whatever formula they like so long as if they label it "chocolate" they abide by a commonly accepted definition of what "chocolate" means. If they want to stray from that commonly accepted definition they are completely allowed to, so long as they don't label what isn't accepted as "chocolate" to be chocolate.

      If consumers prefer either the taste or the price (or more likely some combination of the two) of this newly defined chocolate-like-substance then they will continue to buy it and you can have a new brand name all your own (like "Coke" or "Pepsi"). All the rest of us ask is that if we buy "chocolate" then it be what we expect it to be and not what some marketing fool has decided to call whatever crap they're pushing.

  88. Fire the whole FDA and start over by llZENll · · Score: 1

    Does this ever end, are we doing anything right in the USA these days? So some questions:

    1) Does this make chocolate more unhealthy?

    2) Where in the USA can you buy the cheapest highest quality chocolate?

    On a similiar note, you will find this article interesting about the US crops:
    You Are What You Grow: http://www.nytimes.com/2007/04/22/magazine/22wwlnl ede.t.html

    1. Re:Fire the whole FDA and start over by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

      That's a very good article. And who ends up paying for the mess the Farm Bill caused? Us, the American taxpayer! Higher medical premiums, higher taxes to support the illegals, etc.

    2. Re:Fire the whole FDA and start over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Does this ever end, are we doing anything right in the USA these days?"

      No.

      You are a blot on humanity.

      The sooner Americans are gone, the better for the rest of the world. So hurry up and kill yourselves. Handguns or poisonous chocolate, we don't care.

      Signed,

      Europe
      Asia
      Africa
      Polynesia
      India and the Far East

  89. Compound Chocolate by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    There is already a name for the almost-chocolate they're trying to redefine: compound chocolate.

    References 1, 2, 3

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  90. Who cares about America these days? by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where I am I have organic fair trade chocolate. ITS REAL CHOCOLATE; not American FAKE modified foods. NO wonder Americans are 1) stupid, 2) fat and 3) stupid.

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  91. FDA Considers Redefining Chocolate by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    Wow! cool! That easy, eh? Are they going reclassify it as a vegetable, too?

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  92. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by dosboot · · Score: 1

    Whereas Hershey's, Cadberry's etc. are familiar brands to Americans and so can get away with using different ingredients, the fancy chocolates/European chocolates are packaged as gourmet foods and so they get away with charging high prices. There are even a few brands of 'fancy chocolates' that are actually no different ingredient wise than a Hershey. When you get down to it even the best premium chocolate has just as much saturated fat (sometimes more) as the run of the mill stuff. This is what I don't understand, people go crazy about the 'pure chocolate ingredients' when it is all still bad to eat in significant quantities. I can find (great tasting) yogurt and hot cocoa mix that has 0g sat fat and no cholesterol made using non-fat milk. Why can't I find chocolate bars or chocolate candies like that?

  93. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by L1Trauma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Soooo many problems with your post. 1. Those "natural remedies" did not evolve with us or for us -- they evolved for their own survival. They just happen to have chemicals in them which affect human physiology in some way. 2. Side effects? St. John's Wort + certain cheese + certain red wines = death. All 3 at usual dosing. Enjoy. 3. This freedom you want requires accurate information about efficacy and side effects, but your post advocates sticking our head in the sand and assuming "nature" always has OUR interests in mind. All natural remedies are chemicals, just like drugs. They are drugs, they just have been discovered in nature rather than synthesized. If you believe in science and not voodoo, you'd want them to be tested for efficacy. Herbal remedy producers (corporations, just not as big as Big Pharma) don't want testing because then the vast majority of them will be shown to be ineffective. All drugs, and remedies, have benefits and risk. Some are quite obvious, but most benefit/risk calculations really require a certain level of expertise, which the American public simply does not have. Thus, the snake oil people can sell you unregulated dreck and you feel you're in control. Meanwhile, you waste money.

  94. Why not? by Ranger · · Score: 1

    The FDA has already done such a bang up job on identifying melamine in wheat, rice, and/or corn gluten. If they had such success with pet food, why not chocolate? Or should we turn to the USDA to help with our organic chocolate. After all they want to help improve the quality of our organic coffee.

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  95. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by L1Trauma · · Score: 1

    To have that freedom mean something requires that we have enough information to make informed choices. Unregulated producers of "natural remedies" do not want you to have that information, because then you won't choose their product. They live in fear of double-blind randomized controlled trials. They prefer worthless anecdotal evidence and testimonials.

  96. Go**amn it, tell what kind of diabetes!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a type-1 diabetic, I get sick and tired of hearing people talk about how eating this that and the other thing gives people diabetes. NO! YOU'RE WRONG!!! It can give some people type-2 diabetes. Type-1 diabetes is unpreventable. I get so tired of people acting as if it's my fault I have type-1 diabetes. It's not! When talking about diabetes, you should always make the distinction between type-1 and type-2. Type-2 can be caused by eating crappy chocolate too much, but type-1 can't. GET IT STRAIGHT! If you're still confused, see this: this. They do an OK job at clarifying. Or go and google type-1 vs type-2 diabetes. See what you get. But please don't go telling people that such-and-such causes diabetes. Because chances are you're WRONG.

    1. Re:Go**amn it, tell what kind of diabetes!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are half right. The GP should really clarify whether s/he is talking about type-1 or type-2, but the assertion that eating certaing kinds of crap causes diabetes is still correct. It might not be as clear or accurate as it could be, but it is correct. If I say "smoking often causes cancer", it isn't an incorrect statement just because I didn't narrow it down to "smoking causes lung cancer, but typically doesn't cause butt-cheek cancer". I don't disagree with the parent's sentiment that it would be nice to clarify things (because of the perception that all people with diabetes have brought it on themselves), but the word "diabetes" unfortunately happens to be used for two different but related conditions. You could blame the doctors, I suppose... I also figured you were ranting at the wrong guy. The GP was trying to point out that hydrogenated oils are very bad. He's right and was trying to spread the word. Give him a break.

    2. Re:Go**amn it, tell what kind of diabetes!!!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, now you've opened the door to the flamewar from butt-cheek cancer survivors. Have you ever tried to sit on just *one* cheek? Thought so, you heartless bastard.

    3. Re:Go**amn it, tell what kind of diabetes!!!!!!!!! by joto · · Score: 1

      As a type-1 diabetic, I get sick and tired of hearing people talk about how eating this that and the other thing gives people diabetes.

      Hey watch the bloodsugar! No wonder you've got diabetes!

  97. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    +1 Fantastic

    For imagining a woman on slashdot.

  98. visited germany lately? by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 0
    i'm guessing you've never seen "Ein ganzes Zimmer nur aus Schokolade"?

    http://www.halloren.de/marke/schokol adenzimmer.html

    i was there in june, it is pretty remarkable. i believe i remember almost everything in that room (ja, nicht das ganzes Zimmer... es tut mir leid) is made of chocolate, but the chocolate used is pretty much the same recipe that is sold in a variety of the items they sell.

  99. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by bogjobber · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The Chinese, and others, have been using herbs since recorded history. Their track record is substantially better than today's drugs.

    Really? I was under the impression that today's life spans are remarkably longer and medicine substantially more effective than not only anything in recorded history, but definitely more than so-called "natural" medicine you see nowadays.

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None!

    That's because the FDA doesn't regulate herbs and vitamins, which is where the requirement for listing adverse side effects comes from. If all of a sudden the FDA stopped regulating pharmaceutical drugs, would you somehow think they were better because of a lack of warnings? Of course not.

    Even though you're throwing evolution around in your argument, you obviously don't understand a goddamn thing about science. We are not "f'ing" with mother nature. We are fixing the system. Our evolution is not perfect. There is no such thing as "Mother Nature". You are a complete fucking idiot. Herbal healing is just another long line of ideas that claim that science is going too far and we need to resort to the traditional ways of thinking, be it Christian Science, acupuncture, or any number of other bullshit ideologies.

    The only way to know the truth of how drugs affect our bodies is through science. I know that there is scientific evidence for specific herbs' uses in medicine, and that's fine. Herbs certainly have valid uses. But to claim (as you seem to be doing) that traditional herbal medicine is superior to modern medicine simply because of some adverse side effects and lobbying power by pharmaceutical companies is to ignore nearly the entire body of scientific study on medicine! You can't cherry-pick which scientific ideas you want to accept, simply because some conflict with your pre-conceived view of the world.

    If you're going to try and be conservative at least extend the effort to remove any and all references to scientific ideas from your post. That's what the "smart" conservatives do. I wish I could find language to explain the contempt I feel for your ideas. No matter how venomous my words may seem they will not project the absolute hatred I have for whoever has convinced you that this bullshit is anything remotely resembling the truth.

  100. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    OK, liar , if the FDA isn't regulating herbs and vitamins, why do I keep reading stories about editors of health journals being jailed and vitamin shops being shut down by the FDA? Why do Sandy Shaw and Durk Pearson have to sue the FDA so that health claims can be made for supplements?

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  101. Codex Alimentarius standards seem to match US by Animats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Codex Alimentarius, the international standards body for food, has a standard for chocolate. They require >35% cocoa solids for "chocolate". And they limit other fats:

    "The addition of vegetable fats other than cocoa butter shall not exceed 5% of the finished product, after deduction of the total weight of any other added edible foodstuffs, without reducing the minimum contents of cocoa materials. Where required by the authorities having jurisdiction, the nature of the vegetable fats permitted for this purpose may be prescribed in applicable legislation.

    What are the numbers in the FDA proposal?

  102. Yes, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to drag this back to the ballpark of the original post... but isn't the entire point of progress that "real" chocolate is supposed to get cheaper so we can all enjoy it and not that sort-of chocolate gets canonized and us poor bastards never realize the difference?

    1. Re:Yes, but by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily cheaper, but more available, and properly labeled.

      I'm not sure than anyone can compete with Hershey and other huge manufacturers on the basis of price. I'd rather pay more and get a higher quality product. It's the same approach I take towards ice cream. I'd rather have a pint of high quality ice cream than a half gallon of the cheap stuff.

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  103. Sugar and corn syrup industry by random+coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sugar isn't used because of the HUGE subsidy our Democratic Congress put on sugar in the 1970's to save a few hundred farming jobs in Lousiana. This caused the loss of over 50000 manufactureing jobs in the Candy industry, as well as the "New Coke" fiasco. The US pays about 5x the world market price for sugar. Its so bad that it is cheeper to import sweetened drinks from Mexico and distill the sugar out of them than buy the sugar(and this has been done even though it is illegal smuggling.) So our current congress has furthered the subsidy by giving money to sugar beet "farmers"(think corporations) in California in the last budget bill to fund our soldiers. When the corn grower industry(more big corporations) figured out they could make a sweetener they lobbied to continue the price subsidy for sugar. Of course the widespred usage of corn syrup happens to co-inside with the large increses in type II diabetese and obesity in this country. This price subsidy is also killing our efforts for ethanol fueled cars. Ahhh the joys of unintended consequenses. When will liberals learn that there will always be unintended consequences to government solutions to problems?

    1. Re:Sugar and corn syrup industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When will liberals learn that there will always be unintended consequences to government solutions to problems? Probably the same time the conservatives do, which is to say: never.
  104. And mine. by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your example. As a result, I was also inspired to submit my two cents.

    Let the candy producers sell whatever formulation of candy they wish (provided it is safe). But do not dilute widely established definitions to satisfying the marketing desires of large-scale mass producers. The less strigent the legal definition, the less useful the term is to the consumer, who will ultimately know less about what they're getting. The only reason for this proposed change is to allow manufacturers to pass off a inferior quality product while claiming it's the same quality as it has ever been. There's nothing stopping them from selling these products now, under different names and different terms. I don't see why the law should be changed.

  105. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think the point was that you wouldn't be able to get your glorious bull penis if they had their way.. why should they be able to regulate your recommended daily allowance of bull penis? =)

  106. Vegelate - Already applies to some EU chocolate by simon_c_heath · · Score: 1

    There's a lot of comments on this story about the superiority of European chocolate over US varieties, but it should be remembered that many EU countries already allow up to 5% vegetable fats to be used in chocolate (including Denmark, Ireland, Portugal, Sweden, Finland, and the United Kingdom according to wikipedia). This was the origin of a scare story in the UK more than 10 years ago (I'm too lazy to look up the exact date) when it was reported that the EU would require that UK chocolate be renamed 'vegelate'. This was never an official EU proposal, though maybe it should have been. I should say that the above list of countries are not those I would put at the top of a list of good chocolate producers... Simon

    1. Re:Vegelate - Already applies to some EU chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the EU did specify minimum levels of ingredients in European chocolate, 10 years ago the fat in a cheap Cadbury's bar was magoritarily Vegtable oil, now it's almost entirely Cocoa Butter.

  107. Chocolate is Slavery by istartedi · · Score: 1

    And henceforth, cheap fatty oil is "freedom".

    Good grief. I'm whole-heartedly with Guitard on this. Having recently been turned on to some of the less sweet chocolates (the kind that list their cocoa percentage), the last thing I would want to see is someone using this cheap grease and trying to pass it off as good chocolate.

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  108. Re:High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excelle by king-manic · · Score: 1

    It's like fruit juice. Nearly every brand and variety of fruit juice tastes pretty close. From Mango tropical blend to orange to grape to pommagranate juice. The only real standouts in apple juice because it is what they use to water down everything else so you can't water it down with anything cheaper and cranberry juice because it is so blantly over powering. Most juices only vaguely taste liek the fruit on the label. It's likely because they all debase their product with apple or orange juice to reduce cost. But it's silly how little variety there actually is out there for flavor.

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  109. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by rs79 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "95%"

    I'm not going to bother to ask for a cite as that number is clearly made up. Next time make it, like, 97.2% or something.

    The number is way off though. Before 1900 nearly all remedies were herbal; they've been in mankinds pharmacopia for about 7000 years according to recoded history and even chimps have been shown to know what roots and twigs to eat if they're sick.

    Got a sore throat of a cough? Eat a teaspoon of tobasco or any hot hot thing. The heat numbs the throat instantly and expectorates the crap in your lungs. Or you can get guffenesin in a white pill. Same thing. Guess where it came from?

    A Chinese remedy for "bad heart" is earthworm tea. Western medecine picked up on this a decade or so ago and calls it "Lumbrecin". It's still worms.

    Of course there are bullshit herbal remedies, but there's lots and lots that actually do something. So I'm calling bullshit on the "95%" number. I too can pull numbers out of my ass.

    You can't patent herbal remedies. Cogitate on that for a bit and understand big pharma pushes new drugs on doctors on a near daily basis. In fact if you look at the development of modern pharmocology you'll see that at the beginning of the 20th century we had mostly natural elixers and by the end these were gone in favour of "patent medecine" that now defines the western pharmocopia. To say most herbal cures won't work shows a remarkable lack of understanding of medecine. Many more work than do not. I don't know what the number is - but neither do you.

    The placebo effect is quite reproducable - a friend did his thesis on this and the cure rate for it is 2-5% for all diseases across the board including cancer. (red ones work the best, green the least) In my mind this explains obvious bullshit lie Bach flower remedies and homeopathy.

    But don't diss da 'erb, mon.

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  110. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Wow. Why all the anger and hatred at my opinion? I recommend Chamomile herbal tea to calm you down. Then you can take Ginkgo Biloba to strengthen your mind and form coherent sentences. And finally to get back into a good mood, a small bit of Peppermint should do the trick.

  111. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I bought some cocoa nibs (crushed roasted cocoa beans) to see what I could do with them (with the help of a good chocolate cookbook). Boil some cream with them, then drain the cream and whip it - oh my goodness, the best whipped cream you've ever tasted. And the nibs themselves aren't bad sauteed in oil or butter and tossed over vegetables. All alone they're not exactly something you'd eat by the handful, though. And for the record, anyone who eats 100% bars of chocolate is a bit mental, or maybe has no taste buds.

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  112. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by UncleFluffy · · Score: 1

    I absolutely stay away from the Big Corporate chocolate: Hershey's, Cadbery's, etc. It's all shit.

    I agree, but the Cadbury's that you get in the US is far far worse than the Cadbury's elsewhere. Take a look at the label and you'll see why - it's actually not made by Cadbury's, but by Hershey's under license. Get a bar somewhere else and it's almost tolerable. (As milk chocolate goes, anyway).

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  113. Final Warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can mix dandelions and dog spit in a jar and sell it as a cure for baldness and impotence as long as you put a tiny thing on the bottom of the screen that says it's not intended to treat or diagnose anything.

    To Whom It May Concern:

    We represent Grandma Daisy's Old Fashion Baldness and Manliness Cure. It has come to our attention that you have posted certain ingredients that are protected as a Trade Secret and by certain provisions of the DMCA. We believe you have willfully infringed our client's rights under 17 U.S.C. Section 101 et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $150,000 as set forth in Section 504(c)(2) therein.

    We demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies, including electronic copies, of same, that you deliver to us, if applicable, all unused, undistributed copies of same, or destroy such copies immediately and that you desist from this or any other infringement of our client's rights in the future.

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  114. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by BlueItalian · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points, they would be yours.

    The reason herbal drugs aren't classified as true "drugs" is because nobody's done double-blind studies to prove their efficacy. If they did, then you'd KNOW these herbal treatments were crap, instead of just suspecting it. Wait a minute, herbal treatments are well known and used by traditional medicine, maybe they're just not popular in the us, but very popular in the rest of the world. If you think about it, there's nothing strange about it. The strongest poisons are produced by plants and animals, every plant has some kind of medical effect that can be exploited in the form of infusion, application or oil. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbalism Don't confuse true herbalism with the new age crap or homeopathic treatments, those are really worth nothing.
  115. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    Well, you do know that a lot of these supplements, herbs, and juices contain the same active chemicals as prescription drugs, but since they're not regulated like prescription drugs, people are killing themselves with them, right?

    Oh yeah, 2000 year old medicine can't be wrong. (Here's a hint: it's just as wrong as 2000 year old religion)

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  116. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Copid · · Score: 1

    Seriously, the FDA is Attempting to Regulate Supplements, Herbs and Juices as "Drugs". This is very important. The Big Pharmaceutical corporations have been trying to get natural medicine banned for years. Instead of taking herbs, vitamins, minerals, and other natural and very inexpensive remedies, Big Pharma wants to drug everyone. Medical costs are already skyrocketing here in the US - we should have the freedom to choose whatever kind of treatment we want, not be forced into one choice: corporate drugs.
    That's because those things are drugs. They're simply unregulated and largely untested drugs right now. Why people think that this is a good thing is beyond me. There are plenty of folk remedies that have been used "forever" that, when tested under a proper double-blind test regime, mystically lose their power to heal (read: they DON'T WORK). The bottom line is that regulating the drug industry gives us medicines that demonstrably work and are reasonably unlikely to have surprising and dangerous side effects. Compare that to the pre-FDA medical world and you'll see why they're out there.
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  117. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by 246o1 · · Score: 1

    Being a smug chocolate lover doesn't endear you to me, but I offer this explanation of how I came to like darker beers, which perhaps you could offer in the future as a more sympathetic and less-assholey-sounding reason that you started trying bitterer and bitterer chocolates.

    When I first had beer, I tried both Guinness stout and some crappy American mainstream beers, neither of which did anything for me. Then I found beers I liked, like Kirin, and in the course of events, tried out some other beers. I noticed that as I expanded my palate, my tastes changed. I got more accustomed to the bitter flavor, and came to like it. Thus, naturally, I began to avoid the lighter beers in favor of bitterer ones, until I finally realized that I liked Guinness. Tastes change naturally, people don't necessarily just drink dark, bitter beers as a means of expressing their elitism (as you may have meant to imply).

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  118. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by ChrisMaple · · Score: 2, Insightful
    There have been lots of double-blind studies of herbals; you need to expand your reading.

    The reason they aren't regulated as drugs is historical and political. Many were "grandfathered" in as GRAS when early laws such as the Pure Food and Drug Act were passed. When the FDA attempts to regulate them, the manufacturers can point to the law and scream to their congressmen that the FDA is breaking the law -- which it is.

    Of course, not all herbals work as claimed. There is no shortage of crooks pushing bogus cures or impure formulae, and they're going to congregate where legal oversight is the weakest.

    Some examples of herbs that work are too obvious to be successfully denied. Willow bark contains salicylates, providing the same mechanism for pain relief that the chemically related aspirin provides. Peppermint relieves indigestion. Foxglove provides digitalis, a heart medicine.

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  119. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, somewhat true, and also totally wrong.... I love my ethnobotany. I love finding alkaloids that do new and interesting things, and not just to someones brain. I have a lot of things wrong with me, and the pain management pills cause some nasty side effects. Namely ED. Now I'm 20, so my doctor quite plainly said he canot give my anything for my condition, because the FDA would be on his ass. So I now purify Icariin from Epimedium, which doesn't work as well as cialis but still bloody hell works...

    And ginger tea works very well on my nausia and my virtigo when I travel.

