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Skittlebrau

diego001 writes "In the spirit of the T.W.I.N.K.I.E.S. Project, and taking a cue from The Simpsons, someone has apparently come up with a real-life Skittlebrau project - various alcoholic beverages with Skittles inside them. Take a look."

275 comments

  1. That was hilarious by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've got brauspittle all over my keyboard!

    1. Re:That was hilarious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:That was hilarious by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

      l33t linking skillz mor0n

    3. Re:That was hilarious by after · · Score: 0

      OFMG I HATE YOU!!!!!! ...
      !

  2. choking.. by qewl · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Geez, I wonder how many people are going to get so drunk and choke on the new idea.. Slashdot is afterall read by plenty of college students!

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    1. Re:choking.. by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      Some friends and I did it about 3 days after that episode first aired. Skittles and Pabst don't seem to work out the best. Although I'm sure it's better than Skittles and Old Milwaukee. I never thought of trying it with good beer. Better go back to the store...

      And on an unrelated note, I tried making bologna bread with the bread machine. Each slice would be like eating a sandwich, I figured. I've tried it twice and it hasn't worked out. But I think my 3rd idea will work. I'll add no water, but double the amount of water with Frenchs mustard.

    2. Re:choking.. by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh, at least it might taste better coming up.

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    3. Re:choking.. by Ecko_viLAn · · Score: 1

      OH GOD not bologna bread! youw ill release something unholy upon us all.. on a serious note, adding mustard to it might not make the bread rise, but I never thought of mixing bread yeast with mustard...
      chris.

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    4. Re:choking.. by stfvon007 · · Score: 1

      Ive toyed with the idea of pizza bread though. Never actually did it, but might be fun to try.

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    5. Re:choking.. by u38cg · · Score: 1
      My pipe band discovered Skittle Vodka two years ago, and promptly got an Army band banned from drinking with us. It's *very* powerful stuff.

      The best approach is to seperate all the colours and get yourself a range of flavoured vodkas. Fun, and potentially lethal :)

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  3. One big missing flavor... by MrMadnutz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Guiness Skout! :)

    1. Re:One big missing flavor... by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Don't disrespect the guiness.

    2. Re:One big missing flavor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guiness is so foul to start with it would be a waste of skittles.

      It's the only beer I just couldn't get down.

    3. Re:One big missing flavor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pussy.

    4. Re:One big missing flavor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BLASPHEMY!

    5. Re:One big missing flavor... by galt2112 · · Score: 1

      or misspel it

    6. Re:One big missing flavor... by rickmccl · · Score: 1

      Skuinness draft, please? Gotta have the widget or it just tastes stale to me.
      My first choice for skittlation would probably be Boddingtons.
      Or Gin.
      They may be engineers but they sure don't know much about beer. Oh, wait, they're in college, they must only know cheap beer.

    7. Re:One big missing flavor... by connorbd · · Score: 1

      It's not for you, it's not for you...

      But you're going to burn in hell for dissing it.

      I once had a Guinness shandy. It was a pain in the ass for the bartender to pour, and didn't taste terribly good once I had it. I felt sorry for putting the guy through it.

  4. So much for that. by rune2 · · Score: 1

    The server seems to have taken a dive in record time....

  5. Resistivity by switched4OSX · · Score: 0

    I wish the would have determined its resistivity to radio waves, If the twinkie resists radio waves as well as it does electricity. Then I could replace my tin foil hat.

    1. Re:Resistivity by blake8087 · · Score: 0

      do you think tin foil is resistive?

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    2. Re:Resistivity by alexdewaal · · Score: 1

      Yep, that's what he thinks.

      Man, this one is wearing a tin foil hat, prolly doesn't even know it's made of aluminum (low ).

    3. Re:Resistivity by alexdewaal · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that was supposed to read ...(low mu)

    4. Re:Resistivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is. Do you think it is a superconductor?

  6. Sweet & sour tequila by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    1) Stop by your local asian food market and get several packages of salted dried plums. There are different types, so try to find one that is both sweet and sour.

    2) Swing by the liquor store on the way back, it's probably near the asian food market. Pick up a bottle of tequila.

    3) At home, take three shots of tequila from the new bottle of liquor.

    4) Stuff as many pickled plums as possible into the tequila bottle.

    5) Put in the freezer for at least 3 hours or until pickled plums imbue their color to the tequila. Tequila should also be ice cold.

    6) Drink tequila in shots until bottle is empty.

    7) If possible, use a chopstick to pull the tequila-soaked plums out of the bottle for a refreshing after-binge snack.

    Repeat as necessary.

    1. Re:Sweet & sour tequila by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't get the damn plums out with chopsticks, just bash the bottle against the counter...

      Those suckers pop right out!

    2. Re:Sweet & sour tequila by Ecko_viLAn · · Score: 1

      after a bottle of tequila can you really operate chopsticks safely? or at all?
      chris.

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  7. Finally! by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Finally, a practical use for science!

    Pour me up a frosty, cold glass of technology, barkeep.

  8. thank gawd I can't drink by dnotj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not very often that I come along something that makes me thankful for not being able to drink. But Skittlebrau is one of them...

    For the curious (or morbid) http://www.pkdcure.org/aboutPkd.htm is why I can't drink.

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    1. Re:thank gawd I can't drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Polycystic Kidney Disease is for losers. Toughen up sissy.

    2. Re:thank gawd I can't drink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the curious (or morbid) http://www.goatse.cx is why I can no longer screw my wife in the ass without my cock going limp.

    3. Re:thank gawd I can't drink by Lane.exe · · Score: 1
      This is odd. The college mock trial case this year involves a hockey player who died as a result of polycystic kidney disease. I think I will now attempt to argue that this was in fact caused by his overconsumption of Skittlebrau.

      It beats my old plan of the Chewbacca defense.

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    4. Re:thank gawd I can't drink by twentycavities · · Score: 1

      Goatse.cx "guy" is a hermaphrodite! (See gruesome [NSFanywhere] evidence.) The stretched out thing is his girl part.

      More the reason to exclusively use your wife's ass, really.

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  9. thats not it... by RTPMatt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "The sugar cuts the bitter beer taste and and leaves you with a mellow sweetness that isn't bad drinking.

    While i wont dissagree with these findings, its been my personal expirence that sour skittles do a far better job of cutting that beer flavor...of course for those of us that acutally LIKE beer, this is completely unnecessary.

    1. Re:thats not it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know in the interests of seeing people's reaction, it might be fun to order beers at various pubs, ale houses, and micro breweries and bring along your own bag of skittles.

    2. Re:thats not it... by Goldfinger7400 · · Score: 1
      I once mixed a bag of skittles with a beer at a party (towards the end of the party, if you get my meaning)... The results were not good. It got all cloudy, and tasted something like bile. If anything, it became more bitter.

      Might be better results with mixed drinks, I don't know.

    3. Re:thats not it... by spudchucker · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a certain audiophile also talks out his a$s about his skitlle fetish.

  10. Obligatory slashdot effect post by albertoiii · · Score: 1

    haha looks like there were too many skittles in their server!

    1. Re:Obligatory slashdot effect post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the funniest post so far.

      It's funny because it made no sense!

  11. Article Text by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    'The Text'(tm) before the site gets /.ed
    "Now with 100% less images"



    As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first:

    Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

    Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."

    Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

    And so with that, the Skittlebrau project was born. My years of drinking training had led up to this moment, the first scientific Skittlebrau investigation. I realized that for such a daring experiment, I would have to do the drink tasting myself. Crazy you say? Crazy like a fox (yeah, I don't know what that is supposed to mean either).

    I had selected a wide variety of brew to mix with the skittles, from wussy-man malt beverages to dark beer. The resulting drinks were judged not only on taste, but also on appearance post-skittle induction. They would also be tasted immediately, and then allowed to sit for a few minutes so the skittles could dissolve.



    Skoors Light

    Coors Light is a relatively decent light beer, definitely needed to be served cold. This was the first skittle brew we tried, and the initial results were somewhat disappointing. There wasn't much of a reaction between the skittles and the beer.



    The first taste was undiscernable from un-adulterated Coors. However, within minutes, the color coating of the skittles had dissolved off, giving the beer a deeper color from its normal paleness. But as the beer drained down, the skittle taste really started to kick in, and thats not a good thing. Part of the problem is that Coors Light really doesn't taste much like anything, so the skittles quickly became the only taste in the beer. And that last swig is a real face twister.

    The interesting thing is whats left at the bottom of the glass, little white pebbles (because the cold beer froze the skittles). Hard and crunchy, and they wipe that beer aftertaste away.

    Bacardi Skilver

    Bacardi Silver it turns out is actually one of the nastier malt beverages I have ever tasted. So, it couldn't be much worse with skittles. Dropping the skittles into the drink caused a mountain a fizz from the repulsive drink.



