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  1. I'll have to remember this the next time... on Photoshop CS Adds Banknote Image Detection, Blocking? · · Score: 1

    I go to buy the latest version of Photoshop with my phony money. ;-)

  2. But... on Pluto: Linux-based Do-everything System · · Score: 1

    Does it make toast and play Ogg Vorbis? (not necesarily in that order)

  3. Port this! on Konqueror Compiled For Mac OS X; KOffice Next · · Score: 1

    Ok guys my Commadore 64's waiting! (or would that be Kommadore 64?) It ought to ported any time now...

  4. Great! on Coffee Flavored Breakfast Cereal · · Score: 1

    Now I'll be grouchy until I have my morning coffee-flavored breakfast cereal. :)

  5. hey and with artists such as... on Canadians [Will] Pay Levy on MP3 Players - Updated · · Score: 1

    Celine Dion and Byran Adams, the artists should be paying us a fee! (as in Soviet Russia!) God knows that you'd have to pay me to listen...

  6. hey you guys are getting a little slow.... on Virginia Arrests Man For Spamming · · Score: 1

    I mean where are the aerial photos of this guy's house? I can only presume that the US postal service DOS has already begun.

  7. Funny but... on SCO Ordered to Produce Evidence · · Score: 1

    I could have sworn I heard the Imperial March theme there for a second.

  8. Hey and that was with the 'turbo' button! on The Most Incorrect Assumptions In Computing? · · Score: 1

    ironically now many people actually want to mod LCDs into their machines...

  9. Yikes Slashdotted review... on Rio Karma 20GB Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Now if their webserver could only get a little karma. Wait, maybe the problem is that it is a Karma.

  10. Hey I had a TRS-80 (aka Trash-80) on Top 10 Personal Computers · · Score: 1

    The only thing was that it was a hand-me down and I got it in 1991 when most people were using Amigas or 386s and 486s. Today my watch probably has more memory than that thing had (I bought a cheap pocket organizer in the mid 1990s that did). You could hook it up to a tape recorder to playback programs. The word processor took about 20 minutes to load and didn't even have word wrap! You had to hit the enter key at the end of every line. And of course typing essays while staring at an old color tv was rather hard on the eyes. By that time Basic was a little retro but it was still interesting from the point of view of someone who had never done any programming before. Of course it also played a mean game of pong as it had a cartridge system for games. :-)

  11. This is why... on Hackers Track Down Banking Fraud · · Score: 1

    We need some type of email security protocol or system (such as the use of embedded digital certificates) to verify the source of emails. This type of thing might even prevent some of the spam. The only problem with this is that someone has to be trusted enough to be a central authority to issue the certificates. Who would that be? Say an international body or standards committee? In any case they would have to have some type of foolproof way of verifying that you are who you say you are before they could issue you a certificate.

  12. Wow! on Small Supercomputer, XPC, Notebook, and Gaming Thingy · · Score: 1

    Now that would be a big TV!

  13. Re:So What??? on What the Candidates are Running · · Score: 1

    Of course they do! Those are the helicopters that keep crashing.

  14. Silly me... on Blender Conference Closes, Version 2.3 Released · · Score: 1

    The first time I read that I thought it said Bender conference.... I was thinking "Whoa, that must be one hell of a conference!..." :-)

  15. No spoilers eh? on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    Darth Vader is Luke's father! bawahaha! Oh wait....

  16. Re:A new use for "Clippy." ;) on Augmented Astronauts Needed for Deep Space Missions · · Score: 2, Funny
    I see that you're trying to breathe. Would you like me to:
    • Turn on the oxygen
    • Repressurize your suit
    • Send a distress call
    • Leave you the hell alone
  17. David Letterman should make a top 10 list for this on Top 10 Ways To Lose Your Data · · Score: 1

    Maybe number 1 on the list could be: Using a really big magnet.

  18. So much for that. on Skittlebrau · · Score: 1

    The server seems to have taken a dive in record time....

  19. Talk about your dual mode cellphone... on Nokia Investigating Reported Cell Phone Explosions · · Score: 1

    It now doubles as a genade. Reach out and explode someone....

  20. Well that was tough on First Lawsuits Filed under Missouri's No-Spam Law · · Score: 1

    One of the lawsuit recipients even managed to spam an address maintained by the attorney general's office.

    Maybe they should charge them with stupidity while they're at it.

  21. For those times where... on A Cluster Of Pocket PCs · · Score: 1

    You just really have to run SETI on the road.

  22. What is it? on What's A 'Scroll Lock' And Why Is It On My Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    It's for locking the scroll... duh! ;-)

    Seriously, it is rather handy when working in spreadsheets or large documents.

  23. Now let's see... on Oops, Dave Barry Does It Again · · Score: 3, Funny

    Things we've Slashdotted:
    1. Web Sites
    2. Houses (using the good ol' US Postal Service)
    3. Satellites
    hmm... a Phone Exchange? Nope we haven't done that one yet! :-)
  24. You know... on SCO Derides GPL, Will Revoke SGI's UNIX License · · Score: 1

    I bet that fuckedcompany.com has a spot all ready for SCO.

  25. Heck no but... on OpenOffice.org Hits 1.1 · · Score: 1

    It can save to 'standard' XML files using really obfuscated schemas... oh wait no...