    I also take an asprin for my headachs, I get morphine when I get surgery done, and...

    you get the point. Now, I love big pharm for doing the gruntwork in finding something safe. I dislike how the FDA don't make more things over the counter. Sure, some moron could die, but I could wash a bottle of asprin down with a bottle of Vodka. Or drink draincleaner. Or the like. I want the walmart effect on my meds damn-it... Hell, I remember being able to by codeine over the counter for my migranes...

  120. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    But the question is, what constitutes an overdose. I know for a fact that you can take up to 10 grams of vitamin C and nothing goes wrong. That's like, 20 "normal" pills (normal vit C pill seems to be 500mg in my experience).

    But an overdose of perscription drugs? Hmmm.

    Or, let's say this. You can take 3 grams of vitamin C, every day, for the rest of your life. Ever tried taking morphine for the rest of your life? Might not be a good idea. Most doctors won't let you do that.

  121. so more garbage in our systems by goga_russian · · Score: 0

    more and more chemicals... hope you got a great health plan. but hey sit and bitch here, yet your gonna buy some of that pepsi/cocke whatever, taht fake juice and female-hormone meat (how do you like your man tits :) you think not? how can every single nationality in US having these health problems, weird allergies... i thought i was not a health nut, but turns out MY health is worth more than few extra bux for real milk, real juice or at least you get to see the fruit itself... economically its is better to feed the working bees garbage so the food is just enough to get them through the /workign age/ after that count how many illenees u'll have. wish i knew more aboutt he real contents of everything.

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  122. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by ricree · · Score: 1

    People are responding strongly to this because your attitude is the sort of thing that allows people to scam money out of people with all sorts of bogus "natural remedies". Herbs and other various natural remedies are drugs, plain and simple. The only difference is that herbs and other supplements aren't given in a controlled dosage and aren't safety tested even remotely as carefully as drugs that require FDA approval.

  123. Re:Vegetable frickin' oil by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

    You've made a good case against business interests on this issue, but let's not ignore the role of various "public interest" advocates. One specific example: back in the early-mid '90s (IIRC), some rich guy had a heart attack, and after he recovered decided to devote some effort to getting companies to remove coconut oil, one of the good natural oils on your list, from all products. This ticked me off when they reformulated a favorite guilty pleasure of mine: Pepperidge Farm Bordeaux cookies. Since then, they've never tasted the same. And now you're telling me they're even less healthy for me than they were?? The bastards!

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  124. You're both right! by Socguy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hello, I couldn't help but spot this argument and decided to throw my two cents in.

    Firstly you are correct when you say that the world before modern medicine was a pretty shi**y place. Almost anything could kill you, like, say a broken leg which could leads to loss of blood or infection. Brain trauma, giving birth was a particularly dangerous undertaking, and a chariot accident was no picnic either. Anything like that happens to me and or someone I care about and you'll see me taking them to the hospital without delay. Western Medicine simply has no equal at this kind of thing.

    On the other side of the coin, we are living FAR longer than we ever did in the past (due mainly to proper nutrition and sanitation!) and Western Medicine has a far poorer track-record dealing with the new diseases of the affluent world; Cancers, arthritis, diabetes, joint deterioration and so on (you're getting old!). So our society is re-examining what it means to be healthy. Back in the day, the absence of disease or obvious injury was enough, now health is something that can be achieved to a greater or lesser degree. This means that no matter how healthy you are now, you can always strive to better your condition. (Stop eating all those fatty foods!) The UN now defines health something like this: The complete physical, mental, social, spiritual and (something-else-I-can't-pull-off-the-top-of-my-hea d-this-instant, Google it if you actually care) state of well being. This is where the more 'traditional' medicines are making a strong comeback along with new ideas of how to live healthy. Cheers, Socguy.

    1. Re:You're both right! by Moridineas · · Score: 0

      I have to say, that's a really interesting take on the situation, and to be honest, I had never thought of it at all like that. Huh, interesting...

    2. Re:You're both right! by Socguy · · Score: 1

      Thanks, good to know I didn't waste all that money in school for nothing ;)

  125. Dog spit and dandelions by FormOfActionBanana · · Score: 1

    I use dog saliva with dandelions, and my erection lasts for DAYS.

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  126. Guittard's Rock and Hard Place? by BradNelson · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else notice that Guittard, while being the leading opponent of this, is also a member of the chocolate makers organization that is promoting it? I wonder how this affects their relationship with the organization.

  127. Re:lexus by modecx · · Score: 1

    Well, IMO, that is exactly what they are.

    That used to be my opinion, but they've since started actually making cars, well, different, with different engines and not just different trim, and stuff.

    I still scowl at Lexus drivers, though, bunch of jerk-asses that group.

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  128. Definitions Are Definitions For A Reason..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    If you keep changing the definition of 'Chocolate', then why bother defining it at all? You need to stop letting trade groups bastardize food label types (e.g. 'chocolate' vs. 'chocolate flavored' just so they can save a few bucks. If they want to change the formula, then they should call it something else. Period

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  129. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up.

  130. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    But the question is, what constitutes an overdose

    The simple answer, I think, would be the level at which something starts having negative+unintended consequences. Thus as you say with Vitamin C, our bodies can deal with it perfectly fine, so we can't overdose on Vitamin C (well, I assume we CAN at some huge level, but that's being somewhat pedantic). As I posted early, you might not want to do that with Vitamin A...

    but really, I'm not sure about your greater premise--morphine is "natural" too--e.g., it's found in opium. So it's not like it's some synthetic drug from corporations..

  131. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by brer_rabbit · · Score: 1

    Likewise, Peter's Chocolate is an excellent chocolate. It too is owned by a conglomerate. But the chocolate is still excellent, especially if you taste what can be produced using such chocolate. I worked at Boehm's for about 3 years, I've never since tasted such exquisite chocolate.

  132. Dallas Food article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One of the best investigative journalism pieces I've ever read, and a nice look into the world of gourmet chocolate.

    http://www.dallasfood.org/modules.php?name=News&fi le=article&sid=78

  133. Hydrogenated oil nonsense by hankwang · · Score: 3, Informative

    It doesn't go off because it is not bio-degradeable. If it is not biodegradable [...] most natural oils such as peanut, olive and coconut/palm oil are not produced in the US [...] fuse hydrogen molecules to the receptors that would normally fuse with the oxygen.

    The first statement is blatantly incorrect, the second is not relevant, and the third is clearly written by someone with no clue about chemistry. Hydrogenation has the purpose of transforming liquid oils containing unsaturated bonds, such as the peanut oil, into fats that are solid at room temperature (i.e. saturated fats). Saturated fats, which are completely natural, don't have any unsaturated bonds that can be oxidized either. A side effect of hydrogenation is that some unsaturated trans bonds are formed. How about reading a source with less bias and more scientific references? Trans fats on wikipedia:

    • Increased risk for coronary heart diseases: yes.
    • Cancer: no scientific consensus.
    • Diabetes: no scientific consensus.
    • Overweight (compared to other fats): no scientific consensus.
    No scientific consensus tends to mean that there are one or two studies that show a very small effect and other studies that don't show any effect at all. Even if such na effect exists, it is likely not significant compared to other health risks many people are taking (lack of exercise, smoking, breathing polluted air, to name a few).
    1. Re:Hydrogenated oil nonsense by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "The first statement is blatantly incorrect,"

      So you say, but you offer no contrary evidence.

      "the second is not relevant,"

      It most certainly is. When in doubt you should always follow the money.

      As for the third, you are right, I am not an industrial chemist. However, I'm not sure a wikipedia article is entirely credible either. As for scientific consensus, the same was said for many years in the tobacco wars. We all now know that the big money was lying through their collective teeth the entire time. I'm confident that due course we will all discover that things are no different here.

      http://www.drz.org/asp/nl/NL_Hydrogenated_Oils_10. 10.05.htm
      "Crisco made their first shortening through hydrogenation in 1911 ( What Not to Eat, Ron Lagerquist and Tom McGregor ). In the 1930s scientists at Dupont used the hydrogenation process to create margarine . Since then these hydrogenated products have infiltrated a large portion of our food. According to Tim O'Shea, DC "... genetically modified hydrogenated soybean oil (is) now present in over 60 percent of food items on the shelves of American supermarkets." ( Dr. Tim O'Shea )

      Hydrogenation of oils is achieved by bubbling hydrogen through the oil in the presence of a metal catalyst, such as nickel, platinum, aluminum, at 248 to 410 degrees Fahrenheit ( Fats that Heal, Fats that Kill, Udo Erasmus ). Remnants of these metals stay in the finished product and are consumed. This can lead to an increased load of heavy metals in the body .

      All of the natural enzymes in the oil are destroyed, making for an almost unlimited shelf life . Eating hydrogenated oils is very similar to eating plastic. In addition, the high temperature and hydrogenation mutates the molecules' configuration and it thus becomes a trans (formed)-fatty acid. "A very slight change -- the rotation of the molecule around a double bond -- twists a fatty acid from its natural cis-configuration into an unnatural trans-configuration, creating a trans-fatty acid." (Fats that Heal, Fats that Kill, Udo Erasmus) This changes the fatty acids properties and the way they affect our bodies. The body does not recognize that these molecules are mutated and uses them as if they were normal essential fatty acids.

      However, the trans-fatty acid cannot perform the function of the essential fatty acid. This causes a short circuit in the electrical flow that controls the heartbeat, nerve functions, cell division and mental balance. They create free radicals that are linked to cancer and they increase the blood cholesterol levels . Because of this, and the metal ( nickel, aluminum) remnants, hydrogenated oils are a major contributor to cancer, heart disease, immune system dysfunction, osteoporosis, depression, chronic fatigue, Alzheimers, and neurological diseases . It has been estimated that over 200 million have died prematurely because of the trans-fatty acids in oils ( What Not to Eat, Ron Lagerquist and Tom McGregor) .

      Some examples of where you find hydrogenated oils are baked products (breads, cakes, muffins, etc.), salad dressings, soups, potato chips, mayonnaise, cheese spreads, peanut butter, cake and biscuit mixes. Raisins are sometimes coated with it. You will find them in most processed foods.

      Herbert Dutton, one of the oldest oil chemists in North America said: "If the hydrogenation process were discovered today, it probably could not be adopted by the oil industry." ( Fat that Heal, Fats that Kill, Udo Eramus) It is clear that we should avoid hydrogenated oil whenever possible.

      Develop a strategy of shopping and cooking that is not based on processed foods. Read labels on all products before you buy (bring your magnifying glass to the grocery if you need to). Be sure to check your bread labels, or bake your own. Use less carbohydrates and use more vegetables and protein in your diet. When cooking or baking with fats and oils use only butter and cold pressed extra virgin olive oil . It is also recommended not to cook with oils at high temperature. The best choice for frying is butter as it contains little essential fatty acids that would be transformed by the heat of frying.

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    2. Re:Hydrogenated oil nonsense by hankwang · · Score: 1

      you offer no contrary evidence.

      you've had plenty of other responses.

      It most certainly is [relevant]. When in doubt you should always follow the money.

      Hydrogenation converts liquid fats (i.e., oil) into solid fats, which is more convenient for putting on top of your bread and for things that have to be sold in a dry and crunchy state. Moreover, it allows you to say it's "vegetable fat" on the food label, which seems to sound better than "animal fat". Also, saturated fats are much less prone to oxidation than unsaturated ones, which indeed increases the shelf life. But that does not have to do with the hydrogenation per se.

      the same [no consensus] was said for many years in the tobacco wars.

      That's no reason to see conspiracy theories everywhere. (Just like the fact that <insert famous scientist here> was not believed in his time doesn't imply that any crackpot has a brilliant theory). Any controversial topic on Wikipedia will attract editors that will defend both sides of the argument endlessly until a way of stating the facts is found that more or less satisfies both sides. This is in contrary to authors that write books titled "What not to eat" or "Fats that Heal, Fats that Kill" that can basically rant on with any one-sided view, cherry-picking studies that support their view and ignoring studies that don't.

      Anyway, nobody is denying that trans fats are unhealthy because of their effect on cardiovascular diseases. But you should not state as a proven fact that it causes cancer, diabetes and whatnot when that is still subject of controversy.

    3. Re:Hydrogenated oil nonsense by sjames · · Score: 1

      Given the prevalance of coronary heart disease in the U.S., that documented health effect is more than enough reason to damn food producers that continue to include trans fats in their products now that we know. Alas, we won't see much corrective action there until coronary bypass patients band together for a multi-billion dollar class action suit (no doubt the end result will be a few rich lawyers and a bunch of coupons for free margerine).

      The obesity problem is probably from the latest nutritional fad of low fat but high sugar foods. The sugar is added to compensate for the fact that otherwise, removing the fat from foods makes them taste like cardboard. It turns out that fats help to trigger a sense of fullness and sugars don't.

    4. Re:Hydrogenated oil nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "when that is still subject of controversy."

      A subject of controversy? Don't make me laugh, that is easy to create. Heck, there is a lot of 'controversy' on the environment. Why, you think, that is the case? There too you only have to follow the money to gain a few pretty accurate impressions. Same with tobacco industry. A lot of of 'controversy', so keep smoking!

      Here too. You don't have to be a bright scientist to understand such. We're now on the stage of "yes it is unhealthy, but only for X we don't know about Y or Z yet". You know that too, you're just not telling it yet. If you look at the tobacco industry, it went the same here, and their purpose was to lag the (inevetable) change. Ofcourse they fought back. And FYI I am from NL too, and know a lot about the lobbies by that industry in NL with the government of e.g. Lubbers.

      Now if we just add 500% tax to electricity and put that money into saving the environment we will see 3 interesting things happening: 1) self-sustaining power such as hydrogen and solar suddenly become more attractive, probably more popular 2) less power usage in general 3) when the power usage is high this money can be put into something useful. I'm just mentioned one scheme for this, there are probably far better ones and high tax on cigarettes and alcohol and gas haven't lowered popularity yet but its a matter of what you do with the tax money as well.

      You science cult people really crack me up (especially because you referred to Wikipedia as being scientific). I wonder if you know where the word science is derived from? Have you actually read that Udo Erasmus book you claim is 'one-sided'? The title does not sound like such and the book is on my list as it was recommended by my wife so no, I personally have not read it yet although I've read a lot of other books related to health in general which also covered this topic.

    5. Re:Hydrogenated oil nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, actually regarding taste I've started to roast/bake my potatoes in coconut oil (and palm oil) instead of olive oil (extra virgin or not). The result is quite interesting: they taste a lot better. With a lot I really do mean a lot! So I now wonder what the effect on other foods might be such as chocolate. There has been a trend that saturated foods are bad and unsaturated foods are good -- which is BS yet my governments propaganda site Voedingscentrum.nl claims to be "honest about nutrition", back up their claims with so-called (pseudo) scientific evidence, but are far from balanced. I haven't read about hydrogeneted oils on their website either.

  134. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    The multi-billion dollar "Big Pharmaceutical corporations" are evil, lying and care for nothing but profit, whereas the multi-billion dollar "alternative medicines" industry is love, truth and fluffy bunnies?
    I don't think the GP meant that. He was advocating choice and competition in what would otherwise be a monopoly.

    Don't ban the 'remedies' - but do ban the lies and unsupported wishful-thinking published about them.
    Of course. Why didn't I think of that? We can just ban lies and unsupported wishful thinking! It is so simple!
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  135. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by SpecialAgentXXX · · Score: 1

    Dude, we're talking about chocolate. I think you're reading too much into my comment if you think I'm coming across as elite and assholely because I like >= 70% cacao chocolate compared to the shit American corporations put out. Everyone around the world agrees cheap, American chocolate is shit. I've tried chocolates from across Europe in my travels, including some made by Monks in a monastery (Montserrat Chocolate). Some were milk chocolate but without any sugar. Again, a different taste. All of the non-US chocolate I've had were tasteful, smooth, and creamy. By comparison, the cheap US chocolate was... "sticky" for lack of a better word. So if being a connoisseur of chocolate makes me a snob, then so be it.

  136. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And who is arguing against choice or competition? Regulate herbal supplements and let them compete with other drugs on an even ground.

  137. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    But my point was, with a given drug that has cautions about side-effects, those side-effects come with normal doses for extended periods of time, or overdosing at one time. If you take a normal dose of Tylenol for a long time, your liver starts to dislike you... and by "normal" dose, I mean a dose that is necessary to reap any of the benefits from it.

    But with something like vitmins or minerals, those are things that the body NEEDS and that we are usually deficient in, so taking "normal" doses for extended periods of time (e.g., your whole life) has no adverse effects.

    Tylenol, however, is not a deficiency. I don't get sick because I am deficient in drugs, medication, etc. I don't get a cold because I haven't had enough . I get sick because my immune system was down, and quite possibly because I'm deficient in something that my body needs (and most everyone, due to a variety of agricultural problems and simple eating habits, is deficient in a lot of things. How many average Americans do you know get fat because they eat too much spinach...)

  138. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by bogjobber · · Score: 1

    What do you recommend for my (hypothetical) cancer? St. John's Wort?

    Willful ignorance offends me. Someone who asserts his opinion as fact using fallacious arguments angers me. Someone who does so to attack science and reason makes me violently angry.


    "Every man has a right to his opinion. No man has a right to be wrong in his facts." - Bernard Baruch

  139. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by ocelotbob · · Score: 2, Informative

    Again, you are missing the point. Herbal remedies have not been scientifically tested. We don't know which of these remedies are good, which are bad for you, etc. Side effects don't need labelled, in short, we don't know which remedies are worth truly exploring. Classifying them as drugs just means that the same testing and quality assurance guarantees that exist for pharmaceuticals exist for herbal medicines. You want equality, but you're not going to get it by keeping herbs untested and unproven.

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  140. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    On the otherhand as a counter example, many people take an aspirin--or part of an aspirin--every day for good health reasons. Aspirin doesn't meet your natural definition, yet can be beneficiary on a daily basis. Likewise, there are plenty of natural things that if you consume on a daily basis, can do long term harm. I really don't think you can generalize like you are on this topic. I've even read some speculation that taking things like multivitamins don't really help us that much--that is, if you eat pretty well to begin with (ie, no HUGE deficiencies, which with modern diets we're not likely to have--think scurvy etc, 3rd world food deficiencies, etc) a multivitamin isn't going to do much.

    I'm not at all sure that I agree with your assertion that people only get sick because we are lacking some vitamin or mineral or such.. I've actually read blog posts about this at a very interesting blog I read off and on at In the Pipeline, in which there is some debunking of that theory. (I can't claim to follow a lot of his posts, too technical..)

    I'm still really not sure of the point of discussion though? Things have side effects? So what, this is known.. As we talked about earlier, vitamins can have side effects too. Like you even said earlier, no doctor is going to prescribe daily massive amounts of morphine to a patient for life. On the other hand, morphine--or similar painkillers--can be enormously beneficial in the right doses, at the right time. What's the problem with things possibly having negative side effects?

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  142. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

    It's not tolerable in NZ. I don't know who makes it here, but New Zealand Cadbury's is absolute crap. I'd much rather eat Hershey's.

  143. Pastry was a food preserving process by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    In the deep dark days before butylated hydroxytoululene and butylated hydroxyanisole (may have mispelled that, apologies to the ghost of Doc Smith) or that Napoleonic military invention known as "The Can", foods, especially cooked foods, were wrapped in pastry and baked to preserve them. You just have to go the hard l^Hyards to find something good to put in them. Apples and pears were routinely wrapped in pastry just to keep the bugs out. Cooked lamb and rosemary pies, for example, will generally safely last a week unrefrigerated if properly prepared, without modern antioxidants such as BHA & BHT et.al. (Thank you Master Del, they were delicious).

    Salt and pepper were the other major preservatives in the middle ages, with the latter being ungodly expensive and the source of much of the Italian city-states' prosperity. There was this guy, once, named Colombo or some such who had an idea for getting the pepper cheaply, but that didn't work out so well. Twinkies make you glow in the dark and make you want to shoot Mayors of Major Cities. God bless Vespucciland!

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  144. Doesn't make it that much worse. by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    What Americans consider chocolate (Hersheys*cough*) isn't made much worse by this. How much worse can sugar-coated sandpaper get ? And the stuff is way to expensive, too.

    Even the crappiest chocolate over here in Europe beats that stuff senseless as far as price and quality goes. Major brand chocolate is still cheaper and in a totally different league as far a quality goes.

  145. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

    I've even read some speculation that taking things like multivitamins don't really help us that much
    They actually don't tend to have a lot of vitamins, depending on which ones you take (e.g., 500mg of C is good, I'm sure, but not a whole lot).

    Referring to modern diets, I don't think we actually do get enough, as a rule. Heart attacks at age 40? Something is wrong. Heart attacks don't come from a deficiency in aspirin or alcohol.

    I don't think we only get sick because of deficiencies in vitamins and minerals... but I think we'd all agree that our immune systems are constantly fighting bacterial infections and viruses, and it's when our immune system isn't strong enough to fight something that it "wins," so to speak, right? This is the premise for homeopathic cancer treatments and such, which seem to have some amount of success - and which tend to be looked down upon by radiation/chemo docs.

    Vitamins can have side effects, yes. My entire point, though, was that vitamins and minerals are not harmful in the same way drugs are. You don't get addicted to C. It's hard to overdose on C. It's not hard to overdose on some random drug, and it's not hard to get addicted to a lot of drugs, either. There are entirely different things going on here... the liver has to treat alcohol, for example, as a toxin. The liver doesn't have to treat C as a toxin, because it isn't one.