    The taste is hard to describe. I think its an actual improvement over the normal taste. The strange thing is it almost tastes like margarita mix. The color matches up pretty well with whatever skittle you put in. So either do red/purple or the green/yellow/orange to get a nice glow (putting them all in just makes it look brown). Probably the worst part is the floating white pieces of skittle at the top of the drink

    Skitrona

    Citrona isn't actually half bad. The only downside to it is that it is fairly cloudy. But with some skittles, it becomes a cornucopia of color. Skittle induction reaction was minimal, and the color quickly spread throughout the drink.



    Strangely enough, the skittles really didn't have any effect on the taste, so perhaps Citrona is made from skittles. A very unimpressive showing.

    Old Skilwaukee

    "Don't do it!!!"

    "For science!!!" GLUG GLUG GLUG

    "Dear God, what have I done. I have dabbled in things Man was not meant to."



    Folks, this one is pretty bad. Not that Old Milwaukee is that great to begin with (I believe "ass" is the term most commonly used), but skittles just make it downright foul. The skittles dissolve very fast, so almost immediately you have a massive influx of sugar into the mixture. The early sips are bad, but it gets worse the longer you put off drinking it.

    Chug it down, move on to the last one.

    Skittlebrau

    The one, the only, the original, Skittlebrau.

    I personally am not a big dark beer fan. But the Crazy Engineer household would be remiss if w

  12. Forget Skittlebrau... by TiMac · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    I want me a Lawnmower!

    Homer's Lawn Mower

    ingredients:
    2oz. vodka
    1 bunch wheatgrass
    instructions:
    place wheatgrass in a juicer to yield 6oz.
    mix wheatgrass juice with 2oz. vodka
    makes 1 8oz. serving

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  13. Taste The Rainbow by Psychotic_Wrath · · Score: 0

    Now your gonna have a drunk thats gonna try to eat every rainbow in sight

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    1. Re:Taste The Rainbow by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      I couldn't stop lauging when i read this, wish i was that clever

  14. Skittle colour effects by Bifurcati · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would be interesting to try the beers out with just single colours (or controlled combinations) of skittles, and see how that varies the taste. I half suspect, though, that it would be difficult to determine the difference with your eyes closed (it's actually somtimes tricky to tell the difference between, say, lemon squash and orange soda. Even stranger is that if if you use food colouring to make lemonade green and lemon squash orange, then (with your eyes open!) many people think they taste like lime and orange respectively.) I wonder if this could be adapted to other drinks, and other lollies? You'd probably need a fizzy drink, but what about barley sugar or boiled lollies in beer? What about an orange Chuppa-chup, vodka and lemonade cocktail? Yum yum! Later! Bifurcati

  15. A haiku... by Hobart · · Score: 3, Funny
    four comments posted
    the tcp syn times out
    slashdotted so soon
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    1. Re:A haiku... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you all suck at this
      anonymous hoes
      time to smoke a bowl

    2. Re:A haiku... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right... and 4) profit.

    3. Re:A haiku... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Five five five "haiku" ???
      Is it the math, or English
      that you never learned?

    4. Re:A haiku... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TCP aloud,
      is three syllables.
      You are a dumbass.

    5. Re:A haiku... by Lionel+Hutts · · Score: 1

      You pronounce "tcp" as one syllable? Sounds painful.

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    6. Re:A haiku... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Please check your nesting settings before replying about a post that refers to its parent. You'd see that the parent of my post was post 7216610, but since it was below your threshold, you didn't see it.

    7. Re:A haiku... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever try clicking the Parent button, you farktard?

    8. Re:A haiku... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Okay, you idiots REALLY need to learn about the Parent Button. That's where you can find the post to which I was replying. Amazing technology, huh?!

      I expect intelligent people here. Or should that be 'expected'?

    9. Re:A haiku... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

      Let me put it another way.

      Your five five five prose
      And your poor internet skills
      Have made YOU the tard.

    10. Re:A haiku... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      I call that a bug in the Slashdot code. Very annoying, too. Replies to comments below your threshold should also be hidden.

    11. Re:A haiku... by Shelrem · · Score: 1

      Technically, that should be "verse," not "prose."

      Still, good point.

      b.c

    12. Re:A haiku... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haiku is easy
      All you do is stop at the
      Seventeenth syllab

  16. scooped by ejeetify · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One of the clubs at my university beat this guy by a year. I remember them having a special Skittlebrau night about a year and a week ago.

    1. Re:scooped by Crusader+of+Yore · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can remember it? You obviously didn't participate in an enthusiastic enough manner...

    2. Re:scooped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look: if it wasn't reported on slashdot, it never happened.

  17. Another Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://anthony.is.dreaming.org/skittle-brau.htm

  18. The this story brought to you by the phrase . . by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    "Slow News Day"

    Can we all say that kids!?

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    1. Re:The this story brought to you by the phrase . . by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Slow news day?! The Chinese are in space, fer cryin' out loud, and this article makes the cut?

  19. Article Text by R33MSpec · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Article Text for your viewing pleasure ... and because site is slashdotted



    As with most crazy ideas, the Simpsons thought of it first:

    Homer: "I'm feelin' low, Apu. You got any of that beer that has candy floating in it, you know, Skittlebrau?"

    Apu: "Such a product does not exist, sir! You must have dreamed it."

    Homer: "Oh. Well then just gimme a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles."

    And so with that, the Skittlebrau project was born. My years of drinking training had led up to this moment, the first scientific Skittlebrau investigation. I realized that for such a daring experiment, I would have to do the drink tasting myself. Crazy you say? Crazy like a fox (yeah, I don't know what that is supposed to mean either).

    I had selected a wide variety of brew to mix with the skittles, from wussy-man malt beverages to dark beer. The resulting drinks were judged not only on taste, but also on appearance post-skittle induction. They would also be tasted immediately, and then allowed to sit for a few minutes so the skittles could dissolve.



    Skoors Light

    Coors Light is a relatively decent light beer, definitely needed to be served cold. This was the first skittle brew we tried, and the initial results were somewhat disappointing. There wasn't much of a reaction between the skittles and the beer.



    The first taste was undiscernable from un-adulterated Coors. However, within minutes, the color coating of the skittles had dissolved off, giving the beer a deeper color from its normal paleness. But as the beer drained down, the skittle taste really started to kick in, and thats not a good thing. Part of the problem is that Coors Light really doesn't taste much like anything, so the skittles quickly became the only taste in the beer. And that last swig is a real face twister.

    The interesting thing is whats left at the bottom of the glass, little white pebbles (because the cold beer froze the skittles). Hard and crunchy, and they wipe that beer aftertaste away.

    Bacardi Skilver

    Bacardi Silver it turns out is actually one of the nastier malt beverages I have ever tasted. So, it couldn't be much worse with skittles. Dropping the skittles into the drink caused a mountain a fizz from the repulsive drink.



    The taste is hard to describe. I think its an actual improvement over the normal taste. The strange thing is it almost tastes like margarita mix. The color matches up pretty well with whatever skittle you put in. So either do red/purple or the green/yellow/orange to get a nice glow (putting them all in just makes it look brown). Probably the worst part is the floating white pieces of skittle at the top of the drink

    Skitrona

    Citrona isn't actually half bad. The only downside to it is that it is fairly cloudy. But with some skittles, it becomes a cornucopia of color. Skittle induction reaction was minimal, and the color quickly spread throughout the drink.



    Strangely enough, the skittles really didn't have any effect on the taste, so perhaps Citrona is made from skittles. A very unimpressive showing.

    Old Skilwaukee

    "Don't do it!!!"

    "For science!!!" GLUG GLUG GLUG

    "Dear God, what have I done. I have dabbled in things Man was not meant to."



    Folks, this one is pretty bad. Not that Old Milwaukee is that great to begin with (I believe "ass" is the term most commonly used), but skittles just make it downright foul. The skittles dissolve very fast, so almost immediately you have a massive influx of sugar into the mixture. The early sips are bad, but it gets worse the longer you put off drinking it.

    Chug it down, move on to the last one.

    Skittlebrau

    The one, the only, the original, Skittlebrau.

    I personally am not a big dark beer fan. But the Crazy Engineer household would be remiss if we

  20. Hahaha What's next? by Nanite · · Score: 1

    What's next? Nuts & Gum? (Together at last!)

    Maple syrup soda perhaps? (I actually had this idea years before The Simpsons did it, so they stole it from me. :P)

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    1. Re:Hahaha What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to tell you this, but in Vermont they have maple soda pretty much everywhere, and basically it just tastes like seltzer with maple syrup mixed in.

    2. Re:Hahaha What's next? by DanDwig · · Score: 1

      Maple Soda is already available in Vermont at least. (Pretty much tastes like diluted maple syrup)

  21. Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Schezar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I never even considered that Skittlebrau was actually anything... real? That is, until I read CS Forester's "Horatio Hornblower" series. Nauticle pulp fiction of the worst (best) sort.

    Anyway, in one scene Horatio mentions that "life is not always beer and skittles." Now, these are old books, so the reference is, well, old.

