The only thing was that it was a hand-me down and I got it in 1991 when most people were using Amigas or 386s and 486s. Today my watch probably has more memory than that thing had (I bought a cheap pocket organizer in the mid 1990s that did). You could hook it up to a tape recorder to playback programs. The word processor took about 20 minutes to load and didn't even have word wrap! You had to hit the enter key at the end of every line. And of course typing essays while staring at an old color tv was rather hard on the eyes. By that time Basic was a little retro but it was still interesting from the point of view of someone who had never done any programming before. Of course it also played a mean game of pong as it had a cartridge system for games.:-)
We need some type of email security protocol or system (such as the use of embedded digital certificates) to verify the source of emails. This type of thing might even prevent some of the spam. The only problem with this is that someone has to be trusted enough to be a central authority to issue the certificates. Who would that be? Say an international body or standards committee? In any case they would have to have some type of foolproof way of verifying that you are who you say you are before they could issue you a certificate.
I go to buy the latest version of Photoshop with my phony money. ;-)
Does it make toast and play Ogg Vorbis? (not necesarily in that order)
Ok guys my Commadore 64's waiting! (or would that be Kommadore 64?) It ought to ported any time now...
Now I'll be grouchy until I have my morning coffee-flavored breakfast cereal. :)
Celine Dion and Byran Adams, the artists should be paying us a fee! (as in Soviet Russia!) God knows that you'd have to pay me to listen...
I mean where are the aerial photos of this guy's house? I can only presume that the US postal service DOS has already begun.
I could have sworn I heard the Imperial March theme there for a second.
ironically now many people actually want to mod LCDs into their machines...
Now if their webserver could only get a little karma. Wait, maybe the problem is that it is a Karma.
The only thing was that it was a hand-me down and I got it in 1991 when most people were using Amigas or 386s and 486s. Today my watch probably has more memory than that thing had (I bought a cheap pocket organizer in the mid 1990s that did). You could hook it up to a tape recorder to playback programs. The word processor took about 20 minutes to load and didn't even have word wrap! You had to hit the enter key at the end of every line. And of course typing essays while staring at an old color tv was rather hard on the eyes. By that time Basic was a little retro but it was still interesting from the point of view of someone who had never done any programming before. Of course it also played a mean game of pong as it had a cartridge system for games. :-)
We need some type of email security protocol or system (such as the use of embedded digital certificates) to verify the source of emails. This type of thing might even prevent some of the spam. The only problem with this is that someone has to be trusted enough to be a central authority to issue the certificates. Who would that be? Say an international body or standards committee? In any case they would have to have some type of foolproof way of verifying that you are who you say you are before they could issue you a certificate.
Now that would be a big TV!
Of course they do! Those are the helicopters that keep crashing.
The first time I read that I thought it said Bender conference.... I was thinking "Whoa, that must be one hell of a conference!..." :-)
Darth Vader is Luke's father! bawahaha! Oh wait....
Maybe number 1 on the list could be: Using a really big magnet.
The server seems to have taken a dive in record time....
It now doubles as a genade. Reach out and explode someone....
One of the lawsuit recipients even managed to spam an address maintained by the attorney general's office.
Maybe they should charge them with stupidity while they're at it.
You just really have to run SETI on the road.
It's for locking the scroll... duh! ;-)
Seriously, it is rather handy when working in spreadsheets or large documents.
Things we've Slashdotted:
- Web Sites
- Houses (using the good ol' US Postal Service)
- Satellites
hmm... a Phone Exchange? Nope we haven't done that one yet!I bet that fuckedcompany.com has a spot all ready for SCO.
It can save to 'standard' XML files using really obfuscated schemas... oh wait no...