  146. American beer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is like making love in a canoe - f***ing close to water!

  147. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    I would tend to think heart attacks come from sedentary lifestyles and fats rather than a lack of vitamins..

    With regards to cancer--if it works, it works. I'm not convinced on the merits on homeopathic / chemo--I think few would argue that chemo is a fun thing to go through, and i think everyone wishes we had BETTER ways to fight cancer, but like I said, I'm not convinced.

    And though I've said it before, while you're absolutely right about Vitamin C, the liver DOES have to treat vitamin A that way, and that's why too much vitamin A can cause liver damage.

    I think at this point though, we're basically just flogging the same (dead) horses ;-) I don't think I particularly have anything new or interesting to add to this conversation anymore.. I think I'll go take my nightly multivitamin though ;-)

  148. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Eivind · · Score: 1
    Chinese medicine (herbs, acupuncture, etc.) has been around for thousands of years. People have been curing themselves long before Big Pharma pushed all of their drugs on us.

    And for thousands of years:

    • Life-expectancy hovered in the 30-45 region.
    • 20% of all women died in childbirth.
    • 30% of all children died before they turned 5.
    • People died like flies from diseases which are trivially cured today.

    Seriously. There's *NO* law against "natural medicine", what there is is laws that say for something to be sold as a medicine it needs to a) demonstrate that it is unharmful and b) demonstrate, in a proper double-blind study that it actually has the claimed effect.

    That's it. Any treatment that can manage this deserves to be called medicine, any which can't, doesn't.

    What's your alternative ? Let's let anyone sell anything as medicine, and leave to guesswork what works and what doesn't ?

    Modern medicine has achieved MUCH more in the last 100 years than traditional chinese medicine has in several thousand years. And it's done so by insisting on verifiable, tested, properties rather than random guesswork.

  149. cheese by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
    Although you are right about there being good cheese made in the US (I am partial to cheddars made in Ca, and Wi).. no matter how you slice it (pun kinda intended) there is no good "American cheese".. period, end of story. That anyone decided that that crap should be called "American cheese" is a damn shame, and blight on the reputation of cheese makers in the US.. I'm sure the roots of that substance, "called" cheese could be traced, and somebody is responsible for naming it that...

    Those shameful marketing bastards...

    And no one... NO ONE.. no matter how patriotic.. or even just a devils advocate, looking for mod points, is going to defend American cheese. That's how good it is.

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    1. Re:cheese by zombie_striptease · · Score: 1

      True that. "American cheese" == bland crappy cheddar. I don't know what people were thinking.

      As for fantastic cheeses made in America, though, I'm a few hours' drive from the place that makes the best bleu cheese in the world . I remember when they first got that distinction a few years back. Oh, the French competitors were pissed. Unfortunately, it's also so sought after that I still haven't tasted it, regardless of how close I am.

  150. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not just a chocolate elitist thing -- that same attitude is found everywhere.

    Like, some guitar-playing friends say "metal is too easy to play" (not that I've heard most play some decently). Like I care. I like it because it sounds good, not because it's hard to play!

    Or like those "audiophiles" with their tube amps (and how such valve sounds wayyy better!), vinyl, and all that (what they love is seemingly the distortion caused by it, not so much the music). Plain old Audio CDs with a simple yet decent AB2 class (push pull)/MOSFET amp with *good* speakers sound great.

    I'm all for good chocolate (I dig the 70%, Lindt, etc), but I still hate all these elitist pricks.

    Next thing you know, we're all supposed to love "fine foods" like caviar, raw meat with raw eggs (steak tartare), raw fish (most sushi) and god knows what else. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll just stick to whatever these elitists call crap.

  151. How about... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    We stop trashing the environments where cocoa naturally grows? Chocolate is basically an endangered species due to South American deforestation (Cocoa beans grow primarily in cool, shady settings, and rampant deforestation has also given a foothold to various diseases that cocoa beans are susceptable to). Lets try keeping chocolate sources alive, instead of coming up with new definitions for it?

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  152. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by penthouseplayah · · Score: 1

    A Chinese remedy for "bad heart" is earthworm tea. Western medecine picked up on this a decade or so ago and calls it "Lumbrecin". It's still worms. IAAD.
    Yeah, and digitalis, and aspirin and morphine etc. are also from herbs. The diffence is that modern medicine only have a very good understanding of what specific molecule works, how it works and how it is to be used, in what doses, what time of day, how long after symptoms have subsided etc. Herbal medicin as used by "Healers" "Chinese doctors" are used indiscriminantly to cure every disease not knowing whether it works or not, it is a money machine that should be shut down. At most people buy a false hope and get no side effects.

    There are quite a few logical failures to fall into when alternative healers use empirical evidence:
    1) People usually search help at the height of their disease, thus with or without any treatment the diseasy goes away, but the therapist thinks it is he who cured the client (patient is when someone sees a doctor)
    2) People (including excelent doctors) are likely to dismiss negative empirical evidence and overrate positive evidence.

    If these herbs are so great, why on earth, aren't they registered as drugs. In Denmark the cheapest effective drug is used and, if a cheap herb drug (such as aspirin) is as usefull, in the specific condition, as an expensive one (such as clopidogrel), the cheaper one is used and the pharmaceutical company making that one makes money. Sometimes the effective molecule is more expensive to refine, than to synthesize it chemically.
  153. Way too Late... by tempest69 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Unfortunatly, that peanut butter has been changed too. Peanut oil is expensive, so it is removed from peanut butter and replaced with soy/corn/canola/motor oil (oops motor oil is too expensive.)

    so try and replace peanut butter with Peanut-Vegetable Margarine and then try to stomach it..double points if both use olestra.

    Storm

    1. Re:Way too Late... by Damek · · Score: 1

      You people don't buy real peanut butter? Strange. I find it's at almost every good grocery store these days, not just the organic and natural foods ones. There's plenty of brands, even the big chain grocers usually stock at least one brand of real peanut butter.

    2. Re:Way too Late... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Peanut oil is expensive, so it is removed from peanut butter and replaced with soy/corn/canola/motor oil (oops motor oil is too expensive.)

      The other issue is that "natural" peanut butter tends to separate, and the convenience-oriented consumer doesn't like that.

    3. Re:Way too Late... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Only if you buy the low grade crap. In the peanut butter aisle right there next to the low grade flavored grease is the "organic" and "natural" versions. they have a flood of peanut oil sitting on the top and costs 2X the price of the other stuff.

      You get what you pay for. Which is why only the rich can eat healthy. The poor schmuks buy the $1.89 jar of simulated peanut grease with traces of real peanuts in it.

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    4. Re:Way too Late... by SupaYoda · · Score: 1

      The other issue is that "natural" peanut butter tends to separate, and the convenience-oriented consumer doesn't like that.

      Two solutions that I've found after years of buying the stuff:

      1. Mix it up really well, and then store in the fridge.

      2. Pour most of the oil off of the top. Stir in the rest. Store in the fridge.

      It all depends on the consistency you like for your peanut butter.

    5. Re:Way too Late... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Two solutions that I've found after years of buying the stuff:



      The solutions are well known, but they're soooooo inconvenient. The consumer might actually get some exercise trying to stir his peanut butter !


      Sadly, though, I have yet to find organic peanut butter here in Europe. The nonorganic stuff is available, but anything else isn't.

    6. Re:Way too Late... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      natural/organic peanut butter is available in the UK.
      Usually at helath food shops.
      They also make a big deal of there being no emulsfier (correct term?) so it does separate...

    7. Re:Way too Late... by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      We were buying the natural stuff with oil on top that is such a massive pain in the ass to stir up. Then we started buying real peanut butter... there’s a machine at the back of the store with a big hopper full of peanuts on top of it. You put your container underneath it and press the button until it’s full.

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    8. Re:Way too Late... by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to remove the oil? Just get some of it on the knife. It's delicious and juicy.

    9. Re:Way too Late... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but they started double-grinding the peanuts, because that makes for a mixture that will flow at a lower temperature (cheaper to produce). The result of all this tampering is that most commercial peanut butters now feel greasy and taste like shortening, and are only tolerable if kept in the fridge. Once an opened jar gets to room temp, it's never edible again -- stays soft and greasy forever.

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    10. Re:Way too Late... by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ick. I just pour it off, rinse and repeat til there's no free oil left. Then again, I like my peanut butter dense enough that you have to slice it, rather than spread it.

      Best peanut butter I ever has was a jar of Skippy (back in the 1970s, before they fucked with the formula) that literally had to be sliced to get it out of the jar. Tasted WONDERFUL. Wish I knew where they went wrong, cuz I want more just like it. :)

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    11. Re:Way too Late... by Done+Scotus · · Score: 1

      I find that mixing up the oil & peanut butter works fine if you then get more exercise by tightening the cap and storing it upside down in the fridge.

  154. Food = DEATH. by crhylove · · Score: 1, Troll

    Find me a decent MAJOR wine label that doesn't say in bold "CONTAINS SULFIDES". And yes, I know wine naturally contains sulfides, but I don't think that the labeled bottles are indicating that.

    The quality of food and drink in the US has been going steadily down since, well since forever. There are more chemicals (MSG, Aspertame, Preservatives), cheap semi-toxic fillers (Any partially hydrogenated oil), and re-used byproducts in our food than there has ever been. The FDA is basically a rubber stamp for a few corporations who prey on the masses inability to find food sources that are anything but super convenient.

    Consequently, there has also been a rise in Cancer, in Obesity, in every type of human health problem that we know of.

    And consequently there is a huge movement and desire among consumers to have organic foods available.

    The sad reality of the situation is that THE NUMBERS ARE IN. And these corporations are quickly and efficiently KILLING US ALL. The FDA should already KNOW that, and should already ban pretty much every product on the shelves in favor of a healthy, more natural alternative. But we know longer live in a democracy, or maybe never did, so the FDA doesn't actually work for the American people anymore, but AGAINST us.

    If you see it any other way, I'm sorry, but you are a complete and utter moron with no knowledge about the topic.

    rhY

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    1. Re:Food = DEATH. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical /. response... make broad sweeping generic statements with words in caps every few statements but without a single link to prove their point. ...and then the group-thinkers jump in and mod him up for saying nothing, but saying it gusto.

      Please, just once, I would love to see what you mean, specifically, by "THE NUMBERS ARE IN." Really? What numbers? Who's numbers? Show us scientific studies and facts that ALL food is death. And I would love to know what you eat if food is death? Lemme guess, water is death as well? How about air... OMG we ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! (see, cap words are so much fun).

    2. Re:Food = DEATH. by ToLu+the+Happy+Furby · · Score: 2, Informative

      All wine contains naturally occurring sulfites. Almost (probably 99.5%+) every wine of any quality made anywhere in the world also contains added sulfites. In large part this is to kill unwanted ambient yeasts and bacteria that could either contaminate the wine or produce unwelcome fermentation characteristics. But even in wineries kept clean enough to avoid bacterial contamination, and where ambient yeasts are used instead of cultured ones, sulfites are still almost always added to the fermented wine. That's because a buffer of sulfites is necessary to react with free oxygen in the barrel/tank and in the bottle, plus whatever oxygen slowly seeps in through the cork (or other closure; stevlin screwcaps are less oxygen permeable but not completely impermeable). Otherwise the wine gets oxidized. And, in general, the naturally occurring sulfites are not enough, especially if the wine is going to be aged for any length of time. Indeed, the irony of people who ignorantly complain about the "added sulfites" indicating cheap or industrial wine is that the wines with the highest levels of added sulfites are generally the greatest wines in the world, as they are the ones intended to be aged potentially for decades.

      Now, there are a very few wines that do not contain added sulfites. Some are meant to be oxidized--primarily these are amontillado sherries; the only oxidized table wines I can think of are certain relatively obscure wines from the Jura region of France. Also, there is a burgeoning movement toward "natural" wines; the term is rather loosely defined, but is intended to go beyond organic and biodynamic wine-making, which refers only to the viniculture (that is, the farming), and also encompass a pure and "non-interventionist" approach to vinification as well. In general, "natural" wines are organically if not biodynamically grown, use ambient yeasts instead of cultivated yeasts (this is a big one), do not add sugar before fermentation to raise alcohol content, do not leach off excess alcohol, do not add or subtract acids, do not contain artificial additives to change color or taste, do not ferment or age with oak chips or dust or staves, do not add lab-synthesized tannins to round out their tannin profile, and do not undergo a process known as micro-oxygenation in which very tiny amounts of oxygen are pumped through wine to speed up the aging process and mimic the slow exposure to oxygen that leaks into the oak barrels in which many expensive wines are aged. (Yes, all of these techniques, and more, are very commonly used in the making of wine from all quality levels.) They typically do not add sulfites before fermentation (it would kill the natural yeasts). Some of them eschew the use of artificial temperature controls during vinification--they ferment at whatever temperature it is outside.

      And some of them, very few, do not add sulfites after fermentation to preserve their wines. They are hoping that very careful vinification will protect their wine from bacterial contamination, and the proper preservative balance of alcohol, acidity and tannin will allow their wine to last a few years without oxidizing; they believe the lack of sulfites gives their wines a freshness and purity that is missing from other wines. (Note that this approach is pretty much only possible with dry red wines--dry so that ambient yeasts would not cause refermentation, and red because tannin is needed to stave off oxidation.)

      As for the notion some people that the sulfites in wine give them a headache, this is poppycock. Almost always these people complain about red wines, while in fact whites have higher levels of sulfites, because they don't have tannins (which are also preservatives). Perhaps these people are reacting to something else in red wine (like tannin, or other anti-oxidants which are more prevalent in reds), or perhaps it's just psychosomatic. (Apparently studies have confirmed that Red Wine Headache really does exist in certain people, although the cause is not yet known. Additionally, some p

    3. Re:Food = DEATH. by fishdan · · Score: 1

      Firstly, if you're trying to say that food should not be dangerous, why are you assigning death into food? I made a coding funny! You wrote Food = DEATH instead of food == DEATH. HA! Ho... hum... Probably shoulda kept that myself...

      But more seriously, you have to be SO rich to say FOOD==DEATH. It's ridiculous. Please watch the episode of Penn and Teller's Bullshit entitled "Eat This."

      ...The quality of food and drink in the US has been going steadily down since, well since forever. There are more chemicals (MSG, Aspertame, Preservatives), cheap semi-toxic fillers (Any partially hydrogenated oil), and re-used byproducts in our food than there has ever been. The FDA is basically a rubber stamp for a few corporations who prey on the masses inability to find food sources that are anything but super convenient...

      And yet lifespan keeps going up! Which seems so contrary to us eating more and more POISON Your anti-government chanting might play well here on /. but your anti-science stance will not. If it weren't for agricultural science, GM crops and preservatives, the earth would not be supporting 6.5 Billion.

      Do I approve of standards in food control? Of course. Do I think that there is a potential threat in the food supply? Surely. Do I think your hyperbole HURTS the cause? yes. When you say food == DEATH, you come across as a well fed jerk who doesn't care. In the Asian, African and Latin American countries, well over 500 million people are living in what the World Bank has called "absolute poverty", and every year 15 million children die of hunger..

      Where this gets sad is when anti-science, anti-progress nuts have convinced countries which have FAMINES that the GM food that Americans eat EVERY DAY will poison their people and ruin their crops. When you convince starving people to refuse food that causes the starvation death of MILLIONS -- how evil is that?

      You say FOOD = DEATH?

      Just the opposite is true my rich friend. No food == DEATH. Food == life

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    4. Re:Food = DEATH. by crhylove · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey one reasonable response out of 3. Not bad by /. standards.

      "And some of them, very few, do not add sulfites after fermentation to preserve their wines. They are hoping that very careful vinification will protect their wine from bacterial contamination, and the proper preservative balance of alcohol, acidity and tannin will allow their wine to last a few years without oxidizing; they believe the lack of sulfites gives their wines a freshness and purity that is missing from other wines. (Note that this approach is pretty much only possible with dry red wines--dry so that ambient yeasts would not cause refermentation, and red because tannin is needed to stave off oxidation.)....."

      was exactly what I was talking about. A friend of mine was fired from a vineyard for exposing exactly this practice. Sulfites are primarily added to lesser wines. So, though you are far more informed than I am on this topic, my original point seems to be corroborated by the facts, even as you present them. A truly good wine would not add them because it would be made in a clean environment avoiding bacteria.

      As for white wine: Who actually drinks that noxious crap?

      Heart disease, cancer, and obesity are on the rise, or already at all time highs. Last I checked those were three of the main killers in this country.

      For those other critics who wanted some numbers:

      American Heart Association estimates for the year 2004 that 79,400,000 Americans have one or more forms of cardiovascular disease (CVD). So 80 million of 300 million of us have heart disease. That's about a quarter of us, or one in four.

      From a Harvard study: Obesity is one of the leading causes of morbidity and mortality, causing some 2.6 million deaths worldwide each year.....In 2002, the corrected prevalence of obesity in the U.S. population was 28.7% for adult men and 34.5% for adult women, more than 50% higher than previously estimated. So one in three of us is obese and will die sooner (probably) as a result of that.

      From the Cancer cure foundation: Over much of the 1990s, deaths from cancer declined slightly in the US, but the number of Americans diagnosed with certain cancers--including breast, skin and liver cancer--inched up. So less people are DYING of cancer, but more people are being diagnosed with it, and probably living shorter life spans.

      From a report issued by the Center for Disease Control: Cancer is the second leading cause of death among Americans. One of every four deaths in the US is due to cancer. In 2006, about 1.4 million Americans will receive a new diagnosis of invasive cancer, and 564,830 Americans will die of this disease. These estimates do not include the more than 1 million cases of .... skin cancers expected to be diagnosed this year.

      So, yeah, I think public health has diminished and PEOPLE ARE DYING because the FDA is not protecting them from carcinogens in the food, and other toxins that lead to heart disease.

      And if you see it any other way, I'm sorry, but you are STILL a complete and utter moron with no knowledge about the topic.

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  155. No... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    Cheap American chocolate sucks goat balls. Dig around a little and you might turn up a company like this that actually makes some really good chocolate. I don't think a company like that would use cheap substitutes in their process even if the FDA allowed it.

    I do agree with your general sentiment though. The chocolate foisted on American consumers who simply don't know any better is simply atrocious. I would hope that the FDA mandated terminology for chocolate that uses cheap substitutes would be something along the lines of "Vaguely chocolate like product which you will one day realize actually sucks goat balls after having your first bar of real chocolate." They might have to shrink their font size to get all that on the package but I'm sure there's plenty of space.

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  156. One ironic note, and possible question... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Remember way back when, about 18 years ago, when they were telling everybody that coconut oils and other tropical oils were bad for you, then recently decided they weren't so bad, compared to the transfats they were putting in everything? Well then, why not use tropical oils? It isn't like they're any worst than the proposed oils mentioned.

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  157. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

    Alcohol? Natural drug.

    Alcohol is also toxic to humans. Granted, you'd have to injest a lot of grain alcohol to kill you, but it can happen.

    It's much quicker with other types of alcohol.
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  158. Well... by crhylove · · Score: 1

    I can GUARANTEE you that eating the beans is healthier than eating the shit they are mixing in with the beans. Seriously.

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  159. CAFFEINE!!!!!! by tempest69 · · Score: 1
    Should you be one of the souls up at a reasonable hour of the day you may notice that people are twitching from some form of legal stimulants. Chocolate has many caffeine, and dextromorphan.. mmmm.. Anyway its WAY bigger than that. The whole thing is a request from the industry to call "alternate make foods" the real deal.. So Barbeque beef doesnt need to be heated over coals anymore. Country Style ham doesnt need to sit in brine for the prescribed number of hours. Twinkies could even be filled with a biodegradable substance. Pretty much as long as its safe and "close enough" to the real thing they want to be able to use common moniker.

    So protien powder, vegetable powder, binders and colouring could be called cheddar cheese. Without actual milk product. or maybe just whey protein. Basically its happened to most food already, now they just want to knock down the last bastion which is "standardized food"

    Storm

    1. Re:CAFFEINE!!!!!! by rs79 · · Score: 1

      "Chocolate has many caffeine"

      Nope.

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  160. European Chocolate!?!? by Larsing · · Score: 1

    When will you arogant euro-elites realise there is no such thing as European Chocolate!?

    The concept is just at pointless as American Champagne or Irish Whisky!

    To the best of my knowlege, cacao is predominantly grown in south/central America and central Africa (anyway, atleast not in Europe, unless French Guiana counts).

    As a matter of fact, American (more specifically Trinitaian and other Caribean) chocolate is internationally regarded as the very best by "people who know".

    That said, for all those humour impared (US-residents as well as continental Europeeans and Irishmen), this post is attempting to express sarkasm, without the use of smileys. If you still don't find it funny - that's your problem...

    Cheers!