    Does anyone know the actual, non-Horatio reference?

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    1. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes. Skittles is an old English game not unlike bowling. It's played on a lawn, on a sleepy afternoon with nothing better to do. Aside from drinking beer. Think upper-class English rednecks.

      AC

    2. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by enronman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Skittles, it is an old game that is quite a bit like bowling. You roll a ball at some pins, and try and knock them down. I suspect that hornblower (now thats a porn name!) was talking about drinking beer and playing.

    3. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by zimage · · Score: 5, Informative

      From bartleby.com

      Life is not all beer and skittles, i.e. not all eating, drinking, and play; not all pleasure; not all harmony and love.

      "Sport like life, and life like sport,
      Isn't all skittles and beer."

      As others have said, "skittles" is an old game similar to lawn-bowling

      Mat Groening, in his genious, took this expression and showed what happens when Homer takes it literaly.

    4. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it the term redneck derives from the sunburn got while working in the fields? The English upper class does not work in fields. They have people to do that for them

    5. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10 pin bowling without a lane - thats skittles!

    6. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Bill_Mische · · Score: 1

      Ten pin bowling evolved from skittles when the great & the good of the American colonies banned it. Think of bowling with a smaller ball & 9 pins in a square and you've more or less got the idea.

      There used to be skittle alleys in pubs, but slowly they've been taken out. About 15-20 years back, one of the bars in the Student Union at Cardiff University used to have one. (What? Not allowed to drink untill you're 21? You poor sods!)

      As to the origin of the phrase I don't know but I've heard it a few times.

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    7. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

      "Sport like life, and life like sport, Isn't all skittles and beer."

      this makes me want to go out and poison some pigeons in the park.

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    8. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Speaking of Hornblower, the Poms made an excellent TV series about him. Highly recommended viewing!

      I didn't know it was fiction - I was under the impression he was a historical figure (that probably shows my ignorance of history and/or failure to pay attention to the credits.) If books are always better than the screenplay then I'm probably in for a real treat when I get around to reading them!

    9. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Mat Groening, in his genious, took this expression and showed what happens when Homer takes it literaly.

      That's right boys and girls, each and every one of the 300+ Simpsons episodes was written, drawn, directed, and animated ENTIRELY by Matt Groening!

      He also does all the voices, under a series of pseudonyms. Ever notice how you never see quote-unquote "Harry Shearer" or "Phil Hartman" credited for work anywhere else, huh?

    10. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      No, he doesn't do everything, but he does WRITE episodes, which is the whole comedy aspect of the show.

    11. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      You are entirely incorrect.

      Matt Groening has had only four writing credits on "The Simpsons", the most recent one being in season seven (1995-1996).

      (Source: SNPP Writers/Directors Guide)

    12. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Vexar · · Score: 1

      your post exceeds what I found at Dictionary.com: skittles. Thanks for posting. I think I'll go buy an OLD book instead of a new one on futzing around with TiVo. Old books are cool. Those people sure know their spelling and grammar, I will say that much! Maybe when I'm done reading, I will be able to enjoy watching the Simpsons when it broadcasts, instead of waiting for it to come up on my PVR.

    13. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      Seems strange that this crew of 30+ writers have the same level of comedy.

    14. Re:Origin (Horatio Hornblower) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope you aren't referring to any of the later seasons. The episodes are almost all terrible.

  22. I did that with root beer by sahonen · · Score: 1

    I'm underaged, so I used the next best thing. Best way to describe it: A gut bomb of sugar.

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    1. Re:I did that with root beer by flewp · · Score: 1

      I'm underaged...

      Wow. Wow. I didn't think *anyone* actually used that as an excuse not to drink.

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    2. Re:I did that with root beer by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm reading Slashdot, which means I've never had any social reason to drink, plus I don't particularly like the taste of alcohol anyway, so I don't really have much of a reason to break the drinking law. Bars around here are pretty strict about checking ID, too.

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    3. Re:I did that with root beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand that, but while you may not like the "taste" of alcohol, you probably have been burnt by kids giving you bad {fill in alcoholic beverage here}

      If Natural Ice your first introduction to beer, you will never drink the stuff again ;)

      In fact...while on this tangent, can /. recommend good gateway beers?

  23. Google Cache by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2, Informative
    Here's the Google cache

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  24. hmmm idea by cyrax777 · · Score: 1

    Use Everclear and Skittles. Course be very carefull since everclear is Grain alchol.

    1. Re:hmmm idea by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Actually, all drinkable alchohol is grain alcohol. Every hear of barley?

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    2. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of wine?

    3. Re:hmmm idea by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      Grain alcohol is just ethyl alcohol... it doesn't have to come from actual grain. Wine has ethanol in it.

    4. Re:hmmm idea by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      After googling everclear... it turns out that what the original poster meant exactly what he said: everclear *is* grain alcohol. 95% anyway :)

    5. Re:hmmm idea by iq+in+binary · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You, my friend, are an idiot.

      All forms of leisurely (sp?) enjoyable alcohol contain ethanol. Every single one. The difference is in the fermentation.

      Speaking from experience, Everclear is the purest form of ethanol available at your local Beverage Plus. It is strong enough to knock you on your ass and is that way for one reason: it was fermented from grains specifically for that purpose. Look at all your favorite alcoholic beverages, less than %15 of them are made from grain. Grains are an extremely good way to produce alcohol, but definitely not good for taste; hence the awful flavor of most grain-fermented beverages.

      Everclear means business, so should you when you drink it ;)

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    6. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of Brandy? Not much grain there.

    7. Re:hmmm idea by Graff · · Score: 2, Informative
      Everclear is the purest form of ethanol available at your local Beverage Plus. It is strong enough to knock you on your ass and is that way for one reason: it was fermented from grains specifically for that purpose.

      Actually the purest ethanol you will get from fermentation will be about 20% ethanol, coming from a pure mixture of sugar (glucose and/or fructose) and water. You would have to use a special high-alcohol yeast called turbo yeast.

      So how is Everlear produced? They ferment grain (because it's a lot cheaper than grapes and easier to ferment than potatoes) to the highest percent alcohol and then distill it. It is distilled to 190 proof (95% ethanol). This is the highest proof you can get because the ethanol and water form an azeotropic mixture, there will always be a little water in the mixture no matter how much you distill it. Chemists can make a purer ethanol but not by a regular form of distillation.

      By the way, the flavor of distilled beverages comes about in two ways. In making a distilled beverage you either pot distill it, a process in which you do a very impure distillation. This allows a lot of chemicals, including flavor and color, to come over into the ethanol and water mixture. Pot distillation is simple but it can keep some very dangerous chemicals (such as methanol) and off-flavors if not done properly. You often have to double or triple distill (repeat the process two or three times) in order to make a decent product.

      The second way to make a distilled beverage is to fractionally distill (a special type of distillation) the mixture to produce "pure" alcohol (190 proof, 95% ethanol) and then water it down to the proper proof and add in flavors. This is the way most hard alcohols are made today because it is much more efficient and it produces a very consistent product.
    8. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the Merriam-Webster Dictionary:

      Main Entry: grain alcohol
      Function: noun
      Date: 1889
      : ETHANOL

      He was right: grain alcohol is a common name for ethanol, regardless of its source. Similarly, wood alcohol is another name for methanol, even though methanol is rarely produced by fermenting wood.

    9. Re:hmmm idea by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Speaking from experience, Everclear is the purest form of ethanol available at your local Beverage Plus.

      Not in Virginia it isn't. My understanding is that in order to purchase alcohol at this proof, you have to have some kind of special license. The ABC laws in Virginia are pretty draconian.

      Technically, Irish Car Bombs are illegal too. No mixing of liquor and beer. (No word on skittles yet).

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    10. Re:hmmm idea by marksthrak · · Score: 1

      Umm. Did you do your homework? What's scotch made from? Malted barley, same as beer. And most vodka isn't made from potatoes. Sake is brewed from rice. Gin begins as grain alcohol, distilled with some flavor additives. Offhand, rum, tequilla, and wine are about the only things I can think of that AREN'T grain alcohol.

      Less than 15%? Bull!

    11. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. I owe you bringing to my attention Irish Car Bombs. If I was at home right now, I'd mix myself one.

    12. Re:hmmm idea by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. I'm a beer bigot, so that for me, any potable alchohol must come from grain.

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    13. Re:hmmm idea by dreadnougat · · Score: 1

      Ethyl alcohol *is* ethanol *is* grain alcohol (grain alcohol being a name for ethanol aka ethyl alcohol, whether or not your particular drink was actually fermented from grain). Hence when I said that wine has ethanol in it, I was also saying that it has ethyl alcohol, and not drawing a distinction between the two (because they're the same thing)! Sheesh.

    14. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol.. You're an idiot. ethanol = ethyl alcohol

    15. Re:hmmm idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That, and they distill the hell out of it... (or should I say, they distill everything but the alcohol out of it....)