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    1. Re:European Chocolate!?!? by The_Rook · · Score: 1

      the best chocolate is indeed central and south american. face it, central and south america are the mothership for cacao varieties. it's where all the heirloom varieties grow and where there are the maximum number and varieties of hybrids.

      the best chocolate i've ever had was a brand called "Tallon" from brazil and it was made with cashew butter. it has been impossible to get since the brazillian cacao trees were ravaged by witches' broom fungus.

      good chocolates i like are El Rey (venezuela), Plantations (ecuador), and Santander (columbia). even when you get chocolate made in europe or the us, the best ones are often made with central and south american beans.

      http://stores.ebay.com/TheFifthFoodGroup?refid=The FifthFoodGroup

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  161. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    The diffence is that modern medicine only have a very good understanding of what specific molecule works, how it works and how it is to be used, in what doses, what time of day, how long after symptoms have subsided etc.



    None of that is what makes modern medicine "modern". Knowing why it works is just icing on the cake. Knowing that it works is what's important, and it takes serious studies to prove that (double-blind and all that).


    Don't want to do a double-blind study ? Then you're selling snake oil.


    "Hey, this mold is killing bacteria, and our study has shown that pneumonia patients are three times as likely to survive than with a placebo." - Then you're doing "modern" medicine. Even if you can't exactly explain how those bacteria are killed.

  162. You made my week! by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

    I read other (obviously inferior) news sites, and when some idiot like the poster to which you replied mentions Herbal Medicines people lose their shit with how safe, natural, and effective the carbonated weasel urine the witchdoctor down the street uses. (Medicines not drugs... So the FDA can't regulate it since it is only a medicine and not a drug. Duh!)

    On a bad day, I engage. On a good day I mutter to myself and go kick a dog or something.

    So I clicked this link and... Ooooohhh.... yeeeessssss.... WONDERFUL! All the smart people were modded up, and the idiots modded down. AND you threw in a Scientology dig to start it off too. You have made my week.

  163. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by BlueItalian · · Score: 1

    Again, you are missing the point. Herbal remedies have not been scientifically tested. We don't know which of these remedies are good, which are bad for you, etc. Side effects don't need labeled, in short, we don't know which remedies are worth truly exploring. Classifying them as drugs just means that the same testing and quality assurance guarantees that exist for pharmaceuticals exist for herbal medicines. You want equality, but you're not going to get it by keeping herbs untested and unproven. YOU are missing the point. There's plenty of very rigorous scientific studies proving the effectiveness of plants for disease treatment, is taught in pharmacology courses all around the world (maybe not in the states, but surely in Europe). If you go to Germany, or to Italy, there are giant old fashioned pharmacies full of big jars, and people that works in it are full fledged pharmacist with a specialization in herbal pharmacy. I'm not talking about the bullshit all-curing remedies you find in the american vitamin shops, I'm talking about real medicine prescribed by normal doctors.
  164. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by vux984 · · Score: 1

    If these herbs are so great, why on earth, aren't they registered as drugs.

    Because they can't patent them. Prior art and all that... 7000 years of people taking herb X means that if a drug co studies X properly in a double blind multi year trial and finds out that it does indeed work, there is nothing it can do to prevent people from buying X from all the places it has been available for the last 7000 years.

    But if they can find a "NEW" molecule that does X, they can patent that, and spend the next few years making back the money they spent proving it works, and then several more years after that raking in the profits.

  165. Mod parent's NoKa article up by SeinJunkie · · Score: 1
    I've read the NoKa article, and it's an enlightening look at chocolate purity. Also has some good links to these (real) chocolate makers and stores:
  166. Re:lexus by Gordonjcp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    with different engines and not just different trim

    With different rocker covers. Rather like Volvo and Renault. One casting different between both engines (oh, and the mounting holes are drilled slightly differently).

  167. most corner stores in the UK sell decent stuff... by fantomas · · Score: 3, Informative

    Definitely there is crap here as well, lots of it, shelves of it, can you say "snickers" or "mars bar", lots of cloying candy crap, but pretty well every corner store has a couple of bars of decent chocolate, pretty well every half sized supermarket sells 70% cocoa content bars. And this is the UK, laughed at for its crap food across the rest of Europe.

    We had the same battle here if you remember about 10 years ago with European Union food people trying to get huge numbers of British "chocolate" bars relabelled as not-chocolate, The Sun newspaper and the other red tops threw a wobbly. Shortly after that an American friend of discerning taste introduced me to proper chocolate (higher cocoa content) in France and then I realised yup, now I see why these food guys in Belgium and France wouldn't feed their dog on the stuff I've been eating.

    US chocolate is pretty poor generally though in my experience, I think over there you have to go to expensive boutiques to find what you get in an average ASDA/Walmart or Tescos here.

  168. Already done in Europe... :-( by Herve5 · · Score: 1

    We had this here in Europe a couple of years ago, under the pressure of junk makers.
    There were very hot debates, petitions etc. which appeared entierely useless :(

    Good luck!
    If you resist I promiss I switch to US chocolate ;-)
    (FWIW, the worst junk makers here, and at the origin of the move, were UK manufacturers)

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  169. American Chocolate is dual purpose by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

    If you are ever in a power failure situation (Think hurricane). Simply add a wick to your american chocolate bar and it will double as an emergency candle. It may save your life.

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  170. Partially-hydrogenated that is by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Of course the only way to make your vegetable oil thick enough to be solid and melt-in-the-mouth is to use partially hydrogenated vegetable oils, aka trans-fats aka double-plus ungood. As a person who lives off Cadbury's chocolate I can recognise cheap shoddy imitation choco from China that is already made this way and it tastes like crap and is about as good for you.

    Still I believe the US is still using HFCS in soda drinks so who am I to judge their tastes?

    I'm tagging this one partiallyhydrogenated AND trans

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    1. Re:Partially-hydrogenated that is by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

      Cadbury's was one of the companies that successfully fought proposed European Union regulations concerning contents of "Chocolate". One of the biggest issues was that Cadbury's, (and others in Great Britain, Sweden, Denmark, Austria, and Finland), substitute vegetable oils for cocoa butter.

    2. Re:Partially-hydrogenated that is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live a couple of miles from the Cadbury factory in Bournville and have visited several times. Yes, they do admit to the use of vegetable fats in ALL of the chocolate they manufacture.
      Try this; take a square of Cadbury chocolate, and allow it to disolve slowly on your tongue. Allow the melted chocolate to flow over the back of your tongue. You get the unmistakable taste of vegetable oil. Try the same experiment with a quality European chocolate with 65% plus cocoa content. There is a HUGE difference.

    3. Re:Partially-hydrogenated that is by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I also live a few mules from a Cadbury factory, but one in New Zealand. Here they're still using good old Cocoa Butter.

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  171. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    Remember FDA testing requires money, not idealism. If you can't patent it, it's unlikely that any research dollars are going to go in to test it.

  172. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by vidarh · · Score: 1

    I've never had decent Cadbury's.... What they sell in the UK certainly doesn't taste like chocolate. And I'm not the type that get off on Green and Black's etc. I want my chocolate sweet and milky (yes, I know, heresy). But I still want it to actually taste of chocolate and have a texture that resembles that of purer chocolates. The only "chocolate" I've tasted that have been as bad as Cadbury's or Hershey's is Galaxy

  173. Re:Swoosh (revolving door) Ka-ching (PROFIT!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So anyone making the slightest criticism of America must be a commie. I'm afraid you're just perpetuating the stereotype that Americans aren't very clever.

  174. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by vidarh · · Score: 1
    When you get down to it even the best premium chocolate has just as much saturated fat (sometimes more) as the run of the mill stuff. This is what I don't understand, people go crazy about the 'pure chocolate ingredients' when it is all still bad to eat in significant quantities.

    Who said it was meant to be eaten in significant quantities? Alcohol is bad for you in significant quantities too - that doesn't mean there isn't a difference between the cheap nasty stuff and high quality wines or spirits.

    As for European chocolates being packaged as gourmet foods, there are lots of cheap and good European chocolate brands. Personally I was appalled when I moved to the UK and could find nothing to even remotely match the brands I was used to from Norway where I'm from. Norwegians tends to overestimate the quality of the "local" market leader in cheap/mass market chocolates, Freia (most people not used to their milk chocolates seems to find them too sweet), but compared to Cadbury's or Hershey's it's heavenly... I know there are lots of other decent mass market brands around Europe too, but as I've only had them every now and again when traveling I don't have any good examples.

  175. Look out, it's the Grammar Nazis! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I noticed that as I expanded my palate, my tastes changed.

    Of course they did. With an expanded palate your oral and nasal cavities are bound to be much smaller, which impacts your ability to properly smell and taste. You should really see a doctor about this.

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    1. Re:Look out, it's the Grammar Nazis! by 246o1 · · Score: 1

      I only expanded my palate horizontally, so it actually increased my mouthspace and gave me some attractive high cheekbones.

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    2. Re:Look out, it's the Grammar Nazis! by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      I laughed out loud. The mod who moderated you offtopic must have had his sense of (dry) humor surgically removed.

  176. Just like in Communist countries. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the 70's and 80's real chocolate was almost impossible to obtain due to lack of cocoa butter. People had to be provided with sweets, so the communists started manufacturing "chocolate-like product". Everyone hated the taste of the vegetable oil, yet there was no alternative. At least the name was obligatory, calling this product "chocolate" wouldn't have been accepted by citizens.

    Even today if we want to say that something is an ersatz or a bad imitation we say "oh, it's a chocolate-like product, right?"

    It's amusing and worrying at the same time to discover that USA has come to the point where it adopts yet another communism-era thing (further to "security enhancements" and taking other liberties away). And all of that without people caring (except minority).

  177. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

    The number is way off though. Before 1900 nearly all remedies were herbal; they've been in mankinds pharmacopia for about 7000 years according to recoded history and even chimps have been shown to know what roots and twigs to eat if they're sick.
    This is all true.

    And they didn't work. Most of those herbal remedies didn't, and don't, do a thing - though quite a few are actively dangerous. In 1900 we had aspirin and opiates for pain relief, and iodine and carbolic acid for disinfection, and that was basically it for effective medicines. The sulfa drugs and then penicillin were ENORMOUS breakthroughs - they could actually cure diseases! In the US in 1850, the life expectancy at birth was around 40 years for both men and women. By 1900, it was around 50 years. By 1950, after the introduction of these antibiotics, it was 66 for men and 72 for women.

    And herbal medicines haven't changed at all since 1850. Think about that.
  178. Ummm.... Geography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chocolate is basically an endangered species due to South American deforestation

    I didn't know that Ghana, Cote D'Ivoire, Indonesia and Nigeria were in South America. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocoa#Production)

    (though I'm sure that tons of shit is going on there as well)

  179. Fudge by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    If you've ever tried English clotted cream fudge you'll realise that the think blocks of icing passed of as fudge in America are nothing like real fudge. Fudge is a bit like chocolate in that sense.

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  180. A bit of clarification by Choco-man · · Score: 4, Informative

    WOW - There's a lot of misinformation floating around here! Obviously this is a topic that's near and dear to many of your hearts!

    I'm the technical director of a chocolate company. I've been making chocolate for many, many years.

    The proposal from the GMA isn't directed just at chocolate, but would include it. It essentially calls for the use of 'all safe and suitable' sweeteners and oils. Chocolate has a standard of identity, which means that the government controls the definition of chocolate. That definition can be changed (white chocolate actually didn't legally exist until a few years go, at which time a white chocolate section was added to the CFR) - however it takes many, many years to do so (white chocolate took over a decade).

    This is driven by a number of things, which include, but are not limited to:
    1) the desire to be able to legally call sugar free products sugar free chocolate, when formulated to meet the other standards
    2) the desire to harmonize global chocolate standards - most of the rest of the world allows the use of up to 5% CBE (cocoa butter equivilants - these are oils that are chemically the same as cocoa butter, but are usually - not always - more economical).

    ANY change would be required to be labelled, so no one would pull anything over on you, same as it is today. Mfr's would be able to choose to do this or not, it would not be a requirement, so it's not that all chocolate would change overnight. My take on it is that the GMA has written this petition so broadly as to be ridiculous, hoping that the FDA allows on a portion of what was asked for. It will likely take years before the FDA even acknowledges it 8-)

    1. Re:A bit of clarification by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      ANY change would be required to be labelled, so no one would pull anything over on you, same as it is today



      Question: Do you read the label of each and every bar of chocolate you eat ?


      I do so on occasion (mainly to find out how high the cocoa content is, and whether it's milk chocolate oder milk-free chocolate), and I think I'm already part of a tiny minority of chocolate buyers.



      Mfr's would be able to choose to do this or not, it would not be a requirement, so it's not that all chocolate would change overnight.



      If it makes the chocolate $0.01 cheaper to produce per bar, I would assume that the recipe is changed before the ink on the legal papers had a chance to dry.

    2. Re:A bit of clarification by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      How very reassuring, coming from someone who stands to make millions from this change. Just like the ice cream barrons who reduced the size of a container of ice cream by 12.5%, while at the same time increasing the gaseous content to the maximum allowed by law (thereby reducing melted volume), the chocolatiers of the world will switch to the cheaper ingredients while leaving the wholesale prices alone, if not increasing them. They may even advertise "new better tasting!" by adding some more concentrated HFCS and INCREASING the price.

      After all, if Americans are willing to accept Hershey's version of chocolate, they are certainly willing to accept congealed Hershey's syrup (which is essentially vegetable oil, sugar, and artificial chocolate flavoring).

    3. Re:A bit of clarification by jdigriz · · Score: 1

      Ok, so it's obvious why industry would want these changes. Any pennies they can shave off their production costs go straight to their bottom line. But where's the government and public interest in allowing these regulations to be changed? This doesn't produce better chocolate. It doesn't produce safer chocolate. It doesn't produce chocolate innovation in a manner that matters to the consumer. There aren't citizen's groups demanding *we want our vegetable oil!*. So, tell us, why should we adulterate our definition of chocolate to improve your profit margins? Sugar-free chocolate is not chocolate and should not be labeled as such. And "harmonizing global standards" basically translates to "but everybody else is doing it." which is not a good enough reason to do anything.

    4. Re:A bit of clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question: Do you read the label of each and every bar of chocolate you eat ?

      Worth noting, but here's what I'm really worried about... The label can be legally required to change all you want, and people will keep reading it or keep not reading it. The more worrisome part is this:

      If these changes come to pass, many products that currently have the rather suspicious, red-flag-raising word "chocolatey" on them can instantly change to "chocolate".

      Imagine what that will do for consumer perception of the product. In other words, imagine what that will do to sales! And if it takes a legal change so that a wording change can increase sales, I start worrying, especially for those consumers not so gullible as to be caught out by "chocolatey" now being caught out by new and improved "chocolate".
    5. Re:A bit of clarification by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I really appreciate your comment, it really is +5 Informative.

      But I take issue with one part of your statement: ANY change would be required to be labelled, so no one would pull anything over on you, same as it is today.

      If I understand correctly, the change under consideration would allow things to be labeled "chocolate" when those things don't currently conform to the definition of "chocolate". Instead, we insist that those products be called something else. So in fact the makers of these products WOULD be pulling something over on us, by labeling as "chocolate" something which is not "chocolate". Sure, it might say "Chocolate" and the ingredients could be totally wrong, but that's like saying we can call Twinkies "fat free" as long as we make sure to list all the fats in the ingredients. No! It's not fat free, and that's why we don't allow it to be labeled as fat free. Similarly, with chocolate, just like you said there is a "standard of identity" for chocolate, and changing the legal standard so that it no longer reflects the common public standard would indeed be "pulling something over on us".

      It's not like these pseudochocolates are contraband. You can still sell them. You can call them any number of creative things, so long as you don't try to use a misleading word -- such as, say, "Chocolate".

      Okay, now that that is said, I will argue the other side, which is that perhaps the new standards *will* still conform with the public's understanding of chocolate. Me, I'm not a big chocolate fan, so my opinion isn't important, but if you go out and ask a bunch of people what is in chocolate, and most of them say "oh, let's see, there's cacao... and artificial oil subsitutes... and artificail low-cost non-sugar sweetener... and artificial..." then the legal definition would still be in line with the public's presumptions, and thus would be okay.

      I'll keep rambling here, and make a simile to beer. I've heard that in Germany only beverages brewed with water, barley, and hops (and NOTHING ELSE) can be called "beer". I wouldn't want that same standard in America, because I figure the American-public definition of the word "beer" could reasonably contain other ingredients (I like pumpkin beer). Nevertheless, if most Germans think that "beer" can contain only those three ingredients, then that is a right proper restriction for beers sold in Germany.

      It's all about truth in advertising, which is premised on public understanding of words and concepts. A change to the legal definition of a word without a corresponding change to the common definition of the word, is wrong.

    6. Re:A bit of clarification by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      So, tell us, why should we adulterate our definition of chocolate to improve your profit margins?

      Because they paid the FDA to let them. If you had that kind of money, you could buy your own regulations too. You don't think the FDA or Congress or any other part of the U.S. government exists for your benefit do you?

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    7. Re:A bit of clarification by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've seen a number of similar changes over the decades, where some small substitution became allowed, but changed first a product, then an industry, beyond recall. Many products that I used to adore and ate all the time, became unsatsifying and sometimes actively unpleasant. The upshot is that I no longer use ANY of those products.

      And not just niche products, either (like the beloved but now gone Hydrox Cookie). Margarine, iced tea mix, and peanut butter are among the foods that I can no longer eat, or have radically reduced my use of, because they're just not what they used to be. Worse, prices went up while quality went down.

      I would rather pay a fair price, and get the real thing, than pay a little less (or even a lot less) and find myself with no satisfactory options -- which is what happens every single time an existing standard gets diluted.

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  181. TexMex is USian all right. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    We in Mexico do not recognize TexMex as Mexican, although clearly recognize the several influences from Mexican cuisine in fajitas or a good burrito.

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    1. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that burritos as we know them today are actually a Californian invention, based on Mexican cuisine, and brought back to Mexico.

      In a different sense, the famous Cesar Salad is also a Californian invention. Look it up.

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    2. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Caesar Salad was invented in Tijuana, which is in Baja California, a Mexican state.

    3. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by rahrens · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      As a native Texan I can assure you from long exposure that so called Tex-Mex cuisine is uniquely American. There are different 'flavors' of it depending whether you are from Texas, New Mexico, California, etc. A popular, and uniquely American dish is chili. It was developed in the early to mid 19th century as a supplement to the diets of poor Texans (of whatever ethnic groups), and was avidly used as an easily thrown together meal on the cattle trails. There are many different styles of chili now, depending on where you live. Personally, I subscribe to the meat version, holding that using beans in chili is just filler, as the original recipes did not use vegetables at all, save the chilies themselves.

      If you ever get the opportunity to visit a truly "Mexican" restaurant serving real Mexican food, then do so! It is a real treat!

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    4. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Well of course TexMex isn't Mexican...

      It's Texican.

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    5. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Correct. It's from Baja California, as opposed to Alta California. But it's correctly spelled Cesar Salad. It's not named after Julius Caesar.

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    6. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I'm seeing a couple of places where he's listed as "Cesare Cardini", but "Caesar Cardini" seems to be more common. I'm not sure if this should be considered authoritative, or not: http://www.marzetti.com/ourBrands/products.php?pid =7

    7. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry if this is a stupid question but:

      so called Tex-Mex cuisine is uniquely American. There are different 'flavors' of it depending whether you are from Texas, New Mexico, California


      Why are those "Tex-Mex" rather than "New Mexican" (or Sonoran-American), "Californian-Mexican" (or Alta California), or some other label?

      Are there differences within Texas? Do inra-Texan differences in Tex-Mex follow a north-south pattern, or an east-west one, or both?

    8. Re:TexMex is USian all right. by rahrens · · Score: 1

      Sorry to take so long to answer, but... (and the only stupid question is the one you DON'T ask!)

      Why the particular use of "Tex-Mex"? don't know, I've only lived in Texas rather than other western states, so I don't know if there are other labels there or not. I would assume that others may have their own labels, but nationally, Tex-Mex has stuck probably due to Texas' wide association with and proximity to Mexico. That's just my guess tho.

      I've never seen a particular geographic pattern as simple as north/south or east/west, but I would imagine that there would be differences depending on localities, probably more complex than that.

      I do know that there ARE differences, based upon differing ideas, such as beans or no beans in chili. Sometimes they get pretty hot, too (Pun intended!) There are differing ideas as to which type chilies get used, and whether they should be dried and ground, or used fresh and chopped, use the seeds or not, etc. Some people like to use differing coarseness' of corn meal or flour (known as Masa corn flour), and there are lots of other examples.

      There are a few well known restaurants in famous localities that each use their own associated recipes, which often become local favorites.

      I currently live in Maryland, and I can tell you, it is almost impossible to get tamales here. Even bad ones!

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  182. The food shal speak for itself. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are wiser regarding apple pie now.

    If you eat food from many different places (as any educated person should do nowadays) you will identify some traits pointing you in the general direction of the origin of the food.

    There are some ingridients, froms of preparation and combination of ingridients so unique to one place, region or country, that it is very easy to identify the provenance of a dish.

    SOme others are much muddled. For example a lot of Brittish bread confectionary has British names, but the same thing can be found in places as disimilar as Mexico or Malaysia, it becomes harder to identify the true origin of food when it becomes very popular.

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  183. It's DECEPTION by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want to be able to add (page 4) extra emulsifiers, extra fake flavours, things to make production easier, fake salt, fake sugar, oils, enzymes, fake egg.
    'Alternate make' is the term they use where a 'roast' chicken is boiled and painted with brown die instead. They want 'alternate make' allowed on their products.

    'Diet' foods need to have 25% less calories than the standard. They want that reduced to 10%.

    It goes on like this, but the thrust of it is to deceive the consumer by labelling one thing as another.

  184. SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have some SunnyD fruit cocktail! Made with real fruit juice*! *5% fruit juice from concentrates They might not be able to get away with calling Sunny Delight itself "fruit juice" in the UK (nor, I suspect from your phrasing, in the US either), but that didn't stop countless stupid parents buying it in the deluded belief that it was anyway, probably because it was sold in the chilled section.

    There was a huge "scandal" about it when Sunny Delight was popular here in the late 1990s and all of a sudden it was all over the papers when someone realised "OMG!!!! IT'S NOT REAL JUICE, IT'S JUST SQUASH!!!!11111". Like, you don't say.

    (Then there was even more scandal when there were reports of kids turning yellow through drinking the stuff. I know it's crap, but how much of the damn stuff were these parents feeding their kids?)

    I hate all those crappy "juice drinks" that come in fruit-juice like packaging, but contain (at best) 25-50% fruit juice, with the rest made up from citric acid, sugar and God-knows-what. For what it is, it's fine, but I'm willing to bet that they're designed to fool countless morons into thinking they're fruit juice (and that they succeed).
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    1. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by WiFiBro · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The um.. stuff available UK shops fooled me once with the packaging, with them oranges on the package and some fake 'pure' and 'natural' phrases, then the smack in the face when drinking it learned me Skinner-style to avoid that sort of packages forever. Later I had to learn it again in the Czech republic.

      In the early 20th century Dutch government passed a law to forbid calling margarine butter (even the Dutch word for peanutbutter translates to 'peanutcheese' because of that law!). So why not keeping 'chocolate' real and invent something new for these industrial bullies. Like we can buy have 'Cocoa fantasy' flakes for on the bread.

    2. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      (Then there was even more scandal when there were reports of kids turning yellow through drinking the stuff. I know it's crap, but how much of the damn stuff were these parents feeding their kids?)

      Actually, drinking a lot of squash can make you turn yellow(er). My main drink is orange squash (not any particular brand) mainly because I'm too impatient with hot drinks, it's cheap, and I only drink soda in moderation. I guess I drink about 4 litres a day, considering I drink about 1 litre of concentrate per day.

      And.. after twenty or so years of that.. my skin definitely has a yellow tinge to it. My girlfriend is out in the sun more than I am, yet I look like I have a tan year round! :) I always thought it might have been something unhealthy, but supposedly this is quite normal (and safe) if you consume a lot of things containing carotenes. It's called carotenesis.

    3. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      You seriously think that the squash you're drinking is *that* much healthier than the carbonated soda you only drink in "moderation"?! Sheesh! :-)

      Seriously, even if I didn't mind turning orange (and I don't think Robert Kilroy Silk/ Dale Winton type orangeness convinces as a tan either), my main issue would be with the amount of chemical garbage I was swallowing each day (including sweeteners, although if they used sugar instead, that would also be pretty unhealthy).

      Have you seriously considered drinking water instead?

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    4. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      You seriously think that the squash you're drinking is *that* much healthier than the carbonated soda you only drink in "moderation"?! Sheesh! :-)

      Seriously, even if I didn't mind turning orange (and I don't think Robert Kilroy Silk/ Dale Winton type orangeness convinces as a tan either), my main issue would be with the amount of chemical garbage I was swallowing each day (including sweeteners, although if they used sugar instead, that would also be pretty unhealthy).


      Yeah, that is one downside. Even though I only go sugar free, there's still a lot of freaky stuff in there. That said, I'm willing to hedge my bets in life and actually trust sweetners. Of course, if millions of us die of some weird cancer in ten years' time then you can have the last laugh :) I'm far more concerned about my teeth (hence the low soda)!

      Have you seriously considered drinking water instead?

      Tried it for a year but just didn't find it that.. fun, I guess. I guess this is why a lot of people drink tea and coffee rather than just water too. I think everyone has a certain amount of willpower and we all use it in different ways. Some people can use it on their diet, but being self employed I gotta use it to make sure I keep bringing in a living ;-)

    5. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I've heard that they don't actually drink Um Bongo in the Congo either. Shocking.

      Rich

    6. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Here in the US, Minute Maid Light Lemonade, Mango Tropical and Raspberry Passion "juices" all contain 3% fruit juice. In some other countries, you're not allowed to call it juice unless it's 100% juice, and not allowed to put the name of the fruit first unless it's the main ingredient.
      One thing the US totally lacks is consumer protection.

      Chocolate here is waxy and a far cry from what Europeans think of as chocolate to begin with. Even the horrible Cadbury chocolates are miles from the wax tablets that Hershey and other US companies foist on US consumers. And even if you try to buy a European brand, it's most likely remade to an American recipe, presumably to save money because Americans can't tell the difference anyhow. US produced Godiva, for example, is (like almost all US chocolate) mostly made with corn syrup instead of sugar.
      It's quite telling that Americans consider "Lindt" a gourmet brand, when it's one of the worst commercial produced chocolates in Europe.

    7. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by guinsu · · Score: 0, Troll

      I dunno, I'd take Hershey's over that Cadbury crap any day. I don't like most other american chocolate though, certainly not all the generic stuff at the drug store.

    8. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by amias · · Score: 0

      I totally agree that sunny D and its ilk are an abomination , however its wrong to assume 100% fruit juice is that good for you either

      If you drink half a litre of apple juice its like eating about 5 apples without drinking any water . Thats a lot of sugar ,even
      though its much healthier fruit sugar , it will still start to attck your teeth and cause problems for delicate stomachs .
      A little bit of water is a good thing in this case.

      That said i'd rather have 100% juice in the shop and dilute it myself , its much more
      resource efficient for me to add the water , it reduces the transport weight and requires less packaging.

      I think the real issues here , as with most food issues , are our level of consumption and the lack of attention paid
      by consumers to the tricks food producers are using to sell the stuff.

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    9. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      What I would really like, is some fruit juice that isn't super sweet - and close to 100% real juice. IS THIS SO HARD COOPERATE AMERICA?

    10. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in the US, Minute Maid Light Lemonade, Mango Tropical and Raspberry Passion "juices" all contain 3% fruit juice. Okay; so I was wrong about that... it appears that in the US they *can* call any old crap "juice". Here they have to call it a "juice drink" and even then I think there are limits, as I note that they don't normally call the very low fruit-juice-content squashes and cordials by that name.

      In some other countries, you're not allowed to call it juice unless it's 100% juice, and not allowed to put the name of the fruit first unless it's the main ingredient. I'm not sure what the exact law is in the UK; I notice that tomato juice with citric acid is still allowed to be called "juice", but that the phrase "pure" is noticably absent from the packaging. I've only seen that on juices with no added gunk whatsoever, and assume that this is probably the law. Or something :-)
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    11. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by matts-reign · · Score: 1

      In Quebec it was illegal for the longest time for margarine to be yellow, so as to avoid consumer confusion. It led to white margarine being everywhere, and you still see lots of white margarine from quebec compared to yellow ontario stuff.

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    12. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by DragonWriter · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here in the US, Minute Maid Light Lemonade, Mango Tropical and Raspberry Passion "juices" all contain 3% fruit juice.


      And, despite your use of "juices" in quotes, none are actually identified as "Juice".

      They are all identified as "fruit drinks". Which kind of undermines your point about drawing a comparison of what you are allowed to call "juice".
    13. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing the US totally lacks is consumer protection. Oh yeah? Lawn Darts!
    14. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by operagost · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in the US, Minute Maid Light Lemonade, Mango Tropical and Raspberry Passion "juices" all contain 3% fruit juice. In some other countries, you're not allowed to call it juice unless it's 100% juice
      Er.. not in the US either. That's why they're called "drinks" on the label. If they're not, they're breaking the law.

      One thing the US totally lacks is consumer protection.
      Yes... it's a shame there's not some Federal department called, let's say, the Food and Drug Administration. Or maybe a few non-profit consumer orgs, like maybe a Consumer Reports of some kind. RTFA
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    15. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I acquired carotenesis when I was a little kid because I adored Bugs Bunny and pestered my mother for lots and lots of carrots. I also remembered a strong affinity for spinach that I attribute to Popeye. That advertising really worked wonders on me as a kid. I'm not hooked on the stuff anymore, but at least those cartoons got me to eat my veggies willingly as a child.

    16. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by operagost · · Score: 1

      Funny how you called Cadbury crap and got modded as a troll, while calling Hershey "wax tablets" is okay.

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    17. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I did the water for awhile, but it just wasn't filling the hole in my palate. Seltzer however did wonderfully. Taking a few bites of a meal and washing it down with Seltzer leaves the mouth fresh and clean, ready to fully appreciate the taste of the next few bites.

      However, the cheapskate in me is repulsed by having to pay the same price for Seltzer as for sodas. And I'm not afraid of artificial sweetners. So I end up drinking Aspartame and Splenda(preferable) laced sodas if I'm going to be shelling out money for drinks.

    18. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Actually, drinking a lot of squash can make you turn yellow(er). My main drink is orange squash ..."

      I'm a bit confused here. You are drinking a drink made out of squash (the yellow veggie)?

      I've seen posts here that seem to alledge that Sunny Delight has squash in it too...I've googled and I don't see that as an ingredient at all yet? The original, at least just seems to be a drink flavored with some orange juice, but, I don't see any indication of squash in it?

      I see that it does have beta-carotene added...that helps make it yellow...is the the vegetable derivative that may be coming from squash?

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    19. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the US, even some of the "100% real fruit juice" is sort of fake, since the main ingredient is "white grape juice concentrate". "White grape juice concentrate" translates to "almost 100% sugar" (fructose).

    20. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      I only recently realised the juice/juice drink distinction. I usually don't drink anything other than definite real fruit juice, but I started buying some own brand stuff a while back. I stopped buying a couple of the types they had as they seemed sweeter, and sure enough had added sugar in the ingredients. But I then realised that despite same-branded packaging (differentiated only by colour and fruit picture); the ordinary ones say Juice (e.g. Apple Juice, Orange Juice, Pineapple Juice), and the others "Juice Drink" (e.g. Apple & Raspberry Juice Drink, Cranberry Juice Drink).

      Personally I hate the way milk chocolate and ice-cream here (Ireland) can have "vegetable fat" in it. It can be hard to find shops stocking chocolate (i.e. as squared bars) other than Cadburys - which I find most unpalatable; very greasy and sticky, quite revolting.

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    21. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      They can't call it "juice" they have to say "juice drink" or some other distinction. It still gets a large portion of the consumers who are buying it though. And the ones who DO know the difference and buy are those people who seem to think kids don't like real juice. I've never understood it, personally.

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    22. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I can't figure out if you're joking or not. "Squash" is the name in many countries of the (usually) concentrated cordial-type soft drink that you dilute approx 3:1 to drink. Some have lots of fruit juice in them, others are full of artificial rubbish. I don't think the term is common in the US; actually, I'm not sure that you drink the stuff at all.

      I don't know if Sunny Delight counts as "squash" under that definition, but it's ultimately the same soft-drink type stuff anyway.

      The term has nothing to do with the veg AFAIK.

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    23. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      I had never heard of this either. I don't particularly care for the vegetable myself, nor do I like Sunny Delight. I thought there was a causative effect there. Live and Learn!

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    24. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by LordVader717 · · Score: 1

      There seem to be a lot of people who like, which I suspect might be the amount of emulsifiers they put in there. Personally, I can't stand the way you can almost feel the sugar crystals in your mouth.

    25. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      i actually like lindt chocolate (lindor 80% or that chili-cherry one).

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    26. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by arth1 · · Score: 1
      dragonwriter (970822) wrote:

      And, despite your use of "juices" in quotes, none are actually identified as "Juice".

      They are all identified as "fruit drinks". Which kind of undermines your point about drawing a comparison of what you are allowed to call "juice".

      If you had bothered to actually check this out before making the claim, you would find that the manufacturer calls them juice drinks.
    27. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by potat0man · · Score: 1

      First:
      Chocolate here is waxy and a far cry from what Europeans think of as chocolate...

      Then:
      ...because Americans can't tell the difference anyhow.

      How'd you figure it out? Are you an immigrant? Lucky duck, I wish I didn't have these genetically deficient taste buds of mine.

      Oh well, more cheap chocolate for the reaping which will evidently, at least to my impure tongue, taste exactly the same as the stuff costing 5 times as much.

    28. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If you had bothered to actually check this out before making the claim, you would find that the manufacturer calls them juice drinks.


      No, if I had checked that out, what I would have gotten was a page that doesn't load correctly on this machine, since it doesn't have Flash Player 8. The pages I did check listed them as "fruit drinks".

      But, at any rate, a "juice drink" is not a "juice", either, so you are just underlining my point.
    29. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      They don't drink it. At least, when I lived in the US I struggled to find it. The closest thing they have is Kool-Aid! :)

    30. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit confused here. You are drinking a drink made out of squash (the yellow veggie)?

      "Squash" seems be be some bizarre beverage they drink in the U.K. .

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    31. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by fruitbane · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I agree. Cadbury and Hershey are both bad chocolates, but for different reasons. I know Americans are more fond of dark, bitter chocolate where Europeans seem more fond of milk chocolates.

      I would say, instead, we need to look to Ghiradelli and Sharffenberger as the real commercial premium American chocolates. And the little productions houses that get no commercial exposure, selling only on-line or at the larger farmers markets, as the true homegrown chocolate of America.

      But yes, the annoying corn syrup trend is frustrating.

    32. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by mink · · Score: 1

      Jucy Juice(TM) has been around since I was a kid (I'm in my mid 30's now).

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    33. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Juicy juice... a little too sweet. I'm just looking for something with pulp, not from concentrate etc. There's practically nothing in the "Quick! I need a drink! I'm thirsty!" market that fits this description.

    34. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by mink · · Score: 1

      Well now that you qualify it beyong 100% juice (I was just pointing out there are things saying they are that and have been for a while).

      All the supermarket chains here (Ohio, USA) have some kind of 100% fresh squeezed juice that contains pulp. You are not looking for pulpy palmagranite juice are you?

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    35. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      I dunno, something that isn't concentrated and totally fluid. I guess I'd have to go to a juice shop or something :-|

      I just find it depressing I can't find anything that isn't sugar loaded without resorting to actual fruit (something like 10 apples in one 20oz bottle of apple juice iirc). Maybe if they kept the pulp in more often, it wouldn't be as sweet. Btw, am I regarded as some kind of psycho for wanting pulp? It seems to me that most people go eeew.

    36. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by mink · · Score: 1

      Some people dont like pulp/grit especially in drinks.
      I dont mind it.

      Seriously though, there are some chains that do stock juice not from concentrate.

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    37. Re:SunnyD isn't orange juice.... ORLY? YARLY!! by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      Sadly, though, not at a store within easy walking distance :P But what brands?

  185. Did anyone actually read the PDF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't specifically about chocolate from what I read. Looks like it covers any food product. I skim read but I didn't see anything specifically identifying one food or another.

    Overall I'd say that if I know one thing it's that whatever is best for big business is usually bad for consumers.

  186. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technically alcohol is a poison, perhaps you should review your standards?

  187. My comments to the FDA by elwinc · · Score: 1
    My main claim to expertise here is that one summer long ago as a teenager, I operated a "cracker & fanner" at a chocolate factory. This machine takes the shells off roasted cocoa beans, prior to the step of grinding nibs into chocolate liquor. I love chocolate and I am happy to spend some extra money to buy what I consider "good chocolate." In my personal idiosyncratic definition, good chocolate tastes like the smell of that factory I worked long ago.

    I learned that there are two flavor components to chocolate: (1) the cocoa -- originally the hard cell wall in a cocoa bean; and (2) the the cocoa butter -- the fat stored in the cocoa bean cells. Chocolate requires extra cocoa butter, which makes cocoa powder a by-product of chocolate manufacture.

    My concern is that if manufacturers are allowed to substitute alternate fats for the cocoa butter, then one of the flavor components of chocolate may be diluted or entirely missing, and I will have no way of determining this before buying the product. To take an extreme case, white chocolate gets all its chocolate flavor from cocoa butter; there is no cocoa component. If you remove the cocoa butter from white chocolate, the remaining product will be sugar mixed with flavorless fat and a white colorant.

    I frequently buy candybars as well as boxed candy. I frequently read the labels of the candy I buy. If the label says, e.g. "cocoa, sugar, and fractionated palm kernel oil" then I know the candy is missing cocoa butter. If the label says "chocolate," then I know the candy has all the components necessary for chocolate flavor. It may turn out to be lousy chocolate, but at least it is basic information before I spend my money. I particularly like the labeling I find on some European dark chocolate (presumably voluntary) that says "65% dark" or words to that effect. This labeling gives me an even better idea of what I'm buying.

    If the definition of chocolate is changed in the USA, then I will be even less able to judge whether American candy will taste good to me without the risk of spending money. Since the Europeans are not changing the definition of chocolate, their labeling will be more informative than the labeling on American candy, and I will be more likely to buy the European products.

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  188. And 'Sawdust' for 'Meat' by gelfling · · Score: 1

    This is like Sinclair Lewis' "The Jungle".

  189. Tonic Water by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    Yup, even in the "non-diet" tonic water.

    For a long while, I couldn't drink gin and tonic anymore, because even the non-diet tonics had replaced half their cane sugar content with saccharine, possibly the worst-tasting sweetener ever.

    Happily, the tide seems to be turning - Tesco (the UK's Wal-Mart), has introduced a "Premium" brand that has no artificial sweetener. Alas, double the sugar, double the calories, but my mouth doesn't feel "blah" anymore after drinking a G&T. The "Premium" version of the diet tonic uses a more modern sweetener than saccharine (I can't recall, maybe sucralose).

    What really gets my goat is that you can legally label a product "Contains no artificial flavours", even if it contains artificial sweetener. I mean, what happened to "sweet" being one of the six basic flavours?

  190. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're not arguing against regulation of medical concoctions, you're arguing for greater government sponsorship of medical research and efficacy testing.

    The herbal supplements industry makes millions in profit every year. You'd think they've have some cash left over to spend on proving the efficacy of their wares. Or would that kill the goose that lays the golden eggs?

    Big pharma tends to "sell" to doctors (convince them to prescribe). Doctors have extensive medical educations and skeptical minds. Big pharma has only recently found out what the herbal supplements and "alternative medicine" quacks know: that selling direct to the general public is more profitable, because the public don't have degrees in medicine and will swallow any vaguely scientific sounding bullshit.

  191. Reminds me of HFCS by mpath · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I wasn't around or knew about it when the FDA allowed HFCS (High Fructose Corn Syrup), but we're finding out now that it's pretty dangerous stuff and it's everywhere!

    Learning the lesson from last time, let's leave well-enough alone! Or let's not let an industry dictate definitions based on cost and profits.

    That's why we're in this mess now ... it costs much more to eat healthy because we've driven market forces with a high demand for what "tastes good" vs. what's good for us.

    Ok, thanks for the soapbox! ;)

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    1. Re:Reminds me of HFCS by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      i like the way you link to a wikipedia article that notes that the most relavent studies (though comparing HFCS to sucrose) have found little difference.

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  192. Re: I disagree with FDA chocolate intervention by mscsrrr.com · · Score: 1

    I hope that the FDA should not mess with the chocolates, just to please the lobbying by the chocolate manufacturers association. The more the govt intefers with business, the more business becomes complicated and suffers. When will business associations get this? There is no point in fixing something until it is broken. Ikey http://www.ezymoneyinfo.com/fast

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  193. Not Traditional by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    "Wax is a traditional ingredient of chocolate."

    Not so, it's added as a glazing agent to make the chocolate more appealing and shiny. It hides the powdery crystals that badly made chocolate has.

    http://www.jobyandmartys.com/sg347.php
    Joby and Martys all natural chocolate:
      Dark chocolate (sugar, cocoa butter, chocolate liquor, soya lecithin - an emulsifier, vanilla) non-hydrogenated palm oil, soybean oil, peppermint oil, white non-pareil seeds (sugar, corn starch, confectioners glaze and carnauba wax*) and green non-pareil seeds (sugar, corn starch, spinach powder, and carnauba wax*)

    Whats confectioners glaze?
    Confectioners glaze is an alcohol based solution of various types of Food Grade Shellac.

    Whats Shellac?
    Shellac is a brittle or flaky secretion of the lac insect Kerria lacca, found in the forests of Assam and Thailand.

    Yum bug droppings.

    1. Re:Not Traditional by khallow · · Score: 1

      I apologize. I meant to say it was a traditional ingredient of chocolate bars not of chocolate.

  194. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Punitive fines for misrepresentation and false selling are a pretty effective remedy against commercial enterprises that peddle lies and unsupported wishful thinking.