  25. Gummi Beers by SolubleFrank · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Method:

    Put gummi bears in alcohol (vodka apparently works best).
    Over a few hours, they will soak up the alcohol and grow about twice their size.

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    1. Re:Gummi Beers by motardo · · Score: 1

      this has been done by the SA goons, use haribo bears for best results

  26. coors light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow american beer that must have tasted amazing then. not at all like piss.

  27. What's next... by TimeForGuinness · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope its the Flaming Homer

    1. Re:What's next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope its the Flaming Homer
      And not a flaming Homersexual.

    2. Re:What's next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's flaming Moe, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:What's next... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 3, Informative
      A Flaming Moe (ne Homer) can be made with the following ingredients (in equal parts) if you fancy it:
      • Tequila
      • Schnapps
      • Creme De Menthe
      • Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup For Kids*
      * It is advisable to substitute this ingredient with a non-fictional cough syrup.
    4. Re:What's next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that this will burn... just use everclear and cough syrup.

    5. Re:What's next... by xanthus · · Score: 1

      What kind of schnapps do you use? Peach? Peppermint? I'm guessing that would definitely flavor the end result.

      --
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    6. Re:What's next... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ep is called Flaming Moe, but it was invented by homer, and in the end is called a Flaming Homer. Where's the confusion?

  28. contains gelatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First I can't have jello shots and now that Skittlebrau exists I can't have that too. Damn vegetarianism.

    1. Re:contains gelatin by johndoejersey · · Score: 1

      dude, skittles in the uk are gelatin free - id check on that if I were you.

    2. Re:contains gelatin by slackingme · · Score: 0

      They contain gelatin here in the US.. anyway, more experienced alcoholics/vegetarians know you can make some impressive jello shots with augar (http://www.projectjanel.org/archives/000715.html) -- Think before you drink, and just because you're a veg (like me) doesn't mean you can't fit in ;p

    3. Re:contains gelatin by johndoejersey · · Score: 1

      you want to fit in?

  29. Wow by D'Sphitz · · Score: 0

    In the absence of any real news Slashdot now considers the Pledge of Allegiance and Skittles to be nerdsworthy tech news (while rejecting legitimate stories as usual).

  30. I've done this... by xRizen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But not with beer. It actually goes really well with
    Smirnoff Ice. Does that color fizzy thing. You also get the white pebbles. They aren't crunchy though. Just really, really non-chewy. Hard. Me and my buddies used to get a six-pack (or a case, in some cases) and a bag of skittles, then pick our color.

    1. Re:I've done this... by Popsikle · · Score: 1

      Zima. It goes best with zima, Back when i was still in school this was a weekly occurance.

      Oh how i miss the days of younger years.

    2. Re:I've done this... by bobobobo · · Score: 1

      Wow, didn't realize so many ladies trolled slashdot!

    3. Re:I've done this... by xRizen · · Score: 1

      Forgive me if I don't feel the need to imbibe something tasting akin to urine to prove the presence of my gonads. Heaven forbid I should actually *enjoy* my libations.

    4. Re:I've done this... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      Meh, you might have an inkling of a point if it weren't for the fact that Smirnoff Ice is pretty expensive and you can get some damn nice beer for the same price. /me dreams of Harp and Guinness while going to get a Miller Highlife out of the fridge in my college apartment.

    5. Re:I've done this... by Mr+Guy · · Score: 1

      We don't all agree with you about the concept of "good beer". My general impression is that "good beer" tastes mostly like what I'd expect a burning grain silo to taste like.

    6. Re:I've done this... by Morologous · · Score: 1

      Alright boys, pack 'im up. We gots to ship this one back to the factory for recalibration.

    7. Re:I've done this... by Squib · · Score: 1

      Surprisingly enough, Red Swedish Fish and Killian's Irish Red go really well together, as well - wonder if anyone else could commiserate with me on that?

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    8. Re:I've done this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez, man, you sound like the Comic Book Guy: "Beer is the nectar of the nitwit"

    9. Re:I've done this... by rabiteman · · Score: 1
      Hey -- Don't complain about your Miller High Life; it's the champagne of beers! Seriously, though, as far as swill goes I'd rather have High Life than any of its competitors, on account of the fact that it has just about no flavour at all, which makes it taste much better than swill that tastes downright awful.

      My college apartment's drink of choice recently has been Yuengling, ever since my local K-Mart started selling 12-packs for $8. I second your dreams about Guinness, though.

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    10. Re:I've done this... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I've tried beer. I've tried LOTS OF BEER. Every time I see somebody drinking a new beer, I get a taste of it. It all sucks. It all has that bitter beer taste, even the ones that advertise that they don't give you "Bitter Beer Face". Thus, I usually stick with hard alcohol. (At least I don't have to drink 64oz of piss, just to get drunk.)

      The Smirnoff (sp!) Ice isn't too bad. Zima sucks, but the Ice actually tastes decent.

    11. Re:I've done this... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1


      I realize this is flame bait, but I'll bite anyway... Hops are bitter (and floral). Many of us love that. IPA, APA, and "Special Bitter" capitalize on this. But even your run-of-the-mill American fizz water beer still has hops in it.

      That's not "bitter beer flavor", it's just "beer flavor". Your complaint sounds like somebody complaining that "all chocolate sucks because it has that sweet chocolote flavor, even special dark has enough of that sweet chocolate flavor, thus, I'll stick with sour-patch-kids."

      Keystone and other beers that market "No Bitter Beer Flavor!" are truly just marketing "No Beer Flavor" or not much anyway, that's why they're considered dreck by those who actually like real beer.

      Interesting, my uncle hates beer and has one whale sized sweet-tooth. I LOVE beer and hate just about all things sweet, except for caramel and jolly-ranchers, and rich dark chocolate, which all temper the sweet with strong bitter or sour notes. So based on this incredibly scientific poll of me and my uncle, I'm betting you're a choc-o-holic sweet-tooth who doesn't like beer, strong coffee, or fiery hot sauce at all.

      In other words, like my uncle, you have the same palate as Mary Poppins. Hey nothing wrong with that. But please, DON'T BLAME THE BEER!
      Thanks.

      Also, have you tried any Belgian Lambics? A fairly adulterated beer in most books, because it has little to no hops and lots of sweetness. You might really like it.

      --

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    12. Re:I've done this... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      I'm not really blaming anybody or anything, but just defending the (great?) grandparent poster that you don't have to be a girly girl to dislike beer. And actually, I love spicy food, sweet/cream coffee, and chocolate. But, you're right, I just don't like the taste of hops.

      If you want to question my abilities as a man with drinking beer, I'll question your abilities as a man with eating spicy food. (Habanaros? Pssshaw.)

    13. Re:I've done this... by default+luser · · Score: 1

      Yuengling Lager = win. Mid-priced, tastes as good as most of the more expensive beers, and it's AMERICAN to boot :P

      Too bad you can only find it easily on the east coast....but that can change. They've been expanding their reseller areas in the last few years.

      --

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      And occasionally whores for Karma.

    14. Re:I've done this... by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      I'll drink to that. Grew 4 Habanero bushes this summer. Roasted my own sauce. Can eat the likes of Dave's Total Insanity, but prefer the flavor and heat level of a good homemade habanero sauce.

      Although if I had to give up beer I don't know if I'd like the hot stuff quite as much. Goes together like popcorn and salt. :]

      I need to be careful though, I'm not in my 20's anymore. Over time stuff that hot relaxes the muscles that close the bottom of your esophagus. So while it doesn't give you heartburn, it greatly increases your propensity to get heartburn from all the normal culprits. So now I have GERD.
      Beer + Habaneros + Prevacid = Party Time Yeeehaaa

      --

      Operator, give me the number for 911!
    15. Re:I've done this... by Brendan+Byrd · · Score: 1

      Heh...and I have acid reflex. Join the family. I wonder if the hardcore Mexicans get any of these types of diseases, or is it just for us wussy Americans.

  31. Ho hum... by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1, Funny

    And in other news... on this day in 1974, man with chocolate bar runs into man with bottle of peanut butter. A new taste sensation is born.

  32. The REAL Skittlebrau... by Quaoar · · Score: 1

    How many people here have drank Sprite Remix? It IS liquid skittles.

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    1. Re:The REAL Skittlebrau... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I heard, so I tried some. It's just like very slightly funny tasting sprite, quite disappointing if you ask me. Liquid skittles should taste a lot better than that.

    2. Re:The REAL Skittlebrau... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try Sprite Remix with Bacardi O.

    3. Re:The REAL Skittlebrau... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to try the new Radiator Coolant colored Beverage from 7up DnL

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  33. No offense but... by notque · · Score: 1

    This seems somewhat like a dupe. This topic was discussed indepthly on the made up drinks poll.

    With pictures of a variety of skittlebrau drinks.