  195. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by DrXym · · Score: 1

    "Mother Nature" has produced some of the most lethal poisons and toxins known to man. By all means drink a tea infused from a cocktail of god-knows ingredients grown, harvested and stored in god-knows conditions for god-knows how many years with god-knows what effects on the body or a small percentage of users. But you can't for a second claim that it is somehow safer and as efficacious as a properly controlled, scientifically tested drug.

  196. Ankh-Morpork Chocolate by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 1

    Ankh-Morpork people, said the [Confectioners] guild, were hearty, no-nonsense folk who did not want chocolate that was stuffed with cocoa liquor and were certainly not like effete la-di-dah foreigners who wanted cream in everything. In fact, they actually preferred chocolate made mostly from milk, sugar, suet, hooves, lips, miscellaneous squeezings, rat droppings, plaster, flies, tallow, bits of tree, hair, lint, spiders, and powdered cocoa husks. This meant that, according to the food standards of the great chocolate centers in Borogravia and Quirm, Ankh-Morpork chocolate was formally classed as "cheese" and only escaped, through being the wrong color, being defined as "tile grout."

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  197. Peanut Butter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like you missed the boat.

    Look for "Organic" or "Natural" Peanut Butter. It's Peanuts and Peanut Oil.

    Funny thing, it's not that much more expensive than the gunk sold as "peanut butter" at eye level.

  198. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by DrXym · · Score: 1

    I see. So because you can take OD on one kind of vitamin pill with no ill effect, it somehow validates that natural is better that prescription medicine? In which case homeopathy must be the safest medicine of all since I could easily down an entire bottle of pills every day of my life with no fear of any effects whatsoever.

  199. Whatever. Already buying Euro bars by smchris · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Read a book on chocolate in my cooking phase. It's a lot like coffee with less opportunity to explore bean varietals: purity, freshness, some qualities of the grind and flavorings you might find pleasant. Freshness for instance. Godiva originally commanded its price because it was the one that shipped in refrigerated cars.

    If American manufacturers want to sacrifice purity with crap ingredients, that's just something else to buy elsewhere.

  200. miniplenty malquoted chocolate by deadkarma · · Score: 1

    times 14.2.84 miniplenty malquoted chocolate rectify

  201. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

    And ginger tea works very well on my nausia and my virtigo when I travel.

    For every ginger tea, there's 400 "Fat Sucker 6000"s made from secret ancient rainforest vegetables the manufacturer found growing under the workbench in the garage. And every time you find out Fat Sucker 6000 with Blippidydooinol doesn't work, there's absolutely no barrier to releasing Fat Sucker 6001 with Kerflufferine that does exactly the same nothing. So ginger tea is just going to have to eat it and do some studies if it wants to claim to be a medicine.

  202. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    And of course, they will also take molecules known to work already, whether from old drugs moving out of patent, or from herbals, and tweak the molecules subtly.

    Hey presto! Redo the trials, print some glossy pamphlets about decreased morbidity, and you have a brand new patent medicine ready to milk some more money from the punters...

  203. fruit juice by WiFiBro · · Score: 1

    Yeah terrible. And I do not know who to blame but if I take the ferry to the UK, with their great choice in real ciders, the boat serves me some sweet sugary bubbly muck. The onboard taxfree seems to only sell shitty stuff on purpose, to force you to buy the cafe's nastiness.

    Hop over to our organic food coop, we have (EOS) Bitter Lemon based on lemon grass, a refreshening delight. Not too sweet either. We have (Naturfrisk) 'ginger ale', (alas, based on apple juice) with real ginger in it: orgasmic. Then the (Loverendale or Beutelsbacher?) 100% mango juice, creamy soft. Easily distinguishable from the 100% cranberry juice, pear juice, etc.

    Back on topic: Haven't really tried American chocolate since 1972 and I wasn't a critical consumer then. The organic chocolate we sell is from Vivani, I guess between B+ and C-. (the so-called chocolate in Romania (eastern Europe) in the 1990-ies was a clear 'E+'). Some Fair Trade bars (cappucino) top that. And many Belgian pattisserie chocolates obviously.

  204. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

    But the question is, what constitutes an overdose. I know for a fact that you can take up to 10 grams of vitamin C and nothing goes wrong. That's like, 20 "normal" pills (normal vit C pill seems to be 500mg in my experience).

    Poor choice of example--you're talking here about quite possibly the least toxic substance we can consume. Measured as "percentage of minimum necessary for life" it's possibly easier to overdose on water than on vitamin C. Has anyone ever died from taking too much vitamin C?

    Just about any other vitamin or nutrient (including many vital to life) is far, far easier to overdose on.
  205. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

    Wow. Why all the anger and hatred at my opinion? I recommend Chamomile herbal tea to calm you down. Then you can take Ginkgo Biloba to strengthen your mind and form coherent sentences. And finally to get back into a good mood, a small bit of Peppermint should do the trick. Because not all opinions are created equal, and the ones you expressed are harmful and wrong. Having "opinions" is not a "get out of thinking free" card, sorry.
  206. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by CrankyOldBastard · · Score: 1

    When I lived in the USA I really noticed that what you call "chocolate" is a completely different substance. One day I saw some Cadbury chocolate and thought "At lat! Some chocky that's fit to eat!". I was shocked when I tasted it, and found it was crap. Try some Cadbury chocolate from Australia or New Zealand - it's not the same as Belgian or French, but it's quite good for its price.

  207. Just call it... by jbarr · · Score: 1

    ..."chokolate" and be done with it. Then, there won't be any confusion.

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  208. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Secrity · · Score: 1

    According to Colorado State University Cooperative Extension, the saturated fat in chocolate is in the form of stearic acid; which does not raise cholesterol levels.

    http://www.ext.colostate.edu/Pubs/HealthyHeart/040 1-02c.html

  209. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by syntaxglitch · · Score: 1

    Next thing you know, we're all supposed to love "fine foods" like caviar, raw meat with raw eggs (steak tartare), raw fish (most sushi) and god knows what else. Thanks, but no thanks. I'll just stick to whatever these elitists call crap. None of those are really particularly "fine foods", especially sushi, which developed into its modern form as a cheap, popular snack in (I think) Tokyo. Anyone who eats the food you mentioned because it's more "sophisticated" is a pretentious twit who cares more about being trendy than the actual food.

    However, most people who enjoy the stuff you listed probably eat it because they like it. Just because it's not to your tastes doesn't mean everyone agrees with you, and you really shouldn't talk down food just because it's weird or unfamiliar; stuff you're okay with probably seems equally weird to other people. (Personally I think most fish is far better semi-raw than fully cooked; about the only fish I eat is sushi or smoked.)
  210. I make candy by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    I make candy at home for fun, including chocolate goodies. Just so you know, the palm oil is substituted for the cocoa butter so that you don't need to temper the chocolate, which is a royal pain in the arse.

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    1. Re:I make candy by jfengel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've never gotten tempering exactly right, even with digital thermometers.

      Home candy making is mostly about pouring the chocolate into amusing shapes and/or colors. I've seen some beautiful work done. It can also be about making interesting fillings and flavorings for candies.

      You can't really improve on the flavor of the chocolate you buy; it's not like adding an after-market stereo to a car. So in fact very little harm is done by adding the palm oil in place of the cocoa butter; you're not trying to duplicate the work of Valrhona. You don't get the same snap as you do with properly tempered chocolate, but that's usually not the point of home candy making.

  211. Re:Um, okay... by flewp · · Score: 1

    As if the average slashdot reader has ever heard of exercise.

    Sorry, it was just too easy.

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  212. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Ever tried taking morphine for the rest of your life? Might not be a good idea. Most doctors won't let you do that."

    And that's why so many people have to die in pain. Not that I care, anyway, because when you're dead, you won't care for the pain you felt while you lived, one way or another. But there are some who say that dying should not be painful.

    But even without such willful misinterpretation (?) of what you write: It's true for morphine as for anything that its the dosage which counts. There are many who took morphine for decades without ill side effects.

  213. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny thing is: if they really wanted e.g. natural vitamin C, they should eat sixty oranges a day or something like that. The stuff you get in supplement form is usually "artificially" produced by genetically modifying or selectively breeding yeast or bacteria to excrete vitamin C which is then put into pill form and sold.

  214. Sick of "chocolate is good for you" stories by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    in Holland the cocoa solids percentage has to be on the wrapper. 70% cacao is pretty good and affordable. In my experience, 70% cocoa solids is pretty much the maximum desirable for eating chocolate. (I've had Lindt 85%, and whilst it was clearly high-quality, it was just too much for simply eating; maybe good as a high-quality ingredient when cooking.) Even that only applies to plain chocolate; Lindt milk chocolate contains (IIRC) 50% cocoa solids, and seems fine to me. I suspect that if you added more cacao to that, it would "push out" the stuff that makes it milk chocolate.

    Yeah, some people prefer "high-quality" plain chocolate over milk, but sod 'em. :-)

    Seriously, I'm damn sick of sanctimonious tossers on TV and in the papers telling us that "real", "high-quality" chocolate is actually healthy, and, blah blah.... usually in conjunction with yet another shitty story about how chocolate is actually good for us.

    Look, I've nothing against chocolate; I like the stuff. But I hate the endless stories about how it's good for you if you eat the "real" high-quality stuff with like 99.9% cocoa solids, when it's just feelgood bullshit to let the masses keep stuffing their faces. (Yeah, like they're really eating one small but oh-so-high-quality square of fucking rare Bolivian Fair Trade chocolate in a week. We all know that after 5 minutes, the only bit they remember is "chocolate is good for you" and use it as an excuse to buy some overpriced mass-market stuff from Nestle). Fucking third-rate Daily Mail journalism.
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  215. Redefinitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While they're redefining everything, can we please quit referring to "white chocolate" as "chocolate"?

  216. What next by Chris+whatever · · Score: 1

    Ok we have fake meat in Mcdonalds, now fake chocolate posing as chocolate.

    I cry for you guys who have their taste buds pounded by food substitute. I went to Disney recently and all food that i hate over there tasted the same, you cant even tell there is cheese and bacon in your hamburgers.

    You must go crazy when get out of your country and realize that you havent lost your taste but were robbed of it by your food industry

  217. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

    Yup, they've been doing all natural poisons over there in China for quite a while too!!! & let's not get into all natural minerals!
    The point seems to be more a fear of artificial inflation to support pharmaceutical prices.
    Of course pharmaceutical companies always play nice & fare, & there is no corruption in America.

    Anyway, back to the point, chocolate. Eat too much & its bad for you! Just like vitamin D.
    Especially if you live in a buyer beware culture.

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  218. The american pizza pie by westlake · · Score: 1
    Similarly with pizza - how different can it be?

    American pizza is far removed from the Italian original.

    Pizza crossed the Atlantic with the four million Italians who by the 1920s had sought a better life on American shores. Most Italians weren't familiar with the many regional variations their fragmented homeland had produced, but a longing for pan-Italian unity inspired a widespread embrace of a simplified pizza as their "national" dish. Fraternal "pizza and sausage" clubs, formed to foster Italian pride, sprouted in cities across the Northeast. Women got in on it too, participating in communal pizza exchanges in which entrants competed with unique pies, some molded into unusual shapes, some with the family name baked into the dough.

    Although non-Italians could partake of pizza as early as 1905, when the venerable Lombardi's--the nation's first licensed pizzeria--opened its doors in Lower Manhattan, most middle-class Americans stuck to boiled fish and toast. The pungent combination of garlic and oregano signaled pizza as "foreign food," sure to upset native digestions. If pizza hoped to gain an American following beyond New York City and New Haven, it would have to become less like pizza. By the 1940s a few entrepreneurs had initiated the transformation, starting a craze that forever changed the American culinary landscape.

    The modern pizza industry was born in the Midwest, not coincidentally a place of sparse Italian settlement. Although pizza had pushed into the suburbs as second-generation Italians relocated, most of the heartland was pizza-free. Its inhabitants had neither allegiance nor aversion to the traditional pie. The region also boasted an enviable supply of cheese.

    Despite such advantages, Ike Sewell still wasn't thinking pies when he partnered with Ric Riccardo to open a Chicago restaurant. Sewell, a native of Texas, planned on offering a menu of Mexican specialties. Riccardo willingly agreed, having never tried Mexican food. His first meal changed his mind so completely that, he liked to say later, he fled to Italy to recover from it. While there, he sampled classic Neapolitan pizza and found it much better than Sewell's Mexican offerings. Sewell eventually agreed to forgo enchiladas for pizza, but not until he'd inflated the thin-crusted Neapolitan recipe to make it more palatable to Americans. "Ike tasted it and said nobody would eat it, it's not enough," Evelyne Slomon, author of The Pizza Book, said. "So he put gobs and gobs of stuff on it."

    Sewell's lightly seasoned deep-dish pie, introduced in 1943, the signature item at Pizzeria Uno, was the first true American pizza. The pie was a uniquely Chicago institution, like a perennially losing major-league baseball team, that other cities showed no interest in adopting. Until Uno's opened its first location outside Chicago in 1979, people had to go to East Ohio Street to sample anything like Sewell's idea of a pie. But its success liberated pizzeria owners nationwide to tinker with their product, ultimately paving the way for the megafranchises. American Pie

  219. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

    Chinese medicine (herbs, acupuncture, etc.) has been around for thousands of years. People have been curing themselves long before Big Pharma pushed all of their drugs on us.

    And it's usually oh-so-effective. If I am having surgery and require antibiotics for the incision site afterwards, I'll trust those over your herbs, thank you very much.

    Why don't we go back to drilling holes in our heads to let out the evil spirits, too? That was around way before your fancy-schmancy "Chinese medicine".

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  220. Tornadoes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least the cornfields get vacuumed once in a while.

    For that matter, the New Orleans area was wet-vac'd a few years ago.

  221. Guittard Chocolate Company by shelterpaw · · Score: 1

    E. Guittard or Etienne Guittard is by far one of the best if not the best chocolate companies in the US. They're located in San Carlos, California and each chocolate uses beans from different parts of the world. They mostly produce dark chocolate which pair well with wine. You'll find their chocolates used in fine restaurants and in high end grocery stores. I love them and order them once in a while. If I'm going to eat chocolate it's going to be E. Guittard. http://www.guittard.com/home/learn_varietals.html

  222. Big Pharma PR Party! by asphaltjesus · · Score: 1

    1. There is a reason why these alternative practitioners stay in business. Because they work.

    2. Big pharma is a business. They take risks to bring you Viagra and therapies designed to build repeat business.

    3. Big pharma certainly has sold a whole host of drugs that are far more harmful than your draining blood example.

    Big pharma are most certainly *not* the Good Citizens you make them out to be.

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  223. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

    In the US in 1850, the life expectancy at birth was around 40 years for both men and women. By 1900, it was around 50 years. By 1950, after the introduction of these antibiotics, it was 66 for men and 72 for women.

    Actually, advances in nutrition and public health (think sanitation) contributed much more to the increase in life expectancy in the 20th century than modern medicine. Infant (and early childhood) mortality rates drag down a population's life expectancy a great deal; the mother's nutrition and the cleanliness of the baby's environment play a much larger role in reducing infant mortality (thus increasing life expectancy) than breakthroughs in medicine. Here's a decent Wikipedia article that hits the highlights.

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  224. Ummm. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, who cares. That is, if you give a damn about quality at least. Good chocolate won't have whey protein anyway. Any connoisseur will tell you that dark chocolate, at least 65-70% cacao is where it's at. And no respectable chocolatier would ever consider replacing cocoa butter. The only people this affects are your typical, ignorant consumers. Unfortunately, that's most people. Those of us who choose quality over quantity won't be effected. That may be a small percentage of people now, but it's growing. Anytime I find myself at the store with a friend of mine, and they decide to pick out a candy bar - I slap them on the wrist for their choice, pick out something for them (granted, it's usually 3-5x more expensive, but I cover the difference), and sit and watch them eat it. I've done this with probably 15-20 people... Not a single one has decided to go back to eating the crap they had before. Most of them curse me for ruining the enjoyment they had from their cheap chocolate, because one they knew how good it could be, they simply couldn't enjoy the nasty shit that gets passed off on the unknowing public. And don't even get me started on the whole fair-trade/slavery issue.

  225. Unfair - Natural Chocolates Only by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If you want quality chocolate, get a 100g bar of Valrhona.

    Hey, not fair, Valrhona has Magic inside it! I mean, it must, to taste like that, no? (seriously, one cannot make relative judgements about chocolate until eating some Valrhona - it makes Lindt and those San Francisco chocolatiers look like amateurs).

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  226. I have a dream... by JacksBrokenCode · · Score: 1

    Coincidentally, Dr. King's speech was about "chocolates" as well...

  227. Lol by Jaggo · · Score: 1

    Somehow, This first read to me as "The US is considering redefining 'chocolate' as a Drug." [First post, don't mod-hate me!]

  228. Re:most corner stores in the UK sell decent stuff. by LauraScudder · · Score: 1

    Every decent grocery store I know of sells some okay stuff like Ghiradelli - you just have to look hard for it amongst the Hershey wax bars. With a whole damn aisle of candy at your average grocery store, they're bound to accidentally stock something half decent.

  229. American Champagne or Irish Whisky? by blorg · · Score: 1

    ...unless you are referring to the fact that Irish whiskey has an 'e' unlike Scotch "whisky" not quite sure what you're getting at - written references to Irish whiskey predate Scotch by almost a century.

    Me, give me a decent German champagne any time...

  230. Re:most corner stores in the UK sell decent stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Now I see why these food guys in Belgium and France wouldn't feed their dog on the stuff I've been eating.

    Chocolate is deadly for dogs, especially good chocolate (it's the cocoa that's the problem).

  231. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The number is way off though. Before 1900 nearly all remedies were herbal"

    WTF? Yeah, there was herbal stuff. There was also bloodletting with lancets or leeches. Amputation without anasthetic followed by cauterisation with hot iron. People would drink fucking MERCURY, how's that for a natural remedy?

  232. Funny example of idiotic big governement by TonyXL · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This idiocy is just what all you Democrats (and many Republicans) deserve.

  233. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is in most cases just the cost.

  234. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Indeed. I am not a physician, but I suspect that most of the ways of dying involving vitamin C overdose involve acute acidosis, and I don't even want to think about how much ascorbic acid you have to consume to cause that.

  235. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    No one forces you to use drugs. Having alternative cures fall under the same regulations as drugs wouldn't deter the use of them. Except that it costs BILLIONS of dollars to get a drug approved in the United States... only a handful of huge multinational companies are able to produce drugs for the U.S. market. Regulating herbal remedies the same way as manufactured drugs would essentially eliminate herbal remedies from the market, as the costs for getting herbal remedies approved would be the same, except there would be no patent to ensure a company would get their money back.

    Regulating herbal remedies like drugs = banning herbal remedies. This is why the big drug manufactures are the biggest force lobbying for the regulation of herbal remedies.

    This is of course ignoring the moral arguement, that in a free society I shouldn't need to get anyone's permission to consume a fucking plant.

    That doesn't mean they work. It means they are not dangerous. It means that there is no reason for the government to ban them.
  236. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    One doesn't have to give up modern medicine in order to want to be allowed to consume plants and vegetables of their choice. If someone wants to sell a chinese herb, that has been grown and cultivated for thousands of years for a medicinal purpose, what is the logic of stopping it?

    Why is it so important, so critical to our nation, to forcefully prevent people from eating plant or vegetable - especially when the number of people who die from that plant are insignificant compared to the number of people who die from complications or overdose of legal prescription drugs.

    What we are seeing is a coalition: Authoritarians and Totalitarians such as yourself who believe that all human behavior should be severly restricted by the government, working hand in hand with the big pharma corporations who want to eliminate competition. You get the benifit of the government spanking you and telling you "bad boy" like your dad used to do when you were a kid, and the big pharma corporations get the benifit of a patent monopoly on health products.

  237. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    If you believe that, you are likely to have a short and miserable life. If you get a chance, ask your friendly neighborhood pharmacist about all the ways you can damage your body or kill yourself with 100% organic, all-natural herbs and vitamins. Pharmacists know more about drugs, and their effects, than physicians. They certainly know more than the "experts" at your local vitamin or health food store. So what? Watching too much TV can be dangerous (it causes obesity)! Eating too much chocolate can be dangerous! Skateboarding can be dangerous! There is any number of dangerous activity that people can choose to engage in.

    The question is why you feel the need for the government to regulate unprocessed plants and vegetables the same way it does synthetic drugs? Why do you feel the need for the government to have absolute authority on the plants and vegetables you are allowed to consume? Why do you feel that the government has the right to micromanage my body? Why not let people who want to experiment with traditional herbal medicines, do so at their own risk?

    Why is it justified for someone to threaten me with violence or imprisonment if I want to eat a candy bar sweetened with stevia instead of corn syrup? Why is it justified for someone to threaten me with violence or imprisonment if I want to drink Chamomile tea to help me sleep? Why not just lay off?
  238. Hydrogenated vs. Partially Hydrogenated Oil by goodben · · Score: 1

    (Fully) Hydrogenated oil means that all the double bonds are "filled in" with hydrogen. Hydrogenated oil is not any different chemically than other saturated fat. It's generally considered more of a heart risk, but isn't bad in small quantaties.

    Partially hydrogenated oils means that only some of the double bonds are "filled in." The way this is done industrially creates roughly equal amounts of cis and trans (isomers in chemistry speak) configurations in the remaining double bonds. Only the cis configuration occurs in nature, so human bodies aren't equiped to utilize the trans configuration because the appropriate enzymes can't wrap around them. Because of this they tend to accumulate in the body which is bad. Current advertising rules in the US allows companies to advertize "No trans fat" if there is less than 0.5 g or 0.1 g per serving (I don't know which it is). This is particularly misleading for things like margarine that have a small "serving size" but are often used in higher amounts for cooking. If you see partially hydrogenated oils in the ingredients list, there are trans fats no matter what the advertizing blurb on the package says.

    The reason that food companies hydrogenate oils is to get the consistency of the oil correct. Unsturated oils have a lower melting point than saturated oils of the same molecular weight. This makes it easy to extract and separate liquid oils and then partially hydrogenate them to get a solid fat that melts easily and is spreadable.

    In general fat-like substances accumulate in your body because the body's active transport systems all revolve around water. Fat is transported passively. This is why you can kill yourself by overdosing on fat-soluble vitamins, but not water-soluble ones. (Vitamin C is water-soluble so it's pushed as a "cure-all" rather harmlessly) Any fat-like substance that your body can't use is a big no-no health wise for this reason. That's why you need to stay away from trans fats and why I'm suspicious of fat subtitutes (although I don't have any specific information on Oleo or the like).

    Disclaimer: I've taken University classes in organic chemistry and biochemistry and have an advanced degree in Chemical Engineering, so I could be considered part of the "establishment."

    1. Re:Hydrogenated vs. Partially Hydrogenated Oil by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Excellent post!!!

      I did know that fully hydrogenated fats are just saturated fats. Also the thing about hydrogenated fats having molecules with equal cis and trans double bond "geometry". Didn't know the reason why these molecules cannot be metabolized - thank you so much for this clear explanation!

      Can you make a guess why coconut oil, although a saturated fat, doesn't seem to accumulate in the body as much as others?

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  239. FDA redefined: bought-out lapdogs by swschrad · · Score: 1

    they're busy right now determining the safe level of melamine powder for use in bread flour.

    that ought to be good for approximately 250 equivalents of college scholarships for officials' kids.

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  240. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    Wow, all drugs made by big corporations cause heart attacks? Oh man, I guess I better stop taking all of my commercial meds for high blood pressure, because it would be bad if I had a heart attack, right? I know, I'll switch to all natural medicines, because everything natural must be good and cannot possibly be bad. Lets see here, what looks like it would make me feel good? OH! Look! Cocaine! Why yes, it is ALL NATURAL!!! It can't possibly have any detrimental affects! Noone is saying that natural remedies have no side effects, or that they are particularly effective. What we are saying is that people should be allowed to take them or use them without them having to spend billions of dollars and 15 years of clinical testing in order to be approved (which would, for all practicle purposes, make them illegal - because they cannot be patented, so there is no way to recover the costs of the testing).

    What is so terribly frightening to you that you need the government to regulate natural remedies? I mean, I see why the big corporations and financial interests want to ban herbal remedies: Why would you want people to drink of cup of Chamomile tea before bed, when they can pop an expensive patented sleep pill instead? But why are *YOU* so terrified of herbal remedies? The government isn't subsidizing herbal rememdies like it is patented big-pharma drugs... people are not dying from overdose and misuse in large numbers, the way they are from legal prescription drugs... why can't you simply not purchase herbal remedies if you don't like them? Why do you need to force people not to use them?
  241. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    If you believe in science and not voodoo, you'd want them to be tested for efficacy. Herbal remedy producers (corporations, just not as big as Big Pharma) don't want testing because then the vast majority of them will be shown to be ineffective. All drugs, and remedies, have benefits and risk. Some are quite obvious, but most benefit/risk calculations really require a certain level of expertise, which the American public simply does not have. Thus, the snake oil people can sell you unregulated dreck and you feel you're in control. Meanwhile, you waste money. But why are you concerned if I waste money, or snake oil people sell me unregulated dreck? That doesn't stop you from purchasing government approved medicines!? No one is forcing you to take unregulated herbal remedies! Whatever the social costs you might claim to bear because people are injured by unregulated herbal remedies are insignificant compared to the social costs from risky sexual activity, or from risky extreme sports, or any other activities you wouldn't dream of the government regulating.

    Why, out of all the risky behavior that people engage in, that are completly unregulated, would you choose to go after something like unregulated herbal remedies, which harms very very few people. (people killed by herbal rememdies are statisticly insignificant compared to STDs, diabetis, murders, etc.)?

    Clearly there is powerful financial interests who stand to gain by banning medicinal plants, but there are not powerful financial interests pushing to ban unprotected sex or snowboarding despite the equal or greater danger... and your fear and paranoia of things that grow in your garden are a product of the media blitz being waged on natural remedies.
  242. Re:lexus by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "I still scowl at Lexus drivers, though, bunch of jerk-asses that group."

    Just curious...is this how you feel about lexus drivers.....or anyone in a higher priced car?

    Do you feel the same way about Porsche drivers, or Mercede's drivers or Cadillac drivers?

    If not...what is it about lexus drivers I wonder that you find makes them jerks over drivers of other brands of cars?

    I personally wouldn't own one...but, then again, I don't car for cars that have more than 2 seats.

    :-)

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  243. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    Yeah, FDA approval... GREAT!

    This is the same FDA that banned stevia as a food additive in the U.S. (stevia, is of course not only approved as a food additive in every other industrialized country, but encouraged as a healthy alternative to sugar... years of testing have shown absolutly no negative side effects), because it recieved ONE ANONYMOUS EMAIL from someone who claimed it gave them a stomach ache (yes, the FDA openly admits that they banned it because of one anonymous email!!!)... while at the same time allowing corn syrup to be widely used as a food additive despite the fact that there are mountains of evidence of its negative effects on the human body.

    Science and safety have nothing, zero, nada, zilch, to do with FDA approval. There is absoluty no safety requirements or scientific testing for a plant product to be approved for consumption by the FDA, nor is there any scientific requirements or testing for a plant product to be banned. The corn growing lobby is more politically and economicly powerful than the stevia lobby, therefore corn syrup is "healthy" and stevia is not.

  244. Mod parent -1, Pseudo-science quackery by goodben · · Score: 1

    The parent is garbage. The fact that it condemns trans fats, which _are_ bad for you, appears to be lucky.
    Oils are partially hydrogenated to make them an easily spreadable or easily meltable solid. It doesn't matter if it's corn, soy, canola, peanut, olive, or whatever oil. To get a butter or lard substitute, we've been doing it this way for the last 50-something years. The problem is that industrial processes use methods that don't discriminate between the cis and trans isomers and produce roughly equal amounts of them. The body doesn't know how to deal with the non-naturally occuring trans isomer and so it accumulates. That's why it's bad. (Beware of products containing partially hydrogenated oils that advertize "0 g Trans fats" because that just means they have a small serving size.)
    Incidently, (fully) hydrogenated oils aren't chemically different than naturally saturated fats. It's the _partially_ hydrogenated oils you really have to watch out for.
    Different oils have different health values depending on the amount of saturated, polyunsaturated, and monounsaturated oils they contain as well as minor fat-soluable ingredients. However, canola oil (as well as olive) is supposed to be one of the better ones (less saturated fat than some of the tropical oils). Regardless, your chemical explanation was completely bogus. It has nothing to do with preservation and everything to do with making a spread and little to do with what is available in the US. If olive oil were cheaper here, they would do the exact same thing and it would be just as bad.

  245. except it doesn't happen like that by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Now importer of chocolats will be putting the same crap in it's chocolate that it ships to the US.

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  246. My comments to the FDA by shuz · · Score: 1

    Hello my name is Aaron Berg from Minnesota. As an individual consumer I believe it is not appropriate to allow a business to name a food type as "original" when it contains artificial or inferior "taste a like" products. The new proposed plan of allowing candy makers to mark their candies as chocolate when the only thing they contain is a very small percentage of coco powder and the rest being fillers is, I believe, not the correct way to handle the situation. Historically chocolate has consisted of two key ingredients coco power and coco butter. Products labeled Milk Chocolate contain milk. Allowing manufactures to name products not consisting of these ingredients means misleading consumers. Allowing this new naming standard would monetarily help companies that produce whey protein, like local Minnesota based Davisco foods, however it will not mean more jobs as these products are highly mechanically automated. It would also lower the high purity and quality standards that the FDA is known for. I appreciate your time and efforts to establish and justify standards. Please do not allow Docket: 2007P-0085 to pass. Thank you, Aaron Berg

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  247. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by RexRhino · · Score: 1

    Classifying them as drugs just means that the same testing and quality assurance guarantees that exist for pharmaceuticals exist for herbal medicines. Except that it costs a billion dollars plus to get a drug proved effective by the FDA. Because plants that have been grown and harvested for thousands of years are not patentable, there is no way anyone could possibly recouperate the astronomical costs of approval.

    Regulating herbal remedies is essentially the same as banning them.

    You want equality, but you're not going to get it by keeping herbs untested and unproven. I don't want equality. I don't want the government to subsidize herbal remedies. I don't want insurance companies to pay for herbal remedies. I don't want hospitals to dispense herbal remedies. I don't want doctors to prescribe them as an alternative to scientificly proven effective drugs. I simply want it to remain legal for people to be able to buy and consume any herb and vegetable they choose - and you want to make it illegal for anyone to purchase or consume a herb or vegetable unless the government desides it is OK.

  248. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Moridineas · · Score: 1

    Hahaha, nice try. maybe you should actually go read some of my posts in this thread.

  249. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

    Noone is saying that natural remedies have no side effects, or that they are particularly effective. What we are saying ... Are you telling me I didn't just read SpecialAgentXXX railing VIOXX and then tote natural remedies as having no serious side effects?

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None! If you take too much the most you'll get is a tummyache. Are you telling me I didn't just read that?

    What we are saying is that people should be allowed to take them or use them without them having to spend billions of dollars and 15 years of clinical testing in order to be approved This is what *you* are saying. What SpecialAgentXXX is saying is that natural remedies are superior in most, if not all, ways, and that we should use them exclusively, and that we should be extremely skeptical of all drugs developed by major corporations. He isn't saying that we should have a choice, he is saying that we should have his choice.

    What is so terribly frightening to you that you need the government to regulate natural remedies?[. . . ] I think at the very root of things, if a natural remedy works, there is some scientific reason that it works, and that it should be discoverable as to what that reason is. However, sometimes the supposed reason that a treatment works is unverifiable, unobservable, nonexistent, and generally outside the realm of science. And sometimes the effectiveness of a natural remedy does not exceed the effectiveness of a placebo. Both of these things do not sit well with me.

    Additionally, see Michael Woodhams's post:

    Big Pharma need someone to stand over them with a big stick to try to keep them honest. So do alternative medicine peddlers. The difference is that, occasionally, the big stick gets used on Big Pharma, but the snake-oil salesmen opperate with impunity in Alternative Medicine, playing Russian Roulette with other people's lives for their own profit.


    I don't know if regulating natural remedies as drugs is the right solution, but I do think there needs to be some way to protect consumers from remedies with unverifiable claims and no perceivable health benefits. I do realize that there are useful natural remedies out there and that we have derived some medicines from them (aspirin, quinine), but I also realize that Merck (et al) isn't interested isn't interested in investigating and developing them, so it is likely that we have two problems to solve, instead of just one. I wouldn't be the first to admit that there is something broken with a system where my taxes go to the government who pays Merck to develop a drug which it then patents and charges the consumers, who paid for the development of the drug to begin with, an arm and a leg for.
  250. Re:lexus by modecx · · Score: 1

    Just curious...is this how you feel about lexus drivers.....or anyone in a higher priced car?

    Well, I think drivers of luxury brands have a certain tendency to be pretentious douchebags, but I think most of this subset of people would be so inclined, even if they were driving a Honda. They're the same sort of people who rice-up cars, just richer usually. Ostentatiousness for its own sake, so to say.

    I'm a member of the PCA (Porsche Club of America), and an interesting feature of the club is that the jerkoffs who can be initially attracted to the club (because they think the club consists mainly of other narcissistic jerkoffs) usually disappear from events in sort order, since their antisocial attitudes are generally incompatible with the activities and club philosophy. So, it's an interesting disparity, a lot of the drivers of Porsches I meet on the road are assholes, but most everyone who attends club events are great people.

    I don't really harbor any negative feelings to Merc or Caddy drivers, or drivers of other brands. I just think driving a Lexus screams "Hi, I have shit for brains, AND I'm too poor to afford a 5 series Beamer!" Furthermore, it doesn't help that every Lexus driver on the planet seem to be constantly on the phone, and seem to be too poor to afford, or too stupid to use a Bluetooth headset, and therefore drive like they have a pineapple shoved up their ass.

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  251. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by kchrist · · Score: 1

    Indeed. I took a tour of the Scharffen Berger factory in Berkeley in late 2005 and the woman giving the tour said this is one of the most frequently asked questions. She said it made everyone a little nervous at first but they're allowed to operate exactly as they have been, but now they have as much money as they need. The chocolate hasn't suffered yet.

  252. Wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) How is this politics?
    b) 8 pages of chocolate and no cracks about mocklate?

  253. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by joto · · Score: 1

    But my point was, with a given [snip] those side-effects come with normal doses [snip]. If you take a normal dose of Tylenol for a long time, your liver starts to dislike you...

    But a normal dose of Vitamin C, or whatever "natural" remedy you are raving about, does not reduce pain, lower fever, etc... Obviously, if the risk of the side-effects of Tylenol are worse than the symptoms of the disease you have, you should not take it. If you can come up with a medicine that cures everything, and has no side-effects, please do so. In the meantime, stop blaming the world for not living up to your ideals. Tylenol works for what it's designed for.

    But with something like vitmins or minerals, those are things that the body NEEDS and that we are usually deficient in, so taking "normal" doses for extended periods of time (e.g., your whole life) has no adverse effects.

    If you are deficient in vitamins and/or minerals, you get sick. Very few people in rich western countries are getting deficiency diseases like scurvy today. Thus there is no rationale for saying people are usually deficient in them.

    Tylenol, however, is not a deficiency. I don't get sick because I am deficient in drugs, medication, etc. I don't get a cold because I haven't had enough. I get sick because my immune system was down, and quite possibly because I'm deficient in something that my body needs

    Unlike what you seem to believe, people have always gotten sick. Even healthy people get sick. The millions who died from the black plague didn't get sick because their immune system was deficient. They got sick because the black plague was a new powerful disease that even the immune system of otherwise healthy people didn't know how to fight.

    Also, you are probably eating more healthy today, than humans ever has throughout history (that is, unless you choose to live from coke, burgers, and french fries only). Blaming the modern agricultural system for producing unhealthy food is like blaming the auto industry for making cars so much slower than horses. Let me put this straight, unless you can prove otherwise, I'm 99.999999% that you are not suffering from a deficiency disease.

    Your irrational fear of "being deficient" in certain nutrients, is just that; irrational fear. By eating a normal and varied diet, and exercising regularly, you will become far more healthy than by continuing to delude yourself that you need vitamin pills to survive.

  254. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    I absolutely stay away from the Big Corporate chocolate: Hershey's, Cadbery's, etc. It's all shit.

    I hear you, and I typically go with Godiva myself, but Cadbury Creme Eggs are awesome!

  255. WTF! FDA needs to ban High Fructose Corn Suryp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it utter appalling that the FDA is considering allowing foods marked as "Chocolate" to contain "cheaper" and "inferior" ingredients such as vegetable oil and dried milk, is the FDA in the pockets of Corporate America? If they allow this the message is clearly YES!

    If anything we need the FDA to place restrictions back on our foods to only allow wholesome ingredients, and eliminate the ability of corporate America to use sub standard products in lieu of profit over quality. I find it extremely appalling that many manufacturers are allowed the use of High Fructose Corn Syrup, and only disclose this on miniscule text in the ingredient list. For example does bread really need that high fructose corn syrup? Heck NO!. It's a wonder why America has such a high diabetic type 2 rate these days with high fructose corn syrup in everything. This especially hurts the poor, and middle class, as the supermarkets often don't offer a comparable product for a reasonable price, so you have to end up purchasing a lower grade product with high fructose corn syrup. People aren't stupid or misinformed they just don't have the choices to allow a healthier eating habits. The FDA and Corporate America are the ones to blame in my opinion for America's weight problem. Corporate America for putting profits above quality, and for the FDA allowing it by lax regulations.

    As for personal responsibilities arguments how can you make the right choice when everything contains high fructose corn suryp? Not everyone lives on a farm where you can milk your own cows, grown your own grain, etc, and most "gormet" products that don't contain unpronouncable lists of crap are 3x the price of what they should be just because they are marked gormet.

    I personally to combat the high fructose bread issue have gone back to baking bread myself, however I also have a kitchen aid stand mixer and am single, so i don't have the kiddies to contend with and only have a single mouth to feed. However I can't make everything I eat from my single apartment, nor do i have the time living in silicon valley, so in the end i must shop at the supermarket and contend with eating large amounts of sodium, and high fructose corn suryp.

  256. Admitted chocolate addict. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a chocolate addict and I'll admit it. They shouldn't change what "Real Chocolate" is and the ingredients they are made of. I have tried "chocolate" in one of those manufacturer's survey made with vegetable oil is doesn't have the same flavor or texture as "Real chocolate". This controversy is the same as the "Margarine" and "Bread spread" verses "Real Butter". Margarine may have similar taste and consistency of butter but doesn't compare to Butter for taste and consistency. If you cook or bake and try to substitute one for the other the flavor or texture of what you are cooking or bake will be different. Chocolate verses "chocolate made with vegetable oil" will have the same affect.

  257. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by joto · · Score: 1

    but I think we'd all agree that our immune systems are constantly fighting bacterial infections and viruses, and it's when our immune system isn't strong enough to fight something that it "wins," so to speak, right? This is the premise for homeopathic cancer treatments and such,

    The immune system fights diseases => correct!

    Homeopathic treatment of cancer is based on knowledge about the immune system => wrong!

    Homeopathy is based on the delusion that water somehow "remembers" remedies it is mixed with, even when diluted so much that not even a single molecule of the original substance is left. As such, it is the most efficient demonstration of the efficiency of placebo in existence, as millions of people are willing to testify that it works.

    You don't get addicted to C. It's hard to overdose on C.

    You do get addicted to alcohol. It's not particularly hard to overdose on it either. Neither alcohol or Vitamin C helps cure diseases.

    the liver has to treat alcohol, for example, as a toxin. The liver doesn't have to treat C as a toxin, because it isn't one.

    The liver doesn't classify stuff as toxins or not. It just tries to metabolize substances the body doesn't need. Research shows that some alcohol is beneficial to the body (just as some Vitamin C is beneficial), so I fail to get your point.

  258. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Bishop · · Score: 1

    taking "normal" doses for extended periods of time (e.g., your whole life) has no adverse effects. This is not really true. Salt, NaCl, is a good counter example. The recommended daily intake of salt is deadly for some people.

    Herbal medicine should be regulated like any other medicine. You should know what the side effects are. You should know that the claims made about the effectiveness are true. You should know if the bottle actually contains what the label claims.
  259. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by joto · · Score: 1

    Don't count on it. Most of these pills contain sugar, so you could end up fat.

  260. As a Canadian, I can confirm you're wrong by Rix · · Score: 1

    In general speech, we do not call our languages Canadian French or Canadian English. We only do so when distinguishing it from British English or American English.

    English does not belong to the UK.

    1. Re:As a Canadian, I can confirm you're wrong by dwater · · Score: 1

      > English does not belong to the UK

      Right. I *does* belong to the English - by *definition*.

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  261. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Puff65535 · · Score: 1

    And they didn't work. Most of those herbal remedies didn't, and don't, do a thing - though quite a few are actively dangerous. In 1900 we had aspirin and opiates for pain relief, and iodine and carbolic acid for disinfection, and that was basically it for effective medicines.
    And in 2007 the state of the art isn't much better, when I broke my arm I got vicodin and a sling. asprin = non-specific COX inhibitor, opiates = mu receptor agonist, vicodin (hydrocodone/APAP) = mu receptor agonist + COX3 CNS inhibitor. So, after 107 years I got less stomach ache in exchange for liver toxicity.

    We've added bleach to the list of effective disinfectants, and you missed the alcohols, but these 4 are the only ones that haven't developed resistant strains, hardly a great leap forward.

    I'll admit antibiotics are huge, but "herbal medicines haven't changed at all since 1850" is a load of bull.

    There are many herbs that have been validated in double blinded studies, and that are available in standardized extracts. Forskolin and Theanine(from tea) are two that I've used and can vouch for their effectiveness. (I don't take theanine because I already have too much GABA, it and Lyrica both put me to sleep, but the theanine capsules didn't rape my wallet like the lyrica).
  262. Re:most corner stores in the UK sell decent stuff. by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    so that new chocolatey would be safe for them?