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  34. Candied alcohol by phorm · · Score: 1

    Actually, this might not be too bad if you tried mixing some Gin, ginger-ale, and skittles or perhaps something not too sweet. Currently, I find Gin and Ginger ale somewhat unpleasant tasting. However if you add a little fruit syrop (natural is best, go for blackberry) to flavour it, you suddenly have a very nice drink.

    Not sure if the same would apply to skittles, but they seem similar in principle. Perhaps less syrop to offset the additional skittle sweetness? I think I'll give that a go this weekend :-)

  35. NO NO NO! by azav · · Score: 4, Funny

    One must inject the brau into the skittle! First one must remove a small amount of skittle or inflate the hard candy shell. 5 seconds in a microwave will make it pliable.

    Then one must carefully inject 3 skittles witl alcohol untill failure is achieved.

    Failure = leakage.

    Heat a spoon or knife on the stove and inject skittles with less alcoholic vitriol. With a heat resistant glove, place the knife or spoon on the edge of the skittle where you removed the needle, thereby sealing the skittle.

    Repeat 10 times per guest. You can't eat just one.

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    1. Re:NO NO NO! by GoRK · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      My god, man! That's an insane amount of work!

    2. Re:NO NO NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, man! That's an insane amount of work!

      But the trick-or-treaters love it, which makes it all worth while...

    3. Re:NO NO NO! by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      Just make sure the HOWTO gets submitted before 10/31

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    4. Re:NO NO NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only that.... its illegal in most states...

      product tampering....

      etc...

    5. Re:NO NO NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Lord! You started talking about injecting skittles and heating spoons, and my first thought was that you must be a heroin junkie! :) Had to read the post twice to get that you were injecting alcohol into the skittle, and not injecting the skittle into you.

    6. Re:NO NO NO! by synshyne · · Score: 1

      I must have done somethign wrong in the mix of making this I went by the directions and umm...there's skittle color all over my microwave...so I just figured to drink teh alcohol anyway..why waste it on a skittle?

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  36. Another idea by silverhalide · · Score: 1

    On the same vein, I've found that chewing Winterfresh gum while drinking Coors Lite or similar beers is actually very pleasant. The bitter of the beer and the sweetness of the gum go well together, and the gum covers the bitter after-beer taste.

    1. Re:Another idea by teemu.s · · Score: 1

      and your able to get drunk and your girlfriend doesnt realize it by the smell out of your mouth.
      I also do that with zwickl (austrian beer) and red wine (cabernet sauvignion shiraz) - and almost no one understood that till today.

  37. Or Flaming Moe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Skittles might be a little more accessible than Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup For Kids

  38. and then they wondered why 11/9 happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3192762.stm
    reading this, I think this sort of thing is the basis on which terrorism grows ...

    1. Re:and then they wondered why 11/9 happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while I cannot agree more, it is totally off-topic!

  39. Been there, done that. by bastard42 · · Score: 1

    I'd rather alternate my cheap beers with skittles. drink. chew. drink more. Much more satisfying IMHO. Besides, how can you trust someone who thinks Coors Light is a decent light beer. That just makes me want to bang my head against the wall.

    A way better treat is a Guinness float. Ice cream in your beer kicks ass, try it with you favorite stout.

    Have fun,
    chris

  40. Or the lazy man's version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Swing by the liquor store on the way home from work. It's probably near work anyway.

    2) Pick up a bottle of tequila and a bottle of Sweet & Sour.

    3) At home, mix tequila with Sweet & Sour.

    4) Drink tequila in shots until bottle is empty.

    Steps 5-7 can be reserved for "???" and "Profit" wherever you like.

  41. mod parent up; girl-beer sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lameness filter also sucks

    I mean, really

  42. SkittleBrau is tasty with by pgaffney · · Score: 1

    a forty of old english. Try it. Nine out of ten punk rockers with cirrhosis of the liver swear by it.

  43. NZ did a variant that tasted like this a year ago by KiwiEngineer · · Score: 1

    A local brewer (Dominion Breweries) launched a range of fruit beers to attract women and young people to beer. At some of the launches at bars, they had cheap stuff, so a table of us bought a few bottles and tried it.

    It tasted like someone had put chuppa chupp lollipops into a blender and added some vodka (couldn't taste the alcohol, but it sure wasn't beer tasting) to bring it up to 5%. I couldn't bring myself to abuse my tastebuds (there was other beer on offer) and liver with the stuff, so left it after a couple of mouthfuls.

    beer is meant to have a bitterness to it. Deal with it, or drink something else.

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  44. good news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO real beer has harmed by this experiment...

  45. Skittlebrau by epsilon720 · · Score: 1

    Eh, nothing new. I did this last year with a red cup of ice house and a handful of Skittles. They imparted a bit of flavor to the beer, which was not necessarily a bad thing. I can confirm that the skittles do turn to round white blobs in the beer. Unfortunately, (and perhaps obviously) it was not my first drink of the evening, and I forgot about it just as I was getting to the bottom of the glass. Something they failed to mention is that by morning, the skittles completely dissolve, leaving a gooey white layer on top of the flat, warm, beer. I can not comment on the flavor of the skittles at that point, since I had sobered up and was wondering what the hell I had been thinking.

  46. My skittle mix... by rosewood · · Score: 1

    I can't get to the article so Im guessing it has something to do with my favorite candy -- Skittles!

    Am I the only one that will take one of every color and put it in my 20oz bottle of Dew?

    Seriously, TRY THIS -- especially if you want to become diabetic!

    1. Re:My skittle mix... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I got one better...

      One each of colored spree and sweettarts in diet dew... allow to dissolve completely and ENJOY!

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  47. Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Put a shot of vodka in your beer. It adds flavor and kick.

    I usually pay about $8 for 1.5 liters of vodka, and about $7 per case of beer.

    I'm on a budget yet I live like a king!

    1. Re:Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by after · · Score: 0
      Put a shot of vodka in your beer. It adds flavor and kick.

      Beer and Vodka? ...

      Are you crazy man? I have, in all honestly, has had extremely intense headaches and very bad experiances when I mix the two.
      When I drink Vodka, I try not to mix it with anything [alcoholic].

      In Russia, everyone knows that mixing beer and vodka just ruins the party.
    2. Re:Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in Australia, Carlton United Breweries have done just this with the "Cold Shot"... a bit steep at $5 a pop, so I havent tried it, although I frequently will have a beer, and then a shot (or 3) of Vodka, lather, rinse, repeat, go to bed.

      Anyone had a Cold Shot?

    3. Re:Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Russia it's vodka and caviar all the way.

      In Soviet Russia piss tastes like American beer

    4. Re:Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by after · · Score: 0
      In Soviet Russia piss tastes like American beer

      I hope you are f*ing around with me.

      If you are serious, please, its the other way around :) (Sorry, but I just *had* to say this)
    5. Re:Shot of Vodka in cheap beer by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Actually, All the world over Piss tastes just like american beer... Not just in Soviet Russia... Funny thing that...

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  48. PARENT IS A TROLL! MOD DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sugar cuts the bitter beer taste and and leaves you with a mellow sweetness that isn't bad drinking. Now, letting it sit for 30 minutes isn't advised, but some leisurely drinking is ok. There is a slight odd aftertaste, but no odder than after sucking CmdrTaco's cock for several hours and eating shit out of CowboiKneel's asshole.

    Mod the parent down. It is not the article text.

    1. Re:PARENT IS A TROLL! MOD DOWN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sugar cuts the bitter beer taste
      Beer is supposed to taste bitter. Faggots like you should stick to brightly coloured drinks with fruit & umbrellas in thim.

  49. Needs to drink more beer by geordie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boy, does this guy have some learning to do when it comes to beer!
    In reference to Lowenbrau he states... 'I personally am not a big dark beer fan'
    If he think's Lowenbrau is a dark beer, god only knows what he would make of a decent bitter or a stout.

    1. Re:Needs to drink more beer by mrjb · · Score: 1

      And he goes on... "Now, usually we view foam as a bad thing in beer" Is almost like saying "Now usually we view carbondioxide as a bad thing in sodas". I sure prefer a foamy beer to a flat tasteless one, as I prefer a fresh coke to a gasless one.

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    2. Re:Needs to drink more beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I actually prefer flat cola.
      Also, I think the secret ingredient is mostly carrots.

    3. Re:Needs to drink more beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALMOST. But not quite. He probably means a beer poured with no head on it, and I agree with him. Why? More beer fits in the glass, less messiness with a thick layer of foam.

    4. Re:Needs to drink more beer by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      That's probably true, but you can't drink foam very well, so it's a tradeoff.

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  50. Recipe already exists.. by jkitchel · · Score: 1


    SkittleBrau
    [5F03] Bart Star
    ingredients:
    2 pkg. Skittles
    1 6pk. Duffenbrau

    instructions:
    add Skittles candies evenly to 6 12oz. cans of Duffenbrau
    chill briefly
    makes 6 servings

    NOTE: You may want to use caution when preparing Skittlebrau. When Skittles are added to beer -- though I have not, of course, tried Duff -- it creates a scary sort of chemical reaction, causing the beer to foam uncontrollably.

    Check out the other foods, including the recipe for skittlebrau here You have to scroll down a ways, or just search for skittlebrau on the page.

  51. slow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be a slow news day.

  52. Crazyengineer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His lab is much less messed than mine, but I never had the idea to mix beer and skittles. Does it mean that I'm not enough crazy or not enough engineer?

  53. in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    skittles + beer tastes like shit.

    of course we already knew that because OTHERS HAVE TRIED AND HAVE FAILED IT!

  54. you play skittles indoors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The setup fits on a tabletop.

    It's not like lawn bowling since you don't use a lawn.

    IIRC, you use some small "pins" and a top (the type you spin).

    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to google something up, misinterpret it badly, post about it and remove all doubt.

    1. Re:you play skittles indoors! by Gumshoe · · Score: 2, Informative
      The setup fits on a tabletop.

      It's not like lawn bowling since you don't use a lawn.

      IIRC, you use some small "pins" and a top (the type you spin).


      That's a variation of "Bar Skittles". "Skittles" is very similar to 10-pin bowling. So much so in fact, that in the UK there is an astonishing number of people who refer to 10-pin bowling as Skittles. The former being a fairly recent import.
    2. Re:you play skittles indoors! by Vexar · · Score: 1

      I think you've figured out why M&M/Mars calls their candy that. They invented a hard candy that can be used for bar games.

  55. Experiments. x + alcohol = ? by zambuka · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Looks like another major advance in the serious field of "What if I mix this with acohol?"

    I'm sure everyone, at least those that enjoy a brew or two, has performed experiments of this nature.

    My stomach churns just thinking of some of the concoctions tasted in the past, the most amazing would have to have been this mix that had a serious metalic grey tinge to it. Kinda like a bottle of mercury, but alcoholic. Toxicity levels are yet to be determined due to an inability to reproduce said drink.

    Sticking a lump of chocolate in the bottom of a glass and testing the flavour of vaious spirits is an interesting experience as well. Even more so if youu leave the same piece of chocolate through the entire evening.

    Cheers
    Z

  56. No, lager and cinnamon hearts is where it's at! by Frohboy · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine, quite experienced in the skittlebrau phenomenon held a Christmas party in February. In light of the proximity to Valentine's day, he, of course, had a bucket of cinnamon hearts hanging from his living room ceiling. His girlfriend dumped out a bunch of cinnamon hearts at some point in the evening, and distributed them to those present. I added five or six to my bottle of beer. It was a rather interesting and pleasant experience. The rather boring bottle of Keith's India Pale Ale (which I prefer to think of as a lager) acquired some bite, while still introducing a certain sweet element. Good stuff. I recommend you try it.

  57. Where's the umlaut??? by sbryant · · Score: 1

    There's supposed to be an umlaut (two dots) over the "a". OK, so Slashdot is broken and you can't use them, but there's still the alternate form:

    ...braeu

    Don't forget - it doesn't rhyme with "brow". It's pronounced like "broy". If you're going to use foreign words, use them properly!

    1. Re:Where's the umlaut??? by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

      Them guys do it correctly, according to their own rules. They spell it resume and uber, without accent or umlaut dots, respectively. Get used to it.

      --
      If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
  58. Better... by Smoking · · Score: 1

    Take two boxes of blue vicks mints...
    Put in a vodka bottle and let the mints dissolve completely (they will...)
    Do not forget to put the bottle in the freezer... and you will get something really refreshing...

  59. For American Beer by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I find the best thing is to pour it straight down the toilet and avoid the middle man.

    1. Re:For American Beer by Penguinshit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I take umbrage to that statement. There is plenty of good American beer. It just happens to come from the Pacific Northwest.

      Take, for instance, Anchor Steam (brewed in San Francisco, CA). Or anything from the Mendocino Brewing Company a little further north (Red Tail, Blue Heron, etc.). If you like something with that full flavor and a little less body, try one of the fine Oregonian brews from Full Sail.

      Not all American beer is that Anheiser/Busch pisswater.

      Give me hops, or give me death..!

    2. Re:For American Beer by hypnotik · · Score: 1

      Why do Americans chill their beer?

      So they can tell it apart from horse piss.

      --
      (I was only an egg, but then I cracked)
    3. Re:For American Beer by LedZeplin · · Score: 1

      Brooklyn Brewing
      Troegs
      Victory
      Great Lakes
      Dog Fish Head
      Rogue Ales
      Stone Brewing ... Oh yeah american beer sucks, that guy surely is an expert. Wonder how many of the top 50 american beers he has tried and poured down the toilet.

      http://beeradvocate.com/boba/072003/beers.php

    4. Re:For American Beer by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Apologies for the generalisation...

      I just thought that saying "except Anchor Steam and a few others" would deaden the impact.

      I have tried Anchor Steam which is quite easily available in the UK and very good. I haven't seen any others though.

      In fact, most beer sold in the UK is garbage - quality European lager names used to sell piss. Although finding good beer is not at all difficult because of the huge number of breweries here.

    5. Re:For American Beer by mrtroy · · Score: 1

      Sorry your are mistaken. American beer is an oxymoron.

      However, there is plenty of good NORTH American beer, being that which is brewed in Canada.

      Just fuckin give'r

      Turn up the good, turn down the suck

      --
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    6. Re:For American Beer by c4seyj0nes · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming he's meaning American macro-brewed beers (Bud, Coors, etc.) and to this I agree. But there are soo many good American micro-brews as listed by another poster.

      If you can get a hold of Victory (a micro-brew) in your area try their Golden Monkey. Its a tripel that will put your on your ass (9.5%) and tastes amazing (once you get used to the suff floating in it).

      --
      "In wine there is wisdom. In beer there is strength. In water there is bacteria." --Old German Proverb
    7. Re:For American Beer by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      I agree, but you've left out some great beers that don't come from the northeast. Celis (from Austin), Mendocino Black Hawk Stout, Rogue Shakespeare Stout (both from CA). Kudos to the NE though... there are tons of great beers from that area.

      --
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    8. Re:For American Beer by li99sh79 · · Score: 1
      I take umbrage to that statement. There is plenty of good American beer. It just happens to come from the Pacific Northwest.

      That's funny, I thought Bell's brewed their beer in Kalamazoo MI and that's just down the road from me. :)

      I've done the Skittlebrau thing with Zima because I like to see the skittles fizz. I do the same with sprite. Currently though I'm on a bit of a hard alchohol kick, rum and coke all the way.

      -sam

      --
      I was just here, where did I go?
    9. Re:For American Beer by azalin · · Score: 1

      As Monty Python used to say at the Hollywood Bowl:
      "American beer is like making love in a kanu - f*cking close to water".
      Ah... british humor, dark like a guinnes and at least that bitter.

      ___
      If God intended man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

    10. Re:For American Beer by marykatherine · · Score: 1

      some american stuff is gross, like budweiser, and natty ice, etc. however things brewed locally from city to city aren't usually half bad. in cleveland, it's Great Lakes. it's semi-fresh and not mass produced so it has better quality.

    11. Re:For American Beer by Pfhor · · Score: 2, Informative

      New Belguim Brewery...

      Spent my 21st birthday there, got loaded, got free stuff. Best birthday ever.

    12. Re:For American Beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, American beer is from America. You're talking about stuff from Canadia. Canadia isn't part of America (yet...), but I'm sure you'll be able to claim your place as "North America" soon enough...

  60. KWAK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Been there, done that.

    It's a belgian beer called kwak.

    Got little floaties of chocolate flakes in there.

    On the other hand there's skittlekwak...

    1. Re:KWAK by uglyhead69 · · Score: 1

      I don't know where you heard that the floaties in Kwak Pawel are chocolate, but they are most certainly not. They're hops. Kwak is dry-hopped, even in the bottle.

    2. Re:KWAK by Delron+Da+Thugg · · Score: 0
      Got little floaties of chocolate flakes in there.

      Nah, you just think their little floaties of chocolate flakes...they're chocolate flakes all right, but the kind that come out of one's arse.

  61. Haribo Vodka by p.gogarty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend of mine recently experimented with haribo and vodka.

    Place 1 bag of Haribo cola bottles* in 70cl of vodka and leave in the fridge for 3-4 weeks.

    The result is a pleasant sweet tasting liquid that makes it really hard to walk the 200 yards to my house.

    If you are unfamiliar with Haribo any gelatinous cola flavoured sweet\candy will do fine.

    --
    Paul Gogarty
  62. RokiKittles by beady · · Score: 1

    This was a drink we made over the 1999->2000 new years eve/new years day night.
    The ingredients?
    Red Bull
    Coke
    Milk
    Beer (probably fosters)
    Skittles
    and i think there was some Cayenne pepper in there too, although don't quote me on that!
    results?
    Impressive.

    1. Re:RokiKittles by stanmann · · Score: 1

      And your goal... was????