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  263. bananas by whitis · · Score: 1

    That was a very interesting post, though prone to exaggeration. Your attitude seems to be that if American's change a foreign dish, we get credit for it but if
    someone else changes an American dish, we still get credit.

    Bananas did not originate from Hawaii, though bananas were probably introduced there between 500 and 700AD.
    According to wikipedia: "They are native to the tropical region of Southeast Asia, the Malay Archipelago, and Australia."

    One of my ancestors, an American by the name of Minor Cooper Keith, was responsible for the global banana trade (before it became exploitative), starting around 1873. Although a few banannas had been imported to the mainland US, and probably other areas like Europe as well, by sailors, they were something that you would only eat on a dare (imagine a banana after a multi-month sea voyage). He created an enormous infrastructure to bring these highly perishable fruits to the US from Central America, including the worlds first fleet of refrigerated steamships and dedicated ports to take the fruit quickly (under 60 hours) from harvest to hold. The railroad express shipment within the US had to be orchestrated and retailers had to be specially trained in how to handle and ripen the fruit. He discovered the bananas while building the first transcontinental railroad (before the panama canal) across Central America, along with his Uncle Henry Meiggs who built the first railroad in Chile. Meiggs died during the building of the transcontinental railroad along with around 4000 people (mostly American's from New Orleans) building the railroad through territory the natives were wisely afraid to visit. The workers from the US did not follow recommended safety precautions
    but workers who were imported from Barbados survived to complete the railroad. The fruit company they founded has been known over the years as United
    Fruit Company, United Brands Company, and Chiquita Brands International and has had a checkered history since Keith's death. Keith himself meddled in
    the politics of Costa Rica backing benevolent dictators during the country's transition to the first stable democracy (he married the daughter of the
    first president) in the region (other attempts to transition to democracy in the region, which was unaccustomed to citizen participation, were unsuccessful
    and bloody). He refinanced the debts of several Central American countries, built hospitals, schools, and railroads throughout the region, and paid
    workers enough to get ahead (double what other workers in the region were paid).

    http://www.freelabs.com/~whitis/clan/empire.html

    Given that bananas existed for well over a thousand years in many parts of the world before Keith introduced them to Europe/America, I suspect that there are
    many banana dishes that are not of American origin. Likewise, although the tomato originated in South America and was common in the US (but thought poisonous
    before Jefferson rehabilitated it here), the tomato's history in England dates to around 1590, around the 18th century in France, and around 1550 in Italy. By
    the mid 18th century, tomato consumption in Italy was widespread. So I am sure that the Italian's and others would take exception to the notion that anything
    with tomatoes not of hispanic origin is created here. http://plantanswers.tamu.edu/publications/vegetabl etravelers/tomato.html

    The American hot dog is a perversion of the german Wurst (pronounced Vurst) or Wiener, though the National Hot dog council, according to wikipedia, credits a butcher in Germany, not an American, with the invention of the Hot Dog (the bland miniature version).

    The Hawaiians had a very healthy diet before western influence, now the Hawaiians are the highest per-capita consumers of Hormel products (or so I was told
    in Hawaii).

    As for chee

    1. Re:bananas by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      That was a very interesting post, though prone to exaggeration.
      Such is my nature.

      Your attitude seems to be that if American's change a foreign dish, we get credit for it but if someone else changes an American dish, we still get credit.
      Of course. We're America. We also get credit for stuff that has nothing to do with us.

      I mean, I actually never said what you suggest I did, nor even implied it, and in fact I bent over backwards to make it clear that I don't think that, such as giving 17 counterexamples. But, you're still right, America gets credit for everything.
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  264. Re:Oh, great (grammar lesson) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, I learned something (well, a bunch of things) new here.

    The one that made me reply was my grammar-nazi impulse: I thought "beleaguer" wasn't a word, but I just learned that it is, and that this article used it properly. Darn it! :-)

    I would have used "belabor" instead (to belabor the point), but only for want of choice.

    Carry on!

  265. Half of what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is the twinkie half-life how long it takes before someone eats between one bite and half the twinkie, then just leaves the rest lying around somewhere?

    Or the life-spam of this half-twinkie? Though one might expect the life to increase with time, not decrease...

  266. Re:most corner stores in the UK sell decent stuff. by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

    Shortly after that an American friend of discerning taste introduced me to proper chocolate (higher cocoa content) in France and then I realised yup, now I see why these food guys in Belgium and France wouldn't feed their dog on the stuff I've been eating.

    You mean besides the fact that chocolate is poisonous to dogs?

  267. white "chocolate" by whitis · · Score: 1

    Just look at what Hershey and similar brands are already doing.

    Replacing cocoa butter with vegetable oil.... Notice that they left of the word "hydrogenated" which would, of course, be necessary to produce a solid
    "chocolate". The hydrogenated oils are unhealthy compared even to saturated fats. And of course, the vegetable oils will be heaviliy refined, removing all the
    healthy nutrients found in vegetable oils in their natural state. "Vegetable Oil" sounds better than "Fully Hydrogenated refined hot-pressed vegetable oil".

    My house mate brought home a bag that was labeled something like "Hershey's white chips". Yep, they couldn't legally call it white chocolate since there
    was no cocoa butter. They assume that consumers will assume it is chocolate because it says "Hershey's". What is the defining ingredient in white chocolate? Cocoa Butter. Likewise, "Nestle Toll House Premier white morsels". Basically, they are trying to sell hardened margarine chunks with sugar, whey, fake? vanilla flavor, and a few other ingredients as white chocolate. Such "white chocolate" products do not contain any part of the cocoa plant.

  268. You see this as a liberal problem? by Von+Rex · · Score: 1

    Interesting post until you got to the unnecessary slam against liberals. Particularly when it's conservatives these days who tend to avoid long-term thinking.

    For examples, see Iraq, AKA "the six-week long war which would pay for itself". You might also want to see "deficit spending" and "abstinence-only sex education". You can collect them on any conservative's greatest hits package.

  269. Re:Oh, great ... hershey's and UK chocolate by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Whilst at Uni in Scotland about 10 years ago the Chemistry department had a lecture on chocolate from a guy working (I think) for Cadburys.

    He explained that the Hershey "flavor" came from the fact that the factories originally couldn't get milk that hadn't gone off. Hence Hershey chocolate had an "off" flavour. When Hershey later tried to correct this the consumers palate was so used to it that they revolted (!) and the old flavor was retained.

    I'm not sure of the verity of this tale but it was from a leading Chemist at a worldwide chocolate producer (albeit in the context of a most entertaining lecture).

    Here in the UK we occassionally have news stories about how the French want to get UK chocolate classed as chocolate flavoured confection (what they actually mean is that there's a move to classify a minimum cocoa solids threshold for chocolate in the EU).

  270. US FDA Federal Government has no authority by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    The United States Federal government is not authorized by the Constitution to regulate food (do you see it listed in Article I Section 8?).

    I personally don't want the government regulating my food, and I dont think the American Founding Fathers did either!!!

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  271. Irony by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else find irony when you say "how about reading a source with less bias and more scientific references?" and then you promptly provide a link to Wikipedia?!?!

    That's good, thanks for giving me a good belly laugh today.

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  272. Nope by Rix · · Score: 1

    Definition is determined by consensus. England and English now have nothing to do with each other. People from England are now known as British.

    1. Re:Nope by dwater · · Score: 1

      You're wrong.

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  273. Chocolate Melamine Bars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this mean Chocolate Melamine will qualify as 100% pure chocolate?

  274. Re:Oh, great (grammar lesson) by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    I would have used "belabor" instead (to belabor the point), but only for want of choice.
    It's a matter of self mockery by dint of intimation. To belabor is to exert one's will or strength upon; that's what a mayor does. That implies some form of authority, that one has the right to impose, and that as such it is the duty of others to subjugate themselves. To beleaguer, however, is not an issue of authority, but rather of assertion by war; it's a Dutch word, inasmuch as you can call anything in Dutch a word, relative to "camping around" (camp: legeren, see league; be-: prefix meaning about or surrounding.)

    The combination is circa the 16c. Flemish Wars, and implies coercion by attrition and denial. I find the insinuation amusing.
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  275. Re:Real Chocolate: Scharffen Berger Bittersweet Da by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Who knew that I should be conditioning myself to tolerate only pure "Cacau" bars, just as I might do with fish oil, so I can rest smugly in my chocolate snobishness.

    But wait, processing the bean discards much of the natural taste and benefit. Better to eat the beans whole, directly from the tree, than to pollute them by the touch of man or machine. This is truly the way of the chocolate elite.

    Since when does a cynical asshole, that can't even read the post his rant supposedly is 'in reply to,' qualify as 'Funny?'

    Who knew, indeed? What an asshole. Let me guess, while others learned to appreciate chocolate, you were too busy packing fudge, am I right?

    Oh, and snobbishness, has two letter 'b' symbols in it, dumbfuck.

    People who appreciate things are snobs. What's this, the front end of the revolt of the ignorant? You're such an asshole, tell ya what, while folks with functioning tastebuds enjoy the real deal, you can eat shit. After all, it's brown, right? Just add high fructose corn syrup, what's the difference eh Fuckwad? All in favor of turning this illiterate, tasteless fuck into soap and/or dog food, say Aye.

  276. Drugs vs. Natural medecines ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chinese medicine (herbs, acupuncture, etc.) has been around for thousands of years. People have been curing themselves long before Big Pharma pushed all of their drugs on us.

    Couple hundred years ago, draining blood was considered a cure for just about anything. Next time you have a headache, slit your wrists.


    Sure, that's right, except for the little geography && history you forgot :

    - draining blood was an european practice (yup, the same one who believed you ought to wash only once in a month or so ..)
      (as a side note, this practice diappeared a while ago ...)

    - chinese medecine was, well, pretty limited to eartern asia ... in my history book, they never had a black plague wiping half their popoulation ...
      (as a side note, this practice is about 3'000 or so years old, and still going on ...)

    An interesting point is that I live in France, a country where (pharmaceutical) anti-depressant(*) sales are amongst the highest in the world ... the funny thing is that it doesnt prevent us from entering an election where the main point is : 'France is declining' ... talk about the effectiveness of drugs anytime you wish, but please prove your point with good exemples, at the very least !!!

    And for that headache of yours, massage the back of your head, and it'll disappear (or use aspirin, a naturally accuring chemical :-) )...

    (*) : sorry for mis-spellings

  277. Re: American Cheese by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1
    While I agree it is a shame to call the stuff, "American Cheese", I believe it was targeted at children. When I was a child I wasn't ready for stronger tasting cheeses. It seemed ok to me at the time, although later I was very happy to learn here was something better.

    When I was in the UK, I ate at a stake house and found the cheese at the salad bar too bland. I made a suggestion to the manager and got read off about how their cheese was specially formulated for the tastes of their clients.

    My friend Robert Singleton would say, "People don't really like American Cheese, they just think they do..."

  278. It's a turn of phrase, not meant to be literal by fantomas · · Score: 1

    Sorry, in the UK, "I wouldn't feed my dog on that" is a colloquial turn of phrase, referring to food of such poor quality that it is not fit to be given to dogs to eat (dogs being considered less discerning eaters than humans and lower form of animal).

    Not meant to be taken literally.

    Not sure what the equivalent expression is in your country.

    1. Re:It's a turn of phrase, not meant to be literal by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I was being a bit of a smart ass with the whole dog and chocolate thing.

      In the U.S. we use pretty much the same phrase, "I wouldn't give that to my dog".

  279. Sugar tariffs by arete · · Score: 1

    Even when things move from the US _to_ the EU they get better there. For instance, soda in the EU is mostly sugar and NOT mostly corn syrup.

    To my understanding the reason for this is US farmers pushing for high sugar tariffs, so sugar is relatively pricey in the US.

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  280. Re:High End American Chocolate Is Actually Excelle by Detritus · · Score: 1

    I just bought some juice, not paying too much attention to the label. When I got home, I discovered why it was such a bargain and why it tasted like diluted crap. It was 27% actual juice, the rest being water, corn syrup, and other filler.

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  281. Corrections by rs79 · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Corrections by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Interesting on both counts. Thank you for the updates.

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  282. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by MisaDaBinksX4evah · · Score: 1

    Fuck you people and your attitudes of indifference to the monolithic pharmacological complex that permeates your lives and controls you with its intense advocacy of mind and body-altering drugs. You have only yourselves to blame for your inept decline into an ignorant stupor where you would sooner stare at the wall than engage in significant conversations about reality.

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  283. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are the warnings on herbs and vitamins? None! If you take too much the most you'll get is a tummyache


    Great! Now go find a bunch of Vitamin A and eat ten times the normal dose for a week, or if you're impatient try 60mg of Vitamin D all at once and let us know how well that works out for you.

  284. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Got a sore throat of a cough? Eat a teaspoon of tobasco or any hot hot thing. The heat numbs the throat instantly and expectorates the crap in your lungs. Or you can get guffenesin in a white pill. Same thing. Guess where it came from?


    Capsaicin (the active ingredient in chillis) is not an expectorant at all -- it is a mild neurotoxin that binds to the VR1 receptor in neurons, causing a depolarization. Medically this may be useful as an analgesic (pain reliever) and possibly as a means of quenching neurogenic inflammatatory responses. Most medical use of capsaicin, however, is as a topical test of neural function ("do you feel heat here *spritz spritz*?"), with some research going into other neurogenic diseases (diabetes in particular) and neurogenic apoptosis (to fight certain cancers).

    Capsaicin is a strong irritant, however, and inhaling even small amounts certainly will trigger the cough reflex.

    However, an expectorant increases the productivity of coughs, where productivity is measured in terms of mucous or phlegm expelled from the airways. Expectorants are not protussives (they do not provoke coughing on their own), they either cause the production of more mucus, wetter mucus, or both.

    Guaifenesin's expectorant action draws water into the bronchi and bronchioles, resulting in mucus which is thinner (less viscous), slicker (less sticky) lighter (in the mg/cm^3 sense), and consequently more likely to be expelled by a cough.

    Guaifenesin's name is taken from the Guaiacum genera of trees which are popular in alternative medicine, but is of artificial origin (first synthesized in the early 1950s), and is manufactured in factories.

    "Lumbrecin" is not a part of the British or U.S. standard pharmacopoeia, and again is used in alternative medicine in the form of teas made from the "biohumus" (excrement) of common earthworms. It is difficult to imagine even the consistent presence of any particular active ingredient (it would depend enormously on the diet and activity of the worms and the soil environment (including the soil microflora), and these three variables can vary substantially even in "captivity" settings, and are much harder to control than monoculture microbial fermentation).

    "Western" pharmacopoeia is pretty non-uniform with respect to volatile extracts from plants. The French pharmacopoeia includes a substantial number of essential oils mainly used topically as external antimicrobial treatments (in competition with or in combination with, for example, ketoconazole). The British pharmacopoeia has a few plant extracts, but has generally moved away from ingredients which are difficult to make to standard in a consistent fashion, or which contain a complex constellation of bioactive substances. The Australian and New Zealand pharmacopoeia have been moving in the opposite direction with respect to topical preparations -- honeys have been used as external topical treatments, much as is seen in France. The German pharmacopoeia has tried to occupy a middle ground by standardizing phytochemicals not just in terms of the end formulations but also in terms of the whole production process from planting to extraction.

    The "Anglo-Saxon" allopathic drug model is very attractive in the sense that a given single-medicine treatment is likely to follow the expected course in a patient, and armed with a list of medicines, a prescriber or pharmacist is usually able to help the patient avoid any adverse drug interactions. "Constellation" allopathic drug preparations of plant grinds or tinctures made from them are harder to compare because they usually contain small amounts of a variety of active ingredients which may trigger ADRs. Worse, dose control is much harder, since these preparations can vary substantially for natural reasons.

  285. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ""Mother Nature" has produced some of the most lethal poisons and toxins known to man."

    True. As has mankind. Or has mother nature produced mankind? Perhaps it was God who created us. Then God is indirectly responsible for CO2. The bastard.

    "By all means drink a tea infused from a cocktail of god-knows ingredients grown, harvested and stored in god-knows conditions for god-knows how many years with god-knows what effects on the body or a small percentage of users."

    Now now, that'd be unwise. Perhaps saying yes and amen to what your doctor prescribed you for whatever, without knowing the side effects, is THE ultimate solution? It isn't, ignorance is possible in both natural and synthetic way or combinations thereof. Whole books are dedicated to this. The effects of natural drugs are, in general, quite documented and known to mankind. What you argue that people ingest without looking up is indeed unwise but happens in the synethetic drug communities as well. The same is true for LD50. Growing conditions for both organic and pesticide-induced herbs can be controlled. Last but not least, there is the process of standardization. Without all that, you might (not always the case as it depends on the herb) be playing Russian roulette indeed. At least the risk of playing Russian roulette is lower this way (there is always some risk involved). It isn't as if you're plucking some random mushrooms when you take a natural drug or herb, but ofcourse the synthetic drug companies would love to FUD you into that. Now, I wouldn't want clueless people to use and then discredit natural drugs or herbs either because then the chance of them becoming illegal is higher. The synthetic drug community can keep the morons as far as I'm concerned; people are welcome to inform themselves and others and experiment though. Yes, it is in the end still experimenting. I give you that, I do have the balls to admit that. Synthetic drug communities, in general, don't. Especially not the pharmaceutical corporations fabricating the drugs.

    As I posted elsewhere (also as AC) I had except for gelatin a 100% natural ephedra supplement, fully standardized. You may want to look up the origins of ephedra. Unfortunately, it got banned because some people didn't abide to the prescribed dosage. Alcohol and water are still legal though. I bet you the number of suicides on SSRIs is higher than the number of suicides on LSD. There's no documented proof people in China en masse made too strong ma-huang tea and died because of that. I've also effectively used e.g. coffee, 100% natural amino acids, and 5HTP. All with the desired effect and with the latter 2 standardized. The former not, but I name the example because one shot of espresso from my coffee machine is approx the same as another shot of espresso. The same amount of beans are pressed. There are pads avail. which approx contain the same dosage. The effect is not always the same, but that has different reasons. Hence, it is "good enough" there is no standardization required! I name this example because its a common, known one.

    "But you can't for a second claim that it is somehow safer and as efficacious as a properly controlled, scientifically tested drug."

    Yeah. Aspartame, AZT, MSG are all 'properly controlled, scientifically tested drugs'. The numerous scientific evidence that they also develop cancer (among other culprits) is merely 'controversy'. They're safe, because the FDA claims them to be. If they'd be unsafe, the FDA would ban it for us. What your doctor prescribes you is all safe and well tested, he's the authority and your best friend who wants to see you healthy. You're not his customer, and he really does know your first and last name as he's your best friend. Ahem.

    If I were a M.D. and wanted to earn as much as possible I'd make sure my customers were ill enough to see me often and required me to take action for them. But I would not heal them, nor kill them. That'd make the customer go away. Making this known to the customer would also make them not trus

  286. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello. I've taken ephedra and I am still alive. My gosh, how can that be? Also, it really is an effective weight loss drug. Perhaps it competes with certain other drugs on the market? Perhaps for thousands of years the Chinese used it succesfully? Perhaps some assholes used it as a amphetamine substitute? My ephedra supplements were standardized, btw. I had cough syrup (for throughout the day; not the night) which contained pseudo-ephedrine. This is also standardized. Except for purpose and dosage theres no big diff. Sure, 100 mg standardized ephedrine kills you. Yet if you'd drink too much alcohol or water you'd die as well. You simply need to follow the freakin' manual, it is written for a reason. If you don't mind dying then ignore manuals. If the manual says 'take one during morning and one at afternoon' then don't take 6 after the 1st one doesn't appear to work. You don't do this with anti-biotics either, do you? (If you do I feel sorry for you as well as your flora.)

  287. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok I really have a hard time not flaming you for your ignorance but I'll refrain.

    So you decide for me that I should spend my money on the pharmaceutical money machine instead of the (alleged) herbal money machine. Quite authoritarian I'd say.

    "If these herbs are so great, why on earth, aren't they registered as drugs."

    Simple economics 101: specialization. First of all because theres too much competition because they can't patent 'em. Second because certain ingredients in the herbs are also synthetically producted.

    You see, e.g. an amino acid is an amino acid wether its made synthetically or derived from a natural herb and standardized does not matter.

    "In Denmark the cheapest effective drug is used and, if a cheap herb drug (such as aspirin) is as usefull, in the specific condition, as an expensive one (such as clopidogrel), the cheaper one is used and the pharmaceutical company making that one makes money."

    That might be true, but I know certain herbs which are very useful for certain diseases yet these certain herbs are banned throughout in certain countries. Example for Denmark (EU) would be Kava. Yet alcohol is legal. I also know several examples where its sure they're cheaper than synthetic alternatives.

  288. Re:FDA Attempt to Regulate Vitamins, Herbs as "Dru by L1Trauma · · Score: 1

    The problem is not the people taking placebos and ineffective medicines, the problem is the people passing on effective, proven mediciens in favor of BS herbal remedies. I'm happy to take anything that has its efficacy proven in a real, randomized, double-blind, controlled clinical trial.