      TO not see the new year??? or to prepare for the apocalypse of the Y2K Bug??

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
  63. yummy cum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mixed my semen with my beer and it tasted yum!!!

  64. I, for one, by zepher-109 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    welcome our new beer bottles of death overloards.

  65. Mod parent and all those google mirror idiots down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is not a mirror! It only caches the html but not the pictures.

  66. watermelon and vodka by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's the old skool candy treat.

    watermelon and vodka

  67. Mistake in article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Coors Light is a relatively decent light beer,"

    Coors is not a beer, it is a lager. How can I trust anyone to offer an objective tasting of Skittlebrau if he can't tell the difference between beer and lager.

    I think these things should be taken more seriously. Otherwise great nations have been destroyed for serving lousty beer.

  68. "Dark beer"? by slim · · Score: 1

    Lowenbrau? "Dark Beer"? Surely some mistake.

    It's not exactly Guinness. It's probably lighter than a decent pale ale.

    1. Re:"Dark beer"? by Zardoz44 · · Score: 1
      No kidding. Here I am thinking that Lowenbrau is pretty close to the lightest beer out there; light as in colour, opposite of dark.

      Compare it with:

      Coors Light is a relatively decent light beer
      I can think of at least three things wrong in that sentence.
    2. Re:"Dark beer"? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I believe he was comparing coors to Pabst and Old Milwalkee... Since AFAIK Coors is relatively decent compared with those... and further.. is beer compared with those...

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    3. Re:"Dark beer"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There *is* a dark Lowenbrau.....and its not that good really
      http://www.ratebeer.com/Ratings/Beer/ShowB eer.asp? BeerID=4228

      I'd rather be drinking anything by Weihenstephaner or Hacker-Pschorr or Paulaner

      Weihenstephaner Hefe-Weissbier is my drink of choice, tho I like Chimay when finances allow for it :)

  69. Eurkea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean *hic* Eureka!

  70. one word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fizzies!

  71. Next up... by slagish666 · · Score: 1
    Nuts and gum, together at last.

    --
    "Consider the lillies of the goddamn field."
  72. Skitweiser by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    I am surprised he did not try the American favorite watered down beer. Skittles and budweiser....well at least there would be SOME taste!

    You know what they say about having sex in a canoe and Budweiser.....

    --

    Gorkman

  73. Bodka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bisto (Gravy) + Vodka. The worst thing I have ever tasted!

  74. Newsworthy by borud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Michael, why not devote your time to maintaining a personal blog instead of this slashdot nonsense. I would hate to think that Slashdot was taking time out of your mission to inform the masses of all the worthwhile news that is out there on the web. This is obviously much more important than the chinese putting a man into orbit.

  75. Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by jlusk4 · · Score: 1

    Iron City is supposed to be pretty good (I've never had it).

    I've had good brew in Rochester, MN.

    Carolina Pale Ale is my current fav, it's made right down the road a ways.

    I doubt any beer snob in America has to go very far to find a good microbrew. As for the mainstream "beers", well... this IS the land of iced tea.

    John.

    1. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Iron City is crap. Yuengling is the good Pittsburgh beer.

    2. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

      Iron City is crap. Yuengling is the good Pittsburgh beer.

      funny, i thought Yuengling was brewed elsewhere in PA. Perhaps you're confusing it with Penn Pilsner as a "Pittsburgh" beer. (nothing against yuengling; it's a good beer.)

      that said, IC is pretty good for a macro-brewed beer. a lot of people like IC light, but I'm not a big fan of light beers.

      an excellent burgh brewery is the church brew works on liberty. pious monk dunkel is great; they've also made a trippel that's very tasty.

      --
      -- Fugacity: Confusing chemists since 1908
    3. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Iron City is supposed to be pretty good (I've never had it).

      Dear god, what did you DO to someone that made them tell you Iron City is good? Iron City beer could be described charitably as an "acquired taste". In other words, it takes many years of drinking 12 packs and freezing your ass off at "Stillas" (Steelers) football games to finally (and perversely) get your brain to think of Iron City beer as a "good thing". It's in the same class as Budweiser, Old Milwaukee, and Pabst Blue Ribbon. The only thing it really has going for it is that Pittsburghers have developed a bizarre loyalty to it because it's local.

      (I had a Pittsburgh nut give me one once; he was astounded when I didn't like it)

      --
      If a job's not worth doing, it's not worth doing right.
    4. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Foundary is also quite good. If you don't mind the sauerkraut and snausages smell in the air.

    5. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 1

      The Foundary is also quite good. If you don't mind the sauerkraut and snausages smell in the air.

      word is they're closing down, or at least not brewing anymore. same thing for valhalla; no loss, IMHO, as i was never impressed by Valhalla or it's beers.

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      -- Fugacity: Confusing chemists since 1908
    6. Re:Pacific NW doesn't have a lock on good beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be really frickin' pedantic, the Yuengling brewery is in Pottsville, PA



      http://www.yuengling.com/


      The Yuengling brewery is one of the US's oldest breweries, and usually produces a can't miss Lager, and a decent one bottle Black and Tan. Their Porter is a little lacking.



      Heck, PA alone has a good range of what I deem "Spoonin' beers" or good strong beer that can hold up a spoon.



      Troegs Brewery located in Harrisburg.


      Appalachian Brewing Company also in Harrisburg on the infamous Cameron Street.

      General Lafayette Inn in Lafayette Hill, PA near Philadelphia.



      As the local Philly chains of John Harvard's Brewery.



      The Church Brew Works in Pittsburgh, PA which is an old Catholic church converted into a microbrew. The alter houses the brewery system.



      The Bullfrog in Williamsport, PA. Good food. Good beer.




      So there are alot of good American beer just in one state alone. It's still won't compare to Belgian beer, but we still have a couple centuries to catch up on discovering a primo yeast to use. Anyone know how to acquire some Belgian brewers yeast?




      As for Skittles in any of this? DON'T TAINT REAL BEER YA POOF. Go back to drinkin' Coors Light Rice and Corn water.




      For the rest of you, enjoy real beer taste. Fear no beer. (Even EKU)



  76. The REAL pan-galatic-gargle-blaster by tiger_omega · · Score: 1

    A couple of weeks ago I think me my mates found how to make a proper pan-galatic-gargle-blaster.

    For full effect it is best doing this towards the end of night when there is fair bit of alcohol in the blood stream. Doing this early is not a good idea because being sober you will look on the thought of doing this as nothing short of spectualy stupid.

    The recipe is as follows. Find a bar that serves all 3 colours of Aftershock. Thats the red, green and blue.

    Then ask for a round consisting of a shot of red and a shot of gin. So in effect a double shot of gin and aftershock mixed together.

    This has earned it the approriate name *Gin-Shock*.

    Take the red Gin-Shock and down it 1.

    Next proceed to order a green Gin-Shock and down it 1.

    Next proceed to order a blue Gin-Shock and again down this in 1.

    I would recommend a 3-5 minute break between Gin-Shock rounds. This provides the optimimal time for the drink to be absorbed into the blood. (It also provides time for the screaming, cries of pain and cursing to die down).

    Anyone who throws up during this most sacried of drinking rituals should be wisely given the boot and referred to as, well as we say in Scotland "A big jessy" or "A big girls blouse".

    Now 10 minutes after performing this ritual the effect of the drink on your brain should kick in and to quote Douglas Adams it "is like getting your brain smashed out by a golden brick with a slice of lemon rapped round it".

    The hangover from it is rather spectacular with you promising things like you will never ever do that again while lieing in hospital. (Stomach pumps have no effect on this drink as it melts through your stomach). But off course you will ;)

    If this is not enough proof for it to claim its place as the REAL pan-galatic-gargle-blaster then consider this.

    Remembering the lore of the wisest phrase in the universe "Never drink more than 2 pan-galatic-gargle-blasters unless you are a 6-tonne Aruoterian Mega-Donkey with bronchail pneumonia". Now Aftershock is more or less 40% proof cough-medicine hence it acts to clear the lungs of a 6-tonne Aruoterian Mega-Donkey.

    Enjoy!

  77. Disgusting comment, do not read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to pour liquor into my girlfriend's ass and then have her shit it out into a glass and then drink it myself. She doesn't let me do it too often, cause it kinda burns her butthole.

    She likes to do something similar, except with me cumming in her ass, shitting out the cum, and she drinks it. I've actually got a video of this that is shared on Kazaa.

    Delicious.

  78. I've done this too, but in College by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    We didn't have any limes for the Corona, so we used a couple of lime Skittles instead. Later, we tried some other flavors. Wasn't too bad.

    Mostly, we were just disappointed that the Skittles didn't actually float.

    --
    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
  79. What kind? by Jhonny · · Score: 1

    Are they gonna be original, wild berry, or that one blue bagged kind? Man this is big news!

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    DUKEY!
  80. Can you name an all malt Canadian beer by georgeha · · Score: 1

    I drink Saranac; and Labatt's, Molsons, Moosehead, Grizzly, etc are all a step down for me, I happen to like tasty all-malt (no corn, no rice) beers.

    To me, Molson Ale, Molson Lager and Molson Canadian taste like watered down beer.

  81. All UK beers suck, I know, I tried Boddies by georgeha · · Score: 1

    and Old Speckled Hen. Flat and tasteless, what do you do to remove the body and yeast taste? Heh, I generalize, I do like the cans of Ruddles, and the cask conditioned Ruddles county ale I had was quite good.

    I agree with you about mass market American beers, the only Budweiser to pass my lips in the last few years was the Czech kind. So, I buy kegs of all malt beer, usually Saranac Pale Ale. I don't think Saranac is big enough to export to England, but you can look for Sam Adams, they're almost as good.

    1. Re:All UK beers suck, I know, I tried Boddies by Blackstealth · · Score: 1

      but you can look for Sam Adams, they're almost as good

      I've spent years looking for Sam Adams in the UK and have yet to find any. I have to get friends and family to bring it back from the US whenever they're visiting the other side of the pond...

  82. Should've used (Canadian) Smarties! by 32bitwonder · · Score: 1

    Why Skittles when they could've used Smarties? Smarties are by far more tasty!
    By Smarties, I mean these Canadian Smarties, the same ones found in Dairy Queen Blizzards, not these silly American Smarties (Rockets in Canada). Yum, imagine an alcohol based Smartie Blizzard!

  83. HomeBrew! by clckwrkMalChick · · Score: 1
    Since part of the brewing process involves sugar, someone should just brew with the proper amount of skittles instead of sugar. I suppose you could leave out the finishing sugar and replace it in the bottle with skittles, but you'd probably have to boil them down to break up the sugars. Of course you wouldn't have the candies floating in the beer, but you could brew with less sugar during the wort stage, and then add it when you open the beer, kinda like corona and lemon--or whatever. Then and only then, would it be true Skittlebrau(tm)

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  84. Re:Origin (=! Horatio Hornblower) by objekt404 · · Score: 1

    Tom Lehrer - "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park"

    Atleast that was first time I ever heard of Skittles & Beer....

    --
    "Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."
  85. Re:NZ did a variant that tasted like this a year a by M.+Silver · · Score: 1

    beer is meant to have a bitterness to it. Deal with it, or drink something else.

    Like cider. Cider's good. Really good.

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    Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
  86. Vodka and Jolly Ranchers by EM+Adams · · Score: 1

    8 Jolly Ranchers (Green apple, peach, and raspberry are my favorites) per ounce of cheap vodka. Takes a day or so to dissolve.

    --
    Posthuman since 2001.
  87. Skittles and cider by trekman2501 · · Score: 1

    why not try Skittlebrau with a fine cider beverage, like k or woodchuck. or am i the only cider drinker in the place.

  88. When will Mars Attack? by catherder_finleyd · · Score: 1

    When will Mars, the maker of Skittles, attack this with a "cease and desist". They are VERY touchy about their image, and won't like the "unwholesome" elements of this.

  89. This is funny, but not new by bheerssen · · Score: 1

    I actually had some last night. The guy put two lemon skittles in each bottle during the bottling process. The remaining yeast in the bottle eats all the skittle so there are no pieces left.

    It really is quite tasty. But it's not much different than any other type of flavored beer, it just uses skittles instead of rasberry juice or something like that.

    Gotta love the name though.

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    (Score: -1, Stupid)
  90. Before you drink, read.... by deunan_k · · Score: 1

    Drinking (in reference to alcolic beverages) has always been subject to much debate. Most people say that drinking is bad for your health. There are some who even claims that it is good for you. Then there's also those who said that there's good and there's bad of it. These people promotes drinking in 'morderation'. Don't ask me what, I mean, what the hell is 'in morderation'. How much is morderate?

    Personally, I don't drink.. At all.. Period! Never had! Not in my entire life.. But I've seen what happens to those who did, in excess!

    I was hospitalised few months ago for acute infection of the lymphonode. Bad enough with high-fever, two days later, SARs hits asia and the doctors has been asking me whether I got coughing and sneezing too. Luckily I did not, otherwise I would have been isolated with the rest of the SARs cases, but I digress ;-)

    Anyway, I was placed in a two bed room. The other patient in the bed next to me was there for kidney failure or something. His urine has turned blue in colour! Excessive drinking!

    Two doctors attended to him, a physician and a psychytrist. I can stand the physician. Normally he'll just examine the guy and give comments and such on how to get better. It's the other doctor, he came and starts lecturing about the evilness of drinking and what he should do in order to wean off his drinking problem.

    Okay-okay... That not too bad, it's when his favourite (my emphasis) uncle came and starts lecturing him on his problems, telling him to think about his family, his wife, himself, kids, father, mother and host lot more responsibilities. I mean, I'm the one who got depressed after hearing all these. Well, he is sitting on the other bed and you can hear everything!

    This link "Is Alcohol Good or Bad for Your Health?" the Pros and Cons. Sort of objective though.

    This one talks about Kids and Alcohol, a short article but quite okay for those who wants a quick look.

    And finally, this one explains why hundreds of millions of people never drinks at all throughout their whole life. Me included...

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    Will sys-admin for food
  91. Re:For American Beer - what about Yuengling lager? by QuasiDon · · Score: 1

    The oldest brewery in America. Unfortunately, I can not find in around Boston, but I get it when I am down in Pennsylvania. It is one of the better non-microbrew bears from America.

  92. A project of a similar nature by dirvish · · Score: 1
  93. skittleshine? by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    moonshine + skittles.

  94. You mean canoe beer? by Phat_Tony · · Score: 1

    My friends and I call popular American beers canoe beer.

    Why?



    What do having sex in a canoe and American beer have in common?

    They're both fucking close to water.



    Of course, there is plenty of good micro-brewery beer made in the US, including that which orignates from my basement.

    -Phat Tony

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  95. Rogue = Newport, OR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OBTW, Rogue Ales were brewed in Newport, OR the last time I checked.

  96. Re: Stone Brewing Co. in San Diego by rolofft · · Score: 1

    There's good beer to the south too.

    --

    "Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries!"

  97. Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup For Kids* by phorm · · Score: 1

    I wonder if Mr Groening was using KDE when he thought up this episode...?

    1. Re:Krusty's Non Narkotik Kough Syrup For Kids* by diego001 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that this episode predates KDE.

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  98. A bug? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a bug, it's a feature.

  99. What about Tequiza? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tastes like lime Froot Loops.

  100. i remember by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 1
    as a child putting skittles and opal fruits (now starburst - *sigh*) in coke or lemonade.

    the result is vigorous fizzing, and a curious skin develops on the surface.

    the drink tastes vile, and is flat. i recommend this to no-one.

  101. They missed... by Evil+Al · · Score: 1

    ...the Official Skittles Vodka website!

    That stuff is baaaaaaad.

    A.

    --
    Ah, computer dating -- it's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head" -- Bender
  102. Your overhopped beers are yucky! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anchor Steam is fine, but most micros from the northwest are overhopped, usually with foul tasting cascade and cluster(fuck) hops. IMHO, A good beer has balance between the hop bitterness and malt sweetness; bonus points to barley wines with an alcohol "heat" flavor. An excessively bitter beer is no better than the Budmillors sex-in-a-canoe beer.

    Also, not all good american beer comes from the Pacific Northwest. Sierra Nevada makes alot of good beers (they're in Colorado, I think) and Goose Island in Chicago makes a large variety of good beers including cask conditioned ales on hand pump. Also, I highly recommend "Big Shoulders" porter from the Chicago Brewing company -- it's the definitive porter.

  103. That really sucks by georgeha · · Score: 1

    It's not hard to try all sorts of different beers in the US. My grocery store, in addition to a few local microbrews, usually has Guiness, Bass, Boddies and Stella for sale.

    I can get Guinness and Stella at the corner on tap, half a mile way is a "English" pub, two miles away there's a pub with 150 beers on tap, and 15 minutes away is Beers of the World, with probably 40 different English beers, 20 different Scottish, and hundreds of beers from around the world (no Fat Tire, sadly).

    How about Pete's Wicked, they're pretty big and all over the US?

  104. Re:Mod parent and all those google mirror idiots d by Bingo+Foo · · Score: 1

    "Mirror" posts are not really mirrors, they are mod magnets.

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  105. Mr. Guy? Mister GUY?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um... Mr. Guy says:

    My general impression is that "good beer" tastes mostly like what I'd expect a burning grain silo to taste like.

    What The Fuck?

  106. Vermont by phossie · · Score: 1

    It's in the Northeast. Maybe you've heard of it.

    If you haven't, I hereby offer you an opportunity to gracefully stand down your exclusive claim on regional beer quality and save some face.

    There are some fine brews made in the Pacific Northwest, but to propose that beer of equal or greater quality doesn't exist elsewhere in the USA is simply ignorant.

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